The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox’s First Stand-Up Comedy Act + Should Bobby Charge Eddie For Breaking Something At His House?

Episode Date: May 30, 2018

Lunchbox performed his first stand-up comedy set last night, so he brought clips in this morning of his jokes. The show debates whether Eddie should have to pay for something he broke at Bobby’s house. Also, Amy breaks down her list of grocery store tricks! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We're going on Eddie to come back into the room. We're about to do our Pimp and Joy shirt photograph. Oh, yeah. Show photo. Yeah. There he is. What are you doing? Huh?

What do you mean? We're doing the post show free show. Oh, I'm sorry. You're on the phone, so I stepped out. You stepped out? I stepped out of the office for a second. Did you, Buffy? I did.

I did. I was talking to... I think lunches mic is broken now. Listen. Oh, what? Oh, yes. Hold on. In the middle of the show, we were doing stuff, and Ray hit a water, and it spilled into the board.

And so everything started shutting down. Well, this is awkward. So now Eddie and Lunchbox are sharing a microphone. Don't put your arm on. Let's just stay close. Let's eat and interns the gum later on in the show. And I can't put his, and I can't put my arm around him.

Yeah, that's awkward. Okay, so here we are. We're all sitting around the table here. You will hear lunchbox. The thing is, if I play lunches full stand-up here, they're not going to need to hear it later. You know what I mean? So here's lunchbox.

He did four minutes of material. Oh, you're going to play the whole dang? Yeah. So it's like we're at the comedy club. Get ready, Amy. You're going to love it. You hear us later on the show kind of break it down a little more.

But only like a minute and a half worth of material. Four minutes. Here we go. And by the way, listen to discretion advice. Yes, for sure. Yeah. Because if there are kids listening, they probably shouldn't. This isn't going to go over the air, right? Like we're clear?

This is one of those radio horror stories where we didn't know it. Should I wait until we for sure get out of here? That's happened to us before. Yeah. First started, you remember that? What did you say, Ray? That's good. Roll it.

Oh boy Raise the same one that dropped the water He is makes me nervous What if we wait for A minute 15 second Smart Yeah Can we talk about something else

Yeah what are you going to talk about You have a minute 15 to program the show Go Well I want to know I want to know why lunchbox did chew the intern's gum You hear that later The intern comes in and she's acting like She's going to put it in his hand

Because he puts his hand out And I thought he wasn't going to touch it with his hand And then he not only grabs it He eats it Yeah And I feel in some sick, sick lunchbox away, I feel like in his mind he's just like, I just made out with the intern. I thought the same. You know what I'm saying?

Oh my goodness. I thought the same thing. That didn't cross my mind. But now that you say it, I'm like, okay. Like her mouth and my mouth, that's the same. Oh. Well, if you want to think that in your sick head, no. So, Eddie, put him in and see if he takes it from you.

He won't. He won't. He won't do it. Give me gum. Let me get gum. No, no, no, no, no. That's why we're not going to do it. Oh, because he just won't. Because no, no, no, no, no, no.

He will just to prove a point, even though he doesn't want to. Good point. I bet he wouldn't. And I don't want to force Eddie's gum into his mouth because he'll do it just to prove a point. I don't understand why you guys are so grossed out. It's like drinking out of the same cup of someone. It's like all in the teeth. Oh, yeah.

And sometimes like flossing, like food that's stuck in your tooth can end up in the gum. And then, ugh. And see, I don't worry about that kind of stuff. If you guys worry about germs and things like that, that doesn't bother me one bit. Her plaque, her tartar, whatever she's got. I'm not worried about it. And she looks like a nice person. That's all the matters.

Hey, so here we go. We can do it now. Here's lunchboxes full. Yeah. You got your headphones in? I do. I might pause it. Can't you see that?

No, I can't actually. Here we go. Open mic night last night. No, wait, wait. You didn't even edit this, right? There's no bleeps or nothing. No, there's bleeps. But it's content.

Yeah, yeah, I'm going to bleep it. Come on. I thought we were going full-blown. Let's go. Some of the content I can't even air during the show. Well, I know. That's why I thought we were doing uncensored. No, no, no. I got this.

If that were the case, we would come and just curse here. But we don't do that. I don't curse anyway. Hey, if anyone wants to pause it, just raise your hand. Okay? And I'll pause it. Do you think there's going to be pauses or is it going to be so much laughter? We're just going to keep rolling.

I know. Let's see. Look, I don't expect you to laugh if it's not funny. I don't care what he said. Don't be nice. when I came here first time and he said, oh, you know you got four minutes. I looked at my wife, I said,

I can't even last four minutes when we have sex. How am I going to be four minutes on stage? But that's okay. And I'm glad. Eddie? What was the first bleep? Like, I can't picture anything that needs to be in the... Why?

Why say the S word there? I can't think... My thing is he's probably just stating he's about to say other bad words. That's the intro to... Kind of smart, actually. To other... Am I right or did you just say it?

No, it's like you're caught off guard when they say four minutes. like, oh, blank. Like, I got to have four minutes. Okay. I'd be out of the dating culture because nowadays I got married before the pick craze. The way?

Package pick. Oh, the D pick. Okay, I'm rewined it on. You know, now the dating. I'm going to be four minutes on stage, but that's okay. And I'm glad to be out of the dating culture because nowadays I got married before the pick craze. You know now, girls, I'll let me see a dick, you know? What if you got a small bitch like I do? Wait.

That's funny. That's funny. That's hilarious. That is hilarious. Uh-uh. Yeah. It's very male. Yeah.

Everybody in here laughed except for Amy. I'm laughing. Ray, that's funny. That's funny. Yes. Okay. Although I don't think girls want to see Wieners. Well, okay.

It's comedy. I mean... You want to see a... It's a lot of pressure. Usually I get to grow drunk, her home, she doesn't know if it's small, large, doesn't matter. Now it's a pique. That didn't work. That's okay. But I still have friends that are in the dating game, and I tell them the new rule about

dating. You want to test their sense of humor right out of the bat. Within 24 hours, you text her and just say, I'm sending you a bick. Don't give her an option. And she's like, what? And you send her a picture of Dick Chaney. If she laughs, she's a keeper. If not, you send her a real big delete her number. Move on. She's not dating. She's not funny. Yeah.

And Forrest, you know, he's 37, my best friend. He's single. He's like, dude, I've done Tinder. I've done Bumble. I've done all match.com. I can't find a good chick. Forrest. What are you looking for in a girl?

I want someone that's devoted. I want someone that's dedicated. When I'm down, they're always going to be there for me. So the perfect place, and I don't know why I didn't think about this when I'm single. A.A.

you know they're dedicated. You know they never give up. And when times get rough, they're going to stint by your side. So try AA. That's where you're going to meet your girl. Kind of all right? No, okay.

I mean, that's all right. And, you know. I do love his passion, though. Like, he just barrels into it. What? Did you get that AA one? No, no, no. I didn't.

That's okay. I don't get. You're not going to get every joke. You got to try some, Eddie. You, like, they're all going to be perfect. And I thought it was funny. Going into it, wasn't sure, didn't work. I don't know where he came up with the AA.

No, who cares? Sometimes you have inspiration. Yeah, what they come from? They're dedicated. They go back to alcohol, no bad how it gets. So I got it. They don't all. But it's not about AA.

It's about being alcohol is. Oh, wow. That's what it's about. I took it as commitment because, like, if you've got your chip for, you know, 10 years, like they're committed to. It was more a commitment to alcohol. Like, even though it's so bad. get it now. It's a little rough around the edges.

You have to yell at me. We're just talking about the... I'm just saying, I was so excited about the... Hey, listen. Ed's got to tell him. You're yelling. Okay, cool, go. Here we go. Yeah. I've been married. I've been married happily for three years. And I've been, uh... I mean, I guess that's good. Thank you. Three years. Thank you. Is that your wife, do you all good job? No, some drug girl in the front.

Okay. And I always say, you never know who you're sleeping next to. Like you watch the news. Husband, murder's wife. wife, murderous husband. Wait, I thought you're supposed to love me and not kill me. So, I... That was supposed to be a joke, right? I don't know.

I don't know. What? No, nothing. It's just me dissecting the joke too much. I shouldn't. You should. No, go ahead. No, I shouldn't.

That's what the whole point is. We're dissecting. Well, because your joke ends up. The punchline is more of like what she looks like. Like, not you're scared that she's going to kill you. So he kind of goes... To be fair, he tried a punch you and it just didn't work. So he did have the joke where there's a punch here.

This one wasn't as effective. I thought that was the lay, like we're setting it up. It's a punch, though. Okay. Yeah. I had a gone. I'm a hater. I'm not hating.

I'm dissecting that. I think Amy's next. I'm not doing this. Yes. You're crazy. You are crazy. Here we go. I kind of had an incident like this with my wife a little bit ago.

I went and got Lysick, you know, where you fix your eyes. I wake up the next morning. I roll over. I said, what? the hell have I been sleeping next to. Thought I knew? Had no idea. What's your wife's face like when she's in the crowd

and you're saying that? She's laughing. Yeah? Absolutely. That's good. She likes humor. She likes jokes, guys. Okay. Yeah. Ooh. That's a bad one. Yeah. Here we go. Let's listen to some more of this.

People are booing him. Hey, make it on the stage. You got tomatoes on the stage. It's open mic. Here we go, let me finish this. My wife of three years. By the way, this is a closer. He did this on the air. You've been trying to have a kid for a year and a half.

And when you are trying to not get a girl pregnant, you're freaking out every month. Oh my God, like get the morning after pill. When you're trying to get your wife pregnant, it's amazing how hard it is to get her pregnant. So a year and a half, we've been trying. You know, we're doing it. We're checking that little calendar. Oh, she's most fertile. Let's get it.

Let's do it. Come on for work, babe, let's do it in the car. Nothing. But I got the call last week. I'm going to be a dad. First time now. I just have to tell my wife. Thank you, guys.

Listen. He's really, really, really, really, really proud of himself. Yes. And I'm proud of them, too. It's just so freaking hard to do. Oh, yeah. And so, listen, it's not my style. But there are some humongous comics that I don't find particularly funny,

but I know what they do and why people will like it. So, I mean, I think you did a good job. First time, I think it's pretty good. I wouldn't have chosen that route, but that's why we're two different people. But, man. Yeah, I mean, maybe just like... Some of the laughter was because of uncomfort. Which is comedy in itself.

If it's done the right way, yes. Yeah. So there you have it. Yeah. Anything you like to say? I mean, I'm proud of you. You owned it. You weren't, you wait.

Like, you did good. Yeah, but some stuff I was like, How do you even write that? Like, that stuff just wouldn't come to my head. But, I mean, I get it. Like, I couldn't let him open for me with any of that material. Do you, yeah, yeah. Do you think you could do a clean version?

That's hard. It's much harder to do clean comedy. It's a different kind of comedy. I could yell the F word all through the comedy and make it so much funnier. But it's harder to. That's so interesting. Y'all as the comedians and us as the, Y'all.

You and lunchbox. Now lunchbox is a comedian. My D-Dee. Okay, yes. Okay, two comedians and then us as the audience, the fact that there has to be that, like you just said, you could make it that much funnier if you did that. But that's saying, what's the thing about us as the audience? Like, we want, that means we, that's funny to us, that we want that?

Yes. I don't know what you want. Everybody wants something different. Okay. Well, good job. Thanks. Mike D, how'd your set go? It's a rough room.

Did you yell at the crowd? I didn't yell at it. Did you talk about D picks? No, I did. Did you talk about the D? I did do a weiner joke. Yeah, he did. I said a weiner, not.

What? What was your joke about a weiner? Hey, don't waste it. He can't use it because then he can't use it anywhere else. Like lunchbox can't... Once the materials out of there, it's dead. Consider that a blessing. Hey, haters hate.

Oh, gosh. I don't think anyone was hating. Nobody hated. It was a joke. That was a joke. It's a comedy. That's my character. We all just made little jokes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But really, he sat there and let us dissect his stuff, and that's, that's cool. I mean, I'm glad he did that. And I liked it, man. I thought you were, I think you're really having fun out there, though. Like, did you have fun on that stage? It was a blast. New calling.

Who dis? Yeah, who dis? So you got to get at it. Who's this? Do you want to make money? Oh, man, I don't know if I would go on the road. That's a lot of time. Chris Rock just signed 40 million with Netflix last year.

Yeah, he's not going on the road anymore. He's going to like two big cities a year. So hashtag goals. He tore the crap out of this year because you got to work on. Oh, that's right. I did go see him. Yeah, I did too. But he's comparing himself to Chris Rock.

