The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Tries To Make Money Off Of His Wife + Amy Didn't Let A Kid Skip Her In Line

Episode Date: December 26, 2018

Lunchbox has a business idea that involves his wife doing all the work. Amy admits she didn't let a young kid skip her in line at Starbucks. Also, Bobby calls Lunchbox out for something he did online. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning. Yeah. Chelsea and Oklahoma. Yes. What's happening? Oh, nothing much. Just it worked. Yeah, what kind of job you get?

I actually work in the old film. What time do you have to wake up? I get up about 3.30 every morning. Man, I feel that pain, huh? Yeah. Let me ask you a question, Chelsea, because I wake up at 3. There's rarely a morning, if ever, that I'm just happy to wake up at 3. I'm not a morning person, and I have a morning person job.

How does that work for you? You go to bed late and you get up early, so it stinks. You take naps all day? No. Yeah, I need to. Lunchbox takes naps all day. Every day. Amy, do you take naps at all?

Occasionally, but... Did the kids cut those out? Yeah, well, the other day I took a nap here at the office just because I knew. Why? Where'd you sleep? Right there on that couch. I set my alarm for 20 minutes, and I, like, tried to. to sleep, but then lunchwalks and Eddie kept walking in and I'm like, hello, I'm trying to

take a quick nap here. Locked the door. No, I'm not going to, no. It was awkward. I thought her husband maybe kicked her out of the house. Yeah. We were already here working and it was a 20 minute nap. Like it wasn't like I was sleeping here overnight.

It was the middle of the day. Just trying to get a little shut eye. No, I had to go meet up with them and then there wasn't enough time to drive home. So in that time of, instead of driving home, I took a nap and it actually was amazing. I was like lunchbox might be on to something. He goes to bed. No, he does sleep, four hours, five hours sleep. Yeah, it's not a 20 minute.

My husband taught me, no, 20 minutes is not. Combat nap is what we call them at our house. And they actually can be highly effective. So when your husband was serving, would he literally take combat naps? Yeah, and he still does it home. I mean, I guess that's just what they nickname him. But yeah, you sleep when you can. And he can literally shut his eyes and fall asleep like anywhere.

He may have to have his little mask and ear plugs in, but he'll go to sleep. Why they got to be little? Right now, why she may go his little? little mask. Okay, it's like a eye mask when it blocks out the light and then the earflugs. Do you make fun of them for the mask? Well, listen, it was mine. Oh, oh. Is it pink? No, it's black. But he may have to stop wearing it because he thinks it's

breaking him out. See? Throwing them under the bus completely. It's cute, though. Chelsea, you hearing this? They work, though. Those 20 minutes hard enough. They work. See? Well, hey, I appreciate your calling. Anything you want to say? No, you guys make my day whenever I listen to you. I have been able to.

I'll listen to you guys for about a week. I've been having some other issues with my mom, but when I do get listening to you guys, you guys make my day. Well, thank you very much, and I hope things get better with your mom. I appreciate you calling. And away we go.

Here we go with the Wednesday show. Starts now. Get your Bobby balls on. Hey, Terrell in Oklahoma? Yeah, yeah. What up, buddy? Oh, man, I just wanted to call. A long-time listener, big-time fan.

Commute about an hour and a half, two hours every day to work, and do guys' shows on the radio nonstop, on the way home, on the way there. Positivity is awesome, and you guys are great to listen to, and I just want to say congrats on winning, Dancing with the Stars. It was the first and only season I've ever watched and probably will watch. That's funny. Hey, so what do you do for 11? I work at a fire department. And so you drive hour and a half to two hours every day? Well, the way it plays out is we work 10 days a month, so it ends up being about 20 or a little bit more days a month that I end up making the commute, which isn't terrible.

Oh, yeah, okay, I get it. So you don't have to do it as much, but when you do it's a little longer. I guess kind of like a shift too, right? Like, taught me through a shift for you. So we work 24-hour shifts, 8 a.m. to 8 a.m. 8 to 5 Monday through Friday, we do anything from training to install smoke detectors for people in our community to fire prevention. a pub ed, anything of that nature, train. And then after 5 o'clock, we kind of, it's like living with your second family. Have dinner. You know, we're at the station for 24 hours. So sleep there.

If we have a call in the middle of night, we're there. We're quicker to get out and go help someone if they need it. That's so many questions for you here. How about when you go to sleep and you're at work because you have to sleep, but are you kind of sleeping with one eye open because you could get the call anytime? Yeah, kind of. You don't sleep as well as you do at home, that's for sure. Everyone has little niches that they do to help them sleep a little bit lighter. I sleep with the TV on just so I have some background noise. Don't get to sleep as good as I do at home, but it's fun. I mean, it's an

awesome job, so. Do you have a fire pole that you jump down? Even if you don't need it, you just slide down the pole? No, we don't, man. They remodel the station I'm at right before I got hired on and they took out the fire pole. They said it's too bad on the knees and lower back. Everybody's getting older. Sorry, we got to pull it out. Okay, so, man, do you have a wife? Well, I don't know.

You have a girlfriend? Yes. Okay, what does she think about your risk in your life all the time? It's a noble thing that you're doing, but for her, I bet it's like, man. Like, it's tough, huh? Well, we actually met because of that. I moved a little bit closer for a little while. the bartender at a local restaurant

and we met because of the fire station and she knew when we met that hey this is it this is what I'm going to do no matter what and she kind of realized how everything works out and how everything plays and she's like you know I'm not really worried because you got her so

it only takes one fire though man you're risking your life like listen all of us in the show we really appreciate what you do like all jokes aside like I know you called to say something about our show but we're just a bunch of goobers up here talking on the radio. Like what you do, that's real life stuff, man. We appreciate you. I appreciate it, sir.

It's awesome. Like I said, a big fan of you guys. Can I send this guy like a signed book or something? Hey, can I send you a sign book? Will you read it? I don't even care if you read it. Will you take it and not throw it away? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, good. I have a book called Fail until you don't. Terrell, hold on the line here. I'm going to get you this. Come on. This guy's a hero right here. Come on.

