The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Reveals The Gender Of His Baby + Bobby Is Still Struggling With Losing Dusty + Eddie Junior Gives Movie Review
Episode Date: April 18, 2018Lunchbox accidentally found out the gender of his baby. He and his wife planned to wait to find out until the baby was born, but someone let it slip! Bobby opens up about struggling with the loss of h...is dog Dusty. Eddie Junior reviews Sherlock Gnomes. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Post-Show pre-show, we're in studio as we finish today's show.
I tell you, it got pretty dramatic
because I'm not going to ruin it,
but we found out the sex of lunchbox's baby
and it turned into a whole thing.
So that's later on in the show.
Yeah.
But that's a thing.
It's a thing.
It's a thing.
So I guess I'm just going to let people hear that.
We can address it again tomorrow
because it's like the end of a movie going,
oh, by the way, the killer is.
Now I enjoy the movie.
So I don't want to do that so much.
I don't have a lot of time after the show today
because I'm going to do this audio book,
which is terrible.
But if I don't do it,
like last time my other,
book, the audiobook sold so well.
I listen to audiobooks and I consider it reading.
Do you?
Yeah.
Is that cheating?
Yeah.
It is?
A little bit.
I don't think so.
I'm still taking in the same information.
But you're not reading the book.
And then later you're going to tell people like, oh, man, I read this book.
It was fantastic.
What if you can't see?
What if you're blind?
Can you never read a book if you hear it?
Well, that's the case, then you're okay.
You can do that.
She can't say like, oh, I read that?
Like, if someone's like, oh.
No, you watched a YouTube video or listen to someone to, no, you didn't read the book.
I'm not talking about watching a YouTube video.
Like, I read the Amy Polar book.
I read about half of it and listened to about half of it.
Yeah.
I have that one in my audio book.
Because I would be in my car and I would just fast forward to the spot.
I read it and then I'd listen to it and then get back and read the book.
That doesn't count.
I didn't read the book.
I love Amy Poehler.
That's why I'm doing the second book.
As miserable as it is.
Bobby, I read yours with my eyeballs.
I'm surprised.
That's worth more.
According to the guys.
Yeah, you actually read the book.
Yeah, you actually read it.
You didn't just listen to it.
I think you guys are being haters.
a little bit. My brain is sharper
when I actually read. When I'm like
reading a book and I'm really into it, I can see
like a few days of reading X amount.
I'm more sharp.
You should read more. I know.
I know. I know. That's the problem.
But my ADD gets
in the way of me like sitting down and reading.
It has to be really good.
I'm surprised books sell as well as they do still.
Because who has time for that, right?
You know what I'm saying? Lunchbox reads a lot.
Yeah. And I read some
but then I have to start balancing out
Netflix episodes with chapters
You know, that's what I was going to say
You have to have time for Netflix, duh
But I also like to watch Netflix shows
that make me feel smarter
Yeah, documentary
It's a balance
Yeah
But yes
And I've, you know
One of the things I write about my book is
I know who cares about the book
But I do write about how I have to balance
Certain things in my life
And part of it is I can't get too consumed
With TV
So I had every Netflix show I watch
I have to read a chapter of something
And I have to make that
I have to make those bonds with myself
To go, you have to do this
But you guys know I'm weird
I punish myself.
No, but that's good.
That sounds healthy.
He does punish myself.
Well, good.
You'll like my book.
It's called Fail Until You Don't.
All right.
I think it's in June, June 19th.
Can't wait, man.
On an audiobook, too.
It's going to be fantastic.
I might listen to it instead of read it.
Amy's going to do, I told you to do the part where she talks.
Yeah.
Amy, are you ready for that?
I'm trying to remember what I wrote.
Yeah, I'm ready.
Yeah.
You know she's going to go rogue.
You know she's going to go rogue.
I don't have time for that.
I don't have time for that.
But it's Amy.
I don't have time.
He said the audiobook is a little treat.
You get to deviate from the book a little bit.
Side notes.
Anything we want to talk about before we get on?
No.
Play the show.
I felt like we were both a little less tired today.
Mm-hmm.
I feel like finally.
Our whiteboard scores were up a little bit today.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
I think both of you guys were in a great mood today.
Also, Amy forgets to write her score on the whiteboard, and so I come in to write my score.
And then I got a one-up.
Then she gets irritated and writes above my score.
Now it's turned into just a strategy game.
Tomorrow I'll beat you.
Oh, you mean it.
at writing it down.
I don't know what your score is going to be.
Which I could predict.
Oh, you act like I'm the most temperament.
I think we're equal.
What?
I'm not acting like, no, we're equal.
We're equal.
Yeah, okay, fair enough.
I feel like this is our sweet spot, though.
Like, if we could start the show at this time every day, it'd be better.
I think so, too.
But sometimes when I work in the evenings, I go, man, the whole days made me tired.
So it's...
Okay, yeah, I didn't say evening I meant right now.
Double-edged sword, if you ask me.
I still haven't got a tattoo on my arm.
Where did that come from?
I don't know how long I'm going to do this show.
Oh, yeah.
That's what it comes.
We're talking about the show.
Like timing.
I don't know if I can wake up this early in the morning forever.
I don't know if I can wake.
I take that as aging.
Like you say, I don't know how much longer I can wake up this early.
And I'm like, yeah, because we've been doing it for so long.
We're getting old.
Listen, I've been doing it for 22, right around 22, 23, is 8 and 38, 38, 15,
16 years, waking up at 3 in the morning?
No, it's, I didn't...
Your body's not supposed to.
No, it sucks.
So, that being said,
until I can figure something now,
I'm just, I don't know what my future holds.
Cool.
Yeah.
But if I ever get that tattoo arm, it means I'm here to stay.
That's why I haven't put a microphone arm yet.
So we don't know if we have...
I don't know.
When you say that, I'm like,
what are we going to do?
But I don't know.
Do I get residuals from your book?
Is that my backup plan?
It's charged.
my audio. If you want my voice,
that'll be $5. I told you you should.
Every book they sell, you should get a couple dollars
for your voice. I don't get a couple dollars
for every book they sell. Yeah, no. I'm not
Bobby's a friend. And it's not... And it's a promotion
for you and people hear it and go, oh, I like her.
I want you about her book.
You. You.
Amy's going to write a book. Don't think I haven't
talking to her about writing a book. I just don't feel like
anything to write about. I had nothing to write
about. The first one... I was just going to...
Well, if Amy's going to write a book, then I'm writing a book.
You should write a daddy book.
Let us know how that goes.
Start writing it right now.
Yeah, yeah, start writing it.
I got a lot to write about.
He does.
Lunchbox show by a piece of fiction.
Wait, Bobby, what's the name of this book?
Who?
Your latest book.
Fail until you don't.
What's lunchboxes thing?
No, I thought he brought like a romance, like a Fabio type of one.
Oh, a romance fiction.
Oh, a romance fiction?
Yeah.
And he held her by her hips.
Lust in her loins.
He brushed his hands on her hair.
Yeah, it's the narrative of this like rec league soccer coach.
Luncherotica.
It's a soccer, cloiset soccer player who falls in love with another player.
With a married player and had a pregnant wife.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he does the audio book.
There's a future.
Oh, and obviously there has to be illustrations.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He draws, though.
Yeah, like stick figures.
I mean, whoa.
He kissed her ample, boozeon.
We need to get on this.
Where's?
What is this?
You got a mouse in your pocket?
His neck beard rubbed her.
Well, lunchbox, we're coming up with the concept right now.
That's us.
She kicked the garbage out of his car with her passionate thrust.
He turns in the book with a napkin.
He wrote it all on a napkin.
Here it is.
Oh, gosh.
All right.
Making moves.
Is that what it's called?
What's called?
Then do it.
You should write a book called Businessman, Making Business.
But he's never made a move ever.
He's never made a single move
What stories does he have?
For 15 years he said about all the movies he's going to make
He's never made one single move
It's called what is
He could just be a bunch of short stories about
Have you made any moves?
A lot of moves
Name one
I moved here
Okay
See that's my point
That's a move
Is that a move?
You literally moved yes
He was such an entrepreneurial spirit about you
What have you ever started?
You guys on business?
Oh I started a lawn service
When you were?
14
Oh my goodness
Okay, so we all did. I did too.
Well, you said, did I ever do anything?
And I started my own business.
But you're a big believer in making big...
Big deals.
Businessmen.
I'm making big deals.
I made a baby.
You're a businessman.
How to make a baby.
That's his book.
Okay.
We're going to start today's show.
Here we go.
Thank you.
Folks, it's your buddy and my...
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Pretty good morning.
Good morning. Welcome to our little group here.
It's the Bobby Bones show and you.
I'm glad you're waking up with us.
Morning studio. Morning!
So here's some audio. I haven't played yet. I've been sitting on this for a bit.
So I guess you guys were flying back from Las Vegas and I wasn't on your flight.
I got in way early. But Lunchbox recorded this?
Yes, and there was this stupid dog yapping.
Was anyone here on your flight too?
Yeah, I was there. Did you hear the dog?
Oh, yeah, he yapped.
Yeah? A lot.
Here, let me hear this.
Anyone on the whole flight?
Oh, for like 45. It was an hour and a half flight because we were going from Vegas to Denver.
and for that hour and a half
it barred probably an hour.
Did you feel like you wanted to say something?
If the lady would have been sitting next to me,
I would have said something, but she was three or four rows up,
so I would love to set something
or gotten a $100 gift certificate from the airline
because, I mean, we shouldn't be subject to this dog barking.
If you're going to bring a dog on the plane
and it barks the whole time, you should have to pay every customer on that plane.
Wow, that's expensive.
Well, if you really want your dog to go, get it to shut up.
So what are people who bring babies on planes and the babies cry?
Same thing.
Oh, you're about to be a dad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
But a dad or a baby is something different.
You have to take your baby with you.
What if it's a service dog?
Yeah.
It was in a crate.
But it still can be a...
Service dogs know how to act.
This one did not know how to act.
Obviously, it had terrible behavior and just wanted to yap the whole time.
I mean, yeah, was she just ignoring it or...
Yeah, what was she doing?
Reading a book?
Oh, no.
I bet she had to feel awkward, though.
Like, oh, no, you know how sometimes you pull out in the middle?
