The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Reveals The Gender Of His Baby + Bobby Is Still Struggling With Losing Dusty + Eddie Junior Gives Movie Review

Episode Date: April 18, 2018

Lunchbox accidentally found out the gender of his baby. He and his wife planned to wait to find out until the baby was born, but someone let it slip! Bobby opens up about struggling with the loss of h...is dog Dusty. Eddie Junior reviews Sherlock Gnomes.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:04:01 and it turned into a whole thing. So that's later on in the show. Yeah. But that's a thing. It's a thing. It's a thing. So I guess I'm just going to let people hear that. We can address it again tomorrow
Starting point is 00:04:11 because it's like the end of a movie going, oh, by the way, the killer is. Now I enjoy the movie. So I don't want to do that so much. I don't have a lot of time after the show today because I'm going to do this audio book, which is terrible. But if I don't do it,
Starting point is 00:04:26 like last time my other, book, the audiobook sold so well. I listen to audiobooks and I consider it reading. Do you? Yeah. Is that cheating? Yeah. It is?
Starting point is 00:04:35 A little bit. I don't think so. I'm still taking in the same information. But you're not reading the book. And then later you're going to tell people like, oh, man, I read this book. It was fantastic. What if you can't see? What if you're blind?
Starting point is 00:04:45 Can you never read a book if you hear it? Well, that's the case, then you're okay. You can do that. She can't say like, oh, I read that? Like, if someone's like, oh. No, you watched a YouTube video or listen to someone to, no, you didn't read the book. I'm not talking about watching a YouTube video. Like, I read the Amy Polar book.
Starting point is 00:05:01 I read about half of it and listened to about half of it. Yeah. I have that one in my audio book. Because I would be in my car and I would just fast forward to the spot. I read it and then I'd listen to it and then get back and read the book. That doesn't count. I didn't read the book. I love Amy Poehler.
Starting point is 00:05:13 That's why I'm doing the second book. As miserable as it is. Bobby, I read yours with my eyeballs. I'm surprised. That's worth more. According to the guys. Yeah, you actually read the book. Yeah, you actually read it.
Starting point is 00:05:23 You didn't just listen to it. I think you guys are being haters. a little bit. My brain is sharper when I actually read. When I'm like reading a book and I'm really into it, I can see like a few days of reading X amount. I'm more sharp. You should read more. I know.
Starting point is 00:05:38 I know. I know. That's the problem. But my ADD gets in the way of me like sitting down and reading. It has to be really good. I'm surprised books sell as well as they do still. Because who has time for that, right? You know what I'm saying? Lunchbox reads a lot. Yeah. And I read some
Starting point is 00:05:54 but then I have to start balancing out Netflix episodes with chapters You know, that's what I was going to say You have to have time for Netflix, duh But I also like to watch Netflix shows that make me feel smarter Yeah, documentary It's a balance
Starting point is 00:06:06 Yeah But yes And I've, you know One of the things I write about my book is I know who cares about the book But I do write about how I have to balance Certain things in my life And part of it is I can't get too consumed
Starting point is 00:06:15 With TV So I had every Netflix show I watch I have to read a chapter of something And I have to make that I have to make those bonds with myself To go, you have to do this But you guys know I'm weird I punish myself.
Starting point is 00:06:24 No, but that's good. That sounds healthy. He does punish myself. Well, good. You'll like my book. It's called Fail Until You Don't. All right. I think it's in June, June 19th.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Can't wait, man. On an audiobook, too. It's going to be fantastic. I might listen to it instead of read it. Amy's going to do, I told you to do the part where she talks. Yeah. Amy, are you ready for that? I'm trying to remember what I wrote.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Yeah, I'm ready. Yeah. You know she's going to go rogue. You know she's going to go rogue. I don't have time for that. I don't have time for that. But it's Amy. I don't have time.
Starting point is 00:06:51 He said the audiobook is a little treat. You get to deviate from the book a little bit. Side notes. Anything we want to talk about before we get on? No. Play the show. I felt like we were both a little less tired today. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:07:02 I feel like finally. Our whiteboard scores were up a little bit today. Oh, good. Yeah. I think both of you guys were in a great mood today. Also, Amy forgets to write her score on the whiteboard, and so I come in to write my score. And then I got a one-up. Then she gets irritated and writes above my score.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Now it's turned into just a strategy game. Tomorrow I'll beat you. Oh, you mean it. at writing it down. I don't know what your score is going to be. Which I could predict. Oh, you act like I'm the most temperament. I think we're equal.
Starting point is 00:07:29 What? I'm not acting like, no, we're equal. We're equal. Yeah, okay, fair enough. I feel like this is our sweet spot, though. Like, if we could start the show at this time every day, it'd be better. I think so, too. But sometimes when I work in the evenings, I go, man, the whole days made me tired.
Starting point is 00:07:45 So it's... Okay, yeah, I didn't say evening I meant right now. Double-edged sword, if you ask me. I still haven't got a tattoo on my arm. Where did that come from? I don't know how long I'm going to do this show. Oh, yeah. That's what it comes.
Starting point is 00:08:00 We're talking about the show. Like timing. I don't know if I can wake up this early in the morning forever. I don't know if I can wake. I take that as aging. Like you say, I don't know how much longer I can wake up this early. And I'm like, yeah, because we've been doing it for so long. We're getting old.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Listen, I've been doing it for 22, right around 22, 23, is 8 and 38, 38, 15, 16 years, waking up at 3 in the morning? No, it's, I didn't... Your body's not supposed to. No, it sucks. So, that being said, until I can figure something now, I'm just, I don't know what my future holds.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Cool. Yeah. But if I ever get that tattoo arm, it means I'm here to stay. That's why I haven't put a microphone arm yet. So we don't know if we have... I don't know. When you say that, I'm like, what are we going to do?
Starting point is 00:08:43 But I don't know. Do I get residuals from your book? Is that my backup plan? It's charged. my audio. If you want my voice, that'll be $5. I told you you should. Every book they sell, you should get a couple dollars for your voice. I don't get a couple dollars
Starting point is 00:08:58 for every book they sell. Yeah, no. I'm not Bobby's a friend. And it's not... And it's a promotion for you and people hear it and go, oh, I like her. I want you about her book. You. You. Amy's going to write a book. Don't think I haven't talking to her about writing a book. I just don't feel like anything to write about. I had nothing to write
Starting point is 00:09:14 about. The first one... I was just going to... Well, if Amy's going to write a book, then I'm writing a book. You should write a daddy book. Let us know how that goes. Start writing it right now. Yeah, yeah, start writing it. I got a lot to write about. He does.
Starting point is 00:09:27 Lunchbox show by a piece of fiction. Wait, Bobby, what's the name of this book? Who? Your latest book. Fail until you don't. What's lunchboxes thing? No, I thought he brought like a romance, like a Fabio type of one. Oh, a romance fiction.
Starting point is 00:09:41 Oh, a romance fiction? Yeah. And he held her by her hips. Lust in her loins. He brushed his hands on her hair. Yeah, it's the narrative of this like rec league soccer coach. Luncherotica. It's a soccer, cloiset soccer player who falls in love with another player.
Starting point is 00:09:59 With a married player and had a pregnant wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he does the audio book. There's a future. Oh, and obviously there has to be illustrations. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He draws, though. Yeah, like stick figures.
Starting point is 00:10:15 I mean, whoa. He kissed her ample, boozeon. We need to get on this. Where's? What is this? You got a mouse in your pocket? His neck beard rubbed her. Well, lunchbox, we're coming up with the concept right now.
Starting point is 00:10:27 That's us. She kicked the garbage out of his car with her passionate thrust. He turns in the book with a napkin. He wrote it all on a napkin. Here it is. Oh, gosh. All right. Making moves.
Starting point is 00:10:42 Is that what it's called? What's called? Then do it. You should write a book called Businessman, Making Business. But he's never made a move ever. He's never made a single move What stories does he have? For 15 years he said about all the movies he's going to make
Starting point is 00:10:54 He's never made one single move It's called what is He could just be a bunch of short stories about Have you made any moves? A lot of moves Name one I moved here Okay
Starting point is 00:11:05 See that's my point That's a move Is that a move? You literally moved yes He was such an entrepreneurial spirit about you What have you ever started? You guys on business? Oh I started a lawn service
Starting point is 00:11:16 When you were? 14 Oh my goodness Okay, so we all did. I did too. Well, you said, did I ever do anything? And I started my own business. But you're a big believer in making big... Big deals.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Businessmen. I'm making big deals. I made a baby. You're a businessman. How to make a baby. That's his book. Okay. We're going to start today's show.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Here we go. Thank you. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Pretty good morning. Good morning. Welcome to our little group here. It's the Bobby Bones show and you. I'm glad you're waking up with us.
Starting point is 00:11:59 Morning studio. Morning! So here's some audio. I haven't played yet. I've been sitting on this for a bit. So I guess you guys were flying back from Las Vegas and I wasn't on your flight. I got in way early. But Lunchbox recorded this? Yes, and there was this stupid dog yapping. Was anyone here on your flight too? Yeah, I was there. Did you hear the dog? Oh, yeah, he yapped.
Starting point is 00:12:19 Yeah? A lot. Here, let me hear this. Anyone on the whole flight? Oh, for like 45. It was an hour and a half flight because we were going from Vegas to Denver. and for that hour and a half it barred probably an hour. Did you feel like you wanted to say something? If the lady would have been sitting next to me,
Starting point is 00:12:44 I would have said something, but she was three or four rows up, so I would love to set something or gotten a $100 gift certificate from the airline because, I mean, we shouldn't be subject to this dog barking. If you're going to bring a dog on the plane and it barks the whole time, you should have to pay every customer on that plane. Wow, that's expensive. Well, if you really want your dog to go, get it to shut up.
Starting point is 00:13:05 So what are people who bring babies on planes and the babies cry? Same thing. Oh, you're about to be a dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But a dad or a baby is something different. You have to take your baby with you. What if it's a service dog?
Starting point is 00:13:19 Yeah. It was in a crate. But it still can be a... Service dogs know how to act. This one did not know how to act. Obviously, it had terrible behavior and just wanted to yap the whole time. I mean, yeah, was she just ignoring it or... Yeah, what was she doing?
Starting point is 00:13:33 Reading a book? Oh, no. I bet she had to feel awkward, though. Like, oh, no, you know how sometimes you pull out in the middle? You pull a little too far in traffic and you're under the life? Yes, yes, yes. And you have to act like you're not in the middle so you don't look at anyone driving. And you're like, oh my God, oh my God, please pull forward, please.
