The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Makes A Monday Morning Confession + Tenille Townes Stops By
Episode Date: February 11, 2019Lunchbox makes a Monday Morning Confession about BabyBox. Also, Bobby’s Class of 2019 artist Tenille Townes stops by and Bobby shares some big news with her. Learn more about your ad-choices at htt...ps://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Bobby Bones, post-show pre-show.
It's up late last night watching the Grammys.
So, we talk, I think Ray mentions at our last.
We talk about it at length a little later in the show.
But I said it until 10th.
Well, those shows are never on time either.
So they say three and a half hours,
and it turns out to be like three hours and 50 minutes.
But I did like that Alicia Keys just like knocked the last two awards out.
Yeah.
She was like, all right, time for the...
Here we go.
And best new artist.
Okay, and here's best album, man.
Good night.
It was like 1030 and it was still going.
I'm like, what's happening?
Those live shows, man, always run late.
So I thought it was good, though.
I'd like the country music reps in it pretty strongly last night.
Yeah.
Yeah, with the...
Casey and Dan and Shea performing.
Marin.
Yeah, Maron.
Yeah, it was good.
They got, like, prime spots inside of that.
There was one part of it last night where...
Did you get see Diana Ross's tribute?
Yes.
Okay.
So she goes out into the crowd, and people are singing in the microphone.
Did anyone notice her go up to Abby Smyers?
It was a friend of ours, also Dan's wife.
Abby didn't know the song.
No, I didn't notice.
Oh, that's embarrassing.
No, no, you couldn't tell it was embarrassing.
Everybody else was leaning in singing with her, right?
Okay, good.
But Abby was smart enough to just pay no, like not lean in, nothing.
Yeah.
Not move her mouth and even act like she knew it.
So Diana Ross just kind of looked at her and sang in her face and moved to the next person.
Didn't that happen to Faith too one time?
Like somebody came up and Faith was supposed to sing the song and she didn't know the lyrics to.
And it was all over the news and dumb stuff like that.
So she.
Was Faith supposed to know the lyrics?
Yeah, it was just one, like same thing.
Like you sing the line and she didn't know the line.
So it happens to the best of them, I guess.
Well, Abby probably wasn't expected to.
Right.
She's not an artist.
Dan's wife.
She was right on the edge up there where Dan and Shea were.
Love it.
And by the way, Eddie now I'll do a full Grammy podcast today
that you can hear over on the Bobbycast if you want to hear that.
How late did you do you stay?
I don't know when I cut off at all,
but definitely not towards the end.
I was asleep.
And then I watched, no, I watched.
I watched one thing this morning,
Casey's solo performance,
which was really, really good.
Like, I went and sought that one out.
Yeah.
And it's, you know, it's almost like Saturday Night Live too.
You don't really watch it live.
You kind of go and watch it all about the cool stuff that people say and you go back and check it out online.
So, yeah, that was, it was a late night for me.
Yeah, nope.
I turned that TV off.
My husband really wasn't into it either, so.
Like lunchbox, it's funny to watch Lunchbox Live tweet because he's always like two hours behind.
All right, let's live tweets.
So the West Coast people love Lunchbox's live tweets.
No, West Coast gets it at the same time we do.
No.
It depends.
It depends.
Some live shows go both, some don't
Would the Grammys go live? Because that would be like 5 o'clock.
I don't know. I don't know if West Coast Grammy. Maybe.
Because someone treating me goes, this is why I'm glad I live on the West Coast for the Grammys.
I have a really dumb confession when the Super Bowl was happening.
Our friend Mary lives in L.A.
And I was like, so they were having Super Bowl potter at her parents' house.
And I was like, so you all watch it at the same time, we do.
Like I didn't know if it was on delay.
Because everything in L.A. comes on at a weird time to me.
And, yeah.
Well, generally sporting events.
because sports is always live no matter what.
So anybody else was curious about that.
American Idol was one of the first shows last season to go all live all through.
Like a network show that wasn't an award show, wasn't a sporting event, because I was on that show, and they went live even West Coast at 5 p.m.
Are they doing that again this year?
I don't know.
I'm looking forward to the studio shows.
I leave on Wednesday and fly back out on tape Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday for American Idol, four days.
and then I'm done, everybody's done until the live shows
because we've taped so much
and they start running those city shows
where they go to the auditions
and got all those recorded.
Then we do Hollywood Week, that's when I joined the show.
Then we do Hawaii.
So all that's already done.
So there's like four or five weeks already done.
Well, that's cool.
So there's nothing to do.
When does that start?
March 6th.
And I didn't get on the show till late.
And so I'm in none of the promo stuff,
which is a little...
Oh, that's right.
I had to shoot my own promo stuff alone.
So they're not going to use it until I'm about to go on the show.
Yeah, that sucks.
And even on the billboards, I drive through Nashville and, like, everybody's on above me.
And I'm like, oh, man, I didn't get there.
Too hometown, man.
I know.
I know.
It'd be all right.
If the show goes another season and gets picked up again and I get renewed, I'll probably be a part of that next year.
Is there pressure for you on that?
Like, because they're constantly going to be looking at you this year.
Like, is you going to be good enough to keep for another year, right?
Oh, there's always pressure.
But you don't think about that stuff.
No.
Because you can't function that way.
You think about pressure.
You perform to the pressure.
It's like people doing shows like this.
Every day it's pressure-filled.
You have to beat the other shows.
You have to have high ratings every day.
Every quarter hour, it's supposed to have high ratings.
But if you think about that and you focus on that,
it can actually make you react in a negative way.
So I do what I can do the best I can do,
try to put you guys in the best spot,
and then we just kind of see where the chips fall.
It's a good life lesson.
Because I think my whole life I've worried about pressure.
Like if something's like, ooh, high pressure.
Like, oh, start worrying about it.
Figure it out.
I tried.
You're good at controlling that.
Sometimes, most time.
The dancing show I didn't.
That sucked.
You always talked about it.
As soon as you heard the click, it was like,
yeah, there's a tick, tick, tick, tick, and then it goes.
I'm not good.
Sucked.
You didn't suck, you want it.
Yeah, I mean, I feel like, it's talking about it.
It sucked because I was like, oh.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't do the dance with the Star's Live show last night, which it was in town.
I didn't even go to it.
They didn't expect I was going to be here.
Then I was here.
Then I didn't get invited to go.
I don't think.
So I was like, you know, I'm not going to hop out there because they have somebody else hosting now.
And I don't want to be like, make him feel weird.
Because grocery store Joe is doing it right now.
Oh, okay.
And I don't want to make him feel weird.
So, yeah, that's a deal.
You have a good weekend?
I did.
Yeah, it was pretty good.
I'm ready for it not to be cold.
Yeah.
I'm ready to, I can handle the cold.
I just don't enjoy the rain.
Yeah.
We got a drop kind of early.
We got some stuff to do.
Just want to come on.
Say what up.
Eddie and I'll do a podcast on the Bobbycast about the Grammys today.
There's one with Emma and,
and Sasha from two pros from Dancing with the Stars that were in town.
Amy's recording one with her husband Thursday,
that one goes up with her husband's on it for the first time, huh?
Yeah, it'll be live on Thursday.
And then by live, it'll be loaded.
Yeah, what are you supposed to say?
I'd say it'll be up on Thursday.
A new episode will be up.
Sorry.
And they guys have a sports show that they'll do today called the sore losers.
What do you guys talk about when there's no sports?
No, there's always sports.
There's always sports.
You got talking about the new football league?
Exactly.
Yeah.
What new football league?
Oh, no, Amy doesn't know about it.
She has no clue.
Your husband will tell you soon.
There's a new league up now.
Basically, Amy, football's not stopping.
Ever.
Can't stop, won't stop.
All right, we're going to go.
Thank you so much.
Here is Monday show.
If you're listening to this now, this is not part of the show that was on the air.
This is the post-show pre-show.
We do it when the show's over.
And that way we go.
Folks, it's your buddy and my Mr. Bobby Bones.
This is the Bobby Bones.
All right.
Welcome to the show.
Got another great week for you.
Teneal Town, so my favorite artist is coming in today.
I'm going to break some news today with her.
So that being said, let me say how to all my friends.
Good morning, studio.
Morning.
I mean, you're telling me, because I used to get pulled over all the time coming to work,
just because I was driving at really odd hours.
Yeah.
And there would be me driving at 3 o'clock in the morning.
And who's that?
There's nothing good doing at 3 o'clock in the morning.
You know?
Why are you doing at 3 o'clock in the morning?
You better be delivering a paper or going to your radio show.
It's about it.
So if a cop pulls you over, you have a new strategy over there.
Yeah.
Apparently, the longer you can talk to an officer, like, just keep them chatting with you,
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So, you know, follow all the rules that you should when you're getting
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10 and 2 be respectful
but then just chat chat chat chat chat
talk talk talk talk talk talk talk let's practice
you'll be the cop yeah I'm like
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I should probably already have rolled down huh
that's probably why I'm getting the ticket to begin with go ahead
yeah do you know how fast you were going
what are you watching on Netflix
oh actually I just started
oh they works like that yes yeah wow
are you watching that too
I am yeah I don't know talk about whatever you can
It was your last dinner before you go to execution chamber.
Oh, ooh.
Probably mac and cheese.
Yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
What about you?
Oh, thanks for asking, Mr. Officer.
Like 30 minutes later, I'm out of a ticket.
Yeah.
Do you have your license and registration?
I don't.
Sorry.
I don't know.
What's favorite color?
Blue.
Okay.
Well, so the longer you talk to a cop, the more they feel like they know you and they probably let their friends out.
That's exactly it.
That's good.
So chat away.
By the way, let me say this about our.
our friends, the police officers, whom I love and respect, by the way, so much so, that when
I get pulled over, I do roll my window down.
I do put my hands on the steering wheel, especially if it's at nighttime, all the time,
so they can see my hands, so there's no funny business going on, because they're risking
their life every time they pull somebody over.
You ever since those videos where a cop goes up to the car, and the idiot just starts
shooting at them?
Yeah.
Like, every time a cop pull somebody over, they're dealing with that may be happening
to them.
Right.
So I put my hands up.
If it's nighttime, I turn my light on as soon as they can see it outside of the car.
I mean, I'm one step away from getting out
with my hands by my back, land on the street.
I don't do that.
Don't do that.
I'm one step away from that.
Then you'll look guilty.
Just laying back on the ground, face down.
But yeah, then, you know, yes, sir, yes, ma'am.
And if you're nice to people, they tend to be nice back to you.
Just generally in life.
Yeah.
Sometimes maybe they just need somebody to talk to.
I didn't think about that.
What if they were pulling me over to get a mini radio show in the morning?
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Some of my favorite stories from our listeners is when they get pulled over
and they're listening to the bobbing.
Bobby Bone Show and the officer is like, I'm listening to the Bobby Bone Show too and they've gotten out of tickets.