You pull a little too far in traffic and you're under the life?
Yes, yes, yes.
And you have to act like you're not in the middle so you don't look at anyone driving.
And you're like, oh my God, oh my God, please pull forward, please.
And you just not paying attention to anything.
That's probably what she was doing.
Probably.
Looking at her book like, please stop.
Why didn't she pull the dog out and pet it?
Yeah, feed it or something.
Or give it a little sleeping bill.
Oh, no.
Hey, listen.
No, I've given my.
No, they have those for dogs when they're traumatized by a storm.
Bacon wrap, Dramamine.
Bit of drill.
Okay.
I feel like Amy's talking about her kids right now.
Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's ICU.
You know on Monday the Boston Marathon took place?
We had callers that were calling us.
And the 34-year-old Desiree Linden became the first American to win the women's race in 33 years.
Wow.
She represented the U.S. in both 2012 and 2016 in the Olympics.
She endured the rain and the cold Boston temperatures and was the first American woman.
and she ran it in two hours and 39 minutes.
Oh my goodness.
A marathon.
That's fast.
I can barely drive home that fast.
That's my commute.
Yeah, so I know it's been a couple days, but this story's been out now, and I just wanted to say inside of the ICU, Desiree Linden, I see you.
That's pretty cool, man.
I'm not even going to like.
Pretty cool.
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In other news, former First Lady Barbara Bush, she passed away at her home.
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Get your bones on a Bobby Bones show.
Here's the question, Amy.
If your fiancé comes to you and says,
Hey, I want to get married,
he says, I got this wedding at Costco.
Does it bother you at?
No.
No.
I mean, no, it doesn't matter where he got it.
Lunchbox, would you get a ring for Costco?
I'll get a ring for anywhere as long as it's cheap enough.
I asked that because there's a story about Costco.
They have a $400,000.
or engagement ring. Oh, what? Yeah. At Costco. At Costco.
They don't have very... Hey, things are bigger there, you know? I understand that. You buy in bulk.
But usually when you go into a jewelry store, they have guards in its lot. Costco is just a membership store.
You could walk in and walk right out. Check your receipt, but you got in your pocket, how are they going to know?
I bet they have security. I bet they're around the ring, I bet too. But a lot of people are hating on it because it's Costco.
If I spend half a million on a ring
I'm deaf's not buying it from Costco
I mean let's not hate on Costco
I bet you
I mean it's in the diamond right
Look at the rings
Oh yeah it's like it must be high quality
Because it doesn't look like gargantuan or anything
So it must be that
Whatever the high quality diamond is
It's like A B C D
Yeah I think it's A
It must be A
Oh I don't know about
A grid
Is that a good grade?
Yeah I think so
Well there's that
I had a fund for a long time
I was saving up.
Yeah.
Of engagement ring fund.
You still have it?
No.
You got rid of it.
What did you end up transferring that to?
Just put it in another savings account and just floating out there.
I was saving up money because I thought one day I was going to buy an engagement ring.
Bobby was planning head for that color cut and clarity.
Is that what they say?
The three Cs.
Yeah.
I was.
I like to plan ahead.
My style.
I don't anymore.
I kind of giving up a bit.
What?
No, you're not supposed to give up.
You're supposed to, you say things and put them on your.
lock screen on your phone. It's not a goal. What do you mean it's not a goal? How's that not a goal?
You say you want it. It's not a goal. Okay. No, but you also say you want it. But it's not a goal.
Okay. Oh man. It's not a goal. All right. It's not on your vision board. No. It is not. I don't know if it's ever going to happen. It's something you can't force. I can't work hard and make it happen.
I mean, there are things you could do. Like what? I believe it's going to happen. Not work so much.
Then do what?
Then do what?
So that you've had more of a personal life?
But then do what?
To meet me?
You have all the answers.
Go ahead.
Where do I meet him?
No, I don't have all the answers.
Oh, stop getting so divisive.
Where do you meet him?
Right here.
Do you hear that?
What do you mean?
The microphone.
Hello, ladies.
I mean, that's where you meet him.
It's that easy.
This is Bobby Bones.
This is Bobby Bones coming to your ears.
Can you hear me?
That's not how he wants to meet somebody.
He doesn't want to meet someone.
Amy.
It's time for him to quit being picky about where he meets him.
Like, he just needs to start meeting them.
Okay.
not a goal. Right. Not a goal
because he says, where am I going to meet him? I think a goal
is something that you can go A to B to C
and then achieve it. I think I'm just waiting for the
big man upstairs to put that person in my life.
Not really how you can do about that.
It's a little confusing
because A, you have to
open up for A to even be an option
and you've shut A down.
Yeah. So how's B going to happen? I thought A
was a diamond. No.
No. It's your goal.
The back of the show. Apparently not
smiling in pictures.
doesn't make you look cooler.
Oh.
Because everybody's like, I'm like a smile.
I'm going to look cool.
But it doesn't make you look cool.
It actually makes you look mean.
I was reading they showed a bunch of pictures of people.
They're like, hey, are they cool or mean?
They're like mean.
Because Kanye does that.
Not smile?
Yeah.
I tried that for a bit, but never looked good.
Look like I just had like, it was backed up or something.
Whenever I didn't smile.
He's like, man, he's got some gastrointestinal problems.
One way to put it.
A guy ran the Boston Marathon backwards.
Lunchbox, you should try to do that.
Lunchbox lost to Eddie.
He can't do a marathon.
Yeah, yeah.
He couldn't even do a mile.
On Monday, 30,000 runners
raced toward the finish line at the Boston Marathon.
This guy, L-O-R-A-N-L-L-R-A-N,
ran it backward.
He did it to raise money for epilepsy awareness.
He raised more than $30,000.
Oh, wow.
How about that?
Backward, 26.2 miles.
That's crazy.
Another guy ran the Boston Marathon on Flip-flops.
I don't even know how that's possible.
without getting some major shin splints.
Unless you train in them.
Supposedly these flip-flops are supportive.
I think probably...
They're not like Tivas.
Well, what I'm thinking is
it had to be a company thing
because if you're doing this,
you're bringing awareness to the company.
Oh, right.
To show it, look how comfortable.
It's like, well, I don't want to...
I mean, Jared from Subway,
probably not the best reference now.
Yeah, I know.
I kind of got to let that one go.
He's doing a hard time.
But I'm saying we all went,
hey, you can eat Subway and get skinny.
every day.
And so, yeah, but probably probably
should drop that, Jared from Subway thing.
Yeah, I'm not talking about that anymore.
Do you see he tried to, like, sue his way out of jail?
No.
By doing what?
He, like, by saying there was some
problem with justice or something, you know,
how there's people do in prison?
Yeah.
I'd probably drop that one, huh?
Yeah.
Just move on with that Jared from Subway reference.
I bet you they hate being connected to that.
They spent so much time of money,
and then, ugh.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll just move on.
We'll get telling me something good coming up in a minute.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 30 Second Skinny.
Chris Stapleton's wife Morgan posted a photo of the two reasons that he couldn't make it to the ACMs on Sunday.
It's a picture of their twin boys who arrived more than a month early and the picture is precious.
She wrote, thank you for all the love.
We're so grateful to finally be home with our sweet family.
Samir Morris straight up called out Rolling Stone for criticizing how the ACMs handled the Route 91 Festival.
on Sunday. She believes they did it in a respectful way and tried very hard to help everyone move on.
I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny.
Time for my tell me something good here.
When a call came in about a man experiencing chest pains, a pair of Alabama firefighters responded
to the call. The Birmingham Fire and Rescue Service Department sent them to the home of a 30-year
military vet who was having chest pains while most.
Mowing his lawn. Do you know where this is going?
I think I do. Go ahead. Take a guess.
Did he have a heart attack while he was mowing?
But then someone came and finished mowing for him?
Yeah, basically. Yes.
So what happens was they go and he's okay.
They took him to the hospital and they went back and mowed the yard.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, they were like, it's the least we can do for somebody for our country.
I know.
Isn't that cool?
Yeah.
That's good. Tell me something good right there.
Bobby Bones show.
Boney up the day.
This story comes to us from Minnesota.
A 40-year-old man was injured when his rocket bike didn't work out like he wanted it to.
He put some skis, a bike frame, and some jet fuel, and he tried to launch it off his roof.
I mean, that to me sounds like the perfect.
Yeah, combo.
Just, that's going to work?
Yeah, totally.
I mean, the guy's probably got some sort of astrophysics degree, too, I'm assuming.
It doesn't say about his degree, but he suffered some broken bones and was rushed to the hospital.
Okay.
And the rocket bike did not survive.
Did they ever, though?
Not yet.
And why would you put skis coming off a house?
Like, what are you going to land on?
Does he live on the water?
Do you know?
No, I didn't say he landed on the ground.
He wanted to just keep going.
I'm Lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Have you seen these places you go and you throw axes at the wall?
No.
You take these big axes.
You hold above your head.
had like Paul Bunyan, you throw them.
It's awesome.
It's an axe throwing venue.
They have them in New York.
They have in Austin.
If you have a cool city, they put them there.
Yeah.
And so now these axe venues, they want liquor approval.
Oh, no.
Yeah, right?
No, no, no, you cannot mix alcohol in axes.
I mean, that's what these people have these.
They get, I would compare it to a shooting range.
Sure.
And they put axes and they grab them, and they go, woo!
And they throw them.
And they try to stick them into the wall.
Do they serve alcohol in shooting ranges?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
So they're called experts, people that are good at it.
And they're trying to get liquor licenses.
Isn't that crazy?
I mean, I would like to go to this to try it once.
Yeah.
To me, it's like rock climbing because I want a couple times that it was fun, active,
but it's not something I would do all the time.
Like, I'm probably not getting an ax, they're in league.
But I would like to go do that.
You're not going to be an expert?
I don't think so.
What if you're really good?
The CDC confirmed.
Lettuce is to blame for E. coli.
There's been an outbreak in seven states, six hospitalized, 11.
If you can't eat lettuce, what can you eat?
Nothing.
If you can't eat lettuce, what are we allowed to eat?
Ecolee happens.
Is that your new shirt?
Sometimes.
Echolai happens.
More than 200 million eggs, and this was out a couple days ago, are recalled over salmonella fears.
