The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Pranks Spas For His Mom + Bobby Talks To A ‘Karen’ About Her Name + Bobby’s Mailbag: Mom Found Vape In Son’s Room

Episode Date: June 23, 2020

Lunchbox prank calls spas asking if they could give his mom a massage at their place. We talk to a real life Karen right now to see how she really feels about having the name Karen. Plus, Bobby reads an email from a listener who found a vape pen in her 13 year old's room! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's very flat. Or what do they call that? Skater-ish. Oh, it doesn't feel like a flat brim because it's got a way shorter brim. But it's totally flat all the way across. Was that skater? Yeah, it's Vans. It says it's a Vans hat.

That's skater. That's his National Geographic song it's Explorer. Is there a globe in the back of it? Uh-huh. Do you? Dude, you're an official explorer. Well, this is my show's on this channel. I know.

That's pretty legit. I bet that feels cool wearing that. Well, I haven't done the show yet. Maybe one episode? No, no. I've done no episodes yet. Yeah, yeah. We're going, I told you, I can't, I don't know what their rules are, me saying what episodes are.

But, um. You told me a couple. I'm going to South Texas in a few weeks, down to the border. You tell me the South Texas one. What? What are you doing down there? I'm stopping legal drugs. No, you're not stopped that.

Oh, man. You won't make that way. You'll be broken in the first. Is that what you're doing? It's my goal to stop. all legal drugs. And I told him I will not come back until I do it. No, it has nothing to do with that. But I am going down to the border down South Texas. Where are you going on? You going to McCallon?

Are you, oh. I can't, I don't, I don't know that. Let me see if I can find the town. Okay. Brownsville? But. Sure, all the valley? All the real grand valley? I'll try to find it. Okay. I'll let you know, but I'm going down there. Um, going to Alaska too. I know that one. Did I say that on the air? That's cool. I'm going to do an episode or two in Alaska. Hawaii probably. He might as well do two while you're there. Well, that's what I want to do because it's such a long trip,

because we're going to the tip, the Arctic of Alaska, as tall as you can get on the map. Like, the top of the head there. It's not tall. Yeah, my mind. It's a tall part of the map.

It's Tuesday. Someone hit us up and said, why don't you do the Tuesday song anymore? So here we go. I haven't done this in a while. It's been a bit. I'm a little rusty. Don't hate.

It's just me living my life. I'm good. I ain't great. Here we go. The best day of the week. You all know what's my time. So I made a song about Tuesday so happens it rhymes The lowest number of crimes

The Super Bingo at 9 I don't know how you do your Tuesday This is how I do mine The sun comes up There's a smile on my mouth, why? Because I love Tuesday is the first thing I shout Free Zumba this morning and every Tuesday at 5 I got my spandex on it's time to head to the Y

Tuesday H-O-A-Duesday Housewife's going boozee I'm just talking about Tuesday Tuesday Brown cow goes Moose Day Eat some cash

Tuesday I'm just talking about Tuesday Verse 2, it's Tuesday Is my recycling on the curb As I drive off Yep my recycling's on the curb I mean Friday's a fine Because it's casual and all

But I'm always more productive On my Tuesday conference call my after work plans I got my spray tan I'm drinking lemon water at me some cayenne Pebbles and Bam Bam I'm watching C-SPAN And then it's two for one at Sond with a cony in each hand I'm singing Tuesday

HOA Tuesday Housewives going booze day I'm just talking about Tuesday Tuesday Brown cow goes moose day Eat some cashews day I'm just talking about Tuesday Here we go I go to Marty Graw

On a Tuesday I go to CromagmaGaw On a Tuesday I'm playing Pokemon On a Tuesday Game out of my mom On a Tuesday Hey

Come on They're pretty good First time back It felt good Yeah yeah Yeah I gotta catch my breath A little rusty Yeah Mike D made some notes here

He says Tuesday post show Tuesday song returns Plus draft update Mike do we have a draft update from yesterday's draft The category was Favorite chain restaurants Were you in yesterday?

I was not So you can't lose. See? You can ever finish last if you don't get in. Which means you get your number one pick next week. That's good. That's true too. Yeah, you'll be first up next week.

I don't know how you time that out, but you do it perfectly. Yeah. Okay, here we go. Thanks. I do something right. And last place was Raymundo. Oh, wow. Dang, you was at Cheesecake Factory.

Get you every time. His picks were Chili's number one, Cheesecake Factory at 2 and Sonic at 3. Ramundo, you will not be in next week's draft. They'll all still be parked exotic Sonic after work. I know you are. Who are the voters? No one's hating any of them. I actually like all of them. Don't hate the voters. I love the voters. First you were blaming Cheeseick Factory and now

oh, okay, yeah. Now it's the voters. Eddie, finished next to last year still in. That's weird, man. Cracker barrel, which I thought was a really good pick. Cracker Barrel, Waterburger, and Pizza Hut. Yeah. I think Waterburger's too regional. I felt like all Texas was going to come to the polls and vote, but I guess not. Next up in third place was lunchbox with Texas Roadhouse, Cheddar's and Chipotle. Cheddar was my downfall because people all over were tweeting.

I've never heard of Cheddar. I didn't realize this was regional. I was my fault. Bad research. I asked, we asked. I was like, is that regional? And you said no. Wherever I've been, I'd seen Cheddar.

But you've only been at three states. That's what I'm saying. Bad research, bad investigation. That cost me in the draft. But I'll be back next week. So Morgan number two and I are the two that could win. And if she hits this one, she's pretty much taken over the lead. But she didn't.

She finished second. Wow. With Taco Bell, Olive Garden, and Buffalo Wild Wings at 26% of the vote. Good picks. Not bitter at all. Yeah, and then I went with Chick-fil-A out back in Waffle House. Yeah, those are good. So what are we going to do next week?

Because I probably should start researching now. I don't know. Mike Deeg has a list he gives me. It has like 10 things on it. And then he goes, I like this one, this one, this one. Because if I'm first, I also tend to blow it. That's true. What would you like to do, Amy?

Do you have the score, Mike? It is up there, let me see. Right now, Bobby 7, Morgan 7, Lunchbox 6, Amy won. Amy has a win? Yeah. Which one was that? She's won this season? Are you sure?

It was the one where she walked her dad. Yeah, y'all said I was a hater because after coronavirus, what did I want to do? I said, I would take my dad on the walk. What was it? Oh, favorite sounds? Was her favorite sound her dad walking? No, that's not a good. No, okay, I didn't win.

But I didn't lose. Did you watch a Medea movie last night? Yeah, I did. Oh, Medea is awesome. my first one ever. Which one? Hello. I watched Mama's Big House.

Hold on. Let me see. Mama goes to the big house? No, no, no, no. It's Mama's big family. And hilarious. So funny. Hilarious.

No, it's cheesy. I'll be real. It's like the, it's just your cheesy comedies. But dude, I LOLed a few times. I've never watched Medea. And I guess Tyler Perry plays Medea. And I'm telling you after like 10 minutes, 15 minutes of it, I forget that's Tyler Perry. Really?

Yeah. It's really. really, really funny. Caitlin and I watched King of Staten Island last night, which is Pete Davidson movie. It's kind of about his life, like loosely based on his life, and this movie, too, his dad dies as a fireman.

Because Pete Davidson's dad died 9-11 as a fireman. So that sounds sad. It is not a... It's a comedy, but it's not a L-O-L comedy. You know? Yeah? It's pretty... It's too long.

It's two hours and 20 minutes or so. That's long. It's way too long. And just for anybody that's curious, Pete Davidson was on S&L and he was also engaged to Ariana Grande for like a minute. And dated Kate Beck & Sell. That's right. And Cindy Crawford's daughter.

Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, I had to Google, so I figured other people might be like, wait, who? Oh, yeah. Pretty well. Pete Davidson and Machine Gun Kelly were best friends. Pete Davidson, like, disappeared from SNL. Machine Gun Kelly went and saved him.

Remember that? Anyway, he's, Pete Davidson is really funny. It was pretty good. I don't know. I never was like, this is great, but I was never like, this is not for me. me. I was kind of in this weird purgatory of it's pretty good. Sounds like a pretty solid movie.

You got to really kind of like that Pete Davidson style, though, to think the movie's good. Okay. It's pretty good. I give it three and a half out of five bongs. Oh, they smoke a lot of that? They do so, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mike, what you give it? 2.5. Oh, okay.

I think you set the expectation so low for me that I liked it more. I figured that would happen. Yeah. Do that to every movie. Even ones you think are good. come in and do a version of this show just from me. He's like, no, man, Avengers 1 out of 5. And I'm like, this is going to suck. You're like, it's actually pretty good. It's a great of movie I've never seen.

So, yeah, I saw that. Let's see, what else do I have here that I want to do? Chris Lane tweeted the golf channel is the greatest channel ever created. I guess he tweeted this last night or the night before. I think he did it like Sunday night or something, but... What channel do you really think is the greatest channel ever created? Easy.

Easy. Are you going to say ESPN? Nope. Oh, interesting. Because ESPN is the easy answer. No, and mine, I've even told my wife, like, if I ever have a lot of money, and I know this is kind of, this, this has been our conversations lately. If I ever have a lot of money, I want to donate to this channel to keep it alive forever. PBS?

Nope. Go ahead. Turner Classic Movies. But that's not, they don't fundraise to keep it going. If they ever decide, like, they're going to, because I mean, really, who watches that channel? Nobody. Probably me and like 10 other people. but I would love to see that channel survive forever.

But can't you just watch all those movies on demand if the channel goes down? Well, yeah, not for free though. Like you really, even you look up a no-name movie from 1947 or whatever that's kind of like got bad reviews and everything. It's still $3 to rent. I'm like, I've never rent that for $3. I'm going to pick Nick, Nickelodeon, Nick at night. Because pound for pound, they have kids in the daytime and the 90s and 2000 stuff in the evening. Retro TV, yeah.

