The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Reveals His List of Top 25 Most Famous People in Country Music + Spin the Wheel: Guy Who Has To Wear Lace Boxers + Bobby Feud: Most Used Words in Country Music

Episode Date: January 25, 2022

Bobby lets Lunchbox read his list of who he thinks are the Top 25 most famous people in country music and where he ranks himself. We spin the wheel and the loser has to wear a pair of lace boxers that were in the news. We also played a round of the Bobby Feud to see if you can guess the most commonly used songs in country music. Bobby talks to a listener who was calling to fact check us on a segment that leads into how she has given birth 4 times in her home…in her own bed…and why she decided to do it. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning. A lot of people ready to talk to us this morning. Jason is on the phone from Alabama. Jason, what's going on, buddy? Good morning, Bobby. Good morning, studio. Morning. I understand that I married an amazing woman. All right.

My wife is next to none. But I have learned in my life and in my 12 years of marriage that whenever it comes to gift on Valentine's Day, I don't get her anything. And the reason I don't get her anything is because if I'm only getting her something on Valentine's Day to show her how much I love her on February 14th, only I'm not a great husband.

I get her stuff all throughout the year just to let her know how much I love her, let her know that she's adored every day, 365, 24-7. I mean, that sounds great in theory, but I get Caitlin stuff too, but I also use Valentine's Day as a day to go, hey, this day is just an acknowledgement, like a pure acknowledgement of not every day, but let me do something I don't normally do. Right, so that's my question. Like, he literally does nothing. You do nothing? Well, he loves her awful hard the other 364 days. I don't do nothing. Her growing up, her mother's birthday is Valentine's. day. So he grew up with that being her month's birthday. And of course, I don't, I don't want to be

the guy, the one guy on the planet that doesn't do something special for his life on Valentine's Day. So I do something just because I don't want to be that guy. But again, I guess my point is that I've learned if that's the only day that I'm doing something special for her on a day where everybody else is too, then it's not really that special, I guess. That's just how we look at it. Here's what I learned. I'm going to do something special throughout the year, and I'm also going to do something special on Valentine's Day. Because everybody else says,

and I don't want her to be the one person who's not getting that. You know? For years, though, like, even when you were just single and not, you all would always throw out to guys, like, hey, hit her with the flowers at work. The 13th. Yeah, the day before and really surprised her. Yeah, because that would get her. Because she's probably expecting something on the 14th.

But you can't not do it just because everybody all says. That's even worse. If everybody else is getting something, she doesn't? I understand your point, Jason. I appreciate you, Colin. And listen, we all aspire to be as giving the other 364 days. Man, that guy does it every day. Every day.

All right, Jason, have a good day, bud. Yeah, I'll see you later. Christina in Texas is on the phone. Christina, what's going on? I wanted to reach out to y'all and tell you all a funny story from my son filming as an extra in 1883. Oh, okay. Hey, where did he shoot that? What state was he in?

It was in Guthrie, Texas at the 4th, Sixes Ranch. Oh, they shot it there at the 4-6s ranch? Yes, they did. Okay, that's pretty cool. All right, go ahead. So, you know, I started watching Yellowstone in 1883 from watching y'all or listening to y'all show. And so there were about three or four boys that, you know, hung out the whole time. And they didn't really know who Tim McGrawl or Faith Hill really were.

So us as moms, you know, the moms had to go as guardians and keep an eye on them. And so we kept pointing them out like, okay, they're. Tim McGraw, there's Faith Hill, like make sure you're cool. Don't do anything that you're not supposed to. And by the end of the week, they were all so excited that they got, you know, to spend a week with him. And they just felt like, oh, that's cool, that's Tim McGraw, that's Faith Hill. And so we all started leaving after we wrapped that night at the end of the week. And Tim McGraw and Faith Hill start walking off the set. And they're holding hands in one of the boys looks at my son. And he goes, he puts his hand over his mouth and the eyes are real big. And he goes,

Oh my gosh, are they dating in real life? The kids think that they're having a secret affair on set. Like, dang, all the actors do hook up with each other. Yes. So then they were just like, you know, they all thought they had this huge secret and you would have, you would have thought they were going to sell this story to TMZ or something. It was really fun. That's funny.

Well, thank you for sharing that with us. And pretty cool they still hold hands when there's, you know, not a camera doing an interview. you. Yeah, that is walking. Well, thank you, Christina. Thank you for the story and hope you have an awesome morning. Y'all too. All right. Bye-bye. Let's do one more. This is Chloe in Oklahoma City who's on the phone. So I wanted to just say real quickly that last week, Bobby, that you were saying that you didn't really have role models for parents. And I wanted to say you did have role modeling. It just wasn't the pretty perfect role modeling. It was just what not to do.

Well, I didn't only have a dad. I mean, so you know not to do that. So I know not to have. Not to be. I understand your point, meaning I just do the opposite of everything I was shown. But I don't, I didn't have two parents that were just doing bad things. I kind of had a dad who wasn't there and a mom who was there sporadically. So, I mean, I guess just be there.

Yeah. Would be what I, but I understand your point. I don't completely vibe with it, but I get what you're saying. And people were like, well, you learned what not to do. So just do everything the opposite. It feels like George Kstanza on Seinfeld, where he went against everything that he thought. He just ran the eye. So, listen, I get it.

And I appreciate that call. And okay. Okay. That doesn't settle me for my nervousness at eventually being a parent, but I do understand your sentiment. I also wanted to say, I personally, with my life experience, it was H.E. double hockey sticks. What I learned from being a parent is you learn along the way. There's no book on it.

There's a lot of books. Yeah, there's a lot of books. I've seen them for sale. Like a ton of books. I mean, yeah, they're a tool. But she's right. You will learn as you go. Like, I can test that.

I'm sure every parent in this room would say, like they're very different type of parent from day one to now. Well, I believe that, and follow me on this, life's a day and you learn as you go. Yeah. Sometimes you lead and sometimes you follow. The thing is, don't worry about what you don't know.

Why? Well, I told you, life's a dance you learn as you go. Oh, okay. That's good, man. Thank you, Chloe. Let's end on a positive little note here. This is voicemail number one that we got late last night. Here you go.

Good morning, guys. I just wanted to say, freaking love the show. Continue doing what you guys are doing. I love the morning corny's. They're super duper funny. I got a good one. Why didn't the toilet paper crossed the road? Because he was stuck in a crack.

All right, guys. Have a good day. Okay. All right, let's go over and open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones.

Earlier this month, my wife and I went to a new restaurant. Our waiter and the food, both fantastic. I tip my waiter what I thought was 20 bucks. Fast forward to last week when my credit card bill was due, I saw I had accidentally tip $200. instead of 20. I was frantic and began searching for the receipt. I was able to find

it in my jacket pocket, and sure enough, there it was, I accidentally tip 200 instead of 20. Maybe the beers I had during dinner made me add an extra zero, but anyway, it's been a couple weeks. Am I out the 200 bucks? Do you think I should call and explain what

happened and try to have them correct my tip from 220, or if I do, do you think the server will lose out on the tip? Thanks, William. Boy, that's drastic. Well, yeah, the server will lose out on it. Yeah.

This is what I would say. If the mess up is keeping you from paying a bill, you can probably call the restaurant and have them hopefully help you fix it. If you're fine, and that was just money that you were going to spend on, playing golf, Starbucks, things that are not a necessity,

I think you just eat it. I think if you would have caught it a day after, You could call back no problem. But this waiter has probably already spent the money. Yeah, I mean, I think that, yeah, you just have to learn from this. Next time you have a few beers, you'll be a little more careful. If this is imperative to your day-to-day life, paying the bills, keeping the lights on, you got to make a call to the restaurant.

If it is not, you learned a valuable lesson, a $180 lesson. But it's up to you. If you're asking the question, I'm thinking. I'm thinking that he wants it back. I'm thinking that it's not that he must have it back to pay the bills or feed the kids. What does the restaurant do here? Do you think they'll give it back if he asks? I think it depends on the management and the restaurant.

I think probably they give it back, but I think who gives it back is where maybe the restaurant just goes, here, we're going to pay this and they don't go back to the waiter. That's a possibility, but it's not a probability. Yeah. I mean, there has to be a lot of bars and restaurants that have dealt with this and maybe not even $200. we could be talking like thousands of people just drinking too much and being like what up and then the next day they're like oh my goodness and if it were the next day I would say just go get your money back because it's understandable and the person hasn't spent the money yet so this is my final verdict here if you can lose the money and not be subject to a credit or calling going hey why didn't you pay this bill then just lose you lost the money if you can't call and they'll figure it out but that's what I say poor waiter if you

got a call back. Oh, I know. He thought he did great. That waiter's, this is probably a tell me something good somewhere where someone's like, wow, a nice man left $180 extra tip. William, I think you just lost the money, buddy. That's what I think. And if you have to ask, you probably have to leave him the money. All right, William. Thanks for the email, buddy. There you go. We got your email and we let it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mail back. Yeah. Months and months ago, Lunchbox declared that he's one of the top 25 most famous people in country music.

