The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Investigates Squatters At Bobby’s Condo + Amy’s Adoption Update

Episode Date: September 18, 2017

Lunchbox investigates squatters at Bobby’s newly renovated downtown condo and Amy updates us on her adoption progress Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning. You know, on Friday, and I got hit on social media a bit about this, I was talking about this story where people that wear these fitness trackers, these step counters, they're finding that most of people just look at their number of steps and go, well, I'm good for the day because I've hit my number of steps.

And so what happens sometimes is when we talk about something, people will be waiting on the phones before the show starts to get back in on the mix. So that was a pretty hot topic, and that's why Tracy's on right now. Tracy's in North Canton. Is that right? That's correct. Good morning. Everybody said good morning. Good morning. Okay, so we talked about Fitbits or whatever your fitness tracker is and how a lot of people are just looking at their steps and going, well, I'm good for the day, and they don't eat as right, they don't sleep as well because they just think they're good.

Now, what do you have to say about this? I totally disagree. I have worn a fitness tracker for just over a year and I've lost 70 pounds with it. Look at that. Whoa. Now, I don't think it's a disagree. I agree. I think fitness trackers can, if used right, be wonderful. But I think the point of the story was that people are just using them. So I ask you, Tracy, are you eating right? I am. Are you eating better than you were 70 pounds ago? I sure am. I expect my calories every day.

I don't eat junk food. I don't drink soda. Listen to this. Listen to this, Tracy. See, they're talking about your fitness tracker is just a small tool. Your mind is the weapon. How about that? Sometimes. That's cheap. Yeah.

Fitness Tracker's the tool your mind's living. Huh, write that down. Put down the book. Hey, congratulations on your weight loss. That's 70 pounds. That's crazy. That's awesome.

Thank you very much. But you are a proponent of the fitness tracker, but you will also say you need to do the other things too. Absolutely. Okay. Hey, thank you for call.

Hey, and as I say, I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Thank you very much. It's Tracy. Man, 70 pounds. Mike D, our phone screener, is also over 110 pounds.

And now he's at the point where he's bulking up. Like he's actually putting on a few pounds now because he's getting muscular. Oh. Like that, dude. You know, I had a, Forrest Whitehead came in. He's a writer. He wrote Legends from Kelsey Ballerini, wrote, Love Me Like You Mean It, produced him. He lost over 100 pounds.

Really? Yeah. Like, that is some determination. It's a lot of weight. It's a lot of discipline. Oh, for sure. And discipline's harder than doing curls. discipline is harder than running three miles.

Discipline is time. Like for an extended period of time, you have got to just be in the same frame. But you can hear that Bobby Cash with Forrest Whitehead, too. He lost 100 pounds. And after we left the room, because I have a studio in my house,

him and Mike D. were talking, and he was like, you know, I also lost 100 pounds. And they were like, dude. And so I kind of felt ostracized. I was like, well, now I'll just leave and let you guys talk it out. Recognizing people, Cool things.

It's ICU. I got my dog from a rescue because they went and they busted into a puppy mill, saved a bunch of dogs, and they just had all these dogs, and were like, well, anybody rescue them. And so my dog, when I got dusty, he was premature still. He was too young. But it was because someone had a puppy mill, an illegal puppy mill. Well, I tell you this story because the California State Senate, they passed a bill that says

no pet shop can sell dogs, cats, rabbits from high-volume breeding facilities, basically puppy mills. So they have to get animals from local shelters. Pass with a 32 to zero vote. Pet shops will be required to get animals from local shelters and rescues to even exist. Love it. Yeah, me too. Hopefully other states will follow. Yeah, I agree with that. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big three stories. His producer Raymond in St. Louis official said there were dozens of arrests as protests turned violent again. Over a thousand people marched peacefully during the day, but then at night there was vandalism,

That's when the arrests were made. In other news, and weather news, Hurricane Maria is following Irma's path and getting stronger. It's now a category one hurricane headed for the Caribbean. And finally, four days till the IHeart Radio Music Festival in Las Vegas, Nevada, gets underway this Friday. I don't watch the Emmys last night, but I saw your handsmaids tails one. Yeah, so good. What's it called? The Handmaid's Tale.

And it won Best Nutty Show or something? I can't remember the exact thing at one, but I was so pumped. Like, y'all, it's so good. You need to watch it. I got to get Hulu, I guess. But it's on Hulu, right? Yep, Hulu. It's another thing to pay for.

It's a Hulu original. I feel like Hulu's going to start to shine. It already is shining. It's all about what shows they create. Amazon's doing the same thing. After winning outstanding lead actor last night and This Is Us, Sterling K. Brown, he plays the adopted son of the three. Yep.

They cut his speech up. off, so then he went backstage and finished it in front of media. Yeah. Bobby Heenan died, which was crazy. It's 73 years old. Bobby the Brain Heenan. I was a huge wrestling fan as a kid. So he was like the big manager you rooted against all the time.

If he didn't watch wrestling, you don't know who he is. Did not, but I figured you would know. 62% of pet owners count their pets as one of their children. I do not. I feel like my dog is my brother. I don't feel like he's my kid. Yeah. We grew up.

He's older than me now, actually. Funny thing on that. Dog years, yes, because he's 14, so he's probably like 70-something. So I'm like half his age. I wonder how many people do that because I've always, anybody, well, besides you, they always look at their pets as like their children. But you, I like your kids for me. No kids for me. No way, no how do I have any kids?

You're buddy. Yeah, that's like my brother. Yeah. Positivity time with Tell me something good. I love this story. story. I'll start with the good news. So when you get married, you walk down the aisle, you give your bouquet of flowers. Other people have little flowers. And instead of flowers, a woman in Iowa said, hey, we're all going to carry puppies instead from... Stop. I know. From a shelter.

Stop. So they all carried puppies instead of flowers. That's the cutest thing. Why didn't I think of that? And so some of those pets were adopted then at the wedding and others saw the pictures and started adopting the animals. Duh. It's genius. It's so cute. The only thing that going to go wrong is if a puppy, like, peas all over your dress. Or, it got pretty dicey whenever they threw the bouquet over the head. Oh, man. They have video that? You caught it.

The puppy's like, Ida! Amy, you're up. So after Hurricane Irma left the Florida Keys, they had no power, and it was tough for people to call loved ones to be like, hey, I'm okay. Well, there's this one iconic bar called the Green Parrot. And even though it was totally shut down, someone that works there was able to rig a phone line together and they had the only working

phone around and 500 people lined up to use the phone and they just kept letting them use it to call people one by one to be like, hey, I'm okay so shout out to Bucco who rigged the phone line. Oh, Bucco. And then, you know, the green parrot for letting just anyone and everyone

use the rigged phone line. I saw on Reddit this girl and they lost power and she couldn't charge dry phones and she took a bunch of batteries, like the big D batteries and stacked them on top of each other, wrapped them up, took a paperclip, and made a phone charger out of it. Wow. That's amazing. She knew how to do that. I guess.

She used batteries. She used batteries. Yeah, I mean, I guess it's power. Lunchbox? Bryson is eight years old, and he's been telling his mom for years, when I grow up, I want to be a cop. So for his birthday, his mom surprised him and won an auction, and Bryson got to be a cop for a day. He went to the police department. They gave him a badge, and he gave him little, you know, police stuff.

and he's got to be a cop for a day. That's cool. There's your good news. Thank you. Bobbi bombs! Got your Halloween costume picked out yet? No, but I mean, I guess I should be a handmade's tail. A handmade from Handmaid's Tale.

Because I found the perfect outfit just by accident, and they just won the Emmys, so, duh. Yeah, but a month who cares about the Emmys? If you can't wear it tonight, I guess. Should go trick-or-treating tonight and that costume. Well, maybe more people will now know what it is. because it's in the news. Yeah, I don't think a lot of people watch the Emmys, though. Yeah.

I think more people talk about the Emmys. So I'm saying the news. Next year, it's going to be all walking dead. No, no, no, Game of Thrones. Oh, yeah. Because they weren't up for anything this year. Oh. But it'll be all Game of Thrones.

Hey, Kevin Hart's story's crazy. Kevin Hart's a comedian. Someone said, hey, you need to give me $10 million, so I'm going to put up this tape of you doing stuff with another woman. Uh-huh. Have you not seen it? No. And he got on Instagram and was like, yeah, I want to apologize. But now the FBI's involved.

I mean, the whole thing is crazy. If you're a celebrity and you're cheating, you're going to get caught now. The odds are way out there. There's social media. I know they have to this posted online. He even said at one point he was going to stop cheating because social media. Is that one of his jokes? No, no.

Oh, it wasn't a joke. I mean, kind of he was saying it in just, but he's like, I got to stop cheating because social media can get me caught. And then it happened. That's called a self-filling prophecy. Oh, man. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So this is awesome.

Kenny Chesney anonymously donated his private jet so two teenagers could evacuate St. John's in the Virgin Islands after Hurricane Irma blew the roof off their house. I wonder how long it was anonymous. Like when the plane flew up and it said Chesney Air on it, where they like, oh, with Kenny. I have no idea. I mean, the story got out, but how crazy if you're just like, chilling on the island? I don't think you're just chilling on the island if you got to escape.

