The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox’s Half Court Shot Challenge + Bobby’s New Therapist + Listener Autograph Stories

Episode Date: October 18, 2017

Lunchbox gets 25 shots to win the $100 half court bet, Bobby gets a new therapist and listeners share memorable autograph stories Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And a couple of hours Lunchbox will have how many shots to make this? 25 I mean, you gave me so many shots I may make 20 of them Okay So I said you have 25 to make a half-court shot And so if you step on or over the line

that doesn't count. So you've got to be from half-court. That's like the out-of-bounds line. No, your toe can be touching the line. As long as it doesn't go over, you are considered okay. No, no, I make the rules. And if you step on the line to step out of bounds, that's out of bounds. So you have to be, like, shooting a free throw. You toe can be up to the line.

You're shooting a half-court shot. You just can't be on it. Yeah, that's fine. Okay. You just said it wasn't, but now it is. Right. You want to keep moving it back? I'll move back.

That's fine. Whatever. I'm going to make it. It doesn't matter. I'm not worried one bit. He has 25 attempts in the third hour of the show to make one half-quarter shot. Can't wait. If he does, he wins straight cash.

If he doesn't, we get to dress him and put him out on a corner. For half an hour, he has to stand out there. However we want to dress him. So, fashion show, fashion show, fashion show, fashion show, fashion show, Straight Cash, Straight Cash. So that happens today. That's borderline. Easy.

Go ahead, Amy. Some faith in him. Do you? I want to believe in him. because there's times y'all don't believe in me there are times like you can believe what you want amy okay let's go right in the room before who thinks he'll make it out of 25 uh eddie no no chance amy yeah you do yeah right yes oh wow i say i say no it's too too i'll be the split emote lunchbox yes all right here we go body booms come recognizing people doing cool things it's i see you

i got a story for you there's an 80-year-old teacher named walter erics He retired years ago, but he still substitutes in Minneapolis. And so one of the students said, hey, Mr. Erickson, what makes you want to substitute teach? Shouldn't you be enjoying retirement? The older gentleman, yeah. He said, one, is love for students. But two, he's also saving money for his wife's cataract surgery, which is why he continues to work. So what the student did and the classmates, they raised money for his wife's surgery.

within the week at the school, they raised $14,000. That's amazing. And they got his wife the cataracts. I love that so much. Like, that show was so cute and sweet and thoughtful. How about that? He was like, are these kids for real? Dang, there it is.

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I do a show from my house, and last night, songwriter Marcus Humman came over, and so he wrote, Bless the Broken Road. Cowboy Take Me Away So many, right? And so we're talking And there was an old record label Mary Tyler Moore Records

Which was a big deal in Nashville Back in the day Because he's been writing since the 80s MTM records This week on the BobbyCast Grammy Award winning songwriter Marcus Hummon There was a Mary Tyler Moore record The receptionist was Tricia Yearwood

And I'm not kidding in that I remember you know she was so great And, you know, she was really nice and beautiful. And then somebody said to me, this is, you know, they said, well, you ought to hear her sing. The receptionist was Trisha Yearwood. At Mary Tyler Moore Records. I'm not kidding you. Where you were signed.

That's correct. Was Trisha Yearwood? Yes. Search Bobbycast on IHeart Radio and iTunes. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. So that was just one. Totally. I mean.

He's the first person I've ever asked back for a second one. Like, come back. Really? Yeah, because it was. There was so much. It was such a geek out thing for me. But anyway. That was crazy that Tricia Yearwood was the receptionist at his old record label.

Wow. So there's that. But now, let's not get ahead of ourselves. Let's play. Is it fake news? Well, at the Denver Zoo, they were for the first time ever able to get an alligator and a crocodile to mate and create babies. So now they think they are going to be having a bunch of subgroups of animals and different species of crocodile alligator. Like a crocodile.

Yeah. Oh. We were both there. I was getting to that. They called it a crockagator. Okay, Amy, real news or fake news? Oh, man. If it was a pocket-sized crockogator, fake, fake.

Fake, news, that's fake. Eddie? I believe it. I'm all in. You think it's real? I'm going to go fake news. Yeah. So two fakes and one real.

Lunchbox. Is it fake news? Fake news. That was fake news. Sorry, Eddie. Why couldn't think? mate. They're not interested in each other. You don't know that. Some people

just don't hit it off. Yeah. It's about chemistry, okay? Yeah. Bobby bones. All right, time for the positivity. It's called Tell me something good. Tell me something good. Amy. Okay, there's a teacher who started teaching a group of kids in middle school, and now

they're all graduating seniors. 120 of them, and he's watched him grow up and about to take on life, so he's written them each a handwritten letter telling them how special they are. 120 handwritten letters. Yeah. So their graduation gift is going to be a letter from their teacher.

I wonder if he doubles up on those. And just inserts Jimmy over the spring. No. I mean, I just say it's a nice thing. Anyway, lunchbox, you're up. There's a school in Philadelphia. They've never had a soccer team, but there was a lot of students that wanted to have

a soccer team. They kept going to the administration saying, hey, we want a soccer team. So they got a soccer team. They didn't have uniforms. They didn't have gear. So an organization called Good Sports, raise the money. bought them all uniforms and gear for the soccer team, and they won their first game.

Two nothing. Dang. They play your reg team or what? No, they wouldn't stand a chance. Oh, they wouldn't? No, heck no. All right. Wheelchair bound Anthony Alfano.

It's how the story starts, except they show his wheelchair, and his parents have built him a wheelchair that looks like a will of fortune game for Halloween. I mean, it's a humongous wheel. The costume is him in a chair, and in front of his humongous toilet, he won't go up and spin.

So it makes him happy that people come to him and spend the will. That's cool. And they're wearing name tags like Will of Fortune that says mom and dad. Oh, yeah. And so he gets pushed around and goes out to people and everybody goes, okay, I'll take it him and br-dr-dr-dr-dr. And he loves it. And so I thought that was one of the more creative Halloween costumes. Yeah, yeah.

There you go. Tell me something to good there. Get your bones on. Get your bobby bones on. What smell reminds you of your childhood? Think about that for a second. I'll go first. For me, I grew up in a sawmill town.

that's what it reminds me of is smelling wood chips and that's a pretty good smell we used to play baseball at a town called Ashdown in Arkansas and it was a paper mill and we played ball

and the outfield fence was up against the back of the mill and I'm not kidding it smelled like Duky the whole town did you drove in you're like oh no and it hurt

and her eyes watered but when you live there you got used to it weird I know And we were dread it. And it was a great town. People were wonderful.

It just smelled like poop. The air is not like poop. Because it's what the paper mill put out. What is your childhood smell? Probably cinnamon and orange spices. Wow. On our stove top growing up, my mom always had a pot of that boiling. Like she'd heat it up and it would basically be like homemade potpourri throughout the house.

That's interesting. Speaking of which, Mamwich was probably one of mine too then. Manwich is a big smell. Lunchbox? Smoke. Of. Cigarette smoke. Oh, from around the house?

Yeah, my parents both smoked, so that's all I mean. Isn't it both smokes still? Yeah, all the time. Your dad still smokes? Still smokes. Can't get them to quit, can't get them to cut back, can't get them to do anything. They just sit there and puffed the old cigarettes. I try to tell them my sister's a nurse and she gives them pamphlets about how bad it is.

Oh, she pamphlets them? Oh, she pamphlets them all the time, gives them lectures, tries to get them to go to classes. I won't listen. Old dog, new trick, not happening? Yeah, not happening. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Chris Stapleton, Florida Georgia Line, Jason Aldeen, Keith Irvin, and Luke Bryan.

They're all going to be honored tonight at the annual CMT Artist of the Year show, but it's going to be a little bit different this year. Yeah, it'll be much more fan-oriented and respectful because of the tragedies that have happened recently. And a lot of, I guess, special will be the word for it. I don't want to give away too much, but it's not just going to be them. getting up giving speeches after they get an award. Right. It's a whole different thing.

I've seen the line. I'm in it. I'm part of the show tonight. I'm presenting. I don't even know I can say what I'm presenting. But like all those guys are performing. They're a special performers showing up. It's really going to be a cool thing on CMT tonight.

Yeah. So if you can check it out, it's going to be airing live on CMT starting at 8 p.m. So definitely do that. APM Eastern. 8 p.m. Eastern. 7 Central. And then Montgomery Gentry, they released a lyric video to Better Me. It's filled with photos of Eddie and Troy.

So if you're interested in checking that out. It's up right now at bobby bones.com. I'm Amy, that's your 30 second skinny. Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. This story comes from Tucson, Arizona. A family was at home the other night when they're sitting on the couch and they see a spider crawl out from underneath the TV.

Like, oh, no, better get the spider. Yeah. Oh, there's two spiders. So they don't grab a shoe. They don't grab, you know, a swatter. It's got to be fire. It's got to be fire. I'll go fire for the win.

Alex. And they grabbed a blow torch. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, one, you get the shoe, but two, you get the blow torch, right? Isn't that the rule? And then what? The house caught on fire, and now the Red Cross has them in temporary housing.

Oh, no. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. I mean, you got to go fire, right? I mean, you never come out of there. All right. There you go. Don't do that, everybody.

