The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Tries To Get Into A Bank Vault + Judge Common Sense: Can You Attend An Ex’s Wedding?

Episode Date: August 28, 2018

Lunchbox attempts to rap his way into a bank vault. Judge Common Sense presides on the topic of attending an ex’s wedding. Also, Amy gives her final snooze update with her snooze partner Jessica. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Look at us. I had some things talk about. Lunchbox, you were just out of the room. We finished the show. But I was telling this show that I'm doing a Bobbycast. They haven't told them yet. This week with Daughtry. Oh, boy. I know, because we haven't got along before. And I don't have any beef now. And dude, that was 10 years ago. What's the story behind this? It wasn't a good experience. But, like, I don't even care anymore. Like, I haven't, people have had, I've had bad days. And had a bad day with Chris Daughtry. But I am totally cool.

Remind me what he's saying? Now, he was an American Idol. He had hits. He legitimately had hits. He's a bald guy. I remember that. Yeah. So, but they reached out and they were like, hey, he lives in Nashville.

I didn't know that. Really? And they're like, hey, he feels bad. And I was like, why? I probably caught him on a bad day. It feels bad 10 years later? I don't know. I really don't know.

But he's, I was like, yeah, bring him over. Let's talk. Let's chop it up, as they say. That'll be interesting. So that'll be, it'll probably, it'll be nothing. I mean, it'll be good. I'm saying it'd be nothing bad. Will you talk about the past or you just kind of move on?

literally just think he was having a bad day. And we were just idiot DJs and Kansas. And if I judged, if people judge me on every day that I was sick or didn't get enough sleep. And it's not like I come across the warmest anyway because I feel like no one wants to talk to me. So I just kind of standoffish on the corner, meaning I don't want to bother anyone. But I do see how that can come off as, oh, he doesn't want to talk to anyone.

Which it's not that. It's just, I don't want to bother it. So there's also. what we deal with and we project our own feelings out of other people. So yeah, he's coming over Thursday. Oh, well, tell him I said hello. I won't. Well, thanks.

But he means to know you are. Did you do something too? No, no, no, I didn't do anything. Okay. I'm just, I was wondering why you were waiting for lunchbox to come in there. Because he was, him and I were together in Kansas the last time we saw him. Okay. But I literally haven't thought anything good or bad about him in a while.

And I hope he's doing great. But yeah, that's going to, that'll be Thursday. So what is he doing now? Not sure. They just reached out. You're just kind of like, he reached out and said, yes, let's do it. Yeah, he reached out and said, hey, when it connects you guys, I was like, love to talk to you. So he's going to come over to the house Thursday.

Hey, what's it like to have all those people come to your house? Most of the time it's pretty cool. Yeah? Because I just go upstairs. The hardest thing for me is to put pants on because I mean. Well, I'm in my house. But there's this, I have a studio now. Yeah.

And so I would just wear shorts or sweats. But when someone comes over and you're doing work, I have to put on stupid. shoes. You have to kind of dress up in your own house. Yeah, it's so stupid. Especially if I don't know them that well. If someone comes over like John Party, I don't even think I was wearing underwear. I was just, I was Winnie the Pooh in it.

Just a t-shirt and nothing else. Oh, wow. Cool. Lucky for John Party. Yeah, so I think he was too. So, you know, that's definitely a different vibe because I'm, you know, it's like, Oh, Kimberly Schlabman, who I really like from Little Big Town, but it's not like we've hung out a whole lot personally.

It's like she's coming over. I got to put on pants and shoes. I got to get dressed. Yeah, and I don't even put on like flip-flops. I'll put on tennis shoes. And then when the show's over, when the interview's over, this is what it's like. It's a good question because this is behind this.

By the way, I do a podcast called The Bobbycast. It's where artists come over. It's one-on-one interviews for an hour. Sometimes more, it's more, it's less. Songwriters, producers. It's really in-depth music stuff. So what happens is sometimes I'll be downstairs. Sometimes I'll already be upstairs going over notes.

Because I like to record the commercials before they come in. So in the middle of a podcast, I'm not like, hey, hold on one second there, Maddie and Tay. let me read this about and then do that. Sometimes I'll be up the recording before they get there. But sometimes I'll be downstairs and we go, hey, what's up? You're good? They knock on the door.

It's always a bit awkward too. They're coming over to somebody's house. Yes, yes. It's awkward for sure. So it's kind of like, hey, good to see you. Do you offer them a drink? Absolutely. Okay.

Alcohol an option? No, no alcohol. And upstairs, there's a little mini fridge. You've been up in that room. I have. It's a nice room. Yeah, you should at least have wine or something up there. No, no wine because I'm going to spilling it.

They're there for an hour. You got to get your lush on in one hour. You're there for an hour. People serve wine at a hair place. Yeah, they're not a hair place. Hail salons. Amy, tell them. They're coming to do their promo.

Why don't give them wine on this show? Well, I don't know why we're going to. Because it's nine in the morning. No one's going to drink wine. So they come over and my studio is upstairs. And they go, hey, whatever. Good to see you. Let's go upstairs.

If I don't know them at all, I usually be upstairs kind of waiting to make it less awkward. So it's a bit more professional like they're walking into a studio. I'm like, hey, good to see you. If I know them, I'll go to see you. the door, give him a hug. Just depends. Then we go upstairs and Mike D has that little producer table and like, all right, here we go.

And it's like, hey, it's episode one, whatever. Welcome to the Bobbycast. We do the whole show. It's a bit awkward for them at first because they've never, hardly any of them ever done a one-on-one hour-long interview. And it's a bit exhausting for me because I've got to be dialed in for an hour. Like, just like, focus.

Listen to their questions, thinking to the next one, trying to hear what they're saying before I even go to the next one. So it's a little taxing on me, but then it's a little taxing on me. but then it's over and it's like the end and take the headphones off and you're just sitting at the table and it's like, well, you gotta get in my house. What now?

Yeah, you gotta go home but you gotta get out of here. And so I usually walk, I'm like, I have to make that movement toward the door upstairs. Oh, you just start walking that way. So I just gotta take my headphones off again and I start walking away and talking at the same time.

That means follow me. So then they follow me, walk down the stairs. And there have been a couple people that have stayed and I've had a long conversation. Like, one, if I'm tired, I don't say and have a long conversation after

but if I'm not and we've like really like hit it off and you have more to talk about off the year we stay and talk for a little bit Matt Carney we went in the backyard

and talked for a bit really? Ryan Hurd we went and drove around for a bit drove around yeah I like Ryan though man that's why I wear

my neckloss like Ryan Hurd I know I know we know that um High Valley came over and we talked for a while because I wanted to know

kind of you know just hung out Yeah, I went in the backyard. Talk for a little bit. Brandon Lancaster from Lanko. So that's how you know, like, if the artist is listening. I mean, if Bobby likes it, you're going to go to the backyard.

They're probably not listening to this anyway. So now you've got to take everyone in the backyard. I do not. Brandon Lancaster, I send the house. Oh, gosh. You really like Brandon Lancaster. For an hour. For an hour from Lanko.

Yeah. Because I was going to be your forever. You're going to be my wife. So when I went the other day, you know, that's the one thing I noticed. By the way, Promo, Eddie and I did an episode. on the best music movies. Yeah, thank you for inviting me to. Either documentaries or like biopics about the person

that's kind of fictional or just pure fiction. Yeah, you came. I came and I thought the beginning was awkward because I did walk in. And I know you and you didn't have to greet me or whatever. I didn't greet you at all. No, you were in your room for like a good 20 minutes. Oh, my bedroom bedroom.

Yeah, you didn't even come out. So I walk in and just to set the scene. And Mike D's in there, quiet Mike. And this is quiet Mike on off the, it's just quiet all the time. So it was just me and Mike in the living room. But you're part of the family. We don't have to do anything to the family. But I'm just hoping that that's not the greeting that everyone gets when they come.

You're part of the family. Because you might want to set something up like, hey, welcome, almost like the tonight show. Like, okay, come on in. You look good, look good. Is this studio up here? Can I get you a drink? You need anything? I do that.

Okay, good. Yeah, yeah. That's the only thing I noticed. I'm like, man, an artist comes in here. You come over to the house. You just walk in the front door. I sit him down with quiet Mike in the living room for 15 minutes. Okay.

All right. Cool, man. I had fun. It was great. There's a new one. Yeah, check that out. Search Bobbycast wherever you listen to your podcast. It was fun.

We could have done longer, but you had to go pick up your kid or something. I had, yeah, Daddy Duty. Eddie's kind of my music expert. I bring in Eddie and we talk about music together. And we did. We finished and we were like, dude, we can go on and on about this. Two hours of this. I love it.

Yeah. So Dodgers coming Thursday. Kind of excited about that. See what has that been up to. That's it. That's it? Anything else if I want to say? I forgot what I was going to talk about.

But that's how the podcast works at my house. Thanks for the breakdown. It's quite the podcast, too. People love that podcast. People talk about it all the time. Yeah, it's crazy which ones that people really hold on to. Some of them... What's your top listen so far?

John Mareer still? When Jaco and I got to a fight. Oh, really? That's the top listen. Still. Wow. Crushes. That was awkward.

Dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Dude, you're weird. No, you're weird, dude. No, dude, you're much weirder than I am, dude. Jake Owen, Chris Stapleton, is up there. The new Brett Eldridge one is in the top five now of all time, and it's jumped quick.

That's because he got real. That's because it got real deep, yeah. Karen Fairchild. Karen Fairchild from Little Big Towns, she came over, has got one of the top ones. You know, there are a lot of songwriters, too, that people don't know their names. But once they hear the stories, they end up word of mouth going, the Ashley Gorely one's good. Have we talked about Karen Fairchild's son on the Jumbotron? No.

That's pretty funny. Yeah, and a chill out, too sure. Yeah. I think Amy posted it. I thought that was really funny. Yeah. Well, listeners were sending it to us because we just did that shirt real quick for 48 hours for Stevenson's birthday to go to the orphanage in Haiti. And like, first of all, that Karen even went on and bought a shirt for her son. That's amazing. Then secondly, that he wore it to a Cubs game and ended up on the Jumbotron and on TV.

Yeah, and flossing fast. Oh, gosh. He's got skills. And then Jimmy Philharicesterbitton was laughing so hard in the background. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, his face is just, like, he's so intense doing that floss. I love it. Did your kid floss?

Yes, they floss all the time. Yeah, well, the junior, my 10-year-old, he can floss, like, legitimately. And he's got the same face that Karen's kid did, like, is intense. It's really fast, very choppy, but he nails it. The little one, he tries, but he's got no rhythm. Lunchbox, can your baby floss? Yep. Holds the bottom on one hand and flosses with the other.

I'm telling you, my kid is very advanced. There you go. Well, we're going to start the show now. Amy, anything you want to say? Yeah, I hope everyone has a great day Love that about you Consistent And loving

Didn't change Doesn't change Lunchbox anything Don't forget to get that nap in today People, it's very important for your health There you go Always looking out of people's health That's right

Good dude right there I want them to live a long, healthy life And here comes the show from today On Tuesday, August 28th And away we go Folks, it's your buddy And my Mr. Bobby Bones

Hey More Studio Morning Where do we start I have a pages of stuff To talk about I sat home all night last night and made notes. I was inspired today to come in.

