The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox RETURNS! Baby Box #3 Gender Reveal + Someone Has to Drink the World’s Hottest Shot + Bobby Reveals What Celebs Make on DWTS

Episode Date: October 26, 2021

We welcome back Lunchbox from paternity leave! He tells us the story about his 3rd child’s delivery and reveals the gender that we’ve all been dying to know! We put everyone’s name on the wheel and the loser has to drink the World’s Hottest Shot. Bobby talks about Dancing with the Stars last night and what people make per episode the longer they stay in. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning. Lunchbox is back. Today, first time back in a few weeks, he had another baby. We'll reveal what the sex is coming up in an hour. Joey and Georgia is on the phone. Hey, Joey, you're on the air. What's happening, dude? Morning to you.

Morning. Hey, what I have, Bobby, and I hope that you're going to agree with me is my daughter just started the University of Georgia as an incoming freshman, and we're finally got tickets to the Florida Georgia game this year. But I've been a lifelong Florida fan of my wife. that I absolutely have to wear my Georgia dad shirt to the game with my daughter and all these other Georgia fans. And I just truly want to wear my Kim Chivo jersey.

What should I do, probably? Yeah, I felt that. I think if your daughter or son was on the team, you would have to support her or him, right? Yes. The fact that she's just going to school there, right? That she's just going to school there. Is that true? That's correct.

Incoming freshman. Yeah, just making sure I'm hearing you're right. There is no chance. I would, if Caitlin and I had a kid and that kid went to Oklahoma, first of all, God forbid. I don't know. But second of all, if we're at that game and Caitlin's like, hey, we need to support her. She ain't playing.

I'm wearing a more Arkansas jersey. You're out of your mind. But the wife and the daughter, like, hey, your daughter's like, dad, please wear this. She's not playing on the team. That's what you tell her. Yeah. Hey, Joey, when you go, who are you rooting for? I'm going to be rooting for Florida.

Bobby, everybody's going. My daughter, my wife, my dad, my brother, all of them are Georgia fans, and they're all going to be there with us. But I'm going to have to... I've got to wear Tim Tebow. I don't think that your daughter just going to school there

should make you have to wear a Georgia shirt. By the way, Florida's biggest rival. Florida, it is. As a sports fan, I'm telling you right now, wear your Tebow jersey. there's no, if your daughter was the punter, I would say that was different. If she was playing a wide receiver for Georgia,

that would be different, but it's not. She's just going to school there. Where are your Florida Jersey? Are you going to be cheering for Florida? Absolutely. With all the Georgia people around you? Yes. Okay.

That's what I've been in my life, my entire life. I've always been a Florida fan. And all my family has been Georgia fans. I live in Georgia. So, I mean, and she got a great scholarship to Georgia, and I wanted her to go to Florida, but she had an opportunity,

but she chose Georgia. Hey, don't ever give up on your beliefs. No, yeah, Tim Tebow all the way. Well, it's not about Tebow, it's about Florida. Well, he clearly likes that jersey. I would too, I'm sure it was expensive. Can you compromise and wear your Tim Tebow, but then get a Georgia hat, a Georgia dad hat? No, wait, you look like an idiot.

No, like, or a shirt that says, make a shirt that says, my daughter, my daughter goes to Georgia, but I'm rooting for Florida and then put Tim Tebow on the back. That's kind of funny. No chance. Wear your Florida jersey. Okay. I would say different if she was on the team, and so would you. So wear your Florida jersey. Be proud.

She still knows you love her. But you know who else you love? Florida. I'm telling you there's no... I would not wear an Oklahoma jersey if my kid wasn't on the Oklahoma football team. No chance. I'm sure your daughter honestly really doesn't care if you wear the Florida. I'm just saying if she was begging you to wear the Georgia,

then I guess that's where it'd get hard. All right, Joey. She thinks it's Yeah, that's great She thinks it's funny though Because you know I'm a Florida fan Yeah, of course She knows who you are

Hey be you Remain you, stay true to yourself Love the show guys All right, see you buddy Bye bye And luck It is time to get over And open up the mailbag

You send an email And we read it on the air It's something we call Bobby's mailbag Yeah Hello, Bobby Bones My daughter's 12 years old And the only time

She hears from her Biological Father's side of the family is Christmas when they have a gift for her. For many years, I've thought it was a nice gesture. However, I am now considering not taking the gift as I am wondering if this is more harm than good for my daughter. Please advise on whether I should fake a smile and say thank you

or politely tell them that we don't want to accept the gift. Signed, confused before Christmas. That's interesting. They still give you a gift, but they want nothing else to do with you, I guess. Weird. It's hard. Just take the gift. Right.

Just take the gift. There's no reason to create drama that doesn't need to be existing at all. That's what's going to happen? Take the gift. What's the problem with, I'm literally asking the question. Like, what's the problem whenever your daughter gets something from a side of the family that she doesn't really know? I'm assuming that maybe it causes confusion of like, well, who are these people and where have they been? And why don't they want to talk to me any other time?

that the mom might be feeling it more than the five-year-olds. I didn't have a big relationship with that side of my family, my biological father's side, like one uncle, who I still know and so came to my wedding. But I don't know I'm a real dad. I didn't really have a relationship with his mom, my grandmother, who's since past.

That side I didn't know. And I would occasionally get stuff from my grandmother, and I was just like, okay, cool. I get 20 bucks here. And it also allowed me to know they still existed. And at least they do care. They could be totally. off the radar. Yeah, it's weird, but I'm going to say stay away from drama if you can. And I think

saying, hey, we don't want your gifts is dramatic. Yes. And she's 12. 12 starting to be that age too where you can have almost adult-like conversations. So I don't know. I'm sitting here thinking about if it was my kids and my family, I would maybe, if you haven't done this, you can have a thoughtful conversation with that family. If you do want them a part of their life in some capacity, Have you done anything to make that possible? Have you extended the olive branch, maybe invited them for dinner, or give them an opportunity and say that you would like for there to be a relationship. But yeah, then if not, you can still do the Christmas.

One time that happened where my, I don't really call her, she was my grandmother, but I really didn't have a relationship with her after, like, age six or seven. Because my real grandmother adopted me for a while. It was two polar situations. but the grandmother on my biological father's side said, hey, we haven't seen each other in a long time. Why don't you come over for Christmas? How old were you then?

23, 24. Much older. Yes. And at this point, I hadn't seen my biological father since I was six. And so I was like, okay, sure. Like, he's not going to be there, right? And they're like, no, we haven't seen him in a few years. Who knows?

I get there and I walk in the door and he's there. Wow. Yeah. And I remember going, well, this is not where I want to be. And he says to me, hey, did you come here to beat me up? And I'm thinking to myself, everybody can beat me up. What are you talking about? Like, I'm the biggest wimp in the world.

But it was a tough one. It was a really awkward situation. I ended up, I sat down for like 15 minutes. And I was like, hey, this isn't very good for me. I'm going to go ahead and go. And then I jumped out. But heck, she made an effort. Yeah.

I also didn't know. He was going to show it. up. Later in life, I met him. I met him, what, three or four years ago? Yeah. Maybe five years ago. It had been 30 years since I'd seen him. But I remember that. They had reached out to me and said, hey, come be a part of this side of the family. And I went, woo-ho-ho-ho. It's a bad Christmas. Do you think that they were like, oh, okay, this is going to, since you said, I guess you asked if you'd be there, right? Yeah, I asked like some cousins and stuff. And they were like, no, we don't think so. Okay. Well, maybe in her mind, she's like, oh, maybe this will be a chance for them to

connect and I'll just get them both in the same room. I just remember being startled and him looking at me going, he said, did you come here to kick my A? Yeah. And I went, first of all, for a second I didn't even put it together. And then I was like, no, and I don't want to get mine kicked either. So I'm going to have a couple green beans and hit the ground running. What an interesting way for him to deal with his feelings in that moment. Oh, I learned a lot about when I finally did meet up with him.

He was always the villain to me. He's not the villain. He's a guy who just made some bad choices. and then much like I am was extremely stubborn or embarrassed and didn't want to confront them. And so I don't hate him anymore. I don't have a relationship with them, but I don't hate him anymore. But I think maybe as I talk about this out loud, getting this presence from this side of the family eventually is some sort of bridge that allows that to be crossed again. And there could be a relationship in the future.

Yeah. So when your grandma invited you to dinner, I mean, you did appreciate that? I did go. Yeah. I was like, yeah, why not? I think that would be good. It's kind of cool. So take the gift, that's what I say. And we did a whole bunch of therapy for me in this segment here.

There we have it, everybody. We learned a lot, too. If you want to send us an email, you can. Morgan, what's the email address? Mailbag at bobbybones.com. There you go. We got your email and we read it on your air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag.