Starting point is 00:13:47 And you just not paying attention to anything. That's probably what she was doing. Probably. Looking at her book like, please stop. Why didn't she pull the dog out and pet it? Yeah, feed it or something. Or give it a little sleeping bill. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Hey, listen. No, I've given my. No, they have those for dogs when they're traumatized by a storm. Bacon wrap, Dramamine. Bit of drill. Okay. I feel like Amy's talking about her kids right now. Recognizing people doing cool things.
Starting point is 00:14:15 It's ICU. You know on Monday the Boston Marathon took place? We had callers that were calling us. And the 34-year-old Desiree Linden became the first American to win the women's race in 33 years. Wow. She represented the U.S. in both 2012 and 2016 in the Olympics. She endured the rain and the cold Boston temperatures and was the first American woman. and she ran it in two hours and 39 minutes.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Oh my goodness. A marathon. That's fast. I can barely drive home that fast. That's my commute. Yeah, so I know it's been a couple days, but this story's been out now, and I just wanted to say inside of the ICU, Desiree Linden, I see you. That's pretty cool, man. I'm not even going to like.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Pretty cool. Over to Ramundo with the news now. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Ray. in airline news, a woman was killed. She was almost sucked out of her Southwest Airlines flight window when the engine exploded. Passengers struggled to somehow plug the window and then tried to give the woman CPR.
Starting point is 00:15:18 The plane had to make an emergency landing. In other news, former First Lady Barbara Bush, she passed away at her home. She didn't want to be at the hospital anymore. She was 92 years old. And finally, the government said they're giving all Americans another day to file your taxes. The IRS website, it had multiple outages yesterday. so you have until midnight tonight to get your taxes in. Get your bones on a Bobby Bones show.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Here's the question, Amy. If your fiancé comes to you and says, Hey, I want to get married, he says, I got this wedding at Costco. Does it bother you at? No. No. I mean, no, it doesn't matter where he got it.
Starting point is 00:15:57 Lunchbox, would you get a ring for Costco? I'll get a ring for anywhere as long as it's cheap enough. I asked that because there's a story about Costco. They have a $400,000. or engagement ring. Oh, what? Yeah. At Costco. At Costco. They don't have very... Hey, things are bigger there, you know? I understand that. You buy in bulk. But usually when you go into a jewelry store, they have guards in its lot. Costco is just a membership store. You could walk in and walk right out. Check your receipt, but you got in your pocket, how are they going to know?
Starting point is 00:16:27 I bet they have security. I bet they're around the ring, I bet too. But a lot of people are hating on it because it's Costco. If I spend half a million on a ring I'm deaf's not buying it from Costco I mean let's not hate on Costco I bet you I mean it's in the diamond right Look at the rings Oh yeah it's like it must be high quality
Starting point is 00:16:46 Because it doesn't look like gargantuan or anything So it must be that Whatever the high quality diamond is It's like A B C D Yeah I think it's A It must be A Oh I don't know about A grid
Starting point is 00:16:56 Is that a good grade? Yeah I think so Well there's that I had a fund for a long time I was saving up. Yeah. Of engagement ring fund. You still have it?
Starting point is 00:17:06 No. You got rid of it. What did you end up transferring that to? Just put it in another savings account and just floating out there. I was saving up money because I thought one day I was going to buy an engagement ring. Bobby was planning head for that color cut and clarity. Is that what they say? The three Cs.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Yeah. I was. I like to plan ahead. My style. I don't anymore. I kind of giving up a bit. What? No, you're not supposed to give up.
Starting point is 00:17:30 You're supposed to, you say things and put them on your. lock screen on your phone. It's not a goal. What do you mean it's not a goal? How's that not a goal? You say you want it. It's not a goal. Okay. No, but you also say you want it. But it's not a goal. Okay. Oh man. It's not a goal. All right. It's not on your vision board. No. It is not. I don't know if it's ever going to happen. It's something you can't force. I can't work hard and make it happen. I mean, there are things you could do. Like what? I believe it's going to happen. Not work so much. Then do what? Then do what? So that you've had more of a personal life?
Starting point is 00:18:06 But then do what? To meet me? You have all the answers. Go ahead. Where do I meet him? No, I don't have all the answers. Oh, stop getting so divisive. Where do you meet him?
Starting point is 00:18:14 Right here. Do you hear that? What do you mean? The microphone. Hello, ladies. I mean, that's where you meet him. It's that easy. This is Bobby Bones.
Starting point is 00:18:22 This is Bobby Bones coming to your ears. Can you hear me? That's not how he wants to meet somebody. He doesn't want to meet someone. Amy. It's time for him to quit being picky about where he meets him. Like, he just needs to start meeting them. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:33 not a goal. Right. Not a goal because he says, where am I going to meet him? I think a goal is something that you can go A to B to C and then achieve it. I think I'm just waiting for the big man upstairs to put that person in my life. Not really how you can do about that. It's a little confusing because A, you have to
Starting point is 00:18:50 open up for A to even be an option and you've shut A down. Yeah. So how's B going to happen? I thought A was a diamond. No. No. It's your goal. The back of the show. Apparently not smiling in pictures. doesn't make you look cooler.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Oh. Because everybody's like, I'm like a smile. I'm going to look cool. But it doesn't make you look cool. It actually makes you look mean. I was reading they showed a bunch of pictures of people. They're like, hey, are they cool or mean? They're like mean.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Because Kanye does that. Not smile? Yeah. I tried that for a bit, but never looked good. Look like I just had like, it was backed up or something. Whenever I didn't smile. He's like, man, he's got some gastrointestinal problems. One way to put it.
Starting point is 00:19:30 A guy ran the Boston Marathon backwards. Lunchbox, you should try to do that. Lunchbox lost to Eddie. He can't do a marathon. Yeah, yeah. He couldn't even do a mile. On Monday, 30,000 runners raced toward the finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Starting point is 00:19:47 This guy, L-O-R-A-N-L-L-R-A-N, ran it backward. He did it to raise money for epilepsy awareness. He raised more than $30,000. Oh, wow. How about that? Backward, 26.2 miles. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Another guy ran the Boston Marathon on Flip-flops. I don't even know how that's possible. without getting some major shin splints. Unless you train in them. Supposedly these flip-flops are supportive. I think probably... They're not like Tivas. Well, what I'm thinking is
Starting point is 00:20:18 it had to be a company thing because if you're doing this, you're bringing awareness to the company. Oh, right. To show it, look how comfortable. It's like, well, I don't want to... I mean, Jared from Subway, probably not the best reference now.
Starting point is 00:20:28 Yeah, I know. I kind of got to let that one go. He's doing a hard time. But I'm saying we all went, hey, you can eat Subway and get skinny. every day. And so, yeah, but probably probably should drop that, Jared from Subway thing.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Yeah, I'm not talking about that anymore. Do you see he tried to, like, sue his way out of jail? No. By doing what? He, like, by saying there was some problem with justice or something, you know, how there's people do in prison? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:52 I'd probably drop that one, huh? Yeah. Just move on with that Jared from Subway reference. I bet you they hate being connected to that. They spent so much time of money, and then, ugh. Yeah. Yeah, we'll just move on.
Starting point is 00:21:03 We'll get telling me something good coming up in a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30 Second Skinny. Chris Stapleton's wife Morgan posted a photo of the two reasons that he couldn't make it to the ACMs on Sunday. It's a picture of their twin boys who arrived more than a month early and the picture is precious. She wrote, thank you for all the love. We're so grateful to finally be home with our sweet family.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Samir Morris straight up called out Rolling Stone for criticizing how the ACMs handled the Route 91 Festival. on Sunday. She believes they did it in a respectful way and tried very hard to help everyone move on. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. Time for my tell me something good here. When a call came in about a man experiencing chest pains, a pair of Alabama firefighters responded to the call. The Birmingham Fire and Rescue Service Department sent them to the home of a 30-year military vet who was having chest pains while most. Mowing his lawn. Do you know where this is going?
Starting point is 00:22:12 I think I do. Go ahead. Take a guess. Did he have a heart attack while he was mowing? But then someone came and finished mowing for him? Yeah, basically. Yes. So what happens was they go and he's okay. They took him to the hospital and they went back and mowed the yard. Yeah, okay. Yeah, they were like, it's the least we can do for somebody for our country.
Starting point is 00:22:32 I know. Isn't that cool? Yeah. That's good. Tell me something good right there. Bobby Bones show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from Minnesota. A 40-year-old man was injured when his rocket bike didn't work out like he wanted it to.
Starting point is 00:22:50 He put some skis, a bike frame, and some jet fuel, and he tried to launch it off his roof. I mean, that to me sounds like the perfect. Yeah, combo. Just, that's going to work? Yeah, totally. I mean, the guy's probably got some sort of astrophysics degree, too, I'm assuming. It doesn't say about his degree, but he suffered some broken bones and was rushed to the hospital. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:13 And the rocket bike did not survive. Did they ever, though? Not yet. And why would you put skis coming off a house? Like, what are you going to land on? Does he live on the water? Do you know? No, I didn't say he landed on the ground.
Starting point is 00:23:29 He wanted to just keep going. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Have you seen these places you go and you throw axes at the wall? No. You take these big axes. You hold above your head. had like Paul Bunyan, you throw them.
Starting point is 00:23:55 It's awesome. It's an axe throwing venue. They have them in New York. They have in Austin. If you have a cool city, they put them there. Yeah. And so now these axe venues, they want liquor approval. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Yeah, right? No, no, no, you cannot mix alcohol in axes. I mean, that's what these people have these. They get, I would compare it to a shooting range. Sure. And they put axes and they grab them, and they go, woo! And they throw them. And they try to stick them into the wall.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Do they serve alcohol in shooting ranges? I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. So they're called experts, people that are good at it. And they're trying to get liquor licenses. Isn't that crazy? I mean, I would like to go to this to try it once.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Yeah. To me, it's like rock climbing because I want a couple times that it was fun, active, but it's not something I would do all the time. Like, I'm probably not getting an ax, they're in league. But I would like to go do that. You're not going to be an expert? I don't think so. What if you're really good?
Starting point is 00:24:51 The CDC confirmed. Lettuce is to blame for E. coli. There's been an outbreak in seven states, six hospitalized, 11. If you can't eat lettuce, what can you eat? Nothing. If you can't eat lettuce, what are we allowed to eat? Ecolee happens. Is that your new shirt?