And you stand by it. Absolutely. Still am to this day. And Walker Hayes was in studio and he's had his star grow. By the way, he's passed you an Instagram followers too. That's fine. I looked. That's fine.

Because you were talking about how he's not as famous as you are. He's not. I mean, a one hit wonder great. I mean, he has songs. But he has multiple hits. He's got one massive pop hit and then another country song that was top five. Okay. So, we've asked you to bring in the top 25 famous people in country music.

Yeah. Let's start at number one. I want to know who you thinks the most famous person in country music. That's easy. Garth Brooks. Okay, so classic. Got it. Garth Brooks.

Go ahead. Number two, Carrie Underwood. Anywhere she goes, people are going to swarm. So I guess I'm confused. Is this only current fame? Like Dolly? Dolly's on there, but she's not number two. Okay.

I'm not going to question your list. Okay. Garth and Kerry, go ahead. Sam Hunt. Interesting. Superstar. More than Luke Combs, more than Luke Bohn? Yeah, I mean, Luke Combs, if he walked in, like, if Luke Combs walked into Home Depot,

they would think, oh, he's just here to buy lumber for his next job. They would not think, oh, my gosh. Wow. I would disagree with that. Yeah. Luke Combs can't go anywhere. Put Sam Hunt in a flannel. He might look like he's doing some worse.

Sam Hunt at three. Who's four? Thomas Red. Okay, five. Blake Shelton. All right, there's your top five according to lunchbox. It's his list, man It's how his mind works.

Blake Shelton has so much notoriety Like across all genres Because of the voice Exactly, that's why he's there Okay But you put Sam Hunt over Blake Shelter And wait, did he do Thomas Redd too? Yes, yes, yes

Yeah. Interesting Are you in the top 10? No, I'm not in top 10. Okay, all right, number six Tell me crazy bones, come on. Keith Urban. Got it, seven?

Miranda Lambert. Eight? Riba. Yeah. Nine? And then Dolly Parton. it's interesting that Dolly She's so famous

She's so famous It's interesting dolly part Is below Sam Like she can't go anywhere I bet she can go places Like maybe she's number one Yeah That's alive

I don't know if it's because Nashville too People leave them alone But like I've seen Carrie Underwood At the mall Like she was shopping alone Fun like nobody was bothering You didn't bother her

We said hi Because we were in the same store You would have bothered her Absolutely Bother her or said hello Both? Okay What number you want?

Who did I just say? Dolly. Okay, I'm on number 10. At number 10. Marin Morris. Okay. I mean, she's on all genres, right? She is huge.

Mega star. Not arguing with you. Number 10. Okay, let's get into number 11. Luke Brian. I would have put Luke in a little higher than that. Yeah. Okay.

Go ahead. Jason Aldeen. Okay. Chris Stapleton. 13 is Chris Stapleton? Yes. 14? Eric Church.

15. Kelsey Ballerini. 16? Luke Combs. Okay. 17. Hold on. Luke Combs is it 16?

Yeah. Okay. And all these are megastars that they wouldn't be on the list, but I would think Luke Combs would be far up the list. And you think Kelsey, I just think looks-wise, Kelsey stands out.

Yes. Like Luke Combs just looks like a normal dude. And Kelsey, when you see her walk in somewhere, you're like, okay, that's someone famous. Luke Combs, like, he doesn't look like a model that's on TV. We understand you don't think Luke Holmes is good looking. You said that like eight times. No, I'm just saying, like, you guys are asking.

But Luke Combs sells out football stadiums. I understand that, but he could. What about when you walk into a room? But Luke Combs? But lunchbox, he's like one of the most top 25 famous people. But yeah. If you just walk into a room and no one knows that you're coming into the room, do you feel like?

People are looking at me. I feel like eyeballs immediately look at me. What number are we on? We are on number 17. Okay, so Luke Combs is 16. Yeah. Go ahead. 17. Morgan Wallen. Okay. Okay. Number 18. Kenny Chesney.

How's Kenny Chesney? He should have been up higher. Okay, go ahead. Okay, go ahead. 18. People forget about him because he's not around town. I don't think, okay. 19. Caden Brown. 20. Dirk's Bentley. Okay, we finished our top 20. You're not on the list yet. No.

Who is lacking from the top 20 that you would have put in the top 20? Yeah, who's missing? Think. Oh, Tim McGraw, of course. Faith Hill. Tim McGraw, especially. Still making hits. Still in 1883.

Tricia Yearwood. Good one. George. Oh, well, George isn't in Nashville. But country music. We're talking about country music. Oh, I thought it had to be. Oh, then George.

Yeah, George, right? You can't go anywhere? Like, yeah. I mean. If he has on a baseball cap, maybe. Shania. Oh, my gosh. Okay, go ahead.

Number 21. No, no, number 20. Number 20. Dirk's Bentley. He said that one. Oh, I did. Number 21. Tim McGraw.

Oh, okay. There he is. She finally showed up. He's like honorable mention. Is Taylor Swift in the... Oh, Taylor. Tim McGraw is like a Mac team, a college football team that makes it back into the top 25. They're really good but small.

That says it's not accurate of what Tim McGraw is. He's like global superstar. Friday Night Lights. No, I understand. 1883? Yeah. Okay. Do people watch 1883?

Is that a big show? I do. I like it. I haven't watched it yet. Okay. Okay. Number 22. Trisha Earwood.

Okay. Number 23, lunchbox. Oh, my gosh. I want to see who falls behind him. Yeah, we do. Number 24, Brad Paisley. That's ridiculous. Oh, it's true.

I mean, Brad Paisley? Yes. He's on commercials, guys. Yeah, he should be way before lunchbox. And number 25. Just making a resurgence, Faith Hill. Because she's in that show. You think you're more famous than Brad Paisley and Faith Hill.

And then everybody else we didn't mention, like Willie Nelson. William Nelson. How Willie. Come on. Yeah, who remembers that guy, right? Yeah. So you're putting yourself at number 23 on the list. Yeah, 23.

I thought I nailed the list perfectly. Toby Keith. In country music? Like country, country. Yeah. Yeah, I understand that he was popular. What was your criteria here to make the list? I mean, I just looked at, like, I think about fame and who people would recognize and who people

look forward to seeing. And Toby Keith, yeah, in the 90s, early 2000s. but, I mean. Zach Brown? I feel like, Unchalks by every name. He's like, what would... Zach Brown. I mean, come on.

Oh, yeah, Zach Brown. I mean, any of them. Any of them. If they go places separately, they don't know who they are. They all got to be together for people to recognize them. Dustin Lynch? No, no, Dustin. Come on.

I mean, you're strut. You're grasping there. Wait. I mean, he's fine. He has songs. He tours. He gets people come to his concerts, but top 25, relax. A little big town?

Nope. Okay. Same thing. They're all together. Yeah, great. But if they're just separately, no one's going to notice. Are you kidding? They're so recognizable.

He's not kidding, Amy. Well, he's at number 23. Yep. And he is beating out Faith Hill and Brad Paisley. Yes. All right. Well, there you have it. People wanted the list.

Now you got it. Boom. Okay. And I mean, it can fluctuate things happen. You move up, you move down. Well, you let us know if you move up and move down. Well, you let us know if you move up and move down. I don't care about them because it's his list.

I don't know. And his list, Sam plans, more famous in Dolly Part. Right. And to clarify, yes, it's his list. Nobody helped with this. Nor does anyone agree with this. No.

Why, you guys think I should be higher? Did I rate myself too low? No. No. I don't think so. Thank you, though. Thank you. Thank you.

And there you have it. That's Lunchbox's top 25 list of people in country music. At number 23. We should check back like every three months, Mike, and see where he falls on the list. Maybe he's had a good quarter. Yeah, it fluctuates. And moved up and down. All right, here is Luke Combs, who on your list he's at, Luke Combs?

16. He's at 16. Okay. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two, 30-second skinny. Miranda Lambert remembers writing her song if I was a cowboy. I wrote this song with my new friend, Jesse Frazier. We met doing the remix of Tequila Does, and he and I just got together one day for a right,

and this is what came out of it. You know, it's funny. He's a Detroit boy, and I'm an East Texan, but somehow we wrote a song about the Wild West together, so it's pretty cool. Mark of Midland shared what kind of people they become when they're performing. It is an extremely heightened sense of yourself. It's not, again, like, I don't think you want to be just Mark and Cam on stage in Midland at the restaurant. I think that would be obnoxious. You imagine the waiters just trying to take your order and you got Cameron thrusting his hips at you.

