The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox RETURNS from His Diamond Mining Trip…Did He Find Anything? + Our New Punishment for Ruining TV Shows / Movies + Amy’s Odd Endorsement Request That’s She’s Questioning
Episode Date: September 29, 2021Lunchbox returns from his diamond mining trip to Arkansas. He brings back a paper sack and reveals what he found. We came up with our new rule for spoiling TV shows / movies after someone else is accu...sed of spoiling a show. Amy got a request to endorse a product that turns ashes into jewelry and questions whether or not she should do it. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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What's happening everybody?
They're doing construction around my house.
Have you guys, you've been by my house?
Oh, yeah.
It's awful.
It's awful.
It's all times a day.
It's hard to even get out of my driveway.
And I don't know how long it's going to be there, but now it's affected the internet.
My internet's been down for two, three days all the way.
It's spotty now at times too.
I don't know what's happening.
We call the company La la la.
In some places, like where we live, my phone service won't come through now.
Oh.
Like, I know I have a bar or two.
but I can't do anything.
So I got a different part of the house
just to watch TikTok.
Oh, that explains why
I was talking to Caitlin
about something the other day
and she cut out like four times
and I'm like, where are you?
We don't know what's happening.
You're at your house.
Yeah, we're at home.
We have no internet
so what I'll do at night
because I can't watch TV
because it's cut the TV too.
Oh.
So I can't watch TV.
I can't watch any of the streaming platforms.
I'm basically a pilgrim.
Let's be honest.
Maybe you should read.
So yesterday I was reading it.
Well, I do read,
but yesterday I was reading at a time
when I don't normally read.
Yeah.
And then I caught myself reading like a flyer from the mail.
Oh,
I was laying around.
That's how bored I was.
That's desperate.
It's so dumb.
I have to go to like the kitchen table to watch TikTok.
And I'll sit on TikTok for an hour just watching videos.
And so I did see a story about from launch until one billion active users.
TikTok is the fastest to ever do that at 5.1 years.
First of all, I didn't know it had been going that long.
Yeah, me either.
But it took Facebook 8.000.
8.7 years, YouTube 8.1 years, Instagram 7.7 years. TikTok 5.1 years.
Wow. TikTok was timed perfectly with COVID. Like, it's one of those things that benefited
from everybody being shut in because that's when it took off when everybody was stuck in the
house. But it's the best. It's the best for it doesn't matter what kind of content you're
looking for. It is the best. I've been a big TikTok guy for a long time. I sent Eddie a couple
videos. You did. We talk about that commercial that comes on during football games. Scoop.
There it is.
It's about the chip.
Amy?
You seen it?
No, I haven't.
So there's a bunch of TikToks now
where it's like, my team's losing by 57.
I'm sad.
I just want to jump out the window.
Then it cuts to commercial.
Scoop.
There it is.
This is the commercial.
I feel like I've seen that as an ice cream commercial.
It is an ice cream.
It's ice cream.
It's ice cream, yeah.
Oh.
No, no, no.
That's why I was confused.
Because he yells.
Sprinkles.
Yeah.
So is it even an ice cream commercial, though?
No, it's a Geico commercial.
That's what it is.
Okay.
That's why I was confused.
So they're whatever, it's tag team.
Who used to sing whoop, there it is.
Singing scoop, there it is.
But anyway, my whole point is I have no internet.
Everything stinks.
It's been a hard life.
Taking you back in time.
You and Caitlin.
You might have to talk.
Well, we talk all the time.
Trust me.
We have enough time deliberately set aside to talk and connect.
That's important to her.
Connection time is very important to her.
Yes.
And sometimes she'll say, hey, we haven't just sat and connected.
And I'm like, what do you mean?
we just watch two shows.
She's like, that's not the same.
I'm like, we're sitting right here.
We're literally touching each other.
She goes, that's not connection.
We're watching shows.
And I said, well, on my mind, that's been connection.
So, but I have to now look at what she feels is connected.
Yeah, yeah, which is probably the more correct.
This whole merits thing is multifaceted.
But also, I don't think there's a right or wrong.
People connect in different ways.
Yeah, I connect by just being in the same room.
Like you feel connected, but then you have to like take time to make sure she feels
connected.
Anyway, we're very connected right now.
Yeah.
Because there's nothing out.
We can't get the internet fix.
It stinks.
We'll check out with Lunchbox.
He's going to be in later.
He didn't get into last night pretty late.
So he'll be in on the show later.
And he will bring us his hall of diamonds that he found supposedly at the diamond mine.
He was there all.
We heard him for part of the show yesterday.
But then he just kept digging all day long.
It's time to open up the mailbag.
You send an email and we read it all the air.
It's something we call Bobby's mailbag.
Yeah.
Hello.
Bobby Bones. My neighbors and I currently have an amicable relationship. We don't bother them.
They don't bother us. But they recently did something that I think is totally out of line,
and I'm wondering if I should call them on it. Last night, I ordered pizza. About a half hour
later, I got confirmation that it was delivered through contactless delivery, even though I didn't get it.
The restaurant apologized said it must have been delivered to the wrong address, and they refunded my money.
Well, this morning, as I was taken out of the trash, I noticed.
an empty pizza box in my neighbor's garbage with my name on it.
So basically they took my pizza and ate it.
Instead of doing the right thing and bringing it to me,
I feel like I should confront them about this theft.
But my boyfriend thinks it will just stir up things and cause a war.
What do you think I should do?
Signed Jojo.
Oh.
Boy, they were sloppy with that pizza box.
Oh, yeah.
With the name on it?
Yeah.
At first I was giving them the benefit of the out thinking maybe they thought,
oh, someone sent his pizza so nice, but it has her.
her name on it. So they, if they know their neighbor's name, they would have to be like,
oh, yeah, duh. I would also think they didn't steal it, that it was put at the wrong address.
But then it's, are you supposed to call your neighbor? What if you don't have their number?
What if they did come knock on the door? Yeah. And then you, but you were expecting pizza. Of course,
you would answer. That's true too. Or contact list delivery. Just drop it. I don't know.
Yeah, I'm, I'm keeping one eye open around those neighbors now. I don't know that I'm starting drama,
right? This second. No way. I don't know. No, no.
know that I'm going to go over and be like, do you get my pizza?
But I think I'm going to start watching now and making sure they're not stealing anything else.
That's a low move.
So no casual bring up, hey, you didn't get a pizza today, did you?
I don't mind that.
Okay.
I don't know that I go over and actively bring it up, like knock on the door.
Can we have a conversation?
No.
But I do think if you see them out in the next day or two, you go, hey, we had a pizza that's supposed to be delivered us.
said it was delivered and then they said it was the wrong address.
You guys didn't have that left on your porch or that kind of thing.
But then you're going to have to watch them lie to you.
Well, and then if they do, then it's going to be even more awkward.
Then you have two eyes open on them the whole time.
But it's also been a few days so you're not angry really about it.
You're a little more relaxed.
You also want to know who you're dealing with.
You want to know who your opponent is.
If they're liars, then you need to know that.
Dang.
I would bring it up if you see them outside in the next few days and it's casual.
After a couple weeks, you really can't anymore.
So if you see them outside, you go,
Hey, Marcy,
hey, you guys didn't have a pizza left on your porch other day, did you?
I'm thinking this pizza place is trying to get one over on us.
See, you made them the bad guy.
Love it.
Maybe they, or maybe they don't lie.
Maybe they're like, oh, yeah, we thought it was, we thought we had a pizza, so we ate it.
And then it was an honest mistake, and you learned that your neighbor's still awesome.
So here's our, what we say.
If you see them out of the next couple days, you bring it up, like, hey, I don't know if that pizza place is being honest with us.
I never saw a pizza.
Let them walk in.
to it one way or the other. If they lie to you, you know, they're liars. Perfect. It could actually
bring you guys closer together. They were like, oh, we had a pizza on our porch. We thought,
I don't know how you get it. I don't know. I don't know that far. I don't know how you.
We thought it was a gift. Yeah. I know that part. That's what I would do though, but I would not go
and start a war. I would not be actively searching for them to go to respond. No way.
To you go and you take my pizza. Let it go, Jojo. Thank you for the email. You can email us anytime. Morgan,
What's that address?
Mailbag at bobbybones.com.
There you go.
We've got your email and we've read it on your air.
Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag.
Yeah.
Thank you guys.
This is the voicemail we got last night.
Hey, I hate to do this because I love Amy,
but she totally ruined clickbait.
She said on the show the other day when talking to lunchbox,
sleeping it out.
And then I started watching it,
and the whole time I was just waiting to figure out.
Oh, okay.
Have a good day, guys.
I didn't want to spoil it again.
Okay, well, I don't even know what I said.
But trust me, you did.
Okay, but can you tell me?
Off the air.
Okay.
But I think we have new rules to have to go into place for spoiling shows or movies.
And then we have a board that votes on if they spoiled it or not.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
But so here are some ideas.