Eddie, what happened with your kids at baseball? This is my six-year-old. So he usually plays pitcher. right and the coach puts them in these positions but one game he just wanted to rotate them out so he took my son and said hey I want you an outfield this time and I'm in the stands and I'm watching it happen

and I just see my son throw his arms up like what outfield are you crazy in the middle of the game and then he takes his hat his baseball cap and throws it on the grass and walks off and the coach has to like pick up his hat and like put it back in his head and I'm looking like what is going on right now

is he really pitching a fit because he's going to the outfield so I'm thinking like this is rude is his bad behavior he could not be acting like this but then there's also the competitive side like hey he's fighting for his position he's letting the coach know that i don't want to be in the outfield i'm good enough to be in the infield so there are two sides that i wanted to ask you guys like what would you do if this was your son and he did this what's your question do you tell him hey that's rude don't ever do that or do you say i like your competitiveness i like that you stood up for yourself and you let the coach know that

you wanted to be in the infield. You don't ever do that in the middle of a game. First of all, you don't throw your hat and throw his, he's sick, so he's allowed, but as he's allowed. He's allowed to have that grace because he's sick. Uh-huh. But the discussion is not, hey, good for you, you're competitive, you throw a fit in the middle of the field in front of everybody.

Because not at all, because when you agree to be on a team and you have a coach coach you, you allow the coach to coach you. And so if the coach tells you to go play right field or first base or sit out a couple of innings, you do that. Now, if there's something you want to talk to coach about after the game, that's a different situation.

That is something you need to address with him because that is not being competitive. That's being why you're nodding at me. Because I did exactly that. After the game was over, I said, come on, you're coming with me and you're going to go talk to your coach. And then I said, coach, I think my son did something out there that you shouldn't have. And I said, go ahead.

Apologize. So he goes up there. He's like, coach. I'm sorry. I took my hat off and I threw it on the ground. and I disrespected you. No hat slowing, no complaining in the middle of the game. You're not Aaron Rogers. You're sick. You're being moved around on a baseball field.

And that's my point. So later on the weekend, we're watching football, and somebody starts yelling at his coach, throwing his helmet on the bench, and I'm like, okay, well, the pros are doing it now. And like, I'm just thinking at this point, I'm like, well, I'm teaching them the right thing by being respectful towards his coach.

But the same time, like you just said, you got Aaron Rogers going, no, I'm going to call the shot. Coach, get out of here. Tell your son, whenever he's able to make money from playing a sport or be an adult, then he can get huffy and puffy all he wants. But no, a six-year-old, that's not allowed. Yeah, I agree.

That's exactly what I did out in the field. I made him apologize. And even the coach said, hey, I love your heart. I love that you're passionate out there. I love that you stood up against me, but that's, no, I'm going to tell you what to play and you're going to do that. But also not in the middle of a game. Correct.

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the most intense step. And to be on one for 10 months, wild. I mean, we had a couple people in our family, Caitlin's family, that were on a ventilator. And it was like,

I mean, one bad night and you can lose them when they're on the ventilator. Dang, 10 months. I hate to see that bill, though. Yeah. I don't think they're a thing That's not a tell me something good.

The American healthcare system, not a tell me something good. But that's a great story. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Lunchbox is back in the studio for the first time in a few weeks as he had a third baby. How does it feel being a dad of three, Lunchbox?

Oh, it's exhausting. Like, it is so hard because you have two that can move and so they're going one direction. And then you've got the other baby that can't move that's crying and there's just action all the time. There is no time to see. sit down and relax and just, you know, sip on a cocktail or anything like that. You are go, go, go all the time.

But it's awesome. So you have two boys. What were you guys hoping for this next time? My wife was praying for a girl because she didn't want to be stuck with three boys and me being a boy and the dog being a boy, all boys in the house. So she's praying girl, me, you know me. I want a boy, boy, boy, boy. And so you guys did not find out until you were in the room.

Correct. We didn't find out with our first two. We were going to find out with the third one. My wife wanted to. But I convinced her, I was like, look, you need to quit me. and selfish and we need to find out when the baby comes out. And so I won that argument and we waited till delivery day. Not sure how that's selfish.

How is that selfish? I mean, it sounds like you're being selfish, but okay. Well, because what does it change if we know? Who cares? Let's just wait till the day it is born and it'll be the huge surprise when the doctor hands us that baby and we have to look. And so what is it like? Because I don't have kids yet.

So is it like waiting for your team to kick a field and you're like, if you make this, we win the game. And you're just like, oh, boy, here it goes. Here it goes. Is that what it's like as you wait for the sex of that new baby? Absolutely. You're waiting for that game-winning play because like when she starts pushing and everything. Like, so it was crazy because we were induced because she has some health issues. And so, all right, let's go. We're going to take a nap.

And my wife wakes me up. I think I'm going to ask for an epidural now. And I'm like, okay, cool. And then she's like, I don't have time for the epidural. It's time to go. I got to get this baby out of me now, now, now. And the doctor's like, look, if you got to push that baby out and I'm not down there to catch it, it'll land on the bed. Because the doctor wouldn't even scrubbed in or anything.

And I'm going, here we are. Games on the line. What's it going to be? What's it going to be? And they're like, push, push, push. Ah, ah. And I mean, I see the head. And I'm like, I see a head.

Babe, next time, next time you push, the baby's going to be here. So we wait for the next contression. All right, here we go. Three, two, one. Push, push, push. And the baby comes out and the doctor holds it up. The doctor holds up the baby. And, and are you ready?

Yes. We're ready. Baby Box 3 is a boy! It's a boy! It's a boy! I'm three for three. Boy, boy, boy, boy, boy. Oh my goodness.

They hold up that baby and you look and you see the parts and you're just like, babe, it's a boy! We got a boy! Was she disappointed at all? I think a little bit she was sad. And she said that was the problem with not finding. out is that she was worried she was going to be sad in the delivery room. She cried a little bit.

I don't know if she was crying from pain because she didn't have time to get the epidural. Guys, she only pushed for nine minutes. So when people have babies in the car, because it comes so fast, now I totally get it. Because it was like, she goes, I think I'm going to get the epidural. 10 minutes later, we had a baby. Wow. So what about when you hear people go, it took me 36 hours to have a baby? I'm like, I don't know how that's possible.

That's crazy. All three of your kids come out quick? I mean, our first one was like eight or nine hours. The second one was four hours. And then this one was nine minutes. Crazy. You can do 30 seconds on the next one. Oh, my God.

So, I mean, are you all going to have another one to try for a girl? I mean, she said, talked to her in six months because the whole pain of delivering a baby, the excitement. Like, we're in it right now. So the excitement of it is like, oh, my gosh, we want more. But let's see how the family of three transitions. And, I mean, it was crazy. But we got a third boy. And, I mean, I'm over the moon excited.

It was incredible. So awesome. Here is a clip of the first cry. Are you recording this on your phone? Oh, yeah, on my phone. Like, you just hit record. Like, when it's starting to go down, like I cut out all the screen.

I thought I'd bring in screaming, but I didn't think you guys wanted to hear the pain of her like screaming and crying. So I just cut all that. Like, it's the whole nine-minute clip. Oh, my God. All right, guys, here we go. Okay, here we go.

This is the baby's first cry. That's it. That baby looked different than your other two babies? I'm going to tell you what. This baby looks identical to me. Like it is officially, this one I don't even need it. There's no paternity test needed at all. Like it is a doppelganger of me.

The other two did not look like me. This one is my spitting image. Everybody that has seen this baby goes, oh, that's you. I mean, it has the same hair as me when I was born. I mean, looks just like me. Boom. The other two, you still concerned about? Ah, the first one for sure, because he's just, he's shy and just totally opposite of what I

him. But it's okay that he could be like your wife, though. Kids are different. And I'm trying to learn how to understand that and grasp that. He wanted all of them to come out just like him. He used to be so competitive with Eddie because Eddie's two-year-old just is like an athlete. Who's catching balls? Throws balls, catches balls. And lunchboxes isn't. Correct. And mine is like we go to like little birthday parties for like people he goes to preschool with or whatever. And like he just stands off to the side. And I'm just like, Like, hey, man, you got to go talk to him.

And I try to force him. And I'm just like, you got to let him do his thing. But I'm like, dude, they're having fun. You see how they're jumping on that trampoline? You need to get in there and jump on the trampoline. I don't want to. And I'm just like, okay, okay, very frustrated, but okay. You say that to your kid.

I'm very frustrated. I say in my head. Like we went to one of those trampoline parks for a birthday party. And he wanted to play with the massage cheer over in the corner instead of jumping on the trampolines. Hey, I get that. I do. That was funny. So, yeah. But, yeah, my love him. He's great.

