The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox’s Big Tax Refund Reveal & Beef Between Show Members

Episode Date: April 18, 2017

Lunchbox reveals his big tax refund amount and show member 'beef' exposed! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Thank you. Kelly is on. Kelly, good morning. Morning. What can I help you with? So I need some Judge Common Sense. Let me get my gavel out here. Okay.

You have it? I'm ready with the gavel. Here we go. Here are ye. Judge Comitense is ready. What do you need? All right. So I've been living with my roommate for about eight or nine months.

And she is so messy. Like she leaves dishes in the dish, sink. Like, she has papers all over the dining room. I don't even go in the living room. And it's just everything is everywhere. Like my only space is like my room, okay? But yet I'm still paying for like half a, like an apartment, right? And so my birthday is this coming weekend.

So I have family that's coming in in town. and it's only a brother and a sister so they're staying at my house. Judge Comitza's time is running short. I need you to get to your question, please. Yeah, and so I don't know. I want to ask her if she can just kind of like stay clean for the weekend

because I clean up all of the time. But I was just wondering how I would approach asking her if she can just stay clean only because I don't want to make her feel on- Judge Comitin's heard enough. Thank you very much. Okay, cool. All right. Let me tell you what the problem is. The problem is not your messy roommate.

The problem is you staying with the messy roommate. She's not going to change who she is. You want her to not be messy when your parents are in town? You got to keep her not messy. This is on you. So if you want her to not be messy, you've got to cover for her while your parents are in your family's in town. Yeah.

Well, I always do, but she just always tells me that that that's just who she is. It is who she is, and she's always going to be that person, and you're not going to change her, and you can ask her nicely, and if she wants to do great, but you've been living with her for nine months, and she hasn't changed, she's not going to change now, you got to get out or you got to live with it. And it didn't matter if your parents are coming

or if they're not coming. And I know that's not what you want to hear, but sometimes Judge Common Sense feeds you the pill of uncomfortable. Yeah. So you have to do extra and make sure she's clean and clean for her. Okay, and clean up after her again.

Again, same as always. All right. You can't milk a cow and expect Mountain Dew. Okay. Think about that one. Never heard that before. Just made it up. Think about it pretty deep if you ask me.

Pretty true. Yep. You can't sit with a cow that always gives milk, like her roommate's always messy. And expect something different, like Mountain Dew. Wow. Right. Yeah. Dropping knowledge bombs.

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Again, not a trained dog. The police force in Missouri hadn't had a canine since the 90s. And some of the officers were like, hey, let's get a dog. And they were like, well, we can't just get a dog to take care of it. We have to actually give it something to do because we can't just pay for it. So they trained it. And he's had seven drug busts in a month. Whoa.

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So jealous, lunchbox. Did you go watch Adam Sandler last night? Yes. So there's a whole week of Comedy Festival. So we're here, and it started last night, and Adam Sandler and David Spade taped a Netflix special last night at the Opry. Oh, wow. And it runs all the way through me on Saturday night, and it's comedy all week. It's part of this comedy festival.

And they were like, hey, you should come, because I'm part of the festival. It was like, 7.30, it starts. There's no way I can go. I have to go to bed at eight. Well, I didn't work out anyway because my dog was sick, but lunchbox went last night. And I was like, oh, I'm so jealous that I wish I would, like, stay up and, like, have a little bit of irresponsibility, you know? I just want to be kind of irresponsible. But I bet it was awesome, huh?

Man, it was so much fun. I'm out there living life and just laughing. It was two and a half hours, and it was so fun. Who played? Because I know Sandler was the headliner. It was Rob Schneider. Yeah. You can do it.

Yeah. He was like the, I guess you call him the host, the opener, and then he came in between acts. Nick Swartson, and then David Spade and Adam Sandler. And not to nerd out. But Sandler wasn't even supposed to really be what this thing's about. Like, David Spade started the whole tour. Oh, really?

Yeah, and he's the one that got Sandler back out doing comedy again. Oh. But they wanted to shoot a special, so Sandler ended. I bet you David Spade was the best comedian of all of them. Yes, that's exactly what my wife said. She goes, I think I like David Spade the best. It's his show. But they wanted to shoot a Sanct because he's got the movie deal with Netflix.

They say that people have watched those Netflix-Sandler movies more. I don't believe it. I tried to watch those Netflix movies. They're not that good. Oh, really? I thought about that. But, I mean, I really, I bet the show was awesome. It was so fun.

So good. Really consider like, should I break the rule of bones. Law one says never break the rule of bones. And law two is the rule of bones is don't go to bed late. You've got to have no discipline at some point in your life. At some point, I mean, it was so great. So what time did you get in? I got home at like 10, 20.

How time did you go to bed? Like 11? I say that. I saw about an hour last night because my dog was so sick. So I could have went. My dog was so sick. He's vomiting and pooping everything. everywhere.

It was like good. Well, he's old too. So it's just like, I just, he didn't have a lot of time left. Like, I know that. But it's also like us. I see us in that dog. We're getting older. Yeah, we're getting older.

Hope we have someone to care for us. This is the Bobby Bulls show. Tuesdays, tell me something good right now. All about the positivity. Tell me something good. All right, so everything's going well for Janie Hall. Her and her date was a few. first date. They just had lunch at the Cheesecake Factory in Kansas City. Great meal, in-depth

conversation. I'm talking about A plus first date. Then all of a sudden, the guy that she met online and now they're together, coughed and fell on the floor. I started choking. What? Like, grabbing his throat. So she had worked as a respiratory therapist in the emergency room for 10 years. What are the odds? Yeah. I know what you're about to say. Yeah, well, she gave him CPR and then held us throat a certain way that, like to push down whatever was lodged in so he could breathe through a hole and by then his faint pulse came back

and the pair of masks got there and saved him. He has to marry her. Yeah, maybe. Can't ever break up. She has to do the breaking up. He can never break up with her. That's true. But he can also start to do really bad things and make her break up.

So I think if he just don't feel good in a relationship, is that what y'all do? Yeah. Nope. Don't know anything about that. Just hypothetical. All right, Amy? Okay.

Well, Tim Cox, a pastor from Charlotte, North Carolina. He was diagnosed with this lung disease. There was no cure. He had to get a transplant. Well, he got the transplant. And now he's able to return home to walk his daughter, Melissa, down the aisle, something they did not think would happen. He got the transplant in Cleveland.

He's there recovering. But they're letting him make a special trip home for the wedding. He'll walk down the aisle and then go back to Cleveland. Wow. Boom. Wow. Lunchbox. What can Brown do for you?

That's UPS slogan. And how about save your life? life, this dude in Massachusetts, UPS drivers driving around, got on his stop, he sees the house on fire. He runs up, bangs on the- Oh, my goodness. Yep. There's a family upstairs. They didn't know their houses on fire. They thought someone was barbecuing next door.

And he bangs on the door saying, hey, fire, fire, call 911. It grabs the garden hose. Starts fighting the fire himself. By the time firefighters arrived, he pretty much had it extinguished. Wow. What can Brown do for a view? Apparently a lot. Yeah.

They can never fire in them. Never fire him. Wow. Make him the owner. Ray was talking in the news earlier. They're offering money for the Facebook shooter. Like $50,000. I saw where the Indiana Pacers, because they're in the playoffs,

they're playing Cleveland Cavaliers, they couldn't leave their hotel. Their lockdown? Oh. Yeah, because they're playing in Cleveland. That's right. And they don't know where that guy is. And they're like, you're not allowed out of your hotel. So not only they don't know, too, they got to stay in their hotel.

Did you see the family of the guy that he shot? I did on the news like the next day. Have they been out more? Well, they just were out just, you know, pleading with him to turn himself in. And they said, we forgive you. We just want justice for our dad. That's not someone who's going to be in his right mind enough to hear someone rationally going, hey, turn yourself in. Like he's not rational enough because something snapped or something isn't right.

So he's not. Oh, for sure. That isn't going to work. I hate to be so negative. That's such a big story, though. I'll do this. How about this guy? The real life, Forrest Gump.

Did you see him? No. He, like, ran all the way across the country to the Boston Marathon. Ran the Boston Marathon. It was like... Running home? Yeah. What?

Tell me the route that you have run right into the marathon. Mobile, Alabama, via the base to the south to Santa Monica Pier, then Vegas, Phoenix, North Texas, Tennessee, and then all the way up the East Coast to here. And you're finished in two hours of 59 minutes. I think so, yeah. Can I ask you, where? Why you run for us, I just felt like running.

That's awesome. What? And, you know, if you're waking up and you're like, what does that mean? Oh. Hey, check out this old movie called Forrest Gump. It's awesome. The best. Might be the best movie of our lifetime.

Yes. Maybe. Bobby Bonchard. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Congratulations to Jason Aldeen. He's got a new number one.

Any old Barstall is at the top of the charts. Sam Hunt's Body Like a Backroad is now at number two and Josh Turner's hometown girl at number three. Also, congratulations to Cassidy Bentley, Dirk's wife. She completed the Boston Marathon yesterday. She did it in three hours, 29 minutes, and 41 seconds. How long did you run your marathon in? It took me four hours and like 30 minutes.

So she beat me by a full hour, and that is impressive. And she also raised a bunch of money too. She did. Over $20,000 for Safe Haven, a homeless shelter in Nashville. So, congrats Cassidy. Super proud of you. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny.

Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day. This story comes to us from Gainesville, Florida. A 34-year-old man was arrested after breaking into a house, found no one was home. She was like, let me see what they got in the fridge. Found some chicken, found some beer. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I like playing guess what happens. This is our new thing here. I'm going to guess this is buried. is it Goldie locks in the three bears whenever she gets and takes a nap in the right bed? Yeah. I'm going to guess that he like takes a nap and they find him. He took a shower. Oh!

