The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Tipped LESS For Son’s Haircut?! + Name That Fiddle Game! + Bobby Lets Scuba Steve Choose A Show Segment!
Episode Date: November 24, 2020Lunchbox’s son just got his very first haircut, but what happened at the barbershop left the tip amount in question! Bobby plays the fiddle part to a famous country song and the crew has to try and ...name the song! Plus, Bobby lets our Executive Producer "Scuba Scuba" cash in on his recent 'Bobby Bones Show Employee of the Month' Award by doing any segment he chooses! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to Tuesday's show.
Morning, studio.
Morning.
The story this morning said,
The average person would pay $305 bucks for just one normal.
normal pre-COVID day. I'm not paying 300 bucks.
That's maybe 50 bucks. Otherwise, I'm just going to wait it out like everybody else.
If you could, they asked people, how much would you pay? The average was $305.27.
I was watching a show yesterday and there's people get on elevator and there are the people on an elevator.
And I'm just like, they're not wearing masks. I didn't have to say that out loud, but it struck me that they were standing in an elevator and made me feel uncomfortable.
And they were standing right next to each other talking with no mask on.
but I wouldn't pay $300.
The show was the Queen's Gambit, which
Caitlin was like, all my friends liked this show.
Lunchbox, I mentioned he was watching it.
Anyone else watch Queens Gambit in the studio?
I started it, but I couldn't,
I haven't had time to figure it out.
It's about chess.
It's about a young girl at an orphanage
who learns to play chess from the custodian.
But we're only through two episodes, but it's good.
Good?
Yeah, I think we have a show now
that we're going to watch together.
because she'll watch the crown by herself.
I'm watching Umbrel like Caddham, you about myself.
But that's the show we're watching together.
So did y'all jump ship on Succession?
We never got back in it.
We watched one episode.
So you're watching together.
Your new show is about an orphan that plays chess.
Amy, it is, don't, don't be a hater.
I'm not a hater, but it's so good.
Okay, but so is Succession.
I know, but you're saying don't hate on it,
but you've got to give Queens Gambit a try before you hate it.
I will.
I just.
So as a result of this show, chess sets are up over 1,000% because of Queens.
Oh, wow.
Are you going to start playing?
Well, I used to play a lot.
Really?
You're probably really good at it.
I was ever only okay to pretty good, but I would play when I was like nine.
Oh.
And then once the internet happened, I would get on Yahoo Chess.
Oh, no.
You did.
And I would play all the time.
And I had a pretty good ranking.
Because in the higher ranking, you would get the darker color you would get on your little square.
Anybody play Yahoo Chess?
No.
That's a big number.
I never even heard of it.
Well, I didn't have a life.
And so I played Yahoo.
And I got to be okay.
But then you started playing like age groups didn't matter.
So, but it was tough.
Me and my neighbor Scotty used to play,
to dominate him.
And he was a couple years older.
The chess is fun.
You've played?
Yeah, my kids play chess now.
Yes, chess is fun.
It's a strategy game.
That's why I'm saying bones.
I bet you'd be good at it because it's like 10 steps ahead.
Yeah, I play checkers.
Well, that's different.
I don't play either.
Chess wasn't been a few hundred years before checkers.
Yeah.
Like just a few hundred?
Yeah, I think so.
Chinese checkers.
You ever play that?
Oh, the marbles?
Well, you have to get all your marbles to the other side of the star?
That's a jam game, too.
Anyway, that show's good.
I'm not done, so I can't give a full review.
Mike, did you like Umbrella Academy in second season?
I thought it was a little slow, but it's pretty good.
Okay.
I feel the same way.
Yeah, about three episodes in, you're like figuring it out there.
All right, glad you guys are here.
Here's a voicemail we got last night.
Here you go.
Hey, guys.
I was just curious.
what was scuba steve's suggested segment when he won employee of the month you said that he was going to pick a segment the next week as his drive for when he's employee the month thank you
it's a very timely question because later this morning i'm being told scuba steve will have his employee of the month's segment i don't know what it is
but he's going to do it i have no control it can be about anything it could be a walk down scuba stain scuba steve's history
you know of elementary school oh well that'd be fun who knows what it is we'll do that later
Also, I'm going to make a little offer to Eddie business offer.
What you got?
Well, coming up in the next few minutes.
I love these.
I would like to pay you money.
Oh, I do.
I'll take it.
Eddie, you going to sell me your soul or not?
Still haven't gotten a good answer from a lawyer yet.
I'm looking for the answer that says, hey, he literally can do nothing with your soul.
It's just a word.
And I haven't gotten that because everybody I've talked to because I put it out on Twitter
and said, please, a lawyer out there help me.
And I've gotten responses and they're like, I mean, really, it's not a big deal.
But really, he could like just, I mean, it's like selling yourself to the devil.
Like bad things can happen.
For $100, I want your soul.
And I've made you that offer.
All you have to do is write on a piece of paper.
Bobby owns my soul and signs it.
And I will give you $100 in cash.
I know.
It sounds easy.
It really does.
Because a soul?
Like, what's a soul?
You're not going to take my soul.
But then I'm really writing it down on a piece of paper and telling you that you can have my soul.
Very scary.
Are we closer to it?
Yeah, we're pretty close.
This Toronto restaurant is offering up redemption for your sins with a side of pizza.
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Church of Pizza with free pies, pizza pies, but there's a catch.
Redemption of your soul will cost you $3.
And you choose from which of the seven deadly sins that you want redeemed.
Huh.
The redemption comes in the form of a real actual physical golden scroll of absolution.
which will be delivered to you with your delicious pizza pie.
So you get your pizza, I pay three extra bucks, you get your soul redeemed.
Now, Eddie, I'm willing to buy your soul and you have to worry about it anymore.
Yeah, so you're buying all the sins too that come with it, right?
100, you know what?
150.
Wow.
Oh, just went up.
150 to take my soul that I've had since the day I was born.
I mean, but is you really taking it?
Right.
That's my point, Amy.
It's just a word, right?
Right, right.
It is.
Well, no.
Yes, it is.
In this case, like, if you play along, you could get $150.
Amy, do you think there's anything psychological attached to it where, like, I'm always going to know that he owns my soul?
There could be something weird that I don't, on a deeper level, I wouldn't do it, but I'm just saying it's $150.
And are you on the clock for one week?
One week, okay.
If next Tuesday, you don't take it, the deal dies.
$150 for your soul.
That's ridiculous.
But it's just a word, Eddie.
I know, it's just a word.
There's no real transaction.
I give you $150.
You signed a piece of paper that says,
Bobby, you now own my soul, signed Eddie.
We have to get a notary there to see it signed there.
Would you do it, Amy, for $150?
No.
$150?
Nope.
Lunchbox, would you do it?
Yeah, one, no doubt.
I ain't scared of that.
Like, what are you going to do in my soul?
I mean, here, here's my soul.
Cool.
You can't take it out of my body, so you can't physically
stick your hand in my mouth and take my soul.
You would come up with nothing but air.
Is that how you get it?
Or you can't cut me open.
You've seen too many horror movies, man.
Even if he did cut you open, what would he grab?
Exactly, Eddie.
So that's why you just take the $150 and go.
I mean, you're the one that's freaking out over here.
You got a week, Eddie. You're on the clock.
A little scary. Okay.
Which box? You still playing the lottery?
Twice a week at least.
And then when paycheck comes 100 bucks on scratch-offs.
What does your wife think about that?
hundred bucks every single, well, every pay period.
What does she think? She thinks, man, you're going to strike it rich and hopefully you'll
give me some of it since we don't share money.
And you've been saying this every day since I've known you, 15 years or so?