One is, if you spoil a show or a movie, you have to go out on a busy street during the show with a sign that says,
honk if you think I'm a bad person for spoiling a TV show.
Ooh.
Until you get a thousand honks.
A thousand?
That's a lot of honks, bones.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Can't do 100?
Be there all day.
The next TV show, they start watching and love.
They have to wait one year to watch the finale.
Okay.
And how are you going to monitor that?
Honor system?
They get called pee-poo-poo butt face on the air for a week.
That's their name.
Okay.
They have to pay for everyone's streaming service bill for a month.
I love that one.
Everyone on the show?
What?
That's good.
Good.
All streaming platforms?
Well, one of them.
Okay.
The one you ruined.
Oh, wow.
But that's still significant.
We got 7.8 people here.
Well, how come whenever I said it, nobody said anything like I ruined it?
Because we didn't watch it.
Bobby did.
They have to change their Instagram profile picture by photoshopping that little kid that peas on things on it.
Oh, nice.
I remember that kid.
So we have to decide which one of those is the thing.
I'm a big fan of the hold the sign up on the street if you spoil.
I like public shaming.
That's exactly what that is.
So which one do we like?
Which one do you like, Eddie?
I mean, I like the pain for the provider.
That's really cool.
You want to do that?
Because you spoil things.
I've maybe done it once.
I will never spoil again.
I like changing the Instagram photo.
Well, we're all torn right now.
So how do we play?
Ray Bundo?
I can vote, but I also made my own.
Oh, go ahead.
Let me hear your own.
You spoil a show.
You drink spoiled milk.
Ew.
That's true.
That might make you sick from that.
That's awful, dude.
But not a bad idea.
On your second offense, you drink a cup of spoiled milk.
That's a torture.
All right, what do you got, Ray?
Definitely the sign.
Let's do it by the street.
Well, that's two for that.
If you spoil it, you got to go out on a street and get a thousand honks.
Okay, one more question.
Who is the board, and are they going to be very fair?
I think the board's going to be scuba Steve, Mike D, and myself.
Oh, you're on the board.
You're on the board, too.
I got to be on the board.
Okay, so like basically now we just say, which I mean, I don't even know that I was reviewing clickbait.
Clearly I said something about lunchbox.
So maybe I was making, yeah, I made a reference.
Yeah.
You know what the reference would be if I think about it.
I can't.
I don't know.
You're going to have to tell me off air.
I just said it.
What?
Do it again?
Okay.
Now, do you realize you spoiled something?
I mean, I could see where that would be problematic.
Oh, there you go.
If that came through on the air, I didn't hear it.
Okay, good.
Okay.
That game through on the air.
Bobby has to go on the street corner.
Yeah, that's right.
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So what was the commercial they wanted you to do?
Well, I got approached to endorse turning ashes or for a company that turns ashes into diamonds.
So you could wear it as a diamond ring.
People's ashes?
Yeah, human ashes, they'll do it for pets too.
So really any ashes from someone or some pet that has been special to you, you can wear it in jewelry.
Like, but not just, like I've heard of, you know, different types of silver and it's like made and mixed in with the ashes, but these are like legit diamonds.
But how much does it cost?
Don't know.
Is it super expensive?
You haven't got there yet?
You haven't got there yet.
I don't know.
I didn't know the color cut clarity.
All I saw was like, you know, your loved one in a diamond.
And I'm like, oh my gosh, I don't know.
I don't know if I would do this, but it could be special for someone.
But then what's a diamond for?
Like, what if you proposed to Caitlin with a diamond that had, you know, your loved one's ashes in it?
Are you having a moral issue with this?
No, I mean, I know people do all kinds of things with the ashes.
What?
Are you taking the endorsement?
I don't know yet.
How do we...
But that's why I'm asking, like, what's the factors here that's keeping you from saying yes?
I mean, I guess just because we've talked about it before and for me personally, like, I've, you know, just cremated my dad this year and had the option to have jewelry made with.
with his ashes. And I didn't, but maybe I should have. I just don't know if it's like for me.
Maybe someone else that has the experience with it could do it. Eddie, what would you do?
Wow. As you guys were talking about it, I first started with like saying, that's a really weird.
Like, it's just a weird company first off and then to advertise it. And like, I don't know.
And then as you talked about, I'm like, I think people would really like this thing. And Amy,
you have gone through that, you know, so you can kind of personalize a little bit. Amy,
I think you should take the endorsement.
Take the endorsement because they're like, hey, we'll do one for you.
you. So I go and, well, we didn't spread my dad's ashes. We just buried them. So do I go? Oh, no, you don't go
get them. You don't go, no way. We still have some of my mom's ashes. Oh. To me, it doesn't feel
that weird because they're not forcing you to do it. Yeah. And what's the difference in me keeping the
ashes on the fireplace, which I'm wearing it around your neck? Or having it as a piece of jewelry.
So, okay. I would think it would be fine, easy. I actually think it would be pretty cool. I don't,
I don't wear a lot of jewelry anyway.
So I'm not, even my wedding ring now,
I just wear the rubber one, unless it's fancy.
I just can't do the jewelry.
Scoob, is this somebody who's coming on or no?
Because I think it's a pretty cool idea.
Yeah, they were asking to see Amy's thoughts on it.
They were on Shark Tank, so they're definitely well-known,
and people know who they are.
Oh, Shark Tank.
But I want to go dig up your dad's ashes, Amy.
Well, what if they're willing to do a ring for me, though?
I don't even think you can find them.
Were they in something?
The ashes?
That's what I'm saying we didn't spread them.
They're in a box, a beautiful box,
and then they lower the box into the ground.
Listen, the company doesn't feel weird.
I like the company.
It feels weird for Amy to go dig up her dad's ashes.
It doesn't feel weird like if I were to do it to my mom.
Well, you aren't because you already have some.
What did y'all do with your mom's ashes?
They're just in like a little box, like a little porcelain thing.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
And so we still have on, but I don't wear jewelry.
And I don't think Caitlin would want to wear that.
So for me, probably not.
What are you going to say, Scuba?
I was going to say this is pretty cool for dogs and stuff.
I have a dog that's sitting on my mantle that I would turn Ziggy into a diamond ring or diamond earring.
Is your ear ear ear?
Yeah, I have both my ears pierced, yeah.
Oh, do you wear rings?
He doesn't wear earrings.
I have more earrings in several years, but I thought about bringing it back.
You should.
That's cool.
I want to do like the George Michael with the cross on it with the hoop.
Is that something they think it would look cool?
Why don't you get Ziggy put an earring and bring it back?
I think it'd be awesome.
Like black diamonds of Ziggy, they'd be pretty cool.
Well, he just keeps like elevating it.
earrings, then black diamonds.
Okay, I think you should do this company.
Okay.
I think it's pretty cool.
All right.
I don't know that I'm going to buy one of them, but I think it's pretty cool.
It's still like helping people be aware that they can do it
because it might be something they're totally into and that I can get behind.
Do we want to mention the company or no?
We want to wait?
I don't see why not.
I mean, do you want to do it now, Amy?
Because that was the question.
So I guess one, yes, you want to do it.
Okay.
So the company is called Eternava.
What?
Eternava or Eternava.
Yeah.
Probably like eternal.
Yeah.
Something with you.
I don't know.
Okay.
Eternava.
Tell them that's a big yes from Amy.
All right, cool.
Let's do it.
Amy will do Eternava and I'll do Sonic.
There you go.
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in West Virginia. What's up morning show? I got a joke for Amy. What did the 90s kid do when he's
seen the disposable camera. It gave him a flashback.
Nice. Thank you for the voicemail. Here is another one.
I am a high school English teacher and this week on Monday I inherited Bobby's
Monday. Every class period, that's how I started it. I said, hey guys, happy Monday.
Only about 20% were feeling it with me, but I feel like I have such a better attitude
throughout the day. So thank you, Bobby, for that. I'm a big listener, and I look forward to next
Monnier. At least to just say it, right? It's Munya. We're trying to get Monnier to stick,
because it's a whole new week. You can do whatever you want. It's a blank canvas. Munae is the best.
Listen, I'm just trying to polish her, right? Right. Exactly. Thank you for the call, though.
Thank you for all the teachers who listen as they go into work, and they implement things into
their classrooms. I see a lot of tell me something good boards.
They will like take my head and then go tell me something good and the kids will write notes
and put it up on the board. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
On the phone right now is Jennifer in Alabama.
I'm calling about my public speaking students. Okay.
So they have a question for the entire crew. Wait, are they there with you right now?
Yes. And how many kids are there with you right now? 20. Oh, okay. All right. Well,
Let me hear from them.
Okay.
Well, I have them all quieted because we're on a Zoom call.
They're all muted.
Oh, they're on a Zoom call.
Okay, got it.
I thought she feels like standing in class holding the phone up.
Okay, okay.
No, I wish.
No, I wish.
Well, let me take a few questions.
Take a few questions from the class.