No, I know. But this anonymous jet rolls up to rescue you. That's pretty amazing of Kenny. Congratulations to Dustin Lynch. A small town boy is at the top of the charts for the second week in a row. Coming in at number two, John Parties' Heartache on the Dance Floor. And then, well, Kenny Chesney, all the pretty girls at number three. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny.

Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes to us from Minnesota. A security guard at a university was arrested after he accidentally shot himself in the leg and blamed it on someone else. So they went into lockdown. 55 officers, four dogs, all searching the campus. And then he had to come clean and say, you know what?

I accidentally shot myself. That's like he did a two bonehead. Bonehead one would have been he shot himself. Bonehead 2 would have been even made Oh, they locked down because of it Oh, 55 officers I'm Lunchbox, that's your Bonehead story of the day The Bobby Bonds show

When here's something creepy? Hey, Mike D, will you come in here? I'm gonna have to send Mike D out. He may not like this. And you can take lunchbox with it if he's scared But I just got a note that squatters may be in my condo What? Okay, so this is what happened, right? So like a year ago, my condo flooded.

Someone that lived, next door, bused at a water main, ruin the whole building. And so they've just now fixed to normal. And insurance was like, we'll put you in a hotel. But I was like, wow. There was no idea. Who knew how long? So I was like, great.

So I had to go get another place. So I'm living in a different house. I have this condo, and I'm just going to run it. And so I just got this note. Hey, this is Bobby's old neighbor. I know his condo is up there, and he's not living there right now, but it needs to be aware of what's going on. Three people got on the roof of the building and climbed under Bobby's deck. They climbed down and left,

but I got their license plates the second time this month. A few weeks ago, the police had to come. I'd recommend getting another security system. I'd recommend doing something so he doesn't find squatters in there. So now I have to worry about squatters. Like, people could actually be living in your corner.

Wow. Yeah. Mike D, I need you to go in my... What are you doing to do? You and lunchbox are going to do... Yeah, and then what. You and lunchbox go together. I need you to go look at If there's anybody living them up. Hold on. One of your neighbor thinks they're the squatters. They won't. Because they'll go in the, there's codes and stuff.

Oh, okay, okay, okay. I need you guys to go. You guys can go together. Okay. Oh, yeah, that's fine. I need you to look in every room, make sure there's nothing fishy going on. Like, because you never know what squatters are going to have in there. Like, I don't need, like, I'm just to look through the rooms.

Mike's a little scared, but I'm not worried about it. Bring it on. Do y'all want to take this, my flashlight that's also a, taser? Yeah, I would give it to them. Okay. I was going to take a golf club. Take that too.

That too. You guys had to be prepared. Don't take a driver? What should I take? Eddie, what did I ask you off the air a minute ago? What? You didn't even know it's for a bit. No.

What did I ask you off the air when I was walking out of the room a minute ago? What did you ask me? I said, hey, can I hire someone to beat up someone else for me? I was just going to send someone out to beat them up and get him out of there. You don't need to do that. That's what the question. Okay. That's a taser.

Give that to Mike D because lunchbox is shocking Mike D. You turn it on and off at the bottom, okay? Okay. Has anyone out there dealt with squatters, like, bopping into a place? I don't even want to have a place to rent with a thing. It's just flooded. I was out of luck. 877-77 Bobby.

A squatter does that mean you have to take, like, they can live there if they get in there for a certain amount of time. It's theirs, right? I don't know that that's kind of how it works. I know it's hard to get them out. I just need you guys to go look, okay? Head out. You want to just drive by? No, no.

Go in. Yeah, you got to go up. Oh, that's good. And I'll check, call me whenever you get to the building, like to the front. All right. You got all the codes, Mike? What kind of golf club shall I use? Just grab something.

Just a small one. Whatever you can. No, I get the one with the biggest thing. It's harder to move one. I would take the small one. The big long ones are harder to come around. Big ones than I know. Yeah.

You want to beat somebody up. Get them with a sandwich. Get the old lob. Okay, they're leaving. Lunchbox and ready are leaving to make sure there are no squatters. Be careful, guys. It's okay. I gave them good protection.

And my once flooded, now, as soon as the thing gets ready, it's like, okay, we're all clear to go. They're like, there may be squad or something there. And then people are, like, repelling onto your, I'm just like picturing people, like, getting onto your patio. Yeah. Hmm. Well, we'll send Mike D.

and lunchbox out. Yeah. Those two guys. Your squad. We'll check in with the protection squad in just a minute. This is Nicole in Tampa. Hey, Nicole, thank you for calling. Yes, thank you, Bobby.

What's going on with you? Tell me about it. We went through Irma and just got electricity back on Friday. And when we came home, because we left, clearly, there was a family of six. Living where? Right on our front porch. And we left the door. We, like, hide our keys.

And they were laying on our couch. The two kids were on our couch. Oh, wow. So they had moved into your house? Pretty much. I don't know why because we didn't have electricity or water. I don't know if they just were staying there as a place to hang out or what, but they had pillows, blankets, bags, everything. I was just hanging out at the airport except at my house. Wow. Now, I don't know if they didn't have shelter and that was just like a porx they could hop on. That's, I don't know, but they were on. Nothing was gone. Nothing was taken. So when we got there, I'm like, who are you? And why are you? And why are you?

at my house. Did they leave? They did. No issues at all. They were, um, I didn't think they spoke much English at all. So I, that's what I thought they were just hanging out because they had no place to go. But there was plenty of shelters. Wow, that'd be weird. I kind of felt bad for them too. Like they didn't have anywhere to go. Hey, Tanya and Georgia. Thank you for calling, Tanya. What's going on? Hi. Actually, my friend's sister moved into a townhouse with her three kids and her boyfriend and lived there for like four years. Well, I moved to Georgia. I didn't talk to my friend for a while. And I was talking to her the other day and I'm like, yeah, I said, I was just telling everybody, you know, about what happened with your sister, you know, when she lived in that house.

She's like, oh, she still lives there. It's been like seven years. It was an empty townhome that she didn't pay for? Didn't pay for it. And actually, they had stolen electricity and got in trouble and still no one figured out that they don't belong here. Like, I don't, how do you do that? Yeah, I don't know. By the way, if you're just waking up, I got a note that said there's some people, maybe, because I had to leave the condu I was living in because of flooding. So I had to go get another place. They've just now fixed it.

And then I got to know that's like, there may be squatters in there, which is crazy and creepy. So lunchbox and Mike D are on the way over there now. You may have to, like, sue these squatters to get it back. No, I sent lunchbox on Mike D. Oh. Yeah, yeah. There's no need for litigation when the bruise cruise cruise on the way I'm there. You know what I mean?

Got a note that someone may be squatting at my used to be flooded condo that's just now finally able to be moved into. So I was like, you know what, I'll just run it out. And then it was like, you may have squatters. I was like, what? So I sent out the bruise crew, lunchbox and Mike D. And they're there now. Mike, lunch, who's here?

Are they on the phone? Do we lose them? Well, there went that. Man. Hello? Are they okay? Hello? Uh-oh.

That's a good point. Yeah. You guys, use your weapons. They've disappeared. You can hear it save yourself. Get out of there. I guess we'll check back because they were just on. Now they're gone.

Great. Uh-oh. Hey, has anyone heard from them? Hey, are you there? I'm here. There's lunchbox. Okay, so about a year ago, there was a flood of my building, and everybody had to get out of the building

because of all kinds of stuff in the air. Insurance was like, we'll pay for you moving a hotel. Then it turned into like three months. I was like, I got to get a new place. So they finally. I was finally repaired my condo. I was like, ah, I guess I'll rent it out. And then someone says, you may have squatters there.

So lunchbox has been sent out to my condo. What are you doing? Well, I got here, and I am at the front door, and I am ready to bust it down. But the only problem is these squatters are really smart, and they put a lockbox on the front door. Yeah, I don't think that the squatters did that. I think that's the people who, like, are renting out the place, are trying to. Oh. Oh, because I was like, these are the smartest squatters I've ever seen in my life.

So then I started thinking, this is not how the squatters would go in. They wouldn't go in the front door. So I got to think like a squatter. Yeah, so, okay, we'll come back to you. Think like a squatter. And you got to go in high. Yeah, I got to go in high. So I'm going to figure out how to get to the roof.

I'm just going to brainstorm here. And I'm looking at it. I'm like, you know what? The squatters are going to find a way in. I can find a way. I'm pretty resourceful. They're not smarter than you. I know you.

Yeah, exactly. I went to UPSA. I got a college education. I'm ready to go. All right. Eddie, we go talk to him. Yes, I will. I don't need him hurting himself either. Oh, man. All right, never going to get it. Let's do this. Right away. According to a new study, the average American man will spend 19 minutes a day doing this. Okay? And here's our phone number, 877-77 Bobby. The average American man will spend 19 minutes a day doing this.

What do you have written over there? You can spoil it. Go ahead. Watching sports. No, a day? Is that not enough? No, I think that'd be too much a day. Here's your question, and you're never going to get it. The average American man will spend 19 minutes a day doing this.