Yeah, for a long time. And I'm telling you, that's what you got to do. You got to stay
consistent on when you play. If you just play like once at once or once every two years,
the odds are you're not going to win. So you've got to stay consistent.
So when I read one of these stories about someone winning, it drives you crazy?
Absolutely. No, you got another one for me? Great.
ruined my day. Go ahead.
So here you go. North Carolina, there's a couple who won $366,000 in a lottery jackpot
after playing the same set of numbers they've been playing for 26 years.
See, that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. See, what do you always say,
fail until you don't? That's what you did. You fail, fail, fail, and then all of a sudden you don't.
Pays off. Perseverance. Quote, I was in the lazy boy as she was standing there watching.
Last Wednesday, they were seen what the winning numbers were, and she started screaming.
She goes, we won, we won.
We won.
They had a 1 in 962,000 chance.
After the taxes are taken out and the lump, it's $259,000.
Wow.
Cash.
But I guess over 26 years, they probably spent.
Not that much, though.
Not that much money.
So that story doesn't bother you?
It bothers me, but I'm happy that it wasn't one of those people that,
oh, I've never played the lottery before and all of a sudden I actually bought a ticket and I won $26,000 million, you know.
But at least they've been playing for a long time.
Yeah.
These people persevered, and that gives him hope.
Well, there's a woman.
I got another one here.
Oh.
Who said she was completely unaware of her nearly $45,000 lottery jackpot
until she was cleaning her kitchen a month after the drawing
and discovered a trio of forgotten tickets.
Her name's Carolyn.
She said she was cleaning the kitchen.
She saw three tickets.
She's like, well, let me just check them.
They each were $1.
And then they won her $44,683.
Big winner.
What do you think about that kind of story?
That the person makes me mad
because the next time I forget about the ticket
will be the first time I've ever forgot about a ticket.
I don't ever forget about a lottery ticket.
How do you buy something with the chance to change your life forever
and just forget about it?
Do you just forget about a job interview that's going to change your world?
No, you go to the job interview.
So why would you forget about a lottery ticket?
All right, here's a guy.
Another one?
Another one.
A Tennessee man, a Tennessee man who won a 75,
$5,000 lottery prize in Kansas
said he wouldn't have bought the winning ticket
of the store hadn't been sold out of his preferred game.
Brian Fox said he was
on his annual hunting trip to Kansas.
He stopped at the shortstop gas station
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the five and $10 versions, but
they didn't have the kind he liked, which was
a holiday lucky times. So he bought
a $10 jewel jackpot
and hit for $75,000.
Do you like that one?
I mean,
No, I mean, that's fine.
I mean, he at least plays the lottery.
I just, and he knew it right away.
It's not like he just accidentally forgot it.
But congrats to him.
I mean, he hit the jewel jackpot.
I mean, I get mad, but it's just like one of these days,
people are going to be mad that I've won,
and I shouldn't spew hate towards other winners,
but it does irk me a little bit.
If you won $50,000, would you quit the show?
No, $50,000 is none.
I can't live on a beach forever for $50,000.
Okay. If you won $250,000, would you quit the show?
No, because I can only buy a Lambo with that.
If you won that, you'd go buy a Lamborghini.
You wouldn't worry about your kids' college fund, your house.
No, I'll get a scholarship.
Okay.
At what?
I don't know, smarts.
Did you get one of those smart scholarships?
I got an Austin Livestock and Rodeo scholarship.
For how much?
I think it was $3,000, and the sponsor was Chaston.
Contracting, thank you to them.
They're still benefiting from that.
Let me tell you, I have never told them thank you in person,
but I should write them a letter and say, Chasco, thank you.
And if I would have maintained a 3.0 my first year,
it would have renewed for a second year.
You didn't make 3.0 even though you knew money was attached to it?
Well, I mean, I tried, man, but college is hard, dude.
College is tough.
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Tell me something good.
So Anthony Louis, he's an officer for the Seminole Police Department,
and he's on patrol when he gets a call for a house fire.
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Thank you.
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A guy that worked at Burger King, he's a manager, got busted stealing $30,000 from the store over one year.
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I'll play you the fiddle, part from a famous country song.
You just have to name the song.
Amy, lunchbox, produce ready.
You'll write down your answer.
You'll only hear the fiddle.
For example, you'll know this one.
Yeah.
Wait.
You should know it, know it.
Hold on.
She's speaking in tongues.
Run by run.
Johnny Win the Rans or that.
This is going to be a long game for him.
She'll get there.
Devil and down to Georgia.
She heard the word devil.
Exactly.
Okay, so that's how it works.
I would have gotten there.
If you miss it, you're out.
Okay.
That's going to be a short name.
Number one.
All right, one more time.
All right, that's the fiddle part.
Amy.
Calling Baton Rouge.
Lunchbox.
Calling Baton Rouge.
Eddie?
Colin Baton Rouge.
Correct.
Yeah.
Next up, name this fiddle.
Amy is pulling.
hold her headphones out so she can do that little game where she sings it.
Oh, I've been in.
Eddie?
Been in.
Lunchbox, what do you have?
That's wagon wheel.
Amy?
Wagon wheel.
Eddie?
Wagon wheel.
That is correct.
Nice job.
Name this one as they get a little bit harder.
It's tough, but if you listen to what's around it, I think it helps.
Yep.
Lunchbox, what do you have over there?
Chicken fried.
Zach Brown band Chicken fried.
Interesting.
Eddie?
I have chicken fried.
Amy?
Chicken fried.
Nice job.
Don't do that to me.
Don't do that.
What do you do?
He was like, oh, interesting.
And I was like, oh, crap, that's really wrong.
Next up, can you name this song's fiddle part?
Lunchbox is closing his eyes trying to feel that fiddle.
I thought you fell asleep.
No, I'm trying to listen to the music and you're hitting me.
What country song is this fiddle solo a part of?
Lunchbox is still trying to write something down.
He sounds like he's going to the bathroom and it hurts.
What?
Nothing.
Lunchbox, do you have an answer down?
Oh, I do.
Of course.
What do you have?
Wide open spaces.
Incorrect.
That hurts.
That's right.
But it's one of the, it's the diggy chicks.
It's what?
Diggity chicks.
The diggity chicks.
I like the way you work in.
No, diggity chicks.
You got to bag it up.
Diggity chicks.
Can't change my answer?
Nope.
Earl has to die.
Also, it's another digity chick song, not that one either.
Eddie?
I have Cowboy taking me away.
By who?
Diggety chick.
Dang it! See, I was on the right track.
I don't know if that's right, though, lunch.
No, it is.
It's Cowboy Take Me Away.
Correct.
There it is.
Sorry, lunchbox, you've been eliminated.
Yeah, but I fought hard.
Yeah, you did.
Oh, the chicks.
By the way, their name's just the chicks.
They should have with diggity chicks, though.
They should have.
Now they're thinking about changing their name.
Okay.
Two people remain.
Hit it.
You guys in?
In.
Amy?
Amarilla by morning.
Eddie?
Amarilla by morning.
Correct.
That's doing pretty good.
Thank you.
We only have three left.
this one's a little bit harder.
Action.
Oh, Amy goes to her paper quick.
Wow.
Eddie is struggling right now.
Love to see it.
Ah, got it.
Eddie?
Where the green grass grows.
Correct.
Shoot.
You don't have that?
I just don't have the name right.
What do you have?
Seminole and.
Well, that's not even the same song.
That's John Anderson.
You're all wrong, Amy.
She thought she was close.
She missed every part of it, but she's like, I'm barely off.
Roll, roll,
Simonle, win, don't you hear it?
No.
I mean, I can hear where you might confuse that,
but that's not the same song.