It's like friends and, you know. King of Queens and then in the daytime SpongeBob all the kids shows I'm going Nickelodeon slash Nick at Night is the best channel

Because they have a lot of versions now pound for pound That's what you get Nickelodeon you Amy I mean I'm debating between Bravo and like Hallmark channel Because Christmas movies are so great You have to go Bravo though right

Because Bravo's good all the time I guess they have everything You're right Bravo Lunchbox Easy MTV They have everything you want They have movies They have reality shows

they have scripted shows. The one thing they don't have, music. Do they still have music videos on TV? No, you can go to MTV 2 for that. Oh, no. Morgan? Disney. All the way, Disney.

Do they do adult stuff on Disney? They have Disney after dark. Mickey's like, Okay, Minnie. Like Disney Channel? You should look sexy tonight. Yeah, Disney Channel. I mean, they play a lot of Disney movies on there.

And those are stuff that I watch, which is like live action remakes sometimes. I see a lot more of those, like Bazaar Vark and Zach and Cody's Secret Life and all those like weird teeny shows. I like to fall asleep to Disney though. It makes me happy. I don't know why I like to be in a good mood when I fall asleep. Disney makes me happy.

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H-E-L-P. Betterhelp.com slash Bobby. Betterhelp.com slash Bobby. Hey guys. Welcome to Tuesday's show. Morning, studio. Morning. Here's a call from Julia and Cynthia in Alabama. Morning, studio. Morning Bobby. It was my birthday recently and my mom got you to sign a copy of your book, say, until you don't. I'm really excited to read it. I've, love your show and I'm so happy that you signed it. It means a lot to me. Thank you a lot. Here's my mom.

Morning Studio. Thank you again, Bobby, for signing that for Julia. Just wanted your listeners to know that you are a guide to your word and you hold up your end of bargain, big or small no matter what the issue. Julie and I decided to make a donation to the Humane Society here in Montgomery. That's what we're going to do to honor y'all in the show for signing that for Julia. It means so much. Oh wow. Thanks a lot. I appreciate that.

Speaking of dogs, the Humane Society, mine is really on a trip right now. He just figured out how to get into the food closet, or sorry, as you rich folks call it, the pantry. And he can now almost climb up the little shelves. He's a big dog. He's 60 pounds, a little bit short but thick. And for two days in a row, he's found the powdered sugar. And we can always find them by following the trail of powdered sugar all the way through the house. No, you would think, right? Sounds funny.

No, not at all. He's a little. Because one, it's so messy to clean up. The floor is so sticky afterward. And then two, he's on a sugar high. All the, and then he finally just passes out. But he loves powdered sugar. It's like his dad, loves that sugar.

But he's just kind of, he's been a little difficult right now. Yeah. I don't know what's going on with him. But he's healthy. It's the healthiest he's ever been. He hasn't been to the vet. I don't believe in the jinks. But he hasn't been to the vet in a while.

You need to keep a little. tracker. So many health issues from when he's a puppy to now. But he's a year old about a year and a month old. But man, he is a stout dog. He's so big. Amy saw him. She came over the house. And I have a bruise on my leg. Every time I see him, I get a bruise.

It's fine. I call it my little Stanley Mark of Love. Oh, that's sweet. We haven't quite got him to stop jumping yet because he gets excited about new people. And he just kind of jumps up, but he's a hoss, man. He's a hoss. He's a hoss. Let's do the push-up.

Let's see who did their push-up. We had 500 push-ups we're supposed to be able to do. There are four of us left in the push-up challenge. We do this because Mark Ruffalo said he did 500 push-ups a day for, I think, a month training for this movie. Eddie, your first. Were you able to do a 500 push-ups yesterday? Yeah, Mark Ruffalo's full of crap, man. I can't do it anymore.

I tried so, so hard. I made it to about 350, and my arms were just not budging. I mean, we're done. We were toast. I fell asleep. And even this morning, I was like, let me try to, I mean, we still got time. Get some men before the show. Couldn't do it, man.

So you're out. I'm out. I'm out. I did a pretty good run, though. I had one full day where I did it. The first day, first day I fell short because my calculations were wrong. Second, I did it fully, and I was never really sore. And even now, I'm not crazy sore. Like, my arms, they hurt a little bit.

Back hurts, but I'm out. But you're out? Yeah. One down. I'm in still. But I'm starting to have fatigued. It's crazy, man. Because even breaking it up, because I'll do a hundred.

I'll do five times a day. I'll do 100 pushups. But I'm starting to have fatigue. After about my third set, I started to go, uh-oh. This is not going to go so good. So the fatigue is setting in. But I feel like if I do this every day, I'll be jacked. But I'm still in. I'm hurting, but I'm still in. Ramundo? Yeah, this one was pretty simple for me.

I was looking over my notes. I was able to knock out 50 at a time once. But I tended to be about 20 at a time, spread out over six hours. It was very, very easy. I feel like my wheelhouse is six hours, then I can spread it out enough. It was easy. So you got all 500 in? Yes, all 500.

Morgan? I'm still in. It might be my last day, though, because I'm getting ready tired. I keep saying that every day. I really am. I did like 300 during an hour workout, and then I did the other 200 at night. And by the time I hit that last 100, I was struggling pretty bad. Yeah, I just feel tired.

Yeah, tired. Hey, Mike, do you know what the charity donation is up to now? Because now I owe 60 more Yeah, because everybody's still in Three of us are anyway Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, four and four, 80 and 80, 160 plus 30 more, so 190 is what I owe now. I did that tibulation real quick.

All in your head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mike still got the calculator out. So I'm at 190. Or is it 20 bucks a pop? It was 20 bucks a pop. It's 20, not 10. It's okay.

And Eddie's only done one day. You get in credit for two. No, just, yeah, just one. You know, but you got to the second. I'm giving you credit for the first day. Oh, cool. Thank you. Yeah, yeah.

So it's 160 plus 60, so 220. Dang. We're 220 donated to our soldier that we're trying to build a house for. Which, by the way, you can still be a part of that movement. Just go to Bobby Bones.com. Morgan, is it still up on the front? Yep, it's still right up there. If you want to get some pimping joy shirts or hats, still get it in time for Fourth of July, maybe, Amy?

Oh, no, not Fourth of July. Forget that, yes, but you can still help. But there's stuff that's not even. red, white, and blue that's super cute that people have been loving, like, the neon pink and the purple. There you go. And dad hats. Like, you need those all summer long.

You need them. That's right. Yeah. And we don't keep any of the money. Zero dollars and zero cents. Amy, you and I have been together for 12, 13 years. Oh, no. 14 now.

14. Look at that. One of the best things that happened to me. Oh, that's nice. You know, this whole show has just been me being able to hire my friends because no one ever expected us to be warped crap. No company put us together. We started off small and I've been able to bring in folks and Eddie's one of them. Eddie's our video producer now, but we met. We were friends way before we worked together. How would you describe Eddie to our audience, Amy?

If they're new to the show, describe Eddie to them. Oh, always happy, like funny, but occasionally the happening is like there's occasionally little moments where I don't know what I'm like, that's not Eddie. But I would say 99% of the time, the, like, smiling and saying hi to everybody, friends with all kinds of people. Yeah. Works hard. Good with video.

Can sing. What else? A dad of four. Like, just an overall, likeable guy. Yeah, likable. A little too go with the flow in my mind sometimes. Oh, yeah. That's why we work together.

Like, I am very type A, but he's very type B. and that's why we are able to spend a lot of time together. Yeah. But I'm the one that always says like, what do you want to do? Whatever you guys want to do. He is that guy. And sometimes I'm like, don't you have an opinion? Don't you care what we do?

Not really, man. I have every opinion. Whatever you want to do, let's do it. It's almost that he's always, he's normally so chill that that's why I brought up those, I mean, there's a few moments where he hasn't been that it's been like, you're watching like. But that's you too. I know, me too. Oh, no.

I'm not saying. I know. But for Eddie, it's see, it's so rare that when it happens, I feel like we're watching like something. really crazy. I'm like, what's happening? I've snapped a few pounds. Because he literally might be the nicest person I've ever met. That's, yeah. Both of you two are like the nicest two people ever, which is great for me because I come in here grumpy as crap in the morning. But the reason I ask and get the Eddie set up, Eddie's also a proud Mexican too.

That's a yes, I am. Oh, sorry, I left out your ethnicity. It's okay. Eddie wants to have a Harley. What would you think about Eddie on a Harley after just, after walking through all that? I could see, I mean, he likes to be in his Jeep with the top down. So he likes the wind in his face. So I guess I could see it.

I really want you to be careful if you do, but. So what happened? We're just driving down the road, the whole family, and a pack of Harleys, we're just driving next to us. You can just hear the brr-r-r-and- I looked at him like, you know, I told my wife, I was like, you know what, this is weird. You may not know this about me, but I've always said, if I had money, like, plenty of of money to buy whatever I wanted, I would buy a Harley for sure and go cruising on the back roads on Saturdays going to the hill country, the mountains, whatever in my Harley.

There's always been a thing inside of me since I was a kid and be like, I will someday own a Harley. But are you a thrill seeker? No, no, no, no. Because I feel like Harley riders or motorcycle riders, they like some sort of a thrill. So like down when I lived in South Texas, I used to surf. I wasn't a big surfer, but I was a longboard surfer. You know what I'm saying?

Like I would just lay back and ride the wave. Kind of like the way you were saying about my personality. Very chill. Ride the wave. That's what a Harley is, dude. You sit back, lower the seat and just drive. Cruise, not fast, but cruise. Have you looked at prices?

Well, not of a new one. And we have Harleys that could be a sponsor. Yeah, no, I don't, I've never. And well, to just follow up, my wife right away was just like, you're crazy. I'm like, no, it's really something. She's like, I would, she said, I would freak. out every single minute you were on that thing. Oh, so she wouldn't ride with you?

No. Let me ask you this. If I could get you a Harley endorsement. Come on. Keep talking. And I don't have any, I don't know I could, but we have Harley dealerships here. Could you keep a Harley at the house? Ooh, I do have a half garage.

I can probably put it in there. Move some tools. Mostly not about physically keep it there, but your wife let you keep it there. Oh, yeah. Can you imagine my kids? Think about how cool I would be in the eyes of my kids. They would be like, dang, we thought Dad was kind of cool. But he has a Harley now.

