The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Searches Bobby's Condo For Squatters + Co-Signing Loans For Friends + Lunch Walking at Comic Con
Episode Date: September 19, 2017Lunchbox goes inside Bobby's downtown condo to search for squatters, co-signing loans for friends and 'Lunch-Walking' at Comic Con Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork....comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Bobby Bones, everybody.
We're transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Bonds show.
Amy wants me to move in by her.
Do you guys know this yet?
Hold on, Bob.
Good morning.
Welcome, Stuart.
Hold on. I'm sorry.
Amy now we're just talking to my right.
Morning.
All right.
Welcome to Tuesday's show.
Okay, what were you saying?
There's a house by Amy's that she's like,
You should come over moving the house over here.
Yeah, it's amazing.
Like, I'm not super attached to the house I live in now
because I had to find it quick.
Remember yesterday when there were squatters at the house?
Yes.
Supposedly at my condo.
What happened?
My condo flooded, and it was like,
I got to go find somewhere to live super quick.
So I found another house.
And I like it, but I don't love it.
And there was a house near Amy.
And she was like, hey, come home to my house.
I was like, okay.
She goes, let's go look at this other house.
It's perfect.
I'm all over it.
What does that mean?
Just everything, all the things you would need.
And like a bedroom for my house.
kids.
There's like a big yard.
It's amazing.
And they can go run over and play at Uncle Bobby's.
It would be so cute.
They're going to be like 24, but they're going to park their cards over in my house.
So what are you thinking?
No, I think somebody put a contract on it.
That doesn't matter.
Contracts fall through all the time.
So I'm thinking about going to look at it today, but I just know if I'm moved near Amy.
Oh, my goodness.
I enjoy Amy more than any of you people in this room.
Yeah.
Amy and I are closest than any of you guys.
But, I mean.
That's a lot of Amy.
It's a lot of Amy.
She can walk over.
I walk by this house every day anyways.
And you know she's going to be there every minute of the day.
No.
You know, I look like I don't have other things going on.
I will be there every minute.
I would get invited all the parties, though.
Oh, that's true.
About time.
No, you're going to be hosting the parties with that house.
Okay.
Oh, boy.
I'm going to go look at it today, I think.
There's a contract on it, which means somebody already kind of has dibs on it.
But when Amy made me go look at it, there wasn't one on it.
What you need to do is put in a bid higher.
I'm not doing that.
I don't even care that much about it.
Let's get this.
Let's get started on Tuesday.
Oh, Amy wants to get this.
Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's ICU.
A man in Festus, Missouri bought two Missouri lottery tickets, right?
They're the show me cash tickets.
And so his thing was, he goes to buy his ticket, and then he gives one of the store clerk.
Always.
He battles for him, gives one of the store clerk.
The store clerk hit $384,000 jackpot on the ticket.
Wow.
And the ticket he gave him.
Yes.
Okay.
They know who he is.
There's no word if she plans on splitting the winnings.
They don't know anything except that she won with his ticket.
Yeah, I mean.
That's pretty awesome of him to do.
So awesome.
I don't think she owes him anything.
She does not.
What do you think she does?
Maybe 10%.
She probably breaks him off a little something.
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She won $384,000 all set and done.
She'll probably get about $150,000.
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Yeah, it's not been good.
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And she got a picture with the dog and everything.
Hmm.
Listen, I don't know.
I don't know if I got seen him.
But the dog recognized her.
Were there microchips 25 years ago?
Remember the episode of Friends
where Phoebe thinks the cats
her mom. May I remember that? No? No. Okay. Well, but the dog, it was like wagging its tail and licked
her face and she just really felt a connection. I'm going to tell you this too. I don't care if it's
not the dog. If it made both of them happier for a minute, like that makes me happy. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I agree. Logically, you know, the brain old doing the logical thing. That's a tough one. 25 years.
Well, the dog is 25 years. It was 11 years later. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Still, it's a cool moment.
I agree. I just liked that there's something going on there. Lunch, Foxx, back in 1980s,
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Wow.
How about that?
Holy cow.
See, that's good news.
That's tell me something good right there.
You still have that golf club?
Yeah, I still got it
I have to send you back out today
You up for it?
Dude, I'm always ready
To bust some criminals' heads
So
Someone may be squatting at my condo
My condo
Flooded, I had to move out
They just got to fix
And they're like, hey, someone may be squatting there
We couldn't get in
We had the code yesterday
Because there's a lockbox on the code
He's gonna run it out
Yeah
I have the code
Have the code
Oh good, yeah
And then I had to climb the rooftop
He did, yeah, I watched the video
Pretty funny
Let's just climb the roof
So maybe half hour
sent you back out? Yeah, I'm ready.
I'm going to see if there's anybody. Like, I'm looking for, not just people in there,
but like paraphernalia could be in there. You know what I mean? Oh, left behind like
evidence. Yeah, because they keep coming back.
So we may do that. There is an extremely dangerous category five
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Oh, yes.
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Don't watch that show.
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Too far.
I saw the whole thing.
Too far.
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Bob it Bonesh.
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I guess he's the person helping write it.
Okay.
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It's Tom Carter's pretty much writing the book.
Oh.
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This is like, here's a story.
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Kind of, yeah.
Yeah, okay, that's cool.
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got married to the woman who inspired him to write Greatest Love Story, but he didn't sing
to her at the wedding because, yeah, I guess their moment with the song happened years ago.
What a poll.
I know.
I don't care.
I read that walk down to Colplay, and then they all sang country home, take me home.
That's cool.
And like a bar.
It was like on a Sunday, too.
I guess maybe they were playing on Friday and Saturday.
Yeah.
No, I like him.
I like them.
So good for them.
I wouldn't invite to the wedding, though.
Oh, well, congratulations anyway.
I'm Amy.
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Story of the day.
This story comes with us from La Port, Indiana.
A 33-year-old man walked into a gas station, stole cigarettes, some beer, and got about $50 from the cash register.
Only problem is he forgot to steal gas because he got about a mile down the road, ran out of gas,
and that's where cops found him sitting on the side of the road.
Uh-oh.
Don't you think you just, I mean, I guess you don't run if you're stupid.
If you're stupid, you're stupid, right?
Yeah.
I'm always like, why did it?
But then I forget, they're just stupid.
I'm lunchbox
That's your
Bonehead story of the day
Probably also hard
To steal gas
That's probably
Because you can't just grab it
And you need a card to work
Then they can get you
But yeah
That's the idiot
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Everybody
Transmitting across America
This is a Bobby Bonds
Show
Before I send
Lunchbox
I'm Mike D back out
Does anyone
Feel in their heart
of hearts
This is unsafe
I mean
Really, because I, honestly.
I have, I don't think it's unsafe.
I mean, maybe I'm just being like, okay, there's surely not going to be anything.
And if it's a squatter, they're just like, chilling.
No, if it's a squatter, it's bad news.
Yeah.
Oh.
So let me explain the situation.
Okay?
Because last time I was worried.
But I wasn't going over that place by myself.
It was crazy.
So about a year ago, I was living in a condo, and it flooded.
My neighbor hit a water main, and it flooded the whole building.
Everybody had to move out, basically.
And they were like, well, pay for your hotel stay until further notice.
Further notice ended up being nine months.
So I was like, no, I'll just get another house.
And I'll just pay two mortgages and then I'll sell one of them.
So then I was like, well, I'll just rent this place out.
I'll do that.
Just now I'm able to move in.
I get a note that's like, hey, you may have a squatter living there.
That's freaky, man.
Somebody just moved in?
Yeah.
And so yesterday we sent lunchbox with a golf club.
Mike D with a taser in case there was any trouble.
But they couldn't get in because since I decided to rent it out,
they put a lockbox on the front door.
We didn't know the code.
So then they climbed the roof that we shouldn't have done.
And they couldn't get in the top door.
It was locked.
I have the code.
So let's vote.
Is it safe to send lunchbox and Mike D back out today?
Amy.
Yes.
Okay.
Eddie?
Absolutely.
Okay, I would like to vote no then, just for my own conscience.
You still lost the vote, but I vote no, it's not safe.
Oh, yeah, I'm not scared.
Look, if it's unsafe, I have a golf club, and I have a lot of skills that I'll just use
to my advantage to take care of the squatter and...
Skills.
Nunchuk skills.
Yeah, I mean, so I'm not even worried about it.
What if it's like a whole bunch of?
I'm sure it's not just one person, though.
Okay.
Look, I can swing the golf club in a circle.
I mean, because they're going to surround me, you know, like on the movies when they surround
you in a circle, and you just, who, you just, who!
start swinging that golf club.
Mike D has a taser, too.
Yeah, and he almost tased himself yesterday.
Okay, go back.
Oh, right now?
Yeah.
Bring it.
Go back.
This time we will get it.
We have the coat.
They sent Mighty the code at 7 a.m.
yesterday, and he never even told me.
Oh.
Right.
He was like, yeah, I got the message my realtor.
I was like, hey, what's up with this?
Why can I get the code?
He's like, I've had it for all day.
I would have sent someone out there already.
What do you call these two?
The what crew?
I don't know.
what do I call you guys?
The bruise crew?
The bruise crew.
Yeah.
Thought you call it said?
I like that.
The bruise crew.
I'll take that.
I think you may be bruising yourself.