I mean, you can't eat eggs?
Eggs, lettuce.
Salmonella happens.
Give me a break.
Okay, by the way, the Amy head shirts go up,
and we only have made a few hundred of them,
and it's Amy's head on a T-shirt,
and the proceeds are going to help the orphanage in Haiti
that her kids are from.
And so I was messing with their posting pictures
of her head on T-shirts for a long time.
Yeah, I had no idea what that was about.
But we're posting today, we'll say it 10-9 central.
Okay.
Yeah, that's when they'll go up.
Bobbybones.com, the Amy Headshirts,
if you want to get one of those.
It's kind of weird.
What, the floating hedge?
Amy's floating head shirt?
I'm like, I mean, it is for a great cause, obviously.
But I'm like, who's, like, one shirt going to sell?
I know my dad will probably get one.
Well, they'll be up at 10-9 Central.
Work your way back, 8 Mountain, 7 Pacific.
Bobby Bonds.
Eddie took his son to see Sherlock Nome's, the Nome cartoon movie.
Nice work.
Same that right.
Yeah.
So did you go?
I did.
Yeah, of course I did.
Here it is.
We went to go see Sherlock Nome.
All right, quickly describe the movie.
Well, it's a mystery about garden gnomes that got stolen in Sherlock and his assistant.
And Nomeo and Juliet have to find out mysteries and clues and defeat bad guys to get to the garden gnome.
Is Nomeo and Juliet a different movie?
Yeah, it's like the first part of this.
So now they're in Sherlock Nomes.
Yes.
So these are the same.
people that made Nomio and Juliet.
Which one do you think is better?
Nomio and Juliet or Sherlock Nomes?
Nomeo and Juliet is really cheesy, so I say Sherlock Nomes.
Okay, would you recommend this for people to go see the movie?
Well, if you like mysteries and movies.
Alright, you always like to time the movies, so how long was this movie?
One hour and 26 minutes.
Out of five Nomes, how do you rate it?
Three and a half Nome.
Three and a half Nomes, it got a low rating.
Well, it only got one star.
What's the next movie you're looking forward to go see?
The Incredible is two.
All right.
When does that come out?
Sometime in June.
All right.
There he is.
It's the lowest rating he's ever given.
Ever.
I think he's starting to feel like real about these reviews and like,
he's getting paid a lot.
Yeah.
And all that money.
Does he like kissing movies?
What do you mean?
Like movies with kissing in it?
Yeah.
He didn't know.
He don't like that stuff.
How old?
He's a 10.
It's a kissing movies.
That makes him feel uncomfortable, he says.
What if the cartoon characters kiss?
Yeah, that's really weird to him.
Yeah, me too a little bit.
Yeah, they shouldn't be...
Cartoon characters shouldn't be kissing.
Sometimes I'll see love scenes and movies and by myself.
I'm like, I don't look at the screen.
Like, I'm an adult man.
Really?
And even I feel uncomfortable.
I'll be like, ooh, I'm comfortable.
Yeah.
I'm gonna do that.
Huh.
Maybe if I'm into it in real life eventually.
It doesn't give you a little tingly feelings.
No.
No.
No.
I never had anybody talk to me about that stuff as a kid growing up ever,
so it was always uncomfortable for me to talk about.
And still to watch, I'm uncomfortable.
With love scenes, even when I'm alone.
I know y'all are going to find
shocking, but I was watching El Chapo.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, there we go.
There was a scene, and it was so in, like a love scene, but normal.
Like, love?
I fast-forwarded.
Like, I don't, like, that's unnecessary to throw in here.
I don't need that side of El Chapo.
You never try to watch 50 Shades of El Chapo.
No, I'm not.
I'm not at all.
So I had to fast forward that.
You're right.
Sometimes it can be awkward.
It's the 10-year anniversary of Need You Now,
from Lady Annabelle. Isn't that crazy? It's been 10 years?
So the crazy thing is that it's been 10 years. Secondly, Dave Haywood came over to my house
and Dave is one of the three of Lady Annabellum. He's the brains behind the group, but he's not
the front of the group. Charles and Hillary are. He's the guy that's seemingly small standing
behind them. But he's not small. He's 6-2 at least. Charles is 6'7. But Dave came over to the
house and we did a bobby cast and we were talking about this
song specifically and need you now.
We sat on it for probably eight months, just sitting in our iTunes playlist, and our very
last label meeting to cut.
I remember, and again, it's just a beautiful testament.
I think Charles and his, what about that?
Remember that song we wrote Josh Kear that day?
You know, it's kind of like, it sounds just like it'd be a cool album track, you know,
kind of one of those like, kind of insider songs that like people just love the vibe.
You know, it could probably have like a cool vibe.
Isn't it funny that they thought that was just going to be a song that really no one would hear?
just an album cut
I mean we started getting calls from
every format and then
all around the world it literally spread like
wildfire I mean country radio it went
to number one for four or five weeks
and then we sent it to pop radio
you know which we caught a little flack for
people do you know when you kind of cross over
or send a song out to a different format and stuff
so I get that but
it went huge it just went massive
this is Dave Haywood at my house doing a
bobby cast and when we were talking about this song
and how it started as
voice memo on a phone. Charles had some melodies on the guitar. He had just started playing
guitar actually and learned a few chords on the acoustic. So he came up with some of the melody
on the verse. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da the acoustic demo is just we're fumbling all over the melody.
You know it's like he messes up a lyric and it was just all over the place. The acoustic
demo was really just a voice memo from our phone and so it sounded really rough.
So you can hear the whole bobbycast. If you search for it bobbycast on iHartRadio and listen to
Dave Haywood, but I thought that's pretty cool, and it's 10 years ago.
He said that they couldn't keep their schedule.
That song became so big that people were calling from every country inviting them to do every
single thing.
Oh, wow.
And that an artist will be honest, mostly on the Bobbycast, because I wear them out, we're sitting
there for an hour.
And I said, do you ever get tired of that song?
And he's like, you know, it just did so much for us that there's really not a tired of
it.
It's just, we have to do it.
So we don't dread it.
It just have done it.
So it's good.
Look at that.
Ten years ago.
Man, that's how you know you're getting old.
Yeah, because I remember us playing that.
I have a hang nail issue to my body doing weird things.
Every one of my fingers has a hang nail.
All of them.
So what does that mean?
I don't know.
I'm asking you.
I'm sorry, I'm not a hangnail medical professional.
You're very weird and you know all the body stuff.
Yeah.
Have you been, you know, we're using your hands a lot lately?
Yeah, I've been building cars and stuff?
Oh.
Yeah.
Carbrators.
Yeah, working on mufflers?
No, I don't know.
Is there anything you eat that makes hang nails grow?
I don't think so.
I buy my nails a little bit, but no more than normal.
I don't know what you could be doing other than if you're trying to, like, shed that part of your skin.
It's like peeling back.
Does that happen?
Well, I mean, the hangnails, the skin that's coming off and then it gets caught, and that's why it's like the hangnail.
A big hangnail issue right now.
It's bossly.
I wake up at night, my finger's throbbing.
That's painful.
I have some little clippers you can do, and I go around.
and clip all the skin around your fingers.
It's so crazy.
It's so crazy.
It doesn't hurt.
Amy likes to pop my pimples and then pluck things off of me.
Oh, it feels so good if I could just trim your hang nails.
That'd make you feel so good.
Yeah.
Let's do a never going to get it here.
There you go.
According to this, using a phone while driving is now tied with something else as the number one driving distraction.
So it used to only be using your phone.
But now this is tied with using your phone as the number one driving distraction.
Amy, I'll let you ruin it if you can ruin it.
Eating?
Eating, she says.
Not it.
And now around the room with the never going to get it,
using a phone while driving is the number one driving distraction,
but this is now tied it.
Our producer Eddie, Eddie?
Talking to your kids in the back seat.
Oh, big time distraction.
Show me the kids.
Lunchbox.
Go ahead.
The radio.
The radio, he says.
Show me the radio.
Adam and Georgia, you're on, bud
Hey, welcome I'm going to go with singing in the car
You do that a lot?
I do do that a lot
What's your jam right now?
You sing along with
Like the Florida Georgia line, Bibi Rex a song
Yeah, if it's meant to be, it's meant to be
Because baby it meant to be
That's right
Yeah, I'm talking about
No, that's not it though
But that's a good one
Maybe we do, maybe we don't
Maybe we will, maybe we won't
Because it's be a B to be
Yeah, I'm with you on that one
Yeah, BV.
No, that's not it.
Thank you.
It's actually grooming yourself in the car.
Oh.
Like shaving?
Yeah.
Or me, I club my tone else.
Getting ready.
The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby Bones.
So Barbara Bush died yesterday.
She was in her 90s.
And you can tell the difference on when someone is well respected and when someone just super loved.
And I was listening to people on all the networks.
Just love on her.
Mm-hmm.
She just seemed like.
Someone that if you knew, you just loved, you couldn't help but be around her and be inspired.
And so I watched a lot of it.
I used to know watch the stuff if people die.
It makes me sad.
But I watched a lot of people coming onto all the networks just talking about her.
I don't have a personal relationship with her.
I know, Amy, you used to hang out with the Bush granddaughters.
He went to high school with them.
Yeah, they went to my school.
So, yeah, definitely feeling for them today because I know that they were super close.
Did you ever meet her, Barbara?
No, I met.
Well, I'm trying to think if she was there.
I've met George Bush Sr.
And then...
Their dad, George W.
And then their dad and then Laura Bush, but not...
I don't think I met her, no, Barbara.
She had decided to stop doing all the proactive, keep you alive stuff.
Yeah, I mean, when I read that, and they were never...
I don't know that they were ever using the word, but yeah, it's the point in my...
Where you kind of enter more of a hospice stage, where you're going to just try to be comfortable
and not try to prevent it.
So I had a friend whose grandfather this just happened to
where he said, hey, I'm tired of having all the needles put into me,
I'm tired of just struggling to stay alive.
And he's like, I'm done.
He said, I've had a good life.
And his wife had died recently.
And he's like, I'm done, I'm done.
So they stopped doing all the care to keep him alive,
and they just let him rest.
And he went to sleep that night.
And he woke up the next day and he was so mad.
He was like, why am I here?
Oh.
