The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Thinks He’s Living in A Musical & Talks Life With 3 Kids

Episode Date: May 16, 2026

Best Bits is changing! The OGs know it was once in two parts, well we are back there again! What was once part 1 and part 3 are now all combined into part 1. Lunchbox joins this weekend! He apparently thinks he’s living in a musical because he can’t stop singing songs. He admits he has crazy recall about moments from his childhood and opens up about life with three kids. Morgan mistakes her time in pre-school as kindergarten. Plus, you asked questions… they answered them about Lunchbox’s career path, Sore Losers, Morgan & Lunchbox collaboration videos, and Lunchbox getting a new car… one day!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Behind the scenes with a member of the show. What's up, everybody? Happy Weekend. Lunchbox is joining me. Lunch, how are you? Look who's back. Back again. Are you making your own?

Tell a friend. Lunchbox is back. Return of the Mac. I mean lunchbox. Ha ha! You guys know Return of the Mac? That was my theme song. What up?

Why was that your theme song? Do you know what Mac is? Return of the Mac. I know what the song is. But Mac specifically, no. You don't know what that is? You don't know what a Mac is. I don't know, man.

It's not ringing a bell at this exact moment. That's when you're Macing on the ladies. Is it though? Or is that a verb? It's like a Mac Daddy. Because in the song, Return of the Mac. Is he a Mac Daddy? Is that the purpose of the song?

Yeah, he's back. He's got the. Mac back. He's Macin. That's what I assume. You're a Mac Daddy? I was. Mac Daddy's back. Of all songs to Zing now at this point in your life, that was the one you chose? I don't know. It just popped in the head. Are you the Mac Daddy now? I mean, I could be. Return of the Mac.

You could be. Return of the Mac. Yeah. You're happily married. No, I'm saying I could be. If my wife left, I could be a Mac. I could be a Mac. I see. What a girl's. Mag daddy's back. I'd walk down the street with a boombox. Return of the Mac. return of the Mac. This is what goes through Lunchbox's head when I'm like, hey, you want to do a podcast episode with me?

And he's like, I'm going to sing. No, that's not what I think about. I just wake up on a Saturday. I come in here and this is what happens. I mean, that is, it's just different things flow through my head at different times. It's amazing. It's amazing how your head just different things just pop in. Boom.

Like different thoughts. You know what I mean? If you think about it, it is so warm. to think. Every person you walk by, every person you see is thinking about something 100% different than what you're thinking about. They have so many thoughts and it's absolutely nothing like yours. That's true, except if social media has taught me anything, it's a lot of us have the same intrusive internal thoughts and experiences in life. Really? Yeah. Oh, I don't think so. I think no one has the same crap. If you're on social media enough, you will find that like there's always a

corner of the internet where you're like all of these people had similar childhood experiences to me or I like I love to eat shredded cheese out of a bag I used to that was like a big thing of mine I thought I was really weird for that corner of the internet corner of the internet does it like no no no I'm not saying things you do I get what you're saying yes everybody has it but I'm talking but as you're walking down the sidewalk you walk by probably I mean let's say you're out walking your dog and I don't know Rimi for a walk and I don't know Rimi sounds like that, but that's how I imagine Rumi's. The voice that I give for Remy is not that, but.

Remy's voice is a lot more sassy. You just sound like you elevated a bird voice is what you sound like right now. Well, anyway, so you do that. And if you walk, as you're walking Remy, the 15 people you walk by on the street, you're thinking about all opposite things. No one's thinking the same thing. I think there's some crossover in there. You think so?

Thinking about how beautiful of a day it is, how it's good to be outside, you're enjoying the walk with your dog if we're using that particular example. If you're at a playground with a bunch of parents, I think they're either excited that they're at the playground with their kids or they're stressed that they're at the playground with their kids. The same thought process are happening. But yes, there is individualized thought in some of that. Because, like, I mean, one person you walk by and they're like, oh, my God, I've got to

walk the dog after I've had a terrible day. Why, you're thinking, oh, what a beautiful day I get to be outside. That's true. You know what I mean? Like it's just, it's, it's wild. Mm-hmm. It's true. And let me tell you, I, I think there's a neighbor of mine who's a little suspicious of me.

So there's this cute little dog that's on the corner. And she always gets so excited when we walk by. She's like right by the park interest that we walk. Yeah, yeah. And so she gets excited every time she sees a dog. And I always go over and say hi to her, like, through the fence. Oh, they think you're going to dog nap. I think so.

You're, what do you call that? No, I'm not going to say that. Yes, but they think I'm going to dog naps. Knapp. You know what they say when they do that? No. It's called grooming. Oh, but with dogs?

Well, I meant like when you're going to kidnap someone or something. I'm like preparing for it. I'm like I'm scoping things out. And you're building up like their trust with that dog and so the dog won't bark and next time you're dog nap. I'm just obsessed with this dog. I think it's the cutest thing ever. Whoa.

Remy. Don't listen to this pod. Remy. Turn it off. Roo Roo Roo! Remy will always be my number one obsession. But this dog, I had talked to the owner. at one point, and he had rescued her.

She's super cute, and she's so funny because she gets Zumi's as soon as she sees you. Oh, Zumis are great, man. And they're fun to watch. You know what's funny? I didn't realize other people called it Zumis. Really? See, again, normal experiences that we all have that you think nobody else is having. Yeah, because, like, we, you know, with Chase, he's in the backyard running around.

We're like, oh, he's got the Zubis. I don't know where I heard that. Like, I never knew people called it Zumi's. Yeah, Remy gets the Zumis after a bath always. Okay. Oh, you give him a bath because he's so tiny. Oh, yeah. You know what?

I need to give my dog a bath probably. I've had him for a year. I never bathed him. Chase has never had a bath? No, he has. Like when he stays. Like, never? No, no, no.

When he stays, like when I board him, like I do the bath thing. Okay. But how many times have you boarded him in the past year? Three times? He's had three baths in a year? Well, it'll be a year on Father's Day. He's had three baths a year.

I mean, how often? you're supposed to bathe a dog? At least once a month. Really? I think Remy probably at least, if I'm being really on top of it, it's once a week. Well, see, that's different. That's ridiculous. And Remy does have more hair and more grooming responsibly as and Chase does.

That is, let me tell you, that is overkill. But their paws get so dirty. No, I understand their paws get dirty, but they get in a pool. You don't have a pool. No, no, we have a little one of those Walmart pools, the blue little kid pools that you buy. Yeah. And how often do you change out that one? Oh, like every three days because it gets gross and like nasty.