And then instead of me coming home, my Jeep, they hear the rumble like, oh, dad's coming. Hey, scuba, can you reach out to the Harley dealership, see if they're looking for an endorser? Yeah, well, I'll make it happen. Send them this clip. Okay, all right, cool. Dude, this is amazing.

If we can pull this off, this is amazing. I don't know if we can pull it off. And I would wear a helmet and all that, of course. And I'd have to buy a leather jacket. Yeah, a vest. Dang, dude, 2020, Harley Davidson StreetBob. 134, low miles, choice extras, call now.

Man. You're going to have to join. No, not a club. We got to see if you can get. But anyway. Not join a motors like the club. Let's just see what happens. Sons of anarchy.

No, Amy. Oh, man. Maybe ride with a rich lawyers or something. That's it. I always like doing these calls. Philomena is on the phone right now. Hey, Philomena. Hello?

How are you? Good. How are you? I'm pretty good. It's Bobby Bones. I do a radio show. Yes. Yeah.

You familiar with it or no? Yes, I am. Yes, I love talking to people that have heard the show. So where do you live, Philomena? I live in Hudson, Michigan. Where is Hudson? Is that like on the Mitten? No, it's the southern part of Michigan.

We're 10 miles from the Ohio line. Oh, cool. And what station do you listen to us on or online or how do you listen to the show? I listen to the Buckeye Country out of Toledo. Love it. Big shout out to Buckeye Country. Okay. You're probably wondering, why in the world am I talking to Bobby Bones, right?

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Yeah. Wow. Amazing. Filomena, I'm going to ask you the question now. What are you going to buy me? Well, I guess you'd have to go on a color trip with us up north. That's a little too cold.

Listen, Ramundo's from Michigan. He's got a different blood. Your blood's a little thicker than mine, Raymondo. Yeah, it's thinned out, though. I've lived here for about 10 years. So, all right. Well, listen, Philemona, I'm very grateful that you listen to the show. I'm very excited that you're going to win $1,000 in cash.

What do you think you're going to do with that money for real? Actually, we were talking about it, and probably this fall we will take a trip into the upper peninsula for when the leaves turn. Like Traverse City or Potoski? St. Ignis. I'm just looking at a map. I'm just yelling names are on a map up here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Hey, thank you very much. I'm going to put you on hold. Make sure we have all your information right. But you just won $1,000. That is great.

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A thousand bucks richer, just like that. All right, that's what we do. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two, 30-second skinny. Jake Owen posted a clip of himself singing with his daughter, Pearl. It's a rendition of Girl on Fire by Alicia Keys, and he captioned it, this Pearl is on fire. Darius Rucker is working with Lady A on a new show.

song. There aren't many details yet, but he said the new single will be coming out this summer, and it's a lot of fun. Brett Eldridge talked about getting into meditation. I used to think that meditation was something that you'd like sit down and go home and start floating or something, you know, and I started reading into it. And it was so powerful to get into that and just sit there and take some time to yourself and just send silence. And Morgan number two, that's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. 92-year-old Mary Summers went into Integrity Tires, which is a tire shop in Richmond, Texas,

after she got to nail one of her tires. Now, the mechanic noticed that her tires were cracked and that they were unsafe just generally. She needed all new tires. The cost was $600. She was like, I can't afford that. So she was just fixed the one nail on the tire. Well, a Texas department of public safety trooper

was sitting right behind her waiting to have his oil changed, and he heard this and was like, you know what? He goes and pays for it without her even knowing. The mechanic told Mary that everything you been paid for by the trooper, and he was just there waiting to get his oil change, happened to hear it. She couldn't believe it. Days later, she finally got to meet Officer Drew Stoner and personally thanking for the big surprise.

Texas DPS trooper Drew Stoner said he didn't want the attention, but it was just something his gut told him to do. Wow. That's a great story. It's awesome. Dang. And he wasn't even on the job there. He's a good dude.

And just to think she could have, like, had a blowout later if that wouldn't have been fixed. There you go. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. This story comes to us from England.

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So I've got to turn myself in by calling for help. Or do you go like the guy who climbed the mountain and break your leg off and leave? Remember the guy who had to break his arm? Oh, yeah. Oh, well, same difference. It was his arm. Oh, I don't know. You probably don't do that if you're going to get like a misdemeanor.

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Sunday.com. I'm going to play you a theme to a classic TV show. Just name the show. Now, they're pretty easy when we start. They'll get harder as we go. And I edit some of these to take out the really obvious answers. Okay? Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, Morgan, you're into.

Although these are classic shows, and you're 26. Yeah, good luck. Yeah, make it like no rounds. All right, here we go, and here is number one. I made it edit there. Good at it. Oh, I was waiting for that part. Okay.

But you know it, right? Yeah. This is supposed to be the easiest one on the list. Lunchbox is struggling. I don't think I've ever heard this in my life. Yes, you have. For sure. For sure he has.

Will you play that from the beginning again? Everybody in? Yeah. All right, lunchbox coming to you first. Little house on the prairie. No, no, no, no. Everybody. Morgan, do you have it?

Sesame Street? Yeah. Can you tell me how to get to Sessamine. Sweet Street. Yeah. Still the theme song now. Come on, man. So, okay, that was the easiest one.

Lunchbox is out. Next up. Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed. A poor motte near barely kept his family fed. And then one day he was shooting at some food. And up through the ground come a bubble and crew. Black, gold, Texas tea. Well, the next thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kin folks said, Jed, move away. away from there. They said California is the place you want to be, so it loaded up the truck and they moved. All right. Beverly Hills, swimming pools, movie stars. Morgan is completely stunned, the one that I would even know the lyrics to

such an old song. You don't know that show? No, I have no idea. I mean, I don't know if it was given it away with, like, Beverly Hills maybe, but I don't think it was. Okay, here it is one more time. Amy, you struggling or do you have it? I got it. Morgan, are you in?

Yeah, I'll give it a guess. I'll go to you first, Morgan. Home on the range? Is that a show? I don't know. Not right. Amy? Beverly Hillbillies.

Lunchbox? Oh, sorry, Eddie? Beverly Hillbillies. Yeah, that's right. Beverly Hillbillies. Yeah, black gold. Texas tea. Dang.

Okay. This next one, I don't... What? Let me jump in up. Let me jump this one. Ray, let's do number 8. You're traveling through another dimension.

A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead. Your next stop, the Twilight Zone. All right. Can you name that classic TV theme? Amy? The Twilight Zone.

Eddie? Couldn't admit it edit there? Twilight Zone. I know. I didn't make it edit there on that one. I like how you were trying to look at your point. paper like you didn't hear that. Good one.

I bet. Okay, we'll do the, do number three, Ray. Uh-oh. Oh, you guys both have this? Oh, yeah, it's so good. Yeah, for sure. I'll turn it up. I think it's dead. MASH.

Eddie? MASH. Yeah, the highest rate episode of all time. Most watched all time ever in TV history was Mashed. The finale? Yeah. I've never seen an episode of MASH. It used to come on and they used to be like, can this show get over so wrestling can come on? You're right. It did come around that time. Okay, name this one.

And. Only two people remain. I love the show. On the count of three, say it. One, two, three. Inspector Gadget. Good. Na-na-na-na-in-na-in-a-d-d-d-dadgette.

Okay, next one. Named a song. Jamie's struggling right now. Hawaii 5-0. Eddie? Dang, Hawaii 5-1. Nice. I had Miami Vice.

Okay, but you got the beach vibe. All right, next one. Here we come. Oh, crap. We get the funniest looks from. Everyone we meet. Edit Edit

Edit I'm in Is this a TV show? Come on Amy I know it The TV show? Yeah Okay

Amy The monkeys Yeah The monkeys Hey hey with the monkeys Oh okay All right I won't have a couple left

Somebody's gonna fall soon Next up Mr. Trouble Never hangs around When he hears this mighty sound Here I come to save the day Yes or when there is a road to write

On the sea or on the sea Or on the land He gets a situation well in hand So though we are in danger We never despair Because we know that where there's danger He is there He is there

On the land, on the seat in the air We're not worrying at all Andy Kaufman do some of this too On Saturday Night Live Land Sea Air Go ahead What do you have? Wait what?

Like a seal What do you have? Land Sea I don't know Um Popeye Popeye is incorrect Eddie for the win

I got her Mighty Mouse Mighty Mouse Here I come to save the day Mighty Mouse is on his way It makes sense you want Eddie nice job Wait wait what do you mean by that

Because you're the oldest Oh, they were waiting. This was waiting more of my time. Everybody was born. Yeah, but he clearly grew up watching some of them. No, I did not. He was on Nick at night. I watched it too.

Hater. This is your Saturday morning TV. No. Yay, it's turning to hate fest. That's so rude. Nice job, Eddie. Thanks, man. I was looking at a story about a woman who,

she burned two police cars during protests, and she was caught after police found the shirt that she was wearing on Etsy. That's how they tracked her. They noticed a review she'd left for that shirt, and they went and got her and identified her by that. The detective order. Don't we know the number one rule when you commit a crime is don't wear your personally

Etsyed stuff? Duh, come on. Duh. I saw that. That cannonball run, you know that race? You familiar with that? No. So it's where they go all the way across the country, and they see how fast they can drive from

one tip of the country to the other. I think it's L.A. to New York, officially, right? And it's how fast can they drive from L.A. to New York? The new record's been set. A guy in a rented Mustang. and he replaced the back seats with fuel tanks, which, by the way, if it's rented, you're taking the seats out of a rented car?

That's what people do. And I was talking about that a couple days ago. So he only had to get gas once because part of the speed of the cannonball run is you got to stop for gas. And also, he averaged 108 miles an hour. He did it in 26 hours. If you get pulled over by the cops,

you go to jail, there's time on the side of the road. But the overall New York City to Redondo Beach, California record has been broken at 26 hours doing that whole... That's crazy. That's crazy. One man, one car, 25 hours, 55 minutes,

an average speed of 108 miles per hour. He's 44 years old, Hancock, Maine. He rented a Mustang GT, took out the seats. He took out a bunch of other interior stuff, strapped in extra fuel tanks, which made it about 130 gallons, and then just said, let's go. I'll be so skit.