He's like, I was ready to go.
Oh, I get for you're saying now.
This is like three weeks ago.
Has it happened yet?
No, he's still alive.
Oh.
And he's like, what's happening?
But they're still keeping him comfortable?
Well, yeah.
Obviously.
He didn't want to feel bad.
He's like, wow, what's the deal?
I don't know if he decided.
Okay, fine, start treating me again.
I guess I'm going to live.
He is being a little honor like that, but he's going,
yo, I want to sleep.
I'm ready to go.
Yeah.
Isn't that funny?
Yeah, it is.
I mean, yeah, you just never know when your body's
going to keep fighting.
There is the IRS
payment site and yesterday
the tax filing deadline
it crashed and people couldn't pay their taxes.
The whole site went down.
Hours before the midnight
tax day deadline, the IRS page for paying
your tax bill
crashed and it wouldn't let
users do anything. So you still
have to pay your taxes. If you're listening and you thought
this is a good year.
Skip out of your ride.
Yesterday, Lunchbox revealed his refund
whichever year is some astronomical amount.
And this year it is $9,200.
That's what he's getting back from the government.
Yeah.
But you made you gave them that to begin with, right?
I guess.
I don't really understand how you guys think I gave it to them.
They took it.
You overpaid them, and now you're just actually getting it back.
Okay.
It's like another paycheck.
I'll take it.
Yeah, but you would have got it all anyway.
Yeah.
I don't see it.
I don't understand.
Basically, you're using the government as your bank
when you're getting no interest on it.
See, actually lost money.
They borrowed your money.
money and you were like, okay, don't get it. I disagree with that because they didn't take any
money, like my flights and when I go on vacations to cities where we're on the air.
Don't say vacations because if the IRS is listening, you're going to go to jail.
Work trips to these cities. I paid for those trips and now I'm getting money back from those
trips. But you would have got money anyway. Well, regardless, when do you get your $9,200?
Whenever it comes in the mail, I guess two to three weeks, I don't know how long it takes to
mail you something, but I can't wait. I'll check.
it every day. And so what are you going to do with the money? I'm going to go on a datchelor
party. And where are you going to go? I haven't figured that out yet. Are you going to ride it off?
Ride it off because we'll talk about it on the air. That's a double win for me. Bobby, he's already
talking about it. We don't know where it is. Yeah. Once I figured out, you will know. And that way,
hey, that's the tax write off for 2018. Hey, let's keep the story off the air. So they can't
ride it off. No, no, no, datchelor party. You got to know all about it. It's a party before I'm
become a dad. The guys go. We go and live it.
up one last weekend.
You can't live it up after the baby comes?
No.
Was it your life's over after that?
Yeah, it's pretty much over.
You're a dad then.
This is a datchelor party.
Sort of like a bachelor party before the wedding.
We get it.
Let's go over to Amy with a little
Tell Me Something Good.
Shout out Zingellar dry cleaners.
They have collected 6,300 prom dresses.
They're part of the Glass Slipper Project, where
If there's girls that can't afford a prom dress, well, they get it from there.
And it's pretty amazing that they've collected over 6,000.
That's a lot of dresses.
And it's just a friendly reminder that if you have dresses sitting around your closet,
you can donate it to things like this because it's really a special night for girls
that otherwise couldn't afford a dress.
That's good.
There you go.
Yeah.
What did you yell?
What did you happen?
What on earth?
Anybody just started yelling at me.
She wants to start the show.
Oh, you know that was the skinny intro?
Wow.
I was going to set up a segment coming up.
Sorry, I got excited.
Lunchbox accidentally found out the race.
You know, the race of the baby.
Amy threw me off yelling at me.
His baby's Caucasian.
You don't need a 23 of me.
I think we're good.
Lunchbox found the sex of his baby accidentally.
That's coming up.
And not only that, little things that annoy you.
That's a segment.
But I'm telling you, my heart jump when Amy's already yelling at me.
Over to the skinny Amy.
Here, whatever story you're starting with, you are fired up about, man.
Bobby Bonset.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
So she's less than a week old, but Chloe Kardashian's baby True Thompson already has an Instagram account, at True.
Oh, wow, they bought at True.
To me, it's not that the baby has an account.
It's that they bought At True, which had to be owned by somebody.
Yeah, I, too, was shocked by that because you know that they had to throw down some money for that.
And whoever had at True probably got paid.
Lunchbox, have you reserved your baby's Instagram account yet?
No, because we have not settled in the name.
So I have to, I will reserve it before I tell you guys the name.
Okay.
Okay, the Billboard Music Award nominations were announced.
And the two country artists with the most nominations are Sam Hunt and Chris Stapleton.
They each have five nominations, including the nomination for top country artists,
along with Thomas Rett, Luke Holmes, and Kane Brown.
The Billboard Music Awards will be hosted by Kelly Clarkson, May 20th.
on NBC.
I'm Amy.
That's your 30 seconds, skinny.
Man, this is a lot.
Scared the crap out of me, man.
Sorry.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Let's go.
Transmitting across America.
This is the Bobby Bounder.
19 minutes away from
Lunchbox accidentally finding out
the sex of his baby.
That baby's doing August.
We're going to hear that story on the way.
Amy's Morning Corny now.
The Morning Corny!
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married.
Yeah?
You don't want to say that part back?
Okay.
Their ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Two antennas.
That was the Morning Corny.
There you go.
Bobby Bones.
The Bobby Bones show.
Southwest.
story was crazy, huh? Yeah. The window busted because the shrapnel and it half sucked a person
out of the airplane? On a southwest flight. Yeah. It's so weird because nothing like this
happens domestically. Rarely does it happen internationally. A Southwest Airlines flight from New York to
Dallas blew an engine yesterday. A piece of it broke the window and almost sucked out a passenger.
The plane made an emergency landing in Philadelphia. Sadly, the woman didn't make it. Is someone
else in critical condition to, or was she the one? I think she should. I think she,
was the one.
Then I read it.
Hmm.
It says it's been
almost a decade
since a passenger
died in an accident
involving an American
commercial airlines.
That's how rare it is.
Yeah.
The last time it happened
was 2009.
It had taken off
from LaGuardia and New York
was going to Dallas.
The engine blew out.
A piece of shrabnel flew
off the engine
and smashed a hole
in one of the windows.
The other passengers
had to literally pull her
back into the plane.
Oh, wow.
After that,
everyone on the plane
braced themselves.
Imagine you're on a plane and you see that happen.
You probably think that's it.
The pilots were able to get the...
And shout out to the pilots because they landed the plane while this is happening at an airport.
Again, that shows you, too, if something crazy happens,
they were still able to land this plane at an airport safely.
The woman rushed to the hospital.
Yeah, she didn't make it.
They're examining the plane to figure out what wrong.
Launchbox, anything else about this?
Just if the engine exploded, they...
They have no clue.
They're investigating, but can you imagine being the person that's pulling her back in, the reaction you have to have?
I bet you don't even think about it.
I bet it's just, uh-oh, bootgrab.
I mean, there's no time to think about things like that.
But I read people were texting, like their family.
Yeah, like it's over.
Yeah.
We're done.
I saw the picture of the engine.
It looks like an explosion.
Yeah.
Like, it's not a propeller that flew off.
No, it was pretty much torn apart.
Yeah, it looked like an explosion.
Man, that is nuts.
Yeah, so there's that.
What else do you want to talk about?
My person is my parking spot today.
Again?
A Cadillac.
Should we get it towed?
Dude, how funny would that be?
That would be awesome.
We should do it.
Toot?
Yeah, how funny would that be?
The irony is I don't have a parking spot.
That's the real irony.
I don't have a parking spot.
They'd be like so confused.
Like, so wait, why did I get towed?
I just have a spot that I was parking.
You know why you got toad.
You just tell them.
Don't tell them.
You tell me why you got to.
you know. Yeah. Yeah. Why do you think
you got towed? Yeah, as I pulled
in, my spot was taken this morning. I wanted
to do a segment about stupid things that annoy you. Just kind of trivial
to switch it from that. So stupid things that annoy you right now. I give you
another one. I can't say where it is yet, but we're going on in a new city
and they already did. So we do tell me something good. We've been doing it for
15 years. So because we were doing it, they started doing it. Which is
fine with me. I want everybody to do it. But now
we're replacing that show. And so, and I'm
recording the liners to go on the air
there. And it's like, you know,
and I know the show before us created, tell me something good,
and we're going to come in and keep going. Oh, yeah. And I'm going,
no, that's not what happened. Oh.
Yeah. And I'm supposed to
say that. They took it from us.
And it should annoy me what it does. Well, it annoyed
you and then you refused to do it. That's true.
I did. Oh, yeah. Amy was in the room
with me. That's right. Good. Yeah.
I forgot about that part. I was like, I'm not
doing this. I'm out, man.
Well, I mean, because it doesn't, I mean,
unfortunately, I mean, the cool part is it is such a great feature on shows.
I forgot.
I did not to do it.
The company has encouraged other shows to implement it, so it makes sense.
But then when we come in after that, it does look like we're like, oh, let's do what
they did.
How Beyonce of me, huh?
I like it.
I just wasn't going to read it like that.
Even if it was in the script.
Yeah.
What's annoying you, AIM?
Something small.
Oh, something small.
Well, this annoys me about, oh, every month.
When my husband or anyone asks me if I'm peop.
PMSing, or they blame some of my behavior on PMSing when I'm not PMSing.
You know?
That annoys me because it just means I'm straight up being awful.
I just, I don't blame anything anymore.
You just have kids and that and it's just a lot.
So I just don't assign anything to it anymore.
Well, I just think it's the thing you probably should just not say to girls.
So let's just not say it.
But what if you know it's about that time?
If you are positive, go for it.
Because then I have validation for my craziness.
But if you do it when it's not even close to me,
time that annoys me.
Lunchbox?
The last two times I've gone to the grocery store.
They've had one register open, but eight self-checkout lines open.
And so you're forced to self-checkout.
Why you hate self-checkout?
Because I'm going there for your service.
You are supposed to have cashiers.
If I'm going to pay the same price for my groceries, I want someone to do their work for me.
I'm not there to do the work.
Or else you should pay me an hourly wage.
Now he wants to get paid to do self-checkout.
That is so frustrating to me.