Starting point is 00:25:07 Sometimes. Echolai happens. More than 200 million eggs, and this was out a couple days ago, are recalled over salmonella fears. I mean, you can't eat eggs? Eggs, lettuce. Salmonella happens. Give me a break. Okay, by the way, the Amy head shirts go up,
Starting point is 00:25:24 and we only have made a few hundred of them, and it's Amy's head on a T-shirt, and the proceeds are going to help the orphanage in Haiti that her kids are from. And so I was messing with their posting pictures of her head on T-shirts for a long time. Yeah, I had no idea what that was about. But we're posting today, we'll say it 10-9 central.
Starting point is 00:25:44 Okay. Yeah, that's when they'll go up. Bobbybones.com, the Amy Headshirts, if you want to get one of those. It's kind of weird. What, the floating hedge? Amy's floating head shirt? I'm like, I mean, it is for a great cause, obviously.
Starting point is 00:25:59 But I'm like, who's, like, one shirt going to sell? I know my dad will probably get one. Well, they'll be up at 10-9 Central. Work your way back, 8 Mountain, 7 Pacific. Bobby Bonds. Eddie took his son to see Sherlock Nome's, the Nome cartoon movie. Nice work. Same that right.
Starting point is 00:26:17 Yeah. So did you go? I did. Yeah, of course I did. Here it is. We went to go see Sherlock Nome. All right, quickly describe the movie. Well, it's a mystery about garden gnomes that got stolen in Sherlock and his assistant.
Starting point is 00:26:36 And Nomeo and Juliet have to find out mysteries and clues and defeat bad guys to get to the garden gnome. Is Nomeo and Juliet a different movie? Yeah, it's like the first part of this. So now they're in Sherlock Nomes. Yes. So these are the same. people that made Nomio and Juliet. Which one do you think is better?
Starting point is 00:26:53 Nomio and Juliet or Sherlock Nomes? Nomeo and Juliet is really cheesy, so I say Sherlock Nomes. Okay, would you recommend this for people to go see the movie? Well, if you like mysteries and movies. Alright, you always like to time the movies, so how long was this movie? One hour and 26 minutes. Out of five Nomes, how do you rate it? Three and a half Nome.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Three and a half Nomes, it got a low rating. Well, it only got one star. What's the next movie you're looking forward to go see? The Incredible is two. All right. When does that come out? Sometime in June. All right.
Starting point is 00:27:27 There he is. It's the lowest rating he's ever given. Ever. I think he's starting to feel like real about these reviews and like, he's getting paid a lot. Yeah. And all that money. Does he like kissing movies?
Starting point is 00:27:38 What do you mean? Like movies with kissing in it? Yeah. He didn't know. He don't like that stuff. How old? He's a 10. It's a kissing movies.
Starting point is 00:27:45 That makes him feel uncomfortable, he says. What if the cartoon characters kiss? Yeah, that's really weird to him. Yeah, me too a little bit. Yeah, they shouldn't be... Cartoon characters shouldn't be kissing. Sometimes I'll see love scenes and movies and by myself. I'm like, I don't look at the screen.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Like, I'm an adult man. Really? And even I feel uncomfortable. I'll be like, ooh, I'm comfortable. Yeah. I'm gonna do that. Huh. Maybe if I'm into it in real life eventually.
Starting point is 00:28:07 It doesn't give you a little tingly feelings. No. No. No. I never had anybody talk to me about that stuff as a kid growing up ever, so it was always uncomfortable for me to talk about. And still to watch, I'm uncomfortable. With love scenes, even when I'm alone.
Starting point is 00:28:20 I know y'all are going to find shocking, but I was watching El Chapo. Oh, yeah. Oh, there we go. There was a scene, and it was so in, like a love scene, but normal. Like, love? I fast-forwarded. Like, I don't, like, that's unnecessary to throw in here.
Starting point is 00:28:35 I don't need that side of El Chapo. You never try to watch 50 Shades of El Chapo. No, I'm not. I'm not at all. So I had to fast forward that. You're right. Sometimes it can be awkward. It's the 10-year anniversary of Need You Now,
Starting point is 00:28:51 from Lady Annabelle. Isn't that crazy? It's been 10 years? So the crazy thing is that it's been 10 years. Secondly, Dave Haywood came over to my house and Dave is one of the three of Lady Annabellum. He's the brains behind the group, but he's not the front of the group. Charles and Hillary are. He's the guy that's seemingly small standing behind them. But he's not small. He's 6-2 at least. Charles is 6'7. But Dave came over to the house and we did a bobby cast and we were talking about this song specifically and need you now. We sat on it for probably eight months, just sitting in our iTunes playlist, and our very
Starting point is 00:29:32 last label meeting to cut. I remember, and again, it's just a beautiful testament. I think Charles and his, what about that? Remember that song we wrote Josh Kear that day? You know, it's kind of like, it sounds just like it'd be a cool album track, you know, kind of one of those like, kind of insider songs that like people just love the vibe. You know, it could probably have like a cool vibe. Isn't it funny that they thought that was just going to be a song that really no one would hear?
Starting point is 00:29:54 just an album cut I mean we started getting calls from every format and then all around the world it literally spread like wildfire I mean country radio it went to number one for four or five weeks and then we sent it to pop radio you know which we caught a little flack for
Starting point is 00:30:10 people do you know when you kind of cross over or send a song out to a different format and stuff so I get that but it went huge it just went massive this is Dave Haywood at my house doing a bobby cast and when we were talking about this song and how it started as voice memo on a phone. Charles had some melodies on the guitar. He had just started playing
Starting point is 00:30:28 guitar actually and learned a few chords on the acoustic. So he came up with some of the melody on the verse. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da the acoustic demo is just we're fumbling all over the melody. You know it's like he messes up a lyric and it was just all over the place. The acoustic demo was really just a voice memo from our phone and so it sounded really rough. So you can hear the whole bobbycast. If you search for it bobbycast on iHartRadio and listen to Dave Haywood, but I thought that's pretty cool, and it's 10 years ago. He said that they couldn't keep their schedule. That song became so big that people were calling from every country inviting them to do every
Starting point is 00:31:05 single thing. Oh, wow. And that an artist will be honest, mostly on the Bobbycast, because I wear them out, we're sitting there for an hour. And I said, do you ever get tired of that song? And he's like, you know, it just did so much for us that there's really not a tired of it. It's just, we have to do it.
Starting point is 00:31:23 So we don't dread it. It just have done it. So it's good. Look at that. Ten years ago. Man, that's how you know you're getting old. Yeah, because I remember us playing that. I have a hang nail issue to my body doing weird things.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Every one of my fingers has a hang nail. All of them. So what does that mean? I don't know. I'm asking you. I'm sorry, I'm not a hangnail medical professional. You're very weird and you know all the body stuff. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:47 Have you been, you know, we're using your hands a lot lately? Yeah, I've been building cars and stuff? Oh. Yeah. Carbrators. Yeah, working on mufflers? No, I don't know. Is there anything you eat that makes hang nails grow?
Starting point is 00:32:00 I don't think so. I buy my nails a little bit, but no more than normal. I don't know what you could be doing other than if you're trying to, like, shed that part of your skin. It's like peeling back. Does that happen? Well, I mean, the hangnails, the skin that's coming off and then it gets caught, and that's why it's like the hangnail. A big hangnail issue right now. It's bossly.
Starting point is 00:32:20 I wake up at night, my finger's throbbing. That's painful. I have some little clippers you can do, and I go around. and clip all the skin around your fingers. It's so crazy. It's so crazy. It doesn't hurt. Amy likes to pop my pimples and then pluck things off of me.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Oh, it feels so good if I could just trim your hang nails. That'd make you feel so good. Yeah. Let's do a never going to get it here. There you go. According to this, using a phone while driving is now tied with something else as the number one driving distraction. So it used to only be using your phone. But now this is tied with using your phone as the number one driving distraction.
Starting point is 00:32:57 Amy, I'll let you ruin it if you can ruin it. Eating? Eating, she says. Not it. And now around the room with the never going to get it, using a phone while driving is the number one driving distraction, but this is now tied it. Our producer Eddie, Eddie?
Starting point is 00:33:22 Talking to your kids in the back seat. Oh, big time distraction. Show me the kids. Lunchbox. Go ahead. The radio. The radio, he says. Show me the radio.
Starting point is 00:33:32 Adam and Georgia, you're on, bud Hey, welcome I'm going to go with singing in the car You do that a lot? I do do that a lot What's your jam right now? You sing along with Like the Florida Georgia line, Bibi Rex a song Yeah, if it's meant to be, it's meant to be
Starting point is 00:33:48 Because baby it meant to be That's right Yeah, I'm talking about No, that's not it though But that's a good one Maybe we do, maybe we don't Maybe we will, maybe we won't Because it's be a B to be
Starting point is 00:33:59 Yeah, I'm with you on that one Yeah, BV. No, that's not it. Thank you. It's actually grooming yourself in the car. Oh. Like shaving? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:09 Or me, I club my tone else. Getting ready. The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby Bones. So Barbara Bush died yesterday. She was in her 90s. And you can tell the difference on when someone is well respected and when someone just super loved. And I was listening to people on all the networks. Just love on her.
Starting point is 00:34:29 Mm-hmm. She just seemed like. Someone that if you knew, you just loved, you couldn't help but be around her and be inspired. And so I watched a lot of it. I used to know watch the stuff if people die. It makes me sad. But I watched a lot of people coming onto all the networks just talking about her. I don't have a personal relationship with her.
Starting point is 00:34:51 I know, Amy, you used to hang out with the Bush granddaughters. He went to high school with them. Yeah, they went to my school. So, yeah, definitely feeling for them today because I know that they were super close. Did you ever meet her, Barbara? No, I met. Well, I'm trying to think if she was there. I've met George Bush Sr.
Starting point is 00:35:07 And then... Their dad, George W. And then their dad and then Laura Bush, but not... I don't think I met her, no, Barbara. She had decided to stop doing all the proactive, keep you alive stuff. Yeah, I mean, when I read that, and they were never... I don't know that they were ever using the word, but yeah, it's the point in my... Where you kind of enter more of a hospice stage, where you're going to just try to be comfortable
Starting point is 00:35:33 and not try to prevent it. So I had a friend whose grandfather this just happened to where he said, hey, I'm tired of having all the needles put into me, I'm tired of just struggling to stay alive. And he's like, I'm done. He said, I've had a good life. And his wife had died recently. And he's like, I'm done, I'm done.
Starting point is 00:35:51 So they stopped doing all the care to keep him alive, and they just let him rest. And he went to sleep that night. And he woke up the next day and he was so mad. He was like, why am I here? Oh. He's like, I was ready to go. Oh, I get for you're saying now.
Starting point is 00:36:07 This is like three weeks ago. Has it happened yet? No, he's still alive. Oh. And he's like, what's happening? But they're still keeping him comfortable? Well, yeah. Obviously.