All right, can they hear me right now?
Yes, they can hear you.
Okay.
And what is your name, Jennifer?
I'll call you about your teacher name.
Miss what?
It's Dr. Bender.
Oh, nice.
Love it.
apologize to assume it was a miss. Dr. Bender, that's awesome. How old are your students?
My students are 18 to about 23 years old. I was thinking this was the first grade teacher.
Oh, me too. Yeah, I definitely, so I'm totally, I gotta get my mind right here.
Okay. I was a little younger than usual. Okay. But yeah, my students have been listening to your
show and we've been watching and they're curious about your podcast. They want to know about what it
feels like to be in front of such a big audience. Okay. Thank you for the question. I'll also take a few
questions from the class in a second if they have them individually. So everybody that can hear me
be ready. And Dr. Bender will call on you. To have, to us to have such a large audience when we do
this show live or on podcast, it feels like it did when there were 10 people because we're just in a
room together and we can't really see anyone. So mostly it has felt the same. You know, we started as a
radio show where nobody was listening to in one city that had terrible ratings. And we've been able
to grow organically and slowly to the point where we still feel like we're just a bunch of,
you know, friends, buddies hanging out in a room together. Now I have to go to meetings sometimes
where they really go, why are you doing this? Why is this bit good? This bit not good. But as we do
this show, do you feel any pressure at all? Because nobody's looking at us. No, because you don't
see the people. And yeah, I've just always kept the mindset, like you were saying, like how it was in
the early days. And for me, it's better when I do that. If I start to picture everybody else,
then I really think too much about what I'm going to say because of the judgment that comes
from people. If I'm doing stand-up comedy and I have a theater full of people, a couple thousand
people watching, it's different because I can see their faces. I try to look at their foreheads.
Because just because someone doesn't have a smile on their face doesn't mean they're not having
a good time. Oh. And then also, if I'm doing like a speaking deal, I realize that if I mess up a
little bit, nobody's going to remember that. Because when's the last time I remember watching
somebody speaking they messed up? I don't. Yeah. So don't put too much pressure on yourself when you are
doing some sort of public speaking thing or some sort of, you know, speech to the office. Because if you
don't do it perfectly, no one's going to remember anyway. You're the only one putting that pressure on you.
So that's what I would say to that. Are you okay with that answer? Do I get an A?
Yeah, you get an A for that. Love it. And Lakeisha is asking me right now,
what's your largest audience that you've ever talked to? Well,
on this show, because I don't know
in what capacity here,
they say we talk to about 8 to 9
million people a day on this
show. That's crazy. All in
about 8 to 9 million people a day.
In person, I mean,
I've done stupid stage announcements at like
huge festivals, or I've played
huge festivals.
To like a stand-up show
that I've sold tickets to, probably like
4,000 people have bought tickets to one of my shows
like in a theater. So
those are all in different, you know,
of different places, different time.
But same rules apply from when I talked about public speaking the first time.
Big thank you from my entire class.
Lots of applause going around.
So thank you for your time.
Are we sure?
Because she could have tricked me.
She could just be calling from home by herself.
No, she doesn't want to unmute one because then it's chaos.
You've been in those large zooms?
Well, yeah, but she's the teacher, so they need to listen.
Like, she could maybe unmute them and be like, hey, everybody just clap, like, real instead
of just the, like, the emoji clap.
Is there a chance we got catfished here?
We're, yeah, we're getting thumbs up and applause.
Sure you are.
So, yeah.
I believe her.
Thank you.
Yeah, but it's almost like she can't hear us.
Thank you so much and good morning.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Have a good day.
Bye-bye.
You too.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
What are the odds we got catfish there?
And we just did a whole bit.
Hmm, interesting.
Here is a voicemail from Michael in Greensville, North Carolina.
Hi, good morning, Bobby. Morning studio. I just wanted to say that this week is going to be the best week of my life. I turned 27 today. This Saturday I get married my absolute best friend. Y'all keep up the positive vibes, man. Love you guys. Appreciate that. Congratulations. Hey, this Saturday has a chance to be the greatest day of my life, too. Of course it does. As Arkansas plays Georgia. That's right. But also could be the worst day of your life? It won't be the worst. It could be a bad day. Yeah. But it won't be the worst. Number eight versus number two.
Let's go.
The Bible Bowl show.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
A thousand kids, ages 6 to 11, were asked what subjects they would like to learn in schools.
What do you mean what they would like to learn?
Yeah, I was like, hey, you're in school.
What would you like to learn?
No.
UFC.
No, but to be good at video games is one of them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How to cook their favorite meal.
How to look after pets.
And then, number one, how to be a YouTube star.
I think all those are valid.
Yeah.
One of the ones that made the list kind of at the bottom, which kind of made me sad.
Like, oh, we need to teach this to our kids no matter what is how to be proud of myself.
Oh, man.
Oh, that was some sad kid.
That was me.
Oh, man.
Let's go find that kid and give him a hug.
All right, what else?
Well, Trisha Yearwood just released a new cookbook.
It's called Trish's Kitchen Easy Comfort for Friends and Family.
And she shared one of her favorite recipes, and I think it sounds so amazing.
It's a chicken pot pie burger.
Pretty much you grind up chicken like you would the beef,
and then you throw in all the vegetables that would normally go in chicken pot pie,
and then it goes on a bun like a burger, but you top it with gravy.
I mean, everything about this just sounds amazing.
You top the bun with gravy?
So you have to eat it with a fork then?
No, you can top the patty with gravy and then put the bun on, or either way.
I like chicken pot pie.
I don't feel like it needs to be a burger, though.
Oh, I'm here for it.
But Trisha described it as tasting like childhood.
So I was curious, what food would you say tastes like your childhood?
Eddie, you want to go first?
Yeah, rice and beans.
I mean, we ate a lot of that as a kid.
Hamburger helper.
There you go.
Hamburger helper.
And for you, I'm thinking maybe some water down sunny deep.
Well, you didn't have to go there.
I was just, you could have just said Sunday delight.
You didn't have to reference the fact that I had to water it down to actually have more.
Oh, I thought you could.
That's a good thing to share.
You could have said air.
Dang, man.
I didn't mean it like that.
I was just saying,
you could have just said Sunny Delight.
No, but I didn't mean it that way.
I meant that like, that's a real fact of your childhood.
Okay, what else he got over there?
Okay, I didn't mean to bring that up.
Well, speaking of burgers.
You mean an eviction notice?
Stop.
Okay, now this just went the wrong direction.
Well, that's what you did.
Okay, I should have said Sunny Dee.
Yeah, that's all you had to say was Sunny D.
That's right.
And you know what?
It sucked is we had to water it down sometimes to make it last.
Let's just move on.
How about that?
Or school clothes at a yard sale?
Yeah.
Do you have any more?
Yeah, I got about a year.
41 years.
Okay, no, that's not how I meant it.
Anyway, speaking to burgers, a California burger place,
they have now banned customers under the age of 18
from dining without parents because young people don't know how to act.
They don't know how to behave.
They throw French fries at staff.
They stick candy, gum, places, and they're over it.
So now they're like, nope, if you're underage,
You have to have parents with you to eat here.
And, I mean, it seems like a normal place that kids would be able to eat.
How do you feel about that?
I mean, I feel like it's the restaurant's choice.
Like, it's their place.
I mean, I feel, you know, bummed for that it, some kids ruined it for all kids.
Like, if you're 16 and you like to eat here and now you have to go with your mom and your dad.
Like, that's a bummer, but it's up to the restaurant.
Okay.
What about you?
Same.
Okay.
I'm pretty much on, if the restaurant wants to make it a rule, they can make it a rule.
Yeah.
It's kind of like restaurants that want to ban toddlers or crying babies.
A lot of parents get upset at that, but it's their choice, right?
And I feel like they should until I have a crying toddler.
And I'm like, what? No!
Is that it?
Yes, I'm Amy. That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So Darius Smith was at home with his family, and his mom started having a medical emergency.
Major stomach pains was like he thought maybe she was having a seizure or something.
He didn't know.
All kinds of things were going wrong.
Well, he's part of Greater Wichita's YMCA job prep program, and he learned life-saving skills.
So he immediately started delegating.
Dad, you call 911.
Sister, write down all of mom's medication so we can give a full medical report.
And then he stayed with her and helped her through all of her things until the paramedics could arrive.
And they got to the hospital.
They found out she had a GI bleed, but she's going to be fine.
but people there say that if her son hadn't stepped in and taken action, she probably could have died.
How old was he again?
He's 17.
17.
Oh.
And he had to tell the dad what to do?
Dad, move.
Do something.
Hey.
That's true.
If I was the dad, I'd be like, well.
I wouldn't let the story out.
Just kidding.
You shut up.
You tell no one.
Good for that kid.
Yeah, I think there is.
Okay, you're starting to learn stuff.
That's good.
The cool thing is the YMCA had a job prep program and he was able to learn these skills there.