But third boy, just like me. We got a boy. Three for three. Let's go. And even the dog's a boy. If you missed it early. Yeah. He's like, we got all the boys.

Even the dogs are boys. Yeah. Oh, congratulations. Thank you. Wow. Three for three on boy. I have a friend that's got all, has four girls. Oh, my gosh.

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because why are you putting up a wedding registry? I felt when I was, you know, about to get married and we had a registry. I was like, I don't know, do we need a registry? And then someone said to me, hey, you guys should experience what people get to experience. Like part of that is putting stuff up on a registry and having people buy it for you. And I was like, you're right. That was completely selfish for me to go. We don't need a registry because maybe it wasn't for me.

It was for Caitlin. You know, we got a bunch of cutting boards. You know what? I'll be honest with you. We got a bunch. Well, but also, too, as your guest attending and people that care about you, is we're going to buy you something, so we would rather like to know exactly what you need,

even though, yeah, could you go out and buy it yourself? Sure. But who cares? The point is we want to gift it to you. Well, and to me it was, hey, we're supposed to buy you a gift. And if you don't give us any sort of indication of what to buy, we're lost. Yeah, you're going to get a bunch of, well, stuff you don't want. So, like, a lot of cutting boards.

We have like nine cutting boards. It's wild that that's like just the go-to. It's like, okay, we don't know what to get, so let's just get a cutting boards. People that your registry was already sold out by the time they shopped. Scoobah Steve sent us a card. And in the card, he wrote down, hey, we got you this part of the couch. Because I'd put a couch up on our wedding registry and was like, hey, as a joke, we're walking out.

Let me just beep the couch. And then people could put it in like 20 bucks, 30 bucks, and buy the couch. So scuba Steve drew a couch on a card and then circled like a pillow on it and goes, we're responsible for that. Nice. Nice of them. Yeah. So I do have Paris Hilton's here. Here you go.

Among the items, there's a $500 urme's platter, a $9855 crystal party tray, a $1,000 crystal caviar server with a spoon, a $4,885 vase, and then it continues to go. And I know people are busting her chops about this, but all in on the wedding registry, it's about $60,000. They're worth so much money, and I believe the guy she's marrying is a billionaire. like I think this is just for the people to be able to buy them something more than it is that they need this. Right. Well, I mean, and again, that may be not stuff that you go out on a Saturday and want to shop for yourself, but you have wealthy, I'm sure they have a ton of wealthy friends that want to buy them something as a gift and they can afford that. There are some affordable options like a $185 cake dome. I don't even know what that is.

Oh, it's what you put a cake in. Like if you bake a cake, you can put it and it's got a platter with like a glass dome that goes. over it so you can see through and see the pretty cake. I think it's funny they list that as an affordable option. Well, yeah, for them it is. And there's a $250 set of ice tongs. Yeah. What is this made of? The tusk of an elephant. So, but I'm looking at it all here.

I just think people are looking for reasons to bust on other people. And I think all things considered, this isn't near as extravagant as I would have thought a Paris Hilton wedding registry would be. Like, would I ever spend $250

bucks on a pair of ice tongs or a set of ice tongs? No chance. You're talking about a different class of money. Yeah. But for her, who cares? Who is it hurting? Maybe just for fun, she beeped it on the way out to see if someone would get it. Like the couch. That's what I did. And here's what happened. I beeped it on the way out as a joke. Not as a joke because it was a really nice couch, but I thought there's no chance someone's going to buy us this $2,000 couch. And then our CEO just got it and sent it down. A full one. Well, luckily, Scoob's Steve paid for a pillow. And then everybody else was beeping the other ones. Now we just have gift cards to go buy whatever we want, which is awesome.

All right, here's the voicemail we got last night. Hi, studio. I have a morning corny for Amy. What do you call something religious that only shows up around Halloween? A boo-da. Love the show. Bye. A buddha. Good one, yeah. A buddha. Yeah, there you go. The Babo Ball Show.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. So Tim McGraw was talking about inspirations in his life, but when it comes to country music, George Strait is definitely a big one. Musically, George Strait, I mean, who doesn't love George Strait? And all that he represents, he just think he's one of those guys that's just so innately confident with himself and confident in who he is, which is always great to see and cool to see and something's always inspiring. I watch McGraw's TikToks.

He's got somebody good helping him, because I think they set up a whole day of it, and they shoot a whole bunch of content, and then they just slowly layer it out there. Because I'm sure McGraw is not on his phone going, oh, that's a fun train. Let's do this. But whomever is running Tim McGrath's TikTok account and getting him to do that stuff, they're doing a great job because he's killing it over there. Okay, so Bobby, you and Caitlin got married a few months ago.

Imagine you're on your honeymoon and you think you're about to relax with your new wife and all of a sudden her entire family shows up to your honeymoon to surprise y'all. Surprise. I think she would be annoyed with that more than I would be. Oh, really? Not because she doesn't love her family

because she was like, I want to go and just like chill out and do nothing for five or six days, but I'd be like, more people for activities. I'm big activity guys. She's a big relaxed person. Well, a groom was talking about how this happened to him and his new bride on their honeymoon, and he was livid and kept having to, like, yell at her family,

and it was getting really awkward. But yeah, they straight up, showed up at the honeymoon, on the beach, at the restaurant, got hotel rooms on their floor. Oof. I mean, just not a good situation. No way. Yeah, like boundaries.

Who in this family? Like, there's multiple people involved, and nobody thought, hey, this is probably a bad idea. Also reminds me of that story when COVID first hit about that couple, they were over on some crazy island on like a first or second date, and then they got trapped there for months. Oh, yeah. And so they just,

and then the hotel resort that were staying got shut down because of COVID. So they had to go live with like the people that were running the hotel. And so they're on like their first or second date and all of a sudden, they're not together anymore. Oh. But for months they were stuck in another country. Yeah. All right.

What else you got? Well, I saw Darius Rucker tweeted that Wednesday should be, spelled differently and that the it shouldn't be the end before the D it should be the opposite and so I was thinking oh Wednesday Wednesday like that's always a word for me where I have to like spell it out for you and I just didn't or before I write it out so I didn't know if you have any words that you always struggle with. Nope pretty good all the words really I can't spell like license ever like I don't even know like ask me right now I can't even spell license for you I guess restaurant that one's hard so I'll just avoid and I'll write eating place

That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. A cop down in Florida named Marcus Dawson gets the call. Yeah, we got a house fire over on Main Street. And he goes, oh, you know, I'm responding. And he shows up to the house and it's on fire.

And the neighbor's like, hey, don't worry. No one's home. No one's home. But Marcus is like, man, I can't take their word for it. So he goes around in the back of the house and he hears a dog. And he opens the, you know, screened in porch, lets the dog out. he's like I gotta go in the house and look and in the back bedroom he found a 10 year old boy

hiding under a blanket brought him out to safety why do they think no one was in there the neighbor just said hey no one's home no one's home because maybe they saw the family leave earlier I don't know but Kevin that's what I think of they forgot him behind they didn't know but the cops saved him huh? Yeah Marcus Dawson got in there got the kid

and the dog out alive that's awesome that is what it's all about that was tell me something good so this guy gets his house broken into he's gone for a couple of weeks. He goes back home. Windows are busted out. And there's a note,

why was the house locked when there was no money? Someone busted in the house couldn't find any money and then left a note. What? Why would someone do that? The burglar was so discouraged

by the lack of cash in the home that he had to leave a note to let him know just what he was feeling. Wow. I remember once when my house got broken into, I'm a little thankful to who broke into the house because, well, they did bust in the window,

but they did drop the hammer as well like an idiot. You gotta take the tools with you. Yeah, because fingerprints. We fingerprinted the crap out of that thing. You knew exactly who it was. Found them. And so, secondly, I went upstairs and I was like, oh, no, please don't have let my dog out or have hurt my dog. Because if they're going through rooms, they're going to open up a door, they're going to see my dog in there.

And they could let him out. They could kick him. They could shoot him. Who knows? And they didn't. He was still in there just chilling. And I was like, oh, I appreciate that robber. Yeah.

Like he couldn't feel it by the chest tab. I was like, I appreciate your. Robert, appreciate that. Thanks for looking out. Let's go over to Amy and get in The Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. What does the fishermen say on Halloween? What does the fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick or Trout. That's pretty good. By the way, today's the 26th. There are only three more Halloween jokes and we're done. Yes. You've got to be getting near the end of them though, right? No, and there's lots. There are.

Are you saving the best for me? Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Okay. Booh. Why you cry? Don't cry.