Brett Young shared the most important thing for him when it comes to his career. The artistic side of it for me is honesty and authenticity. I don't want to do this if I feel like I'm compromising or jeopardizing integrity at all ever. I never want to lie to people, but on the business side, it will always come first that my family is taking care of. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie.

Tell me something good. Andrew Bertzaloff, he decided to go hiking at the Great Smoky Mountains National Park, and it was beautiful, right? So he goes on the trail and goes up the mountain. then he decides to go off the trail a little bit and explore. Well, here comes a snowstorm out of nowhere. It came down, and you're talking like waist deep snow. He gets lost. He's disoriented.

He starts freaking out. He calls for help. Well, the National Service gets the Black Hawk helicopter, and they're like, let's go look for him. They search for a little bit. They finally find him. They try to land, but there's trees, there's brush, all sorts of stuff, so they can't land. So they send two medics down on a rope to get him. They check him out for hypothermia.

He's okay. They bring all three of them up. He's rescued. Wow. Crazy. That's pretty cool. You got to feel dumb when you're in the helicopter, though. Yeah.

It's got to be like you're just torn. Like one, I'm in a helicopter. This is so cool. And also like, I'm in a helicopter because I did something dumb. Right. Yeah, he probably looks around and looks at all the people that went to work for him. And he's like, oh, crap. And then do you get charged for that?

I don't know. They send you a bill for a rescue. Yes. Like, just like if you get an ambulance ride, they charge you, they charge you for a helicopter. And this is a helicopter. But you call for the ambulance. Oh. That's a good point.

Most of the time. He called them and said, I'm lost. Oh, he did? Oh, yeah. Yeah, then I got to assume that's a pretty hefty bill. But they saved him. So you think on the helicopter, he's asking like, hey, how much they cost to operate this thing? Can you drop me up here?

Yeah, right there. His life is saved. Isn't that all that matters? That's all it matters. All right. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable,

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dot APUS.edu slash military. All right, what words do you hear most in country music? That's the question. They took all the lyrics from all the songs that made the chart in the last 20 years. What word shows up the most? Let's play the Bobby feud. Eddie, you on the coin toss backstage? Yes, sir.

You get to go first. Can you name the most commonly used words in country music? Bones, I have 10 written down here and I think I may run with this. Okay, go ahead. I may run with this. Here we go. Let's start with whiskey. Show me whiskey.

Whiskey's at number four. Four points, Freddie. Go ahead. And then let's just shift a little bit, a little lighter. Let's go with beer. Show me beer. Number one answer is beer. All right, and where do you do all this while you're driving those dirt roads?

Give me dirt road. Show me Dirt Road At number six Either back roads Or dirt roads And then bones These dirt roads

They're always in my hometown Give me hometown Let's go to the board Hometown Way You're gonna run it Well you got three Total of 11 points

Not good Amy over to you These are the words Most used in country songs Truck Yep Amy says truck Show me truck.

Number two answer. Okay. Hmm. Where do I go next? Like, I don't know. Mama. Show me. Mama.

Number nine. Dang it. Big one there. Now Amy has 11 points. Tied it up. Okay. Broken heart. Show me.

Heart or broken heart. Oh, I have that too, Amy. It's okay. Yeah. All right, so far, beer and trucks were one and two. Whiskey was at four. Back roads or dirt roads was at six, and Mama was at nine. Lunchbox were over to you. I say love.

All right. Love. Show me, love. There's round one. Eddie. Okay, all right, here we go. I think that while you're drinking, you don't. drink on the tailgate.

So give me tailgate. Tailgate, all right? Show me. Tailgate! Watch. You love a bun. Five answers are still on the board, Amy. The songs all have these words.

You've got your music. What are the words? Dance. Dang it. That's what I just got in my head. Yes, like the dance, the chair, would you like to have this dance? Dancing on the tailgate.

Dance and bogey. Dance. Show me dance. I hope we dance I mean, I could name tons of dance Thanks, Ray, good one. Amy's fighting for it.

No, it's not on it. The words that are most commonly used in country music, lunchbox. I'm struggling now because I dance I thought was a home run. Jeez. Can I just say, he named the type

of beer? Can I just say drinking? Because they talk about drinking all the time. You can say whatever. one. Drinking. All right. Show me drinking. Final round. Woo! I just thought it. Like Amy just took some smelling salt. Eddie, last time, buddy.

I mean, I have four left written down. Wow. You have four? I know, but the other two were wrong. So let's see. Okay, okay, okay. How about this, Bones? Sitting here drinking beer, talking God. Give me God. That was my next one. Show me.

God. Oh, dang, I had Jesus God the Lord. Bones, it's God's country. All would have been accepted. Jesus, God, the Lord. Would have all been accepted. Okay, so it's my turn? It is.

Okay. Give me, take me for ride on my big green tractor. Give me tractor. It's not bad, I mean. Why not? Show me. Tractor. Oh!

The number 10 answer for 10 points. That's huge. That's huge. Thank you. Jason Aldine or anybody else has a song with Tractor? She thinks my tractor. She's sexy. Chesney.

Amy, there are four answers left on the board. Okay. Guitar. Oh. Guitar Cadillac. Hillbilly music. Show me guitar. Tear drops.

Lunchbox, you can win this. but you got to pretty much run it. I mean, I just got to get one. I just want to get on the board. I mean, I'm struggling. I am so bad at this one. I only have one written out and it's terrible. What is it?

Well, I don't want to go with that one. Right now it's weather, and that is not good. Weather? Well, I mean, it runs out of rain. I'm going to go with meteorology. Yeah. You know what? We'll go with rain instead of just weather.

Rain. Yeah. Rain is a good day. Every storm runs out of rain. Every storm. Doesn't run out of rain. I don't know. Show me.

Rain. Lunchbox went over. Dang. Before we declare our winner. I think this we're going to run it all. I thought I was. Your number three answer was boots. Oh, of course.

Your number five answer was cowboy. Oh. Okay. Yeah, cowboy. At seven was blue jeans. And at eight, it was boats. Boats. There you have, Amy, with 21 points is our winner.

Wow. Wow. Congratulations, Amy. I'm glad I beat Mr. Cocky fans over there. Oh, wow. Lunchbox knew you what she called you? You said you were to run the category.

You are Mr. Coggy fans. Hey, come on. I don't like that name. And now time for a segment we call What's Wrong with People? What's Wrong with People? First up, a man is arrested after allegedly mooning a Delta Flight attendant and passengers. He's now looking at a felony charge for intentionally assaulting

an intimidating member of flight crew and could get 20 years in prison. Oh. You can't do that stuff on an airplane. No. Only in a car passing by, right? Well, and only if it's an 18-wheeler. No. Mooning was a thing 20 years ago. It's really not anymore.

No. Still funny in the right circumstance, but no, you shouldn't do this. Especially in a public place people you don't know, right? We were in a pharmacy drive-thru, and an elderly man mooned us. And the pharmacist called the police, but I didn't stick around to see what was going to happen. I felt more bad like it was a mental thing happening, which I know what it feels like to just hit, hit, you know, rock bottom and do something crazy. But I don't moon because of rock bottom. I'm not because of like the day's awesome. Yeah, you're having fun.

Let's celebrate, baby. Here's my butt. I felt bad because I feel like this, this person was in that state. How old was this, man? This was not too. This was like a couple weeks ago. He's elderly. I haven't mooned someone in 20 years, but it used to be a thing. Don't do it anymore. Yeah, no, no. Also, you got to stop doing crazy. stuff on airplanes. But it's to the point now where if I get on a flight and nothing happens, I feel let down. Every time we read a story, it's about something happening in the air. But yes, this dude could go to jail for that. What's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? Here's another one. A woman whose vehicle had become stuck in a snowbank was carjacked by the same

person who offered to help her. Oh, no way. The woman in her 60s was offered to help by a so-called Good Samaritan at around 9 p.m. Friday. The suspect then carjacked the woman at knife point and fled in the car. Luckily, she wasn't hurt. Police located the vehicle with the mail driver inside. About 20 minutes later, the suspect entered a nearby house and was taken into custody. Jordan Gary Moore 20 of Winnipeg has been charged with the robbery. He remains in custody. What's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? That's from c-h-r-isd.c. I mean, do you think he was already going to carjack no matter what and this just opportunity came along? Or like, yes. I don't think he saw her and thought, no, I never thought. I never thought

about carjacket him, but she's ripe. And if I was ever going to do it, let's go. No, I do think he was probably looking for that. And then finally, this is not somebody doing something dumb in the news, but the new Batman movie is going to run three hours. What's happening? What's not making movies this long? Or make it in two parts.