That's pretty cool.
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
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Big Three stories.
Our producer, Ray Mundo, is in the glass room with a stack of news.
Ray Mundo, what you got?
Yeah, in weather news, lots of rain in the south today, snow and ice around the Great Lakes.
The north, they're going to see a ton of snow.
In school news, in Denver, the public schools are going to go on strike.
All schools will remain open.
The teachers are just going to be striking.
A lot of substitute teachers are filling in.
And finally, congrats to Casey Musgraves.
She took home best country album at the Grammys last night.
Hey, I hope your morning is going awesome.
Now, early in the morning, sometimes I commend
with facts about country music history because I love it.
The Bobby Bone Show on this day in country music.
I have a lot to live up to.
You know why?
Well, you're country music's youngest historian.
Thank you very much.
Now, today's a big day because this is my favorite country song ever of all time.
in the history of country music ever of all time.
This is the number one country song.
I've said it before.
Do you know what it is?
Friends in low places.
No, that's not my favorite.
That's the most famous.
Favorite country song.
Yeah, yeah.
Ooh, I don't know if I know this.
You do.
I've said it.
I've insta-storied it.
On this day, in 1975.
So the song was out before I was born.
This day, 1970s.
So it's something you listen to with your grandma?
No, maybe a little bit.
I don't think that's why.
It's a slow song.
It was,
This artist's first number one country hit.
It won a Grammy Award for Best Male Country Vocal Performance.
Before the song was come out, this artist was known as primarily a songwriter for other artists.
Okay.
With the success of this song, he then started to become his own artist.
Okay?
Go ahead.
It's Willie.
Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain.
Blue Eyes Crying.
Come on.
This song gives me chill bumps every time I hear it.
When we kissed goodbye and far
44 years ago, this song came out.
Willie Nelson recorded the song for his concept album, The Red Headed Stranger,
which is The Red Headed Stranger's thinking about to his lost love.
I think that's what this is.
It was written by Fred Rose and originally performed by Roy Aikha.
If you want to hear that version?
Yeah, here you go.
Blue eyes crying in the rain.
Different tone
Yeah
Like a bit of a mariochie
Yeah
Random fact here
This was the last song
Elvis Presley played before he died
In the early morning of August 16th
1977
He played it on his piano in Graceland
And later that day he died
Wow
Mm-hmm
So
Blue
My favorite country song
I'll never forget that bones
I'll remember that now
Do you know my favorite favorite
favorite song ever
Like
Like
Like
Not country
Not country
John Mayer
stop this train.
No, that's up there.
It's REM, everybody heard.
It's not.
When I tell you, we go, oh.
Oh, one of those ania songs.
Oh, I know what it is.
It's, uh, ain't no sunshine.
Yeah, ain't no sunshine.
So ain't no sunshine,
Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain and Stop This Train
and probably my favorite three songs.
I'll never forget those bones.
Thank you very much.
That's on this day in country music history.
In rain.
Oh, she can sing that song.
Man, if I can sing that song.
You can.
Cover your nose.
Blue eyes crying.
Yeah.
In the rain.
Got it.
Nailed it.
Yeah?
Perfect.
Blue.
Thank you.
There you.
That was.
On this day and country music.
Whitney in Kansas has a bone to pick with me.
Hi, Whitney.
Hi.
What's happening?
Not much.
Well.
I don't have a bone to pick with you.
Okay.
Your tone says so.
Go ahead, Whitney.
No, I'm just worried that with all the hype on lunchbox and surprise that there might be a little,
Not disappointment, but you know how you hype up the movies,
and you guys talked about that the other day,
and then they're just not quite as good as you're expected from the hype.
I know.
And like I said that, I don't like to hear about a hyped-up movie because it's never as good.
I'm going to tell you this.
Lunchbox is this is good.
Oh, it's going to be crazy.
Come on, Whitney.
I'm super excited for lunchbox.
I am.
I can't wait.
But you don't think it could possibly live up to the hype.
I don't know.
I'm not saying it couldn't.
I'm just saying I'm worried.
Well, don't you worry, child.
Yeah, it'll be fine.
It'll be fine.
Amy knows what it is.
Is it worth the hype?
It's hypeable for sure.
At some point, and this week we'll find out, you know.
Hey, I appreciate you listening to the show.
How long you've been listening?
Oh, I love you guys.
You guys are awesome.
About three years.
Oh, that's three solid years right there.
Thank you very much.
We appreciate that.
Well, I hope you have a good day at work, and thanks for being a part of the team here.
And when you finally hear it, I hope you call me back and go either A, what a letdown,
or B, which you're probably going to say, that was worth the hype.
All right, we'll do.
All right, Whitney, thank you.
By the way, at some point this week, we finally reveal what the big surprise is to lunchbox.
Not just lunchbox is surprise, but because he's the only one that gets to take part in said surprise.
Surprise.
But it's a surprise to him.
So that, yeah, that happens.
How do you feel about that?
You feel good about it?
I do.
Amanda, Missouri, you're on the show.
Hi.
Hey, Bobby.
How are you?
Really good.
Thanks for calling.
What do you want to say?
Well, I have my daughter here who is totally geeking out and what's the way have you.
Okay, throw on.
Okay, hold on.
Hi, Bobby.
What's happening?
What's your name?
My name's Melanie.
And Melanie, how old are you?
Like 19?
Nine.
Oh, nine years old.
Yeah, guys.
So what grade are you in Melanie?
I'm in third and I'm actually sitting in the parking lot outside of my school.
Oh, yeah.
Do you like school?
Yeah.
Yeah?
What do you learn at school right?
now like what are you studying?
We're doing weight right now math.
Weight like like 16 ounces equals a pound.
Yeah, come on.
Yeah.
That's right.
And you're doing math.
Do you know all your times tables at nine years old?
Not quite yet, but we're still learning them.
Seven times seven, Melanie?
49.
Come on.
Look at this.
It's amazing.
Wow.
What else you learn in Melanie?
where we just finished science about forces and stuff.
Forces, like an object in motion, stays in motion,
unless acts of them on by another force.
That's called what?
It's called inertia.
I don't expect a nine-year-old to get that.
I didn't even know that.
All right, hey, Melanie, I'm going to send you,
let's send her a B-team hat or something.
We did that?
Can I send you like a signed gift?
Is that cool, Melanie?
Oh, she's going in for the pick.
Go ahead.
Let's see if I have what you.
say? Go ahead. Do you have a Raising Idiots guitar pick? I play guitar. Wait, do we have
raising idiots? We can find some. We can probably find out. I'll tell you what. We'll send you a
grab bag of stuff because I don't know that we, if we don't, we'll make sure you get a lot of cool
stuff, okay? Okay, thank you. All right, have a good day at school. Shout out your school. What school is
a school is it? Uh, duelo, elementary. Yeah, come on. That's awesome. All right, Melanie,
have a good day. We'll send you this stuff. Stay on the phone. Don't hang up. Okay.
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The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
Morgan number two, 30 second skinny.
Casey Musgraves took home four Grammy wins last night,
including the big one of the evening album of the year for Golden Hour.
And also Best Country Duo Group performance went to Dan and Shea for tequila.
Dolly Parton was celebrated this weekend as the 2019 Music Cares Person of the Year.
Mary Morris, Little Big Town, Casey Musgraves, Miley Cyrus, and Katie Perry all sing together at the Grammys
with Dolly.
Here's them all doing 9 to 5.
From that exciting news for Tyler Hubbard of Florida Georgia Line,
he and his wife Haley are expecting their second child.
They revealed the news by kissing her belly at a red carpet event this weekend.
I'm Morgan number two.
That's your skinny.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
See, she hits a rut, flips her vehicle, and it crashes into an icy pond.
Only problem is she broke her arm so she can't get her two kids out of the back seat.
The six-year-old daughter crawls out.
and says, oh, mom, you can't help, goes back in and gets her two-year-old sister out of the car as it's going down in the pond.
Wow, the kid crawled back in the car and save the kid.
Yeah, the six-year-old, save the two-year-old.
Wow. That's crazy.
You've got to be freaking out as a mom watching your kid go back in, but then a bet you have to be going, please go back.
That's wild.
Everybody lived.
Everybody lived.
That's what it's all about, right.
Amy's golf clapping over there.
Yeah.
That's a good one.
Bobby Bones show.
Bonehead.
Story up the day.
This story comes to us from Brown's.
own Indiana.
28-year-old Blaze is in jail and he's like, you know what?
I got to get outside. I got to make a run for it.
So he climbs up in the ceiling. This is going to climb
out of the jail and he gets to the waiting
area and boom, falls right
through the ceiling.
That's funny, huh? I mean, imagine
everybody, though, not him. Because he's
freaking out, but imagine you work at the jail
and you hear, and you
look up and one of the prisoners falls through
and lands on the floor. They're pretty awesome.
You probably jump on them and start. They had to tase
him because he tried to make a run for the door.
Yeah, I was going to say you probably have to jump and hold him down.
And so he's charged with attempted escape.
And we're not going to acknowledge that his name is Blaze that she's going to go through.
We're not saying anything about that.
We're all good.
Oh, I'm Lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
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Folks, it's your buddy and mind.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Land across America.
This is the Bobby Bones.
Amy versus Lunchbox.
Ready for the questions.
Ready.
So I'll ask Amy three dude questions, lunchbox, three lady questions.
Let's go.
So, Amy, Huscavarner, Cub Cadet, and Troy Built are brands primarily known for what?
Huscavarner, Cub Cadet, and Troy Built are brands primarily known for what?
Probably it's some sort of like, I'm either seeing it as like a tool or drill or like on a big rig.
Like an engine, like a big old truck.
I need to answer?
Troy built.
Another brand?
Husk of her.
You're still talking?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I'm still talking.
I need an answer in three, two, one.
Big Griggs.
Big at Griggs.
Big at Griggs.
Big at Griggs.
Big at Griggs.
Yeah.
Go ahead?
Oh, just tools.
No, I'm sorry.
It's lawnmowers.
Sorry, you guys were wrong.
All right.
No point there.
Amy.
The transporter
crank
and The Meg
are all movies
with what action actor?
I'll read them again.
Transporter.
Crank.
The Meg
are all movies starring
what actor.
I saw the Meg on my airplane
offered up.
Is it good?
I mean, I saw it offered up.
I've never heard of these movies.
Go ahead.
Arnold Schwarzenegger?
No, I'm sorry.
Lunchbox.
The only name that comes
in my head is Jason Statham.
Jason Statham, is correct.
Correct.
What?
Can you do that?
And the Meg, I think it's a shark one that you came on.
I don't know what May or any of them are.
Yeah.
Okay.
You guys have established that.
Cool.
Those are all big movies, though.
Good guess.
Ready.
Amy.
Uh-huh.
Number three.
In the NBA, the Clippers.
Play in what city?
The Clippers.