Not just the dad called 911, but he tended to her until paramedics could get there.
Yeah, the dad probably's kind of embarrassed.
Totally.
Totally.
He does not want to hear the story ever yet.
He's listening to Wichita right now and he's like, dang it, Craig.
Okay.
Darius.
Whatever his name is.
That's a good story.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Let's do your top songs in country music.
Here's your top three as up today.
Amy, can you sing Libreis' Memory I Don't Mess With?
Memory I don't mess with.
Are you just making that up?
Be honest, me too.
I don't know that I can sing this song back.
I feel like it probably goes like that.
Memory.
Morgan?
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Memory I don't mess with is like the vibe of it.
Oh, I still don't.
It sounds like body like a bad.
Wait, wait.
Memory I don't mess with
Riding with my...
Let's see if Ray plays one second of it
if we can then get it.
Okay, go.
Nope.
No, no chance.
Go ahead.
I did that.
I don't know.
This song just gets lost to me.
I know it's number three, but...
It gets lost in the midst of all the other songs right now.
Number two, I could sing to you easily.
There's a cold beer call of my name.
Oh, yeah, that's a good one.
Jameson Rogers.
And your number one song this week, can you sing? You can. You time.
Scotty McCurry.
I'm a little U-time, U-Time, U-Time. Yeah, there you go.
And I need a little U-time, U-time, red wine, sipping in the moon.
Those are your top songs this week, in case you care.
Now we're going to go over to Amy and get in The Morning Corny.
The Morning Corny!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin patch.
A pumpkin patch.
Okay.
That was the morning corny.
There's going to be a theme as we approach fall, Halloween.
Oh, are we getting into Halloween jokes?
Yeah.
The whole time?
Yeah. Pumpkin, Halloween type stuff, yes.
Okay.
You like guacamole?
I love it.
Yeah, me too.
It's been something that has tasted better to me as I got older.
Hated it as a kid.
Did not like guacamole.
Did not like.
chips and guac on the border.
I'd be like, you guys are crazy.
Avocados.
So good.
I can now just eat straight up.
You know, just cut it in half and eat it.
But they say you get better sleep if you eat avocados daily.
It cuts the risk of restless sleep by almost half.
Oh, awesome.
I don't know if the chip part of it helps.
I don't know if you're dipping it with chips.
Eddie, you eat a lot of avocados going up in South Texas?
I was hoping you wouldn't come to me, man.
I'm probably a really bad Hispanic.
I hate guacamole.
I hate avocados.
Too much as a kid or did you never like it?
I just think it was the texture when it hit my tongue.
I'm like, is it so gross?
And then the guacamole, like, I have salsa or queso.
Like, I'd rather do that than dip it in that green stuff.
I'm going to rank them here.
Keso's number one.
I still got to put salsa at two and guack at three.
There we go.
I like it.
They're all.
It's so good.
The trio, that's weird.
But if you had to rank them, because Koso by far is number one.
For sure.
And I like Tex-Mex Koso better than I like.
Because you go to a real Mexican restaurant, something doesn't have Koso.
No.
No, that's a texomacko.
Tex-Mex thing for sure. So I like
and I like white queso.
Like down and dirty. Yeah, I'm going to be honest with you.
I like white queso. But queso buy
a strong number one, salsa
close and guac third. And you know I like when they put
that, I like when they put the little fruit and guac. You ever have that?
Where they put the little seeds, the little... Oh.
They put fruit of them? That's, that's fancy.
Some Mexican restaurants, they do that. They put in,
one of those little purple... Pomergranate. Oh, wow.
That's good. That's good. Pomeranate seeds. They had to recall
28,000 pounds of frozen pizza because
they misbranded it. Now imagine that
that you put out all of these
Dejorno crispy pan-crust pepperoni pizzas
and you have to call them all back. I mean millions of dollars
because there's some sort of soy in it.
Nestle says if you're not allergic to soy, you can eat it anyway,
but they had to recall them. I probably don't get mine back if I have it.
Probably not. But it would stink if you had a soy allergy and you didn't know
and you bought this and ate it and you're like, you cannot figure out what's going on.
Somebody get fired for that.
Oh, somebody made a bad mistake. I don't know if it was a
a scientist or a labeler, I don't know.
I'm sure they learned from it.
There was a guy who collected 150,000 bucks from a lottery ticket that he got for free.
He said he got it as a bonus ticket, got it for free, scratched it, won 150,000 bucks.
Didn't even buy the ticket.
It's awesome.
Got it as a price.
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I'm a big fan of Ramundo who does our audio.
He sits behind a glass wall.
We can see each other eye to eye.
We kind of give cues throughout the whole show like hit this button, hit that button without even talking.
And so we're very close on that path.
He's also, to me, possibly the funniest person on the show because he's so random.
He sleeps.
When him and his wife go to bed, I hear that you sleep with your head at her feet and her head at your feet.
And that's how you guys sleep at night?
Absolutely.
Yeah.
What?
That's so weird.
Why?
It's odd. The blanket fits better that way. The cat's kind of nooked in between us.
And I think it's more comfortable. Very weird. Not a lot of people sleep like this, but it's my favorite position.
The way you go to sleep at night is head at feet, feet at head.
Unless my wife puts up a fit, but usually most nights I get to sleep like that.
But do you put socks on?
No, I mean, we're like clean people and sometimes she'll be like, hey, massage my feet. And I massage your feet.
But there's no struggle. Because if you think about it, both your shoulders are at the top of the bed,
like you're always going to be touching shoulders whereas you're in a twin bed yes yeah i don't know
maybe now it might be like a queen or something because the blanket is always a tug of war if you
sleep like that i hate to say it but it's the the 69 style you don't have to say it that way
we understood yeah we got it yeah but it's a lot more comfortable and it's it seems like it
fits better in the bed okay how many nights out of seven do you sleep face to feet three or four
wow really that's how do you watch t-hmm that's how do you watch t
TV. I don't. See, that's the thing that I don't like the reflection either. She'll watch TV with her headphones and I'll go to bed.
Oh, okay. Eddie said he heard you giving some marriage advice.
Yeah, yeah, he was saying that if you want to keep your marriage healthy, the one thing you need to do is as soon as you wake up with your partner, tell her that you love her.
Who were you giving that advice to? That's not bad advice.
Yeah, I believe it was a cameo. Somebody wanted marriage advice and I just threw it at him.
So they paid how much to get you to say that to them?
I was $35.
Wow.
And for $35 bucks, they said, would you give me marriage advice?
Yeah, and then I also gave him some advice on the Dominican Republic because I went there as well.
And I've only been married 10 months, so I didn't have a lot, but I gave it to him.
So I've been married now for about two and a half.
What advice would you give me?
You definitely, I would almost do something like where you guys can track each other.
What?
That's not good advice.
Why?
Me and my wife started doing that and then there's never questions.
Like, hey, what are you doing?
You always just look at the app.
And then I don't know.
I feel like it's as honest as you can be with your partner.
That's my location.
My geo tracker, I can't lie to you.
We have each other on Find My Phone.
So I don't know that I track her.
And y'all have your little thingies, don't you?
What thing is?
Well, I have one of my wallet so I can find my own wallet.
Oh, okay.
You don't have one in her car?
I didn't.
I thought y'all shared them for the dog.
No, the dog's just on mine.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
But we have each other on Find My iPhone.
Is that what you mean?
Like track them?
Yeah.
I got to tell you, I may look at that once a few weeks ago.
I was like, where did I couldn't find her?
And I was like, where is she?
And I looked and she was at some random place.
And then she was like working out.
But she creeped out when you were like, how's the gym?
No, because I didn't tell her.
Oh.
I don't know if she even looked where I am.
Do you guys track?
Do you track?
Yeah, we tracked.
But just, you know, if I don't want to bother her like, oh, I wonder if she's still at school
because she was going for a meeting.
I check.
Oh, she's still at school.
Cool.
Do you guys track?
No. Morgan, do you track with your new boyfriend?
No, we don't track each other.
Not there yet.
Tracking is weird.
I think it's, I don't wonder where she, I look for her.
Well, Ray called it tracking.
Like on Bear Grills trying to find some sort of animal in the wild.
That's what it is.
It's tracking.
But if they both know, well, I know, but it just sounds a little like intrusive.
You could, what Ray and Bay are doing is.
Sometimes I just want to know where she's at if I'm going to like lunch.
It's like, I love, it's not a little.
Keeping up with each other.
Yeah, and it's not a secret of things.
You know that you know, that you know, that you know, they know that you know where they are.
Do you ever look and find her and go, what is she doing there?
She usually will say spa or if she's at work or stuff.
But me, sometimes when I'm going through an airport, she's like, oh, you should go left and go to Cinebon.
I can see it on your track.
Okay, that's too much.
That's not a thing.
It is.
Are you joking?
If I'm on the golf course, she'll say, are you about to put?
And I'm like, leave me along.
Stop.