Let's do like you're the bruise crew.
Exactly.
All right, I'm going to send you guys out.
Okay.
There's the taser.
Taser works.
Lunch has got the eight iron in his car.
Yeah, I'll go get it.
Let's go see today if there are any squatters in the condo.
We have the code, all right?
We got lunchbox standing by.
Hey, where are you right now?
I am in the hallway outside of your place.
Okay, don't go in yet.
We have to wait like three minutes.
Okay.
So we got to let everybody come back.
This is like, if you get this part of the show, you get the full show to everybody listening.
So a lot of cities don't take the full show, which is an odd thing, but we can't let's party either get beat up or save the day until we go back live.
Smart.
Yeah. So hang tie for like three minutes, all right?
Jeez, you're getting, the squatter's going to hear.
I'll be quiet.
I'll be out here quiet.
I'll just stand by.
Yeah, it sounds quiet.
Echoing all through the hallway.
He can't whisper.
Yeah.
That's lunchbox can't whisper.
Okay, we'll come back to you.
A guy in Arizona caught a.
rattlesnake in his yard earlier this month.
And so he catches a rattlesnake.
Plans to cook it.
But it bites him twice.
Ew.
He was rushed to the hospital where the doctor saved his life.
The treatment was so hardcore, he blacked out for five days.
He's now finally home recovering.
It was at a birthday party for his kid, and a rattlesnake just showed up in the yard,
and so he just started to grab it and he was going to cook it on the grill.
Like, here's the thing.
Listen, I've killed many a snake in my day.
First of all, you pin it.
Secondly, you chop a head off.
And then you do whatever.
you do with it.
Yeah.
That's the order.
Yeah, I guess you forgot.
I don't even know if he knew because you don't just...
He posed for pictures.
He was like, take a picture.
Oh, man.
That's how you can know this guy does not know snakes.
Like, wrestling with the snake?
But he lost a grip on the head and it bit him twice.
Oh, that's the worst.
You pin it or you pop...
Listen, I don't think you should kill snakes unless they're aggressive towards you.
And they're not going to be unless they feel threatened.
But sometimes snakes get aggressive.
Like water mocks do get aggressive out of nowhere sometimes.
They're just angry.
We'd just be in the boat.
Fishing, they didn't come right at you.
Like game over.
What's their deal?
I don't know.
They probably didn't get any love from the parents.
Yeah.
Probably.
Yeah.
Have you ever eaten snake?
Yeah.
It's not good.
It's not.
Yeah.
But you're being like chewy.
Yeah, but never ate it because it was like, let's eat it.
Always because it was like, this is interesting.
Let's see what happens.
Exactly.
Gotcha.
We weren't like hard, hardcore.
Like, we go out squirrel hunt and kill squirrel,
We quail.
Obviously deer.
Turkeys.
But snake, you kill one.
If we'd be camping, we cook it.
It's kind of terrible.
Yeah.
I wish I could be cool and be like, it's good.
Yeah, it's not.
It's not.
Snake taco.
Yeah.
I'm sure somebody can make it good.
They can make anything good at a restaurant.
All they do is put guacamole on it, and they're like,
snake taco for Tata.
Here you go.
Good to go.
We're going to check him on lunchbox in exactly one minute and 12 seconds.
So, just going to let you know, he's outside my place.
place. We're going to see if there's a squatter in there.
Welcome to my house.
There's a squatter at my house.
I get it.
That's funny.
This should be their music they walk into.
I don't have a sound system of my old condo.
They just carry a boombox.
Put it on their iPhone and put it on their phone.
We're here.
We're here.
Oh, we have to champagne.
Pop!
All right, 30 seconds.
Come on, turn it out.
Hear a knock on the door in the night.
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All right.
Lunchbox is outside of my old condo.
About a year ago, it flooded.
I was forced to move out.
So I'm moving to another house
And they've just now finished the repairs
A year later
And then I got a note saying there may be a squad or living there
That's not good
So I sent Lunchbox and Mike D
Lunchbox has an 8 iron
Mike D has a taser
Are you guys there?
We are here
We are outside the door
All right let me hear the taser
Oh here the taser
Hold on hold on
Okay great
I turned it off for safety but
Always leave it on
No no he will hurt himself
Lunchbox you're outside the door right now
Yeah, we're outside the door.
Do you want me to knock?
No, no, Taser.
Do the Taser.
If you have the flashlight on, it won't tase.
You've got to turn it.
Oh, there's got them.
Lach plugs is down.
That's a little too close to my face.
Okay, okay.
Do you have the, have you unlocked the door on the lockbox?
Yeah, we unlocked the lockbox and we got the key in the, what do you call it, the keyhole.
The key hole, yeah, that's where the key goes, yes.
What do you call it?
Okay, go ahead and un...
I'm a little nervous about it.
now. Unlocked the door.
You want me to knock?
No.
Okay.
Okay, we unlocked it. It's unlocked.
Okay, open it up slowly.
All right, Mike D, I'm going for it. You ready?
Yeah. Mike Dee, get it on camera just in case he's evidence in court.
Oh, it's dark in here.
Yeah, that's because I turn the lights off.
Hello?
No, no, no, just wait, turn the lights on.
Well, I don't know where the light switch is.
In the general place where they put light switches, like next the doors.
Oh, got it.
Okay.
All right.
So first of all, I would go back toward the bedroom.
Go back to the bedrooms to the right.
To the bedroom from the right.
Okay.
Just go, just go look and kick doors down.
No, no, kick doors down.
Just go in and look and see if there's anything in the rooms.
Hello?
Yell.
Anybody in here?
Hey.
Who's in here?
Bruce Crew.
Hey.
What in here?
Whoa.
My D.
Don't try to.
My D almost paved me.
Are you guys scared?
Hello.
I'll see if anybody's taking a shower.
Why is he doing a deep point?
I thought it was somebody else.
Hello.
Hey, really, just scour the rooms real quick, like all seriousness.
Go look around all the rooms.
I am looking all the rooms.
Do you see anything, like, anything at all?
I saw one footprint.
Okay.
Do you see any, like, people or drug paraphernalia or anything like that?
No.
All right.
Food wrappers?
I'm thinking about that.
Did you check the fridge?
No, I haven't checked the fridge.
You told me to check your bedroom.
you want me to do.
All.
You're giving the instructions.
All right.
We're going to the kitchen now.
Bedrooms are clear.
Even, like, you checked upstairs?
Yes, I just checked upstairs.
Okay.
All right.
You're making sure.
Check the bar of soap.
If it's wet, someone's there.
Take a toilet.
If they're poop stains, it's amazing.
Bad sign.
The fridge is empty.
No, that's good.
Yeah.
That's a great sign.
I haven't lived there in a long time.
Oh, well, I wanted to be.
I want someone to be here.
I want to catch him.
No, you don't want someone to be there.
Oh.
I almost fell.
All right.
Let me see.
All right.
Yeah, there's no one here.
Okay, and there's nothing.
No food wrappers, no one.
Walk up and make sure that the glass door hasn't been like, you know, mess with.
All right.
All right.
Okay, I'm going to play a song.
Can I leave you beef for a bit?
Don't play a song.
Don't play a song.
What if something goes down?
You're recording it, right?
Yeah, we are recording it.
That's true.
But you think you're in the clear.
So far so good.
No one out here.
All right.
All right.
Hey, scour the whole place.
We'll check back in, all right?
All right.
I keep looking, buddy.
Okay, lunchboxes here on the phone.
Okay, how to go?
Check everything out?
We checked everything out.
Bruce Crew did a great job.
Nobody in the place.
Nobody in the place.
But, I mean, this could be a case of a very motivated squatter.
Like maybe they squat overnight.
They clean up after themselves, and they got a job in the morning so they get out.
I don't think that's the case.
I'm good.
Or they follow the show and they were like, oh no, they're coming.
We got to get out, get out, wipe your fingerprints.
So they wipe the place down.
No, I'm good.
I feel better.
Thank you very much.
We'll see you back in the studio.
I'm a hero.
You are a hero.
That's right.
Lunchbox and Mike D went out.
I was told there may be a squatter in the condo that I had that flooded.
And there isn't, apparently.
But they went out, I was a little scared last night.
I'm not going to lie to you.
As I was in bed, I was like, what if something happens to them on the show?
And like, someone attacks them.
That would be bad.
That would be bad.
Sad, terrible, hopeful.
That would be too.
terrible. You see Taylor Swift is getting sued?
By who? For the lyrics
to shake it off because they say she stole it?
I didn't see that.
Yeah. Play is going to play, play, play, play.
Hater's going to hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. I'm just
going to shake, right?
So they say they stole the lyrics.
I remember 3LW. They later turned in the Cheetah girls.
A couple of them did. Oh, really? I remember them.
Yeah. Yeah. So, this is Taylor.
Play, play, play.
Hey, Katie, and my haters gone.
So, play is going to play.
Hey, he's going to.
I don't think they can win a lawsuit just from that.
But took them so long, though, you know?
I thought the same thing.
Like, this is her last, this is 1989.
This is the last album.
Like, if you're going to sue somebody sue for, look what you made me do.
Right.
Don't sue for this.
Anyway, they want 20% of all the money from Shake It Off.
That was like three years ago.
Mm-hmm.
Did you see Jake Gyllenhaal shut down the Taylor Swift talk?
