The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Is Fired Up After Stores Refused To Sell Him Alcohol + Amy’s Friend Dating Dilemma: Dating A Guy Who Games for 8 Hours + Bobby Helps Phone Screener Abby with Her Dating Problem

Episode Date: September 14, 2021

Lunchbox is fired up and wants to write up a complaint after they refused to sell him alcohol because his ID was expired. Amy’s friend went on a first date with a guy and loved everything about him���except that he revealed he likes to game for 8 hours at a time. Is that a red flag? We play a round of the ‘Bobby Feud’ to see if the show can guess the most recognizable logos in America. Bobby talks to Phone Screener Abby about getting pre-rejected for dates. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah. About to be that first episode. And I was just like, take care of your feet. Because once you lose your feet, you're done. Because you can't get them back. You have to practice every day. And if you have foot injury, you don't have three days to let it heal. So how do you take care of the massage?

Epsons salt? Lots of socks. Oh, okay. I mean, it's a very foot-heavy show. But I'm rooting for him. He might have the wrong attitude about this show, though. Why? Well, he's like, you know what?

This is just going to be a good experience. And I'm just taking so much. I'm like, no, we're there to win, buddy. We have one goal. It's come home with that trophy or nothing. But Jimmy's like a good guy. Got good balance in his life. And I'm like, no.

If we don't come home with a trophy, we don't come home. Sorry, we're him, him, him, him. But, yeah, no, he's, and they're not announcing who their partners are for dancing with the stars until the show starts. But he has a really good one. It's not Sharna. I'll say that.

Okay. Yeah, it's not Sharna. But I'm excited. I, you know, I never watched the show until I was on it. And then I always watched the first couple, or unless we have a friend on it, like, Lauren Elena was on it. You know, I watched her. Went to the, you know, premiere and finale.

Last year was COVID year, I didn't watch much of it. But I hope Jimmy does well. Really rooting for him. It's fun to like re-experience it because I can go like, yeah, it's okay to want to cry and really be bad at it. Elvis Presley's hair was auctioned off for $72,500. Ooh. Wow.

A baseball-sized clump of hair that came from the head of Elvis sold for $72,000. And I wonder if they could Jurassic Park this. What you mean? Well, they took a little bit of DNA created those dinosaurs.

What if there's an island? They create a whole island of Elvis's and we go and everywhere you go, there's like an Elvis. This is a little bunch of Elvis is singing. Hey, Birdie, Mama, welcome. Welcome to the check-in. That might be scary.

This is our bell hop, Elvis. Hey, buddy, mom, put your back up here. Right over there is fat Elvis. Hey, there's pretty mama. But it's like a little jar. And they've authenticated it, I guess. It's his old barber. Oh, okay.

And I don't know how you compare it to other hair, but the auction house said the baseball-sized clump of hair was collected over the course of multiple haircuts by Homer Gilliland, his personal barber from, more than two decades. Their hair was kept in a plastic bag who gifted it to Target Thomas Morgan, a close friend. Wow. I mean, kind of creepy of the hairdresser. Like, every time Elvis goes and gets them done, he's like, don't mind if I do. This in the trash? This one's in my bag. Yeah. A little bit of me. A little bit for me. I mean, huh.

There was also the jumpsuit, the one of the real crazy one sold for a million bucks. Wow. Now, that's a whole lot of money, but at least that's kind of cool. If you have, like, if you're just loaded, loaded, and you can, do, you know how they do jerseys in a glass? If you could do an Elvis jumpsuit and you'd just... In a glass, lowbones, you'd wear that, right? No, I wouldn't wear it. No, I wouldn't wear it.

I wouldn't want my armpit stains. Oh, man. Friday nights, I'd turn some music on and like dart dancing. You'd put it on? Yeah. What's up, everybody? Glad you guys are hanging out. It is time to open up the mailbag.

You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. Hello. Bobby Bones. I haven't really lived with roommates before, but recently I allowed my best friend to move in with me so she could save some money. While

most things are going well, there's one issue we've been budding heads over. I go out of my way to travel to a certain store to pick up my favorite cookies, which aren't cheap and can't be found anywhere. Yesterday, she saw me eating them, asked for one. I said, no, these are my

cookies. Oh. She accused me of being selfish for not being willing to but I don't think I'm wrong. These are special cookies. Like I said, you can't find them anywhere. Plus, how selfish could I be if I'm letting her live with me? Do you think I'm being selfish?

Should I just suck it up and buy more so she can enjoy them too? Signed gin. I'll say this, Jen. When you're a roommate with someone, especially if you're friends and it's not just a business deal, there are certain concessions you have to make like your fancy cookies. just occasionally. There are. Yes, you're being a little selfish.

Now, there are things you're going to expect from her too at times. Or, hey, would you mind letting the dog out? I'm not going to be home. Anything that, you know, you're doing for her, you're going to expect back from her just through that relationship of living together. You have cookies. She has, who knows? One day, you never know.

Shampoo. Oh, yeah, nice shampoo. Something you need at some point. Yes. I'm sure these are... Honestly, I like a cookie like this. I don't even know what it is, but I'm intrigued. Well, I need to know.

Yeah. Like, I'm up for a fancy cookie myself. Yeah. It's tough when you've never had roommates to have a roommate and then understand, oh, I got into it with a roommate that I had once because she wrote notes and I did a piece of bread from the bread. She'd be like, that'd be 18 cents. And I was like, no, I'll just go buy more bread. She's like, that'd be 18 cents. And I was like, okay, this is the relationship we're going to live.

And I then understood the role. So just know this If you say you cannot eat my cookies She will then say I cannot come and pick you up I cannot So give her some cookies But also you're gonna get your cookies

In a different way from her That's what I'm gonna... Yes, you're being a little selfish Yeah Also hit us up with the name of those cookies We wanna know I'd like to order a couple of those for myself We still like you Jen

But reality check A bit selfish Yeah share the cookie Couldn't have said it better. Share the cookie. Close the mailbag. We got your email and we let it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag.

Yeah. If you want to email us, Morgan, what's the address? Mailbag at bobby bones.com. There you go. Let's go talk to Jody in Texas. Jody, what's going on? Yeah, I was wondering. I always had a question for Eddie.

I'm coming off of been out with COVID. And I was want to know what his. experience was coming back to work. And did he have any kind of feeling like other people had any kind of reserve feelings toward him? Like judging him or scared that he was still going to give it to them? Still going to give it to them. Eddie?

Yeah, I think only one person in here was the one giving me the attitude of like, oh, stay away from me. I don't want to get COVID from me. And that would be lunchbox. Other than that, you guys were pretty good. I mean, I was out for almost a month. Like, I had to test. 40 days.

I had to test negative. what, twice or something for me to come back. This was early on. I got it last July. So everybody was pretty cool except for lunch walks. He was the only one kind of like acting like I had like bad jerks. Well, and Morgan is just back after being out with COVID for a while. Do you feel like people were like, stay away. You're going to get me COVID?

No, I haven't had anybody do that, not at work or friends or anything. Jody, do you feel like that's happening to you? Yes. I don't know. Right, well, right now I'm getting the, you know, the look. You know, like, and only really one person. says how are you how are you doing um the rest of them it was like good morning you know and we were very far apart so it's not like i'm going to give it to them you know but anyway

i just wanted to see what kind of experience um eddie had and margin you know do you guys have all your your taste and smell back yet where do you rank on both i'll start yeah um i never lost my taste so that's all good but my smell i lost it all but i got it back what two weeks afterwards, but I'm probably 80% of my smell. Like, I'm just going to be, just live with the fact that I've probably lost 20% of it. Morgan? I got all of my tastes back, and I have like 30% of my smell, just random things. So it's slowly building back.

I'm trying, yeah. Do we know if Kirk Herb Street has his back yet? Well, he's going to be on the show this week. Okay, well, that's good. Yeah. And, you know, he's as big as it comes in college football. I think he thinks he's coming on, talk about college football. We're like, all right, on the phone now, it's Kirk Herb Street.

