The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox’s Wife Gets Even + Bobby Officially Gets His Parking Spot

Episode Date: August 15, 2018

Lunchbox’s wife overheard a conversation where he said she was on ‘vacation’ instead of maternity leave and decided to get even. The Bobby parking spot debate resurfaces. Also, the show shares the songs that changed their lives. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What you think about that? Oh, rom-com. I mean, it's like. It really can be anything. How to lose a guy in 10 to 8? Yes, that's on here. Okay, that's one of my favorites. I think.

Well, it should be. Yeah, it is. Math and Conningham. Which, by the way, I'd never seen before. Oh, it's so cute. Well, I just watched it in a hotel room. Watch like a third of it. it's kind of dumb.

What? Well, I didn't understand the premise. Because the premise is like he has to keep her, but she wants to get rid of him for both writing like an article thing. She's writing an article and he has a business bet. Right. So it's too bad. I thought it was just her. Whatever.

I don't know what my expectation was. But I think I tuned into it at a weird time. And then I left it at a weird time. So my advice would be it kind of sucks if you only watch a third of it and in the middle. Well, watch the whole thing and you'll like it. Yeah. So that's probably what you put on there? Yeah.

Morgan number two, what about your? you, if I go to you on this, what's your favorite romantic comedy? Sweet Home Alabama. I wonder if that's on here. I think you say that for every movie. Like, what's your favorite horror movie? Sweet Home Alabama. I don't think this made the top 24th.

What? It's cute. My favorite ever is 500 days of summer, and it's not on there. It's a good one. And it's so good. Somebody saw that and hated it. I mean. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. But I mean, I probably only watched a third of it, so we're even. You're not romantic. No, I watched, I just didn't make it to the end. I was bored. Oh, that's the best part I don't know how many days I got you. Wow.

That's wrong. What's wrong? Love you fucks. Have you seen it? Yeah. Oh, okay. Maybe I'll give it another try. Top five.

Ten things I hate about you? So cute. Is that you're just too good to be true? I can't take my eyes on you. I know the song, but is that the movie. Yeah, and then there's the other one that they play when she's coming down the stairs. He gets on the... Yeah, that's Heath Ledger.

Yeah, he gets on the PA system. Oh, and sings that. But is that for my... No, different movie. I think at the end of the show Amy's mind completely gives out on her No, it doesn't She holds it

I'm in it I'm wondering what movies Is that from though That's how she's all that There you go Sorry my bad Confused The movies happens

It doesn't mean my brain left me By the end of the show You're kind of checked out You're on the phone a minute ago What? My dad called I know but I'm just saying I made sure everything was okay

I know Is everything okay? Yeah he said He Oh you're gonna do an impression of them Aren't you? I saw I said

I was my sister I think he gets so cute. He can't talk right now. He had a tracheotomy. Yes. So he has a tube in his throat? Yeah. And he had some of his tongue and his throat cut out.

So it's, there's some speech therapy that has to happen. And I could see her face was going into town about to do an impression face. Because it's so cute. But I don't, I don't, I don't feel comfortable. I don't either. I don't feel comfortable. He's so cute. Y'all, Ann, I'm just overjoyed that he's, I mean, still in the hospital like eight weeks later.

But he's doing so much better. That's good. We hope he gets to go home soon. I love that he's doing better. But let's not do an impression. Okay, I know. But my sister, even when I just texted her, I was like, hey, dad just call me, just making sure everything's okay. She goes, she goes, oh, did you hear his cute list when he talks?

I love it. Oh, boy. Well, that's the thing. I'm glad he's known better. Bridget Jones Diarrate number four. You ever see that one? Yeah. Yeah, it's not one of my faves.

Clueless at three? Oh, yeah, good one. You've got male. The last two are oldish. Yeah, great. You've got male at two and when Harry met Sally at one. Okay, both really good. Also making less 40-year-old virgin.

that's like romantic I'd say it's more of a comedy romantic than romantic comedy comedy Yeah But still it counts Just looking at the list here Anyway I didn't get to that today I thought it was

That was interesting How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Comes in number 22 I wonder what the oldest one is On this 1940 His Girl Friday Don't know what that is I've never seen that one

I've made rom-coms in the 40s Hmm let me This is the OG romcom Yeah What's it called? Who cares Oh that is a 98% on rotten tomatoes.

I really want to hear it's called. Yeah, his girl Friday. His Girl Friday, yeah. I'll watch that one. I love old movies. I'll look it up and watch it. How do you like old movies?

I just love it. I'm on that Turner Classic movies 24-7. Oh, Carrie Grant's in it. My mom used to love him. Do you ever look at old? Oh, I totally get with them. But they're old and maybe even dead.

Oh, yeah, I did that with Audrey Hepburn. Oh, you did? Yeah, I went on Google Chase on Audrey Hepburn. I'm like, oh, I totally would have hooked that with her for sure. Really? Marcia Brady for me. Yeah?

Yeah. Like, I was a kid. I was like, oh, but she was already, it was weird. She's still around, dude. Yeah, I know. But when I was a kid and she was a kid, so when I was a kid in the 90s, 2000s, and she was a kid in the 60s. You probably would have.

Yeah, I would have tried. You gone steady. I read her book. Do you read the book, Lunchbox? No. Marsha Brady? Yeah. Is it good?

Yeah. I remember you saying it was good. Really? It is. It's about all the, she was wild. She was the old one, the older sister? Mm-hmm. Yeah, Marsha, Marsha.

Yeah, I remember that, okay. Yeah, she was wild. And appropriately so, meaning, nobody was watching. She was rich. She was a kid. If you're a rich and kid and have options, you take all the options.

Yeah. She made it out, though. But the kid that, the oldest Brady boy used to hook up with the mom. No. That is so crazy. What? Greg Brady?