I just was trying to scare you. I remember that one. I mean, yeah, there's plenty. The list goes on and on. But then after Halloween, we'll move into fall Thanksgiving type stuff. And then after Thanksgiving, it's all Christmas. Think pumpkins and pies and scarecrows. Turkeys.

Yeah. Do you know who Stevie Nix is? Yes. Go ahead. Landslide. Yeah. You know the name of the group? Yes.

The. the, hold on. Don't say the, that might help you. Eddie? Yeah, Fleetwood Mac. Yes, that's it. That's it. So Stevie Nix said that her bedtime is eight.

Love that. A.m. Oh, gosh. What? Whoa. I was about to say she's old, but yeah. She said her bedtime usually is around 8 a.m. That to me sounds perfect.

To sleep during the day? Oh, I'm a vampire. I would be. This show has me completely against my circadium rhythm. or whatever they say about, you know, how you're supposed to be awake based on how your body feels with the sun. I'm out. I would go to bed four to five a.m. for the most part.

That's up all night. When the sun comes up, when the sun comes up, I get sleepy. That's how I feel. And so I would not have the schedule. As soon as I'm done here on the show, who knows when it is. I'm going right back to 5, 6 a.m. That's when I'm going to sleep. I'm sleeping all day.

I'm waking up at like 4 p.m. And then I'm rolling through. Oh, okay. Nobody bothers you at two in the morning. That's what I try to respect that about my daughter because she says that that's how she is. She's just a night person and I do see her come alive at night. So it's difficult as a parent when that's when she wants to thrive. You know, there's like 8 p.m. that comes around and I'm like, man, I'm feeling so funny right now.

I wish I was doing a show right now. Like that to me is my morning. Like 8 p.m. be rocking it. There's a picture of a girl who's on a flight and she puts her hair over the seat. So you're sitting in a seat in the airplane. And usually you put your hair in front so it doesn't go over into the person behind you. Right. But she hangs her hair over the entire back of the seat.

What do you think about that? She can't do that? It's completely disrespectful, but can you do that? No, you can't. That's like, no, because your hair's hanging over if they want to put their tray down, if they got a drink. I don't know how long her hair is. Does her hair get in your food and you're drinking in your space? That's your space.

What kind of person does this, though? What kind of person thinks that where they are in their life is so much more important than where you are in your life? Right. Like, that's some entitlement if I've ever seen it. Someone that just doesn't give a crap about anything. So how to get handled? A plane passenger, a sparked outrage online after a photo emerged of her long hair draped over the back of her seat. The picture showing the hair draped down onto another passenger's tray table.

Gross. It's disgusting. I can't. It's disgusting. Twitter user Anthony captioned the picture. with the words, would this irritate you, but it wasn't. It pee you off. I got you.

It was unclear what airline the woman was on. It looks like a Southwest flight. Being someone who has flown a few hundred thousand Southwest flights, it looks like a Southwest flight. But the tweet has gone viral. And it's just someone who gives no crap about anything other than herself. Unless it was set up. Yeah, I know. I was just thinking that.

And now TikTok has to be thinking everything is set up. But I'm going to believe it for what I see here and say, this is just a bad. bad person. You don't do that to somebody else. Did you see the TikTok about who gets the middle armrest? Oh, yeah. What was it? So there are three seats, right? And there's outside and there's window and there's the two armrests that come up over the middle. And the flight attendant said those two armrests belong to the person in the middle because it sucks where they're sitting. That's right. That's at least what they can have. I mean, honestly, when I'm sitting there, it just belongs to whoever gets there first. Even if I feel like it's mine, if somebody else has

their elbow there, I just squeeze in and let them have it. I sit on the wind. I sit on the window, I don't ever take the armrest unless it's with Caitlin or something. And then I lift it all the way up and we cuddle. But other than that, I don't take it because the person in the middle, you're having to fly Yoda. So you just take the armrest. Yeah, but... Have you ever had a stranger lift up the armrest?

Like, you and Caitlin know each other, but have you ever had it lifted up and you don't know the person next to you? That would be weird. Yeah, be real weird. I have had a stranger fall asleep on my shoulder before. Yeah. Like they're asleep sitting up and they just kind of fall over and they put their head on my shoulder.

Did you let them just sleep there? I did. Good. And I just kept waiting for them to get up to go pee. It wasn't a whole hour. It was like eight minutes or something. But I felt pretty good about myself. I was like, here I am.

Taking one for the team. This is pretty good. So thoughtful. Amy's daughter's 14. She is starting to practice driving. So I thought, let's see if we could pass some of these easy driver's test questions. Okay. Amy, you're up first.

What foot should you use for braking? the same foot you use for the accelerator and which one would that be? Well, if you have a right foot, it should be your right foot. A lot of people that don't. Well, they may not. Yes, the answer is right foot.

Okay. Eddie. Yeah. If you hear or see an emergency vehicle with its lights on while driving, what are you required to do? I love doing this. Pull over and let them pass.

Correct. Yeah, I love that. We're driving yesterday and I hear, and it's one of those things where you can't find it. You're like, which way is it coming? Where is it going?

Yeah. And I'm like, and Caitlin's looking all around too. We're trying to find it. And it's just like, okay, it's on the interstate, but it's going the other direction. Because everyone's just confused. People are pulling all directions, left, right. And if you're on like the far left lane,

you can't get over to the right, so then people are pulling to the left. I also like watching those videos because they'll put like a GoPro and a fire truck and you're watching the guy drive and the guy's cutting through all the traffic. Oh, I've never seen those. Yeah, it would also be fun to be a part of that.

It just feels like so dangerous, though. That's a big fire truck having to make a lot of quick turns. Lunchbox. When driving in fog, what lights should you use? Your headlights? But which ones? Yeah, which ones? The ones in the front.

On the head? They have a name. The headlights have a name? Yes. For fog. When driving in fog, which lights should you use? I mean, I don't know any other term besides headlights for people. Like, I, I, I.

Amy? High beams? No, low beams. Low beams. Yeah, low beams. Why? Why would you use low? Oh, okay.

I see what you say. When you're in high, it gets real, like, bright. Oh, so in fog you use low. Learn something to our day. We've just pulled lunchbox's license. He's no longer able to drive. It's not valid anyway. Come on.

Amy, what direction should you turn your wheels when you park uphill? What? Why would, okay? Why would I? Okay, so I guess if you're parking up a hill, the reason why you would turn is so they don't slide backwards just in case. So. So, like. To the right, to the right, to the right.

Point your wheels to the right of the road. Away from the curb. Oh, I went towards the curb. Okay. Never done that before. I don't even put it on the bargain break. And let your vehicle roll back slowly until the rear part of the front wheels resist

against the curb using it as a block. Okay. Does that make sense? Yep. Never done that for. All right. Your license and pool. Thank you.

Eddie, how many feet do you signal before turning? How many feet? Not literal feet, right? Like how many feet, right? Like how many feet? You mean like the measurement? The measurement of feet. What are you talking about?

Yes. Like my actually two feet? How many feet do you signal before turning? Well, these have gotten hard. Uh-huh. Well, yeah, this is second level. You should know this stuff. I don't know this one.

I don't either, though. You don't? Well, I did take a CDL, so I know some of the stuff from having to basically take a new driver's test. But I wouldn't have. Let me see, let me see. Let me guess that you have to, I don't know, a hundred. Yeah, correct. Really?

Yeah. That's it? Okay. How many? Signal before turning? Well, I'm not saying that's it, but I'm like, that's actually correct. I didn't know that. Oh.

Lunchbox, when you see a flashing yellow light at a. intersection, what should you do? Oh, you roll through it. Okay. I mean, you know, I mean, the yellow means you don't have to stop. You can just keep going. He's tanking, right? Slow down and proceed with caution.

Like, you put your foot on the break and you slow down, you look around. Well, yeah, you don't have to stop at that one. The people on the other side got to stop. You get to roll through. Amy, if a child is about to run onto the street, what should you do first? Stop. Tackling. The first thing you do is,

Stop and get out and go save the child. And spank the kid? No. But you grab them to protect them. You stop, stop. You get out. You stop your car. You get out.

You stop traffic. Oh, no. And then you get the child. The answer is honk your horn. Oh, that's it. If a child's about to run on the street, you do something. Yes. Amy's like, first of all, you open the back door.

You say, hey, kid, I got candy. Get in. You take them to CPS. No. Eddie, a broken yellow line between two lanes of traffic means what? That means that you're allowed to pass the car in front of me. Lunchbox, to avoid hydroplaining while driving in rainy conditions, what should you do? Slow down.

That's correct. You got one ride. All right. Oh, all right. Eddie, I think you're the best driver in the group according to the written test. I guess I'll be giving everyone a ride because no one else can drive. Carpool with Eddie. Well, to be fair, stopping and saving the child.