Risk in his life every day. Come on. And then in his free time, or they install fire things in people's home. Cats out of trees. I know. I'm like, gosh, Firefighters are awesome. Probably an old lady occasionally up in a tree by saving them. Come on. That's a good thing right there. I love that. Bobby bones. Show.

Eating sparks a rush of endorphins just as if you were working out and they say it sparks your brain to have all these great feelings. Eating does it too. I believe that. I love eating. Me too. I look forward to it. I know. I build my days

around when I'm going to enjoy food. Yeah, but it's not just the eating for, okay, I'm excited to eat sometimes. I'll eat for all kinds of things. Stress, I'm eating. I'm tired. I haven't been feeling great, so I eat bad food. Food's just going to make me feel better. The healthy you eat, the less pleasure.

The less the endorphins. So using a PET scan, researchers found one of the most significant levels of endorphins were released right after people ate pizza. Their favorite kind of pizza. Yeah, pizza people know what's up. More unexpectedly, they noticed that even more will release. whenever you had a drink as well with a good drink. Good beer.

Yeah, so. Isn't that crazy that working out is a lot of endorphins, but so is eating. It makes you feel good. No, you know how to choose. You can do them both. The Bobby Bones show. It's time for the good news.

With lunchbox. Say I don't make something good. Zoe Buck is in the fourth grade and she's never had a haircut. Her hair is all the way down to her knees, and she's like, goes to her mom, says, mom, you know what, it's time to get a haircut. I want to donate my hair to wigs for kids. And so she cut all her hair off so a kid with cancer can get a wig. Love it. Yeah, how old was she?

She's in fourth grade, never had a haircut. A lot of hair, too. Lunchbox cut his hair once. And he grew it all out, and he was going to donate it. Yeah, but that's not why he grew it out. Okay, it was a bet. It was a bet with his body. Your buddy, Mark, right?

Yeah, my buddy Mark. Yeah, his firefighter, and I hadn't had a hair cut in a month. He goes, man, it's the longest I've ever seen your hair. And I was like, man, I'll go a whole year without cutting my hair. He goes, bet you won't. I said, okay, so we bet a thousand bucks. Jeez, who bet the thousand bucks? To grow your hair.

Hey, let's be real. There was. All the things, yes. All of it. There was drinking involved. And so after a year, I didn't get a dollar. But I had the long hair. So you did fulfill your end of the bet.

He didn't pay you. No, he still owes me. But you know why? Because that's too much money to bed over growing up. No, he got pregnant. It doesn't matter. That's still too much money. Oh, yeah.

I mean, I understand that. But we had been drinking. And six months into the bet, when he got a girl pregnant, I was like, hey, dude, it's a lot of money. You're going to have a kid. You want to call off the bet? We'll just call it right now. He goes, no, man, I'm good for it. Still, here we are like 10 years later.

He still owes me money. And then his hair, so he did decide to donate it to locks of love or locks for love or whatever. Good dude over there. They used it, right? Did you ever get your certificate that they used it? I got rejected, man. Who what? Dude, it was too gross.

They wouldn't take his hair because it was too gross. I mean, and they rotate, like, did you enough sending it to clean up the oil school? No, that was, no. No one took your hair? No one took his hair. It was gross. It was bumpy and gross. It's not funny because it says when we use your hair, we'll send you a certificate.

Nothing. No certificate. I'm still. I mean. I mean, it was long. His hair was so long. Middle on my back. I mean, come on.

It was Joe Dirt in the back. You had hair in the back, it's like that. But all of it. It was Joe Dirt front back side. And this is when Tom Brady had long hair. So every day, lunchbox, just talking about how he looked like. Be honest, you don't.

Everybody thought I looked like Tom Brady. No, no, no, you don't. No, no. But be honest. But be honest. But I do like her story. Yeah, good job, Zoe Buck. Good job, Zoe Buck.

That was Tell me. something good. Bobby Bones show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from Key West, Florida. A 22-year-old man went to a tattoo shop and got a shark tattoo on his calf. And he said,

ooh, it's going to be $200. Let me run to the ATM and get the money. Never came back. Only problem is, he put the picture on Instagram. Oh, he put the picture of the tattoo? Yeah, check out my new tat. And the owner of the tattoo father said, get your blank back here.

Before I called the cops. Guy didn't come back, so he called the cops. I wonder how he was tipped off to that. I guess he just started, you know, searching social media and found the shark tattoo. He had to be from the same town, though, right? Yeah, Key West Florida. Like he had to live there. It wasn't like a spring breaker or something.

It wasn't someone on vacation. It was someone that lived there. Yeah, you should, stolen stuff you should never put online. Like, give it, what, three months? No one wants to answer. No? You haven't no. Okay, okay.

All right. Lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day. How about looking in your feet and seeing the guy going, hey, get back here? You're probably like, oh, no, delete, delete, delete. So vegetarians actually eat meat when they're drunk. But half of vegetarians say when they have too much a drink, they eat meat. Wow. That makes sense.

I was thinking about Amy. And Amy goes on these tears sometimes where she won't eat any meat forever and then she'll have a hamburger and she'll just look forward to it and then demolish it. And sometimes it's after you're drinking a bit. I mean, I can think of one time in particular where for sure we were down somewhere on Broadway and I definitely had a bite of a hamburger after I had had alcohol and I was like, this tastes amazing, but I'm sure it didn't really taste that great. Yeah. But other times I'm craving a hamburger, it's just because I'm legit craving it.

I don't know what's up. But I could see how vegetarians get in trouble there. And then do they even really know? There's the question. It doesn't count if you don't know. And then does it count? Yeah. Because then can you still be like, I haven't eaten meat in 10 years?

If you don't know, it doesn't count. A tree falls in the woods. Does it make a sound? The answer is no. If no one's there to hear it, there's no sound to be heard. Oh, yeah. That's right. Show.

Brian, what's up, buddy? What's going on, Bobby? Man, you're on the air. What's happening with you? Nothing much. Is that word? Yeah, what can I do for you? It's early in the morning.