Hey, buddy, can you taste your smell? Nope. All right, there it is. Kirk, Kirk, Kirby, everybody. So did you lose your taste and smell, Jody? I have no taste, no smell. Oh, no. None.

Oh. And I love my Diet Coke and I love my coffee and my husband's been cooking all my, anything he wants to cook and I'll eat it. And it's like, in your mental part, you know, when you're eating it, you know what you're eating, but it's like there's no taste. That's crazy. It's weird. It's wild.

All right, Jody, appreciate your call and hope you stay healthy and hope everybody at work. Treat you nice. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate you. Bye, bye. Bobby Bonson. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.

Morgan number two's 30 Second Skinny. Congratulations to Dolly Parton. She won her first Emmy Award with her Netflix Christmas movie, Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square. It won outstanding television movie and outstanding choreography for scripted programming. Thomas Wrett talks about his song Crash and Burn that Chris Stapleton wrote. When I heard him sing Crash and Burn, I was like, this isn't the same. country song singing Chris Stapleton that I've been listening to for five years. This is crazy. What is this? So I just texted Chris and I was like, hey man, I heard this song you wrote called Crash and Burn.

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But well, today she finally got to meet her son. He is now 33 years old. And because of 23 and me, the DNA test, he got to find out who his mom was. And he, like, got matched up with her. He reached out through Facebook and they got to meet for the first time. That 23 of me, it's just lucky, too, that they both had done it. Yeah. Some people think you just take the test and then it points in a direction and you follow it to your mom. No, no, no, there has to be a database that you both have to get into.

That's the crazy part is that they both have done that. That Apple tag that I have, you can buy three of them for like 70 bucks at the Apple store. That literally does point to where you need it to point. Like, I have one of my wallet here. I keep it in there. And if I lose my wallet, it will walk me to within five feet of my wallet. Crazy. Because I do that.

You're going to go find your family. There's a different tab on that. And it works me right too. it. That's not what happened here. No. They both had to be in the database. I get a new cousin every day on that thing. Are they real cousins? Like third. So no.

I don't consider a third cousin or real cousin. So you could date them. Well, my mind doesn't go there. Yes, you could. I mean, if it's not your real cousin. Guys, he's married. Yeah, and... I mean, obviously we're speaking hypothetically. I'm just curious where you stand on that. I'd stand on

rather not. I don't know that I've spent a lot. I don't know that I've spent a lot. have time thinking about dating my third cousin. But it's not, you're just like not even. That might be a little too much blood. Oh, maybe fourth cousin. Okay, but I'm saying third might be a little too much blood.

Yeah. Eddie, good story. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. All right, so what happened? So I went to the grocery store and I was getting some alcohol. I mean, a big old case of alcohol. I had the whole cart stacked up with it. You know, I was giving to some for a raised birthday and I was going to a birthday. party so I was going to bring some alcohol.

And I roll up to the cashier and I put it all in the conveyor belt. Woo, woo, woo. She scans it all. She goes, I need to see your ID. Hey, no problem. Here's my idea. ID. I'm 40 years old.

And she goes, oh, sorry, it's expired. Can't sell it to you. And I said, what do you mean? She goes, yeah, it expired on your birthday back in July. I said, yeah, it says I'm 40 years old. It's not like I'm 21 years old trying to sneak my ID in. She goes, yeah, I'm not going to. to sell you the alcohol.

Yeah, but you could have an expired 40-year-old's ID and you're only 21. No, look at my face. It is the exact same face. I even held my idea of and did the smile. And I was like, that is me. She goes, yeah, I agree it's you, but it's expired. Yeah, because she can't get in trouble. She can't get in trouble.

I'm 40 years old. You can't get in trouble for selling a 40-year-old alcohol. You can't prove you 40. There's just an expired ID. Listen, you're mad. I understand the frustration. But that's kind of on you for not having a, an updated ID if her rule is you can't sell it anymore without an updated ID.

Yeah, it says valid ID is what it says. And do you think that she wants to say no? She doesn't even need to ID me, guys. I don't look like I'm 21. But she does because she might get audited by the TABC. Cameras. Let's check this guy. Let's check and see if we checked a 40-year-old's ID.

No, I am 40. You don't need to check my ID. So she refused to sell me the alcohol and she had to fill up the basket and take it back. She did not let me buy it. So what's your next action? So my next action is I'm going to write a complaint about this cashier. Why? She was only doing her job.

Yeah, why would you get her in trouble? She could have got in trouble for anybody, a 60-year-old without a valid ID. I am going to write a review saying she was rude and did not sell me alcohol when I am obviously over 21 years of age. Oh, he is a rude review person. Where are you going to put that review, buddy? I'm going to write the store and I can put it on Yelp. No. Okay, how about this?

How about this? Write it. Okay. Don't send it yet. Read it to us tomorrow. Yeah, we need to go over it. All right. I'll write it.

And I'll be honest. I'll tell the story. You know, I won't make anything up. I won't exaggerate. I will tell you exactly how it was. But do you realize also, this is just a thing. If he sends it to the company, they're going to be like, oh, wow, our employee did her job. Yeah.

Yeah, they're not going to see it like you're seeing it. She did her job. Do you remember her name? Yep. Are you sure? Yep. What did you do, stare at it? to remember it?

Yep. You want me to tell you? Take a picture. He probably asked her, what's your employee? We don't know where it is. What's your name, ma'am? Let's just say it starts with a J.

Well, why, let's just say. Okay. And let's say it ends with an M. M. Oh, wow. That doesn't end with an M. Okay, tomorrow, write the letter. Do not submit it.

It ends with an E. Are you going to do a paper letter or an email? I think email will get to them faster so they can correct the situation. Well, faster, yes. In an instant even I mean I can sit in the mail too Whatever you want Okay you come up with what you think needs to happen

Okay Tomorrow morning we will hear what you have to say What you're gonna write Yeah so I'm gonna suggest what they need to do Got it Okay Has he gotten a new license since then though Like has he been writing dirty on this thing

No You realize that you're on the wrong go right No I'm not I am 40 years old I'm a man I am a man But if it's expired She doesn't know that it's valid

It's not valid. It's valid. You know what? I don't want to slip down right now. No boy. We will, tomorrow, we'll catch up. Okay. And then if we vote no, you can't send it, you don't get to send it.

But if we vote yes, we support you. You've got to convince us with your letter tomorrow. Man, this is tough because I already got a biased jury. You know what I mean? Not biased. Your ID's not right. So were you ever able to get alcohol? No.

Ever? Anywhere. You couldn't go to another store and yell, I'm 40. Or your wife get it? No, I had to send my wife back to. this store. Oh, she did. Okay. Here's a voicemail we got late last night. Pretty interesting. Check it out. Okay. I'm a first time caller. I've been listening since I was in probably six or seventh grade. Now I am 28 and I just found out that I'm pregnant and I can't tell anybody about it because it's like

brand brand new. So I just had a call and tell you guys. Love you guys. Have a great day. I mean, she didn't give her name. Legit. I agree. And I think she probably feels a little freer because she could just tell somebody. Yeah. And by somebody she means millions of people. listening right now. But we don't know who it is. Whoever you are, anonymous caller, congratulations. Wow. And she's been, she's 28 and she was listening in junior high. Yeah. Oh yeah. We have to, we're done on hearing that stuff. Okay. All right, it's time to play the Bobby feud. I have a 100-sided dice. Why? Why? Closest gets to go first. Wow. Amy? That's a great. 36. Okay. Lunchbox? 37. Oh. Eddie? That's weird. I'll just go with

one. The number is 13. So that's me. So Eddie, you'll be first. Yeah. We have a hundred-sided die. It's basically a ball. That's pretty cool. We should get like a 20-sided dice because this one's, it's hard. This is a hard one. Eddie, you'll go first. Okay, I'm ready. According to 2000 Americans, these are the

top 10 most recognizable logos in the United States. Can you name them? Yeah. Go ahead. All right, let's start with the most famous. It's the golden arches. Give me McDonald's. Show me McDonald's. You get three points for that one. All right.