They say if the sheets on your bed are red or red or.
black that bedbugs prefer those two colors.
But weirdos prefer those colors too.
Who would have red or black sheets?
That's so true.
Not us.
Does anyone in this studio have red or black sheets?
No.
I bet you Ray does.
Ray, what color your sheets?
Light blue and then white sometimes.
Okay.
Nobody has red or black sheets?
Have you?
Mike, do you don't?
Hold on.
When I had red and black sheets, I actually got bed bugs.
Oh, no.
Were you single?
Yeah, my old apartment way back in the day, I had bedbugs, and that was the color
my sheets. That's crazy. Apparently bedbugs appear red in color, so bedbugs choose the red sheets
because they're most comfortable in them and just want to be around other bugs. How? How hard were
bedbugs to get out of your apartment? I had to get rid of the bed. Get rid of everything. The bed? Yeah.
I got rid of everything. It were everywhere. Anybody else had bed bugs? No. Yeah, we had them.
Raymond, no, you had bed bugs? We threw away the whole mattress. I went down to the dumpster and just
got rid of it. I didn't even want to try and get rid of the bedbugs. Did you worry about everything else
in your apartment? No, because we had just gotten the mattress and learned that it had been sitting in
house for a couple years, even though it was in plastic, and apparently they can still get in that.
So what did you guys do? Did you get another one sent to you? Well, it was our second. It was a
free mattress we were given to us. And wife started getting bites, and I was like, I'm throwing in
the dumpster. I don't even question it. Everybody have white sheets? Yeah. Yes. We have Bowling Branch
sheets, which are very comfortable now. Got a new set from them the other day. So we're rocking our. White,
sometimes cream, sometimes eggshell, but I got to tell you, don't know the difference. Yeah.
They all like the same to me.
You ever gotten like satin sheets?
Like the real slippery.
We got some for our wedding.
Have you used them?
We got married, yes.
We were very lucky to get nice sheets from a couple different.
I had ridged people.
Yeah.
And it's, I made the mistake of getting a spray tan and going and getting in the sheets after the spray tan.
That's when your sheets turned cream.
Well, that's when that.
Off white.
They were orangey.
They were orangey for sure.
But don't use red or black sheets, okay?
Because you will probably get bed bugs.
Yeah, note to self.
I thought I had bedbugs one.
And I called the team over. I was like, guys, I called in one of these.
Exterminator or something.
Insect killers that specializes in bedbugs.
And they were like, that's a cupcake, man.
And I was like, oh, all right.
Like cupcake crumbs?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it wasn't bedbugs.
There's little black dots that it might be a bedbug.
It's time for the good news.
With producer Eddie.
Yeah, home it's something good.
A few months back, David Klein, the founder of Jelly Belly Candy Company.
He decided to do like a Willy Wonka kind of competition where
He was going to hide these necklaces.
And if you found him, you got a chance to win the factory.
Well, recently some...
The factory, he was doing factory too?
The actual Jelly Belly factory.
Is he quitting?
I guess.
I guess that was just his time to, like, pass it on.
So he did hide all these things.
Him and his partner hid the necklaces.
They ended up finding the nexus, but there was one necklace that was going to be the golden ticket.
Well, recently, somebody found it by the name of Andrew Mass.
They found it in Kokomo, Indiana.
They broke the clue, the codes, and all that, and found it.
But then he said,
says, man, I can't move the family to this factory.
So the company...
That's a thing.
Yeah.
The factories in Florida, I think.
So the company said, all right, we'll strike a deal.
We'll buy the company back from you since you owned it.
So an undisclosed amount of money, they bought the company back from this guy, Andrew.
Hey, Andrew wins in this situation.
So does the company keep going even though they didn't want to?
I guess nothing changed.
That's what I'm saying.
Andrew definitely won out of this whole thing.
Would you have moved to Florida for a candy factory?
No, but I honestly wouldn't even have thought of doing what.
Andrew did.
I would have thought about taking it and then selling it myself.
Right.
Yeah.
But back to the company?
Pretty amazing.
It's a good story.
Did they track the clues down?
Was it some sort of scavenger hunt, it sounds like?
Yeah, it was like riddles and then clues and you had to end up finding the physical necklace.
So he went through all that and found the necklace and was like, I can't even move.
Yeah.
I think he just liked the fun, like the thrill of trying to figure it out.
He probably liked through all that money right now, too.
No, totally.
All right.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Let's welcome back into the studio, the guy who made the trick all the way to Arkansas.
Shovel in hand.
Diamonds on the mind.
Lunchbox is back to the studio.
What up?
You drove back late last night, so he had the first part of the show off.
Did you bring anything in with you?
Oh, yeah, I did.
Oh, he was reaching in his pocket.
I thought he was going to bring in like a bucket of diamonds or something.
Oh, guys.
It's a paper sack.
Okay, so he has...
We're going to do the news.
Interesting.
And in a minute, that's like a bag, you put a 40 in.
That's what he has right there.
He has a paper bag.
Yeah.
So we're going to see what he has.
Do you feel like you have a little something, something?
I think I got a little some-sum-sum.
You're back here so you don't have a million-dollar diamond.
Well, I hate to tell you, maybe I do.
Maybe I don't.
Let's just say, huh?
Why do you hate to tell us maybe you do, maybe you don't?
Let's just say that when you're at that diamond mine,
they do not give you a monetary value.
Did you talk to anyone from the diamond mine when you left?
Absolutely.
Had them look at all of mine.
All of your what?
His findings.
My goods.
His things.
Wait, so.
We'll get them in a second.
He needs to get them appraised.
Exactly.
We told you that was going to happen, though, and you're like, no, I'm going to be on an island.
I thought right there at the diamond mine, they would tell me how much it's valued at by looking at it.
But they were not able to do that.
And so I can't just walk away without having a value.
you want it. What do you think you got in that bag? Do you think you have over
$10,000 in the bag? Really? Yeah. He does. He didn't even do his weird voice with that.
No, that was serious. Maybe I do have 10,000. Maybe I don't. You think you have over 10,000
in the bag? Absolutely. Absolutely. Okay. Well, this just got interesting. Okay. Well, come back.
Lunchbox is in studio with his 40. You want me to send you a picture just so you can see it?
Yeah, send it to me only. Oh, only you. Okay, let me take those people off.
I'll do the news and we'll come back on that.
Let's go.
Bobby's Big.
Stories.
Nicole Kidman poised to be the highest paid actress on TV.
Boy, she doesn't miss, huh?
No.
And she loves a TV one-time series.
Yeah.
Like, and she crushes it.
She's so good.
To be fair, I guess the one that was on HBO was two seasons.
Little, light, pretty.
But still, she loves a limited series.
Big little lies.
And you know what?
If she's in it now, it's to the point where I'm going to watch it.
Yeah.
Because she has picked and done such good jobs in all of her last shows that I'm there.
So is nine perfect strangers done?
It's over.
Done.
Okay.
I finally finished.
Yeah, finally.
Amy's scared to mention it because she knows no spoilers.
Right.
Right.
But wasn't it a satisfying finale?
Yes.
Yeah.
I felt complete.
She was about to ask a question.
I am not saying anything.
What about it to?
Yeah.
She was about to say that.
Well, anyway, apparently Nicole Kidman is TV gold.
Big Little Lies.
The undoing.
Which, by the way, A plus.
So good.
I forgot about that one.
Yeah, with all Hugh Grant.
Mm-hmm.
On HBO Max.
Nine Perfect Strangers.
They're going to offer as much as 30 million bucks for parts of these new shows.
Good, because they've been a little broke.
They're in the Nicole Kidman family.
It's good to see them actually make a little money.
They need them.
They've been working hard.
It's good to see them actually.
Lovely, lovely, lovely people.
A $50,000 reward is being offered for Brian Laundry information.
He is the guy they're looking for in the case of Gabby Petito.
Sean Wayland, an entrepreneur, tells Fox News on Tuesday.
He is offering a $50,000 reward.
for information leading to the capture of Brian Laundry.
Oh, it's a private guy.
Yeah, well, and a lot of times this comes from private folks.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Not just one.
A lot of times it's accumulation of...
Like a fun.
Yeah.
So what's his interest in this?
Just justice?
I'm glad you asked.
Quote, I'm the father of an 18-year-old daughter,
and what's happened to this girl is every father's nightmare.
I don't know much why or how everything happened,
but the unknowns and unanswered questions this father is dealing with are a literal nightmare
and would bring any father to his knees.
And from one father to another,
me offering some money to help them answer the questions and provide some sort of relief is the least I can do.
That's so kind.
The Petito family, I was watching them yesterday, and I think they were like, hey, laundry family.
Like, help us.
Yeah.
We feel like you're not helping us.
I don't know what they look like, do you?
No.
Laudry family?
I know what he looks like.
Not that I'm supposed to, but you would think they're pictures that have them splattered everywhere.
What's the late?