Kind of hanging out. Yeah, just going out to go to go towing cars. I work as a tow truck operator, man. I've always hated, like, morning shows. I would never listen to the radio first day in the morning just because I hate listening to people talk. But ever since I found y'all about a year and a half ago, I can't turn it off.

Y'all get me going every morning. I appreciate that, man. Thank you very much. You ever run into, like, you know, aggressive people as you're out towing their cars? Oh, yeah, dude. I've been shot at. I've had a couple ribs cracked my baseball bat.

I've had a little bit of everything. thing. Wow. Dang. That's crazy. That's crazy. Do you love your job? Oh, dude.

I wouldn't do anything else. Man. What? Shout out, dude. You found your passion. Baseball bat cracked his ribs. Brian, thank you for the call. Be safe, man.

Yeah. Now worry. Check in every week, please. Shape out. Wow. All right. Yes. I wasn't even, I thought you were asking that, and he was going to be like,

yeah, sometimes people yell at me. Dang, you're like, shot at this morning. All right. Bobby Bone Show. Yeah, the Bobby Bone Show. I don't know if you saw on Instagram, but Lunchbox did a giveaway. What did he give away? I did not see this.

I really, I don't know. This large picture of Zach Brown band that Zach signed. And I thought, okay, well, that's a slippery slope to go down to be giving way stuff on Instagram. And he said, hey, pick a number one through 500. And the first one to guess the number wins it, and he did it. And somebody won, right? Right? Yeah, so I'm one.

What was the number? 33. Okay. And they guessed pretty quickly. It was like the 10th guess. I was like, how did that happen? So he now says he's going to mail them this picture. Well, here's the problem.

Shipping it. I go to ship it, and I take it to the place. And they want to charge me $180 to ship it because it's over a certain size and it becomes oversized in their terminology. It makes sense. A certain size. Yes. It's called Oversile. So it becomes real expensive.

No, it only weighs maybe half a pound. It's a humongous cardboard cut out. So now he's thinking about not sending it to the person. Yeah. Sorry. No. You have to. You have to. And we're not paying for it as a show.

Oh, come on. No. I give away stuff all the time. Sign books. I mail them with my own money. If I'm on Twitter and go, I just mail it myself. Yeah, but your books don't cost $180. You gave it away.

Who knew he was going to be $180? You should have looked into it. Let's go to the jury. It's a giveaway. Should lunchbox pay for it himself, Amy? Yeah, the person won it. Like, you're in charge of it. Did you put it like a tiny, you know, terms and blah?

No, it was like 50 cents to mail because it was real life one stale. 50 cents? We made like a birthday card? Eddie? Yes, of course he pays for it. Yeah. You should have known this beforehand. Have you talked to the person?

Yeah, I sent her a measure said, well, I went. It was $180. So maybe you want to come here from Arizona. Oh, no. I tried to do something nice. And this is all I get. You can still do the nice thing, but now you've bitten off more than you can chew. Just chew, chew, chew, chew.

And then swallow. You got it. Man, I got to hope. Maybe someone taking a road trip. Hit me. He's going to hitch I get to Arizona. Yeah, hit us up. Lunchbox is the parking police.

And I don't always disagree with them. But he gets angry when someone takes up two spots. Like, he wants to do damage to people's cars. No. Like, he's like a vigilante of her bad parking. It's very frustrating when people think they're too good to park. in one spot. And I understand you accidentally do it and you

accidentally park over the line every once and a while. But I walk out yesterday and there is a vehicle that is by far, that is no accident. It's parked right over the middle of the line. Right. Yeah, they are and I was just like, come on.

You don't need to do that. What kind of? That's an SUV. It looks like a white SUV. Is it a high end? No, it's a Nissan rogue. So, not pretty, yeah, it's nice, but it's not like a B&Bet Like a BMW or Porsche or something. It's not, you know, a $100,000 car or anything. But if it is and you're worried about it getting, you know, dinted or whatever,

go park at the very edge of the parking lot. Don't park in the first two spaces and do that. So when you see a car parked over the line like that, you immediately want to do blank. Key the car. See, that's what I'm talking about. It's so weird. That's what it goes to.

Maybe put a dent in the driver's side door. No. Yeah, you know, you give it a little, like I've done it before. If you were to say, whoa. Fitzlandties are nice, right? Put a note on the glass. It's different. What do you mean you've done it before?

Let's just say that back in the day, I may have been in Houston, Texas, and I may have been a little frustrated with a car because it parked way over the line. And so I may have, you know, turn my back and I had like I was bending over to pick something and my right foot may a boom. Oh, I was like donkey kicked it? Donkey kicked it. Yeah. He donkey kicked the door?

That might have happened. That's not nice. Oh, man. I don't think using negativity to fight negativity is the way. There you go. Right.

If you would have left a note, I said, I get it. Right. So this car, I did leave a note. Oh, you did? On this one, I did. I put, learn how to park, jerk. And I put jerk in all caps.

Did you leave your number in case they wanted to... No, they don't need to call me. They don't need to have my number. They just need to know that we don't appreciate when they park like that. Because I got in the car... It is frustrating.

I just have never thought, oh, let me just... I've never wanted to donkey kick a car. I've never thought that either. And I got the car and I was just going to leave. But then I was like, this person is just going to get away with it. I need to write them a note. You know, sometimes when you're parking, you're forced to park a certain way because the cars around you...

That's true. Think about that. Parked a certain way. So, Lunchbooks, you could be taking your frustration out on a car. I'm not saying that's the case in this one. This car was in the first two spots. There is no way another car was causing. What about the one you donkey kicked?

Was it like that? You run into a lot of cars to park like that. The donkey kick? There are donkey kicked cars all over town. You follow lunchbox by his trail of donkey kicks. Yeah. He just goes to a parking lot to donkey kick cars. Like, he's going to teach everybody a lesson.