I'm not. Well, I did. I did. I did. Why do you say I did? No, because what you do? What you do is you say like, what? Like, Peyton Manning didn't have to do this.

Well, yeah, he worked so hard to get to be Peyton Manning. levels before. This is your start, man. I understand that. Get after it. All right. You got this. There you go.

Well, thank you, lunchbox. So you guys would pay to come see me? I would. Just to support you. Let's just give them some money and they don't go. No, because it's good to have people in the crowd. Support. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bodies. So did it make you cringe or did it make you laugh? Both. Okay, good. Sometimes I like cringing, so I'll laugh because I was cringing. And it's also you. We know you. So it's that, like, I don't think someone that's going to go watch that said that doesn't know you thinks it's terribly funny.

But I think as someone who's had to start and do comedy for the first time, I go and, wow, like, I respect the fact that you just lowered your head and barreled through it. But I don't think you can have a lot of fans going to watch that and go, oh, I need to be a fan of that guy's comedy. I think it could develop into something because you're fearless. You can't teach fearlessness. You can't read about writing. You can't really teach humor, but you're funny, but you can't teach fearlessness at all. It's like hustle. You do it or you don't.

It's built or it's not. And you're not really a hustler either. Ah, I got hustle. But I'm talking about like in general life. I don't know what you mean by that. You're not hustling. You're not always working on something all the time. Like trying to get ahead.

Yeah, I am. I'm always thinking like, how can I invent something? But you're always thinking about something. Right, right. That's hustling, though. Well, it only takes one invention. But you haven't done none. Well, that's what I'm saying.

You, the one makes it. What are you laughing at? How many times are we going to do this? How many times are we going to listen to lunchbox? No, no, just because I'm 36. Yeah, so what have you done? That's like a hustle. That's a hustle.

Man, my lawn mowing business? But you were 12. Okay. Something in the last five years. Dude, I dominated that. Even 10 years. 10 years? Oh, man, I've done a lot in 10 years, man.

Go ahead. I was selling Disney DVDs. That was over 10 years ago. You know what? I'm going to say this. I don't know when it was. How long ago was that? It was about 10 years.

Okay, so it barely. makes it, but that was a bit of, it's illegal. I mean, I didn't. I was selling weed. But it's still. That's still hustling. I got to give them credit. I thought they were a little rough on you in the room here.

That's a. A little bit. Listen, not everyone's going to like your movie, not everyone's going to like your jokes. And that's fine. Those critics, but I'll get reviews from some listeners and they'll say it's hilarious because I'm reviewing your spirit and your fearlessness. And I give it a plus. Okay.

Because you'll, you can develop. if you put the work in and actually get funnier. Yeah. You didn't think that was funny. I thought that was pretty funny. It doesn't matter what I think. Everything's not for everybody. Yeah, the room thought it was funny, though.

They were laughing. You heard them. Why were they laughing, Mike D? They think the material is funny or was it just awkward? I think it was a little awkward. Yeah. But I mean, out of everybody who got up that night, he had the most confidence, like right away.

Oh, and again, you can't teach confidence. Yeah, and that was what I was most impressed by. Yeah, me too. He got up there. His voice was really loud. He sounded good. He got right by the balls. Yeah.

He went after it. Here's my D-Pick. I think if you wouldn't have retracted as much, it would have been even more solid. If you don't go, oh, that wasn't good. Just roll. Just roll. Like, barrel through it.

That's the one thing I wasn't very good at, was transitioning from joke to joke because most comedians have it flow like where it all comes back to something. They've worked it. And me, I didn't know how to get from one joke to the other, so I had that awkward. Oh, that wasn't good?

You laugh? You can always do, tell a joke, blah, blah, no one laughs. Now time for a joke too. And then just do that. I mean, that's really a thing, too, you can do. And if those things sometimes you just have to embrace the silence. Like it's going to be quiet if you don't land on a joke. Yeah. Good work. I say good work. Yeah. There you go. There it is. There it is. Yeah. Good job. My favorite part is he started that clap. Lunchbox did.

He started that. Okay. Well, there's that. We promise we get the full thing up there and there it is. Anything else, same. And this is the end of the podcast? I feel like Amy is just like. It's just not for her. What? But I've been supportive. I haven't been anything. I haven't. Yeah. Chill out. Calm down. Relax. Hey, I'm good.

Too loud. Anything? You want to say, Am, go ahead. Just hope everybody has a great day. There you go. Eddie? Yeah, man. Thanks for bearing with us today.

It was a rough day for us today. Amy screwed up pretty bad. Yeah. I called one audible. It went wrong. That was a bad audible. Bad audible. You call audible, you throw interception to lose the game,

the game still lost. Whatever, we recovered. Ravens spill water. in the board. That was pretty terrible. That was a hard start. We had to switch out like three mics during the show today. And I'm yelling at Ravenwood One Point to switch a song and he can't hear me because my mic doesn't work. I'm like, Sugar Land, Sugar Land, Sugar Land, and then you hear it on the air. Yeah. And then we try to take phone calls and they weren't working because the mics weren't connected to it. I handled that just fine. Amy, good, good job. You've made up for the

thanks. I mean, I told you what to do. I know, but I did it. Yeah. I don't understand. Thanks for not giving up on us guys. Thank you. I thought today was amazing. Out June 19th, $10 cheaper today. Available on Amazon. It's $10 cheaper. And that's my book tour today.

Let me say this. Guys, come on. It's been a long day. We have to go take our Pimpin Joy picture. Yeah, we got more to do it. Oh my gosh. I got things to do, guys. You hustling today or what?

Yeah, I'm hustling. I'm doing two book signing in D.C. And two book signings in Austin, Wichita, Boston, New York. We're doing an IHeart theater show. I'm doing a book signing a low cashers playing too. So it's a whole event. That's cool.

So, yeah, all that. Just go to Bobbybones.com slash. Is one in D.C. at the White House? No. Oh. But I have to do two. My point is on these two places, at Barnes & Noble,

they make you buy a book to get it signed. And I was like, I'm not doing, I'm not making people buy a book and they've already bought a book. So I'm doing a second one where you don't have to buy a book. You can just show up.

Because it was a big sore spot for me. I'm not doing it. If we're making the most loyal people who already bought the book, we're not letting them in without buying another book. Right. So I'm doing two signings in each city at a different place each time just to make sure everybody can get in if they've already spent money. So that's important to me.

I want you guys to know that. Otherwise, we'll get going with the show here. I'll be in Charleston, South Carolina coming up, Tampa coming up, doing stand-up comedy. Back on the road again. Back on the road. Got to pay that mortgage. I mean?

Mm-hmm. All right. That's it. Let's start today's show. And away we go. It's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me go.

This is the Bobby Bores. Yeah. Good morning. Welcome to Wednesday show. Morning Studio. Morning. Yeah. Chelsea and Oklahoma.

Yes. What's happening? Oh, nothing much. It's to work. Yeah. What kind of job you get? I actually look in the old film. What time do you have to wake up?

I get up about 3.30 every morning. Man, I feel that pain, huh? Yeah. Let me ask you a question, Chelsea, because I wake up. three. There's rarely a morning, if ever, that I'm just happy to wake up at three. I'm not a morning person, and I have a morning person job. How does that work for you? You go to bed late and you get up early, so it stinks. You take naps all day? No.

Yeah, I need to lunchbox takes naps all day. Every day. Amy, do you take naps at all? Occasionally, but... Do the kids cut those out? Yeah, well, the other day I took a nap here at the office just because I knew. Why? Where'd you sleep? Right there on that couch. I set my alarm for 20 minutes and I like tried to sleep. But then lunchbox and Eddie kept walking in and I'm like, hello.

I'm trying to take a quick nap here. Lock the door. No, I'm not going to. It was awkward. I thought her husband made me kick her out of the house. Yeah. We were already here working and it was a 20 minute nap. Like it wasn't like I was sleeping here overnight.

It was the middle of the day. Just trying to get a little shut eye? No, I had to go meet up with them. And there wasn't enough time to drive home. So in that time of, instead of driving home, I took a nap and it actually was amazing. I was like, lunchbox might be on to something. He goes to bed. No, he does sleep, four hours, five hours sleep.

Yeah, it's not a 20 minute. My husband taught me, no, 20 minutes is not. Combat nap is what we call them at our house. And they actually can be highly effective. So when your husband was serving, would he literally take combat naps? Yeah, and he still does it home. I mean, I guess that's just what they nickname. But yeah, you sleep when you can.

And he can literally shut his eyes and fall asleep like anywhere. He may have to have his little mask and earplugs in, but he'll go to sleep. Why they got to be little? Like right now, why should make his little mask? Okay, it's like an eye mask when it blocks out the light. Do you make fun of them for the mask? Well, listen, it was mine. Oh, oh.

Is it pink? No, it's black. But he may have to stop wearing it because he thinks it's breaking him out. Oh, see? She's throwing them under the bus completely. It's cute, though. Chelsea, you hearing this? They work, though.

20 minutes hard enough. They work. See? Well, hey, I appreciate your calling. Anything you want to say? No, you guys make my day whenever I listen to you. I've been able to listen to you guys for about a week. I've been having some out dishes with my mom.

But when I do get listening to you guys, you guys make my day. Well, thank you very much, and I hope things get better with your mom. I appreciate you calling. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. This 9-year-old boy in South Carolina, Andrew Emery, sold lemonade to help his sick baby brother. And so he wanted to help his parents out.

The medical bills were high. His baby brother's name is Dylan. And so he set up to stand and made $6,000. Oh, wow. That's a lot. Yeah, he spent two hours at a used truck dealership in South Carolina, sold lemonade and Team Dylan T-shirts, $6,000. His brother currently in the hospital.

And not only in ICU really to Andrew, but to the people that came by and bought the lemonade and donated because, come on, $6,000. That's the community coming in. and helping out. Totally. So him with the idea, the dealership for letting him have the space, and then everybody that came and bought and helped,

and good luck to that family too and that little brother. But I thought that was cool. That's an ICU. Over to Raimundo now with the news. Bobby Bones Show. Big three stories. His producer Raymond, ABC canceled Roseanne after Roseanne posted tweets that were inappropriate.

Roseanne has apologized for those tweets. In other news in California, a Tesla driver using autopilot mode hit a parked police car. Luckily, the officer wasn't in the vehicle at the time. The driver of the Tesla had minor injuries. And finally, in weather news, tons of rain in the south

and around the Great Lakes today, some places could see over four inches of rain, so careful on those roads. I saw the story that Mariah Carey pawned her engagement ring. Oh, wow. That was worth a lot, right? $10 million. Oh, my goodness.

Yeah. Can you imagine wearing that on your finger? No, I can't. I mean, she's walking around with $10 million on her body. So she was engaged to a billionaire named James Packer. He spent $10 million on a 35-carat diamond engagement ring. Is that a lot of carrots? Is that what makes it expensive?

Yeah. I don't know much about rings. Mariah took it to a jeweler, and the jeweler gave her $2 million. And so she said, okay. Wow. She couldn't get a better deal. Yeah, and did she really need to... Was she in a hurry?

Yeah, exactly. But she broke. That's why you go to a point job. Yeah, they supposedly signed a confidentiality agreement, and they will never divulge details of that transaction. But should she keep the ring? It's a $10 million ring. I mean, he's a billionaire.

I'm sure he's... That should not matter. Oh, right. Okay, okay. I mean, me personally, I'd probably offer the ring back. I would try to give it back, but if the guy's, like, keep it. it, then, I mean, yeah, you keep it and do whatever you want with it. I just can't imagine.

Someone will be like, eh, just go ahead and keep it. I think if he did something, if he cheated on her, she keeps the ring. Okay. I think if they break up or... If she dumps him for sure, like, for no reason if she's just like, this isn't working, she needs to give it back. Do you know, I just got a note here that Mariah got gastric bypass surgery. She did?

Mm-hmm. Is that what she needed the two mill for? I don't know. I don't even know how much gastric body is probably not two million. Mariah Carey for New Chapter in Life, six weeks after gastric sleeve surgery, it reduces the amount of food all out on the stomach. It just puts a sleeve around the stomach. Yeah. No, I mean, that's always crazy to me.

And people that, I mean, I know people have had it done and had great success. But then, I mean, you really can't overeat. I didn't know Mariah Carey was even available to get there. She didn't seem that big to me, right? I don't know. Celebrities, I guess if you have enough money, you can convince doctors to do whatever you want. You can do it for five pounds. Yeah. Sleave me up. I need to lose about seven this week.

Yeah. Well, so yeah, she had a $10 million ring, cashed in over $2 million. That jeweler saw her coming, man. What? In Mexico, you can get the sleeve for like $4,500. In Mexico? It's pulled up on Google. Oh, boy.

