The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Wants Paternity Test + Bobby Offers Advice To Listener With Teenager Wanting YouTube Channel + Amy’s New Screen Rule

Episode Date: September 16, 2020

Lunchbox explains why he wants a paternity test for his son, Baby Box. Bobby gives listener Mindy some advice. Her teenage son wants to start a YouTube channel. Plus, Amy fills us in on a trick she’s using to make sure screens aren’t damaging her kids eyes! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and he wakes up, and the bear is slapping his foot. Do you see this? Like what? Like, wake up? A Massachusetts family's home security camera recorded the moment. A man was taking a nap next to his backyard pool. He was nudged on the foot by a curious bear. I'm watching it now.

It's a ring camera. The bear's got drinking the pool water. The guy is out like a light. It's not, I mean, there's woods, but it doesn't look like it's in the middle of, you know, crazy wilderness the footage shows Matt beat taking a nap next to the pool

the bear wanders through an open gate the bear nudges him on the foot and then flees when the guy starts waking up that's crazy you know I was when I was in Montana a few weeks ago and we were up in the mountains we were making sure that bears, wolves didn't attack

the sheep that we were protecting hold on so my throat so sorry So I have bear spray And the bear spray I mentioned you don't shoot it at the bear in their face You shoot it at the ground

And it goes up It reminded me of like when we used to do clone and run through it Oh yeah yeah So it wasn't too strong Yeah But you shoot at the ground And I was like why don't you just shoot the bear And the gal is like

Federal offense Like you better have bite marks if you shoot a bear Like on Yellowstone What? The show Yellowstone Did they bite him? No no no But he was charging him

Oh yeah yeah he's being charged But even then he was going to get in trouble. Because they're very protected. Is that it? I think they're endangered. And I don't think they are anymore. This is what I heard. I'm just talking to folks who were working in wildlife up there.

That they aren't as endangered or endangered anymore. But what's happened is anytime they try to pull them off the endangered list, they get sued by the animal rights folks. Going, don't pull them off the endangered list. We'll sue you. And they're like, well, don't want to get a lawsuit? That story's probably 80% right. I probably mess up a few things there. I like it, though.

It sounds like an inside story that you heard from. Well, I was pretty inside. Yeah. That's pretty inside. So what are you supposed to do again if the bears? Stand tall and yell. Like you challenge the bear? You've also looked at it and go,

and I'll stand my ground. I won't get turned around. If you do that, a bear leaves. In a world that keeps on pushing you around and I won't back down. And then a bear leaves. A school bus driver playing the same lottery numbers for 20 years wins $2 million.

What? That's amazing. Playing the same lottery numbers for nearly 20 years paid off for a 73-year-old school bus driver, James DePold, who won two million bucks from the Powerball held August 26th. Another update to a story. We talked about Colton Underwood from The Bachelor, him and that girl, Cassie, had come together, then he stalked her. She filed a restraining order. And so the development is they were shooting a reality show based on their lives post-breakup, and the restraining order ended that show. so now

him being nutty cost him money too a judge awarded Cassie Randolph a temporary restraining order against ex-boyfriend Colton Underwood until recently

she remained friendly despite their split in April they were taping a new reality series about their lives post breakup but Colton started acting weird

he stalked Cassie outside her parents' house he knew where to follow Cassie because he knew where oh yeah yeah he knew where to follow her because he attached

to GPS tracks tracking device to a car's back bumper. Colton will defend himself in court at the 1st of October. The reality series has been scratched. The restraining order bans Colton from getting 100 yards of Cassie. I mean, you would think that the filming of a show and having cameras around you might make you want to behave. Yeah, I agree. I thought, man, like he must really have the bug then.

She must be awesome. Yeah. That's what I was thinking. Like, dude, you really screwed up if you're going to give up a show. Yeah. You've already broken up, right? But then they're doing a show about it, and you're like, I'm going to be so crazy, I'm going to lose it all. Make her like me less and lose the show.

Dude, just step back and play it cool. Then she'll want you again. Yeah. Let's move on. That's what stalkers need to do. Be uninterested. You know what? With ours right now, I wish I could do that.

Oh, I know. That's hard. That's different. Sorry, man. Couldn't be anybody. I know. Jeez. Finally, music

Soothes the Anxious Soul If you find a song It soothes you You should have one always on standby I have a couple here in my mind I think about First of all, it's Cole Play Yellow When I hear Cole Play Yellow This is why I do

Oh, everything's better, huh? Well, everything just takes a half step back Around here From the Count of Crows From the beginning Where round here starts very

Yeah, da-na-na-da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Yeah, dude. Right here, it's like, my heart's just going, all right, time, take a break. Do you know this song, Amy? Yeah. Stead out to front of the front door like a ghost into a fall when no one notices the contrast in white on white. Oops.

And train the moon in unity. Angels get a better view. Crumbling. How? Yeah. Okay, here we go And I walk in the air Between the rain and myself

And back again to where I don't know Nice! Come on Amy! Ad live there, good, good Nimitz Dying in the floor I hear crying Why I don't know Oh, so good

Take the hook Amy Okay Down here Get chills That always stand up straight Good, finish it up Okay. Round here, something radiates.

Let me with the drums. Let's go the next verse. We came from Nashville with a suitcase in her hand. Okay, that's enough. So she's like to meet a boy who looks like Elvis. It's not me. It's not me. Hold on.

They are on their way. The Culligan guy's going to the house right now and I'm not there. Uh-oh. Is anyone there? Yeah, Caitlin's there. Well, Colligan Man's good people. She's safe. Is it a woman who came the first time?

Yeah. Is that the same person? Colligan. Culligan person. Sees no gender. Oh. The Colligan man is a thing. Yeah, I got that today. I got to make sure that gets it.

I have to go and get, I've never had contacts before. Don't want to have contacts, but when I was out playing hockey this weekend, I couldn't wear glasses because it was too cold and my eyes were too hot because I was sweating. And so it was hard to, so I just need to get contact. in case I need them again. Oh, wow. Never put one of my eyeball. Weird?

Yes, weird the first time. Absolutely. But then you get used to it. But I don't know if you're going to ever get used to them because you've never worn them. And I think I have one eye that doesn't work, my right eye. But I think I've got to get one of both eyes so it feels even, right? Or it feels like I'm on a monocle then. Dude, you should get colored ones too where you have like black eyes.

Can we get like razor backs? What, Amy? I'm not going to wear them very often. Yeah. Only on game day. That's not a bad idea. Yeah, it's not a bad idea. Pretty cool.

Okay. All right. We're going to wrap it here. Friday show John Bon Jovi will be on, just heard. We talked about that a little bit on this show. Announcing a new podcast tomorrow on the show, one we're very excited about. And I think that's it. Thank you very much.

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early morning for some folks. The mystery of those sketchy mailed seed packets is finally solved. Remember we've seen on the news? People were just getting bags of seeds. Yes. And we're like, all right, what's China up to now? So the final story about these packets from China

finally is understood. The mystery now appears to be a scam targeting people whose online accounts have been compromised. For the last few months, people across America have been getting unidentified seed packets in the mail without ordering them. Some turned out to be harmless. Others were not. Everybody got involved, the USDA, FBI, Customs and Border Protection agencies, and they found out that motherboard is who was doing this scam. It's a brushing campaign in which items of small value are sent to people whose online accounts have been hacked or are sent to people as a gift. in order to leave a positive review from a verified buyer, which is weighted higher. So it was just a weird internet scam to try to get a higher rating.

Weird. You need to have actually bought or received an item, so by receiving seeds, reviews from that account name will be weighted higher. But it wasn't trying to infiltrate our crops, which is what I assume. That was definitely one of the theories. Definitely thought that. Here's a story that I read this morning before coming in. And I love AI and the stories of AI in the future.

And I'm not going to spend a lot of time getting too deep into it, but I just wanted to scare you just enough. They have an AI robot, artificial intelligence robot, and they can communicate with it. You know, you teach it, and then it teaches itself. An AI robot says it will probably end up destroying humanity, though it doesn't want to. Exactly. The GPT3 says it has no interest in harming mankind, but it claims humans will likely end up programming it to do something that leads to heavy human casualties. Yeah. The language generator commissioned by OpenAI was given a writing assignment.

GPT3 ended up writing a piece which it describes itself as a thinking robot. It's not planning any kind of robo apocalypse, but it sees that humans will use it for the wrong thing and it will kill humans. Nerd minute for sure. But does that freak you out at all? Yeah. And I think I've acquired enough information recently to now finally believe that that's true. I think there was a certain point. I'm quiet.

What are you doing research? Did you get abducted by a... What the... I guess I didn't know how to say it. I think I have learned enough about it recently to where now I believe that. I think six months ago, or maybe even last year, I'd been like, there's no way that's ever going to happen.

But now I totally believe it. The guy from Shark Tank and owns the Mavericks, SmartCubin's a big AI guy. He's invested heavily in AI. And what you do is you teach it to teach itself. And then it just multiplies. They actually, I saw that they don't even know where it's going to go because it kind of starts doing its own thing. They can, what they set it up as, and then they just watch it grow.