That was in the parking garage back in the day. We almost had an issue with someone here at work because the lunchbox threatened to keep a car. He did. He posted a picture of their car on Twitter and was like, you're lucky I don't key your car, and it's someone who we work with. But it was a joke. The one that worked is a joke. It was a joke, but you just said you donkey kick cars.

It was a Saturday, and there was no one here. I don't know when he's joking. Okay. You better watch out. Everyone out there, watch out for the donkey kicker. If lunch is in town, you better park a right. We'll get you. All right.

We'll be back in a second here on the Bobby Bone Show. Mr. Bobby Bones. All right, time to play a game called. never going to get it. Ask me why this game is so difficult. Well, because it's really hard to get the answer. Okay, cool. You've got to ask him. Oh, sorry, why is this game so difficult?

Because I don't think you're going to get it. You're never going to get it. Thank you. Yeah, I got you. My bad. Almost 20% of people say they're still paying for this. As of today, 20% of people say they're still paying for this specific thing. Think about that. Lunchbox will let you run it if you can get it.

Engagement ring. An engagement ring. It is the. season. Tis the season to get married. Tis the season to get engaged. Oh, Tis the season to get engaged. It is not. We'll do. We'll hop away for a second. We'll come back. Almost 20% of people say that they are still paying for this. Amy, Eddie, get your answers ready. I got it. I got it. Bobby Bones is on. Okay, the question inside they're never going to get it. Almost 20% of people say, as of today, they're still paying for this. 20% of people, Amy.

Text messaging. Text, wow. Because, you know, normally it comes with your plan unlimited, but some people still pay per text. No, I get it. Not it. Eddie? I got it. Student loans.

That's way higher than that. Oh, wow. People are, oh, more than 20%. Can I get it? Well, you guessed last time. I know, but I want to come back. I want to come back into the game. Oh, you're talking about like a comeback story?

Yeah, comeback story. Okay, go ahead. They're still paying for a landline, home phone, ching, bing, bing. Almost 20% of people still say they're paying for a landline. line. Oh, I thought you said yes. No, I never even said a sound that sounded like yes. It was only no.

Okay. The answer is... A divorce. 20% of people are still saying they're paying for last year's holiday spending. Oh, that's terrible. This is the season. Here we are. Putting stuff on credit cards.

Dave Ramsey would not be happy. Would not. And so, credit card time, you're buying gifts for everyone. It almost feels like credit card's not real money, but it is. Yeah, it's real. It's actually more than no money because you're paying. paying more. Interests. That's right. So think about that. Eventually, he's going to come get it. You know, it's going to be gotten. A lot of people don't understand that interest, really. Like,

my brother does still don't get it. What do you mean? Like how it works. Like, what is he done? He just thinks that it's like, they lent them the money and it's just like, why are they charging me extra stuff? It's called interest. Isn't your brother an adult man? Yeah, he's like 45. Oh my gosh. I cannot believe you're selling him out like this. I mean, like, really? Yeah. Like, wow. That's a, that's a interesting. How many credit cards do you have? I have one that I use my work stuff on and one that's like for personal expenses. And that's how we recommended, there was recommended to keep everything really clean. It's the cleanest way to do it to stay organized.

Lunchbox? I got like seven or eight. Eight, what? Credit cards. I used to, whenever I'd go to a sporting event, they'd be offering me a free t-shirt. If I fell out a credit card application, I'd fill out every one of them. I've got those free t-shirts, free hats. I got it all.

So I got a lot of credit cards. Do you use them all? No. My longest running those, Discover. I'm proud of that. I'm like a gold member because I've been a proud member

since 2000. What about you? Just one. Wow. Amex black. No. Oh. No, it's like Southwest.

Yeah. That's mine. It's a good one. How many credit cards do you use? Like three or four. Do you have a big credit card bill? No, I don't have a big credit card bill because I'm moving it around.

You know, like I take it from one credit card, move to the other credit card because it's like, oh, they give you a 12 months. interest-free. You can do that? Yeah, if you transfer a balance from something, they give you 12 months interest-free, then you move it to the other one.

Gosh, play the system. I think you're getting played. Anybody else? I don't know what he's doing over there. It sounds illegal. I have no comment because I don't even brought into the court case later. Eventually, that's going to come back to... Well, listen, 20% of people haven't paid for last year's holiday spending,

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You don't, though, huh, lunch? No, not at all. This kid's 11. You graduated college. You got his associate's degree? Crazy. I hope my kid doesn't do that. Why?

Because I want my kid to have a childhood and have friends. How do you know he doesn't have friends? These are the kind of kids that end up curing cancer, though. These are the kind of kids that get so ahead and they're so smart, and it's recognized so early you can develop that, and they do cure things. like diseases, and they find ways to create food. But you, okay, good luck for your childhood over there.

And then it would be really rich, too, by like 15. Yeah, his name's William. He graduated St. Petersburg College with an associate's degree. His plan is to transfer to the University of South Florida for his bachelor's degree. He wants to get his master's and doctorate. Probably by 15 or so, right? Oh, associate's degree. Come on, guys.

That's not even that big a deal. Do you have your associate's degree? Yeah, I went to college for two years. He's 11 years old. Again, he's 11 years old. Yeah, but you went for your bachelor's degree and didn't get it. I don't think that means you have an associate. Oh, I think you're right.

I don't think you have an associate. No, it's not just, well, I did attend a college for two years. Yeah, he started the elementary school at four, went through colors and numbers and algebra. By nine, he had already graduated high school. That's crazy. That means I'm trying to picture my son, you know, in the 11th grade right now. He's eight, almost. Yeah.

Well, there you go. I like that. That a boy. Some people's brains are just different. Like they grow faster. They can absorb. And some are slower. That's evident in this room.

Some are just slower. I get it. There he go. That's Tell Me Something Good right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bomes, everybody. Transmitting across America. Show!