Or allow an intermission because everyone's bladder can't hold out for three hours. And I hate leaving a movie to go to the bathroom. because I never feel like I've truly caught up. It's the longest running time of any solo Batman movie and one of the longest for a theatrical superhero movie. Avengers Endgame ran three hours one minute. That felt forever. Yeah.

We got to have an intermission if it's over two and a half hours. Or we can't make them that long. This is being, this is not allowing old people to watch movies. They're responsible. I'm saying it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're discriminating against old people

because they can't watch this movie because it's three hours long. And by old, I mean me, I'm going to have to pee at some point during this movie. So I'm going to go of what's wrong with people to Robert Pattinson's the Batman for being three hours long. Say it with me. What's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? Do you agree with that or no? I'm not as passionate about it as you are because I probably won't go see that in the theater.

I'll watch it at home and I can use the bathroom whenever I want. Me too, but that's why we're not going to the movies anymore. Dumb decisions like this. But they should allow an intermission. would you feel about a 15-minute intermission in the middle of a middle? That would be great. I think that's problem-solved. That way people can stretch their legs.

Because what? I mean, you go to a theater show, like a play, a performance. There's an intermission, and that's because plays are three hours long. That's right. So we give you what's wrong with people. Thank you, guys. The story that made me laugh was this kid, almost two years old, was playing with the phone and racked up the Walmart bill for over $2,000.

And it showed a picture of all the things that the kid ordered and he's sitting on top of the boxes. the family didn't realize anything was wrong until the packages started showing up. But I wonder, Amy, your kids are older now, so they would know what they were doing with ordering stuff. Stasheera would. She's 14, but Stevenson at 11, still, I don't know that he gets it sometimes. I could see him being in my phone doing something else and being like, oh, okay, let me click this, click this, click that. Next thing you know, we got packages. Because if you click it and it's free, that means it's free. It's like checks back when we were kids.

You just write numbers on it. Yeah, because, yeah. And you got a two-year-old. I do have it. He's three now. but yes, our phones are on lock. You got to understand everything needs a passcode. Like all the Amazon stuff, anything needs a login because they're on the phone all the time.

We use YouTube kids like, I don't know, 10 times a day just to keep them busy. And so, yeah. You can see this happening with you guys? 100%. So everything's passcoded for sure. Here's Amy's pile of stories. All right, I have the top five most distracting songs to listen to while you're driving. Okay.

sharp. That on there? No, it's something you might actually be listening to, but a driving school called Pass Me Fast Came out with the list. You know, what I would put on the list is the song from Nelly, what goes,

What's your name? Shakey tail feather, because it has cop sirens in it. It goes, boo! That's distracting. Songs with sirens should not be allowed. I agree. They should pull all sirens. Yeah. It's very distracting. Number five.

Can't stop red hot chili peppers. I like this song. I don't know how they determined it. It had to do with like the beat, danceability. I'm into it. Stuff like that. Okay. Number four.

Take on me. Uh-huh. You struggling with how to say their name? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. We just say it different. Okay. Next. Empire state of mind, Jay Z and Alicia Hughes. Is it because we try to rap and only get like a third words right? Maybe.

All right. The killer. Mr. Brightside. I'm just not understanding why they're so distracting. Do they list any sort of formula here is why they pick these songs? Yeah, like the energy,

like high energy, danceable, like how into it you are when you're driving. Okay. And then at number one, outcast, hey ya. Oh, yeah. Maybe because you take your hands off the wheels

to shake it. You shouldn't do that. The Polaroid, you mean? Yeah. Take it like a Polaroid picture? Maybe. Yeah. Okay, what else you got?

All right, there's a new post-marriage trend, and it's called the Buddy Moon. I've heard about this. There's no chance this is real. This is someone either doing it once and making a story about it or someone just making it up. Well, a poll was done and nearly half of the people polled responded that they would totally consider a buddy man. Consider it not doing, though.

A buddy moon is like not a honeymoon. It's just your buddy after you get married. Well, and no, it's not just your buddy. No, it's that there's people from the groom side and people from the bride side and everybody goes on the honeymoon together. Who can afford that? Buddymoon. Who gets that time off work? No chance.

We need schedule it. I would click yes. I would like to do that too. but you actually can't do it. Right. But you and Caitlin, y'all, it was very intimate, just you and her, you all went on a trip. That's the point of, like, going with your new spouse

and going somewhere alone to bond and do all the things. But this, you wouldn't be into this? I don't think I could get my... I can't get two friends to go with us anywhere, anyway. So I don't know that I would get them to go on a big trip. Okay. Well, it's just an option. In case you're getting married soon

or you have a delayed honeymoon, make it a buddy moon. And lastly, if you love 90s country, Shannon Doa announced tour dates for their 35th anniversary tour. It's starting in February and is going to run through October, and you can get details at shannondoa band.com. No chance you spell shanandoah right. First try.

You may get it right, but not the first try. I wouldn't either. Okay, maybe we'll go on a buddy moon to the Shenandoah tour. Oh. Travel around. No chance. All right, is that it? I'm Amy. That's my pile.

That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Deborah is a handicapped woman that lives in Detroit and she uses a wheelchair to get around, so she has a ramp down her front porch. Only problem is last week some car came tearing through a yard, boom, took out the ramp and drove off.

So she's stuck in her house. The news does a story, and this guy that owns designer crafts came by, said, hey, I'm going to build you a new ramp. So he spent a week, she got a whole new ramp all for free. A car took out the ramp? Crazy.

Car took out the ramp, went through her yard, boom, hit the ramp and kept on driving. Oh, man. They don't know who it is. They don't know what it was. Hit and run. What a punk. I'm always interested, though,

in the behind the scenes, and it was really cool of you to play a clip of a guy doing work in the shop. Yeah, hammers and nails. Yeah. Is that sanding? It's good. I like that.

It's good. Kind of feels like the elves of Christmas a little bit. Working hard. Yeah, it's good. All right, that's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Just a friendly reminder. that if you are planning to take your loved one out for Valentine's Day,

you probably should book it now. A lot of places are already booked up. But you're going to try to find somewhere to go to dinner, and except for 4.30 and 9.45, you're not going to be able to get in. So my encouraging word to you is, if this is your plan, have at it right now, today. As soon as they open at 5 p.m., call and do it. I use an app called OpenTable a lot of times.

but I have already planned our dinner as far as I booked it. I did give her the option, though, would you like me to cook? I'll cook head to toe. Whatever that meant. I just made head to toe. I don't know if that was a term. And she was like, why don't you cook on a different night? And I was like, no, no, no, this was the one special night.

She was like, you should cook more anyway. And I was like, yeah, have a point. So we're going to go to one of our favorite restaurants on Valentine's night. And then I am still going, apparently cooked for her one night, head to toe. Oh, yes. But I said, hey, how about I cook? for you head to toe and she goes, what does that even mean? I said, I don't know. Valentine's Day, not the biggest of holidays for most people, but Amy, you and your husband, does he, like, know

Valentine's, does he do Valentine's Day? Well, I guess that would depend if he knows on when it is, and I learned that the other day he does not, and I recorded him. Oh, you have a recording of him. Yes. Wait, first of all, is this illegal? If he knows. Secondly, how do you not know when Valentine's Day is, even if you don't celebrate it? Well, he does know, but he apparently has a reason why he gets it confused with another day. But our daughter had mentioned something about Valentine's Day. And I was like, oh, you know, Ben, you take this one. And he was like, he turned to me.

Like, he wasn't sure if it was the 14th or the 15th. Okay, let me hear the clip. Okay, so you're telling me you don't know if Valentine's Day is on the 14th or the 15th. Well, I know it's on the 14th or the 15th. And so why, why do you know? not know? Because like, I feel like that's something. No, because my sister's birthday is on one of those, is on the other day. So I was asking because I always get them, I just, I always clumped them together. So I don't know. Like, I was just asking

off the top of your head, is it on the 14th or 15th? So that, I don't know, I can start playing stuff. Okay. Cool. Cool, cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Yeah. Cool. It is wild. He doesn't know when it is. Yeah. I mean, the sister thing. He should know her birthday, at least, right? Well, he knows it's either the 14th or the 15th. He called some together. He could either be, he could either know one of them. Right.

He knows the other one's the other one. He doesn't know either one. That's funny. Yeah. Oh, well, it doesn't sound like there'll be a lot playing. I'm just going on a limb here. Nothing that there has to be. Yeah, it's fine.

All right, let's go over to Amy and get in the morning corny. The morning corny. What does garlic do when it gets hot? What does garlic do when it gets hot? It takes its clothes. off. It's cloves on. Do you say cloves?