Yeah, I hear it now.
She's like, I want to misspell the title.
Well, how'd you spell it?
Roll, roll, Seminole win.
Yeah.
Where the green grass grows.
It is Tim McGraw where the green grass grows.
Dang.
Eddie is our winner.
Nice job.
Thank you.
Six for six.
You want to try to hit the other two?
Please.
All right, here is the next one.
See if Eddie can go perfect.
Oh.
Heartache medication?
Nice.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm going to drink one.
I'm drinking two.
I got my heartache medication.
And this would have been the tiebreaker speed round.
Eddie, but see if you can get it.
Got it.
What?
Is it Alabama song of the South?
No, it's Alabama.
Oh.
But it's, if you're going to play in Texas, you got to have a ball in Texas.
That's the whole title.
Texas.
The whole title is a very.
You're going to play in Texas, parentheses, you got to have a fiddle in the band.
Nice job, though, Eddie.
Thank you, man.
Take it, Amy.
Fated love and let's all dance.
If you're going to play in Texas, you've got to have a fiddle in the band.
So if you remember, a few weeks ago, I awarded the very first ever employee of the month.
And our winner was Scuba Steve.
Yeah.
And not only did I send him $100 bucks.
in cold hard cash, but I said, hey, you get to do any one segment you want about anything you want.
And so I don't know what's about to happen here. All I know is that Scooba Steve is cashing in his
coupon. Hi, Scuba. What's up, Bobby? Okay, so what's the deal here? So I had a few different
ideas as your employee of the month. And I mold over them, thought about it. It's why here we are
late of the month with the idea. And I thought about this one. And I'm like, you know what? I'm
to give us back to the listeners. Without their support, I wouldn't be here right now as your
employee of the month. So enter a guy named Wayne. He approached me socially distance. I met him
out in the wild and he wanted to give something to his wife for her birthday. It's on the 27th.
They've been married for 28 years, want to mix it up. She's a massive fan of you and Bobby,
the show. So I figured a nice way to help out a listener and help out another listener was doing
this bit for them versus something for myself. It's a Bobby.
So the way I see this play out,
I'm so confused on what's happening so far.
Okay, it's a Bobby Graham. Go ahead.
So it's a Bobby Graham.
So the way I see this playing out,
this is almost like me pitching it to you live on the radio
and everyone involved listening to this.
Go ahead.
This is kind of the pitch session we're doing here for it.
It's a Bobby Graham.
So enter Wayne.
Wayne comes in the line.
He's going to then talk to us,
kind of give us a little backstory about himself and his wife.
He is outside the house,
kind of doing like a publisher's clearing a house kind of thing.
And he's going to then bum rush his wife inside the house
and surprise her with his birthday gift.
Which is why I call it.
It's a Bobby.
So Wayne's in the line right now.
Hello, Wayne.
Hey, Bobby.
How are you?
What's up?
Wayne, you having a good day?
Man, I'm having a real...
This is really exciting.
My wife, I'm a big fan of years, and just give you a little background.
We were, our youngest son is going to move them out there about a month ago.
Lo and behold, you're syndicated out there, and it just made her day.
She was able to hear the Bobby Bowdo show while we were in Colorado.
I appreciate that.
Well, so what I'm understanding, Wayne, is that we're about to.
do something called a Bobby Graham.
Okay.
This is where Wayne, this is where you run into the house and hand the phone to your wife and bum rush her and kind of a surprise her with this gift of her.
Do this. Wayne, go up to her and say, hey, someone's on the phone and want to talk to you.
And don't tell her it's me. Okay. And let me talk with her until she can guess who it is. Okay.
You got it. I'm heading out way right now.
Wayne's walking in the house.
Bumrushing her. As we speak. Let's not bum rush anybody.
Yeah, that was a little of a harsh word. I'm sorry about that choice of.
Cuba's like, put a bag overhead, throwing the back of the van.
Drive her down.
I was like, about to happen.
Get the van.
Hello?
Hey, who's this?
This is Annette.
Well, I'm just so happy to talk with you.
Well, good.
Who is this?
Let's play a game, because I'm someone in your life, and I guess you don't recognize my voice.
But I'm someone in your life.
Who am I, guess number one?
Is it Daniel?
It is.
Yes, it is.
It's not Daniel.
It's not Daniel.
Okay.
It's about to your...
Yeah, that would be it.
Okay.
It's about to be your birthday.
and I hear that you have a son that you're so proud of that's in the military.
Yeah.
And so you go to where, is he in school?
Is that what it was?
Or he's just stationed there?
Stationed in Colorado.
You go to where he's stationed there in Colorado.
And I, in a way, am in Colorado every single morning.
Come on.
Come on, Annette.
You can do this.
You're in Colorado every morning.
Well, here's the thing, Annette.
I'm not physically there every morning.
I'm there sometimes, but I'm not physically there every morning.
but I am, my presence is in Colorado in Denver.
Bobby Bonn?
Yes, that's it.
Oh, my God.
Bobby Bonn?
It is, Annette.
How are you?
Oh, my Lord.
Like, I love you.
Oh, thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
Hey, so, first of all, let's talk about this son of yours that you're so proud of.
How does he make you feel out there?
Oh, very proud.
He hasn't been there long, but he makes me very proud.
Okay, good for you.
And then your other kid, how old and where are they?
Peyton, he's almost 25.
He's in Nashville.
Okay.
where that's that's where I am and so we've never met but your husband lined this whole thing up and
I just wanted to tell you happy birthday I'm just such a big fan of your husband he's the greatest guy
ever met my whole life like sometimes we just talk all night on the phone and it's a real just so you know
he's my guy's been secretly keeping this from you um but happy birthday yeah right well I enjoy listening
to you every morning I love your show I'm excited that you're in Colorado Springs I told Brandon as soon
when we were out there and I said I got the ball of
Boney Bowles show. So I just, you
bring such joy to so many people and y'all
are so positive and I love everything that you do.
Well, that's very. And I'm happy for you and Caitlin.
Thank you very much. Very kind. I can't wait until this
nutty pandemic's over and I can meet you in person, but I hope your birthday's
amazing. Thank you.
All right. Bye, Annette.
Bye-bye.
Brought you by Scoob's Steve.
Is Wayne still there?
Yes. I'm there.
Wayne, how'd that go?
I thought it went fantastic.
I really tried to put you over.
I acted like you and I are best friends
and we talk every night.
I don't feel like she believed that.
Well, she knows better.
Okay.
Well, I hope that she liked it.
I appreciate you calling us
and hopefully I'll see you out and about soon.
Hey, thank you all so much.
All right, there he is.
Wayne Annette.
What a lovely couple.
It's a Bobby Graham.
It's a Bobby.
Oh, good job, Scoobo Steve.
Hey, good job, Scoob, Steve.
Nice job.
I appreciate you guys to make me employee the month.
You guys are actually the real winner, so I really appreciate this.
Wow, he's so giving.
Maybe he'll be in play the month again for this second.
Exactly.
Here's a voicemail we got last night.
Morning studio.
I was just calling because I wanted to know a lunchbox question.
I wanted to know what he does with all the coins that he's doing for his coin challenge.
Is he giving them to his kids?
Is he collecting them in a container for a future purchase or something?
at very curious.
And if you clean the coins before he brings them into the house or puts them anywhere,
they do the same rotting.
All right.
You can do Coin Challenge on Instagram?
Yeah.
Every time I find a coin in public, I put it on Instagram, and I call it the Coin Challenge.
And I start January 1st of every year, and I put them in a jar.
And then at the end of the year, I add up how much I had.
Like last year, I got like $42 in coins just walking around, like at the grocery store,
walking the neighborhood.