No.
So Jake Gyllenhaal has been interviewed because he has a new movie.
And they used to date.
Yeah.
But he's being interviewed.
He has a new movie called Stronger that's coming out.
And he's playing the Boston Marathon bombing survivor, Jeff Bauman.
And he's him in it.
And so Jeff's also interviewing him.
Here.
If you lost your legs in real life, do you think Taylor Swift would write a song about it?
For me or about it?
No, like for you, like a country song.
She sort of moved more into pop now.
That's funny.
That's a funny question.
It's a funny question.
Dave.
That's funny.
Heather Lockler got herself into a car crash.
She drove a Porsche into a ditch.
Everybody knows Heather Lockler, right?
Yes.
Okay.
One of the officers who responded to this thing called 911,
let them know that the crash involved a celebrity.
The 911 dispatcher was then like, okay, we're going to name out there faster.
Oh, no.
A female?
It's going to be.
insurance on
got it
damaged property damage
that's what a thing
um
people in a bigament
we don't want to leave it
because it's
yeah
I will call them
I will let the
appropriate people know that
and let SOT know the
Circus they'll probably get out there
a little bit quicker
oh
yikes
so like a celebrity
makes the ambulance
go quicker
oh
that's not a good look
that's not a good look at all
I cannot believe that
I'm going to tell them
the situation and they're probably
to get out there quicker.
Yeah.
Hey, by the way, they released the comedy chart yesterday.
The Raging 80s had the number one comedy song.
That's awesome.
You see me post that yesterday?
I did.
You?
Pretty proud of us.
And I was like...
Yeah, I was too.
You know me to lie?
Because I won't.
Now, I'm glad you're enjoying it.
I was like, dang.
Thanks for the listeners for downloading Namaste.
You're welcome.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
The number one comedy song.
Dang.
I'll play it.
I mean, this is the number one song.
Let's do the count now.
Put her to the countdown.
Namaste for the raging idiots.
Thanks everybody for downloading this.
7.30 in the morning.
In the suit that I was born in.
Girl, why are you laughing at me?
Come on, baby, with my cat keys.
I'm running late.
Need to beat it like Jackson.
But you're kind of a distraction.
Because I can't start watching you.
Showing me your Savasana.
Like the best of.
looking bad influence I ever saw
Probably ought to hit the road
But now
Mistake
Ain't no way
I'm about to leave you
In a bristle on the floor like that
You look a little lonely
On that mat
I should be saying goodbye
I might lose my job
But now
A mistake
Come on baby
Let me jump in on those stretches
You'll do it
I'll be a student
Don't know nothing about yoga at all
Probably gotta hit the road
But now
Namaste.
Namaste.
Namaste.
Be responsible.
But you're making it impossible.
Index pants looking off.
Flexible and you're down.
Namestay.
Ain't no way.
I'm about to leave you in a movie saying goodbye.
I might lose my job without you get off.
Probably ought to hit the wrong.
Thank you, everybody, for downloading that and make a number one song.
Yes.
Number one, baby!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Woo!
Magnitude 3.6 earthquakes
been felt in Los Angeles.
The U.S. Geological Survey
says that it hit the
San Fernando Valley.
No significant damage.
Imagine your house shakes.
I can't imagine that.
Like, things that are supposed to be stable
aren't.
Tornadoes?
Been in many of them.
Earthquake seems crazy.
We used to do earthquake drills, though,
back in Arkansas at home.
We used to have to get, like,
Under the desk.
Yeah, tornado drill was you go out in the hallway and you cover your head.
Okay.
You lay all down beside the hallway.
Earthquake was you get under the table.
Like under the desk.
Wow.
That's scary.
And then fire drill, everybody just runs outside.
Ah!
We'll act like we lined up, but we really just ran out.
Bobby Bonson.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd skinny.
Have you seen people posting rude comments about the outfits that Mayor Morris is wearing?
You know, here's the thing about Twitter comments.
If you get 10,000 comments, seven of them are going to be bad.
So no, but people comment on bad things about everyone.
Well, Maron's over it, so she decided to address it.
She's had enough.
She tweeted that she's over the shaming and that she's a self-sufficient woman who loves her body.
Okay, people, if I put on a hat that was green, people will go, that is a stupid color.
And I'll be like, stop green shaming me.
It's just, if you get bigger, more people are going to tweet at you.
Ah, good for her, I guess.
but people are going to tweet about anything.
I'm indifferent, except,
it's like when people go,
I got death threats on Twitter.
Well, if it's a nine-year-old saying,
I'm going to kill you because you don't like Taylor Swift,
that's different than someone going.
I know where you live.
I have a set of skills.
It's just different.
So the bigger you get the more.
Well, she likes her outfits and just getting a lot of support from Philip.
It's not even about that.
It's not even about that.
Well, for her it is.
If she wore a full sheep,
people would be getting mad and she would have to go.
I'm not being sheep shamed
So that's all
It's just Twitter's a bad
It's just bad
It doesn't matter
Okay well
Wonder Woman is finally out
Tuesday is DVD
Or rental release day
And that's a good movie right
Yes
Don't Wonder Woman chain me
It's good
I'm not Wonder Woman chain you
You know that she was pregnant during that
And they had to
Take her belly off
I know that's why I can't
Because I haven't seen me yet
I've been waiting for it to come out
So that I could rent it and download it
And now that Bobby told me that
That's all I'm going to be like thinking about, oh, I wonder how pregnant she is in this scene.
It's really good.
The movie's really good.
It's long, but it's really good.
Yeah, so heads up.
If you didn't catch it in the theaters, you can now download it as of today.
I'm Amy.
That's your 30 second skinny.
You could wear.
No, they're saying.
I get what you're saying.
Yeah.
Like, I don't think it's that.
I don't think it's a story.
It doesn't matter what you do.
People are always going to be like, gung it's not good.
You give to charity.
I get charity shamed.
You know what I mean?
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Across America.
This is a Bobby Ball Show.
Over to Amy.
The Morning Corny.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.
So, Brittany Spears, since her money's still in a conservatorship, you know, since the incident way back in the day,
10 years ago. Yeah, her dad runs it, right?
It's all part of public records,
so we know what she spends her money on it.
So, do you guys care?
Yeah. Because I'm so nosy.
I mean, it's all out there. It's a new story.
I didn't like go shopping through stuff.
So here we go. This is for last year.
According to the documents,
our biggest expenses were $122,000
for massages, grooming, and nails.
Wow. Wow. Dang, treat yourself.
$69,000 on.
wardrobe. I guess for someone
rich that needs a bunch of clothes.
Yeah. And she made
11 million last year.
But 120,000 for massages. That's a lot.
24,000 for makeup.
Oh! Her dog's
$29,000 for the year.
Wow. And she didn't really do a bunch
of shopping sprees. She'd spent a few hundred bucks
at a time at Pottery Barn, Albertsons, Ralph's,
Target, and Bed Bath & Beyond.
Celebrities are like us.
Yeah. Wow.
Except for the massages part.
Man, she does love In-N-Out
Starbucks, Apollo, IHop, Dominoes, Subway.
I'm just looking at all of it.
Brady's pretty normal.
It's awesome.
I mean, as far as her spending habits?
So here's the thing with, I got a listener that emailed in and said, hey, one of my friends
asked me to co-sign a loan for them.
Hey, Melissa, you want to be on the show?
Because I've got to ask you a question about this.
How do you film about this, Melissa?
Melissa's in a bad spot.
I think she drove into the cave, right?
Oh, I'm here.
Oh, okay.
Go ahead, Melissa.
Colin, with regards to the co-signing of a loan, my thing was, don't do it.
Why not?
I financed a vehicle for my ex-boyfriend.
In my name, we broke up.
I asked him for six months to take over the loan.
He kept putting it off and putting it off.
And eventually, I had to buy a house, so I took the car back.
And then he sued me for either the car or all the money that he put into the car, because he was making the payment.
He sued you.
Oh, that sounds horrible.
So I co-signed alone once for someone, and they bailed, and it happened to buy the car.
It was terrible.
You co-signed, and they go check out.
You know why it's called a co-sign?
Because you're the co.
And they're coming for you.
And so if you decide to take that on, you better be prepared.
Oh, you have to, for sure.
Okay.
I always say never, unless it's your parent, sign up for a kid, never co-sign alone.
Oh, yeah.
John.
Hello, you're on the air.
Hi, Bobby.
What do you think about this?
No, I'd say don't do it.
Good.
For the same reason that that lady just said it and that you just said it, you're responsible
for that loan if they default and if you're not willing to take on the payments,
you could be bankrupt in your own self.
Yeah, and that's what happened to me and that's what happened to her and that's him.
It's hard to say no to a friend, but it's not.
It's like loaning a friend money.
If you do it, just know you probably have to pay off the car.
You know what I mean?
There's my advice.
Judge has spoken.
We're talking about signing a loan.
co-signing and I've done it before and I got
taken into the cleaners.
To the cleaners. I was an idiot. I was like, I'll co-sign.
No problem. You'll pay your payments.
You were being helpful on time.
No, I was idiot. You learned things.
I think the best thing about being an idiot
is when you're not an idiot the second time.
Because everybody's idiot the first time.
The goal is not to be idiot the second time.
I'll never co-sign. Unless I have a kid.
So not even a girlfriend that you care of.