That's number three answer on the board. Next one, my wife would be very proud because she goes to this place. Every single day loves it. Give me Starbucks. Show me Starbs. Who calls it Starbs? I don't know. I say it sometimes on the Instagram.

Number five, you get five points there. Okay. Usually you look up at those signs, but let's look down on this one. It's the Nike logo. Show me Nike. That's the number four answer. Alright, now I'm in trouble. So three answers are off the board. There are seven left.

What's the most recognizable logos in the United States? All right, I got it. This one's pretty recognizable, but it's closed on Sundays. Give me Chick-fil-A. Show me chick-fil-lay. Oh, no. Amy, Eddie walked away with 12 points there. Okay.

What do you have? Apple. That's really good. Show me Apple. Number one answer. Oh. Get yourself one point. Dang it.

Amazon. Show me Amazon. Number two answer. Get yourself two more points. Okay. Well. There we have Apple, Amazon, McDonald's, Nike, and Starbucks all off the board. Netflix.

Dang. It says Netflix. It's an in. No. Isn't it just a red in? But it says Starbucks on Starbucks. No, it's the lady. Yeah, she's emerging from like coffee steam or something.

But I thought Netflix was just an inn. Don't... Amy, I have Netflix down. I was going with it. Eddie, you missed it. Hey, you might get it right. I doubt it. She didn't.

Show me Netflix. Okay. All right, lunchbox, five answers on the board. Disney. Ooh, that's good. Show me. Disney. That is the number 10 answer.

Oh, see, 10. 10 points. That's great. That's the big money answer right there. Dang. Now you're in trouble. I have like three points. Oh, man.

What else is huge, guys? Top 10 most recognizable logos in the United States. There are six answers off the board. Four left. Yeah, my next one I have is Coca-Cola. Show me Coca-Cola. Good one. Three points.

Boom. Boom. Let's go. Now what? Now. Hey, there are 11 answers on the board. I have two threes here. So, I don't know.

Okay. There are still four left. Man, I don't know any other logos, man. Oh, man. Give me what else is popular in the world in the United States. Give me Hershey's. I don't know. I don't have any good.

Hey, it just says Hershey. It says Hershey's. I just don't have anything. I know. Show me Hershey's. All right, Eddie, we're back over to you. You are down a point now. You have 12 total points.

There are four answers still on the board. I have one. Recognizable logos. Go ahead. I'm going to go with an automobile logo. So give me the Chevy logo. Show the guy Chevy. Dang.

Target, Target. Oh. Maybe that's so good. Show her target Oh no That is like the alternate Everybody knows that symbol You got robbed

Robbox back over to you We go three rounds She said target No one knows target Dang that's tough A lot of points on the board 6, 7, 8, 9 are all up Yeah I'm just trying to think

What other logos do you see All the time I mean Give me Walmart It says Walmart They don't have a logo. They have that little sun thing. They do?

Oh, you're right. I don't know that. Show me Walmart. I feel like there's some just obvious ones for me. Yeah, where Chevy says Chevy, yeah. No, it's a little cross thing. Okay. It's the last round, guys.

Okay. Lunchbox is winning 13 to 12 to 3. There are plenty of points here on the board. Off the border, Apple, Amazon. Coca-Cola, McDonald's, Nike, Starbucks. and Disney. There are four logos left. These are the top ten most recognizable logos in the United States. Eddie, I'm coming over to you. Oh my gosh. I think I just got it. Give me Michael Jordan. Give me the Jordan logo.

Show me! The Jordan logo! Come on! Oh, no. Bye-bye. Remember when you were laughing? Bye-bye. Amy. You need this Hoping the game here Well no kidding You gotta get at least two of them Well

I don't even have one Adidas Show me Adidas Dang it How did you do that I thought that one I was like no Nike's the only one

Out of all the shoes Hey if you get the next one you win If you get one of the next three There are three left Wow I don't even know the category, though. Top 10 most recognizable logos in the United States.

I feel like some stuff is so regional, though. And I don't know if certain places have it. It's a close one. Lunchbox 13, Eddie 12, Amy 11. Dang. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I feel like the music is hurrying me. Ray keeps turning it up.

It's like when they're playing someone off at the Oscars. I don't know if this is a logo. Go ahead. Taco Bell. Taco Bell. I don't know. That's good. It's a logo.

No. Show me. If you get it, you win. If you miss it, lunchbox wins. Show me. Run for the border. Taco Bell.

How about NBC, the peacock? That's great. It's really good. I'll run through them and then he'll play his one song. At number six, Google. Bing. What is the logo?

It changes all the time. It says Google. They change it. according to like things. You log in and it's... And number seven, Facebook. Oh, my... That's so good.

We're so... Instagram. But it also, like, if you look at your app on Google... It's the icon. Yeah, it's the icon. A little G, yeah. You're right, I know. And then at number nine is YouTube.

Oh. So you guys didn't chase the tech. Well, I did once Netflix. You went after tacos? Yeah. Hershey's. Plain the guy's song. He's a big winner there.

And they stay there! And they stay there! Twitter today. Facebook, huh? Yeah. YouTube. The Facebook one. Everybody knows it, the little square and then that little F.

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Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com slash Bobby. That's BetterHelp. H-E-L-P.com slash Bobby. Betterhelp.com slash Bobby. Coming up in about, I don't know, 15 minutes or something. Also, the morning corny with Amy, we do it at the top of the hour. And speaking of the corny, here is Dennis from North Carolina. Hey, here's your morning, corny.

Why did the toilet paper not be able to cross the road? He got caught in the crack. See you. Love you guys. See you. Here is Ashley. Hey, Bobby. I am a veterinary sergeant in the United States Marine Corps.

I just wanted to thank you for everything that you do for our servicemen and women. How respectful and honoring that you are of them. So shout out to you and the crew. I appreciate it. Thank you very much. And we appreciate what you do every single day for us. So thank you for that call. The Babbage Ball Show.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. So Carly Pierce is from Taylor Mill, Kentucky. And so her town put up a sign. This is the hometown of Carly Pierce. Kind of like you have, Bobby, when people enter Mountain Pie in Arkansas. It's the home of Bobby Bones. Well, it got put up like a week ago, and it's already been stolen. Hey, I've been there.

They stole your sign once? A couple times. I came on the air about it. I was like, who's stealing my sign? Yeah, they like purposely put it pretty high up to deter people. For one, they wanted everyone to be able to see it. But then also the higher it is, the less likely it is to get stolen. But they removed the bolts, ripped it off the metal poles.

Boom, took it away. Somebody's bedroom's got a pretty cool sign right now. You know, and I think somebody's bedroom probably has mine unless they just hate me. There's just no reason to hate Carly Pierce. Like, I get what people don't like me sometimes. Heck, I don't like me all the time. Well, maybe they didn't steal it because they don't like her. They stole it because they love her.

Yeah, well, when you go into Mountain Pine, Arkansas, into the town, you'll see Boyhood Home of Bobby Bowens. You know, one side of the sign says Boyhood with no dash. But for some reason, when they printed the other side of the sign, it says Boy Dash Hood. Oh. And that's not how you spell boyhood. So I'm always, when people will get on that side and take a picture, I never want to reshare it because I'm like, I don't let's not a good look. God, who did that? Yeah, I'm like, so I wish someone would steal that.

sign and they'd have to put up a new one that said boyhood right, you know? At some point, if they're even solely who pays for that? The city or do you? No, I don't. I think that it brings enough people by that it's worth paying for that sign. Because a lot of our listeners. You get to take pictures. And then maybe they'll stop and get something from the place.