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.apus.org. Let's go over and talk to Annie, who is in Oklahoma. Hi, Annie. Hi. I had a story because I heard you guys talking about the swearing slash cussing. and I had four unmedicated homebirth, and my midwife suggested to cuss because certain words and sounds helped through the pain. And I cussed like a sailor while giving birth. And I had to apologize after, because I felt so bad.

And my parents were in the other room, and they were just shocked. So I have a lot of questions here. One, you gave birth with no medicine or painkillers at all. No, I was in our bedroom at home. Four times? Yeah. Like you did it one time and decided I'm going to do this again. Oh, yeah.

It was fantastic. I would highly recommend it. You just have to mentally prepare and then be willing to let out a good cuss word if you need it. But then did you do it in the bed that you and your husband sleep in? Yes. And no. The first one I did and the second one I couldn't make it on the bed. I was just standing up.

And then the other two, one was on the bed and the other one was on the bouncy ball. So a little bit of a different way to do it. My body said it needed to do what it needed to do. You had a baby on a bouncy ball? Did I hear that right? Yeah, I did. How? She was coming and she wasn't coming.

I had to lean back, but I couldn't move in that moment. She came within two hours in my first contraction. She was here. I have one of those balls. We have a little gym at the house and I have one of those balls. those like you do crunches on? Yeah. So is that what you had the baby?

One of those like blue crunch? I did. Yep. Yep. It puts your body in the natural position for gravity to do its job. Now, again, I am so uneducated in this because I don't have any kids yet, but I want to ask a couple questions. And if these questions are over the line, just say, Bobby, this question is over the line. No worry. Okay.

Are you a hippie? No. I am just someone who knows my body and doesn't appreciate needle. And the hospital wouldn't let me do it. I wanted. Next question. Does it get easier time two and three and four? Like does the baby just like, I don't want to say fall out, but is the descent a little more pleasant? My first birth took eight hours and my fourth birth was within two hours. There's no break between contraction. So they do get faster after you've had one because your body knows what's doing. And so how does your

husband feel about you having a baby in the bed that you guys sleep in? I mean, do you put down... Well, he loved it. It was his idea to begin with. He actually caught three of the four. So he actually got to do all the dirty work, so to speak. Okay. And do you put down because as I think a lot of parents would know, and as for me, because I wet the bed when I was real young, there is a certain kind of sheet you can put on the bed to make sure that the liquid... Did you do that? Did you do that? giving birth. Well, you do prep your mattress weeks before your due date because you never know when your water will break or in my case, the first two, it didn't. But you would layer it with a sheet and then put a plastic sickness table cloth on top. And then you put your other sheets on top. And then after you're done with puppy pads and all of that, you strip the bed and then your new

sheets are already ready to go. And what is your sleep number whenever you're having the baby beyond the bed. I don't have a sleep number. That's where you messed up. I think you'd definitely trim some time off that. Okay, so you had four kids. I'm just picturing this. You're in your house.

All the kids came out with no medicine. And you're telling us that by you yelling curse words, it actually helped with the pain. Do I have all that right? It really did. That is 100% true. Amy, do you have any questions for her? Yes.

I feel like she might also be the type that maybe used a mirror. Oh. Did you? I did not. Actually, we, our room is not very well lit, so we had our headlamp. So we gave that to my midwife. So we didn't, I did not want to see.

I am not that kind of person that wants to see everything or whatever. But, yeah, no mirrors for me. Okay, you say your room's not well lit. Is it like candlelight, Abe Lincoln style? Like no medicine, no electricity. Like what? Is that what we're talking about here? It's just got one light and we didn't at the time have lamps.

that helps brighten it up because we like our room somewhat dark. We don't spend a lot of time. I live in a 900-foot square house, square-foot house with me and my husband and our kids. So not a lot of space, and it's an older house, so the lighting's not the best. Wow. And you have four kids. And how old is the oldest now? My oldest just turned eight, and my youngest will be three in March.

Are you planning on having any more? I don't think so. We don't have the room for it. Okay. Amy, any final question? I mean, Annie was just calling it to hop on, but he's one of my favorite guests we've had in a long time. This is wild.

Yeah, no, I'm thankful. I can give you a lot more information when it comes time for you guys to have babies. Yeah, I don't want it right now. Like, I'm pretty tapped out. Yeah. Okay. Annie, thank you for the call. I really appreciate that.

You're so welcome. Have a great day. Wow, that's intense. You all thanks. Bye-bye. The cursing thing is interesting. I almost said my first curse word in four years this weekend. Oh, what happened?

Sports. No? No, no, no. My cursing doesn't come from controlled thinking, and sports gives me controlled thinking. Sports, when Arkansas loses the game at the last minute, it's the only time I see red and rage. But I don't curse because I'm prepared. If we lose, I'm like, however, we're driving down the interstate. I'm probably doing 83 and a 70, but I'm keeping up with traffic.

And I'm in the left lane. And I see a cop go whew and whip behind us. and I went, I'll save you the syllable, but I didn't finish it. But let's say I went, the words luck. Let's say I went, la. I went, I went, la. I can't look to me like, here it comes. And I went, oh, and she was like, you almost said it.

I was like, I know, I know. I thought I was getting pulled over. I thought I was getting pulled over. It's coming. So, but the cop didn't pull me over. I don't know why. He got right behind me. Check the plates or whatever they do.

And then slowed down and pulled back over to the side of the road. I have no idea why I didn't get pulled over. I was doing 83. I should have put me in jail. 830 and 70. Should have put me in the big house. I don't ever speed. Let's go over and talk to Jim in Bakersfield, who was on the phone.

Hey, Jim, what's happening? Good morning, Bobby. Hey, so I was listening to the storyline about the tip, and I think in this case, he's out. He waited too long. Years ago, for my mom and dad's 60th wedding anniversary, there was probably with relatives and family, probably about 45 of us. And after everything was all sudden done, we had dinner and we signed out for the night. We left the staff about a $3,500 tip.

And within probably an hour after we got home, they had called us, the restaurant called us and said, hey, did you mean to do this? And we said, yes, we did. So I think in this instance, you know, if the restaurant had called, that'd be one thing, but he's out the money. That person probably already spent it. Yeah, I think the fact that it took two weeks to notice and that he's emailing us, he's probably going to be okay without it.

Yeah. Otherwise, I do think if they're going to shut your water off, you can probably call the restaurant and say it was an accident, but that's probably not what's happening here. But even then that you still might not get it back. I know. I know. Hey, thanks for the call, Jim.

Appreciate that. A company that does lingerie for women is doing a lace underwear for men. Amy. I don't really know if I have words. I don't know what, who is this for? Men. Men. Like, so men would say sometimes the laundry.

I mean, the lingerie can be for the woman or the man. Like, it can make you feel a certain way and confident and all the things. I never feel certain ways we're confident. Is there something I can wear that makes me feel certain ways and confident? Maybe this. Maybe. The cost is around $35. Many stylish colors, they say.

The material used is an original men's lace, which provides improved stretch and strength. The lace itself features a large floral pattern, elegantly finished with images of leaves and motives. So here's the thing. I don't think they should approach this the same way they approach lace with women. It's not about flowers and leaves. It's if you're going to appeal to men,

it's footballs and hammers. Yeah, motorcycles. Yeah, that should be what the shapes are. They did say men's lace. Men's lace. Yeah. Again, it says, again, original men's lace features floral patterns. Right.

No, we, no, that's what we want. We want soccer balls and sonic hamburgers. Like, if it had a Dallas Cowboys star on it, I'd be down to do this. It would make us. Okay, y'all would wear a lacy underwear as long as it had, like, you know, your things on it. We're not saying we would. We're saying there's a better chance of it. Yeah, with the flowers, there's no chance.

I don't know if lace even feels good. Uh-huh. I bet it breathes. Try it out. Order a pair, spin the wheel. Order a pair and then someone... Oh, gosh. Here's what we do. Here's what we do.

No, Amy. I'm sorry. We put all the dudes on the wheel. Oh, come on, man. We spin it. Oh. It lands on them, and then we know the size we need to order. And then we order it, and the person's got to wear them for three days.

I think they count a packs of three. Okay. But not like model in it or anything. Just wear it and review it. Wait, yeah. Ooh, and you have to like surprise your significant other with it. It won't be a surprise because we've talked about it publicly now. We play the game.

Oh, well, they don't always listen. No, Caitlin never listens, but it pops up on Instagram sometimes. Oh, yeah. Like if we keep the club off Instagram, which it could possibly be his surprise. So that's what we should do. We should spend the wheel, maybe later in the show. Okay. Ray, you go with this?