My butt will be puckered the whole time. Oh, yeah. You're averaging 108. which means you're probably doing $130, $140 at times. Because there have got to be times you're going through residential parts. You got to slow down. Do you remember the movies back in the 80s? I saw, no.

Was that Burr Reynolds? Yeah, Verre Reynolds and Dom DeLois. Doing what? That race. They're all racing each other. They would all start at the same time and who can get to the finish line first from all the way across the country. Yes, but the thing in the movie is they would all do different little.

They would wear costumes to act like one of them would be like, one group would be like their military people. so if they got pulled over, they're like, oh, we're on a mission. We can't stop. Some were nuns. I saw the one with Mr. Bean. Okay, that's rat race. Same idea, but not Cannibal Run.

But were they doing the Cannibal Run, though? No, no, they're just doing a race for like gamblers. Oh, all right, rat race. That's a good movie, too. Yeah, I like that one. Yeah, yeah. I mean, aren't we all just in a rat race right now any way of life? I just want to get out of the rat race sometime.

So I'm going to Branson in a couple weeks. Getting out of the rat race. That's going to be fun. Yeah, looking forward to that. So I saw that story. I had a bunch of stuff I wanted to mention here. There are new rules for hairdressers. If you go to get your haircut, your hair looks freshly cut.

Yeah, I just got it done. Look at me for noticing. How about me? Hey, look at me. You pat yourself on your back. Good job, love you. Yeah, this is my first time getting my hair done since February. So the new rules are, they're not supposed to have any small talk.

Yeah. Because it's like spit, you know? Even though they wear a mask, was yours wearing a mask? Was yours wearing a mask? We had masks the entire time. You had to. They and us. Did they small talk you?

No. And normally we talk. It's hard. It's not a hard. It's hard. What's that? What if they made us do radio with masks? They're like, guys, it's getting real bad.

So you're going to need to, all right, top, top, top, good. What? Tab, top damn good. What? It's a good news.

God, that would be terrible. But, yeah, masks. Did yours wear gloves? No. They recommend gloves. Can you imagine having someone cut your hair and they can't fill the hair? Yeah, no, thank goodness. We were no gloves, but...

I'll go black market haircut. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. What else is on there? I'll tell you what else we had to do. No small talk. Let's see. To chat to a minimum. Gloves, recommended, masks recommended. That's about it. Oh, my place had when... So you had your appointment time. and when you arrived, you had to text them from your car to let them know you're there. And instead of waiting inside, you wait in your car.

And they text you when your seat or your person is ready. And then you go and they took my temperature at the door. There was a sanitation station to sanitize your hands and all that. And then I could go sit down after my temperature was all clear. See, this is my perfect world before Corona. Right. This was all happening. It would be like one wonderful life.

And I'm not someone who thinks we should be. closing anything down at all, but I do like the people are wearing masks. Because again, I've said it many times. I don't wear a mask for me. I feel like if I got it, I'd probably be all right. I get a little sick. But I wear a mask for other folks that maybe don't have that luxury. And so I wear a mask. I know I look dopey, but I feel like I'm being unselfish. And when I see someone else wearing a mask, I don't go, oh, look at them wearing a mask for them. I go, hey, that's a good person right there because they're wearing a mask just in case someone else were to get sick. And they didn't know it. That's how I feel. And then when I see someone not in a mask,

I'm going to be honest, I'm a little judgmental. Now, if you live in an extremely rural area, like where I grew up, I don't think a lot of people wear a mask because they're not around folks. Mountain Pine, Arkansas is not like Nashville, Tennessee. But where I live now in stores, if I go on a Starbucks or a juice place, I'm in a mask.

And so I would encourage you guys to do the same if you can't. It doesn't have to be a mask mask. I wear a wild west bandana sometimes. It does feel pretty cool, too. I'm not going to lie. You look like a bandito. Not even a mouth wearing around my neck sometimes. Oh, oh.

Yeah. Sometimes that just feels cool. And I wear it on my neck so I can just pull it over my face when it's time. Ready. So if you see somebody in a mask, just know that you should have an appreciation for them because they're not doing it for them. They're doing it for you. That's why I do it too.

Your hairdresser wears a mask. Yep. Whole time. Maybe I have all you guys wearing masks except for me. Oh, so we're six feet apart. Yeah, we are six feet apart. Yeah. We're actually more.

Yeah. So we're super safe. Yeah. I love when you guys call and leave us a message, even if it's at nighttime. We hear them when we come in and we play a lot back for you. Here's Rick and San Diego. Bobby Bones, morning video. I've been listening to the podcast for a year now.

It was recommended to me through the I-Heart app. You often mention that he's been your best friend forever, so I was just wondering how you guys met, and why was he not on Celebrity Family Feud with you guys? Keep the positivity up. Later. That's a great question. Why don't we start with how long are we known each other? 14 years, 15 years?

Yeah, Eddie and then we're working together at a local TV station. And so, and then when Eddie got fired, I didn't get fired. We stayed friends too. I guess the TV station went down. Yeah, they shut down. They ran out of money.

It's a local TV station. Eddie called me and told me I wasn't working anymore. I was like, hey, we're going in Tuesday? Eddie goes, I don't think nobody's going in Tuesday. Well, you just told me the other day, you still think you're employed by that. Yeah, I was never let go. Like 15 years ago.

So that's how we met, and we stayed friends. way after that. And then when they were like, hey, why don't you move to Nashville and do this whole national show, I said, Eddie, why don't you move with us? And so Eddie moved. We didn't work together forever. Nope. But only on this show, this version of the show. You did offer me the job a few times.

And I remember thinking, like, what time do you wake up? And you're like, oh, I gotta wake up by like 3.30. I'm like, nah, I'm out. He's like, but I can get you more money. Nah, it's too early. It's too early. Well, smash cut. Here we are. Here he is. As far as family feud goes, that's a good

question. If we would have done it again, you would have went. Yes. But we didn't do it again. That was me, Amy, and Lunchbox had been on the show longer. And so at that point, that was what it was about. So, but yeah, I wasn't able to take the show back and do it again because of some scheduling stuff. But if we would have, you'd have been on the team. Thank you, man. You did tell me that. And I appreciate you thinking about me like that. Or if John Party or Lorna Elena wouldn't have went, you'd have been on the team. And John Party was sick, you know, during that shoot. I was hoping, like, come on, wait in front. You weren't even in the right town. I know. I could have flown in, though.

The Bible Bowl show Here's Amy's pile of stories. Live Nation has announced its first ever drive-in concert series in the U.S. for July. So you got people like Brad Paisley, headlining shows in three cities. Darius Rucker and John Party are going to perform in Nashville at Nissan Stadium. And this is going to be happening all over the country. But concert growers pretty much, they drive into the parking lots of the amphitheaters or stadiums or whatever.

And then they can have four people per car. and there's two spaces between them on either side empty. So that way you have your social distance car space. And then you can bring lawn chairs and sit outside your car and bring your own food and snacks. I guess this is kind of an experiment to see if people will go to this, huh? Right. I guess, yeah, it's their solution right now for the current no concert situation.

I'm going to tell you, the first thing that I would have done back in the day is put someone in the floorboard and put a blanket over them. We'd be packing seven deep. And you get through that first checkpoint, you're like, all right, we're clear. Go, go, go, get up. You know what people are going. going to do that. Yeah.

But it's good. I hope it works. And for people that are further away, just like a normal concert, they'll have huge LED screens. So it's like you're enjoying it. Do you clap your hands by honking your horn or your winchel wipers? Yeah. I guess you're good.

Yeah. But you can sit outside in your lunch chair. And what if people start honking in the middle of a song they don't like? Like what if it's like, I don't like whiskey olibisley? Ha! I know. If people are allowed to drink, there could be some things that just go wrong with that. Hey, good, though. I like it. I like we're trying to find ways to keep music going. So good for them.

All right, what else? Well, and maybe when you're at these outdoor concerts, I don't know. You maybe want to take with you a disposable urinal. Because people are... Isn't that a tree? Oh, well, for guys, it is. But they're having products for girls called the Peabody, where it's like sales for these products have gone up in the last few months because as people are going places, they don't want to use public restrooms. or if they're on road trips even, they don't want to stop at a public gas station. So travel John disposable urinal bags and pee buddy, which makes a device for women to use while standing,

have all surged on Amazon. Would you use a pee body? Yes. If you have to pee, let's say you're on the highway, right? You're on I-40 and there's no rest stop for another hour and a half and you've got to go real bad. What are you going to do? I would probably pull over if I had a pee buddy. No.

Oh, no. Yeah. Do I have a water bottle? Sure. I don't want to get out. Then I would get in the back seat and squat and pee in there, so I'm not, my pants aren't down on the side of the highway. You would squat in the back of the car? Because I don't want to squat.

If I go outside the car, I have to pull my pants down. And I'm not going to do that. I can get a ticket for. No, you can walk, you know, 20 feet into the woods. Oh, I'll go in the woods. Yeah. Yeah. The inner seat, you can pull over and use the outside.

Do you do that? Yes. No problem, peeing outside? I mean, I don't love it in that situation. Like, if I'm on a hike with my husband, I pee no problem. You what? You do? Yes.

On a trail? Are people walking through? Like in Colorado when we've hiked. You're out there for three hours in I have to pee. Yes. It's no big deal. He watches guard for me. I have a friend that he hikes a lot by himself and he wears one of those backpacks with the water.

The camelback. Camelback. Yeah, whatever it's called. Yeah. But sometimes he'll just go walk for like 30. 30 minutes and put his camel pack. And I'm like, hey man, you're not walking down, you know, the great Alaskan, you're just going for a little walk.

There's no need for the camel pack. But he has it, and he'll walk with it in his mouth the whole time. Like he needs to drink water the whole time. I mean, he's staying hydrated. I guess. It's like his dog for a walk with the camel pack on. I'm like, what are you doing? I take my dog for a walk all the time.