Okay, well, maybe at least the paws are getting, but you should be washing them. And we go to the dog bar and they have dog pools and they have sprinklers and everything. It's like he runs through that. He gets all wet, but I don't know. And they don't smell more like whenever Rumi gets wet unless she's using like I'm putting shampoo and conditioner on her. Oh, we definitely don't do it. Like a dog. Like a wet dog smell.

Well, I understand that, but he dries off. But it still smells like wet dog. Yeah, man. I don't know. I just, I am shocked. I'm not. I'm not shocked because it's you. But I am shocked that your wife hasn't been like, no, we need to watch her dog once a month, at least.

It's hard. I mean, when you got, let me tell you, when you got other things that are living in your house, like organisms and they're growing. Are you talking about your kids? Yeah. Your kids are the organisms? Yeah. You made it sound like your kids are mold. Yeah.

When you got those things like growing, like, they're all over everything. And it's hard. I don't know how you would wash your dog. dog. And maybe I could use the hose, I guess. I mean, something. Anything, honestly. Maybe I'll try the hose. But that water right now, it's cold. That water out of the hose is freezing. Well, yeah, that's true. Because it hadn't been warm outside. The temperature of a hose. Right. But it would be a good But I love hose. It's a good responsibility opportunity with your kids, having them wash the dog. No, I understand. But I don't know if they could be able to handle if Chase starts going bananas.

Yeah. I don't know if they can handle that. You know, they'd be like, whoa. B-A-N-A-N-A-S bananas. This dog is bananas. And then everything's just more messy than what it began with. Yeah, that was another song reference, so you didn't get it. Yes, I know Quinn Stefani's bananas. Are you not like a singing kick this morning? I don't know.

I'm kind of hitting it hard right now, you know what I mean? Oh my gosh. Okay, I didn't see that coming of all the things that we would talk about. That's what I'm saying. Maybe, yeah. And I always see those mobile grooming things. Yeah, that would be a good option. But I wonder how much they are.

to be hot dog expensive. No, Remy, I did for a long time. They'd come over and give her like a blowout because I cut her hair. Oh, a blowout. Yeah. Fancy. You're getting a blowout. Put the curlers in. Give her a perm. No curlers, no perm. But she would get blow dried out because I have to cut her hair and their hair has to be like off of them to cut you. I don't have to cut your haircuts. Yeah. So that's where, but do you do nail trims at least? Oh, when we go to the vet, they do that. I can't do it. You go to the vet once a month for a trim? No, no. You're supposed to trim their nails once a month also. No. Yes. Yes. No, because look, they say how you wear the nails down is taking for walks. That's true. And we go for,

we go for those WALKs all the time. Okay, but are you walking three times a day? Probably at least twice a day and then plus all the sprinting in the backyard. That is legit. Those nails are getting a work out. So you could potentially at least be getting away with like every two months. Yeah, he's like Tybo. But really, those nails go crazy. Lamborghini Diablo. Why?

Another song. Because I said Tybo and it made me think of that. I don't know why I'm shocked right now. Like thinking about you and how riding in your car and you as a person are. This makes sense with Chase. But you're supposed to, you are supposed to cut their nails once a month. Yeah, I can't do it though. I get too.

Like, I can't. It's hard. It's hard. They're so thick and they just, I don't like that. I know. That is one thing. I don't know why. It gives me the hebi-jeebies.

Is the crunching of their nails. The mobile grooming does do nail trims. I understand. But they're, man, I mean, it costs when I was doing it with Remy for a long time just because it was easier for me to have them cut her nails, blow her out, give her bath, all the good things. And get her like a good one. I'd do it once a month and it was $80. Oh, wow. $80 for a haircut. And nail trim and blow out.

Like you're getting a lot of things on that. I'm not doing that. But it's good for them to hot. Like, that's good health maintenance. Really? To get my... So if they blow my dog, it's like good for... Stop think blow your dog.

Well, you said blow it. Blow out. Like a blow dry. Oh, got it. Got it. That dry part is very important. Sorry. My bad.

It's a part word we need to include it. Well, I miss that. I was like, I don't understand why... Blow dry. And maybe I did actually just say blow one time, but blow try is very important that we include here. So, like, all dogs... So if I get my wife's hair dryer and just do that as good more? You can do that too.

I don't know if you like it. Would you like it? Some dogs do some. But that's also what you, just like you socialize them, you're supposed to get them inept with keeping their body clean. Oh, man. Why don't they clean themselves? I do this. That's a cat.

Oh, that's a cat. What about when he's like on his tail? That means it's itching. No, I think, yeah, I think that means he needs a bath. Maybe it doesn't mean it needs to be mad. They do clean themselves a little bit, but not like cats. Clats or cats? Cats or cats?

Okay, cool. Cats, scratch fever! Cat scratch fever! Are you just like on one today? I don't know. I don't even know what that's a song. I don't know what that's how it goes. There's a fever song, but I don't know if there's a cat scratch fever song.

I don't know. Maybe I'll look into getting them a bath. I'm sorry, guys. I didn't realize this was going to be like a health education lesson with lunchbox and the dog. No, no, it's not a lesson. I know that you got to bathe some things, but I mean, I just didn't realize you bathe your dog that often. Again, different, we have different types of dogs, so that does matter. The coat and how much maintenance is required. But I will say sometimes when I pet him, my hand gets a little dirty. That's disgusting. Yeah, like, I mean, I know that's true. You could even use wipes. Like, I have, I have dog-specific wipes that, like, if she's gone outside and I'm not giving her a bath right, then I can wipe her down, I'll wipe her paws down. I see I'm not white I ain't got time to be wiping paws like I'm telling you those use it as a lesson with your kid the organisms that are in your house

I ain't got time to be wiping paws they're running in and out and out back and forth up and down around and out drowns we don't got a ton of white paws I need to know do your kids at this point or are they too young to have their own responsibilities ah they're there they're no they're old enough to have their own responsibilities do they have their own responsibilities well what do you mean like what do they have to do they have to clean up after themselves oh yeah Did they have to be careful when, like, bringing dirt and stuff inside? Do they have to clean themselves up?

Like, what is that process? Oh, I don't care about them bringing dirt. Like, if they're dirty and they come inside, who cares? Okay. Like, I don't mind that. Like, if they're outside playing, they got dirt on their shoes, like, I don't make them like, oh, bang your shoe off. I'm trying to understand the structure of your home. Yeah, I got to pick up, like, I tell them to put their, I tell them to put their shoes on the fireplace before they go to bed every night.

So that way, you know where they are in the morning because you know what they, number one thing is, I don't know where my shoes are. Dad. Dad, wear my shoes. And you know what I'd tell them? What do you tell them? I didn't wear them. Okay. So we're learning that.

Have they been putting them on the fireplace? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Like their baseball cleaves, they go on the fireplace. That way when it's practice or game day, they know where they're at. Their glove goes on the fireplace or goes in the shit. Do they help with any chores or anything?