What do you think it is? Tina, never going to get it. Yes, actually, flipping channel. Is your husband a big flipper? Yes. All day. It didn't matter what's on. He just flips through it?

We watch like five or six. shows at a ton That's not it But I do have a lot of friends Who are like that Ah, it's not it Thank you very much You're on the air

Missy in Ohio 19 minutes a day The average man does this Is it pooping? It is not pooping It is not Thank you Sarah at Lynchburg, Virginia

Hi Hi I think it's his hair Not his hair I appreciate you though but that's not going. All right, bye-bye. Amy, you'd have one more shot at it

because nobody's going to get it. Go ahead. Staring at what to wear. Eddie, any guesses? 19 minutes a day. Trying to fix something. No, the answer is looking in the mirror.

I was close with staring. What's wrong with these guys? What are you looking at? But 19 minutes a day, I don't think it's that much once you take the whole day and break it down. Like a minute here,

do it 19 times. I feel like guys could live without mirrors. You think that. But I got a lot of. like see my nose hairs. When I shave. Oh, yeah. That's true. That's true. I can shave and make sure I got it. No need to be a hater.

How about hating? I'm just saying y'all typically don't really need to look at yourselves. That means you think we look ugly, right? Yes, it does. Amy. The Bobby Balls. A quick reset. I got a note this morning and says, hey, squatters may be in your condo.

Now, what happened was about a year ago, somebody busted a water main in my building. And water went everywhere. A flood up my entire building, and they made me move out. And so I moved out. And insurance, like, well, pay if you live in a hotel. But I don't want to live in a hotel for TBD. So I had to get another place.

So here I am. Two mortgages. I have a house now. I'm not super attached to it, but I was like, okay, I'll rent the condo out. And then all of a sudden, squatters may be in it. And so I sent lunchbox and Mike D. And they couldn't get in the front door because there was a lockbox. But I hear there's an update.

Lunchbox. Oh, man. What is up? I feel like a squatter. I feel so accomplished in my life right now. Wait, where are you? I am on the rooftop. I scaled the roof and I climbed over air conditioning and, like, steel beans.

Yeah. I mean, I got, like, tar on my pants from climbing on the roof. Yeah. But I am up here. I am ready. Are you on my patio? Have you, like, jump down levels? I'm on your patio.

Oh, you are. Okay. Now. I got my golf club. Listen, I got my eight iron in my hand. And Mike D. Almost shocked himself with a taser as he was trying to climb the wall. It went off, and he goes, oh, that was an accident.

That was an accident. Okay, so, have you tried to open the patio door yet? No, we have not tried to open the patio door, but there is one light on inside that I can see. There's a light, it's the squatter. There's a light. Oh, no, maybe that's just the rising sun coming through the other window. Never mind. There's no light on.

Oh, my goodness. Okay, see if the patio doors open. All right, on the count of three. One, two, three. Hold on, one, two, three. No, it's locked. Okay, okay, so if I were a squatter and I wouldn't, and I would lock it behind me.

Sure. Sure. Oh, that's a good call. Beat on the door. Beat on the door. Beat on the door. Watch. Hey, squatters.

No, just beat on the door. No, they may think it's like their buddy or something. Be nice. Be like, housekeeping. Beat on the door. Jimmy. Jimmy. It's Nick. Let me in.

Squatter names are like Jimmy and Nick are most squatting names. Jimmy. Jimmy, you lock the door. It's Nick. He might still be asleep. Give it one more. more good, give it one more good beat. All right.

It's cold out here, Jimmy. Let me in. Do you know what's going to be the funniest thing? Is my neighbor who saw all the other guys up there? He's going to see these two. Call the cops. Get them arrested. Oh my goodness.

A guy in like a cross-the-alley standing on his balcony, and I think he's probably going, what are these idiots doing? They have golf clubs and tasers in their hands? Yeah, I'd probably get out of there. Run. I'm just going to send some like, okay, but there's nothing you guys could have,

like, you don't, from what you can see right now, nobody's coming out. No, from what I can see, there's no one in here. But I did find out how they're getting up. They used a wooden crate, and they stacked them against the wall, and they were climbing on the wooden crates up onto the balcony. Wow. Bobby, I mean.

Yeah. That seems pretty legit. Like, you wouldn't do that for just one time. Totally. Because your balcony is awesome. No, no, no. They've been scoping this out, and they've planned it, and they've done it numerous times because the crates are still leaned up against the wall.

But guess what? What? Your boy, L.B., he's going to get rid of those crates. Okay. There you go. Because there aren't any more craigs than the whole town. No, I appreciate that, though. That's good.

Yeah, good looking out. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, okay. Come on back to the studio. Nobody's coming to the door, right? No, no one's coming to the door. Jimmy! Jimmy!

Is he him or my Jimmy? I don't remember. Did you try John? John! Peter? That's a common, man. John! Still nothing.

All right, I'd probably get out of there for the cops. Come for you. Yeah. All right. I'm out. All right. We'll see in a minute. Back in the studio.

Bye. Bye. This will be investigated later on in the day. Wow. As of right now, we got no leads. That crate, though, that's a good little piece of evidence. Yeah. Can we get foot DNA?

That's what I'm talking about. Maybe what kind of boot they have on. Ah, ha. All right, they're coming back. Covered in tar. Alex, what's happening, buddy? I got a pretty big test today, and usually you play a seven-nation army for job interviews,

but I wanted to see if this one time you could do it for me for this. What kind of test you have? I'm taking the practice so that way I can become a teacher. Where you live? Phoenix City, Alabama. All right. So are you nervous? Yeah, a little bit.

You know, I'm going to tell you something. I got nervous last week. I was thinking, I was thinking about our listeners who call in, and I always like to advise them on how to get through a job interview or a situation that's nervous. And I don't get nervous a lot, but I was glad I got nervous. nervous last week because it kind of reset me as to what I do when I get nervous and what I need. So bear with me, Alex, okay? Because I'll give it to you a second. So I'll tell you where I was.

I was back at Fox and there was a show, you know, who knows? And they were like, hey, we'd like to talk to you. And it's just gotten so far along. I still don't think I'm going to get the show. But it's a major, major, major TV show. And I was like, man, maybe I should start getting, like I talk myself and getting nervous. There's no reason to me to be nervous. I've already been through like five different things with them. And I was like, there's no... And I started to get a little nervous and I started feeling on my neck a little bit. It's when you feel that kind of pop in your neck. You're like, oh man, do you have that right now, by the way? Alex, a little nervous in your neck. You feel your heartbeat? Not really. Complete wrong thing for the test. Oh, that's not good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So what I did, though, is I sat there and I thought, what if I could take this nervousness and spread it out all over my body? So I sat there and I imagine all the nervousness that was in my heart of my neck going under my toes and my fingertips. And I just sat there and took it in. and it was like spread because then it's lighter everywhere. And I felt pretty good. Still a little nervous, but I felt pretty good. Okay. It's just a tool.

I was like, okay, nerves, you can have it. You can take me. But I need you to spread all through my body instead of just being like right on my neck, right in line. Be equal. Yep. Yeah, share. Wanted to be light everywhere.

So that's what I did. I took some deep breaths, and I went in and knocked it out. Do you feel like you nailed it? Oh, yeah, but again, I'm not famous enough. I need like seven people to not get it for me to get it. You know, like they're trying to hire DJ. What are you doing as to do with them? I don't know.

I don't know who they want. All right, Alex, I'm going to play it for you. Remember this. Take deep breaths. You got to keep your heart rate down to think high. All right, buddy. All right. All right, buddy.

Listen to the song here. Deep breaths. Spread those nerves out. You're not going to not be nervous. But you got to learn tools to deal with them. There you go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny.

Kelsey Ballerini's Bachelorette party went down over the weekend in Vegas. She saw Jennifer Lopez perform. They even took a selfie together and Jennifer Lopez posted it. I wonder who they know to make that happen. Oh man, I don't know, but it was pretty awesome. That J-Lo posted it. Yeah, like, they had to know. I got to ask her, like, who did you know to make that happen?

That's a pretty good know. All right, what else? Yeah, her and a bridesmaids that hung out at the pool and matching swimsuits that said bride squad. Yeah, and she had on a white one. on all black ones, but she was eating like a cheeseburger at the pool? I don't believe that. Post picture. What?

No, and then they topped off the weekend by playing top golf and eating burgers and mimosas. Yeah. I think there's a lot of Vegas bachelor's burger. Too many burgers for me to believe. Yeah. Go ahead. There were three country singers who debuted in the top 10 billboard charts this weekend. Thomas Rett, obviously his album came in at number one.

Dustin Lynch came in at number seven and Kit Moore, his album, finished 10th. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Ball Show. Come on, Bob. Hey, J.C., in Illinois. Hey, how are you?

What's going on? Hey, I'm just driving to school on my way to student teach. Okay, so you're a teacher? Yeah. Yeah, well, okay, cool. What can I do for you? Well, I was listening last week while I listen every week, but I heard you guys talking about whether or not you should get rid of the morning corny. And I say totally stick with it. I tell my students the morning corny joke every morning and they really enjoy it.