There was no saving. It may not even, the kid may not even run on the road. Yeah. And also, honking, you do a lot quicker than stopping. Yeah. You could stop as well, but you should honk first. I didn't think of that, though. You honk your horn a lot?

No, that's not a honk her. I never do. No, she gets honked at. I'll beep, beep it if someone's not paying attention to the green light. I hate even doing that. No, there's an angry horn, and there is a, hey, just looking out for you because I've been in the same situation horn. Now, if you do this,

huh, that makes me mad. I also don't do that unless someone's like cutting me off. That's the angry horn. Like they're really about to hit you. So you're like, hey, stop. Or they pull it in front of me and they almost do hit me. Or there's the beep beep.

If the light turns green, I notice they're looking down at their phone or something or they're talking to their kid. I'll be like, oh, okay, I've been in this situation. Beep. And then sometimes you get the wave back, like, thank you. Yeah. We need two buttons on our steering wheel. You need a horn on the left,

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They started in New Jersey off the Atlantic coast May 1st. Their goal was to raise $30,000. After 162 days through four time zones, 11 states, they arrived in San Francisco a few days ago, made $70,000. I just wonder what that does to your feet. Eddie, you did it for how long? I did 100 miles, like for 3. days. And you're still complaining about your toes. Yeah, they still hurt. But they went

162 days. Crazy. I mean, physically, aside from them doing it to raise money, which is what the story's about, physically, that is crazy. And I bet they feel this for ages. I wonder how long they walked every day. Because I did like 25 miles a day. That was a lot. But I wonder if they did, there's like five, some days 10. 162 days. So you could do the math real quick. It will not be real quick. Are you still hurting from your walk? I mean, my toes hurt. Other than that, I'm pretty good.

Like, I think when I wake up, I feel pain in my toes. I've never felt that in my life. So I guess that's just something I'm going to have for the rest of my life because of my walk. Would you do it again? Yeah. How much money did we raise for that? $300,000 or something? That's crazy.

Yeah, I'll do it again. Keep this story from these guys because they went all the way across the country for $70,000. Amazing. And he did like 20 minutes from through his neighborhood. And there was two guys. So what do you say, Bones? You and me? Ah.

Bobby can't leave and go long. for that long. You're right. Yeah, my feet hurt. All right, that's what's up. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Hello, everybody. Thank you guys for listening to the show. Thank you for being here with us. And if you would like to call, we welcome it. 877-77 Bobby. Time for the news.

Bobby's Big. Stories. Well, this is an update on that story about the extreme couponers. They were sent to prison for $31 million in fraud. This is a wild story. And talking to you, a former extreme couponer, Amy. Maybe you'll relate. I know. Anytime I see the headline for these people, I'm like,

oh my gosh, it could have been me if I'd stuck away that. Amy used to go to the dump. Well, that's where other coupon extremists told me I could get the best or more coupons because people would throw out their papers, and I could dig in and get more coupons for my book. We used to go to the dump when I was a kid to look for, like, jacket. like to wear for winter. People would throw out stuff.

And so we didn't have any money. So I remember going to the dump and walking around and not feeling like, wow, I can't believe worth the dump. It was so cool. I was a kid. And there was just stuff everywhere. Like furniture, coats.

We'd always find a coat or two. Usually it was go to the dump, then go to yard sales. And then if we couldn't find enough stuff, my mom had a JC Penny's credit card. And so whatever we absolutely couldn't get, we'd put on the JC Penn and credit card. And so that was the hierarchy of,

How we... Anyway. Got things. I always thought the dump was cool. Yeah. So the FBI is revealing new details about a $31 million counterfeit coupon scheme that landed this couple in Virginia Beach in prison for nearly 20 years combined. Sorry. In a press release last week, the agency said the investigators found fake coupons in every crevice of the house belonging to Lori Ann Talons and her husband, Pacifico Talons.

The falsified savings were worth more than $1 million. Again, they're making fake coupons. they also found designs for coupons for more than 13,000 products on her computer. Crazy. So they're, and this is what I'd like to say about some criminals

because I'll watch some of these jail shows and they're like, well, yeah, I made a whole satellite TV system that gets all the HBO channels with some baloney and some cellophane. And I'm like, well, if you can do this in prison, use some of this skill set in real life and you wouldn't be in prison.

Like you're a pretty smart person. Think of what they could be doing with computer graphics. They couldn't be doing $31.8 million. but that's going to get them put in jail. But she trained herself in the different techniques she needed to manipulate barcodes to make these coupons work. Amazing.

Yeah, it is kind of amazing. It is. Like, it's wild. They could also use her, like you said, she could use her skills. Like, clearly she's talented and smart. But also counter-barcode people could use her to help protect barcodes.

What? Like when they hire a hacker to show them how not to be hacked? Yeah. I've never heard of a barcode hacker, though. Well, you hadn't met her yet. She definitely could have done that. Look at her. She's been swindling people for years.

She's considered the mastermind of the scheme. She would create fake coupons with discounts near or even over an item's retail value. She was sentenced to 12 years in prison for a counterfeit coupon fraud scheme that amounted a $32 million. Her husband was sentenced to seven years of prison because he was aware and profited. Yeah. Just think about the million. of dollars. Even thousands of dollars is crazy. You know what we'll get you put in jail. But millions of dollars. And they were living high on the hog. And she figured out how to beat the

system in the same way that she could have helped the system and helped herself legally in the right way. Just a bizarre, awesome. Like, she's very smart. And now that's all going to waste. Yeah. Well, for some people too, I guess maybe it's the thrill. If she were to read. The thrill is having all that money. That's a thrill. The thrill's the money, but then the thrill of, like, figuring it out and maybe getting some hit of, I don't know, something released in her system every time she would get away with it. She gets a dopamine hit every time. She's like, ooh, there's another million. Yeah.

Yeah, that's a crazy story. In the study that I'm reading here, women doctors do a better job than men, doctors. Women doctors were more caring and compassionate when looking after a patient. Researchers also found that patients of female doctors have lower death rates. And those same patients need less hospital visits when cared for by a female doctor. Yeah. Why do you think that is female? Well, I just feel like we're more nurturing and caring and pay attention to detail.

And smarter. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure that we could all be equally as smart. But I think that we do tend to people's needs more carefully than men. Do you think it's anything maternal? Yeah. Well, I think a lot of women, not everybody, depending on maybe how you were brought up or just how you're built, but most women, I would put them in the category of very nurturing.

A woman has 21 babies and 16 live-in nannies. What? She is 24 years old. What? She has her hands full with 21 babies of her own. And two from her and her millionaire husband's previous relationship. To care for the children, she spends $96,000 a year on 16 live-in nannies that work around the clock. She and her husband have paid $195,000 to surrogates between March of last year and July of this year to build their massive family.

Okay, I get it now. You do? Yeah, well, first I was like, how in the world does she have that many babies? She's 20-something, but if you have a bunch of other people pregnant for you, then voila. Oh, okay. Walla. But what's she doing now? Like, what's...

She says she's very hands-on, even though they have 16 nannies. I do think with 16 nannies and that many babies, you could still be considered hands-on. Stop it. To take care of the children, again, she spends almost $100,000 a year on 16 live-in nannies that work around the clock. It's like a warehouse. Yeah, I'm like... Factory. Are they getting fair wages?

The 21 babies range in age from 19 months to three months old, but they're not the only kids in the house. The couple also lives with Christina's six-year-old daughter from a previous relationship and one of his nine other children. I mean, think about this guy. If he's got nine other kids and then he has... I mean, that's taking that whole. The other 21? I mean, that's 30 kids. What's the goal here?

Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. I don't know. Hannan, like they want to just make babies build their legacy. Nick Canney, he has a lot of babies? Yes. Oh, and all at once. And he's, like, very vocal about how it's like, it's fine. He's what he wants to do.

He's celibate now to the end of the year, though. Oh, he is? Good for him. Taking a break. How do we know this about people? Like, why does he feel the need to tell us he's celibate? Because people kept asking him, why are you having so many babies with so many people? Uh-huh.

And he's like, you know, my therapist, if I'm semi-quoting him right, paraphrasing, he said, my therapist said, I need to be celibate until the end of the So he sits on a try. I get it. I get therapists assigned homework. I get it. I watched Dancing with the Stars last night. So I'm going to give you a spoiler in five seconds, in four seconds, in three seconds, two, one.