It's great. They don't know the end, the outcome. I was watching this robot try to teach itself how to run. And at first it has to like crawl and it slowly, it's running the way we do. And then it figures out how to. That's crazy. It's wild. Okay.

Well, I don't want to freak everybody out. So let's end. I'm already freaked out. Too late. Thanks a lot. Too late. As we start the show that's pretty goofy and funny. So Lunchbox called us salon.

What did you say? stay to the salon, lunchbox? That I want to give my mom a bikini wax. I want to come in and, you know, give her a bikini wax. She had a pool party coming up. Oh, boy. His mom. All right, here we go.

Here is lunchbox calling a salon to see if they would give his mom a bikini wax. Hi, I was just calling because I want to give my mom a bikini wax. For, were you looking to get it done today? Oh, no, just later this week because she has a pool party this weekend and she wants to feel comfortable in her bikini. And are you okay with anyone doing it? Or did you have a specific person you wanted there to see? Oh, yeah, I was going to do it. I just needed to, I didn't know if I needed to come early to set up or how that works.

So we won't be able to have you do it, but one of us, one of the girls here can do it for her? Do you have like a wax heater I could use and you provide the wax or do I need to bring my own wax? We have our own. We're not able to provide you with anything. Okay, perfect. That's even better. I mean, that's good. That means the wax is there.

I don't have to bring any supplies. Do I need to come in, like, do I just wait in the room and then you bring her in or do we just walk in together? Have you wax her? That can be a safety liability for us, so we're not able to do that. No, I got 15 years of experience. I'm not going to, there's no liability. I got 15 years experience. Like, my mom will vouch for me.

I'm really good at waxing her. I understand, sir. We're just not able to do that for you. The whole premise of that is disgusting. It's so funny, though. I have that one. I also have another one from lunchbox here where you call Kentucky Fried Chicken. Yeah, I called Kentucky Fried Chicken.

I tried, as a businessman making business deals, trying to get that money, trying to buy the secret recipe because no one knows the recipe but the colonel. See if they would sell it to me. All right, here we go. Yes, ma'am, I'm just calling. I'm a billionaire. My name's Jason Gibble, and I'm just trying to see what exactly it's going to take for me to get the secret recipe. Nothing.

Well, no, no, no, what's your name? Why is it? Well, just because, I mean, I can make a deal with you. Me and you make a deal. We will deal. Like, let's say, let's say $10,000, you know, go out to the dumpster. I'll slap it on the back of the dumpster and then you slap the recipe and you got yourself 10,000. No, we're good.

Okay, okay, you drive a tough bargain. You want to play games. How about $100,000? I'll put it underneath your, like, I'll put it on your tire of your car. You just tell me what car, $100,000, and boom, you slide me that recipe. All right. Not going to happen. They don't even know.

Can you imagine? They're telling people that work. They're the recipe. He just called a random restaurant. Yes. On the phone right now is Deborah. Deborah, what's going on with you? Hey, I just had a question for you.

Go ahead. You had mentioned that Caitlin and Amy are becoming very close, but Amy is your best friend. So I'm just wondering if you're concerned down the road that this could cause a problem with your friend status. I'm going to tell you where it caused a problem recently. If I can step up on my little soapbox for a second, my girlfriend, Caitlin, ordered two hats.

because I like to watch Yellowstone with her, but she ordered two hats from Etsy and that said, Yellowstone, Ranch, Dutton, whatever, from the show. And I said, that's awesome. I got one, you got one, you got one. She's just, no, I got one for me and one for Amy. What is happening here? Well, I'm the one that told her to watch Yellowstone,

and then she got you to watch Yellowstone. Yeah, but then she got you to watch Yellowstone. Like, you would have never watched Yellowstone. Me as your friend, I told you for years about Yellowstone. I wanted a hat, though. So it's already starting a problem? So I'm just giving you... I'll tell you.

And the God's honest truth, Debra, is that I love it very much so because there are times where I've done dumb things where Caitlin and Amy are close and Amy can say, hey, listen, I've known him. We've been super close with 15 years. This is what he really means. Sometimes I'm not the best communicator.

You were telling her that I loved her before I told her. Yeah. So I think net gain But I mean you didn't tell me that No I know okay I'm just clarifying like I didn't know for sure for sure I was just you know

Rollin the dice Overall net gain Fantastic I do love it because Good people team Seem to be pulled toward other good people A little bit sometimes it's annoying But most of the time it's awesome So but sometimes I'm like Amy

You shouldn't be talking about with her about that stuff because you're supposed to be on my team. But most of the time it's great. Okay. But it has come up in studio all fair before, too. I'm like, hey, what's happening here? I think it's fine. I don't know if you're worried about how I feel about it.

I like it. I don't have the issues that Bobby does, but I could see where it is a little bit weird for him. So hopefully it'll be. Well, I'm sure he doesn't want to lose his best friend, you know. That's true. But I would rather Caitlin also have a really great friend. I'm good with it. My partner's friend is my friend on so forth.

I'm just saying words at this point. All right, thank you. We, of course, we're friends. All right, see you later. Bye, Deborah. Thanks, Bobby. All right, here is Lauren in Pennsylvania. Hey, Lauren, what's going on?

I have a question for Amy. Yeah. I'm a college student about to graduate with my military psychology degree, and I was just wondering being a military spouse, is there any advice from your family? point of view of something I should keep in mind when I'm counseling couples that are military. Oh, I don't know that I'm equipped to give you any advice on that. I just wish I would have known people like you existed when my husband was in the Air Force and I was home. I think that you

just have to do your best to understand everybody's story is so different and they're going through something completely different. But you've been trained. You're the one with the knowledge, I think, to help them. So I would just encourage you to keep studying. And, you know, just listen to people because that's a lot of times what we need is to be heard and know that what we're saying is important because their job in the military seems to rule everything. Well, thank you so much for that advice. Okay, good luck. All right, Lauren, see you later.

Thank you so. So you're saying there is no template for military relationships. Everybody is going through something different. Even my deployments were different than my friend down the street whose husband was also deployed. They could be in different places, doing different jobs, talking, not talking. everything's different. Okay, Amy, what have you learned? Okay, so our kids are on screens,

whether it's their tablet, a video game, whatever. And I think a big concern a lot of time for parents is how much screen time they're having, which I do think is important. But now we need to be worrying about when they are using their tablet or having screen time, that the thing needs to be

18 to 24 inches away from their eyeballs or they'll develop near-sightedness. So what I'm hearing is the amount of time doesn't mean. matter as much. It's the proximity of the screen to the eyeballs. Yeah. I'm still focused on the amount of time. But that's not what your story says. But the story is not about that. The story is about the distance. And so now my son's on his tablet and I'm running over and I'm kind of doing, okay, 18 inches. Okay. This is how far you need to stay away from your tablet because it's so

easy for them to be close to their iPad or whatever. My sister's coming to town tomorrow. Her and her kids and they're going to stay for a few days. She's a teenage son. My nephew, he's 14, 15. maybe 15 now, and he plays video games all the time. He's like one of those kids who gets on Call of Duty and plays for money. Like he's that good. Oh, wow. He's not like one of the big, big streamers, but he plays for money. He plays in these tournaments.

And so I don't know what to do with a 15-year-old boy. I could do something awesome with a 10, 12-year-old because they still kind of care what adults think. And then 18 plus also you can do fun stuff. But I was like, hey, man, just bring your Xbox. set it out, play all you want. I have a great gaming chair. So, but yeah, he's on a screen like seven, eight, nine, ten hours a day.

Oh, wow. Playing that game. Different screen, not an iPad. Yeah. A TV screen. Well, my sister has a daughter that's 11. She's much easier to hang out with. Because she's not being cool.

Yeah. Because I know what it's like to be a 14 year old kid, 15 year old kid. You don't think anybody's cool, but you and what you're doing. And you think everybody's so stupid. They're so stupid. They don't even understand. That's true. But yeah, at 11, she still like.

to like get ice cream like go to the park stuff like that what were you going to say? I was just going to say you get along with like 12 year old girls Weird Not in a bad way Well how is that a good way

It's said in a weird way For the record I'm not watching cuties either On Netflix No you When you have the time to hang out with Stashira Y'all do dances and you're into things Because they still think that adults are cool not embarrassed of them yet.

Yes, and she'll hang out with you, and she thinks it's cool. This segment has gone to a place that I don't really feel comfortable. You know all the apps that they like. Just 12-year-old kids. Let's just leave. I said girls. Let me talk about the ACMs for a second because they are tonight on CBS. I hope that you watch.

And so I'm going to be presenting. And man, they are presenting in the way. Like, I show up in a car. I don't even get to go on the building at the Opry House until it's my time to present. I walk in a one-way spot. present, goodbye, walk out a different line, get in the car and drive off. Wow. It is as pandemic-free as you could possibly be.