I mean, y'all are kind of. Yeah, my wife's going to hate it. Yeah, my wife will throw up for sure. Are y'all different sizes? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. I'm probably a little bigger. Oh, okay.

What? Okay, assign sizes to us. Well, I don't, no, I don't want to assign, I mean, I'm sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't, sometimes it's stretching. What size underwear would we all wear? You could all wear a medium. Me. You could all wear a medium. No, no, let's talk about it. Me, what size is what I wear? A medium.

A medium. Okay, you're not playing the game. Snug medium. Eddie's not, Eddie's narrow. Yeah, man, I'm narrow. Listen to her. Do you ever want to be called narrow? Like, fit, I like, in shape, thin, that's okay. Narrow feels like the weirdest?

Because I don't like commenting on people's bodies, but I think he's narrow. You started it by going all the same size. I just started it by being like we don't have to spin the wheel to wait to order. Okay, let's get the wheel ready. We'll do it after the news next hour. Just the dudes though, okay? Mike D in this? Yeah, why would he not be?

I feel like Scoova wants to wear this. Like, he's one of those weird dudes that would wear this, no problem. Elon Musk has a company called NeerLink, which aims to treat people with neural psychological diseases and afflictions like paralysis and put the chip in their brain and help them. Now, some people have volunteered to have that chip put in their brain just to be smarter because he thinks he can do it. Now, I think the idea of being able to fix your paralysis is amazing. And if that were me, I would go, I don't know, probably go for it, but your brain, that's as

hardcore as it gets. I know, because what if, like, one little thing goes wrong? And when you start doing this, when you very first start, there are things that are going to go wrong. The company is hiring for a clinical trial director who will be working on humans. They have done studies in monkeys and pigs. They've talked about being able to download memories, not just in your brain, but in robots and stuff too. Like they could put all your memories in a robot. You can be like, Chuckie, what did I do?

May 3rd, 1993. I'm glad you asked, you got beat up that day, Bobby. Oh, crap. Crazy. But a robot could have all of it too. My question is, if they came to you and said, hey, we feel pretty good about this, would you do a test for us and let us put the chip in your brain? Probably yes.

Whoa! You went yes? Wow! I thought I was going to put some money in it. Okay, go ahead. You would do this? Yes. Yes, it's Elon Musk.

I feel like, and they've already tested on monkeys and pigs. The pig doesn't help me. Like the monkey does a little bit. The pigs are very smart. No, no, I get it, but I don't feel like pigs are even shaped like us. I know with their brain. If you're not shaped like us, I'm like, I don't know if it's going to It's the brain. No, I know. I still need the body to somewhat be shaped like us.

But you would go forth. I think I would go forth. What about you? No, not right now. Really? Yeah. You wait a little bit? We'll see, but we need people to do it, though. You think you're an astronaut, Neil Armstrong? I know. You need people to go to the moon, take the first step?

No, that's totally different than this. Okay. I'm surprised you said yes at this. However, this will probably be something that's normal in 20 years. Yeah. I'm just, you know, what is the other? They call that? Trendsetter. I don't know if that's a trendsetter. But we're going to have self-driving cars sooner than later. And we're going to have chips either in our brain or they will be able to pull things out of us and store it somewhere.

It also sounds like we're going to be going to space a lot more often. I think, too, if you want my personal opinion, ask me for it. What's your personal opinion? My personal opinion is that we just missed out on living really long. Like we're going to be one of the last people that die in their 70s, 80s, 90s. Like three generations from now, they'll be living to 140, 150. They're figuring it out so fast. Like, we just lucked out.

Well, that doesn't make you feel good. I guess lucked out. We just missed out. We just missed out on being able to. Because they're figuring it out right as we die. And you can't, I was reading a story yesterday about people that are, like Walt Disney, they say, preserved himself, you know, with the, the, Pryo.

Something like that. Frozen their brains or something. Yes. And so the problem with that is you have to freeze yourself while you're alive. Oh. Because if you die, they don't know or think they can bring something dead back, but they think they could probably figure out how to freeze you while you're alive and thaw you out. So it's you having to declare, all right, I know I'm alive, but let's go because I want to have a shot at this.

Yeah, but it's kind of like when I move chicken from the refrigerator to the freezer by the expiration date. As long as you put it in the freezer before the expiration date or day of, then it will be frozen. Interesting. So you just kind of have to, you know, if you're older, you'd be like, okay, I'm probably about to expire in a few days. So I'm just going to go ahead and throw myself in. It's like people who ask for forgiveness from the Lord up when they're dying. I don't know.

You better do it quick. Yeah, because you're about to expire. You better do it quick for you die. Yeah. I'm surprised that you said yes on the Elon Musk thing. You of all people. Why?

You're just not someone I see who is interested in that. I feel like you just like to live your life, be happy, and die. Yeah, but I mean, I think if there's certain things, like I just know how if there's a little thing that can put in my brain that'll alter it to make my body start doing other things that, like, I had lost the ability. Maybe start walking like a robot with her arms talking about. I don't know. Like, I don't know if it could be a vision thing or,

My arm might not be working the way that it was. For paralysis, I think it's awesome. But you know it's going to eventually linger over to the normal human part, and we just want to be smarter. Someone's like, I want to go on Jeopardy. Go ahead, Elon. Put it in there. It's time for the good news. With Bobby.

Tell me something good. Man, I love this story. This guy's name is Brian DeLallo. He's a football coach at Bethel Park High School in Pennsylvania. He was watching the weather and realized that his team's weightlifting workout would not be able to go on a schedule because of the snow. And we had massive snow here too And this happened around the same time But anticipating the heavy snowfall

He sent out a message He said hey The team's workout is going to be canceled But you're not off the hook He said take your shovel Find an elderly or disabled neighbor And shovel their driveway Don't accept any money

That's our workout for the day You don't even have to leave the house The players all did that They hit the pavement They helped their neighbors Dozens of residents took them up on their offer too Especially a lot of older people

Who couldn't shovel their driveways And then I started to see the coach all over the news. He wasn't doing it to be on the news, but I thought it was pretty cool. He was like, this is the workout. It's awesome. My workout, I put a little salt on the porch. Hey, those bags are heavy, though. I poured a little salt out there, and I was like, oh, I'm exhausted.

Shout out to Brian Delallo in Pittsburgh, though. Great story. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Hey, guys, it's Bobby Bones. Just a few months ago, our I-Heart Country Festival took over Austin, Texas. You all ready for this? And now we're getting ready to do it all over again. It's time to get ready for our 22 IHeart Country Festival

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I just saw, I was tagged. I'm posting it. I didn't know. I just found out. No one ever said, well, you host this one. I literally just saw it was hosting it. So there you have it. All right.

They just assume, you know. I guess, I mean, I'm telling you, I was like, oh, no, I'm voicing it, and I'll be there. And usually they're like, hey, we host it, because there's a lot of things. And I look, and I'm being tagged, and it goes hosted by Bobby Bones. So I guess I will be hosting it. So voila. Okay, let's go over and do the news. Bobby's Big.

Stories. So we were talking about Adele yesterday and how her show was postponed and like, oh, it's COVID. And I was like, you can't do something for the people that flew all the way across the country. You cancel it one day before. And it got a little pushback from people going, don't be rude, it's COVID. Well, now sources are saying it's because of disputes. It's not because of COVID. I knew something seemed fishy about this.

Why would you cut it a day before? And if you do cut it the day before, a lot of people paid a lot of money to get over there. Fund them, they're playing tickets. Have a little acoustic show. So who's saying this? Well, Adele says her Vegas residency was postponed

because of a massive COVID outbreak in her crew, but multiple sources connected to Caesar's Palace claimed the real reason is because Adele's displeased with the production. TMZ sources say Adele was unhappy with various set pieces, acquire, the sound system, and other items associated with the show.

Several sources say they, could not satisfy her production demands and I understand and I understand you should have demands and you should have a show that you want to be exactly as you deem fit for you but you can't wait till the day before you know before the day. That's my only beef

is there a lot of people to pay good money to get over there that just got there and they were in an Uber going to the hotel they're in their hotel and they're going I'm sorry I can't do the show I just feel bad. You know what? I'm still a man of the people. That's what this teaches me. I'm still a man of the people and I'm upset for those people

People at Caesars were shocked when Adele canceled the last minute at the last minute. Crews have been hard at work in every aspect. That is from TMZ. So there's that update. 55-year-old Laura Spears of Oakland County, which is in Michigan, told Michigan lottery officials that she bought a ticket for the December 31st Mega Millions at Michigan Lottery.com. A few days later, she was looking for a missing email from someone,

so she checked a spam folder. She saw an email saying, hey, you won the prize. so she logged into the account and won $3 million. In her spam email. In her, that she just happened to be searching through. Crazy. The winner said her prize money will allow her to plan an early retirement. That is from uPI.com.