A little restaurant there. The yum yum yum. The yum yum shop. What else you got? So Miss America is trying to modernize again. Back in 2018, they got rid of the swimsuit competition. and now they say that they're defining women's wellness to equal their health. Like instead of judging them just on their beauty and their physical appearance,

it's going to be based on wellness. Just make it a quiz show. Let's just get to where it's going to get. No one's going to watch that. Make it a quiz show. Yeah. Why don't even know how they determine, like what are they determining to equal overall health? I mean, a pageant itself seems pretty primitive.

It does. But if you're going to have it, why do you keep running? away from it. Either have the pageant or don't have the pageant. They're still trying to have the pageant, but like mold. But be as like woke as they possibly can. Just don't have the pageant.

Okay, if you don't like the pageant, listen, I think strutting a bunch of people up there being like, oh, yeah, it feels a little old, a little dated. I've judged to Miss America once. And even, listen. Yeah. It's, I shouldn't have been judging that contest.

Because I was just like, I don't know. Nine. Roll a dice. I mean, I don't know. I didn't know anything. And they, yeah. Or maybe I judged Miss USA. One of them I was like, they should not have me judging.

I would get bored. And I would be like, what, what did she just do on stay? I don't. But yeah. Okay. All right. Now I have the top sounds that will trigger a happy memory. And at number five, walking on fresh snow.

That is misery. Yeah. Sounds like bitter cold. That makes you think, remember in 2011 when you were hosting, with Kelly when Regis was out and we got stuck in the huge 2011 New York City Blizzard. That was us in Times Square.

We were like, why is nobody out here? Why are all the taxis going away? And we decided to go to a karaoke bar and we got out. We were stranded. In it number four, a crackling fireplace. Oh, that's nice. Yeah.

And this is supposed to do what? It takes you to a happy place, makes you feel good. Yeah. Three birds chirping. Oh, I love it. Waves crashing on the beach at number two. I better hear somebody go, Woo Pigsui.

That's the only thing, that's the only sound I need to hear. Well, then that would fall in this category of number one. It's pretty much any song that you love, an old song, especially if you haven't heard it in a long time. Well, Wu PicSui is not a song. What's a sound? It's a chant. It's a cheer, it's a song.

It's not like a fight song? No, it's not even the fight song. It would be like when you guys go. Giggle my Aggie. Woo! Yeah. Eight. Yeah.

We have that. We have an old song to play. No clip there. Okay. Is that Ed, Amy? Yep. I'm Amy. That's my pile.

That was Amy's pile of stories. Come on. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home is something good. Chris is the head custodian at Unity Grove Elementary School in Atlanta, and he walks to and from work every single day because he can't afford a car. Well, faculty saw him walking, and they're like, guys, we got to do something. They got together, and over a few months, they raised money, and they surprised him with a car!

You get a car! There is a god! All my stars, thank you. Thank you. This here, I never would have a drink or something like this. This is mind-blowing to me. I mean, changed his life like that. And I will say this.

This whole segment is about positive things happening when it doesn't seem like there are a lot of positive things happening. But there are a lot of positive things happening, especially on the, I'll call it the local level, like the actual human interaction level. Real life isn't like social media where everybody hates each other and screams political and social ideas. Real life is you walk around the street and if somebody needs help, you help them, regardless of how they feel about who they voted for for president. Like that's real, that's person to person. Like that's what's happening. I mean, the car thing's crazy. I ain't walking out buying cars people all the time.

But it is. That's, you know, I think sometimes we start to go, well, I guess everybody just sucks. And it does feel like that. But if you take a second, think about it, if you still somebody broken down on the side of the road, you're going to help. You're going to help them. You're not going to go like, I didn't know your vaccination status. Yeah. Who'd you vote for? Yeah. So that's a good example of that. Love it. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Okay, it's the return of Amy's Bird Minute. Now, it's only 60 seconds, but she just wants to talk about birds all the time. Are you ready?

I'm ready. This time is very precious. Yeah. 60 seconds. Let's go. And now it's time for Amy's Bird Minute. So me, along with a lot of other people across the country, had to take down our bird feeders for quite some time because there was this bird disease spreading around and we

didn't want to contribute to it. Well, now we have permission to put our feeders back up. So it's been a while since I've seen my birds. I finally put my bird feeders back up. As you know, we've talked about it. But now my birds are returned. They're coming back, but they look all beat up. I thought, oh no, are they suffering from the disease?

Like, why do they look so bad? They used to look so pretty and their feathers and full, and now they all look like they've been in a fight. It's really, really bad. Their little cute mohawks are gone. 20 seconds. Well, turns out that they are just going through molting. They're fine.

They haven't been in a fight. They don't have a disease. They turn over their feathers. It's called molting, and so it just replaces warm, out feathers or damaged feathers. That has not been a minute. But I'm letting other people know that wasn't 60-7. That was a good minute.

Molting. No, but other people might be concerned about their birds. What does my phone say? This is 59-50, but when did you start it? The 50 is a millisecond. That's right. Oh, sorry, hold on. Okay, and go.

Don't think that your bird having to see me. Like, just know it's called multing. The more you know, and your birds are fine. They're getting their winter plummet. Okay. Oh, thank you. Thank you, Amy. I'm done. Your lexicon of bird, verbiage. I'm done. Mulsing, huh? We're done talking about birds. No, molding. Molding. Over to Amy with the joke now.

The Morning Corny! What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare. Shakespeare. That was the morning corny. If you want good service, avoid doing this stuff to your waiters or bartenders. Number one, asking for anything free. Number two, whistle or yell to get...

Oh, gosh. Who doesn't? They do that in Mexico. It's terrible. What do you mean? Hey, I need you. Waiter. But that's probably part of the culture there.

I guess, but it's so awkward. If you do that here, I used to wait tables. If you ever whistled at me, I was... But you wouldn't get me. I'd be like, are you kidding? Can you imagine? Hey, over here. Need you.

You would do that? I do. Hey, excuse me. And I do my like snapping fingers. Yeah, like you're snapping. That's so disrespectful. They're walking by and they're not paying attention. You got to get their attention.

You can go, excuse me. That's why you stick your arm out and kind of like them down. Yeah, the arm's okay. I wouldn't snap, though. Well, I can't snap. Or whistle. So I'm asking the bartender to surprise you in order. ordering a drink.

I don't know, buddy. But sometimes I order mocktails, I don't say virgins anymore. It used to be I'll have a virgin version of this, but I've learned that that's not the proper way to talk to a bartender anymore because it just sounds creepy. So I'm like, can I get a mocktail? And they'll be like, well, we don't have any on the menu.

What would you like? And I'm like, well, can you do something fruity? Yeah. That's similar to that. Maybe I shouldn't do that. The next one is flirt with the bartender or waiter or order more than three drinks at the same time. What's wrong with that?

What's wrong with it is these are common things that bartenders and waiters say they get annoyed by, so sometimes they don't give you as good a service. Oh. Just a PSA here. Do you know Morgan can't whistle, speaking of whistling, at all? I can't either. Really? Nope. Did you hear me try to do it?

You have it a little bit. That's the best I can do. So I got two versions. I can do this version. Like there. Or I can do, I'm dry a low right now. Or I can do this version. Yeah, see, that's nice.

I can't do that. So I'm not a great whistle. slutter, but I can go two ways. Let me hear your whistle, Eddie. My vest whistle? Yeah. You sound like you're just blowing air out. That's it. Almost.

You're almost there. Yeah, see? Hey, Cabby. Morgan, let me hear you. Slurping. Nothing comes down. I don't know how to do it. Are you really trying? I really am. I swear, I'm really trying. I feel like she's doing the S on Sesame Street.

Like snake. You guys can't whistle, huh? No. And people have been trying to tell me how to do it for years. I'm like, I can't do it. And it's tough because someone can't grab your tongue and actually make it. Exactly. I always envy people, though, who could go,

like a big one in there. Yeah, that's so cool. So sometimes I put my fingers on the mouth and just go, you act like your fingers are doing anything. There's no thing. Do you think you know how tall country stars are? I think I have a general idea. Over under six foot.

