The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Wants to Give Rouge Speech At Wedding + What Our Personal ‘Warning Labels’ Would Be + Callers Who Had Too Much To Drink At Their Wedding

Episode Date: August 14, 2019

Lunchbox is going to his cousin’s wedding this weekend and wants to know if it’s okay to give a speech even though he’s not the best man. Bobby made a list of what everyone’s ‘warning label��� would say if they came with one. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Let's see. I did not get to, and I meant to, but we ran out of time. Brittany Spears shopped at Target 80 times in four months and spent $66,000 on household items. Wow. That's a lot. Yeah. You would also think Brittany would have somebody shop for her. Yeah, that's a stars are just like us.

But yeah, it's fun to go to Target. She knows that. My problem with Target is this. What? I walk in and I'm just going to get a pool floaty. Well, now I've got to get a T-shirt. Oh, wow. Check it out.

There's a new armor all flavor. A smell that I should probably get from my... It's just you're just walking all around and you realize, oh, I need all of this stuff. It's everybody's problem with her. Well, that's my problem. And apparently Brittany's problem. She spent, again, financial documents filed

in her conservatorship case reveal she had $400,000 in expenses last year, which includes money spent on 80 trips to Target between July and October of 2018. Her net worth for 2018 was $15,000,000, was $59 million. In court next month, her conservatives have to explain to the judge why it's only grown by $5 million in 12 years. That's from Forbes.

Listen, I ain't trying to get in all that, but I just thought she went to Target a lot. That's pretty cool. What's your number one store? Like for that kind of stuff, Target? In general. Target, Amazon Prime. Oh. I know, but I mean, if I...

Because, like, listen, I'll have a list of things I need to get from Target. and by the time I actually make it to Target because I'll put it off like oh I shouldn't order it online because I'll just get that at Target but then a few days go by and I'm like oh had I just ordered it on Amazon and already have it because I still haven't made it to Target

I do that with books I'm like I'll just go to the bookstore and get a book I'm like gonna order it because I don't wait till tomorrow and then I don't go and it's three days later and I'm like I should just order the book I know sometimes with Amazon it comes the very next day

sometimes it comes same day we were at my house we're all to pool and my speaker went out so I went do do order it. Is that because you did Amazon Prime now? I don't know what I did. I think I just asked Extra Nise, and it showed up my house that day.

You must have done the now. It's crazy. I know, it's amazing. Like you... It's like Post Malone. You ready about all the postmates the guy eats? Like thousands of thousands of dollars. He's orders postmates all the time.

Yeah, he's probably for all his friends, too. Can you explain to your kids how you didn't have postmates or Uber or that's going to happen one day? Oh, no, they think that's just America. Well, my kids, because they were new to America. but they picked up on Uber real quick. They don't want to go somewhere, like, pick Dad up from the airport or something. Can't he just Uber? Oh, yeah.

Or if Dad has to, if I'm going to airport and as a family, everyone's going to drop me off. Mom, can't you just Uber? Okay. So now they understand the full context that they don't want to go on. They want everybody to Uber. If we ever have to go do anything out of the way, it's like, can you just Uber? Or can you Amazon, because we've Amazon primed now something for their tablet that we needed, like that night because there's some school stuff that they can do.

But anyway, they'll just be like, just order it. They think it just comes to the door. That had to be, though, like us as kids going, just write a check. Right, but yes. It's not money. Just sign a piece of paper and get your stuff. Yeah. And now it's that they watch stuff on TV and they don't understand when we have to put a code in.

That's because we're buying something. And they're like, but with what money? I'm like, because the TV has our credit card. And they still, it's like, they just, they don't get it. And the same emotion was your mom to you. Like, she doesn't get it. It's a check. It's money out of the bank.

It's just a piece of paper. It's a piece of paper. Right. I know. Coming soon, Rick and Morty pickle Rick cereal. Oh. And for you guys that don't know Rick and Morty, this would be a big seller. Whenever they put out their secret sauce, people were lined up outside of McDonald's, right?

McDonald's forever, wrapped around the building. Yeah, Rick and Morty, man. Did you try their secret sauce? No, I didn't get a bottle of it. They only had so much. Oh. And wait, and they were giving out secret sauce. Isn't that what it was?

Yeah, and then people were like selling it on the secondary market for 10 times that. Yeah, so there is a Rick and Morty pickle Rick cereal. You know those Funko dolls, by the way? No. No. Those little dolls are like smushed. I'll show you. They did one of us, raging idiots.

A listener made it. They did? Yeah. And I was like, this is cool. Here, check it out. Eddie, come look at this. Hey, lunchbox, take over the video, E. All right.

These listeners, nothing. I got it. Don't touch it. You don't want to hit. These are Funko dolls? Oh, crap. I've never seen those.

Like, that's you. Are they like Clay? That's me. No, they're dolls, and they made them look like. And that's Blanco Brown from our show in Denver. That's awesome. You want to zoom in on the camera when you get over there? I've never seen those before.

But they, yeah, and they make a lot of Funko dolls for different artists. You familiar with these Morgan, Two? Try to hit that one. Yeah. All right. Eddie, zoom in. I'm going to hold it up here.

All right. This is the picture. Yep. Can you still see it? Keep it there. Keep it there. I don't want it to go dark. Oh, yeah.

We see it. Oh, gosh. Hold on. Hold on. Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. There it is. There it is. Right there.

Check those out. That's pretty cool. Yeah, right? There it is. Cool. I don't have a lot of time. I have to peece so bad. I was watching your Instagram

yesterday. Amy, your Instagram. and your husband uses an analogy that I use sometimes. And I think I messaged you and I was like, I love that analogy. I know. Well, I had never even heard it. Okay. What is it?

How do you eat an elephant? You don't. See? Thank you. No. I felt so. Did I say it right? No, the internet made me feel like I had been living under a rock because I had never heard.

If you have a big task, if you have a humongous task ahead of you. Like a long to do list. Yeah. Oh, is this like the aunt with time the aunt can eat an elephant? No. No. Relax. Amy had this huge list or if it's me if I'm like going to start a book.

Right. And it's like, and you go, okay. It's overwhelming. How do you eat an elephant? Well, one bite at a time because it's humongous. You can't eat the whole elephant a bite. It's an elephant. So you have to eat the elephant one little nibble at a time, one bite at a time.

It's humongous, but you'll never get it done if you don't start and start eating. And that kind of goes with like, you've said this before, like problems. When like, you know, you can't list out all the problems and try to attack them all. Like fix every problem. Start with one. And fix that problem. Then move on. I know, but it's just out of nowhere, I'm like, my husband and I were sitting at the dining table both working on a bunch of stuff.

I mean, like a bunch of random, all different kinds of things. And all of a sudden, I just was like overwhelmed. And then he just looked at me and was like, well, how do you eat an elephant? And I'm like, what? How are you helping me right now? I don't know why for this. But then he explained it and I was like, okay, that actually makes sense. So now, and then we started executing things on the list and I got to cross things out and I started to feel better about it.

and now anytime I'm feeling overwhelmed, I'll have at least like, I'll just picture an elephant. Go from there. And by the way, you shouldn't eat elephants, right? No. It's not literal. It's because it's large. Big.

It's big. And you can't eat an elephant with big gold. One bite at a time. It's the only way you can eat that elephant. Then you should change it to something more realistic. Like, how do you eat the cow? One bite at a time. No, then they go, we.

No, because the elephant's massive. One taco at a time. It's an analogy. It doesn't have to be real thing. Because we don't eat an elephant, so I can't take you see. A lot of people were messaging in about Morgan number two and she's dating a dentist now, right? Not like dating, dating.

You've been out how many dates? We found out three times. Getting close. I think about five dates you're starting to go on the intro level of we're dating. Okay. Would you put it at five dates? No, maybe like seven. Okay.

Your rules, your life. That being said, how is that going? Did you guys go out again this past weekend? No, he was out of town And I don't know Gingervitis seminar? No Did he listen and hear you talk about that

In him? Yeah Okay, so you gotta be careful Later on You gotta be careful with what you say then Well, somebody told him And so he went and listened to it That's always the case

I know man, people Always the case Hey everyone, do me a solid Mind your own bit Not that You can mind my business If I'm sharing it But don't go sharing it with people

That you know if they know just be like put in your own heart you can talk to your friends about it but if I'm talking about somebody and you're like oh I know that person I think Bobby's kind of been seeing them a little bit don't go to them and be like guess what he's there is you listen

he's being dramatic just let us live our lives here because then we have to like shut it down a little bit you know what I mean yep like I'm not even going to press you on it right now at a respect that I know there's you won't want to say what's up because you probably still got to break up with them this week

I don't know that's the case I'm making that up but you guys didn't go out again No, I mean, he was out of town, but I don't know. I go back and forth all the time when I start seeing somebody new, I'm like into it and then I'm not and I'm into it. So I'm kind of like all over the place right now. With your last boyfriends, though, were you like so into it and you stayed into it or did you go in, out, in, out and out? Yes. Which so, like, for me, that's hard for me because I think that's not normal for me.

But I think it's healthier than what I normally did before. Devil's advocate, if I can be that? Yes. You have coupled up with a certain style of dude And like you've gone in hard on this certain style of dude And so I don't know this, I don't know the dentist here The orthodontist or whatever he is

He seems like a different style of guy That maybe you wouldn't be as passionate about just going and grabbing to Because that's not your normal You know maybe one of these guys that you're kind of like I don't know like you really give it a go Are you seeing my therapist? Like how did you know that? Pretty spot on.

Like that's pretty... I'm dating your therapist, yes. I do you know these things about me? His name is Chris. Is your therapist a guy or girl? It's a girl. I was like, I was talking to a friend of mine who is helping me find a therapist in town because I'm like,

I don't want to drive 40 minutes to go to a therapist. And I need a girl. I feel more comfortable. I was raised by all women, all women, everything. He was like, you don't want a dude? I was like, mm-hmm. I wasn't even thought. Like, no dudes.

I'm only comfortable talking to women. When you went to your adult camp, did you have to talk to men? Woman. Only? Only had one therapist. Oh, I didn't know how it worked. I didn't know if there was like... Five days, eight hours a day.

Oh, wow. I pictured like stations and like different people. Not an obstacle course. It's straight me and her. I pictured like a bell ringing and it was like on to the next little room. Same one. That intense for that long. Yeah.

It's hardcore. When did you go to therapy last? It's probably been a few weeks. I was reading like a meme and it was like a, boomers are like, hey, I don't want to tell you, but I just went to therapy. But, and then millennials are like, because what my therapist said today? That's so true. Yeah.

I'm a big believer in it. There used to be a stigma with it. Big time. Maybe with the older generation, there still is a stigma because they were raised with it. Not so much anymore. Now it's just, can you afford it? But back to the female therapist. Like, don't you feel like a guy would know a guy's way of doing things?

better? Like, we're the same. It's kind of like raising a girl, raising a boy. I know who I'm comfortable sharing my feelings with, and it's a woman. But wouldn't a guy know you better as a guy? I went to a guy for a little bit. I didn't work for me. Interesting. There's like who you most comfortable with. It's like a woman. Like wouldn't a guy know a muscles throw on your body? Because he has the same muscles as a massage therapist. Exactly. But you go to women. I do. Dang it. You got me at my own point. But that's just a massage. Okay, well, this is just a talking to someone that has no interest in you, but it's taking your money. Yeah, and I guess the therapy is kind of more of you just talking it out more than them telling

you what you need to do, right? I don't know that they ever tell you what you need to do. I think they kind of, well, hold on. I think they kind of put up the racetrack around you, though. Like, they help you build your racetrack. For me, that's the case. It's like otherwise, I'm just out of, ah, there's no, just everywhere. Yeah.