Why am I thinking?
It can't be.
Why am I thinking L.A.?
Because I feel like L.A. has the Lakers.
So who's the Clippers?
Why am I thinking L.A.?
Could L.A. have two teams?
The Los Angeles Clippers.
I know it's Lakers. I need to shut up.
Clippers. The Cincinnati Clippers.
The Kentucky Clippers.
The Connecticut Clippers.
In the NBA, the Clippers playing in what city?
Amity to answer?
Correct.
What? Okay, good.
Oh, my gosh.
She's dancing all around.
I was like, I just have to go with what I only know.
They have two teams?
They do.
One day they'll move to Cincinnati.
Maddie.
Learn some new today.
No, Kentucky.
They'll be closer to us.
Okay, one-to-one.
Lunchbox, we're coming over to you, everybody.
Feel good about that one.
By the way, lunchbox is up eight to three on the season.
Amy, you could really use a victory here.
I know.
I'm aware.
Lunchbox.
Yep.
Taylor Lautner.
Yeah.
Turns 27 years old today.
Got it.
At birthday, Taylor Lautner.
What was his character's name of Twilight?
There's only two options.
What they are?
No, I'm not going to tell you.
Why not?
Because if I guess one and I get it wrong, she gets it.
Unless you're totally wrong.
He's definitely Jacob.
Show me.
Show me Jacob.
It was Jacob or Edward.
I've never seen it.
Just took a guess.
Woo!
Yes!
This guy.
Oh, man.
You get credit where it's due.
All right.
Lunchbox.
Yep.
Art gallery director,
Cook Maroni got engaged to what actress?
Oh.
Art gallery director
Cook Maroni
got engaged to what actress
Don't worry about it
Go ahead and hit it
Jennifer Lawrence
Yeah
Wow
Yeah
And I believe he cloned
Boys and girls
Yeah
How does he do it
I don't know
It is now 9 to 3
Lunchbox in the league
And another win he wins
The season Amy
How does he know
All the girl stuff
I don't know
He didn't know my guy's stuff
That I got wrong
Is someone tipping you off
On these questions
That's what I just got told
Oh no he guessed
Jason Statham out of nowhere.
Yeah, that was weird.
He's like, I have never heard of any of those movies.
I don't even think this is a real name, but I'm going to put some syllables
together.
Let me see.
Oh, you got it.
Jason Statham.
I've never seen Twilight before.
I'm just going to make some random noises with my mouth.
Jacob.
And we'll see what happened.
Jukum.
Yes.
Wow.
We're just giving you a hard time.
Yeah.
Congrats, dude.
People hate when you're great.
Sort of like the Patriots.
People hate on them.
They hate on me.
I mean, she gets Los Angeles and we don't freak out.
I didn't guess.
That was the very first thing in my head.
I'm giving you a hard time.
I think you're winning legitimately.
Yeah, we're just kidding.
If you can't get poked out around here, you can't.
I am just, like, I thought you were going to ask me a question about art.
When you started about art director, cook, I was like, really?
We're going to go art.
All right, there we go.
Lunchbox, congratulations.
Man, I love Mondays.
He loves Mondays.
Wow.
It's a Bobby Bones show.
Hey, coming in a second is to Neil Towns.
She has a song.
And I know they can't.
And I know they can't hear me right now, but we have this program called On the Verge where it's like hundreds and hundreds of radio stations absolutely launched someone's career and they play the song all the time.
It's the hardest thing to get in all the music.
And we're going to surprise her, tell her that she's the On the Verge artist in the song.
She has no idea.
She has no idea.
Oh, that's going to be cool.
They're in the break room right now, so they can't hear us.
So she's going to come in, she's going to play.
And then I'll tell her she's the On the Verge artist.
And that just means it's just guaranteed airplay.
Just for months.
Just like, boom, here's a song.
Wow.
Which takes years and years for a lot of people.
But like, we've been lucky that our class of, she's my class of 2019.
Last year, Morgan Evans got it was in the class 2019.
Year before that, Luke Combs.
And so we kind of have a good program here.
Class of 2019, on the verge, to superstardom, hopefully.
So she's coming in next and she's going to play Tenil Towns, coming in with a surprise for her coming up.
Go!
On the Bobby Bone Show now.
Tenil Town.
Amy, y'all, she's coming as Tenil comes in.
Hey, there she has, Tenil Town.
Come on in here.
Hi, how's everybody doing?
Tineau's my favorite.
She's my favorite new artist.
Hey, Bobby.
Hi, Teno.
How are you?
Pull that microphone over towards you.
You good?
Okay, I'm wonderful, thanks.
How are you?
I'm good.
Good.
Good.
I'm really good.
Good to see you.
It's good to see you too.
Thanks for having me.
You know how, Amy, you have...
And Tineal and I, I would say, we're friends-ish.
We are, yeah.
We're friends-ish where we've done shows together and outside of the studio, we've done stuff.
But you know how you become friends more so with people because of Instagram, direct message?
Mm-hmm.
And like, you comment on,
Because I have like 10 friends
because I don't come in
a lot of instant direct message stories.
Yeah.
But I feel like Teneal and I talk on Insta story
about messages a lot.
We do, yes.
Yeah, she's one of my instant message friends.
I love that.
Yeah.
Teneal Tans is here.
I want to say this.
She is playing our IHeart Country Festival
in Austin, Texas on May 4th,
which is a big deal.
I'm so excited.
It's a massive stage.
It's going to be really great.
I was super excited whenever I saw that you were on the list.
I'm so excited to be there.
Teneal Towns is here,
one of my class of 2019.
and we're going to play somebody's daughter in a second.
But I know you have your guitar.
I do, yeah.
And I always like to hear you play songs that I've heard you play before, like a wave.
And I know when you come play for me, you would do At Last from Edda James.
Yes, I love that song.
I know it's early.
I'll give it my best go.
You know, I hate to put you in a place early.
That's a big song.
Do you guys want to hear it or no?
You want to hear it?
Okay, Tonell Towns is here.
And this is her doing At Last from Edda James.
Hey guys, so because of licensing roles,
can't play anything with music on this iHeart radio channel or podcast anymore but you can go to
bobby bones.com to see it we hate that we had to take it down wasn't our decision but i just wanted to
keep you up and we wanted to keep up as much as possible so uh go to bobby bones.com to watch or hear
whatever you're missing right now and thank you for listening to the show and sorry about all the legal
stuff mr bobby not good as that not good as that any we'd be doing a show and she would play
this song. You know how our people are. They like to have fun. They're rowdy. She played a song.
They don't shut up. They don't even shut up for me. I'm doing comedy. They won't even shut up for me.
She played that. They'd be like, watch. Listen, to Nile Towns. I'm a big fan. And so I am super
excited to tell you that in our company and radio, the biggest thing that you can possibly get
for a new artist is called On the Verge. And it means that you get absolute, like, airplay.
We want everybody to hear you quickly and a lot, because that means we believe in you,
so much. And it only happens a few times a year. And you are our newest on the verge artist.
So I'm so happy to tell you that. It's so special to me because I know from just getting
to know you that you would play on a street corner, as long as you could eat, you just play music.
Like that's all you, you just care about making the art. And I love to see someone that loves
the art so much, you know, get a real, real shot. Thank you. This is insane. That's this crazy.
Thank you so much for believing in this.
Really appreciate it so much.
So as of today, right today, people start playing it.
Did you know about this?
No?
As of today, like hundreds of radio stations start to play your song.
Dang.
Just straight up and it's a whole.
So I'm really happy to tell you and I'm really excited for you.
Thank you for being the one to tell me.
And for believing in this from the beginning, Bobby, it means a lot.
Toneil Towns is here.
And, hey, record guy, come up here for a second.
Just come up to this microphone.
Steve.
So his name is Steve.
Steve, what is your position and what record label do you work?
Sony, which is heiast to RCA, Columbia.
So you work for Sony.
And what's your job?
Executive Vice President, promotion, and artist development.
That's a lot of words.
That's a big deal.
No, it's a lot of words.
It's a big deal.
It's a lot of letters.
What does it mean when you hear you have an artist that gets on the verge?
Instant success for us, because you guys have partnered with in the past,
Cam, Luke Combs, Mitchell 10, Penny, Marin, and now, Toneal.
That's a pretty good group to be in right now.
That's crazy.
Really good group to be in.
And I don't think any of them have not been a top five.
Most of them go number one.
Every one of those, at some point in some shape, form or fashion was number one, which is awesome.
And big selling, which is really important to us.
Well.
So thank you to Iheart for your support.
Listen, you know what we do?
We just see the good things.
We don't actually make it so that we're...
And you know the thing about Tanil?
We're talking about you like, you're not here, Tanil.
Is that I think that without...
She's so different that without a push, I think people would be scared to go, we're behind this.
Like, just talking as frank as possible.
Because she's very different.
That's what I like about her the most.
But it's always the most different people that cut through the hardest and shift absolute narratives of how music, country music, art is all done.
And I think she's that good and that different.
So do we.
That's why we signed her to make the record.
And so it's a great partnership, but all the credit goes to her.
I would agree with that.
Teneal Towns at our IHard Country Fest, Out with Dirks.
Our newest on the verge of us won.
Oh, my gosh.
This is real life.
This is real life.
This song, Somebody's Daughter, which, give me the quick story.
You've told it before, but our listeners may be new to you.
Tell me to story of this song.
Well, this was inspired by a drive.
I took with my mom.
We were going furniture shopping and took this exit off the interstate
and saw this young girl standing there.
holding onto a cardboard sign.
And it's one of those moments where you just like pulls it something in you and you wonder
what her story was and what happened to her and just thinking about the fact that everybody's
got a story.
Thank you so much for playing it.
And this is somebody's daughter, Tenil Towns.
Good to see you, my friend.
Don't get too big for us now.
I know you're going to be a big deal.
When you leave here, she's going to be a big deal.
You know what I mean?
I can barely get Marion to call me back now.
You know what I mean?
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
All right.
Tenil, congratulations.
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Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So apparently smelling food can help you stop craving unhealthy things.
So whatever you're craving,
grab onto it and just smell it as long as you can.
The longer you smell it, the less you'll crave it.
Amy, these cookies are over here that Tonell Towns brought?
Yeah.
If I smell them, one, it's closer to my mouth, so it's that much easier.
And then two, I'm going to want them even more.
No.
Let me go.
Give a shot.
Stop.
In this study, if you smell unhealthy snacks for long enough, you'll lose your appetite.
Here we go.
Oh, I want them.
Let me smell.
Let me tell.
You know what I saw on Instagram?
Somebody, you know Enrique in our company?
Yeah.
He posted some video of a girl on Instagram sniffing a cheeseburger and then taking a bite of an apple.
And then she'd sniff the burger and bite the apple.
And then she sniffed a Diet Coke and took a chug of water.
Snipped a Diet Coke.