And then he got the chicken out of the fridge and was frying up some chicken on the stove when the lady got home. Oh, no. Saw him through the window. Called police. And he was sitting down and enjoying a meal. Oh, but okay. Well, he was just sitting at eating. Yeah.

Like, lucky's going to get shot. Right. She saw him through the window so she knew not to go in. If I would have been her and I would have had a gun, I would have shot him. Okay. He's lucky he wasn't shot. If she'd have been carrying and someone's in your house that you don't know, I think I'd probably shoot him.

I'm going to call 911. See, I'm from Arkansas. We react slightly different. Yeah. All right. I didn't win that one, though. No, you didn't win next time. I'm lunchbox.

That's your bonehead story of the day. Next time. Next time on the bonehead. Love it. Bobby Ball Show I'll tell you, I was up. I was a lady that said, my dog is sick, but

it was a crazy night anyway. It was a Bobbycast, which is the show I do from my house. And Jake O'N came over. And there isn't an artist, maybe beside Brad, but even then, Jake and I had mutual friends

before I moved to Nashville that I've known longer than Jake. And Jake and I have been great, and then we've not been great. And we got into a fight last night in the middle of the Bobbycast I mean straight up I mean you could tell you guys are close to each other

and comfortable enough to say whatever to each other Absolutely and that's what it was There's no I'm gonna say you can go to IHeartRadio and search Bobbycast you can go to iTunes and search Bobbycast and subscribe But it was Jake and I for 90 minutes And we are so comfortable that we got into a fight On it because it was a couple of things One I was like dude when you were talking to

trash about me in Dallas? And then he was like, dude, how can you be pimping joy? And they're talking bad about people. And it just, it was going back and forth. Yeah. And it was awesome. Yeah, it's pretty awesome. Did you hear it?

I watched it. I watched the Facebook Live, dude. It was awesome. It was so real that I was uncomfortable and I love it when things get uncomfortable because that means it's real life. Yeah. It's very awkward. And so I, it was really a great one to me.

I put it down as a great one. It was a great one. It seemed, I only got, like, the last 25 minutes of the Facebook feed so I could see him and y'all. And he was just, like, I'm glad we cleared the air. He's like, I really needed to know what was up your skirt. And I was like, what? Bobby had something up his skirt. I'm like, what went down?

Well, it was all that. Okay, I need to go. I'm going to go listen to it today. So, yeah, after the show, listen to it. But, like, it started. It started off. Him interviewing me. Yeah.

A lot of it, yes. And then I was like, wait a minute. Wait, that. You're in my house. And then it flipped. But we went from, and Mike D. produces our phone screener. And so Jake Owen's at the house.

We're hanging out. And Mike D's like, I don't know where this thing was going. The whole time he was like, I was on tilt the whole time. I didn't know where you guys were going. And so that's why I like. Like, that's just honest, human interaction. It's not always beautiful. And it wasn't.

No. And there were times of both of us looked like real losers in that conversation last night. But it needed what? You feel, I don't know. How did you, you were a loser? There were times where both of us looked like d-bags. Of course. Okay.

It was like two brothers just going at it. Like, just cashing everything out. Everything. And like cashing all the chips too. Oh, yeah. It was Jake O'clock and I just going at it. But it was like, you're my longest friend. How could you do that to me?

It was crazy. That's all I was like. Just go to the Bobbycast, go on iTunes and subscribe. Yeah, lunch, lunch, you know it's good when I'm at dinner with the wife and I'm getting text from Ray, Ray Mend, and he's like, are you guys watching the Facebook live of this Jake Owen Bobby's situation? He goes, oh my gosh, Jake just said this.

Oh, Bobby just said this. And he's giving us a play-by-play through text message of what is going on. And so I'm like, okay, this must be a real good one. If people are making comments about a podcast, you know life's going right with the podcast. People don't care. People don't care about the show.

Really? Like, we try to be a part of people's lives and we try to be your friend that you drive to work. But you have real important stuff to worry about in your life. I've got kids to get to school. You got to work on time. You got it. So anyway, it's up there.

You can search it on iTunes. It's not on Facebook anymore. We do it live, but then we pull it. Oh, okay. So you got to go listen to the podcast. Okay. We need those. You got to get those downloads.

Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. I mean, it's one of the first things I wanted to talk to you about this morning. So, yeah. What do you want to know? I mean, no. I mean, apparently I need to go listen. Oh.

So how do you end it? Like, is it like, you're cool when you're leaving? It was absolutely the best we've been in three years. We sat down at the bottom of the stairs and talked for probably half an hour afterwards. Bobby guest part two? Tim's Joy to comment. What do you mean? No, no.

Oh, yeah, but it wasn't recorded. We just, like, talked. And so, yeah, but then we talked to have to music, too. I mean, here's Jake talking about barefoot bluegy night. My first two albums, I wrote every song, everything. And it wasn't until I recorded Barefoot Blue Gene Knight and heard the Eric Pouselais singing the demo on it. I was like, yeah, this sounds like me. And I didn't write it.

It sounds like me. What a lot of people don't know either, like, when you come to town, when you're coming to town and you're just a guy that is trying to make it and be validated as a great, like, I wanted people in town to be like, man, have you heard this J.K.? He's a great singer. He's a great songwriter. I felt like in order to get that buzz happening, I had to write my own songs and write with other songwriters and show that I could do that. So if you're into music, it's there, but if you're also into like hearing old friends, like put it all out there. Yeah, it's up there too. It's the Bobby cast.

Yeah, it was amazing and awful at the same time. Yeah, yeah. So now that Len is over, everybody's back to the roll ways. Lunchbox, have you been watching street fights or buzzer beaters? Yeah, I'll confess that first thing I told Eddie this morning, hey, check out this fight from Walmart, dude. Look it out. It's crazy. It was like a California Walmart, and there's like 15, 20 people just brawling in the middle of Walmart.

How do you? So for Lent, Lunchbox's game. gave up watching street fights and buzzer beaters, you know, basketball games. Okay. That's what he would watch all show long. Just nonstop. And he would just find hundreds of them. I don't know how you.

I've never seen one. You never seen a fight? No, not on like... You want me to send you the link? I don't. But like, how do you find so many? How can you just type it in? There's websites.

There's not one source. Not one source. You get them all over. It's the internet. I mean, they got everything. Wow. The internet does have everything. This thing called YouTube.

A lot of people post the YouTube. Eddie, I know yours was... Yeah, don't be negative. And now I'm a little bit back to be negative. Are you? No. I'm really not. I'm trying my best to keep everything positive.

Yeah? Yeah. Just have a good outlook on life. When did your folks leave? They leave Wednesday. They haven't left yet. Oh, they're still here. Yeah, they're still here.

They're hanging out. Are you good with that? Yeah. I like having them around. They only come up to Nashville, maybe like three times a year. But, I mean, we're nearing them being here a long time now. we have we all have an understanding one they can't stay at our house or they don't stay at our house that's an understanding they'd stay at a hotel and the second is we don't over-extend the five-day

period that's it they leave wednesday they got here on friday at day four though it starts getting a little dicey okay like a little bit so that would me now probably today's the last day I think everybody has to kind of just space out a little bit are you having to entertain them a lot no or they just take the kids and they're entertaining with your kids all they want to do is go take the kids of school and pick them up and go take them for ice cream. I was just, Eddie's voice is a little like oh, I'm so happy with them being here.

Both of you guys? Let me just be for both these two guys here. Yeah, Lynn, so you do it too. You do it with your wife. Oh, I do not. Yes, you do. You're doing it right. And he always gets this thing like, me, me. You both have these ways that you talk whenever you don't really

want to say something. That's okay, because we all do it. Yeah. I don't I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, come on. You're like this. You're like, no, it's great. They come three or four times a year. Today's tax day, by the way.

I know. Big day. I know. What do people say is the most difficult part of taxes? Pain them. Most difficult? Adding up how much they get back. Understanding IRS terms.

Yeah. Because it's trying to read that piece of paper. Sometimes you're like, what? Do I sign here? Does somebody else? I'm here. Which number do I? And you know when they simplify it. Everything, every government document

period is so complicated. The IRS says that about one third of Americans will wait until the absolute last minute to put their taxes in the minute. Like, some people why I'm just started. Like they'll wait until like today, because it has just to be postmarked. Yes. At some point today before midnight. And the U.S. Postal

Service is extending hours today to help out, you know, with these proposinators. They should go noon and work out. Noon. Yeah. Just so people will get up off. Because, I mean, it's a procrastinator's paradise. And so everybody's waiting.

Probably doing him at work today. We'll talk about Lunchbox's got a big announcement in about an hour about how much he's getting back this year. And it's always some astronomical number that we're like, that's not even real. And every year he gets it back. And every year he gets one step closer to being put in the pen of tentary. I won't say that.

You got an email? I did. What's to say? From a listener who was talking about yesterday with you, and Lindsay and all of us being married and you're like, what is this deal with our relationship? How's it going to evolve? Well, it's just like I said,

my girlfriend doesn't laugh as hard at my jokes anymore. Right. And I don't think I'm getting less funny. Let me be honest with you. I just think things start to wear. And I'm like, how do you guys do it? Like, it just nothing's, like, she didn't think it was funny. Now what's next?

She didn't think I was good looking. You know? So anyway, go ahead. Okay, so Angel sent me this email. The subject was, tell Bobby relationships develop. Amy. Relationships develop over time. Even the friendship with everyone on this show.

No different than him and Lindsay or him and you. Over the years, things change. Can't be helped. Isn't a bad thing. Angel. Huh. See, it's not bad. Relationships develop.

Hey, Angel, thank you for the email. Amy always wonders how Lindsay feels. Yeah. Like, when we talk about stuff on the air. Like yesterday's segment, I don't, if she heard it, like, does that cause conversation at home? She's on the phone right now. Oh. Hello?