There you go. Last night, by the way, Jimmy moved on. Yes. So watched him dance, texted him right after, and I was like, hey, great job, and you are not going home. Because the thing is, everybody's looking at their phone even during the show. While I was on the show, I'd finish a dance and go to my phone immediately. just to see what people were saying online, friends were texting me. Sharna would always take me and maybe watch the tape right after we finished too,

which was rough most of the time. Game tape. She'd sit on the stairs during the show was going and be like, look at this. Nope, yep, nope. Mostly nopes, an occasional, yep. And someone had texted me last night and said, hey, what are they talking about? Or what's the dancer saying to the celebrity, because sometimes you'll see them go like, they're like moving their mouth.

As they're dancing? Yeah, no, they're telling them exactly what to do. we would be dancing and Charlie be like okay remember you're left foot here and so we're in a whole different world and I was not good but she would be like all right foot left foot left foot right foot okay don't forget bit because I needed that so if you see people talking during the dance sometimes there were times where I kind of knew a dance and she would be like oh yeah we got this money in the bank we got 30 seconds left so you're just having a normal conversation but cameras are on you and people wonder like what are they saying crazy it just depends how good the dancer is most of the time for me it was hey left foot right foot don't forget to bend occasionally, it would be like, hey, we got this. All right, left foot. Now, hey, what do you want to eat after this?

That would happen sometimes, too. Okay, that wouldn't throw you. It just depends how, like, dialed in I was to the dance. But last night, here we go. Kenya Moore of Real Housewives of Atlanta and Brandon Armstrong were sent home. So that's your Dancing with the Stars Update. Jimmy still left that Amanda Clutes, who I knew from co-hosting the talk. She's the, her husband died of COVID.

She's really good. But she was a dancer beforehand. And when I did that show, she pulled me aside and was like, hey, I'm thinking about doing dancing with the stars. Should I? And I was like, yeah, of course, you're already a great dancer. And it would be good for your profile. And then I never heard from her again,

but I didn't know how good she was. And they crushed it last night. And what's weird is, she's pretty, but they, and this happens to a few different girls on the show. It was Halloween night, so they, oh, it was hard to look. What they do? She was, I think, maybe not Saw, but who? Who's the person that has like the big jaw, white face?

The scream? No. I don't know enough about scary movies. Mike, can you see who she is? But like even the Miz, who's a good looking guy, they had him painted with this whole head white with those needles coming out of his head. I don't know who that is either. I remember you looked weird too.

What were you for Halloween? Were you like a Frankenstein or something? I don't know what I was. A mermaid? It was from Saw. Jigsaw? Okay. Holy.

It was hard to look at. Oh. I mean, that's what it's. supposed to be. They do such a good job on that show with the hair and the makeup. All right, that's what's up. That's your Dancing with the Stars recap as well. That's fun watching. I don't watch it that often. So is Jimmy at the point where he's making good money now? Like, has he made that point yet? No, he's making okay money. The first episode, so when you start, you just get paid your initial

like $100,000. Like just to do the show, that's what you get, like $100,000. You don't get paid anything for the first episode because they've already paid you. And I don't think anything for the second. Then you make $10,000 an episode for like the next three or four episodes. Then when you get closer, you make 25 an episode. That's awesome. And then the last two you make 50 an episode. That's cool. And then if you win? No, there's no prize for win. Just the mirror ball. Yeah, your prize is to make it to the last two episodes, it's $50,000 an episode. Oh, wow. That's pretty cool. So that's why really people want to hang on. Me, I just wanted to win. It could have been a nickel. It could have been me paying a nickel. I just wanted to win.

Which is awesome for the, you're the professional dancers, too. If the celebrities... They don't make What? Because they're choreographing and teaching you and working so hard. It ain't that hard to get them on the show though. Oh, wow. I guess there's always professional dance people. And some make more than others, but they don't make that money. But they do make no money when they get kicked off.

Oh. And then they're done working. Like, that's it, right? Then they're done until the finale unless they're doing like some group dances. So, all right, that's your news. Close it up. Bobby's Big. Stories. In the next segment, someone on the show will take the world's hottest shot. It says consume at your own risk. This product is extremely hot and has a potential to cause skin and mouth irritation.

The world's hottest shot is intended for adults only. Must be kept by to reach children and pets do not consume if you have heart, respiratory, digestive conditions, or any other serious illness. What if this is what uncovers our serious illness? It happens sometimes, huh? Yeah. It is Overproof rum infused with Carolina Reapers

Sounds horrible We have the wheel We will spin it Just smell it See what it sounds like Bones is it the entire bottle we have to drink? No That's a lot

Crazy Oh my God What does this smell like? It doesn't smell bad But it like burns your nose Uh-oh Who Shot glass

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Dot. We ordered this world's hottest shot months ago. Maybe weeks ago. But it's been a long time. It took forever to get here. And this is that same company that makes the world's hottest everything, chips. This time it's a shot. And it does say, basically, if you have medical conditions, don't take it.

Basically, it's like a roller coaster. Yeah. Same sign you see on a roller coaster. Pregnant, heart issues, other serious illnesses, don't take the shot. But everybody here's pretty good, huh? I think we're good. Everybody pretty healthy? Yeah.

I think so. So I smelled it, and it burns your nose when you smell it. Oh, I'm doing it. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay, I'm gonna spin this wheel. Do we want to do? Oh man, I don't know what we want to do it You want to land on one and they do it or you want to take one off the wheel?

No Take them off, take them off. What? Why do you want to do that? Just get it over with. Because if it lands on my name, I want to be off the wheel. Either way you always lose. Take it to a vote, five people in the room. Who wants to spin it once and they lose? Raise your hand. I. Just Amy. Oh, who wants to, I'll rock that too. You're not in the room. Oh. Got him. Got him. Got him. I need an odd number. Ray, you're on the wheel, but you're not, I need an odd number. And you three, do you want to keep the name? Yeah, pull it off. Pull it off. Pull it off.

Scova, Steve. What do you think? I like the suspense of pulling it off all by one. Okay. All right. So Ray, I take your vote, but that takes scuba too. All right. Make sure Scova agrees with us. Let's spin that wheel. Oh my gosh, come on. Ray Mundo is off the wheel. Oh. We should have taken the shot. Yeah, he would have been the one doing it.

Yeah, I know. That was bad decision. Way to go, guys. Okay? That was bad decision. Well, in hindsight, guys, come on. Well, yeah, hindsight's always right. I might have spun it harder if it was one spin, no dramatic. Oh.

Well, I didn't know that was the rule. Here we go. Next up. When lands on your name, I pull you off the wheel. Come on. Let's spin that wheel! Here we go, here we go, here we go. Come on, baby. Who's not getting driven.

Who's not getting drunk? Mike D is now off. Wow. This is getting ugly. That was right next to my name, guys. Uh-huh, you were close. Good job. I'm just going to be chill about this.

Hey, by the way, you can watch this on our Facebook page right now live. I mean. Wherever you are, get on our Facebook page. This is all up on stream. We're doing this live with you guys. You can see it. This shot could potentially derail someone's entire day. Yeah, potentially.

Don't be dramatic. Or their entire life is if you have a health condition you don't know about. How is that dramatic? All right, on the board. Lunchbox, Morgan, Amy, Eddie. Taking a shot at... In scuba. You're good after two hours.

Here we go. Let's spin that wheel. It's me. It's me. No, nothing. If it lands on a blank when, we just keep going. Oh, come on, here we go. Spin that wheel, wheel, wheel, wheel, we do. Can we do blanks or lunchbox?

Can we do that? Oh, thank you, Eddie. I like that. Wait. To take the shot. No. Wait, no,

no, no, wheel, wheel, wheel, wheel, wheel, we go.

Here we go. Here we go. Oh, my good. Everybody right now. Oh, my God. Okay, so last on the real. That'd be great.

Thank you. We have so stupid. Lunchbox, Morgan, Amy, Eddie. Guys. Oh,

no, it's okay. Oh, this is so dumb. Like, why? All right. Scoo Steve,

you're off the wheel. Gosh. I feel like this wheel has been in my life so long. It should have better, like, juju with me. Let's spin that wheel! Come on, come on, come on, come on. Yes, yes, yes, yeah. No, not going to get there.

Empty. All the empty spots keep getting landed on. Bones, give it a good one, man. There we go. It's a good. It's me. I already feel watch. Oh, my gosh.

Oh my gosh. This is a problem we're doing it over and over again. That's okay, because everybody's in their car nervous for me. Oh, it's me. Get to me. No, no, no. It keeps landing on the blank space that we clear. Okay.

Hit new rule. Do you want to do who it lands on now? No. Yeah, let's do that. Yes or no. I'm down for that. Well, okay, but if it lands on blank, one more time, we switch it. Okay.

Oh, gosh, okay. Oh, come on. Please, please, please, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. It's all about me. That's me. That's me. That's right next to me. That is three times.