And I was like, maybe she'd sniffed a Diet Coke.
like maybe she's on to something.
Oh, gosh. But hold on.
Oh my gosh.
These are so good.
I know, don't you want to...
I don't want like five of them now.
I know.
Thank you.
Okay, well, I mean, I'm not going to eat them.
Yeah, because we're on the air.
You might during...
Okay.
Give me another story, Amy.
Okay, I've got five first date ideas for Valentine's Day
that won't be awkward.
Okay, go ahead.
Okay.
Number one, FaceTime.
Okay.
So.
Karaoke.
Fun?
Yeah.
Someone's got to be pretty down to go to karaoke, though.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's a tough one.
Yeah.
Somebody has a personality for it or they don't.
Okay.
Go ahead.
A museum?
The opposite.
A comedy club?
Again, here's the risk on the comedy club.
Because if it's somebody who's doing vulgar jokes, which a lot of them do at clubs,
it just feels awkward.
If they're talking about, like, you know, sex stuff.
Yeah, doing it.
Oh, that'd be awkward.
It's like, ugh.
Okay.
So I don't agree with that one.
Okay.
Bowling or ice skating is on here.
It's super casual, but get this.
Leave the door open for some physical contact.
Bowling?
Let me show you, baby.
Ice skating maybe a bit of...
Well, if you like running...
Hold in her hand.
Because she needs help.
She's going to fall down.
I'll fall down.
Exactly.
You'll fall down and you'll be like, can you help me up?
Then she never...
She never answered my call again.
Okay.
And lastly, an arcade.
Like, think, like, Dave and Busters or something.
I hear so many germs in bowling and arcade.
That's all that goes down in my head.
Okay.
All right.
You're zero percent of fun.
Karaoke, of all those would be the most fun.
But if you go to karaoke with someone who's not into karaoke, I won't get up there and sing, it's pretty miserable.
I've done that before.
Like, yeah, I don't want to.
I'll just watch.
No.
We're supposed to both enjoy it.
All right.
What else?
So there's this woman whose partner, she can't, the partner cannot afford the engagement ring that she wants.
So she's asking people like what to do because she's thinking about postponing it until
he can afford it. His budget is $1,000 for the engagement ring.
And she's like, that doesn't fit into, I've looked at everything in that range and nothing
is appealing to me. So, I don't know. So what's the question? She got responses and people were
divided. What's the question? I guess she's saying should she delay the engagement until he can
afford to get her what she wants. What on her? Okay. Amy, your answer?
I wouldn't delay it. I would try to find something.
that worked. First of all, I don't want to pick it out. I want him to pick it out.
So, and then that's what's special. And then later down the line, maybe you can add to it and get something
that you want. That would be my advice. So you say don't delay it.
No. Lunchbox?
If I'm the guy, I'd break up with her. That's what I would do. Because if she comes to me and
says, hey, we're going to delay it because you can't afford the ring I want. I'd be like,
guess what? It's from my heart. If you don't like it, get out. Okay. I will give a different
opinion than both you. I say delay it. And here's why. The guy knows what he's got himself into
already, that she doesn't just turn into that right when they're engaged.
He already knows. He already knows.
Like issues with that. So you don't break up with her because you already knew she was like that.
You don't get engaged with someone all of a sudden they turn into a, you know?
You've known the whole time that those kind of things are important to her.
And so if you've agreed to get into a bond, regardless if it's this or if it's family or whatever is important to them,
if they're not receiving what they need to be fulfilled and you already know that, you have to wait.
I also don't agree. Like for me, I would be like, I couldn't date someone like that.
But if I got to that point, I would know what that's about.
And you must love all these other amazing things about her, and this is one of her faults.
Or is it a strength to him?
Maybe he likes that she's so dedicated to getting what she wants.
Listen, people like different things.
I would delay it.
He knows what he got himself into already.
Delay it to make more money?
Delay it until you can save up by the ring.
You say gold digger?
Maybe.
But what if he's like a hot digger?
What if she's like so hot?
What if he's like a...
Exactly.
Thank you for that.
What if he's like a dofess?
Like, he looks like me, right?
Big nerdy, and then she's super hot.
Hot digger?
Yeah, hot digger.
He's digging from the hotness.
Yeah.
I think we all are hot diggers.
Amy, is that it?
I'm Amy, that's my pile.
Thank you very much.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
Morgan number two's 30 seconds skinny.
Casey Musgraves took home four Grammy wins last night,
including the big one of the night, album of the year for Golden Hour.
Not to say that I called it, right?
I'm not trying to be braggadocious.
I was happy for it.
She messaged me back last night.
I was like, congratulations.
And I was surprised that she'd been looked at her phone.
Yeah.
But, yeah, it was super cool.
I thought, I knew she'd win country.
It's on record here on the show.
I'm super pumped that she won album in the year.
I sing that song good in the shower, too.
I don't know if you guys could tell by me singing along.
I could tell.
That's really one of the ones I do well in the shower with.
I hear it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What else?
And then Best Country Duo Group Performance went to Dan and Shea for tequila.
Look at that.
This is them last night.
It was really cool to see them win, and then it was cool to see Brothers Osborne go, hey, it's really cool they won.
Because brothers want that award at the CMAs.
So that's good.
There was a story last night with Brothers Osborne where what happens is Brothers Osborne always gets
confused with Old Dominion by people that aren't country music.
And so they went and they were getting their picture taken.
And for once, they didn't put Old Dominion under the Brothers Osborne picture.
Instead, they put Florida Georgia Line.
Oh.
I saw Brothers Sweet out.
Well, at least it wasn't Old Dominion this time.
So, yeah, what else, Morgan number two?
Dali Parton was celebrated this weekend as the 2019 Music Cares person of the year.
Merrimorris, Little Big Town, Casey Musgraves, Miley Cyrus, and Katie Perry, all sang together
at the Grammys with Dolly.
Here's them doing 9 to 5.
Here we go.
Do I have that clip, guys?
Here we go.
This is 9 to 5.
All right, there you have it.
I'm Morgan number two.
That's your skinny.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So this eight-year-old cat named author,
he got trapped inside of a wall in a bathroom.
Kind of crazy.
Probably crawled to a hole and couldn't get out.
Totally stuck.
The owner attempted removing some bricks,
but couldn't reach his cat.
So had to call R-S-P-CA and this animal collection officer came over and had to,
then he had to call in some builders.
They all worked together.
Free the cat was covered in dust.
Took him to the vet because he had a pall injury.
But Arthur is now doing really, really well.
And all the holes in the bathroom have been securely blocked up so that this does not happen again.
But first of all, I love the story.
Am I saying author weird?
I know.
It's Arthur.
But I'm saying Arthur.
I don't know what it is.
Who writes a book?
An author.
Who is the king?
Arthur.
There you go.
I know.
I just, yeah, definitely.
And so what's the difference in the SPCA and the R.
R.S.S.P.A.
What's our mean?
The real.
Rescue, maybe.
Rescue.
I never heard the R.S.P.C.A. before.
Yeah.
So, anyway, I love animals getting saved.
Does someone want to Google that so listeners don't get mad at me?
It is the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.
The Royal Society.
Wow.
Oh, jubilant night, eh? Let's save an animal.
We need your help. Come right, meow.
That's pretty funny.
You like that?
Yeah, you're good.
All right, Amy, thank you very much.
And that is Tell Me Something Good.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Lent Erica.
Over to Amy right now.
Morning Corny.
Did you hear about the blind porcupine?
Did I hear about the blind porcupine?
No, I didn't.
He fell in love with a pincus.
No?
They haven't done this in a while.
Oh, okay.
Okay, can we just redo it?
Is that insensitive?
Insensitive.
What are you?
Well, I don't know.
To the blind porcupines?
No, that's not my view.
No, the pin cushion, because it's pokey.
It's pokey.
Like, it feels like a porky pine would feel.
No, no.
With the pins in it.
I would think the cushion part doesn't, just the pins in the cushion.
Yeah.
Right.
The pin cushion, it feels.
Do you want another shot at it?
Sure.
The Morning Corny.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand?
Okay, now we're talking.
We're back.
She's back, folks.
Back, all right.
That was the morning corny.
Watching the Grammys last night, and let me say this, it's way too long.
I watched all three and a half hours.
Oh, my gosh, you did?
I tuned out for just a second.
Good job.
I know.
I turned up just a second
and I started watching the office
because I was working on the show
then I was like
you know what?
I've already put two hours in
I might as well keep it on.
So I watched all of it.
It's extremely too long.
We got to get this thing down
to about two hours
and that's still long
but I wanted
there was just,
I wanted to see Best New Artist
which was at the end
because I thought Luke Combs
had a shot to win.
I knew he wasn't the favorite
but I thought he had a shot at it
and I wanted to see if Casey won
the final award for Best Album
because after she won Best Country album
I was like oh she's very much
in the mix. And so I stayed
up and I watched it and it was
way too long. That being said, they
need to do one or two things, either shorten it or just make it
five hours long. Because
the three and a half hours is a weird time. They can
start that thing at like five o'clock or run it to ten
and it's just like a viewing experience like the Super Bowl.
They should either make it a big old
festival type event on the show
or cut it.
But I thought Alicia Keys did a fantastic job as a host because she wasn't
trying to be funny and I liked it when they would come back early
and not tell her and she would just be like talking
It was just like you were just watching something you shouldn't see
And people like to see that
So I thought Alicia Keys was a wonderful host
I thought it started so strong
Last year the guy at the Grammy
He's gotten trouble for going
All right women you got to step up
And he got in big trouble because they're like
We do step up
And so this was the last year he was able to do it
So they also put all the female artists up front
And they dominated
It dominated
It was Camilla Cabo
Crushed her performance at Havana
And I was like
Hmm
Okay
I've heard this song 10,000 times
They came out and I was like ready to salsa dance.
Yeah, it's so good.
It's fantastic.
She did great.
And I thought Ricky Martin coming out was awesome.
I thought their little dancing thing was good.
That was great.
So that happened.
I thought the Miley Cyrus and Sean Mendes doing In My Blood together was great.
Good looking dude that Sean Mende does.
And then he goes over to Miley.
That was wonderful.
And this is just the beginning.
What else happened at the beginning?
Because there were a bunch of female performances
where I was just like, oh, they were super smart to do this.
They didn't even say they were doing it.
It was just like strong, strong, strong.
That Janelle Monet performance
where it was like,
that make me feel song was probably the coolest one of the night.
Maybe not the best vocally.
It was really good vocally,
but there were some vocal performances that were like just super stellar.
She was playing guitar,
and they had a little dance routine going.
It was awesome.
I thought she was great.
I thought the Post Malone stuff was good
until the Red Hot Chili Peppers performed.
And I was like, this is stupid.
And I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
But Post Malone started on acoustic guitar
and...
I'll put you out of your...
Tell me that it's all okay.
Just him playing acoustic guitar on the stage.