You'll be all right. You won't get dehydrated. All right. Well, if you want these, they're on Amazon. Walgreensies even has them online or in store. And they're called Travel John. The travel John, I think, is for the guy, and then the Peabody is for girl. Peabody. Okay. Go ahead.

Okay, so there's an online debate happening right now, and I found it to be interesting. I don't know if anybody else will, but my husband and I argue over this. So this woman posted to this Facebook group called Home Decorating Moms, and she asked them, hey, how do you fold towels? And there's two ways. Option A involves folding them in half for a large flat rectangle, which is what my husband does, and it wastes a lot of space and I don't understand it. Then there's option B where you fold it towards the center

and create a thin rectangle like it's rolled and it's really pretty. That's what I do. And I just was curious if anybody else here had a preference because people are commenting about it like crazy. Well, this is what I do. I take it and I roll it up like a burrito. Oh, like a full roll. And then just cram it somewhere.

That's a good option. It's like a little croissant-type thing. Yeah, tight and right. That's how I do. I don't. That's not a most popular way, but... Nothing I do is most popular. That's true.

Yeah. But I just was curious what you did. And if it was an issue in your home now that you and Caitlin live together. Mm-mm. And she'll use the guest bathroom now, some too. So now she's kind of over there. Oh, how's that? Great for me.

See, I don't have to... So she doesn't take over your sink because that's another issue with my husband is he... I have way more hair products and makeup and all the things. And somehow I'm... When I'm getting ready, I end up gravitating towards his sink, and it drives him crazy. Well, with us, it was more about my glasses. I have so many pair of glasses. And so I told her that I'll take the guest bathroom.

Or you can have the guest bathroom. It's up to you. And so she took the guest bathroom. Did you really? I was going to go over there. I went over there. I was like, hey, I'll take it. I'll do this.

She likes the lighting in there better. So she's like, you know, I change my eye. I take the guest bathroom. Oh, that's thoughtful of you. She still brushes her teeth in my bathroom because it's close to the bedroom. but everything else is over in the other bathroom. That's awesome, though, because you each have your own, like, toilet areas, too. She still pees in my toilet sometimes, though.

I allow it. Does she have to let you know? She just let me know. She just to check in with a one or two. She gets two cards, a one or two cards. She only gets... No, no, no, no. Okay, we're good.

She only gets a couple two cards a week. Unlimited ones, though. Okay. All right. I mean, that's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie.

Tell me something good. Five-year-old Camden, he was born with a brain condition that limits his ability to move. He can't move, and he's had this since birth. But just recently, his mom shared on Facebook that he took his first steps. And the video went viral, over 7 million views. It's a big deal for the family. And I'm even getting teary and I just talking about it. I love it.

Tyrannide. He could even say teary. He's so moved by it. He's getting tyranny. That's a big deal. It's unbelievable. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good.

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you won't lose weight because you're going to be full and you're just replacing the good stuff with some of the bad stuff. It's not rocket science. Just do that. You'll lose weight. I've been running a little bit, too, trying to trim up a little bit. Also get bored working out. I'm trying to, you know, just be a little. I tell you, I hate running. running so much. I ran the other day and on my app it said I needed to go run for 60 minutes or something. And it's like that counts in like the warm up walk, which is a few minutes. I always feel like an old old lady though doing the warm up walk. Is it fast-paced? No, it's just like, you're supposed to swing your arms? Walk for three minutes. And so I walk. And if I start running before it's ready

for me, it's like walk for three minutes. Oh, it knows? Yeah, it knows. So I run and it was 94 degrees outside. And so I still feel like I could be 22 and go run in the heat, which I can't. But I go run and I finished and I was like, man, that's a long run. I ran 5.98 miles. Didn't even get to 6. Didn't even know. I was so disappointed on myself that I didn't hit 6 miles.

Now that's basically 6. But it's not. That's the thing. So I can't say I ran 6 miles. Well, jog in place for about 30 seconds and you'll be there. On my time, it says 5.98. I was so disappointed. Wow. I have a 70-minute run this week. Which for me, I don't like running. The whole time I'm running, I try to escape, but I can't escape.

Half of my run is me fighting, how much I hate running. And then occasionally I get to that place where I can just kind of lose track. So where are you going to, what are you going to hit, seven or eight miles or what? I don't know. We'll see. Podcasts I run slower to, but I like to listen to more. Music, I run faster to, but I hate the whole time. Yeah.

My life. You runners, nothing but appreciation that you can do that. it is just an amazing way that you can just the people that go, I like to run because I escape and I like to run because I can think. Do you know what I think about the whole time? How much I hate running? That's what I think about the whole time.

That means running. It's for you. Choose something else you enjoy. Like it's not that hard. You want to talk about something not being rocket science. I don't like exercise. I don't do it.

I don't like exercising. There's got to be something. And I do it five or six times a week. And not really. I just do it because it's what I hate the least. Okay. Well, then do that. I mean,

I mean, boxing is good for me because I don't hate it. Right, exactly. That's why I think you should do it. I don't know. I'm trying. I like my basketball, but you got to have people to play with. But do you? You can just shoot around, I guess.

We played knockout the other day. The X-Fun of my knockout is? There are five of us. There are five of us playing. And the first person shoot, there are two balls. The first person shoots, and if they miss it, if the other person makes it before the person in front is, they're out. And so you're running, grab, and rebound shooting.

We played, 20-something games, a knockout. I was exhausted. That was a good workout. You never heard a knockout? No, but you should get people together for that more often. You ever play knockout, Ray? All the time in school. Yeah? Bring it back. That's a great game. I don't even know if kids still play anymore. Knockout's fun. We could all go play some basketball. I'm down. All right. We've got to get to Amy for the joke here. Amy, ready? You want me to play basketball with y'all? Yeah, you can play knockout with us. Okay. For sure. See? All right, let's go, Ray. Athletic.

The morning. Morning Corny. How does the computer get drunk? How does a computer get drunk? Off too many screenshots. Shots, shots, shots, shot, shot. That was the morning corny. Pretty funny.

If you had to give him ready the heads up, he could have fit in. Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot. I know. I did it myself. I know, but everybody. See? Shut, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, funny.

Next time for sure. Lunchbox, what did you do here? So I called massage places. I guess you call them massage parlors, and I wanted to book my mom a massage. But the real thing is, I really wanted to book a room so I could give my mom a massage. That's weird. All right. Here we go.

Great day at the spot. How can I help you? Yes, ma'am. I was trying to get my mom a massage. Okay. When would she like to come in? Around 5 p.m. That's when we're both off work.

Have you guys been here before? No, we haven't. Like, how long, like, how long is the massage? 60 minutes. Ooh, 60 minutes. I don't know. I mean, we could, we would only need the table in the room for like maybe 45 because my hands, I don't know if I can do an hour massage anymore.

Say that, so you both are looking to get massages? No, no, no, I want to give my mom a massage. No, we do not allow that in a building. No, no, I'll pay for it, but I mean. We cannot allow that. It's completely against policy. But my mom's been working hard and I just want to get in there and, you know, like. I'm sorry, we cannot allow that.

But she likes it when I do it. I've been doing it since I was a kid. And like I just, it's easier. Oh. Oh, there's she goes. Are they called, I don't think they're called parlors anymore, are they? I have no idea. Aren't those the bad ones?

I know. I don't know. His whole thing's so crazy. All right, here's lunchbox wanting to rub his mom down. All right, here's another place. This is a, how can I help you today? Yes, I was trying to get my mom a massage. I can get her in with Ms.

at 6 o'clock for a one hour. Well, I, I don't know. I'm not miss. I was planning on. giving my mom the massage. Oh, oh, no, we don't do that. No, no, no, right, right. Yeah, you don't have to do it.

I'll do it. Like, I mean, I'm going to get, I'll just need your oils because my mom likes it when she's nice and oiled up and then I really get into the muscles. No, sir. We don't allow people without a license to massage in our clinic, so that won't happen. I have a license. I've been driving for years. Okay.

He laughed. My mom, you know, like she's been working out and I'm trying to get her loose and like her muscles, you know, stretched out. So I've been doing it since I was like 10 and my hands have gotten a little, you know, arthritis over the year. So that's why I need to borrow your oils in your room because it's a little more spread out. That's not going to happen, sir. Sorry about that. Okay. I mean, let's just say you're working the front desk and I have an envelope and I got 200 bucks in it.

No, absolutely not. Okay, okay, 500. Have a good day. No, no, sir, sir, sir. All right, lunchbox is calling different massage places. See if he can get in to rub his mom himself. Here's one more. Call him my, he's speaking with shit.

How can I help you? Yeah, I'm just trying to get in there and give my mom a massage. Let's see. Does she want a male or a female therapist? Oh, I'm a male. No, no, your mom. No, my mom's a female. No, I know your mom's a female.

I said, do she want a male or female therapist? Oh, no, I'm the male that's going to be doing the massage. You know what I mean? My mom likes it when I rub her. I just need a nice, clean space. And you guys have the perfect oils that, you know, she likes it when she's really oiled up. And it makes it easier to get in there on the glutes and things.

No, we can't do that here. No, no, no. Like, you don't want to hear my mom moan. Like, she really moans when I get in there. It's like, ugh. There you go. He did it again. Nice job.

That's funny, man. You don't want to hear. She likes to get her glutes all up. all up in there. Who doesn't? Who doesn't? Yeah, like you can get your own oils. All right, there you go.

Next hour, lunchbox goes out on the streets and asks people if it's okay, if it's your bachelor party, if you kiss other girls. Which, it's not. Right. But that's next hour. He goes out and polls people.