Oh, yeah. They'd be rocking. They'd be rocking everything. They like to vacuum. They love to vacuum. Is it like, I don't know, because I don't have kids. kids, but did they vacuum for like five minutes, or did they do the actual full vacuum that needs to do a whole thing.

They love it. Like, if you get them going, they'll just go. And, yeah, they like to that. They feed the dog. You know, they do that. And if they feed the dog, then they would be, they'd love to clean the dog. Yeah, they don't like to clean themselves. So I'm not sure they'd love to clean the dog, okay?

I feel like that's an inherited trait from their father. You know, why don't we blame the mother? I mean, you don't know. I have met your wife enough times to know that it is not her. And now that, like, summer is rapidly approaching, I think we'll do more of the chores. That way they can have more, like, during the school year, it's tough. Like, you know what I mean? Like having too many chores because there ain't enough time in the day.

Yeah. But now they're going to be out there soap and water washing the windows. No, not really the windows. I don't really care about the windows. I don't really care about. I don't really care about a lot, be honest with you. You bought the house with the intention of having children and having it lived in, which I think is a good thing. Yeah, I mean, I'm not one of those ones that freaks out.

Like, I know it's good to have a clean house and clean up out of yourselves. But like when something exciting is going on and they're playing and they're playing with some toys and then some kids stops by and they leave them and they go outside to play. It's like, all, I don't care. Yeah. And like I said, I think that's a good thing. Hey, Timmy, get back in here and cleaning this up before you go out and play with Timmy. But I just was curious, the structure of your guys' house. Oh, yeah, that's the structure.

How it works. Yeah. Because you don't live by a lot of structure yourself. I don't have structure. I don't have structure. I don't like to be rigid. Why, why be rigid? I'd like to be loose and flowy.

With the wind, you know, like Marilyn Monroe's dress. You know what I mean? Like, I like it to flow. Okay, so you're singing songs, you're Marilyn Monroe's dress and you're loose and flow. I got it. Yeah, you got to be. You got to be out there. I feel like this is a new you.

Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. On that note, we're going to take a break. Break me off a piece of that kick-cap bar. I don't know if these next two parts will have more singing. Break me off a piece of that kick-cat bar. I should go karaoke.

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Drop what you're doing and listen to Hey Jonas on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts. Well, speaking of all the kids, how is life going with the kids? How's Dad Life going? It's a great day to be. It's a great day to be alive. And you know what else they say?

So the singing is continuing. You know what else they say? What else they say? Don't blink. I don't know the rest of the words. The Kenny Chesney song. Yeah, it's like, don't blink. So you're saying it's a good day to be alive with your kids, but also don't blink because

they're getting older really quickly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We are wrapping up first grade. We are wrapping up kindergarten. And it's crazy. Like, it's just crazy. We have three and a half days left. It is.

I was just saying. I was just saying, dude. I was saying it's a... I had no idea he was going to be here on a Saturday. That's crazy, too. Yeah, you guys are annoying. I don't understand why you hate that. Like, it's so fun.

The only reason you guys do it is because you know that it annoys me. No, no. We think it's hilarious. It cracks us up. It does because you know that it's uncomfortable. No, no. And you know I'm trying to do a job and you guys just interrupt and do your own thing. Instead of being respectful of the environment.

There is nothing disrespectful. about a joke that we are beating Tilly in. If I come into sore losers every time you're recording and just yell. Or if I go into Scoobo Steve's show and yell every time he's recording, you're telling me that wouldn't piss you guys off eventually? No, I wouldn't hear on sore losers. Scova Steves is like an actual radio show. Exactly.

But still, like, so I can edit it out. I never have. So it doesn't bother me enough of that. I am shocked at how much it bothers you. It's annoying. It's not that it bothers me. It's just annoying. What is annoying about going,

What I'm? And shaking hands on a Saturday. Like, it's like, it like brings the mood. One, because it's not the Saturday. Oh, and you're, hey, I look at my calendar. It says record on Saturday. It does not. It says record on Thursday or Friday.

I don't know what you're talking about. And what day is. Also annoying because you're doing it during a recording. Like the, it says in use on the outside of this for a reason to not interrupt, to not have. things happen to not have loud noises happen. Oh, man, I am, I'm shocked. But yes, so we have three and a half days left of school. And let me tell you, I don't like that they're growing up,

but I love that they're growing up, but I hate that they're growing up. And I told my kindergartner, baby box two, I was like, bud, you only got three and a half days left to kindergarten. And he goes, yeah, but then I got first grade, not sad at all. He's not sad of one bit. Like he doesn't like

Why do you want him to be sad? No, it's not that I want him to be sad. I just want him like I didn't know how he was feeling about man, kindergarten. Because going to a new school at kindergarten, going to the big school, you know, like, wow, that's a big deal. And on the first day, he was nervous, you know, he was a little bit scared, but he had big brother there. So he was good. And then at the end of the year's coming, it's like he is like, oh man, what's up, dude? First grade's next.

Let's go, bro. Whereas the older one, like when kindergarten. kindergarten was wrapping up, I would tell him, man, bud, you only got, this is your last Thursday of kindergarten or whatever. And he was like, dad, can you not say that? Because it makes me sad. So I just thought maybe I would see how the other one would handle it. And he's just like, well, I got first grade.

Like it's just like a matter of fact, like no big deal. But he doesn't realize what a big deal it is. Is it a big deal to go from kindergarten to first grade? Do any grade. It's crazy. Like it is wild. Like I am perplexed that this is like full transition moment because I can still remember me going kindergarten to first grade, first grade to second grade. Because at the end of kindergarten, I was moving to a new school.

Like it was time to go. We had already moved houses. Yeah. But we had like two months left in school when we moved. And my parents gave us the choice. Do you want to finish the school year at your school or do you want to move to the new school now? And of course, we all voted stay at the school until the end of the year. So my dad would get up early and drive us on the road.

Now there's an I-hop over there where we used to drive on the abandoned road and over off a Duval and cut through. Go down 360 into Westover Hills. And boom to Hill Elementary. I'm glad you still remember the exact path that you would take. See, and that's what's bananas. us. I would be sitting on a five gallon bucket of paint in my dad's van. That feels safe. Oh, it's real safe. Yeah. Yeah. Um, that's how we rode. That's, that's how you rolled. It was, it was crazy. There's two by fours everywhere. There's nails, hammers, you know, whatever.

And I still remember this stuff. Still. Yeah, it's not usual. Most people don't remember a lot of, like, stark memories from their childhood. They remember things when their parents tell them. Oh, I can tell you details. That's crazy. Your memory's always been really good, though. Yeah. It's fantastic.