Ready? I'll just list some off. Luke Brian. Over. Over, yeah. They only list Luke at 6'1. He's taller than that. Yeah.

Oh, he's so tall. Yeah. Brad Paisley. Under? Why'd you laugh, Eddie? Because he's way under. He's a low guy. Yeah.

Brad Paisley's 5'9. Yeah. Okay. Tim McGraw. Tim McGraw. Tim McGraw over under six feet tall. I feel like the cowboy hat kind of throws you off. So I'm going to go based on times he's been in a baseball hat and I think it's under.

Ooh. Does anyone think Tim McGraw is six foot tall? No, no, he's under. Oh, you guys all think he's under. Yeah, he's under. Oh. Tim McGraw is 5'10. Ooh.

Close. Al Dean. Wow. Hmm, tricky. He might be right at it. I feel like he's right at it. No one's right at it, right, bones? Bobby is?

No, no, no, I mean, in the list. Oh. But you're six foot. Sometimes you say you're six one. Let me say what happened here. We go out, Canada and I go mountain biking. And they say, hey, list your height. So I'll list six foot one, right?

Because you're wearing hiking shoes. No, just because I just listed it because I like to list it. I just list it because I'm in shoes. And so she goes, you're not 6-1. Why did you write that down? I said, what's it going to hurt? What's it going to hurt that I write down on this? Because we had to get mountain bikes from this place we were staying.

And so I get it and we get over to the place and they drive us over there and we start riding the mountains. And I'm like, the guy's like, hey, I think that the bike is slightly too tall for you. And I'm like, oh, hope Caitlin didn't hear that. And he's like, can you put your feet down? He goes, it's just like an inch too tall. me let me fix that and goes that's it right there and now I look back and she's like uh-huh because you're six foot because I'm yeah okay so Jason Aldeen yeah I think he's um I think he's

ooh he wears a cowboy hat too and boots mm-hmm and does a lot of tiptoeing okay well he's then he's not six foot he Jason Aldine is six foot two what mm-hmm wow you don't think he is no way interesting wow I would not have thought that why because he's He just doesn't seem... I mean, he's not taller than Luke based on that list. I feel like, yeah, he's come in here. I think he's shorter than that.

You do. I wonder if he filled it out. Kind of like you did. He sent this to me last night in email. Hey, man, do this bit. Jimmy Allen. Yeah, six foot. Yeah.

Yeah. Yes. Jimmy Allen, by the way, when he was walking into the rehearsal space on Dancing with the Stars, they would always take pictures of people, but they had shields on to not revoke.

their identity for the first week or so. And people kept saying, this is a pro football player. We can't figure out who it is. Because he's so buff. But Jimmy Allen is 5'10. Oh. Mm-hmm. What about Dave Haywood of Lady A, the smaller one of the two?

He's not six foot. Ooh, you know what? He could be. It's just that Charles is so tall that Dave may look smaller than he is. Is that, is it an illusion? Dave Haywood, the smaller of the two. I think he's six foot. He's six, too.

Woo! That's crazy. He's a couple inches tall. than I am. Yeah. But because Charles Kelly's 6'7, it's just a weird deal. Yeah.

I'll give you one more. Taylor Swift. She's 5.10. 5.11. Okay. Well, 511, that's tall. Really tall. Yeah.

Jay going? Six-two. George straight? He's under. Yeah. It's fine. Little, little guy. Love you, George. All right, what's the story?

So my friend recently went out with a guy that she met on a dating app. And she really likes him. But it came up in conversation on the first date that he has a gaming chair and a headset and that he was super excited because in a recent weekend he got to game for eight hours or play, I don't know, whatever he was playing for eight hours. And she just doesn't know if this is like a red flag or if she should be okay with this. She's never dated a gamer and she's feeling weird about it. First of all, it is not a red flag in any way whatsoever.

If you have a game, you should probably have a headset and you should hopefully have a chair. To be comfortable. I have all of that. I don't usually go eight hours. But if I had a free weekend and I can play a couple here, a couple there, it's not a big deal at all. As long as you're not, you know, neglecting other important things, it's just a hobby. Yeah, she likes everything else about him, but she's just very turned off by the gaming. Don't be.

And that's unfair. Okay. That's completely unfair. That's why she came to me. She wanted to know. And I'm going to tell her right now. Yeah. It's really unfair.

He sounds cool to me. I like him. I'd game with him. Me too. I don't want to hang out with it, dude. I mean, what if he's out fishing for eight hours on a Saturday? Yeah. That's no different.

Is he worried that she's... No, she would probably think that's hot. What if he has a fishing chair that he likes to sit on? It's true. And a headset he wears while he's... Exactly. Don't want it. It is not a red flag.

I've been playing Madden a bit. The new Madden came out, so I'll play. And I'll tell Caitlin, I say, hey, I'm going to go play Madden with my friend in Arkansas. And she's like, okay, go away, I play about an hour, I come back. Next night, I'm going to go play Madden, my friend in Arkansas. She's like, okay, she goes, hey, who's this friend in Arkansas? It's my friend Quinn, who's like 53. She's like, that's your friend.

You met him online? No. That's so, too. I was like, oh. No, no, no. I met him. Oh, he was a quarterback for Arkansas a long time ago. Oh.

That was the Razorback Daily podcast. Quinn Grover. Yeah, I've heard of it. But to be absolutely fair, The NBA 2K, little league we used to play in, Eddie, and I just got on Twitter one night and was like, hey, anybody out there want to play with us and get on our team? And a kid goes, I do. And so we played with him for a year and a half. We met him at the show the other night.

Now we say kid, he's in college. Oh, guys, I saw you post a picture of him. He was a bobby fest. First time we ever met him, named Andrew. He's our guy. He came in. I hugged his neck. I was like, dang, dude, I talked to you for hours.

I never met you before. Did you know what he looked like or was it the first time he saw? I follow him on Instagram. That is so weird. I mean, that's cool. Yeah. So there's cool things that happen when you game. Okay, I'll tell her.

Yeah, and I'll find out this guy's info. You know her. You may want to game with him. I don't know. I only play Madden. I don't know what he plays. I don't play the shooting games. Okay.

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That's get sunday.com. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. An 11-year-old girl in Florida helped save a puppy's life after a house caught fire over Labor Day weekend McKenzie Jenkins was sitting on a swing Saturday evening

She heard barks and she spotted smoke coming from a neighbor's home She quickly called 911 She told dispatchers what she saw Firefighters got there They knew to search for the dog Because the 11 year old girl was like I swear to you I hear a bark in there There's a bark in there

Because there were no people But they found the dog Which they said they wouldn't have even known was in there Had she not given them very accurate imprompt That's cool. Lunchbox likes to call 911. Do you get jealous of people? Yeah, I do.

When they call 911 and they get a story about them, it's just like, guys, I call 911 for so many things. And the news never even shows up. But you get to tell your story on the radio. I understand that, but that's still not the same as news coverage. Okay. Because I tell it on the radio and you guys are like, you're an idiot.

You shouldn't call 911. But that's also not true. You've done it before legitimately. Of the 13 times you've done it, I think two of them we've been like, nice job, buddy. You're right. Yeah.

There you go. All right, that's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. We are here. If you like to call, reach out, talk. Our phone number is 87777-77-B-O-B-B-Y. Bobby's B. Stories.

Let's start with some sad news. Cole Swindell's mom. Carol has died. He shared the news on social media without offering any details. I mean, I saw it on his Instagram story. I had talked to him the night before, and I didn't know she was sick.

I don't know what happened. So it was just him flying in the clouds, and he said he's going to miss her so much. He said, took this on the flight home to Georgia this afternoon, lost my sweet mom today. I know she's up there. Gonna miss her so much. Love y'all.