So this kid put his school on Craigslist. You see that? Try to sell school. No. Got banned from graduation? How much? Well, so he was. went up and he put it on Craigslist. He said, hey, got to sell the school. Loss of students.

Meaning graduation? His joke was interpreted as sinister and a threat by the local school district. He's been suspended and banned from his own graduation. As a matter of fact, it just happened. He did not walk. The ad listed several amenities, including the athletic fields, plenty of parking, a bigger than normal dining room, the cafeteria. Yeah. It's a little harsh, huh? It seems that... It seems harsh.

Because that's a once-in-a-lifetime deal, walking the stage, graduating in high school. What sort of precedent are they trying to sit here? Like, don't put our school up on Craigslist as a joke. Anyone else? Don't joke around. You would think that they would suspend them and then go, okay, on further review, no, we're not going to suspend you. But everybody else, we're watching you. A three-day suspension, he said, but denying me the ability to walk?

That's a lifetime moment. They're overreacting. I agree with a kid. I agree, too. He shouldn't have done it, but they shouldn't have kept him from graduating. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Florida Georgia Line, Jason Aldeen, Dan and Shea, Carrie Underwood, and Backstreet Boys have been added to the performers list at next week's CMT Music Awards.

Little Big Town, they're going to be hosting, and they are also going to perform. It's going to be pretty awesome. Which, speaking of Little Big Town, they released the video of their remake of Elton John's Rocket Man. If you want to check it out, it's pretty cool. Go to Bobby Bones.com. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinning. It's time for the good news. With Amy.

Tell me something good. So 21 years ago, this teacher had a really bright student in her class. And on her last day of school, she wrote a note that just said, hey, you know, it's been a joy to have you. keep up the good work, invite me to your Harvard graduation. Well, it's like sixth grade. You're probably just assuming the kid would go to Harvard. Well, the kid went to Harvard. And 21 years later, remember that the teacher had said,

invite me to your graduation. So she put out this heartfelt note to her teacher thanking her for the encouragement in sixth grade and straight up invited the teacher to her graduation. That's cool. I bet she was kind of kidding with the Harvard thing too. Oh, totally. Yes.

But I mean, obviously she saw the student was bright. But it really happened. Yeah, that's cool. There you go. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobit Bones Show. Bonehead. This story comes to us from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

A man was riding a stolen motorcycle when he came upon a bunch of cops. He's like, oh, no, that's a roadblock for me. He jumps off the bike and just starts running. And they're like, why's this guy running? They chase him and they run. Oh, it wasn't for him? No, they were filming a commercial on motorcycle safety. They ran the license plate afterwards, found out it was stolen, he was arrested.

Huh. Lunchbox always had this idea. Or maybe you were trying to get random kid Cody, our old intern, to just sprint past cops. Who's idea with that? Yeah, that was mine, my. Yeah. I think it'd be so funny just to walk in front of the cop, look at him, and then run as fast as you can't away.

Yeah, like you're walking across a crosswalk. You see him and you just take off running. Did he ever do that in? No, no. We kind of got discouraged to do that. We didn't want to get too much trouble. But are you really doing anything wrong? Well, I asked a couple of police officers.

They said we would definitely follow you, tackle you, probably put you in cuffs, and then make sure you're not not. If you just ran, like, you just saw them, looked and ran. Correct. I wonder what that rule, because if I were an officer, I would also think something's up, and I would probably follow. Yeah. Because why would they be running? Exactly. But again, there's no law that says you can't just see a cop and sprint.

Maybe you're sprinting because you're happy. Let's give a shot. Let's send lunchbox out. Yeah. Now, that I'm into. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones.

Let's go. Transmitting across America. So Mike D. and I have a debate going. I don't want to tell you whose sides on whose side yet, but Mike D. A.K. Quiet Mike, A.k. Magic Mike, aka My, Mike, Shurona. So, I'm going to play you Will Smith rapping, okay? And one of us thinks this is really good,

and one of us thinks this is terribly cheesy. Okay? So Will Smith posts us on an Instagram. Here you go. 20 years of swag, y'all just witness. Let me remind everybody who Will Smith is. Rappers make it rain. Let their money hit you if I throw my money, y'all.

I'd probably kill a stripper. The illis, realist, big Willis, down with the man in charge of with Uncle Phyllis. Everybody want to do Will Smith numbers. I don't know if your life got that many summers. I got inspired. Quickly I unretired. The fresh prince just rewired and slightly the modern fire. But still, people dancing and shaking and moving and whaling.

to feel like I'm an alien, really. So that's Will Smith in the studio right now. You think that's good or cheesy, Amy? A little cheesy? You do, you think it's cheesy. Just a little bit. Why is it cheesy? I don't know.

I feel like, that's just the vibe I got. I want to like it because I love Will Smith and I can sort of be into it because that's my wheelhouse. But it is cheesy. Eddie? It's good. You think it's good.

So good. Yeah, you think it's good. He's taking it back to his roots because that's what he was like. Okay. I love it. But, okay. You're picturing, okay.

Go ahead. What? I'm just picturing Will Smith now singing about. That's him now, though. I know. Lunchbox? It's great. He is calling out everybody else saying,

look, you guys think you make money. I make the real money. You are not on my level. Oh. That's about the lyric. Yes, you got to listen to the lyrics. He is talking trash. You like it?

Yeah, he goes hard. Okay. Wow. I'm the minority. So Mike, what do you think? You think it was good or cheesy? I thought it was cheesy. Oh my goodness, you're crazy. Did you listen to the lyrics?

Let's go to somebody else young here. Morgan number two, what did you think about that? I thought it was really good. Yeah. Oh my gosh. I'm talking about Morgan number two? So I brought it up to him. We were in the car and I said, hey, look, Will Smith's back in the studio.

But Mike, how old are you? 26. He doesn't really get Will Smith. Okay, I get that. You weren't watching Prince of Bell Air live, Fresh Prince. I guess not. But even Will Smith when he was on the radio. When he had getting jig with it.

In Miami. Good stuff. That was hip-hop to us back in the day. And it is amazing. But this current song, like, you're going to listen to it by yourself? It's just him freestyling. Are you going to download it? It's not up for download or maybe I'd stream it.

Or stream it? Why are you hating on the fresh print? I'm not asking. 20 years of swag, y'all just witness. Let me remind everybody who... Everybody's bottom in their heads except Amy and Mike De. 20 years, guys. Why is so cheesy to you, Mike D?

It sounds like dad rap or something. Oh. Okay. It is. You're right, Mike. It's no post-malone, Mike D. Sorry. I mean, I like Post-M-L-L-L-O.

It's definitely not like Drake. Okay. Was that the first rap of that came to your mind? No, Kendrick. Actually. Kendrick did. Okay, stop. Now, stop it.

Okay, so, but we as a room think it's pretty cool, right? Yeah. Okay. Sorry. Amy and Mike did a little too cool for the room today. The Bobby Bones show. Guess we got jury duty, me. Uh-uh.

No. Like, for real? When? You don't have to... El Chapo! That's the case I'm on. Dang! El Chapo.

No, I go to my meal, and I'm like, what is this? Do I owe the city some money or something? I don't even know who it's from, but you just know it means business. Yeah. And I open it up and it says, you have Jerry Duty. And it's during my book tour. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, you definitely...

So I'm supposed to be gone. What do you do? I was thinking I just don't show up. Or I send lunchbox to represent me. I like that. In court? Because the dudes want to know. Oh, for sure.

illegal cases. Yeah, I know how to get you out of court duty or jury duty. I'm afraid you put me in jail, though. Nope, just say you have a biased. No, but that's really fiction. You can't just go on and go, I'm biased. Oh, is that? You can't go in and just yell, racism!

You can't. That's my thing. Ask anyone. Hey, everybody. I'm known for that. Here's my insta feed. Suddenly you have all these crazy posts. So what I'm doing is I wrote a note back to the jury head.

the foreman even. Yeah. And I said, hey, I'm out of town. I'm on book tour. I have a new book out. It's called Fail Until You Don't. It comes out June 19th. You should pick it up.

Pre-order it now at Amazon. I said all that. Oh, you should have signed a copy. Well, I don't have it yet. So, but I've asked to have it moved. The whole case. The whole trial. I was like, if you can hold El Chapo for another couple weeks.

We're good. What I have asked is I've given three other words. week blocks, which I only have four weeks. Does that work? Can you tell the court here's my schedule. So pick a case. You're the Beyonce of Jury. I link them to my Apple calendar. Guys, have pick

Have a look see. Is there anything in 2019 you got coming up? Wow. So yeah, I got Jerry duty for the first time ever. A little bit of me is excited about it though. Like what really? Yeah, because I feel like I'm all I mean, I have to be the foreman.

I'm a leader in my heart You're the leader Okay Yeah And what if they sequester me What if it's like OJ Part 2 And It takes months

You're in a hotel room For like months What would we do It's like me and Judge Ito Just chilling I don't know I am What do we broadcast live From the Hilton

No I don't know Would we be able to communicate with you Well I have Jerry duty The phones You can call If you have something you want to add to this I'm not yelling anything racist in court to get out of it.

You guys are crazy. That's probably smart. Well, what if you just yell like, I'm mentally unstable? I don't need to yell at that. People I already know. Say you don't believe in the justice system. That's it. You're out.

I take in the scales of justice and go, Your Honor, and then trash it and throw it on the ground. I don't know. Something. Russia. I go in. Wow. I'm not. I think it's my civic duty.

Yes. Especially if you plan on running for governor one day. Oh, I'm going to be governor of Arkansas. That's what I mean. Like, you can't have, you can't have this on your record of, like, going into court. He skipped jury duty because he yelled. It's more than because. Mentally unstable.

I'm mentally unstable. They keep playing that clip over. Your competitors, like, their slam ads against you would be so easy. Just me and court going, your honor! But somehow I feel like you would still win. They're like that he's honest. Yeah, amazing. Hey, all we're looking for someone that tells you.

That's true. He speaks to mind. Yeah. I mean, so many people would be like, that's relatable. Because I feel mentally unstable about three weeks out of the month. So there's that. I want to fill you guys in. I'll let you know how it goes. I see some people wanted to talk. So we'll grab some calls and take it here at a second. By the way, lunchbox went and did his four minutes to stand up last night. I can't wait. It's like all I've been wanting to hear.

Amy, I heard it. What's your think? Tell us more. Let me just say that I raise my eyebrows. Like, like, hmm? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That could be a good thing.

I went like this. My brother went, hmm. How did you feel about it? I thought I crushed it. Give it a grade, A plus or Z? A plus. Oh, there we go. There we go.

I mean, you don't need to go any lower than A plus. Can you go A plus plus plus? You can't. You can do whatever you want. A plus plus plus plus. Wow. Okay, okay. So that's happening later, too.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Elizabeth. In North Carolina, what's happening? Hey, I was just going to say that I actually didn't show up for jury duty and nothing happened. Oh, wow. How about that? I completely forgot about it.

I didn't write it down. I lived by a calendar, so I normally write everything down. The paper came in the mail saying, hey, you've got jury duty. I just stuck it to the side and was like, oh, I'll write that down later. Never wrote it down. Never showed up. Didn't get in trouble. So your advice to me is?

Well, I wouldn't say don't show up because I don't. I'm not going to lie, I freaked out. My brother-in-law is actually a magistrate, so I called him at like 1 o'clock in the morning going, oh, my God, I did not show up for jury duty. He played a prank on me, told me they were coming to the house, they were going to arrest me, they had a bench worn out for me. So, yeah, my advice is still, you know, go through with your letter,

figure out what you need to do. Don't be like me and just don't show up. I mean, you're not calling from the big house. I think it worked out pretty good. Well, yeah. I mean, have you been pulled over for a traffic bylaws? yet because that's when you find out that you've got to, you know, you don't use your blinker once, next thing you know you're in jail.

But they don't send you to jail for not doing jury duty? Well, they used to. What are you in for? I didn't do jury duty. I'm serving 12 to 15, the max. Days. Hey, thank you, Elizabeth. Maybe that's it.

I just don't go. How about that? You know what I mean? Maybe. Yeah, I got jury duty yesterday. Ah. How about this? Linda in Pennsylvania.

Hello, Linda. Hi, Bobby. How are you? I'm good. Thanks for calling. What do you want to say? I work for a doctor. I live in Pennsylvania, but we live right on the border of New York State, like mid-up state, New York.

And she is a primary care doctor, and she tried to get out of jury duty. And they denied her. So we had to cancel a whole day's worth of patients because she had to do jury duty. But she's only a doctor, right? I'm a DJ. Yeah, she's only a doctor. Yeah, he has a book coming out. Fail until you don't.