And that's what I mean. So for have my kid, my second child finishing kindergarten, I still remember what it was like finishing kindergarten because I knew that I was moving school. So those kids that I was in kindergarten with, it was, Asta La Vista, baby. Check you later. not going to see you next year.

Hmm. Yeah. Isn't that weird? It is weird. It is weird that you'd remember all of that. I can't recall memories from like, I don't know, middle school, pat, like, and under unless somebody shares a story and then I can remember it through that story. Oh, yeah.

Like, I can't just recall things randomly without having somebody tell me the story of it. And then I remember it. I still remember it was my day to be line leader in Mississippi. Curry's class, right? Yeah. And we were late. And since I was late, boom, flip to the next person. Line leader, got to wait until everybody goes through it again.

Okay, so do you do things differently than as a dad because your kids might also have this superpower of memory? Like, do you make sure everything you do with them matters and all the memories matter since they might be like you and remember everything? No, I don't do anything on purpose. I just, but I do know that my oldest has a fantastic memory. Like he already does things that I'm just like, wow, that you remember that? I'm so impressed.

Yeah. So it's going to be like even as normal. Like you're still going to be a great parent, but you're like on have to be double great parent because he's going to remember every single moment. Yeah. Like he remembers so much stuff and it's just really cool to hear him recall things. And I'm like, yes, you were only three or four years old when we did that. Like we went there or did that or did this. Oh, dad, last time we parked right there.

Like that's the kind of stuff I would do. And I'm just like, that is so cool. That he's just like you. Yes. Like I just love it. I'm glad. And it also like him walking home from school, it lets me know he pays attention. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. He's paying attention to all the small details. Like he's dialed in. Mm-hmm. Like locked in. Is he the one who walked home? Yeah. The oldest one.

Yeah. So he really is paying attention to everything. Yes. And that's why like when we ride bikes or whatever, I tell him, which way do we go? let him lead. So that way he knows where he's going. And he's how old now? He's seven.

He's seven. He'll be eight in July. And then you have the middle child. He's six. And then the four. Is the four year old about to now start kindergarten? Unfortunately no. Why?

Because his birthday's in October. Oh, so he's going to be a young. He'll be an old one. He'll be an old one as part of his grade rather than being a young one. Yes. And because the cutoff is like August. Like school starts in August. Putting him in when his birthday is not two months

until after the start of school, kind of crazy. But let's be real. Dude could be in kindergarten tomorrow. He is ready. Oh, he is with it, ready, smart, like blah, blah, blah, blah. Do they let you put them in early? You could. So you guys are the ones who make a decision.

I mean, that's crazy to put him in two months early. I mean, he'd be the youngest by far in his class. Here's what, I'm going to tell you a little secret about parents. They're idiots. There are so many idiotic parents out there, psychotic parents. And yes, I'm talking to you people out there listening right now. Like, they hold their kids back. Like, I will say that, like, my oldest, his birthday is July.

And the, like, school starts like August 3rd here in Tennessee. For some reason, we started so freaking early. It's stupid. And my wife and I fought about if he was going to start school when he could or if she was going to hold him back. because she thought, oh, like socially, he's so quiet. So he didn't start until he was six. So you're also including your wife in this? No, no.

I get it if it's that close. I still don't understand it. I was a July birthday. I started on time, graduate high school, 17. Let's go. Like, boom. But okay, whatever. We argued about it for a year and a half, okay?

And that was also your oldest, though, so that was the first one. Right. And so she's a little nervous about it. Get it. All right, fine. It's only a two-week difference. There are parents. Talking to parents, like, oh, you know, yeah.

Jack, he was born in February, but we're thinking about holding him back. What? February? That's seven months, man. The hell are we doing? People are idiots. I just don't know that. Seven months.

I don't think it matters until you get older is when it really impacts you of when you started. No, no, no. It is crazy that there are eight-year-olds or seven-year-olds in kindergarten. That's, whoa. Okay, so there's seven and eight-year-olds in kindergarten? I'm saying if you hold them back, like if they are February, they are seven and a half when they start kindergarten sometimes. Yeah, so then how old are they when they graduate? Exactly.

Yeah. And here's the thing. Also, you parents, and I mean, listen, I want my kids to be. Why are you parent-shaming? You don't want to be parent-shamed. I don't give a crap because I know I'm a good parent. I know I'm the best parent in the world. Like I am.

The best parent? What about your wife? I'm better than her. She's second best at least? I don't know. My parents pretty dang good. Lunch box. You can't say that.

You should be on the same thing because you're parenting together. I'm just going to tell you. They also, there's parents. They're like, oh, yeah, holding them back so they can get an advantage in sports. Once again. idiots. You want to know why they're idiots? Why?

Because let me tell you something, parents. Let me tell you folks of America. The stud athletes, they don't usually play kids that are younger than them. They play up. They play kids that are older than them. If they are really good, they play kids older.

They don't play lower and just beat up on kids that aren't anywhere near their skill level. They play older kids. That's how it works. So holding them back for some, Sports is stupid. And then there's this thing. It's called puberty.

When you get a deep voice, you know, everybody, that's when it evens out. So you starting your kid a year late or whatever for sports, as much as I want my kid to be stud athletes, it's not going to work. Like that doesn't work. Your thinking is flawed. Go talk to these stud athletes. they were playing kids that are a year two, three years older than them. They weren't playing kids that are a year and a half younger than them to make them better. Older, better competition makes them better.

Thank you. And school ends on Thursday. That's your soapbox for today. No, I wasn't even a soapbox. That was just, you know. Those were your thoughts on parenting right now. Yeah. I only had heard of people holding back to their kids because of ages.

Like making them be the oldest one in the class versus the youngest one in the class. I've had parents straight up to me. Oh, we held them back for. sports. Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. And that's a lot of pressure on your kid to, like, assume they're going to be a stud athlete. Yeah. Kindergarten, like that age to be like this is where their path is headed. Correct. Yeah. They might not even play sports and then they're just two years older than everybody for no reason. Correct. So I get it. It is weird. I mean, but to each their own, everybody has a reason for doing things for sure. Yeah, but February's

crazy to hold them back February. That's nuts. It is. It's wild. I was the oldest. my class, but I was in October birthday, so I definitely got held back a year. No, you didn't. If I was the oldest in my class, yeah, I did. No, no, because school starts in. I wasn't the youngest. I know, Morgan, but you started on time because, listen, the deadline is usually August. So your parents weren't, like, the cutoff date is August.

Yeah, so, but what I'm saying is they could have put me in early and I could have been the youngest and they just kept me. And I stayed. So I was one of the older ones. I was five. Yes, you were the older one, but you weren't. you didn't do it like a year behind. You just did it when you were supposed to because you just been put in way early.