And they started listening to the show, like trying to beat me to the punchline. So it's a thing that like we enjoy together every day. Oh, thank you very much. You're going to love this one. What station do you listen? I'm so excited. What station do you listen to the show on? 93 7 the Bull

Oh, it's St. Louis. Yeah. Yeah, they're about to extend our show there by an hour. They've been cutting it off at like 820. Whoa. Wow. I know about. That's exactly what.

That didn't run the whole show there. I will talk with some powers that be. We're about to fix that. What? Well, I'm just, like, I have to quit listening at like 720 because I have to start keeping class. But I always listen to the podcast anyway. Yeah.

I appreciate that. Okay. Amy says this next joke's going to be awesome. Are we ready, Amy? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay. Jacey, would you like to stay on the phone and hear this one live? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like it's like a lot. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Here we go. And then we'll get a reaction. Ugh! I don't know why I'm doing that. I'm not doing it.

Here. The morning corny. What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz? What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz? Cheese was. Tell it just like that. Cheese was. Love it.

That was the morning corny. You're going to tell that one today? I'm totally going to tell that one today. They're going to love that. It's so good. I should have brought eyeliner with me. I got a little tears. That was funny.

Thank you. Ladies. Ladies, let's all relax. No, I knew it. What did I tell you this morning? Hey, Jacey, have a great day at school. Thank you for calling. Thanks. I appreciate you guys.

Hey, and you know what we say to you? I appreciate you. Bye, Jacey. Have a good day. Guys, I don't get it. Cheese, where is? You don't get it? Cheese what? Got it.

I thought it was funny. Got it. It's hilarious. Got it. There are three storms spinning in the Atlantic with one already hurricane. Another one's strengthening. Tropical storm Maria formed Saturday. Is Jose still a thing?

That one's still happening, right? I think he's still there. Yeah. Somewhere. It's like you look out on that side of the ocean and it's all hurricanes. Like three big old hurricanes. So I saw that. Do you see they have these bagels that are Fireball Whiskey Bagels?

Yeah. That's not good? No. No, that sounds terrible for breakfast. Well, I thought you guys were like Fireball Whiskey guys. We were until we took too many of them. I mean, to me I'm thinking it's sort of like a cinnamon tasting bagel. It says you can get your boozy bagel in Freehold, New Jersey, the Fireball Whiskey Bagel.

and you put apple pie cream cheese on it. Does whiskey taste good? No, not really. I mean, some people have a taste for that kind of stuff, but I don't think it does. I was watching some of the football games this weekend, and I saw the Boise State game, and they have a dog that retrieves the tea from the kickoffs.

So they hold the dog on the sideline, and he's just chilling. And so you know him when the kickoff, they go, boom, it kick it down to the other end. So as soon as they kick it, and the guy's tackled, the dog runs out there, grabs the tea, and then brings it back. Plastic thing.

Yep. And he like sprints out, grabs it, and runs back to the sideline. That's cool. So there's the only team that has that? For dogs. That's amazing. How did everybody's team do? Amy?

Don't know. I don't know. I knew I should have Googled it because I thought this morning when I woke up, I bet he asks me. I think they won. Texas A&M won. That's Amy's team. So I'm talking about. That's right.

We won. Big time. You don't even know. Stop. Did we though? Lunchbox, how'd your team do? UTSA Roadrunners won 51 to 17 over the Southern Jaguars. Well, I mean,

Hey, Ray. How Michigan State do? By week, I don't think they played. Yeah, Arkansas didn't play either. Arkansas plays Texas A&M next week, though. Oh, I'll be watching that. Oh, what's the bet? Are you going to put money on it?

Yeah. What do you got? Yeah, loser doesn't show butt-necked. No. That'd be terrible. I'm not doing a bet. Why? I don't bet on the Arkansas games.

We bet all the time. I don't bet on Arkansas games. Why? Because I'd be like Eddie. Is that jinxing yourself? That would be like Eddie betting on his kid in a race. So you think just because you place a bet on, all of a sudden they might lose?

No, I don't bet on Arkansas. I love them too much. By the way, they're wearing replica Dallas cowboy uniforms this next week. Really? The Razorbacks are? Why? Because Jerry Jones, the owner of the Cowboys, is a Razorbag played for Arkansas. Oh, that makes sense.

And so they're playing, and they're playing in, that's the game, the Southwest Classic. Yeah. It seems to me like if you love them so much, you bet on them. No. What do you want to bet? Because Texas A&M is the favorite. What do you want to bet? Oh, they are.

That's why. They are the favorite. Are you scared? Are you scared? No. You make the bet. You make the bet, okay? Revely versus Razorback. Okay, stop it. It's Tusk is his name, okay? Oh, Tusk.

Oh, boy. This woman was evacuating because of Irma. She bought a lottery ticket on the way out. Wanted a ton of money. Did you guys see that? Yeah, she was a Florida evacuee, and she was in North Carolina. She bought a ticket, and I think she won like $50,000 or something like that. Wow.

That's right. I mean, how. How crazy is that, like the worst time of your life and then... And then you win $50,000. You know, I have a theory about these lottery stories. Uh-oh. I have a theory. I have a theory that the lottery is the one putting them all out there for the news.

Because people have to win the lottery. Like, you don't just have the lottery and nobody wins. So every time somebody wins, they find the story and then put it out. Because then we talk about it and then people are like, oh, these people are winning, I can win. Yeah, it makes people want to play. I think that. I mean... For sure.

It's free advertising. It's completely. Yes. There's somebody working the PR that's getting all these stories to the news. If we didn't have these stories, we'd never buy tickets. No. Never. Listen, you're probably not going to win.

Like, you're really, really probably not going to win. But, yeah, no, I saw that. Mother or two evacuating Florida ahead of Irma. Makes me feel like, listen, if I'm leaving town, I should just buy a ticket. Exactly. Next thing you know, I'm rich. But lunchbox has been buying tickets since he was 18 legally. Never won anything more than a couple hundred bucks.

Yeah, $250. There's a stupid new fashion alert called Double Jeans. Have you guys seen the double jeans? No. It looks like you're wearing a pair of jeans, right? And they're up to your hips. And then it looks like you put on another pair of jeans and it doesn't go quite as high up.

So it looks like you're wearing two pair of jeans. Okay. Yeah, it's a real terrible thing. Remember there's jeans that were pretty stained with mud? Yes. Yeah. And then there were jeans that zipped down the back and it kind of showed some of your butt.

And remember the jeans that Amy tried on? You can see your butt. The butt red. Yes. So now here are the double jeans. Wow. I think they're just throwing a bunch of poop. Pooping against the wall.

I don't let it. Are any of these sticking? That's not cute, but hey, you never know. I might be wearing them next year. Yeah, you probably will be. Do you have your I heart festival clothes ready? I do. Got them all ready this weekend.

So we are good to go. Yeah, I got mine too. It's just our company, they make, like, us look good. They say, like, you have to look good, right? Yeah. Because I have to do stuff on camera. And so they're like, wear a nice suit. And it's like, then I never get to wear it again because it looks,

because my suit for Friday night fire. Yeah? Yeah, but then it's done. So you hand that off to like me? It's one and done basically. And I can't even write it. I don't know if I can't write it.

Well, at least you have like, you've got like legit real things like camera stuff to do. I have no idea. My dress is, boom, fire to match your suit. But basically I'm just wearing it to take a picture with you. Do you know what suit I'm wearing? Well, yeah, because the same, yeah, we had the same like help figuring stuff out. The ACM honors happened. I don't know if you guys saw this show,

but it was the show where Thomas right and I had the same suit on. And it was finally on TV. I mean, yeah. And ACM even tweeted, who wore it better? Yeah, they were like, retweet for Thomas and like for Bobby. Like give a heart. And luckily, I got more likes, but I just think because likes are easier. Then retweet.

Yeah. Because it's like, I'll like anything. I think it's funny. I'll only retweet things that I really am moved by. So, yeah, that happened. I had this story about Mario Lopez getting beat up. Did you get see this? He got beat up?

Well, sort of in the spa. He was in the gym locker room. At the gym. No. He was in the gym locker room. No, it was a hotel spa. He finished in the gym. He was a plane of fitness.

Anyway, we'll talk about it in a second. Okay. Okay, so there is an update. Amy's been in the adoption process for four and a half years with these same kids. She tried to have a baby unsuccessfully, tried to adopt domestically, unsuccessfully because she kept moving around. Her husband's deployed. Then she went to Haiti on a mission trip and was at the orphanage and was like, wow, I think these kids are my kids.

And so how long ago? Oh, five years ago. Would you say five now? Well, in December, I will have met my son five years ago. He was two and a half. And now he's seven. But we started the process a few months after that. There is an update now because we keep waiting for these kids.

Amy's on everything. There are even her kids. We just can't get them to America. And we, it's like, but we, they just, I don't, it's such a point of frustration. Oh, yeah. My husband and I are now just to the point where it's like, okay, if it's not one thing, it's another. So, just how it's rolling right now. What's the latest?