That's good. But I'll be presenting tonight on right now with Damon Whiteside, the CEO of the ACM Awards. All right, the awards are tonight on CBS, 8-7 Central, hosted by Keith Urban. My question is, did you know Keith wasn't going to be up for entertainer of the year when he was picked to host? No, we did not know at that time when we discussed with him about him, hosting, but he's our raining entertainer of the year right now, and he actually jokes that he's the longest running, raining entertainer since our shows been due back to September. If I can toot your horn for a second. As I look at the list here of songs that these artists are playing,

Gabby Barrett's playing, I hope. You have Miranda Lambert doing Bluebird, Morgan Wallens doing whiskey glasses. As a thank you from me to you and how you're putting on the show, because I feel like I speak for a lot of the viewers, like thank you for having these artists do songs that we know. That was a big important part of it, yeah, is we, you know, we wanted to bring some familiarity and we really want to bring, you know, some of the fans really just, they want to sing along. And so we felt that that was really important. And so there are a lot of songs that, you know, the fans are certainly going to know every word by heart. We even have a huge opening at the beginning of the show where all of our entertainers of the year,

the nominees for entertainer of the year are all going to perform one of their first ever number one hit. But let me remind everybody at 7th Central, wherever you are, 7th Central. Keith Thurban's hosting. It's the ACM Awards. I personally cannot wait because I've been craving a good old live country music award show. Been won this one since April, and I'm super pumped. It's in Nashville, Dammit. So good luck and thank you. All right. Take care, Sarah. Appreciate it. Bye-bye. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two, 30-second skinny. Luke Colmes is dropping a new song on Friday with Amanda Shires. He shared a teaser of it.

It's called Without You. a podcast series called Living and Learning with Reba McIntyre that shares her life lessons. Some of her guests include Dolly Parton and Jane Fonda. It drops on September 21st. The IHeart Radio Music Festival is happening this Friday and Saturday. Thomas Wrette, Keith Urban, Kane Brown, Coldplay, and more will be performing. You can watch live on cwtvue.com. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny.

It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Catherine Knight travels a lot for work, and when she's in airports, she tries to bring smiles to masked faces. So, the frequent flyer and her son create cards with uplifting messages, and she passes them out to help lift the spirits of people that are around traveling as well. And since everyone's wearing a mask, you can't see if they're smiling or sad, she explains, adding that she watches people's eyes to see if they need a little pick-me-up. So it's just a random act of kindness project she started. I was thinking, and I think it's nice. I love when people try just to make it.

people feel better. If I would take a card, I would think she was selling me something. Are you trying to get me out of Cinebond? Is what this? Yeah. Coupon to go Cinebond. I think, I really think it's great. So far, they've given out over 25,000 cards at airports. She must be flying every day. Yeah. That's crazy. Good for her. Catherine Knight, anything to make the world better. I love. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes with us from Columbus, Ohio.

A 31-year-old man woke up in the middle of night and he heard someone snoring. And he's like, man, I don't live with anybody. Goes out in the living room and there's a guy passed out on his floor. He called cops. And the guy had broke into his house and passed out. He had a gun, zip ties. Wow. He had all the bad stuff.

All the bad stuff. And he had alcohol in his breath. I thought the guy was just drunk, went to the wrong house. No, no, no, no. He broke in with bad intentions, but he fell asleep on the floor in the living room. Wow. Like, he has to get a more severe penalty. Right? Yeah, he had multiple zip ties, handcuffs, and a 22-caliber handgun.

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Coming up in about 15 minutes, lunchbox will share with us why he wants a paternity test for his oldest kid. Okay. You don't know yet. I do not. Okay, 15 minutes or so. Do you know, Eddie? No clue. This is ridiculous.

This is not something you come on the air screaming, though. No. No, does his wife know he's talking about this? All that will happen in 15 minutes, okay? So that segment's coming up. Now we're going to play the senior citizen game. Now, according to Medicare, a senior is someone 65 or older. Most people retire from Warragade 65, but now more 65-year-olds are kicking it. I'll give you a celebrity.

You tell me if they're a senior citizen or not, meaning over or under 65 years old. Okay. So you could say senior or not. Amy, lunchbox, Eddie, guys ready? All right, we're ready. Senior or not? Oprah, write your answer down. Okay.

Amy? Not. Lunchbox? Oh, she's a senior. Eddie? She is a senior, bones. Oprah Winfrey is 66 years old. Yeah.

Oprah is a senior citizen. Man, she is totally kicking it. She's a young senior. Reba. Is Reba a senior citizen? This is a dangerous game. Amy. Not.

Lunchbox. Senior. Eddie. She's a senior bones. Reba is 65 years old. She is a senior citizen. Yeah. How about Ellen?

Ellen. What do you think about that one? Amy? Not. Lunchbox? Not. Eddie? She looks.

But no, she's not. Ellen is 62 years old. It's close. Every single person you've mentioned, I've thought for sure they're in their 50s. Alan Jackson. Country superstar. Yeah, way's down yonder on the chat of boot. You never knew how much.

Alan Jackson. Is he a senior citizen? Amy? Not. Lunchbox? Not. Eddie? He is not.

Sixty one years old. Yes. The score is Lunchbox and Eddie for Amy 2. George Strait. Senior citizen or not? George Strait Amy? Senior.

Lunchbox? Not. Eddie. He's getting that discount. He's a senior. George Strait is 68 years old. He is a senior citizen. Oh, Lord.

Man, I thought he had 60 number ones on a 60th birthday. Yeah, back in 2013. Oh, man. Remember all those signs? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, but that was years ago. Well, I'm sorry, George.

Jackie Chan. Who? Actor Jackie Chan. Oh. Rush hour. Yeah, yeah. Rush hour two. You'd also know it from Rush Hour 3.

Amy? Not. Lunchbox? He's an old. He's senior. Eddie? This is a trick question. I think he's a senior.

He is 66 years old. He's a senior. Oh, my gosh. I'm really bad at this game. All right, let's do one more. And if there's a tie, we'll go sudden death. Tom Hanks. Ooh.

Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Amy's not feeling this game. She's just yon. I heard her yon during the game. Well, I'm not very good at it.

These people, you pick tricky people. Well, that's the point of the game. That look young. Yeah, if I said Lindsay Lohan, you would know, no. She looks like it, but you know, she's not. What's Lindsay doing nowadays? She doesn't look 65. She does.

He does. Tom Hanks, senior citizen Amy? Not. Lunch bikes? Not. Eddie? I'm going to go with he is not. Tom Hanks is 64 years old.

He is not. And there we have. But our winner is Eddie with seven. Eddie, what do you credit this win to? I had my age. You know, I grew up with a lot of these people. You've been counting along with them? So, yeah.

Okay, Lunchbox, you want a paternity test for your oldest kid. Yeah, he's two years old, and I have realized that he may not be my child. Now, that sounds dramatic, right? Yeah. Amy's rolling her eyes right now. Is he being serious? It's not going to be about looks. It's going to be about, I don't know, potential doing something or intelligence or something.

Go ahead. Well, there was two instances that made me realize that this may not be my kid. First, from his daycare, I get a note that says, hey, is Baby Box always this shy? Because he doesn't interact with the other kids. Like, we're all doing circle time and playing games. And he sits over in the corner and reads a book by himself. So my kid. He's my kid. Okay. Like, there's no way. My kid is the shy kid at school. Like, that's really embarrassing to think. So I'm thinking, okay, maybe it's just he's in a new class so he doesn't know anybody. Then we go. go to the, you know, swimming pool, water park day and Opry land. And he won't get in the water. He's scared. And there's other kids running around having so much fun. And he finds an orange. And then he gets in the water and he plays with the orange for two hours, doesn't interact with the other kids. He stands over there like where there's a water like water coming out of a fountain and he washes the orange.

I saw this. And he carries the orange. And I'm like, so you're the weird kid at the pool? Like you're the weird kid that everybody's like, hey, did you guys see that kid with an orange? she didn't interact with any kids and I'm like, it can't be my kid. Like, there's no way. What did your wife say about this?

My wife's like, you're being ridiculous. I said, no, I'm not being ridiculous. This is real life. What's funny is lunchbox goes home today and he sees the mailman walk up with an orange. He's watching it. The mailman's playing with his orange. And he's reading a book in the corner.

Yeah, like. All right, what did she say? She was like, are you really? I was like, yeah, I'm just going to order one. You know, not just to be safe. you're really going to do this. Yeah. You can order him in the mail.

I cannot. But he looks just like you. But he acts. I mean, the fact that he sits in the corner reads a book by himself and then he plays with an orange at the pool when there's slides

and there's all sorts of things, other kids, and all he cared about was an orange. You also do complain that he's not very athletic too, right? Yeah, I don't do that. Yeah. What's up with that?

Well, Eddie likes to come in and brag that his foster kid that's a one and a half could throw a football, can ride a scooter. like, man, my kid can barely pick up a ball. An orange though, he can rock an orange. You know what I mean?

