The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Tries To Buy Tim McGraw’s House & Amy Gives Us A Morning Sickness Update

Episode Date: May 3, 2017

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This show. Hey, good morning. It's Winnie. Wednesday. Good morning. Studio! Morning! So, when you wake up in the morning, what do you kind of do to get going? I just start getting ready to get going. I mean, my husband, I press snooze. That doesn't help.

I drink hot lemon water. That's the first thing I do. Does that get you moving? Does that give you energy? I mean, if you're asking if I wake up and do a bunch of push-ups and try to do stuff, nope. What about coffee? Does anyone go, I got to have my coffee when I wake up? That's me.

Eddie, it is? Gotta have my cup of coffee. I always feel like that person's kind of annoying It's like my day doesn't start Like in my coffee Well yeah those t-shirts are kind of annoying And that people say that too Like you know what

Until I get my caffeine Until I get my bucks Don't talk to me Don't talk to me So you're a coffeeer I'm a coffee guy Did you know that back in the day Like 15 years ago

Instead of coffee people drink beer What? That's really That's what's up To get them going in the morning And then they drive to work It's not good I didn't say it was good

I was just reading this story this morning and it was like back in the day most major cities in the United States instead of having a cup of coffee people would have like a bottle of beer a can of beer Very interesting Never heard of that

And 15 years ago was like Like we were adults-ish Yeah and 15 years ago So it's 2017 See like in 2002 I know there were Starbucks But they weren't It wasn't like it as now

Not every corner It wasn't even a thing Like I don't feel like coffee Was a thing then As much Oh really? It's always been around But it was like

Folgers in a can and your grandma would make it Mr. Coffee. And it'd be like, but now there's been so many flavors and so many that it's become a thing. Unicorn Frappuccinoes.

There's all that. So, nobody did the beer 15 years ago? No. Would that even be good to you guys to drink beer in the morning? I'd probably get used to it, yeah, and I'd probably like it.

Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. Ross Henderson is a vet at the Fox Hollow Animal Hospital in Lakewood, Colorado. So Ross works with a lot of shelter animals, and a lot of them have crazy anxiety because of before they were put in the shelter,

what it's like in the shelter, and so he's found a way to deal with the anxiety in the animals. He sings Elvis Presley's Can't Stop Falling in Love. Now here's a clip of him singing to Ruby, one of the shelter's most anxious dogs, and the dog just falls asleep in his lap. He's like shaking. I can't, yeah.

of this. Only food. I want to go to sleep in Ross's lap now. Ross Henderson, I see you. That's awesome. I see you.

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It's this weekend three days away. Welcome to Wednesday show. Do you ever, here, like, start to nod off while you're driving? Like, we've all had those times in our life, right? Yes, absolutely. For me, I used to wake up really early in due maintenance on a golf course, and I fell asleep once driving in my car, woke up at someone's yard. literally in their front yard.

So lucky I didn't crash another house. I've been driving late at night before. What do you do if you start to get sleepy while driving? Amy. Turn up the radio, roll the windows down, I sing loud and let the wind blow. Lunch bikes? Slap myself in the face. Or I stick my head out the window or I put my head real close to the windshield.

Oh, okay. Lean in. What's lean in do? It's focusing. I don't know. I have no idea why, but I know I do it. I would stop the car in do circles and run. run-round sprints and then jump back in the car.

That's where. None of them are really the right answer. You should stop your car to gas station and get coffee or an energy drink. Oh, not slap yourself? I don't think there's a wrong answer because I think we're all different. Number two is turn the music out loud. And number three, which I didn't think about is call a friend. If you can wake someone up or they're awake, talk to them. Oh, like talk to somebody.

And I know we're talking. It's really early in the morning right now. So in case anybody's hearing this, those are the simple steps. But man, I'm going to tell you, I never felt more helpless than wake up in someone's yard. Yeah. And I just drove out of the yard, went to work. I didn't say anything.

I didn't knock on the door. It's probably like four in the morning. I was just like, thank goodness. I could have crashed into their house. Yeah, thank goodness. And I wasn't even texting. Like, I just fell asleep while driving. Yeah.

It's Bobby Balls time. Come on. Bobby Balls. All right, it's Wednesday. We have your positivity right now. Hope you been waiting for it. Time for tell me something good. Let's go.

There's an 11th. year old boy. He's been in the hospital for three months. He had to go on because he had a baseball sized brain tumor. He goes in, they take care of it. Full bill of health. Like, time to go home. He doesn't just go home in the family car. The police come up and they give him a full police escort motorcycles, woo, red lights going, the whole thing. That's cool. Three months in the hospital, brain tumor gone and a police escort home riding in the indie. Shout out. For an 11 year old boy, that's like everything. For me. I would like that from more.

What are you talking of? It's awesome. Amy. So James Waiter is using proceeds from the sale of his children's book to purchase bulletproof vests for dogs and pet oxygen masks, which is the cutest thing ever.

He heard about a story about how a canine dog had been killed in the line of duty because he didn't have the proper, you know, vest. And so he wrote a children's book about a canine dog and all the proceeds go towards saving dogs that work in the police business. That's cool.

Lunchbox. When Aidan was 15 years old, he went and volunteered at the food bank, and he didn't realize how bad a poverty problem they had in their community. So he started raising funds over two years. He raised $109,000 for the food bank. But he's graduating high school and moving on to college. So he's retiring. And his sister, who's 15, is taking over to raise more money.

How about that? Do you order a lot of stuff from Amazon? Yes. More than shop now? Oh, yeah. Like even stuff because at Target, like some stuff I would normally get from Target, but there's no target by my house. I'm like, by the time I eventually drive to Target, I should have just Amazon primed it and I'd have it in two days or I could have it that day or it'd be dropped up in my house or whatever. But have you seen the Amazon vans?

No. They're kind of creepy looking. What happens? They look like the, they look like they're like white vans. Oh, so it looks like a creeper van? Yeah. And then this person like pulls up and I, and they kind of. get out and then they're approaching you because I was outside when I was getting a package,

but I didn't realize it was Amazon. Like I thought the mailman brings Amazon or whatever, but no, they have these white vans they drive around in and they pop out and they come up to you and they're like, try to give you stuff. And I was like, oh, my Amazon package, okay. But at first I was a little creeped out. Did you have a single mustache? No, that would probably would creep me out anymore. That'd have been double. That'd be a rule. If you're driving the creepy Amazon man, no mustaches. Or write Amazon on the side of it. You have a place. You have plenty of money. Most of them do, but this one, the one I saw, did not have, they must have not gotten their decals or they didn't put their decal on that day or something. I don't know.

I saw where that Amazon Echo Dot, which is also called Alexa, too many words and names. Like, the marketplace, like 80% of people are familiar with that. Like, know it at this point, and that's so quick. Like, who has Alexa? Like, I have one. I do. Eddie has one. I do. Oh, holy cow. All of us do? What? That's crazy for us. Okay, so do you guys have it hooked up to it? What do you have it hooked up to? I don't do it for lights or anything. I just talk to her.

Oh, you didn't need a friend? Yeah. I mean, I ask her things. She keeps my grocery list for me. I ask her the weather. That's really cool. She keeps your grocery list for you? Yeah.

So you say... And you can add to it continuously throughout the day. Let's just call her Appalachian, because I don't want anybody's going off. Sure. Say, Appalachian, add bananas to my grocery list. Yes, we'll do. And then how do you get it back at the end? Alexa, read me my grocery list.

Whoa. Appalachia. Sorry. Sorry. Appalachian. Now Siri's going off because she's yelling. Sorry. Appalachia.

Bring me back my grocery list. That's really cool. I use mine for like the lights in my room. I need to do that. I just haven't set that all up. A lot of electronic music. I can go, hey, play Iheart radio, this station. I can do that.

I can play music. But I have hooked to my like my speakers. Oh, baller. So it's like, boom, you know. And then I'm like, hey, I'm feeling lonely. Wait, what? I do feel mean, though. She'll be like, I'm sorry, Bobby.

I'm not human, but what are you talking about? I do trivia with her. I play Jeopardy because I love trivia. So I'll do Alexa, do you want to play Jeopardy? And then I'll ask, like, weather stuff. I told you the other day to ask her if she stinks. No. Yes, it's awesome.

Have anybody else asked her? No. If you say Alex, or if you say Appalachia, you stink. She goes, actually, I'm unscented. But would you like for me to add air freshener to your grocery list? that's funny she's funny she is

we get along do you laugh at your Appalachia what do you do lunchbox is I got it hooked up inside the box because I'm creeped out by it it just sits there I haven't hooked it up so it's not hooked up no you just haven't

why do you creeped out it does record everything we're doing no that's fine no no no but let's not act like our cell phones aren't either or our computers like it's not like this is something new that's monitoring our life everything is monitoring our life and it's gotten to the point where it's

basically reading our brains because I'll be thinking about a product and it'll show up on my Instagram advertisements. That's probably because you... At one point in time, said it out loud. Set it out loud and they're listening. Exactly. But you can mute Appalachia. If you mute her, she won't be listening, apparently.