Yeah. They're going for like $6,700 $700. What? Little thing that he's signing right now. Who would want an autograph from O.J. Simpson? Now, if you were just a big O.J. Football fan, I would get it.

But I can promise you, 99% of these people aren't buying an O.J. Simpson football autograph. They're buying O.J. Simpson The jailbird autograph. But it just seems like lunchbox could be a guy that would want this. I mean, I see people getting pictures with them

and things like that. I'm like, I do the same thing. You would want a picture with O.J. Simpson. If I saw him out, like, because he seems to be in Vegas and he's at the bars and doing all. I would go up and say, hey, can I get a picture, O.J. He seems to be really nice and taking pictures with people. But why? Because he's famous.

People are paying five to six hundred bucks right now. Listen, allegedly he's like secretly signing stuff because he can't make money without reporting it. Dang. Who would want to OJ signed mini football helmet? Amy. No. Eddie? Nah, I'd take it for free, but I wouldn't buy it.

I don't even want it for free. Oh, you wouldn't? The principal of it. No. Lunchbox? I'd take it. Yeah. I mean, what, he's, he served his time, he's out, he's on.

He didn't really serve his time for what everyone feels like he should have served his time for. He did not serve his time for murder. He served his time for, like, whatever, having. Kidnapping. Kidnapping. Yeah. You know. Kidnapping.

Yeah. You know. Got he made about it. And he still owes the family millions of dollars. from the civil trial for the murder case. And I understand that. But he was. So do you, in your mind and your heart,

do you think he's innocent or guilty of murder? I mean, they found him not guilty, so I don't know all the evidence. But they found him guilty in a civil trial. I don't understand that. I don't understand how you can be guilty in a civil trial and not in a criminal. So I don't really get that.

It doesn't be 100%. The jury doesn't have to go. So there just has to be some kind of doubt. Judge. Yeah. Yes, basically. Well, yeah, because there's because there were some evidence that kind of poured him towards him.

Oh, stop it with you. Stop. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones Show. People paying 500 bucks for an O.J. Simpson autograph. I'll pass. I'm like giving them five nickels for one. Amy, coolest autograph you have.

I have Taylor's supposed to autograph on a guitar. That's a good one. And it's this super special way that I got it, so I love it. And I'll always keep it. Yeah, because someone signed it. Taylor signed it somewhere, but a listener bought it in an auction, and it gave it back to you. Yeah. I mean, it was just an amazing little gesture.

Was it because your mom was sick? Yeah, so he's a doctor. Pretty sure he works in cancer. And then my mom had cancer. And then we were doing a tornado relief fundraiser. So he went on, bought the Taylor's Swift guitar, and then gifted it to me. That's a good one. Yeah, it's super special and I'll always have it.

That's a good one. It's a special one. My special one? Yeah. There was this fella. Maybe he hadn't heard of him, I don't know, named Garth Brooks, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. It comes in the first time he's been in, and I know.

No Garth now, but at the time, I was just like, holy cow, this Garth Brooks. And he plays on the show, and then he gives me his guitar and signs it. And I have it. Yeah. And he signed it upside down, too. So it's an error card. Oh, the error. Yeah.

And he gave you the guitar, too. He gave me the guitar, the case. He gave me the case. That's right. And so I have a... That's special. I have Garth's the guitar with the case, and you know this big, long message on it. And I don't even hang that up in my house.

And you have video proof, too, of him playing the guitar. Yeah. So you just have it in the case? It's in like a safe. It's in another safe. It's in another country in a Swiss bank. Okay. Oh, smart.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool us autograph that you have. Shelby in Gainesville, Florida. You're on. Hi. Oh my gosh. Hi. I'm such a fan.

Thank you very much. So I have a Luke Bryan autograph, but it was back when he was opening for Rascal Flats. That's cool. You got an old school autograph. That's cool. Yes. So we were at the merchandise table after. at the concert and he just walked up

to the merch table and we were like um is that the guy that opened? So he signed my shirt. We got a cool picture and it's been years but now he's like this big thing and it's awesome. It's especially cool because it was pre-Luke Luke. You know what I mean?

That's a go, hey I appreciate you. Thank you for calling. Hey, Kate in Alabama. Hi. Tell me about this autograph that you have where you're like, this is cool. I have Jonathan Taylor Thomas's autograph. From home improvement.

Yes. How'd you get that? He was at Planet Hollywood, and my dad took me to meet him because I, like, had posters all over my room, and I shook his hand, and for two days, I didn't wash my hands because I wanted his germs on me. I even stuck a rubber glove on the hand that I shook him, shook his hand with, and I still have that rubber glove. That a girl.

That a girl. That's awesome. His germs are preserved. Appreciate you. Appreciate you. Lunchbox, favorite autograph. When I was working at Jason's deli in San Antonio, I'm sitting there working, I look up and Tim Duncan is going through the line from the San Antonio Spurs, so I handed him a Jason's Deli menu and had him sign it. Basketball player, Amy.

I know. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't know if you knew it because sometimes you don't. Oh, yes. I'm aware. Thank you very much. Chelsea, Canton, Ohio. Hi.

Hi. Who's the coolest autograph you have? I have LeBron James' autographs. Wow. From when? He had just graduated high school, and he was getting ready to play in the NBA. And I was young at the time, and I didn't realize it, but we were at a high school football game, and he was sitting like two rows in front of us. And my dad said, he's going to be really famous, go down and get his autograph, and I did.

That's cool. Wow. You got old school LeBron autograph. Hey, appreciate you. Appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah.

Thank you for all the calls. everybody man those are awesome they're giving jake oh and a tour bus back on Instagram Jake was like hey you know here's the chalkboard and here's what it said because he was at Route 91 Harvest playing and like

there were bullet holes in it I believe so they finally gave it back to it like that's a weird thing to be driving around in now right and you think if they try to resell it you have to say here's why the bullet holes happen. Oh, really? It's almost like if you found a house

and somebody died in the house. You have to disclose that. Yeah. But would it matter to you? To some people it would. To some people it wouldn't. But, yeah, I did feel that it's kind of an odd thing you don't think about.

Like, they took it away and they should have because they're probably looking at which direction of the bullets come from where there's a lot of things that go into it. But he got it back. I saw that. That's, I don't know. I think I'd get rid of it.

Yeah, I probably would too Because I think people would also want to see it and be a thing Now that it's a thing, it would be a thing People be like, oh, there's that bus But I wonder if you have to disclose that If you sell it to someone else I don't know I mean, nobody died in the bus

No So I guess not It was just part of a bad bad event Let's do a never going to get it This is a tough one I don't think you're ever going to get it I'll be honest with you Okay

You always say that That about all of them The average American now does this for the first time at age 47. The average American now does this for the first time at age 47. Eddie, you can be the spoiler? I know why I'm the spoiler. Go ahead. Because I'm closer to 47 than all you guys.

What do you think it is? What are you feeling for the first time? For the first time, they go skydiving. Skydiving. Is that what you had? That's what I was thinking. Lucky for you, Eddie missed it. One listener gets one shot.

877-77 Bobby the average American now does this for the first time at age 47 all right yeah the Bobby bone show you're never going to get it the average American does this for the first time at age 47 around the room Amy leaves the country leaves the country that's incorrect lunchbox buys a car brand new it's solid guess coming in never going to get to Eddie buys a house you say bye The house? Bys a house. Oh, no.

Our first caller on's Amy in Iowa. Never going to get it. What is it? Get glasses. Gets glasses. Is that what you say? Yep. All right.

No, that's not it. But I appreciate you. All right. Appreciate you. Sorry, you called and didn't get it. The answer is it becomes a grandparent. At 47? That's young.

Think about it. Let's say you're 23 when you have a kid. That means your 22-year-old's having a kid. It's about right. Yeah. That makes sense. I guess my parents, especially my dad. Put that in your pipe to smoke it.

Man, that's young. That is young, right? The average American becomes a grandparent at 47 years old. Easy, you can be a grandparent. Easy. A couple years. I don't want to give too much away in case it wasn't a scam, but I got an email. And it's an email from somebody's representative.

And they were like, hey, we need you to make this video for us. I was like, okay, sure, why not? It's a pretty big name. Make a video, sure. So I make out this funny concept and write it and get on. I'm like, ah, whatever. I send it off. I don't think that was anybody's representative.

I think somebody tricked me into making a video for them. Whoa. I think I was totally scammed. You haven't heard anything back? Nothing. Oh, no. I'll know in the next couple weeks. Did you have to take your shirt off or anything in the video?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did it, but it was in my house and I was talking. It was just a weird thing. They're like, give it the tour of your house. How much information? Nothing crazy, but I just felt like I was tricked into making a video. Whoa. And how they, it was like, hey, some of them they called and talked to people here and people

connected me and everybody believed it. I think it was totally fake. I totally got scammed. What were you doing in the video? He can't give away too much. I can't give away too much. It was real. But then I'll tell you.

Very interesting. Jennifer and Kentucky. How'd you get scammed? So several years ago when the Xbox 360 first came out, and they were like $400,500, my ex-husband and I found one on eBay for $300. And the guy had like four or five of them. And we decided, oh, well, we could get two of them, you know, it would be really cool. And so we were in the money. And a little over $600 later, no Xboxes, no money.