They're like, hey, well, let's put these rails up in certain places. Like, you can build your track, but let's, let's. Let's build a healthy road for you to go on and so you actually can define your own limits and then stay inside of them. Because I'll go on and say, well, I want this. Well, then I'm going on.

But I'm doing this. You're like, well, this is outside of your racetrack. You're doing something that's not even in your rails. Yeah. So get back in. So I've got to put a check on you a little bit. Yeah, that's a good point. And then sometimes they put those shockers on my scrotum.

And I'm like. That's weird. And then you're like, just go with it. Well, I'm like, I trust you. Let me have it. So you had this talk with your therapist? Yeah. Well, that's, I just dive really hard into things.

That's just how I am in general. Very passionate, very quickly. So I'm trying to not be that way. But this is really hard for me. I think if I don't have an instant connection, I don't think there's going to ever be a connection. Well, I feel that. About that.

About that, about that, about that. Yeah, I'm the same way. If I don't, I'm just, but I mentioned this morning on the show that my last two serious girlfriends had to kind of go, all right, I'm leaving if you're not in. They had to kind of back me into it. What does that say?

I don't know. I don't either. I think you're just a dude. No. You're just a dude. I know. Dude's been married every day. Yeah, dudes get married all the time.

I know, but if I think back of when I was, my wife who, when we were dating, it was I dated for six years and I not once thought we were ever going to get married. And she was just like, are we ever going to get married? I'm like, oh. How old were you, though? 27? What? You never thought about marriage?

No. I was like, I'm having a great time hanging out with her. Like, this is awesome. And she got you with the ultimatum. Then she got me with, hey, you ever thought about getting married? Like, because it's about time. We've been dating for six years. Right, I know, but you and you were able to move in that direction.

I don't know that Bobby's there yet. I've been hit with that. Hey, you want to talk about marriage? Excuse me? Gotta go. Uh, what? I'm getting there, though. Yeah.

30. I'm not turning 40. I'm just ready to turn 40. I'm just like, let's go. Let's do it. Like hurry up, get here. Yeah, let's just do it. Instead of sitting here thinking about it, there's go.

Yeah. Like Ryan's Seacrest is like 44. Looks like he's 25. He does. Lives a life like that. Betty has a skin regimen. I know. I'm going to go to Amy's surgeon.

Oh, you're going to get the Botox? You don't even have to get the, whatever they call it, the brooktox. You don't even have to, but you can get some exfoliating pads or like stuff to just brighten and. Titan. I don't know. What, I need tightened? Nothing. Nothing. And it's not a surgeon. It is, no, it's not.

Here we go. I'm going to start drawing X's on my head. It's an esthetician nurse person. Nurse practitioner. Morgan number two, how do you feel like you get out of these relationship-y things with dudes? What do you say to them? Sometimes I lean on like I'm not ready. I shouldn't, though, because I am ready. And for the right person, I would be ready.

But that's typically what I lean on. Like I'm just not Because there was one time when I said that And he was like, I don't believe that Like give me more And I straight up was like There's no connection here I don't know how to tell you that in a nice way

There just isn't and he kind of took that bad So I try not to go that direction Well you want to take it good Well I just He wanted the honest truth So I gave it to him and he didn't like it And I'm like well I mean kind of knew where that was going

Do you ever look back after you break one of them off When you've had some time in between And go Oh there probably could Maybe there could have been something there but I was maybe feeling a little too pressured, forced to react. No. Most of the time when I've cut them off,

like my gut is always right. It's never been wrong. I can trust that. And so once it has a feeling, I just kind of got to stick with it. And I typically do. I don't really ever go back to people. It's just not how I am.

I don't go back to people either. But at my point here, I can go, you know what? There's about two or three girls I probably could have made it work with and been happy. Mm-hmm. But do you think you would have been settling if you did that? Mm-mm.

I agree. Yeah, I don't think I've been settling at all. It just... It was the wrong time for you. There's never been a right time. But if you were in a place where you were actually ready, then it could see it working. Me too.

Yeah, this is the wrong time for you. Is there a right time? You said you're getting there. I know. I am getting there. I'm just kind of ready to spend money on people. Okay. I'm right here, dude.

Yep. Check, check. Hello. Me and lunchbox. Like, for me, call me. Like, I'm ready to have a partner and, like, be able to experience. That's just a super, like, surface part of it.

But I'm like, I want to have somebody to experience. Like, I've gone on this trip by myself. And I've done it like 10, 100 times. It's like, it'd be cool to be able to go, hey, like, I'm doing pretty good now. I can be like, hey, let's go. Let's go. I got it. Let's just go on this trip.

That would be cool. That would be cool. Like, I've worked. I'd like to share it with somebody. Yeah, no, that makes sense. I get that. And I've had to pay for love for the past couple years. Oh, wow, like that.

That's how it comes out. All right, well, I think we're kind of done here as of now. I have to be so bad. And... All right. I'm saying. Were you never going to address your shirt? Stammyto's crunk, bro.

It's freaking awesome, dude. You can have addressed. I'm not going to call him own shirts. Probably one of the coolest sweatshirts you've ever, ever worn. And Morgan number two in the middle of the show goes, what is his shirt? And I'm like, what are you talking about? Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

And she didn't believe me. What's the letters on it, though? Keith, it's a brand. Is it the brand of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? No. Oh, just the brand of the shirt. Okay. Yeah.

Eventually, too, I got to graduate from my... Houties? 19-year-old clothing. No, you don't. I don't. I don't feel like I have to either. I wear whatever makes you feel good. Yeah.

Now I really believe that. but maybe in like 20 years. Even then, yeah, who cares? I like wearing hoodies and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't. I like wearing hoodies. I like tennis shoes. I'm good to go.

Keep doing it, dude. Thank you. I like it when I see older people wearing like... Older people. Like young looking clothes. I like that. He's younger than you, dude. No, I'm saying like keep doing it.

When I see like a 60-year-old or a 70-year-old wearing like cool Jordans, I'm like, that's legit. I like that. I do too. Right? Isn't that cool? That's going to be Bobby. It should be. What if I decided to work?

That is a compliment. How is that bad? What if I decided to wear tuxedos all the time? You know what I just put things and wear them all the time. You're like Sinatra. But you just, you didn't just say that's what was cool. You said what's cool is when older people wear XYD. And I was like, you're going to be cool.

But you agreed. I like what David Letterman said. Yes. He doesn't want to be an old guy trying to look cool. He wants to be a cool old guy. Which is kind of the same thing, but. No, it's not. It is. No, he just wants to be cool.

It's all perception. It's how you look at it. No, there's some people it's like, okay, trying to be cool. And there's some people that are just cool. Like, who are the people trying to be cool? Like, what are they wearing? I don't know. That's Dave. I don't know. Why are you laughing like that?

Because I feel like you're just going to go to like true religion or something. Oh. Like, that's kind of what you think. Oh, affliction. Affliction, that's what I meant. I don't know if that's a thing anymore, though. Oh, there was another one. It's affliction still a thing, Morgan number two with, not really?

No. Like if somebody's wearing that, it's not a good thing. Right, I know. I feel like some people just need to know. They don't know. There was another one, though, a brand just like that. Ed Hardy. Ed Hardy, that's it. Ed Hardy and Affliction. I've seen that around still. But I don't think it's... Affliction and Ed Hardy are around.

I don't think Ed Hardy is as duchy as it used to be because it's not a type of person that's faking by wearing it. I think people are kind of Ed Hardy now are kind of Ed Hardy people. That's cool. And if you are that, then you should be that. But it's mostly the people who are just think the shirt's cool. You know, we get a little tatted up extra. Yeah. And that's just them feeling they can be themselves. I think Ed Hardy people are really Ed Hardy people at this point.

Right. But back in the day, people like us were wearing Ed Hardy. We're like, stop it. Yeah. Who are you trying to be? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Good point.

Why you wearing a Harley Davidson shirt? You've never been on a motorcycle in your life. And it sucks, too, when styles, like, go and you're still wearing it. Because, like... No, it sucks when you bought the stuff and you just paid for it. Right. And it was cool. It was cool at one point.

Someone listening right now might have an affliction shirt. So I feel bad. But if they're an affliction lifestyle, that's fine. Okay. I'm talking about us, normal dopey people. We can't wear the super cool stuff because we're not that. If you're an ultimate fighter, UFC fighter, you should wear your affliction shirt. If you're a tattoo, art, C-type, you should wear Ed Hart.

You should wear whatever you want, but I'm saying that's the kind of person that is that lifestyle. If you ride Harley-Davidson, you freaking wear a Harley-Davidson shirt. Yeah. Me, if I show up my Harley-Davidson shirt, what would you guys do? Poser. Right. I'll be a poser. Take that off.

If it were super comfortable, I'd probably still wear it anyway. What if it's vintage? Oh, Amy has one. That's like when anyone wears a band t-shirts that she doesn't know who the band is. You can do whatever you want. Thanks. It's not a preface. Are you wearing one right now, Amy?

No. What is your shirt now? This is for, it just says. Coca-Cola? Stay gold. Stay golden. Stay golden, pony boy. Stay golden, pony boy.

This is the outsider? It's not a band. All right. To end, to conclude my TED Talk, you wear whatever you want. Who cares? Yeah. but if I wear affliction, I'm going to get made fun of because I had no way represent that lifestyle.

I was like I could probably beat all you guys up, which isn't saying that much. You keep saying that every day. You want to just fight, dude? Me and you? Yeah. That'd be fun. All right.

Probably's like, yeah. Again, give me a year to train, we'll do it. Then don't challenge me. And I've said it twice ever. When, like, boxers challenge each other, they don't say like, tomorrow, punk. You and me. it ring. They're setting up

a million dollar fight. Oh, right. We're not going to do that. We'll just turn up Instagram Live and go at it. Yeah, right at the stage. Get a few thousand views. Okay. All right, we're going to go. Brett Young's coming to my house today for a Bobby Cash. Check it out later tonight. It should be up. Peace out. Stay golden, as Amy says.

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Let me know This is the Bobby Bones Hey what's happening Welcome to Wednesday show Good morning studio Morning Amy! Do you look at your Instagram stories

and see when people Stop watching your stories? No, what do you mean? How do you do that? Oh, I'm obsessed with it. I get so mad if people like peel out of my stories halfway through Yeah.

What are you even talking about? So if you pull up your Instagram story and it shows you who's watching them and then it shows you each story they watch and if I put like seven up and someone only watches three I'm like was the fourth night good enough right oh yeah I'm obsessed with it oh you have to show me I just don't know how to do that so you don't it's not a thing to you do not I bet you Morgan number two looks at hers though and does that right yeah you look and see okay just making sure making sure I'm not the only mid-20s girl here in the room I want to go to Stevie in Virginia who's on the phone right now hey

Stevie how are you hey I'm good I'm so happy to be talking to you guys We're so happy you're talking to us. We are great. What's going on with you? Just not too much. Actually, I'm feeling pretty good today. I was just calling to say I listen to you guys literally every morning and school's out so I don't even have to get up early anymore. But I do just so I can hear your show because I miss it in the morning if I'm not taking my son to school.

Well, thank you very much. Also, this is how much I love you guys. I'm in the hospital a lot. I have cystic fibrosis. So I'm good. I'm not calling for like sympathy or anything But I just wanted to tell you I love you guys so much That my husband

Has started recording some of your morning shows When he had the chance So that he can bring it up to me When I am in the hospital So that I can still listen And what's his name? His name is John There we go shout out John

I love it Shout out Stevie and Virginia Well shout out all you can And thank you for listening And hope you get healthy And we appreciate you just calling And being part of the show Speaking of getting healthy

Your dad A lot of people asking about your dad. Yeah, he's doing a lot better. I saw him this last weekend and was really impressed by his strength. So we're still battling some of the, like, he's still keen knees, still has the feeding tube, still has some issues with his mouth. And like, he doesn't like to be in public because he can't really swallow us.