But Raymond, I got some news for you. I've heard that, because they're going Thursday night. They're ahead to Vegas Thursday night. I heard that you think Eddie and I are surprising you at your bachelor party in Vegas. Vegas. We're not showing up. Oh, really? We love you. We've been making, so when we do reservations

for dinners and events that maybe we're going to potentially go to, I'll always tell lunch, definitely leave two more seats because I swear, Bones and Eddie, they got to have something up their sleeve. Like, it's an outside shop, but they could come to Vegas for the big surprise of the century. No, man. We're not coming because

one, I feel like it would be irresponsible of me. Mostly because if I go down, I have a couple jobs. we don't do the show and then my TV show that I start doing it two weeks doesn't get to film so I can't go out and risk them

if it were about me I would I would go for it is your weekend filled up pretty open this weekend let me see you have any dots no I'm no oh oh oh oh oh I literally have no dots oh Ray

I was thinking about you had don't you normally have did you say the Opry well yeah in the evening yeah but in the yeah I got the opry Ray How about that? Okay. Well, anyways, we had room for you guys if there was going to be some last second little thing.

You guys come in Night and Shining Armour. That would be sweet, though. Yeah. We're not coming, Ray. I'm sorry to say. Eddie's same? Yeah, man. You know, you know me, dude.

I got the kids. I can't be going to Vegas and doing all that. What a terrible surprise to that we just show up. That would be epic. You see us every day. Yeah, why would it change anything? Because we've carried out this bit for a month bragging on you guys for not going. You're still going to have Raytopia at.

my house. All right. And I gave you money to gamble. Correct. As soon as you land 930 Central on the Bobby Bone Show Instagram, Ray's going to go up and bet $250 on a red. And if you win, you get to keep all that money. Yeah! But if you lose, you just lose it and you had fun doing it. But we're not coming. All right. Okay. I heard that yesterday. I heard that yesterday. Are you moved into your new house, Amy? I mean, yeah. Officially now. Yesterday we got all of the furniture and everything in there, so now it's just unpacking. So yes, slept there last night. How'd that go? Awesome.

Weird? Yeah, kind of feels, it doesn't feel like home yet. And I didn't have, I didn't know if I would have a moment leaving the other house, you know? Like a sad moment? Yeah. Did you? You've been good to me.

Thank you for everything you've done for us as a family. This is where we brought the kids home. But we were only there four years. So like, okay. Didn't you say your daughter did some kind of special celebration in every room? Oh, yes. She told me, I asked the kids specifically, what do you all want to do before you leave the house? And she said, oh, I already know what I'm going to do. I need to have a moment alone in each room.

It'll take me about 30 minutes. I'd like to watch an episode of something on every TV in the house. And I couldn't deny her her wish, but she's kind of genius because with the multiple rooms that have TVs she got to have and she didn't have Stevens in there because her wish was to be alone to watch whatever she wanted in every room that has a TV including our bedroom

which she never normally watches TV in there but she felt like that's what she needed to have closure make it for her she's smart she get that closure she's very smart yeah she got it you're in movies are done yeah we're we just have to yeah just unpack tip the movers why you want to come

unpack no oh yeah we tip we tipped the movers but that was my husband, he asked me, are we going to tip the movers? And I thought that was a given. I didn't know. I thought, we've moved together before. I thought that was, he's like, have we tipped? I said, yes, we tipped the movers.

So to me, it was just weird that he forgot and thought maybe you don't tip movers, because I thought tipping movers was just a known thing. Yes, absolutely. Here's what you do. This is a tip from me who would do jobs like clean houses and move people. I do that a lot early on. you break us off I say us because it's always what I wanted it's the perfect scenario you you break us off a little something on the beginning because then we take extra good care of your stuff

oh I didn't do that that's probably why all your stuff broken but see you break off a little something extra on the beginning because then they feel like wow it got really great person who's taking care of me so I'm really going to extra take care of them they're going to take care of your stuff anyway if you hire movers but really they take extra extra care so you break off a little something in the beginning and then for sure you tip them on the backside wish you would have told me that yesterday but you didn't ask but we got I'm on the backside. Oh. But you're in.

You're good to go? Yeah, we're good to go. Caitlin said, hey, let's start watching Yellowstone. And I was like, hmm, where did that come from? And she was like, Amy said. So I push back a little bit. You've already watched it, right? No.

You haven't? No. Why do you not want to do this? What are you? I didn't seem like a show that I want to get into. I didn't think so either. I didn't think so either. But we have mutual.

friends actually that are the ones that convinced me to watch it and I'm so glad they did. Are you watching it still? Well, yeah, I did season one, season two a while ago and then season three just came out on Sunday night. But on Sunday night, it's on Paramount Network, which if you don't have that. I know. Is that on black and white? I know.

It's confusing. Watch me get a show there on about a year and be like, guys, Paramount's the greatest network I've ever seen. But then, so then that means on the following morning. So every Sunday night there will be a new episode And then on Mondays You'll be able to get it on Amazon Prime Oh

Well we're in the middle of a A negotiation Oh By the way in the post show today I'll review King of Staten Island I watched it We watched it together Caitlin and I did

So okay so Yellowstone You're back at season three I've only yeah they come out One episode a weekend Which is hard But because the other ones I got to the party late So they were already loaded

And so I bought the season like you're going to, too, I guess, if you're in negotiations. Yeah, we'll see how that goes. Okay. I was reading a story about how a lot of people now don't want to ask to talk to the manager, especially women because they don't want to get

recorded on people's phones and being labeled like Karen. Oh, yeah. You don't want to be a Karen. You don't want to be a Karen. So just everyone understands what a Karen is. A Karen, the definition is the stereotypical name associated with rude, obnoxious, and an insufferable

middle-aged white woman. A Karen takes everything wrong with the typical over-entitled Western woman and cranks it up by several thousand percent. So the name they've assigned to just obnoxious middle-aged white woman is a Karen. Sometimes I'll talk to Scoobie Steve.

I'll say, hey, how are the complaints? He goes, you know, mostly just so much Karen's. So that's the term that's now associated with that. And it would stink to be named Karen now. Oh, yeah. It would almost stink to be named Alexa before Lexa happened. and all of a sudden your life gets changed? Well, now if your name is Karen in real life,

that stinks. But we have a real life Karen on with us right now. Hi, Karen. Are you there? I'm here. I'm here. How are you, Karen? I'm good. I've never heard my name said so many times so quickly. Yeah. Okay, so here's the deal. Do you know that people, that are people using the name Karen now in a way that's not good? There is literally no way to not know that. Yeah. It's called Karen culture. And so what is it like really being named Karen? It's an interesting time for that to have changed because I haven't left the house in about four months. So I don't know if I've experienced the backlash of it or the lash of it. But I see my name showing up everywhere a lot more than it ever has before.

My social media is full of my name. It's a really great way to look at the terrible things happening in the world if you search hashtags. So that's kind of weird to see your name showing up. But yeah. Isn't it weird they picked your name of every name? Like what's wrong with the name Karen? Did you ever ask yourself that? Prior to this resurgence of the meme, I think it's, I have asked myself that.

And I think it's just the timing of when this name was popular, which was probably a little bit before I was born. But I think it just goes to the certain age and, I don't know, demographics of someone. I don't know. I always thought it was because my parents like the Carpenter's. Oh, they named you after Karen Carpenter. Nice. Maybe, I don't know. Karen, you live in Portland, Oregon?

I do, yeah. Nice. I'm going to give you a $500 visa gift card for coming on with us today. Okay. Yeah. Maybe this can help put a little band-aid over the big Karen wound that now exists. So I'm going to give you a $500 visa gift card from gifcards.com that you can spend however you want, okay? Great.

What do you think, Karen, let me ask you a question. What do you think we should name the dude version of Karen's? Ooh, good question. I was thinking about this. Like, what's a, like a dushy name? No offense, Karen. But like, but now the dude version is like a Chase. Oh, Chase is a good one.

Chase is a good one. Chase is too young. Chase is way too young. Okay. A Brandon? Maybe, maybe Brandon. I was going to say Chuck, but I think that's too specific. Who?

Chuck. Chuck. Like, Chuck. I don't know There's something weirdly nuanced about the name Because you have to be between like 35 and 45 And I don't know what that name is That's a good point

Paul I feel like it needs two syllables though Oh yeah Karen Like a Jeremy Yeah Okay you're going full Jeremy on us Yeah I think Jeremy's pretty good Jeremy

Jason Jeremy's too long Jason like a generic name that Okay, what? Jason seems still young to me, but is that Just because it's us. Well, Jason's our age.

I know, and we're in this category. It's weird sometimes where it's like, oh yeah, I am in this category. Maybe a Todd. Oh, Todd's good. Todd's real good. He's going full Todd right now. Did you say Chad?

I said Chase, but yeah, Chad or a Todd? Chad or, yeah, those are one syllable, but they work. They work. Morgan, what do you think? Do you like Todd or Chad to be the male version of a Karen? I think it's Chad.

Chad. Man, I'll tell you he went full Chad today. He's in Chad mode right now. Dang. Do we know any famous chads? There's Chad Kroger from Nickelback. Chad Michael Murray. Yeah. From One Tree Hill. Are there any other Chads though that are famous? Chadwick Bozeman, but that's a Chadwick.

Not the same. Chad. Yeah, Chadwick's different. Chad Kroger. There's not a lot. Chad Smith, the drummer for the chili peppers. Good one. Good one. But again. Chad Smith and Chad Krober 100% proof points of this. Yeah.

Dang, I think Chad's pretty good. Todd's a close second, though. Who do we think of famous Todd's? Todd. Todd. Todd. That's about it. Todd Rundgren.

Who's that? Our friend Jackie dates a Todd. Todd. Todd Hilton, baseball player. Todd Lee. Todd Lee. Todd Chrisley. He's a kid, though, huh?

No, Todd. Chrisley. The one that came on? Oh. His name's not Todd? Is it? Is his name Todd? Oh, no.

All these names are mine. Yes, his name's Todd. Why does that not sound right? I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Hold on. Yeah, it's just that it's, we, Chrisley knows best. It is Todd Crisley. Yeah.

Okay, we're going with Chad. Listen. Okay, hey, okay, to conclude. Oh, no, and he has a son, Chase. Oh, no. Okay. Here's what we're going to do. Okay, Karen, I'm going to put you on hold.

I'm going to give you $500 a Visa gift card. Spend it wherever you like. Thank you for being a part of the show, and hopefully we'll talk to you again soon. And will you think about changing your name from Karen or a nickname? What's your middle name, Karen? Lisa. That's a close second to Karen. I'll be honest with you.