And come to find out, he had had several different names on eBay. And every time someone would pay something, he would just. you know delete his name or whatever. Oh, he got you. So it was bad. So you were just out the cash, huh? Just out the cash. And stupidly like Western Union, really?

Again, when you look back at it, don't you go, why did I Western Union it when there's no way I can get it back? I don't look back at it and I'm like that. That was about one of the dumbest things I've done. You learn. Hopefully. Hopefully. I'm not making any more videos.

Unless people are. Yeah. Hey, I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Thank you very much. Hey, Sydney and Minnesota. Good morning. Good morning.

I probably got scammed. How'd you get scammed? I was doing homework for college, and all of a sudden the screen pops up and told me that my security was, like, old, and I needed to update it on my computer and to call this number. So I call it, and this guy is, like, talking to me and, like, talking me through all these steps. And the next thing I know, he's, like, working the mouse inside my computer. and I was like, wow, that's weird. So I'm sitting there and just following all these steps and whatever,

and he was like, so now I need your credit card information to pay for new security on your computer. And I'm like, well, I don't think that's right because I've never paid for it before. And he's like, no, ma'am, you need it. And he's like, it's $250. And I was like, no, I'm going to call my dad because my dad is like the technology guy at my high school. And so I called my, and they're like, no, no, no. Don't shut your computer off. Leave it open.

Oh, because they had you. Like, they had it. They were inside your computer. Yeah. They probably are still inside your computer right now. Oh, no. Did you pay money? No, I didn't pay it.

And I was, like, as soon as I hung up, I, like, shut my computer off and called my dad. And then he was like, well, you did do everything. But now you need to go take your computer to IT and go to the library and change all your passwords. Oh, they had everything. I would have just, all right, computer. Time to go to the lake. Bush. Goodbye.

Because anything you do from there on now, they could maybe... Yeah. Hey, thank you for the call. Appreciate you. Yeah. Man. I called that number two. I'll be honest with you.

That happened to me once. I didn't give them control on my computer because I realized, but it popped up and I called. And I was like, hey, uh, so I did too. I'm not that cool. We're 45 minutes out from Lunchbox's Half Court-Athon. He's got 25 shots to make one half-court shot. And if he does, he went to. Straight cash, homie.

If he doesn't, we can address him however we want and put him out of the super busy intersection. Amazing. So that happens 40, 45 minutes or so. He gets 25 half-court shots. You feel like you're going to nail it early, huh? Oh, man, I'm worried that I'm going to ruin the segment by hitting it on the first shot. Like, I mean, that's what I worry about because, like, back in high school, I was known as nothing but net. Oh, yeah, nothing but net.

So that's at 20 after the next. next hour, so don't leave because that's going to be awesome. Last night I was talking to Marcus Humman at my house who wrote and actually recorded Bless the Broken Road himself. This is his version. And like Brooks and Dunn took a stab at it.

All these artists have taken a stab at Bless the Broken Road over the years. Bobby Bones. This week on the Bobbycast Grammy award-winning songwriter Marcus Humman. Early on, I used to write a lot with flats, the guys, when their first three records, you know. And they used to always say to me, oh, God, we love that, bless the broken rope. So I remember getting back and I remember Michelle Berlin running out of the doors at BMG, and she says, they did it. And I'm like, they did what?

Who's they and what do they do? And I remember the first time I heard it, I mean, I literally hair one up in my arms. Search Bobbycast on I-Heart Radio and iTunes. This is the Bobby Bones Show. Crazy to me that people are paying 500 bucks for a new O.J. Simpson autograph. And that got us talking about cool autographs. And for me, mine is when Garth came in, he just signed something. He gave me his guitar and his case and signed it, which a little bit of me was like,

maybe you just don't want to carry it out of here. But I'll take it. So I thought that was cool. Diana Pennsylvania's on. Hey, Diane. Hi. Thank you for calling. What's your story?

In 2006, my dad took my sister and I down to Miami for the Orange Bowl, Penn State Orange Bowl, and we went out to dinner to Joe Stone Crab one night and walked in John Stamos and Kevin Spacey in their whole entourage, and they were sitting down to dinner together, and my sister went up and got John Stamos autograph. And then a little while later, I said, well, we can't not get Kevin Spacey. So I went up and got Kevin Spacey. And when I did, when my sister went up, she told him it was my birthday. And so John Famos gave me a kiss on the cheek. Yeah.

Yeah, Uncle Jesse. Everybody was nice to you? Oh, yeah. I knew Uncle Jesse was nice. Bobby Bonesh. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.

Elvis Presley. 38 caliber Smith and Weston Revolver It's on sale For $95,000 On sale Yeah

How about you can buy it? Listen When something's on sale It needs a reduction sticker That's right Yeah It even has Elvis's

logo carved into the handle A lightning bolt With the letters TCB Which stands for Taking Care of Business It was weird to me That his plane

Didn't sell Oh Remember they put his TCB plane up Yeah And they thought it would go for 100,000 and it really didn't.

But the guns went for $95,000. That's amazing. Clearance, same he says. On sale. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get it now. Must go. Bargand price of $95,000.

We got to make room on the showroom floor. We need to move the gun now. 95,000. So is all this stuff like TCV? Well, that was his saying. Take care of business, Mama. I feel like I need to watch like an Ilvis documentary or something. I like when you say Elvis too, for you, Mama.

It's like when Eddie says the word, tico. Oh, yeah, yeah, I was just walking on the street and had a tico. And he was, Amy's like, you know, I think I need to watch a old. It's documentary. I do. Yeah, what else? If anybody has any recommendations.

Shout out to Dirk's Bentley. He was on Good Morning America yesterday, but it was live from Austin and he did a concert to first responders from Hurricane Harvey. And you know, they picked the neighborhood that he got to play in? They got to submit a video and an essay, and then they picked the most all-American neighborhood. So when a neighborhood won and, you know, you got a concert going on, Dirk Spentley playing. An essay?

That's not interesting. I thought it was going to be something interesting. Do you know how they won? I don't actually. Well, they just counted votes. Well, that's also not interesting. No, they had to submit an essay and a video, but you had to submit a video just now for your thing. Oh, I got scammed.

That's what I'm talking about. You don't know yet because this wasn't a scam. Dirk's really showed up and played a concert for Good Morning America. Well, mine has nothing to do with Dirk's, but I didn't tell you. I told them what it was when you left the room to go pee. Yeah. We know. We know.

Finally, I know a secret. I can tell it's not a secret. Oh, okay. She just wasn't in here. Don't tell her. Don't tell her. Don't tell her. Tell me.

Do you guys think it's, how, did I get scammed or no? I think it's scammed. Well, I think you got scammed. Whisper. Whisper. No, bones. Don't tell her. I gave my checking account to a Saudi prince.

She's scam. Oh, no. All right. All right. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds skinny. The Bobby Bon Show. We're looking at 22 minutes away from lunchbox.

We're like the YMCA, right? They were nice enough to give us the gym. Is that true? Yep. Thank you. Lunchbox is going. He'll be shooting half court shots. He's got 25 of them to just make one.

Now, how this came up was, there was a professional golfer. He shot 500 shots to make a hole in one. Couldn't make it. Got close. Couldn't make it. I know. That's a lot. And I was like, how many times?

And lunchbox is like, I'll make a half-course shot in 10. And I was like, 25 and you got a deal. Then I realized I negotiated terribly. This is why I don't do my own negotiation. You went up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he gets 25, and if he hits one of the 25, coming up in 20 minutes, that he wins cash.

Not just cash, but... Straight cash, homie. Yeah. If he loses, we dress him however we want and we put him out on a super busy intersection for 30 minutes. Yeah, do I need to get dressed? Do I need to get ready? To go play basketball? Yeah.

You're in the same stuff you wear every day. I know, but I got to get in my basketball outfit. Okay, get in your basketball outfit. It's like a globetrotter all this a sudden. Oh, he's taking his clothes. off. All I do is win. T-shirt.

What is that? And now he's putting a... My shooting sleeve. Oh, he's putting a sleeve on like Alan Iverson used to. Oh, that's a thing? No, it's not for him. No, it is. NBA, they do it. Okay.

You're not, you're not saying. Okay, okay. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Boll show. Come on, Bob. You're ridiculous. Why?

Because you're getting dressed. to shoot a half-court shot, not to play in the Olympics. But that's okay. We're going to Facebook live the whole thing, so that'll be happening in a bit. The corny now. The morning corny. What do you call a business cow?

What do you call a business cow? An entrepreneur. A moor. Yeah, yeah. Do it again? How do it go? Entrepreneur. was the morning corny.

I always tell Amy she can judge how good her jokes are by her retweets. Yeah. And some of them she gets like two. But like yesterday got like 135. I did? You don't even notice. Wow. Yeah, yeah.

The Bobby Bones show. Amy spent the last weekend in Haiti with our kids at the orphanage, still trying to get them to the States. And Cherry is on in Fayetteville. Hey, Cherry. Hey. You have a question about this? Yes. Does she have a report when they're coming home?