It is weird to think about like I feel like kindergarten, you should be able to start kindergarten in each semester. And I feel like that takes that away. Like you could start it either in August or you could start at January and it be like a you could complete it differently. I feel like that would take away the age problem. No. So then when they finish in December, they start first grade in January? I don't know. Isn't kindergarten like half days?

Because kindergarten that I went to was half days. No. Oh, that's changed a lot. Kindergarten is a full day. I don't know where you guys, I mean, in Kansas, how you guys did think, glad I moved. If we were only going half day. Or it was like half week. Like we went three days instead of five.

There was something about it. Maybe you went to preschool and you did that. Mother's Day out. Okay, I did go to preschool. I think that's probably where you're getting your, your memory's a little jack. Yeah, it's not as good as first. But there was like half days and stuff. Maybe it was preschool instead of, but obviously you go to kindergarten after that.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't remember kindergarten at all? Not like you do, no. Like you don't remember getting put in the thinking chair? I don't think we had a thinking chair. Oh, we had a thinking chair. Like if you're making bad, like, choices.

You have to go think in the chair? Yeah, you go think in the chair. Instead of a timeout. Yes. And let me tell you, we had a student teacher named Miss Hunter. I don't know what happened to her. I mean, I'll tell you a great story about Ms. Hunter. Okay.

So Ms. Hunter, she was. she had these long fingernails and she would tap and so she was doing her student teaching or whatever so she was in my kindergarten class miss curry and there was one time she was like all right everybody clean up the blocks and i was the one that sat right next to the rocking chair that day and instead of helping clean up i just sit down she goes all right we're going to try that again and i sat right back down again she goes all right i'm going to give everybody one more chance to clean up all the blocks let's try it again and I sat right back down and I had to go to the thinking chair. Never forget it.

And I'm like, dang, I almost went the whole year without the thinking chair. That's crazy. Why wouldn't you just clean up the boxes? The big blocks. They were big blocks, wooden blocks. Because I was right next to where my seat was. I was like, I'll just be the first one to sit down. Don't ask me.

I don't know. I mean, it's just like, all right, cool. You remember everything else. I was just hoping you'd remember why. No, no, that's what I'm saying. That's why. It's like I was right there by my seat and I got to sit right next to the rocking chair. where the teacher sat on the carpet,

I was like, I'm getting there. Boom. So I did the thinking chair. You know, I finished kindergarten. You know, Miss Hunter goes to do whatever she's going to do in her life. And the next year I started Summit. And I have Miss Anderson, right? What summit?

Is that a different school? School. Okay. Yeah, Summit Elementary. Soaring Eagles, Eagles of Excellence. Definitely thought you were about to sing a high school musical song. Nope. I was singing our school song.

Thank you. Because some of the eagles. We're flying. That's high school school. Okay. I don't know those. That's what you started sounding like. Oh, got you.

Anyway, so then I have Ms. Anderson, and all the first grade classes are in one little, there's a big room in the middle, and then they're all in there. It's like a square. Okay? Mm-hmm. Who's across the way? Your teacher? Miss Hunter. So she was a student teacher at my old school for my kindergarten, and boom!

She was a first grade teacher. I moved to that school. How bananas is that? I don't know if it's that bananas. What do you mean? I mean, it's cool. It's cool that she was your student teacher than at your new school. Just imagine, okay, just imagine you being a five-year-old, right? You're a five-year-old. And you have this teacher for like three, six weeks, whatever. If you liked the teacher, it'd probably make you really happy. Did you like her as a teacher? Then, yeah, you were probably excited when you saw her. And it was so crazy. I didn't have her as a teacher, but she was in there.

And like on like holidays or whatever, whenever she was giving her class presents, I got to go over there and she'd give me a present. She'd call me to her classroom. That's why you loved her. She gave you free stuff. I mean, it is so wild. Oh my gosh. That's funny. I mean, yeah.

I don't know about bananas. Like you really hyped it up to be bananas. That out of all the schools. All the schools and all the world. That we both moved. I mean, that's crazy. It's bananas. It's B-A-N-A-N-A-S bananas.

Yeah, we went back to that song, you know what I mean? Okay, well, we're going to take a break after that. You know what we've been doing? What? We've been free falling. Why are you all of a sudden in a music mood? What's going on? No, I did.

It's just funny. Since I started, I'm just going to beat it to death. That's like every joke you do. Yeah. Yeah. And you know what's crazy is like school ends. and next weekend, I've talked to so many families that they're going to have their toes in their water in the sand. But in the sand.

You can just say but in the sand. Oh, but in the sand, okay. Instead of a blank. Oh, I was bleeping it. I know, but you can just say butt in the sand. Oh, I never heard it say butt. It doesn't. It's just another word for it.

I know. But yeah, I've talked to so many families that are doing that. And I'm like, oh, that must be nice. But you won't be. No. Yeah, our neighbor's like, oh, we're going to the beach and I'm just going to be like, hey, waiter, bring me two pinia colladas.

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We're changing things up. I was told we're doing Best Fits now in two parts. So we're going to answer questions now. Oh, boy. I got a question. What's your question? What are the questions? Got her.

I'm so witty on a Saturday. You are on one. What is next for a lunchbox in his career? Huh? They want to know if you have any plans to do anything else. Is there any opportunities you're pursuing? Oh, I am pursuing an opportunity for the next month. The World Cup starts.

So I did apply for a job where I have to watch. watch every World Cup game, and I get paid $50,000. Who's doing this job? Fox Sports. Okay. And I would be in New York sitting in a box in Times Square, and people could watch me, watch the World Cup. And that's for a whole month?

A whole month. Are you going to get off of work if you get in? I know. I'd assume I would work from the studio in New York, and then I would go out there to watch the games, like, once the games start. So do you only just have to be in the box when the games are on? Only when the games run. I don't live in the box.

I don't live in the box. I don't sleep in the box. That would be a cool social experiment to just live in the box in Times Square. That would be tough. Yeah, it would be tough. I mean, there'd have to be security all the time. Just watching you. Yeah.

People are watching you sleep and go to the bathroom. So yes, I did, I went on the, you know, all the website and did all the information. And so hopefully, I mean, I have no idea how they're pick, but. Did you do it because you love soccer or because you want to win $50,000? Oh, because I love soccer. And I thought it was just a cool, like, like, it's, like, it's, sounded like a cool deal. Yeah.

Yeah. And so I was like, you know what? I'll try that. How many games are there in the world soccer? I think I added it up and it's like 1,500 hours of watching soccer. How long is one game? About two hours. Okay.