And last year I bought something with it.
I don't even know what.
This year I haven't decided what I'm going to do with it.
But the coin jar this year is really low because I'm not really going anywhere.
But I don't clean the coins.
No.
You just pick them up and you put them in the jar.
And now my kid is starting to show interest in money.
So maybe I had to put him in his piggy bank because he's like, penny, penny.
And he wants to hold the penny.
And I'm like, ooh.
Is he going to be money hungry like his dad?
Well, I'm trying to teach him that, you know what?
When you see money, you go get it.
Like if it's underneath a car, you get down on all.
fours and you get underneath that car and get it. Like we were walking the other day and I just
happened to stop to tie my shoe and I look and I'm like oh there's a penny under there and I couldn't
reach it. I sent him under the car to get it. Are you teaching him that money is the most important
thing? Yeah. And I teach like he's like he has a nickel in his hand and he's like,
penny! And I'm like, that is a nickel. It's five times more valuable than that other one
in your other hand. And I try to teach him that you want more nickels than you do pennies.
What did you say you love more than your wife? Playing soccer. Okay, it wasn't money.
But it should have been money too. So I guess my
My wife moves down the list.
Wow.
Number three.
I mean, everybody loves their money more than their significant other.
What?
Without money, you couldn't have a significant other.
That's not true.
Okay.
Be broke and see if she's going to be with you.
Not be able to pay the bill.
See if she's going to stay around.
So that's why your wife is with you.
For your money.
She would not be with me if I couldn't afford to put a roof over our head.
No chance.
You don't think she would work and let you stay home?
No.
Well, I mean, she might.
But I'm saying money, you have to have money to have anything.
Like if I couldn't buy her a dinner sometime, she ain't going to be with me.
If I couldn't drive a car to go pick her up on a date, she ain't going to be with you.
Hey, I'll be over.
I'm going to come over on the bus and pick you up and we're going to go.
That's what some people do that.
Yes.
Yeah.
And are they still with their person?
Probably.
I actually saw the cutest homeless couple standing together and they looked so in love.
And they look like they barely had anything lunchbox.
Okay.
I don't think money is more important than everything.
It definitely has a need.
There's a need.
I'm not walking down this.
I'm done.
I'm not arguing this.
This is the dumbest argument ever.
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of stories. So a babysitter was watching after these kids. The mom left. It was her first time
caring for them, so she didn't know a lot about the family. Well, the mom never said, we're vegetarian.
So when the kids asked for a happy meal full of chicken nuggets, the babysitter bought it for the kids.
Then the mom came home and found out, and now she wants the babysitter to pay her emotional support
money for feeding her kids meat. If the mom didn't give restrictions, which by the way is weird,
that there's a new babysitter
and you don't give all the needed restriction?
That's weird.
This mom needs to shut her mouth.
Yeah, the babysitter said she kicked me out without paying me
and then later texted me saying
that I needed to pay her $430 per kid
for the emotional damage I've caused them.
If not, she'd take me to court.
What a weird number to come up with too.
Like I was doing the math to her
and it'd be about 4.30 per go.
Brandon needs 430.
She must have a bill that's $860 that she needs to pay right now.
What kind of, oh, you mean just a general?
General Bill. That's funny. All right else.
So I have the best country songs about traveling.
You know, Thanksgiving is on Thursday.
So ranker.com put together the list of songs you can listen to.
Maybe if you're hitting the road.
Is Chris Dapleton Traveler?
That's his record.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'll just tell you everybody on here is old school.
Okay, go ahead. Number five.
Pretty good. Johnny Cash, I've been everywhere.
I've been everywhere.
Ray, you know this? Go ahead.
See if he still knows it.
Where man?
Cross the deserts wear man.
Cross deserts man.
I love my land.
I've been everywhere.
He's got it.
See if he knows this part.
You know Jennifer.
John O'Roe Vandong.
No, he does.
He sure doesn't.
All right.
Number four?
Roger Miller, King of the Road.
Oh, good.
Don't get.
Seems by no means.
King of the Road.
All right.
The highwaymen and their song, Highwayman.
Highwayman.
Ground and a road
At number two, John Denver
Take Me Home Country Roads
Oh, Jam, come on.
Take me home.
And then at number one
Seems obvious.
Willie Nelson on the road again.
Of course.
So obvious, I didn't even think about it.
Oh, really?
I have to say the honorable mention,
which came in at number six
because it's my favorite
George Strait Amarillo by morning.
This is a traveling song?
That he's driving.
I know what he's trying to do.
He's got to get to Amarillo back.
You don't have to explain it to me.
All right.
But that means any song
going anywhere is traveling.
It's just what I
I know what this song is.
Because he's got to get there by morning.
Right, yes.
What else, Amy?
Okay, do you hide a secret stash of money
from your partner?
I actually say, here's my money.
Please go, and she's like, I have plenty
money. I don't need your money.
Well, 37% of people
say that they have a secret stash of money
to hide from their partner, and they're hiding
an average of $2,06.
The main reasons
for these stashes are they worry about
debt. They believe that they're spending too much. They believe you're spending too much,
not knowing how much to save each month makes them nervous and then decisions about major purchases.
So those are what couples argue about? So they're like, I'm just going to put my money in a safe
place for a rainy day. And how do you feel about that? I don't, I mean, I guess it's okay.
I feel like any hiding of anything probably shouldn't. If you work and have your own money,
maybe it's okay if you want to keep something. Maybe they don't have to. If you tell them you're going to keep
something. Right. You, they don't. They don't.
don't have to have access to it or know how much is in it or anything and it's your business,
what you do with it?
Slippery Slope.
As a wedding and a marriage expert, slippery slope.
I agree.
Amy, is that it?
Yeah, maybe that's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Say home it's something good.
James and Clarissa bought their dream home in South Carolina.
They move in.
They're all excited.
And they're like, oh, man, there's this hidden drawer.
the closet and they open it up and they find 50 gold and silver coins and they're like, oh my gosh,
what do we do with them? They get them valued. They're $15,000 in value. Can you imagine just
finding $15,000? And then where do you hide it to make sure nobody steals it? It was already in
the secret compartment. It was a hidden drawer that was built into the wall that the people, the previous
owners had lived there for 32 years, had forgotten about. And they're like, what do we do with these
coins? They called the old owners and gave them back.
Good for them.
Oh, that's awesome.
I mean,
all right.
It's your story.
Why are you getting mad at your own story?
Here's the thing.
Like, if they have $15,000 worth of coins they forgot about, they don't really need them.
Unless they lost them.
They put them in the drawer.
They didn't know a secret.
So you would return them?
Yes.
I'm going to, Amy, I'm not going to call you out.
She found the diamond to her new house.
She didn't turn it back.
No, it was a diamond earring, and I'm pretty sure it was like fake.
I haven't done anything with it.
No, I still have it.
You did chop her into work this morning.
I still have it.
I haven't kept it.
I'm not going to do anything with it.
But for your sake, I'll get it appraised.
Yeah, do that.
Please.
That'll be awesome.
All right, lunchbox, great story.
Do like they returned it.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Here are your big three songs and country music this week.
Blake and Gwen at number three with Happy Anywhere.
At number two, Russell Dickerson.
Love You Like I Used to.
It's a former two-week number one.
There's Russell Dickerson right there.
At number one, Morgan Wallin, more than my hometown.
That is his fourth number one in a row.
That's seven summers will be a next number one for him.
It's in the 20s right now.
Yeah, I like that song.
That's a jam too.
Number one pop song right now is from 24K Golden Mood.
And your number one hip-hop song is from Internet Money.
It's called Lemonade.