Bail until you don't. June 19th, you can pre-order Amazon. Yeah, she called the commissioner and told her that, you know, she's on call and she does not have, but she's independent by herself. And he said, not too bad. You've got to show up. I mean, like, what if you're a brain surgeon? You have a really important surgery that day? Looks like Harold's not getting his work down.

You know what I mean? But the patient, I don't know. I feel like. Hold off on your seizures for a day while I do your surgery, you know. No, I get it. Well, so here we are. At the crossroads of life. Yeah.

Because I don't have time for that right now. Do you know the case? Yeah. You know what it is? Is it awesome? Hey, is it the M? Is it murder, the murder case? Oh, that sounds awful.

Because if it is, dude, you got to go. They need you. I don't know the case. Oh, you don't know. It's not for a month. So I'm not going to know the case now. But yeah, yeah. You don't want the M.

You want like the S. Whoa, whoa. What's that? Stealing. Shoplifting. Oh, shoplifting. I thought I wanted the D. Oh, yeah. What's that one? Driving too fast.

Destruction. Anything for the D. What about the D? Yeah, yeah. This is burglary. Stop. Hey, so what's your list over there? Oh, it's how the grocery store is tricking you into spending more money.

Mm-hmm. Are they tricking us, though? Are they just getting us? Oh, it's a little thing. Yes. It's a little, I don't know if they're tricking. They're being smart, because, Obviously, you're there to spend money and they want you to spend more.

So they're doing things that make you do that. How many? How many things? I got four things. Okay. Here we go. Four things. Here we go.

Number four. So music. If you walk in and you notice that a store is playing slow tempo music, then they're trying to get you to spend more money. I don't know. Research has been done. And when you're just kind of like taking your time going through the store, you end up buying more. So they recommend putting earbuds in and listen to upbeat fast music. Get in, get out.

Blotting it. Yes, okay. Number three. Also, they place items near checkout, duh. We all know this. That's where the candy, the soda, the chips, all that stuff is. And it's even in your kids' faces. And you're kind of just trying to get out of there.

So you'll just throw whatever in your cart to make it happen and end up buying last minute things for no reason. Number two. Okay, so pricier items are often put at eye level so that you'll see them on the aisles and the more expensive stuff. So if you're looking for a brand that may be less, or more, just look up or down because at eye level you may end up grabbing something that's just more expensive when a cheaper thing might be below. And then watch out for in-store samples

because sampling products leads to immediate sales. They say you try it, you love it, you end up buying it, and they got like a 10 cent off coupon and you're like, oh, 10 cents. Okay, I'm going to buy this when you're just saving 10 cents and you otherwise would have never bought it. Do you do that? Samples? I mean, yeah, if there's the coupon, yeah, yeah, definitely. I like to say it. since. Okay, well, there you go. Thank you very much. Amy just said she's calling an audible.

I don't know what that means. But right before I at the microphone, I'm calling an audible, boys. Oh, boy. You know what that means, right? I do, because I'm a sports guy. Like, in sports, it's when you change your mind last minute.

Like, you're going out on the field to do, you know. Okay, just go. Yeah, yeah. Ready? Yep. Because I know what's going to happen. You're going to make an analogy that doesn't make sense,

and lunchbox is going to yell at you. And it's the whole thing. So let's just go to it. No, I was going to say the coach is like, okay, everybody, go out there and do the snickerdoodle. And then last minute. That's my point. You name plays fun things, right? And then Tom Brady suddenly like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, snickerdoodle.

Scratch that. Do the Oreo brownie. Oh, boy. See what I knew that. That's an audible right there. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Miranda Lambert is getting back in the fashion business.

She announced Idlewind is going to launch. at Boot Barn stores later this year. It's a line of footwear, apparel, and accessories featuring a vintage vibe with a fashion edge. What's it called? I think Idlewind. I-D-L-E-L-A or American Idol. It's spelled I-D-Y-L-L-L-Wind.

Oh, all right. Idlewind. So Sam Hunt told us that he has another new song coming out pretty soon, and he actually debuted the song at a show recently, so we got a little clip. I don't have the right clip How may my audible didn't work No they put it up the wrong clip I have it because I had it up yesterday

Oh nothing lasts forever You have the actual clip? Okay perfect Well I put it up yesterday Show me where yesterday's clip is All right this is a disaster Amy this is what happens when you call an audible Oh yeah I felt like it was under control

Snickerdoodle Should have gone snickerdoodle Okay well sorry aim That's all I don't have a clip Okay Oh man this is where Tom Brady gets taken out of the game Okay. But me and coach.

I know there's a clip. I had it yesterday. Hey, Raymond, where's that? Now I'm dead set of getting this clip. Where's this clip for the Sam Hunt song from yesterday? Yeah, I'm looking for it. Didn't we put it up yesterday? We were going to do that bit with you talking about Sam Hunt?

We did the bit. Downtown's dead. We didn't put the new one in, though? No. Nothing lasts forever? I'm sure it goes a little bit like, nothing lasts forever. Snickerdoodoodle is terrible. Whatever that does happen.

The Oreo Brownie, don't do it. Just put. Okay, good aim. I'm Amy. That's your skis. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good.

So there was a three-year-old girl. She was swimming in Minnesota at the lake over the weekend. But this 11-year-old who was swimming nearby saw her go under and thought she's under a little too long. Like, she can't hold her breath that long. So the 11-year-old realized she wasn't playing, yelled for his mom, who started yelling, drowning. he goes under grabs her pulls her out

an 11 year old grabbed the 3 year old pulls her out they give her CPR they save her life now everybody's getting CPR certified like both families

all everybody oh yeah but yeah the 11 year old like realized what was going on yeah was paying attention aware of the situation yeah and saved the little three year old's life

little girl that's crazy huh I was nervous about that when you guys were in my house all the kids at the pool oh I kept like looking for my kids. My son had floaties on but not my daughter

but there was luckily a lot of people around. There were a lot. Yeah. But sometimes I would have my eye off him for a little while and I'd be like,

oh, I'm a bad parent if something went wrong right now I would have no idea. Yeah, because there were like 12 kids. Yeah, at least. And like, I mean, 11 of them are Walker Hages. Right.

No, Walker has six kids. But there were a lot of kids. Yeah. And so the odds are somebody's gonna, if you have that many kids for four or five hours. I was just waiting for the crying somewhere to start.

And it never happened. Yeah. So I think we just go 100% Never invite kids back. I'm always 100%. What? Are you joking? No, I can't do that.

The most fun that my kids have had in a long time. That's true. Well, I was just happy. Nobody fell. Yeah. Nobody, you know. That's good parenting all around. Thank you.

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Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. We're back. No more audibles. I know. I'm done. What happened? I said we have a clip of Sam Hunt's new song. Off the air. Off the air.

And Mike was like, yeah, I'm on it. Which obviously his new song is downtown's dead. So that's what Mike went to put in. Mike did the right thing, except for I meant the new song, nothing lasts forever. But it's only like a live version that sounds like terrible quality. I know. It's my fault. You don't even have to blame you.

You don't even have to blame me. I already know. Tom Brady's fault. I know. There you go. Well, that's settled. And then Ray spills water in the border a little bit ago. So we're dealing with like, like, I'm probably going to get shocked to death right here.

I hope not. Like, I've already had to change in microphones. Well, today's just been a disaster. It has? Based on those two tiny things? One, first of all, our board is shut down. Okay. Well, whose mistake is bigger, Rice.

No, no, Tom Brady's. This is not a competition of it. Oh, it sounded like one. Hey, Raymond Amy's throwing you under the bus out of here. What up? I'm just kidding. Okay. My microphone works.

It does. He spilled water on your microphone, too, so give it time. Okay. Let's do, uh, we gotta do the corny off. I'm already voting for Eddie. Why? Because that's rude. You're coming in sour.

What does that even mean? I'm not sour. Okay, well, she's changed my mind. Now we're back to even. Okay, here we go. Now, so, here we go. The morning corny. We got to move microphones because everything's broken around.

We've got a shift. Maybe they'll get us a new board, though. Maybe this is... Pour water and all of them. So they have to get us a board before tomorrow. Okay, you ready? Yeah, who's first? Me?

A winner goes first, yeah. You want Eddie go first? I mean, I don't know. I went first yesterday. The winner goes first. It's the corny off. Eddie, you're up first. All right, here with you.

The morning corny. What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga like? What kind of sushi? does Lady Gaga like Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra B'o Boob She likes raw sushi Yeah raw sushi

You got to say raw You were just saying raw raw raw But he was trying to go with the song Raw That's tough because I didn't get it Because I thought you were saying R-A-H the whole time That's what I thought Yeah raw raw raw raw

If you're reading it That makes a lot of sense If you're hearing it that's difficult I got it, and if you weren't my competition, I would have been laughing. Amy, that's weird, but I appreciate that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm probably a little slow on that. I did not get it at first.

Well, you've had a rough day, I mean, already. And lunchbox, did you get it? No, I thought you were saying that R-A-H. Also, I was like, don't you mean, like, raw? Raw. What does Mike D think? Mike D? I understood it.

You did? Why were you L-O-L-Ling? Quiet Mike doesn't make noise. He was supposed to be R-O-L-F on the floor. Or whatever. Ready, Amy? Yeah, yeah. The morning corny.

What kind of crackers do televangelist seat? I don't know what those are. What kind of crackers do televangelist seat? Billy Graham's. Oh, that's funny. I know that. Dillie Graham crackers? Too soon?

Can I vote? Oh, I didn't know. Rice and peace. He died. Rice and peace. But I mean, he would laugh at that. Billy would be like, what up? That's hilarious.

I'm going to tell that from a pulpit. Yeah. Okay, let's go here. Lunchbox. I know who Billy Graham is. That's funny. You know who Lady Gaga is. Mike D. Quiet Mike, aka Metamusal Mike.

You got to go with Amy. Yeah, I also go with Amy. So it's a sweep today, but that puts us at one-to-one. That means tomorrow. It's what we wanted, I guess. The tiebreaker. And then the winner tomorrow carries the championship into Friday and does the joke all themselves. I had a list of good jokes, too.

I just feel like I picked the wrong one. Dang it. That's a big part of it. That's a big part of joke telling. As lunch one know. Because coming up, Lunch one did. Oh my gosh, I cannot wait. Amy, here's the problem.

What? It's so raw and dirty. Dirty? Oh, I can't play some of it. What? I just can't. I can't. I can't play it.

Why would you do something inappropriate that we can't air? He goes and does four minutes and two minutes of it. just the dirtiest thing you would ever hear. So I can't... I don't... But it's audio for the... It doesn't matter. But when you're at a comedy club, you have to make them laugh.

And sometimes you've got to get them laughing by starting off with something a little dirty. I mean, it's a lot. And I can't. I'm thinking about putting it up on the podcast even. Okay, so you can do the podcast part, but... And that means after the show... I don't know. I'm going to play some of it later.

But there's some that's not dirty. One of them is the joke he didn't hear. I mean, is there a way we can get the clean. version. Like, I can interpret it. Like, um... Mike, what do you think? Mike was with them. Even beeped, though, I think some of it. You can't... It is. Even beeped is bad.

I was... Okay. Maybe I could see the transcript and I could do a clean reading. Uh... No, because you wouldn't get the joke. And you wouldn't get it. You can't really mess with someone's art. And that's lunch is art. You know what I mean? And these is, this is a joke he made up himself, right? Yeah. I mean, yeah.

It's your own material. Yeah, that's what I did. So that. Well, that's what I did. Well, that's what I did. Well, that's what. do that. I'll play you what I can play you coming about 30 minutes, okay? Top five right now. Number five. Everything's going to be all right.

David Lee Murphy. Everything's going to be. I need this today if the board's cracking out. You know what? Amy's calling audibles. You did kind of Not panic, but... No, no, no, no, no. You did kind of get us on quiet mic a little bit, because you're like, what? Mike, clip! And then we're all like,

quiet Mike, Mike, what's the problem? I didn't ever blame him once. Who did you feel like the problem was? Never once did I blame him. I explained what happened. You tried to point it towards quiet Mike because you were like, well, I told Mike to put the clip in. This is, but you're not finishing my sentence. Don't, no, you're going to, this is going to irritate me.

I'm going to get irritated. This is going to irritate her. Hold on, everyone. I don't want to irritate Tom Brady. Don't irritate me because I 100% never put the blame on Mike Died. I explained the situation. Can I start saying that? Can I call that?

Guys, don't irritate me. And then everybody just relaxes. I'm just saying, I came into this place an eight, and I'm about to be a six. Okay. I mean, why would y'all want to do that? Why would you want to crush somebody? Yeah. Sometimes six is funny.