No, we don't. I know. It's breaking my heart. I'm a Marine mom and, oh, my God, my son's away and it just kills me. Yeah, it's definitely hard to leave them. But I just keep holding out hope that they'll be home soon. And I'm holding out for they'll be home for Christmas. At some point before Christmas.

I pray that at all for you. Well, thank you. That means a lot. A lot of listeners are being super thoughtful and just that helps. That helps. Just, you know, having you guys got my back. Yes, we do have your back. Thank you.

Thanks, Cherry. Appreciate you. Thank you. Appreciate you. Hmm. Do you put them in your prayers every night? I mean, every day throughout the day. I don't know that I...

Multiple times. Yeah, I just kind of, prayer to me can be an ongoing thing all throughout the day. And I just, it's something I constantly. I pray for just their little hearts and minds. And then I pray for paperwork to just get done. Done, done, done. Lunchbox is on. Speaking of prayers.

Oh, yeah. He needs to pray for this basket. No, just in general. Just he just. Yeah, just pray for him, period. Lunchbox is on, and so he's on the way to the YMCA to take his half-court challenge. And 15 minutes, he's got to make one of 25 half-court shots. How you feel in there, buddy?

Man, I feel like a champion, and there is no prayers needed. The prayer is for you that you're going to lose your $100. And I'm a little mad because usually, you know, athletes, they don't drive. driving themselves to their games. I usually have a drive or something. I'm driving myself. This is ridiculous. Oh.

How horrible. Yeah, you realize you're going to the Y, right? I mean, yeah. And you're not an athlete. Yeah, you're not an athlete either. I'm begging a different. When I think this half-course shot, you're going to be thinking something different. You're like, dang, this dude can ball.

All right, 14 minutes away. The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby Bones. You seen the news come out yesterday that Fox television, and iHeart media are doing this TV show together Oh, no So it was a big story And even the company is like, hey, you should talk about this Here's, it's worlds collide

Because for like two months This is one of those shows that called me And said, hey, we want you to host a show But now I don't think I'm the leader I think it actually hurts to me That the company is involved Oh, oh Because now they already have the company

Why they need me? I think Vanessa, listen, I don't know I'm just saying things So I went in like two months ago And I go to all these meetings Because like every show is like, hey, you're 13th on our list. Every show, even like America's Got Talent, they were like, listen, if Wayans turns it down, then Tyra turns it down, and then, you know, Ronald McDonald's cousin turns it down, you're our guy.

This is me every show, right? I go to all the, and so I go on for this show, and they show me the video, and it's a fantastic show. I meet with the producers. And then it's, I hear to the Grapevine that, like Vanessa Lechet, maybe the head host. Okay. No, not okay. Oh.

This was going to be me. Oh. Well, that's, I mean... It's called the four. Battle for Stardom. It'll be different. And I've seen the show the thing because I sat in the room and watched it. It's, you get four people up and then what happens is somebody challenges somebody and

if they beat them, they take their spot. And those four, they like the main... It's a pretty cool concept. What are they challenging for, though? What are they doing? It's like a singing competition. Singing, okay. And there are like four people.

And then somebody new comes up and they go, I think you kind of stinks. I'm going to sing against you. And then if you beat them, you take them. you take their spot and you're there for the next week. So anyway, it's called The Four, a battle for stardom. I'm still, I reached out yesterday, like to my people, like my agent people. Yeah, and you're like. And I was like, am I still in this?

Because I just saw a whole announcement that my company's in it. I've been working for two months. Oh. And now I think I'm probably out in it. I was like, yeah. And I talked to Charleneenameen from Breakfast Club in New York. Yeah, what do he say? He's like, I don't know.

I don't know. Anyway, the show's going to be cool. It's so cool that I was like, I may actually host this. Now I don't really feel like that's going to happen anymore. You still think it's cool, though? I still think the show is cool or I wouldn't. Because I can't offer crappy shows all the time. Sometimes you're like, oh, Nick Lachay's wife?

No, because he's a household name. Yeah, she, yeah. I can't hate it. What was her name before she is Vanessa. Vanessa Mileno? Vanessa Manila. Vanessa J. Leno. Vanessa Manila.

The show is cool, but I was like, oh, man. It sounds fun. One thing I learned about being with my kids is last weekend is they love singing competition shows. So I have a feeling. Everybody does. Well, I mean, I haven't been that into it, but now I guess I will be. Lunchbox, are you ready? What up?

All right, lunch is on the way to the YMCA. He's got 25 half-court shots just to make one, and he wins the money. Are you almost there? I'm in the parking garage right now. They didn't have VIP parking for me, but that's okay. It's the YMC. Lunchbox is on the line now at the YMCA. Hey, Lunchbox?

One shot. Oh, boy. He's warming up. One drop. Yo, yo. Okay, your wife doubts that you'll make one of 25. Yo, I know it. I guarantee it.

No, you're... Okay, he's so into warming up, he's not listening. Yeah. Your wife. The woman you're married to. She doesn't believe in you. Oh, she does not. She does not believe in me.

She does not. She does not. Confidence. She said, my brother played basketball all his life. He never made half court shots. Okay, warm up. You have two. minutes, okay? I'm already ready. Don't you worry about me? I've already been doing layups. I've been doing

free throws. I've been doing everything. All right, lunchbox is got to make one of 25 half-court shots. From Austin Tentis, number 69, lunchbox. That's his intro. That's where he grew up, and that's his favorite number. Lunchbox, are you there, buddy? I'm here. I'm here. He's also up on Facebook live. Just go to bobbybones.com and you can see it. Hey, can you stop dribbling for one second? Can you stop dribbling for one second? Oh yeah, yeah. Sorry, us ballers don't know when to stop. Yeah, yeah, it just can't stop. All right, so here's what you have. You have 25 shots to make one. You'll take your first eight shots right now. Are you ready? Oh, yeah, I'm ready. You just let me know when you're ready to lose. Okay, so we'll do it one at a time. How many basketballs do you have?

I have two basketballs, but I only need one because it's just going to be one shot and done. Let's go. All right, if you step on the line, it doesn't count. Eddie is watching. Oh, yeah, yeah, I don't step on the line. I don't need that. You know what I mean? I just shoot and make it, and we go home. All right, it's on Facebook Live right now.

All right. Want to talk to Eddie? Yeah, put Eddie on there. All right, here's Eddie. Bow. All right, he's got eight shots. Are we ready to start this thing? Eight shots, and I'll make sure he doesn't cheat.

We all know fake news lunchbox, so I'm on it. And if he steps on the line doesn't count, and he's got one of 25 to make it, are we ready for shot number one, half court? You got it. Are you ready, lunch? She's born ready. Shot number one. Here we go. Shot number one, let's go. All right, he steps the back. He's dribbling.

Takes the shot. Oh, it hits the back of the rim. Hits the back of the rim, no good. All right, shot number two. Got one, no good. All right, ready for two. Here he goes. Shots up.

Oh, wide left. Wide left. Wide left. All right. Shot number three. So far the distance is good Go ahead Yep

Here goes shot three It's up in the air Oh he says it's in It's a brick It lands on the rim Looks like it's gonna go in It comes right off All right there's three down

All right Tell him take a break Take a break All right We'll come back Three down Oh we're gonna take a break Yeah three down

Three down Luke Brian move Tom take a little rest All right Take a rest once in a easy Oh for three All right. Only 22 more to go. There was a professional golfer. He tried to get 500 shots and make one hole in one and couldn't.

Lunchbox, well, I can nail a half-court shot about the same thing. So he's got 25 attempts. He's 0 for three. Are we ready over there? There standing by at the YMCA. I'm ready. Okay. Lunchbox is there. Ready, Eddie. I'm ready, Bob. Shot four. Let's do this. Here we go. All right. Come on, lunch. Shot number four. All right. Shot is up. Oh, hit the rim Oh, he's getting so close

That's crazy to me Four down, let's go Shot number five It's up, bones It's up And it looks like it's got the distance Right, hit the right of the rim And bounce it off

All right, there you go Number six That's six It's up in the air bones He says it's in Oh, it was almost in And it comes out Okay, shot

We have one more shot Right now, one more shot So close. One more shot, lunch. All right. He's shoot. It's up. Oh, oh. Bones, they're all hitting the rim, but they're bouncing out. O for seven. That was a miss.

O for seven. Okay. We'll come back. O for seven. All right. We're coming back. He doesn't have that many more shots, dear. Mr. Bobby Bow. Ray made this obnoxious. Lunchbox's intro music. Because lunchbox is born and raised in Austin, Texas, and his favorite number. So here, this is... From Austin, Texas. Number 69, Lunchbox. All right, lunchbox is ready to go.

He's on Facebook Live, by the way, where like 10,000 people are watching this. Lunchbox, how many shots have you missed? Six or seven? Seven is your answer. Yeah, seven. Sorry, I don't know. Hey, a basketball player doesn't count those shots he misses. He only counts the ones he makes.

No, that's not true. Phil-goal percentage. Okay, so. Are you ready to take three more shots at least? He's shooting half court. If he hits, he's got 25. If he hits one, he wins straight cash. If he loses, we dress him however we want,

and we put him on the street. All right. Yeah, I'm ready. Whenever you're ready, you know what I mean. Three shots. Let me know. All right, take a shot there, lunchbox. All right, here's Eddie.