And he does a little bit of rock star
and then he joins Chili Peppers to play guitar.
And they were playing.
some new song. Nobody wants to hear
legendary acts do new songs, especially on an
award show. Shut up. Shut up, Chili Peppers.
And I love you. This is a tough love
right now. Wow.
I don't even care if he shaved his mustache. I wasn't
even creeped out by it. But that
that was pretty terrible.
What else was good that I liked?
I thought Dan and Shia really good. They set up and played
acoustic, and at the end of it, She just held a note for
like the world record. He's so good. He was just like,
ha! I was like, dang, man.
So I thought they represented pretty strongly.
The Dolly tribute was awesome because it was Casey and Katie Perry and then Dolly came out.
And then they sang, and I thought that was pretty good.
And then when Miley Cyrus came out and they sang together, it was like Miley Cyrus blew them away.
Everybody.
That Miley Cyrus is unbelievable.
She sang twice last night.
She did In My Blood and then she did Jolene with Dolly Parton.
It was one of the best of the night.
And I tweeted last night. I was like, I would take a Miley Starz country album.
She's as country as anybody else.
She grew up in Nashville.
Her dad's freaking Billy Ray Cyrus.
Her godmother's Dolly Parton and all like the old school country guys are tweeting me like,
shut up, you're the problem with country music.
And I'm like, no, no.
Well, yes, yes.
But you're out of your mind.
She can do it.
And it would be so natural, organic.
It'd be real for her.
Was there a song a while back to Climb, consider a country?
No.
Oh, because I loved that song.
Yeah, me too.
I feel like, The Climb was in the Miley Cyrus.
No, the Hannah Montana movie.
Okay, I loved it.
Soundtrack.
Some research, huh?
I own it.
Well, I had a friend that wrote that song.
Right.
So I thought it was good.
And I thought Casey went on and, you know, when she did Rainbow.
Because the sky is fine.
Thought that was cool.
I was getting some messages last night from blogs going,
Hey, is it irritating to you to see all these other radio people going,
oh, we love Casey Musgraves when really it's been very few that have supported her.
And I was like, no, listen, I don't get how people to support.
Like, come late, come early.
Do you know, I think it's a good thing.
Johnny come lately or Johnny come way late.
As long as Johnny comes.
You know what I mean?
As long as he shows up.
As long as, yeah, as Johnny arrives at the party, good.
So I was happy because that's been my favorite album for like the last year and a half or so.
So I was happy she won.
And I thought for a three and a half hour performance it was pretty good.
So you'd either make it two hours and make it five.
I'd cut it and just go, let's be a little more on the point with this.
Or I would just go, all right, we're just going to play it all day long, like line up.
So, yeah, it's pretty good.
I did stay up to see if Casey was going to win and she did, which was really cool.
So I think we'll play Rainbow from Casey Musgraves again
All right, welcome to the show
Everybody that won a Grammy, congratulations
They gave away a lot of Grammys
Do you made the room win a Grammy last night?
No, not us
No, nobody here won't
You?
No, no, no, no
They gave away a lot, though
It was like 100 or something last night
Like pretty much
I'm reading some texts here that we're getting
As we're doing the show
Here's one, Bobby, what did you think of Lady Gaga's performance?
I thought it's fantastic
That's weird, but Lady Gaga's always weird
But I thought it was fantastic
She had to come out and do that song without Bradley Cooper,
so she had to do something extra.
And so she did.
Extra.
I wrote last night, was she playing the floor as lava?
Yeah.
Because she was like, tip, don't want to the floor.
I thought it was fantastic.
She's a weirdo, but that's what's amazing about her is that she's so weird.
Here's one.
Says, what you think of at Ricky Martin?
Thought he was awesome.
Thought he's better looking than he's ever been.
That guy came out, I was like, oh, I got him.
Like, he hasn't aged.
Not at all.
It's weird.
Here's one.
The Grammys need to cut all the commercials and they'd be fine.
I don't think you know how things work.
The Grammys only get to be on the air because of the commercials.
Right. Like, we only get to be on the air because of the commercials.
And so, yeah, that doesn't work like that.
The show has to be paid for.
Yeah.
You're right.
If it was just three hours of nothing but music and awesomeness, that'd be cool.
But on a network, it's not going to happen.
It's not going to happen.
It's not Netflix.
Zero percent.
If you want to pay to watch the Grammys, then you can watch it with no commercials.
Like, that's how it would work.
Like, a lot of people subscribe to the Grammys and paid, you know,
499 or something.
It worked that way.
Amy, what happened?
It was so awkward.
Okay, so I'm in line at free people checking out.
And I guess this girl was meeting her sister at the mall.
And she thought I was her sister.
And since they were meeting, she went up to, like, surprise her,
but came up and did like a hug behind, except for it was me.
And she came up behind and embraced me.
It was like, hey!
You know, like happy sisters would do.
And I'm like, I think I'm going to turn around and it be,
like, you know, my friend Kelly or something, like, hey, oh, you're at free people too.
And it wasn't.
I did not know the person at all.
And then when I turn around and she sees my face and she realizes she doesn't know me, it was
awkward for sure.
And then her sister walks up.
Like, I was like, hey, what up?
I'm like, okay.
Did you guys have the same back of the head, same clothes?
Yes, we definitely looked similar.
And we had the same style.
Like, we were shopping in the same place.
Like, I could see how, I could see how.
I can see how she thought from behind I was her sister.
Mine is I was at Target and I go up and I'm like, hey, because the Target has a grocery's in, close.
Yeah.
Super Target?
Yeah.
Most targets just have it all now.
Okay.
Whatever.
They have all the things.
And I walk in and I'm like, hey, sir, can you show me where the milk is?
And what?
Sir, it turned around as a woman.
Oh, I hate that.
That's so awkward.
She had a short haircut.
That's so awkward.
It was from her.
She was from the back, too.
I do that a lot.
Yeah.
I know.
I felt through bays.
Talking about awkward situations, Amy's in the store,
and some woman comes up and hugs her from behind,
and Amy doesn't know the woman.
The woman didn't know Amy.
She just confused her.
It was like a shimmy hug, too.
Oh, wow.
Hey, Patrick.
In Florida, Patrick, you're on.
Hey, how's it going?
Good, man.
What you got?
So I'm an officer in the Air Force,
and when I got to my first base,
I didn't realize, like, the group leadership,
which is a bunch of, like, colonels,
lieutenant colonels and stuff or hold of like a monthly quarterly party and a little baby first or
second lieutenant are all responsible for the margarita ville so so we go there we do the margaritaville
duties and then like on the way out of the party everyone's saying that it was and I had no clue
how to say goodbye to the colonel who ran the party so I gave her this like awkward Christian side
hug. And needless to say, like, pretty much any meeting after that was just slightly awkward.
Are you not supposed to hug the colonel? I guess not.
Probably like, are you supposed to like salute or something?
Patrick, appreciate that call. I appreciate you for serving too, man. Thank you.
Hey, Cody in Oklahoma. Yeah. You're on the air, bud.
Hey, Bobby, how's it going? Good, man. What you got?
Okay, so I was in Taco Bell like two days ago. And I'm standing in, Oklahoma. And I'm standing in,
in line and this lady walks out from where the bathrooms are and she walks over to me and like
she's standing like behind me or to my side dish and she puts her hand in my back pocket and
he's just kind of standing there and so I kind of turned to her and I was like I was like hello
and she looked at me and she's like oh my god I thought you're my husband that's funny
come on that's a good one Cody appreciate that call man Cody just trying to get taco
He was like, well, hello.
She was probably three shloopers in, huh?
Didn't know where she was?
Cody, thanks for the call, man.
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All right, Monday morning,
Confessions and Lunchbox is going to lead us off here.
He's got a confession.
He'd like to bring this show.
We always love him.
We start with their own.
Go ahead.
So I got to confess that my son had his first bruise
on his arm.
and kind of bump on the side of his head.
And I told my wife that it probably happened at daycare.
And the truth is I was watching my son.
And I left him sitting on the couch or laying on the couch.
And I ran in the kitchen to get something.
And that's when he decided to roll over for the first time.
And he rolled right off the couch and hit his arm and hit his head.
And I have felt guilty for the last two or three weeks.
And I've been keeping it inside.
And it didn't happen at daycare.
and I am the one that did it
and I am sorry.
He's sorry.
But you know what?
It's all okay.
It's all okay.
Is the baby okay though?
Yeah, the baby's okay.
Then it's all okay.
It feels like there's more you're going to say.
Yeah, the baby's okay.
Babies bounce back, but I mean, my wife probably went to daycare every day going,
oh, this is the people that hit my kid got a bruise here.
My kid got a bruise here.
Feel good now?
Yeah, I feel a lot better.
See, tell our listeners, it feels good to get it out of it.
It does go good to get it off your chair.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, Allie and Tennessee, you're on.
See?
Oh, my God, so exciting.
So my Monday morning confession is that I was making my fiancé sandwiches for work,
and when I went to the lots of bread, the end piece was completely covered in mold.
But I went in the bag and the pieces I need didn't have mold on them, so I used them anyway.
Oh, so you used the non-mo- Here's my problem with that.
Is that okay?
Well, we've all done it, right?
Because one, you don't want to go to the store or two, you ain't got number one.
Right?
Correct.
Either one of the two things are happening.
So I always am scared that that non-moldy piece I'm using really has some secret little bitty mold on it
Because if that end piece has a lot of mold on it, there's probably a little bitty mold in there too that I'm not seeing
Browded. Like it's there. Oh, it's for sure there.
It just hasn't grown like to where you see it. Yeah. But Allie, I feel like you're okay. Is he good? Is he sick? You make it? Everything good?
No, he made it. He's fine. Yeah. Hey, come on. It's all good. You're cleansed. You guys can call us.
If you have a Monday morning confession
87777 Bobby
I do a segment on my
Instagram stories
Do you see them called Tell Me Your Secret?
Yes
It's kind of like this
There are some crazy ones up right now
And they'll disappear in the next 12 hours or so
But there's some crazy ones
And I draw little pictures
And you put music to it this time
Oh yeah this time was tell me your secret
And I'll give you a song
But it's totally anonymous
So it's on my Instagram
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On my Insta story
Monday morning confession
Let's do Madison in Kansas.
Madison, how are you?
Good, how are you?
I'm really good.
Go ahead and share something with me.
Okay, last week we went to the Luke's Combs concert,
and I called my son in sick the next day because we got home so late.
Well, later that day, I got a text from his principal asking how the concert was.
Oh, God.
That's funny.
And why was the principal so passive-aggressive?
Like, you're the mom.
You called in sick, right?
Um, it's just a small school.
I think it was just like a checking in kind of thing.
And then she commented about a picture she had seen on my Facebook about it.
But again, that's still a very passive-aggressive way to get you.
How's the concert?