And there's like spit and this whole thing. But he's getting so much better. And like, he can walk. There was stairs. And I was like, here, dad, let me help you. He's like, I got this. And I'll, yes. Amy's dad fought cancer.

And but now are you putting him in an, what do you call it? Old folks institution? Wait, what's it called? What's that? We definitely are not referring to it as that. It is an assisted living apartment. Got it. So, he kind of doesn't want to do it, but you convinced him it's a good thing?

He did not. He was very anti at first. It was a struggle and my heart hurt because I knew it was probably going to be best for us because he was either moving into our house or into this apartment. And yeah, luckily this apartment's amazing. and I've convinced him how amazing it is, so that's what's happening. Amy told me she was going to play the Raging Idiot song

Old Folks Home for him because he's funny. He's what he's, yeah. Oh, he's super funny. Yeah, he's in it. And I was like, don't do that. She's like, no, no, he'll like you. I think it's a good joke. And you didn't.

I haven't yet. I was picturing it. No, but you were going to sit it to him like immediately. Be like, hey, I have something to tell you, but first listen to this song. Well, right, because he was handled, it was like such a bad, he had a bad reaction to the initial conversation.

so I didn't want to take the song. But I think now that he's warmed up to it, when we're driving to the apartment when he's moving in, that's what we're going to roll into. Oh, boy. And then he can share it with all of his new friends there. We wrote it being funny. Yes.

Here, we'll play it now. This is Eddie and I, the Raging Idiots, in our parody of Old Town Road. It's called Old Folks Home, who Amy's dad's going to hear, oh, boy. No, but I even think I'll parody your parody. And instead of Me Ma'aw, I'm going to say, we're going to take Papal to the Old Folks Home.

Let us know how that goes. When are you doing that? He moves in September 12th. Okay, so a little less than a month. Yeah. Here's the Bobby Bones Show podcast, highlight segment of the day. All right, so the question is, if you had a warning label on you and someone was like, all right, let me see what this Amy's all about.

Yeah. What would your warning label say? Sensitive. Sensitive. Right. Like my brain, my heart, my skin. I'm sensitive. All over.

Physically, emotionally, all sensitivity. Yes. Do you want to hear the ones I wrote for you? Oh, sure. I've heard a bunch of them for all you guys. Okay. Uh-oh. Warning.

Has to pee frequently. True story. Warning. Not a great driver. That's a good one. True. Warning. It's an opinion.

Unable to concentrate. Okay. Fact. Two facts so far. Warning. Doesn't believe in microwaves. Yes. But I have one in my house now.

Warning. May spoil movies at any time. Could happen. And one final one. Warning. Phone calls will last longer than expected if you call me. Okay. I just remember the first thing that came in my head for me, which was sensitive.

But all of those? Very true. Pretty good. I mean, you can roast me too if you want. I don't feel like this is roast, though. I feel like this is just good, hearty conversation. Yeah. Lunchbox, if you had a warning label on you, what would it say?

Warning, gas leaks often. Yeah, I had that one, too. Warning emits toxic fumes. There you go. Yeah, so gross. for lunchboxes that have warning will not pay you back don't loan him money don't gamble with him nothing warning chokes under pressure

a.k.a. choke box oh that's a good one warning ear protection required very loud at times and finally warning may contain strong language that's my lunchbox one if I were to do one on me I think it would be warning sometimes can be too kind

yo okay that's true that's true Warning. Well, y'all like that one? That's that good one. Amy, what do you think? Here you go. I'll do mine. Warning.

Wait, what? What? Well, I have some, but go ahead and do your first. Are these the ones you came up with? Well, I came up with a bunch for me. Okay.

Warning. Hates it when you're late. Don't be late. A good warning. Okay. Go ahead. Hit me with one. I'll trade with you.

Well, my first one is warning. He's always early and it's annoying. It doesn't be annoying. It can be good. Oh, sorry. It can be good. I think that's a good trait to have. I know, but just if you go with you somewhere and you're early and you're like, we ride together,

then we end up having to go somewhere else to like sit and wait. So it's not awkward that we walk in too early. How about warning is so considerate of other people's time that he gets there early? Okay. Warning, if you have a party at your house, he'll show up 30 minutes early and sit awkwardly at the table and be like, what's up? Well, you're trying to like get food and everything ready. That's funny. Yeah, yeah.

Awkwardly, huh? Oh, it's fine. Warning. Has addictive personality. Yes. I have that online. Okay. Warning.

Do not open. Dead inside. No. I have warning has trouble with commitment. I don't think that's true. Well, okay, sorry. I don't think that's true. Okay.

Yeah, that's true because you have been in a relationship that have lasted a year or two year. I'm great with. I was thinking relationship wise because something beyond. Okay, you can say that. If you're going to define that specifically, you can. Okay, so in a relationship, I know that you have been able to commit for a year, two years, even four years. Amen. So one person is not that.

But then when something starts to get too real or they're like, hey, because obviously at four years, they're at a point that's like, what are we doing? You're like, mm. I don't know. I don't know. Got to go. After four years, you're still like, no, no. I was thinking about that yesterday because I'm trying to find a new therapist. And both of my really long relationships, longish, have been them pressuring me to get in them.

And they should have. And I'm glad they did. But I didn't walk into any relationship. It's like, here I am. Let's rock it. Both of them were like, all right, I'm out if you're not in. Both of them. What does that say?

Warning. I don't know. Because I kind of got to go into this new therapy stuff with all my history going, okay. This is the, because they asked me like, what do you want to have, you know, talk to your therapist about if you get a new therapist? I was like probably just relationships, not romantic, not just romantic, but all relationships. Yeah. So they have to go in with all of my data. Very prepared.

Mm-hmm. Well, that's good. Oh, do you think you're close to finding somebody? And like love or therapist. Start with a therapist. A therapist. Yeah, closer-ish. I got some help.

So I have somebody trying to help. So there you go. You're done? Do you have any more for me? I wrote you like 100. You wrote me like one. Well, you just told me about it. I didn't know.

You had time to prepare. I also have warning. Drive super slow. You do. Will you attack my driving? I drive cautiously. Normal, I would say. Warning.

If you send him a long text message, he won't read it. He'll reply back too much text. Yeah. Now you're just saying things about me. It's not really an open. No, I mean, things are just coming to me. That is a warning. So people need to know they need to not text you

more than five words. That's what email is for. Yeah, right. Then that turns into an email. But even if I were to send you a long email, you would be like, too much text message that doesn't even fit in the screen. That's not a text message. It is. But just to reply back to someone, too much text. I'm like, sweet. Which leads me to that he's very busy. So warning, he's working all the time. That one, like that one I can do. Okay. Thank you. Yes. The Bobby Bones Show. Big three stories.

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And finally, their damaging storms in the South yesterday and overnight. Could be more intense storms again today. They're warning. in the south especially Mississippi, Arkansas, Georgia, and Florida. All right, Eddie, tell Amy what happened at your kid's school. So a kid shows up with three grand in cash. How old's the kid? The sixth grader.

12. 12, yeah. Shows up with three grand in cash. And what does he do with it? He gives it away to all of those students. Oh. But why? Because it wasn't his.

It was his parents' money. So I guess I'm assuming there was some kind of beef between him and his parents. found the cash. He's like, I'll get him back. I'll take their money. Oh, you thought it was a beef? I just thought he found it and was like, I want to make friends at school. I thought he had really cool parents and they're like, here, go make some friends. We all have different theories. I love it. I love that. Yeah. So what do you know? That, just that. And then the school found out about it. So they confiscated the money. The parents were like, all right, we want that money back. So they tried to go to every individual student and try to get the money back. They only recovered $2,700 out of the $3,000.

So that means that what? $300 were just kind of people were like, I'm keeping this money. So the kid just shows up in the morning and how does he know who to give the money to? I guess friends first and then people that he likes at school just pass it out. Did you get a note and did your kid get any money?

Nope. It's just a story that was going around the school and yeah, it was true. And so they didn't give you your kid any money? No, no, no. My kid didn't get any money. Because you'd be the guy that wouldn't give it back. Watch him be the one that didn't give back. He's like, I didn't get any money, dad. Shows up in a nice car.

Better money, though, than a weapon. Absolutely. There's nothing scary about the story. I thought it was really funny. That's why I'd share it. How are your kids doing in school? They're doing great. I mean, they've just started, but from what I hear, they're doing great.

They're really into homework right now, which normally they aren't. But Stasheera, right when I picked her up from school yesterday, she got home and she's like, okay, I'm sorry, I have to go finish my homework right now. And I'm like, wow, I love this. I'll take it. What is she studying that she loves? She was really into science. I think science is new for her right now.

And then what is your son like? He doesn't like it. Didn't like school at all? He's trying to do homework because she will, but his homework is to where we still have to help him with homework. So it's a whole other thing. Like he gets frustrated if he has to sit down and we try to get him to do it on his own.

But even the instructions from the teacher say, you need to help him with this. And so we can't do it until we've got the time to sit down and dedicate it. So he gets frustrated that he has to wait. Do you ever not know it and have to learn it real quick? Yes. He told me that dad's better. Oh.

Yeah, that's better at doing homework. And I said, he's what? And he says, it's just better. I was like, I guess he knows more than I do. Sorry. Math. Oh, math, for sure. I've always Googling things.

Yeah, it's like me. I can't help my kids with math. I'm not allowed anymore. I literally am Googling stuff. I'm like, how to teach someone how to divide that. I mean, it's, I feel a lot. He's only in second or third grade, right? I don't know his grade per se, but yeah.

Yeah. Second, first second. Somewhere between. Amy doesn't know her son's grade? I know it sounds so weird. He came from an orphanage and is trying to pretty rapidly catch up with his age. Right. My kids have only been in America for a year and a half. So their school right now is a homeschool situation where they have one-on-one.

Until they can catch up with their age. Until they can catch up. I'm trying to get them to go to Eddie's school. Where they're giving away money. I want to go to Eddie's school. Exactly. That's what I'm talking about. Bobby bones. Yeah. If you take daytime naps, they say excessive napping can be the warning sign of Alzheimer's disease.

Oh, wow. I was thinking about you, lunchbox. Oh, great. Listen, I would nap every day if I could. I love naps. But you take one every day, huh? Every day. And if you don't, man, you are miserable for a week.

A week? Yes. You don't catch up. Brain cells that keep us awake are the first to go in Alzheimer's sufferers. It helps explain why sufferers are likely to need naps during the day. And they say that if you... take naps every day it could be an early warning sign of this disease. Your thoughts? It scares me because I, my grandma had a little dementia, Alzheimer's, and it was so crazy

because she couldn't remember I'd feed her breakfast and then she'd be like, you never gave me breakfast. And that terrifies me, so maybe I need to cut back on the naps, but they are so good for you. Like, I feel so good. Even with the baby, you just conk out? Well, yeah. I mean, the baby's at daycare. Oh, you leave the baby at daycare while you sleep. Yeah, I leave the baby at daycare so I can get a nap in. That's, he doesn't pick the baby up in the Lodry zone the nap. Yes, you got to get the nap in, and then you go get the baby. Because it's not good to have the baby there, and then you fall asleep.

Interesting. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. Say the disease. Alzheimer's? Yeah. I say Alzheimer's, too.

Altimers. Right. I think you say old timers until I would read it. I think I just read it and say Alzheimer's because that's how it's read. So what's the right way to say? Old timers? I think so, because I just thought that was what people said. Oh.

It's been forever. It's been like a week since I said that. Do you have, does it run in your family? Do you know of that you know? I don't know my family. That you know of? I'm sorry. That you know of?

I don't know any of my genetic stuff because I don't know. Right. Like my grandfather died when mom was eight. My mom died. I don't know my dad. Right. His dad died when I was young. My grandmother was the only one that really lived and she, you know, I'm not even sure her medical history.