Like playing basketball, he can't even really throw it at the hoop. He just kind of flings it and it goes wherever. So it's kind of, like, I'm like, that can't be my child. Like, that's embarrassing. I don't like to talk about his unathleticness and he falls down a lot. And he comes in, oh, my one and a half year old can run six miles

and I'll fall down. I'm like, okay, like, I got it. Like, but yes, it's, I'm just disappointed and embarrassed. And I don't know if it's my kid. It's your kid. Are we sure you were athletic? Are we sure you weren't the weird kids? Because everything you hear is that you,

that's what you were and you're just embarrassed. Hold on. Do you think I would be the weird kid at the pool playing with an orange? No, I'm playing with other kids. I'm not sitting in the corner reading a book when everybody else is playing games at daycare. You do like to read.

I don't understand. Oh, that's a good point. No, no. All this is lunchbox. I know. And he just doesn't want to admit it's him. I was prom king. You can't sit in the corner with an orange

if you're the prom king. Okay? You know what I'm saying? Like, you don't get voted prom king. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Are you sure I think you had some unathleticness? All right.

If you get a test, let us know. I will. It's going to be ordered. It's a couple hundred bucks. What? You're going to waste a couple hundred bucks on a... And what if the baby's not yours? Ooh.

Then we got real problems. Yeah, but then what? Yeah, we got a good divorce. Okay, but you have another baby with her. Yeah, okay. I'll take that baby with me. Oh, okay. Wow.

Wow. That escalated quickly. This is taking a turn. Okay, let me get out of this. This is Sarah from Santa Barbara, California, who called and left us a voicemail. I need some advice. My significant other of six years, his card is hooked up on my phone, and he's been asking me why he's getting charged on Apple for sometimes $5.99 or $7.99. I've been purchasing Candy Crush lives.

Do I tell him? Do I just stop? To be fair, I've birthed one of his children, and I'm pregnant with his second. So, I mean, $5.99 a week. Maybe I need to come clean. All right, I'd love to hear what you guys have to say. Thank you. Oh, week.

I thought it was a one-time thing. She keeps charging. Well, what I would do, first of all, is I would stop charging and then see if he continues to talk about it. Because you not being charging, not charging anymore may stop that conversation from having. But then she's not going to get her lives. Well, that's her. She needs to put her own card on there.

But she could probably get out of this without ever having to address it straight up. She could just stop, change cards. And if he doesn't see a pop-up, he'll never bring it back up. Well, then if he does, you have to admit to it. But I say step one is just dropping your cards from it. Okay. I say step one is just tell him.

Yeah, that's me. I'm buying some Candy Crush Lives. I'm pregnant right now with your baby. Oh, okay. Do you get Starbucks? Maybe once a week. That's what it's equivalent to. Well, what if she gets Starbucks as well?

Oh, my gosh. Yeah, exactly. Dozens of cruise ship employees who have been stuck on a boat off the coast of Brazil for the past six months are finally able to go home. They've been stuck for six months. If they didn't throw cameras in that thing and make a reality show out of this or some sort of documentary, they missed a... This is terrible living. Isn't that crazy? Dozens of cruise ship workers were stranded off.

the coast and they finally are able to go home. A crew member representing 101 workers who have been at anchor on three ships. So they have not been paid for over six months and they haven't been let off the boats. Dang. They're finally getting let out of boats. Six months. I mean, will they get paid when they're let off? I mean, because technically they didn't need to spend any money, but.

Well, the cruise ship may have gone bankrupt. I'm not sure. And once you go bankrupt, you don't got to pay anybody anymore. Yeah, that's true. They're just S-O-L. Oh, man, that is. that's a below deck I would watch. That's what I'm saying.

But I mean, I feel really bad for them. They can make some money off that. Finally, speaking of a quick COVID story, when in this country, somewhere in Indonesia, what they're doing is going, hey, wear masks. And if you don't wear masks,

then you get in trouble. You get a fine or you have to do community service. Well, now once you do community service, they're like, hey, I don't think you understand the severity. So the people they got in trouble for not wearing masks or dig in the grays for those who have died of COVID-19. They're like, okay. That'll send the message.

Oh, my gosh. That'll be some big tea, as Amy calls it. Some big trauma. Yeah. There's some big tea right there. The Babo show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So who's the worst driver on the show again?

You. You. Yeah. Everyone goes to you. No. Everyone might think that, and everyone thinks they're the good driver. But a new survey asks people to name the top signs that someone is a bad driver.

and I went over these top five in the list, and I don't do any of them. I think we should hear those. Go ahead, number one. Okay, at number five, I'll start there. Using your horn too much. I don't never do that. No, they use the horn on you.

Okay. Number four is constant road rage. I don't have that. Anybody here? No. I don't think you pay attention enough to have road rage. Yeah, I think people have road rage at you. All these are at Amy.

Go ahead. Cutting people off. I don't do that. Hold on. I think you accidentally do that and you don't realize you do. I know you do. I've been with her when she's done it before. Oopsie.

No, no. That's not an oopsie. No, that's what I'm not. No, no. Oopsie. My oopsies, I do. The thing I do the most is like run over curbs. Oopsie.

Oopsie. That doesn't hurt anybody. And then the number one thing is excessive speeding. But everybody speeds. Okay, see, there's another one that she's the mold. I don't speed. not even one mile over? No, he really doesn't.

I mean, he really doesn't. I know you go under. I don't have the need. The need for speed. Yeah. Well, one in three people think that the speed limit is just a suggestion anyway. Well, they're idiots. They're going to get a ticket. It's a limit.

But, yeah. All right, what else you got over there? Well, one last part of this story because the survey also found that 50%, of us wouldn't date someone if we thought they were a bad driver. Maybe it still would be single. Well, well, my husband's road rate. is off the chart. But he's also a great driver.

He's road rage because he's so dialed in. You know that's true. All right, what else? So Macy's is having to reinvent the Thanksgiving Day parade for this year. It is still going to happen, which is good news for a lot of us that love to wake up and watch it on TV. But that's exactly the only reason why they're doing it is for online and TV viewing on Thanksgiving. About 75% of the parade participants are going by-bye. So there's going to be minimal people.

and then the performances are going to be socially distanced and they're going to have to wear masks while they sing. But they're lip singing anyway, right? Yes, they are. You know, I understand why, but I'm so over everything virtual. Concerts suck virtually.

Occasionally you get a good one if they, like, tell stories. For me, like, I need to see the artist do something new if they're going to play recorded because I've already seen, Or I can YouTube already yet. I'm over virtual everythings. I know.

Hopefully 2021 will be back to normal for the parade, but they had to figure out a way to still offer it to people and also keep everybody safe. I'm okay with a bit of virtual live more so. I like that okay. But it's just I'm ready to do stuff in person. But I also understand I can't get. Okay, what else?

This parade is pre-taped. Oh, God. It gets worse. I know when you said, you're okay with live. I was like, oh, I don't want to break it to him. It's one at a time. Every day they do one and record it so they can be... One balloon. It's not even real. All right. So as we know, Garth Brooks took his name out of the running for CMA entertainer of the year.

After receiving some backlash for winning the trophy again last year, and now he's reflecting on that decision. We got killed pretty bad last time we won this. There was one in particular that I just loved. That just said, you know, basically just said, hey, man, love you to death. But just don't you think it's time that? Yes. And so he got a lot of comments like that, but now he's out saying that the comments didn't hurt his feelings. He knows that people love him, but he's just won too much. Which it's so confusing right now because tonight the ACMs are on.

And usually they're in April, but because of the pandemic, they're on tonight. And then next November, CMAs. And so they're all cluttered and nobody knows the difference. Unless you're like way in the industry, nobody knows the difference. I wish I didn't know the difference. They're both great to us, but I mean, it's just a lot of letters that are confusing. Garth is not up for ACM entertainer of the year. It never was coming up tonight.

But at the CMAs, he pulled himself out. Yeah, all confusing. What else, Amy? Anything else? Yeah, no, that's it. That's my file. Okay. That was Amy's pile of stories.

It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So this 11-year-old boy, PJ, he was out with his grandma, and she started to, I guess, have a medical emergency. I don't know if she has low blood trigger. She couldn't stand up. She had to lean against a stop sign while they were on a walk.

While she was leaning there trying to figure out what was going on, he ran back to her house, got her Mercedes, drove down to get her. He's how old? 11? Okay. 11. Also picked up some peanut butter crackers for her so that she could have something food, some food to eat.

But he helped save her during this medical emergency. And she said that, yeah, he's only 11, but he drives like a pro. That's awesome. That's funny. Good for them, good for him, good for her. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,

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I did know that's why you were getting your jokes. Sometimes. Yeah. It just depends on the day. Do you ever just pull one out? Yeah, that's what I did just now. Okay, here we go. Let's see what the box gives us today.

The Morning Corny. Why couldn't the Sesame Seed leave the casino? Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino? He was on a roll. Nice. Oh, all right. That was the Morning Corny. There's 20 bucks up for grabs right now, plus the $5 for everybody losing yesterday.