No, no, they still listen. But, but, I just, I just feel like Trump dials into people's Alexis and be like, let me listen to, and then he just listens in randomly. No, Amazon's doing it or to know, like, how to market to you. Oh, geez. See, that's what I'm saying. It's all this spying on me. I don't like it.

It's been happening forever. Yeah. But you're a genius having it hooked up to your lights and having music, you know? Your girlfriend comes over. You're like, hey, Appalachia. She's got her voice attached to it too. So she'll come in and be like, hey, you know, lamp on and lunch come on. Then she'll be like, hey, play, whatever, and then just plays.

I need that. It's cool. It's a really great. I was just surprised that, like, 80% of people know it already because it's that. Now, what's, Google has one? It's called Google. Yeah. I'm like, that's confusing because a lot of times at the house, I'm like, hey, Google that.

And then Google's going to start talking to me. No. They need to come up with a different name like Appalachia. Bobby Bone Show. Boney up to day. This story comes to us from Louisiana. 24-year-old Sean Landry was out breaking into some cars, stealing some items, and he found a laptop. He's like, man, I better get rid of this.

So he goes to the gas station and people are pumping gas, tries to sell it to a guy. Only problem the guy he tried to sell it to was a cop. The cop was like, man, this seems kind of suspicious. Detained him, called some patrol, checked it out, stolen laptop, checked his car, a bunch of stolen items. And where was he? He was in Louisiana. Oh, Sean Landry. He's 24 years old and he's now in jail.

Yeah. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Shout out to that state known as Louisiana. So I went to pick up my girlfriend at the airport yesterday, and I'd been in Austin, which is where we were out this morning. And so I'd been here for a couple days. And so I go to pick her up, and I see some guy come up to her, like standing where you pick people up on the curb. It was like 7.30 last night.

And so I drive up, she has a guitar on, and she has like all of her stuff. And so this guy like bends down in hands or something. I don't think anything about it. I think maybe she dropped something. And so I load all over stuff in the car. She gets in. And she was like, just see with that guy? I was like, yeah.

She goes, he came up to me and was like, hey, did you drop this? And I was like, what's that? And so she looks down. and he hands her his phone number. And he goes, I think you missed his phone number. Oh, that's a good one. Smooth. Hold on. Is it? Is that smooth?

I mean, lunchbox, you know, you've used a lot of techniques in your day. Listen, I was a man of lines and many lines have used and been used and are good. That is a smooth move because they get their attention like, oh, what did I drop? And it's just my phone number. They're like, oh, man, it's creative. But would you ever call somebody back who just came up to you? and said, here's my phone number. Because I admired the guy for having the nerve to do that.

Because I never had nerve to talk to girls. Yeah. And that's the opposite of anything I would do. I would just stand in the corner and be like, oh, I hope somehow she trips and falls and hurts her ankle and then I can pick her up. You know, right. You need to rescue her save the day. Something like that would happen for me to meet somebody. I think if there's an initial attraction, if she thinks he's cute, not Lindsay, but some other girl that it happens to, then yeah, you may be calling back.

lunch And it's creative Yeah you call them back That means they are into you And you don't have to do much work Like all right You're just into like How they look at the standing there

No and that they were creative No I'm talking about He was into her I know If she's into him then she calls back Well she better than I call back I'll let her keep the number We'll see what happens

Yeah The Bobby Bone Show All right so occasionally We talk about something so dumb that we only allow ourselves 60 seconds to talk about it. Hit it, Ray. The Stupid Minute. Grandpa Joe's Candy Shop, which has a ton of locations all over Ohio and Pennsylvania.

They are selling bottles of pickle juice soda. How do you feel about pickle juice soda? I think it sounds disgusting. But, to be fair, there are things that Eddie and I would eat all the time. Eddie, remember these? The Piccadillies. The Piccadillies. It's a strawberry and pickle sauce.

snow cone, deriving from the country of Mexico. And Eddie and I would eat them all the time. We go to the trailer and just eat them. They were delicious. They were delicious. So, I'm not convinced this isn't good. People are buying them. At first, when I told people about Frosty and fries,

and I didn't invent them, people been eating those for years. People were like, that's disgusting. Oh, no, that's amazing. But it's the sweet and the salt. The same thing is pickle juice soda. So pickle juice soda, yes or no? Amy. No.

Lunchbox? No. Eddie. Yes. I'm going to go yes too. That makes it a tie. My vote's a swing vote. It wins.

And that's the stupid 60. Hit it, Ray. Thank you. Hit it again, Ray. The stupid minute. There we go. There you go. The stupid minute.

I kind of still want to keep talking about it, though. I guess we're done. We only had one minute to do it. Okay. Okay, so what we're going to do is we're going to come back. We have a lot of stuff to do today. It's Eric Church's birthday. So I think he's 40 today.

We'll count down our favorite five Eric Church's song. Also, there's something about Lunchbox that he can't physically do that I didn't know he couldn't physically do this. It's something that every other man that I know can do. Lunchbox physically can't do it. So it's just men or women do? Every woman I know can do it too. Oh, okay. Lunchbox physically can't do this.

Apparently Lunchbox can't shave himself. What? His face. What? Lunchbox, what's the story with this? I don't know what you're talking about. I can shave my face. I'm a man.

I don't have to shave my face. I just take a razor and you put some shaving cream on there and you shave your face. The only time he shaves when a barber does it for him because he can't bend his arms. Yeah. I guess we've always known he can't really bend his elbows, but I didn't think about how that would affect his arm bending back to his face. And that's so true because he talks about how barber shave his face sometimes. So you can't shave your, be honest. You can't shave your face?

It's really difficult to shave my face because the angle, my arm trying to get up underneath there, you know, and it, like, it puts a lot of pressure on the elbow area, and it becomes painful sometimes. Why did you just go to this whole speech about how you could if you really can? No, I can, but it's difficult. Like, it's not like, if my life depended on it, I could, I could shave my face. But is it easier for the barber to do it? Absolutely. This explains so much. It explains why his face always looks like dirty. And the neck hair. Yes. All of the neck hair. Dude, we take back everything we've ever said. We forgot that your arms don't work.

Lunch's arms don't work. They don't bend in. Yeah, it's hereditary. I can't bend my arms, can't touch my shoulders, can't pat myself on the back, makes shaving very difficult. If my collar's ever messed up, if I'm wearing a collar shirt, I need help fixing it because I can't reach it. Does your dad have his problem?

Yeah, my dad and my grandpa had that problem. That's so weird. Okay, yeah. Eddie's the one who told me this. He was like, you know, once box can't shave his face. Yeah, I was really shocked. I found out yesterday. I didn't know what he was talking about,

and he said that he had to wait for the barber to do it. Lunchbox, can I just ask you a question? Can you just answer honestly? Like when I say, hey, you can't shape your face instead of going, I'm a man, I can shake. Just talk. No, I did talk. I can shave my face. Like, it's not.

If my life depended on it, I could probably put my ankle behind my head. Yeah, if my life depended on it, I could do a lot of things. I couldn't. See, I couldn't put my ankle behind my head. My life depended on it. I don't know. Maybe. Eating curry is helping men prevent baldness.

Eddie, this is for you. Oh, great. Thank you. Oh, a natural remedy. Yes. A nutritionist. believes that the male baldness rate is a lot lower in Japan because they eat so much curry. Oh.

He's singing the spices in curry increase your metabolism, which makes your hair grow. Okay. Thoughts, Eddie. Well, I mean, I like it. I'm up for anything. So let me try it the next couple of weeks and see what happens. Have you tried Rogaine or any of that stuff? No, I have not.

I haven't gotten to that point yet. Eddie. Well, my first. I think they're past that point. I love you, but... My first quick remedy was going to be shave it off. That was my first idea. But now that you brought up curry, let me try this first.

But why not try, if you're worried about it, because you obviously are, because you feel weird that I had on your head. Yeah. Why not try something like Rogaine? Because I would, I would not be better than that. I wouldn't think, I would just, whatever. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it. I have fake teeth. Yeah.

The four on top, two... These are fake teeth, so I have no problem with any sort of enhancers that make you feel better. It's hard. It's hard to, like, get yourself to just be cool with it. Like, I think I just... was in denial for a long time. So is it purchasing the Rogan? Like, you feel like you'd have to go through self-checkout or you'd be self-contact?

Oh, really? It's embarrassing. I'll go buy it for you. Yeah, we'll buy it for you. I give you the cash you buy it for me? Yeah. All right. I wouldn't be embarrassed to buy Rogan.

They're going to know what you're buying anyway. Do you buy toilet paper? Yes. Okay. That is embarrassing too. Yeah. They're looking at you like, I know what that's for. And you're like, I know.

To be fair, I hate going through the checkout with tampons, especially if it's a guy checker-outer. And he's like, a kid and I'm buying chocolate or ice cream and they're like oh okay but they're not I used to be a checker we don't care yeah you do when the 1,000 person comes through we don't care sometimes if I'm doing that I throw some celery or spinach in just to act like I'm super healthy yesterday during the show Amy had to leave right in the middle of a segment because she had to go and throw up it was horrible and then Eddie walks in with his coffee and she's like

Eddie, I can't take that smell like coffee. And then off the air, Amy goes, if I'm pregnant, I'm going to be so upset. And so we just start debating. Is it morning sickness or is it sickness? Now, you've had a bit of time between now and yesterday. How do you feel right now? We're back to the morning again. Yeah.