So in August, I told you all that the staff had gone on strike and that. What staff? The staff, I guess part of the Haitian staff that works in the courts, the Haitian staff. So then I guess they worked out whatever they were on strike for and then they were back at work. And we were like, oh, thank goodness, we don't want this to delay the process. well then our agency sent us a note and we confirmed with the U.S. Embassy that now the judges in the courts have gone on strike

and they're still not back at work. So what does that mean if the judges aren't at work? These are the judges that are like final say sign up on everything. And even when my husband inquired with the U.S. embassy about like, hey, is this legit real? Like are the judges on strike? They replied back swiftly and they were like, unfortunately, yes, this is true. We're hoping they resolve it soon, but these judges being on strike directly affects

your case. And how long do they expect these judges to be on strike? No clue. How long have they been on strike? Since last week. Is this that something they think of it could be a couple weeks? Don't know. I mean, I don't know. Like, I just am like, seriously, like, we went over the hurdle of the staff being on strike and then now the judge it, like, I don't know if the judges saw like, oh, this worked for the staff and then look what they got. So now we're, I don't know the details. But our agency and embassy both confirmed. And I've reached out to some Haitian people in the know. I'm like, is this for real?

Because some stuff you hear, I'm like, can this be? Is this really happening? Like, is this the case? And so now we've entered another season of, we've rounded out another year of our fingerprints. So that's another thing I have to go do again. So every year we go do our fingerprints. And this will be my fifth time, my husband and I are fifth time, to prove that we're still not criminals. And the last, I remember last year going to do my fingerprints.

and I remember smiling to my husband and that because it's a process and it's annoying. And I was like, this is the last time we're going to have do fingerprints for the kids come home. And then we just got our letter that we need to go in and do fingerprints again. And if we don't, then we won't get the kids. So it's crazy that here we are again going to get fingerprints. So I hate that. I know. Famous and rich listening that can just make it happen.

Yeah, I don't know. Or if you know one of the, I keep thinking like, you never know the one person's going to know the person who lives next door to a judge in Haiti and you just go over. I picture like in the movies where you just take the file and be like, judge. you sign this like late at night Yeah there's all some cash in here I don't know It's just I mean I miss them I think I'm gonna have to go see them

Because I mean I thought you weren't gonna go back Well that was back in May And I don't think either my husband or myself anticipated that it would be You know we'd be in the fall And you weren't gonna go back Because you didn't want to go

And then not take them home with you the next time Because they were confused It's hard for them It's hard for us But I still I feel like now It'd be okay for me to go And just hug them and tell them like we're coming soon.

Well, I hate that for you. Yeah, me too, but we're just putting one foot in front of the other day by day. If it makes you feel any better, I'll tell you the story about me getting booed this weekend in my comedy show. Okay. Make it feel better? When I make you feel better a little bit? No, I don't want you getting booed. I got booed, hard.

Yeah, I mean, if it'll make me laugh a little bit. Probably a little bit. And I got a fight with a heckler. The whole thing was just... Good weekend? Good time. Amazing. Hold on.

Hey, Maddie in Louisiana. Hello. Hello. How are you? First time caller. Hey. I just wanted to call and let you know that I was at your comedy show Friday night in Biloxi. Me and my mom were sitting towards the back.

And I just wanted to let you know that you did a great job handling the heckler in the front row. Who's being very disrespectful. And I just wanted to applaud you on the way he handled. the whole situation. I was at a casino, so you had to be 21 or older to get in. I was doing a casino show, right? And then, you know, there are probably 1,500 people there. You know, big room.

And there was this guy up front who would not shut up at yelling political stuff the whole time. He was like yelling, Trevor, Hillary Clinton and Clayburn! And I was like, dude, shut up. And I was like, not one person paid a single cent for you to come. Whatever. I got upset. because I felt like people paid money to come watch a show

and I hear some knucklehead scream the whole time Yeah And so I'm glad that it kind of came off as okay Maddie I got upset I really got upset Between him and people Yelling Roll Tide Between the Alabama fans

And then it was a whole mess It turned into a Jerry It turned into a show It turned into a joke I'm telling you By the way I got booed Do you know why I got booed Do you want to tell them or should I tell them

Do you remember? You can tell them So I've played Chick-Flance Sunday on guitar and then I don't know how to play Namaste on guitar because we we as a band I never played it yeah we played it and they started booing me because I wouldn't play it what Bobby you have to give the people what they want I don't know how to play we have a band that's a raging idiot song a cappella Maddie did you boo me be honest I did not boo you but I definitely wanted to hear an amiss day I know how disappointed were you it's not it was

not a raging idiot show I'm asking her oh okay go ahead how disappointed were you I was not that disappointed but I definitely wanted to hear it because there rage and idiots don't come close to where I live. So I wasn't able to go to that concert. Well, did you have fun at the comedy show? I did. Me and my mom had fun. We got to get your autograph afterwards,

and I bought a copy of your book while I was there. Well, thank you for coming. I really appreciate that. It's great. It's great. I got really upset, though. Thank you, Maddie. Have a good day.

I left. I got off stage, and one of my friends is like, I've never seen you get angry at someone before. I was so mad. I was doing child insult at the person. Like, what kind of child is old? He was yelling.

Yeah, kind of. Oh, that's good. He was yelling. First of all, was like, dude, you're upsetting everyone here. Like, they paid money to come and watch this show. And you're ruining what they paid for. So you can stop, or I'm going to stop you. And I was like,

okay, this is your last warning. Because I'm going to say things, and then I'm going to have you kicked out in that order. So he kept yelling, right? And then I started, I was like, this is why they don't let brothers and sisters have babies. And the cross, like, oh, got him. Got him. What?

Whoa. He went there? I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I went down like four times. Okay. And then he shut up.

And his wife was with him. I was like, you're humiliating your wife. Like, she just came to watch a show and you're humiliating her. And it rattled on me. I was upset. For the people, not for myself. Who cares about me? But I was upset that people came to the show and they had to listen to this idiot, yell the whole time.

but it's a concert it's one thing I wish it would have been there dude I'm telling you it turned to Jerry Springer and we were recording it for a special and about halfway through I was like there's no way we had paid all this money

to have cameras and everything and I was like there's no way this goes up like it just turned in I mean it was funny after the crowd booed me when I didn't play Namaste I know how I was told him

I don't know I'll play it and we played that with the band like I don't know to play this on guitar should have me there man you don't either not yet The raging idiots.

This is namaste. For everybody that booed me this weekend, here, I'll play some of it. 7.30 in the morning. In the suit that I was born in. Girl, why are you laughing at me? Come on, baby, with my khakis. I'm running late. Need to beat it like Jackson.

But you're kind of a distraction. Because I can't stop watching you. Showing me your Savasana. Like the best looking bad influence I ever saw Probably ought to hit the road But now Stay Ain't the way

I'm about to leave you in a bristle on the floor like that You look a little lonely on that bat I should be saying goodbye I might lose my job But now Come on baby Let me jump in on those stretches You'll do it

I'll be a student By yoga at all Probably gotta hit the road But now Namaste. Namaste. But you're making it impossible. Index pants looking off.

Flexible and you're down with all. Roos. Namestate. Ain't a way. I'm about to leave you in a press alone. You look a little lonely. You'll be saying goodbye. I might lose my job.

That's enough for now. If you want it, you can download it. It's on iTunes. There you go. I got booed. That's why they took my guitar. Oh, man. Okay, so Mario Lopez was in Vegas.

And you know, if you go to Vegas hotel, you go into, like, the spa and then the gym, and it's all in the same little spot? Mm-hmm. So he goes in, and a man that was there, and apparently he was just working out, like, in the little Planet Hollywood spa, they call it at Madeira.

What's Medora? Medora? One of those newer casinos. Vodara? No, no. That was with M. M, yeah. I don't know.

So he goes in, there's something they're not telling us in the story. because there are too many details left out. I'll just read you the story straight up. I can always tell on something. As someone who kind of bends things sometimes, you know, you can tell when something's bent, okay? Quote, you think a spa visit would be relaxing.

Unfortunately, that wasn't the case for Mario Lopez. Over the weekend, he was assaulted by a fellow spa goer who got so aggressive that his phone got smashed and cops had to be called. Sources say that Mario was working out on Friday at the Planet Hollywood Spa by Mindara in Las Vegas. As Mario was leaving the bathroom, he bumped into a guy and said, excuse me.

The unidentified man went ballistic and said, you got a problem? He was about to step to Lopez before an employee got between them. Before Lopez went to use the bathroom, he left his phone on a bench. His plan was to get it and leave when the man grabbed it and threw it against the wall, smashing it in pieces. Security arrived, cops were called. No arrests were made because Mario wouldn't press charges. However, the hotel replaced his phone free. Huh?

Wow, the hotel replaced it? As for the man, apparently, he's a known troublemaker. He's been banned from the facility So far, no one from Mario's camp is talking So he frequents the spa and ruffles feathers So here's a few of the things that First of all, Mario Lopez has been nothing but nice to me We worked for the same company

He's been super nice to me So I have no beep for Mario at all Nor do I really know what happened But a simple excuse me Does not make a fight happen Yeah Something either happens But swords would change before

Something more was like there was more than an excuse, I don't know what it is. And also, who just leaves their phone and goes to the bathroom? No way. Even when I'm on the toilet, I got my phone in my hand because I don't let it go. If I'm somewhere else, I don't let it go. This is not accurate. What about the non-pressing charges or the known, what is the troublemaker?

