The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Reveals Photos Of Baby Box + Raymundo Attempts To Touch Basketball Rim

Episode Date: August 29, 2018

Today is Baby Box’s due date, so Lunchbox finally revealed photos of him! Also, Producer Raymundo, who is 5’6, attempts to touch the basketball rim to win Bobby’s money. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Bobby Ball. To the Wednesday show. Good morning, Studio. Morning. Hey. Amy, how are you today? Good. How are you?

Good. Lunchbox. You got over there, buddy? Absolutely fantastic. All right, everybody's here. You know, I was reading a story about Netflix this morning, and I'm a big Netflix guy. But three million people still get Netflix DVDs in the mail. And for those that are young, like Morgan No, 2, who's 24 years old, did you know Netflix started as a you sign up and they send you DVD service?

No, I didn't like kind of like Red Box. Sort of. So what Netflix started as was it literally, the streaming thing didn't exist. It was, you go to Netflix.com and you click on the movies you like, you put them in Q, and they mail it to you. And then after you watch it, you send it back, and they send you your next one in Q. I had no idea that. Tony Express type stuff, huh?

You didn't know that at all? No, I mean, I don't even, I use Red Box, but that was probably the extent of DVDs. Three million people still get DVDs in the mail from Netflix. They have 130 million streaming subscribers. I'm amazed that three million people still get DVDs. My mom and dad. are two of those three million. Really?

Yep, nice tip. My mom goes online, orders them and they come like five days later, I feel like. And that was such a revolutionary thing. So cool. And they were doing video games for a while, too. That's right.

And now they're their own video game. People that do it, but you can get video games as well. So smart. But I try to convince my mom. Mom, you can watch it right then. Like, if you see a movie you want, you can get on your TV and she's like,

no, I just like getting it in the mail. It's just so much more. I don't have time to watch it right then, so why not order it? The crazy thing was, Netflix started as a movie service, too. I don't watch any movies on Netflix. I watch TV shows on Netflix.

Oh, I see what you're saying. I mean, it's all mood. But do you guys watch movies on Netflix? I guess I watch Anvil, that documentary about the band, Anvil. Oh, yeah. Older movies, I guess. Yeah, there's really no new releases. I think Black Panther's coming on Netflix for the next month or so.

Who hasn't seen Black Panther? Me? I haven't. Oh, you guys. So good. And you don't have to go to the theater and sit in germ seats. Well, you're weird. I like the theater.

But now I have a child so the theater doesn't exist. Oh, is that true? Yeah, you don't get to go to theater? Oh. Yeah. How can you play rock soccer, but you don't get to go to theaters? Well, I guess I could go by myself, or I could leave the kid at home with the wife and I could go and leave the baby. That's true.

Or really, the baby sleeps. I mean, we could take the baby in a car seat. You can't take the baby. Why? Because the minute he starts crying. Yeah, the wife would have to go outside the theater. Why, why not you? Well, because I don't want to miss the movie.

Oh, of course. Yeah. All right. Welcome to the show today, everybody. of Bobby Bohn's show. Big three stories. It's producer Ramundo in California, a 4.4 magnitude earthquake hit near L.A.

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And finally, in weather news, tons of rain in the south and Midwest. Some of those storms are going to bring hail and damaging wins. I'm talking about lunchbox and his baby, and even on the show he's talking about how his baby starts crying. He does not leave in the place, are you? No, I have every right to be there just like you.

You're on the air, Evan in Oklahoma. How are you? Good, how are you? Hey, what are you? Hey, what are you? You know, I was listening, and I was just thinking, wait, wasn't it like a week ago we were complaining about babies on the play? His lunchbox was, yes.

Right, so now that it's more convenient to him, now that he has a child, it's a little bit of a different story. You know, kind of when you kind of grow into having your own children. What are you thinking about? Yeah, well, that's what life is about is making it convenient for me. Obviously, no, but the same thing is, you know, I'm a dad of three boys, and so there's a lot of things that I know that I do different now that I wouldn't have done before having three boys.

And how do you feel about lunchbox saying he's just going to stay in a restaurant or movie theater if his kid cries? You know, I mean, that's pretty tough. I mean, we got to be examples and also be mindful of people around us. So, you know, I think there's ways we can take care of it, but still be a parent, but still be considerate of others. Well, I appreciate you. Thank you very much. And no problem.

How's it going with the baby, by the way, in the bedroom? Oh, baby's going great. I mean, we got the noise machine on, and I don't hear anything. Now, that noise machine drowns out everything. My wife still wakes up with every little noise and rolls over and makes sure he's okay. Me, I don't even notice. Jeff? Yeah.

Welcome, bud. Hey, how are you guys? Good. What do you want to say? I was just curious how a lunchbox had trouble with the baby cooing at night. He couldn't sleep at all, but now he's totally okay with his kid going crazy why he's trying to eat his dinner and a restaurant was already enough commotion. Well, yeah, because I'm awake.

I just, I don't mind if he makes noise when I'm awake. It's just when I'm sleeping is the noise bothering. When I'm awake, hey, have fun. Because when I'm at dinner, there's other people that are having a dinner party and they're loud. You don't ask them to go outside. Yeah, but you go out to dinner with your wife for your significant other to go have a peaceful time and talk and, you know, enjoy each other's evening and then your child's over there making a commotion.

I'm with Amy. I mean, just take a step outside. Usually they just want to be picked up and held for a minute. I mean, here's the thing. If you got a problem, you step outside. I mean, my baby, you know, it'll be quiet out there. Go enjoy the stars with your significant other. Jeff, thank you for the call. I guess you up the baby for you. Jeff, thank you for calling.

Jeff thinks he's funny now. Did you hear what he said? Jeff, she was talking with us. No, did you hear what Jeff said? He said, oh, I could pick up the baby for you. And then he laughed at his own joke. That wouldn't even funny. Amy, what would you like to say about this before we end this topic?

I just think Lunchbox really needs to consider taking his baby outside. And if I was his wife, I would, I would just, some of the things he says, I'd be mortified. My wife is so proud of me. and she walks around like, I'm a badge of honor. Like, man, look what I got. Have you a trophy husband, you think? Oh, for sure. That's cool.

To Bobby Bones show. Over to Morgan number two. So there are five things that millennials are spending too much money on. It's homes, transportation, eating out, school, and alcohol. Can you spend too much money on homes? Yeah, you can be house broke. Where you buy an expensive house to look cool, then you can't do anything, you just have to sit in your house because you can't afford

anything. Oh, wow, no furniture. That's called house broke. I never heard that term. I didn't know that. Absolutely, because you buy outside your means and then you can't do anything else, except for literally sit in your living room and do nothing. Morgan, number two, do you do that?

I don't. If I were to buy a house, that would be me, though. I'd be trying to buy something cool and I can't afford it. Homes is number one. What else? And then transportation, so like Uber's and stuff. Or a car, like, too nice of a car? Yeah.

What would he call that? car broke can't you get the car that it parks in your driveway but you can't afford the gas what's number three eating out oh listen

I spend too much money eating out really yeah but again I cook if I cook for one it's I'm just gonna get a waste so I'm meal prep

but then if it's like something that I want later in the week I'm not gonna do cook for one and then half of it's wasteful and then I go on the road on Friday and Saturday I can't justify spending

a lot of money on something's gonna be gone in like 24 hours. Meaning. Food. Just gone. And down the toilet, literally. What do you mean food?

Like, it tastes good. You're paying a lot of money for something that tastes good, but, like, really, it's food. Like, you could have gotten the same kind of nutrients with something for $10. I don't understand your saying. So you don't buy groceries? Yeah. No, expensive food. Expensive food.

Going out to a nice restaurant. Okay. Morgan number two, what's number four? At school. Oh, yeah. A lot of people get. Who has student loans still? I'll sit down a little bit.

Raymond does. No, not me. Mine's all gone. They wiped it off the books for me. Oh, yeah, you didn't even pay yours, didn't you? Didn't even pay mine off. I still had like two or three, four thousand dollars, and they sent me a letter and said, you know what?

We're going to go ahead and take care of the rest of this for you, and they just wiped it off the books. That's the smartest thing they've ever done. Like a citizenship award or what? I don't know. It's because I paid the minimum every month. And finally they said, you know what? We're tired of dealing with you. We're tired of sending you a bill.

Here you go. Tired of dealing with them. They gave up. They gave up. And what was the last one, Morgan, number two? Alcohol. That's true. It's a big waste.

But Eddie, so you'll spend money on alcohol. Exactly. You both have money on healthy food. It's a good feeling when you drink. Down the drain. Yeah, that's down the toilet. Oh, down the same toilet too. Think about that.

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Bonehead. This story comes from Northport, Florida. A man did a good deed. He's walking through the grocery store, and he finds a wallet. He goes and turns it into customer service. Only problem is on the way up there. he opened the wallet and took the $300 of cash and put it in his pocket. They have my camera?

They got him on camera, put his picture on the news, and he was arrested. Well, so you... Oh, man. Like, he did turn the wallet over. He turned the wallet over. He said, here, I found this wallet. But what he didn't say is, hey, man, I took the $300 out of the wallet. What if he had just kept a wallet, but anyone even known?

No. How would you know? Because they don't know whose wallet that is. I mean, if you're going to do that... Yeah, either keep the wallet and throw it in the trash can if you're going to take the cash. Or just give it all back and be the good person. Yeah. Oh, man, busted.

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Bobby Bones. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's know. We're a hour away from our audio producer, Raimundo, trying to touch the rim. basketball. You're 5 foot 6 and you have promised you can touch the rim.