Open more registers because you have cashiers.
Don't make me do the work.
They do have cashiers standing by the self-hepout help check.
It is a little bit annoying because they're standing there.
Listen, pass a 10 years, they're going to be no cashiers.
Yeah, there's usually only two left.
Yeah, there are no more.
That's not a thing.
Get used to it.
That's the thing.
No more cashier is going to happen.
You have to get paid to go grocery shop.
Because when I have fruit, they have to come look up the code and type it in for you.
And so they might as well just have their register open.
I don't do produce and self-checkout.
Eddie, anything?
I guess right now it's like allergy season, so a lot of people are sneezing.
I'm taking pride in telling everyone bless you.
but they don't say thank you back.
And that annoys me.
Like, I'm saying, you just pride in that?
You sneeze.
I say, hey, bless you.
And they just keep walking.
I'm like, hey, how about a thank you for blessing me?
That's the dumbest thing.
What do you mean?
It's like opening the door for someone.
And they don't say thank you.
I blessed you.
But isn't the joy in doing it for someone else not getting it back?
Yikes, is it?
No, he's taking pride in it, Bobby.
I'm just like, hey, bless you.
You sneezed.
Man, you're such a good dude.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Well, okay, next up, Lunchbox's baby, he found out what it is.
Hey, boy, your girl.
Can't wait.
I know.
Seriously, I need to know.
We don't know in this room.
None of us know anything except that.
No.
I didn't even know to you teased that he had found out.
Like, how long has he known?
I don't know.
Amy, I don't know anything about this.
And it's annoying me.
I mean, I was talking about stupid things that annoy you.
Hey, you're on the air, Carmen in Nashville.
Good morning, an awesome person.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate you calling.
What you got for me?
Yeah.
It annoys me so bad when people,
use the wrong doors. They
go in the exit
and out
the entrance. It drives me insane.
Yeah. And that's why this is called
stupid things that annoy you because it doesn't
annoy me, but it does it? No. Oh man.
Yeah, at the grocery store, there's in, there's out.
Or at Target, there's in, there's out. And sometimes people try to go through
the out and... Oh, God forbid.
Oh!
But again... But then they act like you're in the way when you're trying to go, yeah.
Carmen, thank you for the call. I'm giving you a hard time.
Yeah.
Yeah, there you go.
Hey, Becky.
Yes.
Tell me yours.
I went to the doctor a day before yesterday, and there's three ladies up front, and I said,
where do I sign in at, which window?
They point to a kiosk computer.
And I looked at them, I said, are you serious?
I said, yes, so I had to go use a same computer that every sick person has gone there today,
and go ahead and put my information in, scan my insurance card, and then slide my payment.
Yeah, you're talking my...
That's my language there.
Me too.
I'll be completely disgusted by that.
I knew you would.
You're going to go and tell me to touch everything
every other sick person's being told at that doctor?
Yes.
What kind of doc?
What kind of quacky, cracker jack deal is this place?
How about I look everybody's hands sit in the waiting room too?
And they have a daughter of handset and clothing.
I thought, are you serious?
This is crazy.
I don't know what's going on.
Well, thank you for that call.
That's a good one.
Now, that's a good one.
I appreciate that.
Whenever I go into a bathroom and they don't have some way to open the door,
like either one of those foot things or they don't have a trash can right next to the door handle.
Because what I will do is wash my hands and take a paper towel and take it to the handle and pull it.
If there's nothing, that's annoying to me.
Yeah.
Lunchbox?
Well, you just said that those are going to be gone in a couple years of the cashiers.
So receptionist will be gone too and you're going to do everything by computer.
It's the same thing.
It's not really the same thing.
Someone's got to tell you what you need to do.
There'll be one person like the self-checkout person that's sending a wife.
watching all of them. So it's the same thing you're talking about. There'll be someone there.
In the future, we're just not even going to have to go to the doctor's FaceTime him and be like,
these are my symptoms. Well, you can do that already. You can out one of those, one of those webcam apps.
Lunchbox is going to have a baby in August. First baby. Now it's time for a baby box update.
Okay, so what happened you found out the sex of your baby?
Yeah, we weren't going to find out the gender of the baby. And on accident, we were
told the gender of our baby.
How do you get accidentally told?
So my sister's a nurse, and I'm on the phone with my sister,
and we're talking about the baby and our last appointment.
She goes, oh, what was the heart rate?
And I said it was 140.
And my sister just nonchalantly just goes, oh, my gosh, you're having a girl.
And I was like, why?
And she didn't mean to.
Wait, what did it have to do with anything?
Yeah, what is one?
I don't know about the baby heart rate.
The heart rate.
She's a nurse.
She knows these things.
I don't know.
And she goes, I mean, that's just what my daughter's heart rate was at the same appointment.
And I'm like, okay, so it may just be absolute coincidence.
But she's a nurse.
So she knows these things.
I'm not a nurse or a doctor.
So once she tells me, I'm like, great.
So my wife went out and bought a couple girl outfits.
Hold on.
You should Google that because Google is the same thing as in the doctor.
Yeah, yeah, Google that.
Yeah, Google that.
Because I don't, maybe a caller can call it.
Hey, let's do this.
Hey, Hillary on the phones.
I know we have a lot of people that are still calling about the annoying things.
Thank them for their calls, but I want to have people calling about this.
Can you hear me?
Okay, cool.
You can yell.
We're on the radio.
I mean, you can say audible words.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Thank you.
All right, cool.
Perfect.
Oh, hmm.
What you say?
It says that baby girls' heartbeats are typically faster in the womb.
Below 140 is a boy.
Yeah.
And then...
140 above is a girl.
But if they said 140, it's right on the line.
It could be a really high-performing athletic man.
Mine says if you're like 120s, you're a boy.
And then if you're like one...
Let me get a baby doctor on the phone.
Guys, my wife just texted me.
She said my boys, both of my boys were at 150.
Oh!
So there you go.
Oh, man.
Now, wait, whoa, hold on.
Because you seem distraught that it's a girl.
He just seems...
But his wife already bought girl outfits.
Did you double check it with anyone and say,
hey, like a doctor or nurse that knows for sure?
I don't know anybody.
You know the nurse and did you monitor?
But we already been to the doctor and they didn't tell us.
You can call them.
They have phones.
Oh, I guess I could have done that.
But maybe you don't really want to know.
Or you don't want confirmation that it is a girl.
That's the problem.
I don't want to go and I don't know.
But my sister, I feel bad for my sister.
Are you disappointed that you found out because you wanted to be surprised or you're disappointed that it's possibly a girl?
Both.
Which one are you more disappointed about this?
That's a girl.
Oh, my goodness.
Wow.
She's going to go back and listen to this.
Oh my gosh.
That's funny.
Listen, I'm being honest.
I know.
People want a boy.
They do.
I don't think men want a boy.
You want a boy.
So Lunchbox finds out that his baby's a girl.
In his mind, he found out because he's talking to a sister, who's a nurse.
And she said, oh, the heart rate's 140?
You're having a girl.
And he's like, no.
He didn't want to find out, and he doesn't want a girl.
But not in that order, right?
Right.
You don't want a girl first.
Right.
I don't want to know second.
Which sounds...
When did you find out?
Because you started getting really irritable about three days ago.
Like hard in this room.
I think it was Sunday when I talked to my sister.
Eddie?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That makes sense, huh?
It makes perfect sense.
He's been in a bad mood.
Bad mood.
Lauren, you're on the air.
Thank you for calling.
Hi, I was pregnant with my first child and they were doing an ultrasound very early.
And the heartbeat was fast.
And the doctor said, oh, it looks like you're probably going to have a girl because of the
heart rate. But nine months later, he was a boy. Oh. Wow. There's still a chance.
Yeah. So you're saying there's a chance. Thank you for calling. Hey, Casey and Georgia.
Yes. Shed some light on this. Okay. My doctor told us that it was kind of like a wife's tale
kind of thing, that it could be an indicator, but you can't solely base it on that. Like,
I'm pregnant with the fifth child that I've carried. I had a girl.
and she had a boy's heart rate.
I had a boy, and he had a boy's heart rate, I think.
I had twins through a surrogacy for another couple.
Wow.
And they had the same heart rate throughout.
One was a girl and one was a boy.
And I'm currently pregnant for another family through a surrogacy again.
We haven't found out what this baby is yet.
Hold on.
I want to launch the story.
Hold on.
We have all the time for that one.
You've had two babies for other people?
I had twins.
Yeah, about almost two years ago, I had twins for another family through a surrogacy,
and now I'm pregnant again.
Can I ask you some questions about this?
Sure.
Because this is totally foreign to me.
So someone pays you.
Like, is that a pretty good paycheck?
Yeah.
How much?
Yeah, we do.
I mean, you can always say you don't, but I mean, if I act like I didn't want to know how much that
chart that cost, I'd be crazy.
You can say, okay, how about this?
Over $30,000?
It's around that.
Okay, good.
So how do you advertise that you want to be a surrogate?
And by the way, good for you.
Like I say this, I mean, that's fantastic
because you're affording someone the opportunity
to have a baby who wouldn't be able to do it.
But how do you advertise that?
Craigslist?
No.
It's actually something I didn't really know a lot about.
My sister had infertility problems.
And I was looking into doing it for her, but she was able to conceive on her own.
And I just kind of had that feeling I wanted to do it for somebody.
So we met this lady in Atlanta that has a surrogacy agency, and she matches you up with couples who are looking for surrogate.
Do you get put in a book, and they, like, flip through and go, I want that.
No.
So, you know, like, she just kind of goes through and tries to figure out who she thinks would work well together and have kind of the same, you know, morals and standards and stuff like that.
Yeah. So in relation to that, like, is there like a contract that says, I could see some parents being like, you can, you have, we want you to work out, we want you to eat this, we want you to not smoke, take care of yourself.
But there's like a whole legal, you have to have like two lawyers that draw up contracts.
and it's very, I mean, it's their child, but it's my body.
Okay.
Do you ever want to keep the babies?
No, I didn't have any kind of emotional attachment.
I mean, I love them, but I just, I knew the whole time they weren't mine because they had no genetic relationship to me.
Is it easier to be pregnant?
I've always had easier pregnancies, I guess.