So sad news about Cole Swindell's mom. Gosh, that's awful, yeah. Jeff Bezos, who is the Amazon guy, might be buying the Denver Broncos. And by the way, he could buy every NFL team and still have almost $90 billion left. Wow! He could just buy the league and play like Rockem Sockham robots.

That wouldn't be fun for us, though. You don't all the teams. That's crazy. Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is rumored to be highly interested in purchasing the Denver Broncos, the world's richest man, would hardly even flinch at the price of $4 billion. I mean, that's what the teams valued at,

$4 billion, which is about 2% of his net, worth or it would be like if an average American family spent $2,500. Oh, wow. I would do that. For the Broncos, we get $2500 right now? I'll buy it today. Who would you start a quarterback, though? That's the question of Denver right now.

Do you have saying that if you're the owner? Yeah. What do you mean? Oh, I thought like you let the coaches decide. Depends on who the owner is. If you're Jerry Jones, not so much. Some owners are pretty hands off. Some are extremely hands-on.

Okay. Yeah. A study finds that riding a Peloton is not. harmful to your private parts. Well, yours, though, kind of. Mine wasn't a Peloton. Mine was a mountain bike. Oh, well, okay. Neither stationary bicycle, and I was hitting

like rocks and stuff. Oh, yeah. Neither stationary bicycle or distance of ride showed any notable negative effects to a person's private parts. I mean, there's numbness and saddle sores, but those he'll find without any adverse effects. This is good for Peloton because this has been all bad news for Pelotin.

That's true. First of all, you got to you got to put codes on crap so dogs don't get killed. You got to, you know, there's just kids, their stock prices went down because gyms are opening back up. So, you know, your nads are okay. There is that.

And you watch their stock price goes back up. All right, that's your news. Thank you guys. Those were Bobby's Big. Stories. Let's go over and talk to Jeremy in Ohio. He's calling because earlier, Amy was talking about a friend of hers. She's thinking about dating this guy,

but you mentioned he plays video games. And then once he played for eight hours. And I was like, that's not a red flag. But Jimmy is on. Jimmy, go ahead. What's up, buddy? Morning, Bobby. Morning.

Morning. Morning. Yeah, I have a full-time job and wife and kids and Friday and Saturday night. So I play eight, 10, 12 hours on Friday or Saturday night. Like, they added up to that over the days. That's just one day total. Okay.

My comparison, it's not fair for you to judge. It isn't. Because if someone wanted to go fishing and they were gone for eight hours, or if they wanted to drive. five an hour, play golf. That's a six, seven hour day. There's no difference. As long as you're not neglecting something, there is no difference in what that eight hours is doing. If your kid's not eaten or you don't have any groceries in the fridge, that's a problem. I agree. You're being judgmental. I am a little bit. I'm like, whoa, Friday night. So on Friday night,

he does eight hours, then on Saturday again he gets in another eight hours. Where does he get the- Are you talking to Jimmy? Ask him. Yeah, Jimmy. I don't know. You're asking me. I don't know. Jimmy's right here. Jimmy, where do you get the eight hours on a Friday night? You know, I work throughout the week and spend time with the wife and kids, and we just, I don't know, we haven't just a mutual understanding. And the kids and wife will come and spend time of me while I game or if I take a few minutes break, I go hang out with them. And I just, that's what I do with friends from work. I've met some people from across the United States, you know. I'm from Ohio.

I've actually went out to Oklahoma and I've been some friends that I found online after a couple years of meeting them. Okay. I would laugh at that, but I just happened to me like two weeks ago. with our friend Andrew that we played with basketball lives in Kansas. Hey Jimmy, I'm on your side. I think it's, you know, it's like judging people for being on a dating app. Now you don't do that because it's so common. But two years, three, five years ago, like, I can't believe you met someone online.

That's now judging people for playing video games. Because video games aren't, it's not Donkey Kong, you know. So, Jimmy, thank you for calling. Sometimes you just got to tell Amy. Yeah, no, thank you, Jimmy. I'm not judging you. Yes, you are. No, I'm not. You literally just did on the air.

I know, I'm asking him. No, you did. I'm curious where he got. No, I don't want. We heard you mid-judge. Well, then I'm very sorry. I don't want to come across as judging. I just was confused where he got the time and then, you know, if this has ever caused issues in his marriage. Jimmy, thank you, buddy. Yeah, go fishing. Yeah, I don't know what you said, but I agree.

I'm going to go fishing now. Yeah, thanks, bud. Yeah. Lily in Florida. Lily is on the air. Thank you for calling. What's going on? Hey, Bobby. This is Lily calling from Parris.

Florida, I called and talked to you like in April and said, hey, did Remando ever get them $50,000 he was supposed to get for Trump winning? And you said, I don't know, I better ask him. And Remando said, I'm guaranteed to get the money on July 2. And I'll let everybody know when I get the money on July 2. So did it happen? Did he get the money? Ray, did you get paid for that bet? No, I didn't. I have not received you yet. You're never getting it. I mean, you can say that, but I really do strongly think I will.

You're never getting that money. You bet on some offshore website. You hit and now they don't want to pay you. Nah, it's going to get paid out. It has to. No, it doesn't. Yeah. No, it doesn't.

He's a July 2nd, guarantee. You've made the bet over four years ago. You should have been paid the day that Trump won. Right. Okay. Then you should have been paid the day that Trump was inaugurated in. Mm-hmm. You didn't.

Correct. Then you said, oh, he's got a service full term. which was not one of the stipulations in the bet. It was just what he went. And then he served all four years. You should have been paid. You didn't. It's been almost a year.

I agree with you. But some people will tell you, they win poker online. It takes forever to get paid out. Five years? No. And what people? I'd like to interview one of them.

Lily, he's never getting it. You know, it kind of reminds me of. I watch Dr. Phil all the time and all these old women who think they're going to find a love of their life and they're sending hundreds of thousands of dollars to these notes to these scammers in different countries. So I think that's probably what happened to him. Ray, you got got.

I mean, you can say that. We are saying that. We can. We are. He's holding on to some hope. But I'm telling him, it's been five years. Yeah. It's been five years.

He's not getting paid. It's over. Hey, thank you, Lily, for bringing that to our attention. Well, you know, I talk to my daughters all the time and wonder if they've heard anything. So I'm glad you got that all cleared up for me. Thank you very much. Have a great day. You too, Bobby.

Bye-bye. All right, bye-bye. Let's play voicemail number three. Morning, Bobby. Morning studio. I just want to know if you could sing the Tuesday song, please. My son and I love it. You love listening to you on the way to school and the way to work.

Hope you have a great day. We don't normally do the Tuesday song on the radio show. We normally do the Tuesday song on the post show. Yeah. But we can probably do the Tuesday song on. on the radio show. This is a song that, I mean, I probably wrote six or seven years ago

that was so dumb. We never record. I mean, it was so dumb. It's about Tuesday. Because everybody thinks Tuesday sucks. So I wanted to write a positive song about Tuesday. Thought it was so terrible.

Then we started singing it and then it kind of has a cult following. We're doing it now? Yeah, why not? Yeah. Okay. We never do it live on the show. You guys know when to come in?

Yeah, come on. All right, here we go. The best day of the week, you all know it's my time. So I made a song about Tuesday so happens. rhymes, the lowest number of crimes, it's super bingo at nine. I don't know how you do your Tuesday, this is how I do mine.

The sun comes up, there's a smile on my mouth. Why? Because I love Tuesday is the first thing I shout. Free Zumba this morning and every Tuesday at five. I got my spandex on. It's time to head to the Y. Tuesday. H-O-A. Tuesday.

Housewife's going to boost. I'm just talking about Tuesday. It's Tuesday. It's my recycling on the curb as I drive off. Yep, my recycling's on the curb. I mean, Fridays are fine because they're casual and all. But I'm always more productive on my Tuesday conference call my after work plans. I got my spray tan.