Has anybody seen this guy?
that you know there was that TikTok
they said he could be in Canada
bald head beard that's a lot of bald hair dudes
lunchbox well they said that they believe
I mean this is internet rumors is that his mom has a burner phone
and is using that to communicate with him
there is no confirmation of that from the FBI
they said we will not confirm nor deny that
and then also when he came back from
wherever they were at they went camping
with he went camping with his mom and dad
at a camping park like they have
records and pictures of them there, like, from the fifth to the eighth or something like that.
Weird.
Yeah, and then she was reported missing like three days later.
Well, it's a tragic situation for that family and a really sad situation for his family.
You've got to think if his parents have nothing to do with hiding him.
Even if they do, they're doing something wrong, but they were hitting the face with,
my son may have just killed somebody.
You know, and that sucks too.
Oh, yeah, no.
All around it sucks.
And you got to go, I think a lot of parents would probably illegally help their kids run, even if they did something.
I think more than we think.
Yeah, I do.
I do think that.
For sure.
So they, I know we're beating them up and maybe a little bit they deserve it if they are.
We don't know if they're helping them or not.
But imagine their world.
Yeah, it's been completely rocked.
They get a big punch right in the nuts too because they're like, there's like, what?
What?
We did, huh?
Like rocked.
Everybody's rocked.
Now I've got to see Dog's Bounty Hunter on TV again going,
I got a tip.
What if he's the one that figures it out?
Oh, my, that would be amazing.
I don't care who figures it out.
So cool.
If you get a phone call out of the blue,
and they're like, hey, you just won the lottery.
You probably don't believe it, right?
No.
Because I didn't play.
Well, yeah, how would they know my ticket won?
It was a phone call that came out of nowhere.
An Ontario man was told he had won $3.5 million in the lottery
that he had never entered.
This is from CTV News.
They said, congratulations,
that I was one of the grand prize winners
in the mega millions.
This guy's name is Clayton Willett.
He told CTV News Toronto.
He's a senior citizen.
And he was told to collect his prize.
He would first need to buy a $200 gift card to get it started.
Okay.
There we go.
Well, he ended up being tricked out of $18,000.
What?
It just kept going.
They said the prize was $3.5 million.
Two and a half million would be a certified check.
A million would be delivered by U.S. Marshals.
And they were going to deliver a Chrysler 300, 2021.
But he needed to pay $3,000.
You get the car delivered.
Another $6,000 for it.
I mean,
total is $18,000.
Like the planning meetings behind this, you think they're sitting around there like, all right,
and then we offer them this car.
Oh, yeah.
And then they'll have to pay for the car.
And then they have this whole.
And then they throw it out there so much.
And then once they get a hook,
they just go all in.
It's a numbers game where they probably have it all.
I mean, everything's probably built to a science on how to trick somebody that is
easily trickable or vulnerable,
or vulnerable like an older person.
and go, okay, this is how we asked for the 3,000.
Well, there's a delivery fee for the truck.
So, $18,000.
His friends finally stepped in and was like, hey, stop, stop, stop, stop paying money.
A groom suffers a fractured spine after being dropped by friends at his own wedding.
Oh, no.
What?
They're probably doing that thing where they pick him up and like, yeah, celebration.
What was supposed to be the best night of his life turned into a nightmare after being thrown into the air and dropped by his friends suffering spine fractures.
Oh, my God.
How could they do that to him?
Well, it wasn't on purpose.
Well, I know, but I mean...
Here's the thing about being an adult.
I don't be lifted up at any...
Don't lift me up.
After about age 24, I'm tapped out of being lifted up by anybody at any time.
You did go stage diving, though.
A whole different story.
I did that to me.
No one lifted me up.
Oh, right, right.
I don't...
I'm older and I'll be lifted.
I don't want to fall down.
Because if something were to go wrong in either one of those, the ramifications are far worse.
Right, and this is a great example.
He has feeling in his legs again.
But he's not out of the woods yet.
Wow.
Hey, and that's your stinky story of the day.
No kidding.
That's the news.
Close it up.
Those were Bobby's B.
Stories.
Lunchbox has a brown paper sack with him.
Again, I compared it to, you know, where I grew up, people would carry 40s around in it.
It's full of rocks from the diamond mine yesterday.
Absolutely.
Did you see that picture?
Oh, let me look.
Yeah, go ahead and look at that pick.
What up?
Are they sparkling?
Shut up.
Shut up.
What?
What is it?
Shut up.
Is it real?
Stop it.
You stopped and bought this somewhere.
Are you telling me, although it is dirty,
shut up.
Okay.
I mean, I'm just telling you.
Bones, what do you see?
What if it's worth something?
Did you...
Where'd you get this?
At the mine.
You got this at the diamond mine.
Yes.
You found this.
100% found that.
Oh, it's one.
It's one big one?
Shut up.
Why do you not believe it?
Because he, no one, I don't know.
I said it to Scooba yesterday immediately.
Okay, but Bobby knows that area.
Why do you not believe it?
What do you mean?
He knows that area.
It's a huge field, Amy.
I know every nook and crazy in that build.
Scooby, did you see this?
I saw, I was shocked just like you were.
I didn't believe that he found anything as well until I saw that.
Shut up.
What?
Let me say this. There's a chance the lunchbox could be out on an island.
Yeah.
No way.
Really? For real?
Which one person wants to see this before we come back?
Me.
I do.
Morgan, come look at this.
Since she didn't ask, since she didn't ask, I'm gonna show her.
Because I want you guys to wait.
Tell me your, and you found this in the field.
Yes. You're not lying.
I'm not lying.
Okay, see, here we go. Here we go.
No, okay.
Okay, lunchbox is back from the diamond mine.
We will talk about this.
We can put this up on Facebook right, live?
Yes.
So people, because you can watch me right now live.
Yes.
If you get on our Facebook feed, you will be able to see this.
We will put his collection up on our Facebook page live on camera.
Ray, you can drop the song because we got to get back.
Sooner we get out, sooner we come back.
And you guys will see with your own eyes what lunchbox is telling me he found yesterday.
Hey, when I saw it, I said, shut up.
You heard me?
We heard you.
You heard me?
You heard me?
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Lunchbox went to the diamond mine yesterday.
It's the only one in North America,
drove seven hours to Murphysboro, Arkansas.
Stayed in the nicest of hotels.
Oh, my, the nicest of hotels.
I mean, you want to talk.
Someone even on Instagram said,
I'm from Murphy's Borough,
and just by describing the hotel,
I know exactly where you stayed
and you happen to go to the armpit of our city
right off the bat.
She called it the armpit of their city
because it's the worst thing in the world,
but scuba couldn't find anything else.
Aside from that,
which I'm sure will be something that's talked about forever,
this hotel situation.
You went and you spent a whole day digging.
A whole day, man. A whole day.
Do you mean a lot of interesting people out there?
I met a lot. There were so many people from all walks of life.
We're talking granny and grandpa to the single dad
to, you know, mom and dad with the kids.
out there for an adventure. I mean, there was people from
all Michigan, Oklahoma, Kansas, Florida. It was
crazy. He lists every state. We sit.
Alaska. Well, I'm just saying
people were from all over. And then one guy
he was going from there, he was going to Georgia to look for something. I mean,
a lot of people. So the guy
Kevin Kennard found a 9-carat diamond last year. We talked to
him. Another guy discovered
2.2 carrot diamond. We talked to the woman who works there. She said
they have about two a day that come in.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
And when there's big ones, they have a shovel, like marking the spot, like a statue to that person.
It says, this person found this diamond here in 1995 digging in this area.
Wow, that's cool.
Man, that's cool.
Are you going to get a little shovel statue?
Hey, let's find out.
So thanks to our friends at Hyundai, it was, you know, you took the Hyundai down, it's awesome car.
Awesome car.
Very relaxing, easy drive.
Didn't feel any of the bumps off the truck.
You didn't drive.
You rode because your license.
expired. No, but I'm saying I was able to nap.
No problem. It was great.
Okay, well, let's get started here.
He has his brown paper bag and just
a pound it on the table.
Oh, don't know.
Let's get it out. Hold on.
I'm not looking.
Okay. It could be full of diamonds.
You know how sometimes you'll see like somebody
pull out a little bag of diamonds on a movie?
Oh yeah. They dump them out. Yeah. That could be what that is
but in a brown paper bag. It's usually a velvet bag
or something. True. This is a paper bag. Yeah.
At the beginning of the day,
Lunchbox met some people at the Crater of Diamond State Park.
and thought it would be a good idea to pray to the diamond gods.
Am I going to play this clip?
Wait, what are we doing?
Yeah, yeah, no, no, it's a couple from Oklahoma.
They were on vacation.
I don't know that I want to hear you praying to something called a diamond god.
Yeah.
Why?
And you're praying with them?
Yeah.
You led the prayer?
If you were just doing a prayer, I led the prayer.
If you were just doing a prayer, I would understand it.
But to a specific diamond god, that sounds a bit sacrilegious.
What do you mean?