Oh, hey. Hi. Hey. Hey, so Amy wonders how you feel. Like yesterday when we were talking about how you don't laugh on my jokes as much anymore. Like when we talk about stuff like that, how do you feel? I mean, we talked about it the night before a little bit, but I just don't want you to be scared or worried. Like, just because we're comfortable with each other and more in sync.

I think that's a good thing. See? She makes it positive. She makes everything positive. I mean. Bobby's like, don't act like that's annoying. Being positive is great, but what you're saying is, so in the beginning, you just kind of laugh to make him feel good. Now that you're comfortable, you don't need to laugh.

No, at the beginning, like, you're not as used to each other, so you find, like, every little thing funny. And just because we're more used to each other, it doesn't mean I don't think you're funny. I still think you're really funny and I love your personality. It's just I don't laugh at every single little thing. But that's not a bad thing. It's not even just a joke, but that's what I told. man, because I had her laughing really hard, right? And I was like, it's rare that I can get you in this spot because...

But that's not true. Because she used to, like, I used to be much funnier to her. But it's like that when you meet somebody new and they're like, oh, this guy's hilarious. You hang around them a lot. It's not as hilarious anymore because you get used to the comedy. You kind of know what's coming. And so I had her, and she was laughing. I was like, oh, and that's when it was such a good moment that turned into a bad moment.

Because I was like, you don't laugh like this much anymore. Br-oh. Or you take it as a good thing. thing and you're like, oh, you don't laugh like this as much anymore, but I just got a big laugh out of you, and that's awesome. I told I have to work harder, and I don't like it. There's a laugh. You got a laugh. Here being funny.

You know, she told me yesterday, she's like, I'm never going to fake laugh. And I was like, you better not. So you can tell when I fake laugh. Right. You can tell it when Lunchbox fake laughs too. He does it. What do you mean? What do I fake laugh at that? I remember the Tim McGraw interview, and he's like, Tim McGrath goes, yeah, I got here about an hour going, he's like, yeah, so.

All right. Is Cindy fake laughing right now? I don't know. Maybe she's so good at it, I don't know. All right. Thank you. Have a good day. Anything else you want to add?

Be happy. I am happy. I'm so happy. Don't be scared. We're fine. We're good. Okay, so she's good. She's convincing me on the air that our way.

We're fine. All right. Thank you. Have a good morning. All right. Bye, guys. Bye, bye. Well, that confirms.

Confirms what? Well, she can handle what she, like, I don't know if the way we talk about on the show causes conflict, but it doesn't. She's like, whatever. You got to talk about it. That's the rule. No matter what it is, how personal you talk about it is. Put it out there. Right, everybody?

Yeah. There you go. If you're ever somewhere and you're trying to find the show on IHeart Radio and you want to listen live, just search for IHeart Country Channel on IHartRadio, you can hear the show live from wherever you are. You know, we do segments. We try to highlight positivity. And Eddie has requested an ICU to do himself, which is kind of rare, but for his kids, no less. So here we go. Recognizing people, doing cool things.

It's ICU. So my two kids, junior and junior junior, one is nine years old, one is three. For Easter tradition, we stuff eggs, we color them, we put confetti in them, and we sometimes put a $10 bill in them. This year, we put one $10 bill, and one of the kids found it. Junior, the nine-year-old. What does he do with the money? He shares it with Junior, Jr., my three-year-old, and they both decide to give it to a homeless man that stands outside of Walmart instead of keeping the money.

Wow. So I see my two boys for giving the money, not keeping it. They're kids. They want toys. Did you have anything to do with this? Absolutely nothing. It was their idea. And that's why it's so awesome.

Junior said, what do we do with the money? Let's share it. Junior, Jr., they look at each other and they say, well, let's give it to someone. Okay, my nine-year-old says There's the homeless guy Stands outside of Walmart Let's just give it to him Dude, that's so awesome

That's special And he did I was so proud of my kids For being that way So I see you did I see my two kids Yeah I see you

There's some drama That someone on the show doesn't know about And I don't know if I should bring it up Or not Because they walk someone else On the show Let's just vote

Why do we keep doing this Let's just vote Do we want it out there Yes or no Because I think someone's going to be like What and it's just going to be a thing. But I think it, go ahead.

Let's vote. Everybody who wants to know it, say aye. Aye. Okay, that's it. Two to one, Amy. I don't want beef? By the way, I'm glad you said beef. Oh.

Here's a question for you. What's plural a beef? That's easy. Easy. Oh, okay, go ahead, lunchbox. It's beefs. Beefs, Eddie. Correct.

Beefs. Amy. Beef. Beef. When I'm going to store, I'm buying beef. Wait, what? But I, or, I don't know if it's fight beefs or beef that you eat. But if I go to the store to buy beef, I could buy five things of beef.

I'm still buying beef. I'm not buying five things of beef. The plural of beef is bebes or the V. What? What? Yeah. There you go. I don't think I've ever written that or said that in my life.

How many beaves you got back there? Beaves. I try to not have as many beaves in my life. Like I've been working toward that. Okay. Well, do you want to get this now? You want to play a song first? Well.

I'll play a little song I don't even want the beefs And then let's Someone did something wrong Someone else in the show They're going to feel wronged by it Mr. Bobby Bonds

Okay I just want to talk about a situation that happened In case it comes up Everybody knows, okay? All right All right so Amy's at the grocery store yesterday This is the beef

Oh shoot I didn't want the beef This is my beef Nobody wants the beef Listen Amy's at the grocery store yesterday Right Oh no Oh no Come on, go on.

Oh, no. Let's do the skinny first. I'll let you come up. Oh, look. Lunchbox. Oh. I rattled her. I rattled her.

I rattled her. Amy's cage is rattled. Oh, no. Right. That's not how I thought this is going to be. This isn't beef. She's usually not one of the beaves. Right.

But here, skinny first. Oh, Bob it, Bonesh. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Thomas Rett is selling home team t-shirts to benefit. the 147 million orphans project. That's a charity that he and his wife Lauren support.

There is a limited time, though. You can shop now through April 28th. Just go to Bobbybones.com if you want to see the shirt and get details to shop. You're talking way fast because you were way nervous about what's movie. Oh, well, speaking of beefs, the Rock and Vin Diesel, they buried the hatchet. You know, they had a beef. They had tension.

It was going on for months in their movie, the Fast and the Fury stuff. They fight over who gets the best actions. Take a breath. Who gets the hottest girls? But according to TMZ, The Rock has acknowledged that Vin is top dog, and they're both good for another installment of the series. I think it was all set up anyway. Oh.

Also, I still watched The Fate of the Furies, and I'll watch the next one, too. Okay, cool. Like, you're good. Take a breath. Weren't their characters against each other? They were. That's... The whole beef was out of it.

There you go. Amy, that's your 30-second skinny. Amy goes to the grocery store yesterday. This is so awkward. So you know what it is, Amy? Yes, because I did it. She didn't know I was supposed to know. She didn't know I was going to make this a thing, but it is a thing.

Because when you go to the... This is awkward. Come on, what happened? Amy went to the grocery store yesterday. She walks around the aisle and she sees lunchbox and then runs away because she only talked to them. What? What is why? No, I was saying...

Were you at the grocery store? Yeah. And she sees you and she's like, I don't want... Where are you doing? I don't want to talk to them. Listen. You guys, I have time for this. Wait a minute. You don't have time to say hi to me?

We work together every day. That's what thing. Hey, lunch, nice to see you. You know, I'm on my way out. You know, anything. Instead, you turn your back and sprint away for me. Were you getting soup? Yeah.

Okay. So I walk around and I'm like, I needed to go get something that I was in a hurry. I really didn't need it anyway. And it was almost like seeing lunch. It was like confirmation of like, okay, I don't need to go get that. I just got to go because I got to get it. I'm late. I have to go.

And I didn't have time to talk. So I just turned around into 180 and left and he didn't see me. Wow. And I felt really awkward and weird about it. But I definitely dodged. You know, you dodged the bullet? Like, I mean, come on. You know, sometimes when you dodge talking to someone, but like I dodged my own friend and co-worker, so it was awkward.

And everybody says you're the nice one. See, I'm saying they're like, I'm getting soup and I would love to say, oh, how you know, Amy, how's your afternoon going? Instead, she backs up out of there, okay. So you didn't see me? I didn't see you at all. I had no idea, but guess what? My feelings weren't hurt then, but they're hurt now. Oh. Yeah. Ow, did you feel that? That's my feelings being hurt. But y'all, have you ever just avoided someone sometimes?

Never lunchbox. No, never. Definitely not lunchbox. Yeah, no, I was walking from arm around. It'd be like having a good day today. It could just turn into a long conversation with me. I'm the one that would start talking and I'm the one that would talk more and I just needed a go. I was saving myself. All right. Everybody knows. Lunchbox, I'm sorry.

We know. I voided you. Oh, no. Sorry, bud. Raging idiot time. Raging idiots, world premiere. Feeling so old. Back hurts and neck hurts.

Let me tell you story. Cried a little this morning. What? I found gray in my hair. Oh, man. New wrinkle on my forehead. Back pain from my chair. Oh.

I did it. new workout. So off like three weeks. I finish in the bathroom, but my junk still leaks. My body's feeling so old. These kids around me don't know that Justin Timberlake used to be in a band. What?

I can't stop the age, and I remember page, and now I have lots of kids, and I'm driving a van. My body's getting old. I got some of that Come on. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Some of that mold of vitamin, you know what I'm saying? Come on, Bobby Bones show. I got a lot to say today.

First of all, I want to say, What's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? A former, now former, Walmart assistant manager has been charged in a staged robbery of $400,000 from his own store. This is an unbelievable story. The plot included him getting shot.