Starting point is 00:36:15 He didn't want to feel bad. He's like, wow, what's the deal? I don't know if he decided. Okay, fine, start treating me again. I guess I'm going to live. He is being a little honor like that, but he's going, yo, I want to sleep. I'm ready to go.
Starting point is 00:36:29 Yeah. Isn't that funny? Yeah, it is. I mean, yeah, you just never know when your body's going to keep fighting. There is the IRS payment site and yesterday the tax filing deadline
Starting point is 00:36:41 it crashed and people couldn't pay their taxes. The whole site went down. Hours before the midnight tax day deadline, the IRS page for paying your tax bill crashed and it wouldn't let users do anything. So you still have to pay your taxes. If you're listening and you thought
Starting point is 00:36:57 this is a good year. Skip out of your ride. Yesterday, Lunchbox revealed his refund whichever year is some astronomical amount. And this year it is $9,200. That's what he's getting back from the government. Yeah. But you made you gave them that to begin with, right?
Starting point is 00:37:13 I guess. I don't really understand how you guys think I gave it to them. They took it. You overpaid them, and now you're just actually getting it back. Okay. It's like another paycheck. I'll take it. Yeah, but you would have got it all anyway.
Starting point is 00:37:25 Yeah. I don't see it. I don't understand. Basically, you're using the government as your bank when you're getting no interest on it. See, actually lost money. They borrowed your money. money and you were like, okay, don't get it. I disagree with that because they didn't take any
Starting point is 00:37:36 money, like my flights and when I go on vacations to cities where we're on the air. Don't say vacations because if the IRS is listening, you're going to go to jail. Work trips to these cities. I paid for those trips and now I'm getting money back from those trips. But you would have got money anyway. Well, regardless, when do you get your $9,200? Whenever it comes in the mail, I guess two to three weeks, I don't know how long it takes to mail you something, but I can't wait. I'll check. it every day. And so what are you going to do with the money? I'm going to go on a datchelor party. And where are you going to go? I haven't figured that out yet. Are you going to ride it off?
Starting point is 00:38:10 Ride it off because we'll talk about it on the air. That's a double win for me. Bobby, he's already talking about it. We don't know where it is. Yeah. Once I figured out, you will know. And that way, hey, that's the tax write off for 2018. Hey, let's keep the story off the air. So they can't ride it off. No, no, no, datchelor party. You got to know all about it. It's a party before I'm become a dad. The guys go. We go and live it. up one last weekend. You can't live it up after the baby comes? No.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Was it your life's over after that? Yeah, it's pretty much over. You're a dad then. This is a datchelor party. Sort of like a bachelor party before the wedding. We get it. Let's go over to Amy with a little Tell Me Something Good.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Shout out Zingellar dry cleaners. They have collected 6,300 prom dresses. They're part of the Glass Slipper Project, where If there's girls that can't afford a prom dress, well, they get it from there. And it's pretty amazing that they've collected over 6,000. That's a lot of dresses. And it's just a friendly reminder that if you have dresses sitting around your closet, you can donate it to things like this because it's really a special night for girls
Starting point is 00:39:19 that otherwise couldn't afford a dress. That's good. There you go. Yeah. What did you yell? What did you happen? What on earth? Anybody just started yelling at me.
Starting point is 00:39:30 She wants to start the show. Oh, you know that was the skinny intro? Wow. I was going to set up a segment coming up. Sorry, I got excited. Lunchbox accidentally found out the race. You know, the race of the baby. Amy threw me off yelling at me.
Starting point is 00:39:47 His baby's Caucasian. You don't need a 23 of me. I think we're good. Lunchbox found the sex of his baby accidentally. That's coming up. And not only that, little things that annoy you. That's a segment. But I'm telling you, my heart jump when Amy's already yelling at me.
Starting point is 00:40:00 Over to the skinny Amy. Here, whatever story you're starting with, you are fired up about, man. Bobby Bonset. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So she's less than a week old, but Chloe Kardashian's baby True Thompson already has an Instagram account, at True. Oh, wow, they bought at True. To me, it's not that the baby has an account.
Starting point is 00:40:23 It's that they bought At True, which had to be owned by somebody. Yeah, I, too, was shocked by that because you know that they had to throw down some money for that. And whoever had at True probably got paid. Lunchbox, have you reserved your baby's Instagram account yet? No, because we have not settled in the name. So I have to, I will reserve it before I tell you guys the name. Okay. Okay, the Billboard Music Award nominations were announced.
Starting point is 00:40:44 And the two country artists with the most nominations are Sam Hunt and Chris Stapleton. They each have five nominations, including the nomination for top country artists, along with Thomas Rett, Luke Holmes, and Kane Brown. The Billboard Music Awards will be hosted by Kelly Clarkson, May 20th. on NBC. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds, skinny. Man, this is a lot.
Starting point is 00:41:08 Scared the crap out of me, man. Sorry. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bounder. 19 minutes away from
Starting point is 00:41:25 Lunchbox accidentally finding out the sex of his baby. That baby's doing August. We're going to hear that story on the way. Amy's Morning Corny now. The Morning Corny! Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:41:47 You don't want to say that part back? Okay. Their ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Two antennas. That was the Morning Corny. There you go. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show.
Starting point is 00:42:08 Southwest. story was crazy, huh? Yeah. The window busted because the shrapnel and it half sucked a person out of the airplane? On a southwest flight. Yeah. It's so weird because nothing like this happens domestically. Rarely does it happen internationally. A Southwest Airlines flight from New York to Dallas blew an engine yesterday. A piece of it broke the window and almost sucked out a passenger. The plane made an emergency landing in Philadelphia. Sadly, the woman didn't make it. Is someone else in critical condition to, or was she the one? I think she should. I think she, was the one.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Then I read it. Hmm. It says it's been almost a decade since a passenger died in an accident involving an American commercial airlines.
Starting point is 00:42:48 That's how rare it is. Yeah. The last time it happened was 2009. It had taken off from LaGuardia and New York was going to Dallas. The engine blew out.
Starting point is 00:42:57 A piece of shrabnel flew off the engine and smashed a hole in one of the windows. The other passengers had to literally pull her back into the plane. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:43:06 After that, everyone on the plane braced themselves. Imagine you're on a plane and you see that happen. You probably think that's it. The pilots were able to get the... And shout out to the pilots because they landed the plane while this is happening at an airport. Again, that shows you, too, if something crazy happens,
Starting point is 00:43:22 they were still able to land this plane at an airport safely. The woman rushed to the hospital. Yeah, she didn't make it. They're examining the plane to figure out what wrong. Launchbox, anything else about this? Just if the engine exploded, they... They have no clue. They're investigating, but can you imagine being the person that's pulling her back in, the reaction you have to have?
Starting point is 00:43:46 I bet you don't even think about it. I bet it's just, uh-oh, bootgrab. I mean, there's no time to think about things like that. But I read people were texting, like their family. Yeah, like it's over. Yeah. We're done. I saw the picture of the engine.
Starting point is 00:44:00 It looks like an explosion. Yeah. Like, it's not a propeller that flew off. No, it was pretty much torn apart. Yeah, it looked like an explosion. Man, that is nuts. Yeah, so there's that. What else do you want to talk about?
Starting point is 00:44:13 My person is my parking spot today. Again? A Cadillac. Should we get it towed? Dude, how funny would that be? That would be awesome. We should do it. Toot?
Starting point is 00:44:22 Yeah, how funny would that be? The irony is I don't have a parking spot. That's the real irony. I don't have a parking spot. They'd be like so confused. Like, so wait, why did I get towed? I just have a spot that I was parking. You know why you got toad.
Starting point is 00:44:35 You just tell them. Don't tell them. You tell me why you got to. you know. Yeah. Yeah. Why do you think you got towed? Yeah, as I pulled in, my spot was taken this morning. I wanted to do a segment about stupid things that annoy you. Just kind of trivial to switch it from that. So stupid things that annoy you right now. I give you
Starting point is 00:44:51 another one. I can't say where it is yet, but we're going on in a new city and they already did. So we do tell me something good. We've been doing it for 15 years. So because we were doing it, they started doing it. Which is fine with me. I want everybody to do it. But now we're replacing that show. And so, and I'm recording the liners to go on the air there. And it's like, you know, and I know the show before us created, tell me something good,
Starting point is 00:45:14 and we're going to come in and keep going. Oh, yeah. And I'm going, no, that's not what happened. Oh. Yeah. And I'm supposed to say that. They took it from us. And it should annoy me what it does. Well, it annoyed you and then you refused to do it. That's true. I did. Oh, yeah. Amy was in the room with me. That's right. Good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:30 I forgot about that part. I was like, I'm not doing this. I'm out, man. Well, I mean, because it doesn't, I mean, unfortunately, I mean, the cool part is it is such a great feature on shows. I forgot. I did not to do it. The company has encouraged other shows to implement it, so it makes sense. But then when we come in after that, it does look like we're like, oh, let's do what
Starting point is 00:45:49 they did. How Beyonce of me, huh? I like it. I just wasn't going to read it like that. Even if it was in the script. Yeah. What's annoying you, AIM? Something small.
Starting point is 00:45:59 Oh, something small. Well, this annoys me about, oh, every month. When my husband or anyone asks me if I'm peop. PMSing, or they blame some of my behavior on PMSing when I'm not PMSing. You know? That annoys me because it just means I'm straight up being awful. I just, I don't blame anything anymore. You just have kids and that and it's just a lot.
Starting point is 00:46:21 So I just don't assign anything to it anymore. Well, I just think it's the thing you probably should just not say to girls. So let's just not say it. But what if you know it's about that time? If you are positive, go for it. Because then I have validation for my craziness. But if you do it when it's not even close to me, time that annoys me.
Starting point is 00:46:37 Lunchbox? The last two times I've gone to the grocery store. They've had one register open, but eight self-checkout lines open. And so you're forced to self-checkout. Why you hate self-checkout? Because I'm going there for your service. You are supposed to have cashiers. If I'm going to pay the same price for my groceries, I want someone to do their work for me.
Starting point is 00:46:54 I'm not there to do the work. Or else you should pay me an hourly wage. Now he wants to get paid to do self-checkout. That is so frustrating to me. Open more registers because you have cashiers. Don't make me do the work. They do have cashiers standing by the self-hepout help check. It is a little bit annoying because they're standing there.
Starting point is 00:47:12 Listen, pass a 10 years, they're going to be no cashiers. Yeah, there's usually only two left. Yeah, there are no more. That's not a thing. Get used to it. That's the thing. No more cashier is going to happen. You have to get paid to go grocery shop.