I have no idea. My dad's brother and had it. He's passed away. His sister has it. So when it's in your family and you know it's close, like I do think about it. similar to lunchbox. Yeah, I don't know. Because there's nothing you can do, really.

Except for that's why I make my own deodorant. For Alzheimer's? Long story short, Amy makes your own deodorant. On this day, country music, this is a good one. Hit it. The Bobby Bones Show. On this day in country music. Today in 1974,

Dolly Parton refused to let Elvis Presley record. I will always love you. Oh, wow. Do you know why? No. No. Oh, no. So not only is Dolly one of the best songwriters.

She's also a great business woman. she owns her publishing, which means she owns the song writing of that song because she wrote that song by herself. And so Elvis was like, Hey, pretty mama, I want to record. I would always love you. And she was like,

I don't think so. Because Colonel Tom Parker, Elvis's manager, said, hey, Elvis is going to sing it and he wants half the publishing rights to have half the songwriting rights. Dolly was like, no. Elvis reached out to Dolly. She said,

I'll let you do it And then he was like I'm gonna take half those publishing rights from When I do it get paid She was like no I own the song I wrote the song And so anyway Elvis didn't get to do it

Dolly said no The end I bet you Elvis got away with that a lot From other people, other writers Because they just want him to I'll record your song But I get half of it pretty damn All he's got to say is Pretty Mama

And they're like Oh for it Hey Pretty Mama I'd like to record your song Yeah but I'm a dude It's alright Pretty Mama That's all right right

That's all right baby That's all right mama That's all right mama All right Thank you It's like friggin' Abbott and Costello in here, dude. Dude, that's a good story. Yeah, thank you.

That's a good one, right? Yeah. All right, that was today in country music. That was. On this day in country music. Robert Bonson. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan No. 2's 32nd Skinny.

Teneal Towns and Brandy Carlisle teamed up for the Cracker Barrel program celebrating female country artists called Five Decades One Voice. They performed an acoustic take on Teneal's Somebody's Daughter. Somebody's dead Somebody Luke Combs was asked If he would ever try doing a pop song He says that he isn't against it in any way

But he also said There's not really a big part of him That would make him push for it And it doesn't keep him up at night And he's not really curious about it The High Women gave fans Another taste of their self-titled debut album Dropping on September 6th

They dropped the title song from it But I am still around Now I take that ride again and again and again and again and again I'm Morgan number two, that's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home, there's something good.

David was on his way to work in Missouri when he's driving down the road and he looks. He's like, is that a dog tied up on a bridge on a highway? And he pulls over and he gets the dog and he takes it to the vet. And the dog has a chip. And apparently the dog had run away from its owner. The owner had been searching for it. and someone found it, but maybe didn't have time to take it the vet, so tied it up on the side of the road.

Chipped, called the owner, owner came, picked it up. How do you feel about that? If you find a dog tying it up. I know, it's tough, right? Because... You don't want it to get away. But again, if you tie it up, it actually can't get anywhere if it needs water.

Yeah. But it's not going to get hit by a car. True. This story, it works out well. And one time, somebody tied my dog up, my old dog, and saved him. But I wonder, is that the move? Are you supposed to tie dog up if you find it and you don't have time to take it somewhere? I say yes because it's better than running through traffic and someone will spot it and you hope they have time to take it.

But dog Max is back home. So, I mean, it's a good story. It is good. But it's like, yeah, what do you do? This is a good story, but I wonder what you would do. Maybe you tie it up and you put a note. Help me. Something.

Help me. SOS. Yeah. And dog bones? Yeah. I mean, one time I locked a dog in a backyard. I mean, it was just running around the neighborhood, and I couldn't catch it or whatever.

It wouldn't come to me, so I just saw a gate, threw it in the backyard and left it. I like that. I like that. All right, there you go. That's what it's all about. Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day.

This story comes to us from Seattle, Washington. A 69-year-old man was doing what you're supposed to. He was going to the gym. 8 a.m. He gets a front row parking spot, and he goes to put the emergency break on. And instead of hitting the emergency break, hits the gas, drives through the window, into the swimming pool. Ooh, that one got bad, quick.

And three people were swimming laps at the time. Oh, anybody get hit? No one got hit, but the two swimmers, two of the swimmers went over and got him out of the car, so it's also a tell me something good at the same time. Huh. Is the guy too old, though, to be a bonehead? He's 69.

Yeah. Because if he was like 49, I would go, what a bonehead. Maybe he has a cataract. Right. How he felt about this one? Do we feel bad for him, or is he a bonehead? I would save he's 70.

Oh, wait. one more year. Okay. Okay. All right. If he did this next year, he'd be aw. But right now he's a bonehead. Yeah. Okay. There you. I'm glad nobody was hurt. All right, lunchbox. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. The Bobby Bone Show

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I will look for you. I will find you. And I will kill you. That movie is? Taken. That's right. These are all 2,000's movies. Okay?

So I'll play a clip. Just name that movie. Clip number one. Amy, Lunchbox. Producer Eddie. Name this movie. Oh, yeah. You can milk anything with nipples.

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? This movie's from the year 2000. I'm in for the win. I'm in. Amy. Meet the parents. Lunchbox.

It's Meet the parents. Go, good. I have Meet the Parents. Good. You guys all nailed. That was like an easy one. Yeah. Softball.

That's the only easy one. The rest of them are kind of hard. Okay. All right, next one. Name this movie. You shall not. From 2001. And what did he say?

You shall not pass. You shall not pass. What? Of course. Of course, that's this one. I'm in. I'm in for the win. Everybody in?

I'm in. Maybe? I'm sure. Go ahead. Gladiator. Lunchbox? Lord of the Rings. Eddie?

I guessed. Lord of the Rings! Oh, cool. That was Gandalf. I have no idea. I've never seen it. I've seen it. Okay, here we go.

Next one up. Name it. It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed. Redford's skills of magic. of magic. The year is 2004. Can you name that movie? I'm in for the win. I'm in. Amy? Napoleon Dynamite.

Napoleon Dynamite. Napoleon dynamite. There you go. Good. Oh, check this one out. It gets harder. Name this one. I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence. I'm in. This movie came out in 2004. I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence. This is a great movie, by the way.

I'm in. Play it one more time? No, we played it twice. All right? National treasure? Ah! Yeah. The Patriot. 100% national treasure. Nice. It was Nick Cage. I just couldn't put it. I didn't know what movie he was in.

Face off. Let's do this one. Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good looking? That movie is from 2001. I'm in. Okay, I'm in. I'm in for the win. Amy.

Zoolander. Correct. Lunchbox. I have Zoolander, even though I've never seen it. That's correct. Still have never seen it, Zoolander. Oh, it's such a good movie. Everybody gets it.

There you go. Oh, man. Let's do one more. Eddie's still in the lead by one. All because of stupid national treasure. Eddie, you get this one. You are the winner. Give us a hard one.

They're all pretty easy. Oh, here we go. You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I'm in for the win. Dude, I don't know this. It's the hardest one I had on the page. I succumb to lunchbox's demands. Uno mas.

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I may not get this. Let's go to Amy. Spider-Man? I don't know. Lunchbox? The sandlot! Sandlot?

And the sandlot? The sandlot? I mean, I'm not going to hate because I probably don't have this right. The Avengers? Boy, what a way to end? end, you all miss it. It's the Dark Night. That's Harvey Dent, right? Going, yeah. Oh, that's a sudden one. Dark Night from 2008. Well, Eddie, you won. I still win, okay. Check it out, Eddie. For fun. Get this one. Come on. I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

People know me. That's Anchorman. There he is. There he is. Our big winner, Eddie. All he doesn't win. Look at him. All I do is win. Wow. Tama nama sioux and samaray. And then it's down. Okay, thank you. Congratulations on your victory.

Well, well deserved. Morgan number two said she had a story that reminded her of me. What's the story over there? Yeah, so a guy went and ate at this hotel restaurant by himself, and the staff didn't want him eating alone, so they brought him a goldfish to sit with him at the table. That's sweet. And how does that remind you of me?

Because you eat alone at restaurants a lot in this place, You can go and eat with a goldfish. That's true. Huh. What would you say to the goldfish? What a buddy? How's your day going? Make sure you're going to order fish, though.

Oh, that's awkward. Oh, that would be rude. Eddie, was that you talking about fairs? Yeah. And how they still give away goldfish? They do. Not only goldfish. So we took the kids to a carnival fair, whatever, and my five-year-old won, like, three goldfish.

And I'm like, great. Now we have to take home three goldfish. But they didn't make the trip. By the time we got home, they were all belly up. And I was like, that's not good. Like, this is, they just got to stop doing that, right? Are they weak goldfish? I mean, the weak?

Yeah, like, they die quite. I mean, they put them in a bag. Or did you guys not take care of them? No, they put them in a bag, you know, like the kids are holding them in the back. It's like finding Nemo with a little, with that. But are they like shaking it? Well, the ride's not that smooth. So by the time they get back, it's like, they're belly up.

And not only do you win goldfish, you can win an iguana now. You can win a rabbit. I'm like, please do not make it in the bowl or you win a rabbit. The animals are getting bigger. You want a cow? The Bobby Bones show. Lunchbox is going to a wedding. This weekend, my cousin's getting married.

And what are you trying to do? I am wanting to know if it's okay for me to get up and give a speech, even though I'm not the best man. I saw a little itinerary of the wedding. His sister sent it to me, and it says, best man speech, made of honor speech. And I'm like, he doesn't have a brother.

So the best friend or whatever is not going to have any family. family stories. So is it okay after he gets done and be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. I want to say something and give a speech like as a plus one, like an extra speech. I don't know. I would think if you're not asked, you don't give a speech. Oh. Especially, I mean, you can just yell something out later when everybody's partying. But if you're not asked to give a speech, they don't want you to give a speech. I mean, is your plan to just go rogue with it or ask them like, hey, FYI, I've got a little something I'd like to say.

No, go rogue with it. Like, you don't, it's a spur of the moment kind of thing, quote unquote. Why you'll quote unquote? Because it's not really spur of the moment. Yeah, because you already haven't planned out. She's planned, obviously. He's thinking about it right now. Are you going to write your speech?

Yeah. And once the best man gets done, be like, all right, thank you everybody. You're also going to overshine the best man because you have a position too. You have a little notoriety and people get it. You can't bust out. You can't unfold a piece of paper and be like, uh-e-e-oh. I'm being very spontaneous right now with this speech I wrote a few days ago. Yeah.

I think you would. take the shine away from the best man too if your speech is better and if you're like that's lunchbox from the radio. I say no, that's probably not the move especially right after the best man. I think you can do it in a different block way far away when everybody's partying.

Like if you just want to be like, I want something to say and everybody's only like, but you can't do it at like the sit down part. Amy? I say yeah, probably not the best time to do it but if you do do it, bring us a recording. Because it's not going to be appropriate. It's just not. Like there's stuff a lot of for it. And then people are

you're sitting through that stuff anyways and they're ready to like there's structure there's a plan like you don't want to derail what they have going on Eddie I think it's okay I think it would add a little excitement to the wedding because isn't exciting when things get changed up a little bit what if everybody at your wedding goes I want to give a speech they don't tell you and all of a sudden everybody's standing up everyone just goes rogue and then they're drinking so and it's a domino effect and they're like oh if he just stood up I'm going to stand up if they were to say anyone having anything they want to say about the bride and groom or bride or groom I think you could stand up. Oh, right. But I just think if they didn't ask you, and also, you're taking a bit of what the best man is there to do to have his moment.