It's just part of it. Like, you shoot me. It looks like I wasn't in on it, right? That's always a good way to go. A man walked into the store, pointed a gun at him, demanded he put cash from the Walmart safe into a trash can, then forced the manager at gunpoint out of the store. He then shot the manager in the arm and left the scene.

The shooter and an unidentified accomplice drove home in Baltimore, divided up the money, setting aside a share for the Walmart manager. Wow. What's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? But it's kind of smart. He got caught, so it wasn't that smart. I know.

But the plan was kind of smart to get shot so it doesn't look like you're in on it. Yeah. So. But it wasn't smart because he got caught. Yeah. That's commitment though. I mean, would you let someone shoot you? Nope.

No. But that's why it's what's wrong with people. Like who's what's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? Here's another thing too. We got to stop with these crazy promposals. Now, in our day, we just awkwardly, like, we go probably. We got to, here.

A police dash cam video posted on Facebook. shows that Georgia police officer stopping two teens in a white pickup truck. Pulls them over. He says, I need you guys to get out. The driver is a teenage boy. The passenger is a girl around the same age. The officer says, can I search the vehicle? This is awesome.

The officer then comes back with a bag of what looks to be marijuana. Both teens are denying the drugs. So then the officer hands a bag containing a small slip of paper to the girl and says, does this look like weed do you? After looking at the note, she smiled. It says prom say yes or you're under arrest. Oh, that's so cute. That's so good.

Bobby, you have to love that one. Mm-mm. I mean, I know. What? Why? How do you like that one? I don't like. Oh.

Well, is that his dad a police officer or what? I don't know what the relationship is. You never seen any of this? I have no idea with that. It's not my way. I mean, you tell me that, tell me that smell. It's all right. It's all right.

Trust me. We're here in front of cameras and everything else. You, that look like weed to you? Oh my God. I'm afraid the man's still going to need an answer. Flash and red light, man needs an answer. Like, it makes me smile, but here's the thing. They're going to continue to get bigger and more nutty until somebody gets hurt.

On top of a building doing a one-legged handstand going, where you go to a problem with me? Whoa, boom. Like, they just get crazier. Now we're back. We have cops pulling kids over going, this is a narcotics arrest. Yeah, I know. Okay, that's a little. And imagine the girl.

She's terrible. She's like, I'm going to jail and this isn't even my drug. What if she starts confessing the drug she really has? Lots of things could have happened. Didn't think about that. What if she doesn't stop running? Exactly.

Again, nothing happened. And it doesn't let me smile. I'm going to be honest with you. It's pretty dark cute. I smiled because everything worked out. But you're right. I mean, we need to be safe. It's like when I was talking about,

we need to stop these asking celebrities to prom. We need to stop with these nutty promosals. I mean, the celebrity thing I get, like, okay, stop doing it. They're getting outrageous. There's literally a narcotics arrest right here on the video. April, the draft that had the baby on YouTube, broke Lady Gaga and Zane's YouTube records. What? Yeah.

That many people cared about the draft. She gave birth for 66 days. I mean, that's a long time. That's a heck of a pregnancy. Well, she didn't give birth that long. We waited. We were watching. We live streamed.

It was the second most live channel on YouTube history. and so Wow Yeah And so beat Lady Gaga Gaghan A couple of others Yeah

Now they're naming it as a contest What would you name the giraffe Because I'd probably name it Like Jerome the giraffe Oh wait I don't know if it's a boy or girl Which is weird Because I watched it

I watched it be born But I still don't know I don't know I don't care I don't care Oh you could do a unisex name Like Bobby Yeah

Bobby bones Yeah No but it's just be like A giraffe name? Like April? No. Like Janine, the giraffe. Like Gerald. That's to be some sort of alliteration, I think.

I think that ends up winning. Yeah. Like, Gerard. Like Mark McGrath, the giraffe. Mark McGrath, the giraffe. That's pretty good. You're saying. Mark McGrath.

Someone had been a clear coffee that won't stain your teeth. Oh, that's great. That's a great invention. Except for how do they do that? Well, there's clear coffee. It just won't on sale. It's a mixture of coffee. beans and water, it'll cost you almost $40 to get a five-pack. And I don't know, this is not a

commercial. I don't even, I don't like coffee, so it's not a commercial. Sounds expensive. CLR-C-F-F-F dot com. But apparently it's white, like clear coffee. Is there, do you guys have have trouble with your teeth and coffee? Sure. Yes. You do? Like when you go to the dentist, do they get on to you for coffee? Most people that drink coffee, you have to deal with stained teeth or teeth whining or something. The newspaper said that taste is strong, like potent. cold brew. So it's real. Remember when Crystal Pepsi came out?

Oh, that was so weird. Big deal. It looked like 7-0, but it tastes like Pepsi. Yeah. Didn't Coke have one too? Is it clear? Clear Coke. Probably.

Yeah, that's what it was called. Clear Coke. Let's do an ICU. Wow. 7.52 per mile. That's pretty legit. That's balling. That's crazy fast considering you have to run 26 miles. And then a marathon 26.2?

Yeah, 26.2. Yeah, she was hauling. Listen, I'll go and I'll run. I hate running. And I'll go and if I do seven and a half minute miles, I'm like, that's pretty good. If I'm running four or five miles. Yeah. She did that for 25 miles. It's a long way.

That's what I do if I'm being timed for like a mile and it's like, go as fast as you can. I'm like, okay. She also raised over $22,000 for Safe Haven family shelter. And so lunch, you were a runner-runner, like in high school. Yeah. What was your event? In track, I did the mile two-mile. So what would you run a mile, just one mile?

My fastest mile ever was 427. Whoa. Wow. That's fast. Lunchbox is surprisingly really fast. Oh, he runs like a deer. Yes. That's what you should do if you don't do radio.

A long time ago we did this show. There was a girl. She was probably like 12. Middle school. And she was like the champion. And lunchbox, you can't beat me. And then the whole school comes out, right? Hundreds of people.

And we live on the radio. Lunchbox gets out and runs a mile and dominates her and beats her and she cries. And he does live on the radio. It just crushes her. And I grabbed the trophy and I said the track is my domain. He's an adult man. She was like 12. The whole.

What's wrong with you? It was just the beginning. Every time. Lunchbox will be revealing his tax return and how much money he's getting coming up in about 15 minutes. Now we have something called IHeart Radio All Access And I hope you at least check it out if you have IHart Radio And so every week we pick an IHart Radio All Access song of the week

This week it is Love in a Bar from Ryan Hurd Recommend you check out this song Love in a Bar from Ryan Hurd And check out iHart Radio All Access too You know sometimes if somebody says something ridiculous We call each other out We're like hey that's kind of ridiculous what you're doing You guys call me out a lot I feel like lunchboxes

called out a lot I do think it's time Amy you get called out Oh good Just for a second Because I think a little A little bit You're being ridiculous

About your husband And him wanting a Samsung phone Oh Because I think the phones are kind of cool I've been looking at him No way I have You have not

I have You will not part from your Apple I do I love the iPhone But I'm telling you I You have to sometimes go Just because I'm in the habit

of doing something doesn't mean it's the right thing to do. And Amy's husband wants a Samsung, and she makes fun of him. And I think it's kind of cool. I was looking online. And they had him in Fate of the Furious. Yeah. Yeah.

During the scene of the movie, yeah, he pointed that out to me. The main bad girl, Charlie's thereon, he's like, check out her phone. I'm like, yeah. Yeah, all I'm saying is Apple is starting to fall off a bit. Really? Have you guys not noticed this? No. I'm not very smart with the technology thing, so I don't really notice the difference

between the Apple and the Samsung and the flip phone and the Nokia and the razor. I need to get me a Samsung and try this out. No way. You are not. All I'm saying is let him do it first and then. Your husband? Yeah, because he's already doing it. I guess one of his good friends that he thinks is so cool has one.

And he's like, Todd has one. I'm like, not everything Todd does is amazing. Todd. Todd. Todd. That's his man and Todd. Yeah. So I'm like, okay, well, if Todd has one, then okay.

I think they're kind of cool, though, and I've been reading up about it. I just think you should not be so judgmental. That's all I'm saying. And your husband's basically the rock of real life. Like, he's Dwayne Johnson of our real life. So. Do you head of the curve here? Like, is he?

Yeah, probably. I cannot believe you're considering a song. I am, because I was looking up, but I think they're pretty cool. Okay. That's all I'm saying. Okay. There's a bobby cast up of Jake going to myself. Jake came to the house last night.

And to me, it's one of my favorite. favorite ones ever because it gets really comfortable and then uncomfortable. Jake and I've known each other for a long, long time. And we've had great times. We've had an arc of a friendship. And at one point, there's a fight in the middle of the podcast. Here. We were friends at the time.

What do you mean? I'm still your friend, dude. Don't say that. No, we've definitely had, because we're both very. Because you're weird, dude. You're the weirdest human beings ever. I'm not as weird as you are, dude. Oh, my God.

It goes on the real. That is awesome. It goes off the round. That's just a little bit, boys. So, on IHart Radio or on iTunes, you can subscribe to the Bobbycast show at my house. We talk about music and a lot of stuff, but...

You got some more of that? Give me some more of that drama. You have to go listen to it. And subscribe and rate it nicely, if you don't mind. But it's there and there's that part, but it's really good. Like, Jake opens up about a lot of stuff. Yeah. But so it's 90 minutes long of us just talking about life.

And he interviews me for the first 20 minutes, which was weird. It wasn't the plan, but he's like, dude, tell me about this. But anyway, it's up if you want to hear it. Okay. So, and he calls me out on things, just as I called him out on things. Like, it got into it. He's like, you sometimes, for the guy that's pimping joy, you sometimes like, do you stir some drama? And it's, I was like, oh, that's a good point. Let's talk about it. It was good. I hope you subscribe to the Bobby Castle and listen to it. Because both of us called each other right out and we had our address on front street, one front street.