So $25 if you get the never going to get it. Let's put on Jason in Kansas real quick. Hey, Jason, how are you, ma'am? Hey, I'm doing good, Bobby. How are you? Pretty good. You have a chance to also win $25 if the person that you pick gets it right. Now, Amy and Lunchbox, Eddie, Morgan and Raymundo will be asked. We'll be asked the never going to get a question. Jason, who will you put your money on?

I'll put my money on, Ramundo. Yeah. He always has good answers. You know he doesn't win, right? Okay, so I'll ask the never going to get a question. you all are up for the money. But Ramundo, if you win, you not only win for you, but you win for Jason. Okay?

Sounds good. All right, here we go. The average American will use 39 of these today. The average American will use 39 of these today. The average American will use 39 of these today. Think about that. Jason, hang tight. Jason, where are you living Kansas?

I live in Durham, Kansas. Love it there. Used to summer there. Yeah, I bet you did. The one gas station. That's right. Hey, I'm on season two of Independence, Kansas on hard, wait, last chance of you.

Last chance you. Yeah, yeah. You ever watch that, Jason? No, no, I don't. Oh, you're on season two watching it. I just said you're on it. No, no. I was like, what?

You're on it? Yeah, I played a little slow. the slot for junior college. I thought they brought you in for encouragement or something. All right, we'll come back. You guys think about it. We'll get your answer right after this. Okay, 39 of these. Jason and Kansas is on right now. You guys had the question

before we went away. Here is, you're never going to get a question. The average America will use 39 of these today. What are they? And so, if you get it right, you won 25 bucks and Jason wins if Ray gets it right. Ray Mundo, you were chosen?

39 of these. What is it? That was pretty difficult, and I don't think the older people have this many, but I know the kids do. It's got to be apps on your phone. Wow. It's a good guess. 39? A lot of apps.

I don't even have 39. That's a good thing. That is a good guess, yeah. Morgan, what do you have? I'm going with emojis. A day. 39. Okay.

Eddie. Mine's bad. I just did TV channels. I have no idea. Lunchbox? Dumb guess. Oh, this is easy, guys. It's name.

Hey Amy, hey Bobby, that's already two down. Eddie, that's three. My way to 39. Morgan number two. Only 35 to go down. Amy? What's wrong with me? I don't know.

I put toilet paper squares. Wow. 39, I don't know. You got eating problems? I also had gallons of water. I don't know. I don't know. Which one of the two?

Okay, toilet paper. Toilipaper squares Squares Because like You could use a lot Okay well let's say this Girls use them to pee Yeah

One of you is right Really? Yeah One of you is right What? No agent stop Amy stop Amy it's not you

Amy it's not you You don't think it's Amy No chance Okay well it's me The first person eliminated is Eddie Oh My one's dumb

TV channels Who even watches TV I do I'm with you I thought it was good guess. Eddie, who do you think's right? I think lunchbox is right with the names. Okay.

Because he got five in like less than ten seconds. Yeah, but we're all in the same room. Do you really talk to many more people other than us? Maybe. The average American, we use 39 of these today. Lunchbox, you say it is. Names, Bobby? I already use that name.

Dang it. The answer of names is incorrect. Oh! Dang it! How is toilet paper still in it? It doesn't mean that. That's it though. What does that mean?

It's not it. Hey Jason, how are you feeling? 25 bucks off a grabs for you two. You think Ray Morgan or Amy's got it? I think Ray's got it. Okay. Well, let's go over to Ray then. Ray, you think the answer is

apps on your phone. All right? Is it apps? Oh. It's probably emojis. It's either emojis or toilet paper. I don't know. Toilet paper is pretty good.

Say aye if you think it's emojis. Aye. Say I if you think it's to Toilipaper? Aye. Okay. I just wanted to vote for myself. Morgan voted for you.

Oh, Morgan voted for you. Okay. I thought you did two different. The average American will use 39 of these today. The answer is. Squares of toilet paper. What? Yeah. Get out of here.

You're lying. You are lying. I swear to God. I swear to God. Hey. I don't know. What can I say? Wow.

Stop it. I am shocked. Yeah. Amy, I want to apologize for the bottom of my heart. Yeah, me too. Me too, Amy. Thank you. I absolutely thought that there's no one.

I still can't believe. We thought you were crazy. Yeah, you did. Thank you. You're $30 crazy. Jason, you did not win, but we appreciate you playing. And thank you for listening. Anything you'd like to say, Jason?

Yeah, I would just like to say that thanks for having me on the show. And maybe we shouldn't back up the cuties thing because it's not appropriate. There you go. Another guy coming out against Hotsbock. But Jason, have you seen it? Save our children. Save our children. I mean, we all agree with that.

Exactly. All right, Jason. Appreciate you, bud. All right, Amy, you win $25. You'll be paid by Mike D. He won 30. So fun now. I won 30?

No, 25. Okay. Only if everybody misses, do you have to put up another dollar? All right. Mike, you can VIN Mo me. Whoa. Wow. You want that in ones?

Here's a voicemail from Teresa in Round Rock, Texas about Amy. and Amy say, hey, I watched a little football yesterday, and it reminded me what happened to Amy's bit where she used to watch and do the commentating while watching football with her husband. That was hilarious. I want you guys to bring that back. Love you guys. Thank you for the call. Oh, I guess I thought people were over it.

Can you give us a little bit of that for next week? Yes, that means I have to watch football again this weekend. Just watch some. That was fun. That's a good bit. Yeah, it's a fun segment. Oh, okay. I guess we just needed a break for people to crave it again.

because I feel like we were definitely over it. Oh, man. We used to do a bit, too, we could do where Lunchbox claims he can beat any woman at Football Trivia. Love it. Remember that? Yeah.

I got dominated. Oh, yeah, that was fun. Did you ever lose? No. I think he ended up losing, and that's why we quit the bit. I think we do it each season. But we can do that.

You want to do that? Bring it on. Lunchbox thinks he can beat any woman in football trivia. When do we want to put this on? I'm putting on right now. No, we're not putting on right now. Me versus Amy. We'll put that bit back in the mix too.

Amy, you watched the social dilemma on Netflix? Everyone's been telling me about it. It's a documentary about how social media affects you. Yeah, and the way they did it was interesting too, because it is a documentary with people that worked at Facebook, Google, I mean, intricate people that were part of the programming of these places that we go to every day, Instagram. And then they kind of weave in.

a scripted family situation that's going on. So you can witness how it's not ruining a family, but the phones and the social media are building a wedge in this family. So what was your big takeaway from it? I'm terrified of where we're headed. And I'm someone who I thought, okay, I'll let my kid have Instagram, but you're literally watching people that created these apps say that they do not let their kids have these apps.

and they don't even, they limit what they use. They use totally, or they've deleted them from their phones, and they were part of the creation. Did you like it? I really enjoyed it. Well, I like it. I think that you'll love it. I'm very curious to you to watch it and give me your opinion.

And these people aren't anti-technology by any means. It's their gift. They're obviously super smart people, but they're for trying to shift it and have more humane. They call it like a humane technology. where because the direction we're headed, they think could be the end of mankind. Oh, well, that's drastic.

It's very drastic. I mean, I know. It's crazy. Like, watch it, please. Okay, there's a documentary on Netflix called The Social Dilemma. I've seen it pop up and people recommended it to me. I did make a list because I'm going to watch this.

The documentaries that have had the most impact on my life. Here you go. Here are my top three. Won't you be my neighbor? Oh, good one. Mr. Rogers. Which I watched Mr. Rogers a little bit as a kid, but I was always like,

is he creepy or not? And then I watched it and not. Yeah. The docuad just not. And I went in hoping like, aha, we're gonna gotcha. And it's excellent. I cried during it. Did you like the documentary better in the movie?

Yeah. Both were good. But I liked the documentary better than the movie because it was real. I would also say free solo was great. You love that one. I did because I just understood that guy. He had one mission and everything else was secondary, one mission.

And what he did was crazy. He tried to free solo a mountain with no... And I don't do anything that dangerous, but I just, like I understood his quirks. I thought that was wild. And then I would put on there Jim and Andy about Jim Carrey doing the role of Andy Kaufman in my favorite movie, which is Man on the Moon,

but how he thinks Andy Kaufman took him over. And he was just in character. If he's on the set, he was Andy Kaufman. It's wild. And Jim Carrey's nutty, but he's like, Just, like he has a screw loose, but as they say, he has the right screw loose. And it's great. Quickly, best documentary, Amy?

I mean, for me, I feel like I have two. 13th is a documentary that really open my mind into, like, racial inequality in America. And then I got to say Miss Americana, Taylor Swift. Lunchbox? That's funny. Eurodreams of sushi. Oh, that's good. That is excellent.

Like, is that life change, you can run anything? but man, the hard work this guy puts in to make sushi unbelievable. Eddie? Best movie I've ever, documentary I've ever seen is Dear Zachary, and it changed my life in a way that I never ever want to watch that documentary again. You should watch it, but don't watch it. It's really good, but...

That's a tough one hurts. That one hurts. Amy, you have how many tattoos? Two. Because you've had a tattoo, and you know what that feels like when it's zizzes in your body. What do you think the most painful spot of your body would be to get a tattoo? Think about it. Yeah, I would think probably like the ankle or foot would really hurt.