Here's a story that I've seen in a couple places. And at first, I didn't talk about it because I was like, you know, I wasn't in the mood to talk about something dark like this. But let's just have the conversation. A Texas woman is now out on bond after sheriff's deputy says she tried to purchase another woman's child while waiting in a checkout line at Walmart. Have you heard this story?

I have. Yeah. 49-year-old Rebecca Taylor came up to the woman and the woman had her shopping cart. They were in the checkout line. The woman's card had two children inside it at the time. Taylor started to make comments about one of the women's two children before allegedly asking if she could buy him for $250,000.

What on earth. The mother refused her offer and Taylor pressed further. She increased the offer to $500,000 and allegedly threatened to just take the end for. This is according to Harris County Sheriff's Office. Deputy said the mother still refused and was able to leave the store with her children safely. Then she notified authorities of what had happened. Taylor, Rebecca Taylor I was talking about, was arrested and charged with sale or purchase of a child, a third-degree felony in Texas.

That is from K-S-A-T. Now, I want to ask you if you were in a store, because I would just assume this was a, if somebody came up, I said, I want to buy your kid, I would assume that was a joke. Yeah, I would think like, they're on there's a drunk. Yes, like mentally something. off, they're not serious. Yeah, that would be my first thought. That would be my first thought. But then I would have to know that stuff like this actually does happen and it's better to report it than to not and hopefully prevent it from actually

happening. I agree on it happens way more than we know it. I think I saw something yesterday that said that there are more humans being trafficked today in America than back whenever slavery was legal. Wow. Yeah, and they're seeing numbers. I actually, January's Human Trafficking Awareness Month, so I'm having an organization, the Refuge Ranch, on my podcast this week,

and I did the interview yesterday, and you would be shocked to know how much of it. A lot of people think even the kids that are being trafficked are coming from other countries, but it's not. And some of them are from loving families. The kids are just groomed,

and then they disappear with the person they know that's trafficking them. Why this story was surprising to me is most of the times when this makes the news. It's like it's some truck stop and it's some shady-looking characters with, it just doesn't feel like someone goes up and offers a quarter million or half a million dollars for a kid in a Walmart.

In the checkout line. Yeah. Like that's, it's the only story I've seen like that where a big amount of money was being offered in just a normal place. And then it escalated quickly to like, I'm going to offer you money, which obviously, if you care about your child, you're going to be like, no, no, no, to, okay, fine, I'm just going to take your child, which is scary. I would have just thought they were on drugs.

or something. Yeah. And so I didn't bring it up because it is kind of feeling to talk about it. However, this is a real thing happening. Yeah. Way more than we know, even the people that know are like, we probably still have no idea how rampant this is. Very correct. And also they say during the pandemic, things were getting so bad, but numbers were actually

down because cases weren't being reported because the number one way that they find out of things is like through teachers who know how to look for signs in kids at school. And they weren't, they didn't, kids were at home and they were online more. And so anyway, now that kids are resuming school and normal activities, numbers are rising back up. But the numbers were still high. That just reports were low. All right. That's the news.

Close it up. Those were Bobby's Big. Stories. Let's go over. I would like to talk to Rick in Arkansas. Rick, welcome to the show. What's going on, buddy? Morning studio.

Morning. Hey, so I kind of want to touch base on the men's lace underwear. Yeah. I mean, really, what are we doing, guys? How are you going to be a man's man wearing lace underwear? I agree. I agree with you. I didn't say we wanted to do this.

I don't want to do this. I'm embarrassed already. If we're putting something on the wheel, we don't want to do it. So are you talking about us or are you talking about society? No, just society. Okay. Yeah, good. I mean, can you picture, you know, you're going a day, you're with a man's man, not any of you guys, I would assume.

But, you know, the ladies say going to date, he's a man's man, they get to the bedroom, and boom, flowery-laced underwear. Where do you go with that? Well, what if we normalized men wanting to wear more comfortable things? Good luck with that. You should. I don't know that this is going to be comfortable. We're going to find out. Someone's gonna find it.

Next segment, we'll bring the wheel in. What happened about 25 minutes ago was we read a story about how they're making men's lace underwear now. And you can order like a three pack for 35 bucks. And I don't know what it feels like to wear lace. And I asked if anyone on the show would like, and no one wanted to do this. So we're gonna spin the wheel. And I believe it comes in packs of three. So whomever loses has to wear it over three.

Oh, wow. I'm looking at. I mean, it's frilly lace. Yeah? Yeah. Mike has got a picture up of it. Oh, man. It's like see-through on the back.

It's a frilly lace. Yeah. Yeah. That's disgusting, man. How long until we get this in, Mike, if we order it? Oh, they're out of stock. That's okay. Well, we'll spend the well and we'll wait for it. Okay, Rick, as you can hear, none of us want to wear it. I mean, out of stock has to say something.

Hey, it's probably, they probably made like 10. The person who gets it is secretly like, oh, I hate it. And they're ordering more. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University. an affordable private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it.

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It's going just fine. Good morning, studio. Morning. I find that so funny. What's going on? What you? My thought is the bit about the lace underwear, it comes in a pack of three. And Amy said that all three of you guys are pretty much the same size. So why don't you all three wear them?

We're not the same size, though. Amy just didn't want to comment on people's bodies. She did. Then she pulled back real quick. It's stretched. It can fit. Who's a large? I mean, comfortably.

Comfortably, probably a large. Maybe lunchbox. Really? Comfortably And I could go big small or medium Like a big small or medium So we're just I don't like to

What in the A big small? It's like T-shirts I can wear small t-shirts As long as they're on the larger side of small Same as underwear? Yeah if I have to

If I have to If I have to Okay All right let's do this Let's spin the wheel Whoever it lands on We'll order the box of three lacy's They'll have to wear them for three days in a row

And they have flowers on them They do Do we need another practice spin? Nope Here we go Let's spin that wheel Come on It's all the guys on the show

On a wheel Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Eddie Eddie My one ring

Eddie Eddie It was meant to be My wife is going to kill you I didn't want to see me in lingerie. You never know. So does she see you? But has she seen you before?

Yeah. And now you know that. No. Then how long have you been married? 16 years. Maybe this is just a spark to bring the fire back. It's not good, dude. So we'll order them.

Oh my gosh. We have no idea when they're going to come in because they're out of stock right now. But as soon as they're here, what size you want, buddy? Large. Let's go large. Comfortable large. You want small large or big large? Yeah, smaller large, smaller large, yeah.

This is not good. All right, so Eddie lost. Nice job, Eddie. Oh, I was only one spot away. Yes. All right, here are you top songs in country music this week. At number three, Morgan Wallin, sand in my boots. Chris Stapleton at number two with You Should Probably Leave.

And the number one song this week is from Jordan, and Luke Bryan by dirt. By dirt. Find the one you can't live without. Get a ring, let your knee hit the ground. Do what you love but call it work. And throw a little money in the place. So congratulations to Jordan Davis and Luke Bryan.

The number one pop song, Glass Animals, Heat Waves. Sometimes all I think about is you. Late night in the middle of June. Heat waves been freaking me out. Can't make you happy. Make you happy. So good.

That's a good one. Those are your biggest songs. You can now get your ice cream with vodka in it. Oh. Would you eat ice cream? Let's say all the girls are going out. You're like, let's get crazy tonight. I mean, sure.

I try it. Could you get drunk through ice cream? I don't. I guess you, if vodka, I don't know how much vodka they're putting in there. A company has created a vodka infused ice cream. The new line of frozen dessert from Arctic Buzz includes six flavors. they list them off. They have two times the alcohol content of typical beer.

Oh, man. So 8.6 to 8.9%. They cost about five bucks each. You can't buy it online, because it's alcohol, but it'll show you the states and locations so you can go find it. Okay, well, then, so yeah. So what we're going to do is we're going to spend the will

and the person I see 20 of these. Well, that's fun. Oh, 20. No, I'm kidding. But would you get, that way you could eat ice cream and no one know you're drinking. Oh, yeah. You and all the kids could eat ice cream.

So sneaky. And you're having vodka ice cream. Mommy's ice cream. Yeah. Until you're gone and they eat it by accident. And then you're like, oh, shoot. Okay, before you get on the stage, Eddie, I want you to listen to this clip. Okay.

Because we're going to see if this technique works for falling asleep in two minutes. Here's the TikTok audio. First, you need to calm your body and systematically relax and shut down each part of your body from head to toe literally. Start by relaxing the muscles in your forehead. Relax your eyes, your cheeks, your jaw, and focus on your breathing. Imagine this warm sensation going from your head all the way down to your fingertips. Now take a deep breath and slowly exhale, relaxing your chest, your stomach down to your thighs, knees, legs, and feet. At any time when you start thinking of anything else or you start getting distracted, repeat these words for 10 seconds.