This feels pretty standard for a professional sport game. Yeah. I don't know why I thought they were like three or four hours long. But if they like when they get to the knockout stage and if you go into like extra time and I mean, it could be three hours. Yeah, those are pretty long. It's a lot. And aren't they over like night sometimes because they're in different countries?

No, it's going to be Mexico, United States, Canada. Are the three you'd have to watch? Yeah. Well, that's where the World Cup is taking place. We're hosting us three nations. Oh. Yeah. Interesting.

Is it because we're all on the same continent? Yeah, I think so. I think they're trying to make it cool. And do all the three? Yeah. Are you going to, if you don't get this gig, are you going to try and go to one of the games? Here's the problem. They are so freaking expensive.

the tickets. So freaking expensive. And like if you want to get tickets to like that are actually affordable, you are going to see Saudi Arabia versus Uzbekistan. Who gives a crap? So to go watch the United States play. How much money is one ticket? Probably $3,000. So is, I mean, I feel like that's in Super Bowl territory. People will go. But Super Bowl is one game versus soccer is multiple games. Yes. But you would, you're guaranteed.

three games. If you get a ticket. No. No. You're only guaranteed one game. Right. But I'm saying the team. So you could pick from one of the three games the USA has.

Got it. And then... That's wild, but that's how much the tickets are. It's stupid. Are they playing here at all? In Nashville? Is there any games on being here? No, there's none in Nashville.

I didn't know with having the new soccer stadium. No, it's not big enough. They're in football stadiums. Oh. Yeah. So they're in Atlanta. They're in Atlanta for one. They're in Houston.

They're in Dallas, I believe. I mean, they're big stodias. They are big dogs. So not just the ticket, you'd have to fly. Correct. I mean, like, and if I wanted to just go see a World Cup game, I could drive to Atlanta. But like I said, do I really want to see Saudi Arabia versus the little sisters of the poor? Not really.

Why is that the name? Why did you call them that? I don't know. I was just saying, like, some country I've never heard. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I'd like to see like Spain or France or England. At least a big country is what you're saying. A big country that I think is good and has a chance to win the World Cup would be nice to see instead of watching two teams that are just going to get their butts.

What if you caught the underdog, though? I could catch an underdog. You know, and then you watch the team that wins and you just. That's true. Didn't know. I know. Okay. So that's what's next in your career.

That's what's next in my career. We'll see what happens. We're focused on soccer right now. How much longer do you think you'll do the sore losers for? probably another week or two. Yeah, if you just... Yeah, then we're quitting. So if you want to just, you know, please give us a listen before we lose, you know, all our sponsors and we go off air.

Please download a Sorrel Losers episode. It's really, I mean, it's fun. It's good. It's good for you. It's good for your heart. And yeah, so we probably got about a couple more weeks and then it'll be done. Do you, if you ever were to leave the show for any reason, do you think you'd keep doing tour losers or do you think you'd stop doing everything?

Oh, I have no idea. I mean, it depends where I go. I mean, you can't, if I don't work for this company and Ray still works here, I don't think we can do the pot. Yeah. You know how that? Yeah, I just didn't know if you'd ever thought about that as a potential road. No, I haven't thought about it.

I don't think about a lot of things. Well, I know based on the last question when I said, what are you doing next in your career? I mean, literally, I don't think about like, past today. I'm like, oh, you know, today we got this. Cool. All right. Let's roll. And then whatever tomorrow brings, tomorrow brings.

You're living day by day. Yeah. I don't like to look ahead, guys. Like, that's, the future is not. guaranteed, you know what I mean? Do you feel the same way about the future that you do about death? I don't talk about it. I know. So I don't talk about it. I know you don't talk about the D word, but is the future feel similar for you? Like the same feeling? I don't know. I don't know. No, no. No. Totally different. Okay. Totally different. Because the way you're acting kind of gives that.

No, no, no. No, I don't mind the few. I mean, I'll think about it. I mean, but like I, like, literally, I just don't give much thought to it. I'm just like, oh, whatever. Like, I'm not stressed about that. Whereas when I say the D word, it gives you like instant anxiety. Instant anxiety. We don't talk about it. We don't not talk about it. No. When is the next collaboration video?

I miss them. That's from Tracy. Oh, man, I don't know. Morgan hadn't been giving me these TikTok trends. I tell her, find a TikTok trend or make up one and we can do something. See, Tracy, do you hear that? That's all on me. Yeah, you're the social media person.

Listen, I don't do much social media. I'm not sitting there. rolling so I don't know what people are talking about or what's going on. Like when people, when we bring up like, oh, did you see this? I'm like, no, I didn't see that. I don't know. I didn't see that. I just don't have as much mental capacity as I used to to do a lot of that stuff.

Honestly, not that. I love doing the videos when we do them. They're always funny. Like, we did one for IHart country. That was easy. Oh, yeah. But I just, it's like I'm not on social media as much as I used to. I try not to be because it hurts my, my brain.

Guys, I try to. Listen. Listen, I mean, I don't want to say that I'm a certified counselor, but I am pretty much a certified counselor. I've had to have sit down, like, Morgan hadn't even paid me. I should be charging for these sessions, but I tried to explain to her the negativity of social media and how she needs to limit her time on social media and how her life will be better without social media. And I've had to do this numerous times.

And maybe I'm finally starting to crack that little social media shell that, she likes to be in because I tell her, Morgan, put the phone down. She's like, but the comments are being mean to me. And I tell her, Morgan, put the phone down who gives a crap about what someone says on the gram or someone says on the tick-tack. We don't care. The tick-tack. We don't give a crap.

No. Well, what I tell you. Am I, hold on. Do I counsel you? We have had conversations about this. A handful. A handful. Another one.

A handful. Another one. But what you have failed to realize in all of those conversations is it's literally my job. No, no, no. No. I have to be on social media for my job. I understand it's your job. It's your job to post for the show.

That is it. Then you can walk away. You post it for the show. And guess what? Turn it off. You don't, who cares about the comments? Let people fight in the comments. No, you can.

I'm supposed to. engage. It's literally my whole job. That is a digital director's job. Your job is not to comment on the buy-a-bone show post. No, where your job description says that. It says you are- Yes, it does. It says you have to engage and do everything that the whatever is happening within those platforms you have to go evolve with and change with, which includes engagement. No. No. But you don't need to engage. I'm telling you, you can go, this is what you can do. You post it and then you set one day a week, Wednesday, go look at the comments and comment back to people. That's it. You don't need to be commenting everything. You don't need to be commenting every

hour on the post. You don't need to reply every hour. It's just not, it's not logical. It isn't logical, but it is my job. But your job is not to do it every hour. I'm saying you don't have to reply to it. I've got a lot better. I don't do it every hour, but I do check in on it a few times a day because that is my job. That's what I'm saying. That's too many times. Too many. Too many. You can do it one time a day. If that's what you're going to say, but one time a day, there's no need. This is what he tells me, guys. This is what happens. Yeah, this is what happens. And I'm absolutely right. But you know what listeners love when they hear back from the show?