No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no.
No, no cell phone plans. No cars. I'm not co-signing.
because I did and it cost me a lot of money
because not only to have to pay for the car
I never saw the car again.
Me? What about me? What if I needed your help? Oh, no. Wow,
he's... He's serious. I know what you make. You're good.
I said what if I was just doing high foot.
What if I needed? What if I want it? I just need a co-sign.
What if I... Stop it with that.
Sarah, hello in Hutchson, Kansas.
Hello.
What up right outside of Wichita? Shout out.
What do you think about this?
Co-signing.
Don't do it.
Because, have you been burned?
Oh, yeah.
Tell me about it.
Yeah, I co-signed for an ex-fiance.
So, you know, we're going to get married.
So I'm thinking, no, we split up.
And I was still on it on the loan, on the title, everything.
And I got pretty sure I got at least two notices that he wasn't making payment.
Yeah, that's what happens.
It was either going to be my car that I was paying for at the time
or that truck that was going to get repossessed.
They ended up taking it and he went and paid for it.
So I was clear of it then.
But it's just like you, at 23 years old,
you're facing reposition of a vehicle.
There's just, no, not the age you should be doing that.
Yeah, and not good for your credit.
Hey, Sarah, thank you.
I'm going to do one more.
Hey, Savannah and Austin.
Hi.
You co-signed for your dad.
Yes.
I co-signed for my dad.
And then I started getting calls that he wasn't making his payments.
And they wanted me to take over the car and take over the payments and pay it off.
And I just couldn't do that.
Despite all the information that my mom was giving me about not doing it, I still did it.
And I got.
You got it, basically.
Burned, yeah.
Yeah.
You can't do it.
It's just too, unless you're willing to just pay for it, it's just like loaning a friend money.
And I want to get off this, but unless you're willing to go,
I loan your money and I'm never going to get it back and I'm cool with it.
Unless you want to pay off whatever that is yourself, don't do it.
You can't do it.
Everybody agrees that Christmas starts too early according to the story.
Everybody's like, it's annoying that holiday shopping gets earlier and earlier.
Would you guys agree with this or no?
Yes, absolutely.
I kind of like the Christmas music.
So here's my thing.
We are a society based on what we buy.
If people stop buying Christmas stuff, they'd stop putting it out early.
So people can act annoyed, but people are buying it.
If people really were like, I don't want that candy cane, cane, snowman with Santa Claus blowing bubbles, then they would stop putting them out.
So we're a consumer society.
Whatever we consume, they put more out.
So when everybody goes, I'm tired of Christmas stuff, they're probably the ones buying the stuff.
Everybody got a whole locker of it ready to load out.
Exactly.
No, you just disagreed.
No, I agree with you.
But, I mean, they are putting it in our faces and then we like it, so we buy it.
That's what it is.
Do you buy everything in your face?
No.
You like it, Amy.
You know my Doritos.
It's on your face all the time.
Okay, yeah, but Christmas is different than Doritos.
No, no, you didn't.
Eat that, literally.
Okay.
Thanks for having it.
Very different.
So yesterday we kind of updated you guys.
Amy has adopted two kids.
It's been over four years.
She still doesn't have them here in the States.
And there's a judge strike in Haiti.
And these are the judges that's needed to go,
boop, kids can go.
So without any judges,
Judges, there aren't any kids.
And so that was the update.
Amy's just sitting here waiting on the judge's strike to end.
By the way, has it ended in the last day?
No.
I was on Facebook yesterday.
I don't go often.
It's a brutal place over there.
Yeah.
And everyone's convinced that you've been scammed.
No, that's not the case.
They're convinced, though.
They're like four and a half years.
This is a scam.
Amy's been scammed.
Would you like to speak to them?
I guess I would say that I know other families that are in the same boat.
I don't know if people would also think they're getting scammed.
but we just entered at a really unfortunate time when Haiti was undergoing law changes becoming Hague compliant, which that's sort of confusing.
But we just entered where there's old law and new law.
And sometimes they didn't know where to put us because they didn't know where we fell.
Where we benefited from the new laws, yes.
It was just a confusing time.
And every little road bump that could possibly happen, I feel like we've hit it.
So Amy's son and daughter have sent our messages.
Would you like to hear them?
Yeah.
Here's her son.
What do you say?
Good morning, dad.
Happy weekend.
Oh, let me love you.
I'm going to hear it again.
Good morning, dad.
Happy weekend.
Ah, there you go.
I was like, hey, wait, what about me?
Oh, he didn't send you one?
No.
Oh.
I mean, I try not to get jealous, but I think he just was thinking, I'm thinking his tutor that was with him was like, say, how do your dad?
Well, my mom.
Dad.
Happy weekend.
I don't care, though.
It's still super cute.
And here's Amy's daughter.
Good morning, dad.
Happy Saturday, Mom, I love it.
Shout out.
So the tutor then said, oh, don't forget your mom to your daughter?
Listen, I don't know, but she definitely, no, she did that part all on her own.
Why are they throwing all the dad shoutouts first?
I think because my husband was corresponding.
Like, he was sending some audio messages.
Really, the main correspondence with our tutor is through my husband.
Because my husband doesn't want me and him, like, exchanging a lot of, like, information.
Just as, like, a barrier protection type thing.
Good morning, dad.
Happy Saturday.
Damn, Mom, I love it.
See, she did that on her own.
Yeah, that's good.
I love you too.
I know.
I hate that for you.
I really do.
I hate that for you.
Like, I just...
I mean, seriously.
As much as I hate it, I don't even know what you're going through.
I don't, like, I don't even understand.
That's the thing.
I try.
I don't?
Well, yeah.
I mean, I don't even think I understand fully what I'm going through.
And like in this weird middle thing of like I'm a mom but my kids aren't here.
But, you know, I want to care for them and do things for them and love them and hold them.
And they're just physically not here.
A lot of listeners are out there rooting for you thinking about you and praying for you for sure.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
That has been overwhelming to see.
And I appreciate that more than anything.
I hit the button
That was a good thing
So I hit the button
At the end of that
Okay hit it
No you hit a good thing
So that's when I hit the button
Okay
We're gonna hit it again
That's powerful
Are we still on?
I'm just kidding
I know we're still on
I'm just fine
Hmm
Time now for lunchbox on the street
Lunch walking
With Lunchbox
So what'd you go do
Um
Comic Con was in town
The you know
The dorky people
That dress up in costumes
And go and meet their comic book
Heroes
And buy comic books and toys
Yes, so you went to mess with them?
I wouldn't talk to them.
How many Comic-Cons have you been to?
So when I finish this one, I will have done 54 different characters.
Wow.
And the thing is back in June, I saw Guinness Book of World Records does not have a category for the most cosplays done by an individual.
You are telling me I could be talking to a Guinness Book World Record holder if they begin the category.
Jerry Tomlin.
And what does your wife think about you being in the Guinness Book of World Records?
So I'm not married.
You knew that.
He always does that.
He always like, what's your wife or girlfriend thing?
And he knows.
What exactly are you?
I'm Talley, the talking Tau.
My question is, when is the last time you went on a date?
Last year.
Are you hoping this weekend is the weekend you meet someone?
No, that's not what I'm here for.
I'm here to buy a bunch of comic books.
But no potential?
I mean, you know, it falls in my lap.
I wouldn't turn it away.
Lunchboxes out at Comic Con
Basically just messing with people
So when you walk around here
Do you see these guys as a bunch of dorks?
No, no
They're warm, friendly people
When you see them
You see an undatable dorks, right?
Like you don't find them attractive
Well
You're a hottie
And so you do not find these guys attractive, right?
I would say the majority of them
No, but
there's some diamonds in the rough
here and there.
Oh, dang.
Let me do one more.
Lunch this at Comic-Con.
Why Harley Quinn?
She loves a man.
It was really not that good for her.
And it happens to a lot of us ladies out here.
But she also has her good side.
But she has her bad side, too.
Wait, what's happening?
I am so confused.
Is that her voice?
Is she in character?
Yes.
She goes around the whole time in character.
I was like, just talk to me in your normal voice.
She would not do it.
What does your husband and your kids think about you coming
to dress up.
My kids do it with me.
So we have a good time.
It's actually how we've been doing it
since my boys were 13.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
They love what they do.
You know what?
Good for them.
Lunch walking.
With lunchbox.
He goes out to Comic-Con
and is messing with people
who are dressed up.
I mean, you are quite the get-up.
What are you?
I'm Brandon Heat from Gungrave.
When people talk about, you know,
when they say,
dork, nerd, nerd alert.
or whatever, does that offend you in any way?
Not really.
Just wear it with pride.
Okay, and what about your parents?
Are they proud of you?
Yeah.
Do they still charge you rent for living at home
even though you spend all your money on cosplay?
No, I own house, my own business,
and I also work for T-DOT.
All right, thanks a lot, man.
Yeah, no problem.
He got a little snippy with you there, buddy.
That day's about to beat you up.
You showed you.
You've had to get a nerd alert up the head.
Dang.
Lunch walking.
With lunchbox.
Here, let's do a never going to get it real quick.
Over 30% of adults have used their kids as an excuse to buy this for themselves.
All right?
We're talking about three in ten.
Adults, three in ten adults.
Have used their kids to buy this for themselves, okay?