And the number one song to Stanley My Bulldog is the dog song that the food company made.
Here you go.
What was this called?
Raise the roof.
Raise the wolf.
Her wolf.
Yeah.
Raise the...
Turn it up.
Oh, there we go.
That's the beat dropping.
Drop the beat.
So good.
Let's go over and get Amy's joke.
The morning corny.
What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casserole.
Okay.
That was the morning corny.
On the phone right now is Stu in Maryland.
Stu, what's going on?
Hey, Bobby, how's it going?
Pretty good, man.
What can I do for you?
Yeah, so I wanted to call to see if I can get some.
advice on how to lose weight. It's Bobby Bones, world-class advice giver. I'm ready, Stu. What do you need?
All right. So I went to a doctor the other day, and I've been having a lot of back issues. And he said
the number one problem is because I'm overweight. And he said, I need to lose about 100 pounds in order
for my back and my health to be better. Do you have any advice on how to lose weight in a proper way and a
healthy way? Absolutely, I do, Stu. The best thing you
about being a world-class advice giver is that sometimes you know you don't have the best advice,
but you know someone that does. Now, I'd like to put Mike D on the air with you because Mike D has lost
100 pounds and in a healthy way. Mike D, what would you like to tell Stu? I would say the first thing
that really helped me was cutting out soda and excess sugar. Like, just by cutting out soda alone,
I lost 30 pounds. 30 pounds, Stu. 30% of your goal just by not drinking soda and cutting out
all that sugar. Okay. Secondly. And then I...
I would say start small with something like walking.
That's all I did.
I could try to walk like maybe 20, 30 minutes a day.
And then eventually I got up to where I could run a little bit,
but it all started with walking.
Stu, for you, it's not going to be losing 100 pounds in a month.
It's going to be realizing that it is a long-term goal.
And the way to get to long-term goals is by very short paths.
So every day it's doing something just a little bit.
Until you can do, every day you do something in the middle bit.
Until you do every day and you got, oh, I'm actually well-conditioned for this.
Because the worst thing's going to happen is
you're going to go out, try to change your lifestyle,
you're going to be so sore the next day,
you're not going to want to do it anymore.
Or you're going to injure yourself and not want to do it anymore, right?
Yeah, because I failed many times before trying to lose weight
because I would try to change everything all at once.
It's the little changes.
So cut sugar, which is tough to do, by the way.
It's hard.
Let's not just gloss over that.
But you can lose 30 pounds by just cutting sugar.
Secondly, walk and start some sort of slow movement.
What else, Mike?
I'd say just stick with it.
set some kind of goal you want to set each month that you want to hit and then just keep going
adding on to that.
Mostly, Stu, just know that you can do it.
It absolutely isn't unattainable.
And I don't say that as someone who's a big goal guy, but, I mean, Mike D did it, change his
whole life.
It didn't happen in a month.
How long it take you to lose 100 pounds?
A year.
It took you a year.
But here's the thing.
If you don't do it now, in a year from now, you're going to go, dang, I still have to lose
100 pounds.
And you could have already done it by then.
So you got this, Stu.
You got put your goals on your
Lock screen and your phone.
So you see them all the time.
There are reasons people put goals on their refrigerator
so they see them all the time and they're reminded of them.
We have faith in you, Stu.
You can do this.
How do you feel?
I feel better now that I got some advice from someone who actually has lost a lot of the weight
and from you too.
I mean, I really do appreciate everything.
You got this, bud.
I hope you.
I'll start to stay and start my goals.
And if you can afford it,
occasionally get yourself a new shirt,
new workout pair of shorts or shirt,
because you're always motivated to exercise
or whatever, if you have a new
clothes to do it in. Yeah, I just got new gear.
It still helps out. So you're always like, oh, this is fun.
I get to go wear this. So,
have at it. Good luck.
Check in with us in a few months. Let us know how it's going, okay?
Yes, sir. I appreciate it.
All right, there he is. There is Stu in Maryland.
Go get on, bud.
It's Bobby Bones, world-class advice giver.
And Mike.
All right, lunch, fox, what happened?
So we took my son to get his first.
haircut. He's two and a half years old.
Never had a haircut. So we look up this
place and it's like a kid's place. All excited.
Get there and it says only
one parent inside. Okay. So my
wife goes in. They walk in.
They start going towards the back and like, okay,
they pass the airplane chair,
the fire truck chair, the monster
truck chair. And the lady
puts him in a pink car.
Like a little
girl's seat.
Amy, why are you already? Did she think
he was a little girl maybe? No.
No, because we, when you fill it out, you say, oh, here's my son and this is, he's coming to get his haircut, first haircut, and you put his name down.
And I mean, of all the things, you could have put him in the fighter jet, the monster truck.
No, she puts him in a pink, like princess car to get his first haircut.
Like, sorry, but once you do that, what are you telling him?
Hey, you're a little girl.
We're going to put you in this pink little car.
So I'm standing outside just going, are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
And I'm texting my wife, but she's, of course, too busy taking pictures and videos and not paying attention to her phone.
And so when it was time to tip, got a less of a tip.
You can't put the boy in the girl car when all those other ones are open.
Put him in the monster truck.
Put him in the ambulance.
Put him in the fire truck.
I don't care, police car, anything, but the pink little girl car.
I'm looking at the picture.
Yeah, you see the pink little little.
little car. You see the hair? It looks like a girl. Yeah. The hair looks like a girl. Yeah, I think they
probably thought. I think they thought your son was a girl. Honest mistake. Yeah. No, no. When
checking in said, we are here for my son's first haircut. That is what you say. Oh yeah, do you
have a reservation? You have this time? Oh yeah, here you are. And they walked her on back and I had to go
back outside. And they put him in the pink car. That, you want to talk about putting a damper on the
whole experience? Like you want it to be all exciting and proud. Like, oh, look at him.
He's in a monster truck getting his haircut. No, he's in a little pink car getting his haircut.
So how did it affect your son though? Because that's important. Did it? It didn't. Because
your son were the ones that impose the color thing on kids and it was imposed on us. Like, what was it? In the 20s,
pink was masculine. I think men, men wore red and little boys were pink. It's like the lighter version.
anymore.
We are 2020.
Exactly.
Well, I'm looking at the pictures of your son.
I definitely could see that people would
think he looks like a girl.
No, sometimes people, when we're out on walks,
they'd be like, oh, she has pretty hair.
Exactly.
His hair is down to the middle of his back.
Middle of his back.
Not anymore, though.
But the fact that she put him in the pink car...
How much you tip her less?
I cut it in half.
So you would have tipped her the percentage of what?
I was going to tip her $8 because it was
a lot of hair and it was a kid's haircut and they didn't seem very busy. But once
got put in the pink car, four bucks. You couldn't just give her the extra $4 and say,
hey, is there any chance next time we can get one of the, you know, he likes trucks. Maybe we'll
put him in the truck next time. Yeah, I mean, put him in the tractor. He loves tractors.
Why not put him in the tractor chair? No, we're going to put him in the pink. I mean, all the
chairs are open and you put them in the pink one. How, I mean, it's just, I'm sorry, Eddie,
you would be mad to. Eddie, you have four boys. What? What? Yeah, what?
It's no big deal.
Oh, come on.
And maybe this is her only chair that she has.
Yeah.
This is Eddie that wouldn't buy his boy, the pink bike.
Remember.
That's true.
I had the option.
Oh, good point.
I got shamed by that person.
I'm just saying this could be her.
I have friends that do hair.
They own, some of them only have certain chairs they can use.
Or they rent a chair.
Yes.
What if she only has the pink one?
Then say, hey, I only have the pink chair.
Would you like to wait for another stylist?