Well, the new trend in tattoos is soul of the foot tattoos. You're out of your mind. Yeah, no, I'm not doing that. Oh, like the bottom of your foot. Talk about a sensitive place. Because I have one, two, like five or so tattoos, which throws people for a loop, by the way. Because I was in a cutoff shirt after I've been playing hockey this last weekend on my TV show. And some of the crew, they were like, I walked out and I was just exhausted.

sweaty. And they were like, you have tattoos? Bad guy. You had no idea. Herkle's got a hidden past. You know? But yeah, the sole of the foot tattoo. These tattoos are just written on the bottom of the foot. Like no one's going to see them unless you're showing it off in a picture or something. Yeah. But isn't that wild? A Kara de la Vigny, I'm not to say her name, but she has sole tats on both of her feet. One foot reads bacon and the other one reads Made in England. I see. Jesus walks. I see people with... But you couldn't walk for a while, because after you get it, you're not supposed to... It's sore.

So, I saw that. Eddie, no tattoos? Zero. Any interest? I mean, if I find something that I really liked that I wanted my body forever, but I've got nothing yet. Here is a voicemail from Stu in North Maryland. She wants to go to her hotel room where everything we live close to is not that far away.

Am I wrong? I'm not wanting to get a hotel room. What's how I'm having a hotel room. Let me know. Amy, what advice do you want to give Stu from Maryland? Yeah, you're wrong. Yeah, I think you're wrong too. It's important to her.

Listen, is it practical? Nope. But sometimes in relationships, things aren't supposed to be practical. If you can afford it, if there's no food coming off the table, if the kid can still get his diapers, I think if it's once a year, you do it. Eddie, you're married?

Yeah, dude, that's huge. one time when we were on a date, my wife and I, because we got a babysitter for four hours. She's like, you want to get a hotel room? Like, no, no, that's crazy. For four hours? That's something different. But I think it's important, especially she wants it. Yeah. What were you guys trying to get away to do? Yeah, what? Well, she was like, let's just get a room and hang out and watch TV. Like there's nothing, you know, like no kids bothering us.

And I said, no, absolutely not. That's the dumbest idea ever. For only four hours, it does seem a bit dumb. Yeah, like an overnight. You should plan that for her one day. All right. Here's another voicemail. Hi, Lobby. I need advice. Recently, I started a new job and I'm two months into this job and it's not for me. How long should I stick with this job before it's okay to even consider looking for a new one without burning a bridge? I've tried multiple things discussed with my managers, made compromises, but I'm just not happy with what I'm doing and I feel stuck. Well, that stinks.

Yeah. My advice would be give it six months, even though that's early. Give it six months and don't leave until you have another job ready to go. Don't quit. Be like, I can't take it anymore. I'm out. Because it's easier to get another job if you have a job. Because they see you as someone who, oh, it's like, for example, the legend is that women like guys who are already in relationships because they see that a guy can stay and have a somewhat healthy relationship.

So they're attracted to that. Same thing with people that are hiring. They're looking for people that are in the middle of jobs. Now they feel like they're pulling something away. You always like to get something that you think, wow, they really want that. So I want it. So I would say six months and I would say don't leave until you have another job lined up. Now, if there are circumstances where you just can't take it, if it's not healthy for you to be there, then you have to leave immediately.

But if it's just you don't like the job, it's not for you. Give it six months. And then get out. Amy, anything there? Yeah, I would just say that way you don't burn the bridge. if that's important to you. Because, you know, it could be beneficial to you to have a healthy relationship. I don't know where you work, what you do.

But future employers might appreciate how you handle this. You guys can call and leave us a voicemail. If you have a question like that, 877-77 Bobby. Or we're just taking your calls right now. If you want to call and talk to us, you can call us too. 877 Bobby. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.

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and she gets all the groceries through and she's $14 short on the payment I mean she says that people are behind her kind of groaning and annoyed that you know it's taking so long and she can't afford $14 where is that a man steps up out of nowhere and says I will take care of the $14.

And she says, okay, great. So her name is Del Moretta. She goes to the Fox station in San Antonio and says, guys, I have to tell you this story. So they did a whole new story on it. And they're like, let's reunite these two people together and surprise the security guard, who was the guy that came up with the $14.

They get them together, and then the news station surprises him with $1,000. Oh, wow. Pay it back. That's awesome. So cool. Dang, there you go. That's what it's all about.

That was Tell Me So, Something good. Let's go over to Mindy in Georgia. Mindy, you're on the Bobby Bone Show. What's going on? Hi, guys. Thanks for taking my call. Sure.

I just have a question. I have an almost 13-year-old son who has been asking about having a YouTube account since he was about nine. And I've always told him no because I felt like he was too young to have that type of technology available. But I'm still telling him no. and I'm wondering if I'm in the wrong being that he is almost 13. Is that something that I should let him do? Okay, well, let me say first you're never in the wrong as a parent because every situation's different.

You know your kid. However, just speaking generically, if you're 13, you can have an account as long as, like, mom and dad's monitoring it. If it's just YouTube for gaming, who knows? He may want to be a YouTube gamer. That may be his goal for a while. I think if he's responsible already, Don't let age hold him back.

Now, if he's not, heck, he can be 17 and you can say no. Because an idiot kid's an idiot kid. There were times where I was an idiot kid. So I would say that 13 is okay if you feel like he is responsible as a 13-year-old anyway. I do think you need the password. I do think you need to check on it. And I do think you need to look at the messages that people send on that. Other than that, I think it's good.

You know, I had a kid come to me and say, hey, I want to be a YouTube star. I was like, oh yeah, he goes, yes, I want to be going to grow up. I want to be a YouTube star. And just hearing that at first, you're like, oh, man, what are you thinking? However, I had to stop myself because when I was a kid and I was like, I want to do a radio show and have millions of people hear me. People looked at me like, I had four eyeballs. They were like, that doesn't happen. And so if I would have listened to people telling me no, I wouldn't be here right now.

I wouldn't be doing half the crap. No, 80% of the crap that I'm doing. So, that's Mindy, I say, if your son is responsible. responsible. You put him on probation and you let him do it. So that's my thoughts. What do you think about that? Is he a good kid? He is. I mean, he's straight-A student. Oh, come on. He's very quiet. Like, he's based on himself a lot. And so that's what makes me nervous is that I don't want him to be open to this type of world. And then he's like, oh, look at all this stuff that I can see and do and I'm like

I'm nervous about it being a parent. Yeah, I would advise you just to have communication about it as much as possible. Listen, remember when you're 13? Just remember when you were 13 and all the stuff you were seeing that your parents thought you had no idea they were seeing? That's happening now, probably way more. Oh, way more.

Yeah. Yeah, it's very different. But I'm saying relatively speaking, we saw tons of stuff based on what we were supposed to be able to see, and it's the same. There's more because of technology, but relatively speaking, nothing changes. changes. Technology gets better until the asteroid hits us and we go back to start over again. And then here we go again, Caveman. I say your 13 year old is responsible, let him be on probation.

Let him, let him have a YouTube. If he does bad, pull it. If he doesn't, hey man, this is great. You've learned responsibility. Now go mow the yard. Boom. Then you got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my opinion, Mind. I can hold it as lateral. Will you call me back in like three months if you decide to let him have an account and check in with me? and let me know what's going on? Yeah, of course. Okay, because now I'm invested. Thank you.

I just did a whole Apple box. I just stood on it. In three months, he's going to be a huge YouTube star. We're all going to know who he is already. All right, Mindy, have a great day. Thank you, too. All right, bye-bye. You guys can call us if you want.

877-77 Bobby. That's my phone number. 877-77 Bobby. I'm answering your calls right now. Amy, how'd you feel about that advice? I think that communication and boundaries are super important. Time limit, what secured content. Like, kids can just, I mean, I think he's not even 13 yet.

He's still 12. So, yeah, I think that YouTube can take you down a rabbit hole of things that you don't need to be exposed to. Or like you said, people that comment and text back and forth on these different social platforms can be scary for kids. Can't protect your kids forever. Well, but you can, as a parent, I can totally understand. 13. You're a teenager, though. Like, it's time to start letting them just take a little water. Let's put your toe in the water there.

I'm not saying no, but there's got to be communication and boundaries. Eddie's nodding his head, but he said he wasn't getting a Facebook until he was 18. He still doesn't. And I'm still like, no, no, no. But I'm with you, though. Like, you know, if you take all that away, you're going to stun his creativity and his dreams. Think about the kids that go to college who had never been exposed to anything. Yeah.

And they were the hardest partiers. They went the hardest. They failed out the quickest because they were like, I've never got any of this. Woohoo! And crash and burn. Then you have people like lunchboxes They're partying their whole life And they get to college

And they're pretty well adjusted Exactly, you know what's going on You don't just go crazy Keep it normal, keep it chill All right, let's do the big story Bobby's big A police helicopter pilot In Florida was up in the air on Sunday

And he got an alert from his home security camera On his phone That said someone was trying to break into his truck So he tracked him from the air As he was in the helicopter And they were arrested Here's audio of him talking to cops on the ground while they try to catch the three thieves.