I've always been blessed with easy pregnancies and easy labors.
so I don't know
that's always just kind of been easy for me
for the twins did you get paid double
no solid question
that feels like family food
good question good question okay okay
how about this one are you married
yes what does your husband think about that
I mean when we first started thinking about it
it was kind of like weird
but he was kind of interested in it
so what happens
why is he interested in it like financially
Is it kind of his thing?
Like, what is it?
No, I think he just knew how passionately I wanted to help another couple.
And as soon as we met the couple, you have to meet them and, you know, like, get to know them.
And, like, we fell in love with them and you just see this couple who wants a baby so desperately.
And you're like, okay, we'll do it.
You know what I mean?
It's like they just wanted a baby so.
And they've been through, like, years and years of trying to have a baby.
Yeah, one last question, Amy.
Well, I mean, I just, I didn't know if her husband.
was military because sometimes like if spouses are deployed for nine months or a year, the
wives will be surrogates back home and have a baby while they're gone and make some money
and then...
That sounds like medieval times.
Yeah.
Like the night would go away and then they would have a baby.
Not even somebody else.
That just sounds crazy.
Yeah.
Well, listen.
We see the babies like, you know, like a couple of times a year and...
Oh, that's cool.
Still?
You still see the babies?
Yeah.
We have an open relationship.
with them. They send me pictures like every week. We meet them on their...
That's crazy. There's no way. There's no way, no way. Wow.
They're going to call us like aunt and uncle. They just call us Aunt Casey and Uncle Peyton.
It's kind of a neat experience. Well, thank you for sharing your story because I am...
But yeah, I don't believe the heart rate thing. I mean, there's only two choices, boy or girl. It could be right or 50-50 chance.
Hey, that's right.
I don't think to indicate it. Because if it's meant to be, it'll be, baby.
Maybe just let it be.
Right.
That's what we say.
Okay.
Lunch.
Just ride with it.
Yes.
Thank you very much for your call.
Go ahead.
I'm just over here just hoping that my sister's wrong for once.
And that you just want a boy.
You just do not want a girl.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, just call the doctor.
Oh, my goodness.
Can you imagine lunchbox coming back to work after it's a girl?
Once he gives birth and he's raising a girl.
Are you going to...
Oh, man.
He's been in a bad mood now.
Like, you imagine?
Didn't Chris Ableton have boys?
Are they twin boys?
Yeah, twin boys.
Yeah, his wife finally posted something on Instagram, a picture, and so cute.
And they were born a month early, so they're so tiny.
Carrie Underwood just released her album.
Cry Pretty the album comes out September 14th.
She just posted that.
Good for her.
Kind of anxious to see Carrie again.
One, because I think she's awesome and I like her.
Two, Amy's reading a story I walked in.
It was like the complete saga of Carrie Underwood's disappearance.
Yeah, no, it was Carrie Underwood's face at the ACM Awards.
Oh, the face.
A complete guide to an enduring mystery.
You know, the thing about Carrie's face is that everybody wants to know,
but she really only has to talk about it once or twice.
And then go, she's already talked about it.
Because she's going to have to talk about it to get it out there
because that's what everybody wants to know.
That's what the ACMs put her in the third hour.
Mm-hmm.
Because they wanted people to go, ooh, we're going to wait around and see what's up with Carrie.
And then everyone was looking and was like,
like, wait, I'm confused. I don't know what's up with Carrie. At least that's what
was going on with my girlfriends. In fact, I had a girlfriend that texted me this article
because she was like, it breaks down dates and pictures and where she was seen from November
to April. And that's my point is that people want to know. There are blogs about this,
but she has to, she didn't have to do anything. She could go and say, I have no comment.
Right. And you'd have to respect that. But people want to know. And so she needs to tell
it wants her twice fully. I volunteer this show, as a matter of fact.
great idea. And then she's done. She doesn't have to continue to talk about it forever.
So I volunteer this show's tribute. Come on in. Let's put it all out there.
To end the mystery. Don't talk about it with anybody else. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Boom.
This is a noble of you. Thank you very much. Volunteer like that. Yes. Well, but truthfully,
that's what she, you know, she has to do it. That's what people want to know. Oh yeah. People want to
know. People leave asking me, I'm like, I don't know anything. I got carry on speed dial.
The crazy thing about it all is that she was going to take a break anyway.
Like she was going to go away because she said, hey, I'm going to take it some time off.
Yeah, I'm family and whatnot.
Well, regardless.
I mean, she had family regardless.
I know, but I just remember reading that.
She was going to take a break, and then this happens during the break.
So it makes it seem like she took a break because of this.
So, yeah, there's that.
And that's what I saw on Amy's computer.
It was like the behind the scenes, Carrie Underwood.
I know.
I was like way down into a rabbit hole.
He's like, what are you doing?
I said, no worry about it.
She'd like turn her computer around.
I was embarrassed that I was reading.
A wife walks and a husband looking at something.
They shouldn't be looking.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm like, sorry, sorry, sorry.
No, I'm not reading a 15th article about this.
Nope.
Amy loves this Jake Owen song made for you.
Yeah, so good.
You're 2000 and late.
No, I mean, I was here when he, I mean, he performed it in here too.
I mean, but I just love it.
I feel like I don't know that Jake really went anywhere necessarily.
He switched labels.
Time off.
Okay.
Well, then there's that.
But he's back.
Yeah, it's really good.
So good.
I wish he had to listen to me earlier.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I just have so many good opinions about stuff.
You're just always ahead of things.
I'm always behind.
It's fine.
Do you think I'm too ahead sometimes?
Maybe a little bit.
Like too progressive?
Would you say?
Like when people say he's way before his time, way ahead of his time?
Am I before my time?
Probably a little bit.
I need to get behind the time.
then.
Hatch, hold on.
Because I was made for you.
I love his heart too.
Yeah.
Friday nights are made for football games.
Yeah.
Yep.
And hats are made for old baldheads.
Yeah.
And I was made for you.
But that's what things are made for.
Anyway, Carrie Underwood announced her new record.
Cry Pretty.
September.
Mr. Bobby Bone.
Transmit.
So here are people most likely to cheat in a relationship.
Oh.
Do you want this?
Yeah.
Number one, heavy social media users.
Because the more often a person uses Twitter or Instagram, the more often they have relationship conflicts.
I don't really see the connection there.
But that's number one.
Number two, men whose age ends in nine because men at 29, 39, 49, 59, are facing milestone years in their lives.
and they're most prone to cheating.
How old Jasmine?
40.
Oh, you're good then.
Except for last year.
Yeah.
How long have you been married?
11 years.
Someone who has already cheated.
According to research from the University of South Alabama,
both men and women who are unfaithful are more likely to be unfaithful again.
Because they've shown the ability that they're able to do that.
Friskeyer mates.
According to this intimacy experts,
having a partner who is suddenly more physical can mean they are cheating.
You're trying to make it up to you.
Oh, I thought if you were just like naturally frisky.
No, no, no.
It's just if all of a sudden your person's like extra.
Yeah.
And then, well, I thought I read this article.
There was something else.
Like, yeah, wealthy men and poor women.
Oh, yes.
Wealthy men, poor women.
I was like, oh.
Wow.
Yep.
So.
But that ties in.
Armed with power and money, men can become fluent in the language of illicit affairs.
The surprise here is that.
Poor women are more likely to cheat than wealthier women.
So.
Oh, I took it as the wealthier men.
Wealthier men have power.
No.
Wealthier men have power, they feel.
And lower income women cheat in hopes of moving up in the genetic or financial ladder to benefit even children.
They say it goes to even that part of them.
So it's not just a, you know, I want to feel good.
Yeah.
Yeah, you don't want to get a nice purse?
It's, I want my kids to have a better life.
And a little bit, don't you go, I get it.
Yeah.
Smart.
Like you take them off for the kids
You know me?
Yeah for a little bit though
Yeah
I have breaking news
Tomorrow at 8 7 Central
Carrie Underwood will be in studio
What are you thinking about that Ann
That's fast
Hey I didn't see what I got over here
Amazing
So 8 7 Central tomorrow
Carrie Underwood will be on
And I haven't talked to her
I haven't talked to her
I guess we've corresponded digitally a couple times, a couple messages, but I really haven't talked to her, so I don't know.
Yeah.
I can't say that I'm not excited, though, to see her.
For a bunch of reasons.
But that's all tomorrow morning.
Carrie Underwood in studio.
Yeah.
Yeah, there you go.
I was reading this story about this job.
It says, would you be able to clean up crime scenes for a living?
Because they have this family business.
It's called certitude cleaning services.
This family does it.
And they go to crime scenes and clean up all this stuff.
Traumatic cleanup.
And you make about 65 grand a year doing crime scene cleanups.
What do you think, lunchbox?
No chance.
No, no, no, no, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Maybe for a million dollars I could do that.
But for no way would I go to a crime scene and be wiping up the blood and the, oh, no, no, no, no.
Chris, hello, in Ohio.
Yes, sir.
You do this?
Yes, sir.
I'm actually on my way to one right now.
So you're a crime scene technician?
Yes, sir.
Now, without I getting too into the grossness here, if there's an awful crime,
are you on the cop speed dial as the guy to call to be the cleaner-upper?
Actually, it's third party.
So we get contracted out, and we do get called in to come clean up.
And that's not weird to you?
Well, I actually served four years in the Marine Corps, so...
Oh, man, so you got introduced to it that way.
way, huh? I got the stomach.
So is it a stomach you had to develop?
Meaning the first time you saw it is probably pretty bad and then you just more and more
you got to be, well, I can handle this?
Yeah, your feelings just aren't into it.
Does that make sense?
Is it a pretty good living?
It's not bad.
Does it depress you? Because I would just think me doing that as a career, I would be so down
all the time.
It depends on the scenario or situation, I would guess.
Are you married?
Because I would wonder if someone's with you if you're single.
Like, what do you do?
I clean up crime next.
Like, you for sure, I can get no tender matches on that one, you know?
I am married with three kids.
And what do you tell your kids you do?
I just tell them my clean houses.
Man.
I don't want them to have that in their head at that young of the age.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Well, I don't even going to ask you about exactly what.
what you're doing, but I appreciate you calling the show.
Not a problem, thank you, sir.
Amy, would you do it?
I don't think I could do it.