And then by the end of it, we were like, I'm glad we talked about that. Downstairs. After we do this, there's always a downstairs talk. Oh, most of the, after the body cast? Every one, every show. There's always a debriefing. I wonder about that. I always walk down because it's done, the bobbycasses done in my house upstairs.

You're not just like, see you. Thanks for coming. My V continues to post it. There's no editing ever done to it. It's the only rule, no editing. And so I walked down and we talked. It's like, hey, cool. and then we hung up like 15 minutes.

And he was like, because you'll hear on that. Like, he feels pressure when he comes in here. Yeah. And you can tell. And he talks about it. He talks about it. And so it's good. Okay.

About music. I mean, he also talks a lot about music, too. So it's like him talking about alone with you. And what's funny is Shane McInelly wrote this song. And I told him for a year before I recorded it. I didn't even have it on hold. I was just like, dude, I love that song. I was like, I hate the line in it.

You got edge every time you call. I sing and change the lyrics You've got me out on the edge Every time you call You know what he said originally in that line? No kidding You've got me running with scissors Down the hall

There's so many times I hear songs I'm like I love it, love it, love it, love it, love it What did you just say? I'm like, uh-uh If I hear one thing that it'll throw me off So that's in there, it's Bobbycast It was a good call A good change maybe

Lug's tax return coming up next What are you doing? Oh, Eddie put the camera in front of me, so I'm just making sure I look good on camera for the big announcement. All that seems like fixing his hair into the camera. Yeah. All right. All right, so let me get a drum roll, please.

So this is the thing, lunchbox every year does his own taxes. So what he does is he reveals how much he's getting back. It's always some crazy amount. And we're always like, how do you get back so much money? Now, there are three reasons to how he gets it back, but he always delivered. Like in the past, it's been like $9,000, $11,000. But without any further ado, lunchbox will now reveal how much money he's getting back and his tax returns after doing his own taxes.

And you always say, how do I get it done? Well, let's just say I took accounting back in college and my accounting professor was an amazing man. He taught me a lot of things about accounting, what you need to write off or business expenses, things like that, and how to get the most out of your tax return. the legal way. And so... The drummer's getting tired, dude.

That's where I got my skills. All right, so here it is. Let me start it over. Lunchbox will now reveal how much he's getting back on his taxes. For the year of 2016 tax return, lunchbox will be getting back $9,364. I would like to say I'm not complicit in any way with any of this. Well, where's there...

I just don't... I don't buy it. Here, let's try that again. It's less than years past. Like normally it's like, I don't know, 12, 13,000. So I don't know. I'm starting to do something right. But 9,364.

I mean, we're happy for you. No, you're not. Everybody's mad at me like, oh, I'm so jealous and I'm mad at you because everybody's giving me looks like you jerk. No, we're not jealous. We're worried. You're going to go to jail. It's one of two things.

One, you're paying in way too much. And you're letting the government hold your money. Yeah. And you're getting no interest. And you're just giving, like, hold it. You're like, take my money, government. Because it's called a refund. Yes.

You could put it in the bank and make interest on that. Or you're doing it wrong, and they're going to come back for it all eventually. No, if I'm doing it wrong, then my accounting professor was doing it wrong, and he was a professor. And that's what you're going to tell him in court. Yeah, if he's a professor, he knows what he's doing. Interesting. He has to be an honest cat to be a professor, right? Yeah.

Teaching you the ways. I bet you everybody in my accounting class. this year probably got, you know, a big refunds. It's all the same method. Hey, what was that again? $9,364. Yep. All right.

There we go. Now it's starting to pick up a little bit. All right. I'm worried about you, man. Eddie, I swear to you, he's been doing, this has been a seven-year thing. I know. The law is going to. Have you ever been audited?

Just a question. Not jinxing you or anything. Why are you going to bring that word up? I just asking. You know what he doesn't. No, obviously not. This is crazy. What do you mean?

Obviously not. I'm doing it by the book. No, no. It's an answer the question. Have you ever been audited? No. We didn't hear you. Why do you have to whisper that?

I don't want the government to hear me. Why? Why would you not let the government to hear you? Hey, you know, that's just a hassle. Well, they're hearing you say I got $9,634. Yes. They're hearing that for sure. It's $9,364.

And you have no kids. I got $2. What do you ride off? Man, I ride off gas. Yeah, go ahead. Lottery tickets. Hold on. Cable bill.

You write off lottery tickets. Oh, absolutely. Any download, TV show, airline tickets, movies, anything. If we talk about it. Comedy show, I go to a comedy show.

Boom, I write it off. Meals, if I see a celebrity, and we talk about it, I mean, if I'm at the bar and I buy listeners drinks, I write that off too. Yeah. I write that.

off anything and everything. Like, if I have an outfit that appears in a video, like this outfit right here, ride it off. You mean like any video of the studio? Yeah, that goes up on YouTube. That's a work attire. That's a ride off. Everything you wear is free. No, I bought these jeans.

I bought these shoes. I got this haircut. I couldn't mean ride off. I was trying to write off certain things that I wore and they asked me, could you wear that to the bank? Like, to go pick up? Like, the question they asked me It was really bizarre and I was like, I guess I could wear it to the bank. So, like, it's an everyday outfit, like not a work.

I'm like, oh, geez. No, if I'm like, it's not like a costume. We went to the Aheart Awards. I premiered that outfit on the red carpet. Boom. That's a tax write off. Yeah. Cell phone bill, tax right off, because I make business calls on this thing.

Yep. He does those prank calls sometimes to realtors on his cell phone. We talk about those. Right off. You write off your soccer league? Yeah. Your rec stuff? That's the one you're questionable about.

The soccer league? Hey, I bought them as you've mentioned. I buy new cleats for the soccer league. Boom, right off. My Sam Volleyball League, ride off. I bought a volleyball for our team. That's a ride off. Wow, I mean, your whole life.

So basically you just hand over your check and go right on and off. Yeah. Wow. And how much are you getting back again? 9,364 dollars. Got to give it up. Man with a plan right there. Lunchbox revealed to us a minute ago, he's getting almost $10,000 back.

in his tax return. And it's become a thing. He does his own taxes, and he started listing off all the stuff he was writing off, including his soccer cleats. Since he talks about playing soccer on the air, he's riding off his soccer cleats. Yeah, I've posted them on Instagram,

so that is a show material. That's where listeners go. That's part of work. So basically, you write off every single thing that you buy. Probably about 85% of it. Yeah. I mean, like, sometimes groceries. I don't write those on.

Sometimes grocery? What? Yeah. If you don't talk about the meal that you ate. Right. I mean, there are people on the phone. They're just like. Oh, my goodness.

Christy in Texas, how are you, Christy? Good. How are you? Really good. What do you think? You're hearing lunchbox say all this? Well, I actually used to work for somebody who filed taxes. And some of it is legit that he can write off.

He can write off his plane tickets. He can write off. He can not write off his lottery tickets unless he's giving it to customers and clients. If he goes out to dinner, he can write all that off. He can write off his mileage to and from work. Now, I don't know what he makes yearly, so I can't say if that's legit for him or not, but he is married now, so there is an actual deduction. But I just filed taxes for somebody who made 60 grand last year and somebody else who made over 82,000. You mean they got that much back? No, no, no, that's how much they made last year. Okay. And they are getting between

need $9,000 and $13,000 back on their taxes. But Lodgepokes are running off soccer cleats. Yeah, he's running off his sand... Yeah, he's not run off soccer cleats. He's riding off his stand volleyball league because he talks about it on the radio. No, that's not. Unless he's doing it for business purposes, like actually playing soccer with the league, he can't do that. You hear this?

It's not for business. It's not for business. I do it. I'm doing it so I can talk about it on the show. Yeah, he does it to talk about it. But that's not why you do it. And did you hear a... I can write off when I go out to dinner.

Yeah, for business. Hey, I talk about business at dinner. Danielle in Florida? Yes. Hi, thank you for calling. Of course. What would you like to say? Backpacking off hers with the meals.

He can technically only write out 50% of the meals that are for business, but you can't even take off the whole meal either. And then if he's a W-2 employee, and that's what he pays for you guys. He actually can't write off his mileage to and from work because you choose to live where you live and work where you work. Dang. Get hit with the knowledge ball. Live where you live, work where you work. Hey, she has her beliefs, I have mine.

This is not a belief system. This is the law. It is what it is. He said, now if he wants to pay for advertising or something on his league's shirt or anything like that, he could write it off as advertising, but he cannot write off just because he doesn't. Great. Thank you very much. Put his face on the back.

Daniel's a tax profession. This is our job. I understand. This is my job. Okay. Daniel, nothing. Nothing. I'm not arguing anymore.

You know, bad boys, bad boys What you're going to do? What's you going to do when they come forward? It was just a good year. I did a good job at saving receipts and looking at the boxes, checking some checks and marking some marks and getting some money.

Thank you, Danielle, for the call. I really appreciate that. One year, lunchbox did it on a tax return from the wrong year. Oh, no. And he sent it in and made like $12,000. And it was like, uh, we'll just call this one and watch.

I'm not going to say anything about this one. That was like, that's probably over seven years ago, so you're probably in the clear now. Yeah, I'm probably in the clear. I don't know what that statute of limitations is, but looks good to me. I just, nothing to mess around with. Like, it's like fire. Don't touch it. Okay. Good luck, my friend. Thank you. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America.

This is a Bobby Bones show. My dog is just getting really old. He's 14 now. And I probably slept 90 minutes last night. I'm not even mad about it because it's just an old dog and he's like a puppy 30% of the time but it's like the rest of the time it's just lays around

and not even know what's wrong with him but he just wouldn't be still and I took him out and he just wouldn't leave the backyard and then he used the bathroom all over the bathroom and you could tell he feels guilty about it because he just he won't even look at me and I'm like oh it's all right

like you're good like and just I don't even care about not getting asleep. Like that part stinks, but I just felt so bad for him because he can't control it. So that's what I did last night. And then he has his own room at the house. I love it by myself. He has his own room.