What you got on there? Well, we can start with you, Eddie, since you're just talking about it. So I hear your wife wants to play fantasy football? Yeah. And I'm kind of not opposed to the idea. Now, because you would like, be honest. Yes. Don't be radio, Eddie.

No, no. Real honest, Eddie. Is it because you would like her to do something with you? Or is it because you would like to watch football more, not have her be saying, hey, don't watch football as much. Okay, okay. I see what you're saying here. This Eddie R. video producer who sits to my right.

I'm curious to know your answer. I am trying to incorporate her in more things that I do in my life. Sundays are pretty much gone. I am not even around on Sundays because I'm glued to the couch and the TV from noon all the way to 10 p.m. Oh, that sounds awful. That's really my life when football season starts. And you have kids, right? Yeah, two kids.

And they'll come in and out of the room. and sometimes we do like snacks or whatever but in reality my wife is just like you know what you're just going to leave you on the couch we're going to go do stuff this is my attempt to get her to hang out and be passionate about something I'm passionate about. So really though it's just so you can watch football like I feel

you're leading us down the rabbit trail of distrust lunchbox? It's radio Eddie again. It's radio Eddie. It's radio Eddie. Just say because you want to watch football all day and her be okay with it. I just don't see her sitting with me for 12 hours. But some though, even some. Like you get her interested. Yeah if you get her into the fantasy

football she might want to watch maybe I wouldn't but. Is your husband watching football already? Like preseason? Oh yeah. There was a game on the other day and I was like has football started? Like I don't know. And I think it was even a rerun of a game. Oh no. I'm like, okay, he's like, I'm just getting in the mood, getting pumped up. You got to get loose.

You got a stretch before you actually go out. Yeah. I'm like this is ridiculous. Well, welcome to Tuesday show. We'll start on that. See, Eddie. Great. When you pipe in early, that's what happens. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Ray Mundo in California. A man was arrested for jumping the fence at LAX.

He went on to the runway, but luckily cops got him before he did anything. In other news, more airline news, JetBlue is making it more expensive to check a bag. Starting today, your first check bag is $30. Your second is $40. And finally, the Statue of Liberty was evacuated yesterday after a propane tank caught fire. Luckily, there was no damage to the statue. All these people are in a country band. Amy so I'll name the member of the band it's tough oh great all you have to do is

someone with band they're in okay okay Matthew Ramsey now he's in a country band Matthew Ramsey even the lead singer he's the lead singer yeah I was gonna say Landco but that's not the lead singer Matthew Ramsey I'm sorry dancer is Old Dominion you got a love like there's no such thing as a broken heart and I love I have all dominion, but sadly I did not know that. How about Lanko? Who's the lead singer Lanko? Brandon Lancaster.

There you go. That's good. I was going to be your forever. How about Randy Owen? What band is he? Why are you whispering to me off the mic? Because I feel bad. Randy Owen.

Eddie, do know this one? I do know this one. Go ahead. Should I spoil it? Spoil it. Go for it. Alabama. fiddle in the band

That lead guitar is hot But not for Louisiana Okay Brian Kelly, Amy Oh Brian Kelly Don't be looking at them I'm just wondering if you know

Brian Kelly He's a part of what band Go ahead Don't look at them You're looking for help Okay No not they're not gonna get to me We're not helping

Okay I don't know No help her Oh oh is it a boy Like is it not just country It's all country Brian Kelly I don't know Eddie

Florida Georgia law. Excuse me, you guys buy BK? Yeah, that's right. You can't get it right now. No, no, you missed that. No, no, no, no. So far, you're only two for four.

Yeah, except for, I'd never called him Brian Kelly. That's his name. I know, I call him BK. No, you don't. All right. Yes, I do. Marty McGuire. Marty McGuire is a member of what band?

I don't know. Dixie Chicks. No one said boys. I know. Amy's two for five. She'd be failing hard. I know. Philip Sweet.

Oh, a little big down. You better get that one right. That's your friend. I know. We're down to the final one. You're three for six. You have to get this one. Well to graduate.

Come on, Amy. Come on, you can do it, Amy. Ready? Yeah. Dave Haywood. Lady Annabellum. There you go. Okay, okay.

One more. Yeah, yeah, I guess you another one. This is the hardest one of all. Harder than... Yeah. Oh, boy. Than the ones I missed. Zach Brown.

Oh, let me think about this. Zach Brown? Eddie, do you know all this? I wouldn't have gotten Marty McGuire. You would have thought there was a dude? Yes, for sure. I was like, Marty. I was going to get Shannon Doa.

There you go. And what's he saying there? Adios and via con Dios. Which is kind of ironic because adios means go with God. And via con Dios is go with God. Oh, so it's go with God, go with God. Oh, I never knew that about that song. These are romantic gestures that are actually red flags if it happens early in a relationship.

Ooh, okay, interesting. Using pet names too early. Okay, why is that a red flag? Well, let's say you're dating a month and all of a sudden you're a pokey. Uh-huh. I'm probably running for the hills. Really? Yeah.

Okay, see, I'm going to be scared of that, but... You wouldn't be scared of that? I don't think so. I've never had a pet name for anybody I've dated. Yeah. Mine haven't really been pets, but just like, babe, honey. That's a pet name. Okay.

But Kooky sounds way more like pet. Yeah. Or sugar buns. Sugar buns. Ignoring their friends for you. Okay, yeah. I would see that as a red flag. Why?

Because you need to keep your own... life going, especially in the beginning. Like, if they're willing to, like, cut that soon, it's like, ooh, they might be a little like too much you, and you're going to need them to have their own friends. Texting you nonstop. I mean,

listen, here's the thing about... I'm overcommunicated. Let me tell you about all these red flags. They're only red flags if you're just kind of on the fence about person. Yeah, they're texting you a lot, and you're really into them. You're like, yeah. Those are the greatest flag ever. I'm so glad they texted me. It's a fine line between being bold and being a psycho-stall.

Walker. Yeah. And I think that, you know, we've all kind of dabbled on both sides of it. Because it's, again, if they like you, wow, you're bold. If they don't like you, you're nuts. And they tell their friends. If they like you, they tell your friends, oh, he's so romantic. He just does things.

He just goes on a whim and follows his heart. If you're crazy to then, I was like, oh, my God, you want to stop texting me? He's nuts. Is the whole thing of like, because you're, Bobby, you're single. Yeah. Was the whole, like, trying to hold back in communication still thing, like wait three days or wait an hour to text? The texting is a bit of a thing.

Like, do you see a response and sometimes you wait three hours just because? No, but here's something, because I've, you know, I'm kind of getting back into the world to being single, like actually going, all right, let's see what happens. And I don't want to over text. I don't wait three days, but I, yeah, I won't blow it up. But you get busy. I mean, purposely, you're like, oh, I'm going to wait for you. I don't even know, because you can always, you're always by your phone. Like, I'm always by my phone.

I know, which is always like when I question, when I have her back from me, I'm like, okay. Except for when you're texting. Then I'm probably very busy. But you just don't want to be too much too early. Eventually, it gets to that point. Okay. You don't want to be too much too early. Okay.

But if she's into you, being too much is okay. I know, I know, but she may not be into you. She may be on the fence and you're trying to hold it. Other ones are wanting to meet the parents as soon as possible, which is crazy. I feel like I always wanted my boyfriends to meet my parents way too fast. You did? Like, they didn't want to meet my parents. I wanted them to, just because my parents, my family was so important to me that I, like in college when I was, had a boyfriend, I couldn't wait for him to come home and meet my parents.

And we don't even know like twice. Yeah, that's definitely a red flag. Maybe why I didn't work out a whole out for you. I mean, there's early years. Here we go. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. It's the 30-second skinny. Kenny Chesney honored his one million ticket holder Karen from Boston.

She got a trip to anywhere she chose. and New England Patriots season tickets. Luke Bryan, Dan & Shea, and Sugarland will be announcing the nominees for this year's CMA Awards. Check out Bobby Bones.com at 8 a.m. Central Time today for the full list. Cole Swindell topped the country album chart for the first time with the release of his third album, All of It. I'm Morgan number two, and that's the skinny. Bobby Jones. No.

Bones. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Damn it's not been good. You never know where you're going to find love, and Max was training for a paddleboard marathon. So he wanted people to help him train, so he posts on Facebook. And this girl, Andy said, I'll come out there with you. Well, Max is out there for hours, and he collapses, passes out. She gives him CPR, brings him back to life.

Then they start dating. First kiss starts with that CPR. Oh, wow. Yeah. Wow. That was her first kiss? That was her first kiss. That was her first kiss.

No. No, no, no, no. Unless she's like, breathe, one two. That's not a kid. Well, she's a doctor and she knew how to do it. She saved his life. Then they started dating. That's a good story, though.

That's Tell Me Something Good. Good stuff right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Utah. A man was waiting to cross the street when there was a freight train going through town.

He's like, I'll just wait. I'll just wait. It's going about 15 miles an hour. He gets impatient. He says, you know what? I've seen it on the movies. I can just roll right underneath it. Oh, boy.

And so he went rolling underneath it. He rolled underneath the train? Yeah, but he got hit by the train. Hold on a minute. Hold on a minute. The train's going right in front of him. He's not seeing it coming. It's literally going in front of him. Right, but it's only going about 15 miles an hour. And so because he's seen it in the movies, he decides he's going to roll underneath the train as it's going.

Yes. And he got hit by the train. Hmm. Yeah. So what happens here at the end? Is he still alive? Yeah, as far as I know, he's alive. As far as I know. Because in boneheads, people aren't supposed to die. Yeah, and they don't die.

But he got hit by the train. But what part of his body got hit? Did anything bad happen, like with his body? I just says he got hit by the train. As far as we know, he's just hit by the train. The guy's just chilling hit. Did anyone save him? Did they take him to the hospital?

It just says he was hit by the train. Oh, okay. On Lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day. What's the moral of the story? Don't roll underneath trains. Okay. There you have it. You heard it here first, folks.

Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Hey, let's go to Ashley in West Virginia. Hey, Ashley. Hey. Good morning to you. We're good. Everybody good in here?

Yeah. We're good. We're rocking and rolling. What would you like to know? Well, I kind of, you know, I listen to your story every time I come to work in the mornings because I travel from Franklin to Harrisonburg, Virginia, which is about an hour. And I know that you have been trying to find that. perfect woman to start your life for, but I think the reason that you haven't found her is because

you haven't come to friends on Lex Virginia to find one like me. Oh, interesting. You may be right. I have not been there to find you. She's making a point here. I have not. Yeah, the whole thing, that's a whole weird thing for me. Like, I'm 38 now, I've never been engaged. Is that baggage? Amy, let's say you and I, we're both single, right? And let's say you're, whatever age, 30, 33, 38. And I've never been engaged, never been married, have no kids. I'm a 38-year-old to grow, A grown adult man. Is that baggage that I have never had any of that? No, I feel like, I don't want to call this baggage.