Starting point is 00:47:22 Because when I have fruit, they have to come look up the code and type it in for you. And so they might as well just have their register open. I don't do produce and self-checkout. Eddie, anything? I guess right now it's like allergy season, so a lot of people are sneezing. I'm taking pride in telling everyone bless you. but they don't say thank you back. And that annoys me.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Like, I'm saying, you just pride in that? You sneeze. I say, hey, bless you. And they just keep walking. I'm like, hey, how about a thank you for blessing me? That's the dumbest thing. What do you mean? It's like opening the door for someone.
Starting point is 00:47:52 And they don't say thank you. I blessed you. But isn't the joy in doing it for someone else not getting it back? Yikes, is it? No, he's taking pride in it, Bobby. I'm just like, hey, bless you. You sneezed. Man, you're such a good dude.
Starting point is 00:48:03 Thank you. Yeah. Well, okay, next up, Lunchbox's baby, he found out what it is. Hey, boy, your girl. Can't wait. I know. Seriously, I need to know. We don't know in this room.
Starting point is 00:48:13 None of us know anything except that. No. I didn't even know to you teased that he had found out. Like, how long has he known? I don't know. Amy, I don't know anything about this. And it's annoying me. I mean, I was talking about stupid things that annoy you.
Starting point is 00:48:30 Hey, you're on the air, Carmen in Nashville. Good morning, an awesome person. Thank you very much. I appreciate you calling. What you got for me? Yeah. It annoys me so bad when people, use the wrong doors. They
Starting point is 00:48:42 go in the exit and out the entrance. It drives me insane. Yeah. And that's why this is called stupid things that annoy you because it doesn't annoy me, but it does it? No. Oh man. Yeah, at the grocery store, there's in, there's out. Or at Target, there's in, there's out. And sometimes people try to go through
Starting point is 00:49:00 the out and... Oh, God forbid. Oh! But again... But then they act like you're in the way when you're trying to go, yeah. Carmen, thank you for the call. I'm giving you a hard time. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Hey, Becky. Yes.
Starting point is 00:49:13 Tell me yours. I went to the doctor a day before yesterday, and there's three ladies up front, and I said, where do I sign in at, which window? They point to a kiosk computer. And I looked at them, I said, are you serious? I said, yes, so I had to go use a same computer that every sick person has gone there today, and go ahead and put my information in, scan my insurance card, and then slide my payment. Yeah, you're talking my...
Starting point is 00:49:39 That's my language there. Me too. I'll be completely disgusted by that. I knew you would. You're going to go and tell me to touch everything every other sick person's being told at that doctor? Yes. What kind of doc?
Starting point is 00:49:50 What kind of quacky, cracker jack deal is this place? How about I look everybody's hands sit in the waiting room too? And they have a daughter of handset and clothing. I thought, are you serious? This is crazy. I don't know what's going on. Well, thank you for that call. That's a good one.
Starting point is 00:50:06 Now, that's a good one. I appreciate that. Whenever I go into a bathroom and they don't have some way to open the door, like either one of those foot things or they don't have a trash can right next to the door handle. Because what I will do is wash my hands and take a paper towel and take it to the handle and pull it. If there's nothing, that's annoying to me. Yeah. Lunchbox?
Starting point is 00:50:25 Well, you just said that those are going to be gone in a couple years of the cashiers. So receptionist will be gone too and you're going to do everything by computer. It's the same thing. It's not really the same thing. Someone's got to tell you what you need to do. There'll be one person like the self-checkout person that's sending a wife. watching all of them. So it's the same thing you're talking about. There'll be someone there. In the future, we're just not even going to have to go to the doctor's FaceTime him and be like,
Starting point is 00:50:46 these are my symptoms. Well, you can do that already. You can out one of those, one of those webcam apps. Lunchbox is going to have a baby in August. First baby. Now it's time for a baby box update. Okay, so what happened you found out the sex of your baby? Yeah, we weren't going to find out the gender of the baby. And on accident, we were told the gender of our baby. How do you get accidentally told? So my sister's a nurse, and I'm on the phone with my sister, and we're talking about the baby and our last appointment.
Starting point is 00:51:19 She goes, oh, what was the heart rate? And I said it was 140. And my sister just nonchalantly just goes, oh, my gosh, you're having a girl. And I was like, why? And she didn't mean to. Wait, what did it have to do with anything? Yeah, what is one? I don't know about the baby heart rate.
Starting point is 00:51:38 The heart rate. She's a nurse. She knows these things. I don't know. And she goes, I mean, that's just what my daughter's heart rate was at the same appointment. And I'm like, okay, so it may just be absolute coincidence. But she's a nurse. So she knows these things.
Starting point is 00:51:54 I'm not a nurse or a doctor. So once she tells me, I'm like, great. So my wife went out and bought a couple girl outfits. Hold on. You should Google that because Google is the same thing as in the doctor. Yeah, yeah, Google that. Yeah, Google that. Because I don't, maybe a caller can call it.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Hey, let's do this. Hey, Hillary on the phones. I know we have a lot of people that are still calling about the annoying things. Thank them for their calls, but I want to have people calling about this. Can you hear me? Okay, cool. You can yell. We're on the radio.
Starting point is 00:52:21 I mean, you can say audible words. Can you hear me? Yeah. Thank you. All right, cool. Perfect. Oh, hmm. What you say?
Starting point is 00:52:28 It says that baby girls' heartbeats are typically faster in the womb. Below 140 is a boy. Yeah. And then... 140 above is a girl. But if they said 140, it's right on the line. It could be a really high-performing athletic man. Mine says if you're like 120s, you're a boy.
Starting point is 00:52:47 And then if you're like one... Let me get a baby doctor on the phone. Guys, my wife just texted me. She said my boys, both of my boys were at 150. Oh! So there you go. Oh, man. Now, wait, whoa, hold on.
Starting point is 00:52:58 Because you seem distraught that it's a girl. He just seems... But his wife already bought girl outfits. Did you double check it with anyone and say, hey, like a doctor or nurse that knows for sure? I don't know anybody. You know the nurse and did you monitor? But we already been to the doctor and they didn't tell us.
Starting point is 00:53:15 You can call them. They have phones. Oh, I guess I could have done that. But maybe you don't really want to know. Or you don't want confirmation that it is a girl. That's the problem. I don't want to go and I don't know. But my sister, I feel bad for my sister.
Starting point is 00:53:28 Are you disappointed that you found out because you wanted to be surprised or you're disappointed that it's possibly a girl? Both. Which one are you more disappointed about this? That's a girl. Oh, my goodness. Wow. She's going to go back and listen to this. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:53:40 That's funny. Listen, I'm being honest. I know. People want a boy. They do. I don't think men want a boy. You want a boy. So Lunchbox finds out that his baby's a girl.
Starting point is 00:53:52 In his mind, he found out because he's talking to a sister, who's a nurse. And she said, oh, the heart rate's 140? You're having a girl. And he's like, no. He didn't want to find out, and he doesn't want a girl. But not in that order, right? Right. You don't want a girl first.
Starting point is 00:54:06 Right. I don't want to know second. Which sounds... When did you find out? Because you started getting really irritable about three days ago. Like hard in this room. I think it was Sunday when I talked to my sister. Eddie?
Starting point is 00:54:19 Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense, huh? It makes perfect sense. He's been in a bad mood. Bad mood. Lauren, you're on the air. Thank you for calling.
Starting point is 00:54:27 Hi, I was pregnant with my first child and they were doing an ultrasound very early. And the heartbeat was fast. And the doctor said, oh, it looks like you're probably going to have a girl because of the heart rate. But nine months later, he was a boy. Oh. Wow. There's still a chance. Yeah. So you're saying there's a chance. Thank you for calling. Hey, Casey and Georgia. Yes. Shed some light on this. Okay. My doctor told us that it was kind of like a wife's tale kind of thing, that it could be an indicator, but you can't solely base it on that. Like, I'm pregnant with the fifth child that I've carried. I had a girl.
Starting point is 00:55:07 and she had a boy's heart rate. I had a boy, and he had a boy's heart rate, I think. I had twins through a surrogacy for another couple. Wow. And they had the same heart rate throughout. One was a girl and one was a boy. And I'm currently pregnant for another family through a surrogacy again. We haven't found out what this baby is yet.
Starting point is 00:55:34 Hold on. I want to launch the story. Hold on. We have all the time for that one. You've had two babies for other people? I had twins. Yeah, about almost two years ago, I had twins for another family through a surrogacy, and now I'm pregnant again.
Starting point is 00:55:48 Can I ask you some questions about this? Sure. Because this is totally foreign to me. So someone pays you. Like, is that a pretty good paycheck? Yeah. How much? Yeah, we do.
Starting point is 00:56:03 I mean, you can always say you don't, but I mean, if I act like I didn't want to know how much that chart that cost, I'd be crazy. You can say, okay, how about this? Over $30,000? It's around that. Okay, good. So how do you advertise that you want to be a surrogate? And by the way, good for you.
Starting point is 00:56:21 Like I say this, I mean, that's fantastic because you're affording someone the opportunity to have a baby who wouldn't be able to do it. But how do you advertise that? Craigslist? No. It's actually something I didn't really know a lot about. My sister had infertility problems.
Starting point is 00:56:38 And I was looking into doing it for her, but she was able to conceive on her own. And I just kind of had that feeling I wanted to do it for somebody. So we met this lady in Atlanta that has a surrogacy agency, and she matches you up with couples who are looking for surrogate. Do you get put in a book, and they, like, flip through and go, I want that. No. So, you know, like, she just kind of goes through and tries to figure out who she thinks would work well together and have kind of the same, you know, morals and standards and stuff like that. Yeah. So in relation to that, like, is there like a contract that says, I could see some parents being like, you can, you have, we want you to work out, we want you to eat this, we want you to not smoke, take care of yourself. But there's like a whole legal, you have to have like two lawyers that draw up contracts.
Starting point is 00:57:31 and it's very, I mean, it's their child, but it's my body. Okay. Do you ever want to keep the babies? No, I didn't have any kind of emotional attachment. I mean, I love them, but I just, I knew the whole time they weren't mine because they had no genetic relationship to me. Is it easier to be pregnant? I've always had easier pregnancies, I guess. I've always been blessed with easy pregnancies and easy labors.
Starting point is 00:58:00 so I don't know that's always just kind of been easy for me for the twins did you get paid double no solid question that feels like family food good question good question okay okay how about this one are you married yes what does your husband think about that
Starting point is 00:58:16 I mean when we first started thinking about it it was kind of like weird but he was kind of interested in it so what happens why is he interested in it like financially Is it kind of his thing? Like, what is it? No, I think he just knew how passionately I wanted to help another couple.