I've always had hops. I play basketball throughout high school and middle school, all that stuff. Are you going to go out and judge lunchbox? Oh yeah. I cannot wait to see this. An hour away. Who thinks he can do it, by the way? Five foot six inches tall.

No, what do you weigh? 175. 5-6-175. Can he touch the rim? Lunchbox. No. Eddie? No chance.

No. All right. You guys are crazy. I don't even have to dunk it. I'm just touching it. We know. We understand. Just touch it with your little tip of your finger.

That's in an hour. Okay, everybody good there? Do you think you can do it? No. That's why I made the bed. That's why I made the bed. The Bobby Bones show. You get these really vivid nightmares,

and it's not because I'm taking anything. I took nothing the last few days. I just sleep so hard that I'm finally dreaming, and sometimes I have nightmares. And I'm talking, they're hardcore nightmares. It wakes me up to the point of, now this is what I do. Last I had a nightmare.

eyeballs open. I'm breathing like that. You guys ever breathe like that when you wake up? No. No. So I'm going, and then I go, okay, that was not real, this is real. I have to have like a life check and like touch myself.

Dang. And go, this is real life right now. That was not real life because my heart's going. So I get up out of bed and I walk to the refrigerator and I get something to drink. And I walk in because I'm so OCD, I relock every door just to make sure. And then I sit on the couch. And I turn on the TV about five minutes and I walk and I go lay back in the bed and I close my eyes and go back to sleep. I try to.

Sounds terrible. It's terrible. I can't even explain how helpless you feel. It's just anxiety while sleeping. Because I don't know if you guys have suffered from real anxiety where it's uncontrollable, where your body is just reacting in a way and there's nothing you can do about it except sit there and take it. But it's that while you're sleeping. And stuff I did this morning, walk you're up like this. Is it's real?

So what's the nightmare? Like, what's happening? Somebody chasing you? Always with a gun. Always with a gun. It's just because I had incidents where people have tried to get it. It's always with a gun in some way. Either they show it to me on their belt or they're chasing me with it or they're at the door.

Sometimes my dreams are my exact house. This is the weirdest part, guys. I dream that my exact house and bedroom is happening. So when I wake up and open eyes, I'm in the same exact spot. So you can't really, you're not for sure for a few seconds what's really. and what's not. It's crazy. Dang, dude. Yeah, it's hard. It's hard. It's hard. That's like mental prison. What's happening?

It feels like that. When you have the dreams when you're in the same spot, it's frightening. And you have to touch yourself to see if like it's real? It's crazy. I really need someone to sleep with me in my room. Lunchbox. Mike D. You know, those stories, we make jokes about that. And I sit. Mike D. My point was.

Come on, man. My idea, Raymond, if you guys don't mind. Take one for the team, guys. Go. But yeah, it's a thing, man. It happened to me last night. So, yeah, I don't mind anywhere. I just wanted you guys.

And then I'm so tired when I get into work because I had to fight three hours off. I've just being like, uh, huh, huh. And maybe that's not normal. But there have got to be listeners out there that deal with this too. I'm sure somebody deals with it. And I do commercials for the gummies,

like the sequel. It's not that. I haven't taken Ziquel in like four or five days. It's not that. It's not anything. It's life. Life. I gotta, it's crazy. I'm gonna play this song. I'm done. Take a now. I ain't taking a nap. I'll come back.

At the lunchbox household, there's currently a standoff over dishes. Oh man, I cooked dinner for the wife the other night, and I figure when I cook dinner, she does the dishes. So we're at a stalemate. Dishes are in the seat, and they're not moving. Why do I, this sound familiar? Did this happen like a year ago? Oh, you mean in his life? Oh, no, no, no, I usually stalemate because she leaves the dishes, and I expect her to do the dishes. But especially after I cook, I mean, come on. The least you can do is wash the dishes.

All right, we're going to hold this first. We're going to come back. I want to hear the story, but I would just like to tell you what I'm going to say in a second. She just had your baby, you know? Okay. Is that your only argument? No, it just, that's just... I mean, but that's a big enough one.

Like, physically, your human son just dove into the world ripping out of her. And don't. She has to breastfeed. There you go. And she carried it for nine months. If you just waking up with us, Lunchbox was saying that him and his wife, they're fighting over the dishes, right?

Well, we're at a stalemate. I don't even know if she realizes it's a fight, but I cooked dinner like four nights ago, and so I figured she would do the dishes. Well, since then, they've been sitting in the sink, and I'm not touching them. She's not touching him,

so it's an old-fashioned showdown. So there hasn't been communication that you're upset about it. Nope. You've just been quiet. She may not even know. Oh, she knows. She knows when I cook, she should be cleaning.

Courtney in North Carolina, what do you think about this? Well, don't do what my husband did. What did? When I went to do him and he went doing him, he just threw him away. Oh, he threw the dishes away. Hey, that's not a terrible solution. I mean, it's not the most cost efficient. He just threw the dishes away.

How does that fight end up happening when it does happen? because eventually they had to pop, right? It was awful. I had a big amount of the trash and washed them. Okay, so you got him out. Oh, man. So he won. I guess.

She ended up washing them. But really, what do you win from that? Nothing. Now, she's resentful. She called a radio show. She's bad-mouthed in the end. I never went office now because of this. Thank you for the call.

Hey, Lori in Massachusetts, you're on. Hi. Hey, what do you think? Well, well, I wash, dry, full laundry. All he has to do is put his away. He doesn't. It sits on our bed.

I end up getting in bed and leaving it between us. I don't put it away. You get in the bed and the laundry stays in between you two because neither one of you will put it away. Well, I put mine away. Wow. You will sleep with laundry in your bed. Both of you. And I can't assign blame to anyone.

I don't know what your life's like. I don't know the dynamic, but you will sleep with laundry in your bed instead of putting it away. That's commitment. I almost respect that. You're just so committed to the cause. Wow. Thank you for that one.

You have some good stuff here. Trevor and Mississippi. Hey, Hey, buddy. Me and my wife were constantly fighting about dirty clothes on the floor. That we knocked on the floor probably about two months ago that are still sitting there. You're telling me that it's been over 60 days. and there's still dirty clothes on the floor

that neither of you will pick up because you are arguing about who's going to pick it up? Pretty much. We can't figure out who knocked it on the floor, so we're just leaving it there until one of those kids. What did it just be easier? Trevor, let me ask you this. And I would like for you to follow up with us tomorrow if you can.

And please, just humor me for this one conversation, okay, Trevor? Okay. Today, go pick it all up. Just follow me. I know a little bit of your heart hurts when I say this. I know a little bit of your pride. But again, read the Bible. Pride is the worst.

It's the worst. It's the sin you said. It is. Absolutely. But listen to me, if you'll just do this and call me tomorrow, pick it all up. And don't say anything about it. Hey, get Trevor's number because I want to follow up tomorrow, please, Raymond. Pick it all up, put it away, and don't say a word about it.

And just go about your life. You're probably going to be out 45 seconds of your life. And I bet you that you'll just be happier because of it. And I would like to know if she even notices, if she says anything, will you please do this me today, Trevor? Yes, I will. Okay. I'm going to put you on hold, and tomorrow I want to check back in. So can you talk to us tomorrow on the same time?

Oh, yeah. Okay, they've been fighting about dirty clothes on the floor for two months. Nobody will pick it up. All I want to do is prove that it takes no effort to pick it up, and it's just not worth that a little bit of stress that's always sitting in the back of your throat, like, oh, how are you going to pick it up? It's not worth it. Okay.

Trevor Hold, he has lunchbox. You just asked him to lose. That's not a lose. Lose on purpose. But if you lose the back. battle to win the war and the war is life and love. Aren't you winning? And then you said, don't say anything about it?

Don't say anything about it. You've got to brag about it the first second she walks in the door. Look what I did! This is the experiment that we're doing. Amy, does that experiment sound good to you? We kind of have it going. Everybody good about that? Okay. Some dude flipped me off this morning. I know. And I really wasn't doing anything wrong. I mean... Really anything wrong?

I don't feel I was. I'm a great driver. As far as... I am aware all the time. I'm courteous. I blinker. Sometimes you're a little slow. No, no, no. I blinker. I'm not slow.

I do stay the speed limit. Maybe three over. But I'm driving in their two lanes. And both lanes are full of cars. And in the right lane, I'm just sitting. By the way, guys, it's still dark when I'm driving to work. So it's not like rush hour traffic. And I'm sitting in the right lane.

Or you can also take a ride on the street. street. Okay. And the guy behind me is like, hong, gong, gong, gong, go. Now I'm sitting at the red light going forward. I don't have to turn right sitting in the right lane. That right lane is not just for people turning right. Right.

And so I don't turn right. I drive through and then he decides to slam and drive and drive up beside me and stick his finger out the window and flip me off. And then he stops and goes back in his own way. I didn't do anything wrong. Yeah. And he drives a huge truck so you know he has problems with his manhood because it's a huge truck.

It's too big. Like, I'm okay with a big truck, but when it's too big, you're trying to overcompensate. Yeah. Go ahead. And then the fact that he acts like that towards you. Yeah, he's a 12-year-old in his heart. Yeah. He definitely woke up.