And in the room, there's a kennel. And I don't keep the door on the kennel. He likes to go into that little square and sleep because it's all covered in pillows and stuff. And so he was, I put him in the room this morning. But even then he was like, oh, kind of, my girlfriend went over there and was like, yeah, he's not good. Oh, no. So I guess when you're 14 and a dog, he's, he's not good. dog years. Aren't the first six years, like seven years? Seven years. So he's like 42. He's

basically 100. Wow. He's lived a life. He has, and that breed only lives at like 10 years old. Wow. So, yeah, but he's had a great life. The thing is, animals don't appreciate it. Off and wonder. Like when we get into an elevator, like my dog, when we get into an elevator of my old condo, if he thought I was the stupidest person ever, because I'll be like, all right, we'd go and stand inside this room and wait, and we walk out of the room. He'd be like, why do we just go do that. Why don't we just walk out the door? See, I think that about my kids, like, when we go in a long-distance drive trip, do

they think, like, Texas is, like, right down the road, or do they realize that it's really far away? I don't know. Your kids probably realize it. The dog got out. I was, like, a three-year-old, supposedly. So, maybe Junior Jr., Jr. He just thinks we sit in the car, like parked outside the house. Yeah.

Because that's what my dog thinks about the elevator. Like, why do we walk in the square? Let the door shut. Right. Wait. And the door's open, and we walk back out. Exactly. My dog thinks I'm an idiot, I think. This is the dumbest thing. That's fun.

He probably tells other dogs. I got the dumbest owner. Anyway, that's what I did. I told Amy this morning, Amy and I have this way of communicating. It's either a text the night before, can I say, would you text me a couple nights ago? I don't think I would care. But since it's that time, I didn't want it to make sure you're good. Oh, yeah, you're checking.

Thank you. I see what you're doing there. We warn each other. Because one, I'm as moody as can. be. And Amy gets his hormonal as can be. And sometimes, when they, when it's the total eclipse of the moon and it's just right on both, it's like a war zone in here. It's fun in here. And so, Annie on texting the night before. And she goes, she said, my husband told me to tell you. And I'm like, oh, boy, it must be really bad. Yeah, he's like, I think you should warn Bobby. And she was like,

and I was like, is it that bad? Oh, no. You waved your head like that too? Well, even I knew it was bad. Like, I was even annoyed at myself for how just irritable I was, that I even checked my app. And sure enough, I was like, well, yep, that explains a lot. My clue app. She texts me, and she goes, hey. Yeah, heads up. My husband says, I should tell you, heads up, it's my time.

And what do you do? I just, I know. Okay. He knows to approach me with Amy gloves. Yes. There's about, you know, four or five days a month where I'm just a little kinder. Put him on. It's not that I'm not kind, but it's just like what you guys call beast mode all the time.

I can't go right into beast mode when Amy's at that time. The same way I came in this morning and what did I say to you? You were like, hey, I didn't get any sleep. I don't know. Today could be okay, but tomorrow's going to be rough. You are high maintenance. You guys are awesome. How many times have lunchboxer me ever send you a message to, hey, dude, it's been a rough night.

Can we be completely honest? Yes. Here? You guys don't do crap compared to what Amy does. Wow. And what I do. That hurt me. I hurt me a little bit.

Where are the lunchbox gloves? Okay, like soft. Like, come on, man. Like, I have feelings, too. Amy and I are in there for like an hour before the show starts. We did a whole Bobby guest on this. But Amy and I were in there for like an hour for the show starts. And in all honesty, you guys do what you do respectively really well.

Thank you so much. And so even lunchbox, no one can do what he does on the show. And I mean that in all sincerity. But here's what I'm trying to say. Amy and I will sit in this other recording because we'll do an hour before the show starts. And we're just cutting liners for hour. We're cutting all the station IDs and stuff. and all we hear in this room is

you two knuckleheads laughing and throwing balls and like watching internet videos and we're just like if the studio door opens we're just like oh I wonder what they're laughing about it's like a circus and now it's just our morning warm up guys we've talked about this well let me tell you how rude Eddie is this morning

I was like hey you want to go get water like we do every morning goes no already got mine what? Like what are you doing? Come on because we have a routine in the morning but whatever maybe y'all need to talk about it maybe you all need to give each other heads up if it's something to email each other We need to text each other The night before.

Amy and I have to talk. If one of us are in a bad spot, we have to let each other know because then we handle each other differently. Because honestly, when I sent him the warning, whatever Sunday night, I guess Monday he came in

and he was like, yeah, he was ready to go. He knows where he needs to help pick me up. All right. So I'll text lunchbox and tell, hey, I'm not feeling good. We may not play basketball tomorrow morning.

Yes, stuff like that. Okay. It is, though. Because we hear you guys in here before the show starts. And it sounds like, like a party. I mean, we have a good time. I know. I know. That's okay because your job, that's what it is. Our golf putting, our golf putting, is gotten so much

better in the studio. And you don't realize how slanted this studio is until you start putting a golf ball on the ground. There are some hills. I've never putted a golf ball in to try it. It's tough. I don't know how you guys have the time. Oh, we put a coffee cup down there and that's our hole. Bobby, you make time. Yes. That's a secret. From the minute I walk in a minute I leave, I'm doing nothing but working. Well, Bobby, clearly, we just have to get here earlier. and then we can play. No, because we get here before they do as well.

We watched them walk by and laugh and high five as we're in the room. We're in our room recording and we're like doing commercials and we're doing like liners. Like, hey, Boston, it's Bobby Bones. And everything's quiet because we're recording and lunchbox and ideas each other cross off. I'd be like, what are high five? We got to be like, stop recording. Start over. That's why we hear, we're recording in here.

That's true. That's our way of sticking into y'all. You really stick it to us. It's not a good way to stick it through. I know, it's not at all. That's our life. There is. There is.

You should text them. Already got my water. So he'll know next time. Right. He didn't need to come in and think, whatever. By the way, Garth Brooks sent a chair. Except it's not a chair. It's a big piece of cardboard.

And it looks like a cardboard king's throne. You can go to my Instagram and see it, Mr. Bobby Bones. It's just basically a big cardboard throne. and Garth's been sending jokes up here for about a month along as my back starts but... It does look cool though When I walked in I thought it was a king share

And then you touch it Like I hit it and it's this It's like this Oh my goodness It's good, it's good It's solid, man It is solid cardboard You can see it

That's got a K on the top for King Mr. Bobby Bones I don't know what Garth's up to That's like that's one crazy cat Yep Bobby Bones So the face Facebook killer still out of there.

I'm surprised they haven't caught this guy. Because I don't think he's some mastermind who's... No. Had a plan to do this and run the perfect escape. I mean, he said that he snapped, so clearly this wasn't something that was thought out. So, they don't know where he is. Like, his cell phone pinged in Pennsylvania, but it's been such a long time that they're like, he really could be anywhere.

And I have some clips here. here's the Cleveland mayor Frank Jackson talking about the guy that got on a Facebook live stream and went and just shot a guy like on streaming there is an award of up to 50,000 dollars for the arrest of mr. Steve Stevens contact a relative or friend because there are a lot of folks out there that want to talk to him want to get this resolved peacefully and they say again he can be anywhere not just Cleveland I mean really his phone if he has it or not, went off in another state. And this is what we would consider a national search.

What does your mind go to? Just like that we haven't, we, I say that we, but he hasn't been caught. Yeah. Because, I mean, he's very, I feel like he's distinct enough looking. I don't know. Like, did you think he went off and shot himself somewhere? And they just, I mean, that's my belief. I think that he went off and killed.

himself because he would have to use a credit card or had to withdraw cash or something. It's not like he planned this out in advance. And so he may have panicked gone somewhere. Wow. Yeah. That's what I was leading to in my head, too, just because they haven't found them. And like to run from the cops for that long, when they're a camera, people, listen, Big Brother's watching us all the time.

Everywhere. But when they want to find you, find you, they'll find you. And if they don't give it a minute. Like, you can be holed up somewhere. You've got to come out of the hole to breathe eventually. but this guy wasn't someone who had something planned. Remember the sniper attacks? Yeah, Malvo.

Yeah. So those guys had an in-depth plan. Yeah, they had built something in their trunk like a little stand where they'd crawl through the back seat and they would put the gun on a stand and they would shoot and then drive away. And even they got caught eventually. Yeah. And they had a plan.

Like they were deep into a plan. Yeah, that was crazy, right? Very crazy. And what's sad is there's people out there that are making fake, GoFundMe pages to raise money for this family. Oh, I didn't know this. Yes, they are saying, do not donate to these GoFundMe pages because there's a bunch of them saying, oh, we're helping raise money for this family.

And people are donating. You know, it's, it's tough. These GoFundMees are tough. And people are always like, hey, I have a go fund me. Because of this, I can't, and I don't really get into the GoFundMe thing because I never know what's real. It's like people going, hey, listen, I'd love to come up and meet Jason Aldine. I'm sick.

Well, I had to call people do that that weren't sick. And I was like, okay, you've ruined it for everybody now. Yeah. Because I can't, we can't do that anymore. So now it has to actually go through a legitimate organization. Properly vetted. All of it. Because people, it's a couple bad apples.

Spoiled. Did it run the whole thing? Yeah, you do get those emails all the time. Oh, I'm sick. Can I meet, you know, so-and-so? But, yeah, the GoFundMe page, there's one for $5,000, one for $3,000. We had that much money? Yeah, they're making money.