I'm drinking lemon water out of me some cayenne. Pebbles and bam-ban. I'm watching C-SPAN. And then it's two-for-one at Sonic with a connie-in-y-chand-y-chand-a-tuesday. I say, Tuesday, H-O-A-D-D-U-Sday. Housewife's going to doomsday. I'm just talking about Tuesday. Okay, we're up, we're up, we're up.

You guys weren't really giving me the support I need it. You're coming in wrong places. Oh, come on. I'm telling you. That's what he does. What? Blames it on us. Oh, well, Eddie, you did mess up.

That's true, I did. All right, there you go. That wasn't the full one, but we rarely do it live, and there's the reason. Right there. You have a woman who says she hasn't slept in 40 years, which would sound impossible. And I struggle with sleep a lot of times. I woke up this morning at like two. Just couldn't go back to sleep.

So, like, I get it, kind of, for a couple hours, but not 40 years. She claims her sleeping issue started when she was just five years old. She's 45 now. And her claim is she hasn't slept since she was five years old. She's gone to doctors. They're baffled by the fact that her nervous system appears normal even though she's gone sleepless. No one has ever seen her sleep. Her family backs it up.

They did a sleep study on her, but she did not sleep. They found that after 16 hours, her monitor, even though she was awake, showed it light to moderate sleep. But she was talking to her husband. That led experts to conclude that she was able to sleep while awake. Wow. How amazing, how productive could you be if you could sleep while being awake? Oh, man, that's a fantasy. What?

That's the kind of stuff that I fantasize. If I could sleep while being awake, if I could still get stuff done. Your fantasy is in my nightmare. Oh, my goodness. I wonder if she remembers what she did when she was sleeping. I believe so. I don't think it's like complete sleepwalking. Yeah, because she's not...

They do compare similarly to what's happened in the brain to sleep walking, but it's not the same thing. She hasn't slept in 40 years, which is wild. Does she look tired? You know, I didn't see her eyes.

I wonder if she has like bags under her eyes. No, she has any bags. Jessica in Baton Rouge is on the phone right now. We're talking about dating red flags. You know, is playing video games, a big dating red flag. Jessica, you're on. Good morning.

Good morning. So, with everything with the whole red flags in gaming. I do not think that it's a red flag. Like he had said, as long as your responsibilities are taking care of, my boyfriend, we've been together for over two years, and he's a gamer. He also has a really high-stress job, so he's an arborist, so he deals with, like, cutting down trees and stuff. But he uses gaming as a way to de-stress. So there are times where he'll go six to eight hours, and he'll play video games. But he doesn't neglect any of his responsibilities. He doesn't even like exclude me while he's playing video games. He has like, you know, an ear open so that if we

were to talk, you know, things like that. So I don't think it's a red flag as long as he can take care of his responsibility. I agree with that. I do stress by playing mad now. Totally. I don't know about de-stress. I just don't think about the things I think about all day. That would be de-stress. I guess. I don't really chase de-stress. Caitlin tells me that I live in a life of constant stress so I don't even know when I'm stressed. Yeah. But it's the only time where I just completely am zoned in on something other than just going schedule, work, pressure, schedule. Where I'm just like, all right, third and three, I don't hit that crossing route. All right, thank you for the call.

Late last night, we got this voicemail from Lydia. I have a 19-month-old, and I'm currently nine months pregnant, and the husband's in the Navy and away most of the time. And so at the end of the day, I usually have a sink full of dirty dishes that I have to do, and I am just super tired. But I turn on your podcast and listen and before I know it and my dishes are done and I've actually enjoyed standing there and listening to y'all while doing them. So I just wanted to call and say thanks for being super entertaining and like a room full of friends. Love you guys. Thank you very much. And tell your husband we said thank you for serving.

We do have a full podcast that goes up of all five hours we're on the air. We also do a secondary podcast most mornings, the post show. yesterday on the post show I was talking about that spot on my body that's in between your privates the bone and I was like it's sore for mountain biking and we couldn't figure out the name of it we have Sadie on in Pittsburgh because she is a nurse

now Sadie remember we're live here on the radio we don't want to say anything that... Get that button ready yeah so but what would you like to say Sadie? Well first of all good morning Bobby and good morning studio morning and so it is a kind of a trick word, but it's pronounced

perineum. Well, what did I say? So a perennium is kind of what you said, and I'm sure that's a flower. Oh, do you. Oh, I don't know the name of it. Here's the thing. By the way, much respect, Xavier, before I say what I'm about to say. I like that she called and said, this is what it is, but for the most part,

never make, and she's not making fun of me, but never make fun of somebody who pronounces something weird because they only read about it, right? They just didn't hear it. So a lot of times when someone say something wrong, it's because they just haven't heard it said. Like, they've actually read about it, but until you hear it, like, we, I needed Sadie to help me here to save paranidium. Yeah, you got it. What is it, paranium?

It's a parameemium, but, like, most of the part of nursing is education because you have to educate everybody. So I was just giving you a little bit of education, and that's, whenever you go into your doctor, if you want to get help with the situation, I just wouldn't call it a peronium. I'm good. I'm not injured. It's just sore. I was calling it my vagina bone, which apparently is not right. either. But my point is we do a whole second show on the podcast. Go search for the Bobby Bone show. Thank you, Sadie, and man, you got a heck of a job you're doing there, nursing. That's

crazy right now. That's crazy. All right. Thank you. Bye, thank you. Bye. Thank you. All right, you're welcome. Top three songs in country music this week. At number three, it's Luke Brian Waves. At number two, Lainey Wilson, things a man ought to know. Yeah, I know. And number one is Thomas Wreck Country again. And it feels good to be country again. And the number one pop song, The Kid Leroy and Justin Bieber stay.

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That's get sunday.com. Our phone screener, Abby, is in the studio. Abby, how are you today? We're pretty good. Abby, how are you today? Your mic wasn't on. It's on. Okay, I'm good.

Now it is. Thanks. Yeah, you're welcome. You had sent me a note, and you were like, hey, can you help me out with this dating situation? What's happening in your world where you're getting pre-rejected? Okay, so, like, you know how when you go on a first day, it's just drinks or, you know, coffee or something like that. And so like I talk we've been talking for two or three hours.

And I'm like, okay, this is good. Like I see a connection. So this could go something. So you go on a first date. Yeah. Okay. Got it. And so like at the end, we're like, oh, I'd like to see you again, you know, and we kind of make plans. And he's like, I'd like to take you to dinner. And so this happened last. This has happened on several occasions. Actually, that's why I'm like, what is happening? So this last one, we had planned on Monday to go on a Thursday. Okay. And I was really excited. and he was like, I'll pick you up. And I was like, okay, this is, yay, this is good. This is official.

And so Wednesday night, okay, he texts me and he's like, hey, so I don't think it's a good idea to go out with you. I actually met someone before I met you. And she wasn't responding to me for like three weeks, so I figured she wasn't interested. But it turns out there was just a miscommunication or a phone issue, and she actually is. So I want to try it with her instead. So, sorry. Okay, that's one instance.

Yes. But that's happened again. It has happened again. The same thing, yeah. It's always, like, I'm always just like the alternate, you know? Like, they pick the one that they met first and then come up with a reason why they would rather see them instead of me. Weird that they're telling her that, huh? Well, they're just being honest.

Yeah, like, why say all that stuff? Well, I commit, it's tough. Listen, you haven't met the right person yet. That's what it comes down to. Do you really want to be with somebody that would do that to you anyway? No. I mean. But I get so excited.

I know. I'm like, oh, okay. Are you on apps? Is that how you're meeting guys? Yes. Which one? Bumble. And that's the one where you get to reach out first if you match, right?

Yes. And so you send a guy a message, you're like, hey, I'm Abby. I just don't think I'm good at that. You don't think you're good at that. Nope, I'm just say the same thing. I'm like, oh, hey, how are you? That's really what it is. That's really good.