Who cares if he's related or not? Like, it's the best man. If he wanted you to speak, he'd ask you to or made you the best man. Yeah, I just think the best man's a little quiet and he's not very outgoing, so I'm worried the speech is going to be kind of eh. So I feel like I need to, I feel like I'd bring a lot to the speech and liven it up and have some jokes where the best man, I think he's going to be kind of serious and buttoned up. I say no. Eddie, you say... Give it a shot. Morgan number two, what do you think about this? I don't think he can. I mean, when Lunchbox and I went together to go read out of school, he totally took the spotlight.

So if it's any indication of what would happen at this wedding, he would totally take it over. Like, he would dominate even the wedding part itself. So I don't think that it's the best idea. So he'd go into like, when I got married, I cried Stand up, honey Me and her I cried for everyone

Uh no Ramundo what you think Give us a vote here Yeah I think it's a funny bit Definitely record it And then bring it in on Monday So you just want it for the bit's sake Absolutely

Yeah I want three to two no to yes Three no's two yeses And then years down the road They'll be able to be like Oh a celebrity talked at that wedding Remember when that celebrity got up and talked I mean that's kind of cool

I think that's why you shouldn't do it I don't even like A guy go So can you just ring that glass Like whenever like ding ding ding ding ding anytime in the night So we used to have a bit we would do at restaurants When we go to We'd play a ding ding ding ding roulette

And the loser had to do ding ding ding ding on their glass And get up and give a speech to the whole restaurant It was the funniest thing Why did that go away? I don't know we haven't done it in years But we used to all sit around If we got taken to a fancy restaurant You would all draw on if you drew the number

That had there's an X on one slip of paper And we put a napkin And then you draw it out. And then if you lost, you had to go, crap. You had to stand up in the whole restaurant and go, ding, ding, excuse me, can I have your attention, please? And then give a toast. He just talking about anything. Anything.

It was hilarious. Lunchbox, I don't think you can. You'll do what you want to do, but I don't think that's the move. I think it's disrespectful to one, the bride, the groom, the people to plan the wedding, and the best man. All right. Well, if you go to them and say, I'd like to speak, and they say, yes, yes. But you can't go rogue. I mean, but he has already put it out there

that he thinks the best man is going to be lame and boring. Oh, yeah, that kind of stinks. Yeah, he's kind of buttoned up. Okay, well, so it's his moment. He's probably nervous about it. It's like, been working on it for a while. If he's buttoned up. Can lunchbox save him if the speech is going south?

No, no, no, no. It's not like third grade when someone's reading and they're stumbling on a word and you're like, I got you. Yeah, you're like, geography. Geography. You can't do that. All right, well, I guess I'll guess I'll

I'll just sit there and enjoy the wedding. Yes, that's exactly what you should do. That's it. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Friends premiered on September 22nd, 1994. That means it's going to be 25 years old next month, and you can watch it in movie theaters to celebrate. They're having a Friends 25th, the one with the anniversary,

and it'll have 12 fan favorite episodes plus bonus content, like interviews and behind the scenes footage. It's happening over three nights, September 23rd, 28th, and October 2nd. And you can check out fathomovents.com to see if a theater in your year's view is doing it. So a couple things. One, they're going to show 12 episodes, 23 minutes roughly. So you're talking about, you're going to be there for a few hours, watching them over and over and over again.

Two, I always see those premieres for fathom events. Like Fathom of the Events presents the Doobie Brothers Live or Phantom of the Opera. I'd never been to one of those before. Have you guys ever been to a fathom events thing? No. Are you guys familiar what I'm talking about? No. Where it's like they show some different kind of production at the movie theaters across the country.

Instead of just a movie. Yeah. You've never seen that in the previews? Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about. You probably just haven't paid attention to it. But I'm always like, who goes to this? This one I would go to. This one does actually seem fun if you find the right person to go with.

You get all your friends together to go watch friends. And the weird thing is you can watch all these episodes at home too if you have Netflix. Uh-huh, but not the behind the scenes, footage and interviews. I find on YouTube. But anyway, I think that's fun. I'm actually, I'd be into that. What else you got? So have you heard of dog fishing?

Mm-hmm. Oh, you know what it is? Mm-hmm. That's where you use another dog in your dating profile picture. Yeah, it was new to me, but that's exactly what it is. Like catfishing, but dog fishing. It's when someone poses for dating profile pics with a dog that's not theirs. And Bobby's dog is so cute and such a, like, Instagram star.

If anybody ever borrowed your dog? I'd charge. You should. I mean, you could. Rent out the dogfish. You totally could. I was thinking about putting on my picture that I had. on my Instagram. We talked about yesterday. It's my dating profile picture because Morgan

Number 2 suggested it. But I feel like I'm lying if I'm not wearing my glasses in my picture. That's such a big part of my identity. That'd be like wearing a wig. But you also button up your pants every day too. No, I don't. No. When I go home, my clothes come off immediately. I'm home. Off they come. I know, but when you go out. You always hating. Ames always hate it. How is that hating? I think you look handsome without your glasses. I feel like you put them on. It's fine. I told me the pants. Yeah, exactly.

Clark can't put that picture of. He's got to put Superman's picture of, right? Same thing for you. Oh. I think you're in the phone booth. Same dude. Different looks. I don't know.

What else, Amy? You're not always holding a dog either. It feels like recently I am. I pick my dog up sometimes just walk around with him pick, because when I, he won't go to his room. He's a bulldog. These dogs are so hard-headed. And I'll be like, hey, let's go to your room.

Sometimes I say, you're like, nope, it's not going to go. So I got to pick him up and take him to his room before I leave to come to work. And so now what I do around the house, so he doesn't think I'm always picking him up, take him to his room, I just pick him up and walk around with him and carry him around. So at sometimes, I'm just carrying around for no reason. So he doesn't think every time I pick him up, I'm taking him to his room. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. He doesn't mind me picked up, though. He's fine with it. He's like, all right, I'll have to walk. Say me some steps. All right, what else should get? You should put that picture as your profile pick and then keep us posted if it upped your

your response, it up to your engagement. That's fair. I will change my dating profile picture to that picture and we'll see if it gets any more hits. Can you check like stats? No? I don't have the insight. You're going to get a lot of hits. You think so? Lots.

People are going to be like swipe or whatever you do. It's a Mr. Bobby Bowen on Instagram if you want to see it. Go ahead. So according to Duncan Donuts, summer is over next week because next Wednesday, which is October 21st, they are rolling out their entire pumpkin spice menu. So fall is coming a little early there. Starbucks is showing a little more restraint and their pumpkin spice latte won't be back until Tuesday, August 27th.

So you're about to... It's only a weak difference. Well, I know. It's a little more restraint. That's what I said. You said October in there, but you meant August. Yeah? I did.

Yes, I did. Okay. Thank you guys. Probably because I was thinking fall, pumpkin spice. October. I loaded it up in my dating profile. Okay, yeah. Wow.

Watch them come in. That looks like a legit. I'm looking at a magazine picture. You look like... Oh, I got a match. All right. No, I'm just kidding. Ding, ding, ding.

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With Bobby. Tell me something good. We've talked about this guy before, but I love to give the updates. A 29-year-old man who traveled to every state to M-Lons for free for veterans says he hopes to encourage others.

to get out there and help out however they can, especially to veterans. His name is Rodney Smith, Jr. of Huntsville, Alabama. He finished off his most recent nationwide tour last week in Hawaii, which is crazy because you've got to get to Hawaii in Alaska, to do all 50. Yeah.

And that's a haul to get out there. He told Good Morning America that it all started five years ago when he saw an elderly man trying to mow his lawn. He said, look like he was struggling, so I pulled over to help him. That's when I got my goal to mow lawns for free for the elderly, single moms, and veterans.

He then made it his mission to help others, starting the 50-Lawn challenge to encourage people to help others in their community. The challenge went viral in 2017. There are now 400 kids participated nationwide. And this last tour, he dedicated specifically to helping veterans. Love it. Love his heart. Also love that he's encouraging this. And it does help.

I'm not talking about right now. So it is raising awareness. There you go. That's what it's all about. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me go. Lots of kids going back to school.

I felt it this week where people were like, we're back at school. We love the morning corny. Like a lot of the kids love this segment. Oh, yay. You are resonating with the kids and the moms with the kids. So if you're back on the show, welcome back. Now time for Amy's morning corny. The morning corny.

I have a fear of speed bumps. Oh, yeah, what's up? I'm slowly getting over it. You have to slowly go over this. Yeah, thank you. Are you all crazy? No, no, no, I disagree. Whatever.

Of course you should disagree with every one of them that we don't do that. We'll do better tomorrow. Do you just not get it? Yeah. I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over the bump. Yeah, over the speed. All right. There we have it.

First one, she bombed in a while. That's not even a bomb. I disagree. That was the morning corny. Wow. Yesterday, Amy's kids went and they were a part of the music video for the get-up, which is Blanco Brown. this song right here.

They had trained all the night before to be in the music video. Right. And it's a dance. Right. So did they show up prepared? Yeah, I mean, as prepared as possible. I don't know how much of it stuck with them.

Stashear was really getting into it. But Stevenson, he was in it at first. And then I don't know if he just got a little stage fright or something. But he said he just started like hiding in the back and not really moving. And I don't know. I mean, I saw a lot of video. I personally wasn't there. but I have all the video and pictures and everything.

And yeah, he got home and all he could say is, I don't know why. I don't know why I did so horrible. Thumbs down, thumbs down. He's like, I was horrible. But I was like, no, I'm sure you did great. You did great. So they had so much fun, though.

The weather was really bad. It was bad. So it delayed it. So they were there from, they left at 2.30 and didn't get home until 9 p.m. Oh, long work day. Been there. Yeah. I was like, this is what it's like to be, you know.

An adult. You dance all day and get paid. It's a gig. Yeah. They're like being adults awesome. It was supposed to just take like two hours, but there was so many weather delays. So it looked fun. Did you tell them they were getting paid $100 each? No, they don't know the amount. They didn't like tell them during this shoot. I don't think so. I don't even really know how that's happening. I guess they just send it or maybe they gave it. Maybe the kids have it in their backpacks. I don't know. I need to check on that part. It was fun for them. I mean, it was so fun. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. We're glad we, because there was times when they were waiting for weather that it was like, you know, five o'clock, six o'clock, seven o'clock. I'm talking, they had to come home and do homework. So then we were up later, and it was just a whole thing to where I was like, maybe we should just scratch this and they come home.

But I'm so glad we stuck it out because they loved it. I do have the results from yesterday's gas station snacks draft with the first win ever, lunchbox with 34% of the votes. Yeah! Has beef jerky, Reese's peanut butter cups and hot dogs. Oh, wow. Amy, you came in second and in last place and does not get to take part in tomorrow's draft. Eddie, with only 10% of the votes.

I don't get it. Eddie, I'm very sorry. I'm so confused. Eddie's picks were Slim Jim, pizza-flavored combos, and pork rinds. Yeah. America's food. Pretty bad draft. I've never bought any of those.

I bought combos, but not pizza. Do you want to hear some options for tomorrow's draft? Oh, no, I don't care. Because we only do, oh, yeah. Yeah. We only do Tuesdays and Thursdays. I feel you, Eddie. It's no fun to sit down. I was worried I was never going to get a win.

We can do rom-coms, which is romantic comedies. Oh. Or we can do sad songs. Ooh. I go sad songs. I'll go sad songs too. Okay, we'll do sad songs tomorrow. Tomorrow, have your draft picks ready.

Ramundo, you'll be in the Eddie chair tomorrow. Yeah. I'm ready, dude. So sad songs tomorrow. And the first pick goes to Amy. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah.

So what are you going to go? Sad songs? Probably like... Don't say mine. Please. Please don't say it. I hate it when you say it. I hate it when you try to tease it and be funny and throw some out there.

And then it's literally the one I had. And it's just sad songs, right? There's no format. Just straight up. Yeah. Just sad. Everybody hurts. It's very sad.