All right for eight. Yeah, ready for number eight. All right, lunch, go ahead. All right, bone, shot is up. Here we go. It's got the distance. Oh, hits the rim on the left. Nine down.

Go ahead. Go ahead. All right. Shots up. She says it's it. Oh, it bounces off. No good. Ten down.

We have 15 shots left. Now, he said he can make it one and ten. Wasn't that his original thing? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Take another one, please. Take another one, please.

All right, it's up. It's up, and it's way off. Oh, he's losing it. He's getting tired. He's getting tired. Cateague is setting it. 11 down. We're going to play.

11 down. Here you go. No, we're going to play a song. No, no, no. Let's take a break. 11 down. What do you want? Do you want a break or a shot?

Yeah, take a break. Why not? Back out to the YMCA where Lunchbox has declared he can hit one of 25 half-court shots. We have 10, maybe 11 shots down. We're having a mic run the audio. But for the sake of right now, we'll just say 11 shots. I've got 11 shots down. Sounds good to me.

14 more to go. I'll be ready. We're ready, are you ready, lunch? Been ready, man. He says he's been ready. All right, half cord shot. Here we go. Launch away.

All right, launch, here you go. All right, he's ready. Shot up. It's way left. Hit the backboard, not even close. 12 down. By the way, you can watch Facebook Live. This is all happening.

Just go to bobbybones.com. Hold on. Hold on, hold on. Oh, he took the shot. He missed it? No, he missed it. All right, there we go. So how many is that?

13? Okay, that's 13. Okay. Anyway, it's on Facebook. Tell him to hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. There's 13 down. You go to Facebook Live and watch it. All right. Are we ready? We're ready. He's getting frustrated just the way you know. Go ahead. All right. Here we go. All right, bones. shots up. And it's way left again. Not even close. 0 for 14. Go ahead. O for 14. Here's the 15 shot. And it's up. He says it's it. Oh, it's a bounce. and it almost went in, but no good. Oh, okay.

O for 15. Take another one. Why not? All right, take another one. This is his 16th shot. And it's up in the air. He says, good night. No good.

It's a brick. Okay, so I'm being told now that was his 15th shot. So. That was his what? That was his 15th shot. He gets an extra shot. That was your 15. Okay, okay.

Here we go. I don't try to cheat me. Here we go. Don't ever try to cheat me. All right. You want that extra shot? We went to the tape to get the real... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He already took the extra... He's already getting feisty. He has ten left. Ten shots left. Tell me he has ten left. Ready for another one? Yeah, ten shots left. Are you ready for another one?

Yeah, he's so ready he's there. All right, go ahead. All right, Lance, come on. Here he goes. Takes the shot. Oh, it almost went in, but it bounced right out. Nine shots left. Nine shots.

You want him to keep going? Take one more. One more, Lynch. Here you go. He's feeling it now He loves that you guys are wrong Here you go Shots up

Oh it hits the backboard It almost goes in but it bounces out again Still missed Eight more Eddie We're holding there Eight more let's stop right here Let's stop right there He has eight more to go

Okay eight more to go So he has missed 17 shots Right? Correct Okay He's Oprah 17 with eight more to go Making sure we're all good there Thank you We'll come back

Well, dude, tell me... Okay, will you stop yelling each other? No, he's yelling at Facebook Live. Oh, tell him to stop yelling at Facebook Live. By the way, you can watch... I'm turning them down. I can't handle this. You can watch right now on Facebook Live, even during the break here, just head on over there. A restaurant is caught serving Popeye's chicken as their own.

No way. So they would just go buy Popeye's chicken and resell it. A guy was eating at a restaurant in California, and he caught them bringing in their chicken from Popeyes. And when he wrote about it on Yelp, they responded by saying, yeah, they're proud of it. We bring in lots of local food

to serve our customers. Okay. Is that like farm to table? Is that like... No. Popeye to table? Yeah, it's like other restaurant to table. Here's the thing.

Popeye is awesome. I love Popeye's chicken. Okay. Now, the problem is that Popeyes makes their chicken a special way that all of their restaurants do. The seasoning and everything.

And this restaurant can't be selling Popeye's Chicken. No, they can't. I thought that was funny. There's a nine-year-old in California. Listen to this, he lost all of his baseball memorabilia in the wildfires. Yeah.

Now people are sending himself to replace it. He's an Oakland-Age fan in Northern California. He lost all of his stuff because his house burned down in the fires. Now random people are sending all kinds of stuff, and now players are doing it too. It's amazing. Because the story got out. He had all of this stuff. I mean, he had tons of things, right?

17 jerseys, 10 hats, baseball cards. But then, I mean, this story gives me chills because it's not. Not just the people are sending their stuff. And then players are like, we also want to give them new stuff. Super cool. I want to talk about the wildfires for a second in that I've never seen a wildfire. Like a big one like that. To me, when I see them on TV, like I've been in tornadoes, floods, even hurricanes.

I've never been around a wildfire. So when I see a wildfire, I'm like, wow, that looks crazy. Then our friends were affected by it. In their neighborhood, houses were burnt down. To the ground. And so people said, hey, what are you going to do? Our thing as a show, we rarely do anything as it's happening. Even when the hurricane was happening, it was, the hurricane hurricane was done when we said,

okay, now we're going to help. And they feel like they've got them somewhat under control-ish now, and we will do something. We're just kind of waiting to see what help is needed. But we'll absolutely do something. Do we have a plan? Not yet. And people will say, hey, can you come and do like a raging idiots relief show? And the thing is, we don't ever do relief shows right after a tragedy.

Because it's like right after it's over. And we go in and we're like, woo-hoo! It just feels weird. But we will absolutely do something. And by we, I mean, us in the room and you, the listeners, because you guys never let us down. And we try to never let you down. So they're crazy to me. I just have never seen one.

Oh, I'm with you. I mean, and you've been in other. Like, I haven't fortunate to say, I haven't experienced really any natural disaster firsthand. And so a lot of it always just seems so crazy to me. And to be put in that position where you're literally like watching, you're like leaving your house knowing, okay, I'm leaving. I might come back and everything will be gone. Because of a fire. Because you have to stay.

And they can't stop. Because mostly it's like fires, but the fire department puts them out. But the thing is a fire so big, they can't. Right. Like that to me, it's hard for me to comprehend that. I know. Lunchbox is at the gym at the YMCA. We're going to, hey, lunchbox is you there, buddy?

Oh, I've been here, man. Been waiting on you all day. How many shots do you have eight? I have eight left. All right. We'll get started in like 30 seconds. You go with that? You want to get loose again?

Yeah, you want me to end the suspense and end it now, or do you want me to wait a little bit? I want to know what's good for ratings. Oh, you just do this for ratings. I didn't think about that. Yes. I'm a team player here. You know what I mean? I'm all about the team.

Oh, well, I mean, if you want to, we got like 10 seconds and then we'll do it. And you can end it if you want. Okay, I'll go ahead and end it then All right, hold on a second Don't shoot yet, okay? Okay, I'm not shooting, I'm just talking. Just hang out. There's lunchbox hanging out here.

He's taking 17 shots and missed all of them. He says it can hit one out of 25 half-court shots. And lunchbox is on, hey lunch. Hey, yeah, man, I'm going to tell you what. You know how you watch an NBA game and the coaches get annoyed because you get interviewed in the middle of the game? That is how I feel.

I realize now it is very annoying to get interrupted in the middle of your game and get interviewed, but, you know, I have to do it and it's part of my contract, so that's why I'm doing it. Yeah, I hear you. Hey, have you heard your intro music?

Because I know you've been out there. Oh, yeah, I love it. I love it. Hit it again, Ray. Oh, do you want it again? Okay, here we go. From Austin Tentis, number 69, lunchbox. There you go, buddy.

Hoo! The crowd goes crazy. You've missed 17 in a row. Are you ready to take on number 18? Oh, yeah, you ready? You want to give me to give the phone back to Eddie? Hey, would you do me a favor and stop asking me if I'm ready? Like, I'm ready.

We're ready. We've been ready. We're watching on Facebook Live. Everybody can watch on Facebook Live, Bobby Bones.com. Shot number 18. Here we go. Are you ready? All right.

You ready? Yes. All right. Shot number 18, bones. Here we go. Ready lunch. All right. Shot's up.

Oh, it's in. He makes it. He made it. He ended in the segment. Oh, is it real? Eddie, that's the worst commentary I've ever heard. I told you. I said I was doing it for ratings.

I said I was doing it for ratings. when you're ready for it to end, I'll end it. And what did I just do? I ended it, baby. I got to applaud. First of all, let me applaud him. What is up? What is up?

Oh, and the crowd goes wild. Oh, my goodness. On the 18th shot, of all them, Eddie goes, ooh, he made it. And then, like, once were not even close. Eddie was like, oh, my gosh. What terrible comment. Like, lunchbox, Eddie kind of runs your moment. I'm proud of you.

He had no hype whatsoever when I made that. He acted like it was not even, he goes, ew, like he doesn't know sports, so he didn't understand that it went in. He doesn't have sports. Yeah, it was like, ooh. Oh. Ooh, he missed it. Like, what was that, Eddie? Like, what was, ew?