And I feel great. I feel totally back to normal. I feel amazing. Oh, that feeling yesterday. I was just so nauseous. But I was reading online that it, you don't, some people don't even. get morning sickness. Some people get it every day. Some people get morning sickness at night. And some people don't have it every single day. So I'm like, this is so confusing. Why do they

call it morning sickness? What did your husband say? And did he think for a minute you could be pregnant? He started to think, because I love coffee. I love the smell of coffee. So he found that to be really weird. He's like if something you normally love the smell now suddenly is making you nauseous, like that's not good. All right. So we're just going to watch over the next couple weeks. Yeah. I guess. Amy's two kids are moving in.

She's adopting. In the next 60 days, the kids are moving in the house. And so three kids at once? Wow. You thought two was crazy. Yeah, but there's, I just really feel like there's no way. There's no way. There's this guy named Bruce Hampton.

He's a popular musician in Atlanta. Play some Bruce Hampton for me, please. Known as the Granddaddy in the Jam scene. Everybody's like, yeah, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce. He turned 70 years old, right? He probably haven't heard of him, but on his 70th birthday doing a show, he died on stage. What? What?

Now, wait, I don't say this in a bad way, and this is why I wanted to bring it up. Okay. He collapsed on stage Monday. The crowd is celebrating. It's his birthday. He's the granddaddy of this music, and they all think it's part of the show. Oh. And so they're like, yeah.

But here's where I start to think. Okay, kind of cool. He died doing something he loved doing. True. If you have to go out, and we all do, we have to go out. Wouldn't you love going out doing what you were born to do? Yeah, it's way better than going out in some awful way. Yes, and I know that's like a morbid story when you first read it,

but I'm reading the story at home and I'm like, man, I would love to go out doing what I came in doing. And with people celebrating his life and he went out the same day he came in. That's kind of neat. See, that's what I'm saying. Now we're looking at it the same way. Okay. I mean, it's still sad, but... It's sad that he died, but we all die.

Exactly. But I was just like, man, I know everybody's going to be sad about this story, but I don't think it's a sad story. You want to do another stupid minute? Yeah, I like it. All right. Now time for a stupid minute. Hit it, right? The Stupid Minute.

Well-groomed men earn way more money. Because you look good. People trust you more, so they pay you more. Oh. Researchers found that the best groomed employees earn up to $14,000 a year more than those who aren't concerned with how they look. Also, employees who dress up tend to be higher in the company. Always dress like the position you want. But I bring this up to lunchbox because it's like, why can't I get endorsements?

Why can't I get appearances? Because these lunchbox are not that well groomed. I understand that, but I wear good clothes. You do wear good clothes. Especially at events you've started to step it up since you've gotten married. And don't you feel since you've stepped it up that more opportunities coming to you? A little bit. You know, I think people see me and they're like, oh, man, that guy looks like a businessman doing business

Heels trying to get that money. And so I think they respect me a little bit more. Okay, so well-groomed men, that can be you. Earn more money. Oh, out of time. I had something to say. Bonus stupid five seconds. Go.

Well, I was just going to say, yes, you just have to look at the room. and like the most well-groomed man does make the most money. That's true. Thank you very much. You're welcome. And that's the stupid minute. Hit it right. The Stupid Minute.

With a bonus. All right, Amy's 30-second skinny's coming up in a second. Also, the crazy Aaron Hernandez story. There's more crazy? It gets somebody selling something his online. Wait, I'll tell you what's happening with that. Okay, yeah. We'll do that coming back.

Let's talk about show spoiling for a second. what's the cutoff on when it's okay to talk about the end of a show? Because someone asked me this question and I thought, wow, as our culture evolves, and most things we watch are on demand now, it's online, on DVR, on, except for sports, I don't know that I'm watching many things live. So, spoiler culture, when can you talk about the ending of a show like straight out in public. Amy, after how long? I've done it before

where it's been like the night after the finale. And that's just probably not fair. I guess a year? I think that's a solid answer. Okay. I do think that's a solid answer. I learned from my mistakes. Lunchbox. It has to be two years.

Two years, okay. Okay. I get that too. Here's what I'm going to say. What? Never. Oh, never. Oh. You can never talk about the ending of a show until you have that conversation. Have you seen the final episode of Dexter?

No, I have not. Well, then I will not spoil it for you. True, because Dexter is one of the binge ones. Any show now with multiple episodes can be bingey. True. So if it's like, hey, have you started Orange is the New Black on Netflix? Oh, you have it? Then I'm going to say nothing about anything.

I do believe in the culture of On Demand now. We don't spoil anything ever. Now, it's tough with the major shows. like Game of Thrones or the reality shows, which don't count because that's not real. But any of the script episodal stuff, you just can't talk about. You're going never. You're not even going 10 years. Never.

Like, I will not tell you how Roseanne ends. Wow. Wow. People going back and watching Roseanne? I don't know, but if they are, I'm going to cover them. I went back and started West Wing. How do you feel about that, about never now? Until you have the conversation, can we talk about the ending?

You never talk about the ending. So even on this show, though, if something comes up, we just need to not talk about the ending. Because that would be spoiling it for a lot of people. We don't spoil shows. Okay. And we don't spoil movies, really, unless it's so... Like the Titanic. Like that.

Yeah. Okay. How do you feel... If you think I'm wrong... No. Actually, now that you say it, it's fair. Because I think of shows that I've gone back to well over a year after they've ended because people just started to hype them up again.

And I'm like, I got to watch that. And I would be disappointed if it was ruined for me. So I think you're on to something. Watchbox, your thoughts on never. I mean, I don't want to call you a genius, but you might be a genius because my wife had not finished breaking bad. And whenever anybody would get in a conversation about Breaking Bad, she would break in and be like, I haven't finished it yet. Hold on. So she just finished it two months ago, finally after a two-year hiatus.

So you might be a genius on this topic. I don't think it's a genius thing. I appreciate that. But again, breaking bad, I would never say what happens at the end. Even right now. It's been over forever. I think that you're considerate. That's what you are.

That's the new rule. Never. Everybody good on that? How does Roseanne end? Dan dies, and it turns out it's a dream. What? I thought, oh yeah, you said you'd ruin everything but nothing but Roseanne. But they're going to bring that show back.

Yeah. So now people are probably going to try to binge it. No, because it's a sitcom. Sycam used to be different. They used to be every episode was a new kind of life, but now it's, they roll and Six Session and have storylines. Back in the day, every episode of Full House was its own story, and it was contained 30 minutes. And then it would just start over next time.

Remember that? Yeah. Now everything just kind of rolls one story to the next. What do you think about this? These friends flushed their buddies remains down the toilet. What? Well, for a reason. So he was a plumber, and it was his favorite ball team.

So a New York City man is flushing the remains of his lifelong. friend, a plumber down ballpark toilets all over the country, and like of his favorite teams. Okay. I mean, you say remains? I mean, my brain went to like body remains. No, like ashes. Okay, ashes.

Thank you. I was like, okay, I got a finger. I don't know. You're so morbid. That's where my brain went. I'm sorry, I know. They're going to the places that they went to Alidas kids. Okay.

So far, he's been to 16 stadiums and he's flushing them down all the toilets. I love it. especially if he was a plumber. I mean, that's awesome, right? Even not the plumber part, but like your friend going to the places you loved and putting your ashes out, even if it was like your favorite ten trees across the country. Sure. And someone took the effort to do that.

Like, that's pretty cool. Yeah. I saw another one. Did you see that the truck that was going underwater upside down? No. And the people went and pulled the kids out of it? No. Lunchbox, you said video?

Oh, my goodness. It's amazing. It's like a newborn baby pretty much. and they jump in the water and they save the two kids. And it's just random strangers jumping in the floodwater, I guess. And I mean, it is chill bump. I don't get chill bumps very often, but that was incredible. A two-year-old has been moved out of the ICU at Children's Medical Center

as she and her four-month-old brother recover from a dramatic water rescue during Saturday's deadly tornadoes in East Texas. Wow. Video shows strangers jumping in the high water to pull the children from a flipped SUV. It was upside down. Like, it's tires up. And the four-month-old was discharged on Monday. The 18-month-old's breathing on her own. The parents were in there, too, and they were like, we can fight for ourselves.

You've got to get the kids. And so it's people jumping in this. It really looks like mud. Wow. And it's just sinking. And all these people are jumping out. It was crazy. I'll have to check that out.

Yeah, we'll put that on our Facebook page if you want to see it. Like, straight up, good Samaritans risking their own life because it's a very dangerous place that they were in. Yeah. So there was that. That was awesome. Over to Amy with the Skinny right now. Bob it bonchan. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.