Starting point is 00:58:36 And as soon as we met the couple, you have to meet them and, you know, like, get to know them. And, like, we fell in love with them and you just see this couple who wants a baby so desperately. And you're like, okay, we'll do it. You know what I mean? It's like they just wanted a baby so. And they've been through, like, years and years of trying to have a baby. Yeah, one last question, Amy. Well, I mean, I just, I didn't know if her husband.
Starting point is 00:58:59 was military because sometimes like if spouses are deployed for nine months or a year, the wives will be surrogates back home and have a baby while they're gone and make some money and then... That sounds like medieval times. Yeah. Like the night would go away and then they would have a baby. Not even somebody else. That just sounds crazy.
Starting point is 00:59:17 Yeah. Well, listen. We see the babies like, you know, like a couple of times a year and... Oh, that's cool. Still? You still see the babies? Yeah. We have an open relationship.
Starting point is 00:59:29 with them. They send me pictures like every week. We meet them on their... That's crazy. There's no way. There's no way, no way. Wow. They're going to call us like aunt and uncle. They just call us Aunt Casey and Uncle Peyton. It's kind of a neat experience. Well, thank you for sharing your story because I am... But yeah, I don't believe the heart rate thing. I mean, there's only two choices, boy or girl. It could be right or 50-50 chance. Hey, that's right. I don't think to indicate it. Because if it's meant to be, it'll be, baby. Maybe just let it be.
Starting point is 01:00:00 Right. That's what we say. Okay. Lunch. Just ride with it. Yes. Thank you very much for your call. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:00:07 I'm just over here just hoping that my sister's wrong for once. And that you just want a boy. You just do not want a girl. Yeah. All right. Well, just call the doctor. Oh, my goodness. Can you imagine lunchbox coming back to work after it's a girl?
Starting point is 01:00:23 Once he gives birth and he's raising a girl. Are you going to... Oh, man. He's been in a bad mood now. Like, you imagine? Didn't Chris Ableton have boys? Are they twin boys? Yeah, twin boys.
Starting point is 01:00:33 Yeah, his wife finally posted something on Instagram, a picture, and so cute. And they were born a month early, so they're so tiny. Carrie Underwood just released her album. Cry Pretty the album comes out September 14th. She just posted that. Good for her. Kind of anxious to see Carrie again. One, because I think she's awesome and I like her.
Starting point is 01:00:56 Two, Amy's reading a story I walked in. It was like the complete saga of Carrie Underwood's disappearance. Yeah, no, it was Carrie Underwood's face at the ACM Awards. Oh, the face. A complete guide to an enduring mystery. You know, the thing about Carrie's face is that everybody wants to know, but she really only has to talk about it once or twice. And then go, she's already talked about it.
Starting point is 01:01:15 Because she's going to have to talk about it to get it out there because that's what everybody wants to know. That's what the ACMs put her in the third hour. Mm-hmm. Because they wanted people to go, ooh, we're going to wait around and see what's up with Carrie. And then everyone was looking and was like, like, wait, I'm confused. I don't know what's up with Carrie. At least that's what was going on with my girlfriends. In fact, I had a girlfriend that texted me this article
Starting point is 01:01:37 because she was like, it breaks down dates and pictures and where she was seen from November to April. And that's my point is that people want to know. There are blogs about this, but she has to, she didn't have to do anything. She could go and say, I have no comment. Right. And you'd have to respect that. But people want to know. And so she needs to tell it wants her twice fully. I volunteer this show, as a matter of fact. great idea. And then she's done. She doesn't have to continue to talk about it forever. So I volunteer this show's tribute. Come on in. Let's put it all out there. To end the mystery. Don't talk about it with anybody else. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Boom.
Starting point is 01:02:16 This is a noble of you. Thank you very much. Volunteer like that. Yes. Well, but truthfully, that's what she, you know, she has to do it. That's what people want to know. Oh yeah. People want to know. People leave asking me, I'm like, I don't know anything. I got carry on speed dial. The crazy thing about it all is that she was going to take a break anyway. Like she was going to go away because she said, hey, I'm going to take it some time off. Yeah, I'm family and whatnot. Well, regardless. I mean, she had family regardless.
Starting point is 01:02:39 I know, but I just remember reading that. She was going to take a break, and then this happens during the break. So it makes it seem like she took a break because of this. So, yeah, there's that. And that's what I saw on Amy's computer. It was like the behind the scenes, Carrie Underwood. I know. I was like way down into a rabbit hole.
Starting point is 01:02:59 He's like, what are you doing? I said, no worry about it. She'd like turn her computer around. I was embarrassed that I was reading. A wife walks and a husband looking at something. They shouldn't be looking. Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm like, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Starting point is 01:03:07 No, I'm not reading a 15th article about this. Nope. Amy loves this Jake Owen song made for you. Yeah, so good. You're 2000 and late. No, I mean, I was here when he, I mean, he performed it in here too. I mean, but I just love it. I feel like I don't know that Jake really went anywhere necessarily.
Starting point is 01:03:27 He switched labels. Time off. Okay. Well, then there's that. But he's back. Yeah, it's really good. So good. I wish he had to listen to me earlier.
Starting point is 01:03:41 Yeah. You know what I mean? I just have so many good opinions about stuff. You're just always ahead of things. I'm always behind. It's fine. Do you think I'm too ahead sometimes? Maybe a little bit.
Starting point is 01:03:48 Like too progressive? Would you say? Like when people say he's way before his time, way ahead of his time? Am I before my time? Probably a little bit. I need to get behind the time. then. Hatch, hold on.
Starting point is 01:04:00 Because I was made for you. I love his heart too. Yeah. Friday nights are made for football games. Yeah. Yep. And hats are made for old baldheads. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:18 And I was made for you. But that's what things are made for. Anyway, Carrie Underwood announced her new record. Cry Pretty. September. Mr. Bobby Bone. Transmit. So here are people most likely to cheat in a relationship.
Starting point is 01:04:50 Oh. Do you want this? Yeah. Number one, heavy social media users. Because the more often a person uses Twitter or Instagram, the more often they have relationship conflicts. I don't really see the connection there. But that's number one. Number two, men whose age ends in nine because men at 29, 39, 49, 59, are facing milestone years in their lives.
Starting point is 01:05:16 and they're most prone to cheating. How old Jasmine? 40. Oh, you're good then. Except for last year. Yeah. How long have you been married? 11 years.
Starting point is 01:05:29 Someone who has already cheated. According to research from the University of South Alabama, both men and women who are unfaithful are more likely to be unfaithful again. Because they've shown the ability that they're able to do that. Friskeyer mates. According to this intimacy experts, having a partner who is suddenly more physical can mean they are cheating. You're trying to make it up to you.
Starting point is 01:05:49 Oh, I thought if you were just like naturally frisky. No, no, no. It's just if all of a sudden your person's like extra. Yeah. And then, well, I thought I read this article. There was something else. Like, yeah, wealthy men and poor women. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 01:06:05 Wealthy men, poor women. I was like, oh. Wow. Yep. So. But that ties in. Armed with power and money, men can become fluent in the language of illicit affairs. The surprise here is that.
Starting point is 01:06:15 Poor women are more likely to cheat than wealthier women. So. Oh, I took it as the wealthier men. Wealthier men have power. No. Wealthier men have power, they feel. And lower income women cheat in hopes of moving up in the genetic or financial ladder to benefit even children. They say it goes to even that part of them.
Starting point is 01:06:34 So it's not just a, you know, I want to feel good. Yeah. Yeah, you don't want to get a nice purse? It's, I want my kids to have a better life. And a little bit, don't you go, I get it. Yeah. Smart. Like you take them off for the kids
Starting point is 01:06:46 You know me? Yeah for a little bit though Yeah I have breaking news Tomorrow at 8 7 Central Carrie Underwood will be in studio What are you thinking about that Ann That's fast
Starting point is 01:07:07 Hey I didn't see what I got over here Amazing So 8 7 Central tomorrow Carrie Underwood will be on And I haven't talked to her I haven't talked to her I guess we've corresponded digitally a couple times, a couple messages, but I really haven't talked to her, so I don't know. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:24 I can't say that I'm not excited, though, to see her. For a bunch of reasons. But that's all tomorrow morning. Carrie Underwood in studio. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. I was reading this story about this job. It says, would you be able to clean up crime scenes for a living?
Starting point is 01:07:43 Because they have this family business. It's called certitude cleaning services. This family does it. And they go to crime scenes and clean up all this stuff. Traumatic cleanup. And you make about 65 grand a year doing crime scene cleanups. What do you think, lunchbox? No chance.
Starting point is 01:07:59 No, no, no, no, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Maybe for a million dollars I could do that. But for no way would I go to a crime scene and be wiping up the blood and the, oh, no, no, no, no. Chris, hello, in Ohio. Yes, sir. You do this? Yes, sir. I'm actually on my way to one right now.
Starting point is 01:08:19 So you're a crime scene technician? Yes, sir. Now, without I getting too into the grossness here, if there's an awful crime, are you on the cop speed dial as the guy to call to be the cleaner-upper? Actually, it's third party. So we get contracted out, and we do get called in to come clean up. And that's not weird to you? Well, I actually served four years in the Marine Corps, so...
Starting point is 01:08:47 Oh, man, so you got introduced to it that way. way, huh? I got the stomach. So is it a stomach you had to develop? Meaning the first time you saw it is probably pretty bad and then you just more and more you got to be, well, I can handle this? Yeah, your feelings just aren't into it. Does that make sense? Is it a pretty good living?
Starting point is 01:09:09 It's not bad. Does it depress you? Because I would just think me doing that as a career, I would be so down all the time. It depends on the scenario or situation, I would guess. Are you married? Because I would wonder if someone's with you if you're single. Like, what do you do? I clean up crime next.
Starting point is 01:09:27 Like, you for sure, I can get no tender matches on that one, you know? I am married with three kids. And what do you tell your kids you do? I just tell them my clean houses. Man. I don't want them to have that in their head at that young of the age. Yeah. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:09:44 Well, I don't even going to ask you about exactly what. what you're doing, but I appreciate you calling the show. Not a problem, thank you, sir. Amy, would you do it? I don't think I could do it. $100,000 a year. Oh, I... It's a lot of money.
Starting point is 01:09:56 It's a lot of money. I just don't think I could... That would just be too much for me to take home every day. I think eventually I could. You think so? I do now that I think about it. Oh, it makes me sad just thinking about it. No one's happy about it.