It's been right next to me. Because Scoopin was on one side of me. Mike D. was on one side of me. Okay, so now here we go. Oh, my God. We're now changing it. If it lands on you, you're taking the shot. Yes.

Why? It's lunchbox. It's me. Guaranteed it's me. We all know this. We all know it's me. You like shots. I love shots, but.

Okay. Weren't you the one going, Hey, we can drink at work? No, that was me. That was me. I think it was him too. Oh, that was then. You guys want to smell it?

I do. I do. I don't want to smell it. I can't smell it. I have no desire. You have no smell more? Yeah, I have no smell. But your COVID may make this shot awesome.

Or this shot might bring all your sense of smell and taste back. You smell that? Hey, he's smell good. We have the world's hottest shit. Flaming Dr. Pepper or what? Oh, boy. Oh, Flaming Dr. Peppers were good. We had a great time at my cousin's wedding in Oklahoma with Flaming Dr.

Peppers. Amy, what you think about that? I will for sure vomit. Yeah, I think I'm too. If I have to do that, it's like just sorry. The problem is we've been landing on all the blank spots. If it lands on your name, you are now taking the shot. Here we go!

Hey, please land on Eddie. Why? Because you're being the most annoying about it. Eddie, you are the most annoying person there is. Let's spin that wheel. Come on. Anybody but me. Anybody by me.

Oh, Amy, it's slowing down. Amy, it's slowing down. It's going to land on. Oh! So gross. That's so gross. I don't know why I can't get it to land on someone's name. Hey, you ready to do this?

A spin. I'm gonna give this a heck of a spin. Come on, buddy. Big a spin of your life. Like you're on the wheel of fortune. Let's spin the wheel. Come on. Oh my God.

Let's go. So Eddie, you be quiet. Eddie, come on. Oh, not me. Oh, this is not me. Oh, yeah. Keep going. Keep going.

I can't. Oh. Oh. Oh, my. Just off the Lutzbox. I mean, it is dancing around Lutzbox's name. I mean, it is. I mean, it is.

Why? It's like slow dance. in a burning room. Oh my goodness. Okay, John Mayor. All right. Oh, is that the name of it? Here we go.

I'm going to give it a medium spin this time. Let's spin that wheel. That's not medium. That is soft. That is super soft. Oh, no. That's Amy. Hold on.

I can't even look. It's on a broken spoke. Oh, no. That's Amy and Eddie. So let's do half and half. It's Amy and Eddie in a broken smoke. What? It's not in Eddie.

Oh, stop it. It's because the gravity of it. Yeah, it's the gravity. So. Because I can put it on Amy and it still rolls over to Eddie. Now we have the thing. So it's Amy or Eddie coin flip time.

Yes. I like it. I like it. I like it. I'll even let Amy call it. No. That means all the pressure's on you, Amy. Amy, you call it.

Two out of three. Oh. Okay, Amy, call it in the air. Hets. Call it. In the air, Amy. Okay, okay. Okay.

If you're just going to call heads, it's okay. Heds. Okay. I'll call it. Do you want to stand on the floors? Somebody that's not Amy or lunchbox. Hi. Morgan, you want to walk over there?

Yeah, I'll watch. You don't trust lunchbox. Amy, ready? You have ads, Amy? Yeah, heads. There you go. Amy, heads! Yes!

Yes! All right, heads, heads! Wait, so. But we're doing two out of three. Okay, wait. So, if Amy gets it... If she wins, you lose. I get to choose.

Oh, I lose. Okay. All right, Amy, heads or tails. Stay with heads, Amy. Tails. Tails. Tails. There's the flip. There's the roll.

It's heads! Hands! Yeah! One to one. Last one to one, me! Last one! Let's do it, now what are you gonna do? Now you're in no-man-slown. Amy, don't think too hard about it.

Just pick one. Your point flip. Amy, whatever you say here will dictate who gets to take this hot shot, the hottest shot ever made. Heads. She's going heads again. If it's heads, Amy wins. I'm sweating. And Eddie takes the shot.

I'm worried. Come on, Tails. Tails never fails. I thought you always like heads. Tails never fails. Come on. Amy, what did you call? I called heads.

Sorry to say, it's sales! Yeah! Yeah! Amy takes the shot! Amy takes the shot! Yeah! Come on, room, let's go! Okay, hold on.

You want it? What do you mean do I want it? You got to take it. Wait, oh, whoa, whoa, flip it over, you're on a double. You're on a double. You're on a double. Bones, chill, dude. It's a Tuesday morning.

I'm pouring it into the shot, guys. Amy, you want to pay me to take it? Here you go, Amy, take the shot. Oh my goodness. Amy, bring it to your table. Yeah, walk over to your microphone. Ooh, yeah. She's smelling it.

No, you can. Oh, there's peppers literally in the bottle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a shot in the pepper. Okay. Should I get the trash can? Oh, come on. Hey, well, like you're 21 years old.

Yeah, we're on this. Happy birthday! Where are you, College Station, Texas? Yes! College Station rules! I'm doing like... The 12th man! Yagerball!

Johnny Man, Sal! You can do it, let's go! Alright! There she goes, three, two, one, go. She took the shot. There we go. She swallowed it. Oh, she's gonna puke.

Uh-oh. Go to the trash can. Oh no, oh no. Give her some water. Puking your jacket. Puking your jacket. She's throwing up. Here, give my mic over there.

Oh, she's peaking. Oh, that's not good. Don't hit my mic. Oh. Give her some water or something. Lunchbox helper. Lunchbox helper. Give her some water.

Give her some water. No. Somebody give her some water. Come on. I don't have anything. We got to have water ready for this. Water. Here's my knees water.

Milk. She's shaking, dude. She is shaking. Oh. Oh, it's burned in my mouth. It's burned my throat. It's part of my nose and being over here. All right, she's bent over. She's holding her own hair back. I think it's getting better.

I'm starting to joke. It's like pepper spray, you know, in the room. Yeah. It's getting me. What is she drinking? Is that a smoothie? Yeah. Is that your smoothie lunchbox? No, it's hers. It's on her desk. I didn't have anything to drink, but I can, I'm kidding me. Yeah. It feels like when someone pepper sprays the room. Yeah. All right. Okay, Ray's telling me we're out of time. We'll come back.

Oh, boy. We'll be back in a second. Come on Oh, we have an update on the bit I got it in my eyes, I can't see I don't know where Amy is I can't even open my eyes in the studio right now

because I got it in my eyes This is like a hospital situation Oh, I can't see We took the world's hottest shot Am I on the air? You're on. We took the world's hottest shot Amy took it almost vomited

She's in the other room burning I got it in my eyes I can't open my eyes So what happened to you? You touched your eyes? Well, I got it on my hand When I was pouring the shot and then I touch my eyes.

And they both... It's like flames in my face right now. Oh, I can't see straight. I can't even open my eyes. Is anyone... I talked to Amy. She said her nose is on fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We got all our senses covered. Seeing, smelling, tasting. She is on all fours in the other room. Just making not good noises. Wet paper towel? Yeah. You should probably pour milk in your eye. I don't think we have milk.

We have milk. We got some for Amy. Oh, my, I'm not putting my eye. No, no, I'm just telling you that's what, like, when people eat hot things, they think, oh, give me water. And it's the opposite. Water makes it worse. You're supposed to drink milk. It's like there are two campfires that have been put in my eyes.

I think you should really dab a paper towel. But milk in your eyes, though? Like, I've heard a drink in it. I think milk in your eyes. Yeah. Guys, I am not a doctor, but I am an experienced eater of hot things and you put milk on it and it cools everything. Okay. Or get bread, because, you know, you go to a hot chicken place.

They give you bread. So you're so good up. Give me some bread from my eyes. Okay, we'll get you bread bones. It'll soak it out. Anybody have a croissant? For those that are just turning the radio on, we have a slight issue where we did this bit where it was the world's hottest shot. And Amy lost, so she took the shot, then she started basically vomiting.

And then I had poured it some of my hand when I was pouring the shot. Then I rubbed my eyes, and it's in both of my eyes. I can't open my eyes. It hurts so bad. if you guys knew the pain tolerance I should get an award for this I know they don't give us they ban us from awards now

but I should get an award for this for fighting through this show with burnt eyes so bones if you try to open your eyes what happens oh my god I tried just now oh do you want some of that milk I'll take anything okay I'll take anything I'll take some milk I'll tell Amy

she can't have anymore no don't take it from Amy oh oh god check in with her oh my god We're sending someone to this convenience store to get some milk. Whose idea was this bit?

I think it was yours, bones. It was not. I don't know anything about hot shots. Oh, hot shots. That's a good movie. That was scary for... How many minutes after the hour are we right now? 42.