Oh, gosh. Good stuff, man. Three teens were driving around at 2 in the morning on Sunday, looking for cars to break into, and someone's ringed doorbell cam, got him on video. The person was at work, he got that alert. He just happened to be a helicopter pilot and up in the air. That's crazy.

So he used the helicopter's night vision camera, track their A's down. Cops on the ground tried to pull him over but couldn't. And so he kept following the car because they couldn't get ahead of it because they were driving too fast. And they were driving a bit erratically on picking roads. Yeah. And so he stayed above them. They put the spike strips.

And that's what you hear when they finally hit the spikes. He goes, woo. Got them, boys. Police found a bunch of wallets in the car. And it turned out that the car itself was stolen. Oh, shocker. They're now facing multiple charges. That's like, what are the odds?

You know, when you break into a house, well, not me, but we've had. Amy's like, you know, those many times I've jumped. You know those times where someone breaks into a house and it happens to be a martial art like person? MMA fighter. Black belt. Then they get beat up. It's like, whoopsie, wrong house. There's a story about a guy that robbed someone with a skyline tattoo on his neck.

I saw that. Did you guys see this story? Kind of the same thing where you go, this is a little different because you're like, what are you thinking? Because if you have any mark on you that people can notice immediately, you cover it before you commit a crime. Yeah. A man who had his rental car stolen during an armed robbery last month described his attacker having a bad tattoo of the Nashville skyline on his neck. Brandon Johnson 23 was booked into Metro jail Monday morning on a charge of carjacking

when he was located. Investigator said he had a tattoo of the Nashville skyline on his neck. You see the picture of it? It's not a very good tattoo. It looks like a Sharpie and a six-year-olds looking at it in drawing. Oh, no. But you have to cover that stuff up. If I'm going to rob, I put it on my best turtle neck.

Yeah, of course. Then I have at it. 877, Bobby. There's a guy being interviewed about the wildfires that are happening all the West Coast.

And he gives his band a plug in the middle of it. Oh. You have to semi-admire this guy's promotion attempt. They were interviewing a guy in suburban L.A. about his evacuation.

He talks about loading his musical music woman in the truck and then sneaks the plug in. Here's a clip. I actually had a bunch of things by the front door, and it was two nights ago that I finally said it looked pretty bad that I was going to maybe get out of here and I loaded up the truck that night. I'm a musician. I have a lot of guitars, a lot of recording equipment, play with a band called Destiny Returns. So I loaded up all the stuff in the back of my truck. He just throws his name, a little band name in the name.

That's totally fine, right? No. I mean, Bobby, I guarantee if you're being on the news right now for some fire or tornado in Nashville, you'd be like, well, you know, I heard this. sirens because I wake up at 3 a.m. to do my morning show. I heard 5 to 10 a.m. at the Bobby Bone show. And that's the only reason why I was awake for not the roads. I'm not saying you're wrong. You would find a way to work it in. That's great. I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm not saying you're wrong. Wait. And then also when you got held at gunpoint, what was the first place you called? I called the news. Anyway, so here's a, not the police?

Okay. Call them second. And they were ticked. I did some searching and found that their biggest song on YouTube. has 2,000 views. It's called Cross the Line. Here is Destiny Returns. Okay. I think 2,000 views is about max. I think that's about right. You know, enough friends and family and church have watched it.

They should feel pretty good about that. Dang. Chick-fil-A is testing a new sandwich, and they're all hype in it because it's with pimento cheese. What in the world is the great thing about pimento cheese? I love pomemese. That's the worst. cheese.

No, no. Is that the one with a bunch of little stuff in it? Yeah, it's like a little shredded-ish. It's like white, but it's got pieces in it. It's like grandma cheese. It's yellow, but then it has the red pimentoes in it. Oh, it's so good. Chick-fil-A is currently testing out a new sandwich, the honey pepper pimento cheese.

The name pimento is disgusting. The company said the sweet and spicy sandwich is the original chick-fil-a, drizzled with honey and topped with southern style pimento cheese. Why do people in the South make such a big deal about pimento cheese? cheese. Because it's good. I love fomento cheese. Where do you weigh on pimento cheese? Amy? Yes or no? How do I answer? Amazing.

Okay, I answer no. Eddie? Guys, I don't think I've ever had it. Those, no. Of the cheeses, it's a bad cheese. It's not bad. But if you're going to pick all the cheeses, that's like my 17th cheese. What's your first? Cheddar.

I like cheddar. I like American. Ooh. I do like Parmesan. Sometimes Parmesan moves at number one. certain instances. Nice. Like Olive Garden shredded parmesan? I love blue. Oh, blue cheese. Yeah, dude.

Wow. Again, I love so many cheeses that go specifically in certain places. But straight up, I'm going cheddar, and I like it sharp. Me too, extra sharp. But you go blue cheese before pimento cheese? Oh, yeah. Just say the word out loud again. Pimento cheese. It's so good. You know what's in pomeino cheese? Extra sharp

cheddar. Okay. My grandma He's a lot of pimento cheese all the time. You know why you don't like it? It's because it has mayonnaise in it. Maybe. That's why. Maybe. Lunchbox, you like pimento cheese?

Don't know that I've ever had it. I'm with Eddie. I hear the name and I'm like, I don't know what that means. How have you not ever had? I don't think I had it. Hey, let me bring this up real quick while these two are here and paying attention. That's rare. Lunchbox watched cuties the other day on Netflix, pretty controversial movie.

He said he wanted to see if it was as bad as people say it is. He watched it. He said, you know what? Not that bad. It's about 11-year-old girl trying to learn how to dance. He goes, you know, they did it for a reason to attract eyeballs attention to prove their point. Morgan watched it and goes, you know what, it's a little creepy. She had to fast forward.

I feel that Lunchbox is trying to get the heat off of him. So now he's asked Eddie's son to review it. Yeah, he came to me yesterday. He's like, hey, your son reviews movies, right? You should have him review cuties. I'm like, you're out of your mind. You know he wants it just so. I don't want people on Facebook

and hounding me anymore. Were they pretty brutal lunchbox on Facebook? Yeah, it was really bad. And I didn't even post a blog on it because I didn't want us to get so fired about it. I was like, I'm not doing this today. There are times when we'll talk about something on the show because I don't tell Morgan what to post or not to post.

But once every two weeks I go like, hey, don't post that. Because I know it's nothing but asking for a bloodbath. And I'm the victim most of the time on that page. I mean, she posted stuff about just like, a donut eating challenge and people went straight to cuties. Like, goodness, guys, like, all I do was watch a movie. Watch the movie and said it had a good message.

Sorry that you can't handle that. That's so funny. Let's go to Aspen in Texas, who is on the phone. Aspen, thank you for calling the show. What's going on? Hey, Noah, just waiting in line at Roosters. Well, thank you for calling. What can I do for you?

I just want to weigh in on this cheese conversation. Go ahead. So, pimento cheese is definitely better than blue cheese. I'm with Amy on that for sure. And I cannot believe you like blue cheese over that. I would need to make a real list of my cheeses. That was on the spot. You put pimento at 17.

I don't know that you could come up with six. You'd go, so you would pick, like, like, Bree. Oh, Bree's good. Brie's good. Yeah, brie with jelly wrapped in croissant is good. I would choose brie over pimento. Okay. Cream?

Like I like mozzarella. Better than Pimento. Oh, yeah? I like Feta. Feta. Whatever. Feta. Whatever.

What about goat? Do you like goat cheese? Not better than Pimento. Goat cheese just kind of exists. I don't know that I would ever taste it. I like provolone and Gouda. That's good stuff. This is a song.

All the cheeses? Yeah. Get back. Let me get my Monterey Jack. Here we go. We got a new one. That's what Eddie and I do. We'll write a song.

He'll just serve them. I'll just talk. nonsense. I was like and Edie just Bonds just go and I start writing stuff down. Okay, thank you on that Aspen. Let's go over to Tate in South Dakota.

Tate, you're on the Bobby Bone Show. What's going on? How's it going today, guys? We're pretty good, man. What's going on with you? Oh, nothing. Just heading to work. Just wanted to call and tell you guys, I love listening to your show every day. I live up by two falls South Dakota and I listen to it, taking the kids

to school and going to work. I appreciate that. Thanks a lot, and thanks for sharing with your friends that you listen. We do love our listeners in South Dakota. All right, man. Have a good day. Oh, cool. You do more.

Give me some more. You got any more? Oh, I was just going to say the cheese debate is Swiss. Yeah, I'm big Swiss guy. This is good, too. I can do Swiss. I like the holes. Yeah.

All right, thank you. Have a good day. I'm not trying to hate on Chick-fil-A. I love Chick-fil-A. I do. I just thought it was a weird choice. I also, let me tell you this. I have a treadmill,

a pelt-on treadmill? Have I told you this story yet? I mean, I know. And I love that company because I ride that bike saved me through a lot of quarantine. But it arrived on us a mold? Well, I ordered this treadmill months ago. And I get it with coronavirus. It's hard to get things out.