Sometimes Amy, the six is funny. No, I'm an emotional eight. I told you that. I'm an eight, but oddly emotional. Number four, woman amen. Y'all should sing this to me. Oh, boy. Thank God for this Amy.

Amen. Kane and Brown at number three with Heaven Everybody's talking about I just can't wait to go Way to go Saying how it's going to be so good So beautiful So beautiful

Lying next to you And it's bed with you I ain't convinced No Take a damn I don't know how Heaven Heaven could be better than this

There it is Number two One number number Luke Combs And your new number one Are but Darius Rucker There you go Congratulations to Darius

About five minutes ago Darius Called an audible during the skinny For the first time This is the last time I ever did that Now she's answering songs We have no idea what she was ever talking about But she's not talking to the songs Well he just asked

I believe maybe he's got a little crazy this morning I was a little confused go-goo. All right, good job on those clips, Mike D, those are good clips. Those five were strong, Mike D. Yeah, he got them right. Didn't you know what?

See, that's her saying that Mike D got the wrong clip. He did. He did. All you said was Sam's new song. Not some bootleg audio from someone's cell phone that someone put on the internet.

He did, but at poor instruction for me. I think we've bleeped lunchboxes material enough to be able to air it. Because I'm not going to air something where people are driving in their car and they feel uncomfortable with their kids. Yeah. So I wouldn't do that anyway on purpose.

There are times where I mess up. But I feel safe about, and I can't air at all. Half of it I just can't even touch on the air. So I've had to edit it a bit. What did you say? Can we know the theme? I tell you off the air. And we'll play it.

We do a show after the show that goes up on the podcast. We can play it more there. But there are just kids in the car. I don't want them to hear that. So. It's good. I think you did. How many jokes you do total six? Seven jokes?

I've edited down to three. I can play three and I had to bleep them. So that's coming up. Lunchbox Funn did stand-up comedy last night. And I'll play you the three best jokes, like a best of, and beeped. Okay. Okay? Can't wait.

To be fair, we did say you could do as well say whatever you want on stage. We didn't say it had to be super clean. Right. He went at it and attacked it. Like a pit bull. That's what he does. Chris Rock. But pit bulls are nice.

Yeah. Like lunchbox. Unless they're trained. Yeah, chihuahuas are mean. Oh, so mean. They are the meanest dog. They are. I've had my whole life I've had chihuahuas.

Like I had a pit bull for 15 years, was never once aggressive, ever. And people will be like, ooh, that dog. I'm like, nah, raise them good. At chihuahua, they're all angry. All of them, even if you raise them right. They'll attack everyone. Okay, that's coming up. I got a couple announcements making the next segment too.

So, lunchboxes comedy comes up. And how do you feel about it? Matt, A plus, plus, plus, plus. A plus plus plus. I can't make you feel like you had to edit it that much. Heavily. Yeah, yeah, yeah, heavily. Here, hold on.

Come on to those days right now. Give it up for lunchbox. Okay. Well, we'll leave it down. We'll leave it down. We'll leave it down. You know what I'm saying? I love it.

I'm going to announce a couple things here. Number one, we here on the show. It says the Bobby Bone show announces the first ever the Bobby Bone Show live at the rhyme on June 8th. So next Friday we'll be doing our show live from the Ryman Auditorium. So if you're in Nashville or if

Oh, do I have an announcement music? Oh, hold on. That's cool. Okay, okay. Where is the announcement music? He didn't say anything. Oh. Where? Okay, see. This one? And we're gonna do this live. What? And we're gonna do this somewhere else.

Yeah. All these are all old. The rhyming. Yeah, Mike D's not like good at putting clips up in. You're onto something there. Which one do you want? That's a good one. All right, here we go. That's awesome.

The first ever live from the rhyme in June 8th. We'll be doing our show. So anyone can come watch. So if you're in Nashville for CMA Fest or you're just in Nashville period, you can come watch the show. We'll be there for I think 7 to 9 a.m. doing the show. How much does it cost? None. We're not going to make any money off this?

Nine dollars. Hold on. We'll come back to that. None dollars. No, and we're not charging. This is amazing. Our guests include Chris Jansen, he's going to play,

Cassie Ashton's going to play, also Maddie Pope for American Idol is going to play, the winner of American Idol and Caleb for American Idol. They're going to come by and play. Are they still dating? As far as I know. It's only been a week. It's only been like a week of now.

But yes, so that's announcement one. Announcement two. Plans for a multi-city book tour have been revealed leading up to the release of Fail Until You Don't, Fight, Grind, Repeat. So my book's coming out in the 19th. So Charleston, South Carolina, and then New York, D.C., Boston, Tampa, Fort Pierce, Austin, two in Austin, two in D.C., Wichita, Kansas, on the 29th. So all of this we're posting.

And is there anything else? What's to say? The Bybones Red Hoodie Comptor sells that six-show residency at Franklin Theater. That's already a thing. So, yay. Next Friday, we'll be broadcast live from the Rhyman. Hopefully we don't spill water in that board. Oh, man.

That'd be a bad one. You think we'll have all our clips ready for that? day? No, there's probably not going to be any from there. No audibles? Would we play clips from there? No. I don't know, man. Just never know what else. I don't know what's happening. Man, that's kind of cool we're going to do it with the rhyme.

Oh, by the way, let me mention this. You bring up money. Lunchbox has asked for a talent fee to go out because we're doing this show outside of the show. He thinks anytime we leave the studio, he should get paid a talent fee. If listeners can come and watch and meet us, that is when we

get a talent fee. Like Eddie did want it McDonald's last week, that's a talent fee because he went somewhere, was on location, and he got paid. We are going to be on location, so we should be getting paid extra. Well, we are getting paid to do the show. Right. Understand that. We're doing the show from there.

It's a two-hour live remote. It's a show. It's not a remote. It's the hours that you are told you have to work. We should be getting a talent fee. From who? Yeah, who's going to pay us? The Riemann?

I don't know. Work. Somebody's there. The Ryman has let us use their stage and the most historic venue in country music history. Allowing us to be there. We are promoting the Ryman. They don't need our promotion. We are bringing.

No one would be there at 7 o'clock in the morning if it wasn't for us. I don't think they're really one people there at 7 in the morning. They're probably like, they're going to sell. They're going to sell concessions probably, so they're going to be selling concessions probably. So they're going to be making more money. Frito pies or what? Coffee? Concessions.

Popcorn. Get your big pickles? Because you're big pickles and pretzies. I don't think that's... Have you ever been to the Riemann? They have concession. Exactly. It'll probably be open at that time.

I don't know if it will be. People will be on vacation and they wouldn't be at... Oh, why? I'll go to the Riemann this morning. Absolutely. Make them an extra $100. They should split it with us. We should be getting a talent fee.

So you're saying we should get a revenue share. Talent fee, revenue share, whatever you want to call it, but we should be getting paid extra on top of what we get paid for work. Huh. So we're going to be doing our show live from the Riemannman, the historic. rhyming. Who's played the rhymin before?

Everybody. It's where the opera started. Johnny Cash. I mean, all the... We're in how many cities across the country? How much notoriety are we bringing to the rhyming? They don't need us. $120?

Yeah. I thought I was like, I like to pretend we're in like 20, period. Now we're in Canada. Yeah, you think the Canadians knew about the rhymin before we're going to play live there? Probably not. The Canadians. I do. I do think so.

Yeah. Yeah, because, you know, people like... Hank Williams. And the offer is still there for part of the year, too. Go ahead. No, you're not getting a talent fee for that. How much do you want? It should be at least $300.

You want $300 to go do the show at the Ryman. Yes. So what happens? We just do the show without him. Yeah. And we can leave him here, I guess. What's he going to boycott? Yeah.

Yeah, I could. You're going to strike? I could say, hey, I have a remote fee to make appearances, and this is what I charge. And if you don't want to pay it, then I won't show up. Wow. Is that how this works? Yeah. I don't think he can just hold out.

I think he reads a lot of like stories. Yeah. I think he sees like NFL players. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Going, I'm not going to play. Yes. Yeah. They do that.

They have a contract. Is that where you get your ideas from? No, I just, I know that people. Eddie, when you went last week, did you get paid extra on top of your salary? Yeah. Well, you explained to him how that works. It was outside of the show. He was promoting a business.

Right. And the business pays to have me there. Hold on. Is the rhyme in a business? We should pay to go to the. Riemann. Like all of us you have to chip in. I don't have anything. We just happen to be using their location. I'm sure it was our idea to hopefully use that location. It wasn't like the Ryanman was like. First time they've ever let outside show in and broadcast live in the morning. Oh, Bobby, let me ask you this. When you take the red hooded comedy tour out to places, do the venues pay you to show up? Or do you pay the venue to be there? Wait. Well, somebody pays the venue. They didn't rent the venue at. The venue is a business. That's what I just said. That you have to pay. Eddie, you're not. Eddie, you're not. That's a terrible analogy.

That's a horrible. You made my point for me. Thank you. Because I do get paid. Eddie, be quiet. High five for being on my team. But how that works is a promoter rinse a venue. Yes.

And then pays me and then bets that I can sell more tickets than he's paying me. There we go. That's my point. No, Eddie. Eddie, you're still on lunchecks aside with that. Well, then maybe we should get paid, man. Yeah, exactly. But maybe we should get paid to be there.

Well, anyway, next Friday, we'll do this show from the book. I mean, I guess you just meet me and Bobby. That's all right. But anybody can come watch. Fly in for it. Yeah, fly in. And I'll have my wife stand out there and take $5 at the door per person. Now he's bringing his pregnant wife to stand outside.

So last night was an open mic, and lunchbox was going to go out and do four minutes of material. And four minutes that he created himself. And so he went out, and what they do is there are 25 spots, and everybody draws for a spot. And what number did you get? 24. I was there for... three hours. But at least the crowd's will looser by that point.

Or tired. Well, they've been drinking a lot by that point. Okay, I understand that. But I'd like them in like 12. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I totally felt bad for you. At 24 I was just, oh my. I didn't get on stage till 10.30.

Yeah. I was like, this is never going to end. What were the other people doing ahead of you? Some of them, I have no idea what they were doing. What do you mean? They tried to tell jokes. and it was just like, what are they talking about? One guy got up, he told two jokes,

and forgot halfway through what the jokes were, and then he just goes, okay, I think I'm going to go off the stage now, and he watched off the stage. Oh, my. That's hard. It was. It was his first time doing stand-up,

and you felt bad for him. But I told myself, hey, watching these people, and these people will be better than a couple of them, so I was happy about that. So that wasn't a joke. That was being serious. I was being a serious.

real. That's a good one. So yes, you just sit there and you watch these people and they go all over the spectrum of trying to be jokes and funny and one girl, I think she was really good, but I think she was way too smart for the people in the room. No.

But you were getting her jokes? That's a good one. No, my wife was. She was like, this girl is really smart. Oh, your wife and with you? Yeah, she sat there the whole three hours. Oh, wow. You didn't do that joke you said in the studio, did? He did. He did. He did not. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. He did not.

Okay, so here's the... Guys, what do you mean? It's comedy. I'm not scared to say it in front of my wife. I don't care. I can't play the whole thing. You have to understand that. There's four minutes of it.

I can only play about a minute and ten seconds. Wow, out of the four minutes. Yeah, because he totally went raw. Like, it was HBO after dark, raw and unput. Yeah, I don't know. I think he's trying to shock him a little bit. Dang, man. So here's what I can play.

What's interesting to me is they have a walk-up music for you. Well, they have a band. There's a band? Yeah. That's a... drummer and a guitar player and they just play a little intro music and there's some host guy

he comes up, introduce you and he is real nice at the beginning he goes, listen guys, we only got two people left so don't forget to laugh and I was like, well, you don't have to tell them to laugh like if it's funny, they'll laugh that's, no, that's what he said. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I'm just getting the

sound effects ready. No, no, you don't need crickets from my jokes, I'm telling you. Now, question, go ahead. Is my Facebook joke going to make it? No. What? It's not right. What? Are you kidding? me? That was a home run. I'll put it in the post-show

pre-show, which we do after the show. I can't believe you think that one was bad. I can't play it. Like... I can't. I have no idea what jokes you're playing. Okay, here we go. We're ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Here we go. Joke number one. I have no idea. Come on to this stage right now. Give it up for lunch box. Look, I don't expect you to laugh

if it's not funny. I don't care what he said. Don't be nice. When I came here first time, and he said, oh, you know, you got four minutes. I looked at my wife. I said, I can't even last four minutes when we have I'm not going to be four minutes on stage. But that's okay. Kind of all right? No, okay, good.

I mean, that's all right. Okay, wow. Okay, okay. And what I was saying is. No, I get it. I got it. I totally get it. I'm just like, okay.