The not pressing charges was a little red flag, but I can understand if it's just a busted phone, not having to want to deal with the legal. Yeah, don't make a big deal. It's like, why would I go through that hassle? But again, why would you even let a known troublemaker hang out in the spa? Right. Maybe you know he was back. If like Ned, the known troublemaker comes in, aren't you like, everybody heads up, Ned's here?

And if he's a known troublemaker, why is there to begin with? Right. But now he's banned. Yeah. Huh. Do you feel like there's something more to this that we're not knowing? Well, now that you mentioned all this, yes. Yeah, when I read it, I was like, hmm.

And I'm not messing with Mario Lopez. He's pretty jacked. Yeah. He's jacked, but he's small. He's short He's still ripped He's ripped Yeah

But he's like one of those He's like one of those little boxers Who you're like wow Then you see him in real life And they're like Whoa you're kind of small Would it would be like Mayweather Well Mayweather's like a beast though

I wouldn't mess But he's small right Yeah But he's bigger than Ray Um Yeah Maybe not weight wise no way But a little bit taller

Okay Mari Levin I don't know I don't care But I mean he was ready To Lopez Yeah that's what they said That's a real dumb story Oh

I just saw that Lopez got beat up in his fall and I was like, wait, what? What did it happen? Huh. He was just working out, apparently. Next thing you know, a known troublemaker. Ned. Just that gallivine around, trouble waking like usual.

Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting. The Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bob. Big story was that Chipotle's Kesa went nationwide and everybody hates it, apparently. I mean, what in the world? I know.

Crazy. Eddie came back and was like, it's not good. And I was like, Eddie, you're just crazy. And so, I'll read you the story. Chipotle rolled out its new queso, and the reviews are almost unanimous. It's awful. Chipotle says basically it's because they don't use artificial ingredients that we're used to in Koso.

And we have the wrong expectations on how it will taste. Nope. I don't know about that one. No, I mean, I can put together some real ingredient Koso that's going to taste good. But can you do it on a mass production scale? Yeah, that's different. It's Chipotle. That's what their job is to figure it out.

I don't know. I tend to go with Chipole on this one. Although I haven't tried it yet. So I need to hold judgment because Chipoli has never let me down. I know. I'd be interested to see what you think. My friend who finally tried it, she tweeted, you think you know someone, and then they make K-so and you're like, what?

I know. That's what we get for expecting it too much out of people. Maybe this was their master plan to get people to talk about it anyways. By doing it bad? I don't think so. Listen, I don't know. They put out the list big records for the week. And this is all genre.

Ed number 10 was Kip Moore. slow hearts. So God may. I had text Kip last night because I was listening to record. Listen, I had three buddies with the new records

that came out all at the same time. Kip, Thomas Wrette, and Dustin Lynch. I don't have a time just listen to all three other records all the time. So I had spent a few days listening to Kip's record

and I messaged him last night and I was like, hey dude, this song, Blonde, that's not my favorite on the record and he messed me back. He was like, but that's not the one people are going crazy for

and I was like, okay, well I'm just like you know my favorite. That's funny. Yeah, I can actually see what you, Hold on, can I text him late? I didn't read until this morning when he texted.

I said, Hey, man, blonde's my favorite. I listen a bunch of times. And then he said, thanks, bud. Played two shows in Chicago over the weekend, and Bitter-sweet Company was deafening. So I guess I need to go back and listen to that song. Oh, okay.

But I'm only like four times all the way through. So it takes me a while. And blonde's your jam. I like blonde. Yeah, that's a good one. This is a good one. Number seven was small-town boy, Dustin. She knows a small town.

Current mood, excuse me. Currently, yes. I bought this one. Jack Johnson. He has a record. All the light above it, too. I love Jack Johnson, man. It's the same as every Jack Johnson song ever. I just love with Jack Johnson.

You know what to expect. And then Thomas Wright had the number one record. Life changes. Congrats to Thompson. Like all genre. He's the first one to do that in country. since October or last year when Al Dean did it. First to have a number one of all.

There are a bunch of rappers and they're out of know who they wore so put them in the list. I'm so clear. There's a lot of them. As to what's happening. I don't know who Luzi is. I don't know who big shotgun is. I don't know who the new rappers are.

You're so dumb. I just don't. At one point in my life, I haven't signed a hip-hop record though. I was Captain Caucasian and I did one song. And so, like, I just am so out of touch with it now. so I don't know who Mega Man 2000 is I don't know he's people

I gotta check out a little Uzi though The Lil Uzi came out with Ed Shearing and I was like it was terrible I don't know what award show it was I thought he was real I thought you're just making that up Big shotguns made up But Lo Uzi's not Hey Mike D

Yeah Like I know Listen I'm a fan of chance the rapper Yeah But he's mainstream now Sure But like do you know Lo Uzi Yeah it's on MTV Music Award

Right with Ed Shearing Yeah It was crazy He came out and he was like I was like, I can do that. He's just mumbling. Lil Uzi vert. Is his name L'Oozy vert?

I think so. Or Loozy. What's the vert for? I don't know. I don't know. It's pretty big, though. That's vertical. We are out of touch.

And if you're going to Google as a little Uzi, L-I-L-I-L. Yeah, like L-O-Wing. Yeah, because if you Google Little Uzi, you'll get the gun. And then you're on the list. Right. And you don't want me on the list. I don't know anything anymore, man. Who's a, like, I know, Lil Wayne.

But he's not even cool anymore He's old Man, a little oozy He's famous Is he? Yeah From Philly From Philly

Thanks lunchbox Yeah for that Okay here's the bet Arkansas Texas A&M are playing I'm Arkansas Amy's Texas A&M Yeah

Whomever wins The other person has to wear Whatever apparel From the other team For three days And then every day We get to paint something On the face

Like a logo or whatever Oh you can't wash it off You can watch it off When you leave the studio But all day you have to wear it Like I'll paint like a razorback Oh, you get to paint it? Yeah, duh.

What am I going to do? Bring an artist? Okay. That's the bet. Sweet. All right, so the Emmys were last night. Didn't really watch them, but I read all the news about them. Much of shows won.

But I've come up with my own Emmy Awards. Oh. And I'd encourage you all to submit a category too, okay? All right. The first Emmy I'd like to hand out is for most overrated and most over-hyped show, it was still okay. But that goes to 13 reasons why. Yes, here's the Emmy, 13 Reasons Why.

The big winners from the most over-hyped show, yes. The second Emmy I like to hand out, the best show that makes you feel worse about your life. Black Mirror, yes. It's California more, Black Mirror, yes. I love that series, but I finish it in every episode, and I'm like, yep, I hate myself a little more. The third one, a show after all these years that still makes me LOL,

come on up, cast of friends. Come on up, get your Emmy. Get your Emmy, Brits. Come here, Chandler. How about this? The show I didn't want to like, but ended up loving. That Emmy Award goes to This Is Us. Yes.

Come on up, come on up. And one final award before we wrap the show tonight, this Emmy Award I call, WTF. I give that to the OA on Netflix. Oh, yeah. Take this award and get offstage, you weirdos. Especially when they do all that dancing moves. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

So thank you for the Bobby Emmy Awards. All right. What do anyone like to add a category, Amy? I can do the show that used to be shocking, but now it's real life. That award goes to? House of Carls. House of Car. Yes, yes. This is a documentary, basically.

Yes, the best documentary goes to House of Cards. Lunchbox Emmy Award? The show that everyone convinced me to give a shot, and I still don't get it, the Walking Dead. don't get it. Come against your award. I mean, everybody talked about how great this. It's the best show on TV. So I gave it a shot and I'm still like, I don't get it.

Boom. Come get your award. They're zombies. No, but it's not about zombies. It's not life post-apocalyptic. He said he didn't get it, so I was just trying to break it down. It's about what would you do in these scenarios? How would you survive?

Yeah. But anyway, nobody's opinions less than the others except that one, okay? Man, they didn't come get their award yet. They're walking slow. Because they're walking dead. I get it. No, they walk real slow. Zombies there.

And Eddie, what would you like to go? All right, this one's for the show that makes me feel good about not living in South America. Narcos! That's old, though. Did you see the guy from the guy? That's terrible. He is the guy who goes and finds the scene. Scouts.

He scouts out the scene. They shot him up. Yes. Killed him. I know. In Mexico. In Mexico. Yeah.

Which is the news. Which is the new Columbia. Yes. I saw that. I mean, he's just looking for places to film. That's crazy. Probably wrong place, wrong time, right? Like, we don't really know.

But probably wrong place, wrong time. You know, I talked to the real life agents from Narcos. The two agents that the show is made about. And I was like, hey, because it's about Pablo Escobar. And I was like, what's the deal? I'm the Bobbycast. Go search Bobbycast on iTunes or IHeart Radio. So this is Javier talking about all the money that's buried.