Before we get to the morning, for any breaking news from Josh in Bakersfield, California. Josh, good morning. Hey, good morning. Bobby. Something big's happening in your life right now. Please share with us. I have my girlfriend's in labor right now. And you are. Father for the first time. On the way to the hospital? Yes, I am on my way to the hospital right now. Why do I not hear like a little more frantic

in your voice? What's it? What's a deal? Come on, Josh. Talk to me. Yeah, trying to keep it cool. Driving the speed limit, slow is smooth. Is she in the car with you right now? No, she was staying at her parents' house because they only live a couple of minutes away from the hospital, whereas I live about 45 minutes away. Hmm. How do you feel like what's going through your head right now? You're about to be a dad for the first time in your life. Yeah, kind of nervous. I'm kind of scared to see her in so much pain.

That's going to be weird. Are you going to watch the baby come out? I haven't really decided that yet. Better get to the side, bro. Yeah, the time is now. Yeah. Or she may not even want him to. What does she want?

Yeah, I think she wants to. We talked about, like, possibly catching the baby. But I'm not sure, you know, how it's all going to go down now that it's actually time. Do you know if it's a boy or girl? Yeah, it's a boy. His name's a boy. That a boy. Do you named him after Rod de Gallo in Oasis, right?

No. No, damn. No one particularly, like that. I like to make the joke that I named him. after helium. Terrible joke. Stop that joke. Hey, that's good.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah. Terrible joke. Listen, I'm a professional joke teller. Terrible joke. Hey, that's awesome, though. Congratulations, Josh. I hope everything goes healthy, and I appreciate you calling us. It's a big day in your life and you thought about us.

Yeah, sounds good. Hey, can I give a shout out to her mom real quick? Yeah, of course. Ginger Jones. I know she's probably the only one that's ever going to actually hear this. just wanted to say hi, and I'll see you soon, and I'm excited. Why would she be the only one that would ever hear this? I believe more of your family should listen, my friend.

Oh, I agree. My mom listens, but she's not, she's retired now, so she's not usually in the car in the morning. Wake her up. And then my girlfriend, she obviously isn't working right now, so she's not ever in the car in the morning either. All seriousness, congratulations. I hope it goes awesome, and thank you for calling, and I appreciate you.

I appreciate you. All right, buddy. Thank you. The Morning Corny. How did the farmer find his wife? How did the farmer find his wife? He tracked her down. He tracked her down.

He tracked her down. That's actually funny. Yeah, that's funny. That's funny. That's funny. There it is. The morning, Corny. Yeah.

He tracked her down. It's a Bobby Bone show. Tell you who has a lot of business ideas. It's lunchbox. Yes, he does. The guy has all the guys. It never does anything with him. But he has all the ideas, and now he's trying to make money off his wife.

Have you heard this yet? No. Look, I want to start selling my wife's breast milk. Oh, yeah. People do this. We have a freezer full of frozen breast milk. It just sits there. All it is collecting ice, and I'm like, why don't we sell this online?

You hear about people that struggle to produce milk, and they're willing to pay for it. So I'm like, wife, you got a pump, you keep pumping, all starts selling. Like it just seems like an easy business model What are you going to call it? Two good questions. How much do you make? We'll call it Bobby's boob milk. My name is not in this.

You can't use my name. You need to have Bobby bones in it. You have Bobby bones breast milk. No. No. My name has nothing to do with this. Or booby bones. Oh, booby bones.

That's great. That is so good, Amy. Yeah. Booboey bones breast milk. Yes, it will come up with logos and everything. Stop it. Did I get half? You know, so I'm saying we can get percentages.

We got to get, we can, no, you can't use my name for. Do you have you researched like Bobby was asking how much you sell it for? No, I just know people need it. But because it's coming from celebrities, it's not more valuable because it's coming from your wife. Absolutely it is. Oh, boy. And so I'm thinking we can get $10 a tube, $10 a syringe. Is that how it's done syring?

I think it's like, well, you have, or are you doing bags? Mason jars. I mean, I got a picture of all this breast milk. and I'm telling you, people are going to go crazy over it. Like, they want... And some people may not even need the breast milk. They just want it just to have. Like a collector's item.

Okay. Because it's your wife's breast milk. Here's your homework for tomorrow. Look at all that breast milk, folks. That's a lot. I mean, that's a lot of breast milk. Just chilling. I mean, that...

You what I see there? Dollar signs. Yeah. Okay. Here's what we'll do. For Boobby bones breast mill. No, we're not calling it that. Amy, why would you give them that idea?

Sorry. Who's came to me? Here's what we're going to do. For tomorrow's show, okay? Yeah. Come up with a real name that doesn't have my name in it and how much you would charge, like, look at the market and see what people charge.

Okay. And I'm curious to know what you'd come up with before tomorrow. All right. Okay, we'll do that in tomorrow's show. There is a market. I have heard that, so he could be on to something. But for a good reason, too. Not selling it.

Like, you mean, it's not illegal. No, this is like a legit thing. Some people really need it, right? Yeah. Okay, let us know tomorrow. Yeah, it's like called liquid gold. I'm bodybuilders buy it. I just took to sold.

Oh, see? That's more your market. kit. Hey, I got it in because I got a semi-pro bodybuilder in there, Ramundo. Raymondo, would you drink his wife's breastmail? Just because it's his wife, that's going to weird me out. But if it was somebody else's you would?

Somebody else's you would? Yeah, as long as it's somebody you don't know, but I have such a close relationship with his wife. Really? Have you heard about this in the bodybuilding world? I have. If I ever did competitions, I would. Really?

Guys, I'm on to some. Let us not tomorrow. I'll start doing my research. Sometimes, Amy, I wonder about your husband. Because in a good way, he served in the military for how long? 12 years. In the Air Force. Went to the Air Force Academy.

Was deployed for a long time and many times. Oh, he's been to the Middle East every year since, well, 2001. Still? Yeah, still. Because, yeah, he still works in that capacity. But even though he's out. Well, my question is, I bet he's had to, like, go through some really weird, tough stuff and some weird environments.

Yes. Like in different parts of the world. Yeah. Africa in particular, I know some, you mean like living conditions? Both living conditions. And what I'm getting to eventually is that he was eating bugs. Oh, yeah. And he has survival training with bugs.