Should I put the laugh effect in there? Yeah, help them out a little bit. I want to know the crowd's genuine. Okay, okay, my bad. So don't skew it. This is a joke. Yeah, don't skew it because I want them to hear the real laughter because there's Okay, then don't laugh over the joke.

You guys were doing... You were, like, laughing at the awkwardness, too. Don't do that. Just let it play. Okay? Okay. Come to this stage right now. Give it up for lunch box.

Look, I don't expect you to laugh if it's not funny. I don't care what he said. Don't be nice. When I came here first time, and he said, oh, you know, you got four minutes. I looked at my wife. I said, I can't even last four minutes when we have... I'm not going to be four minutes on stage.

But that's okay. Kind of all right? No, okay, good. I mean, that's all right. Okay. All right, there you go, joke one. Okay. Okay, here we go.

This is the joke that he ran by us in the studio. I've been married. I've been married happily for three years. And I've been, I mean, I guess that's good. Thank you. Three years. Thank you. And I always say, you never know who you're sleeping next to.

Like you watch the news. Husband, murder's wife. Wife, murder's husband. Wait, I thought you're supposed to love me and not kill me. So I kind of had an incident like this with my wife a little bit of go I went and got Lysick you know or you fix your eyes I wake up the next morning I roll over I said what the hell if I've been sleeping next to

I thought I knew had no idea Woo Yeah That's a bad one Yeah They like that one they like that one They like that when you hear that laughter Don't even like they're not laughing

Just to get an image though Is that the whole room laughing? How many people are there? I need to know how many people are there. 18 by the time I got on stage? Okay. Do you feel like they're laughing at you knowing that you messed up or the joke?

There was no mess up there. I nailed that joke. What are you talking about? What do you mean messed up? When you said that's not funny, they laughed. They laugh at that. Not the actual joke. Yeah, when you say it, not good?

Okay. The first one, the first one that was that. That one they were like, They were like, ooh, I can't believe he said that about his wife. It's one of those uncomfortable, awkward, funny jokes. Lunchbox, dice clay. I don't know who that is. Andrew Dice Clay, duh.

I've never seen him. Okay, so here we go. This is the last joke I can play. This is Lunchbox, his closing joke. I had to cut all the rest of it out because it's filthy. Okay. This is the last joke. Lunchbox opened mic last night.

All right, this is him on, what's this titled? Trying to get wife pregnant. Okay, here we go. Are all of them? Okay. Amy, to be fair, I'll do 20 minutes material about the same thing. Okay, so his wife is the, because she's been a part of every joke. But that's totally fine.

Okay, here we go. My wife of three years, we've been trying to have a kid for a year and a half. Wait, what's funny? Does that even a joke? They're drunk, dude. No, hold on. Do we miss that thing? Am I missing something?

I mean, I made a motion like you're humping. I was doing it. a little thrust in in the air. See, I didn't know. I was genuinely asking. If you're doing physical humor, I think that's a part of it. Like, good for you.

You have to have stage presence when you're telling a joke. Absolutely. So now we know why that one guy, like. No, that was a genuine Mike D laugh in there. Is that your wife laughing? Well, that's Mike D. Mike D, you like it when he thrust the air?

It was funny because it's funny. Okay. Listen, I'm not hating. I actually like it too. Okay. Whatever makes it work. I just didn't know why. I understand.

Okay. My wife for three years. we've been trying to have a kid for a year and a half. And when you are trying to not get a girl pregnant, you're freaking out every month. Oh my God, like get the morning after pill. When you're trying to get your wife pregnant, it's amazing how hard it is to get her pregnant.

So a year and a half, we've been trying. You know, we're doing it. We're checking that little calendar. Oh, she's most fertile. Let's get in. Let's do it noon. Come home for work, babe. Let's do it in the car.

Nothing. But I got the call last week. I'm going to be a dad. first time now. Now, I just have to tell my wife. Thank you guys. Oh, like there's someone else. Oh, like you knocked up.

Like, these are my confessions. Cheating joke, that's a good one. They laugh. Everybody. And I mean, when has he ever done a nooner in the car? That doesn't matter, though. You're being a little bit of a hater, Amy. You're being a little bit of a hater.

You are being a little bit of a hater. Like, when did I get a random girl pregnant? I didn't. Okay. I'm just kidding. Let's, okay. Okay. What would you give your performance?

Touchbox? A plus plus. The crowd loved it. I was walking back to my seat and one lady high five me and goes, that was excellent. Okay. Amy. I think that he, I honestly, I was laughing over here. I had to be away from the mic.

But, I mean, I think he did good. It's not. Yeah, he did good. He had presents. He owned it. He was confident. Can't hate on the guy for the first time doing stand-up. I couldn't do that.

Eddie? This is his first time, dude. And I think he killed it. I really did a lot of room for improvement. That's a solid B-plus. I think your stage presence is good because you just went at it. You just got to jump right in. You have to be confident up there because a lot of people are very timid.

And if they mess up, you start clamming up. But now you're an expert. Amy like sniping from the hater bushes. Hey, listen. What? He's not. He's good. But he should just We all said he did. We all said he to good and now he's like, yeah.

No, I'm saying. I do. I go up there and I'm just loud. Hey, hey. Yeah, dude. What else? What else? All you said was my stage presence. Oh yeah, Bobby, tell him more.

Because you're, Bobby, you actually do this. So you should give him. But it's so hard to judge somebody else's art. Okay. Like I would. Lunchbox. I didn't think your punch lines were that solid, but it doesn't matter. What do you mean?

Weren't solid. I love the technique. I love the technique. Just yelling. That was a bad joke, right? That was terrible. I like that, like the sympathy joke. I like that.

Like, what was not solid about, now I've got to tell my wife? That was, boom, home run, dropped the mic, walk off the stage. No, listen, I think he did a good job. No, you said my punchline wasn't strong. And my punchline about not realizing what my wife looked like until I had LASIC. That was great. What that? Blank, have I been sleeping?

Oh, boy, now he's working dirty here on the show. No, I thought it was good. I thought it was good. I thought you're the hardest thing is the stage presence. You can always get better at right. So I thought it was good. Yeah, thank you. What was my great?

You're going to take him on the road? No. Oh, no, no. It's too dirty, dude. What? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't want me. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

You make anatomy jokes. Yeah, but the word I use is weiner and that's like once a show. Yeah, lunch bugs. Bobby couldn't even play yours. I don't curse in my real life and you're up there. Beep, me, baby, baby. I couldn't even play half of your material. You couldn't say other words?

Yeah, you couldn't substitute. You couldn't substitute words. What am I going to say? a package? I don't know what word is. I don't know. I do an hour with no bad words.

Nothing dirty. Yeah. How was it four minutes? Can you do an hour? I could work up to an hour. What do you do? Did you have fun and will you do it again? Oh, I had a blast.

Oh, I would do it again. I crushed it. The crowd loved me. They want me back. Black hoodie comedy tour coming up. Black hoodie. The same black hoodie that he wears every day here. What is that?

What's that shirt? Salt Lake City B's. That's right. Representing Salt Lake City. Yeah, represent. Why are you representing Salt Lake City? You've been there? No, I've never been there.

Okay. It's probably free. You got to play. It was free. My cousin worked for him. See, that's funny. This is a good joke. Oh.

No, I never been there. Is that a joke? What? No, I've never been there. Oh, you literally have never been there. Oh, no. There you go. Guys, I bet you're just singing us.

I thought you're singing us. Yeah. Okay. Oh, boy. sweet story. An Oklahoma woman was hit by a police car. She was left in a coma. She lost the memory of her husband. She had no recollection of their wedding.

All she remembered was their teenage daughter was a toddler. That's all she remembered. Now the pair, the husband and wife, are renewing their vows because she fell back in love with him and they're getting married again. Wow. That's, I just had goosebumps. That's crazy. The married couple have also reached a $2 million settlement with a city five years after the incident. Think about that.

Think about him too, going, oh, my wife. One, you get hit by car. Two, she didn't even know who I am anymore. But they spent time together and they fell back in love and now they're getting married again. Okay, it's sweet and everything. But just hear me out. It's the only guy she knows. Of course she's going to fall in love with him because that's the only person she knows

that does stuff for that she had ever been romantically even associated with. So, of course, yeah. You could not fall in love with someone. Because she doesn't know what love is. So she thinks, oh, this guy treats me great. It's love. That's what it is. I don't think she lost all concept of human relations.

Yeah, because she's basically starting her life over when her daughter was. Yeah, like 25, 28. Yeah, I'm sure they look a lot different too. So maybe, you know, when you're already with someone and you're in love with them and you're changing together, you're like, okay, we're getting, you know. But she may wake up and be like, Who's this guy? Yeah.

You ever see that movie 50 first dates? That's exactly what I was thinking about. Yeah, it's a good movie, right? That was he so hard. Oh, you didn't like 51st days? Oh, God. So corny. Oh.

So corny and dumb. No, I liked it because there's no way a guy is going to go back 50 times and do the same date over and over. No. If he loves her, he will. No, you wouldn't do it. My wife, no. I know I shouldn't be hoping while I watch Adam Sandler movies and go. That gives me hope.

Oh, yeah. Listen, I'm holding on for anything at this point. So, the movie like that, go, come on. Have you ever seen while you were sleeping? Uh-uh. Okay. It's a good movie, too. Check it out.

Yeah, what's that about? Sort of similar. He ends up in a coma. She kind of tricks the family, and she ends up being his fiance, but she's not really, but she's the one in love with him, but she convinces him to fall in love. Well, that sounds kind of schemy. It is, but it's a really good movie. You ever see the Lakehouse?

What's that? That's the one where they send the lake house? letters when he's dead. Keanu Reeves. Yeah, so Keanu Reeves and Charlie Sterron, I believe. They live in this lakehouse, but there are two different, like, centuries, like decades. And so the only way they can communicate is by sending letters to the mailbox. It's kind of cool.

That's kind of like you got mail. Based on true story. Two people at different points in time. Does it give you hope? No, but you know the movie that gives me hope? What? Is serendipity. Oh, of course.

And Kate Beganzell's in it so you want to find her glove. Yeah. You all ever seen the notebook? I've seen it. I've read that book in one. day. That's a good one. You guys ever seen Cinderella? Yeah, it's good. Come on. Real good.

Hey, what about Pretty Woman? Okay. It's just the prostitute thing really got to me. Stop, stop, stop. I like that one. No, it ends, like a fairy tale. I like that one. Like, she didn't have a, she didn't want to be in that position, you know? You know who the modern day pretty woman is?

Amber Rose. The one that dated Kanye and Wiz. that had their kid, had Wizz's kids. She was a dancer. That was Cardi B. But that's what I'm saying. She met them, got famous. She's the pretty woman of... I don't even know.

I don't think you've seen the movie. Interesting take. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Hey, home is something good. Old Nana had a birthday coming up. She was turning 80 years old and she wanted to do something special. Raise money for charity and inspire people.

So she started asking for donations. And on her 80th birthday, Nana, went skydiving for the first time. She said, I want people to feel free and don't let sickness stop them. So she raised money for cancer research and she jumped out of a plane. It's awesome. Man, I did that at like 28. What did you fundraise for?

Not crap. Yeah, me neither. I did write on my new book, though, why I jumped out of the airplane, which I've never revealed. Finally, we shall know. Did I ever tell you? No, you never did. And Lunchbox and I went skydiving like a week before you. Yeah, but mine was for personal reasons.

I know. But that's why I knew it was a big deal. because we went together. You didn't come with us. Then like a week later, you're like, I went skydiving by myself, and we were like, what? And you had reasons for doing it.

And I've never shared it. No, and that was 10 years ago. Yeah. By the way, that book comes at June 19th. That's on like two and a half weeks or something. Yeah. But yeah, that's in the book. That's weird.

But listen, I hated it. I had it every second of it. A page. I want to go straight to it. I don't know. Oh. I didn't like skydiving one bit. Mm-mm.

Me neither. And she's 80 and did it. And she raised money. I would just think I would have a heart attack. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Because as soon as you jump, it's like this. You can't breathe.

It's cold. Really? Just for a second. And then it's super calm. Like, as you're free falling, it's super calm. And then when they pull that cord, it pulls on your mid. Everything. Hard.

It pulls hard. I hated the float. Because the float, if anything goes wrong, you're done. You're done. On the float. If a bird flies to your parachute, you just. I've seen it. What about that landing?

That looks kind of rough sometimes when people land on their butts. My landing was okay, but I kissed the ground. I kissed the ground, man. Yeah, there you go. Good for Nana, and she raised some money. And no, I didn't raise money for anything. Amy, did you? No, I didn't.