I mean, he put his finger right out of the window, almost to my window. I wanted me to make sure I saw it. So how did you react? I just waved at him. I was like, hey, dude. What happens when someone shows me any sort of aggression, I try to act like I see them, but I don't see the aggression because that makes him even matter. It's like if your enemy does something mean to you, kill him with kindness back,

and it drives him even crazier because he puts that big old middle finger out and I was like, hey, well, good morning to you. You're like, nice truck. Yeah, but I sure got the finger, the middle. So what are you going to say, lunchbox? You did something wrong. You are that guy that pulls up in the right lane

and doesn't turn right. That is the most annoying thing when you're trying to go somewhere in traffic. There are two lanes. You don't have to go right. It wasn't like a middle lane where you have to go to the left. That's the designated lane.

The lanes on the road to go forward. The road continued to go forward in front of me. And so, and again, we were probably there 20 seconds. Total. Yeah. It's really not. There's more annoying things in life for sure. If I would have done something wrong, because sometimes I'll pull on the middle, and it's like people are driving through and you pull out too far in the middle and you're just stuck in the middle. And people want to get through and you can't because your car is sitting there in the middle of the road. And you're like, I'm so sorry. And you feel like that emoji that goes like with the teeth. Like, ugh. I do that. And it's my bad. And I put my hands up and I just.

I surrender and I go, I'm sorry everybody. This one's on me. But this wasn't my fault. Boy, he hit me with that middle finger though. His license plate number is four. Get him. Get him. That's all right.

Try to get him back with that smile. I shot a smile at him. Here's the story, Amy. A skydiver spends three hours stuck 70 feet above the ground because they crashed into a tree. She panicked and she landed in a tree and just hung there. Yeah. That's awful, but would totally happen to me. Abby Lacey said she panicked during her first solo skydive, crashed into a tree.

She lost radio communication with the ground person and pulled the brakes on the parachute, which kind of air brakes, and it caused her to crash into the tree 70 feet above the ground. She was stuck in a tree, and the firefighters had to come see her and cut her down. I skydive once, and I did tandem where I was attached to a woman who was much smaller than me, too. And so I was kind of like the big guy. And I was up front, which was kind of weird. It's awkward. But just because I was bigger.

I was bigger and I was up front. I was like I was giving her a piggyback ride, but she was controlling all the things. Let me tell you, I hate this guy diving too. I hate it going up. I hate it coming down. I hated all of it. It was not for me. But I did it because I was trying to face a fear.

But, man, when I landed on that ground, I kissed the ground. Not figuratively. I literally kissed the ground because I landed in grass and was like, thank you God. And nobody knew I went skydiving. tell anybody and then I started texting people I was like hey just went skydiving what and the week you know and lunchbox site yeah yeah we went like the week before it invited you you're like nah I don't want to go and then you went by yourself I had to go and fight a fear you know we went for amy's birthday yep 30 when I turned 30 oh wow that was like 15 years ago huh yeah good times

just kidding just kidding like seven years ago to be fair seven years ago but yeah she got stuck in a tree Would you recommend people to go skydiving, Amy? Yeah, I recommend it. I, too, I'm scared of heights. It's not really my favorite. But if you're tandem and someone else's control and you trust them, it actually is pretty fun once you land. Once you land.

I know. I had a video of me skydiving. Not even a video, like a digital deal. Oh, yeah. And someone broke into my house. And when they did, they stole everything. And they stole that. Why?

They're probably watching it. It was in your, because it was in your Xbox machine. or whatever, and they took that, and that's why. Hey, Mimo. Your Xbox machine? What's it called? You're a video game player. First of all, it was the PlayStation 3.

However, the Xbox machine. Just called an Xbox. Yeah. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So about a year ago, Hurricane Irma slammed the Virgin Islands, destroying Patricia and Frank Rafa's home.

So after the storm, they relocated to North Carolina to live with their daughter. And that was definitely a good idea because in North Carolina, they just won the lottery. Oh, my goodness. Are you kidding me? Yeah, they won $325,000 after buying a $1 ticket, which is pretty amazing. And they just called it a miracle and said that it's going to let them get a new home and pick up the pieces. Good for them.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bonson. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. It's the 30 Second Skinny. Scotty McCreery. recently got married and he's been getting wedding gifts from his fans. He says the best one was a Roomba for his house.

Oh, he's actually calling fans out going, I like it, send more. That's his secret message, like my favorite one. So now, and he has some hardcore fans, he's like, who can beat the Roomba? Yeah, good for him. Florida Georgia Line is set to headline the world's biggest U.S.O tour. It's a one-night-only event live streamed to service members and their families. I get for them. Chris Stapleton leads this year's CMA Award nominations with five nods.

So other artists that land in multiple nominations include Jason Aldeen, Dan and Shea, Miranda Lambert, Keith Urban, and a few others. Well, and I guess if I'm being nitpicky here, I think Dan from Dan and Shea actually is up for five because he has a producer, like a credit too on one of those. But yes, you're right. But also, I think you have to lump Dan from Dan from. Dan and Shea in there, who, yeah, good for Chris, good for everybody. You know, I was looking at them, and it's so hard for us because we're friends with so many of

them to go, I feel this should win. But listen, I just say what I think, regardless. And everyone kept saying, who are the snubs? And since it's a, what happens is there are thousands of people that vote on this. It's not a governing body that picks these five people. It's Amy gets to vote. I don't know if you did, but you're one of the people. There are people all over the country that vote for this.

and I feel like Kane Brown got snubbed. If there's one person that deserved it that wasn't up for song or new artist, I feel like Kane Brown kind of got, yeah, should have been in that mix. And by song, you mean heaven? Well, I don't know, I don't, listen, or new artist, frankly.

Okay. I feel like heaven is such a good song. I was looking over it, and I don't like to do who was snubbed because, again, it's all just favorite, which favorite, so nobody's wrong. And I wouldn't pull anyone out, but I feel like Kane Brown kind of got jobbed in the whole thing. So that being said, I think Garth should have been for entertainer of the year.

And he wasn't. So there are always people that are left out. And then people were like, what about the show? Because they do radio ones. We won last year, so we couldn't win this year. They have a thing where you can't win every year. So there's that. But there you go.

Chris Ableton, he will win male vocalists of the year for sure. I don't know what else he's out for. There you go. Morgan number two. Is that it? Yep, Morgan number two. That's the skinny. There you have it.

I'm going to go talk to Lunchbox who's out on the streets now. I guess he's on the way to the basketball gym. Hey, Ed. What up? What up, babe. No, no, no, we're not going back to that. What's up? You know what you did?

We're not doing that anymore. That's like, that was so six months ago and everybody thought it ran its course. Okay, well, Lunchbox is going to the gym because Raymond, our audio producer, at five foot, six inches tall. And that's in shoes, claims that he can touch. the rim, which I've made a money bet with him. So where are you guys now? I can see the gym. We're stuck in a red light. We're probably two blocks from the gym. And just so you know, Ray has dressed up. He has a cut off sleeve over his head like basketball

players wear in practice. I don't know what he's doing. Trying to be like an athlete. For one jump? He's doing all this for one jump? Yep. Okay. So we'll check in with you and him in a second. I'll go ahead and hit this like 15 second thing. We'll come back. Lunchbox is on the street. Is it an indoor or outdoor gym, lunchbox? It's an indoor because he said, oh, the wind could hold me back if we do it outdoor. That's true.

He's a wee little fella, so the wind could definitely blow him down, especially if the wind's blowing from up to down, like blowing straight toward the ground. It'll blow him down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show.

That's right. Amy, over to you with the Morning Corny before we get over the basketball thing. The Morning Corny! Did you hear about the guy that got arrested for stealing hay? No, I didn't. He made bail.

That's pretty good. Bale of hay. That was the Morning Corny. I think we all got it. That's a good one, huh? That's solid. Our audio producer's name is Ray. Otherwise knows Raymond. otherwise known as Ray Mundo

because he got his 23 and me test back and apparently there was a little dabble of him that was Latino so he likes to be known as Ray Mundo so Ray Mundo is out of the gym now he's 5 foot 6 inches tall and we've made a bet I don't think he can touch the rim he does

and he's on the phone right now Ramundo there he is how are you good this morning you there? Yeah yeah now you're looking at the rim how you feeling great looking 10 feet high

I mean, this is a rim I've touched tons of times in my life just trying to prove it to all you guys right now. And so how many jumps are you getting, try to touch the rim? Getting three attempts. The first one, I'm just going to do the backboard. I'm not going to go all out, and then I'm trying to touch that rim.

Okay, so on the first jump, you're not even trying for the rim. No, the first thing you're going to hear is me hitting the backboard. I'm just going to slap it like we used to do in practice. And you are five foot, six inches tall. Yeah, yeah, but I can jump easily three to four feet in the air. Okay, if you can hand the phone over to lunchbox, please.

That'd be nice. All right, here's lunch. Can I tell you something? Yeah, please. He is 5'6, right? Yeah. And a basketball goal is 10 feet. He goes, I can easily jump four feet.

That's still not tall enough to touch the rim. Okay, well, let's listen to on jump number one where he's not going to touch the rim, right? And this is up on Facebook Live? Yeah, we're on Facebook Live right now. Okay, are you ready for jump number one? Jump number one. I'll be listening in. Go ahead.

All right. He's going to go from right above the free throw line. On the count of three, one, two, three, he runs, he runs, and he barely, barely touched the bottom of the backboard. So he barely touches the backboard. Okay, let's check in with him real quick. Now, here you go, here go, here go. Yo. How do you feel after one jump, buddy?

That was awesome. I went about probably 60% and just slap that backboard real simple. All right, what are you going to do on jump two? Jump two. I'm going to try and get that rim. Okay, so here we got to do jump two. I have a bet $50. But if Ray wins, I have to pay him double.