$100,000 a year.
Oh, I...
It's a lot of money.
It's a lot of money.
I just don't think I could...
That would just be too much for me to take home every day.
I think eventually I could.
You think so?
I do now that I think about it.
Oh, it makes me sad just thinking about it.
No one's happy about it.
I know.
No one goes, that's a job.
I want.
Somebody's got to do it.
Yeah, he tells his kids they have to clean houses.
Oh, that's a sad part.
Yeah, well, I saw that.
That's weird.
called in because I just read about a family business where that's what they do and that's what they make.
There's a movie too called Sunshine Cleaning. That's what it's about. We'll go over to Morgan number
2 is 24. Sometimes you've got to keep us in check. We wonder what a 24 year olds care about. Morgan number
two, good morning. How are you? Good. Good. How are you? I'm good. Yeah. The microphone's broken. Everything's
broken. I quit. I quit. I'm done. I'm done with the show. No, no, no. One more try.
Hi.
Hi.
Two more tries.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, it works now.
Just please walk over to Amy
before I go absolutely out of my mind.
Oh, boy.
I'd rather him go out on his mind.
I'll be over here, guys.
All I want is working equipment.
It's not, it's just even
The equipment in my house works.
I had to buy my own equipment from my house, and it works.
I have to buy equipment here, I guess.
Okay, hi, Morgan.
Hello.
Save me.
This is about to get rid.
ugly. Okay, well, right now we care
about Incredibles 2. It's been
about 14 years since we got the original
Incredibles movie from Disney, and now
the second one's finally coming out this summer.
Wow, that long, huh? Yeah, it's been
really long, and that's a really good movie. It's
incredibly popular. I enjoyed the
Incredibles one.
What? Incredibly popular.
That's good.
Good for it. No, I do. I'm
happy. I like that movie. I probably won't watch it, but
14 years ago, Eddie, you have two kids that
watch cartoons. I've never seen The Incredibles.
I know I'm trying to think if I have. Oh, it's good.
It's good. Yeah, like adult good.
I've never seen Up. But everyone's
Up is fantastic. It's adult good. Yeah.
Maybe that's the movie I should watch if I want to cry.
Oh, for sure. You will cry.
And up. Yeah. Because, like, I miss my dog terribly.
Every day. Like, I miss my dog just
awfully. It, it sucks.
And so,
I was talking to a friend and
she was like, you're just not going to be able to grieve.
You don't grieve. And so, she should watch
a sad movie and cry.
and maybe that can trigger some stuff.
And so, like, I'm still having some really...
I came home last night and there was no dog there.
It just sets...
It's bad.
And then I get mad at the microphone one, really.
I'm probably just mad at it and sad.
They don't have a dog.
Like, that's probably what it is.
It's probably rude.
And also, they won't buy some equipment that works.
Both of those things together.
Some of my parking spot.
I got hang nails.
Do you know the hang nail thing?
Yeah.
What is it?
Who said?
Apparently, I was in Colorado for a long time.
Mm-hmm.
And I don't know why.
Altitude?
I don't know.
You get hang nails.
Dry?
Maybe.
The dryness, because of the dehydration.
That Rocky Mountain Heights.
It's just not going well for your boy Bobby right now.
Dang, man.
Yeah.
But, no, I still have to take the ashes in Nashville and spread them out.
But I'm moving.
Like, I'm out of that house.
That's all I do.
I see my dog all over the place.
I see him laying on the couch.
Still see him laying on the bed.
Because every time, that's what I would look for.
So.
So I'm going to watch up and I'm going to cry my face off.
I can't today.
I don't have time.
I'm probably going to reserve my car.
cry. I'm going to put on my calendar for this weekend. I told you.
Appointment crying is okay.
It has an alert and everything.
It's like 15 minutes until you start crying.
Bobby, it's time to cry.
Oh, thank you. Thank you, Siri.
It'll release stuff. You'll feel better.
People started saying there were other movies that you should check out, like dog movies.
I'm not watching a dog movie.
That's a bad idea.
Yeah. You should just stick with a sad one.
Like, I'm really haunted by this dog dying thing.
It really bothers me. And nothing hangs with me.
I can shed it like crazy.
But that dog thing, man, it crushing me.
And then I'm at home, alone, and then I haven't made a talk to about it either.
Well, we're all here for me.
No, you've all of your own lives.
I can't even get a hold of Amy anymore.
What are you talking about?
All of a sudden, she's got two kids.
And so it's Bobby's in, like, fourth place now.
I used to be in second, but now I'm a fourth.
Amy, what's wrong with you?
I know.
I definitely tried to FaceTime him yesterday, and it said unavailable.
Because I was in a seven-hour meeting yesterday.
Okay, well, you just said I wasn't available.
Yeah, but you never are, you never are.
Okay, I had really important things to talk about.
You did?
Like what?
I need to talk to you about Carrie Underwood.
She's coming in tomorrow.
Is that really what you were calling me about?
Yeah.
To what?
No.
I was with some other people and they were like, call Bobby.
I said, okay.
I mean, I know things, but I don't even know if I know them, know them.
Yeah, I know.
No, it's fine.
But, I mean, you're busy.
That was working.
I keep myself extra busy now.
I know.
And now, and then here, I feel bad because I haven't checked in on you on that.
Yeah, sure haven't.
Like, fourth place don't get checked in very much.
Oh, man.
I don't even get a medal in Amy's life anymore.
That's not true.
But, I mean, you're not very, you seem like everything's just like going along and doing okay.
And, I mean, I'll check in here or there.
But to hear you say, because, of course, we're in front of a microphone and that's where you share feelings, you're like, it's really, really, really, really bad right now.
Heavy.
Heavy.
Heavy stuff.
Yeah.
But.
This is heavier than anything you've ever experienced, for sure.
Yeah, I think so.
because I'm used to it every day.
I think, you know, life's like Earth, man, dig it.
You know what?
Dig the Earth.
You know, life's like your Earth?
Yeah, it always turns.
There you go.
Say, all that, all that.
Bob it bones.
They did the Billboard Music Award nominees, and, you know, I'm just so over award shows.
Like, when you read that, do you care?
No.
I don't either.
It's kind of like, okay, those...
It's just, the saturation of award shows is just too much.
And when it's Grammys and Golden Globes and Oscars and all the CMs and it's just a lot.
Like, I don't mind the awards, think the awards are cool, but another show.
But congratulations everybody.
Yeah, and Kelly Clarkson will be hosting.
That's cool.
Yeah, I love her.
That is cool.
I don't even know what channel it's on.
NBC.
Yeah, who cares?
I'm more of it.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're more of ABC guy.
Yeah, yeah.
Did you see this?
I put it on my channel.
Insta story, there was an article written about American Idol, and they were talking about
one of the girls, and they listed me as a dancer.
I was a dancing mentor that taught the contestant how to dance.
They said, and I posted it so you can see it for yourself.
My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones, but hit my story, and it says, dancer mentor Bobby Bones.
I must have been cutting a rug on that show, baby.
Those moves, how could they think you're not a dancer.
Butter hips, man.
Butter hips.
Yeah.
Oh, you can dance with everything.
Smooth like butter.
Oh.
Look at that.
Oh, butterhips.
So my point is, I have some of these clips.
Let me play this for you.
For female rapper, this is because it's interesting to me.
So here is Cardi B.
Mickey Minaj.
And Bad Bobby.
Which is the girl, the Cash Me Outside Girl.
Cash Me Outside.
It's nominated for a Billboard Music Award.
Hey, she started her tour, sold out show.
She's done, I think, one show.
One show?
Sold out, though, Bobby.
That's right.
By the way, she's not bad.
Let me hear this.
Are you want to hear her?
She's the girl that went on.
Dr. Phil.
Was it Dr. Phil?
Catch me outside.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Lunch is dancing in the studio.
But when you say she's that good, I mean, is what she's doing that hard?
Okay, Amy, you sound like an old person now.
Just talking about young music.
You do.
You do.
You sound like a young music.
You do.
Is it really that hard?
She was on an airplane, a Southwest flight,
getting into a fight with another girl from a reality show.
Do you see that?
No.
Someone had it on their phone, they're like,
Oh, no.
I think she's really what she says she is.
What?
She's legit.
Oh, you know.
Trouble.
Yeah.
Oh, that was the parent on Dr. Phil.
Yeah.
I mean, she goes on Dr. Phil and's like.
Because you're too streetwise?
Yep.
And all these holes laughing like so funny.
She's talking about the audience.
That they're laughing at her.
She calls the audience hoes.
All these hoes.
Her mom's translating for everybody.
All these hoes think it's so...
She's talking about the audience.
Did you say the hos are laughing?
So the audience are a bunch of hoax.
Yeah.
Yeah, but why are we clapping?
Because they, the same thing we all laugh.
It's just funny.
We're like, interesting, entertaining.
It shouldn't be because it's...
No, because I'm like, God, she's egging her on.
No, she's yelling at the whole audience.
Oh, my goodness.
Catch her outside.
How about that?
Catch me outside.
How about that?
Catch you outside?
What does that mean?
What I just said?
Catch her outside and she'll go outside
and do what she has to do.
That's what she's talking about.
Oh yeah, yeah.
This is all, but don't you see that this is all mouth?
Oh.
So you wanna take this outside?
Because I think they could bring cameras outside.
Really?
Because I think I flipped you.
You wanna do it again?
Dan, don't get all tough.
Please don't, this is not the place and this is not the time.
Sit down.
Sit down.
All right, Dan.
Anybody can do that.
No, I'm just saying.
Me mom, Amy over there.
No, I don't know.
You got a problem with her?
Catch her outside.
I know.
I'm kind of scared to go outside.
Are you hoes in here?
That means that she wants to go outside and fight.
Hose.
The audience is like, yeah.
Yeah, we're all host.
You're right.
We all host.
She's right.
Love it.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
Motion.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So Target's car seat trade-in event is back.
So if you've got a car seat that you no longer need,
sometimes they're so expensive,
it's hard to just throw it away or know what to do with it.
Beginning April 22nd through May 5th,
all Target stores are going to be accepting
these unwanted car seats for recycling.
In exchange, you get 20% off whatever you need for your next kit
as your kid's growing, like a booster seat,
a car seat base, a travel system, or a stroller.