Just be like, hey, I saw you at the concert if you're going to bring it up at all.
It's also not their business to bring that up.
Exactly.
Am I wrong on this out of you?
No, that's the most.
She can do whatever she wants with her kid.
The principal has no say to that.
Well, Madison, thank you for sharing that with us.
Hey, let's go to Whitney in Oklahoma.
Whitney, share your confession for Monday.
Okay, so my husband has got a little bit of a dad bodd,
so he decided he wanted to diet, and I agreed because I wanted to be there for moral support,
and I have been cheating on his diet when he's not around.
So, yeah.
So you haven't been living up to your part of the bargain.
No, I haven't.
But I wait, I'm like 5'8.
I weigh 1-15.
I don't really need to diet.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
You're thin.
I eat what the kids eat when they eat, and so does he.
But it's just not going well for him.
And he doesn't know this.
Nope.
Does he listen to the show at all?
Nope, he's at work.
Okay.
But I'll probably feel guilty and have to tell him later.
Yeah.
Yeah, that happens.
That being a good person sometimes sneaks up on you.
Hey, thanks Whitney.
Hey, Marissa in Ohio, you're on.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Tell me something here.
So my husband put me in charge of buying our tickets from months.
Mr. Jam finals, and instead of the $300 he thinks I spent, I spent close to the 800 on ticket.
Whoa.
Are you getting to drive the truck?
Can you take the truck home?
You have a great bigger?
That kind of money?
No, we got, like, upgraded passes and instead of just going to the show, we get to meet the drivers and things like that.
Well, is he going to care that you spent $500 more?
He might at first, but once he gets there, he's going to thank me for it.
Okay. There you go.
It's an investment.
Yeah.
All right.
Hey, thank you for that.
That's an after the fact confession, you know.
What did you think about Brad Pitt going to Jennifer Anderson's birthday party?
I was just looking at pictures from her party and it looks so fun.
She turned 50 and then the big story was Brad Pitt showed up.
Yeah.
I mean, I think it's good.
I mean, it's been a long, long, long time since they were together.
Are they saying they might be back together?
No, aren't they?
I don't know.
Is he single too now?
Like, they're all?
I don't know.
It says, don't get too excited.
there's no indication they're back together no matter how bad you want it.
But a source that she was happy, they hugged and chatted for a bit.
So let's see.
Let's bring the guest list here on the party.
Courtney Cox and Lisa Kudero from Friends, the other two friends.
That's cool.
They're still friends, right?
Also, Gwyneth Paltrow.
John Mayer was there.
Who's her other ex?
Yep.
Whoa!
George Clooney, Robert Downey, Jr., Ellen, Barbara Streisand, Ferell.
Gwyneth.
Reese Weth.
Man.
Kate Hudson
Yeah, pretty cool
Yeah, she doesn't
What are you looking at?
I'm just, I'm thinking they're back together
There's something going on
Well, John Mayer was there too
That's a ex-boyfriend too
But not as serious as Brad Pitt
Well yeah, they were married
They were?
Yeah
It's time for the good news
With Bobby
Joe makes something good
Joey Gallo, one of the big stars
in Major League Baseball
Place for the Rangers
And he went to his hometown
In Henderson Nevada
To deliver brand new cleats
To the high school's baseball team
Every member of the basic high school
Wolf's baseball team got a pair of cleats
from their hometown hero, which is pretty cool.
So shout out to Joey.
Going back home.
That's cool.
That's like what you did with uniforms.
Well, did you hand deliver them, though?
Well, no.
Well, hold on.
Relax.
No, it's too many.
I bought my high school football
jerseys, home and away,
and then I bought all the basketball shoes.
But I did not hand deliver them.
And I did not get a time with something good,
but thank you for bringing that up.
But they knew where it came from, right?
I don't know. It doesn't matter.
I didn't, listen.
Yeah, I don't know that.
My thing was, I didn't play basketball when I was a kid because I couldn't afford the shoes.
And if you didn't have the matching shoes, you couldn't play on the team.
So I literally couldn't afford the shoes and I was so embarrassed that we were so poor that I thought, man, if I can never fix that for kids or they don't have to not play because they can't afford something.
So I'd heard that a couple kids on the team couldn't afford shoes.
And I didn't want them to feel like they were getting handout shoes in front of everybody else.
So I was like, I'll just buy the whole team shoes.
So, yeah, like the Mountain Pond basketball team.
I think there were 11 players in the team.
And so I just got everybody's shoes.
So no one knew who was poor.
They're all the same, yeah.
But yeah, shout out to him for doing that.
That's always cool when you can give back to your home.
That's what's all about right there.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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This is not easy. It is very easy. No, it's just not. No, it's so easy. No, it's so easy.
No, it's so easy, trivia. Now time for easy, trivia. The Inventor edition. I'll give you the inventor. Tell me what they invented. It's so easy, though. It's so easy until you're playing.
No, no, no, no. Just follow me here. Amy, ready. I'll give you the inventor. Tell me what they invented.
Okay. Levi Strauss.
Levi jeans
jeans?
Blue jeans, I'll accept that.
There's Levi's, though, right?
No, no, not Levi's Strauss invented jeans.
Yeah, his jeans.
There you go.
Lunchbox.
Yeah.
Easy inventor Trippia.
Gabriel Fahrenheit, invented away.
Now, think about your answer.
Don't just see all things out like Amy does.
Gabriel Fahrenheit.
Well, I mean, I guess it's the thermometer.
Is that your guess?
Dormometer.
Damn!
You were scared.
You were scared on the one.
I thought maybe he just invented the system to measure it.
I don't know what you'd call that.
Eddie.
Come on.
Adolfie Sacks.
What did he invent?
Adolfie Sacks.
Okay.
How do you spell sacks?
S-A-X.
Oh, of course.
He invented the saxophone.
Wow.
I was about to go Goldman Sachs.
Come on.
Easy.
These are all so easy.
Potato socks?
Amy.
Yeah.
Earl Tupper.
invented what? Earl Tupper. Tupperware. That's right.
Good job, Amy.
Lunchbox.
Yep. Selvester Graham.
Selvester Graham.
It looks confused.
What did Sylvester Graham invent?
Oh, my gosh. I mean, could he have any gram crackers? He could have, but is that
a really worthy invention?
The telegram is the only other thing is a gram.
Wow. Good one. I don't know what a telegram does, but there's a telegram, so telegram.
No, it's a gram cracker.
That's got to hurt.
Oh, trust being hurt.
Eddie.
Come on.
Robert Bunsen, invented what?
Robert Bunsen.
Okay, I know this.
I know this.
It's science.
It's the burner.
It's the Bunsen burner.
Boom!
Wow.
Dang, I almost missed that one.
Amy.
Yeah.
Samuel Morse invented wet.
Oh, Morse code.
Oh, he's on fire.
Lunchbox.
Henry John Heinz invented wet.
Oh, come on now.
Heinz ketchup?
I'll take ketchup.
Yeah.
There you go.
I think he does mustard too, do you be careful.
Well, he didn't invent mustard.
Eddie.
Yeah.
Henry F. Phillips invented what?
Henry F. Phillips.
Well, Edison did the light bulb,
Phillips light bulbs, so that's not it.
Henry F. Phillips.
I'm going to go a screwdriver.
Wow.
The Phillips screwdriver.
Not the straight-edge screwdriver.
The screwdriver.
Yeah.
Woo!
So far, we'll go one more round.
Amy.
Yeah. Easy inventors.
What did William Hoover invent?
Vacuum.
Lunchbox.
Yep.
Emo Rubic.
Invented what?
Emo Rubic?
Mm-hmm.
Emo Rubic.
I think it's called a...
Rubik's Cube.
Rubik's Cube. That thing you play that makes you really smart.
What's it called?
Rubik's Cube.
There you go.
Yeah!
Eddie, you need this to stay in.
Come on.
Your name.
You'll be tied if you get it.
My buddy Henry Heimlich
If it was
Really?
Your buddy Henry
Yeah
Did the Heimlich maneuver
There you go
All right
All right so you two are
It's kind of easy
That's why I said
It's easy
Inverrovia
You were in line
Okay so sudden death here
Amy and Eddie for the win
Do we yell our names?
Yeah buzzing with your names
James H. Salisbury
invented way
Eddie
Eddie Salisbury steak
Yeah
Amy where you are
It's easy
As easy
Ventura
Lunchbox, we've talked about your tax refund
many times over the years
A lot of listeners are asking
What you're expecting this year
I mean I'm expecting
It has to be around 13,000
Because you get a bonus for having a kid
And so you get to write that off
And so that's the
One of the benefits of having a kid
as you make more money is what they say.
Lunchbox every year gets a humongous return back.
And we always go, boy, eventually you're going to get busted.
Yeah, he's going to get caught.
No, no, no, guys, I do everything by the books.
I just write off a lot of things that you guys don't think about writing off.
The IRS did put out a story yesterday that said that tax refunds are down 10% this year.
So people are not getting as much back on their taxes this year as they have in years past.
So the average refund check paid out is about $700 down from $2,000 at the same point last year.
What's the average?
1700?
1700.
He gets how much?
He's asking for 13,000.
I'm above average.
So when you get it back, you let us know.
All the listeners are asking.
I look at text lines.
Yeah, I got to crunch numbers.
I know you're getting emails.
You're getting calls, Instagram, all that.
But, guys, be patient.
It takes time.
You've got to crunch those numbers.
Once, he used the wrong year and sent it anyway.
Oh, my goodness.
He got a humongous one back.
Never thought about it again.
He didn't.
That's so bizarre.
What?
What did you do this weekend?
Well, we had the big hair day at our house on Saturday with my daughter, and she decided to go, no extensions.
Big hair day.
Well, yeah, so she has to get her hair done.
I can't braid it at all.
So we normally do extensions, which takes like seven hours.
Then we blocked out time for that.
But then she decided, last minute, I think I just want to braid my natural hair.
And she kind of had gone a couple weeks with, like, a cute little afro.
It was precious, but very hard to take care.
of and maintain. And so
then it only took less than
two hours to just braid her hair old school
like she used to do with the orphanage back in the day.
Are you going to learn how to do that? No.
Oh, you're not even, you don't even want to try
to learn. No. I mean, I could
do little, I could separate it into cute
little squares and make little pom-poms
and put, I could make it cute, but I feel like
that hair that I know I could learn
how to do would be
maybe for like a toddler.
You know, she's 11.
going on 12. So she got
the braids put it. No, it's very hard. Like, it's not easy.
On your son's here, do you have a black barber that you go to?
Yes. Yeah.
Would you take him to a white barber?
Have you?
I went to somebody in Austin once that a mod goes to.
I can't remember what race that person was.
I just wonder because I want to say, I thought that person was Hispanic, but maybe not.
In high school, none of my black friends would go to a white barber.
Yeah, no. We go to the scrolls.