Everybody hurts. Yeah. But I mean... Solid first pick Amy. He saw that. Yeah. Yeah. Man, there's one that's so sad, but I worry that not a lot of people have heard it.

Hallelujah. When I cry every time. Hallelujah. Oh. When you're by your best and you don't succeed. Oh. Do it, Amy. Do it.

Or don't close your eyes. Let it be me. Keith Whitley. Some of them, when you really know the meaning, it makes it more sad. Amy. Don't take it. the girl. Solid pick.

Yeah. Eddie, you're not playing. Yeah, I'm ruining all the songs. You're not in. Okay, my bad. Tomorrow, sad songs. Eddie's eliminated. Ramundo comes in,

fresh off his lowest score in the history of the draft. Sad songs. Okay, let's go to, hey, I can't see their name on the screen, Ramondo, but somebody from Arizona's online. Courtney.

Who is it? Courtney. Can I talk to Courtney, please? All right, Courtney, you're on the show. Hi, Courtney. Morning. Hi, I'm just calling real quick because I'm so excited.

I'm going to my first raging idiot show in El Paso, and I'm driving by myself from Arizona to do it. How many hours is that? It's like four and a half. Oh, we love that. We're going to give you four and a half hours of laughter then. Yeah. Because all the way home, you'll be thinking and laughing. Yeah.

Well, that's awesome. Well, Courtney, you're driving by yourself, too. I am. Yeah. I've been waiting, like, honestly, five years. for this because the opportunity just never presented itself. You guys were always just in places that I wasn't kind of thing. And so you weren't coming to Arizona and I was like, I'm doing it.

I'm making the drive. I don't even care. Okay. Well, how about this? Let's just, uh, Raymondo, get her information. We'll edit and I'll meet her. We'll bring her back and say what up. If she's going to drive four and a half hours, at least we can do it, say hi and meet you.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I'm shaking. Pull over. All right. Courtney, thank you. Hey, stay on the phone, okay? And we'll see you this weekend.

All right. Eddie and I will be in Amarillo Friday night. There are not many tickets left of that show at all. And then El Paso on Saturday night tickets at raging idiots.com. A guy that was 72 years old, his false teeth got stuck in his throat during surgery. And then they didn't discover it for eight days. He was having surgery. They were pulling out of a lump in his abdominal wall.

But they neglected to take out his dentures before the operation. Should he have done that, though? I mean, I don't know. I guess I should. Are they just a safety valve? I don't remember that being on a questionnaire. Like, are your teeth false? Returned to hospital six days later.

He complained about blood in his mouth and difficulties breathing and swallowing. He's like, I can't eat solid food. So they looked and his teeth are in the x-ray like in his throat. He swallowed his teeth. But he didn't know like day one where are my teeth? Amy, there are a lot of questions I had too. Like should you just take it out before you go? Right.

That's kind of on you. But I saw that. It's a poor guy. Hey, Mike D, will you tell me what happened with the Crisleys? Because I saw on the internet that there was some money problem with the Crisleys. Yeah, they're being, like, indicted for tax evasion. Interesting. Now, what's the story say?

So they're saying that they created, like, a production company to, like, to funnel money through. Oh, this is like, uh, uh, Ozark? Oh, yeah, money laundering. With TV cameras. Ooh. Okay, so go ahead. They're not funneling drug money. Just dirty, not legal money

They're washing it Yeah, go ahead So but what the Crisleys are saying That they had an employee in like 2012 Who set up all these accounts And was like making it look like They were like not paying stuff Not paying their taxes

They fired him And then he came back again And said no This is like really happening So this is why it's coming out now What do you think is happening? I think he's trying to get like revenge on him So you think they're not

guilty of tax evasion. I don't think they are, no. Okay. I also feel that way. Don't know anything about the story, but I know Todd a little bit. I know, and they seem so nice. They seem like a group of people that would not tax evade. I'd evade a lot of things, just not my taxes. And I feel like they're the same thing. And what they did is at one point, they had this guy supposedly make paperwork that said they were making four million a year so they could afford certain loans when they really weren't. So do you think they're evading? Ooh, the details in the story made it sound like they're going to prison. They're facing 20 years. They are?

Yeah. I just don't believe any. New stories are written for clicks. Yes. Right. And so I feel like the news is going to be as dramatic as possible. Mike, do you don't think they're involved? Do you think this is a revenge?

I think so because he had said it way back then and then came back again, like going through another, like getting someone else on the case. So he seems odd. And lunchbox you think they probably are. Man, the way he said that they had him falsified documents and they signed those documents to get, loans that they couldn't afford.

Ooh. You ever watch Chris Lee's No Best? Yeah. They're funny. Yeah, I don't see him doing it. You'd think that camera would catch them doing it at some point. That's a good point. See them other just like evading taxes.

The cameras are around their house all the time. I never saw them do that. Right, me neither. I'm going to go with Team No Evasion. There are two teams I'm on. Team Baby and Team No Evasion. I'm going to go over to Melissa in Maryland who's sitting on the phone.

Hey, Melissa, thank you for calling the Bobby Bone Show. Oh, hi, Bobby. Good morning, studio. Morning. You know, so many people have called and thanked you, Bobby, and everybody else. And so I feel like I don't have the words to express my gratitude. But, I mean, everybody, everybody that has shared about themselves. I mean, lunchbox when you were going through everything you were going through with your son,

And I had my second son was born in full respiratory arrest. It was a really scary time. And Amy, when you share about your mom, that's really been meaning a lot to me. Just everybody. And then, Bobby, you're so open about everything you're going through. And I just think it's amazing. Your show has really been my daily vitamin for the last couple of years since I've been listening to you. I just wanted to say thanks.

Oh, it's very kind of you. We're her daily vitamin. Aw. That's cool. We're somewhere above Flintstone, but below multi. Multi-silver. Hey, that's really kind of you, Melissa. Listen, I don't do well with compliments, so I had to make a joke there.

But I appreciate you calling. I'm glad that, you know, you can hang out with this, and hopefully you feel like we're friends. We feel like we're your friend. We hope you listen to the show, and you're like, I'm going to go, all right, time to go drive to work or get my phone and hang out with my buds today. So, yeah, thanks. that. Is there anything that you would like

us to do more of? Is there a segment that you look forward to? I can't wait for them to do this again. Well, I always love Amy's morning corny. And so definitely keep that going and I'm really enjoying the daily draft.

Oh, so we moved to Tuesday and Thursday. Do you feel like two times a week is too much? I know. No. I feel like you need to do it more than Tuesday and Thursday. I mean, I can see where you wouldn't do every day. Maybe Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, or Monday, Tuesday, or something, I don't know. Well, tomorrow we're doing...

We're doing sad songs tomorrow. What would you take as the first overall pick tomorrow in the sad song draft? Oh, he stopped loving her today. Oh. Solid. Yeah, solid. Solid, solid. Amy has the first pick?

Yeah. George Jones. Yeah. He stopped loving her today. Oh. She knows Melody. She's ready. She's loaded with it. Okay. Melissa, thank you for calling. Really appreciate that. And we love when people tell us what they're feeling or not feeling because it helps us do a better show. So thank you so much. Absolutely. Thank you guys. Have a good day.

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This waitress was given quite the tip. She was given a Buick car as a tip. What? Mm-hmm. Must have been delivering that food on time. Wow. And heated to the right temperature. New car or used car? Well, I'm glad you asked.

A waitress at a Mexican restaurant in Arkansas was left a pretty big tip. A couple who are regulars at the restaurant brought her outside the restaurant. That's where they handed her the keys to a brand new 2019 Buick Encore. Wow. The couple says that God led them to the gift for her.

How about that? What? That's so awesome. Uh, where is this restaurant? You want to go eat there now? Well, it's like, I'm from Arkansas. Double shift at a Builos Mexican restaurant. It doesn't say what town it's in, though.

That's crazy, huh? I wish I was a regular somewhere. It also makes me envious to just be in a regular somewhere. Where you walk in, they're like, hey, mommy! I wonder where I would be a regular. Like, there's a smoothie place that I go to a little bit. Yes. But they just remember the skinny guy with the glasses more so than I'm

so much irregular. I talk to the people at my juice place by my house. For sure, the gym that I go to, but I also own the gym. Okay.

That doesn't count. Does it? Before I owned it, I think, I would go, I have the title on Church Street and I would go in and be like, Bobby, what up?

So maybe the gym, but now it's a little different. Yeah. And Burger Up, the bartender knows this. Is that bad? No, that's good. You guys got a burger up enough?

We go there a lot. And we sit at the bar and we'll order food for the kids and then we order stuff. And yeah, he's like, if I go in to pick it up to go, because you can go through the bar, the bartender to do to go, and he'll be like, how are the kids? I'm like, they're great.

That's always fun. Morgan number two, they know you at the club when you walk in? Jason Aldeans. Yeah, when you go over there? They're like, there she is, Morgan number two. Yep. Apparently the restaurant was in Rogers, Arkansas, which is Northwest Arkansas up near Fayville.

Cool. Up near that area. Yeah, pretty cool, huh? Love it. This, I was reading this story about this first date. This woman goes, she's in Florida. and she goes on a first date, and it starts at Denny's, and then it ends on a high-speed chase

after the man she met online police police after a traffic stop. Oh, no. Which, I guess, gets awkward. A couple in Florida went on a first date to Denny's last week. Then the guy bailed after the high-speed chase and then runs into the woods, and she's like, what is happening? Like, I just met the dude. I don't even know his last name.

Well, that's a fun first date story to have the rest of your life, though. Yeah. Like, as long as you don't get hurt, that's a great story. So a woman in Palm Coast Florida Met a guy on a dating site And they got together at a date at Denny's It went well because they hopped in the guy's car And we're heading back

To they're saying the woman's house Listen, you handle your own business I don't know what's happening there I would not well But a cop pulled him over Because the guy had issues with his tags And instead of stop And the guy's like, I'm out

So bram! Takes off The car then pulled over Because the cops were on him And he just gets down And takes off running in the woods The woman got out of the car told the cop she didn't have anything to do with the chase

She goes, I don't even know his last name Like, I don't know Jones Smith? I don't know Here you go He didn't say anything to you other than that He was exceeding the speed and limit driving very erratically She was very scared in the vehicle She told us

And she didn't really know his last name She knew him by two different first names Whoa What? Two different first names I wonder what website they met on That's for sure Tinder right That one's for sure tender

Right. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. A dad took 33 family members to Hawaii with a million airline miles. I saw that. How crazy is that? You have all these miles saved up and you just, man, what if you're like the 34th family member that didn't make the cut?

Or what if you're just like taking family members' spouses, too, that you ran out of family members. You're just like, I got more points. No, I think it's amazing. People in his family ranged from ages 2 to 72. You got to pay for a 2-year-old? Yeah. Once they become 2. Yeah.

But how are you going to check ID? I'm like, this is he's a one month. I'll prove it. You have to have a birth certificate to get on the plane. Interesting. Yeah. That I get you. I try to, you know, because on Southwest or whatever,

you can do family boarding, but they have to be a certain age. And Stevenson looks so small. And you want to all sit together. Yeah. So sometimes we're just like, he's nine now. But I think we can still get away with him. being five so we can still do family boarding. He does look like a big five-year-old.

Yeah, he's definitely growing, but he's tiny for his age. He doesn't look nine, right? I don't know what a nine-year-old looks like. I don't look at a lot of nine-year-old would be able to see. Good, good. Keep it that way. A lot of people walking into this. Sorry, my bad. But shout out to Sam Pratt, who treated

his family to this trip to Hawaii. I love it. I love that too. There's a Bobbycast episode that I have with Morgan Evans, who sings, sometimes you got to kiss somebody. You know that song? Him and I are talking about how much we fly around for work

and we get into the comparison of miles because we both travel for work all the time and so when you fly for work you still get the miles accredited to your account. Right. My Southwest account, I had like a half million miles. That's what he bought this with. I gift people flights all the time.