Like he could live off of bugs and like a rabbit and squirrel. Like he could live off the land, you know? So was he doing that in front of your kids? Well, our son was like scared of this bug. And, you know, my husband was saying, well, not all bugs are bad. I mean, some spiders, they eat other bugs. He came into this whole thing on, like, the circle of life and bugs. And he was like, and actually, this bug could be fuel for you.

Like, if you ever caught in a place where you didn't have food, you could eat this bug. And our son was like, what? No way. You can't eat the bug. And he was like, well, yeah. So we picked the mug and he ate it. He ate the bug right in front of him. He ate the bug.

And what did your son do? My husband prefers to eat ants because they're full of, like, good something. I don't know. But I don't know what kind of bug it is. It was. But our son was like sort of a mix between mortified. The dad just ate a bug. But also like kind of thought it was super cool.

The dad ate a bug. I think it's super cool. They ate a bug. Like, me right now, I'm like, that's awesome. He knew what bug to eat and what it would do for him. And like, yes. And so now it's like this thing where I bet my son is going to start eating bugs. And I have to like make sure it's a good bug and he can eat the bug.

And he's going to be a thing because he wants to be cool. like dad. Your husband's so cool. I just want to be like him. Except for the marrying you part. Other than that, he's got it all around. Oh, look, that's not cool?

Yeah. You don't want to marry me now? I feel like we're already married. That's right. We have like a work marriage. Got it. Cool. Don't want to be married me.

Oh, you can't take offense with that. All right, listen. I wonder if he could teach us survival tricks. And we have to make a list for the show. Like five survival tips that he had to learn that we could, if we got stuck somewhere to use. It could be like drinking your own pee. I don't know what the rules are.

Yeah. Me neither. Yeah, it doesn't have to be like any top secret stuff, but we have them do that. Like five random survival tips that he had to learn. Wouldn't that be cool? Yeah, like which bugs and which leaves we're supposed to eat and which ones not to eat. Anything. Five survival tips.

Yeah, that we could use in our life if we were, like, trapped in a car. You know how we do these stories where people get trapped in cars? Or they get lost in the forest for five days? Do they drink their pee? I go keep going back to that one. That'd be the first thing I do. It's like, I'm not even trapped and I'm like... Step one.

I'm like, man. I've been stuck in traffic for 45 minutes. Well, guess you got to drink my pee. I'm urinate Well, okay, so ask him that And that'd be cool. You guys think it's cool or no? Yeah.

It's a Bobby Bones show. We've got 9,000 women. They showed them all these pictures of men with beards and not beards. They didn't tell them that that's why they were picking. But guys with beards were always higher than guys that weren't, you know, covered in facial hair. Yeah, I would be one of the women voting for a beard

or the guy with the beard picking him. According to a new study, men with beards are more attractive than those without. I don't like beards. I feel like it makes you like older. I'm trying to be 19. Yeah, I know, but you're not. I know, I know. The problem is, I'm 38.

Listen, I still got a peacock a little bit because I'm still trying to find somebody. Yeah. I mean, beards are fine, but you're worried about the gray patch. Yeah. Your beard making you look older. But older could mean wiser. I'm wise enough. Okay.

I don't like the beard. And it doesn't grow all the way in. I have like a little spot on my chin where it still looks like I'm 13. So it doesn't grow. I just can't get a full, full, full beard. Well, maybe that balances you out. If you've got a gray patch and a spot where it doesn't grow in.

Oh, they're like, oh, he's 38. Basically, yeah. So I'm not a beard guy, but your husband is, and you keep the beard, huh? You want it to. He started growing it over five years ago, and there's been times along the way he's wanted to get rid of it, and I'm like, no, I like it. Oh, you can dictate his facial hair? Yeah.

The researcher said that typical male features that scored well, a strong jaw line. How do I do that on that? Oh, yeah, you have a strong jaw line. Thanks. That has a signal for good health and high testosterone levels. Oh. Every single woman preferred men with facial hair and stubble in general attractiveness.

Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Here I am with just, like, clean-shaven Freddie over here. So I can't, maybe that's the trouble with my relationships. Yeah, but you've had facial hair before. Yeah, not really. I had to go to you once. When?

Yeah, a long time ago. Like, what? Seriously, Lynn, I have never seen you with a good. goatee. Did you ever do that soul patch thing where it's like... I didn't have enough salt for that. Okay. It's time for the good news. With Amy.

Tell me something good. Sometimes if people are serving the homeless downtown, they just drop off food or maybe they take a grill down there and grill up some hamburgers or hot dogs. Well, every Tuesday, a classically trained chef takes time out of her schedule to feed people in need at a

park in Knoxville, Tennessee. Yet classically trained. She makes big old things of beef stew based on a recipe that was handed down from her grandmother. So she really tries to take time to give people a really, really special meal. And she does it every Tuesday. That's cool. Hey, what happened to you, Amy, recently? You're walking on the street.

It's a moment comes by yelling for a homeless guy. Oh, yes, sis. Well, yeah, she said, did you see that guy in the long coat? He's homeless. He went that way. Like, I think. And I was like, oh, yeah, he just went across the street. He's right there.

And she starts chasing after him. What were you thinking at this point? At this point, I'm like, oh, no. He stole something from her. Like she looks like she's going after him. Like, like, going to get whatever he took and she's going to get it back. And I'm like waiting for it to go down and I'm watching and I'm like, oh, woman, be careful. Like, you never know what he could do.

And then she hands him something. And then she comes running back across the street. And so I see her and I say, is everything okay? Like what just went down? She goes, oh, I just desperately wanted to find him so I could give him a card with some locations of some shelters he can stay at at night because it's getting really, really cold outside. And I was like, oh, okay. I just felt like a total loser for like automatically thinking the negative when she was like just wanting to hunt him that he had done nothing wrong. So I prejudged that situation. And she was hooking him up with like shelters to stay

at night. You know, I think instead of the story being about you prejudging or judging, I think it's just about somebody who was like doing something awesome. Yes. I know. That is definitely the highlight that she was doing that. And I was like, oh, wow, like we should be, I could easily be consider it and know where maybe some people could go. But I just, my heart, like, I felt a little icky. No, no. And everybody else just learned a lesson from your story and you're sharing that. I love that.