Erica at Scouts Barbershop. There's a lot of white one, like white barbers in there, but she's not.
So you spent the whole weekend with hair? Well, yeah. And then our dog got totally shaved,
which she looks like a giant rat now. Oh, really? Because she was a Labradoodle with like tons of
hair and really shaggy, but it got so mad at we had to shave her. And her little body is so skinny.
She does, she looks like one of those greyhound dogs. So I can't wait for her hair to grow back.
She's embarrassed. What about you? I had a couple friends in town that I did Dancing with the Stars
with. They were pros. One's
name is Emma and one's name
Emma danced with John Schneider
and then another one's Sasha
who's her husband but he's also a dancer
and he danced with Mary Lee Retton but they came in
and they were doing the dancing with the Stars Tour so I took them
out and we went in eight and we did
a podcast together too. I was like hey come up
let's do a podcast and so Emma
her parents were forensic detectives
whoa that's cool
no dance background at all. Parents were like
well in England they're called
Socos which is scenes of crime officer
but over here it's forensic.
Did you worry that your parents were, since they were investigating bad guys,
that bad guys would try to come at them?
Do you know, I actually didn't worry about that when I was a kid.
But I do worry about it now with my mom because she does knights.
And so she goes out to all these burglary scenes and fingerprints.
And sometimes she's on her own just with her kid.
It's crazy.
Oh, wow.
This is the new Bobbycast.
If you search Bobbycast, wherever you listen to podcasts,
you can hear episode 157 with Emma and Sasha from Dancing with the Stars.
And my thing is they're married, but they're married, but they do.
answer other people all the time. And it's like hardcore, you know, like body, body, body.
And I'm like, is that weird? I've never had an issue with like that at all. Because we both do it
and we both understand what it is. Like it seriously doesn't, it means nothing. It's like brushing your teeth.
There's like no emotional attachment to it at all. So here's the thing too. I was talking to him because
there are two of them. And he goes, you know, I used to date Sharna? He did. I knew it, but I didn't say
really. Yeah. Everybody thinks that everybody's together all the time. Shana and I were together
for three years. Did you know that?
I did know that. I never brought it up though because I didn't know if I was supposed to.
Oh no, you're like, you're totally about to.
So when I first-
I didn't bring it up to him. Not even because you, like I just didn't say anything about it.
Yeah. How'd that work out? It was good. I mean,
I'm sitting in front of my wife here.
You brought it up. No, no. I'm just...
Me and Shana laugh about it all the time. It was never awkward.
Even six months after they broke up, we were all on the show together.
So that's a whole podcast with those two.
Interesting.
And then we just went out and hung out the rest of the day.
So, yeah, it's pretty good.
Search Bobbycast.
That's Emma and Sasha from Dancing with the Stars.
Yeah, I don't know why.
At first I was so shocked, but then, like, you never dated Sharna.
Y'all just were dance partners.
Yeah, we never dated.
Amy started to get mad.
But I was like, wait, what?
And then I'm like, oh, yeah.
It's Cheryl Crow's birthday today, 57 years old.
Oh, cool.
I love Cheryl Crow.
I wish you would come on the show more.
I try to get her all the time.
She never come up here.
I think she's scared of us.
She'll hang out with Amy outside of the show?
What?
No.
Didn't you guys, like, have dinner together?
With other people that arranged it.
Somebody can arrange a dinner with me and her.
I'd do that too.
Somebody arranged me at dinner.
I'm friends with her friend, but.
I love Cheryl Crowe.
One of my favorites ever.
My favorite three Cheryl Crow songs, number three.
I'm leaving Las Vegas.
Number two.
If it makes you happy.
Damn.
Happy birthday, Cheryl Crow.
Number one song, by far, not even close.
Strong enough.
How was your weekend?
My weekend was great, man.
I went and saw, I went to the movies.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
What did you see?
I took the watch to see Vice.
The Dick Cheney movie?
Yes.
How was it?
It was excellent.
Was it?
Yes.
People were upset that it was being nominated for awards because they didn't think it was
that good.
Like I didn't.
Listen, I don't trust reviewers.
Have you ever seen the big short?
Yeah.
It's kind of like that.
It's shot in the same way.
It's kind of funny.
Back and forth.
Back and forth.
Funny.
And yes.
It's only 66 positive of rotten tomatoes.
But you say it's better.
I thought it was pretty good.
I laughed and I learned some things.
Like, it was factual and then they make jokes about it.
I thought it was real good.
Where'd the baby go?
The baby, we got a free babysitter.
He's like, the baby, oh, yeah.
Yeah, we lived there.
I thought your theory was you could leave your baby at home for a couple hours.
It's just a baby.
Yes, but now my baby can roll over, so it's starting to be able to move.
You can't really do that.
When it could just lay there, there was no problem.
He could get in no trouble.
But now it's like,
How did you get a free babysitter?
Let's just say someone at daycare heard me talking about how I want to work to pay for a babysitter,
so they offered a babysit for free.
Wait, what?
No.
They said free.
Wow, that's a really nice person that works at a daycare.
Man, I wish I could get a mortgage payment for free.
Someone's listening.
Smart.
That'd be cool.
That'd be cool.
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The Bobby Bones show
Sometimes we just open it up
And go hey
What do you want to know
That we haven't talked about
In a while
Let's go to Dakota
In Alabama
Dakota you're on
This is what we call
The Bobby Bones Show
Press conference
Let's go
To Dakota in the corner
Dakota you're on
Hey I was wondering
If there's any way
You could tell much
That's surprise today
Oh, that's a good question
Great call
No
But I can tell it to
them on Friday of this week.
Okay.
So I can't tell them right now, but Lunchbox has a surprise coming that kind of has just been
out there for a couple months.
I wasn't allowed to tell them, and now I finally am.
So Friday of this week, Lunchbox will get to know what's going on with that.
So if you want to call us and hop in, 877-77, Bobby, get on with us.
Hey, Rich in Oklahoma, I think Rich is back down to bat.
Let's go.
It's a crazy press conference in here.
Guys, guys, please, Bobby, we'll get to all your questions.
I get to all your questions.
Hold on a minute.
Rich in Oklahoma.
Everybody, go ahead.
Rich, you're on.
Hey.
Rich, are you there?
Rich, are you there, buddy?
Oh.
Oh, Rich.
Oh, Rich.
You're on the air, buddy.
Bobbi-Boh.
What's up, Bobby?
Man, just doing the show.
What's up with you, bud?
Nothing just driving to work.
Lunchbox is the most underrated
guy in the show.
Cool.
Anyhow.
Anyhow.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
What?
What?
My radio.
Hello?
Hey, can you hear me?
Yes, go ahead.
So of like all career choices that you could have had, like, why radio?
Why radio?
Amy, you first.
Well, ever since you were five years.
Oh.
No, not about me.
I think she wants to know for you.
Oh, let's go around the room.
Amy, you're first.
I was like, well, I'll take this one.
I met Bobby.
We became friends and then decided to give it a go.
I fell into it because of it.
him. I had zero aspirations for radio, but here we are about 13 years later. So, I mean,
and now it's my career and I love it and I strive to do more with it. But in the beginning,
it just happened. And I'm trying to quit like three times. Oh yeah, definitely try to quit
three times. I don't even think this radio was about radio for you. It was just about
hanging out with all of us. Yeah, no. In fact, I remember when I was trying to decide if I was going to
join the show or not, whenever you called me to be like, hey, okay, do you want to come on and be the
co-host. I had a good job that I liked, and I called my mom, and I was like, what should I do?
And I remember she's saying, okay, well, if you're ever going to do something crazy like this,
like...
Crazy?
Well, like, going to be on a radio show. I don't know.
Amy was doing sales at the time.
Yeah, she's like, just do it now. You're young. You're like 24, 25. Go do it now.
And so I did it based on my mom being like, just give it a go now, and then you can always fall back on your
whatever else later. And now here we are.
With me, Rich, this is just one of the things.
things I wanted to do, but I've always known I wanted to do radio and be a comedian and write jokes and
write books. So I was able to do this the earliest. I started when I was 17. So, man, just,
I could get it. I did TV for a while, like news and hated that. It's too serious. So, yeah, I just
been doing this forever. So it's a teenager, man. Oh, man, that's awesome. All right, cool. Is that it
bud? Yeah, just bought your book. Oh, thanks, man. Well, good luck with those. Appreciate that.
All right. Thank you very much. Let's do one more. Let's go to, is this, uh, Jim
In Mississippi, Jammeen?
Jasmine?
I don't know.
They wrote Jamine up on the wall.
Sorry about that, Jasmine.
It's okay.
What would you like to say?
What is one of your happiest times on the show?
Happiest time on the show?
It's a tough one.
Amy, happiest time on the show?
Gawley, we've had some good moments for sure on this show.
I do.
One that comes to my mind is there was a captain in the Air Force,
Nathan Nelson, who we bought a house for him.
the listeners in us. He went and he, like a mortar ball went off and he couldn't move around
his house and he had a new kid. And so we got on the air and said, hey, and we were able to
buy him a house. Well, yeah, we had the camo, Pimp, and Joy shirts. It's stuff like that to me
that are super satisfying. So, Amy? Those are, I mean, those are the highlights. Like I would say
whenever we do Joy Week and maybe the very first one for me was super special. Stuff like
that. When we rallied together with our listeners and come together and make a difference somehow,
Lunchbox?
Ooh, happiest moments on the show.
I mean, when Garth Brooks sat in here and sang, I mean, it was like, wow, that's amazing.
I thought that was pretty cool.
McKenna in Ohio, you're on?
If Amy has used her microwave yet.
Oh, that's a good question, because Amy's so anti-microwave.
I have not.
You have not used it?
Nope.
McKinnon.
What are you waiting for?
It's in my pantry.
Still?
Yeah.
I mean, but there's an extension cord.
Apparently, our nanny uses it sometimes, but there's an extension cord.
It has been used.
I haven't been home, but my husband told me that it's been used.
So I don't know.
I still, I go old school.
I just take it to the stovetop.
It's not a big deal.
She goes old school.
Hey, McKenna, where do you live in Ohio?
I live in Millersburg, which is Holmes County.
Okay.
Hey, can I give you a prize?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wow.
But it's like a humongous prize.
And you know, this wasn't even competition, but I have one to give away.
If I give you a trip, can you probably go?
Yeah.
Okay.
Now, McKenny, what?
You're just going to, this is how you're giving away the trip?
Why not?
This is amazing.
Okay, okay, okay.
Brace yourself.
Yeah, oh yeah, break yourself, because you're going to win a three-day, two-night trip
for you and a guest to attend the IHart Radio Music Awards in Los Angeles, California
on March 14th?
No freaking way.
Yeah, round trip, airfare for two, two nights, hotel accommodations, two tickets,
to the show.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, it's a whole thing.
Taco Bell gave me this opportunity
to give a trip away
to the Iheart Radio Music Awards.