That's cool.
For two reasons.
One, if you have a car seat, you want to get rid of,
at least you get something back for it.
Yes.
But I thought Eddie said something pretty cool because Eddie has two kids and they're older,
10 and 4, not baby.
But you gave lunchbox the advice of just ask your brother and sister for their hand-me-downs.
Hand-me-downs, man, that's key because, I mean,
the hard thing about buying new stuff for kids is that they grow out of it quickly,
fast. Before you know it, they don't even fit into it anymore.
I thought that was good advice.
That's really resonated with me.
Thanks, man. Yeah.
Good head about it, boy.
Amy, what else?
The Celebrity Family Feud episode featuring Kanye West and the Kardashian-Gardian
Jenner family will air in about a month.
And Steve Harvey says that Kanye
was the best celebrity contestant
ever, while Kim, quote,
didn't know nothing. Didn't know nothing.
Quote. Unless he's messing with this and
didn't know nothing, means he was
awesome. Double negative means positive.
Yeah, you can't trust anybody.
But I mean, I'm a Kanye guy.
I know he's a douche sometimes, but so am I.
Yeah. I just think he's so creative.
I didn't mean to say, yeah, like you are.
No, no, that's okay.
I'm saying, yeah, like I'm following you.
Nobody says I'm a duchier more than me.
There are some that they're close.
So, like, if you can admit your duch,
it kind of cancels out your duchiness?
I don't think so.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
I don't think it means you're a bad person.
I think it just means sometimes you're a little too full of yourself.
I think in certain parts of my life I'm a little too full of myself,
and some of them I'm way insecure.
I don't have a middle.
Like, none of my life is in the middle.
And anything I do.
And so, yeah, you know, I think Kanye and are a lot of like.
What else?
You'd be the best celebrity contestant ever.
Yeah, yeah.
So if you hate Dirty Dirty Dism,
I saw this weird life hack.
What some people are doing is they cover their plate
and plastic wrap before they put food on it.
Oh, really.
That's crazy.
And then they put the food on,
and then there's like plastic rat hanging over the plate.
And then when they're done, they just fold everything over,
wad it up, throw it away, plates clean.
But you still got to eat off a plate.
Get out.
How are you going to eat a steak on plastic wrap?
Well, it seems like you're doing a lot of work,
the same amount of work you can do in the dishes.
Exactly.
But I still think it's hilarious that people spent time.
Because that's a pretty funny idea.
What else?
They're actually doing it.
Or just get paper plates.
Right, right.
That's what I do.
So I don't know.
Sometimes I just like random facts about things that I like.
And one of my favorite Mariah Carey songs is all I want for Christmas.
And this will just give you something to talk about in case Mariah or this song come up in conversation.
You can be like, you know what?
They recorded that song in August of 1994.
So they brought in Christmas trees into the studio to make it feel like Christmas while she was singing even though it was summer.
That's a common thing.
I believe most Christmas albums are cutting the summer.
Right.
And so they bring in lights and they do the whole thing.
Yeah, it takes time to make all that.
Yeah, months.
And then get ready and promotional.
Yeah.
But yeah, most Christmas albums aren't made.
But it's funny, too.
They decorate the studio to give that feel.
Like, do we, when we're listening, just give a certain emotion, like, added to the record.
If you're surrounded by all the feels.
Well, it probably doesn't feel so foreign to you.
Yeah.
So you get more into it?
You can.
And your attitude can even reflect how your work ethic is.
Yeah.
So it can mean a lot of it.
things. But yes, there you go. Thank you, Amy.
Amy, that's my pal. I want to play this song, because I like this song. It's not even a radio
song. But Chris Jansen played it at the end of the ACMs, the Redneck Life. This song is such a jam.
Chris Jansen, Redneck Life on the Bobby Moines Show. Check you down right here.
I grew up in a baton board cabin at the dead end of a gravel street. I got my first
paying job when I turned 10 because money didn't grow on trees.
cheap cigarettes with the windows up was just part of the air I'd breathe
I didn't choose a random junkyard
Mr. Bobby Bones
Let go
Transmitting across America
This is a Bobby Boll
Pretty remarkable story about the Southwest flight
That blew up
And one passenger died
Could have been a larger tragedy if it hadn't been for the pilot Tammie
Joe Shultz.
Her picture is out and she's talking.
The former Navy veteran landed the plane of Philadelphia and avoided further deaths.
Many praised her calm, collected demeanor because apparently it got really out of control.
If you haven't heard the story, one is dead after a Southwest flight, had to make an emergency
landing.
Some shrapnel shot up to the window, busted the window.
One of the passengers was basically sucked through the plane.
People grabbed her and pulled her back.
Sadly, she later died.
but she is one of the Navy's first female fighter pilots
and the first to fly in F818
hope I'm saying that right
she kept her cool safely landing a Boeing 737 jetliner full of passengers
you can hear the communicate
do we have the audio the communication or no
no no audio
they have some of it I know I know what it was I saw it
I didn't put it up because I didn't feel comfy because I died
so you did hear it yeah I did hear it that's why I felt familiar with
Yeah, she says, we have part of the aircraft missing.
And is your airplane physically on fire, someone asks.
No, it's not on fire, but part of it's missing replies the pilot.
So, yeah.
I mean, she probably saved a lot of lives.
Amy, I'm interested.
Your husband would say about this.
I haven't got to talk to him yet.
He's a pilot.
I know.
I'll talk to him today, but that's so crazy.
Is he considered a fighter pilot like her?
No, he's not a fighter pilot.
His dad was.
There's different kinds.
He actually wanted to be.
But?
But, I don't know if I've ever sure.
There's...
Hey, I don't need to be taking...
No.
I don't need to be taking me out of this room
if you're saying something not supposed to.
No, no, it's not...
In regards to that,
I just think it's, like, personal to him.
Like, it wasn't a good thing.
Like, it was a huge bummer on his part.
He wanted to be a fighter pilot.
And I don't...
Can't remember the exact issue
on his, like, test day for it or something happened.
might have involved some vomit.
Do you ever see a little bit of Sunshine
where the kid wants to be a pilot
and then his vision isn't perfect
so he can't be a pilot
and it like ruins his world? Oh, that's a huge
that would dip my husband would be devastated.
He'd like every...
Trying to try and his vision wasn't perfect
so they said nope so...
Yeah, that would have crushed my husband.
It's still, eye sight still terrifies my husband.
He hates going to get his eyes checked.
He's like, I don't want to hear anything.
Really?
Bad.
Get your bones on a Bobby Bones show.
We found out earlier that lunchbox was having a girl, and he's upset about it.
But we really don't know for sure he's having a girl.
He just heard that the heart rate was above 140, and that means a girl.
Yeah, my sister's a nurse, and she told me.
Samantha?
Hi.
What do you think about this whole situation?
I'm a nursing student, and that is not true at all.
It is a wives tale.
It's only a wife's tale.
But she's only a nursing student, she probably hadn't got to the graduation.
Oh, you haven't got that point.
in class yet.
Drew, Drew.
I actually graduate in two weeks, and I'm a mom of two.
Oh.
Well, there we are.
I mean, that's what we have today.
Go back and listen to the whole show, and you can hear that segment.
There's a lot to happen today.
I encourage you to go back on the podcast.
The show starts at five hours ago.
We've been there all morning.
Yeah.
That is the sound of someone that's ready to, you know.
No, I have a long day.
Not even a long day, because long days are normal.
Long days are normal, but I have to do something today I don't like doing, and that's my
audiobook.
It drives me crazy.
And champagne problems that I have to go record an audiobook.
But I hate, I already turn my phone on, I'm ready to get out of here.
Yeah.
But I hate going and just reading that thing that I wrote.
I feel stupid.
And I just talk, my voice goes out.
I hate the audiobook.
He's going, hey.
Do they ever make you, or are someone like listening and they're like, oh, could you read
that chapter again?
Not chapter, but all the time I get corrected.
Because what I do is I do the audio book.
because my book comes out in June
and the audio book
in the end will be good
but I'll start reading something
and I go oh do you know what this reminds me of
and then it turns in my own radio show
and I start going off on these topics
are like hey hit the button
hey Bobby can you go back to the part
where you're reading the words in the book
but isn't that sort of like bonus
for people that download the audio?
And they do keep some of it yes
like I'm planning on having Amy come
and read her part in the book
I don't know we're going to do that
but yeah that's so yeah I'm doing that today
and then I have a Bobby Cass with Lucy Silvas
tonight and so
So that's good
because she's awesome
I don't know if you know Lucy's story or not
but
That's a Bobbyca.
And she's also married to John from Brothers Osborne
Which is like secondary to me because she's such a good artist
But I'm going to box today
It's a good
I mean listen I'm lucky to be able to have a full schedule
Yeah
I just hate that reading the audiobook
I wish that could have just hired someone else to do it
but I feel like I'm letting the listeners down
if I don't do it
Oh, you 100% have to do it
Because I wouldn't do it
I mean they would just pay somebody else to do it
Yeah, but nope
That's what to you
So that's what's what's up
You?
Oh, just working on daughter's birthday parties
Yeah, big day coming up Saturday
I know I feel like most parents
Probably plan the parties way in advance
I like to roll like three days before
Yeah
Remember we talked about this yesterday?
I know
I mean it's like I'm so planned
I can't believe you guys what thing
No, give me a deadline
I'll do it. You know the deadline? Saturday. Who's getting it done? Me.
There you go. Lunchbox.
Co-ed soccer tonight, taking to the pitch. What time?
715, two undefeated teams going head to head.
I know I read about it in the newspapers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that and then playoff hockey next.
You know what else we do today? What? We interview a nanny.
Oh, yeah? I think I told you that, but let me know how that goes.
Let me just run into those nannies.
Yeah, I know. Nami must be like momzella.
It is not me. It's not me. It's not me.
It's not me.
I started to think what's the common denominator.
Yeah, that's what you should always think about all situations.
When something's happening over and over again, find the common thread.
Why do all my relationships fail?
Me.
Why do all your...
Because Amy and her husband both have full-time jobs.
And so they have someone to watch the kids.
I don't know.
You do the math.
Yeah, I know.
I'm like, what is wrong?
We'll see it tomorrow.
Thank you for listening.
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