Exactly. But once a day, you don't need to do it right away. It's not like they're not dying. So you don't need to respond right away. You can set a time. Three o'clock is when I'm going to check the buy bone show accounts. I'll reply to some comments. Boom.

Off till the next day. Three o'clock reply to some comments. That's it. One time. One time a day. And it's also a comment's not just mean to me. It's mean to everybody. But who gives a crap?

I just don't like see. I don't like seeing negativity in general. That's why you don't look at it. That's why you don't look at it. It's that easy. I wish it were that easy. Take it easy. Did you ever get a new vehicle?

No, not yet. Why? I'm just chilling, man. Why are you just chilling? And do you guys at least have one vehicle? Because last everybody heard there was one that was totaled. We still got a vehicle. You know, we got one vehicle.

Yeah, we're good. Is that the one that got totaled? No, no, no. That's still, you know, we're working on that. So you got a new car. No, no, my wife's leasing. My wife leases. She's good.

So she did get a new car to operate. It's just you didn't buy it. Correct. Deciding if she wants to buy it. I feel like she's been deciding for a while. Oh, yeah. That's what women do. I mean, that's what my wife does.

Sorry. Indecisive. She's trying to decide on what she wants. Yeah, she's very indecisive. You go to dinner with her, she'll change her mind four times. By the time the waiter says, I'll be back in one minute on what she's going to order. Okay, but you also still haven't purchased a new car. Why?

I have to see that Ultima and I see so much potential with it. Okay, seriously. No, seriously. That car is not moving. Right now it's not. That might as well be restored to an old vintage car at this point. But what if someone says, hey, you know what? I want to fix that car for you.

I'm like, okay. It's such an old car lunchbox. It's like old parts are hard to come by when it gets to a certain point. But what if they just, you know, they get all new parts for it? They don't necessarily even make. They do. They do. It's not that old. Let's relax. It's not a 1930 car. It's a 2000 car. It's a 05. Yeah. You know how much, how much time has passed since that car came out? Tell me how many. Twenty-one years. I was going to say 20.

Oh, man. Math major. That's why she went to kindergarten half days. I admittedly stuck in math and I've always said that. But no, I thought it was 20-25. I forgot to 2026. Yeah, it's 2026. 21 years is how long it's been. Party like it's 1990. Party We're going to party like it's 1999 Anyways, I don't think

They make a lot of the parts anymore for that car They change those every five years or so Every time I walk by the ultimate You know what it says to me? What does it say to you? I got knocked down But I'm going to get up again Gonna get up again

Because I never keep me down I get knocked down I actually don't even I didn't even think you had this Much music library in your head These are random songs that pop into my head. Yeah, I'm seeing that. It's not.

I know you know that too. But also, didn't you get it taken away? You don't even have it anymore. I do. You're telling me it's still sitting on the street. Yep. Come on by, pay her a visit. Why?

What did I just say? Did you hear the answer? Did you, like, rewind the tape. No, I heard it. Why are you so reluctant to get a new car? Let me, let's rewind it. Hold on. I just really think that,

someone may, you know, like, say, hey, I want to fix that for you. They're not going to. There's nobody out there that's going to fix that car. Maybe one of my neighbors will get tired of it and want to fix it. They won't want to fix it. They're just going to call the city on you. They're going to get it towed away. And that could happen.

Yeah. So why are you so reluctant to get it? Because I love it. I mean, it's just such an emotional car. This is the first car I ever paid off. I tried to get an answer, but it's not coming out, a real answer. I just told you the real answer. What does bedtime look like with your three kids?

Have you ever seen chaos? It's just like one goes left, one goes right, one jumps out the window. That's exactly what bedtime is. I mean, they all sleep in the same room. So trying to get them to bed, you know, we fight it. We got to brush teeth. I don't want to brush teeth. Okay, we get in the room.

Did you go potty? Oh, I forgot to go potty. And one likes to save his poop until we are time for bed. He's like, finally, oh, I got a poop. Really? We've been doing stuff all day. You could have pooped earlier. So, all right, and then we read stories and we do hopefully three to four stories a night.

So about 30 minutes of reading. And then we say night night and night. And there are some nights that you get out of there and they're like, can I get one more hug and kiss? And you're like, of course you can. This is a great description of how that all goes. Is it a team effort between you and your wife or do you guys trade off? Oh, no, no, team effort. team effort and the dog comes down there and starts trying to wrestle and it's crazy like when it's

bedtime for the kids the dog starts getting nuts getting the zoomies in their room and wanting to play and I'm like bro we're putting them to bed can you we're not trying to get them hyped up and the kids want to play soccer in their room they get a soccer ball and they start kicking it and I'm like guys we're done with the balls we're done with the ball. Are they all still in the same room together? Yeah if you rewind the tape and listen to what I was saying I said we're all in the same room We go down. Why are they all in the same room still together? Why not?

I just didn't know if that was like a choice that they all wanted or what the situation was. Because they love it because it's awesome. Okay. It is so cool. Do you think they'll always love it or do you think there'll be a time where they I mean, there's eventually going to be a time where they are like, all right, I need my space. But we started out with the first two when they were in cribs and they freaking loved it.

And when we had the third one, they're like, when is he moving into our room? When's he going to be in our room? When's he going to be in our room? Now he's in their room. And guess what? They love it. I predict that they're going to join fraternities because they're going to love having full-blen sleepovers all the time. My middle one, maybe.

I don't know about the oldest. But the middle and youngest, they'll be ready to party. They're going to be nuts. But it's like you go into a fraternity house and they're all bunk beds everywhere. So that's going to be their life forever. I hope not. That's a lot of money they're going to have to pay. Yeah, I don't know.

It depends what school you go to. Fraternities don't cost as much money depending on if it's a smaller school. Oh, really? I don't know. I feel like it has to be money everywhere. But yeah, who knows? I mean, who knows that they'll even get into college? I mean, we'll see.

That's fair. Yeah. But just based on that, if they just keep sleeping together. Do you think they'll, I don't know. I feel like once they get like middle school, high school, they start to be like, no, I want my space. Probably. I mean, because they're going to start growing.

Mm-hmm. Are they bunk? beds or are they all individual beds? They're all individual beds. They're like, um, they're, like bedtime stories with Adam Sandler. But hold on. They're all loft beds.

So they have stairs up to them. So one is a bunk bed. There's a bed on the underneath it. The youngest. So that way when you have people spend the night, they have a mattress down there to sleep on. Okay. So one is a bunk bed, but then there's two others in the room.