Now, Eddie, I'm going to let you try to be the spoiler.
I got it.
I already have one.
Something came to my mind quickly.
If you get it, it's spoiled.
Never going to get it.
All right.
What is it?
Fidget spinner.
A fidget spinner.
Come on.
Hit that bell.
Show me fidget spinner.
No, I'm sorry.
Never got to get it.
That's terrible guess.
I'm watching our producer Raymond do email right beside me.
He's asking for Jason Aldine tickets.
Stop it.
He's hitting up like the high up.
He's like, can I get some...
What are you trying to get it?
For once, I'm trying to prove to my friends that I have connections.
Oh.
I saw him send...
I love that you didn't say anything.
I know that he doesn't get on the air.
I just watched him.
And he sends it to Jackie, who works up, you know,
our boss up in the office.
He's like, hey, you want to get some good Aldine tickets for this concert.
I'm just like, what?
And we can ask anybody
Well, it's in a difference
It's in California
It's not even for me
It's for a buddy
So if it doesn't happen
I don't really care
But my boys said
You're all over the country
Your show is huge
You really can't get me tickets
Like you for sure can get me tickets
Right
You're trying to show out a little bit
I'm trying to show off
And show him tickets
Okay
You can
Well I did
I hit up over management
I was like hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
I mean
Whatever you can do you
I can literally
Just text Jay's gonna be like
Hey
tickets. That would be awesome.
I'm not, though, now because you didn't come to me first.
My heart hurts. I mean,
you have to go to Bobby for whatever. I hit Bobby up
for Janet Jackson tickets the other day.
She was like, did she really?
He didn't have them, but I
tried. Wow. Where's
the show? Dallas?
Santa Tony or Dallas? My friend Jill, who
you also know, she texts me, she's like,
you don't happen to have a hookup for Janet Jackson. I'm like,
no, I don't think so, but let me check.
I text Bobby, and I'm like...
Let me see if I have a hook.
Bon stop it.
You're not texting Janet right now, are you?
I'm like, he's texting Al Dean.
Do you have Janet Jackson tickets?
Mommy's like, no, I'll have Janet Jackson tickets.
I'm like.
Any Janet Jackson ticket connection?
Who are you texting?
Dallas?
Or San Antonio?
Either.
She will travel.
She lives in Austin.
I just sent a note.
Wait.
And I think the San Antonio show already happened.
Oh, shoot.
Okay.
Well, whatever city has happened.
I just texted Tito.
He's my Jackson family.
I was like, who's Tito?
Eddie, that was the only a joke for me and you.
And our end, 90% of audience.
So funny.
No, I know he's Jackson 5.
No, you did.
Because you looked at us and we're like, I don't get it.
Oh, I was thinking Tito's vodka.
That's what I did.
I was like, why does he have connections?
Tito beverage.
Free Koso Day at Mose is coming.
But they're taking advantage of people not liking the Chapult Lake.
Like it boss, too.
Like, just throwing it out there, like, kick them while they're down.
Yes.
It's free cases of the day is coming to Moe Southwest Grill on Thursday, September 21st.
And so the 21st, that's two days?
Yep.
Okay.
It's the, right?
Yeah, it's two days away.
It's the eighth year they're doing a thing, but they're actually making it better now.
And they're actually giving away a lifetime supply as well.
Anyway.
What?
Lifetime supply of queso?
This is not a commercial.
If Chapolet gave it away, nobody would want it.
Dang, Hayden.
I haven't even tried it yet, but here's what I believe.
Dang, you're hating for no reason.
That was hard, in it.
Wait, whoa, whoa, I was making a joke, and I just have heard from multiple people that's so weird that it's not good.
What I think, because I haven't tried it is I do think it's probably made with real, real ingredients, and so therefore it's not as, like, crummy.
When are you going to try it?
Probably today, maybe today.
Okay.
Okay.
But I keep reading, even Chipotle is like, you know what, it doesn't look or, or, or, therefore.
or the texture's not the same, because we're using real whole ingredients,
and the stuff you usually get isn't.
I heard it was like hummus.
I don't know why you've made such a hater right now.
They've given you so much joy in your life.
I love it all the way.
And you're hating for no reason.
You've never even tried it.
So Bobby can only make jokes around here.
Yes.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
All right, never going to get it time.
30% of adults have used their kids as an excuse to buy this.
Amy.
Junk food.
Junk food.
Hey, Amy and Raleigh, North Carolina.
What do you think it is?
A gaming station.
Any kind of PlayStation, Xbox?
Oh, like a video game.
No, that is not it.
Thank you for calling, though.
Hey, Brooke, in Kansas.
How are you?
Good, how are you?
Good.
What are you thinking about this?
I think it's movie tickets.
It is not movie tickets.
Hey, Dawn, in Florida.
Go ahead.
Is it a kid's meal?
It is not.
That's funny, though, but that's not it.
Lunchbox.
Easy. Mom's a fan of Bieber, but doesn't want to admit it.
Concert tickets.
Justin Bieber tickets.
No. Eddie.
That's good. I'm going to go with iPad.
No, I said you're never going to get it, and it's looking like that's the case here.
I'll do one more.
Alex and Kentucky.
Is it ice cream?
It is not ice cream.
The answer is three out of ten of adults buy chocolate milk and blame it on their kids.
Oh.
Okay.
There you go.
Chocolate milk is so good.
It is good.
Oh my goodness.
I'm going to get something today.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
We're transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Bonds show.
Come on, Bob.
Okay, there's this woman.
She gets held at gunpoint.
They're like, give me all your stuff.
And so she fakes a seizure, and then they run away.
Oh.
That's good.
That's a terrible idea.
Why?
It is.
And it worked this time, so now everybody's going to start doing it.
Okay, so tell us why it's bad.
Because if someone, someone's a terrible idea.
points a gun at you, stop with the shenanigans. Just give them your wallet. Oh. It's not worth
even trying some little trickery. Like, it's only funny because it's work. What if you start
shaking it? Like, oh crap, pop. It's just not worth it. Dang. Judy Draglin 32, Oakland. There were
two guns pointed at her. They said, do you want to live? Pass back your wallet. So she started
shaking violently and slumped over until they were like, oh, we should probably leave her alone.
She's having a seizure.
just give him your wallet
Okay
No he's right
And why risk it
It's just stuff
I'm glad you got away with it though
Me too
And that's why everybody's like
Oh it's a great thing
It's a great thing
It's not
If someone has a gun to you
Your goal is to get the gun away
From you as fast as possible
Without any sort of shenanigans
Because all it takes is one muscle
On your finger
That finger boom you're dead
One
One muscle
One odd reaction from them
And your life is over
So whenever you hear people tell the story
And laugh by it and go
Oh that's a good idea
They're idiots
And you're right
Thank you very much
Hate it when you're right
There's a gun
Just to get the gun out
You know what I mean
I mean it's pretty funny idea
Because it works
It is funny
But don't do that
Now it's time for a segment
Called That's Rude
And I don't read them
Until they get handed to me
We pull these off all the social media
Number one
Will on
Twitter writes, hey, at Mr. Bobby Bones, your haircut makes you look like a wannabe member of One Direction.
That's rude.
To be fair, though, I did say that's why I got the haircut, didn't I?
Because I saw the guy from one direction.
I was like, I like the haircut.
That Liam guy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's not rude.
That's kind of rude.
Here, Marcus on Instagram writes, at Mr. Bobby Bones.
You have a leg day?
Could have fooled me, chicken legs.
Oh.
Well, that's rude.
It is.
Jess on Twitter writes
At Radio Amy
Always rubbing in how healthy she eats
We get it
Go make out with a vegetable or something
Well that's rude
But funny
Christy on Facebook
Lunchbox is disgusting
He wears the same hoodie in every single video
Either you shoot all your videos the same day
Or he must smell horrible
It's true but it's so true
It's rude
We were talking about yesterday
how lunchbox never changes the clothes.
So people think we must shoot all the videos in one day.
And there you go.
He just wears them every day.
Same clothes.
Every day to work.
Robert on Twitter said,
just saw a picture of Bobby Bones, Ray.
That's Raymond our producer.
Hey, Ray, Eddie's not the only one
losing his hair now.
Hashtag balding brothers.
Well, that's rude.
Raymond, any answer?
I mean, that is rude,
but I mean, I guess it's true.
There have been a lot of people on Twitter
saying I'm going bald.
Yeah.
Hey, Phil.
I've been doing, I've been dabbling in the road game, so I'm trying to give it a, you know, college effort.
And if not, then we're going to shave the whole thing off.
Wow.
Whoa.
Yeah, I give it a couple months.
And if not, the new me is going to be bald.
Wait, 2018 Ray can be bald, Ray?
Yeah, I'm not messing around with hair falling all over the place.
I get out of the shower and I have just a whole sink full of hair.
Really?
Dang, is that bad?
It's pretty bad.
Oh, wow.
That stinks.
Wow
That makes me sad
I should just go
Huh?
All right
And that's the segment we call
That's rude
I got a woman
who's been going to a funeral
for 14 years
Except
The reason she's doing it
Not completely honest
I'll tell you about
In a second
You tell me if it's a good move
Or a bad move
Six people are hospitalized
And a bee attack
Outside of a California grocery store
Imagine you're just going to buy some groceries
And you get attacked by bees
Like hardcore
Firefighter
Firefighters
With protective netting were still fighting bees with foam,
targeting a tree that they say might have been home for thousands of biting mad insects.