Amy's 32nd Skinny. Lord of Georgia lines, Tyler Hubbard, says that he and Brian were surprised that they lost both the CMA and ACM vocal due of the year awards to Brother Osborne. Okay. So there's a clip here. And so I want to hear the clip before I say anything else. So they're surprised. Okay, hit the clip. We were definitely surprised for sure.

but one thing we've learned about the award shows is, you know, never say never. Just roll with the punches and, you know, learn from each one. But it definitely came as a surprise and, you know, a lot of respect for those guys. But it doesn't really matter. We didn't get too worked up about it. They're saying how they honestly feel, and I like that. Because, again, you can criticize them and go, oh, you should just say, no, you should just say exactly how you feel. And people aren't doing that because they're so media trained.

And they're like, you know what? They make great music. They deserve it. I like it that they told the truth. Okay. Yeah. And they're surprised. So, okay.

That's it. Love it. All right. Okay. A girl had an awesome prom night this year. Thanks to Garth Brooks. Her name is Kate. She went to his concert and held up a sign.

Going to be late to prom. Garth comes first. He stopped the show to thank her and then later brought her on stage during friends in low places where she got to fire off the T-shirt cannon in her prom dress. And then he even posed for a prom pick with her backstage. How cool is that? He was like, hey, is your date with you tonight? She's like, I don't have a date.

So she skipped from and hung out with Garth. Yeah, that's pretty cool. I may show up in a prom dress to the next concert and try to get out there. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. All right. Thank you. Today's Eric Church's birthday, so I put together a top five list.

My favorite Eric Church songs. Extensive, by the way. Happy birthday, Eric Church. Number five, love your love the most. Yes, I love it, talk. Rocks on Friday nights And hell yes I love my truck

But I want you to know Honey I love your love the moon That's a jam right there Now it doesn't get played that much In the radio anymore And it should What do you think my number one is Before we get there?

What's your number one? Eric Church songs I love Springsteen Yeah At number four, Springsteen You go to a church concert And he plays this The whole crowd

It's like a wave of woes. You just feel it. The whole place is going, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's number four. Number three, it's Eric Church's 40th birthday. Number three is Talladega. The Talladega. We go number two.

Album cut. And I used to listen to working out because the outsiders would start. Number two, the outsiders from Eric Church. I guess is enough. One song left in Bobby's favorite Eric Church songs. Come on. Like a wrecking ball.

Like a wrecking ball, Amy says, Eddie, what do you think? Drinking my hand. Drinking my hand. Lunchbox, what do you think? Give me back my hometown. Oh, my favorite Eric Church song ever. Happy birthday Eric Church, like Jesus does. Hi.

Good one. Come on. That's an awesome song, right? So good. She loves me like Jesus does? That's crazy. I remember hearing that the first time it's one of those songs where you're like, bang, like songs speaking, like something.

Like something you want, something you got, something that's a good. good one. Eddie went to Lunchbox's House. And Lunchbox's house is like the reverse of Disneyland. Like you go to Disneyland, it's like crazy fun. Yeah. And every time somebody goes to Lunchbox's house, they come out with horror stories. Oh. So.

Well, yeah. Because he's like a hoarder. He is like a hoarder. So Eddie's our video producer. And why did you go over to Lunchbox's house, first of all? We were shooting a video for a client, and it was kind of something that we had wrote a storyboard about, and it's going to be a storyline. So we were going to act it

out in his kitchen. And that's what we're doing. We're shooting a video. No big deal. Yeah. But man, I guess my thoughts came out of my mouth and I might have said something that I shouldn't have, but the place was so messy and I couldn't help myself. Lunchbox, your wife doesn't keep it

like controlled? I picture her as being clean, but are you guys both just kind of slobby? She does her best, but I mean, when you got the king of the slobs, I mean, it's hard to battle that battle because I'm there more hours of the day than she is. and she's working.

Yeah, she's got a job. She's got a J-O-B, which is pretty nice. And so what's weird is Eddie comes over and he just makes the most inappropriate comment towards me. And I was very like, what are you talking about? He's looking at my house and he goes, man, I'll tell you what, if I didn't have kids, my house would never be messy. But you and your wife, you have no excuses. I mean, like when you go inside someone, house and you insult their house. Like, that's his space. It can kind of be as gross as he wants it

to be. Yeah, I guess I just felt like we're friends enough for me to say some. I honestly didn't think I was going to say that. It just came out. And I kind of just felt like, man, you know, like I have kids and my house gets pretty messy, but not like this. So they're both pretty sloppy, Eddie, in your mind? I feel like since Lunchbox is home more than his wife because his wife works, he's the one that keeps it messy and the wife probably just gets home tired from work. Oh man, but I would have to I couldn't live that way, I don't think. Yeah.

There was a fight, a fist fight on an airplane. Do you guys see this? It was awesome. Yeah. Like they were flying from, I think, Japan to California. Yeah. And the whole story is some dude stands up and just goes, hey, where are you from? And the other dude punched him in the face.

I mean, they are reaching across the aisle like, bam, bam, bam. We'll put this up on our Facebook page. There was a guy, they were flying to Los Angeles, and the flight takes off on Monday night. One guy's like it in his 20s or 30s. The other one's an older guy in a red Hawaiian shirt. It rins. Yeah, the Hawaiian shirt guy started it though, obviously. And of course a passenger gets it on video.

Because, man, if anything starts to go down in our world, we don't even think about saving people. We think about getting on YouTube. So the guy says, hey, where are you from? And the other guy goes, I'm going to kill you. And they attacks him. And then they just go right at it. I feel like something escalated somewhere in line or somewhere in the process of them boarding the plane, because you don't just start punching someone. Unless you've had a lot to drink.

And those international flights, I think you could maybe be there for a while. Yeah. A female flight attendant tried to break it up. Then the guy with the camera stopped recording and stepped up. Oh, look at that guy. He put his phone down and stepped in. Wow. The guy who started it was taken off the plane.

Well, yeah. That's a long flight, you know. Imagine, though, we'll put this on our Facebook page. So go over if you want to watch it. But imagine it happens in the middle of the year. Do they tape the guy down to the seat? started it. Something is, I don't know, an air marshal if he's on board. Can you cuff him?

I don't know. I've seen an air marshal before just randomly because I ran away. I've seen like his weapon and it's all like you're like either this is really bad or really good. Okay. I think really good. Well, no, no. If somebody sneaks that on, it's a whole different story. Oh, yeah. I mean, plot twist with this segment. I don't think you're expecting this, but. So remember when lunchbox comes to the show probably two months ago and says the property brothers are coming to town? Yeah.

And he was like, I want them to do my house. And so I make a call. I actually called a friend of mine who knew them. Okay. And he gave me their number. And then it turns out, Lunchbox needed how much money? $70,000. Again, he was like, I don't know how I said $1,000.

Like, it costs money to be on this show. Which is new. So lunch's dream went away of being on property brothers, right? Yeah. So. Plot twist. What is happening? Plot twist.

Okay. Lunchbox walking out of the house yesterday. And they're filming Property Brothers right next door. The house next door to mine is on Property Brothers. No way. That's crazy.

No way. They are filming right next door. Property Brothers, they were on the front porch and they had the camera crew out there and I'm like, what? So that means I would have been on there. Did you tell them they had the wrong house? Yeah.

I didn't interrupt filming Did you go, how do my neighbors have 70 grand? That's exactly what I thought. I was like, where do you get this money to remodel your house $70,000? And I mean, that's just crazy. And so they're filming all day over there at the neighbor's house. What are the odds? Really?

Like, I'll be. I'll be. I mean, lunchbox, go. You could still have your chance to be on the show, just casually go over and be like, hey. Do you see the guys, like the one that's dressed in the suit and the other one that's dressed in the old t-shirt? Because they're twins. You got to tell them apart. Yeah, they were both there.

They were. And they would shoot the opening, they were shooting the scene over and over again. Like they came walking out and the people came walking up and they're like, hey, how's it going? Blah, blah, blah. And then they're like, all right, do it from a different angle. And they'd go back in. They'd walk out the front door and meet them on the front porch. And I was like, what in the world?

Plot twist. That could have been me. I mean, they were filming you. And so then I got in the bushes and I took some pictures of them. Okay. Why'd you get in the bushes? Did you have to get in the... Could you just not take a picture from the road?

Well, I don't know if they would want me to take pictures, so I took pictures of them through the... I mean, it looks kind of creepy, but... Yeah, because you're in the... I don't think they're rules against taking pictures. No, it's a street. Like, you're not walking into the house. Right, I can't walk in the house

because they got the film crew there, and they, I mean... I mean, look at them. I'm in the bushes taking pictures. You're literally in the bush. Wow. You've seen them in bushes. Yeah. Oh, that's awesome.

They're filming next door to me. There you go. Sometimes, last like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. I'm just so jealous of my neighbors now. Wow, that's cool. Dude, stop by tomorrow. Go interview the guys.

Yeah. Well, you think they're there every day? No. We just have to keep an eye out. You see them right there. Look, that's a good picture. Yeah, except for the bushes around you. Were you like wearing camo?

All right. The Bobby Ball Show. So, online last week, it was Tim McGraw, Faytale, selling their $18.5 million estate. The most expensive piece of property in Nashville, I think, or Tennessee. Oh, man. So lunchbox calls. And remember, lunchbox is a business.