I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't either. That was tell me something good. So why did she come up? Oh, someone quit their job. in a drastic way.

That's right. He went into the restaurant and freestyled that he was quitting. Yes. Was it chicken place? It's just Popeyes. Popeyes chicken.

He goes in as like, here's why, I quit Popeyes. He did it to, um... He did it a parody to... I don't want to work here no more. I don't want to work here no more. You drop a food on the floor live. Yeah.

So, I Netta de Mood said it came up. Who quit her job live on the radio. Eddie, for your listening pleasure. Here we go. It's I netta de Mood said it. And I told him. I told you I had a very important announcement and here it is. I refuse.

I refuse to walk around and watch people on my job, looking over my shoulder, people lying to me, people talking about me. It's ridiculous. It is sad. I can't take it. I'm not going to take it. I don't have to take it.

I'm not a dummy. I know how to find another job, but I refuse to walk around people. You can say what you want. want to say about me and if you see me on the street, I'll let you know whatever you want to know. But I refuse. For the last six years, I made $6 an hour. That ain't nothing. I just got a raise after six years. I know I'm qualified. And after saying this, I don't care if I ever get another job in radio, period. It does not matter to me. But I never will not be set in the mood

at BLX no more. I refuse to walk around with people that are speak to you. Hey, Annetta, how you doing? But then as soon as you walk by that, I will not do it to myself anymore. So if you're confused about

what I'm saying, listen very carefully. I quit this. Come up big station. Yeah. That's crazy. I don't know if she's working on radio anymore. I know. I need an update. I don't know. My favorite part is She did it structurally like a real radio break.

Like she's talking. She got a music bed under her perfectly. And then as soon as she goes, I quit this, beep. She hits a jingle right out of it. I love it. So you think the station guys, the managers were trying to get in the door? Like, what is happening? Nah, it's too quick.

That break with two minutes. That's amazing. That's Aneta de Moodza. I love that. You do? Yes, that was great. Surely we can find out where she is now and what she's doing. You know what Annet is doing?

She's not radio anymore? Oh, well, she didn't care though. Like they know her? She doesn't care if she ever gets a job radio. You look her up? Yeah, what's she doing now? She's on Twitter, but hasn't tweeted in two years. Oh, so she's not really on Twitter.

She's tired of that, man. She's on Instagram. She didn't want to set the mood anymore. So I have this get together over the weekend, and I think I had 50 people come over. It was a lot. I got a food. I got a DJ. We got a swim pool.

All these things I never thought I would have. So here I am. And I go, okay, well, let me share it. everybody comes over and somebody breaks a toilet, that's okay. That's normal. At a party, some things get broken. Well, everybody's leaving at the end of the day, and Eddie's wife runs over a light and crushes it in my driveway. And so here I am going, do I just take responsibility because I threw a party and she drove over a light? Or do I say, hey, Eddie, you should pay for this.

Hey, BJ in Nashville. What's up, buddy? BJ. Yes, sir. What are you thinking about this? Well, so I'm, you know, as soon as I heard you talking about it, my first thought was you were the one that took on the responsibility to decide to have the party, so you have to take the responsibility for the things in your house that may get messed up in the process. To be fair, BJ, it was not in the house. It was outside the house. But it's still your property. It's your responsibility because you were the one that decided to throw the party. I'm not arguing with you.

I'm new to this. It's a good point, BJ. Oh, is it Eddie? Yeah, I like that. Of course it is. Did you see your wife drive over the light? Nope. I just saw her looking at it.

Did anyone see it? I saw it. Yeah. We thought it was a DJ at first and I was like, oh, that's Eddie's wife. Oh, really? Oh, man. Was it loud? Yeah, it was a big crunch.

Did she try to drive off and you guys stop her or did she stop in her? No, she stopped immediately. Okay. Okay, around the room. Amy. I mean, oh, I feel like Eddie should offer it pay, but if I know you, you're going to be like, Eddie, don't worry

about it. I got this. Should Eddie offer to pay? Should Eddie pay? Yes or no? Yes. You say yes. Lunchbox. Absolutely. You do the damage. You got to pay for it. If I have a party and you come over and break a window, I'm not that's your fault. You're paying for it. You broke something at his house.

He was nice enough to have you over and you can't take care of his things. It's kind of rude. Or he gets to come over and break one thing at your house. Oh, now we're talking. That's what I'm talking about. And he gets to ticket because... That's funny. Yeah.

Like, I totally was on that. I threw a party. I should take all responsibility. But lunchbox just threw a new wrinkle in. Interesting. So I get to come to your house and break one thing. Look, man. And I'm not expecting you to maybe have gone through this.

But, dude, we've all thrown ragers, you know, in high school and stuff. And people broke stuff all the time. And you never called him up. You'd be like, dude, you broke my mom's lamp. No, you just rush to the store real quick and buy the lamp and replace it. That's what you would do. It's part of throwing a party. I'm asking because I don't know.

I've never thought a party before. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, dude. I mean, experienced party thrower right here. It's just, you just... I'm just shocked Eddie's not offering to pay. It just doesn't make sense to me. If I ran over your light, I'd be like, where do I go get the light? Bobby, I got a baseball bat in my truck.

You can go get his TV. Dude, that would be the most valuable thing in my house. Would you let me come to the house and break one thing? As long as it's not the TV. Like, I didn't tell you what you couldn't run over and what you could. But to be fair, it was one light out of like 10 that are sitting out there. That's a lie to achieve though, Mike. Dang, man.

So how expensive do you think it would be? It doesn't matter. Have you estimated it yet? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it over $100? Yeah. Would you ask me to pay it all in full or like?

I'm not asking you to pay anything. Because in my heart, I threw the part. I just wonder what the other perspective was. Oh, okay, so you already know what you're going to do. I threw the party. I felt like anything that happens, any people that I invited at it, over. It was an accident. You didn't steal something. No, no, no, no. We never do that. So, I'm okay with it. I just wonder what the room thought, but now Lunchbox has me excited.

To go break something in my house. I don't even want to break something. I just think it's such a funny idea. Anything you want. Anything I want, I get to break. Your choice. My choice. Come on, man. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, hey. I'll fix a light. I'll fix a light. Don't worry about it. You let me break something to your house. And I'll worry about whatever you break your It makes what he brings. It's all done. I mean, that microwave looks good to me. It can't be anything.

Not the TV, though, right? I can't promise, because I didn't say anything but the light. Oh, man. Can I come over and just break something? Yeah, and bones, I mean, if you think that's fair. You give me full trust to come into your house and just break something and we're even. I think that's fair. I think it's fair too.

Yeah. I'm glad that we resolved this. And you don't have the kids at home because if he breaks one of their toys. Yes. They could cry. That's true. Yes. I love this idea.

I've never been so excited about a segment of my life since Lunchbox is comedy earlier this morning. Oh, man. Katie, you're on the air. Hello. Hi, Katie. Good morning. Oh, hey, I wonder if they can't hear us

because our microphone's dead, Ray, because we poured water into it. Do you think that's it? Katie. Yes. Maybe I have to yell louder. Can you hear me? Yes.

What would you like to say? Yeah, I think it's got to be a microphone thing because we had trouble with the last two callers. Amy, you talk. Say how to Brooke. Hey, Brooke. Are you there? Yes.

Oh, welcome to the Bobby Bone Show. What would you like to say? I think that if Eddie has to pay for the light, the guy who broke the toilet has to pay for the toilet. Tell her we don't know. Yeah, but we don't know

what happened with the toilet. I didn't tell her I didn't do any sort of forensics on the poop. Bobby didn't do forensics on... You can get DNA off that. No, you can. I already throw it away. Terry. Well, I mean, he said that he thought

somebody broke the toilet. toilet. I did. Yeah, but that person came in and cleared their name. They swore on, like, their children. Ask her how she's doing today. How are you doing today? That's violent.

I'm so good. Ask what part of Louisiana? What part of Louisiana are you from? Parity. Oh. That's where parish that's in. Oh, that's how I used to summer there. What parish is there?

Funny, Amy. That's a funny joke, Amy. That's what parish she's from. What? What? What parish are you from? St. Charles. Oh, St.

They don't have counties. Tell her to say it. you don't have counties. Yeah, I know that you don't have counties. You all have parishes. Yeah, I know. Tell her I appreciate you. Yeah, what do you know?

You know a lot about the movie. I know. I'm just sitting here appreciating you. Good job, maybe. Okay. Yeah, hey, also, do you like to read? I do. Okay, check out, Phel until you don't know, June 19th.

I have a book tour. That's not you. It's me. It's me. I mean, Bobby has a book tour. Yeah. Okay. It's available on...

I just wanted to let y'all know that I really, really, really love y'all show. Me and my kids listen to it every single morning. Oh, thank you. And they, like, absolutely love... Who's your favorite? ...lust listening to the Bobby Bone show. Oh, who's your favorite? Yeah, we don't really have a favorite.

Okay. Y'all are, like, y'all are different than most talk shows and most radio shows. And we just love listening to it. Awesome. Well, we hope you have a great day. You too. Okay, bye. Nice for a game.

Hey, on Friday at 9 Central, we are going to be selling our newest Pimp and Joy shirt. It's a retro shirt, and what we're doing is we are trying to get these dogs for vets that have been through action and herd, their service dogs. And so each dog costs $20,000. And so that's expensive. And a lot of vets come back and they can't afford them. So what we're trying to do as a show is try to get them as many dogs as we possibly can. We don't know if that's one, two, three. but Friday at 9 a.m. Central, so 10 Eastern, do the math.

These shirts will go up at Bobby Bones.com. We don't have unlimited, so you can get a Pimp and Joy shirt. It's a retro. There are T-shirts and sweatshirts and tank tops. So, yeah, and that's what we're trying to do. So there we go. It's Wednesday. Man, crazy, it's already Wednesday, huh?

I know. That one day sets the whole world. I know. Friday, that happens. Also, today we announced that next Friday, not this Friday, but next Friday, we'll be doing our show live from the Riemann, I'm in Nashville.

We encourage people to come by. The doors will be open. We're doing the show from 7 until 9 a.m. So two hours. And stopping by during that show will be first and second place on American Idol, and they'll perform Maddie Pope and Caleb. And then Chris Jansen's coming by. Cassie Ashton's coming by.

And so they're going to play as well. And you can watch us do the show from the Ryman Auditorium. That's next Friday. It's not Maddie Poppy. Maddie Poppy, it is. What I can call on her. Pope. I said that looks in my head.

Okay. I say that to her face. I say that on TV once. Yeah, I just thought maybe I'd correct you You should But I've done it eight times I talked to her the other day I know her and I still mess up her name

It's like Maddie Pope It's like Bobby Jones That's what happens Maddie, thank you I'm such an idiot huh I can't wait to see her play Yeah, she's gonna be cool She's gonna play

So yeah that's at the rhyming Anything else that you mention I think it's it for now When's your book coming out? June 19th $10 cheaper on Amazon right now Oh yeah, right now. Right now.

There you go. If you want to pre-order and save $10 on it. So there's that. Our intern, Jordan, they can't hear me in the room because we poured water on the board today. Oh, yeah. And by we, I mean Ray. Hey, Jordan, we're on the air. Hey.

Hey, so I hear you have a thing for Dustin Lynch. Yes. Is that true? Yeah. Is he your number one? He's my number one. I'm tearing up thinking about him. What, did you just say you're tearing up thinking about him?

I am. I love him so much. Okay, spit your gum out. She didn't know she was coming in here. Oh, lunch just took her gum. Eat it, lunch. Eat it. Oh, my God. Oh, what did you just do?

Flipper, why? You're disgusting. Why did she eat her gum? Yeah, what did she's over to? You've never in your life done anything I've ever said, and that's the one time he does it. You guys act like I care, man. Lunchbox. That's disgusting.

Why would you eat her gum? Would you eat mine? Yeah. Here I have a piece. You want it? No, I'm done. I don't know why you're chewing this gum. There's no taste left.

Why would you spit this out? No, why would you take, why are you chewing the gum? Why would you eat her gum? That's the question. Okay. Well, so Lunchbox just grabbed her intern's gum. Okay, we get it. No poppy bubbles.

All right, I'll spit it out. No popping bubbles. So you almost cried talking about Dustin Lynch. Yes. Why does he mean that much to you? I don't know. I guess it's just because before he was like a big thing, I, like, liked him before everyone kind of knew his songs and like, I don't know.

I don't know what it is. And, like, I went to a concert last summer of his where he, like, he performed in Shelbyville, Delaware, which is, like, a really small venue when I was working in Maryland last summer. And I took my shirt off at the concert and, like, threw it at him. One of his shirts I, like, had bought. But you had another shirt on underneath it. But I had another shirt that I wore. It's not deaf leopard 86.