It's not the right word. But baggage would be if you'd had more things going on. But isn't that normal life if you'd have had things going on? Oh, so like if you, yeah. I don't see that as baggage. I see that as you legit, once they understand and know where you're coming from, you have been so dedicated to your career that you haven't made time for other things. But do you feel that I am trending.

toward the direction of opening myself up and making time. Like, do you see that in me at all? I do see it. You do? Like, really? Not just asking. No, I know. I think you're asking honestly, and I'm giving you an honest answer. I do see you headed that direction. I do see you, you have the desire and you're actually taking proactive steps to work through some of the stuff you're considering as baggage. So would you say we're more of, you know, jet boat or like troll and motor speed? Turn me actually. We're on a rowboat. Oh, a rowboat. Even slower than troll the motor. Oh, okay.

Oh, but I mean, you're, you row fast. Ashley, what do you think about all that? I think it's a good thing because it shows women that you're like, go ahead and you need to focus on what you want to accomplish in your life, and then you're finally hitting that point where you're ready to let somebody enjoy everything that you've accomplished with you. Mm-hmm. With you.

And you know, I'm going to tell you, that's the thing. The loneliest that I ever feel is when I'm actually doing something that's cool. because you know, become pretty successful at this job and I get to do a lot of cool things, but the cooler the thing, the lonelier I feel because I'm doing it by myself. And so like this, I love this job, I love what I'm doing here.

I don't feel so lonely. Well, it's just doing radio show. But when it's like, hey, you get to go do cool things and I'm like, well, I don't anybody to do it with, that's when it really stinks. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah, I can be sad by myself pretty easy.

That's awesome. I mean, no problem. But it's enjoying things. It's tough for me to enjoy anything because I do it alone. mostly just me and Mike D. Now. And he's got a girlfriend. Oh,

I mean, I know. I look forward to the day where you actually legit, you're ready to do that and share and enjoy things with others. And two, not to like dig too deep into it,

but it's almost like for you, well, you just admitted to feeling your loneliest or saddest at those times when something really cool is happening. Because you don't, you have some close friends, but like you don't,

like, you can't just pick up the phone and call your mom and say, lost your mom and you don't have a relationship with your dad. So it's not like you can just pick up and call a family member that you feel super close to and be like, well, this just happened to me. Yeah, I don't really have a family member that I'm close to at all. Yeah, so I feel like that adds to the, that's maybe why you also feel your loneliness. But having a partner

to share that with will help with those feelings. That's right. Well, maybe Ashley, it's you. Maybe it is. I'm going to drive over there today. Okay. You busy? What do you do for lunch? Thank you for calling. Thanks for listening. Bones, tell her you're joking. Good. Oh, yeah, I'm joking. Don't make plans today.

I'm joking. I work today. Yeah. Bobby Bones show. Over to Chris in Tampa. Hey, Chris. Hey, Bobby, what's going on, man? Man, just doing a morning show.

I appreciate you waking up and listening. What can I help you with? Yeah, man. Hey, I was just wondering, I don't know if I missed it because I was in and out all day every day last week. But you had a huge decision to make in like 48 hours, and I never heard if you gave us an update on that or if you're allowed to or what? That's a good question because sometimes I say things and forget to update. And I've updated

Amy privately. So I guess by doing that I felt like updated everybody, which isn't really the thing, right? What had happened was I was talking about, I went for a run and the story really was about how I went or ran what I thought was seven miles. It was like 1.2 miles and everything was hurting. My feet were hurt, my back, my shoulder. And I was running to kind of clear my mind and running doesn't clear my mind. It just hurts my body. And so I had a really tough decision to make. And I did make it and I can't announce it yet. I can't. You know what, Amy.

I know, but when can you? I can't even say. Let me just say it's big. It is big. How big? And it will affect everyone on the show. Oh, boy. Yeah.

I can't, and I wouldn't have brought this back up to just, you know, chum the waters, but Chris is asking. So, yeah, Chris, you didn't miss anything. Happy to tell you. Okay. All right. Well, appreciate the update. Soon.

Not really too much of one. Yeah, you definitely didn't miss it. You didn't miss it. You didn't miss it. The update is that there's enough. It's something I've been working on for a long time and I had to make a decision about it and I did. And I even pulled Amy aside who's, you know, my closest everyday friend and asked her

thoughts and she gave them to me and then away I went. So, yeah, soon enough. The way he went. And you feel good about it, huh? I feel great about it. Okay, there you go. That's all that matters. That's right.

Hello, you're on the air, Tom, in Texas. By the way, I'll be able to announce it in the next few weeks. It's not six months away. A few weeks, right? I would assume so. Yeah, okay. Tom in Texas. What, buddy, you're on the air.

Yes, sir. Hey. Go ahead. Oh, I just had a bunch of questions. I was wondering if Amy ever decided her whether or not she's going to homeschool or children. No, how's that coming? Oh, that's still on the table. But aren't they in school now?

They are. We would just pull them out and enter them into a homeschooling program. Can you not just take that off the table? I like where they are now. And they're my kids. It's still on the table. And don't, I wouldn't be the teacher if that's what you're worried about. Oh, it was what I was worried about.

That was all I was worried about. No, and that's why we're still trying to figure it out because there's some learning little facilities they would go to and some group activities they would be a part of. And we're just trying to figure all that out. All right, kids, now for your lesson about real housewives. Sit down, watch this film strip. And now we're going to do PE or do some yoga.

Anything else, Tom? Oh, yeah. I was wondering how close Raymundo is getting to being able to dunk a basketball. Oh yeah, Ray Mundo, our audio producer, I said he was going to be able to dunk a basketball because you've been doing some new leg workout? Yeah, it's a jump program. They said it typically takes about three months. I'd say I'm a month and a half away. You're five foot six? Yeah. And you think you can almost dunk a basketball? Absolutely. I can touch the rim, but what I'm working on. You can't touch the rim. You can't touch the rim. You can't touch the rim.

Yeah. You can't touch the rim. You can't touch the rim. Okay, this is tomorrow, right? Tomorrow on the show? Can we find a basketball? Please. Yeah, we got one right down the road I'll put some money on that that you can't touch the rail And I'll give you two to one even So forever I'm not even bedding you straight up

Like are you jumping from a box? How many jumps does he get? Three Yeah! Are you okay That is so easy I've been doing that since high school You've been touching the rim

Wait but you've been training for a month and a half To be able to dunk I gotta be able to cup the ball That's my problem right now Hey Tom We're doing this tomorrow Tom That's awesome I'm glad you call thank you very much Thank you.

All right, there he is. How much money? It doesn't matter. You tell me how much you want to bet, Ray, because I'll double up whatever you want to bet. Touch? Can you grab it? No, I don't care. I just touch it.

Just got to touch it. Okay. How much do you want to bet, Ray? I say we do $50. Okay, so that's $100 if you get it, but $50 if you don't. Yeah. Okay. Tomorrow on the show, Ray's going to touch the rim.

And if I win, I'm just going to donate it. I'm not even going to keep it. I'm excited to prove myself to you guys. I just never seen you jump, so I have no idea about your hops, but. Oh, I doubt it. Amy was telling me that she went shopping.

What were you buying clothes? Yeah, I was just looking for some outfits, like trying on things. And the salesperson, we, you know, you sort of get a relationship with someone when you're there for like 20 minutes because they're helping you pick out things. And somehow it came up that, you know, I was away from the, I had limited time because I got two kids. I got to work fast. So I guess it came up that I had two kids. And then once I put on this one particular outfit, which I thought was super cute. cute but I wanted her opinion on it. I kind of went out to the hallway and we were checking

out in the mirror and she was like, wow, you look really good for having two kids. And I was like, thanks. And I kind of like soaked up that moment. I felt like I needed a compliment. I wasn't feeling that cute, you know, just run into the mall. I felt like I looked awful and, you know, just felt like I'd been mom in it. And I kind of went back into the dressing room and I was like, dang, I never corrected her and said that I adopted the two kids. Because I think she was implying because it was sort of like this two piece and like my stomach showed a little bit. I think she was implying like, wow, for two kids, like thinking that I had been pregnant and birth two children. And I just sort of soaked it up.

And then went back in it was, I said thank you. I mean, she complimented me on like looking at a certain way and having two kids. So I just said thank you. And then I never corrected her. And then I thought about it ever since like, oh man, I should have told her. You should not have. And here's why. Why?

Because if you would have went to her and said, hey, I appreciate that. the compliment, but I didn't have two babies come out of my body. I've adopted two children. Maybe she's second-guesses the next time she wants to compliment someone. Okay. So anytime you can anytime you can cultivate the compliment culture, because nothing, there's no negative that came out of that at all. Well, other than that my brain, I'm thinking, man, she thinks I probably like worked out so hard. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. She probably felt better about complimenting you and let her continue to compliment people. Okay. And if you were to go to her and say, Oh, then maybe the next time she'll go, oh, should I?

Yeah. Let the compliment culture, and also maybe she's looking for a sale. I bought it. There you go. See what I'm saying? I bought it. But if there's no reason to bring any sort of negativity, don't bring it. Who cares?

So I think you're good there. Thanks. Bobby Boom. Tommy and Charlotte's on. Hey, Tommy. Hey, Bobby, how you doing? Hey, bud. Really good to talk to you.

Thank you. So what would you like to say? Hey, I just wondered if there was any update. on Amy's foster dog and what happened? That's a good question. So let's just back it up for a second. Amy's kids want a dog. They're 11 and 8 and they've been saying, let's get a dog.

Yeah, they really want a dog. And then you got a dog, and you were just fostering it, meaning if they liked it and it got well in the house, you would turn from foster to adopt. Correct. But something happened. Yeah, within like 12 hours of us having the dog, she got extremely ill, deathly ill.

And so got her on Saturday by Sunday morning at 7 a.m. My husband was already taking the dog to the emergency vet. And she barely made it. So I saw on your end the story that she was running around, though. Yeah. So is she better? She is better. So she spent almost a week at the vet.

And then on Friday afternoon, our friend that rescued the dog, Kathy, she was able to go to the vet, pick the dog up. So on Saturday, we went out to her place to visit the dog. Now, she still has some health issues. they still don't know how long term the kidney and liver stuff. I mean, they basically almost failed on her. So we don't know the long term effects of that. And just my dad is sick right now, has cancer. I've got two kids.

Like, it's just a lot right now for us to take on if we're going to have an unhealthy dog. But I got to say, we love her. And if we can take her in, we definitely want to. We're just trying to figure out some logistics in our home first to make it fair to bring the dog into. because she's going to need a lot of attention. That's good. That's fair. Tommy, what do you think about that? Keep going at it.