It's just like, here, take, take because I fly so much. Or you could take your show family to Hawaii. Aloha. Yeah. Eddie, you're like 40. I can't say that anymore. Yoss, Queen.

Yes. Check that episode of the Bobby Cast out with Morgan Evans. It's a good one. Amy, that's a good story. And there you go. That's what it's all about. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones.

Let's know. Translid. Hey, tell me this story about the wedding crasher because as I was watching the news at 4 o'clock this morning, they kept going, Wedding Crasher in Texas continues the crash. Yeah. How does that make the news, though? Well, because authorities are. asking the public to identify her because they have video footage of her using the cards.

And she's been involved in a series of fest at wedding venues over the past several months. Okay, so she's not crashing just a wedding. She's stealing. I thought she was going to dance, like hang out and eat food for having a few beers. Why is this even a news story? Right. She's uninvited to these weddings. She poses as a guest.

And then she steals the gifts. Mostly gift cards and cash that's left for the brink. bride and groom, obviously, and she just kind of like sticks in her bag. And surveillance photos were taken early August, and that's what's helped deputies link the woman to the gift cards. Anyway, they posted images ever on Facebook. It looks like those bigfoot pictures, though. You know how it just didn't kind of tell us somebody? It's blurry.

Yeah. Oh, I checked them out. It was on Kamal County Crime Stoppers, which is around the New Bromfels area. And I was like, huh, don't recognize her. Because you know, you always want those moments where you like see it. people like catch people and you do you want to recognize someone on that though because I don't oh you don't I mean I only know like 11 people and if one of them are on there that takes my circle down oh no I want to I want to call and be like crime suffers I know that woman or I've seen her

were you talking that voice I don't want to like crimes divers let me tell you what I'm wearing first I don't want to like know her like be her my friend but I want to like know of her if you saw that it was me and I had been stealing from weddings I'd come to you first I think it's a good friend And say what? I would say, Bobby, do you need help? And I would say, no, don't tell.

And then what would you do? No. Oh, good one. Well, first I would ask, like, are you good? Like, you need some money? I just like stealing. Okay, so you're a kleptomaniac. Yeah, I love it.

We need to get you some help because I don't want to have to turn you into the police. But would you turn me in? For this? No. But like for murder? Yes. We escalated quickly. Yeah, real quick.

We went from stealing Chili's gift cards to murder. Because it depends on the crime. Like, certain things, no. I'm just going to try to help you as a friend and give you a heads up so you can go on the run or turn yourself in maybe if you want to. That's that. But if you do something really bad, I don't know. We're going to have to have a team meeting and we'll probably turn you in. Did you ever watch Unsolved Mysteries and be like scared to death and looking for the person at the same time?

Yes. Robert Stack would come on. And that music would like get me all scared. And you would think that the actor was the real person too. Yeah. And you'd be like, how'd they get the murderer to actually act the scene out again? I know a guy that was one of like a child actor and got to act in the Unsolved Mysteries as a kid. And I'm like, God, are you so scared, though?

They should bring that show back. Of all the reboots they're doing, they could probably do a newer, you know, more relevant unsolved mysteries. Robert Statt can't do it. I don't think he's alive anymore. But he was part of it too. He would come up in like in a fog. And his voice was. And that music would be haunting you.

And then for sure you thought you were also going to get abducted? It would. Anytime after we would watch Unsolved Mysteries, I think it was on Friday nights maybe, wasn't it? And in between like our living room and then where our bedrooms were in our house was this huge window with like no curtains or anything. And I would have to like prepare myself to go through that and I would sprint because I was so scared of Unsolved Mysteries. No. I was like nine. Oh, okay, okay. Because I was 22. But I mean, it just was funny how I couldn't even go from one house to the other after watching that. I would get nightmares.

But I get, that's why I don't watch scary movies either. That's why I don't read Twilight. I told you, I tried to read Twilight and had vampire nightmares. I did read last night, I'm reading this book called Accidental Presidents, which is about the eight people that became president without meaning to become president. They were other vice president or, you know, somebody, the president died or was impeached. And a quick, quick nutty story. Yeah, I like these.

At one point, this is when John Tyler was the president. they were showing off a boat and they were like, check it out, we got this new boat, I think it was called the Princeton, and they were proud of the American Navy, and they were like, boom, they shot one off, like a victory shot. And they had all the rich people

and all the high-ranking politicians on this boat, like a socialite thing, like get on the boat. And they were like, yeah, they pulled in, boom, they shot another one, like the big cannon. And they went to the guy, and they were like, hey, let's shoot another one. And the boat can't handle it.

We can't shoot another one with this big cannon. And they go, no, no, do it. So he, boom, he does it again, killed tons of all famous and all the politicians. It killed. It's the biggest, like, un-talked-about political disaster ever. The president almost died. Had he not went back down because he was flirting with a girl?

He would have died. He was flirting with a girl? Yeah, his other wife had died. Oh, God. Yeah, his girl ended up marrying. Anyway, it's crazy. Crazy. They were out like, our Navy now rocks.

Boom. And then it killed, like, the head of the treasury. It was massive. Wow. I've never heard that story before. I was the most untold. crazy story ever. I was reading like I was Hunger Games last night. That's what I was like, oh my gosh, I've never even heard of this before. I was nerding out last night. Man, it's so weird.

And speaking of the politics and presidents and DC and stuff, crazy stuff, my husband and I started that show The Family that you told us about on Netflix. Good or no? The good parts are when, so they have actors reenacting stuff. Hold on, it's a combo. So they have actors reenacting, and then they have the real people that they cut to that are. in like interview, like sitting in a chair and they've aged and they're older and they're kind of saying, yeah, that's legit how it was. So when they go to the real people, I like it. But when they're acting, I don't like it. It's weird. It's weird. It's just, I'm like, they should have just done it full documentary style for whatever reason, because sometimes I like the acting. I don't know,

but in this particular show, it's a little cheesy. The family's on Netflix. It keeps coming up on my usual, I should have watched it thing too. I saved it on my list. But it's a show about, how would you describe it? Because I haven't started it. Okay, well, so we just saw episode one, but it's basically this group of followers of Jesus. They don't even like, there's not, it's not a particular religion other than that. It's these guys that all lived in a house together, and their main thing was to support politicians. I'm only in episode one, so I don't really know how they're going to go about doing it. But, yeah, they play back.

It's weird. They play basketball. They rake leaves. And then they help politicians, like, clean. do all kinds of things. I don't know. I clean their bodies? Toilets?

Oh. It's, I'm telling you, it's weird. Give me that a day tomorrow. Yeah. When you know more about it. If I can watch. How much did you watch? So far, I don't think you know much about it.

I'm telling you that's a direct quote from the show. I think you were watching Property Brothers. No, one guy was trying to get another guy to join. Because sometimes you fall asleep and you get like half a thing in your dream. The groom was so drunk, he couldn't even use his arms. That's how the story starts is a wedding, and he had so much to drink. So the mother-in-law fed him, and there's a picture of her giving a thumbs up, sarcastically to the camera, like, ugh. And so people were just trashed and I'm going, how can you get so drunk at your own wedding?

Well, asked callers to call if they had stories like this, and I thought maybe we'd get one. I look at every phone line. It's like bad as a dog tick over here. So this happens. Okay. Burson. Let's go over to Maggie in Florida. Hey, Maggie, let's talk about your wedding for a second. Okay, my husband got so drunk.

I looked over and he's sliding down the wall, so I went over, and I'm trying to hold him up against the wall, and people are going, oh, look, they're hugging out cute, and they're taking pictures of him. He's six foot, and I'm 411, and I'm trying to hold him up. What happened for him to get so drunk? Was he nervous? I have no idea.

I think the guys are making him drink shots. At the wedding? At the wedding A little early, huh? Yeah, a little early. We didn't even cut the cake yet. Maggie, thank you for the call, Maggie. Let's go over to McKinsey in New York.

Now, McKinsey, you're not married yet, right? No, I'm getting married in October. And your concern is... I am worried that my fiance is going to get too drunk before the ceremony starts. Now, are you going to have a talk with them? Yes, but I know his, you know, best man may be a bad influence on him. So I'm nervous if I should have my mother-in-law there, kind of babysitting, or I'm trying to figure out the best way to do it without ruining his day, you know, his day too.

I would think he would love to have your mom with him the whole day. I think that would be fantastic. I could really make the day perfect for him. So special. Yeah, well, I wanted to have a good time. but I also want him to remember. And, you know, I know he's going to be nervous, but it's important. Yeah, maybe you cannot drink until after the vows.

And then you can lightly start. By the end of the night, go do your deal. Like, you want to get plastered, get plastered. But I think you really have to kind of chart yourself. Nothing. Maybe one drink to be, I don't even drink. So I say this is someone who doesn't know what they're talking about. But like maybe a drink to get loose, like to say you're not so nervous.

Right. That's it. No more drinks. And then you go to. the reception, where there is wine, and you have a couple drinks, it's fine. After the best man gives his speech, then go to town.

Let her rip. Get ass-faced if you want. Wait, no. No, she wants him to still remember. You know, all the wedding stuff's what you remember. Even the rest of the part. But correct me if I'm wrong, but as a bride, I don't want at any point

for him to be totally out of it. Maybe he does want it all points to be out of it. Okay. Well, and then some people wait until their wedding day to. Yep. And then they're not going to be able to. It's not going to happen. Listen, most people aren't doing that.

Oh, they're not. Unless you're like a dougar. Greg in Tennessee, you are on the phone. How are you, Greg? I'm doing pretty good. Yeah, so basically the story is I got so drunk from all my friends buying me shots that I ended up sleeping in the bed with my brother, passing out in bed with my brother, and I didn't get to sleep with my wife on my wedding night.

Oh, man. Told you. Awesome. Did you do it? Yeah. No, I just got so. drunk. I just, I don't know, everybody was bringing me shot. My wife was making me take shot. My whole family, we all party, so it's, yeah, I can hold my own pretty well, but.

Sounds like it. That was, uh, yeah, that was pretty good. But I would say that's okay as long as you remember the wedding. Do you remember the actual wedding? Oh, yeah, I remember everything. We didn't start drinking until we had a cocktail hour all we were taking citrus, and then shortly after that, you mean, we just had a party. I mean, we had a taco bar. We had, you know, queso, everything. So, I got no problem with his story. I get no problem with at the reception. You want to go you know, B to the W? Go.

Do it. It's okay. I'm down with this guy. Wait until I get married. I'm going to have so many virgin peanut peonacoladas. You guys can be like holding down. Sugar rush is going to be crazy. Let me do Eric in New Orleans. Join the Bobby Bone show. Eric, what's up, bud? Hey, Bobby. Morning studio.

Yeah, I had my brother brought down some homemade apple pie moonshine from East Tennessee. We're right outside of New Orleans and I got a little too much they were favors for everybody he made

he made little mason jars to give away his wedding favors for the end of the reception and everybody started drinking them during the reception instead of taking them home and there were no more mason jars left that's funny they didn't even wait to take them home they just went down yeah some people

didn't even get any because people were stiff put them in their purse and their jackets and all that so and we had a 6 a.m. flight to go to Alaska the next morning to start our honeymoon, and it didn't end until midnight, you know, because we had bought extra hours with the reception hall, and I was still hung over and drunk at the airport in the morning, and my wife has never flown before. So we're in the New Orleans airport, and I'm sitting there, and she's like, well, which way do we go? And I'm like, ugh.

And then we get to Houston for connecting flight to Alaska. And I ran to hop on the little trolley that goes, you know, through the air to the next gate. And I had her passport and her license and all that. And she didn't quite make it through the doors in enough time. Oh, no. So I was waving by to her as she was waiting on the next trolley. I'll miss you, babe. Hey, thank you for the call.