So as a reward to you, the fan,
I would like to give you this trip.
And again, airfare...
Oh, go.
Two nights hotel.
I'm gonna freak out!
Don't crash.
Two tickets to the Iheart Radio Music Awards.
We're giving away another trip
outside of this one at Bobby Bones.com.
The link to the top of our website.
But, yeah, thanks to Taco Bell,
the Iheart Ready Music Awards.
And, yeah,
Bobbybones.com, but really, McKenna, you just won.
There's nothing to it. You don't have to buy anything.
You literally just called, and I want to give you this trip.
And you can go, right?
Yes.
Who are you going to take with you? I'm putting you on the spot right here.
Thinking about that.
I'll probably take my fiance with me.
Is he going to freak out?
Probably.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Okay. I'm going to put you on hold.
We're going to get your information, and hopefully we'll see you out there.
Yeah, yeah.
I go fiancé on it, especially if he's a country music fan.
Yeah, she's online too.
Wow.
This is art musical.
It's all formats.
Oh, the awards.
Oh, the awards.
Oh, the awards.
Sorry, I was already thinking country fest.
No, this is like a month away.
And she just called to ask how Amy's microwave was doing.
You never know around this place.
Wow.
I know.
I'm like Oprah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's the story for you.
I'll watch this video.
It's insane.
This guy is texting.
He's walking down the street and he doesn't see a manhole.
It goes right into it.
It's unbelievable.
That's crazy.
A man was injured Sunday night when he was busy on a cell phone and did not notice an uncovered manhole at a construction site.
A camera in a dark street caught the moment.
I'm talking about he's walking guys.
It's dark.
But he's looking at his phone and he just disappears.
The man fell into the water sewage system and a passerby who saw it alerted authorities.
The firefighters pulled him to safety before he was transported to a hospital.
Are you watching the video?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
Hey, can you make that like into story?
Can I put that on my answer story?
That's a great one.
Yeah, we'll put it at bobbybones.com too.
But that's crazy, huh?
Yeah.
You know who's going to be on the show?
I believe Wednesday, Wednesday?
It's Colton Underwood, the Bachelor.
Okay.
Do you guys, what would you ask him if he's on?
I mean, there's a lot to know.
I mean, I want to know if they really do not eat the food because people told me that when
they go on those dinner dates, that they're not allowed to eat the food.
Okay.
I didn't even know that.
That would be a good question.
Which is so weird.
How do you sit there and not eat or drink?
You think he can say whether or not there's,
a legit drink limit because
I felt like there was unlimited drinks,
but other people have come on now and said
that there is a limit. You can't have like more than
two. And I'm like, these people are arguing like that
after just two? I think he'd say.
I don't know. But I tweeted at him
on like Saturday or so when he hit me back.
He's like, oh, come on, why not? Nice. So, yeah,
Colton Underwood. I wonder
if he's with it. I don't even know who wins.
Don't say if you do know. Have you guys looked
ahead? I don't ever look ahead because I don't want it to be
ruined. Speaking of relationships, Ramundo
and his girlfriend celebrated a five
years together over the weekend. Yeah, thank you. Come on. Look at you guys. Yeah, it was awesome. I can't
believe we made it five years. That's crazy. You posted on your Insta story a picture of her and it said
future bride. Yeah. See, that ended up then getting a little misconstrued. People thought we got
engaged or something like that. I was just saying like, she's going to be my bride someday,
but it didn't happen this weekend. Ray, the picture you posted her, she had tears in her eyes.
I literally sent her a text message. Yeah, I know. I honestly, I don't know what I was thinking.
and so I ended up having to delete the story because I was being blasted.
And she was like, oh no, he didn't propose.
I wish.
And I was like, oh my gosh, I'm sorry.
Happy anniversary.
What honor.
This story about how you guys met five years ago?
I was through my buddy's tender.
My buddy tendered her.
And before he left town, I was like, hey, give me that blonde chick's number.
Boom, five years later.
We've been dating now five years.
Did he ever, like, date her?
We all partied together.
He left town, though.
He was only here for a weekend.
And I said, hey, that one blonde chick was really hot.
Can I steal her number from you?
And he did.
Rest is history.
He smoocher?
No, because we were all just hanging out together.
Thank God they didn't.
That'd have been awkward.
So he met her on Tinder.
Yep.
And then you were like, can I get that girl you tendered with?
Yep.
We hung out with them at her place, which is where I now live.
We went to some bars together, had a great time.
And then I made sure I got her digits because I didn't get them from her when we were hanging out, but stole them from him from him.
So how did you plan on celebrating the big five years?
Like, because y'all were, we're all drinking all day?
We were drinking all day.
Ray was so drunk.
I went out and met with him that night.
You did?
Ray was so drunk at dinner.
That's the thing when you get brunch specials.
We go to this one place and you could get two bottles of champagne for the price of one.
I mean, that's just going to lead to trouble.
If you could lead it to trouble.
So did you plan like the brunch?
Did you have the whole thing?
Because I didn't know what your plans were.
Five years is a big deal.
Oh, I know.
Yeah.
We bounced around.
We wanted to go to all the bars that we've gone to the past five years.
We met up with friends at Aldeens.
We did it right.
And then we did dinner at night.
And to make it the entire day, I was pretty impressed with us.
Yeah.
Yeah, he was pretty...
Shout out to Bobby for...
I know he did the dinner.
So I thought that that was super thoughtful and sweet.
Oh, it was so dope because it was a very nice restaurant.
So, I mean, I obviously, I want, you know, I mean, it's my girl.
So I, like, wanted to pay for it.
But hey, Bones is paying for it, baby.
Let's go.
Bring out the steak.
Bring out the drinks.
We were doing everything.
Did you, did she know that Bobby was, like, had gifted that to y'all?
Well, yeah, I guess.
But then at the end, it's kind of obvious, you know, when I'm not, like, getting out my credit card.
Wait, Bobby paid for your anniversary.
As a gift, an anniversary gift.
What?
Yeah!
I texted Raymundo.
What in the world?
I texted Raymondo and I said, hey, congratulations on five years.
I have you guys a reservation set at this nice restaurant.
I've paid for everything.
And so he goes and they go.
And by the time the dinner was ending, I went over to see them.
And he was so drunk.
At dinner.
But it was good.
You guys had a good time.
We had such a great time.
We was drinking wine and don't ever get the drink.
It's called the voodoo dolls because I think it was straight tequila.
Yeah?
Yeah.
And it hit me real hard.
I don't really remember the ride home.
In that Uber, all I know is we did a little kissing.
Do you remember me coming and seeing you guys?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh my goodness.
What?
You paid for their dinner.
I didn't, I wasn't planning on going over there.
I understand that.
Yeah, I said it all up.
Yeah, you call and you give them the credit card and you say,
hey, whatever they do, it's on me.
And then you say where the tip is ahead of time.
Wow.
My wedding anniversary is May 16th or 17th.
or he didn't ask
no I'm not asking
I'm just letting everybody know
I literally text him
was like what are you guys doing
for your anniversary
he's like he's like
nothing where are you want to meet up
and I was like no
I'm not meeting up
but yeah
congratulations Ramundo
yeah I thought you were inviting us
over to the pool or something like that
and then you're like no no no
here's the plan
you're going to a dinner
I'm like oh okay cool
I didn't know it was a pool party or what
it was like 12 degrees
I know I thought yours turned hot though at night
you know
at night it turns it to
studio 59
or whatever that place was
Okay, Ray Mundo, thank you.
Yeah, hey, thank you.
I appreciate it.
Congratulations, bud.
Five years.
Almost time for that wedding ring.
And probably shouldn't be tweeting my future bride.
I know.
With an arrow on her head.
And with her looking teary-eyed, like he just proposed.
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that helps you sleep.
Okay.
Sounds like the perfect excuse
to eat ice cream before bed.
I'm into that.
It's only available online
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the answer is possibly more ice cream.
There's a company called night food.
I don't know, it's slippery slope to eat ice cream to go to sleep.
It's very different than regular ice cream,
but they say regular ice cream is bad for your sleep
because of the sugar or, how do you say, sucralose?
Yeah.
Or caffeine.
Yeah.
This has extra protein, lots of other amino acids and enzymes.
And it's also low calorie with 320 calories in a pint.
Oh, a whole pint?
In a pint.
Wow.
Can you eat the whole thing for 320 calories?
There are eight different flavors.
And again, it's sleep ice cream.
It's not a commercial.
It's called night food.
There's no like Xanax crushed up in there or something.
I don't think so.
So I stopped taking any sort of Xanax at all on December 22nd of last year.
And then I broke it and took like a quarter of one last night.
I get random anxiety just just crush me.
And I was like, you know what?
You can take a piece of one.
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I had to.
Yeah.
I get these random anxiety attacks when I'm, right before I go to sleep.
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Because I'm trying to like do breathing exercises to go to sleep.
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I try to get you to use those oils.
Oils.
I mean, as long as you notice when you need it and then you take it.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't go back to where you're taking it too much.
I know.
I'm off everything.
except one, I took the one quarter of one.
But I knew the last time I took it was December 22nd.
Yeah.
To February 10th last night, it was pretty good for me.
It's a good run.
All right, it's going to wrap it up for us.
Amy, what's going on today?
We're recording a podcast with my husband.
What?
Yeah.
He's going to be on your podcast?
This week.
Wow.
Yeah.
Oh, come on.
Wow.
I have a new podcast up with two of my friends from Dancing with the Stars 2 pros, Emma and Sasha.
Emma danced with John Schneider this season,
and Sasha danced with Mary Loretten.
And so that's up.
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You can hear that.
Probably going to do a Grammy's podcast after the show today.
You want to hop in that one, Eddie?
I'm in.
We kind of go over a lot of the Grammy stuff.
Just search Bobbycast, wherever you listen to podcasts.
I got some catching up to do.
I got to fly on Wednesday to do American Idol for the rest of the week.
So I got to get some packing.
With that show, you can only wear a clothes one time.
Because you're on TV?
Yeah.
I'll write the same thing every episode that let me.
Just do the, you know, Bill Gates and wear the...
Same shirt, same pants.
Because you either have to go all the way in the same
or be different every time.
Does Bill Gates do that too?
Or is that Jobs?
Or is Steve Jobs?
I don't know.
Some guy didn't have been to a computer.
Yeah, yeah.
I think you meant Steve.
Yeah, I probably did.
It's Monday.
Give me a break.
Lunchbox?
I got to take the kid to get a shot.
He's got some shot at the doctor,
so I got to do that.
And then I got to get a nap, man.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Get that nap.
All right, we're going to go.
I'll probably box a little bit of my shoulders, okay.
Oh, yeah.
Otherwise, I'll do some spin class or something.
You're going to work out?
Yeah, I'm going to work out.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Thanks for hanging out and see you Tuesday morning.
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Yeah.
This is a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
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