Yes. And that's all they have in their room because there's no room for anything else. Like they are in there, the bed's all like, uh, one's feet. and head touch, like, because it's like a, it's like a you shape is the beds. So the two and then the youngest one's in the middle and his bed touches both sides, like, both ends of his bed touch one side. Oh, you know what they're going to love camp? They're going to camp.

Who said they're going to camp? Eventually when they go to camp. Who said they're going to camp? You don't think they'll go to camp? I feel like they'd love camp. No, no, I understand. I think every kid would love camp. Guess what I would love as a kid.

Camp. Did you not go to camp? I went to camp one time. Dang, really? One week, summer before ninth grade year. Camp Flaming Arrow. That was it. Me, A.J., Russell, Forrest, we all went to Camp Flaming Arrow.

So are you going to hold them back from going to camp because you only got to go to one? I mean, see, that's the hard part. I struggle with that. That's what I don't want them to be, like, thinking they get everything. Yeah, but also going to camp is good for them. It's good socialization. and doing different, and they learn skills of different kinds. I understand that.

There's space camp. We're not going to space camp. Space camp's cool. There's a camp where you just do activities all day. But that's what I'm saying. But then that means they're gone for a week during the summer. Is that more of it? You don't want to let them go.

Well, boat. No, no, no. I mean, it's cool, but I just don't want to. And then do you send them all to the same camp or do you send them separate weeks so they don't have to rely on each other? You know, how do you do it? I don't know. But yeah, we didn't go to camp. So, I mean, my brother and sister, they never went to camp.

Never. Not once. That's crazy. I mean, I don't know that I went to a whole bunch. I think I might have went to three or four. But you know why? Because it cost money. Money.

I still am shocked. My parents sent me to camp. But my mom said I wore her down that my buddy AJ went all the time. And I talked about it all the time. And she was finally like, oh my gosh. Send him away. And so, yeah, it was the summer before ninth grade year. We went to Camp Flaming Arrow.

And, you know, here's a crazy story. So there's this guy, Ryan Anawati. Okay. He was in our cabin at Camp Flame Arrow. Never seen the kid before my life. And cool dude, like, what up? And we were friends at camp, you know what I mean? With the crew.

And then we'd leave, you know, oh, I'll see you later. And that was it. And then I was running cross country in high school. I ran, you know, one morning I come into the locker room. And who's there? Ryan Anawati. I'm like, dude, Camp Flame here, what up, bro! Did he remember you also?

Yeah. Was that bananas? That was bananas. You know why? Because he was sitting on the toilet when I walked in. That does make that a little bit more bananas than the last one. Yeah. Yeah.

That feels weird. Yeah. Okay. Crazy right. Thanks for the camp story. That's wild, right? It is wild. But I also, the reason I think they'll love camp is because they're doing sleepovers all the time.

And then they get sleepovers at camp too. Yeah. And they always like whenever friends come over, they just automatically, sleep over, they just start chanting it. They want them to spend the night every time. So are you a fan of sleepovers? I'm all down. I'm down. As long as they're, what about going to other people?

I don't care, go. Even after he walked himself home. Why? Why not? All right. Like, I don't understand. We're not going on another tangent. I'm going on a little tangent here. we have to go. About these, like Eddie and Amy being little idiots.

Oh, I can't let my kids sleep over. The world's too weird. What that? That's a new voice. I haven't heard that one before. That's it. That's their complaining voice. I'm so scared. Okay, well, now I'll turn into Nigo Jackson a little bit. I can't let my kid go to a sleepover. Stop. Stop being idiots. Like, come on, people. Like, you did it as a kid. It's the most amazing feeling in the world is spending the night at a house. I did love a sleepover. Like, I can't, I just don't understand how we are sissifying everything. Is that your word for sissing? Yes. But it's the verb version. Cicifying. Yes. We are sissifying everything. Cicifying everything. Got it. It's just, it's nuts to me. And I'm

probably in the minority, but goodness gracious, I can't let it over anywhere. Come on, man. Why are you depriving your children of everything? Listen, I see it from, I can see it from both perspectives. Where? What can you see from the other perspective? Listen, I loved to sleep over. Thank you. It was so much fun.

So how has it changed? It hasn't. I think. It's the same thing. People are a little bit more unwell than they used to be. Wrong. You talk about social media and all of that. Like, it's made an impact for sure on people.

Let me tell you what is changed. I'll tell you what has changed. I know. You always say, you're like, well, we have more access. We see everything and we have more information than we ever have. I know that that's your argument. Is it not? Was that your argument?

My argument. It was your argument. It is always been crazy out there. But now the 24-hour news cycle has you so freaking paranoid. Get off of it. Stop looking at it. The world is better than it's ever been in the history of the world right now. That's a hot take.

It's so true. It is 100% true. Okay. I don't know that it is, but... No, there has always been crazies out there. I do agree with that. It's always been there. Ted Bundy, guess what?

He was around before the internet. He's still out there. That's true. That is true. We do have more exposure. We're seeing things more. But because of that exposure, I think there's a lot more people that are mentally unstable. That's what I mean.

I hear you. Stop. But because of that, so there is a cause for concern with kids more often than there used to be. and because of social media, it plays a new role when there are sleepovers. We didn't have social media. We weren't getting on things. We weren't being exposed to stuff without parents being around. Like, it was just a different time.

So I get both sides. I get both sides. And I do agree. The most fun I had when I was a kid, I was, they were sleepovers. We had blasts. We'd stay up all night playing video games or we'd hang out and tell ghost stories to each other. It was fun. Yeah.

Slumber parties were the. shiz. They are. But the world is also a little bit different than it used to be. No, it's not. It is. Oh, my God. Even though you don't, I know, I knew that was going to be your argument.

I knew you. I knew you. All right. Yeah, because I'm so smart. Like, I try to, like, I'm so. So smart. I'm so much smarter than the average human. So smart.

That's the problem. Like, I am. I am so much smarter than the average human that it just drives people nuts. Okay. And, like, if you are paranoid, guess what you're turning your kid into? a paranoid little sissy Stop it

To be specific No I said what you're turning him into Is a paranoid little sissy You gotta quit being so freaking paranoid people You lived You did great So now let your kid experience The things you experience

Come on How about this Two things can be true And they are both true No Yes I fail I disagree Okay

We can agree To disagree I mean Agree to disagree You got to let them fly, man. I agree. I agree with that. But I do see a point of safety and security and concern now than the needs to be.

I mean, I would sing an R. Kelly song right here, but I can't. Yeah, you can't. Exactly. You got to believe your kids can. No. Joy to the world. All right. We're going to get out of here.

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