Yeah, I think so, too. I mean, I'm just ecstatic that the dog is okay because there was definitely days where Kathy was going to check on her at the vet, and Kathy was like she said that the vet's text and her, they were all crying because they just didn't know if it was going to work out. But thankfully they did it. Save the dog. Tommy, appreciate your call, man. All right, thanks for taking me. Appreciate it.

Yeah, see you, buddy. Hey, there's a story about a dog. A mom was investigated for letting her 8-year-old daughter walk the family dog alone. Oh. Have you heard this? This is from Good Morning America. Corey Wyden, who lives in Chicago,

says someone called the police after seeing the girl walk the dog alone. Wyden says the girl only walks the dog around the block. Wyden can actually see her daughter the whole time from the window. The mother says, while the police didn't pursue the charges, the Department of Children and Family

Services wanted to see if Wyden was neglecting her children. Apparently, whoever called the police didn't think the police were a good enough judge of what was. okay and not okay and then they called DCFS. Wyden calls it a waste of resources and says that she's always got her eye and supervises her daughter. Your thoughts, Amy?

I mean, I think I don't know her and the full story, but if I were to see an eight-year-old walking a dog, I don't think I would call child services. You know, there are a lot of things I don't know. One, is it a super busy area? Like, are their cars flying by? two, it's a Maltese, so it's not... It's a little tiny dog. Yeah, how small is the eight-year-old? There are a lot of things we don't know, but for me, an eight-year-old can walk a dog. I have no problem that you're walking a dog.

You're like, does the eight-year-old look four? That's my question. Right. So I don't know. But here's this too. Aren't we in where we now, if we see something that we feel may not, just may not be right,

we should make a call to someone just to see, no charges repressed. Nothing bad happened from this. Aren't we now in the place where if you see something that maybe isn't good, you should probably make a call just in case. Sure, but she went beyond calling the police too. Then she called, like, people that really can affect your life long term.

It's probably a snitch, for sure. But again, aren't we at a place where if you see something that's just a little odd, you should probably let somebody know? Like, I would rather snitches happen and nothing happened with the answer than no snitches happen to something bad happen eventually. Does that make sense? Because I think the story's dumb. And an eight-year-old can walk a dog.

But I think we have to be kind of hyper-alert for kids. And if we did something happen with a kid, and for animals, and just people are shooting people all over the place, for all the weird things. I'm okay with hyper alertism. The fact they didn't press charges tells you enough. So, yes. And by the way, neighbor, chill out. You know what? Walk out and say, hey, where's your mom?

And they go knock on the door and be like, hey, everybody good? Okay, we're good. No need to call the CPS. After I said all that logical stuff, you're nuts. You're nuts. Okay, cool. We all good on that one? Yeah.

Yeah. It's a Bobby Bones show. Parents are hiring personal stylist for their kids to go back to school. Oh my goodness. Wow. Somebody's got too much money, huh? Yeah, I was going to say that's disposable income right there. You're just begging to spend it on something.

Yeah. Some folks are spending hundreds and even thousands of dollars to help their kids look their best for the new school year. Hmm. An image consultant says they get $350 an hour with a three hour minimum to work with a kid in their clothing. I mean, gosh, it's just already putting that pressure.

Well, okay, first of all, people can afford crazy things that we can't so it seems outlandish. To them, they're like, it's probably like $5. So to them, maybe it's no big deal. But I feel like for the kids, it's already putting a pressure on them to put such an emphasis on their, like, how they look and not really freedom to figure out their own style.

Well, I'm for school uniforms. I always have been for school uniforms. I think that having less things to worry about when you're in a place you have to worry about all the things, it's fantastic. You put everybody in the same clothes, makes everybody equal. And again, partial is selfish because I grew up very poor and I couldn't afford the same clothes that other kids had. So for me, I wish there would have been a school uniform. We were taking a lot of pressure off of me. And may have got beaten up as much for not wearing the same clothes two days in a row. Yeah, there's definitely different layers to it.

Me as a mom, I would just like the pressure of not having to shop for other kinds of clothes for my kids. It's simple. They wake up, there's no debate. You put this on, you go to school, you come home, done. Lunchbox does not like school. No, it kills everybody's creativity. Let kids express themselves, wear their cool clothes and have fun. That's what makes people different.

It shows their personality. See? But a lot of schools don't allow kids to really show too much of their personality because sometimes what you wear, they're like, can't read that. A point is, we can all disagree. Yeah. Look at that. That's true.

We can all disagree. But we all get along. Speaking of kids, Eddie Murphy's girlfriend is pregnant, which means he's about to have his 10th child. Ten. Oh, Eddie Murphy has ten kids. So far he has nine kids.

How many baby mamas? Five. Five. I thought you were going to say maybe three. Eddie Murphy's 57 and according to reports he's about to become a father for the tenth time. So he's averaging two a woman. Averaging. You're breaking it down?

Yeah, I guess if you break it down statistically. Okay. So yesterday was the anniversary of Garth Brooks's No Fences record, which sold 17 million records. And Garth Brooks is the greatest. And we did blind karaoke where you can't see the words and you have to, to try to sing along. So Lunchbox went out and you would talk to people about these songs, right? Yeah, finish the lyric. I'd give them some lyrics. Then they had to pick up

and sing from where I left off. So first of all, you know this song. Yeah, we're two of our kind. Working on a full house. So lunch sets them up here. Lord, I need that little woman like the crops need the rain. She's my honeycomb and I'm her sugar cane. Here you go. Hey, she's my lady. Look. Hey, I'm her wild card man. Together we're building up real good plan. She's my easy loving woman.

I'm her hard work. That's not the right answer. Lunchbox left him at a weird point to finish the lyric because he just kind of finished the sentence. But I would give him that point though just because he knew the lyrics. Yeah, because you really just said, yeah, because the here. Hey, she's my... I like that guy. I like his accent, dude. Yeah, here's it.

Friends in low places, here you go. I saw the surprise and the fear in his eyes when... That's how you do one. When... Oh. I took his glass of champagne. Nice. I toasted you said

honey, we may be through. But you'll never hear me complain. I sing like us too, which is awesome. I love it. I love these passionate Garth people. Unanswer prayers. She was the one that I wanted for all times

and each night I spend praying that. The answer would be God would make her mind. praying that she'll come around Come back to me Low places where the whiskey No no no wrong song No

Okay okay let's do one more Here is lunchbox talking to people singing Garth songs Thunder Rolls Thunderolls 3.30 in the morning Not a soul in sight The city's looking like a ghost town

On a Moonlit summer night There's a storm moving in He's heading back from somewhere He never should have been So she kind of paraphrases Yeah, she did good She did the Cliffs'North version of

She get it? No Because it's 3.30 in the morning Not a soul inside The city's looking like a ghost town On a moonless summer night Rain drops on a windshield

There's a storm moving in That's what it's He's heading back to somewhere That he never should have been Take it Eddie And the thunder rolls Down down Down down

And the thunder rolls Nice work there lunchbox It's time for the good news with Amy. Tell me something good. So imagine you're riding on the city bus to trying to get to where you're going, and all of a sudden a pregnant woman on the bus goes into labor, and her water breaks right then and there.

Like there's nothing that's going to stop this baby. So guess what? Someone on the bus, their mom happened to be a midwife, so they picked up their phone, called the mom to get tips on what to do. Then the driver stopped to call 911, another man, step, in to help deliver the baby. Within minutes, this baby came out. Then another person stepped in and offered up their shoelace to tie off the umbilical cord. What?

And then, yeah. And then the ambulance arrived and mom and baby went to the hospital. Everyone's doing okay. But it all happened so fast, but it was like teamwork on a bus full of people that have never delivered a baby before. Well, that's cool. Good one. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bonshow. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. It's the 30 Second Skinny.

Walker Hayes posted a video to his Twitter doing a 90s country mashup to songs of Tim McGraw, Kenny Chesney. There's a clip of it. Yeah, here we go. I like it. I love it. I want some more rub. I try so hard. I can't rap of it.

She came my track. He gets on Instagram has been doing like Tuesday, Tuesday, and he's doing a 90s country thing now. Do you know, like, anything about what's going on with that? I do, but I cannot say because I've been sworn to secrecy. Oh, come on. I know. I think people will like it. It's leading to something.

What else you got? Cole Swindell topped the country album chart for the first time with the release of his third album, all of it. Like a friend. What else you got? Kenny Chesney honored his one millionth ticket holder. Her name's Karen. She's from Boston. Wow.

Yeah. Are you kidding me? That's crazy. She got a trip to anywhere she wanted to go and a New England Patriot season tickets. And she happened to have gone to 15 of her. his 19 shows in Boston. Wow. What a fan.

And his one million tickets. He's on a million tickets. I'm Morgan number two. That's the Skinny. Those Kinney shows are massive, right? Yeah. So he plays stadiums. You know, Taylor plays stadiums.

Taylor Swift, and she's been doing this tour. And Amy, you didn't get to go, right? To the Taylor Swift show. No, I didn't. So she played in town where the Tennessee Titans play, and she plays the football stadiums. But I was reading a story this morning about Taylor. And every one of those.

shows when she finishes she makes seven million dollars every show oh that'll get you out of bed seven million a show let's go do a show today make seven million that great yeah I don't trust nobody and nobody trust me good for her

oh yeah not here you can make no no not at all you can make it you don't make it like if there's a demand she meets it she makes it great actually great for her Are we doing this? Prank called a bit in a second? Yeah. Please.

So this bit started where you guys were just thinking of bits to do. Yeah. And Eddie suggests to the lunchbox that he goes into a bank. It's like, hey, let me get in the vault and take a picture. I'm a rapper. Yeah. So we're kind of talking it out. This isn't the podcast that you can listen to after the show's over.

We load a full podcast of the show plus extra. It's called the Post-show pre-show. And we're kind of thinking it out, flushing it out. And I'm like, hey, why don't you just call? and we come up with the name MCFDIC and say you want to shoot in the bank vault and so you prank called the bank

that's coming up Yeah yeah yeah And I mean yeah I'm I try to sound like a rapper too Don't worry Oh boy What does that mean

Are you rhyming in your speech? No just Yo yo yo Also 1992 rapper Yeah Great Yeah All right

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Either way, you won't get bored, and you won't be using your thumb going, ah, there's nothing to do on my phone. The best part, you can even play without internet connection, so you can play literally anytime, anywhere. Morgan number two plays it before the show starts. I catch myself playing best fiends. Just all the time sitting somewhere, play some best fiends. Give it a try, and you can tell me where you catch yourself playing best fiends.

Download Best Fiends for free on the app store or Google Play Today. That's Friends Without the R. Best Fiends, and you can be part of the club. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me. Across America. Over to Amy with a little joke now.

The Morning Corny. What noise does a 747 make when it bounces? What noise does a 747 make when it bounces? Bowling. Bowling? Bowling? Very funny. That was the morning corny.

For all you kids out there, Boeing is the name of a company. that makes a jet. Thanks for clarifying, Vones. You're welcome. I think some may not know that. I thought it was funny, but just in case.

Here's the bit is that Lunchbox is going to call into a bank and ask if he can use their vault to take a picture of his new rap album cover, right? Yeah.