All right. That's good. That's what it's all about. Tell me something good. That was Tell Me Something Good. Holmes, everybody. Transmitting. Are you ever one of those people, you have to pull out of a parking garage,

and you mess up and there's a line behind you, but you also can't back up because there's the line behind you? Yes. You're at the little machine. It happens. So this happened to Eddie sort of. What happened? It was a total aiming moment.

Oh, wow. I got it. Shot smart. Wow, okay. So I got my parking ticket. You know, when you don't want to pay for it, you get it validated. And so I went to the lady at the desk and said, can I validate my ticket? She said, here, here's a sticker or whatever.

And I guess it was a sticker that you're supposed to put on your ticket over the barcode, slip the ticket in and it'll validate your ticket and the gate will open. Well, dumb me. Amy, me. I just stick the sticker in there. The card reader, not the card, thinking that, oh, the sticker is supposed to go in there. It jams up. The gate doesn't open.

There are cards piling up behind me just, like, waiting and waiting and waiting. You just thought the sticker would go in? Yes. So I started hitting the button, like, come on, open, open. I don't think I would have done that, by the way, just to clarify. Totally would have, right? How did you get out? I had to hit the help button.

And then a guy comes out, he's like, yeah, man, what's the problem? I said, dude, so I guess I got the validation sticker, and I put the sticker. and I put the sticker in there. You put the sticker in there? Like the sticky sticker? Yeah, exactly. Don't even say Amy. He just shook at my head.

Like, I guess people look at Amy. Yeah. You're nice. Wait, are you all going to stand for this? I'm laughing. Amy, the first thing that I thought of what I did this was like, oh, my gosh, this is a total Amy moment. And so, I mean, the guy who shook his head and just had to open the machine up, and there

were about 20 cars behind me, and he finally got the sticker out. He said, put that on the ticket, put it in the slot, and it opened up. He thought less of you did. Oh my gosh. She looked at me like I was the biggest idiot. He looked at you like, I guess the way people look at Amy. Why, you should always put the lid down while flushing the toilet. That's the first story I read this morning, and I wanted to bring it in.

That caught your eye for sure. Well, I've been fascinated with how people leave their lids up and they're flushing the toilet and there's a toothbrush within 10 feet of it. And we're talking about this about every three months. Not putting the lid down on your toilet allows a cloud of bacteria to explode. into the air. And you know where it goes? On your toothbrush. The thing you put in your mouth.

And then what happens? You get in your mouth and you get sick. The toothpaste doesn't kill the germs. It does not, aim. But the toothpaste doesn't go on all the toothbrush, though. You got to think. It only goes on the top. I know.

I mean, I'm just throwing it out there. When droplets come out of the toilet, it looks like the 4th of July is what it says. It's disgusting. Oh. So think about that. Like a big fireworks? It's the independence for poop to go all over your toothbrush.

You flesh and it looks like the phenomenal. Yeah, it's like, bam. Okay. I'm just saying, close your lids. Secondly, if you're drying your hands on those air dryers, yeah, I love those. Disgusting. What?

Disgusting. But someplace, that's the only option now. They don't even, no, no, no. You always have pants. Oh. Does not dry off on your pants? I will not. Stick my hand in those air dryers.

Those are disgusting. They're only blowing poop particles on your hands because they're in there with all the toilets. I know. Ever since you told me that story, I have a, tried to blow dry my hair in them anymore. In the air dryer? Try your hair. That's wrong.

Wait, that's a thing. Well, sometimes if I'm running later, I want to, like, kind of just add a little volume to my hair or whatever. You know, you can, you know, hit the button and, like, you know, it'll just add. I don't know, Amy. It's like you have, well, you know how you roll the window down sometimes to get that fresh windblown look in your hair? I don't.

Nope. Well, if you, okay. Well, I do sometimes. And if you don't have the opportunity. to do that, but you're in a bathroom that has one of those blower things. You can just stick your hair in it. Okay. Don't do that anymore. Which is also your face, which now is grossing me out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well,

not to start you with anything gross, but I do think that that was an interesting story that I like to share with people. It's a Bobby Bone Show. Hey, I'm going to give you isolated vocals from a famous singer. Just tell me what band they're in. For example, listen to this clip. Here you go. Hello, I slide my side. Would you know who that is, Amy? Yeah?

You would know that was Red Hot Chili. Yeah. You would have got a point if that were true. Okay, here we go. Name this. You can name the singer or the band either one by their isolated vocals from a recording studio. Go. And just that.

Correct. Good. Isn't that cool to hear that, Eddie? So awesome. I love it. Like you hear it's straight vocals, you're the harmonies over the top of it? I love this. I love this.

I love this so much. Amy, name the lead singer. We'll just go lead singer only. Number two. Go ahead. But if you never try, you'll never know. Just watch. Can you name that singer?

Yep. Go ahead. Chris Martin. Chris Martin, correct. Okay. Number three, isolated vocals from a recording studio. Name the singer. Go.

Hello, hello. Who is that? Do you know the song? Yes. It's just him in a studio singing, and they've taken the vocals off the recording. Just the vocals. Who is that? Come on.

I can't think of it. No, nothing? No. Eddie? Oh, that's so cool. That's, uh, Kirk Cobain. That's it. That's right.

Man, I got chills. Listen to that clip. Let's do two more. Here is the next one. And this is, I'll give you a hint. It's 1970s, okay? All right. Action.

Mama, if I'm not born, is if nothing really matter. Go ahead. Ready, Mercury. Yes, nice. All right, one more. Name this one. This is a singer's isolated vocals.