Yeah. Like, people are making money because, and so the family came out and said, Look, we did not start a GoFund me. Please do not donate to the... Who would do that? Like, what kind of person... People just, I feel like totally disconnected. Like, I don't feel like I know any of those people.

Like, in my life. Like, I don't know anybody that would do that in my life. Not even, yeah. No, I don't know anyone. Okay. As we sit in the studio, we have a lot of guests in the studio today. Come up for one second. Yeah, come on a per for a second.

So, let's go to this microphone right here. What is your name? Jan. Jane, where are you from? Cedar Rapids, Iowa. And so how did you get into the studio today? They were doing the St. Jude telethon, and I donated for a monthly donation to St. Jude. And then they were going to stop doing people in the studio.

So they said we're going to draw two more people to come in. And so my name was drawn out. Hey, look at this. She's wearing a Pemajouet T-shirt. But listen to this. This is what happened. So you come to town in Nashville. When did you get here?

Saturday. And what happened? Saturday night we were out at a bar and my wallet was stolen the first night. Now, when I hear out at a bar and you lost your wallet, you didn't lose it, you're sure someone stole it? Yes. How do you know someone stole it? Well, I went up to the bar to get a drink and I went back to my chair and then we went to a restaurant afterwards and my wallet was gone out of my purse. Someone like pickpocketed you?

Yes. Had they been using the cards? Yes. Really? Yes. That night they went to Target and did a little easter. Easter shopping, and then another card was used in Pittsburgh yesterday. Oh, wow.

In Pennsylvania. My Nordstrom card was used in Pittsburgh. Oh, at least they have a good cloud. Yeah, nice, nice. So you've been here with no identification? No ID. I had to have my husband overnight my passport so I could get home because I have no ID to get on the plane.

And so luckily, my sister was here, so she's been my sugar mama for the weekend. Hey, so does she owe you back? Oh, yeah, she does? Yeah. Oh, she's keeping track. So you've been sitting in the studio for the past hours, so? Yes. And people always wonder, what's it like in the studio?

Like, what is it like in your mind in the studio? Well, it is kind of pretty much what I thought, because I listen to the podcast every single day if I don't listen. Thank you. I mean, you're the reason I get out of bed in the morning to go to work because I have to get ready so I can listen to Bobby Bone Show. Thank you. And I follow you all on Snapchat.

So I feel like I really know you all. So it's pretty much like I thought it was. I was trying to figure out if it was like kind of a sticked or a show, but lunchbox is real. Yeah, she's like, hey, are you real? That's her confirmation. And he's like, yeah, are you? So, well, I'm sorry to hear about your wallet. Oh, it's okay.

Decided not to let it ruin our weekend, and this is the highlight. So it's been very much worth it. It has been worth it. Oh, absolutely. Well, thank you for having joined wearing the shirt and listening to the show. Thank you. Thanks for having us. There's also another family, and who's the representative?

Come on down, give me a representative from the other family here. Come on now, somebody come up to the microphone. Hey, and she's wearing a Pimp a Joy shirt too. Totally, they don't even know each other. What is your name? Missy. Hi, Missy. Where are you from?

We're from Amamos, Iowa. And so, you listen to the show? Every morning. Thank you very much. And so, what are your thoughts in the studio? Are we, like... It's pretty much what I thought it would be, too. We're just not exciting, guys.

It's like, you know what? My kids were super excited to come here this morning. So, no, we love it. I taught, those are your kids, right? Yes. I taught your son a lesson during a commercial break. I like to take and have educational experiences. And I told them never going to the bathroom to shoes off.

Not like Britney Spears. Yes. So I put my shoes on and went to the bat. It's the only time I pee during the whole show. It's a great lesson. I'm glad that I could drop a little knowledge on them. Thank you very much. Thank you for donating to St. Jude.

Really appreciate that. And thanks for being, like, just listening. Yes, thank you for having us. Yeah, I'm glad you guys have been able to hang out. Have a seat on the couch over there. And if you're listening, you can go to bobbybones. We have a link there as well, and you can also help donate to St. Jude. If you donate $10, that would be awesome or $1 or however, we have a link at bobby bones.com.

So we really appreciate that. I want to play the last three songs that I've been listening to. How about this one? Chris Stableton Broken Halos. It's cool. Stapleton's doing two records. Now, he's putting out two records this year. Yeah, I knew that.

Okay. So the first one comes on May 6th. Is that right? I think so. No, maybe fifth. May 5th. That's a Friday. And then later in the fall. So Broken Halos, you can download.

Now, that is one of the last songs I played. In the Blood from John Mayer. Will it watch out in the water? Is it always in the blood? Deep. Yeah. Your John Mayer is really good. What's it sound like to you?

A whiny little girl. It does? No. What do you think that means? Will it wash out in the water or is it always in the blood? What do you think that lyric means to you? It means like the pain. Like he's going through a breakup.

So he's like, will that pain ever go away or like will that ever cleanse? We feel better at eventually. Not really. Eddie? I see it more as like the blood is thicker than water kind of thing. Is it inside? Is it really part of him? Is it part of me or will it, can I get it to go away?

Boom. Yeah. That's what I took. No, no. Why is he right? I mean, lunch was sort of on the right track. It's art, dude. No one's wrong. There's no wrong. He told me I was wrong. The only wrong person was you. Just you.

The other song is Love and a Bar from Ryan Hurd. We haven't heard this yet. This is our IHart Country All Access song in the day. Love in a Bar. Check it out. Yes, I guess. We just had it. I wasn't there to get drunk, but it happened because I left. We were just friends, just hang, just sitting around waiting for somebody to cross the line. We found love in a bar in the back of a patio corner away from the lights. It was us in Corona and Hartlers on fire like the cigarettes you smoke when you drank.

Now we've been saying that we found love in a bar. Dr. Oz says that if you go into a public bathroom and you want to pick the toilet that's the cleanest, go to the very first one. Like, stalled? Because most people think that's the one that gets used the most, they skip it. Oh, really?

That's what I thought. Yeah, so go to the very first one because most people go, I don't want to get the first one because everybody's in the first one. Wow. Dr. Oz. There you go.

So smart. Fact for food. Food for thought. Food for thought. There it is. Food for thought. Talking about movies yesterday, and we're talking about 500 days of summer.

And you tried to buy it yesterday? Yeah, I was going to rent it or try to watch it. And while I was there, I got stuck on Hidden Figures because that's finally available for rent. I think it came out last week. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I've been wanting to see this. 500 days of summer is going to have to wait. Finally rented it.

You see Hidden Figures? I have seen Hidden Figures. Because this is a review that Eddie Jr. did, right? Yes. This is an older, from like a month ago? About a month and a half ago, yeah. Let's talk about Hidden Figures. What did you think about that movie?

I liked it. You did. Is that your first? first real movie, like, that's not animated, not a cartoon? No, everybody was my first one. Okay. So Hidden Figures is about these three African-American women that work for NASA, but they're pretty, like, important to NASA, huh?

Yeah, they're really important to NASA because one's really good at math, the other, an engineer, and the other one's like a leader. So what did you like about the movie? I like that the main character has a, like the most important job and they're just leaving her out on everything and then at the end she's like the most important one. Was there anything in the movie that you learned that you didn't know about? Well, I didn't really know that math was so important to space. See, look at that. Yeah, math is important for everything. Overall, what do you give in the movie? Four and a half stars. So would you say hidden figures is good for little kids as much as it is important for adults to watch it?

No, because it says some bad words. Oh, interesting. And my little brother didn't like it. He got so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so bored of it. Oh, okay. That was his review at 9. Okay. What is yours? Man, four, I agree. So good. Amazing.

I want to buy it now because I want my husband to watch it. I want my kids to watch it. And I just, I loved it. I know my husband will be into the whole nerdy aviation math side of it, which I think is also interesting. But I love that it's a story that hasn't been told. And I love that these women, especially African-American at the time, which was definitely, I just love that the story's out there. It needed to be told, and I'm so glad it was. Loved it, huh?

Yes. I would have never known if they not put this movie out. So cool. Next up, 500 days of summer. Yeah. It's nothing like this. But it's good. Oh.

And you know who's in it? Cookie from Empire? She's like one of the main girls I think she won like an Academy Award Yeah I know but she would be the main character She was the main I know but when she was up there like doing all these math equations and like basically Sending people to space I was like that's cookie

I guess I don't I haven't seen enough Empire I watch first season Does How to sell rap albums Once he went to jail I kind of checked out Yeah In Empire Yeah I need I haven't really gotten back into it either If you've ever wondered about to value the apps that track your missing phone this It completely worked.

There was a guy who was at Coachella, the music festival, and he was stealing people's phones. Like, what they call Apple picking. Wow. Stealing their people's iPhones, apples. Okay. So people were like, my phone's gone. Let me get my phone app. Like they get on their computer.

And they all kept going to the same dude. And so cops went and they found 100. He had 100 iPhones in his backpack. Wow. Like 20 of them been returned to the owner. Somewhere lost and found. That's a big backpack. Yeah, I know.

He got busted with 100 plus cell phones in a lot. backpack. Isn't that crazy? That's impressive. So do you think he went to Coachella for the music or the phones? The phones. The phones for sure. Definitely the phones. I mean, there's still that many and not get caught. Like, he must have been like... Well, I didn't know if it was spur of the moment or... Picking apples, like...

No, I don't think spur of the moment you grab 100 phones. And then that backpack got to be heavy. And big. And like clunky, like a bunch of glass. Don't mind me. Do you put a bunch of bubbles in there, too? Because how do you walk? I don't know. With all that. So, yeah, no. People also

started noticing the guy moving around, and they all went back and went to him. Wow. And he was just hanging out watching. Do you have no al-a-b? I mean, there's nothing you can say. I'm like, what? There's phones on me? You have 100 of them, sir.