It's just, there's separate entities up there.
You know, like when your team's losing, you pray to the sports gods.
Like, oh, please, come on, let us kick this.
He has always divided that.
That is his belief.
Let me hear this.
Should we say, you guys want to say a prayer to the diamond gods?
No.
No.
Oh, see?
Exactly.
That's the day of work for me.
All right, all right.
I didn't know if you guys wanted to, let's do it.
You can say, what are?
All right.
All right, here we go.
Dear diamond gods, please bless my friends from Oklahoma.
And hopefully that they find a diamond, but not as big as mine.
Because I'm trying to find a million dollar diamond so I can retire and move to an island.
And then they can be like, oh, I remember.
that guy when he was just on the radio
and not some famous Diamonds finder, you know?
So, dear diamond guys, please help them out. Amen.
Diamond's Minder. All right.
Not just some diamonds minder.
He was going around asking for advice.
And so you met a guy who's found 15 different diamonds?
15 diamonds, guys.
I would just follow him.
Yeah.
Like, he was good.
Like, he was a pro expert.
And I was like, because I was walking over and, hey, anybody found anything over here?
And boy, he had 15.
Any luck over here yet?
Not this trip so far, first day back.
Have you found some in the past?
Fifteen.
And how much of those worth?
I don't know, I just collect them.
What is your secret?
What do I need to be doing?
Fine gravel.
That's it, huh?
Yep.
You're like the diamond.
Oh my goodness.
I've got all but one of them in here.
That's incredible.
One of them's on my finger.
You can take it out and look.
Wow.
So have you already been in the newspaper for all these?
newspaper for all these you find or no no they don't give you put stories about you not unless it really
big okay wow that's cool if one was on his wife's finger yeah he made a ring out of it and so he's been
going for 30 years and he goes two weeks at a time three times a year and he's found 15 diamonds
here's the midday check-in with lunchbox he's struggling it's getting hot
guys shoveling dirt for I don't know what four hours five hours
It's kind of tiring, but
I got to keep looking for that million dollar diamond.
I mean, no telling how many diamonds we've already found,
but why not find 10, 11, 12?
Who knows?
Working hard out here.
Did you have rocks saved from throughout the whole morning?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it's a great community out there
because you go to the sifting station where the water is
and then you dump it out on the wood
and you leave it there to dry
and you can leave your pile and no one touches it.
they let it you just walk away you go get more dirt and you come back and you sift through and you put it back in your pile someone's over here with their pile so you can leave your rocks there all day no one touches them amazing it's a great it's an honor system out there with us diamond miners
us diamond miners yeah did you have rocks though that you found early that you thought could be worth something absolutely i mean i was sitting there going oh my gosh that's the one that's the one and then an hour later oh that one's one too it was so it's such a neat feeling the the butterfly
and the feeling in your stomach when you do sift through something and you see something glimmer and it's like,
ooh, oh, oh, I like that one.
And you look at Abby and Abby's like shaking her head like, yeah, that could be it.
And then you're like, oh, it feels good.
After a long day of searching for diamonds, lunchbox gets the group pumped up with what group is this?
Well, this is, I was back at the sifting station.
It's like, you know, 2.30, 3 o'clock in the afternoon, everybody's looking sad.
It's been a long day, tired, and people are losing hope.
And I felt like they needed some, you know, encouragement.
Don't get discouraged. Don't give up hope, guys. I know it's been a couple hours. You're tired.
You're like, I'm never going to find one, but you've got this. We just got to keep digging. We're going to find diamonds.
Okay? Quitting is not the answer. We got this.
You're a coach in your other life, right?
That's right. Here we go. Let's go. Clap it up. Everybody clap it up with the diamonds.
One, two, three diamonds. You guys, ready? One, two, three. Diamonds.
Yes.
All right. Okay. So, we want to see
if you don't mind passing around the room
a couple of what
you want to pass around you know
I don't want you guys touching my stuff
okay well you show the camera though
Eddie what camera should he go to
not the bag
show like your prize possessions
open the bag
oh
okay that looks like a rock
that's a rock
why would that be a diamond
they don't look like diamonds Bobby
they don't
but how do you know
how can you just didn't grab random rocks
let me can I see it please
If you guys are experts, let me know, but I'm an expert.
I'm not throwing it, Amy.
So you think that can be a diamond.
It literally looks like a rock.
Yeah, everything looks like a rock, Bobby.
You've never been out there.
Yes, I have.
I went on a field trips there.
I've been there more times than you have.
And how many times you find something?
Hold on.
Let me zoom into that.
That looks like a rock.
This is a rock.
But this isn't the one he showed me.
He's getting there to the big, this looks like a rock.
So far, two rocks.
The second one looks like a second rock.
Why, did you decide to fill a bag when you're walking out?
Like, I'll take this in.
What is that?
That's a pebble.
That's a smaller rock.
What?
Dude, what are you doing?
That's nothing.
Give us the good.
Actually, I do see something sparkling.
Let me see that one.
Don't throw it.
So I wonder if...
Boy, diamonds are literally the hardest thing.
So if you throw it, it'll be okay.
That's true.
It don't break.
Oh, yeah, because I was going to say,
if we took a hammer to this, we'd maybe...
Whoa!
Take a hammer to my diamond?
Amy, you're saying that one's sparkling?
This is a big rock.
Das on your fingers, it's sparkling.
Exactly.
So when you hold your diamond and your ring.
It just looks like a big rock.
Is it sparkling?
That's nothing, but let me bite it.
Oh, gosh.
Scratch glass with it.
Here.
Here, throw it.
Okay.
Show us the moneymaker.
Is that the moneymaker?
No, that's just a pebble.
That's like gravel from the driveway.
Lunchbox.
The moneymaker, do it.
Man, look, before I show it to you,
you just want to hear what the lady had to say about it?
Yes.
Wait, are you sure?
Do we want I haven't heard the lady.
You want to hear the lady.
Okay, here we go.
Here is what the, the last clip of lunchbox at the diamond mine
talking to the person who works there.
How much is that one?
We don't appraise any of it.
Oh, but a diamond?
No.
Sandstone.
Should I just pour it all out on the cheat?
Oh, it's more fun doing it one by one, though.
Is that diamond?
Jasper.
What about that?
Nothing.
Jasper.
I'm out there for hours, now I've got on there.
Gasper.
I'm saying like no dime.
I now dump it.
There's nothing good.
I don't think it doesn't.
Both are my really only hopes.
All right.
So these black ones are actually lamp right.
They're lava.
Lava?
Yeah.
And now diamond?
Not diamond.
It's sandstone.
That's it.
Wait.
So you have a lava rock?
Show us the one that you showed me.
I throw it away.
What do you mean?
It was nothing.
It looks like sandstone or courts or some stupid thing.
And so some.
some little girl thought it was cool
so I just gave it to her I was like it ain't worth anything
Look here's the picture of it I know
Looks like a diamond
But it's not it wasn't a diamond
It looks like a crystal
Whoa you found that
Yeah that's really cool
But it wasn't worth anything
So I didn't want it so I didn't bring it back
Was it and she tricked you
No that lady no
Yeah that little girl's like cashing it in
10 year old girl was there with her dad
Oh that's so cool
Take it out of here
And how big was that was that
It was like no it was like that little pebble
That just showed you
Like it was nothing
Oh Jasper it's okay
That's his name
I got Jasper Lava, Samsonite, whatever the crap she was saying.
That's a luggage brand.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But whatever.
So, yeah, that moneymaker that it looks like a diamond, I was all excited.
It was nothing.
Nothing.
So I spent eight hours for nothing.
No, you took a shot.
You've also spent thousands of dollars on the lottery and got nothing.
You're right.
But the lady did tell me, you know, I said, I might as well just play the lottery.
She goes, I will say the odds are better to find a diamond than playing the lottery.
Oh, well, then you should go back.
Next week.
I don't know, Maselaw.
That's a lot. It was a tiring day.
Like, I mean, people are out there.
And what's crazy is how some people are so good at it.
Like, when we were pulling up, people had 30 buckets, shovels, knee pack.
I mean, they had everything.
And they were just going to town.
They're like, remember, when you get home, you got to search through all your dirt.
I'm like, search through all my dirt.
If I can't find it out here, how am I going to find it?
They take five gallon buckets home of dirt and sift through it and hope to find something.
One guy had 25 buckets full of dirt.
Wow.
Wow.
You're going home. Wow.
That is dedication.
Yeah.
And that's why I was like, I don't know if I can do that.
So it was a very depressing ride home because I didn't have a diamond and I knew the
whole way home that you guys were just going to laugh at me and then I wasn't going to get,
I wasn't going to get the appraise and I wasn't going to be able to quit and I wasn't
going to be able to move to an island.
I went out there.
I tried my best and I came home with a bag full of rocks.
I mean, well, I'm glad you did it because like we'd miss you.
especially if you just left without saying bye.