Like, I mean, you're supposed to go, and he made it. No, ew. Let's recreate it. Hey, recreate it. Let's try it again. Don't shoot it. Don't you have to shoot it. You already made it.

You are the champ. Go ahead. What's the problem? He's recreating this? Yeah, because you stunk as an announcement. Why? Just, ready, fake it up? Here we go. Are you ready? Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Oh, we're redoing it. I'm done. I'm out. I'm out. You're done. I'm out. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. He's taking the shot. Lunchbox. Take the shot. Let's recreate it. All right. The shot is up, Bone. He missed it. Eddie's terrible. Eddie has no, Eddie can never commentate again. Lunchbox, you are the congratulations. You did it again, buddy. Lunchbox, you can, I, I tip my

hat to you, my friend. Hey, what did I tell you? In high school, my name was nothing but net. And I told you at Kid Power, all I do is shoot half-court shots for moments like this. I impress the kids because I make the half-court shot. You make one for 18, and they're like, wow, he's good. All that matters is the one that makes it. That is true.

Tell Eddie to do yourself out of a slump. And, hey, hit that music. Hit that music. All right, here you go. Hold on. Can you hear it? Hey, they stay there! All right, there you go.

I'll take that in once, please. Congratulations, buddy. Thank you. Thank you very much. There he is. Lunchbox. Come on back. We got to tell me something good.

Hurry and we get back here. All right, intro. From Austin Tentis, number 69, lunchbox. He hit it, he is. Half-Corp shot. On shot number 18. Looking good. Here's your cash money.

Man. As we say, it's straight, cash, homie. There it is. Don't put it in your mouth. Don't lick the money. Gross. It looks new, but... Don't lick the money.

That's Chris, $100 bill. He's taking a picture with it. Hey, good job, lunchbox. Who believed in you? You did, eh? You had my back. You had my back. You want a little cut?

You want a little cut? Don't worry. She was written against you the whole time. Thank you. Make news! Make news! Don't lie. I'm happy for you.

It was a great entertainment. I did it for ratings. Shut up with that. You tried to make shot number one. Luckily I gave you the extra shots because at 15 you didn't make it like you said. No, no, no. Well, I knew I had 25, so I took my time.

I told you, you want me to end it right now because the ratings are good and you said, yeah, go ahead and end it. And what did I do? End it. You're about ratings. I tell you what. All about the show. What's going through some audio?

I don't know if you guys care to hear this, but I'm putting out a comedy special, like part of my act out. Where you're putting in it? Well, lots of places. But for people to hear and like download and listen. Do you want to hear like some, it'll be in it, but it's stuff I don't mind sharing.

Okay, yeah. But it's not jokes. But so I go and I go to Biloxi, right? Okay. And so whenever I wrote Chick-fil-A on Sunday, I wrote it as a comedy song, and we ended up cutting it as a raging idiots, but I wrote it as a comedy song,

so I played on my stand-up shows. And here, I'm not used to people cheering for me when I play music. This is from part of the comedy. It's not even going to come out. It's not even the next few weeks. So I want you to hear this. I got a craving.

I can't kick. It's making me a week. It's making me. Hold on. If you cheer like that, it's cruising up. No one ever cheers for my songs. You guys started cheering and I was like, what's that foreign noise to my music?

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Don't do that. All right, right. This is called Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday. So it's a full live comedy show that's going up. And at one point I put the guitar away because I don't know how to play all a namaste. We have a band. I just don't do my part.

And so they're taking the guitar away from me. I'm done with the guitar. Yeah. No more songs. No more songs. Are you booing? You can't boo me. No.

Stop it. Yeah. You can take it. Thank you very much. much. Listen, I don't know how to play Namaste. I barely know how to play Chick-fil-A, okay? It's the whole, the whole show is, that's the crowd.

Like, it's a whole stand-up comedy show that I do. People are going to be able to get it like they're out of comedy show, but they're not, like we can listen to it wherever, or where are you putting it out? I can't say it, but you'll be able to download. You'll be able to download it. Okay. But it's not even coming out anytime soon. I just was going through listening to it, and I thought those would be interesting clips

to play. Because people were nuts. There's a rowdy crowd. I mean, it's just, one of the stand-up shows. You better learn Namaste. It sounds like you're letting it out and move down. Well, this was taped like a month ago, so I definitely didn't know it then. The difference in between then and now is I still don't know it. I just know how to sing it a little better.

But it's weird. People love that namestate. I tell you, this song was only put out as a gag. Like Walker Hayes and I wrote it and it was like, we're going to cut it and put it out. And it's going to be kind of funny and interesting, but we do the raging idiot shows. But this thing was like a number one song for like three weeks. If you haven't heard this, it's Namaste from the raging idiots. You can stream it. You can buy it. I'll play it now. But you heard the passion of the crowd. There it is. We won't play that this weekend and forever. We're playing shows at me.

But Lubbock and Tulsa will be Friday and Saturday. And my dog is. We will play that this weekend. And forever. We're playing shows at the end of the year. But Lubbock and Tulsa will be Friday and Saturday. And my dog is feeling. better. Oh, good. So he's going on the bus, supposedly. As long as he's good, I think he got through the chemo, he's feeling better yesterday. So the dog is going to ride on the bus with us. He's never been on a road trip. I don't know if theaters let him in. But he's a service dog. He's a literally service dog. And he serves me. And he serves me, this, isn't? Technically. Yeah. Officially. So everybody's asking. He's getting better. Tonight's the CMT Artist of the Year awards. And so I'm going and I'm presenting and Amy's going to go with me. And so in the past it's

been like you give the artist an award and they get up and give a speech. And this year it's Stapleton, Urban, FGL, Luke and Al Dean. But this year is more about the industry and country music sustaining through a lot of the heartache and it's all about the fans. It's really special. Like I know some of the surprise appearances and songs. It's going to be really good. So if you're around TV tonight, it's at 8 Eastern 7 Central. I would encourage you to watch. It's on CMT. Not even for me, because I mean, I'll do my thing, but whatever. I'll try to give the fist, though. Okay. I always like to give my people the fist. That's your thing. Just to show my listeners, like, got you, even when I'm up here. Like, I don't forget where I come from. There's a little boy.

He was over in Niagara Falls, taking a picture, and he fell off. He fell 100 feet. He lived. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. A 10-year-old boy is being treated in the hospital after surviving a 100-foot fall. It fell over the railing at Niagara Falls. Took him to the hospital. What? How is that possible? He's in a stable condition now. He wasn't, but I don't know.

I mean, you would think they had that thing on, like, secure lockdown for any size of person. Yeah. There was a woman at 7-Eleven, and she goes in, and she wanted some nachos. Well, nachos weren't ready. It was the morning. They didn't have nachos ready. And the clock's like, naches aren't ready. So she goes anyway and opens the nachos up and get some cheese out of there,

turns it on, it's hot, then she goes up to the front, she's like, customer's always right, and throws the notch cheese in the face of the clerk. Whoa. No. Yeah. The store clerk said,

don't open the hot cheese dispenser. It's not ready. She did it anyway. And so she said, the clerk's always right, and then she flung the hot cheese and not just that's the person. The customer's always right.

Yeah, whatever. Nobody right. I mean, that whole thing's a mess, huh? Dang. So last week, Amy said, somebody put a note in my mailbox, and they want to buy my mailbox. my house. And we were like, wait, is that real? And so some realtors called and said,

people do that. They'll either go to a house or a street or a neighborhood and they'll put notes and mailboxes and say, I'm anxious. So Amy calls. Then they set up a showing. They come to the house. They look at it. They leave and everything is legitimate. And so Amy didn't get an offer until, oh, until, yeah, let's just say. Yeah, let's just Yesterday you got a call. Yeah. What does it we say? Straight cash, money.

Straight cash, homie. Leave money out. So she gets a call and the people just, this is from a note in a mailbox to them being in her house to her getting the call yesterday. Yeah. Straight cash, homie is not happening. Oh. Why would you do that? You feel like you were tricked?

I don't know that I was tricked. I think they're just going to go. They're looking for a different. What? I don't think anybody wanted your house. I think they cased you. But with a realtor, they case people with a realtor? Hey, you do what you got to do.

Times and tough, even for the breaking community. I mean, yeah. Normally I can sniff out if I'm being cased. Yeah, and they get better. So they just said they weren't interested or they were going in a different direction? No, I already had so many things planned. I told you. They didn't even make an offer, like a low offer.

They just didn't want it. No, they were going a different direction. Oh, wow. But, I mean, I had already thought of all these things I wanted to do. do and where I wanted to go and I saw this other house for sale in my neighborhood and I was like maybe I can buy that straight cash There was this story out about Adderall I've never used Adderall it's interesting to me because it makes you focus And the question is did you use Adderall in college at all? Who's used Adderall before me?

Eddie has Amy has lunchbox of you? No, I concentrate on my own. I haven't either but so a lot of people think that it leads to better grades. Did you guys find that it helped you? Negative. My grades didn't get better. They didn't? No way.

Why? I thought it made you focus. Yeah, I'd focus on other things and be like, ooh, that's a good movie. Let me focus on this. Oh. Okay. You? No.