You say it lunchbox. Businessman making business deals trying to get that money. Oh, yeah. So. Trying to get that money. He wants to make this deal. So he calls up McGraw's real estate people. Here we go. Here's the call. Hit it.

May I speak with Steve, please? You got him. Hey, Steve, man. My name's Jason Givold. Man, you know, businessman making a business deal trying to get that money. And I found a property online. I was trying to get some information on it. Okay. Four is B. 9 Creek. My wife was telling me that like a celebrity or something lived there.

Is that really true? Well. Because she told me, she said that Tim McGraw lived there. He's been connected to the property before, but he did, you know. Wait, wait, wait. But the Tim McGraw, like the singer? I know he's been involved in the property before. I don't know. Okay, so when you say, like, the main home on the property, like, how big is that the main home? Probably about 6,000 square feet.

Tim and Faith slept in one of those bedrooms. Is that what you're telling you're telling? I didn't say that. I have no idea where they slept. I have no idea about that. One of the house that they haven't been lived in for a while. So, like, if Tim and Faith got in a fight, like Tim would have to go sleep in the guest house? I have no idea about Tim and Fade. I'm just representing the property itself. Okay, and it says, I think it said it had a couple ponds, right? It does have two ponds on them.

So are you telling me Tim McGraw caught some fish in that pond? No, I did not tell you that. I did not say that at all. Okay, what about, like, rolling pastures? Like, tell me about the pastures. Well, beautiful pastures, and some are being used for quail hunting. So you're telling me that Tim and Fates may have had a picket. in that pasture?

No, I did not say I did Tim Faith have a picnic in that pasture at all. Man, that is so crazy. It would be a beautiful place to have a picnic. Yeah, and so in the antebellum, right? A nice antebellum? That's correct, yes. So are you telling me Tim and Faith wrote swords? No, no, I did not say that.

I can't believe this. I'm going to have to talk to the wife, and then we can call you back and set up a tour? No, after you give me a financial letter saying that you're qualified. Can we meet Tim and Faith? Yeah, you might have somebody that can introduce you to him. I cannot introduce it. Oh, my goodness. Tim and Faith? This is so crazy. When I call my wife, she's going to be

tickled to death. Oh, man. Steve, thank you so much, man. I'm, man. Woo! All right, good talk to you. Nice work. Okay. There is. Yeah, that's awesome. They didn't even price point that thing. Oh, all right. Nice work, lunchbox.

Did you make a bed on the house or No. Yeah, we're still going over our financial statements. If you want to look hot in a picture, hold a puppy. Guys, I hold puppies. Girls are just... Yeah. I think it's pretty hot when a guy's holding the puppy. If you want to look at the opposite, hold a cat. A guy? Or the cat? It's even worse for women.

I like cats. I'm just telling you, they did this research, and cat lovers hate this. They had people judge how attractive they were, and they had them look at all kinds of pictures. With dogs, without dogs, the cats. If you had a cat, it was in the negatives. If you were normal, it was normal. And if you had a dog, it was like plus, plus, plus. Yeah.

So. Dang. Why are people hating on cats? I think, here's what I think. I think dogs actually form more human-type bonds with humans. Okay. Like, there's a reason they call it man's best friend. True. Like, he can do commands. My dog can, he's older and I's 14, but he can open and shut doors.

He could get his own food. He could play ball. He can do all this stuff, right? a cat is still and I love animals that doesn't do as much so we don't feel like

it's as in tune with us because we're very selfish creatures and we feel like animals should do what we do and if they do what we do then we like them more and you take your dog out on a walk

and do all kinds of things cats don't need walks yeah so I think it's unfair Nata is who's our head of digital she's a cat woman and how do you feel about this Nada

I hate it I think guys and cats are hot like if a guy has a cat and he's holding a cat or like if I'm scrolling in Instagram and I see a cat I'm like oh instantly like 10 times hotter like dating material because he likes cats

There you go Do you think that's why I'm single because I have a cat? Don't give me a loaded question like that Hey No Nata it's way more than that It's way more than that Great thanks Just kidding

Totally joking The cat is just the icing on top No what do you expect us to say No Nada you've been in relationships. It's not you. It's not you. It's me.

Listen, like I said, it's a loaded question. Dang. Here are the most fun and least fun states in America. The most fun, what do you think the most fun state is according to people? Vegas. Yes. I mean Nevada. Yes. Okay. That's Vegas is a state.

Yeah, the number one's, yes, because of Vegas. Okay. So, also on the list, Louisiana because of New Orleans, Hawaii, New York because of New York City, and Colorado because of the skiing. The least fun states, all the least fun states are like our places. These are like Arkansas. Shout out. Mississippi, Alabama, Kentucky, Tennessee, Kansas, Virginia.

Basically where all my family comes from. That's what I'm saying. The least fun states are like all of them. I have fun there. Texas is in the middle. Okay. So they have some fun parts. They kind of balance.

It's a big state. It is. Tell Me Something Good comes up in about four minutes. So if you want to hang out for positivity, you can. I did see where John Mayer made the country chart last week because we kept playing it on our show. Yeah. Which is awesome. And I think that song in the blood is a country song.

I think it's just authentic lyrics and music. Totally is. I like it whenever artists aren't begging to be in the format, whenever we basically recruited that in. Okay. Sometimes artists will be like, I want to do country. John Mayer's not doing that. He doesn't care. But if you find a song that, at least,

speaks to people, why not include it into other songs that speak to people? Yeah. There's a reason why people always like, oh, that person is not, because they always kind of want to jump in, but he's not trying to jump in. Like, I don't think. Oh, and I didn't know this. You probably already know it, but I read this morning the Cheryl Crow's the background vocals. On In the Blood, Cheryl Crow sings background vocals.

Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Aaron Hernandez's murder car, they're calling it, is up for sale on eBay. Is murder car? Yeah. The 2006 Toyota Full Runner, which prosecutors say was the murderer car used in a drive-by, is now up for sale on eBay as an infamous collectible item.

Wow. I want to read to you what it says. This is the real deal. Aaron Hernandez's infamous silver Toyota forerunner. Now is your chance to own this famous piece of famous football memorabilia. the car's owned by Jack Fox, a car dealer in East Providence, Rhode Island. And he's also put an Aaron Hernandez signed jersey as well with it. Wow.

Like, that's a morbid thing to own. I don't think they should take it down. Like, it's... Well, no. I mean, people sell crazy things that I would never buy all the time. Like, that dude that's locked up... Well, just murderers in prison that sometimes put out stuff and people buy it. Like, art books.

Yes, mass murderers have put out paintings and stuff and people buy it. Like John Wayne Gasey used to paint all the time. Who's serial killer. And people would buy these paintings. Now, for me, it's not about the person putting it up. But who would buy that? Right. Like, why would...

And it started out the bidding it $100. Right now it's at $8,100. Oh, my goodness. Like, who... Why is that cool to have? Yeah, because clearly now it's going over because they think it's cool, because there's no way a 2006 four-runner's worth $8,000. Now, that I don't know.

I do, because my car is 2006 and I just got it appraised. I was like, what? It's only four... less than that, so I was shocked. I was thinking, I could probably get this much for it. Nope. I have a really tiny rental car, and it has no get up and go in it. Like, I pulled that in front of a car yesterday, and I thought I had plenty of room.

And it's like one of those, like, I don't even know, it's like a, I don't even know, a geometro or something. It's like a rubber band. It's trying to stretch a rubber band. I thought I was about to get run over by an 18-wheeler yesterday. I was the guy that is upsetting to us. Okay. Because I didn't mean to pull. I just had to know.

no get up and go on the car. Yeah. Hey, let's do a stupid minute. Here we go. Hit it, Ray, Stupid Minute. The Stupid Minute. A Starbucks barista has created a new Frappuccino that's quickly going viral. It's known as the Mermaid Frappuccino.

So they ran out ingredients for the unicorn. So they made up a mermaid frap. What happens is one person does it, it gets online, then every other Starbucks has got to do it too because everybody's going. Can I get the Mermaid Prapuccino? So the mermaid frappuccino is real. Yes. So it's basically a spin-off of the unicorn. And the dragonfly.

Oh, you're true. And the butt munch or whatever the other ones are. And there's that new one out now that tastes just like a thin mint. Like, this is the year of the frappuccino. It is. And I have yet to have one single frappuccino. I don't think of how one in my life. No, I bet you have.

No, really? I don't, I'm just not a copy, like I tried it a couple times? Well, they have non-caffinated ones, but. Okay. What was it called? What was it? The Mermaid. The Rappuccino.

There's your stupid minute. Hit it, right. The Stupid Minute. So there was an article that was put out about stagecoach music festival. This is the music festival that Eddie and I played the Raging Idiots last week. And it's the biggest California country music festival, right? So I want to read you some of these things. They list out, like, things that they saw.

Okay. And I post this on Twitter. Number one. Shania Twain was clearly the focal point this year. and she came through with a good nature to rock and set in front of a massive crowd. Give me some Shania, please, Ray. And Kelsey Ballerini came up and sang.