Wallace Liang described the sudden stinging invasion.
A lot. Like my whole car were full of them, yeah.
As he pulled into this Monterey Park rouse,
he says he and others frantically ran,
some leaving behind carts of groceries as they were chased by an attacking swarm.
He was treated at the scene, but firefighters say six others,
including one firefighter, were transported to the...
Can you imagine that many bees?
No.
And you're just going to buy groceries and you get won't by bees.
Listen to this, there's a guy in Ohio.
This is not funny.
I know it's not funny.
I don't have kids, though.
That makes me laugh.
Uh-oh.
So he has a six-year-old daughter and he wanted to, like she was in trouble.
So he put on a clown mask and chased it around the neighborhood.
I saw this.
I saw this.
That was her punishment?
Like, to scare her?
Wait, listen.
What happened?
Let me read you the story.
An Ohio man has been charged after chasing his six-year-old daughter around a neighborhood while wearing a clown mask.
Meanwhile, another man is charged for firing a gun.
This whole dominoes just started falling in this.
This stupid it movies changed the game for clowns.
So police say the girl first jumped to a stranger's car
and then ran into a stranger's apartment
while screaming that a clown was chasing her.
So the dad's chased her down the road, basically, right, in the clown mask.
She doesn't know it's her dad.
She knows it's a clown.
Police say a man in the apartment building
came outside with a gun
and shot into the ground
because it's a scare the clown man away.
But it was the dad.
Yes.
But no one knew that.
Nobody knew that.
Well, I get that.
I mean, this sort of event could traumatize her for life.
The father told police he chased the daughter to discipline her for behavioral issues instead of spanking her.
He's been charged with child endangering and inducing panic.
Police said the man who fired the gunshot has been charged.
Using a weapon while intoxicated.
Oh, great.
So you had a few beers.
You want to be the hero?
He's drunk.
There's a killer clown.
He told the cops.
he said, you've been hearing these stories on the news
about these clowns coming out of the woods,
and I had to protect us.
He's had a few shots of fireball.
Barney, the clowns right through the neighborhood.
You know, things happen.
Wow.
Oh, man, that makes me so bad for the girl.
I don't know if this dad should be charged.
What?
That's what I thought.
That was my first thought.
Really?
Should someone be charged with a crime of putting on a clown mask and chasing their kid?
Chasing their six-year-old to where she has to run into strangers apartments?
No. That's on her.
How's that illegal?
It doesn't mean, okay, fine, he should have to be charged,
but he needs to be evaluated.
That's what we just said.
Well, obviously.
He doesn't need to be charged.
Okay.
Just because what's the exact child endangerment?
Child endangerment.
Yeah.
And he sort of was endangering her.
Well, after the homeboy came out of the shotgun.
I charged her.
She was in trouble.
She was melancholy.
Like, I think of how, like, my son is seven.
I think of how tiny he is and like him having to like run,
scared to death that he's like hopping into strangers cars and strangers.
apartments. That's just like not
I get you. I'm with you.
But he shouldn't get charged. It's so tiny.
It's a jail.
If he's doing this, what other
idiotic things is he doing?
What is wrong? I don't understand.
I don't understand. Instead of spanking
He didn't change it with a chainsaw.
He changed it with a clown mask.
Eddie, do it to your kids. No, I'm good.
It is scary right now.
No, it's not. Clowns are nice.
Everybody relax.
A woman's been going to
random funerals at our local church
the last 14 years.
She goes into the reception
afterward and eats.
Oh my.
Smart.
Smart.
This is genius.
The priest that the church
explains he can't really tell her
she's not welcome
because it's a funeral.
The people, they're like,
what do we do?
Because this woman
goes to pretty much
every funeral
for 14 years.
She's not there to pay respect
because she's just there to eat the food.
She was eating from the buffet
like there was no
tomorrow someone said.
She didn't even go to the funeral.
She's only there when it's free food.
You can't tell people don't go.
Like, you don't deserve to be at this funeral.
She's a funeral crusher.
Like, yes.
Yeah, like a wedding crusher.
Like, it's crazy.
What if she's like, no, I'm very sad about this.
I knew.
You have to let her eat.
Let her eat.
I mean, and I don't think from what I had seen, I don't think she's like homeless.
I think she's just someone who likes to get free food.
She's basically lunchbox.
I never thought.
about that angle.
Now I think you've given him this idea.
Yeah, but it's a funeral.
It's a food.
It's a way to mourn.
Is that okay, yes or no?
Yes.
No.
No, I don't think so either.
My dog had a second round of chemo yesterday.
He only gets five total.
And so he had a second round.
And, you know, it makes him tired.
But I feel like he's doing pretty good.
My dog is terminally ill.
And so when I took him in a couple months ago,
of it was like, yeah, you have about six months left.
And so I love this dog.
If I'm 14 years.
It's still, I kind of separate reality from it.
And so, but he went in, the chemo doesn't bother him.
Except he wipes him out, usually for a day.
But then someone tweeted me yesterday.
Did you see that I retweet him?
And they were like, hey, you should just go ahead and put your dog down.
Put him out of his misery.
And I was like, hey, mind your own business.
Yeah.
My dog is still loving life.
Yesterday wasn't a great day just because anytime you have a needle put in you, it's not good.
but like there's a periscope we are he plays ball in the backyard like crazy tons of energy he's still great physically right now but yeah everybody asked he he had chemo yesterday and but just chemo affects animals differently like their systems because they their systems are different like they eat poop and garbage so they don't break down as easy maybe if we ate poop and garbage our systems like i started thinking about this last night i was like oh well if it works for them but no he's good a lot people ask and so
A lot of people ask and they ask, and I know they're asking because they care, but it's always kind of weird.
Like, how's the dog?
And my answer now is just he's old.
Because I don't want to go, you know, he's not great.
Yeah.
Because he is getting a little more frail.
But if it's quality of life is high, then we're good.
It's just when he's not, then that's the difficult decision.
When is it not?
Because the doctor is basically like, I've never seen a dog not redeveloped this cancer.
It's his third cancer surgery.
He's 14 years old.
Like, it really sucks.
But at this point, right now, I've just kind of separated reality from my reality.
But like people ask.
So, right, he's actually done pretty good.
He had second chemo of five.
Every three weeks, he has chemo.
And so, oh, he got so sick about three days.
He ate something bad.
Destroyed the carpet.
I said, I don't know if he pooped up vomit or vomited up poop.
But either way, it was ever.
everywhere. And it was like a big old pot. It was awful. And so, but you know what? You put drugs
on a dog. They throw up sometimes because he has to take pills. But it was, I opened the door. It was like I walked
into a brick wall. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, it was pretty bad. But I have zero res coming out today.
It was that bad. I had to call them and be like, stat. I need you to get in.
They don't care of it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I know he felt bad because he did it. And like,
I wish you be just doing the bathroom floor, on the hard floor.
in the open, but he like goes and tries to hide in the back of the closet so he doesn't
seem. But anyway, not to bring everybody down, but just want to update everybody because I get asked
that a lot. So there is your update on my dog. Thank you everybody for asking. Like, I do mean
that sincerely. It's just as tough for me to talk about sometimes. I always love when people
sue each other over songs. You just have to listen and go, huh, yep, or yep, nope. So now
Taylor Swift is being sued according to TMZ. So shake it off.
3LW, which stands for three little women.
It was an R&B group back in the day.
They're like, you stole our lyrics, so they want 20% of the song.
Would you give them that for that?
20% of the song, Amy?
No.
It does seem kind of frivolous.
They're just grasping at something.
Lunchbox, would you give them?
I would take it to the jury.
I think the jury's going to see my side.
I'm not giving them anything.
I think they're just trying to get some money
because they're broke now.
They may not even be suing.
I don't know if it's the girls.
I bet you they didn't even my song.
Oh.
I bet you it's the songwriters.
I also go, no.
I just don't think this is it.
Words too.
It's not even a melody.
Okay, how about this one?
This is not one I've heard yet,
but I hear it on the radio all the time.
And I'm like, how do they not get sued?
So there's a song called Feel It Still
It Still from Portugal the Man, which I like a lot, right?
So this is the song.
here. Kind of the jam.
You got heard this song?
Yeah. Okay.
Tell me when it sounds like something to you, okay?
Nothing?
I kind of hear it.
What?
Champagne?
No.
No.
That's all I hear.
Dang.
No.
Get some.
Guys, come on.
No, no, no.
That's definitely pumped up kicks.
Oh, I just kind of say.
No, but here we go.
When I hear this, I hear
who in.
Oh, yeah.
Right didn't give me the right part
Okay, I don't know what Ray gave me.
I can do it because I performed that song in fifth grade time.
But he goes, ooh, wait a minute, Mr. Postman.
Do you hear that now?
Okay, I hear it, yeah.
But not really, because I've not heard anything about that song, but I'm like, oh, I just like it.
I hear more champagne, Lindsay L.
Sue them up.
Lindsay and Walker just sue.
I don't think so.
So no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I don't think so.
Okay.
How about this?
What celebrity's attractive, but you just can't see it?
Like, of your own sex.
Like, we have to pick a dude.
We're like, we just can't see it.