I think you really need it, though. That's it. Yeah, I mean, I was diagnosed with it, but my mom never let me take meds. So I, if, let me tell you, and I don't think I would put myself on meds either. I'm thankful my mom didn't do that. But if I had been on Adderall, like, through high school and stuff, I would have had, my grades would have been so much better. And I did occasionally take it.

in college and I would score higher on my test than I would if I wasn't on it. And I think because you medically needed it and still do need it, that it's for you. They say that there's no evidence that Adderall helps kids who don't have ADD, get better grades. Oh. Because it makes it focus on the wrong things. There you go, like movies. So he didn't need it. He took it.

It's bad. I'd binge movies before binging was cool. Okay, yeah, no. Nay, you were binging before. Yeah. Why, did you see there's something else that's called binge Olympics? I did see that. Stop.

That's terrible. Is it a real thing? Yeah, it's how fast can you get through a whole season? Amy's like, I can win a medal. Amy's like, Damien, Adderall. What do we need to do? So what it is, as soon as the show comes out, at 1201, it's how fast can you binge all of it and take in all, and some people are doing it.

That's fun. No, that's terrible. I think you should only be able to win the binge Olympics if there's a quiz that immediately follows. Good call. Yeah, just fall asleep during it. You have to watch it. This is crazy.

But I thought Bench Olympics was pretty funny. I binged Unabomber Manhunt on Netflix, and it's fantastic. I watched it over two days, eight episodes. You have such a 45 minutes apiece because they're meant for an hour show. Two days is fast. That's pretty quick. I don't think you'd have made the metal stand, but you know, you've been in the running. Well, I made like the first heat, though.

Last show you watched on Netflix, Amy. Netflix, was it Narcos? You can go Hulu. I know you're a Huluer. I'm watching that much stuff lately, but, oh, boss girl. Boss or something. About the nasty gal who started the clothing line. Recommend or no?

Yeah, I recommend it for girls, not guys. Sexist, lunchbox? The last show I watched it was on Hulu was HANS made tale. Yes. And I'm in the middle. I haven't binged it all the way. Last Chance You, second season. Recommend it?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Eddie? Netflix. American Vandal. Because you recommended it. Don't recommend that. Don't recommend that show.

I recommend try it. You'll probably last five minutes. Don't. What is it about? Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. It's not, it's a parody of making a murderer. It's so dumb.

It's so dumb. It's so dumb. It's for 15-year-old boys and I laughed so hard. So did I. And I binged it. They're trying to solve the mystery of who drew all the weeners on cars at school. Did you keep going? Oh, yeah.

I kept watching it. Oh, yeah. Are you still watching it? Because it turned in like a real thing, even though I knew it was fake. Are you still watching it? I'm still watching it. Do you recommend it? Yes.

I do not. But Bobby recommended it first, so blame him. No. Stress is killing us. A new BYU study says that stress is just as bad for our bodies as an unhealthy diet. Research has found stress is harmful to the digestive system and as harmful as junk food, even worse for women. The thing about stress is people go, hey, don't stress so much. You really can't not stress.

prone to stress. You can say whatever you want. I'm telling me, I stress at times. Go ahead. I see what you're saying. I just kind of clicked on my head like you say, don't stress. It's easy just to say it, but how do you just turn it off? And it's tough to even go, I'm going to get a massage and not stress. As I'm getting that massage, I'm like, if this massage is over, I'm going to get back stressing again. Like I'm already thinking, I'm stressing about not stressing. So if you're prone to stress, you stress, it's just trying to love. It's just trying to It's like when you start a new diet. You don't go, you know what?

It's all broccoli from here out. It's I'm going to add a little broccoli instead of a little pie. Just a little bit. Just a little bit of broccoli. With that stress, if you're prone to that, you're always going to be prone to that. Unless Amy has some magic plan. Go ahead. No, I'm with you.

Like you said, I think there's things you can do to be proactive about getting, lowering the stress. Like, and find what it is for you. Working out helps or yoga. or prayer meditation. There's things you can do journaling that can help you with the stress. What stress is you out the most?

Times. Times. It's got to be on time. Got to be everyone on time. Got to wake up on time. What time is it? It's one o'clock in the morning. Only have three hours. Oh, boy. Oh, yeah, that's stressful. You just stressed me out. I'm watching a clock during the show. I got to get out 30 seconds after the break.

I got seven minutes to do this. I don't go to the bathroom during the show. I got to be out of here. I got this meeting. I'm stressed. My calendar is dot-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Settle down. You asked a question. I'm stressed about answering the question.

Stop and breathe for a second. I don't breathe. Last night I texted Amy at like, I don't know, 9 o'clock. And I was like, hey, like I just sat down for the first time at 9 p.m. last night. And it's just like this all day. Then it's just, I like, oh. Then when I finally sit down, then I'm up until 1130 or midnight working on this show. This is the most important thing.

Right. You sat down at 9 o'clock for the first time? Like, actually had a minute. To do nothing but just sit. Dang, dude. I'm stressed out. I texted Amy about the CMT artist of the year. I was like, hey, because she was yelling at me about my clothes.

What? I wasn't yelling. You know what that tone? Yes, she was. I get it. Yelling. No, he's like, I'm not wearing this suit. I'm wearing this suit.

But I don't know what color it is. No, she was like, wear the green one. She yelled at you like that? She was like, I want to wear something green. I was like, first of all, we're not a boy band. Second of all, I'm not wear what you want to. You're coming with me. Yeah.

You should match him. It's okay. I worked it out. We're still going to match. You don't have to match. You really don't. Yes. Stop it, y'all.

Yes, we do. Stop yelling at Bobby. And I was like... He goes, I think I'm wearing black and white. And I was like... What, dull? Boring. He's not. It's gray.

I don't know colors, guys. He doesn't know colors. All right. Here's Amy's Pile of Stories. It's National Chocolate Cupcake Day. Yeah. Did you know that? Can I just hold?

I want to put my brakes on something for a second. Oh, my gosh. Every day doesn't need to be something. Oh, yeah. When every day something, no day matters. Like, every day I wake up. It's national. Tonell Day. It's National Pluck Your Nose Hair Day. It's National Cupcake. Can we just have a day where it's just a day? It's just Wednesday. It's just Wednesday. But it's National Chocolate Cupcake Day. Is it just mad because you don't like chocolate cupcakes? I love chocolate. Well, you don't want to eat them. I want to eat a cupcake. It's America. Let me tell you. I have a point to this day. Land it free. Chalk cupcakes it is. Go ahead. This Justin, Hostess has figured out a way to celebrate this special day and they calculated how many Hostess cupcakes.

It takes to fit or jam pack a Ford Focus Hatchback. And if you can guess the right number, you could get a lifetime supply. Oh, my bad. Sorry. A year's worth of hostess cupcakes. Eddie tried this with pizza. I did. Pizza Hut.

Yeah, Pizza Hut. Now, I don't think I was close because they never reached out. Yeah, did it get the dominoes? No, yeah, there was the domino boxes. Pizza boxes made a dominoes and you had to figure out how many pizza boxes they used. Okay, so if you want to enter, you just got to tweet your guest to them before three I like how she just goes on with a story. We don't care about this story. We've changed subject like three times. I know. No, no, you're right. And I like how you keep going.

And I need to tell them. I need to tell them and this is what they need to do. Tweet them by 3 p.m. Eastern tomorrow and make sure to use the hashtag buckle your sweet belt. That's all it was. That's the whole thing. That's it. That's the whole story. That was the morning corny. Amy, you need to write a joke with that. Go ahead, Amy. Yeah, okay. What did the candy cane say if he was getting into the car with the kids?

What do you say? Buckle your sweet bell. See? That's how you, that's what the comedian. That was the morning. I set you up for that. No, you just had the punchline. The whole thing was set up for me.

He came up with that from the dome. No, go ahead, Amy. You didn't have to say candy king. You said cupcake? Go ahead. Okay. So Starbucks, they've come in a fire before for their holiday cups or their Christmas cups, not being Christmasy enough and too plain.

Well, I got a sneak peek at the holiday cup. Yeah, on the internet. I did too. It has a Christmas tree. There's no of sneak peek. I saw it on the internet. Well, a photo leaked. I didn't know.

Andy got taken to the secret Starbucks in Seattle where they test all their cups. Yeah, I got a look at it. And it's got a Christmas tree, and it's plenty of Christmas enough. So people surely are not going to be complaining. I love when the holiday cups come out, the Christmas cups, because it just, like, brings me all the feels. It means Christmas is coming. You know, tomorrow, it's,

It's Christmas Cup Day. Is it really? No. Oh. What else? Stop making fun of that. Chili pepper Snickers, anybody? Interesting.

I saw this because I like spicy chocolate. Hate dark chocolate. Love spicy chocolate. Weird. Yeah. Well, Snickers announced they got three new flavors rolling out next year. Chili pepper, salted caramel, and espresso. Here's my problem with all these new foods that come out.