So I wait at my two or three months and the delivery guys bring it and they have to set it up. Champagne problems, but let me express to you what's happening here. So they set up this treadmill and I've been like, man, I've been looking forward to this so much. They're like, oh, we're missing a screw, missing a part. We can't finish it. We'll come back tomorrow. This is two weeks ago. It's still sitting there in shambles.

Nothing. They've never called back. They've never come back. Anything. So have you called them back? Yeah, I've called everyone. I got on LinkedIn and looked for every Peloton executive trying to find their personal email. I went to the CEO.

I went to everyone, but I couldn't. I mean, there's a local office here. Nobody will pay attention. Oh, you could show up. I think it's at the mall. Walk in there and be like, show up a picture. This is what's at my house right now. Have you tagged them on Instagram so they see the post?

I tweeted at the company early this morning going, hey guys, can I get, this is not a big deal in the scheme of life, but let me get a little help here. I'd do a story and tag a little Peloton in there. I did that, but they didn't do anything. I did that like a week ago. They liked it. Repost. Let me go over and talk to Alexa in Virginia. Alexa, you're on the Bobby Bone Show.

What's going on? Good morning, everybody. Morning. Hey, I'm on my way to work, but I was listening to Monday's podcast where Ray was talking about all the girls hitting on him at the pool. And I was just wondering if y'all have ever considered doing a Ray and Bay segment because I would love to hear her side of all of this crazy stories. She comes on the show from time to time. I don't know that we'd ever do a segment because then we'd have to do a segment with Amy's husband. I have to do a segment with Eddie's wife.

He'll be good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's just kind of a slippery slope. However, we do call her sometimes when it's so ridiculous. There were a lot of, there's a lot of feedback on that. Speaking of Facebook, do you see what people were saying about Ray's being at the pool and seeing all the single girls now hit on them? Yes, there was a lot and especially the part about him taking the girl up to his apartment. Crazy twist in that story. Ray goes, hey, I'm not trying to get hit on by all these girls.

Well, see, I took one up to my apartment, though, afterward to show her around. I'm like, what is happening here? Yeah, thank you, Alexa. I always have a funny side with a story, so I always love to hear her side. Yeah, maybe we'll get her on in the next couple days and readdress some stuff. It's probably time. It makes sense. There's a lot Ray has shared lately. Yeah, I think we need to get her on and talk about his wedding ring. For sure. The wedding ring.

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That's AMU. APUS. Dot E-D-U-S-Military. All right, gross or genius. Red Lobster and Pepsi launched the new do-garita. It's Mountain Dew Margarita. The unofficial cocktail of 2020. Okay.

I mean, now that I know it's spelled do like D-E-W, but when you first said it, I was picturing do like D-O-O. Ew. Like poop? I don't know. That Pougarita? I just don't really. feel like hearing, seeing it written, fine. Hearing it for the first time, ugh. Okay, fair.

Yeah, they said it's a top secret recipe made from Mountain Dew, Tequila, and a few other special ingredients. It also, are you ready? Looks like it has Doritos dust on the rim. What? I mean, this is 1997 me, except for the alcohol. Yeah. The Mountain Dew, the Doritos. Yeah. The beginning to go to Red Lobster once a year. But, you know, they say it's just a colorful salt. It does look a lot like Doritos. So you like it or no? Amy, you say, Eddie? I mean, I like Mountain Dew and margaritas, so hit me. Lunch bikes? Sounds interesting. I'll try it. Yeah. I don't think it rivals the Bobby Water at Sonic. And what is that again? Very different. Here's the thing. I get tagged on that so much. I have

$0 coming in from Sonic whatsoever. I'm sure I've sold $10,000 waters. But it's a Route 44 water with extra ice. And I order mine on the app, so I don't have to sound ridiculous. ordering it at the button. That's the only reason I got the app is because I felt stupid ordering the stuff at the button. But we go to Sonic almost every day and get one of these waters. Route 44, water, extra ice.

You put in real fruit cherry and real fruit strawberries and then you add nerds. That's it. Yeah, then you're so hydrated and it tastes pretty good. And sometimes you get some nerds in a straw and you taste good.

Surprise. What's the damage on that? The price? $2. $2? Yeah. Okay. That's not bad.

The only thing you really pay for the the nerds. Yeah, the addition and the fruit. But I get tagged in that so many times and I'm going,

how do I not? Yeah, I saw that. Bon Jovi, John Bon Jovi is going to hang out with us Friday on the show, Friday morning conversation.

Well, Amy, what do you think the number one streaming Bon Jovi song is of all time? I need a can you name any Bon Jovi songs?

Don't I have a Bon Jovi shirt? You have a Deflepper shirt. Okay, so that's poor sugar on me. It's like, what shirts have I worn? Bon Jovi,

I don't know that I can name one for me right now. By the way, he's performing at our I Heart Radio Music Festival this weekend. Give me a hint, and I will tell you. You'll know them all. Hint, don't give it to me. Okay, if you are alive but you are speaking to God, you are. Hold on. Hold on it. If you're alive.

Living talk. No, hold on. If you're alive. Living on a prayer. There you go. Living on a prayer. Okay. How about this one? This is the Bon Jovi number two.

most stream song. Okay. The person that is you is assigning a not so positive title to something. I be negative. Interesting. I am negative. No, no, no. You suck.

The person that is you is a signing. I. I. Give. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're okay. Don't do I. Okay, give. Okay.

Is assigning an emotion, a negative. title Give feelings Give this hard one Give hard hurt An emotion Everybody hurts That's R. I am

The Giver of pain Pain No You give love a bad name Yeah that's tough That's tough though That's number two

You should have said I recently just told Caitlin that I Per Well that's That's in common We're not filling in the blank I'm just giving you another, like a synonym version.

This is fun, go. Okay, the number three most stream bon jovi song. The thing that you're referring to is the ownership of my entire being. Worldly possession. The thing is I can't remember what I say to her because this isn't a pre-plan. I know you're thinking this is a wonderfully pre-planned segment. It is not, folks. Possession, you have my heart forever.

Let me do it again. Let me do it again. What we're referring to. The world. Is my ownership of my being? Man, I know these songs. I don't even know what you're talking about. Wait, you're referring to.

Is my ownership? Possession. Possess. Owner. Possess. I possess you. It's my life. Number three.

It's my life. Oh. That sounds like a back street voice song at the beginning. It's not. Number four, the most streamed bon Jovi song. Um, constantly happening and will constantly happen forever. Infinity. Come on, you got this one.

It's one word. Air. Breathe. Just breathe. Hold on. Listen, it's an action. Breathing's in action. It's, um, let's see.

Circular space. Hold on. Hey, hey, hey. Hold on. Let me think of my words because you're just chasing down the wrong rabbit trail. It will go on forever. It will happen forever. One word

One word It's a bon Jovi song It will go on forever Their number foremost stream song It's not infinity It's a good song though It's Life

Always All right One more Is that a good one? It's pretty good, yes Is this game too hard? I mean dude I know all these songs

And when you describe it I'm like I don't know what he's talking about Yeah Because I would describe Always different It's fine Go ahead

Okay, um, um, I'd like to have it. Not, not living or living. I'd like to have it not living or living. Dead or alive. Well, we're gonna dead or alive. Man, that is a jam. That's a jam, man. They've sold more than 130 million albums.

Well, I'm a cowboy. Boy, on the six-thrift on my bag. Different verse. Yeah. Playing for games. Because I might not make it back. That's a damn. That's before, uh, 1987.

I was partying by then. I was seven. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were out and about. Anyway, Friday he'll be on the show, and he's performing at our I Heart Radio Music Festival this weekend. John Bon Jovi. All right.

You should play that game with him where you do the... No, I don't want. What song of yours is this? he'll be like, what? He'll hang up. It'll be like one of lunchboxes' prank calls where they're just like, what? Click.

I got left behind a winning lottery ticket in Georgia when he fled during a traffic stop on I-75. They said to the suspect who ran on on foot from our deputies on a traffic stop this morning, you left a winning $100 lottery ticket in your vehicle. They put this on Facebook. They added the scratch. I was waiting for him if he wants to swing by

the sheriff's office. Pick it up? Yes, he'll get his lottery ticket back, but we're keeping his methamphetamine, they wrote. Dang. That's stee. No, it doesn't. You know what? It doesn't sting. Everybody's danging me into feeling bad for this guy.

No, man, you got drugs. Well, sometimes I do feel bad for people that are on drugs because at some point they took them and then they just got hooked. Yeah, but I'm not feeling bad for someone that ran away with a bunch of meth in the car. I'm not falling. No, I know. I just. I'm not falling for it.

But I wouldn't go back and get my ticket either. because it's probably you get some bracelets with that. But I bet. I bet that. They're keeping you too. That's the kind of person that shows back up, though. All right, that's it. Thank you.

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