And you see Kelsey's tweet? It was like the person who taught me how to sing. Yeah. It was really cool. Number two. Kenny Chesney made it look easy. A perfect capper to the weekend. Some Kenny, please.

No shoes. No shirt. No problem. The other one was about Dirks, who we went to see. Dirk Spindley was finally the headline. liner, he got the shop that he deserved, and it was a party set. So, Dirk's Bentley, everybody. Here it is.

And then it states, the band Bobby Bones and the Raging Idiots had their run DMC track suits. It added to their appeal for sure. That makes the list. And then, another one, five acts I didn't know about before this week, but I'm glad I do now. one, Margo Price, two, Cam, three, Bobby Bones and the Raging Idiots. Ow! Yeah, anyway, we made the list. And here's, we're playing our IHeart Country Festival this weekend.

And listen, our band, our only reason to exist is to do fun songs and make you dance. That's it. Make smile, make you dance. No other deal. But we have to, like, pick one of our songs to do because we're playing a whole set with, like, Al Dean and Dirk's and Little Big Town. Like, what song do you think we should play? Because they had to send in our set list of ours. Oh, man, you're putting me on the spot right now.

I've already submitted it. Okay. Which one do you think we should play? Original? Yeah, one of ours. Oh, my goodness. Bobby, I don't know. I don't know.

I can't even, I'm sorry, I can't think of it. Here's okay. Here's when I grow up. Oh, yes. No, stop. Oh, sorry. Here's our only number one song from a kid's album. Which one we're going to play at I heart?

Amy can't remember one song. It wasn't even. She was trying to act like, oh, how can I pick? She couldn't remember one song. Not every day's a good day. Not when I grow up. Starbucks. Yeah.

Be filling up my cups. Now I feel like the worst friend in the world. You are. So here is what we're going to play. Here's the hook of our number one kid's song, when I grow up. I'll go. When I grow up. Misappointed in you.

Sorry. You know, all that was coming to my head at the time was like flask. Oh, like parodies? Parodies. I was like, shoot, shoot. All I can think of is body like, what is the body like a backrow of parody? that one's funny. Just so, in case you're wondering,

we have a number one kid's record and a number four country album and number one comedy record. I know. Like, we suck but as a friend. I own all of them, so I'm very aware. I'm hurt a little bit. I bought them all. Even the desert sun wrote about the raging idiots. Anyway, we're playing I heart country festival.

That's all. I just want to say that. I'm being front row. Amy couldn't remember one song. I know them. I just was drawing a blank. I'm so sorry. She was looking at me like, I can't think of one single song. She's like, give me out of this. All he could hear in my head was plowsk. There's a Bobbycast up. You go to IHartRadio or iTunes and search Bobbycast.

And we spend a lot of time talking to Mike D. Did you listen to it? I have it on my thing ready to go. I'm going to listen to it when I work out today. No, what? Lunchbox, why are you laughing? Because, I mean, the Dirks one goes up and she had listened to it 20 minutes later. The Mike D one, I'm going to get to it.

It's on there. I'm legit listening to it today. I was even talking to a friend about it yesterday, and I was saying, I've got to listen to Mike D one. I'm so excited about it. Well, so Mike D, I pulled him on the Bobbycast because he'd run a marathon. And just that alone is crazy to me. A lot of people have run marathons.

Yeah. But I can never run a marathon. Like, I don't have the mental capacity because to me, that seems way more mental. And it's a big physical. 26 miles running is crazy physical. But to me, the mental part would be the tough part. Yeah. And they say it's 75% mental.

that's what my trainer told me. So Mike D runs this marathon, but it's only after he had lost 120 pounds. That was like the exclamation point to the weight loss. And then we talked about that whole journey. Do you listen to that back?

Yeah. You did? Yeah. Did you like it? That's all right. Mike D never talks. Yeah. Just to me, basically.

Uh-huh. And so we talked about that. And so it was really cool. No, I'm inspired by Mike for sure. Like, Mike, legit, I'm looking you in the eyes. I can't wait to listen to it. and my friends have been talking about it too. Like, you're inspiring people.

It's awesome. I was working out with my trainer, Ahmad, in Austin. He's my friend, but he's a trainer. Yeah. Yesterday, and he was like, man, what's up on Mike D? Like, how does he do that? Like, how does he just, like, lose 120 pounds? And I said, not only lose 120 pounds,

that's 100 with weight back because he started gaining muscle. Mm-hmm. True. So, anyway, congratulations, dude. Thank you. To hear the whole story, just search the Bobbycast on IHeart Radio or iTunes. So it's Eric Church's birthday. Did you know, here I'll list you off three things.

Number three, he wears sunglasses. He was for health concerns because of his height. If he didn't wear shades, the lights would fry his contacts. He started noticing his eyes would get hot. What? Yeah. How tall is he? He's not a super tall guy.

Okay. Oh, yeah. I've only seen him, like, in concert. I've never seen him, like, really up close and personal. Never met him? No, I've gone to his show before. I was about to say I've never even seen him in person, but now I've been to a concert. but that's it.

I don't think I've ever seen him like in a room anywhere, ever. Really? Yeah. I've met him a few times. Number two, his first job was hit the home shopping channel, taking credit card numbers from callers on the night shift. Wow. He'd be like, this chief, what you won't buy? Yeah.

Chief here. What can I get for you? It's furniture. You need this rotisserie grew. Number one, he was fired as an opener for Rascal Flats. Why? This is the, listen, I'm going to tell you this story. This is the urban legend that I, I cannot verify this whole story, but,

what I've been told. I think I've heard this. I think I told you. Oh, from you. So he was opening for Rascal Flats and they only, when you're an opener, they only give you a certain part of the stage. And so, and you only get a certain amount of time. And he was playing over his time and he was moving outside of the little box that you're supposed to be as an opener. Because you don't have the whole stage. And so not only did he do that, and they kicked him off the tour and added Taylor Swift after him. He went in every city that Rascal Flatch was playing. He played a club that same night. Like, he was basically toured right beside them and played a club.

Oh, wow. I had not heard that. I don't know that's 100% accurate, but I've been told that. Ow. And I don't know if it's, but that's... I guess I had made up in my head, but that must be Craig Campbell. Somebody fired somebody because they were too awesome. No, Luke Bryan fired Craig Campbell.

Okay. Because he was like, you're too good to play keys. That was on a bobbycast. That's the story. But you didn't hear that because you don't listen to it. I probably just told you that too. Whatever. I listen.

I don't care. Not to all them. I mean, haven't listened to all 55 or 54. Get on that homework. All of them. Well, we should talk about this for a second. Matt Overton, who was our NFL playing intern, got cut by the Colts. I didn't know that.

Oh, you didn't know? No. How was I supposed to know that? He tweeted out like a four-page letter and, like, do you follow Matt on Twitter? I do. I must have missed that. He got cut. What?

I think he was making too much money for his position. Well, so, so, so? Say I'll do it for less. He loves that job. Listen, I, will. get picked up by somebody else? I don't know. Yeah. We need to start a thing, a petition. Call the commissioner. Yo, commish. Ray, you still talk to Matt. What's it? Like, we went back and forth on text, but have you talked to him? No, not really. Just a text. He's probably busy,

so I didn't want to be like, hey, man, let me have five minutes of your time and ask you some questions. I just said, man, and I just said, like a bad word. I said, like, that's really blank. Oh, man. My heart. Yeah, he'll bounce back. What does that mean? for, I don't know. I don't know, Bobby, tell me. Right now I don't know. Let's put it out there. Is there anybody that needs upside down, a long snap deeper?

I don't know. I haven't looked at the roster needs of certain NFL teams. I don't know. I don't like that. So he got cut. And he loves Indianapolis. Anyway, so there's that. I know.

He lost that job. Here's a good news story. Amy got re-signed to Nash Chat, which is the after show for Nashville on CMT. Look at that. Amy got three picked up. Her very first ever show and she got brought back. Yeah, it got renewed and I didn't know if they were going to maybe go with a different host or what they were going to do.

And so I was excited when they invited me back. That's good. Yeah. That's cool. I accepted. And Deakin, Chip, is hosting the CMT Awards, which is cool. So, yeah, good for CMT for two great decisions. Chip and Amy.

Yeah. I finished 13 reasons why on Netflix. And? Like, I get what their messages trying to be. The messages just try to be better to people. But, man, it does glorify suicide. Yeah. And I don't.

There's a reason the news doesn't report it because they think that people want to get on the news. And what the show is also done is making the news report suicides because people are doing it. And they're like, well, because of 13 reasons why this kid and I don't think it shouldn't have been creative part of the double negative there's nothing wrong with it if you're just asking my opinion I think if hopefully it brings good to have conversations with your kids about it right or with people and hopefully it does make

you go wow almost butterfly effect like if I little things like hello and how are you can change someone's life but I do think it was made in a way that it feels like man I could really get back at somebody making all these tapes. Yeah. And that's not spoiling it at all. And I thought the show was just pretty good. And see, I thought it was good. As a show.