That's tough. That's tough. All right. We'll put you on hold. Karen, thank you for being a part of the show. Of course. All right, there she is. By the way, you can also go to giftcards.com because there,

We believe first responders out that deserve a thanks, and you can get them a gift card. If you go to gift cards.com slash thanks, get a gift card from there and send to a first responder. Or make a contribution to the first responder organization, Team Rubicon. The gift cards.com visa gift card can be used anywhere of Visa debit cards or except in the U.S. But very thankful to them, we get to give away prizes, gifts like that. That's fun, huh? Yeah. So we have decided that the male Karen, until the world decides, is going to be a

Todd. No. Oh, a Chad. A Chad. Yes, Chad. That's a tough name. Chad's good. If somebody comes up and I'm Chad, I'm like, oh, God.

All right. That is funny. That is funny. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. There was a car driving through Chicago, gets in a car wreck, flips over upside down, go skittling down the street. There's a mom, dad, and a kid in the car. and gasoline is leaking from the car.

Uh-oh, you know what happens when gasoline is leaking and leased in the movies, they blow up. Good Samaritans, though, they said, oh, we're not scared, they ran over, got the kid out, got mom and doubt out safely, all three A-O-K. Dang, that's awesome. Yeah.

To see gas and still run into it. Yep, that's bravery. All right, that's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.

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Here we go. Bobby's mailbag. Hey Bobby Bones, I would rather not say my name. I was taking out the trash in my 13-year-old son's room and found a box for what appeared to be a refurb. fill for a vape pin. Then I looked around his room and found a vaping pin hidden in his drawers. I'm at a loss of how to deal with it.

He's very susceptible to peer pressure and he wants to badly fit in with the cool kids. Should I punish him? If so, how? Any suggestions would be appreciated? And then she just signs it concerned mother. Interesting. One time with me, and just to know me back a little bit, I've always been made fun of because I was extremely straight edge.

Like, I've never had drink. about alcohol. I've never smoked anything. No illegal drugs. And one time my mom thought she found weed in the car and was like, I found your weed. And I was like, what? No, you didn't. And she thought I meant no, she didn't find my weed. And all I meant was I've never in my life smoked weed. I've never, at that point, I don't even know that I'd, but I was doing maintenance on a golf course. I was working. And it was just literally weeds from my shoes probably that it was in the car. She's like, yeah, I found your weed. And I was like, well, no, no, you didn't find it.

She goes, well, I didn't. Well, where is it then? And I got myself on this never-ending. But I didn't, I, you know, but it's the only time that I was ever confronted about anything like that. You ever get in trouble for anything like that? I mean, I'm sure I got, smoking or anything. I mean, my dad found, here's the thing. My dad's awesome, but he wasn't a very, I kind of wish he had put up more boundaries for me.

Because, like, he found alcohol in my car, like a whole cooler. I was clearly 16. And I remember him just coming. I was at his house and then I lived with my mom full time. But I was at his house and he came up to the room and he just kind of lectured me for a second. And then he walked away. I was like, that's it. That's it.

But here's the thing, parents. Kids like for you to give them boundaries. And now as a grown adult, I look back on some of the stuff I got away with with my dad. And I'm like, dad, did you even, did you love me? I know you love me But you should have been I should have had more rules Because that shows that you care about my well-being

I don't know that kids love that though Oh well I mean You're saying kids love it I don't think kids love rules No I think they do need I know they don't love it But kids need And they will appreciate it

And then later they'll realize Oh gosh like dad Why don't you let me do all of that And then I think as I was able to get away with it With my dad I never really did it around my mom So I never got in trouble. So what would you say?

You're a mom. You have two kids. Gosh, that's hard. Vaping. Explain it to me. It's the one that Lexi did on cheer. Yes. Okay.

Yes. That is bad. That's bad. Aren't they recalling? Or not recalling. But companies are getting, like kids thought maybe it was kind of a safe way to be cool and inhale something. But it's causing all kinds of lung damage.

And that's like not good. So cool. Do you think that's going to commence not to? Because I'm telling you that ain't the way to go. I'm learning about it. You know, kids recent data says, no. Well, I'm learning because I saw that I saw this article, this teenager in Dallas or something that died from vaping. I'd probably pull that up.

You want to die? I don't know. I think, again, I don't have any kids. I'm going to toss my hat in the ring here. Go on. I think the most effective way to have a kid listen. I don't think it's to yell at the kid here, right? I think it's to find someone that they'll live.

listen to and have them talk to them. Meaning, let's say it was a kid and they thought I was cool. And a mom was like, hey, will you like talk to my kid and tell them, show them how it's not cool and how it's, I think it would be to bring in someone that they respect about this to not do it and have that conversation. Now they do it again, then I think you start to ground and get in trouble. But I think the first shot of it is, hey, let me bring in somebody. Let's bring in somebody that you'll actually listen to.

He can listen to mom. He can listen to mom. Let's offer ourselves to her. we could make him a video. Hit Amy up. She'll talk about the statistics last year. Hey, whenever I caught my husband dipping, I pulled up a bunch of pictures of people that lost half their jaw

because of cancer in their mouth and they'd have surgically removed half of their face. So I was like, hey, you still want to dip? Do you? Yes, I do. Does he still dip? I don't think so. This is when he's in the Air Force. He said he would dip.

Pilots dipped on long flights to stay awake for energy. So he's not in the Air Force anymore. So no. Eddie and I were talking about dipping the other day. Because I've never dipped. I've never touched any tobacco at all. I was like, Eddie, because you said you threw up. Oh, yeah.

My friend, I remember because I used to, you know, back like when we're listening to 90s country, wearing tight wranglers. And, you know, it would be cool sometimes if you ironed your dip can around your back pocket and people would be like, ooh, you dip. So I would buy cans of dip and stuff. And my friend who came down to visit and I was like, dude, that's what we're all doing. We're all dipping.

And he's like, okay, what do I do? I'll put in your mouth and just whatever you do, don't swallow it because that's the rule. Don't swallow the dip or your spit. In two seconds, he swallowed his spit. Threw up everywhere. It's so nasty. Well, but you said it made your head spin.

It's probably a better, I mean, it's a crazier buzz than a beer. Well, how in the world? It must you get used to it, though, because you can't fly an airplane and dip. With a buzz? I mean, I was 18 when I did. Like, well, the earth is spinning. Like, no, no, it's the plane. Get his back on track!

He must be the dead! Wait a second. I mean, I don't know. Okay, so here's what we're going to say. First of all, there isn't a wrong way to parent this, right? Every parent relationship with the kid's different. Oh, man, it's tough, right? Yeah, it's so hard.

It's dependent on your kid. My advice would be to find somebody to think is cool, and if you can get cool to hop in, whoever that cool person is, if you can get cool to hop in and communicate, that's step one, step two is in punishment. But that would be my advice. you? Yeah, I think... I'd be happy to talk to your kid, by the way, if he thinks I'm cool. There you go. It's 13. You probably didn't think I'm cool. But I'm happy to have a 13-year-old

thinks I'm cool. Yeah. Same. If he doesn't think Bobby's cool, but he thinks I'm cool, call me. I'll talk to him. That's, yeah, I think the first time around, you take an approach like that. I think that's really smart to try to get to them on a different level. But then there has to be some consequences if the, if the, uh, activity continues. Yeah. Here's John from Massachusetts. I'm calling to let you know I love the podcast. I absolutely love it. Also, if I thought on faith in my son's room, I have failed as a father.

We have educated him. He's 13. We have educated them on the use of doing drugs, smoking, bathing is awful. I mean, he's seen it through school videos. They've been preaching about it to the point where he rolls his eyes every time and he says, stop telling me this. And I tell him, we're telling you this. So one day, if you're ever in a situation with your friends,

and you see it come out. Anything that we've been talking about, you kind of get sick to your stomach and you roll your eyes knowing that you were just echoing in your head not to do. So there you go. That's his message. Again, everybody's a different parent.

That's not how I do it. Because I think you can be educated forever, but sometimes peer pressure is a little stronger than education. Correct. Oh, yeah. That's tough. Like, I knew smoking. Growing up, I hated that my grandma smoked

and I used to hide her cigarettes and smoking so bad. And of course, she knew that. And we did dare. And this is your brain. That's your brain on drugs and all that. But I started smoking in high school, not for a long time, but I thought I was being cool for a minute. And I knew it was bad for me, but I was doing it anyways.

Just because everybody else was. It lasted maybe a month. But it was a hard month. I didn't like it. And then I realized this makes me zero percent cooler. So I stopped. All right. There you go.

let's close up the mailbag. Thank you for that. And that was Bobby's mailbag. Or you can show him this article here. That this Texas teen at 15 is the youngest to ever die from vaping. See? Was he in Dallas? A 15-year-old Texas teen who died from vaping is the youngest victim so far in an outbreak of vaping-related deaths.

Dallas County Health and Human Services is what it comes from. Just blow that out. Make them read it 100 times out loud. Learn every word of that. Now we're getting into torture. Oh. All right, all right. Let me play.

Oh, man, I just kind of went somewhere in my head that probably would not be good parenting, but would scare them. Okay, you take home to a doctor and you have the doctor tell them they're going to die. Like it's a joke? Like, plan it all out?

They're not. Okay. But then they get scared and they won't do it again. It's not scared straight with prison people. You're having a doctor lie. Well, you don't have to go that far, but... Hey, this is pretty cool. the I Heart Country 4th of July

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We also have to figure out how you're feeling after I read you two more questions. Good. But here's who's going to take it. Amy's going to take it, I'm going to take it, lunchbox is going to take it, and he's going to take it. Morgan number two is going to take it. Ramondo is going to take it. Yeah.

Okay. So there are six of us. And all you want to do is not finish last. That's the only goal is not to finish last. So, question number one. Let me see how you do on this one. Okay. When you hear a fire engine siren, you must, A, slow down until it passes you.

B, drive with your flashers on. C, pull over to the side of the road and stop. Or D, speed up and take the nearest exit. C. Now, when you hear a fire, engine siren, you must. You say it is. You pull over and stop until they can go past.