Let me say lunchbox traveled in a 22
Hyundai Tucson to Arkansas
and went on a journey
searching for a diamond at the crater of Diamond State Park.
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A journey that I'll never forget.
You're going to keep those rocks?
Actually, I got one for each of you guys.
Oh, I would like a Jasper, please.
You want a Jasper?
Jasper like a Jasper.
I mean, you know, here's another thing.
Maybe that lady doesn't know anything.
Maybe she's an idiot.
And maybe these are diamond.
I'm not co-signing that.
I'm not co-signing that.
Something we're going to do tomorrow that I just kind of want you guys waiting for is how did you get famous for a minute?
Did you have a day where you were like oddly famous, even for something weird?
Eddie was.
We rarely talk about it on the show.
He made national news one.
Yeah, that was a crazy day.
We'll talk about it tomorrow at this time.
Okay.
But how are you famous for a day?
Like, what is your 15 minutes of fame?
We want you guys to call us tomorrow with that.
So we'll get into that.
I do, if you go to my Instagram, and I encourage you to, Mr. Bobby Bones, I took a picture, and Caitlin and I were out at this like, you know, fall walking area.
Pumpkin patch.
It wasn't a pumpkin patch, but there was a pumpkin display.
Sure.
And we take a picture, and I told her as we're taking the picture, I said, hey, I'm going to do kind of my sultry face.
Where I'm kind of like, it's not a big smile.
I have a goofy smile, and that's just who I am.
But I was like, I'm going to be more serious in this picture.
Because people only know me as like the big goofy guy.
So I just kind of do one of these and I'm like, hey, you know?
You got a little smirk on you?
Not a smirk, but it's like.
Like Zoolander?
No, just chilling.
Just chilling.
You could tell them happy but without a smile.
Okay.
But apparently I do it so badly that people thought I was angry that I have to stop sultry face.
I'm getting harassed on Instagram.
Jake Owen writes, that's the hardest look on your face for wearing such a non-hard sweater.
I'm conflicted.
I got a big sweater on him.
That's funny.
T.
Osborne wrote, get off my yard
with all the pumpkins.
And then everybody's like, why are you looking so angry?
I would just ask,
I kind of, look at the smirk.
I think it looks pretty good.
I guess I can't do sultry.
Well, so, I mean, really only matters
is how you feel about it.
Well, I feel...
Does it matter what Jake says?
Well, it's not even about Jake. It's about everybody going,
hey, what's wrong? Why are you sad? Are you constipated?
I guess I only can do smile.
No, Amy's right. You do what you feel, man.
But if you don't like the way people are reacting, that's your problem, too.
Yeah, that's probably a therapy problem.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, you'll see.
It's on there.
I also, I have a deal.
I do what's called an NIL deal.
Now NCAA athletes can be paid for the work that they do.
For example, if they have a big Instagram following, just like a regular influencer,
you can pay them to be an influencer for you.
So I have a deal with a guy named Jalen Williams, who plays basketball at the University of Arkansas.
And so I've only ever heard of business is doing this.
But I was like, I'm going to do one myself.
And so I had him come on and I wrote him a little thing.
And he's my official spokesperson.
And you'll see him now talk about how Home Alone is not a Christmas movie.
I made him do the whole speech about that.
Does he truly believe that though?
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
But he also comes on and goes, hey, I'm saying this for Bobby.
Because that's what I've hired him to do.
Okay.
And you'll see that on my Instagram.
Because Home Alone is a Christmas movie, you bet.
And this is a hill that I'll die on.
And I'm off and alone.
It's a movie that if you put July 4th in it, the same 90% of the movies don't have.
But then you don't have robbers stealing gifts.
And I also looked, it's been aired 27 times this year.
Is any other Christmas movie aired five times already this year?
Probably not.
That's interesting.
Why are they airing?
Because it's just a great movie.
It doesn't, it happens at Christmas, but I, in my heart, don't believe that it's a Christmas movie.
But the soundtrack is so Christmas?
Please respect my decision.
Okay, respect it.
Yes.
You don't have to agree with me.
Please respect my decision.
That's funny you had him do that, though.
It's up on my Instagram, too.
Could you give him back to the kids at Arkansas?
Well, yes. And people are like, hey, I'm doing these deals with other kids that grew up in Arkansas that play for the University of Arkansas.
You know, trying to keep that money there.
That's cool. Yeah. Makes sense.
So, well, anybody having anything to say before I play a song? Because we've skipped every song. This is our hour.
And Scoobo Steve's looking at me like, play a dang song.
That's our restroom break. I would play no songs. Let's just get the record straight here.
I would play no songs on this show. We would come on and if occasionally I wanted to play something that was pretty good, I'd play it.
but I would play no songs
and we would have the greatest show
we would talk the whole time
and we'd be laughs
and you know
it'd be fun
like back in the day
how we built this show
we built this show
on no songs
maybe like one or two
yeah because we had to pee
it's exactly it
an hour
we were gonna have Zach Brown on
on Monday
we were gonna do his album release
and he got COVID
oh we got a call
and he was like
hey I got a family emergency
and we were like
oh take care of that
we'll work on that at a different point
so but then it came out
because he didn't
tell me he had COVID, nor did he have to.
But he had his COVID. Hopefully he's good
and hopefully he gets better. You know, all that stuff.
Bobby Bone Show.
Bonehead.
Let's go over to Eddie, who's filling in for lunchbox
here with the Bonehead. There's a 19-year-old kid
driving his car in Pennsylvania,
and he's hauling butt down the road, loses control,
spins, hits a utility pole,
crashes his car. So he gets out, he's upset,
and he does, I guess what we all would do, right?
Get a gun, shoot our car five times.
That is not what I would do.
Well, he did.
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
And then he leaves.
Cops get there.
They run the license plate.
They find him.
They arrest him because he's charged with five different charges.
However, shooting your car five times?
Not a charge.
But was he allowed to have a firearm?
I feel like someone that's making that dumb decision to shoot a car because they're mad,
probably has done something that should keep them from having a gun.
Yeah, yeah.
Does it not list out why?
That's not one of the charges, no.
But you can shoot your car if you're mad.
Hey, that's okay.
That's not against the law.
Okay, there you go.
That's Eddie.
He's got your bow.
That's my bonehead story of the day.
Strenuous exercise messes with your libido.
So be careful.
I go hard.
Three or four times a week where I work out so hard with my guy that I hate it.
About halfway through, I start to question life in general.
I start to go, why am I doing this?
What am I training for?
Exactly.
I train so hard.
What are you training for?
Yeah, you're just living, man.
Why?
After I finish my workout, I will go in the house and need to just sit in a chair for 45 minutes.
There's like workout and there's post workout.
So have you talked to him?
You need to take this article to him.
I don't need, I read this article to Caitlin last night.
She was like, well, this doesn't affect you.
I say, but it could if I keep on.
My libido's fine.
I would say my libido's good.
What's libido?
Eddie, Eddie's about you.
If you have to ask, you got a problem.
Oh, really?
Dang, okay.
Your libido is how much you want to get your libido.
Got it.
You know me?
Got it.
They say if you're a fitness freak and you enjoy killing yourself.
I don't enjoy.
But yet you keep sending yourself back.
I don't like exercising.
I hate exercising.
I hate eating right.
I hate living a healthy lifestyle.
I hate all that.
Wow.
Okay.
I do it.
I do a pretty good job at it.
I hate it.
I just want to go full ice cream.
Ooh, that'd be nice.
I want to go full pumpkin covered pretzels.
We bought some last night at Trader Joe's.
Golly.
I had like four of them.
And I was like, I got to hide them.
And so I don't know where they are right now in the house.
Wait, but you hid them.
I'm sure.
I know.
He had Caitlin, probably.
I, we.
Ah, okay.
Here's the thing about marriage.
Let me give you some advice.
I've been at this for two and a half months.
Right.
I is we.
Okay.
We is we as me.
That's smart.
That's very smart.
So, anyway, if you're working out really hard, you could be losing your peepee.
Oh, well, this is a totally other conversation.
But do you think when Caitlin gets pregnant, you'll say we are pregnant?
Because that's long been debated on the show.
She does not want me to say that.
Okay, good.
Because she's like, you're not feeling it.
She was showing me a video.
She's not pregnant, by the way.
So let's not get any rumor started.
But she was showing me a video because we have a couple friends who are.
She was like, look what the baby does.
And it shows the baby growing and how all your organs get shoved up because that baby grows.
Crazy.
She was like, where do your organs go?
And I was like, I don't want to watch that.
Like, change.
Yeah.
Change the channel.
It wasn't on a channel.
But crazier is when they tell you like, oh, you're so tired because.
your body is making organs right now.
Your body's actually making the baby's organs.
Crazy.
Yeah, you're making the baby the whole time.
I know.
But you also made the baby before time.
You know, Zay?
Oh, okay.
All right, we'll see you guys tomorrow.
Have a good day.
I think that's it from us.
Bye, everybody.
Bye.
Bye.
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