I wonder if he bought tickets to go steal phones. That's what I'm saying. Like, did he actually, not not going for the music, but if he actually purchased tickets to go steal a phone. Because that's an expensive ticket. Or did he steal a ticket to go still phones? Oh, probably. Or did he sneak in.

Man. I love to interview this. guy. He's from New York City, so he traveled all the way to California. What if he traveled all the way to steal phones? Man, that's what those identity thieves do, too. They steal phones and they can get your information out of them. Wow. That's why you don't do that online bill pay. See, it all comes back to that. That's not why, no. You still picking ticks off your husband? Well, he did have a tick on him. We were out at the farm, like a farm on Sunday, and two of the people got ticks. And I was being searched for ticks because I was freaking out, but I don't have ticks.

We got his off. It's okay if you do. She's acting like there's a stigma to tick. Lyme disease. Lyme for Lyme. I don't know. Lyme. Lime. But listen, I had so many.

Go over in Arkansas. Okay. Ticks or just every day. Ticks. Sea ticks. Yeah. But in general, ticks are gross looking to me. Like, I don't want their little heads buried in me and their little feet wiggling

out. I just don't. Sounds like a city folk to me. Yeah. I am. Sorry, I did. I grew up in the city. I can handle being.

out in the country and doing whatever. But yeah, my dog had some... Did you see my Instagram story of my dog? What she had on her? I don't watch Instagram stories that much. Oh, you don't? I watch your Snapchets and I'll look at your Instagram. My dog, she's a little nub because her tail got cut off when she was a baby, I guess.

So she had some weird looking thing, like stuck on there. I thought it was a family of ticks. I was grossed out. And I pulled it off and I guess it's like a burr or prickly thing. Oh, boy. Don't get lunchbox started. Don't get luncheon started on this. What did you step into?

Beed nettles? Stinging nettles. Let me tell you. When I was young, we drove like hours to this park. And it was my family and another family. And we're going to go, it's a blue bonnet season in Texas. And we're going to go run through the blue bonnet. So I get out, I run through them.

I fall. And I thought I got bit by a snake. And I got bit by a snake on my butt. On my butt. See? Okay. And they take me back to the van. They pull my pants down and my dad's going to have to suck my butt.

Oh, snake bite. Got it. And we brush. I mean, my dad's like, all right, I got to do it. You know, he's my son. I got to do it. And so we rushed to the ER or whatever, and they're like, that's a snake bite. You got to go to the other hospital in the other town.

He's not how to suck your butt. No, he's done suck my butt. Like, he's going to suck the butt. Oh, gosh. But that's what you do for people who love. That's what you do? Exactly. Snake bite.

And so we go to the next hospital and they look at me. I mean, my butt is swollen now. Why has he not done it, though? I don't know why. I don't know what's... If he was going to man up and do it, two hospitals later he still hasn't done it, that didn't sound like love?

I know. I don't know why he hesitated, but he said, I'm going to suck. Yeah, I got it. And so we go to the second hospital and they get me in there, and they're like, I don't think it's a snake bite. I don't think we need to, you know,

for you to butt suck. So they... I don't think if you're in a hospital, that's what would happen. I don't think they call it that. No, but no, they wouldn't. They also, that wouldn't, they wouldn't take you to a hospital and they go, okay, sorry, go ahead. And they all fight about it?

You'd be at the hospital. Who's going to suck that? Well, I don't know, but whatever. We got to the second hospital and there was no need for the butt suck. It was stinging nails. Okay, you can stop saying that. It was no snake bite. We read you, you're not supposed to suck venom out of stuff anyway.

That would be dangerous for your dad. Listen, this was the 80s, man. They lived differently then. Yeah. This was the 80s, man. We didn't know any better It was the scariest moment Maybe in my life

Did you siphon it out maybe? I don't know Stinging nettle is a plant That has little thorns on it I don't know That's basically what I pulled out in Josie's nub Did he did you go to the hospital Multiple hospitals

To see if you can get it sucked out? I was trying to get someone to suck my finger I mean That sounds like a lot of trouble It does for To get If I would have went back into my house I've been like grandma

I got a stinging nuttle She'd be like Put some tussing nutt No You didn't know it was Stinging Nettles They thought it was just, when I went to the first hospital, they thought it was a snake bite and they couldn't treat it. I think they were just tired.

No, I mean, you guys are crazy. I mean, you're complaining about ticks over here. Ticks are gross. Do you get a lawnmower? Yeah, I got a lawnmower. You know what I got my lawn. Man, this is how bad it was. I got my law, my first lawnmower ever with my Vegas winning money.

Like, that's what I spent my money on. Oh. We waited weeks. Eddie tried to borrow a lunchboxes mower and lunchboxes said no. Because why? Because, A, Eddie'll never give it back. And he wanted me to bring it to his house, and he wanted me to fill it up with gas. Uh, no.

Uh, you're my friend. I needed a favor. You live across town. Instead, I waited two weeks to get my Vegas money from you, Bobby, and Mike D. And I spent it on a lawnmower. I was so upset when I was a adult. Dude, back in the day, it's like, I just won Vegas money. We're going to eat.

Let's go out. Nice restaurant. Let's go to a bar. Not here. You have two kids in the yard now. I've got a lawnmower with my money. My backyard is terrible. You need me to come over?

I would love for you, too. But I don't have a front yard at all. And I don't have an HOA or any sort of POA or anything. So you can just let it go. I can let it go. There are no rules where I live. That's true, but you don't want a long... I don't because my dog will get bugs.

Yes. And it's like I had to make the decision yesterday. Go buy a mower or just call somebody and hire them. You went and bought a mower. What did I do? This is easy. You're a man. You're a man and a mouse.

What I do? You hired someone. There you go. What? There you go. Who did you hire? I know. The person they did the neighbor's yard, because they're already coming over.

That's convenient. That's the way to do it because then they're already in the area. They like you better. They're like, okay. Well, they're close. They do theirs. They just pop over. Exactly.

You don't charge anymore. Yeah. I have a small yard. So what do you paying them? 35 bucks? Dang, they're ripping you off. Am I? Oh, yeah.

What else did they do? I'll come over for 20 bucks. You will? Yes. And you'll mowing my yard and weed it. Mowing lawns, that's in my blood. But you have to come to it on a regular basis. Okay, I'll get there when I can.

Okay. And you'll never get it done. Not this week, boats can't do it. I got some stinging nettles in to get rid of my backyard. Stinging nettles. Get out of here. What's up, Bobby? All right, plans for the day.

Amy? Oh, man. Yoga. I'm selling some stuff I gotta meet up with some people Dang, okay Whoa, what are you selling, girl? A headboard

Oh, two headboards actually Now you guys go to them Worn out, you know what I mean? No Craigslist? No Facebook? No

How are you selling them? Like through this Online thing But neither of those Lunchbox, what are you doing today? Maybe makes everything sounds so shady Yeah, she really does

Like she's going to some back alley What are you got? I mean, today, really? Relaxation Day. Why? It's one of those. I was up late last night. I was up late last night.

I went out on a Monday night, so I got to chill out on the Tuesday. Yeah. Well, I hope you have a good one. Yeah, how about you? You know, you got, let me guess. No, first of all, don't. You just every time.

I was going to say, you're probably going to take a nap. I have to take a nap. Because your dog was sick. Yes. You're going to make sure your dog's better. If you're still sick, I'll take him in a bet. And maybe hang out with your, girlfriend. No. She had the charity thing tonight.

Oh. Well, this is like the third night in a row of no, uh, no L. You all right? No Lindsay. No Lindsay night. No Lindsay night. Yeah, so she's charity. What up? You guys okay? Uh-huh. All right. We're actually great. Okay. Come Thursday. You're gonna really be excited to see her. She's out again. Oh, boy. She's doing shows. Like, she's doing shows. Yeah. I mean, I like big butts in a band. I do. It totally sounded like that. It did on my head, too. Yeah. So, no, it's good. Like, she works and I work, and so it's good.

But I'm going to, I want to start watching this show on Netflix, Iron Fist. What is it about? I don't know. It's one of those superhero ones. Oh. Do you guys know what that's about? Never heard of it. I'm not into.

I'm giving Google. Yeah, it's one of the Marvel ones. Yeah. It's got a good rating, huh? Yeah, it's got 7.3 out of 10 on 9DB? Yeah. Pretty good. So I'm trying to find a new show. It's all right a little bit and work out.

whatever. How's your writing for your book going? It's tedious. I'll write tonight. The chapter I'm going to write tonight. I'm not kidding. I was going to do it last night, but I got caught out of my dog being sick. WWGBD.

What will Garth Brooks do? Because, here's why. Because he treats everybody super nice, everybody. When he walks into a room from the guy who's working a camera to the person who's hosting the whatever. Everybody. And it's like a master class in how to treat people all the time. Like, he's the greatest I've ever seen at it and making everybody feel like they're just

absolutely the center of attention. And so, I'm gonna, the whole chapter is not just about him, but it's about how you look at people that do things really great and study them and learn. And that's how it starts with watching Garth. And he goes into a room and it's like, wow, this is why he's great.

Yeah. When he does a show, he plays and he looks to the very back row of the crowd. He doesn't play to the front row. He plays to the back row. You think he can, see that far? No, it's not the point. Oh. And I didn't notice this to where we're playing with him.

He's singing, and I'm standing right beside. We're singing together. And I look at him. He's singing to the back people. And I'm like, wow, this is a, this is a class on how to, like, make a room get up. You play to the very back row. Like, he wants everybody to feel involved. Well, I think it's a huge testament to what you're saying, too, and him when he's at his concert and he's announcing everybody on his stage. Like, everyone's been with him for, like, 20 plus years. Like, he doesn't have a high turnover rate. So that's when I'm, I haven't written it yet. But that's what it's about.

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