Absolutely we would.
I think maybe, or she's the one that has the pink chair that gets the girls that come in.
and they thought a girl came in.
Eddie, what were you going to say?
Just like, I think it's an honest mistake.
It's not a big deal.
I mean, not worth taking the tip away.
It's okay.
But isn't it a mistake?
A haircut looks fine.
There we go.
He looks good.
I just don't like classifying it as a mistake.
I wish I had a pink shirt.
Because as a, if a mom took her daughter in there for a haircut
and put her in the fighter jet or the tank, like,
that's awesome.
women can be fighter pilots and tank operators?
Yes.
Yeah, how many guys you see driving a pink car?
Not very many. Exactly.
I would.
When I short from Mary Kay, I always wanted one.
Pink Cadillac.
Ugh, so frustrating.
And as a dad, it took away from the moment.
Not a good move to not tip her.
Oh, I thought you're going to say not a good move.
But not a good move to put it in the pink car, right?
Who cares?
Who cares? The kid didn't have the difference.
Yeah.
Kid had no idea.
So happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
Almost there.
We're going to play the Happy Thanksgiving game.
with country artists.
You just have to name the artist
who is saying happy Thanksgiving.
Here you go.
Wishing you a very happy Thanksgiving.
Oh, that's easy.
Hold on.
Let me hear it.
I don't know that one.
You don't?
Hold on.
Wishing you a very happy Thanksgiving.
I don't know what you are.
Come on.
Come on, guys.
Wishing you a very happy Thanksgiving.
Here, can I give you a hint?
Yes.
Backward hat?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I still don't get it.
Rock climbing.
Oh, that's Kip?
Yeah, that's Kip.
Do that again.
Wishing you a very happy Thanksgiving.
That's Kim Moore.
We'll play that game next.
Are you playing?
No, I'm going to host it.
Is it right?
You want to do another one?
Go ahead.
I hope y'all have a ver.
Happy Thanksgiving out there.
What?
Oh, got it.
I hope y'all have a ver.
Happy Thanksgiving out there.
Come on, guys.
Who says verre?
Trace Atkins?
No.
I hope you all have a ver.
Happy Thanksgiving out there.
Randy Travis.
No.
Ray, who is that?
Oh, Alan Jackson.
Oh, I'm a tough.
Wow.
All right.
We'll play that game.
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obviously we all want you guys have a very happy
Thanksgiving
so I have a bunch of clips of country artists
wishing people a happy
Thanksgiving just name
the country artist
okay
clip number one is
very easy. You don't even have to
write it down. Here you go. Wishing you a happy
Thanksgiving. Oh, that's easy. Easy's pie.
All right. One, two, three.
Lou Ryan. Nice.
Are they all going to be that easy? No.
They'll get a little harder as we go.
Next up, name this one.
Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.
Oh, Amy's struggling already. Really? Amy.
Come on, Amy.
Y'all are not?
No, it's easy as pie.
Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.
Okay. Amy, who do you have?
Carrie Underwood?
Lunchbox?
Mm-hmm.
Carry Underwood.
What?
Eddie?
That's Carrie.
Yeah, there you go.
Next up, which country artist is wishing us happy Thanksgiving?
Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.
Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.
Very aggressive.
Yeah, he comes hard, doesn't he?
Yeah, a little bit.
Amy?
Darius Rucker.
Lunchbox?
Darius Rucker.
Eddie?
Darius Rucker.
Nice.
Next up.
Who is it?
Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.
Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.
Amy?
Kane Brown.
Linesbark?
I didn't write that down yet.
That did.
We played it three times.
Come on.
At the end of the third clip,
you already asked for answers.
Eddie?
Kane Brown.
Have it written down, too.
Do we want to give that one to him or no?
No, he didn't even guess.
Well, I didn't have a chance to.
I literally was like this.
All right, we'll let him keep going.
So he doesn't get the point, but he keeps going.
No, he keeps going.
Okay.
If you miss it, you're eliminated.
Right.
All right, next up.
Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.
Oh, I'm going to hear that again.
Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.
Yeah.
I have no idea.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.
I almost got that one wrong.
Who's that, Amy?
I don't know, Jason Aldean.
Nope.
Lunchbox?
That's the chief.
That's the chief.
I never know him.
You know what?
You get one free pass.
You say in the game.
Oh, thank you.
We rarely hear him talk.
So, Bones, does that mean I can get one wrong and I'm still in it?
Nah.
Not you.
Not you.
Okay.
Yeah.
We're done.
We're done with that game.
All the freebies are gone.
Next up.
Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.
Can you name that country artists?
Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, man.
I don't know this one.
I need that freebie.
Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.
You guys want to know who that is?
No.
That's a tough one.
Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.
Oh, oh, I'm changing.
I got it.
Like when she says wishing you, I feel like I know it is.
But when she says, Thanksgiving, it doesn't sound like her.
Really?
Oh yeah, it's her, Amy.
Amy, who you have?
No, no, no, no.
Do you saw my answer?
I didn't see your answer?
You changed.
Good thing you guys are so competitive, but this is for a scholarship.
I play this one more time.
Is it?
Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.
Say it one more time.
Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.
Lunchbox did you have?
Well, I had Casey Musgraves, crossed her out, and I went with the new mom, Marin Morris.
Yeah, he saw my answer.
Oh, boo.
Is that what it is?
Eddie?
I have Marin Morris.
You think you saw your answer?
Yes, absolutely.
Amy?
Dang it.
Miranda.
Oh, no, that's not yet.
That was my first guess.
Okay.
It's Mary Morris.
Let's do another one.
Name this one.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Amy, you're out.
You can put your pen down.
Amy's dialed in there.
Happy Thanksgiving.
And I know it.
Amy.
You have to write something.
Lunch.
Eddie.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Don't be mad because I'm getting things right, Eddie.
Lunchbox.
It's Dirk's Bentley.
Eddie?
Dirk's.
Nice.
I'm getting drunk on a plane.
All right, next one.
Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.
Woo!
I love that one.
Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.
All right.
You got it?
Yeah, Eddie.
You want to see my answer?
Nope.
Lunch what you have?
George Strait.
Eddie?
George Strait.
Wow.
The hospitality on my left is just unreal.
Like, I don't know where it's coming from.
I mean, I'm convinced he cheated.
Off of Kane Brown?
Yes.
No, no.
Merrim.
No, Merrim.
No, Mary Moore's looking at my answer.
Eddie. I will swear on everything I own.
I did not see your answer.
When Amy said, oh, it's
sounds like her, but when she says it's different, it changed my mind.
Okay.
Hey, so, sudden death now, guys?
Okay.
If he wins, I've had enough of you, too.
So, we're going to play it.
Buzz in with your name.
Okay.
Ready, here we go.
Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving.
Eddie.
Eddie.
That is Luke Combs.
Correct.
Tinket!
Wishing you lunch, lunch, walks, a happy Thanksgiving.
Tinket.
Woo!
Yeah.
And you have a thap now.
What are you thinking about that, Eddie?
All bones.
That's great.
That's what I needed for Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving.
I wish you a happy Thanksgiving.
Because the one thing I hate is people cheat, you know, and then they rub it in your face.
And, dude, you know what?
There was no cheating whatsoever.
I don't cheat to win.
Okay.
I don't need to cheat to win.
Fun game bones.
Thank you.
All I know is I hear that George straight clip and I'm like, man, if we could have had this job 25 years ago.
Well, then we'd be.
Then we'd be night.
Yeah, we'd be dead.
Yeah.
And he was like, if we could just be about to die, this would be amazing.
Or if George was still in it and wanting to come in like Garth, you know.
But George didn't live here.
I know.
But you know what?