Lunchbox can't do that.
I'm out.
I don't know this one.
Yeah, lunchbox can see anybody good-looking.
Or not good-looking.
I'll go first.
Okay.
Like, because I can tell if dudes are good-looking.
Like, I can see David Beckham and go, like, that's a good-looking.
Yeah.
Ryan Gossi.
Ryan Reynolds.
Anybody named Ryan.
Basically all good-looking.
John Hamm?
I don't get.
Oh, okay.
Did you watch Madman?
No.
Then that's why.
It's probably mostly based on his character and Madman.
There was like, he's a fine-looking guy, but I don't get the, wow, he's so hot.
It's like, y'all stay with us girls.
Like, we all think Sarah Jessica Parker is, like, so hot and awesome.
And I think a lot of us are drawn to her characters.
I mean, I think she's really pretty, too.
But y'all are always like, I don't really get it.
Yeah, I've never been super attracted to Sir Jessica Parker.
Oh, no, me either.
Oh, no, the horse?
That's rude.
Too far.
That's too far.
That's why you're now been eliminated from the segment.
Thank you.
Microphones down.
One word.
Your microphone's down.
That's a rude thing to say about somebody.
Amy?
Well, who are y'all into that I just don't see it?
I think most people are really pretty.
Fair enough.
There you go.
Eddie?
I'm going Shannon Tatum.
What are you blind?
What do you call them?
Shannon Tatum.
Shannon?
It's a soft C.A.
Shannon.
It's not, like Dick Cheney.
It's like cheddar.
It's like, it's what?
It's a, what?
It's a soft.
Okay.
He said sometimes and hard.
It's Channing.
Channing.
Not Shannon.
Okay.
Channing Tatum.
Not hot.
Yeah.
You don't think so?
Like, overrated.
Bobby, what do you think about it?
You know, I know you can tell.
He's ripped up.
I think that.
That would be.
be the reason? I don't think he's... His face looks like any
other dude. Have you seen stuff up to the streets?
But again, don't start signing a character
to him. That's how we see celebrities.
No, I see David Beckham, which is a good looking dude.
Brad Pitt?
Oh, yeah. Technically, he's not an actor. He's like a...
Brad Pitt.
Sucker star.
You know what it's mad? I'd say actor. What celebrity?
That's a celebrity.
Lunchbox has been kicked off. That's a really rude thing to say.
Man, it just... It didn't mean to come out.
Yes, it did. No, no, no. You said it.
No, I know, but I'm saying...
Like, she's not listening, but I think you should apologize.
Look, when you said the name, that's the first thing.
I think you should apologize.
My bad, Sarah Jessica Parker.
You can't say her name.
That's her name, Sarah Jessica Parker.
Yes, say it again.
I said my bad.
You shouldn't talk about anybody like that.
You should not talk about anybody like that.
Yeah, this is a lesson here for.
Sarah Jessica Parker, my bad.
If this gets back to you, hopefully you'll hear the apology.
My bad.
That's not an apology.
What do you mean?
Say, I'm sorry.
Sarah Jessica Parker, I'm sorry for calling you the horse.
I shouldn't have said that when Amy said your name.
You just shouldn't call people.
You're interrupting my apology.
What do you want me to?
I'm trying to prove a point to you.
What if someone decided to like call your wife a name and compare her to an animal?
Hey, that's fine.
That's their opinion.
That's not true.
You would be ticked.
No, guys, I don't get mad if you talk about my wife.
All right, go bones.
Go for it.
Cool.
He gave you the green light.
My wife's not a celebrity, though.
My wife's not a celebrity.
Okay.
It was just in a...
I tried to apologize.
Now you guys are...
I'm done.
I'm knowing this guy.
I'm sorry.
But I think there's something to learn here.
You shouldn't do that.
Yeah, it was bad judgment on my part.
Okay.
Dang it.
Did you learn something?
Yeah, I learned that I shouldn't say that.
The thing is, he's not just a total jerk.
Like, he didn't want to talk about this, but he is now, I got another year.
They asked him to come back to Kid Power and volunteer again.
So I think he plays his character where he wants to be this real terrible.
Yeah.
But really does like nice things too.
Like he volunteers with and mentors kids.
Mm-hmm.
What would you do?
What would you do if a kid, one of your kids was listening to that and you called another person that?
I mean.
Like one of the kids you're mentoring was listening and they were like, oh, lunchbox.
We heard you call another person and get friends of an animal.
I'd be like, well, I probably shouldn't have done that.
Exactly.
But we all talk about like celebrities, you talking about calling someone not hot.
That's rude, isn't it?
I didn't compare them to an animal.
But you still judge them.
It's just their opinion.
They're not attracted to them.
That was my opinion too.
Okay.
Why are you still arguing for it?
Just take it off.
I apologize. I know, but then I get defensive because I'm like, uh.
The Bible show.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So there's a list that came out of the top movies to watch while you're on a
Flight. I know you have certain songs that you always listen to, right?
No, I just played, like, music in a me to go sleep.
Oh. I thought you had, you go through phases.
Bubble baths. I'd have bubble bath songs, but I don't have flight songs.
Do you have flight movies?
You have bubble bath songs?
Yeah. Oh, yeah, he does.
Yeah, I listen to Inia, R.m.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't double bass a lot, but when I do, I do it right.
Okay.
Who can say Winnie Osba?
When they do, just close your eyes and...
No, but I do.
set the mood. When it's ball bath time, and it's not always
ball bath time, but when it's ball bath time,
you have to take it in. You don't get a lot of time
nowadays. You sit down.
It's tough to me. Here's the thing about
bolvast. It's tough for a guy.
Why? Because the water has to be
the perfect temperature because of the male genitalia.
Because it's weird.
What are you talking about? Because you want a hot, but it's
hard to, it's hard to, it's like an ice bat.
Yes, because you're like, oh, and you can't get in.
That's why. It's a really true.
Okay.
You don't take baths?
No, I don't take bubble bats?
You have to take ice bats?
Yeah, once.
Same thing.
That's why it's hard.
It's like, it hurts.
They need to invent something
that we could cover that
and you can still get in and fix your muscles.
Yeah.
Because I would, that's a good invention.
Like, I'm being serious.
If they could cover that part of your body
and, like, insulate it,
I would get in an ice bath
because I'm injured.
Like, I hurt my shoulder yesterday.
No, two days ago.
Boxing.
But I want to get an ice bath
because I don't want to deal with that part of it.
Okay.
Well, what do all these other people?
like Dirk's Finley takes the eyes back. They're just dealing with it.
They just do all the Frozenie and go for it.
I'm not doing that.
Okay, what was your question? Something about a movie?
If you're traveling, if you got some travel coming up, the top movies to watch on a flight.
Okay, go ahead.
Okay, in at number three was Meet the Parents.
Okay.
And number two, The Hangover.
And number one, bridesmaids.
What made this list happen?
Like, why is this?
I don't know.
I guess these are movies that are not going to make you cry on a flight.
I get embarrassed watching things on flights where there's like nudity.
Oh.
Like I'll watch Game with Throwing sometime when it was about caught up.
And I'll be like, oh, I've turned my computer all the way to the side.
And so not only am I blocking people from seeing what's happening on my screen,
they think I'm watching something way worse because I'm shielding the screen.
So it's just not a...
So I get, maybe those...
Have you ever cried while watching something on a flight or read a book?
Yeah, absolutely.
When I read Marley and me the first time, I cried like a baby and I just felt so stupid
because the person next to me was like, oh, what's happened in your life?
And I didn't want to talk because I was like,
and without I get into that emotional cry, I do this thing where I can't talk or control,
where I'm like, I just, and I like bite my lip and I can't control it.
And I was doing that as I was reading Marley and me way before the movie.
I was way cool.
But yeah, that's it.
Okay, well, since we're talking about crying and move into my second story,
because there's a study that's saying that on average women cry six times.
a month and men cry half of that about three times a month and I'm like hmm you're way more than six
but I feel like yeah yeah that's a week it's on average I'm on the higher end but I mean I do think that
you have a lot going on right now with your kids not coming over I just you know you think you're at a time
right now where it's just you're sensitive like even today I can feel you're a little sensitive
what so I kind of backed off a bit when there are a couple times no I have something
going on where I think something
crawled into my ear
but I knew something was going on
I don't know what it is
I don't know you had a wasp in your brain
well I don't know if it died
or no it's alive
and now it's trying to come out of my
forehead it's moving right now
Amy you're the weirdest human
like I'm thinking that she's struggling
because of her kids this morning
but no apparently an inch worm
is crawled into her ear
it's like mound forming
on my forehead it's growing by the minute
it looks like it's it's not it
I've tried to like do all the things
burrowing out of your head
but also it's causing nerve damage
all through my
My goodness.
You are a nut.
Because a couple of things, one.
I've already been Googling
brain doctors.
I've been talking to Amy twice.
Today I've talked to her.
She's completely ignored me.
And she didn't have headphones in.
And then on the air,
I've asked her a couple things she hasn't responded.
And then she's like,
hit the microphone.
Like the microphone's in the same spot every day.
And she's like, coming on the air,
going hitting it.
I'm like, there's a microphone there.
So something's up.
Well, I don't know what, yeah,
I don't know if it's something that's crawled in my ear
and it's causing eye, ear and brain mouth.