And your rap name is MCFDIC. Because Yeah. Oh, boy. Okay, here you go. Because MC is the master of ceremonies.

Correct. And then FDIC is A federal There you go, exactly. So here we go. Here's lunchbox calling the bank. Thank you for calling. This is Jimmy, I can help you.

Yo, yo, Jimmy, there's MCFDIC. How you doing, man? I'm doing fine. How are you? Yo, man, I'm just a local rapper, you know, and I got an album dropping called Bank That Booty. And I'm just trying to get, you know, like an album cover, you know. And I try to call you, see if I get up in that vault and take a picture with all

them monies. Um, no. No, no, like, because my album's like a play on banks. It's like direct deposit, dish track, hitting the club with a teller. Mutual Fund, up this. And where my lollipop? So I was just trying to, you know, take a picture with them monies. I'm sorry to her now.

No, no, like, you know, like, because then it'll be on the album cover of Bank That Booty. Oh. Hello? Banked that booty? No, bank that booty. Still looking for a place. Man, I'll get into that. Bank that

You got to try more banks, dude. There it is. N-C-F-D-I-C. What were your tracks again on Bank That Booty? I was hitting the club with that teller. Oh, yeah, of course.

I love that one. We're my lollipop. Yeah. That's a good finale track. We're my lollipop. It's like the end of it. What else? Oh, I forgot to make that.

The deposit. Bank that deposit. Yeah. Thank you, lunch, Fox. Here's Tuesday's top five These are the biggest songs In country music right now At number five

Dylan Scott and hooked At number four Old Dominion Hotel Key Jam When comes on I like that one I think Amy's one that sold me On that one first

That's Amy's favorite song Luke Brian Sunrise, Sunburn, sunset And number three Life Changes in number two From Thomas Rett And Jason Outing's 20th number one Drowns the Whiskey is your new number one song this week

Whiskey's supposed to drown the memory Congrats to Jason Your biggest alternative song is from 21 pilots Called Jump Suit Jump Suit You May know that one? Maroon 5 You still got the biggest pop song with girls like you

I know this one Yeah, it's good huh? Like you. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, it's Cardi.

Here I am. Hada, put a FDIC. I see. I'm a girl like like Yeah. Amy, like that one or no?

Yeah, I like it. Vicki and Maryland, what's happening? Hey, good morning, Bobby. How are you today? Good morning. What can I help you with? Well, I wanted to tell you

first and foremost, we saw you in D.C. on Friday, you were phenomenal, and the husband and I got to meet you after, and we just had such a great time. It was a night we'll never forget. You put us in your Insta story, in fact. But in the excitement, my husband forgot to tell you the one thing he really wanted to tell you, and that is he's been in the U.S. Navy for 13 years, and every time he comes home

from deployment, one of the things he looks forward to the most is getting to listen to your show again. Even more so than seeing you? Well, no, that's true. Oh, no, no. That's all. By the way, give this guy around applause. This guy is out serving our country, and when he comes home,

he loves to see his wife and listen to the show in that order, right? That's right. In that order. Well, it was really great to meet you guys. I hope you thought the show was funny. I was doing a little comedy, and yeah, good to hang. Good to meet you. Thank you so much, Bobby.

It was great to meet you. We'll never forget it. Well, thank you for calling this show. Hey, that's good, huh? Today in country music history, we got a couple good ones here. Check this up. The Bobby Bones show On this day in country music

We'll start with this Because in 1982 Which by the way, what were you born, Amy? 1981 Thought it was? George Strait had the number one country song ever, first ever number one With the song

Fullhearted Memory That's right That was the first ever number one Did you know that, Amy? I did not, but I love this song. Eddie, did you know that's first number one? Nope, didn't know that. George Strait released it.

it from a movie titled The Soldier. The song was written from a movie title The Soldier. The movie was not a success but the song helped launch his career which he was unknown at the time.

He released it as the first single from his album straight from the heart. Sold over 70 million albums. He's had a top 10 hit every year for 30 years. This was number one song in 1982, so there's that. That was... On this day in country music.

Except I'm not done. yet. The Bobby Bones show. On this day in country music. Yeah, it's Shania Twain's birthday. She turns 53 years old today. Wow. So on this day, August 28th, 53 years ago,

Shania Twain was born. Wow. That's right. Shania has the best-selling country album of all time. Single album, the best-selling. Come on over. It sold over 40 million copies. It debuted at number one.

It stayed in the top 10th for 151 weeks. 12 of the 16th songs to release his radio songs. Almost every song in the album became a hit for Shania You're still the one Honey I'm Home That Don't Impress Me Much And this jam right here from the album That sold 40 million in the biggest country record of all time

Man, I Feel Like a Woman, check it So it's our final day in the No Snooze Challenge Amy who would snooze every morning three times This is our fifth day Did you snooze this morning Amy? I did not She did not

She has a completely challenge And how do you feel, Anne? Talk about it for a second. I feel good. And I'm really, really proud of myself. And I'm thankful for Jessica being my accountability partner and you guys holding me accountable. And I want to keep going. Do you think you will keep going or do you think you'll fall back into it?

Because you know, 21 days is how you restart a habit. I think I'll keep going. I have to state it that way. Because if I even say, oh, maybe I won't, then I feel like I'll fail. And I've got to just keep that mindset that this is doable. and I'm going to keep doing it because I think I'll be better off in the long run. Can I give you a piece of advice for when you set a goal? Yes.

Never set a goal like, I'm just going to do better because you fall out of that pretty easily because there is no standard that you're trying to reach. Set a goal of why I hit five days in a row. My new goal is 15 days in a row. Or maybe it's 11 days in a row. And the shorter the baby steps are, the easier to attain those small goals are. And the more you attain the small goals, the happier it makes you feel. And the more you continue to do it because you crave that happy feeling.

Does all that make sense? Yes, and it does, and this is just an example of how setting small goals, even as silly as pressing snooze on an alarm, I mean, this isn't anything crazy, but it's making me feel so proud of myself. Yeah, so I would encourage you to set small goals and continue to reach them, and when you mess up and you don't hit it, that's all right. Like, don't throw out all the baby with the bathwater, you know what I'm saying? So yeah, good luck, and that's cool. So Jessica's on too. Jessica, how are you? Oh, hold on. Wrong phone. Jessica, hello.

I'm great. How are you? There she is. So, Jessica, this is your day five. Did you snooze this morning? I did not snoo. She did not. She had all five days ago. Yay. Jessica, congratulations to you. You were hitting your snooze six and seven times a morning. Talk about that for a second. How you feel today? Easily. I feel fantastic. Like Amy said, I'm so proud I did it. I'm going to keep going. At the beginning, I didn't even think you guys are going to respond to my text, much less

to take me up on the offer. So I am super thankful. Well, congratulations. Let's send her a little something. How about we send you like a Pim and Joy prize pack all about spreading positivity? And we want to thank you for being a part of the show the last five days. And hopefully set those tiny goals. Go reach those baby step goals because all the little baby steps equal one giant leap.

That's right. How you feel about that? Thank you so much. I feel amazing. You mind if I give a little shout out? Why not? All right. Well, shout out to Fort Myers' finest fans and family, Landon, Tucker, Sarah, Jake, Steve, Barbina, and my main man, Allen.

Most importantly, thanks to my accountability partner, Amy. There you go. And Snoo's Challenger, Bobby. You guys truly change lives. It's legit. Without you guys, I would not have 365 more productive hours a year. I appreciate you. There it is.

Come on. Come on. There it is. And as we like to say, I feel good. Oh, I feel so good. Oh. Thank you. Remain man, Alan.

Okay, hold her. Congratulations. Amy, congratulations. I'm very proud of you. Thank you. Your rap name is Young Plus the last thing that you bought. Amy, your rapper name is

Young peppermint gum. Oh, that's hardcore. Lunchbox, your rap name? Is Young Milk and Band-Aids. Milk and Band-Aid. Kids just like you're a little soft and a little hard. Like you drink milk like the kids, but you're also rough from the street. Yeah.

Over to Eddie. Eddie, your rap name is? Young bananas. Oh, yeah. Your rap name is Young plus the last thing that you buy. Back in the streets, they call me Young Dental Floss and Omeau. Over to Morgan number two. Morgan number two, what's your rap name?

Young Chocolate Chip Cookie. That can really be a rapper. I bet there is a young chocolate chip go get. If you missed lunchbox earlier, calling the bank, this is only like 45 seconds, but it's pretty funny. He calls,

he says, hey, I want to get into the vault because I'm trying to take a picture from my new album, and his rapper name's MCFDIC. Like the bank says, remember FDIC? Thank you for call.

This is Jimmy. I can help you. Yo, yo, Jimmy, there's MCFDIC. How you doing, man? I'm doing fine. How are you? Yo, man, I'm just a local rapper,

you know, and I got an album dropping called Bank That Booty, and I'm just trying to get, you know, like an album cover, you know, and I try to call you, see if I get up in that vault and take a picture with all them monies. Um, no. No, no, like, because my album's like a play on Banks. It's like direct deposit, distrack, hitting the club with a teller, mutual fund up this, and wear my lollipop.

So I was just trying to, you know, take a picture with them monies. I'm sorry to turn now. No, no. Like, you know, like, because then it'll be on the album cover of Bank That Booty. Hello? I like the direct deposit disc track. That might not have a favorite track from the record, yeah. Amy, there's a story about a restaurant and they're banning kids under the age of 14 after 5 p.m.

What do you think about that? Okay. I mean, it's up to the restaurant. If that's what they want to do, maybe they want to create an adult vibe. Everyone's been at a restaurant when a baby starts screaming or a toddler throws a tantrum. And this restaurant says, okay, young in the 14. and it's 5 p.m., you're not welcome. So, does anyone have a problem with us at all?

Because you can do that. You'll lose some business. But you may gain business, too. People may go to it and go, hey, you have no kids there. I'll go. Lunch, what are you going to do when your baby starts freaking out publicly? Oh, man. I guess you just got to let it freak out, right?

Go ahead. The baby cries. I think people need to realize that babies cry. We were all that age one time, too, right? So I'm going to try to eat my, because I don't want my meal to get cold. So if you're in a restaurant, your baby, your newborn baby starts to cry. What are you going to do? I guess you can grab them and kind of bounce them up and down as you're eating,

like try to calm them down. But besides that, nothing you can really do. You go outside. No, why would I go outside? I am eating. Like, do you understand? Like, I am there to eat my meal just like you. So, I mean, are you going to go outside when you're on the phone?

Because that disrupts me. I guess if I'm being really loud. Yeah, I think so, too. I'm thinking about that. If I had to get on my phone and it was loud, I would walk out in the restaurant. Yeah. So your baby's crying. You're good.

You're just staying. I'm just good. Like, hey, guys, it happens. You were a kid once too. You cried. Don't worry about it. You interrupted other people's meals. My kid's interrupting you.