Okay. Should I just play a song? Yeah. I mean, Amy's on the ground in the other room. You can't open your eyes. We're in trouble, man. That smell, and it's still over here. I can't even stand up straight.

It's almost like someone through a pepper. spray bomb like in our room. It is. It really does feel like that. Like when I walk back in from checking on Amy, I kind of got coughed choked up over here. My throat started tightening. Okay. You guys shut up. Okay. Okay. Yeah, we'll shut up. Hey. Is that Amy back in the room?

No, that's Morgan number two going to check on Amy. I don't know. We're the only ones left. Like you guys are out for the cow. Eddie, what do you want to talk about, dude? Eddie, you want to tell me something good, man? Eddie the dad. in the bathroom now. She said her face is on fire, is how she feels. Her mascara is all over her cheeks.

She doesn't have that run-free mascara. Hey, your eyes look better, bones. Yeah, they do. Oh, no. Oh, I can't even think straight. Oh, no. That wheel found a way to get you, didn't it? I wasn't even on.

I know. Stupid wheel, and I still was punished. Did somebody take that? Yeah, we took it out of the room. Anybody else want to take a shot? Nope. It's like my... Hey, but.

by the way, fun party trick. No, there's no way. Bones, it was like a terrible traumatic scene going on here after that bit. It was like a hospital room. I will tell you what, I got some great audio of Amy. Oh, man. Whenever you guys.

Whoever buy me with hipertiles, thank you. You're welcome, man. I got my eyes. That's what I do. Take care of my people. I was not either one of you guys. What are you talking about? Oh, okay.

Oh. I can hold them open finally. Good. I mean, it feels like I got. two microwaves coming out of my face. That sucks. Okay. Should we spin that way?

I honestly thought I might go blind. I heard that bad. It's terrible. Oh, you dropped the song? You dropped the song. I don't give a crap. All right. Abby,

what do you have there? That was Amy. No, you don't want water. Guys, water makes everything worse. Oh, I'm just telling you. Hey, put some, I mean, am I going to literally take a milk? Yeah, you want to take a milk bath.

Absolutely. I mean, you take a tomato bath when you get sprayed by a skunk, so why would you take a milk bath? Can I tell you something that I just did? I'm really... You touched your eyes again. No, I didn't, but I need to wash my hands. I started to look at the screen, and I can't see anything because it's blurry. And I was like, well, I've lost my vision.

But I don't have my glasses on it. And I forgot I already didn't have vision. You're like Wilma from Scooby-Doo. Okay. Oh, man. Yeah, I'll go to the bathroom now. Yeah, go milk. Okay.

Milk me. Come on, Gaylord Falker. All right. Yeah, that's what I'm telling you. Really? Milk in the eyes, guys? Yes, I read it online. Oh, you Googled it. Good. WebMD.

Well, you don't need WebMD. You got me. Come on. I told you that 10 minutes ago. I'm just going to dip this in the middle. Yeah, dip it. Like you're dipping a donut and your coffee. Put it on your eyeball, bones. Yeah, you've got to open. Oh.

Okay, I'm not putting milk at my eye. Now drink the milk. Gargle. That does help a little bit. Really? That's crazy. I'm sorry, lunch. You knew what you were talking about. But also, the crap he tells us to do all the time. It's like Boy Who Carole.

Exactly. How do you trust him? Oh. How's Amy doing? She'll be fine. She'll be fine. I don't like that. I'm going to be fine, too, but this hurts. Oh, yeah, that definitely hurts in your eye.

Oh, that's probably worse than taking the shot. Yeah, let's say that. Don't tell that to Amy. Does she know I'm all? also in pain? I think she's aware, yes, but she doesn't care. Okay. All right, I think we're going to call it here. Yeah. Oh, boy.

Who. Kind of regret that one, Bones? I don't know. It's kind of fun, I guess. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Okay. Ray, let's go ahead and get out of here. I'll give you a countdown and we'll get out of here. Three, two, one, go.

Bobby Bones Show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from Troy, Michigan. A man and a woman on a romantic night out, go to a local restaurant, have some drinks. She gets a little intoxicated. And the security guard says, hey, ma'am, you're going to have to leave. She gets upset, takes a red bowl can, and boom, pops him in the head. Police are called.

She's arrested. She goes to jail. Well, the boyfriend's like, I'll be a romantic. I'll go get her out of jail. He drives drunk, shows up to the police station, and gets arrested. That's the worst. Dang, that stinks. I was watching a story about Lindsay Lohan this weekend and just her struggles.

And so she gets in trouble for some drugs or something. And so they put her in jail. And then her dad's going to bail her out. Michael Lohan, and he gets a DUI on the way. Whoa. And then he went to jail for like a year from that DUI. Kind of similar to this story. And then also on this story, it depends how many dates they've been on, too.

Sounds like they're perfect together, though. Well, that's the question. Do they stay together or are they perfect for each other? Hopefully they can get healthy together. All right, lunchbox. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. An American Airlines flight made an emergency landing in Wisconsin yesterday.

They took off from New York. They were headed to Los Angeles, but they had to land in Wisconsin because there was a lot of smoke in the cabin. This is one I would not want to happen to me. I wouldn't mind if somebody's, you know, running butt-naked down the aisle. You tape them to a seat. Yeah, nobody gets hurt. Yeah, to me, that's probably scary for a second, but funny. You get a good laughing.

You get a good story. I don't like when they're smoking the plane. I mean, I am so scared to fly still. And I know me saying this just manifests it even more into my life where I fly the next time and I'm so scared. But we flew to Utah and back. And I say this in that I fly probably, I don't know, 150 times a year. I hate it every time. Anytime we hit a bump, I'm like, ooh.

Yeah. I mean, turbulence is okay. And that's what we just have to continue to remind you. I know. I talk to Amy's husband who's could not be. higher flyer. I couldn't, I read articles. I read science digest on flying. I get it.

You read science digest on flying. Yeah. Me either. It's all encompassing about all the crap I read online about turbulence. I know it's supposed to be a speed bump in the air. But there are times where turbulence has wrecked planes before. Yes. Because it's been so bad. But what I, I'll talk to pilots and I'll say, how do you guys know when not to hit that

turbulence? What they do is they talk to, like other pilots up ahead of them that have talked to air control. Yeah, there's instruments. They show the weather. Yeah. But still, I'm up so high. And I still have a problem with how we get that big old piece of metal up that high and we feel good about it.

It is pretty wild. So what was that smoke? Oh, no. Somebody light up a cigarette? No, it doesn't say they're investigating to what happened in the cabin. No, a cigarette, that wouldn't be enough smoke to put it down. That's enough smoke to tape them to the seat. That ain't no smoke to put the plane down.

I'd be freaked out. Sometimes when you see these planes hit a bird and then you see the whole engine on the right side go down and they've got to turn the plane around. When do you see that? When do you see that? The Hudson? I know that. I've never been in one, but I've seen it on, on, or when people will, you know, video from their phone being on fire. Okay. Is that real? Yes. And everything you see online is real. I'm here to tell you. I know. I don't, I barely believe anything I see now. I hate flying. It just is the worst. And I was talking to Caitlin about it and I said, hey, why do I hate flying so much? And the theory is,

one, then I'm a control freak. I can't control when I'm up in the air. I can't even see the people that are up there. And then two, the second theory is, I never flew until I was late teens, really, 20s, because we didn't go places. We were poor. We didn't go on vacations. We didn't fly it. And so she's like, I think

you just didn't do it enough as a kid. And since you started doing it as an adult, you've always been scared. That's a good point. Her, she flew as a kid. She was like, I don't know, six years old. We were flying places, so I was never scared of it. I was six years old. Man, me every time. I would just, if this was me, I would just cry.

Yeah. I would just start crying. Like, it would be, I would weep until we landed. Yeah, I think it's just something you're going to have to, you're obviously learning to live with it. It sucks. I want to take pills. And I don't because I know that one, if I fall asleep, I may not wake up on the other side. And I'll be kind of out of it the whole day.

Oh. Oh, yeah. That's hard. Mm-hmm. What's like arachnophobia, spiders, like fear of flying is. Aerophobia. Hyapobia. Sounds right.

Crashophobia. Yeah. All right. That's it. You guys. Have a good day. Today I get a haircut. We have IHart Country Festival.

And we shot a whole video leading up to it. And the video is supposed to roll right into me walking on stage. And my hair is way longer than it was in that video. Oh, yeah. And you know what? Really, who cares? But I feel like I need continuity. So I got to get a haircut today.

That's what's up. Thank you guys. Have a great Tuesday. We'll see you on Wednesday. Bye, friends. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones Show. All right.

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