So it's called 2 to 1. So, okay, Raymondo, are you ready here? This is jump number 2, 5-5.6 inches tall. Yep, giving the phone to launch. Here you go. Okay, here we go. Okay, are we ready? Yeah, we're ready.

Do you want to get a longer buildup or you... Same distance. Okay, he's going from right outside the three-point line. And whenever you're ready, one, two, three, go. He's running, running. Short step, short step. Oh my goodness, he got the bottom of the net. He got the bottom of the net.

Wait, there's a long difference between the bottom of the net and the rim. He did not get the rim my jump, too? Not even close. I thought, like, the way he built up, I thought he was going to jump up, and then he got caught his hand in the bottom of the net, and now he's shaking his hand, he's hurting, and he's not looking to confidence. Amir, are you watching on Facebook Live? Yeah.

Okay, hey, put him on. We got one more jump here. Here we go, here we go. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. How you feel, Raymondo? Five foot six inches tall. You're not even close. I just watched on Facebook.

Ah, I can get rid of this one. I got the rim, man. I was about a foot away. Oh, that's a... You don't think he's put away, Mike? You know. You want to do it now? You want to stretch your legs out and play a song.

I can stretch the legs out if you want to. Okay, we'll come back for his final jump. He's going to touch the rim. Hey, lunchbox, don't let him do any practice jumps. There we go. Our audio producer, all five foot, six inches of him, Ramundo is the basketball court right now. He claimed he could touch the rim in three jumps.

He jumped twice. Hasn't even been close. But he said he's been saving it for the final jump. Is that accurate, Raimundo? Yeah, absolutely. And I was thinking about ditching the chain. Last couple times I've been jumping in the face. Oh, and think about your chain hitting you in the face,

which probably not only weighs you down, but is hitting you in the face when you jump. Amy, I didn't think about that, did you? Yeah, me neither. You should take that off. Take that off, Ramundo. Okay, I'm taking the chain off. Here, I'm handing the phone to lunchbox here.

Okay. I think that's probably it. It's got to be the chain. One final jump. The chain is what's holding him back. Let me tell you. Any chance he hits the rim, lunchbox, on this jump? There isn't a chance in the world. You could bet him 100 to 1 and you would win.

There is no chance. Unless he gets a ladder and a tramplee, he is not getting anywhere close to the room. Is he ready to go for the final jump? Are you ready? Do you want to, do you want to, If you want to go from farther back because you keep going from the same distance, you're not getting any closer. You might want to go from half course.

That's his spot. Okay. He's outside the free point line top. Go ahead. On the start of the, whenever you're ready. Here we go. Last jump. Three, two, one.

Run, left foot, right, right, jump. And he touched the backboard. Are you not even close? Not even close. He touched the backboard. Hey, Ray, you were trying to go for the rim, not the backboard that time. He missed time to reach. Okay, give him one more. I'll give him one more.

Okay, he said one more, one more. He's not used to jump without the chain on. I get it. Yeah, he wasn't used to, his arm didn't get up as fast as he thought it was going to be. Okay, here we go, bonus. Bonus junk! Hey, now he says he has a piece of backboard in his hand. He hit it so hard.

He's probably injured, yeah, the backboard got him. Yeah, okay, last jump. Orioles me money, come on. You want to go farther back? All right, here we go. Three, two, one. Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, right foot. right foot jumps and he hangs on the bottom of the net.

No. No, no. What do you do? No, no, no, no. He hit the net. He hit the net, grabbed the net, climbed up, and touched the rim. Yeah, that doesn't count. He didn't jump and touched the room.

He jumped, grabbed, and climbed. That doesn't count. Oh, oh, oh. That doesn't, that doesn't count. Yeah. That doesn't count. What? He touched the room.

No, the bet was he has to jump and touch the rim, not jump and climb and touch the rim. That was pretty impressive, though. No, you did not. Raymundo, I'm sorry, you did not jump. Absolutely, absolutely. And you not only did that. You didn't even do it in three jumps.

You had to do it in four. If you did it... That was awesome. I touched the rim, baby. No, come on. Pay the man. Pay the man. Come back in.

Sorry. Raymundo loses to all his fans out there. Mike D, what do you think about that? Not even close Yeah, not even close No Not even close And you can go get a ladder

And go Well I touch the room Climb up there and touch the rim I know I know I agree with you on that Totally agree But it is impressive

That what That he grabbed onto the net And then climbed up And touch the rim Impressive no Raymo no you lose Oh Okay I'm done

He sounds like in the bathroom Now Okay we're gonna come back They're gonna drive back Lunchbox is gonna guess People's weight From the phones That's happened

in a second. Raymundo is going to pay me my money and everybody has a good day. I feel pretty good about that. Raymuda did not touch the rim just like we thought. We just had our producer Ramundo at 5'6 tried to touch the rim. He was unsuccessful. I feel I need to address this and this

victory that I'm claiming and why. People are like, well, technically he touched the rim because on the fourth jump he grabbed the net and climbed up. Technically in three jumps he did not touch the rim. So if we're going to go with any of the extras, climbing. In three jumps, he did not touch the rim. So if we're going by the original rules, he did not do it. And on the fourth, he didn't even really do it. He jumped and climbed his way up.

So if you want to use it, well, technically he did, but technically he didn't because he didn't do it in the three jumps that was allowed to him. So he did not win. He didn't win. No. Stop texting me about it, everybody. You get technical about it. He didn't win. I've watched these text messages. The craziest thing about these text messages, people are just, I love it. They just texting all during the show. It's like a focus group. You can text anytime, anything you want. Text whatever your message is to Bobby. 26229. That's the number. 26229. It just happens to spell Bobby if you forget it. But send your message in. And so people are asking questions like, can we get updates on Mike D and his girlfriend?

Can we get updates on Justin the Suit? Quickly. Mike Dean and his girlfriend. You guys still together? Yes or no, Mike D? We are still together. Still together. Just on the suit. Works at a station in Chattanooga. Now, he used to be the guy that would manage kind of the show. show outside of the show? That would be it. But he's still alive. He's still alive. He's wondering. We're still friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He works for a different company now. And Lunchbox is still not in the studio. They were off at the gym, seeing if Ray could touch the rim. How close is he do we know? They said one minute about five minutes ago. So I don't even know if he wants to do it, AIM, if he's going to come right in and try to guess people's wait

or if we should hop away for about three minutes. It's kind of up to you. What do you think? You want to come back? I mean, I say we give him time to get settled so that way he can feel good, and we come back and do it. He's walking in the hall. I'll ask him. Hold it. There he is. Come on in here.

A couple things. First of all, lunchbox is now sitting back down in a seat. What did you think about the ray jump? Should I word it to him even though he jumped on the fourth attempt and he didn't even climb? No. No. Why?

Because when you jump, it's one motion. You jump and you touch. Not jump, hang, climb, reach. So I also agree. Now moving on, do you want to guess a weight now or do you need three minutes to kind of regroup? Give me three minutes to get some water and get mentally ready because traffic was crazy out there and, ah. What happened is lunchbox will talk to callers. He's never talked to them before in his life, never met him, and he can guess their weight within five pounds, just like the circus.

I have a text here that wants to know why you don't do men, though. It's just not my, I'm not good at guessing men's weight. I can tell by women's voices. It's something about it. Men just doesn't work. Is it the difference between NASCAR and IndyCar? I mean, they both go fast. Right.

But people like the... Certain styles. Yeah. Interesting analogy. Yeah. Interesting. Certain build of the car, you know, a NASCAR driver may not be good at IndyCar. Just how it is.

So we'll come back. Lunchbox will guess their weights in, yeah, just a few minutes. Don't leave. If you leave, you're going to miss it. Come on. Get your Bobby Bones on. Over to Lunchbox now. Everybody, welcome in.

The man. The myth. The weight guesser. Lunchbox, everybody, there they is. How you feeling, babe? What are we doing that? I love it. I love that you're bringing that back.

The bag. The band. Yeah, well, listen. Lunchbox will sit here on the phone. He's never met these callers, and he can guess their weight within five pounds. Hey, let's go over to Corey in Oklahoma. Corey.

Yes. How are you this morning? I'm great. How are you? I'm awesome. I'm so thankful that you listen and thankful that you call. Like, I hope you feel that we're your friends here because we feel like we're talking to our friends every morning.

I absolutely love you guys. I'm a first time caller. I listen every morning. Thank you very much. Well, hopefully we get to witness some magic here. It's been a while since Lunchbox's guest waits on the phone. It's so nutty right now. He's standing up. He's a bit nervous. Man, he's a bit nervous. I'm trying to get loose. Trying to get loose. Corey, have you ever in your life met or spoken to Lunchbox? No.

Okay. For the listeners out there, there you have it. Lunchbox, you have 30 seconds. Okay. Ask her whatever you want. Corey, right? Corey, and go. Yes. Corey, do you like a cheeseburger or hamburger? Cheeseburger. How many cigarettes a week do you smoke? Four packs.

Okay. How many times a week do you work out? Zero. What kind of cigarettes do you smoke? Newport non-mentol. Ooh, okay. And what is your... Sorry, lunchbox, you're out of time.

Now, you've heard her honestly give you a few clues. And in honesty, because sometimes people lie and he'll miss it. Yeah. And then we find out they lie? Yeah. I do like it when they are honest. Yes, yes. And the fact that she smokes four packs a week and their Newport non-minthol, that's a big sign.

Okay. Wow, really? Yeah. Okay. Within five pounds, can you guess Corey's weight lunchbox? And the answer is... 160. One 60.