But he wasn't saying this before he had a kid. Before he had a kid, it was like, get your baby out of there. I'm trying to enjoy the movie. I'm trying to watch, you know, I'm trying to eat dinner. I'm just telling you that I'm running the restaurant with my kid. I'm not going anywhere. I'm paying the same prices for my meal as you are. so I got just as much right to stay right there.

You may be screaming, you don't care. Don't care. Wah! Hey, can you pass me the fries? Thanks. It's time for the good news. For decades, this woman Misty has been looking for her dad. Her mom was in jail when she was young.

She never knew her dad, but she kept looking. Finally, I had friends said, hey, I saw one of these DNA kits. Why don't you do it? So she did it. She's spit in a little tube and she found her dad. Her dad is Jeff Harris. So she drove up to meet him. And not only did she meet him, he has three sons, uncles, grandmother.

She finally met all of her family that she never knew. Wow. She's like, wow. She's like it's like aliens. Like the most awesome aliens ever had just invaded her life. Because, I mean, imagine you don't know anybody. Then all of a sudden, everyone's there. And now you're in this family.

I love stories like that. I have a friend who went through that who didn't know their parents. And they took the kit. That's pretty cool. spit in it and it was like this is your match and they they were like what do I do I call them do I not yeah and they did and now you know what there's a work

toward that relationship because like the dad I didn't even know that he was the dad meaning she got pregnant and tell him yeah oh yeah and then he found out when they were an adult though that's not cool but he didn't know

he never even knew he left anyone right but I'm saying that's so wrong on the mom's part like he could have wanted to be Maybe he wanted to be a dad, and he was wrong to that. And I think he did. It's a really fantastic story. Yeah. So to Misty Hoffman, that's really good. I like that. And congratulations to you and your family. That was Tell Me Something Good.

Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's know. Transmitting across America. They just announced all the CMA Award. It's this big award show that happens in November. And so these are all the categories, at least the major ones. Why don't we start with Entertainer of the Year?

I've not seen the list, by the way. Okay. Morgan Number 2 is holding on to them. Let's go over them on the Year. How many are there an Entertainer of the Year? Five. Okay. And nominees for Entertainer of the Year, which is, it's really undefinable.

It could be radio plus touring, plus television. It's just the overall entertainer of the year. Like straight up, no rules. Okay, what do you got? The nominees are? Jason Aldean. Jason Aldean. Go ahead.

Luke Brian. Luke Bryan. Kenny Chesney. Okay. Kenny hasn't been in there a while. I think it's a great pick to be in there because he's had number one songs and he's touring. Big tours. And he's been the entertainer of the year for a long time.

Okay, go ahead. Chris Stapleton and Keith Urban. Look at Keith Urban. Come on. Come on. Strong. Okay. Boy.

It's a tough one. You're going to make a prediction right now? It's tough to predict. in August when it happens in November. But I think the Kenny vote, that's a big one. And Luke, too. I mean, all five of them are worthy. But in Luke wins it most of the time.

But boy, I like the Kenny being in there. More so than a winner, I like Kenny being in there. And I like Keith Urban being in there. So all five of them are absolutely deserving. But those two strike me as, oh, that's cool. I'm glad people voted them in. What else, Morgan number two, the next category is? Male Vocalist of the Year.

Am I in it? Just tell me, sports. Will it now, am I nominated? You are not. Oh, okay, go ahead. Male vocalist of the year. This is the award that Stableton will win. I don't even know if he's nominated.

And if he's not nominated, what's wrong with people? Go ahead. The nominees are. Dirk Spintley. Okay, great. Luke Combs. Oh, solid pick.

There's Luke Combs. A great nominee. And we clap because this is the first year to be nominated. Go ahead. Thomas Rett. Good. Chris Stapleton and Keith Urban.

All right. All good It is what it is All are fantastic I love Luke Combs being into that Because man He can sing

His head off All those guys can But it's first time That's why it's exciting So yeah Good for Luke Combs How about that Listen

What are you gonna do Not Boba Stableton You called it Before she even read them You come on You know If I'm not in it Stableton wins

I'm probably You're in it Yeah yeah yeah Okay Female Vocalist Of the year Yep Go ahead

Kelsey Ballerini Miranda Lambert Maron Morris Casey Musgraves Carrie Underwood Okay Pretty solid five that I would have expected

I'm glad to see Casey in there I think Marin wins it Has Casey been in there before? I don't know but she should be Probably the best Or 1A record of the year 1A 1B So I'm definitely down with that

That's cool I think Marin wins it Yeah she's had a big year Yeah and I think Marin yeah But that's cool Good for all of them. Okay, and what are the other categories?

We got vocal duo of the year. Boy, I tell you, it's tough between Dan and Shea. I'm going to talk for a second. I know what you're going to say. Brothers Osborne of Florida, Georgia Line. All three of them have just had such great years. FGL breaks a record with meant-to-be with BB Rexa. Dan and Shea possibly are the biggest duo now.

Brothers Osborne are the coolest. Go ahead. All three in the category. Yes. Okay, who, go ahead. Brothers Osborne. Dan and Shea Florida Georgia Line

Go ahead Maddie and Tay and Sugar Land Oh good for Sugarland Yeah How about that Good for them All right

And then what else do you have here Single of the year I kind of feel bad For Matt I hope they don't People were angry at Maddie and Tay For being nominated And I thought it was unfair

Last time I'll just say this Because they haven't They haven't had any music out They have a song out now That's whatever it is Good for Maddie and Tay And let's chill on people

Being upset about things Just celebrate the people you like, you know? Go ahead. What's the other one? Single of the year and New Artist of the Year are two last categories. Okay, let's do a, oh, new artist is interesting. Go ahead. All right, Lauren Elena.

I'd love for her to win. Luke Combs. Oh, he'd probably win. Chris Jansen. Wow, come on. That's an unexpected. Good, good, good, good, go ahead. Midland and Brett Young.

Oh, Brett Young, no, too. Come on. I have no, I don't have an interest that I, there are too many that could win and everybody would be cool with. It's wide open with those. That's a good category. Wow. Okay, what else?

Boy, I think it's probably Brett Young or Luke Combs. I think it has to be one of those two, right? Yeah, I see Luke Combs win in this one. And he's nominated for male artist too. Right. Not that that directly affects it, but ooh, that's good. What else?

But Bright Young, that dude just crushes it. Yeah, dude. Mercy? Come on. Mercy. Give me one more. What is it? The single of the year category.

Okay. Boy. If tequila is not nominated. I quit. I'm going to walk out of the studio. Go ahead. Is tequila nominated? Do you want to know right now?

Yes. Yes. Okay. It bet. Morgan, too. Like, I'm just going to quit. I'm done. Goodbye.

Go ahead. Tequila from Dan and Shea. What else? Meant to be. Bebebe Reckson, Florida, Georgia. Deserving. Go ahead. Drowns the whiskey, Jason Aldeen.

Okay. Drink in Problem, Midland. And Broken Halos, Chris Stapleton. I mean, Tequila has to win. Yeah. Or FGL. Or FGL.

Oh, that's what I have. Tequila are meant to be. That's good, man. That's a good list. Pretty happy with all those nominations. There's no raging idiots this year? No, we weren't up. We didn't for ourselves in it.

No new music. Well, that's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, look it there. Look at it. Anything else we want to mention? Anything else? We're good.

We all good? All good. All right. It's great. Nothing like quiet Mike. Give me a thumbs up on the radio. On the medium of sound, he does a body movement. Yes. Off the air, we're talking about all the CMA nominations that are up.

I'm surprised that Garth wasn't put in the entertainer of the year category now that I'm able to step back for a second. I think in an hour I'll be like, oh, come, come. But just hearing the reaction, I think a fairly good job in the categories. There's always going to be people left out because there aren't enough spots. But I thought it's pretty good. Let's go over to Morgan number two and see what 24-year-olds are caring about. And by the way, she'll turn 25 in October, so take it in now.

I know, take it in now. There is a thing called Critter Catcher that you can buy where you can essentially capture a bug without killing it and then release it outside. Love that. Okay. I capture bugs and release them all the time without killing them. With your hands? Your hands?

Or a napkin? I'll get a paper towel. I don't like killing things at all. Because I feel like a bigger creature could come and stop me out if they wanted to. Sure. And I take it and I say, come here, little grasshopper or a roach. You touch roaches with your hands? With the paper towel.

And I take it and I take it. And I put the paper towel. And I walk it out to the front yard and I free it. Oh, that's nice, man. Yeah, because I believe all living things are important. Unless you're in the circle of life, like the chain, the food, you know. Yeah, you're on the top. I'm not eating that roach.

So let it go. Let it live slice. And not that's a heavy safer. Not to have a lot of roaches in my house, but sometimes you do sea warm. When there's moisture. Yes. Sorry, Morgan, number two. This may be safer so it can't, like, crawl up your arm or anything,

and essentially just kind of captures it, like a little hand and sucks it up and then lets it go. That poor bugs. What's happening to me? Let me go. Who kills their bugs? You like smush? I do. I'm scared.

I'm scared they're going to crawl up my body and haunt me for the rest of my life. Not by you, but haunt you? Haunt you? Like ghosts? You know, like spiders is going to hang out with me forever. Going to hang out my hair or something. They'll tell their friends. crawl in your ear and lay eggs in your brain.

Interesting, Amy, thank you. Yeah. Well, thank you, Morgan number two for that. For sure. We have a question being asked to the room from Morgan number two. You want to throw this out of Morgan number two? What happened to your friend? Yeah, so she's debating if she should attend her ex's wedding or not.

Okay, so how old is your friend? She's my age, so she's 24, and he's getting married. He's older. He's 27. But they were dating for about a year. And so she thinks she should go, but I kind of think she shouldn't. Hey, Thomas and Virginia. What's going on, bud?

Hey, what's up, Bobby? How are you? Good. Talk to me for a second. Go ahead. So my girlfriend, friend, or I know somebody who went to an ex-vis wedding last weekend, and the couple was still on good terms. That's why she went, but it was still really awkward for her.

She said just seeing her ex in a suit and getting married, it was very uncomfortable. comfortable. So Morgan number two brings this in. It's one of her friends having a wedding. She wants to invite her ex, right? Isn't that what it is? Or she was invited to her ex's wedding? Here's my problem with it is that what about the bride?

She probably doesn't want her new husband's ex-girlfriend in the crowd. Like, you have some respect for the person you're marrying. And even if she says, it's okay, invite your ex-girlfriend, it ain't okay. Even if she says, yeah, it's lying, you think. Even if she says, yeah, it's totally cool. Inviter, you guys were close to get in. No. You! No.

What if she has some ex-boyfriends on the wedding list? Then I'd probably just have one eye open all the time. The whole marriage? The whole time. You know, and they were only dating a year? Yeah. That's nothing. I'm not going to an ex-ex's wedding.

And I have ex-es I'm all super close to, is-ish. But I want to get terms of all my ex-go-home. You wouldn't because of what, the pain? It's not fair to the dude. Some other dude who's seen his wife naked is in the crowd. So that's that turning factor is if you've seen them naked. Yeah, that's a big part of it. Yeah.