I was like, did Escobar still bury all that money? There's still a lot of money buried in Colombia right now. Pablo would kill a lot of the people that knew where they hid the money. That way they could not get to it. Oh, wow. So there is still a lot of money buried because the Caleta guys who used to bury, you know, they're all dead now. What he did, though, he had no conscience. He had no remorse.

He had no problem that, hey, I need you to go do this. And if you said no, kill you right there and then go order lunch. Multiple personalities, just like you said, a psycho. Pablo Escobar, man. You should listen to that Bobbycast if you like Narcos. It's crazy, man. Search Bobbycast. What's the first thing you think of when you wake up?

Like you wake up in the morning, first thought. Amy? Man, my first thought is I can't wait to take a nap later. And the thing is I don't ever really nap, but that's the first thing I think about when I wake up. New Surveys is most Americans think of money and work as soon as they wake up. Well, they're not waking up early enough. Well, we do have abnormal hours.

Yes, what I'm saying. Because when I wake up, it's the same way. I don't think of my nap. but I think I can't do this much longer. Like every morning I wake up at 302, if not earlier. Like this morning I woke up way earlier. I got like 2.30. And I thought to myself, I can't do this much longer.

That's terrible. You're getting old. No, I physically can't just wake up at abnormal times. It's not good for my body. It's not good for my health. I think it hurts any sort of relationship. Like even like friendships, dinners. Like I just think I can't do this much.

longer. Yeah, and Bobby, think about us. We all share a life with someone else in our home and they have to wake up basically with us. Yeah, but you all wake up like an hour and a half later than me, though. Yeah, but I don't know. And so I, you don't think it's a lot, but an hour and it adds a lot. Oh, yeah.

It adds up. It sure does. You get a whole extra night's sleep during a week. That's awesome. Well, so what are you going to do? Move to afternoons? I don't know, man. I don't know.

Oh, that'd be cool. That'd be amazing. It's just, I don't know how much longer I can do mornings. I don't know. Like, my body just isn't. I can do it is forever. I've been doing mornings I was 22 years old. Yeah.

I'm 13 years now I've been doing mornings. Are you setting us up for like just quitting? Yeah, I get that feeling too. I'm sitting, not just quitting. I don't know, though. Okay, well, then what? I don't know. Not just quitting, but.

I read this article and I thought, I don't think about, because this is most people think about money, right? And that's not what I think about. I don't know if I can do this much longer. You give us a heads up, though, right? I don't know. I'd tell you a story. And I don't think he would care me telling the story.

Are we at like a national break or a local break? That's the thing. Right, where are we? National. Okay. Here's the story. I remember one of my best friends is Andy Roddick, the tennis player. Yeah.

Calls me one day. Or before he was going to play the U.S. Open. He goes, hey, I just decided I'm going to retire. And I was like, what do you mean you're going to retire? And if I'm telling the story wrong, whatever, he'll tell me. I'm like, what do you're going to retire? I just woke up this morning and felt like I don't want to do it anymore. Dang.

And I was like, really? He goes, yeah, you should probably come up. my last tournament. And so I flew to New York and went to the U.S. Open and it rained for like a week. But it was his last tournament. It was really, but he just was like, I woke up and was like, that's it. I don't know. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So what are you, have you woken up yet and been like, this is my last show? Over the last couple months, I've woke up and thought, I don't know if I can do this much longer. So wait, you're Andy Rodotking it? No, not yet. Oh, no. Because Andy made up his mind. He retired. He woke up and was like, I'm done. And then

he's done. So, so I think he had like body aches and like, you know, I have all that. You have the same thing. Oh, no. If you decide to do that, I would, I could support it. I'd be like, you know what, this is a good run. Like, let's just throw in the towel. I don't think it would be from radio. It would just be from mornings. Oh. I go and quit. Well, that makes me feel better. But would, but that doesn't mean he'd take us with him. That's true. I don't know what I'm, I'm good. I just wake up and like, I can't do this much longer. I mean, he has a podcast. That's true. And it gets like, we have two million subscribers. Okay. So basically, that's, that's, that's, Yeah.

Do you need someone to come in and do the skinny? Dang it. Or the weather. We're good. Lunchbox, what do you think about when you wake up in the morning? What time can I take a nap? Yeah.

First thing. Mine is have I eaten because I'm starving every morning. But you know you haven't because you just woke up. Yeah. Yeah. But I think like, did I have dinner last night? Because I am starving. This study says 35 is the pivotal age for men and women because it goes all downhill from there.

At 35 men reach peak loneliness. At 35 women hit peak. boringness. Oh no. 35 is also the age and we start hating our jobs. Dang. I don't hate my job. I actually love my job.

I hate the hours of my job. Right. It's wearing me out. Like I might as well be 70. Job security becomes more of an issue. Yeah, because all the younger people are creeping in trying to take your job. If you let them creep in. Yeah, but after 35 sometimes you just can't keep up.

Yeah. Can you not? I feel like right now I'm good. Like age-wise, like I never have been better physically. What? Well, I think about how when you were like the young and that came in and like you were the youngest guy with the morning show for a long time back when you were what, like 22? Yeah, but I still am. I know you are, but we're getting older.

So who's the young kid that's going to come in and be like? We don't know them yet. This whole radio thing is changing. No one. Okay. It's all, they're 20, 19 year olds doing podcasts. There are 19 years on YouTube with 10. It's just a different environment now.

So you're at a good time. Came in at a good time in radio. Yeah, we're the last. Like, we're the, yeah. We're dying graduation. It's not that. It's like Charlemagne, the God, who's my friend who does the breakfast club. We always say, like, we're the last generation of, like, people that can do this and make a living.

But other than that, you have got to get digital. If you're not on radio and doing a podcast and building that, you'd have no career. Goodbye. See you later. Bye. And we need to start podcasts. The Eddie and Lunchmark show better get going quick. You just guys get a microphone and start talking to yourself.

and record it. Okay. That's all I do. The FBI is investigating Kevin Hart's $10 million extortion scandal. He had to get on Instagram and be like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Because apparently he's messing with some girl. And then, this is bad. She's like, I got a video of it.

You know, I'm not perfect. I'm not going to sit up here and say that I am or claim to be in any way, shape, or form. And I made a bad error in judgment and put myself in an environment where only bad things can happen. And they did. And in doing that, I know that I'm going to hurt. the people closest to me, who I've talked to and apologized to, being my wife and my kids, but I'm not going to also allow a person to have financial gain off of my mistakes. And in this particular situation, that's what was attempted.

I said I'd rather fess up to my mistakes. Then fess up, I want to know the rest. Don't say you're going to fess up and then be like, generic word, generic word, I did bad. Generic word, large generic word, I did bad. Then fess up, man, come on. At least tell us. Like, you can't go out and just like, dingle in front of us.

But anyway, yeah, somebody says, give me 10 million bucks or I'll put tape out. Oh, man, that's bad. And his wife is pregnant. So the girl probably premeditated at all. Oh, yeah, because they say she had a phone recording it, like leaned up against something without him knowing. Oh, come on. He was obviously shaken in that. I mean, that's not the Kevin Hart that I hear tell jokes.

Or even talk in interviews. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, she's in her third trimester. He cheated on his first wife with this girl. his wife. But here's the thing. Let me tell you this about people

that get in a relationship with somebody that cheated for them. You only cheated on too. Like Kevin Hart cheated on his wife with this girl he's with now. Yeah. So this girl now

is going to expect Kevin Hart is not going to cheat on her? Right. Like he's as a cheater. Yeah. Like if he cheated with you, he's going to cheat on you. That's the way of the world.

You don't trust somebody only to be good to you but to be bad to everybody else. Yeah. There's a reason why he's with You. Yeah, because he's cheated. Yeah, but she must not like that because.

Oh, no. I mean, even if that is the reason, she's probably still like, okay. Like, he'd be bad, but come on, what do you expect? If someone's out robbing banks all day and you marry him, like, I'm, I'm going to stop robbing. Exactly. You can't get upset. It was like the, what? So the extortionist was a total random person?

I don't know. He won't tell us. I can't wait in front of that YouTube book. Where's that detail? He goes to Instagram, yes. This guy went to rob a pizza place, and he goes in, and he's like, all right, I got a knife. Give me all your money. And the guy that was working the redstrip was like, dude, we just got robbed like two hours ago.

I got no money. Stop. Wow. Yeah. The owner was cleaning up after the burglary that had just happened, and the guy walked in with a knife. So not only did that happen, there was a patrol that was out looking for the other guys, it was at the pizza place, and went arrested the second burglar. Oh. Yeah.

Maybe work got out. This place you can rob it. That's a bad word. If that's the word, that's a bad word. Word on the street. So there's an HOA. Ugh. They say that this kid's playhouse violates the no shed policy.

Oh, no. I know. Poor kid. Nestled in the backyard of a Blue Springs house sits a little girl's dream playhouse. We plan stuff sometimes. The Homeowners Association says this playhouse violates its no shed policy. Adding, quote, we would prefer not to take. legal action, but will move forward

if not resolved. It's sad that they're picking on a child's playhouse. But the Gouldsbies aren't giving up yet. If I have to remove it, she'd be devastated. In Blue Springs, Cat Read, 41 Action News. That's HOA's, man. I get it. Wow. Mm-hmm.