Starting point is 01:10:08 I know. No one goes, that's a job. I want. Somebody's got to do it. Yeah, he tells his kids they have to clean houses. Oh, that's a sad part. Yeah, well, I saw that. That's weird.
Starting point is 01:10:16 called in because I just read about a family business where that's what they do and that's what they make. There's a movie too called Sunshine Cleaning. That's what it's about. We'll go over to Morgan number 2 is 24. Sometimes you've got to keep us in check. We wonder what a 24 year olds care about. Morgan number two, good morning. How are you? Good. Good. How are you? I'm good. Yeah. The microphone's broken. Everything's broken. I quit. I quit. I'm done. I'm done with the show. No, no, no. One more try. Hi. Hi. Two more tries.
Starting point is 01:10:47 Hello? Hello? Oh, it works now. Just please walk over to Amy before I go absolutely out of my mind. Oh, boy. I'd rather him go out on his mind. I'll be over here, guys.
Starting point is 01:10:56 All I want is working equipment. It's not, it's just even The equipment in my house works. I had to buy my own equipment from my house, and it works. I have to buy equipment here, I guess. Okay, hi, Morgan. Hello. Save me.
Starting point is 01:11:13 This is about to get rid. ugly. Okay, well, right now we care about Incredibles 2. It's been about 14 years since we got the original Incredibles movie from Disney, and now the second one's finally coming out this summer. Wow, that long, huh? Yeah, it's been really long, and that's a really good movie. It's
Starting point is 01:11:28 incredibly popular. I enjoyed the Incredibles one. What? Incredibly popular. That's good. Good for it. No, I do. I'm happy. I like that movie. I probably won't watch it, but 14 years ago, Eddie, you have two kids that watch cartoons. I've never seen The Incredibles.
Starting point is 01:11:46 I know I'm trying to think if I have. Oh, it's good. It's good. Yeah, like adult good. I've never seen Up. But everyone's Up is fantastic. It's adult good. Yeah. Maybe that's the movie I should watch if I want to cry. Oh, for sure. You will cry. And up. Yeah. Because, like, I miss my dog terribly. Every day. Like, I miss my dog just
Starting point is 01:12:02 awfully. It, it sucks. And so, I was talking to a friend and she was like, you're just not going to be able to grieve. You don't grieve. And so, she should watch a sad movie and cry. and maybe that can trigger some stuff. And so, like, I'm still having some really...
Starting point is 01:12:18 I came home last night and there was no dog there. It just sets... It's bad. And then I get mad at the microphone one, really. I'm probably just mad at it and sad. They don't have a dog. Like, that's probably what it is. It's probably rude.
Starting point is 01:12:27 And also, they won't buy some equipment that works. Both of those things together. Some of my parking spot. I got hang nails. Do you know the hang nail thing? Yeah. What is it? Who said?
Starting point is 01:12:35 Apparently, I was in Colorado for a long time. Mm-hmm. And I don't know why. Altitude? I don't know. You get hang nails. Dry? Maybe.
Starting point is 01:12:43 The dryness, because of the dehydration. That Rocky Mountain Heights. It's just not going well for your boy Bobby right now. Dang, man. Yeah. But, no, I still have to take the ashes in Nashville and spread them out. But I'm moving. Like, I'm out of that house.
Starting point is 01:13:01 That's all I do. I see my dog all over the place. I see him laying on the couch. Still see him laying on the bed. Because every time, that's what I would look for. So. So I'm going to watch up and I'm going to cry my face off. I can't today.
Starting point is 01:13:12 I don't have time. I'm probably going to reserve my car. cry. I'm going to put on my calendar for this weekend. I told you. Appointment crying is okay. It has an alert and everything. It's like 15 minutes until you start crying. Bobby, it's time to cry. Oh, thank you. Thank you, Siri.
Starting point is 01:13:24 It'll release stuff. You'll feel better. People started saying there were other movies that you should check out, like dog movies. I'm not watching a dog movie. That's a bad idea. Yeah. You should just stick with a sad one. Like, I'm really haunted by this dog dying thing. It really bothers me. And nothing hangs with me. I can shed it like crazy.
Starting point is 01:13:42 But that dog thing, man, it crushing me. And then I'm at home, alone, and then I haven't made a talk to about it either. Well, we're all here for me. No, you've all of your own lives. I can't even get a hold of Amy anymore. What are you talking about? All of a sudden, she's got two kids. And so it's Bobby's in, like, fourth place now.
Starting point is 01:14:00 I used to be in second, but now I'm a fourth. Amy, what's wrong with you? I know. I definitely tried to FaceTime him yesterday, and it said unavailable. Because I was in a seven-hour meeting yesterday. Okay, well, you just said I wasn't available. Yeah, but you never are, you never are. Okay, I had really important things to talk about.
Starting point is 01:14:15 You did? Like what? I need to talk to you about Carrie Underwood. She's coming in tomorrow. Is that really what you were calling me about? Yeah. To what? No.
Starting point is 01:14:23 I was with some other people and they were like, call Bobby. I said, okay. I mean, I know things, but I don't even know if I know them, know them. Yeah, I know. No, it's fine. But, I mean, you're busy. That was working. I keep myself extra busy now.
Starting point is 01:14:35 I know. And now, and then here, I feel bad because I haven't checked in on you on that. Yeah, sure haven't. Like, fourth place don't get checked in very much. Oh, man. I don't even get a medal in Amy's life anymore. That's not true. But, I mean, you're not very, you seem like everything's just like going along and doing okay.
Starting point is 01:14:51 And, I mean, I'll check in here or there. But to hear you say, because, of course, we're in front of a microphone and that's where you share feelings, you're like, it's really, really, really, really bad right now. Heavy. Heavy. Heavy stuff. Yeah. But. This is heavier than anything you've ever experienced, for sure.
Starting point is 01:15:09 Yeah, I think so. because I'm used to it every day. I think, you know, life's like Earth, man, dig it. You know what? Dig the Earth. You know, life's like your Earth? Yeah, it always turns. There you go.
Starting point is 01:15:26 Say, all that, all that. Bob it bones. They did the Billboard Music Award nominees, and, you know, I'm just so over award shows. Like, when you read that, do you care? No. I don't either. It's kind of like, okay, those... It's just, the saturation of award shows is just too much.
Starting point is 01:15:44 And when it's Grammys and Golden Globes and Oscars and all the CMs and it's just a lot. Like, I don't mind the awards, think the awards are cool, but another show. But congratulations everybody. Yeah, and Kelly Clarkson will be hosting. That's cool. Yeah, I love her. That is cool. I don't even know what channel it's on.
Starting point is 01:16:02 NBC. Yeah, who cares? I'm more of it. Yeah. Yeah, you're more of ABC guy. Yeah, yeah. Did you see this? I put it on my channel.
Starting point is 01:16:10 Insta story, there was an article written about American Idol, and they were talking about one of the girls, and they listed me as a dancer. I was a dancing mentor that taught the contestant how to dance. They said, and I posted it so you can see it for yourself. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones, but hit my story, and it says, dancer mentor Bobby Bones. I must have been cutting a rug on that show, baby. Those moves, how could they think you're not a dancer. Butter hips, man.
Starting point is 01:16:35 Butter hips. Yeah. Oh, you can dance with everything. Smooth like butter. Oh. Look at that. Oh, butterhips. So my point is, I have some of these clips.
Starting point is 01:16:46 Let me play this for you. For female rapper, this is because it's interesting to me. So here is Cardi B. Mickey Minaj. And Bad Bobby. Which is the girl, the Cash Me Outside Girl. Cash Me Outside. It's nominated for a Billboard Music Award.
Starting point is 01:17:08 Hey, she started her tour, sold out show. She's done, I think, one show. One show? Sold out, though, Bobby. That's right. By the way, she's not bad. Let me hear this. Are you want to hear her?
Starting point is 01:17:18 She's the girl that went on. Dr. Phil. Was it Dr. Phil? Catch me outside. Yeah. Thank you. Lunch is dancing in the studio. But when you say she's that good, I mean, is what she's doing that hard?
Starting point is 01:17:40 Okay, Amy, you sound like an old person now. Just talking about young music. You do. You do. You sound like a young music. You do. Is it really that hard? She was on an airplane, a Southwest flight,
Starting point is 01:17:55 getting into a fight with another girl from a reality show. Do you see that? No. Someone had it on their phone, they're like, Oh, no. I think she's really what she says she is. What? She's legit.
Starting point is 01:18:03 Oh, you know. Trouble. Yeah. Oh, that was the parent on Dr. Phil. Yeah. I mean, she goes on Dr. Phil and's like. Because you're too streetwise? Yep.
Starting point is 01:18:15 And all these holes laughing like so funny. She's talking about the audience. That they're laughing at her. She calls the audience hoes. All these hoes. Her mom's translating for everybody. All these hoes think it's so... She's talking about the audience.
Starting point is 01:18:30 Did you say the hos are laughing? So the audience are a bunch of hoax. Yeah. Yeah, but why are we clapping? Because they, the same thing we all laugh. It's just funny. We're like, interesting, entertaining. It shouldn't be because it's...
Starting point is 01:18:47 No, because I'm like, God, she's egging her on. No, she's yelling at the whole audience. Oh, my goodness. Catch her outside. How about that? Catch me outside. How about that? Catch you outside?
Starting point is 01:18:58 What does that mean? What I just said? Catch her outside and she'll go outside and do what she has to do. That's what she's talking about. Oh yeah, yeah. This is all, but don't you see that this is all mouth? Oh.
Starting point is 01:19:11 So you wanna take this outside? Because I think they could bring cameras outside. Really? Because I think I flipped you. You wanna do it again? Dan, don't get all tough. Please don't, this is not the place and this is not the time. Sit down.
Starting point is 01:19:21 Sit down. All right, Dan. Anybody can do that. No, I'm just saying. Me mom, Amy over there. No, I don't know. You got a problem with her? Catch her outside.
Starting point is 01:19:42 I know. I'm kind of scared to go outside. Are you hoes in here? That means that she wants to go outside and fight. Hose. The audience is like, yeah. Yeah, we're all host. You're right.