I make fun of you, but I think about that with Johnny Cash.
Like I wish he was coming in on Friday.
You know how I do that with?
We get to interact with and we missed the George Strait boat.
Yeah.
What?
I mean, I think about that with like George Washington.
Like if he would have been back in the day, like we would have been a lot, we would have met him.
That would be so cool.
For me, it's like if King Tut were only away.
Wow.
See, that's what I'm saying.
Now you're making fun of us.
I mean, at least the George thing was realistic.
No, no, no, but if I could just have five minutes with Genghis Khan.
You'd beat your butt, dude.
All right, haters.
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Tell me something good.
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That's awesome.
No, we don't touch.
Really?
Yeah.
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Right.
I mean, we try to just do it as protocol, like they've said.
You don't put yourself in a trash bag and do that?
Because I think I would.
Maybe I will.
I hadn't really thought of that.
But we try to follow the rules.
That's a great story.
That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
Amy, your daughter wants to play the lottery now?
Yeah, I don't know where she heard about it, but she realized, like, you could spend a dollar or two, and suddenly, boom, win a million dollars.
So she has her own money, but she told me she's not old enough to play, so she would like for me to buy the tickets for her so she can play.
And that's her choice, and she's wondering if I will help her out.
Will you help her out?
I mean, we don't, I feel like it's a waste of money, and I want to teach.
her that that's not a wise investment.
It's not a good way to spend her money.
What if she's spending it for entertainment, though?
Right.
Because if you're spending a dollar and you're having a dollar worth of fun.
Yeah.
Does that make me her...
Is that legal?
I mean, I know my parents, when I was little, they'd buy me lottery tickets and I'd get to scratch
them, or...
So I guess it's fine.
But I don't really want her to spend that money, her money that way.
But if it's a dollar here, dollar there, I guess I'll do it.
Would you rather spend a dollar on candy or a dollar on a dollar lottery ticket?
I mean, true.
So...
Which one?
And we could...
Well, here's the thing, though.
I get half of the winnings.
Sure.
Says who?
What?
I'm just wondering, what's my role in this?
I'm the one that's buying her the tickets.
You're her mom, yeah.
I make a deal with her.
If you win, I get half.
That's insane.
No, no, no, no.
But, boy, she's the mom.
She can do that.
Why is that?
Because if she wins $10, you're going to take $5 of her money?
Yes.
That's crazy.
It's her money.
She's gambling, though.
She's 13.
Okay, so I would say, if you want to let her play the lottery,
let her play the lottery, right?
I wouldn't say take half her money.
Okay, how much do I take?
I would say you take none
unless it's over $1,000
and then you're going to take
20%. If she wins 50 bucks, you don't take it.
Because like, Bones, what if she wins
like a million dollars and you don't have these rules
and she's like, see you mom? Like, boom, got a million, I do whatever I want.
It's in the mom's name, right? Because the mom had to cash in the ticket
so she could put it in college fund.
Oh.
Right.
Okay. Okay. I will be taking a percentage, but I don't know yet what that will look like.
Can I get her lottery tickets for Christmas?
Sure.
Oh, yes. Get her addicted. That's a good job, Bobby. She's going to be really phoenix.
I'm going to get her one of those fake ones where it looks like you.
Oh, no. That is awesome. She will not know the difference. She will not be able to tell that that's not real.
Mom, I'm out of here. She leaves. She packs her bags.
No, no, no. Eddie, would you let your kids, my lottery tickets?
Yeah. Like we gamble already on games.
Like I help, they help me pick parlay games.
So they love gambling. They love the idea of like Amy said, put a dollar on it and you can win up to a thousand.
Yeah, that's fine.
So they use their own money though?
No, no, no. Dad's money.
Do you let them use their own money if they had it?
I wouldn't advise them to.
But you got to understand the lottery system's pretty cool.
Like the money that goes to the lottery is education.
And there, I haven't found out that our state has a thousand dollar scholarship if you just apply.
Straight from the lottery.
That's pretty cool.
Wait, if you apply, you get it automatically?
Automatically.
All you have to do is apply?
All you have to do is apply.
That's how much money the lottery in our state has.
That seems a little aggressive on just apply.
Maybe I shouldn't have said it on the radio because then that'll change.
Or maybe you misunderstood and there's something a little bit more in depth about that?
Because that seems, they're like sign your name right here.
Lunchbox is going to apply right now for the lottery scholars.
I'm going to dot gov right now.
I typed in Tennessee lottery win.
So it does go to something good.
Is that how you justify it?
whenever you buy a lottery ticket
you're like, oh, I'm making my donation to education.
Absolutely. What did you say, Mike?
Certain colleges.
Sure. Pretty good. Yeah, that's pretty good.
I mean, university, all the big schools are on here.
State schools. That's awesome.
Okay, so your daughter can play. I have no problem with it, Eddie?
No problem with it. Lunchbox, obviously, doesn't.
That's how I got started. My dad buying me lottery tickets,
but my dad would never take a percentage. That is just highway robbery.
But what if it's a big amount?
Doesn't matter. She's the one that took the chance with.
With her money, you weren't willing to take that risk so you don't get rewarded.
But I was the one that went and bought it for her.
I just felt like that's fair.
Well, what's fair, whatever you decide, you're the mom and it's in your name.
Okay.
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I'm fascinated with Tiffany's everyday objects.
All I knew from Tiffany's was it was a store in the movies.
Wasn't even for sure it was a real store.
But it is, right?
Yes.
And so they have this everyday object section on their website.
And I brought up the 18-carat paper clip that was $1,800.
One paper clip, $1,800.
Crazy.
By the way, if you want to get it on sale, it is on sale now for $1,500.
Oh, great.
Clearance.
One paper clip costs $1,500.
Who in the world would buy that?
Ridic.
And if you did buy it, the only reason to have it is to tell people you have it.
So you'd have to tell everyone you have it, right?
Yeah.
I pulled some of the other items from the section.
See if you can guess how much they go for.
I'll give you the amount, Amy, you say over or under.
Okay.
There's a, they're called bone china paper cups.
Inspired by the paper coffee cups used in the Tiffany stores,
it's two cups crafted in luxurious bone china.
Amy, they're tiny cups.
They look like the cups you'd pull out from a,
what's a little dispenser called?
Oh.
Like the water cooler?
Solo cups.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Yeah, there are two of them, over under $100.
Over.
$125 for the set of two.
Well, that wasn't very fun.
Well, but are they are paper or they're...
They're like the...
They mimic the paper.
Mostly mimic, but they're really small.
Okay, next up.
A sterling silver crazy straw.
You guys remember the crazy straws with all the circles and zigzagged used to do...
It goes to all that...
Designed in sterling silver.
With a Tiffany blue enamel accent, this whimsical straw is fun and festive.
It'd be a great addition to your home.
Is the straw over or under $250?
Under.
For a straw.
It's under.
It's $275.
He keeps getting you.
That's nuts.
It's just a straw?
And it's not even that whimsical.
Oh my gosh.
It's barely even crazy, Eddie.
It only has a couple turns.
For that kind of money, I want the roller coaster of death.
Loop-thony-loops.
A sterling silver protractor.
You know what a protractor is?
Yes, I used them in school, like...
From back in the day.
Right. Designed in a sterling silver with a Tiffany blue enamel accent, American walnut.
This protractor, I mean, it looks like a protractor is straight on the bottom, then the arch on the top.
God, it's like a ruler.
Like a half moon.
Yes, yes.
Nice. Over or under $350.
Under.
Over $500 for a protractor.
Nuts. And you can get it engraved.
Oh, great. For an extra what?
Thousand.
How about a sterling silver clothespin from Tiffany's?