You've literally been Googling brain.
Yeah, and I've already texted our friend.
That's our doctor.
And I was like, I think I'm dying.
You think something crawled into your ear.
I don't know what it is.
But like if I pull my hair right here.
Oh, I see it.
What?
Did you see that word?
It's like a nerve damage.
Something's in here.
And I pull it.
Like if I pull my hair right here, it's fine.
If I pull it right here, oh.
It's probably something.
I don't think something crawled in your ear, though.
Yeah, you don't know.
I don't know.
You're right.
And neither do you.
So you thought that I was sensitive.
What is it?
It's like Ratatooie.
the rat pulls the chef's hair and that's how he controls the body.
Wait, you thought I was sensitive today?
Yeah, and I was being delicate with you because I knew something was up.
I didn't know that you had some sort of creature.
I don't know. I don't know.
If that's it, that could be it.
Otherwise, I don't know what it is.
It's like, it forms a triangle, though.
Anthony Keats from the Chili Peppers and his book.
You ever read his book, Lifebox?
No.
It's really good.
So they go on this trip into the rainforest and this huge bug crawl.
in his ear and he feels it all up in his head and his face.
Why are you telling the story?
He thought he was going to die.
Like, he thought he was going to die.
He was like, he felt it crawling around.
And then he was like, I couldn't take it anymore.
So he took some, like, pills where I went to sleep.
And he said he woke up and he felt it.
And he crawled out and he saw it crawl out of everything.
What was it?
What was it?
It was some kind of weird Himalajian bug or something.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh.
So you think that's what Amy has?
I don't know, you guys.
I haven't been there.
So, anyway, bridesmaids.
It's the number one movie to watch on a plane.
Yeah, that's so weird.
No, I went into the crying story.
Okay, go ahead.
So crying.
I mean, and men, you shouldn't be ashamed to ever cry in public.
I'm, I don't, I'm embarrassed to cry in front of people.
I cried, I've cried a couple times because of my dog.
That's understandable.
But other than that, it's been a minute.
Alone or with people?
Oh, no one sees me cry.
I don't know if like Lindsay or.
No.
Nope.
Alone.
Not you.
Tough as nails.
I cry alone.
I'm not tough as nails.
What's the deal?
Why won't you cry with people?
Why why not share that?
why would I want to share that?
That's like farting on someone.
Like it's natural.
No, it's not.
That's funny.
It's natural, but I don't feel like to like to see it.
Because she's cried about it.
You'll cry.
You'll can cry.
I'm good.
No crying.
Sometimes a good crying session together is good.
No way.
Does your husband ever cry with you?
No.
Has he ever?
No.
Okay then.
Yeah, that doesn't really happen.
Like my sister and I've cried together.
Okay, but I'm not your sister.
No, you're not.
Great point.
Go ahead.
What else?
What else?
Me?
So you know that song,
86, 7, 5, 3.0.
Tell me two tone, right?
Yeah.
Well, it was, like,
it's no longer the most successful phone number.
What do you mean most successful?
Like in the Hot 100.
Oh, you mean a song.
Like, when it comes to, like,
think of all the songs that have, like, phone numbers in it,
probably a lot of different ones that we don't know.
I only know two.
I know that one and Mike Jones.
What's that one?
I don't remember anymore.
210, 5-0, or 2-0.
You don't remember Mike Jones?
Yeah, Mike Jones.
Yeah, Mike Jones.
Well, there's also, you know, like 9-1-1 by Wyclef.
Okay.
But what's the new one, Logic?
The new one that is taken over,
it's now the highest charting phone number by logic.
It's called 1-800-273-8-255.
It's like a suicide prevention hotline, I think.
It's a serious thing.
Oh.
Yeah.
I didn't know this song.
Yeah.
Why didn't nobody tell me that before I told the story?
I don't know what stories you're going to talk about.
I thought it was just some logic person I never heard of.
No, no, no.
But now that you say that I do know this song,
And this is amazing.
And I'm so thankful it surpassed.
Yes, I know it.
Hit the clip.
Yeah, it's like a real deal.
Yes.
Okay.
The phone number's the name of the song so you can see it and call.
Yeah.
Love it.
Makes sense now.
I guess that's why it took over Jenny.
Oh, which tip?
Yes.
For a good reason.
Remember my tip for if you're at the grocery store and you forget your, you know, your checkout card,
like if you've got like a Kroger card or whatever.
And sometimes they're like, you can.
type in your phone number, you can type in the area code of where you are or whatever, and then
type in 867-309.
You'll get your discount.
We used to call that all the time and prank it.
What was it?
Jenny.
We bag you Jenny there?
Like we really would.
Like we ever since that's so stupid.
That is so funny.
Do it.
Is your, your phone on?
Give me a phone.
I'll call right now.
We can't do it with our voice on the air.
I always wanted to do a segment call because you can't legally do a prank call, period.
You can't record.
You can't record someone without them knowing it.
Like you just legally can't.
So if you hear one, whatever.
So I was wanting to do something called half-pranks,
where you could only hear our side of the prank call.
And not know what they said.
And not know what they said.
But you just figure it out,
because that's the only legal way you could do it.
Oh, I have one.
Want me to call it?
Okay.
Yeah.
What am I going to prank?
I know.
But who would get that number?
If they answered, to ask if Jenny's there.
It's saying my call might be monitored and reported.
Oh, it's Jenny then for sure.
What is it?
Yeah, half-prank calls suck.
Wait, it's a plumber.
Oh, it is?
Oh, please.
Press one.
It's a plumber.
Wouldn't they answer?
Just ask if Jenny's working out today.
Amy's on the cell right now.
Hold on the truth.
They're going to monitor and record me.
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
Does it, hey, is Jenny working out today?
Is it a real plumber?
Yeah.
Imagine if you got this.
Go ahead.
Just make sure their voice isn't on the air.
It's called a half-prank call.
Try it for the first time.
Experimental radio.
Oh, has Adam there?
Adam, no, Jenny.
From the song.
Who's Adam?
What are you doing?
Adam's weaner.
Oh, you missed the point of the whole bit.
Oh, my gosh.
Wait, I was just asked for Jenny.
Are you still on?
I was doing my prank call from when I was a kid.
Adam's Weiner.
It's the last name in the phone book, Zweener is.
And I would call and be like, is Adam there?
Amy, the whole point to call that number.
What is it?
What?
You got to be kidding me.
What is happening?
She just blew the experiment.
She just blew the whole thing.
What are you just to say?
She went rogue on a juby prank.
Is your refrigerator running?
I thought I was supposed to just do whatever I wanted.
You called the Jenny number.
I was supposed to ask for Jenny.
But it wasn't Jenny as Benjamin Franklin Blumby.
Is Jenny working today?
Why don't you go rogue?
I didn't know.
Okay, are we done.
No.
Yeah, we are.
We're done.
No, there's one more story.
Go ahead quickly.
98 degrees is coming out with a Christmas stop.
Oh, good.
Thanks, Amy.
Sweet.
All right.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
This is the Bobby Bulls.
So I made a list
Most Underrated Artists in Country Music.
They can still be rated high, but I still feel
they're underrated. Number 10, Brandy Clark.
Number nine, Craig Campbell.
Number eight, Luke Bryan.
Number seven, Charlie Worsham.
And now time for number six.
And so for me, man, the list gets tougher as you go up because it's like, what is underrated?
Except for my list.
That's all it is.
And number six, and why we do this list is so you check out their music.
I'm like, man, these people should be recognized a little further.
Number six, most underrated artist list is a country singer by the name of Cody Johnson.
Oh, with you like a letter, I slam on board whenever you're holding my hands.
He love your traditional.
A man is he.
and he's a really good singer.
But you be long
where the four winds blow
out where the untamed
Mustang
like a sweet song
So it's your Bronco
Amy back in the day
This is what you'd be listening to
So number six is Cody Johnson
All right straight up cowboy
So check him out
It's Cody Johnson
We'll put the list up
If you want to check all of them out
Number six on our most underrated artist lists
tomorrow we get in the top five.
I wonder who number one's going to be.
The Raging Idiots, maybe?
Oh, huh?
This is a Bobby Bones show.
Bobby Bones.
It's going to go, but thank you for being here.
Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram.
I'll be doing a Bobbycast tonight
with the big-time TV producer
who does all the CMA Awards.
And so it's like behind the scenes
of how those shows happen.
It's named Robert Deaton.
So that happens tonight at my house.
There's also one with a DA agent
from Narcos. There's just a lot of songwriters and behind the scenes. The Narcos one's a little odd,
little to the side, but I love it. Yeah, but it's really good. Yeah, but it's really good.
I had to have been the rule because, I mean, this podcast, the Bobbycast is like two million
followers now, which I can't believe. But I had to put the Narcos guys on because I was like,
come on. They probably wrote a song in their life at some point. We never got to it. I don't
know. I was holding them to ask them that out. Search Bobbycast, iTunes, I Heart Radio, find something
you like. Hopefully you give it a shot.
see you guys on tomorrow's show.
You can listen back to today's Bobby Bone Show.
Here, Amy's Kids, they send her some messages.
So cute.
Yeah, very cute.
Frustrating.
But they're not here.
Yeah, that's hard for sure, but it's okay.
We'll see you guys on Wednesday's show.
As always, appreciate you.
Bye, bye.
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