Starting point is 01:19:57 We all host. She's right. Love it. You're right. You're right. You're right. Motion. Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Starting point is 01:20:04 So Target's car seat trade-in event is back. So if you've got a car seat that you no longer need, sometimes they're so expensive, it's hard to just throw it away or know what to do with it. Beginning April 22nd through May 5th, all Target stores are going to be accepting these unwanted car seats for recycling. In exchange, you get 20% off whatever you need for your next kit
Starting point is 01:20:23 as your kid's growing, like a booster seat, a car seat base, a travel system, or a stroller. That's cool. For two reasons. One, if you have a car seat, you want to get rid of, at least you get something back for it. Yes. But I thought Eddie said something pretty cool because Eddie has two kids and they're older,
Starting point is 01:20:36 10 and 4, not baby. But you gave lunchbox the advice of just ask your brother and sister for their hand-me-downs. Hand-me-downs, man, that's key because, I mean, the hard thing about buying new stuff for kids is that they grow out of it quickly, fast. Before you know it, they don't even fit into it anymore. I thought that was good advice. That's really resonated with me. Thanks, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:53 Good head about it, boy. Amy, what else? The Celebrity Family Feud episode featuring Kanye West and the Kardashian-Gardian Jenner family will air in about a month. And Steve Harvey says that Kanye was the best celebrity contestant ever, while Kim, quote, didn't know nothing. Didn't know nothing.
Starting point is 01:21:10 Quote. Unless he's messing with this and didn't know nothing, means he was awesome. Double negative means positive. Yeah, you can't trust anybody. But I mean, I'm a Kanye guy. I know he's a douche sometimes, but so am I. Yeah. I just think he's so creative. I didn't mean to say, yeah, like you are.
Starting point is 01:21:27 No, no, that's okay. I'm saying, yeah, like I'm following you. Nobody says I'm a duchier more than me. There are some that they're close. So, like, if you can admit your duch, it kind of cancels out your duchiness? I don't think so. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:21:39 Yeah. I don't think it means you're a bad person. I think it just means sometimes you're a little too full of yourself. I think in certain parts of my life I'm a little too full of myself, and some of them I'm way insecure. I don't have a middle. Like, none of my life is in the middle. And anything I do.
Starting point is 01:21:51 And so, yeah, you know, I think Kanye and are a lot of like. What else? You'd be the best celebrity contestant ever. Yeah, yeah. So if you hate Dirty Dirty Dism, I saw this weird life hack. What some people are doing is they cover their plate and plastic wrap before they put food on it.
Starting point is 01:22:08 Oh, really. That's crazy. And then they put the food on, and then there's like plastic rat hanging over the plate. And then when they're done, they just fold everything over, wad it up, throw it away, plates clean. But you still got to eat off a plate. Get out.
Starting point is 01:22:22 How are you going to eat a steak on plastic wrap? Well, it seems like you're doing a lot of work, the same amount of work you can do in the dishes. Exactly. But I still think it's hilarious that people spent time. Because that's a pretty funny idea. What else? They're actually doing it.
Starting point is 01:22:33 Or just get paper plates. Right, right. That's what I do. So I don't know. Sometimes I just like random facts about things that I like. And one of my favorite Mariah Carey songs is all I want for Christmas. And this will just give you something to talk about in case Mariah or this song come up in conversation. You can be like, you know what?
Starting point is 01:22:48 They recorded that song in August of 1994. So they brought in Christmas trees into the studio to make it feel like Christmas while she was singing even though it was summer. That's a common thing. I believe most Christmas albums are cutting the summer. Right. And so they bring in lights and they do the whole thing. Yeah, it takes time to make all that. Yeah, months.
Starting point is 01:23:04 And then get ready and promotional. Yeah. But yeah, most Christmas albums aren't made. But it's funny, too. They decorate the studio to give that feel. Like, do we, when we're listening, just give a certain emotion, like, added to the record. If you're surrounded by all the feels. Well, it probably doesn't feel so foreign to you.
Starting point is 01:23:21 Yeah. So you get more into it? You can. And your attitude can even reflect how your work ethic is. Yeah. So it can mean a lot of it. things. But yes, there you go. Thank you, Amy. Amy, that's my pal. I want to play this song, because I like this song. It's not even a radio
Starting point is 01:23:35 song. But Chris Jansen played it at the end of the ACMs, the Redneck Life. This song is such a jam. Chris Jansen, Redneck Life on the Bobby Moines Show. Check you down right here. I grew up in a baton board cabin at the dead end of a gravel street. I got my first paying job when I turned 10 because money didn't grow on trees. cheap cigarettes with the windows up was just part of the air I'd breathe I didn't choose a random junkyard Mr. Bobby Bones Let go
Starting point is 01:25:04 Transmitting across America This is a Bobby Boll Pretty remarkable story about the Southwest flight That blew up And one passenger died Could have been a larger tragedy if it hadn't been for the pilot Tammie Joe Shultz. Her picture is out and she's talking.
Starting point is 01:25:28 The former Navy veteran landed the plane of Philadelphia and avoided further deaths. Many praised her calm, collected demeanor because apparently it got really out of control. If you haven't heard the story, one is dead after a Southwest flight, had to make an emergency landing. Some shrapnel shot up to the window, busted the window. One of the passengers was basically sucked through the plane. People grabbed her and pulled her back. Sadly, she later died.
Starting point is 01:25:52 but she is one of the Navy's first female fighter pilots and the first to fly in F818 hope I'm saying that right she kept her cool safely landing a Boeing 737 jetliner full of passengers you can hear the communicate do we have the audio the communication or no no no audio they have some of it I know I know what it was I saw it
Starting point is 01:26:17 I didn't put it up because I didn't feel comfy because I died so you did hear it yeah I did hear it that's why I felt familiar with Yeah, she says, we have part of the aircraft missing. And is your airplane physically on fire, someone asks. No, it's not on fire, but part of it's missing replies the pilot. So, yeah. I mean, she probably saved a lot of lives. Amy, I'm interested.
Starting point is 01:26:40 Your husband would say about this. I haven't got to talk to him yet. He's a pilot. I know. I'll talk to him today, but that's so crazy. Is he considered a fighter pilot like her? No, he's not a fighter pilot. His dad was.
Starting point is 01:26:50 There's different kinds. He actually wanted to be. But? But, I don't know if I've ever sure. There's... Hey, I don't need to be taking... No. I don't need to be taking me out of this room
Starting point is 01:27:02 if you're saying something not supposed to. No, no, it's not... In regards to that, I just think it's, like, personal to him. Like, it wasn't a good thing. Like, it was a huge bummer on his part. He wanted to be a fighter pilot. And I don't...
Starting point is 01:27:15 Can't remember the exact issue on his, like, test day for it or something happened. might have involved some vomit. Do you ever see a little bit of Sunshine where the kid wants to be a pilot and then his vision isn't perfect so he can't be a pilot and it like ruins his world? Oh, that's a huge
Starting point is 01:27:31 that would dip my husband would be devastated. He'd like every... Trying to try and his vision wasn't perfect so they said nope so... Yeah, that would have crushed my husband. It's still, eye sight still terrifies my husband. He hates going to get his eyes checked. He's like, I don't want to hear anything.
Starting point is 01:27:44 Really? Bad. Get your bones on a Bobby Bones show. We found out earlier that lunchbox was having a girl, and he's upset about it. But we really don't know for sure he's having a girl. He just heard that the heart rate was above 140, and that means a girl. Yeah, my sister's a nurse, and she told me. Samantha?
Starting point is 01:28:05 Hi. What do you think about this whole situation? I'm a nursing student, and that is not true at all. It is a wives tale. It's only a wife's tale. But she's only a nursing student, she probably hadn't got to the graduation. Oh, you haven't got that point. in class yet.
Starting point is 01:28:20 Drew, Drew. I actually graduate in two weeks, and I'm a mom of two. Oh. Well, there we are. I mean, that's what we have today. Go back and listen to the whole show, and you can hear that segment. There's a lot to happen today. I encourage you to go back on the podcast.
Starting point is 01:28:38 The show starts at five hours ago. We've been there all morning. Yeah. That is the sound of someone that's ready to, you know. No, I have a long day. Not even a long day, because long days are normal. Long days are normal, but I have to do something today I don't like doing, and that's my audiobook.
Starting point is 01:28:53 It drives me crazy. And champagne problems that I have to go record an audiobook. But I hate, I already turn my phone on, I'm ready to get out of here. Yeah. But I hate going and just reading that thing that I wrote. I feel stupid. And I just talk, my voice goes out. I hate the audiobook.
Starting point is 01:29:09 He's going, hey. Do they ever make you, or are someone like listening and they're like, oh, could you read that chapter again? Not chapter, but all the time I get corrected. Because what I do is I do the audio book. because my book comes out in June and the audio book in the end will be good
Starting point is 01:29:23 but I'll start reading something and I go oh do you know what this reminds me of and then it turns in my own radio show and I start going off on these topics are like hey hit the button hey Bobby can you go back to the part where you're reading the words in the book but isn't that sort of like bonus
Starting point is 01:29:36 for people that download the audio? And they do keep some of it yes like I'm planning on having Amy come and read her part in the book I don't know we're going to do that but yeah that's so yeah I'm doing that today and then I have a Bobby Cass with Lucy Silvas tonight and so
Starting point is 01:29:50 So that's good because she's awesome I don't know if you know Lucy's story or not but That's a Bobbyca. And she's also married to John from Brothers Osborne Which is like secondary to me because she's such a good artist But I'm going to box today
Starting point is 01:30:13 It's a good I mean listen I'm lucky to be able to have a full schedule Yeah I just hate that reading the audiobook I wish that could have just hired someone else to do it but I feel like I'm letting the listeners down if I don't do it Oh, you 100% have to do it
Starting point is 01:30:27 Because I wouldn't do it I mean they would just pay somebody else to do it Yeah, but nope That's what to you So that's what's what's up You? Oh, just working on daughter's birthday parties Yeah, big day coming up Saturday
Starting point is 01:30:40 I know I feel like most parents Probably plan the parties way in advance I like to roll like three days before Yeah Remember we talked about this yesterday? I know I mean it's like I'm so planned I can't believe you guys what thing
Starting point is 01:30:51 No, give me a deadline I'll do it. You know the deadline? Saturday. Who's getting it done? Me. There you go. Lunchbox. Co-ed soccer tonight, taking to the pitch. What time? 715, two undefeated teams going head to head. I know I read about it in the newspapers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that and then playoff hockey next. You know what else we do today? What? We interview a nanny.
Starting point is 01:31:12 Oh, yeah? I think I told you that, but let me know how that goes. Let me just run into those nannies. Yeah, I know. Nami must be like momzella. It is not me. It's not me. It's not me. It's not me. I started to think what's the common denominator. Yeah, that's what you should always think about all situations. When something's happening over and over again, find the common thread.
Starting point is 01:31:31 Why do all my relationships fail? Me. Why do all your... Because Amy and her husband both have full-time jobs. And so they have someone to watch the kids. I don't know. You do the math. Yeah, I know.
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