I liked it better than you did because I definitely watched it faster. But I did struggle with it. I was like, oh, it's like, I want to keep watching, but I'm like, this is just weird. And hopefully, like you said, there can be people watching it that some good can come from it. I think for sure, maybe if you realize you're one of the people that maybe has treated someone, or you're one of those people, that you realize that every little thing can affect someone and you never know what they're going through. I think we're all that person.

Yes, absolutely. I know I have been in my life. I think we're all instill that person. Okay, but just be more aware. So there's that. I finished it. So much good music out there right now. For example, I know on Friday, because our listeners have been tweeting about it like crazy,

that Scotty McCreery is putting up that song five more minutes. Oh, it's so good. It's so good. Yeah. We played it last week. We took it off the internet and played it again yesterday. So it's going to be out Friday. And it's perfect because it's 5-5.

Ah, five minutes. Yes. Yeah. So that's out that John Mayer's song in the Blood, which, by the way, Cheryl Crow sings background vocals on it. If you haven't heard this one yet, play that one, Ray. And can we talk about how we haven't talked about how John Mayer tweeted you? Because I'm sort of geeking out about it.

And it happened a while ago and we haven't talked about it. Yeah, I didn't bring it. it up. I thought it was nice of them to you can read it. I thought it was nice of them to tweet me. Well, you had tweeted like, hey, I've been playing this song for a couple of weeks. Listeners have totally embraced John Mayer and the blood. Other radio companies have as well.

Keep it going. And then John quote retweeted you saying, thank you. You don't know how much this means to me. Keep this up and you're going to change my life. Boom emoji. Heart emoji. Boom. That's how you thought boom. Okay. I sound like

exploding heart. That's what I thought. John Mayors give me like exploding heart. Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, I get that now. Okay, that's pretty exciting, though. He said, you're going to change my life. Who knows? It's just a tweet.

But I just think the song's fantastic, and I like, I just think it's great. I can't wait for the day he comes in to play in the Blood Live on our show. It was the day I went to his concert. And then I came back and I was like, this song has to be played on the radio, catch radio. And I remember going on this to hold rant about whatever. It doesn't matter. It's a nice, is a nice tweet. Nice.

It's awesome. Like, our listeners are going to make. this Carly Pierce is her name. I brought her out at my comedy show. They're going to make her a star. Like play some of every little thing, Ray. Just wait. You can hear my words right now on May 3rd.

Like I said last week. It's like 40s on the chart. Once we start playing it, it's going to blow up. Like our listeners take it to good music. Sometimes I don't always, but listeners. Like sometimes I have terrible. Terrible. But those are three really good.

I just like where our format is right now. I think it's good. These things on the back of iPhones are pretty cool. I've been seeing them around. they're like you attach it to the back of your phone then you pull it out. Yeah. And my girlfriend had one. I was like, that thing seems so annoying.

But now that I have one, you can hold your phone in one hand and type on it with your thumb. It's like a holder. Do you I'm talking about? That's nifty. Does everybody know what I'm talking about? Yeah, and I need one. I've seen like 12-year-olds with them for like a year and I've always been like, what is this? And so I finally got one and put it on the back of it.

Is it a game changer? It's a life changer. Okay. Like I put it on and you put your fingers around it and then you never have to use your other hand for your phone. So with your other hand, you can like wave at people, you can like do the gun gun while you're typing. You can do all kinds of stuff. You do whatever you can.

Yeah. I wish I could like do the gun sign to people while I was typing text. Now I can. You can act like you're fully engaged with everybody. It's amazing. Lunchbox, I guess, got into a fight at a soccer game, which I just think you're too old to be doing that at this point. Like he's about be 36 years old.

What did that guy say to you to trigger the fight? Okay. So I'm on the field and I know that I got a little gray. my beard a little bit on the chin. And this dude has been kind of a jerked the whole game. And they just looked at me and he goes, dude, how much gray hair do you have in your beard? Are you too old to be playing in this league?

And I was just like, first of all, I didn't ask your opinion. Second of all, you need to shut up. And third of all, I called him a couple bad names. And what happened? I got a yellow card. Oh, no. What does that mean in rec soccer? Well, a yellow card just means you got to go sit out for a few minutes.

You got kicked out of the game? For a few minutes, you've got to go sit out, and then if you get another yellow card, you're out of the game completely. You're just on the sideline. Weren't you the guy, though, pretty recently making fun of other old guys in the league, like five years ago? Yeah, but I mean, to me, I was like, am I too old to be in the league? It was five to nothing at that point. Did he need to check the scoreboard? Because we were sure kicking their, you know what?

But I don't need you pointing out my gray beard. Like, I understand it. And I know I'm getting older and it's tough and it's hard to accept that fact. but I don't need you yelling at. You know, man, look at all that gray in your beard. How old are you? That was you, though, dude. That was you.

Seven years ago. Life comes at you so fast. Yeah. Now you're that guy. Yeah, I mean, I'm okay when I say it, but when someone else says it to me, not cool. I can talk the trash. You can't talk the trash.

Well, that means you can't take the trash talking. That's terrible logic, by the way. But I'm just saying you're now the older guy in the league. Tim McGraw put his house up on the market. It's his house, his side houses. It's like a field, the pasture, $18.5 million. So lunchbox, whose businessman making business moves, trying to get that money, made the call to try to buy this house to the realtor. Here we go.

Hello. May I speak with Steve, please? You got him. Hey, Steve, man. My name is Jason Givill. Man, you know, businessman making business deal trying to get that money. And I found a property online. I was trying to get some information on it.

Okay. For is 9-5 Creek. My wife was telling me that like a celebrity or something lived there. Is that really true? Well. Because she told me, she said that Tim McGraw lived there. He's been connected to the property before, but he did, you know. Wait, wait, wait.

But the Tim McGraw, like the singer? I know he has been involved with the property before. I don't know. Okay, so when you say like the main home on the property, like how big is that the main home? Probably about 6,000 square feet. Tim and Faith slept in one of those bedrooms. Is that what you're telling you? I didn't say that.

I have no idea. where they slept. I have no idea about that. One of the houses, they haven't been lived in for a while. So, like, if Tim and Faye's gotten a fight, like Tim would have to go sleep in the guesthouse? I have no idea about Tim and Fade. I can just represent the property itself. Okay, and it says, I think it said it had a couple ponds, right? It does have two ponds on them. So are you telling me Tim McGraw caught some fish in that pond? No, I did not tell you that. I did not say that at all.

Okay. What about, like, rolling passes? Like, tell me about the pastures. Well, beautiful pastures, and some are being used for quail hunting. So you're telling me that Tim and Faith may have had a picnic in that pasture? No, I did not say that Tim and Faith had a picnic in that pasture at all. Man, that is so crazy. It would be a beautiful place to have a picnic. Yeah, and so in the antebellum, right, a nice antebellum?

That's correct, yes. So are you telling me Tim and Faith wrote songs? No, no, I did not. say that. I can't believe this. I'm going to have to talk to the wife, and then we can call you back and set up a tour? No, after you give me a financial letter saying that you're qualified. Can we meet Tim and Faith? If you might have somebody that can introduce you to him, I cannot introduce it. Oh, my goodness, Tim and Faith? This is so crazy. When I call my wife, she's going to be tickled to death. Oh, man. Steve, thank you so much, man. I'm, man. Woo! All right, good talk to you.

Lunchbox. Yeah. Like, you went full Yosemite Sam in that. And Rick Flair. Yeah. He's a rascally barmit. And then Rick Fler, woo. Tickled and death.

Woo. She's going to be tickled and death. It was like a mixture of lunchbox, Rick Flair, and Yosemite Sam all at once. And so they won't give you a tour unless you'd show you have that much money. Right. You have to financially qualify that you can actually purchase the property or else everybody in their mom would be out there. But how much. How much do you need to actually go look at it, I wonder?

Because I'm sure you don't need full $18 million. Like if you were putting 20% down, it's $3.6 million if I'm doing the math here? Yeah, I don't have that. Yeah, I need a calculator. But I'm sure you're right. You were like really good math. I'm saying, would you need $4 million in your account to be able? I wonder.

Probably. They want to know that you need business. Tim Faith used bathroom there. I'm surprised that that got on the air. Well, thank you for hanging out on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones, on Twitter, Mr. Bobby Bones. Amy was real sick yesterday during the show. And not like chills and no fever. No poopy, nothing like that.

Just nausea. And so little smells were setting her off. And she started to eat meat again. And it's like all these things. And you even know, we're like, I've put out a little weight. Yeah. So Amy's like, oh, if I'm pregnant. So we left the show yesterday not really knowing what was going on.

but you're not sick today. No. So, but some people have been telling me morning sickness doesn't just always happen in the morning. They just call it that. So I don't know if. Is it consistent, though? Like, does it happen if you have it every day? Nope.