What do you weigh? 157. Oh! Gary, thank you. Wow. He's good. Sometimes he's rusty on that first one. He gets dialed in, though.

Let's talk to Christine in Mississippi. Hey, Christine. Carl. Good morning to you. Appreciate you calling. Yeah. Oh, thank you. Have we ever spoken before? No.

Have you ever spoken to Lunchbox or met Lunchbox before? No, sir. Okay. You have 30 seconds lunchbox. What is her name? Christine from Mississippi. All right, Christine, do you use bar soap or body soap? Body.

How many hours of TV do you watch a night? Um, sometimes zero, sometimes an hour. What's your favorite TV show? What? America's Got Talent. And what is your favorite dessert? Oh, I'm sorry. You're out of time on that one.

You put him off on a good one. I know. He's got to pick his question. I know. I didn't. I messed up because she said one hour of TV and then I said, what is your favorite TV show? Kind of threw me off. Oh, his hands are in his face right now. Lunchbox is guessing the weight of Christine. Let's go.

Christina from Mississippi is 139. 139. That's it. Christine, relax. Christine, what do you weigh? 141. Oh! Come on!

You gotta see it to believe it! And I'm seeing it and I still don't believe it! Okay. It's unbelievable to me. He's been doing this for seven, eight years, and it's still unbelievable to me. Casey and Maryland. Hi. Can I ask you a question and you be as honest as you possibly can, okay?

I mean, really, just give me the truth. Do you know lunchbox and he called you last? night and was like, hey, call the show and we'll set this whole thing up. No. Do you promise? I promise. Casey and Maryland. How old is Casey? Oh, that's part of your...

Whoa, whoa. Whoa! Jumping the gun! Whoa, I thought you were gonna tell me! You get 30 seconds, bruh. Back it up. Are you ready? Yeah.

All right, and action. Casey, how old are you? Twenty-six. How tall are you? Five-two. How many kids do you have? Zero. How much do you weigh?

Hey! No answer that. Whoa! Oh, what's your favorite holiday? Uh, Christmas. Is that your real voice or you're trying to disguise it? It's my real voice. All right, lunchbox.

You have Casey in Maryland here. Yeah. She's got no kids. She's 26. Yeah. Sounds like this. Which means she's a small, petite little girl. Little lady.

Is that very creepy? I mean, I'm a little creepy out right. I'll be honest with you. I think Dayline NBC, you'd be walking anytime. Look. A little bit more than a Benji. A Benjie. A hundred.

Benjamin Franklin? Oh, thank you, Amy. Yeah. She has to be 108. 108. What do you weigh Casey and Maryland? He says 10. I'm 110.

And she was trying to disguise her voice because when she was talking like this. Then when she said her way, I'm 110. Yeah, she was trying to. Got it. I got her. I got her. You take that to Maryland and have a good day. Eat that with a crab.

Eat that. Oh, who. Unbelievable. Oh man. I'm going to blow my voice because I get... It's amazing. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, yeah, I did.

Oh, yeah. I don't even know what to do anymore, man. Everybody's, like, laughing so hard they fell out of their seats. Oh. Let me hit it. I need to take... I'm sweating. Not that we're going to stop, but...

We're going to do more? I don't know. Like, I hurt my throat going, uh-oh-oh. You guys went hard on that. Uh-oh. It's just... Some water. It's such a funny segment to me.

I don't know how he does it. He says take that to Maryland and have a good day. I think you're not. She was from Maryland, right? Yeah, I think so. Okay. I need something to eat. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, you got a refuel. My best. Me and your refill. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Congrats to Colin Porter. He has graduated from the Nick You.

He was born at 22 weeks. He spent 160. 60 days in the NICU so his parents wanted to celebrate him getting discharged. They went to build a bear, got a cap and gown. Oh, wow, the teddy bear cap and gown. And he was so small it fit him, and the nurses played graduation music, and they walked him out of the NICU after 160 days. Wow, that's it.

How long was your baby in the NICU? 13 days. And that seemed like an eternity, right? Eternity. And then I read this story, and I just, I'm like, wow, I had it so easy. 160 days. Woo! So speaking of that, in a couple of things.

things to mention it's coming up. In seven minutes at bobbybones.com will release a picture of lunchboxes, I mean we, lunchbox will release a picture of his baby. And so for a lot of people, they haven't seen the baby. For most people, 99% of people haven't seen the baby. So bobbybones.com, right in

seven minutes or so. Do you want to do another round of guess you wait in three minutes or so? Are you emotionally spent from the story? That's the question. No, that story was very emotional and it hit home, but to celebrate, I think we should do a couple more. We have some more call on them. I mean, we might as well celebrate.

I mean, he graduated, so we might as well celebrate with some weight guessing. Okay, here we go. That was Tell Me Something Good. Well, well, well. We're going to do one more round of Lunchbox, guess is weights. Now, if you're new to the show, and a lot of you are, and we appreciate you listening, we hope we can eventually be your friends in the morning. My name's Bobby.

Amy sits over there, Lunchbox is over there. Over the years, Lunchbox has shown the skill in talking to women and knowing within five pounds how much they weigh. And what we did once is we tried that on the air years ago, and he nailed five of six. And he has somehow honed his talent or he can talk to someone. Never met him before. For example, Elizabeth in South Carolina. Hi, Elizabeth.

Hi, good morning. Good morning to you and I appreciate that you would call the radio show. We hope that you feel comfortable calling and hanging out with us. And I guess my question is, have you ever in any way met Lunchbox where he would know you by your voice and you call on the show? No, never. I've never met him. And also I know it's got to be kind of a big, like a gulp.

And then you call the radio show? That's kind of crazy, right? Yeah, a little crazy. I love that. Come on. We love people who call the show. That's a big deal. So here we go.

Lunchbox show have 30 seconds. And her name is Elizabeth. Her name is Elizabeth. Elizabeth, yes. She's in South Carolina, you said. That's right. You have 30 seconds? Yes.

Elizabeth, how old are you? I'm 26. What color hair do you have? Dirty blonde. Where'd you go to college? I didn't What do you do for a living I have three kids

I don't work I don't have a job How old are your kids Oh I'm sorry Out of time Out of time You didn't get a lot of information No I didn't

Because she took a lot She tried to stall me with the hair question Elizabeth did you try to stall him or no No I didn't It's just I color it So I was like well do I Is it blonde or is it dirty blind So I'm confused myself I think

Now let's watch you're hearing or talk here You have to get it within five pounds. Yeah, she's 26. Didn't go to college. That's okay. Not everybody goes to college. She has three kids already at 26. Well, I'm on the way.

I'm 22 weeks pregnant. Oh, see? Oh, wow. She's volunteering information. Elizabeth, you're loading them up with info. What are you doing? Elizabeth, I'm glad you told me that because I thought three were already out,

and I mean, now I've got to readjust. Oh, Elizabeth, you gave him too much. He's already good at this. Okay, I got it now. Go ahead, lunch bikes. I'm going to move her up some. So I'm gonna go 153. He says 153.

Elizabeth, what do you weigh? Oh, 150. Yeah! I'm gonna blow my voice out doing that. Yeah. You guys go hard on that. Woo-woo. Like you nailed it with pregnancy, being 22 weeks pregnant.

Thank you so much. I'm glad you told that. I feel like that. No, that does. I don't know that you would have got that right without her volunteer. Hey, I can't help it that she volunteered more information than she was supposed to.

Elizabeth, thank you. Okay, okay, let's try one more. Wendy in Nashville. Wendy, lunchbox is four for four today. I hope you stump him. He's getting a little cocky. I'll be honest with you. Hi, Wendy. Hi. Now, since you're in Nashville, have we ever met you? No. Do you promise? Because our listeners think that we've met in some way sometimes. I swear, and I'm the one that's going to stump him. Oh, here we go. I love it. I can't wait for this. Something's up here. She wants to stump you lunchbox. Windy. Windy, Wendy, Wendy. What shoe size?

What shoe size? 9.5. What kind of car do you drive? A Honda Pilot. What's your favorite dessert? A chocolate covered strawberries. And when's the last time you've been to the gym? Two weeks ago. And when was your last kiss? I'm sorry. Your last kiss?

Interesting. What? Your question was last kiss? I'm going to let her answer that just because I think it does nothing for you. Wendy, when was your last kiss? Last night. Your last kiss? Oh, last night.

You know, he's got a method to his ways. He can't question him. I mean, his last kiss, huh? Yep. All right. She loves those chocolate-covered strawberries She's from Nashville She likes that southern food

Within five pounds Can you guess her weight How are you feeling about this one? She said she was going to stump me I don't think she's going to stump me I'm within five pounds You think so Yeah

You ready for it? No way I'm ready for it All right Two Okay two Go ahead Oh no hold on

Chocolate covered strawberry She had a kiss last night Oh he's always thinking about it here 250 He says 250. He says 250. Let's go! Wendy, hold on, Wendy, Wendy, what is it?

He hit it on the nail. Wendy, what is it? I'm 3 50. Two 50! Okay. I'm going to pass out. What is happening. I have no idea.

Oh my goodness. Hey, it's rare that you go 5 for 5. I know, I gotta salute the masters. I got to, and you know what, I gotta give you one of these. There we go, ladies gentlemen. You did it. Five or five. Wow, he's having some water.

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Just all the time sitting somewhere, play some Best Feens. Give it a try, and you can tell me where you catch yourself playing Best Feens. Download Best Feens for free on the app store or Google Play Today. That's Friends Without the R. Best Fiends, and you're going to be part of the club. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's America.