Sorry to my wife then. Well, what's up? I had girls at my wedding that I'd seen naked. Yeah? Did you tell your wife? I have no idea if I ever told my wife. I have no idea. That means you did not tell your wife.

I don't know if she knows or if she just assumed. I have no idea. I have no idea if I told my wife. What I'm saying is, That conversation never came up, but I assume she knows that I had flings with some of the girls in the audience. That assumption will get you every time. I think got by the old assumption bug a few times. Yeah.

There's no way. She can't go to the wedding. My opinion is she can't go. Amy, go ahead? I think it's fine for her to go. What? I know that you're shocked by this, but I'm thinking if she got invited and she still feels... Now, listen, if she still has feelings for him, then maybe she shouldn't.

But I don't know the details of that. So I would say if she was invited, then clearly the bride and the groom discussed this. And I think it's okay for her to go. I mean, he was a big part of her life. Maybe she still cares about him not in a romantic way. Then send him a gift. Have a little lunch after the wedding. Before the wedding.

And everybody's looking at you too. Like, who's this? Oh, it's his ex-girlfriend. Oh, has you seen her naked? Yeah. And then that starts to be there all around. Yeah. Boy, that's awkward.

If it's awkward for anyone, she probably shouldn't be there. Do you know what she's going to do? What does she want to do? She wants to go, but at the same time she's like, I feel awkward going. You know what? I wonder to, too. I don't wonder if any time,

does anyone, if you have anything to say about this, if someone's going to say me, go, no, don't leave Tommy. I want you. Have you ever been a wedding where that happens? No. I always wait for that moment. Come on, somebody stand up. But they don't really say that much anymore at a wedding.

They don't ever say if you have a problem forever, hold your piece. Speak now. They don't say that. Chase in Ohio? Hello, Chase. Oh, you there, buddy? Yeah, can you hear me? Yeah, I can now.

Go ahead, my friend. Hey, I think I got to agree with Amy. If they're still friends, if they broke up mutually, she should absolutely go. One, I'm not a big believer in the mutual breakup, period. To me, even if it's 51-49, that's not really mutual. Someone's always leaning on the gas, just a little bit more. There's never just been a you walk in at the same time, same level, same go. We break up even.

And we're both cool. with it. Right. Mutual is it. Go ahead. I'm sorry. I got a real good friend. We're both militaries and we worked together and we dated two years in high school.

Best friend never comes up. No issues. But high school is not really real. You know, you're a kid. You're a kid kid, kid. What, Amy, you gas for go ahead? High school's not real? Not really.

Like relationships from high school? I don't think so, no. So only college relationships are beyond count? Some people didn't go to college. but I would say adult relationship. Yeah. Yeah. So I think even, you know, anything before 30, doesn't count.

Okay, all right. Then I was safe. Okay, just quick poll around the room. No, can't go to X's wedding. Morgan number two? I don't think she shouldn't. No, Amy. I think it's fine if she does.

Lunchbox? No problem. Yes, that's a yes. Yeah, you go. Thank you. And producer Eddie, our video guy, you over on the side. What do you think? You're the final vote?

Don't do it. You don't need it. It's unnecessary pain. You don't do with that. Absolutely unnecessary. Then let her know, Morgan number two, that we have come to a consensus decision on the radio show that she should not go. And that if she does go, we don't like her anymore. Okay. Sounds good. All right. There we go. There we have it. Just like that. It's over. A jury of her peers decided. Yeah, that's good. They released this list, best songs of the 2010s to today. And so the boot.com. Tom's a website that did this, and I'll play you back there top three.

Number three, the house that built me. Which is such a good song. Body Like a Backroad, number two on their list. The top three, best country song since 2010. And the number one song, Girl Crush, from Little Big Town, according to them. Really hard to argue because this is a taste thing. Love all three of those songs. But I did the same thing to myself, and I said, I can't use those.

Because I may have thrown a couple of those in, too. Here are my top three songs, not using those. Number three. My church from Miriam Morris. They have to be singles. These are all singles from the radio. Got it. Number two, Thomas Red.

Die a Happy Man. Jam. He can play that song the rest of his life, people will still know it. He even references that in his latest number one. He said, now everybody wants to die a happy man. Since 2010, those two, and then I have as my number one song. Probably not as much of a smash. It was a hit.

Probably number one song, too. But I just loved it so much. It was Keith Urban Break on Me. Oh, yeah. It was a hit. Absolutely hit. I don't even know if he plays into shows anymore. Did he play it?

Did he play it? Good song. Love this song. That's just my taste. Amy, do you have anything you want to throw in here since 2010? I was thinking I loved, I can't remember when it came out a couple years ago, but humble and kind. Oh, yeah. It's a good one.

Lunchbox, you have one? Yeah. Cruise, Florida, Georgia Line. Yeah. Smash. Good one. Like, yeah. I mean, yeah.

That was awesome. There's also not a wrong answer. Like, you can all have your taste. Yeah, that's a great one too. You know, I think Springsteen probably gets a look. Ooh. From church. That Eric Church album that comes out in October is my favorite record of the year.

I haven't heard it yet. Just from the clips I've played? How many songs have you heard from it? Three and a half. And I'm telling you, the Casey Musgraves record and the Eric Church record that doesn't exist yet are the two best records of the year. I can already tell you. The Eric Church record is going to be. So good.

And, okay, here you go. Here's some Eric Church stuff. Desperate Man, which is on the radio. This heart like a wheel, I listen to it at home. It is so good. But I got a heart, baby, let's go. I like this part. Get in this heart like a wheel and baby, let's roll.

Come on. That's so good. Like I'm actually getting excited about this album coming out beforehand. I never get excited about. I don't get excited. I don't like it. I don't like it. Go to the next thing.

But, man, and this song, Hippie Radio that he just put out, is the full song out or is this the clip of it? I looked for the song yesterday. It wasn't out. Me too. And I thought maybe I just didn't have rights to it, subscription service. But this song, Hippie Radio, a clip of Eric Church's new song, oh, it's so good. My daddy had a ponniac on the major side of yellow. He was a young man then, and I was a little fella.

I'd play in that bench back seat. Listen to the songs get sung And he couldn't carry a tune in a bucket But he'd sing at the top of his loan My wayward song on a hippie radio Songs about to fly with babies And the bird the rock and roll I would stand and we'd bounce

Born his dad and the party at Hippie radio Come on, I know it's not eligible Because it doesn't even exist yet But how's it nominated for a CMA already? That's why. Come on! You know, I'm a bit disappointed that Casey Musgrave's album wasn't nominated for Album of the Year.

It was it? Because I don't know if the whole list. Because I don't think I saw it. I thought. Was it? Was she the only female one? No, for album. I don't know.

Again, there are so many categories that came out at once. Everything is getting confused in my mind. Sorry, I thought I saw that. Maybe so. But the Eric Church stuff is so good. Pull that up for me real quick, Morgan number two. For Album of Year? AGOMesson Award.

Oh, she did get nominated. Good. Well, good. Then I'm not disappointed. No good. Take that back then. Yeah. I take back that I'm disappointed because I'm not.

And who are the other nominees? From A Room, Volume 2, Chris Stapleton, Graffiti U, Keith Urban, Life Changes Thomas Rette, and the Mountain, Dirk Spenley. I like how people still say from a room. Well, again, it's from A Room, but I didn't know that until Chris told me that. I know. So. It's like everyone will forever say it wrong and that's okay. Yeah.

But it's from A room? A room. Like the letter A. It's like three room, banana room, green room, a room. Got it. My vote would be for the Casey Musgraves record. She's actually, I don't know if we've announced this yet, what we do on the countdown every weekend.

We feature an artist, and the countdown's in like 150 stations or something. She's our spotlight artist of the week, Casey Mutgraves. We're playing slow burn on the countdown all this weekend. So I'm obviously a big fan. Eddie, our video producer says Jake Owen's texting him to hang out. He's sliding into my DMs, man. By the way, what that means is because Amy and I were talking about it. it last week.

Yeah. He's just sending you a direct message on Instagram. Honestly, I think he's replying to some of my Insta stories and it goes into direct messaging. Well, that's what happened. Okay, yeah. This isn't like a random, hey, let me DM him. So, yeah, he, he reached out and said, dude, two things. Let's play golf and come fishing at my pond.

I'm like, okay, let me know. Yeah, that's a good dude. This was last week, though, and I said, let me know, and he never replied. Oh, wow. I got here. That's tough because if you follow back up and go, hey man, you invited me. When do we do? That's always a tough thing.

Exactly. That's the tough one. I kind of felt like, now, man, now I feel what it's like to be dating in this social media age. That's tough. Why, are you dating Jay going? No, I'm saying, like, people that are dating, that's probably what they go through. Like, well, I'd message him. He didn't message me back.

Yeah. I finished Handmaid's Tale last night, Amy. Okay, how do you feel? Well, it's a fantastic show, but I would not recommend it. You guys have shows that you watch? You wouldn't recommend anybody? Yeah, Dexter is pretty bad. Oh, I recommend Dexter.

But I love Dexter. I'd say watch it, but it is... Handmaids Tell makes Dexter look like Sesame Street. It's so dark. It is very dark. What about the Keepers? Remember that one? I hated it. I stopped watching it. Okay, see, I watched that one, and I liked it, but I wouldn't recommend it.

Because it was a bad show. Yeah, it's just dirty feeling. Ugh, not good. I finished last night. I don't have a Hulu account, but I watched it on iTunes. I bought the season. It's good. Can you give me a little like synopsis?

Because I really have no idea and you got you and Amy talk about it all the time. And I'm like, well, no, just, I'm not recommending it. So don't watch it. I won't give me any synopsis either. Bobby. What? Can I recommend it? Because it's still good.

Yeah. No. Eddie, watch it. It's messed up. It's messed up. Oh, yeah. It's so messed up. But, I mean.

There's a nail salon. I was looking at this photo, this nail salon, where you know back in the 70s, you ever see pictures of people with the big boots and they had a fish in the hill? Like there was water in the hill and the fish would swim in the hill like 70s. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.

Like an actual fish. Big platform shoes. And in the hill they'd put water and there'd be a fish swimming around. Like a goldfish. And who knows how long those things would live. But now there's a fingernail place. They're putting ants inside of acrylics on fingernails.

Stop! So you wear these fingers. Dead ants? Dead ant, dead ant, dead, yeah. I think that they have to be dead, right? They can't really call it out of there. Yeah. Yeah, so it's a creative manicure art.

Clear acrylics. Hold on, it says with a live ants trapped inside. One, then I feel bad for the ant. Now I hear I am feeling bad for the ants. Oh, man. How does the ant eat? Video, I think they starve, ma'am. I don't think they do.

That looks so cool. Are they alive? So it's like when the ant dies, it's time to go get your nails redone? Yes. Yeah, maybe. A video posted recently has gone viral after showing a client's brand new near acrylic nails with live ants crawling inside them. Guys, it starts with an ant. I'll be the first to kill an ant on my leg, but still, that's sad.