Go ahead. Do you have the time to listen to me wine? about nothing and everything all at once I am one of those melodramatic fools neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Sometimes I give myself

No you don't know it No I mean I know the song But I can't think of who the guy is Or the band Do you know the band? I think I'm cracking up Yeah I'm gonna be mad at myself You are gonna be mad at yourself

because you for sure know it. I know. It's Green Day. Billy Joe Armstrong. Oh, okay, Green Day. Hey, do this. Play that back. Amy, sing the harmonies to it.

Like, sing the high part as it sings. Ready? And go. Do you have the time to listen to me wine? What? Did I do good? Eddie, sing the harmony to it. Malo-traumatic fools.

Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it. Amy, go high. Myself a crease. There you go. Sometimes my mind plays drinks on me. Goes enough. I stay on this Marco Polo app all the time. By the way, they don't pay me.

But I get on Marco Polo and you leave video messages for your friends on the same app. You don't have to upload them. You have to save them on your phone. I love it. Eddie and I talk all day long on Marco Polo. It's probably the most we've ever talked, like, in the last five years. Really? It's like FaceTiming, but you don't have to be there at the same time.

It's crazy. I love. And I really, it's. It's weird because my wife was listening to me Talk to you the day She's like, who are he talking to you? You said I missed you and I'm proud of you. Like, you're talking to your mom like, no, I'm Marco Polo with Bobby.

Yeah. Mike D's on it. We Marco Polo? Wow. I guess you call it Polo. We polo each other. Oh. Amy, you got to get out of Marco Polo.

I know. I have like all these unwatched messages for my sister. Oh, because she's on it? Yeah. She's on it because my niece is on it. Like, you know, us and the 16-year-olds. I heard a little birdie told me that you didn't let a kid go in front of you at Starbucks yet

and now you feel bad about it? Who told you that? Don't worry about that. Did that happen to you? Yeah. Wait, what happened? Well, I feel wrong about it because it was a kid. So I was at the airport at the Starbucks in the terminal.

I needed to go board my flight. And someone behind me who happened to be a kid was like, hey, do you mind if I go in front of you, my flight boards in 10 minutes? And then I looked at my watch and I just looked at him and I said, oh, sweetie, my flight board's in 10 minutes too. Like, no. Because like I really, I really needed.

How old was the kid? The line was moving slow for sure. I'll give him that. But I mean, I needed to get my drink for my flight too. And I needed caffeine bad, clearly. And then, yeah, afterwards, I definitely felt bad because it was a kid. Like, if it was an adult, I get it. If you're late for your flight and we're somewhere like, let's say you,

we're getting off one plane and you have a connector and it's late, I'm going to absolutely let you go ahead of me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, we're at Starbucks. Like, it's a treat. And I definitely was like, sorry, kid. How old? Probably like 10, 11.

Oh, come on. Is that bad? Come on. Yeah, I know. Is that bad? Come on. What should I have done? What would you have done?

Bobby, what would Bobby have done? I've been like, hey, kid, why are you drinking coffee, you little knucklehead? Don't get some water. He probably's getting some Frappuccino whatnot. I know. I don't know because he ordered behind me. Well, good for you,

Aim. Yeah, or bad for me. I don't know. I can't decide if I'm good human or not. You're a good human. You're probably just cranky. That's that time of the month? I'm on it.

Yeah. Yeah, but I needed the caffeine. Listen, it's Starbucks. It doesn't mean your flights boarding in 10 minutes. I literally looked at my watch, and that was my exact quote. I said, oh, sweetie, my flight boards in 10 minutes, too. Like, sorry, suck-a. I was reading this article about how athletes spent their first big paycheck.

Shaquille O'Neill blew $1 million on Mercedes cars for his whole family. First check, Mercedes, Mercedes, Mercedes, Mercedes, Mercedes, Mercedes, $1 million. Basically, his family was like, you get a Mercedes and you get a Mercedes and you get a Mercedes, but that's cool to be able to do that for your family. For sure. Yeah. This article was trying to make it out like, look how, come on. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's like he's got plenty of money. Venus Williams, a tennis player.

She took her first paycheck and she put in the bank and she says that first paycheck is a half million dollars still in the bank. Play the safe with their money. Oh, wow. Okay. Vince Young from the NFL, there's a whole story about how he ran up tabs of thousands of dollars at Cheesecake Factory and TGF Fridays. Notoriously, I believe would run out, like buy all the seats on a Southwest Airlines plane. Did you ever read those stories? No. He wouldn't actually charter a plane from what I read.

He would just buy all the seats. And then what? Like, just him? He'd fly on it with like his friend? Eddie, look at the, see if you can find that story. Oh, boy. Sounds terrible. David Carr in the NFL got a $14 million signing bonus.

While he was living in a house, he had no furniture. So he and his wife went out and bought a couch and a TV. Oh, wow. After they got $14 million. Anyway, I like those stories like that. What's the crazy thing you've ever bought? I think when I first got the morning show, the crazy, nothing crazy, but I bought my mom a trailer. And land, right?

An acre and a half of land. Yeah. That's probably the thing, like, if I were to compare it, because I grew up really poor. So when I first started to make, and also I don't have kids or a wife or what do I even spend money on, you know, nothing. Well, I mean, especially then, that was like a really big deal. I bought my mom a trailer and an acre and a half of land. I sold that land. Remember when they put me in the newspaper for not paying taxes on it?

Mm-hmm. You got called out. Front Street. I didn't know I was supposed to pay taxes on it. In the newspaper, I had a big story about me not paying taxes. I sold a lamp from $1 to my cousin. Oh, yeah. That's even cool, too.

You know? Yeah, I was like, if you can use it for a dollar. You can have it, yeah. Okay, here's this Vince Young thing. On a 2007 Southwest flight from Nashville to Houston, Vince Young bought all the seats except for about 10 passengers who had bought tickets before he could buy the entire front. plane.

Crazy. The plane seated 130 passengers. He purchased 120 seats. How's he doing now, though? He's good, right? Yeah, I think he's fine. I think he works at the university.

I thought he had a steakhouse or something. I think he probably likes his name. Probably. I'm just kidding. He doesn't work there. No, he doesn't work there. No, no, no. We are going home, but thank you for listening.

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