Oh, hey, how are you? I need another line. You got an idea. What's a first date like, though? You go and you have coffee. You sat for two hours with this guy? Yeah, it was like two or three hours. I feel like he knows everything about me.

I'm like, okay, now he's just like, now he's with, he's done. Do you do that a lot, though, where you just dump everything out immediately? That's the problem. He's asking me. No, no, no. But do you do that a lot where you walk and you're like, all right, here's my bucket of stuff? Bosh, all out on the table. Oh, maybe.

Yeah, that could be it. I just answer the questions he asks. You know, just like, where are you from? You all the basic questions. And then where do you start with that? Like, do you answer well? I'm from Wichita, Kansas. I was born in 19.

What do you think? Let's do some self-evaluation here. What do you think the problem is? Why do you think you keep getting rejected right before a second date? It's probably because I'm like too eager and they know. I guess you have to play games is what I hear. They're like, you have to play hard to get. And I'm like, I'm not good at that.

I just want to, you know, just if I want to talk to you, I'll talk to you. I don't want to be like, oh, I'm going to wait five hours to respond. So he thinks I'm not interested. On the surface, it is easy to go, well, games are stupid. And I would even call it a game. But if someone is over-eager, you're like, why are they over? What's the deal here?

Are they crazy? Are they coming? You do wonder a lot. So it's not a game. You don't have to wait five hours, but I would encourage you to keep some stuff closer to the vest. You know, keep them on their toes. Do you like them? They don't know.

make them, you know, it is a bit of cat and mouse early in dating. But that's what dating is. Dating's a whole game until you figure out you don't, you want to play that game forever with somebody. So I would encourage you to just not go, okay, we're not going to have a three hour first date. Way too long. I mean, you're talking about, especially if it's like coffee or drinks, it's 45 minutes.

Oh. It's an hour. That's it. Because you got somewhere you got to be and you tell them that beforehand. Like, hey, I have an hour I can give you. And then I got to go because, and then you don't tell them where you're going. And they're like, wait, what? Does you have another day?

It's none of his business. But don't consider it a game. That's just what dating is until you figure out that's the person. Because it doesn't matter if it's dating or if it's a work situation. If someone's over-eager and they're just like, oh, I'm like, okay, what's going on here? I don't feel comfortable because something's not right. So let me encourage you to do that. I like how I just admitted that.

Just a quarter pump on the brakes. You're a lovely person. You're fun to be around. you have a great attitude you're funny pump the brakes a little bit okay stepping on the brakes like Bobby you're saying like if the guy texts her

does she wait like an hour then text back oh that's good you don't have to do that crap but don't be texting them all the time hey what are you doing how's it gone? Yeah I don't text them at all I don't do that text them occasionally if you want to but just don't go overboard maybe that's that maybe that's the problem

on this last one I didn't I was like I'm not going to message him at all And then he never messaged me. So that wasn't the guy. Oh, yeah, obviously. Dating is one, it's this, this, constantly until it's not anymore. Okay? I'll take a break for a while.

No, no, no, no breaks. That's the wrong? No, you got to work at this. Yeah, this is going to take practice for you because it's not coming naturally to you. So you're going to have to just maybe try it out a few times, see how it feels. Take the power back. Okay. How is your profile?

Pretty good. You like it? Yeah, I think so. What are you saying in your profile about you? So I just say what all I like to do. I like to hike, run, sing, you know, go to concerts, travel, be active. So just like honest about me. And then I say I'm obsessed with Chipotle.

And I like Happy Gilmore. Like those are the prompts, you know, so. Happy Gilmore is strong because it's odd. Yeah. It's quirky. And guys like it. And they'd be like, I mean, that's an easy thing for them to talk about. Do you ever go for a hike on a first date?

I have. actually yeah yeah yeah but not a three hour one no no more three hours okay this is this is the homework i'm going to give you okay oh you just got to pump the brakes 25 percent said go on more dates don't do anything over an hour even if it feels perfect hey listen i've got to go do you know the guy's gonna make she's got to go why why she got to go i thought i was then he's going to be on him. Oh, okay. Like, what did he's gonna be like, what did I do it?

Do that, work on that a little bit, and we'll catch up soon, okay? Sounds good. Hey, got it. Hey, you are a prize. Don't think that you're not a prize. Oh, thank you. Okay? Yeah.

That's so nice. Well, you are. That's all. Okay. Guys, go hit her up. Oh, geez. Well, there they come. You hear her?

Yep. Are you just Abby on Bumble? I don't, there's not really an ad thing. That's how removed Amy. Amy's like, what's your screen name on Bumbles? What's your handle? Okay, Abby, thank you. Thank you.

All right. You guys can hit us up too if you want 877-77 Bobby. Lobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Slidell, Louisiana. A 47-year-old man's walking through a parking lot of Tesla's backing up and boom, it hits him. He falls on the ground, calls 911.

I got neck injuries. I got a back injury. They send paramedics. And then the only problem is, Tesla's record everything and it shows him walking and just jumping on the ground, never hits him. Didn't hit him. Doesn't hit him. Who knew that Tesla's recorded everything?

That is unbelievable. Dude, I mean, the video is hilarious. I was in a SUV the other day. We went and rode mountain bikes. Caitlin and I did. And this is how cool cars are with technology now. And I'm not sure what kind of SUV it was. But the bike is on the back of the car.

But the car for a second thought the bike was a. person and it just boom stopped. And then it realized it wasn't. But it had some kind of sensor on this SUV that we were in that recognized that bike shouldn't be there and it goes boop, it just stops. Nice. Oh. And then it had another sensor

to say, oh, that's just a bike we're okay? No, it just stopped. And so then you, as a human, get to make the decision if you want to keep running over that thing. Oh, that's nice of the car. But I thought, yeah, the Tesla records everything. The video, the guy, I saw it too. It's like in soccer when they flop. Oh, that's what I

Faker. Yeah, he like flopped it. All right, is that him? Yeah, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. There's a rapper name Dancer, which I wonder is like dancer, but he now has gold chains for hair. He had the gold chains surgically implanted into his head. Wow.

That's pretty cool. I would never do that. So like dreadlocks, but they're gold chains? Yeah. And they're permanent. That's cool. And I wouldn't do it, nor would I be friends with anyone that would do it. But it's cool to see.

Like, everybody's doing experimental stuff. You're getting tattoos, places. eyeballs are getting squished out, you got to put ears on your nose. I mean, these rappers are doing crazy stuff, but I have not seen anyone put gold. Wow. You got diamonds and teeth. All this stuff's crazy. Who's the guy with a diamond in the forehead? Lilzy bird. Yeah. Crazy. It was crazy. I love this guy. I don't even know what kind of the 23-year-old Mexican rapper claims to be the first rapper in human history to rock an assortment of gold chains as hair. Quote, the truth is, I wanted to do something different,

because I see that everyone dyes their hair. I hope not everyone copies me now. I don't think so. That's quite the commitment. Not in like big numbers. I mean, you can do hair jewelry. You just braid it in. You don't have to get it surgically implanted.

You can just have it put in. Yeah, my daughter put it in actually for your wedding. She put in hair jewelry into her braids, and it looks so cute. I had Mike D. Listen to his music to see if we could play any of it. Most in a lot in Spanish, too. Let's go. We can't because it's all about, it's cursing and lots of sex and drugs.

Oh. But in Spanish? I wonder if you can hear it chink cling cling Like when he's recording. Like a wind time? You know if he gets gusty near him? You guys have a great day. We will see you on tomorrow's show.

Kirk Herb Street is on tomorrow from ESPN College Game Day Which he's such a likable guy But also He's had taste and smell gone for almost a year Like since last December And so we'll talk about that too. That's what I'm really interested in.

That's what I'm talking about. I would just talk about it. I would just talk to him about college football, but this is not the show for that. No. But no taste, no smell for almost a year. It's crazy. All right, we'll see you guys tomorrow. The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby Bones. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill.

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