Correct. Thank you. Good. Eddie, see if you get this one. Come on. If your car breaks down on a highway, you should. A, sit in your car and wait for help. B, use your four-way flashers to warn other drivers. C, sound your horn at passing motorists. Or D, flash your headlights

at oncoming traffic. Oh, want to hear them again? Yeah, yes, one more time, please. Your car breaks down. Do you sit in your car and wait for help? That's A. Do you B, use your four-way flashers to warn other drivers? C, you honking everybody. Or D, flash your headlights at oncoming traffic. The last two are pretty ridiculous.

But I'm stuck between A and B, the stay in your car and wait for help or turn your four-way flashers on, which I don't... I guess the flashers are just the hazards. I'm going to go with B, though. I think the best thing, I don't know if you're going to stay in the car or not, but just turn your hazards on. That's correct. So you got it.

Look, everybody made hundreds on this test. I know. You took drivers out a lot for tickets? It was defensive driving, yes, yes, yes. Every time you got a ticket? Every time I got a ticket that I had to pay for, yeah, they would do defensive driving. Did you go to comedy defensive driving? Every time.

Was it fun? No. No. It's supposed to be funny. No, they try to be funny. They try to make, like, they're reading questions like you are, but with some kind of comedy twist. But it's better than, like, the regular. Because I've done both.

Then they let you get, you, there was one time I did it where you could go rent the DVDs from Block Blockbuster or something and you take it from home on your own. How'd they go? Amazing. Did you watch them? I would just have paid somebody like 60 bucks to do it. Right. I didn't take the test.

I didn't. I did it. Okay, so tomorrow we'll actually take the test. The lowest person has to suffer one of the punishments. Now, since this is a democracy, we'll be voting on which punishment. I have it down to three. Yes. Punishment number one is the lowest, the loser, has to wash the other five's feet on the air.

We'll bring in a little tub of water And you have to watch out of this thing That's disgusting Which lunchbox has some really jacked feet Oh you guys get in my toenails Oh Stop Number two is

Since it's a driving test You have to one day One every day You have to clean the other person's car Inside and out I don't understand what every day One every day All the people

Five, yes there are five of the people No That's crazy dude No, there's, this is impossible. No, there's not time for that. No, there's not time for that. It's not impossible. It's a little tough.

You'd rather touch my toes? Some of these are better than others. Because your car is probably worse. Or, the final one does involve you buying something for the members of the show. What is it? Every day you have to go to Starbucks for the members of the show. Yeah. And you have to, every day for a week, starting next week,

and you have to order whatever we tell you to order it. Meaning it can be a real drink or it could be the, you know, a butt plug sandwich with a... Oh, boy. Okay, I'd rather do that. But that's going to cost you money every day for a week. Mm-hmm. Okay.

So we have the funny Starbucks order. Clean everybody's cars. Or wash feet. Oh, you gave me a really nice Starbucks gift card for my birthday. It's locked and loaded. Yeah, but we may have you go say funny stuff instead of buying. We know what Amy wants, guys, but you don't have to pick that one. Okay.

I also want to wash feet. One, two, three, four, five. There are six of us. We have wash feet, clean cars, or funny Starbucks order that's going to cost money. Everybody that wants funny Starbucks order, say aye. I? Amy. There's one.

There's your vote. So you only get to vote once, right? Oh, this is the official vote? That's trash. It's the official vote. Everybody that wants to... Remember, it's the loser. Remember if you lose, you're going to have to finish last.

Yeah. Everybody who wants the loser to have to clean everybody else's car. Say aye. Aye. I. Why would you do that? Oh, that's great. It's a car game.

It's a driving game. This is perfect. I feel the same way. It's right in the theme. And then everybody who wants to, if the loser has to wash everybody's feet, say aye. Aye. All right, there's the winner.

There's the winner. Oh, man, my toes. Tomorrow will be taking the test. And then the person who finishes in Dead Last will have to wash everybody's feet. Who do you think's going to finish Dead Last? You? No. That's what I'm worried about.

Either. Ray, Ray, maybe. Although, Ray, when you were driving Uber last year, didn't you have to take a driver's test? Yeah, we did, and I've moved states before three times, actually. So I have taken a decent amount of driver's tests. But multiple choice. I'm a B student, so hopefully that flies.

My bet would be Ray Mundo would finish last. I think we're all going to do pretty good on it. But I bet he finishes last. Eddie, who do you think finishes last? I would say lunchbox. Just because, you know, I think the older people have a disadvantage. I think lunchbox, you get to take. I mean, I've had tickets before.

It's been a while. I bet he's the last one. And it's been a while. Tomorrow on the show. We'll be taking the driver's test. You've never gotten a ticket. I got a ticket once when it was 22. What were you doing?

Going too slow. Probably. I must have been going over the speed limit. See, so you might be at a slight disadvantage because you haven't taken a test in a long time. Pick me then. But he's the smartest one. You're right?

He's the quiz bowl champion. Side bet? A little side action? No, I'm good. All right. Tomorrow morning. The written driver's test right here on the show. There's 6-0. Luzer has to watch everybody else's feet.

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You have masks? Yes. You have money? Tons of money, not. I need some more money, honestly. Well, so I gave you $250 as a gift. Yeah, I lose that. That's gone.

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930. 930 Central. Okay, you don't do it around. 930 Central. Keep us all waiting. So Ray Mundo's going out to Vegas for the Bachelor party. Are you guys, you're still going? No chance to postpone this.

You can still get your rooms back. Flights are booked. Rooms are booked. We're set. All right. is it cheating Raimundo you're going out about to get married would it be cheating if you

were to kiss another girl oh my gosh I mean my conscience would kill me people but I'm saying on a bachelor party would it be okay to kiss someone else no my fiance would what's the word kill me yeah I would say no too but lunchbox went out to the streets what'd you ask people lunchbox I just wanted to know

if at a bachelor party is anything goes because it's your last night of freedom or are you still considered in a relationship and you're not allowed to do anything within any chicks. All right, lunchbox goes to the streets. Here you go. If I was getting married again, it would be no, it wouldn't be cheating.

So you think it's okay because it's last night of freedom? I don't know. I wouldn't do it. I know one guy I did, but he'd been married three times too. That's the reason why he's been married. Gotcha, gotcha, thank you, man. Is it even the last night of freedom? Aren't you still in a relationship?

You've been together already. Like you couldn't do it the day before the bachelor party. Right. And you're next to last night. of freedom. Okay, here's another one. No, no, no. At a bachelor party, anything goes. That's why, you know, it's called a bachelor party. So, like, that's the one night before they get married, then anything goes. So if, if, you know, the groom is making out with another girl on, on that night, then it's exempt.

Any other time, yeah, it's messed up. But that night, it's okay. Ramunda, what would your girl say if you were like, no, exempt? No, she wouldn't, though. What would she said if he's like, no, don't get mad, maybe it's, I'm exempt. I can do whatever I want on this. No, Vegas is still part of life. You can't just get away with anything there. All right, here's another one. That is absolutely cheating. I mean, he's, you know, committed to that young lady that he's going to give his life to her, especially in the eyes of the Lord, in the state, especially those in attendance as well. Yes, that is 100% cheating. He's absolutely cheating on his wife whom he loves, I would assume. And he brought in the Lord and the State.

Yeah, he did. Here's one more clip. I would not be happy with it. Okay. But then again, it'd be one of those things if it went years on down the road, and then you find out that I'd be eating really good too. Okay. Thank you. Are you just yelling at people?

No, where are you? She worked at the go takeout counter and saw that I was thinking, I stuck my head in the window. Oh. Okay. You can't make out with somebody else if you're in a relationship, period. The end. No.

Do you think you can? You didn't. Don't talk a lot of game because you didn't. Hold on, hold on. I don't think, at the Bachelor Party, I think things go a little farther than normal, so I think it's okay. It's not the end of the world. Would it have been okay at yours? Yes, my wife told me just no tongue. Oh, right.

Seriously. You believe that? You believe I don't believe she told him that. That's what she said. So you could have kissed her on the lips, but no tongue. No tongue. That is not true. Would she vouch for that? She would vouch for that. We have to get her on after they get back from the bachelor party. What about now? Not now? Probably not now that we're married.

At his bachelor party, though. You're like, baby. Oh, I'll ask her. Yesterday I was on Uber Eats, and I think I order over there more than I do postmates, but both about the same. But we're at Uber Eats, and they said, hey, for $1.29 extra, we'll make your stop a priority. Have you done that yet? No, I didn't know that was an opposite. What's the difference? It was like 10 minutes to my house.

Oh, wow. Flew there. I got some little bowl. There's like a $9.99 bowl of chicken and corn. And they bring it over and it was quick. And normally how long would that take? 25 to 30 from that place. Pretty close to the house, but I was just trying to meet it at the house after the show.

That's good. But they were like priority and I was like, I'll pay a buck extra for that. Feed me there? I got the run the same time. But do you eat Uber Eats or Postmates? I postmates. Nah, of course you would. British.

Well, what's the difference? No idea. None whatsoever. I think I have the Uber Eats app. I just click on postmates more. So, I mean, I'll try it. I guess now that there's this expedited service. Yeah, save like a buck or something.

It saves you some time. Yeah, my postmates the other night took 55 minutes. When I heard P.F. Chang's took an hour and 10 minutes. Food didn't get there until after 9 o'clock. But it was still P.F. Chang, pretty freaking good. So Caitlin was calling me Mr. Fancy Night Out because I ordered it while she went to dinner with Amy. I had the Mongolian beef. Oh, my P.F.

Chanks at Mongolian beef is. Well, chef's kiss. It's the best. And I got some lettuce wraps, which they're great. But if you have to wrap them yourself and they can, it's not as good. But you wrap them yourself at the restaurant. Yeah, but they're like, all the lettuce is like in a pile folded. It's just not the same.

The lettuce wraps wraps aren't the same. Mongolian beef was good. Letters wraps wraps are pretty good. And then I got, um... Do you get Dan Dan noodles? No, I didn't get in noodles. I'm trying to do a little on the gut, gut, you know? Ding, ding on the good gut.

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