Are we ready to load the picture? Is it ready? It's ready. In five seconds, we're going to load at bobbybones.com. Let's count it down. Lunchbox's baby. It's never been seen. Bobby Bones.com to see the first picture of Lunchboxes, baby.

Let's count down like New Year's. We'll press a minute. In five, four, three, two, one. It's up! Okay. Go look at it. Take a peeky peek. There it is. There it is. Amy, see it. Come on.

Let's see. The Bobby Boneshow. How does it make you feel to post a picture of Baby Box, Lunchbox? I don't want to cry, but it's crazy. I mean, because I just think about how today was supposed to be the real day. Like, he was supposed to be born today. And I've got to enjoy him for six weeks already. And it's just, today just is an emotional day.

And he's healthy. Yeah, he's 100% healthy. It's just, it's weird to think that I wouldn't have had these six weeks and how scary it was. And then just to look at the calendar and be like, man, today was the day I was preparing for. And now I give Eddie more ammo to make fun of you for crying. Boy, he does. Eddie does an impression of lunchbox off the air. I'll save it.

I mean, come on. You're going to do it off the lunch. Do you want him to do it now? Yeah, go into it now. Listeners can see what he does to you off the air. Oh, but she seems wrong to do it right now. I know. Let's save it a little bit. It does.

With your breeze. Well, let's let lunchbox decide. Yeah, I mean, if you want to do it, you know, might as well be a jerk now instead of a jerk later. That's right. So I'd be like, Eddie, you'll be in lunchbox. I'd be like, hey, how's your name, man? I wasn't going to cry. Rude, dude.

The guy's having an emotional moment over here. You're making me do this. You don't make it a safe. No, no, you've been doing this off the air for. I probably would have waited 15 minutes. Six weeks. Six weeks. Since my son was born.

Yeah, I mean... Eddie R video producer for six weeks you've been doing this off the year. You know I love you, dude. You don't make it a safe environment for him to be emotional. I love you. I didn't think I was going to get emotional today, but then just thinking about it, like, today was supposed to be the day. I'm happy for you, man. We're all happy for you, dude.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And listen, let me say this about this show. When you hear us picking at each other, and this is all the time for any of us, It's like if you're picking with your best friends And yeah, you pick at them You pick it's your best friends And some of the people Amy's being so mean to Bobby

Bobby's so mean to Amy If there wasn't this partnership And if there wasn't such trust We wouldn't be able to do that And secondly, if you weren't part of the group You wouldn't be in the room I would just kick you out of the room

I've done that before where it gets a little bit toxic And I'm like okay you can't be a part of it Because it's not healthy in here So when you hear Eddie Make it fun at the lunchbox Yeah No that really

Honestly to God It's out of love It really is out of love. Thank you. Yes. Yeah. And then if you're, if this is like all you're hearing, once you listen more and you get the full picture, like you'll see that lunchbox isn't like a real peach all the time.

So, like. That's a great point, Amy. So you'll get why it's so weird for us to see lunchbox cry like this because of then how he, how he acts. Sometimes there are things that he said that are, says that are totally insensitive. So to see Lungebox's sensitive side is... Amazing. She says different. I say amazing.

Yeah. I got you, babe. I think it's funny. No, don't say that. No. I got it. I do. I got you.

Well, congrats. Listen, all seriousness, today was the day that Baby Box was supposed to come into the world and he's in the world and he's at your house and he's healthy. And like all the things are good, man. It's awesome. Like, it's crazy. It's just, I mean, it's just so cool. How you can do this song? I don't need this. I don't need to cry.

You cry all you want. I like it. Listen, I like it when you cry. That made me feel like they're the one that's so sensitive all the time. It gives me a partner in sensitivity over here. I don't want to be on the same train as you. I know you thought. I like it. Put those tears away, dude. Get on the train, baby.

Allergies are bad this time. Yeah, yeah, go. Listen, Bobbybones.com, if you want to see it, all seriousness. I'm really happy for you. And, man, what a baby. Look at this. This is a good-looking boy right there. It's a stud like his dad

He's his dad though Do you ever find that out like? No, hopefully it's me All right So experts say that it's impossible to go to Target and just buy one thing Aiming your thoughts Agree

Yeah, right Yeah, I don't need an expert to tell me that I mean just follow me around You'll be like, oh yeah, it's impossible to go to Target without buying five things accidentally This professor of marketing at NYU's Stern School of Business says that stores know what path shoppers take

so they can cross-sell products by putting them to where each person's going down their own path. Your thoughts? I agree with that. I mean, you always have to pass something at Target. Even if you're going there for just some toiletries, you go past their super cute home decor stuff, which clearly you don't need anything for your house,

but they put it right there in front of you, and it is really cute. And you're like, oh, that little reindeer would look cute on my coffee table. It's like so dumb. And don't you always need something for your house, even if you don't? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Catch you always up there. And then right when you walk in, they've got their super cute clothes, and you're like,

this tank top's only $8. Oh, get three. Well, if I can go all HDTV on you for a second, I got a new lamp last night, and I put it on my bedside table. It's awesome. That's cool. It's on my Insta story because it finally got set up, and it's like a glass bucket. You can see through it, and there's got a lamp on top of it.

I'm pretty nerdy. I know it's nerdy. It is. I like it a lot. I like it. And so I shot a little Instagram, just on my Instagram story. So yeah, that's a thing that Target's got you all figured out. Target's like Facebook before Facebook was knowing how to Target ads at us. Oh, wow. Yeah, Target, they weren't even listening to us talking. They just knew.

Yeah. It's like real life. For me, it's T-shirts, Target and Tank Dops. The guy, you just, you can't have one. They have cool T-shirts. Yeah. Like old rock bands and stuff like that. They have cool T-shirts. There's a story about how movies with reckless driving make people more daring on the road. So if you watch a movie

where people are driving crazy, you drive crazier. For me, I don't even think it's about the driving. Like, I used to watch Rocky and then beat the crap on my sister. Oh, God. Yeah. What? Oh, I would watch Rocky 4 and be like, let's go. You were inspired?

And then I would just pound it, right? And I was like 10 and she was six. So I had a lot of advantages in that, fine. But any movie, I want to watch that movie with those mini-Coopers, remember that movie where they were all rates to those mini-Coopers, and I wanted to buy Minnie Cooper. Things influence us.

And so this story says the rates of speeding increase in areas around movie theaters where there was a car chase in the movie because people leave them, they're like, whoa! Isn't that funny, though? How there are all these tickets happening outside of movies where car chases are happening in the movies? That's awesome.

Yeah, so like if you're a cop, set up outside Fast and the Furious. After a movie would come out, speeds of those pulled over went from five miles per over the minimum or the maximum to 20, over. So they would just start studying people getting out of the movies and they would drive faster. But I can be influenced so easy. My most notorious, goofy influence was Tom Brady wearing Uggs. And I went, oh, that's like so good. I got to wear those. If Tom Brady could wear

hugs, I should wear Ugs. And you did. And I did. And you know what? I still wear the Ugg slippers. Fantastic. It's a fantastic shoe for around the house. It is. But to clarify, you were wearing the UG boots. Yeah, I did. Yeah, yeah. We don't need to clarify. I was just saying that, yeah, I did. And I I wore the ugg. Well, Ugg has a variety, but you with those furry boots was funny. I was crushing it, too. But nobody, no supermodel like Giselle tried to date. No?

No. That's weird. The Dine and Dash Dater faces 10 felony counts for skipping out on dates, bills. Do you see the story? Yeah, but why does he face charges? Someone paid for the meal. So why, he did nothing wrong? A California man is facing 10 felony counts for sneaking out on date.

It's just before the waiter brings a check. Come on, you can't let. Come on, you have to laugh. Right, but why is he, you see what I'm saying? Because if the girl, he paid for the meal for the girl, she doesn't get charged with a crime. Paul Gonzalez, 45, set up dates across Southern California would enjoy the mills before he disappear. By the way, a felony is hardcore. Yeah, that's hard.

Yeah. That's like spitting in food. No, even that, I agree, that's felony. But that's one of those where you go, it's a felony because it could be. But felony is like the hardcore crimes. Right, right. I mean, like, they're saying it's equivalent. Like, you could give someone a disease.

And then they're also saying because he dined and dashed on a date. Because lunchbox is right. And the meal got paid for. A felony's like assault. Yes. Yeah. So who pressed charges? The date?

Eight women ended up paying the bill themselves. One in the belief that the defendant was going to pay her back. Two other instances, the restaurants picked up the check. Now, can I say this about the two instances where the other person didn't pay either? When you go on a date, There's no guarantee who's paying what. That's the weird part to me. Like I will, if I go on a date, even if I'm out with a friend, like I'm trying to pick up the bill.

People picked up my bills early in life. I feel like a need to give back to the universe because I was taking care of and I have a lot of money growing up. So I'm always like a, hey, let me do it. I owe. So, but I go on a date, there's no understood legal you have to pay and that person doesn't. Oh, but wait, Bobby, do you still want people to do the wallet grab? Yeah. Yeah, it'd be nice.

Okay. I don't, I'm not going to let them pay, but I just like for them to lean over and go like, hey, let me help. And I'm like, no, no, no, no. And then ask, are you sure? You know, the second one I don't need so much. Oh, you don't need the already sure. Okay. About the third time I start to get annoyed.