Yeah, that looks disgusting. Morgan number two, you're anti-bug. No, I would never do that. Like anyone's pro-bugs. She's anti-bug. Anyone's a pro-bug. Yeah, I wonder how much that cost, though? Well, mom used to do manicures.

I told you guys, she used to practice on me all the time. Yeah. So I'd go to school with, like, some fingernailip polish. I couldn't get it all off. And let me tell you, I already was getting beat up a little bit. That didn't help. That did not help at all. So they gave me my own parking spot here at work, which is awesome because I've been asking

for five years. And so I have it. And the funniest thing are people who are putting other reserves that signs up. I laughed so hard. Listen, everybody can put a reserve sign. As long as I got a parking spot, I'm good. I got everybody can put one up. That's hilarious.

And so I think troll kind of respect troll a little bit. Oh, because you're a troll a little bit. Oh, yeah. You can't mess with people and then get mad when you get messed with. And also, as long as I got a spot, I don't care. But I saw people doing it. I laughed this morning when I pulled in. Amy, you parked at my spot, huh?

Oh, man, your parking spot is major perk for me yesterday because I forgot something at the studio and had to come back in the afternoon, which is when the parking garage is totally full. There's never a spot. I did not have a ton of time. I pulled in the garage and look what was available. Bobby Bones is spot. Lucky you weren't there.

I'd park behind you. I'm just saying I'd have trapped you in there. Oh, yeah? Yeah, oh yeah, try me. No, I'm good. I'm not going to try that now. Yeah. So there's that. Raymond's mad because I'm not having a Labor Day party anymore.

Yeah, I had a bunch of people coming into town, and I had actually made these promises to them about bones dropping a kegger. First of all, no, let me stop you. I was never having a kegger. You're having alcohol. I was going to have some friends over for Labor Day, and now I'm not, because Amy's not going to be in town. And basically, if you can't have Amy, why even have a part?

party. You know what I mean? Oh, come on. And so, but Amy told me early and I have stuff I have to do. And so I'm not having a party, but Ray had promised like 10 friends that were coming to my house. Well, I said, man, it's a great place. It's got a pool and it's even themed. We're going to do Hawaiian. So my buddy's out. Louisle. Labor Day Louisle was the party. They've been doing these Hawaiian shirts. They're all excited for it. And I'm like, guys, now, I mean, we're just going to walk up and down Broadway. Sorry, no more pool party. But my point is they never got invited anyway. That was also going to be a thing. I was going to have to ask you if I could bring all my entourage. Oh, go ahead. Ask me. Well, you're not having it. Oh. But that would have been

just absolute greatness in the backyard. I could see it now. And I told him, I was like, man, Bones knows these artists too. You guys could for sure holler at some of these girls. But the last time we were there, you had all kinds of people over there that I didn't even know, really. Yeah. Those are called my friends. Why know? Yeah. That's what happens when you throw a party. Cool things like that happen. Yeah, I'm not going to be able to. I apologize. And it seemed like it was so for sure up until the last second and then just boom, monkey ranch. Man, what do I do now? Four days to plan something.

Just take the day off. Yeah, well, we're going to go hit the bars, but that's not the same. I like to do a little pool. Don't you guys have one of your condo? We ain't got nothing, man. I ain't got a pool. I ain't got a boat.

I haven't been on water all summer. Hit up Jake. Jake only take out his boat. Just text them. Be like, take me out. He'll take you. I don't know if he's cool with the whole crew coming. Oh, yeah, that's right.

You have all your friends. They got a huge house. They ended up doing an Airbnb downtown. I couldn't even fit them all in my place. and you want to bring them all to my place? That's what I'm saying. You got the backyard for it. It's a double-layer pool where people chill at the bottom and then up at the adult style.

Easy of a double-layer. That's what it was. The time before all the adults were up there, we had an adult conversation, and the kids were down in the lower level. It's like a foot pole. Yeah, it's nothing. It's a puddle. It worked perfect. The kids were playing with the balls over there and we were pounding beers back in the bag.

All right. Well, I'm sorry that we're not having it anymore. I know. I just wanted you to know that I was a little upset. Okay. He's going to bring his boys to holler at some girls. Yeah. If there were any girls to holler at, I'd be hollering at them.

True. Yeah. Like, I'm going to bring up a bunch of girls. It's basically Amy and Morgan number two and Hillary. But Amy's not able to come. Amy, what are you doing on Labor Day? Going to the beach. Where?

To Florida. Oh. Yeah. I mean, the kids have been wanting to go to the beach and we didn't get to take them this summer. and it's Labor Day weekend. It's also my husband's birthday. So we thought, hey, why not? Let's do it.

That's fun. It's a way better than a party at my house, I guess. Oh, yeah. Just kidding. There's a clip I'm watching of the University of Arkansas football team. I'm a, just so you know, I'm a die-hard Arkansas Razorback fan. And so the head coach is Chad Morris, and they're doing what is supposed to be a drill.

And it's like, all right, we're going to do this drill. And they end up doing one of those scholarships, so they give the scholarships to people. Oh, yeah. And they have no ideas coming because they've just been walk-ons on the program. Hey, it's that easy. You got to be ready for everything

because these three guys have just been put on full scholarship. Yeah. Goose bumps. They go and they kick a field goal. It's like the snapper, the holder, and the kicker. And they're like, go do it,

and he goes, you three on scholarship. Oh, that's amazing. God, that's cool. Does that make your neck hair stand up at all? Because for me, it does. Now, Amy, you're not so much a sports fan. Do you like that or no? Yeah, I do.

But it doesn't make your neck hair stand up? No, I think I, Yeah, I mean, I get a little bit just because I'm not into sports I can appreciate a good story. Like a good scholarship. Yeah, because it's not about sports, really. It's right.

They get an education out of it. That's crazy. Exactly. And they've worked hard. The Babbage ball show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So there's now an Airbnb of sorts for pools. It's called Swimply.

And it lets you rent someone else's pool for the afternoon and fees are around $50 a day. Can you look in the windows too? Because I would totally do that. You know, I tell you what I do on Instagram. I get on, people will post pictures. their house, right? Or like an inside of room. And I zoom in. I'm so nosy on Instagram

pictures. Like I want to see what's on the calendar. I want to see what books they're reading. If there any drugs. You know, I look for all that. Oh, wow. You ever seen anything like that? No, none. But I look though. Like, I'm always pinching to see what's in the, do you guys. Do you guys do it all the time? No, I do it all the time. Oh, yeah. Okay. Amy, do you do that? Yeah, I zoomed in on your pigs the other day. Still see your book on your coffee table. Oh, let me tell you what happened. So I changed coffee table. It's like a big cushion chair. Potoman. Yeah, I don't know what it's called.

It's like an Ottoman thing. And so I got a new book I was telling Eddie about it. It's the album covers. And I love music. And it's like a thousand album covers. And I put it on the middle Ottoman thing. It's like a picture book. And underneath that I kept my book,

Fail Until You Don't, which Amy was giving me so much crap by having it in my own house. And she texts me, hey, still see your book on the table. What's that about? Amy, why are you trolling me right now in my personal life? So yeah, it's still there. Anything else? Anything else, Amy.

me? Yes, I have more. So this woman was at a convenience store and a guy in front of her, his credit card wasn't working, was getting declined or wasn't going through for whatever reason. So she picked up the tab. She's like, here, I got it. I'll pay for it. And she was like, hey, you look, you look a lot like Keith Urban. Do people ever tell you that? And guess what it was Keith Urban? What? Yes. And so she's a retired school teacher. Her name is Ruth Reed. And, yeah, She was in line at a Wawa, like a convenience store. And boom, he was there for a concert, and she hooked him up. So then he was like, well, I am Keith Urban.

So then they took a selfie in the parking lot, and that was that. Come on. You know, if we didn't know Keith was actually a legitimately really nice guy, you know, we'd go, hey, come on, is it true? But he is. So, okay, what else you got? And lastly, it is National Red Wine Day. So I thought I'd run through some red wine stats, and maybe people were

remember to enjoy a little red wine tonight in honor of that. 80% of people say they like wine. Red is the most popular type. White is second. Sparkling is third. And then you got rosé coming in after that. And then there's 12% of us that can put down an entire bottle of red wine all by ourselves. You know, I don't think about wine.

I didn't know there were four kinds of wine. I thought we were just red and white. I didn't know the sparkling was a wine. It was different. And then I didn't know rosé wasn't one of the other ones. Yeah, they're a lot of different. They're all different. Yeah.

There's all different kinds. What is your favorite, though, Amy, of all the wines? Yeah. Oh, my favorite is red wine. Red wine seems thick. It can be. I like more of a light. I mean, there's all different kinds of flavors, and I don't really have a sophisticated

palette, but I do like it more on, like, the fruity side and not like the peppery side. Well, that's interesting. I didn't know that. Anything else? No, that's it. I hope, yeah. That's my pile. You hope what?

You hope I have a good day? I hope it's a lot over. Yeah, I'm about to want to say. I was about to say that, though, because you asked me if I had anything to say. That's going to wrap today. Amy, what's going on with you? Well, I'm in Austin on Dad Duty, so I'll just be hanging out with him all day, which I'm super excited about because I haven't seen him in a little while. Lunchbox? Ooh, I'll be hitting that nap hard, and you got Bachelor in Paradise tonight, and maybe take the little kid for a walk.

You like that Bachelor in Paradise, huh? Oh, man, it's the best one out of the series because they know it's, they make a joke. of it. They are so corny and cheesy and there's going to be a fight tonight. Grocery Store Joe gets into it with Leo. People are passionate about that show for sure. What about you? Meeting.

Well, see, I can't even say what I'm doing because they get made fun of. Yeah, I get some more stuff to do. And then I have a friend who's having a music release kind of party tonight, so I'm going to go to it. So, yeah, just being social, man. I'm social butterfly. I went to dinner last night with a friend. Non-stop. All the things.

Non-stop partying, man. I'm like LMFAO. Yeah, da, that, da, da, da, da, da. Yeah. Yeah, just some stuff. So I appreciate you guys. Morgan number two, what are you doing today? I'm taking my dog for a walk and going grocery shopping. Yeah, how's your grocery shopping? What's that about? Well, I get stuff to cook and meal prep for the week trying to eat healthy. You meal prep too, huh? Yeah. Yeah, all my stuff goes into containers.

Really? Oh, yeah, like Saturday or Sunday. It's very organized. And then it all goes in. Then I can just cut the block of it. It's like jail. I cut a block of it. Sounds terrible.

Popping on a plate and put it in the microwave and it loses no nutrients. Oh no, I think it does. No, it doesn't. Astrophysicist's Neil deGrasse Tyson. I know. I know. I disagree. And then I eat it.

Eddie, what about you? A junior junior, my four-year-old starts baseball today. Fall ball starts today, so he's got practice. Did you make him sign a contract? No, no, no. He wants to play. I think he doesn't have the history like my other son of quitting. So no contract for junior, junior.

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