People have said they don't have it every day. Some women don't get it at all. And I just feel like every time I start to think maybe I'm a little bit pregnant and we do the whole, I do a pregnancy test thing. And then I'm like disappointed or I'm excited. I don't know what I feel anymore. I just know I have two kids coming and I just don't really think I have. time to be pregnant and just when I'm at peace with not ever getting pregnant, I'm like,

ooh, maybe I don't want to get pregnant, but do I? Maybe I do. I really want to know what it's like to be pregnant, but I felt like I was over that. So I'm not going to be emotional about it. It's whatever, you know? So whatever's part of my plan. If I flip a coin, heads you're pregnant, tails you're not pregnant. Oh. Okay? Which would you rather it land on? Hedge you're pregnant or tells you're not pregnant. Tails. Tell she's not pregnant. It is tails Okay Cool

Now I don't know if my brain is playing a trick on me Since I know your trick Yeah Well so if you do And I know you're not going to say Because if you really did take a pregnancy test off the air And it was positive You wouldn't tell us right away

See I've thought about that And I know you're supposed to keep it secret For like three months Just in case something goes wrong But I just really don't think That I'm capable of keeping that from I don't either People for three months

So Amy cannot keep secret Yeah Like Amy was giving my medical secrets out at work one day What? That was a mistake. No, what happened was... That was an honest mistake. The head of HR is like, okay, for you guys, like on the air, you can't be talking about because of insurance, whatever. And then, Bobby gets on the air and talks about therapy and starts going through all this stuff.

And I'm like, whoa, whoa, so then HR has to pull me in and have a talk. Like, you can't be sharing all of this. Right. And I'm not embarrassed about it any of it. Well, the therapy wasn't a secret. No, but to them, you can't... To them it was. You can't actually officially tell them.

I know. And I said it in front of it. everybody that mattered. Yeah. So I had to have a talk with HR. Yeah, you just kind of talk a lot. Yeah. But now that was a long time ago.

It'd be a great storyline if you were pregnant while having two new kids. Like he's 10 year old and a six year old. Bobby, baby, baby, baby, baby, but honestly, with a 10 year old and a six year old coming and they're going to be in school and keeping this job, like that seems realistic to me, fine. But do you really think that with them coming and me being pregnant, I could continue? Continue doing what? Well, I mean, and after I give birth, I have a brand new baby at home.

For this show? Yeah. For the money you make? Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. You're asking me the right answer? Yeah, of course you could.

Can I bring the baby to work? No. You can have a nanny and keep out in the hall or something. I'll have a special room, like a nursery? What else? My office is in Nashville. My office is used for everything anyway. We have the worst equipment in Nashville.

It's so. Our studio, and God bless Jerry House because he ran Nashville forever. And I'm just a shadow. And like Jerry House is a country music legend. We still have his radio board from when he was doing the mornings in our Nashville studios. And so my office is not only my office. It's also the green room. It's also the storage unit.

So it's just what it is. And soon to be nursery. And soon to be nursery. Yeah. If you want. Really? Really? Y'all, we should just start that. The whole show gets to bring kids or whatever. We have a little daycare. It'll be Eddie Jr., Eddie Jr. Jr.'s play palace.

I mean, let's start tomorrow. Yes. I feel like some companies do that. They do. They let you bring your babies to work and they have someone there to help you. They let you bring your dogs to work. It's this whole progressive thing. It's amazing. We'll talk. Be progressive. Be progressive. If you're pregnant, when have I ever not been super accommodating any one of your life needs? ever in the history of your life never never not really honestly that I can think of

so that just makes me feel all kinds of amazing things I hope you're pregnant these things in the back of phones are called pop sockets oh that's okay I put mine on my phone and I don't know it was called my girlfriend had a one my girlfriend and 12 year olds basically I've seen with them like your girlfriend's not 12 years old no and 12 year old like I just think the way you merge that together

so I put one back on my phone it's a life changer a pop socket if I like if I'm if I'm Snapchating, right? And I want to punch somebody in the face, I have that free hand to do it. Yeah. So it's called a pop socket. I recommend them. Also, I've been playing this app called Piano Tiles. Are you familiar with this game? No. Oh, it's changed my life too.

I'm not a big app game player, right? Yeah. It's Piano Tiles, and what you do is you have to hit your thumb on every one of the tiles as it scrolls down. And like you play Twinkle Tinkle, Tingle, for example, I'll play right now. Like you push Start, and I'm hitting the, look at the, but I'm hitting the tiles, and you have to like keep up with it as it goes. Can you hear it? Yeah. So you have to, anyway, it's called piano tiles.

I fly it all time. It's amazing. It's like the most... Hear it. And it's just scrolling down, you have to, like, hit the right tiles. Okay. I'm sure that's really good for your brain. Stuff like that really is. Remember the apps we used to play all the time? What was the trivia when we used to play against each other all the time? Trivia crack. No, what? I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. It was called Trivia Crack. I'm pretty sure it was.

I'm pretty sure it was. Why would we have a game called trivia crack? I don't know, dude, but we played it all the time. Yeah. There we go. That's why. It's called trivia. It was really called trivia crack? Yeah, I think so.

Like, what are some of the apps that have, like, swept up? Remember when the stupid Pokemon thing happened? Mm-hmm. That one was a game too. Like that. I never once played that. Well, I did. I know.

I played it for a long time. And there was that, there was trivia crack, apparently. It's what's called. What do you play, Eddie, the one you play? Right now? I play a golf one right now. No, the one that was really popular. No, no gambling on golf.

Come on. Oh. What's the other one? And Narcos. You play narcos on your phone? Yeah, it's really cool. What? Is that like a...

You deal drugs on your phone? No, well, I guess you kind of do that, but it's really just building up your cartel. That's all you do, and then you get attacked in the middle of the night while you're sleeping. Okay, that's terrible. That's not a real game, man. Yes, it is. No, it's not. No.

I can't tell if he's lying or not. No, I'm like that's serious. See, what it is, you log on, you build your coat palette. Is that a free app or you paid for it? It's free. Okay. You pay for it, and if you don't keep paying, they come for you. Yeah, I'd be scared.

They're like, the cartels collecting info on you. What a crap. I cannot believe that game. I got the new 13 Reasons Why app. Oh, that's a bad. No, I'm just saying that's terrible. That's terrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.

Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Tomorrow Dave Ramsey will be in. Dave Ramsey's on hundreds of radio stations. He's made multi-million. of dollars, just being smart at finance. And so he'll come in because Lunchbox is getting a $10,000 tax return, so we're going to

have a talk about that. Ray is owed $50,000 from a gambling website that he's never going to get, and Eddie gambles too much. So we're bringing basically a money therapist into the studio tomorrow. On Friday, Chris Stapleton will be in, and he'll come in with his guitar and he'll play. Awesome. Yeah, on Friday, Chris Ableton's new album comes out, too, so that'd be cool. Big day.

On Instagram, you can follow our Insta stories. I'm just not into Insta stories as much as I am Snapchat. I love them. But let me tell you why. Because on Snapchat, I follow people to watch their literal videos. On Instagram, I may follow a company that I cared nothing about to see a picture. Why, though? Why do you follow them?

I follow, like, 400 people on Instagram. I follow like 20 on Snapchat. Oh. I mean, I agree. I don't care to see 400 Insta videos. Yeah. And I don't get as many impressions even when I put them up. So I'm a Snapchat and you're an Insta video person.

I'm an Insta video all the way. Like, I love the stories. And if I just don't want to see it, I click through it. And then I think it calculates which ones I like the most, and it always shows those ones up front. Like, when you have a video, since I follow you a lot, if you ever do post an Insta video, which is every now and again, like yours will pop up in my feed, like right away.

And I'm like, oh, look, Bobby made ends a video. I just post pictures on Instagram for the most part. Well, and what picture, the football team from your hometown, what is that thing they were doing? Like the can't, what is that? The daps. They were doing that, yes. They were doing that, yes.

Debs? Yes. Okay, that's one of my favorite, like, moves to do, and I didn't really know it was football-related, but it is because the football team's doing it in the uniforms that you bought them, and they gave you a shout out in their yearbook. They said, thank you, Bobby Bones, for our uniforms in the yearbook. Yeah, it was a nice. It was a nice picture.

Super nice. It was cool. I know you don't have that out there that you did that. No, I took a picture of the yearbook and put it. I don't bring up on the radio or anything. I know. I just know that it's not like a known thing that you went to. Those are the, like, little things that you sprinkle throughout, like, the love you get back to your hometown and, like, what it means to you. And you do so much more that nobody even hears about. But the fact that you bought there and you played football there. So football means a lot to you. That's where you grew. I feel like that's where you grew to be, like, the man that you are. Coach Gandaw.

Now I feel awkward. Yeah. I mean, I even know your coach. I don't even want to talk about this anymore. Okay. Well, I'm just saying. I felt awkward. It's, oh, listen, those kids are looking sharp. The uniforms look good, huh? Why don't you keep wanting to call it the Cam Newton? What's that? Because he's the one who made it famous.

Okay. And it's a DAP. It can be whatever you want it to be. Well, they look good. All right. Shout out. Show. Thank you for being here.

Hope your Wednesday goes awesome. You can follow me on Snapchat, Bobby Bones, show. We'll love for you to follow over there. Tomorrow's throwback Thursday. Friday, Chris Stapleton will be in the studio. We'll play a song in the studio with his guitar. We just appreciate you being part of the team here. We'll see you on Thursday morning.

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