But I saw, it's definitely a kid's playhouse. But I got to find a bunch of money for not having my yard mode. I live a neighborhood now that doesn't have an HOA because it's just, you know, nobody wants to deal with that. it's not what I would call the best neighborhood

so we don't have HOA because we're against it we fight them smart so sometimes you just like don't mow your ass sometimes I just poop in the yard to say I think about that how about this

Clay Travis stuff from over the weekend it's Friday hilarious he gets on CNN and they're like hey he's talking about yeah do you know the story no I don't know it at all

so he gets on and they're talking about ESPN and he says he believes on two things the First Amendment and boobs right I just want to make sure I'm hearing you correctly. B-O-O-Z-E or B-O-O-B-S.

Because as a woman, I'm... As in boobs. I believe completely in the First Amendment and in boobs. Those are the only two things I believe 100% in in this country. And he was talking about the girl of the SPN who was talking about Donald Trump. They didn't fire her. And he was like, listen, it's not that they should fire for what she said. He said, but if they're going to fire Kurt Schilling for having one opinion,

they should fire her for having an opinion as well. And he said, but I'm a First Amendment. believer. Two things I believe in, First Amendment and boobs. Why would you even say that live on national television and with a female host I say it live on the radio all the time because it's true and that's what I do

because I like boobs and the First Amendment which is exactly what I said. So here's my only problem. Like if you want to get offended, fine. If you don't want to get offended, fine. Personally, I wasn't offended. But you don't book someone who says provocative things. You don't book someone on a show that's known for not being

PC. And then when they're not PC or something provocative, get upset. Yeah. Like they booked him because he says crazy things and has big opinions. Don't get mad when he has a crazy opinion, you know? Do you want to talk about this, Amy? What? What we were talking about five seconds ago? Oh, boobs in First Amendment.

Yeah, because now a lot of people miss that segment a bit because they didn't get to hear the break. Because not all stations are on the full show. So, yes, Clay Travis, who I must say is a buddy of mine. And we don't agree on everything either, but he goes on CNN. And he says, the controversial line, I believe in First Amendment and boobs. He's like, I'm a man. Two things that are always true to me. First Amendment.

And he's being a little comical, of course, joke. But I'll play you, again, if you missed it, Clay Travis. I just want to make sure I'm hearing you correctly. B-O-O-Z-E or B-O-O-B-S. Because as a woman, I'm... As in boobs. I believe completely in the First Amendment and in boobs. It was the only two things I believe 100% in in this country.

Amy, your thoughts on that. Okay, so just so that I understand, I mean, this is stuff, this is not out of character for him. This is like something he was saying. Okay. So she's shocked right now, but this is not a character for him. Right. And then also, just as I understand the full picture, so a female said something, a female reporter.

I'll give you the backstory. Okay. A few years ago, Kurt Schilling got on and was like, hey, so and so, I don't know, mess it up. So-and-so, ethnicity bad, okay? And he got fired. And he was a political thing. And he's a he. He's a male.

Okay. Got it. And she is up and she was like, Donald Trump, blah, blah, blah. Right. And they didn't fire her. Okay. And all his thing was, I believe in the First Amendment. And all the First Amendment is, is you can say whatever you want and the government doesn't punish you.

Right. And it's not like North Korea. Correct. But he's like, but if ESPN's going to say, we're going to fire Kurt Schelling for his political spout off, then they should fire her for hers. But they're not fighting her because she is a female. No, they're not firing her. her because he's claiming they're a liberal network. Gotcha. Oh, okay.

I thought it was because she had boobs. Okay. No. See, I don't know. My only point was, first of all, what he said wasn't that crazy. It really wasn't. No, and maybe because I already know a little bit about him and that he is, like, like, a little out there, even though I don't know much about him. So, I mean, I'm not that shocked, but I feel like she was just like, oh, sweet, this is my opportunity to blow this up and make a really big deal, even though probably not

that big deal. She turned their mics off. Yeah. I'm done. This is done. This is conversation over yanking mics. Bye. See ya. That was entirely inappropriate. And it just took me. Forgive me. The word boobs is not inappropriate. It's just not. And secondly, again, you don't book someone who says crazy things. And then when they say something crazy, get upset. Right. They put them on the show. Yes.

And if you watch the video, she looks like she is just shocked. All right. This is it. It's over. Bye. funny. The reason he gets to be on that show is because he has big, bold, provocative opinions, says crazy things. And then when he gets on the show, it says the crazy thing. It's nuts. And I texted him. I was like, dude, I cannot believe how big this has gotten. And I don't know what's going to happen. I'm not a voice of anybody in the company. I just wasn't offended. Yeah. I also don't have boobs. Yeah, it's true. But I also understood his point that as a man, to him, the things that never let him down, are the First Amendment and boobs.

That's what he meant. I got it. Yes. At first I was like, I don't know why he's saying that word. Yeah. Because it has nothing towards his argument. Yeah. No, it's like things that always hold true to me.

First Amendment. First Amendment. I fully believe in and boobs. Got it. And everybody's making him out to be some crazy conservative guy. He's like, no, I voted for Obama twice. I voted for, he's not this big conservative guy. So boobs make you conservative?

No, but everybody was like, oh, look at this conservative frat boy. troll. Wow. Yeah, whatever. Everybody gets her butt hurt so bad. I know. Like she just, like, it wouldn't be a big deal. I don't know. I don't know. Amy, you ready to your things? Yeah.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. 22 million U.S. adults will have canceled cable and satellite TV by the end of this year. It's faster than they expected, huh? Mm-hmm. You know, except for sports, I don't really need it.

Did anymore. Like yesterday I watched the center. I watched a little Netflix. Nothing I watched with Lent. I watched The Golden Girls just because it was on. I wake up to, you know, Nick at night or TV land. But I can watch it on Netflix. So what are they going to do?

You're just like like if you can't beat them, join them, figure out a way to. Yes. Yes. Or you either. So back in the day we're going to be able to tell our kids, we used to have cable. And they're going to be like, what? Or in the future. It may still be a thing.

They're just going to have to adapt. Because we're getting everything online. and why would eventually, here's what's going to be. We're going to be able to cable-ly pick our own channels. Because right now we're getting charged a ton for channels we don't even watch. Oh, so many. And you're going to be able to bundle your own and save a ton of money. Or it's just going to die.

Boom. Done. I like that. Bundle your own. Because ABC, NBC, CBS, CBS, CBS, these, all these networks, they're still creating great content that we want to see. So they can get online and put it online. Or you can only have a ceremony channels. But you pay a bunch of money for ESPN, Amy, that you don't even know.

You do. I do? Yeah, you do. What else, Chef? Okay, so speaking of TV, did you see the girl from Big Little Lies being interviewed on the red carpet? Shaline Woodley? Oh, the one who said she hates TV?

Yes, so she's at the Emmys, which is a TV award show, and she is on TV. And they're asking her about her favorite TV show. She's like, actually, I don't know when people have time to watch TV. I don't want TV. I'm a reader. And apparently she hasn't owned a TV since she moved out of her parents' house at 18. And everybody was all upset about that?

But I was like, at least she's honest. Yeah, she's keeping it real. At least she's honest. Like, you know, it's like I leave here. I don't listen to this station. That's a good point. Like, she's away from work so she wants to do something different. Yeah.

I get it. I listen to podcasts. Yeah. I listen to. But if you're on some radio red carpet thing, are you going to be like talking about how you don't ever listen to the radio? No, but because I do. He wouldn't lie.

I wouldn't lie as my thing. They would be like, for example, like I like to listen to things that aren't just on Terrestrial radio. I listen to podcasts. I listen to Howard Stern some. I listen to, like, I'm all over. I'll listen to music on Iheart and then Spotify. I'm just all over.

So I just like her being honest. I'm okay with her being honest. I think it's kind of funny. I laughed out loud too. So anybody, a fan of Halloween, the movies from like, 1978, 1981? Next story, please. Nope.

Halloween is coming back and Jamie Lee Curtis is going to star in it. And yeah, Michael Myers. That's coming back. I don't care. No, a lot of people I saw on Twitter, there was a big reaction to this. No, I don't hear. No, no, no, no, no, yes, you do. You do care.

No. I tell you, I don't care. All right, what else? And last but not least, did you all know that Mike Pence had a bunny rabbit? Mike Pence, vice president? Our vice president has a bunny rabbit. It's the second family's pet rabbit, and it's like getting its own children's book. How about that?

And it has its own Instagram page. I went and looked all at it after I read the story. I was like, huh, I kept clicking, clicking, clicking, I was going down this rabbit hole pun intended that was the morning corny. And I just had no idea that our vice president had a famous bunny rabbit

like hangs out at the White House and stuff. There you go. That was Amy's pile of stories. This is a body bone show. Bobby bones. If you miss any of the show today, I got a note that says there may be a squatter that's staying in my condo that flooded

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