Okay. I'm like, I'm fighting for it over here. Are you sure? Then I start to get filled disrespect like, oh, you don't think I can afford this? It goes from I need it to, because again, I have something to prove to the world, I think. Like I go, all right, it's an inferiority complex. Let's get down to it. Let's just.

Really. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm like, I need to pay for this because I was poor my whole life and now I'm not. So let me take care of this meal. And they're like, are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure. But are you really sure? What are you trying to say about me?

But are you really sure? Oh, you think I'm a loser and I can't, oh, it gets bad. And then that's when you're like, no, I really don't. No, then I dump the table over. Oh, wow. And I walk out of the room. Yeah. Amy used to show up and lose her wallet every time.

Every time. No, no, no, no. I really did lose my wallet a couple times or forget it or whatever. so I couldn't even do the fake grab. But she'd be, oh, forget my wallet. What do I do? I'm not going to be able to eat. But Bobby, that should have made you feel great because you'd be like,

it's okay, Amy, I got this. I did, and that's what I did. I know. You're always good about that. You're super, it's like awesome being friends with you since you have this complex. Yeah, yeah, I agree with that. Because I'm unhealthy. It's great to be my friend.

Man, that's funny. That's funny. That's a good one. Yeah, nice one, Aym. Thank you. There you go. Anything else I want to do. say? Should we go out to eat after this?

Maybe lunch? Lunchbox used to be the Dine and Dasher. I did do that. Quite a few times. You'd brag about it. You're stealing. Yeah, I guess if you'd pay. Nobody would pay. Your whole group would leave. Yeah, technically, if you want to put it that way. Well, then it's not technically, it is technically, and I do want to put it that way. If you want to technically put it as that, I stole a lot of food.

There you go. Quite a bit. Now you should have to pay it back in some way. I do. How? I don't know. I'm... There you have, bugs. I had a late night last night, Amy.

I was out partying all night long. What did you do? Well, it was at 7 p.m. But I had a friend. It was like, hey, come out. And we went to watching, you know, a new artist play. You know, me, I'm social wonderful. I'm going to dinner in Morgan number two tonight.

I'm going to go and chat it up. Oh, wow. Look at you. Yeah. I don't even know what I'm trying to do. Like live a life? Yeah. I haven't been to dinner.

Eddie went to last time you got to dinner. Oof, it's been a while. Yeah, to put that on the calendar. Oh, I was trying to schedule. to schedule something with you. It didn't work. Why? Amy's in Austin right now because her dad is bouncing back from cancer surgery. And so what's up? It wasn't all your fault. I mean, some of it was mine, but it

definitely was like a back and forth and a back and a fourth and pretty much no dice. So maybe we'll eat something else sometime. I'm sticking on FaceTime. Amy calls me last night at 8.30. And last night's a Tuesday night. Ooh, that's late. Bobby's like, what's wrong? No, that's how I answer the phone. Because I'm like, why in the world what's going to call me at 830? First of all, who calls me. Right, right, right. I don't even talk on the phone. Who, what, this little box has phone talking on it? I thought you just tweeted with people and sit text. That's how it started.

What? As a phone, yeah. Oh, you, that's how the thing started? You would listen with your ear and talk with your mouth at some time. I think you forgot. I did. Amy calls me and I go, hey, what's wrong? She's like, nothing. And I'm like, oh, and so her dad who is out of the hospital now. And he is kind of bouncing back and Amy's his caretaker for the next couple weeks. Yeah, he's at home now. So we're, we're. We're at-home health care. Basically, I'm his nurse.

Oh, boy. And I do everything. Oh, geez. Oh, boy. This is a comedy. A forgetful nurse. Uh-uh. I have a...

No, no, no. No. Nope. All the pills are very organized. We have a calendar. Everything's... He's on time to everything. And I Google things when I need help.

Add to girl. That's what you should do as a nurse. Google it. Yeah. That's what all the good nurses do. They Google all the things. Oh. Boy, how was your dad? Is he talking?

Is it? Because he had throat surgery and had a tracheotomy. He had to have a, like a tube in his throat. How's that going? Yeah, he still has the trache. Still has the beating tube. He's working on speech therapy because they had to cut some of his, well, they cut his tonsils out, his throat, and some of his tongue. So he has to really work on that. So he sounds a little different when he talks, but part of his speech therapy is singing.

So sometimes throughout the day, he just busts out in song, like about whatever he sees. Like we have to keep coax in the house because that's how we unclog his feeding tube. And so, I don't know, yesterday he saw a bottle of Coca-Cola and all of a sudden out of nowhere, he was like, Coca-Cola, Coca-Cola, and then he just says that like 10 times. Do the nurses want you to use Coca-Cola to clean his cleaning tube or is that an Amy nurse kind of a? No, I actually, during his 60-day stint in the hospital, that is what they did at the hospital. So I learned that there. However, I did use my own MacGyver skills last night when the Coke wasn't working because it was so clogged.

I basically took it apart and safety pinned it so that stuff wouldn't squirt out of my dad's stomach, which was weird. But then I used pliers, a wire hanger, a paperclip, and a toothpick. And I got it unclogged. Wow. Look at you. Twitter nurse. I know. I was really proud of myself.

That's what Amy did last night. I went to watch the artist Nikita Carmen. She put out new music. Really good. And Leslie Fram was there from CMT, who's huge into females and country music, and she was interviewing. It was a really nice event.

And a lot of other female artists showed up to support Nikita Carmen. I love that. You're starting to see kind of everybody bond together. And people have asked me why I haven't done any press because my females and country show starts this weekend, and I've done no interviews on purpose because I don't want it to be about me.

and so I've stayed completely the only thing I've done is post on my Anast's story the playlist for week one and people will get upset if certain artists aren't on but it changes every week I'm changing the playlist I have three goals with this all-female show goal one is to take the females that are currently on the chart

and play them a little more and move them up and the higher they are the more people will look at them more and play them more goal two is to remind people how awesome a lot of females have been because people go oh I forget okay well here let me play you some Leon Womack let me play some Tushier Wood and then thirdly it's to expose

new artists, females. Like, I'm playing Rachel Womack this weekend. I'm playing Daniel Rabberet's new song. I'm playing Cassie Ashton. So it's like, it's a national show on over 100 stations. So, yeah, I'm not doing any interviews. I've made that call where I was like, I just don't want it to be about me. I just kind of want it to be about the cause. And so I went to watch Nikita Carmen last night. It was fantastic. And Teneal Towns, who I'm a huge fan of. She was up here yesterday. Sorry yesterday. And I've said on the show before, like, it's not for her. it's not, if she's going to be a star, it's when? And you saw her up here yesterday?

I mean, you nailed it. I mean, that's exactly how you listen to her sing and her voice is so pure. It was just her and a guitar right here in our studio. And I just watched for three songs. I was like, gosh, she's so good. Taneal Towns, here's some of her music. I'm having her open six of my stand-up comedy shows. Oh, cool.

I didn't know that. Yeah, she's so good. to heaven, you know, I got a long list of questions. Like, how do you make a snowflake? There's a really good crop of females and country music that are just now starting to grow. Cassie Ashton, she's a star too. So she was good, huh? She was great.

And we're so lucky we get to see everybody good. Oh, gosh. And you get jaded. She's been in the studio before, and that's cool. And then I get to see her again. Like, how do we, and we're just, yeah, you're right. We're so lucky to get all these, this talent coming through this place. You know who's really good at a singer's Amy.

She just doesn't show it off enough. And we get to see that all the time too. Amy, give us a little song on Acapulet here. I'm going to taxidermy, taxidermy. I don't know. Now her song is just in my head. Do some boys to men. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh. I'll make love to you like you want me to. And I'll hold you tight. Baby, all through the night, I'll make love to you like you ask me to. That's not it. And I will not let go to you tell me to... And when you... You want to keep going?

No! That's your wheelhouse, Amy. That's perfect, though. Let's leave them one more. You know what I mean? Wow. Bobby Bowles show. Folks, it's your buddy and mine.

Mr. Bobby Bowles. Brenda from Jacksonville is on, and she's a little irritated with us. Brenda, what's up? Well, I found it, yes, a little irritating with all the hype that you guys have been bringing on. about lunchboxes baby's picture coming up today and then you go to look it up and look at it, pull it up and look at it, and it's blurred out. And I close it and open it up several times and every time it's blurred out. So it's, you know, obviously something that you guys done, I'm thinking, that are supposed to a problem with my location or my phone.

Well, I'm glad that you bring this up. I'm sorry you're irritated with us, but that's not exactly what has happened. Morgan number two, who's head of our digital, let's go over to her. Morgan number two, tell me, explain to me why the picture is blurred on the, go to the link. Because typically what people do is they'll just look and they'll keep scrolling.

But when you go to the link, there's five pictures of Baby Box other than just looking at the one that comes up with the link. So what you did is basically what I do in a T-S segment. I'm like, hey, stick around. You're going to hear a segment. What you did is said, click this link, and you can see all the pictures. So it's just a blurred tease link.

Exactly. Right, and it also says there's five pictures that I can only access the blurred one. I don't know that that's true. It's just one or five, that's what it says. If you click the link and go to bobbybones.com, all the pictures are up there, all five of them. Like I'm looking at them. Really? Yeah, I'm looking at them right now.

I think either your location is bad. There is a blurred picture, and it's Morgan number two is trick to people to click the link. But all the pictures are Bobbybones.com, all five of them. five of them. I've never seen a prettier baby. It's lunchboxes baby. Wow.

That third picture? It's not coming up for me because when I do pull it up and it's on my phone not on my computer and it's on my phone. Yeah.