I'm like, okay. But I threw it to him, and he signed it and threw it back to me. And I, that was just my life was made. So I framed the shirt and it's like hanging in my room and everything. Wow. Okay, so Jordan, our intern, is 21? Yes. Yeah. She looks like, I've made a couple comparisons, but Olivia Munn a bit.

Yeah. But also she looks like The Bachelorette. The new one. Yeah, Becca. She does. Would you agree with that lunchbox? Yeah, you do look like Becca. Becca?

That's such a compliment. Thank you. Absolutely. So, I mean, Dustin's single. How old? Google Dustin's age? He's got to be 30, right? I was going to say 33, but I'm guessing.

I don't be that old. He's 32. Wow, look at you. I mean, I'm just full of knowledge sometimes. She's better at age than I am. Okay, so. Go ahead. So, how old are you again?

Sorry. 21. 21. That could work. Yeah, you want to call him? She just gas. Call him. Call him.

Call him. No, I don't. But. Okay. I'm just being honest. I'm not going to put him on the spot on the air. That's true. Well, text him a pick.

If I didn't know. know him, I would probably go, hey, because I wouldn't care. I mean, he has an easy out. Like, sorry, dude, she's 21. Like, I don't think he probably dates 21-year-olds. Oh, come on. Why wouldn't he? You tell me he's not hitting the college circuit? I mean, he's on tour all over the...

You're a junior in college? About to be seniors? Yeah, I just... Yeah, I don't see Dustin dating someone that's still in college. So it's okay. He has an out. Huh. He's obviously going to think she's pretty.

Oh. Just meeting him would honestly be... Oh, that's all you want? The greatest thing ever. I could probably give you this address. No, oh, wait, Bobby, you're not going to like call him real quick, but Jill's Zinder to his house? I was just kidding. It'd be the ultimate creeper.

I wouldn't do that. So, but you love him. I do. Yeah. I really do. I mean, she doesn't even hesitate. He posted a video on Instagram last night about how he hasn't found the right girl yet. Yeah, here, put your iPods on.

I have that. So here's Dustin Lynch talking about that. I wrote that song to you guys that do have good girls in her life. I'm still longing to find that person. I've not gotten mom's approval yet. It's a hard. thing to do. You can't walk through the mall holding hands because it's just you can. I've absolutely held my girlfriend's hand on the mall. Even after you were dating her for a week?

Yes. How about after like six months? Yes. 400%. How you feel about that? I can be his girl. Yeah? I can hold his hand. Yeah. You like his voice? Oh yeah. Is that what you said? The country, like the accent. I don't know what it is. It just, it's awesome. I love it. Do you like him, cowboy hat or baseball hat or no hat? All hats. Oh, all hats. Oh, all hat. Just a hat even. Question. How tall are you? I'm 5'10. Oh, you're that tall.

You may be taller than he is. Yeah, he's like 5'8. You know how tall he is. How tall is he? He's probably. I think it's 5'8. He's 5'8. I looked it up.

It's okay. We can get over that. Interesting. I wonder, could he get over that? I'm sure he's dated girls taller than me. Oh, yeah, yeah. Models or something. No, but I've heard, I've heard from people that they've seen him at, like, bars and stuff,

and he's with a really tall, like, model, like beautiful girl. Huh. Interesting. So it makes you a little upset. Yeah. Well, this is Jordan, our intern, who really wants to get to know Dustin Lynch.

His song, that song, Good Girl, is so good. I got it. Good girl, because I got myself a good. Do you feel like he's singing, do you? In your heart? It's me. It's all about me. Would you be able to date him?

He's 33. That's not a big deal, do you, huh? That's totally fine. What would you do on your first date in your mind? Your perfect first date. You and Dustin Lynch. Oh my gosh. He picks you up.

In the truck. In his truck. In the truck. I don't know. Probably just dinner and then maybe some serenading afterwards. Oh, you wanted to sing to you obviously. That would be awesome. That would be ideal.

Okay. Come on in, Dustin. I'm just kidding. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. I wouldn't put him on spot like that. But let me do, I may reach out. Her heart sunk.

No, it really just did. I can't even feel my chest moving. Okay. Huge fan. Okay. But here's the thing you can't do that. You can't be a fan. I know, I know.

That's the thing that's probably already soured this. Maybe he won't hear at this part. Maybe not. But anybody that goes, ooh, I'm a super fan. I'd also like to romantically be involved. The max a dude thinks is, okay, we'll hook up. So how do girls handle that? Are they just like...

You got to play, cool. Go ahead? I don't know. That's the hard part for Bobby. Everywhere he goes, you have super fans, but like I say, a fan can turn. I wish I had that problem. No, girls, that's what it is. He has to worry about that everywhere he goes because he has to worry there.

Do you go with me everywhere I go? How do you know this? He has to worry about women using him because of his fame. I don't think that's the case But that being said Let me see what's up You know It's gonna be tough round day

To superfan But maybe you guys can at least meet Yeah that would be life made Dial it down though Yeah I just didn't I'm nervous though Because it's like when I'm around Like Samhunt and stuff

Like that's totally cool But I know some of us Would freak out Better looking at Samhunt Yeah Do you? I do I'm more of a Samhung guy on myself

Oh my gosh See this is the problem Well same is married That's true I can still like them, though. You're not like that. Oh, my gosh. I like this game.

Hold on, Bobby. Yeah, go ahead. Okay, so Sam Hunt, Trump's Dustin Lynch. In my mind, yes. Different taste for everybody, right? Okay. Go ahead. I mean, if I was looking at guys, like, out on the street and stuff,

I mean, I think Sam Hunt has awesome qualities that I look for in a guy. Yeah, like shoulders. Yeah. Dark hair. All of that. Go ahead. Hit me in with another one name. Okay.

So Sam Hunt or Keith Urban. Probably Sam. Yeah, probably Sam right now. Yeah. Wow. Okay. A little younger. Sam Hunt or Jake Owen? Sam. What?

Sam Hunt or Walker Hayes. Now here's the thing about Walker. Walker is extremely good looking. Walker Hayes is. No, there was like at your party, there was a couple girls there. They had never really seen Walker in person. And they were like, I'm not, and Walker's wife is right there in like his six children. It wasn't like anything weird. But there was just comments like, he might be the most.

perfect human I've ever seen. And he had a shirt off. He looks like a kin doll. Yeah, Walker Ace does, you're right. Yeah. One of the people that were there said, Walker has six kids. He said, huh, I get it. I'd let, I'd have six kids with him too. Yes.

And I was like, easy pervo. I know when my dad met him. No one's ever said that to me. Like, oh, I'd have eight of your kids. We couldn't stop having kids. Okay, okay. Okay, so you know, okay. Give me one more.

Okay, so Sam Hunt's still winning. Sam Hunt. A Walker is a close one, though. I might go Walker. He's clean cut. I like to clean cut a little bit. Oh, my gosh. Oh, it doesn't get any cleaner than Tim McGrath. Oh. Oh, Walker's clean. I get it. Yeah. Okay, so Sam's right. Never mind. Game over. Sam Hunt wins.

Congratulations, Sam. I think Walker may be Sam. I think you missed me three times Sam. Probably Walker. Oh, okay. Well, congrats Walker. But tie. I probably tie. I take them both. What you say, everybody? Yeah, yeah. Get out of here. All right, thank you. The Bible Show.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. So police around the girls. country, they make a surprisingly high number of trips to this restaurant for fights. It's like across the country, it's known for fighting. So the easy answer

is a waffle house or an IHOP because they're open at drunk times. But if this is a story, it's not that. Do you know it already lunch, lunch, I have a guess. Go ahead. Buffalo Wild Wings because of sports. Oh, that's another good one. Fights. Okay, I would say

Nobody's right. Chili's. Oh, good one. No, Chuckie. Cheese. Ding, ding, ding, dear. Chuckie cheese, and it's all because of fights between adults. In fact, in a lot of cities, there are, yeah, are more fights at Chuckie Cheese than any other restaurants.

Can I tell you why? Why? They serve beer at Chuckie Cheese. Well, and they, I also was reading more into it about how instinctually parents, like, if something's happened to another kid, another kid, and yeah, they've been drinking, they want to go take care of business. How about that? And they start fighting, and then the parents end up into a fist fight.

How about that? How about that? What else? Bobby, I genuinely. I genuinely don't know the answer to this question, and it's weird. My educated guess of knowing you for so long as if the answer is no. Go ahead. But have you ever been dumped, or have you always been the dumper?

Well, so here's the thing about that, is that I've been rejected many times. Yeah, that I know. Oh, but I mean. You made that clear. No, and she even knows. Like, I've tried it unsuccessfully, I wasn't able to reel in the fish, right? Yes. Yes.

But I mean, once you've been in... I've been in so few relationships and they've been going so wonderfully. You can count them on one hand. I know. And I'm pretty sure that in one way or another, you were the one. Yeah, I would get scared and go,

run away! Right. You were the one pushing. I've never been dumped, only rejected. Because once I get them, that lure is deep. They're not getting off unless I release it back into the... It's all fishing.

Oh, my gosh. Stop. Depends how much tap for you have, you know what I'm saying? No, but that makes me sound kind of dushy. I haven't been dumped, but I've been rejected a lot. No, it's not, because I think some of it has to do with a deeper issue with you and, like, relationships once things really start to get serious and you've been with them for a while, you have nothing else to do besides release them because you know that you're just going to be keeping them because you don't know that you can move more forward. Right. So what's the point of all this?

The most effective strategy for feeling better after you get dumped? Because I was going to ask, what have you ever done when you got dumped? Because, like, I've cut my hair, I've colored my hair, I've done all the things. I've been dumped. Every time. Amy know exactly the opposite. Amy's never been rejected, but dumped every time. I've been only rejected and never dumped.

And the best way to handle it is to eat your favorite foods. Studies found this. So I know sometimes you like to emotional eat and eat your feelings, but there is real legit science behind that. It does make you feel better. I was eating for about two months or so, perfect. A-plus clean. And then at my party ate pizza and snow cones and fajitas. I mean, my stomach and my blood sugar was just rocked yesterday.

All things were rocked. My belt is bad, man. Yeah, okay, what else? Well, speaking of eating, Americans are scared to take a lunch break for fear that their boss will think they're lazy. I'm like, what is the world come to? Bosses, you need to make sure your employees know that they can take a lunch break and they're not going to look like they're a good employee. We need to create a safe environment to eat lunch.

I think it's not a boss thing. I think it's also a competitive thing within each other. Like, I want to work longer than Jimmy over here in the cubicle. So the boss sees it. I don't think the boss expects it. As a boss myself, there's no expectation of it. But if, you know... So how do you feel when we sneak out here to eat?

I get nervous. I know. I'll be honest. But you get nervous because you may miss a segment. Not because I'm like, don't go out and eat. I don't care what you do as long as you're back for a segment. I know, but you're in here working and we're kind of... Oh, I never leave.

go out there to eat. I never leave. But that's you guys and that's me. How you got to eat? I don't hold you to my standard. Thank you. If you guys were all me, we'd all be nuts. That's true. And we'd all be $1.49. It's sad. What you mean weight-wise? Because we're not going to be outside eating.

Oh. Oh. I thought that was funny. Hey, guys. Okay, I made me. There you go. Oh, okay. You're funny. Thank you. I made me. That's my pile.

Thank you very much. She said, do you love me? I tell her only party. I only love my bed. I'm my mom. I appreciate everybody listening to us today. We're going to go and do the post-show pre-show. We finished and we go and record the podcast

intro piece. And we'll play some of my lunchboxes' jokes because it didn't make it on the air. Because they were kind of dirty. One of them, he claims, was A-plus. Oh, the Facebook one, man. We still have to bleak the bad words, but we can actually air it.

I'll give people a warning. Good. Yeah, yeah. So if you go to Bobby Bone's show on demand and IHart Radio or iTunes, you can hear them there. Got it. Cool.

All right. That's it for today. Thank you so much. Appreciate you hanging out. We've had quite the adventurous day. Our board fell apart because water was spilled in it. Not by me. Amy called the audible in the middle of the 30-second skinny.

Through Mike D under the bus. Sounded terrible. We've quite had the adventurous today. Sometimes you fumble, you know. Hey, fail until you don't. That is what my friend says. He wrote a book about it. June 19.

Why do you let me plug you? You stop. I got this. We're getting, three-order Amazon. Get it. Thank you very much. You know what $10 cheaper right now? It's $10 cheaper right now.

You get it right now? Right now. Yeah, right now. There you go. Thank you very much. See tomorrow. Bobby phones. Yeah.

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