They're all bad for you. Yeah, I know. And they're like, guys, you'll never believe what we have. here. We have something called the strawberry shortcake funyon. And I'm like, whoa, that's interesting. Like, I'd love to eat it, but I'm not. So I keep waiting for someone to go, we have it here. It's the maple syrup

tomato. We've grown a tomato. It tastes like maple syrup, and it's all healthy. Why can't we have that? That's what I'm talking about. That would be good. I know. It's always the stuff we're not supposed to eat. They keep getting it. I like Snickers. That's my favorite candy bar, maybe. Snickers bars, Twix bars. Kit Kat. I love a Kit Kat. Oh, I love Kit. You can still have a pay day. I did. Then I ate a whole,

I didn't have any money. So what I did, I was working at Hobby Lobby. I ate so many paydays. Can I have money. And I just ate the paydays at the register. Oh. And I got so sick that I vowed to never eat a payday again. Were you allowed to eat those pay days?

No, but I had no, I had no food. I was broke, man. But they let you. Bobby. Bobby Lobby is that right now, man. Oh, guys, the statute of limitations is way gone. Oh, okay. Yeah, I checked.

Payday statute limitation is over. A day later, it was over. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. You needed it. I can never eat a pay day again. And I love peanuts and caramel. and that wonderful taste.

Pay day taste. What else, Amy? What else? Oh, I know. Finally, some good news for us early risers. Guess what? We're happy at our jobs, and we make more money. The earlier you wake up, the happy you are, the more money you make.

I like to say, that's bull crap. No, a new survey found that people who get up before 7 a.m. I'd like to do another survey. Who's unhappy waking up in the morning? Nice. New survey says, You're going up sucks. Okay, we don't count.

We don't count because we wake up way too early, but I'm just letting other people know that, you know, you got to be the early bird. Early bird gets the warm, you know? So, wake up. Stay woke. No, two different things. Oh, my goodness.

By the way, speaking of stay woke. I've been trying to say that for days. Amy was the nail place, right? And somebody comes in and goes, hey, Katie Perry's about to come in. What? And so, Amy's like, is Katie Perry down? I think she's doing a show in town tonight. She is in town?

Yes. Oh my gosh, it was real. I started to think, did we hear the name wrong? Because what happened was, I guess Katie Perry's friend was there, and she was getting her nails done already. And she was telling her nail technician person, like, hey, I don't want to cause a scene. But you think this is a safe place for Katie Perry to come in and get her nails done. And then my nail girl starts freaking out, like, please. Like, we see famous people in here all the time.

This is Nashville. We don't care. We don't lose our cool. I mean, I was like, oh. And then I was thinking. man, go slower on my nails. I want to see Katie Perry. He was like the coolest loser of all.

She's like, I've lost my cool. Yeah, but I didn't see her. And then I didn't even really believe that that girl was friends with Katie Perry. But now that you say that, it probably was. She probably came in right. I think she's playing tonight. She probably came in right when I left.

So you didn't stay around out of state for two hours. I got stuff to do. Lunchbox waited for six hours on a curb. Take a picture with Danny DeVito. Like, that's the kind of... Yeah, I didn't have time for that. But I was like, whoa, I felt like... No.

dedication. Yeah. Okay. Thank you, Amy. Wrap it. That was Amy's pile of stories. So, reading this story, so in New York, these prosecutors, they say a waitress who had this 84-year-old customer that kept coming in, befriended her, and then sold like a half a million

dollars, so it got close to her, and then the 84-year-old who didn't have a lot of friends would take her out by little things. Then she learned her signature, and then she started writing checks, and then she started having checks, made it to cash. All done, $480,000. That's a lot. That's a scam. There's a special place for that person. Yep. And it's not up. it's not crazy right wow

yesterday I went to my therapist yesterday and then I worked out which is not a good combo because it wears you out like I go and I just started going back to therapy

because I was told you need to go back to therapy I'd been going for years and I stopped because I didn't have time but then I was like I've had some personal drama

and that the Las Vegas thing thing was really hard on me my dog getting sick was really hard on me so it was like Like, you're not right, so you need to go. And I'm never not right. But I was like, you know what?

Someone else is saying, I need to go to a therapist. I'm going to go back. I went and then I worked out. So I was like, exhausting and then exhausted extra. But, yeah, I'm still getting there. It's a new. It's a new therapist. So trying to feeling each other out.

Like moving around in the rain. Are you saying much about the person as a guy or a girl? It's the first time it's ever been a guy. Okay. I've only, my life is dominated by females. I think that's why I'm such behind this female movement of music. I started to look at these things. Like, Morgan, our main producer, female.

Amy, my main co-host, female. My manager, female. Like, I've just had so many females. My mom and grandma raised me females. I've had so many females in my life that I'm drawn to females. I'm just more comfortable. Yeah, I'm a little feminine in myself. What can I say?

It's the first time it's ever been a man and it's a little weird. But it's okay. I'm trying new things. trying to be I told me I said something to Amy and she was like you didn't tell me

I didn't know I didn't tell you said it you told me that you told me and I was like no you didn't maybe I just said it on air for the first time

well I did that yesterday I went to a third but it's like a second or third time back just so that's like 40 minutes away

oh and that's difficult that's taxing it is I had to switch to to one that's literally like right across the street

from here it's super convenient Uber talk to where you can come drive to your house and they'll talk to you oh they should That's a new, yeah, therapist needs to get on that.

So, but again, it's been a little, my personal life's been a little dramatic in the last month. It's good for me. I was learning yesterday. Learning things. I've learning that just because things have always been a certain way, they don't have to stay that way. That is so true.

Yeah. Anyway, that happened. And then yesterday, the big fight between lunchbox and Morgan number one. Oh, boy. Dominated. I didn't even check my email. It was like, Borg.

Yeah. Don't go to Facebook either. No, I don't go Facebook. I'm going to Facebook anyway. What happened, though? Let me just tell you what happened. Oh, we're going to recap. Just real quick, recap. What happened was...

See, what happened was. What happened? Garth Ruggs played at a tiny show, right? Yes. And Lunchbox said, can I bring a plus one? And the answer was no. Then Morgan number one brought her boyfriend, and lunchbox was ticked. So we talked about it on the air.

And apparently, they made up, though. Like, you guys are good? Yeah, we're good. You know, water under that bridge. You know, there's a river that's, you know, separating you got to get together start putting some hammer nail building a bridge were asking how it went yesterday after the show I don't know I had to go to meetings I was like all right you got to deal with it yeah he went into the glass room and they exchanged words but I didn't

hear anything so I just saw it I mean that was it we I just went in there and gave her hug and was like hey you know learn from it here's the thing about this show sometimes it's awkward because it's real and sometimes real things aren't always Mr. Rogers land yeah and that's the That was one of those segments where I was completely fine with it because it was real. And even if people were like, oh, I don't like it. It doesn't make me feel good. It still shows people that we are real humans. And those two did not get along.

And Amy was the one that came in and wrecked shop with the reckon ball. Oh, she did. She put the hammer down. It was a good hammer. You asked me my, I wasn't like attacking her. No one said you were. You brought the wrecking ball. That's not the wrecking ball's job.

The reckon ball is just a swing and not good. I mean, you were the closer for sure. You were like, oh, man. Well, I went... Well, said, Amy. I loved what you said. I went made sure that she was okay and I was like, trust me, I have been there. Like, I would make sure lunchbox was okay.

Lunchbox wasn't upset, but if you are upset, I mean, I side with Lunchbox, though. I'm on his side. There's no sides anymore. We're all big group. Water under the bridge, hammers and the nails. Lunchbox wrote me a note last night. He goes, we're all a big family. And I'm like, what are you talking about?

Were you drinking last night? You guys try to use that about how we're family and brothers and sisters and five. I don't say that. I guess people do this. I try to make it into like a whole family situation. My whole point was, you want real. Sometimes it gets real. Sometimes it's not comfortable.

It's like real life. And what people don't understand, they're like, I can't believe you talk about stuff like that on air. Well, that's what we have to talk. We talk about our lives. Like, I don't understand. Like, what do you want us to do, not talk about things? Yeah, I mean, and that was a very work-specific thing.

It was a very work-specific thing. It was a work event with work people. That affects all of us. Yeah. So now the running joke is big stars are playing in like small closets and it's like, oh, you can't bring this one might be going for a couple years. It may be a couple of years running jokes. This joke.

So that was the thing yesterday. People were asking about it. It's all good with me. Yeah, me too, man. I felt good yesterday. I didn't know where she was with anything. I think she took it well. No, she had, she, Morgan number one learned yesterday.

Everyone's been through that on this show where it feels like, oh, that one stinks. She learned. Yeah. Just to go, oops, my bad. Yeah. And take it. Lunchbox's wife really suffer

through that one though. Yeah. She didn't get to go see Garth. No, she saw a Periscope though. I didn't make fun of your Periscope anymore after I knew it. I was making fun on Lunchbox's Periscope for like a whole hour

until I realized it was probably just a secret feed for his wife to watch the show. Oh, man. Tonight at 8 Eastern 7 Central, I hope you watch the CMT artist of the year. It's a very special episode. It was going to be people

accepting trophies. Now it's an appreciation for the fans. A lot of crazy stuff's happened. And so it's the artist appreciating the fans tonight. On CMT at 8-7 Central, I'll be presenting. Amy's going with me. We'll be sitting at a table. We'll hopefully see us on TV.

But hopefully the show is going to be awesome. Lots of special. I can't even talk about who's playing. Wow. Can't wait. 8-7 Central. That's the night. We're out of here.

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