Don't think. Don't think. Okay. Are you gonna be doing the talking though? I'll walk you through it. Thank you. I like your voice better Oh, I found his to be soothing. I did feel like the calm app a little bit that guy. Do you have headphones? I do. I'm listening. Eddie's gonna walk over to the stage. Now this is a-oh, that microphone's so loud. It's like hissing. This is a military technique. Eddie is on the ground. Can you turn him down a little bit? All right, Eddie, you down? Should we turn the lights down a little bit? Oh, yes, because they're bright. But don't you have to be? You have to be. Isn't it like... What?

Well, I don't know. Just like any condition you should be able to fall asleep. Okay. Eddie, can you hear me? Yes. Why are you talking? Can you give me some...

I don't know. I'm just trying to relax a little bit. Can you give me some sort of slow music, please? All right, Eddie. No, you got can't... We got two minutes here. From... I'm going to talk to you for 20 seconds

and the timer starts, okay? If people are driving, they should not follow along. I don't think they are. You have to lay down to be able to do this. Oh. Yeah, here we go. Eddie, are you down? Yeah, the lights are still up.

We can't go all the way dark, then we can't see you on camera. Okay. All right, close your eyes. Relax your forehead. Relax your nose. Relax your lips and chin. Relaxed your chest. Fill a warm light coming through the top of your head down through your feet.

Your legs are now relaxed. Let all the energy flow out of the bottom of your feet. There are a lot of thoughts racing through your head, but now think nothing. Literally think nothing. As images try to come into your head, just push them out. your breaths are getting deeper. Your chest is becoming more relaxed. Any tension is falling out of your face and your cheeks.

Nothing. Your breaths are getting longer. Is that for real? No, it's not for real. No! I don't know. You have me for a second. You have me for a second.

Everything you were saying, it was the opposite. You're like, think nothing. I can't stop thinking, bones. You're like, your chest is relaxing. No, it's not. It's getting tighter. All right. Well, you'd never make it in the military.

buddy. I thought for a second he fell asleep. We all looked at each other in the room like is this real or is this fake? I know. That was funny. And do you really snore like that? No, I have no idea. Maybe. You would know if you snore. Yeah. Do you know, somebody has to tell me. Your wife would tell you if you snore. I mean, she doesn't say that I snore. It's not like I'm allowed snore or anything. Do you think that could work though if you're at home in bed? Oh yeah. And honestly, I think I needed someone other than you. Why? I did great. You know, you did great, but it's just I was making myself fall asleep. All I hear is you going like. Was that two sexy. Is that probably what it was? Yes.

Yes. You talking like that weirded me out. Let's talk to Brittany in Oklahoma who is on the phone. Brittany, you're on the show. What's going on? Oh my gosh. Good morning, studio. Morning.

I just wanted to say I know you've been looking for your youngest listeners. I'm 20. Nice. You what's she number four? Yeah. Four or five? Four or five. Well, thank you. Yes.

What else would you like to say? Yes. I just love your show. Thank you. I'm so nervous. Where do you live in? Oh, that's okay. Don't be nervous.

Where do you live in Oklahoma? I'm from prior. I'm kind of by Tulsa. Well, if you're nervous, I remove all thoughts. Let you. Yeah. I was like listening.

I was like, man, I might fall asleep. Did you think Eddie was really asleep for a second or no? It would have been. He could have been for a second. Yeah, I thought so. That snoring at you guys? Yeah, we got it. Yeah, we got it.

All right, well, Brittany, thank you for the call. I hope you have an awesome day. Thank you, you too. All right, bye-bye. Let's go over and talk to Lacey and Fort Campbell. Lacey, what's going on? Hey, so I was just calling in about the military sleeping technique. Yeah.

I don't think it has anything to do with meditation. I think it's just that we're so used and abused and exhausted that we can fall asleep anywhere anytime. Well, maybe we do that on tomorrow's show. Let's use, abuse, and exhaust Eddie and then just see if we'll fall asleep. Yeah. Well, thank you for the call.

I appreciate that. Have a great day. Thanks for serving. You too. Bye. See you later. Let's do Savannah in Arizona, who's on the phone. Hi, Savannah.

How are you? Good. How are you? Morning studio. Morning. So I just had a little tell me something good. Personal, tell me something good. All right.

My husband is a semi-truck driver. He drives an 18-wheeler for a living military vet, but now he drives an 18-wheeler. And yesterday, unfortunately, he got into a car accident. Another car hit him head-on. And he was about four or five hours away from our house. And I have a 3-year-old and a 7-year-old. I have to take to school every morning. and the Arizona State Trooper that stopped at his accident drove him two and a half hours closer to me,

even though he lived four hours in the opposite direction. Wow. How is your husband, by the way? He's at home right now. He's pretty sore. Actually, I'm going to make him go in and get checked out again today. He got checked out by EMTs on site, no serious injuries, but he's pretty hurting today.

Do you remember the police officer who helped him? Do you remember his name? I know he said it was Smith. That's all he could really remember. Oh, boy. I have a picture of my husband with him. I could send to the show if you'd like. There's a lot of Smiths out there.

Yeah. Sure, I'll put you on hold. I mean, I don't know. Does the officer want his picture put up? That's the only thing that I wonder about. But I'll put you on hold, and we'll let you talk to Abby, and we'll organize that,

and if the police officer would like to be featured, we'd be happy to feature him. Officer Smith. Okay. You know who you are. Officer Smith. You did it. It's like the most common name.

There's a lot of those. All right, thank you guys for hanging out. Call us if you want questions or comments. 877-Bobby. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes up to us from Cape Coral, Florida.

A 28-year-old man was eating at Waffle House. His bacon came out, and it wasn't. crispy enough. So he gets mad, slams the bacon down, takes off his shirt, you need to cook the blanking bacon right! They called police and he was arrested and charged with public intoxication.

Yeah, he's drunk, obviously. Or just very passionate about bacon. I mean, it needs to be crispy, right? It does have to be just right. Wait, so how do you prefer your bacon, though? Baked in the oven. What? I just meant like how crispy versus how... Go ahead. Well, no, oven baked versus pan fried as

way better, and it's also less mess to clean up. And you got to do it at 400 for 15 and a half minutes. Okay, Eddie? I'm just going to keep it simple bones. I want it crispy. Very crispy. See, I like it. If crispy, if really crispy's at 10, I like mine at like a 4.5.

Oh. A little soggy? Yeah, a little soggy. Huh. Yeah. Like soggy in the middle, crispy on the ends? I don't need crispy at all. Oh.

I don't need crispy at all. Not really. Also, the guy took his shirt off, which is how you would know he was drunk. Yes. That's the first thing a drunk guy does, right? Sure. Take a shirt off.

He wanted to fight. Over bacon. Yes. All right, thank you. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Whenever I was playing football in junior high, we had, it was like axed body spray, but it was just deodorant in a can, like aerosol can.

And what you would do, and I never did this because I just wasn't tough, but the kids, you'd see how long you could spray it on yourself until it burnt you. Dumb. It was a TikTok dumb trend before we had. TikTok. For some reason we started doing it. But it would like freeze the skin until it burned. Well there was a kid who was doing this with Axe Body Spray now

and he lost his nipples because they basically broke off. Oh my gosh. That's awful. He was spraying and feeling like nothing had happened. He was like man that's so cold. And then he went to his next class because he was doing it at school.

And he was bleeding through his shirt and he was like yeah and he flicked his nipple and broke off. Okay. Nipple broke off because he froze it. That's crazy. The only thing I can picture is like your hair freezing. You could break off like a piece of hair if you've been outside a long time.

When I was doing breaking Bobby Bowens, we were in like Northern Iowa in the middle of winter. And I had little hairs breaking off because they had frozen. Wow. But a nipple? That's nuts. He flicked it. That's crazy. He flicked a nipple and it broke off.

The nippleless boy told everyone what happened and described it as having a wart removed. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Now it's just raw exposed skin. It's from the mirror. But how is these... Okay, why do you guys have nipples anyway, right? That's a good question. I have nipples.

Can you milk me? They say we can feed babies. They say it's possible. Yeah, we tried that once. We tried that once. I brought in my sister's milk maker. What's that called? The breast pump.

And we put it on... Our old producer Carlos tried to milk himself. And nothing came out. Nope. Okay. No, we even had them think maternal things too. Like, come on, man, focus. Like, you have to save a baby.

Come on, man. It's the only chance for this baby to eat. Okay, thank you. We'll see you tomorrow. Have a great day. And until Wednesday, goodbye, friends. This is the Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones.

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