I'm going to do one more, Amy. This one's good. This is at Garrett in Florida who, Gary, you have a wedding venue. You see this happen a lot? Yes, yeah. We have a wedding venue, and it's kind of a country theme. It's a barn wedding, and we get a lot of country boys that come in and are drinking all day, and the bride never get to eat.

So they get pretty trashed. It happens with the bride just as much as it does with the groom. I guess so. Yeah, that's a good point. I guess so. And we have a bride here. She said she was the drunk bride. Hey, Kate in Arkansas, you're on.

You were the drunk bride? Oh, no. My husband, I had an agreement where if I got to the altar and his left eye was droopy, then I would know that he was drunk. So all day long, he would ask his groomsman whether his left eye was droopy because then he knew that he wouldn't get in trouble whenever I got to the altar. That's funny because that's what he does. That's his sign.

Yeah, that is definitely his sign. If his left eye is droopy, I know he is. is trashed. And so that was our agreement that as long as his left, I was not droopy, that he was good. Thank you for the call. Here's the one. Blair and Louisiana, you were the drunk bride. Was. Yeah? My nerves are really bad, so I drank a lot for the ceremony and didn't realize it. And my sister kept bringing me drinks all my best made of honor ever. And we went back to the room at the end of the reception and my husband went to change and somehow I got out of my dress and passed out before he came back in the room.

Oh, and you just stayed passed out. Yeah, and that was probably the worst thing over I've ever had. Oh, wow. Yeah, it was rough. He forgave me, though. You know, we have kids now, so we're good. Hey, thank you, Blair. Hey, thank you for all the calls.

Wow. I mean, Amy, I can do 100 calls here. Yeah. I thought maybe we'd get one. Everybody at the wedding's drunk, apparently. I had no idea. That was the case. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand

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We were talking about Keith Whitley yesterday. We did on the Sand Country Music, and we were playing, Don't close your eyes. Let it be me. And Amy's like, is he still alive? We're like, actually, no, tragically. He died way early. It's pretty famous story.

That's okay. We don't catch you all the big stories. Well, I remember it now. Once I went and I read about it, I was like, oh, yes, we have talked about it. and yeah, very sad. I'll give you two celebrities, tell me if they're alive or not alive. Oh, wow.

Great. Ready? Ready. Bob Barker, known as the host of Price is Right. Alive or not alive. Please stay new to your pets. Pretty sure he's just retired and he's alive. 95 years old.

Still alive. Okay. Alive or not alive. Hank Williams, Jr. Elijah. Oh, thank goodness. We did it today. I was going to be so embarrassed.

When he fell off the mountain and cracked his face all the way down. Yeah. Yeah, that would not have been a good one of miss. I know. I know. I know. I was looking, I followed Cadillac 3 on Instagram. They were just playing with him the other day.

He's alive and well. He's very alive. And I'm like, dead. Little Richard. You know, Little Richard is? Tutti fruity! Oh, Rudy! Oh, Rudy!

Oh, Rudy! He's dead. He's alive. Oh, shoot. He's 86 years old. Wow. Congrats. How about former president Jimmy Carter?

Oh, he passed away. I think he just tweeted something the other day. He just loaded a Southwest plane. There's a big story when he was shaking over his hand. Wait. He's like big into Habitat for Humanities, 94. Is he sick? He's just old.

I just old. Somebody close to him died. Okay. Maybe his wife. George Michael. You know, we gotta have faith, fit, fit, rest in peace, George Michael. Are you sure?

I'm sure. Not alive. He died? Yeah, Eddie. Yeah. Guys, that's based on that one. It was tragic. Amy stopped now with all.

It was like, it was so sad. She's called three other people dead so far. Okay, okay, alive or not alive? Jerry Lee Lewis, if you're not familiar, goodness gracious, great balls of fire. Oh. You shake my nose and you're out of my brain. He wasn't on that famous plane crash.

Richie? No, he was not. He was not. We can give her that. That's so far off that we could give her. That's buddy Holly, the big bopper. They were going to take the bus. Jerry Lee Lewis.

Alive or not alive? Alive. Alive. Correct. 83 years old. Married his cousin. Oh, yeah. That's him.

Oh. Richard Simmons. known from Sweating with the oldies Just being an all-around Cookey fella Richard Simmons Alive?

You're doing it right now He was missing for a while though Oh that's right So that's why I was like Did they find him? Him and Jimmy Carter were hanging out One more Hugh Hefner

Oh, rest in peace Dead That's what that means It's alive or not alive We've changed the game from Dead or Alive. Because Dead just isn't bad. Well, Rest in Peace is respectful.

So next time we call it Alive or Rest in Peace. Yes. Alive or RIP. Right, Rip. It's better than dead. Think about that one. Next time we'll play Alive or RIP. Okay.

Thank you. Mary Tyler Moore. You're gonna make it after all. Alive? Not alive. Rest and peace. One final one, Muhammad Ali. Dead.

Alive. Oh, yeah, yeah. Wait, which one? Wait, which one? You just said three answers. She goes, dead, alive, recipes. Not alive or alive is the answer. Not alive.

Thank you. Thank you. And by the way, that was a mighty special. A Mike D special. Thank you. I don't know you did that. Well, I'll stop keeping track when you started yelling out terms. Mr. President Carter, I'm so sorry.

Big fan. I know he's listening right now, probably on WMCQ in D.C.Q. He doesn't live in D.C.'s from the South. Oh, my gosh. The presidents don't stay in D.C. after this. He's not still at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue? You don't get a room forever in the White House. I'm sure he has, like, a condo or an apartment in D.C.

Are you sure? He's like a hundred. He's like a hundred. Okay. Okay, Mr. Marty Pants, where does he live? I would say he lives in Georgia. Will you look and see where President Carter resides now? Mike D. Please, I put it on my screen.

I would like all addresses that he owns, please, all properties. I feel like SmartyPans got that one right. Who's that? You? Oh, he probably did. Bobby's very smart. I may not be right. He could not live in Georgia anymore.

So I'll have Mike put it up on the screen. I'll let you know. By the way, drinking bleach. But he lives in Plains, Georgia. Smarty Pants. Someone just texted me on the tech screen here, and they did trivia. And as soon as it popped up, I asked Eddie in. I was pretty proud of myself.

Because you knew it. I love for you. Oh, it says, hey, Keith Whitley's son here. Thanks for talking about my dad on the radio. Legends Never Die. Oh, that's cool. Oh, shout out. Hey.

Yeah. Okay, I got to find my tweet again. But it says, uh, or my text. The trivia question, which band named after a person from the 1990s was started in Gainesville, Florida? And I yelled, Eddie, what you think it is? And you yelled. I said Duncan Sheik. Oh, and I said Sister Hazel.

Right away, you said it. It was Sister Hazel. Good job, dude. I love trivia. Finally, I figured out. But it's been. It's fun when you're right. Yeah, that's why I love it.

I know. Go ahead. By the way, drinking bleach will not cure autism or cancer. Okay. The FDA had to put out a warning. Federal regulators issued a warning saying don't drink chlorine dioxide. Because it doesn't cure autism or HIV or cancer. Like, stop.

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Hey, Ramundo, will you pull up, Sister Hazel? I think they're a country band now. They are? Now that I say that out loud, I'm not certain. I loved them back when I was a kid. Yeah. But. You know B-sides.

Like, you know the... Yeah, I was Sister Hazel. Deep tracks. Sister Hazel was an American. alternative rock band from Gainesville, Florida was named after Sister Hazel Williams, a local missionary who ran a homeless shelter. Wow. How about that? I love that. Yeah, here we go.

This is All for You. Is that the name of the song? Check it up. Remember this jam? Oh, yeah. Finally I figured out. There it is. Yeah. Finally I figured out, but it took a long, long time. Now there was a ton of about

maybe cause I'm trying. If they're still a band, if they're doing music, they can come in and play. I'm cool if they'll play this song and they can do one of their country songs. Yeah. Not even sure. I'm not. Mike, are they a country band now? Oh, they are?

Seems like I heard that. Hmm. Okay. Oh, cool. There's an official. I'm not even really doing interviews anymore on this show. I'm kind of over it. How many times can interview the same person?

We just got these cute interview chairs. I know, but I'm like, how many times can interview the same person? 72 times? Well, I mean, there's a first time in this chair. That's true. You know who I do have coming up Friday. is Red Aiken's. Boom.

That'd be cool. Yeah. Because I actually don't think we've... We haven't. And I know him a little bit. Boom. Look at Ramundo with the audio. So he's going to come in.

Love him. And he's going to hang out and talk and play some songs. So that's good. And I'm going to bring Cody Allen in next week too. So to me, I'm like, I've had it. I mean, I'm going to have the same artist in. 11,800?

Because I've done it. So, otherwise I'm not doing any interviews anymore. I'm done. But Sister Hazel... I bring them in. Invite, okay. Just for me. I wouldn't even been on the radio.

I don't feel like that song. No, they can be on the radio if they want. Shit. Bobby Blum, too. Oh, yeah. This 71-year-old grandmother beat a half-marathon world record. She's 71. What's a good time, Amy?

For you in a half marathon. Half marathon? Two hours and 15 minutes. This 71-year-old grandmother ran 13.1-1-1-month. miles in one hour and 37 minutes. Amazing. Cruising, man. That's awesome.

She now owns the age group world records in both the half marathon and marathon distance. Pretty cool. Rocking it. I love watching those guys that are over 100 run sprints too. You ever see those on the internet? Yeah, that's amazing. They're going that fast, but they're chugging. Right.

Hard. Yeah, that's cool. We're done. Amy, what's going on today? Today, I haven't done this in like forever. And in fact, I know I've told you all I haven't weighed myself in forever. I don't know how much I weigh. but I'm having all my things done on my body,

like body fat and different things to see if I'm making progress because I'm working out really hard. So I'm having that time. I'm a little nerve. I think I'm just going to be like, keep all the information yourself and we'll track it. Are you feeling healthy right now? Yeah, I'm feeling healthy and feeling strong,

but I think there's some things I need to alter. Like maybe I'm not. It's also going to help me get maybe some things my body needs. Like, do I need to add a little bit more protein? Because I feel like I'm working hard, but not really... Me, Any muscle? You need that meat.

I've been adding meat. I've been getting the meat. Yeah. What about you? Brett Young is coming over to the house today for a Bobbycast. Oh, cool. In case you didn't know. Yeah.

We're probably going to sing that together. Oh, good. Yeah. Trying the lights down in the studio in my house. Just you too? Just us? Yeah, no microphones. Oh.

Just licking each other's eyes. Because you didn't know. So he's going to come over today. That'd be a good one. We may put that up tonight. Yeah. So subscribe to the Bobbycast. and that'll pop up in your feed tonight

and listen to that if you want to and thanks. We just appreciate you. We'll see you on Thursday's show. We got a draft tomorrow. The draft will be the sad songs draft. Yep. Think about it all night long. Ooh, I'll ask Brett his opinion.

Does he have any sad songs? Or do they just sound sad because they're slow? They're all kind of sad, aren't you? They're like lovies. They're like lovies slow. In case you didn't... What's another one of his songs? In case you already knew.

No. There's the, and when I don't know, there's a moment. Running down the hall. Because I want to run to that hall. That's not right young. The one I'm singing? I don't think so. All right, well, there you have it, folks.

I will see you on. See you want to go. He has like a hundred songs. I don't know. That's it. Yeah, that's one. Right? Yeah.

Mercy. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. Just kill me. In case you didn't know. Mercy just kill me. Yeah. Yeah, he has a sleep without you as one you're thinking about.

Yeah, that's it. Oh, that's it? Okay. Listen to him yourself. You don't want us singing enough. We try. I want to run through the halls of the high school. I want to scream at the top of my lungs.

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