It can be used to display photos or momentous occasions.
It is a whimsical edition of the home.
I love these.
That's their word.
Over or under $500 for a single clothespin.
I mean, if the people are,
Paperclip is $1,500.
Shoot, I'm going to go over.
The close pin is $525.
There are tennis paddles.
I'm just going to read you this one.
It's two table tennis paddles.
Like ping pong paddles.
$700 for the set.
They don't even look expensive.
And they're really usable?
And those things break easy, too.
A sterling silver mini folding chair.
$975.
Wait, how much are the ping pong paddles?
700.
Oh, okay.
A travel poker set.
Everything needed for poker on the go.
This travel poker set is a whimsical and luxurious take on the classic game.
Over under $2,000.
Man, you can take it with you on the go.
Over.
$2,750.
I'm just starting to say over because that's the theme.
I'm doing over on all of them.
You haven't noticed?
Yes.
Yeah.
mesh scarf necklace.
It's 18-carat gold.
Oh, wow. It's probably a lot.
It doesn't look like
there's much to it, but it costs
$28,000.
Yeah.
Wimcical?
The word whimsical is not written in this one.
But if you go to the Tiffany's website,
you can see how crazy, ridiculous all this stuff is.
And again, why would you buy this?
People do buy them, though, obviously. It wouldn't be up there.
Would you like to have this stuff, lunchbox?
Yes, just to show it off.
I mean, just imagine if you go somewhere
or someone walks in your house and you're able to show them off
the little paper cut you want to cup.
This is from Tiffany's little, they only cost $1,000.
Yeah, but people would do that.
You would have no friends.
Yeah, that would.
Because people would want to be around cool stuff like that.
Do you think people want to be around people with cool stuff?
Yes.
Why do you think rich people have friends?
All right.
They can't be good people?
I mean, sure.
But would you rather go to someone that has a trampoline, a pool,
a hot tub, a slide into the pool,
and Tiffany Cups, or are you going to go to the guy down here that has a tree branch and you get to swing off of that?
I mean, come on.
Well, it depends how fun the guy is.
Right.
Morgan number two, are you dating anybody yet?
Nothing serious, but I do have some prospects for the first time in a while.
Is that because of the dating apps?
A few are, yeah, but there's one that isn't.
Really?
A few, and then there's another?
Wow, talk about prospects.
Wow, you know, peaks and valleys.
She got a whole farm club down there.
So you have four guys?
No, not four.
I'm three.
She's going to go higher.
So you have three guys.
And they're all very, very new.
So very, very new.
They're all very nude?
New.
New.
So you meet two of them on an app.
Which app?
A bumble.
Okay, and you meet the other one?
I actually met him through my dentist.
He's like their medical sales guy and they're basically setting us up on a blind date.
Nice.
So you haven't been out with him yet?
No.
Not yet.
Have you seen what he looks like?
No, we've just exchanged some text messages to set up the date.
But you haven't like searched him on Instagram to find out what they look like?
Not yet.
I'm going to.
I've been waiting.
Let's do it right now.
Do it.
I got to figure out his last name and then I can.
Like that matters.
Back in the day, I would give Morgan the idea that someone's hair color might be this.
You'd be like, I found him right here.
Here's their address.
So, but one of these guys, you were going to go on a second date with him?
Yeah, and I'm being really cautious with COVID and everything going on.
So if I go out with them, it's like a patio date out in the open.
There's no physical things happening.
It's very as safe as it can possibly be, right?
Well, he offered for a second date to rent out a movie theater for me to be really safe.
So I didn't have to be around a bunch of other people.
And I was like, this can't happen.
That's way too much for me.
I can't handle the pressure of you renting out of a movie theater for me.
Wow, that is baller.
Why would you not?
This is where he screwed up.
You just do it.
And you're out on a date.
You're going to someone.
You're like, hey, listen, we're going to the movies, but there's nobody there.
We have a theater.
You don't say, do you, because then she'll go, there's too much pressure.
Yeah, it's awkward.
So not good planning on his part, although, pretty baller move.
Cool move.
So how much does that cost do we know?
I think it only costs like 150 now because they're a lot cheaper the movie theaters are.
And when you say only, you mean, versus what it normally would, because that's a lot to watch.
lot. He's going to pay $150 for a second. He must be into you.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. We ended up going ice skating, so it worked out.
Oh, so you did go on a second date?
We did go on a second date. Would you let a guy buy a theater for you?
I don't think on the second date, I would have felt comfortable with it. But if he had already
presented it the way you did, then I would be like, oh, okay, yeah, I guess we're going to
do this. Is this guy in the lead right now?
There isn't, honestly, they're all on a very level playing field because I don't know any of them
well enough yet. But he's doing, I mean, he's the only one I've gone on a second day with so
far. So he's in the lead in that sense.
Who does he look like? What celebrity?
We'll call him movie guy.
I would probably say Chris Evans.
Dang. Okay.
That's Captain America, right?
Yeah. Wow. How does this guy lose?
Was it Chris Evans? He wanted to give you a theater?
No, no.
To watch his movies?
Oh, man. Theater, empty by yourself? He would have been makeout for sure.
No. You're not kissing these guys?
Nope. Safe. COVID safe, y'all. Until I'm like on maybe third or fourth day and I'm only seeing them, you know, I don't know these guys yet. So.
What does movie guy do for a living about what kind of job? He's a chef.
Wow. This is awesome. I want to marry him. Yeah, I like them already. If I didn't have Caitlin, I would be like, what's up, buddy?
Wow. And at like a place you've eaten that? Um, yes. Mm-hmm. A place we've all eaten at?
Probably a few of us. It's Chipotle. It's Chipotle as it.
It's Pizza Hut.
I knew it.
So the movie guy's a chef.
Wow.
Does he have tattoos?
I always think chefs are cool and they have tattoos.
Yeah.
He's a chef and he looks like Chris Evans with tattoos.
Hey, don't chefs have like crazy hours?
Yes, they work.
Well, they work.
Restaurant hours.
Yeah.
Night.
It's late.
Well, Chris Evans has a lot of tattoos.
We're sure it's not him.
It's not him.
Okay.
I would know if it's Chris Evans.
The other guy.
Yeah.
It does kind of what?
He's medical sales.
So he's got a little money.
Yeah.
And I'm trying to think of what he looks like.
Does he let you see a stethoscope?
He's not a medical professional.
He sells stethoscopes.
Yeah, maybe he does.
No, I think he sells dental equipment.
No, no, that's the other guy.
Yeah, that's the other.
There's another.
Yeah.
There's two medical sales.
She's got doctor medical cells, dental medical cells.
And chef.
And freaking Chris Evans, the chef.
How do you not pick Chris Evans the chef?
Dang.
Yeah, when is he going to cook for you?
Is his food good?
I mean, obviously, have eaten there, but did you like it?
I've seen a lot of pictures of it that looks great.
When you ate there, did you know that he was the guy?
Had no idea.
I mean, he was in the back, you know, cooking.
I wasn't back there.
But how did you meet him?
On a dating app.
Oh, I thought he kept sending extra food out like, oh, here you go.
Have some of this.
Have something.
You're like, what is this?
And the chef came out.
And nobody's in the lead.
Nope.
It's just very level playing field.
I'm trying to be as slow.
as possible and just get to know all of them.
Would you, if tomorrow was Christmas,
buy any of them a Christmas gift, even a small one?
No, not yet.
Way too soon, yeah.
Not even like a utensil set for old.
No, not yet.
Okay. Keep us updated.
I still think the movie theater move was pretty cool.
And that was the chef, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like that guy.
Me too.
I pick the chef.
He's got a good heart, you know?
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