But I put in Bobbybones.com on the safari app and it comes up Bobby Bones Iheartradio. Yes.

And if you click into that link you'll see all the pictures. Yeah, it's not working for me. Well, I apologize. No, no, don't apologize, because I asked Morgan number two during the break.

Say, hey, what's up with that blurred picture? And she said, well, here's what we're doing. I'm like, oh, well, that's a pretty cool way. Because, listen, the truth is, we need you to go to our webpage so we can stay in business. Like, there are ads on that webpage. We try to provide great content, so you go look for the content, but maybe you check out an ad. And so that's really how this works. We get to stay on the air because of our awesome advertisers.

And so we try to create something that you look at it, and maybe you look at an ad. Just being honest. So I hope it works for you. I appreciate you voicing your concern. That's what we love about this show. that you will talk to us and we can talk about it and have disagreements and then go, well, we're both kind of wrong and right. You know what I mean?

Well, I appreciate you guys, and I love listening to you. Thank you, and have a good day. I tell you, we can just text you the pictures. I was going to say, let's have Morgan No, 2, just email her or text for the pictures. Do you want the pictures for your own good? We can just send them to you. I would love the picture. Hold on a minute.

We're full service around here, man. You know what I mean? All right. Are you good over there, Morgan, number two? Yeah, I'm good. You get mad when people? No, I feel. bad but I got to get them to go to the link.

That's true. Now other people are stepping out saying they can't see the lunchbox picture at Bobbones.com. So how do people see lunchbox as baby at Bobbybones.com? Morgan number two, walk them through. If you're on your phone and you go and you click on the blurred picture of the baby, it's there. But you got to keep scrolling down and then hit Read More and the pictures are right there.

They all pop up. That read more is crucial. On the phone, now on the O inner webs and it goes right to it. There's no problem, it's all up there. So they're all there. They're all there. Amy, are you ready for the news? Because I'm ready for you.

Here we go. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So the Wall Street Journal had this whole story on dating and how we're taking an old school again. So some younger people that are tired of the tender type thing, they're going back to, quote, slow dating. Which, you know what slow dating is? That's good old-fashioned dating, how it used to be done,

where you straight up, meet someone in person, and then you go on a date with them. Oh, well, I mean, that's interesting. I think most people still do that. Like, I have a friend, because I tell you, you know, for me, the dating thing's been weird. And I tried the app thing. It didn't work for me because the person was dishonest.

Yeah. I felt, I felt there was some dishonesty there. I'm not sure if it was or not. But I have a friend who said, hey, let me set you up. And that, to me, felt more comfortable, you know. Do we have an update on that, or when we? will we? Not today. You keep saying that. Why not today? Just not today. How about tomorrow? Possibly. Just not today? Just not today. Okay, but just to refresh people, you're speaking of the person where you slid into her DMs.

Yeah, so my friend goes, hey, I want to sit you up with this friend of mine. And I go, okay, I don't know if I've ever been set up by a friend, ever in my life, like real life, friend, friend. Think. I know I'm looking at your face. You're doing thinky face, but it's. tough. Because I'm thinking. And I said, okay. And so he said, here, reach out to her. And so here's her Instagram name. So I sent her a direct message on Instagram.

Yeah. Which is also going to slide into the DMs. Yeah, yeah. And I think it went pretty well because I have a comical approach. And from there, well, from there, I'm just going to hold off for a minute. Yeah, because that's the part where you've left us hanging because this was days ago. Exactly. We've been stuck in limbo.

Cliff hangar. Like, it's the ultimate tease. You can't tease us for too long. I mean, you've got to get to it. You get in trouble by the bosses for not getting to the teases. I do get in trouble by them. You said three hours ago you were going to talk about how much servers make and you still haven't done it. I was like, oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

They're right. Go ahead. And, I mean, I have a bit of information in my head, but I have no idea of anything ever happened or what. It's stuff I've made up in my head. So I have no idea if it's true. What did you make up in your head about it? Well, I have no idea if y'all have seen each other. I have no idea if you've met her.

I have no idea if you're slow-dated. but like I do know that I you know you were hitting me up about places to go but I don't know if you're actually going anyway okay okay okay Amy just takes all of it and just dumps it out there for everybody to see you Amy you. You didn't just make that up in your head if he actually reached out to you and asked for places then that's not made up. But I'm making up in my head that they've met and hung out. I have no idea if that's taken place.

I'm just like why in the world would he ask me a question like that if he doesn't have plizance or otherwise known as plans. So I'm not cool. I'm not cool. I don't know the cool places to go. There's nothing about me that's hip or trendy. So I just said, hey, Amy, hypothetically, if I were going to drinks with someone, and what do I know about drinks? I don't even drink.

That's always awkward. In my move, when I get drinks, I have to get there early and order a Shirley Temple and it's pink and I put limes on it. And then they always go, hey, what are you drinking? And I'm like, I just ask for something pink. And I kind of sidestep it since I don't drink, but I don't want anybody knowing I don't It's a whole thing. I'm just,

and then I asked, I said, Amy, where should I go? She sent me a list of places. Yeah. So what does that list mean? Does that mean you were meeting like a coworker for drinks or you were meeting the DM? Today I do not have an update. I know, but just no,

there was kind of an update. I went to Amy for some advice on where to go. Yeah. It's not much. But that's, I was making up a scenario in my head that that's what it was for. It could have been for anything. Okay. I'll answer your question.

It was for that. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, all right, all right. That's nice. Yeah. What day did he hit you up, Amy?

We need to know. Enough. I don't remember. What other stories do you have? Oh. Okay. Well, let's see. I have that more parents are refusing to pay for their kids' college tuition.

And I was like, oh, more and more parents are refusing it. And I feel like in this room, did everybody pretty much pay for their college or get scholarships or do parents hook it up? I had no help whatsoever. My parents didn't even know where I was going to college until the day before I moved away. Well, but Bobby, you're the first person in your family to go to college, and you got scholarships too, and then you worked your entire time. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not a fair example because nobody was dialed into what I was doing, even as a kid. They didn't even know I was going to college.

And I was like, hey, by the way, I'm moving tomorrow and I'm moving to college. They were like, all right. I was like, okay. Bye. I just packed up my Pontiac Sunfire and drove to college. So, no, I did not have any financial health from a human. I did have scholarships because I crushed my ACT. Did great.

And then I took out a loan for $1,000 and bought clothes and a PlayStation. Yeah. And then I felt so guilty about it, I paid it back like the next week. I just worked extra hours waiting tables and I was like, I can't do it. I can't have a loan. I paid it back. So no, I didn't.

I don't know if anybody else wants to answer that question. Yeah, I got student loans and I got scholarship combination of both Austin, livestock and rodeo. Shout out, Chasco contracting. You sponsored it and I appreciate it. They still, yeah, still reaping their benefits from you. Yeah, I mean, they were awesome. I can't believe they sponsored me for $1,500.

Amy, what about you? Well, so, oh, I feel very fortunate. My parents definitely hooked it up. But my husband and I already have a savings account for our kids college. But when I read this, because my husband's always like, oh, this account for the kids' college, don't spend this money. It's for the kids' college. But now I see that more and more parents are refusing to do it.

So can we just get rid of our college fund? Well, Amy, can ask you a somewhat personal question? Yeah. So I've contributed to your kids college fund. Did it go into that or have you just went to free people and bought clothes? Ooh. Ooh. Good question.

Remember how? Yeah. Come on. Come on. Are you kidding me? Amy, that's significant. That's significant money. I gave more to your kids for college than I ever got.

Wow. And Amy's like, yeah, about that. You know what I'm talking about updating? Tell me what's going to update that money. Wait, let me speak. Yes, they still have the money. And you know that because remember when I hadn't even deposited the checks yet because you wrote it out in their name and they don't have social security numbers yet, therefore we can't open a bank account for them yet. Does that money still exist? Has it been spent?

Yes. The money still exists. Don't worry. I wouldn't spend the money you gave to my children on myself. I don't know. What else, Amy? Okay. Lastly, speaking of kids, my kids, they desperately want a dog. But that is not the most popular pet amongst kids anymore. The most popular pet for people ages 10 to 17 years old, a rat. Oh, I had two rats. Did you really? That's disgusting. I had two hairless rats.

Like just chilling in the house or pets? That's pets. What? Yeah. Lunchbox hated him. Disgusting. He said, I wanted to make sure I could take care of a pet before I got a dog and then he gave him to a listener.

Before I got dusty. Yeah. Oh, it's so disgusting. I wanted to make sure I could take care of a smaller creature so I had two rats. And then I was like, I can do this. And so the listener was like, I like to have them. So I gave them both to the list. What were their names?

I don't know this story. The listener ended up renaming them Lunchbox and Bobby. Oh, that's cool. Because rats don't know their names. Yeah. Like the rats. Yeah. Is that a name?

Oh. Yeah, maybe that's my pile. Thank you very much. That was Amy's pile of stories. Bobby Bones. Oh, I ended in the show today. Well, I'm going to go. I have a photo shoot today for Texas Monthly, which is exciting for me.

Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. So, we're actually coming to my house, which is even better. And because I usually have to go somewhere. And I was like, hey, can we do it in my house? I'm like, sure. And they're doing a pretty cool feature on me at Texas Monthly, which is exciting.

So I'm doing that. Awesome. What about you? You and your element. I'm just going to be in Austin hanging out with my dad. Got some appointments, some doctor's visits we got to do, and feedings we got to do. And that's it. Over at bobbybones.com, you can see a picture of lunchbox's new baby.

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