Yeah. What was the age difference there? A lot. Huh. I thought he didn't like girls. No, he liked girls. There's one of them that came out. No, the dad.

Oh, the dad? Yeah. He died of AIDS. Wow. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking about that. I did not know this. None of this. He's dead?

Quite the story these Brady Boys guys had. I know. They're famous and there was nobody watching because there was no social media or anything. Even TV shows about this kind of stuff. That's true. So you lived whatever you wanted to. What name? I don't think.

Well, I think he had a Bades, right? Well, you looked that out. Make sure I'm not wrong about that. This whole thing started because of the movie from the 40s. Yeah, his Girl Friday. And then Carrie Grant. and then I was like, oh, my mom used to be obsessed with him, but then I was like, wait, but I thought he was gay.

Carrey Grant? Yeah, and I'm, yeah, I think he was. I think he was. But I mean, no. She can still be obsessed with him. That was never out. Oh, I know. But I just remember I was like trying to think that was the same guy.

And then I didn't know that about the Brady Munch guy. I didn't know that about Marcia. She did. She's wild, man. Wild? Oh, yeah. I'm going to have to. Okay. You know who else that I look back at and go, man, they were good looking.

Was that, what's that race car driver's name? The actor? Oh, Danica Patrick? No, oh, no, that's a dude. The salad sauce guy. Oh, Newman. Oh, Robert Newman. Oh, yeah.

Paul Newman. Paul Newman. That dude. Think of Robert Redford? Both of them. Both of them. That both good luck in. Oh, yeah.

Paul Newman was gorgeous. Paul Newman looked like Matthew McConaughey, like young Matthew McConaughey. And like if you... Dude, let me tell you somebody else who was hot. Who? As a young person, John Wayne, I saw a picture of John Wayne. Oh, yes. Yeah.

What? What? Yeah. But why do you say hot, though? Can't you just say like good-looking dude? Why does it matter what I say about my own words? I guess you're right, but it just... Why does that bother you in any way?

It didn't bother me. It just stood out a little awkward that you said, you know who else is hot? Both men. He was. He was. I thought he was going to come with some chick and he comes. You know who's smoking hot? John Wood.

Let me tell you he was even hotter probably. Was Clint Eastwood as a young guy. Have you seen his son? Same thing. Dude. Same thing. Hot. Sizzling.

Yeah. Do we have confirmation on the Brady Bunch? Yeah. I want to mess that up. What? Oh. And his name's Robert Reed, right? Robert Reed, right, or Robert Reed, correct?

That's correct. Okay, got it. He died of colorectal cancer? Oh, is that right? He died of cancer? Yeah, and bladder cancer. They founded he with HIV. Oh, and they found he had HIV.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow. That's a tough one. Well... I'll just make sure I had the right dad because I don't know who he is. And they never switched dads on that show, unlike I Dream of Jeannie.

Well, one of them died, and then they replaced him. What did you need of the I dream a genie lady? I thought she was hot when I was a kid. Who is that? I don't know her name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course she's hot. She's a hot blonde. I liked her and bewitched.

I don't know, bewitched. You watch bewitched? No, I don't know what that is. Well. Let's see what that is. Oh, yeah, she's pretty good looking lady. Oh, she was really hot, dude, for sure. Samantha?

I remember her. Ticka, tiki-a-tick-dick. Yeah, the I dream of genie. Nice, lunchbox. Yeah, I liked her when I was younger. It's pretty funny. I'm trying to find out her name, the genie lady. I know you're talking about.

Barbara Eden? That's it. There you go. Let's see. And they changed Darren's in the show. There are two different darrens. Wow. Do you watch this one when you were younger?

Now watch TV land. Nick at Night. I guess it was Nick at Night back then. And then, but there are a lot of people that changed roles. Another big one was Fresh Prince, the mom changed. Season one, then we did. Yeah, sort of like now with Kevin James, he has a new show. That shows me canceled, but yeah.

It got canceled. I think so. Well, good, because I feel terrible for the wife on that show, because they fired her and brought in Leah Rimmie. I mean, it was just King of Queens again. Yeah, that's what we wanted. Yeah, that's terrible, though. Well, I got canceled, too, so.

Good. Well, that's it. We'll wrap on that. Anything else? You sure? Sure, you want to wrap on that? Wait on more? No, I don't think so.

I'm tired anyway. I'm writing down, watch His Girl Friday. I will watch that movie. Great. Can't wait for the full word. I'll give you guys a full review on that one. We'll do that in the off-air post-show, post-show, pre-show. Yeah, just tweet.

That's one from 1940. Post, post-post. Okay. Whatever. See, I say she checks out. She's gone. She was on her computer. She's taking a thing in a name.

I was Googling things we were talking about. I wasn't on my computer. I was trying to research. So be, you know, with you guys in the conversation. Anything you'd like to say, Amy. Hope everybody has a great day. All right. Lunchbox.

Oh, man. Get ready. Are you the ones back tonight? I know what that is. On MTV. It's where they put all these single people up and they've got to find their perfect match. Eddie? Yeah, summer's over.

So all you parents out there that have nothing to do, enjoy your days off while the kids are in school. Oh, my gosh. There you have it. Thomas Ravanaugh quit Southern Charm. Yeah, I saw that. I don't know what that show is, but I saw it on. Oh, I watched. They did him dirty.

That's what he said. What? He said he couldn't trust him anymore, something like that. Okay. I didn't know he quit. Well, there we have it. Another thing I want to say. Oh, I just saw that.

Is anything you want to end on? I'll be a Bakersfield Friday. I think it shows either sold out or super sold out. And then DC and that shows, I think I'm like sold out or super sold out. Other than that, I got nothing. Turned by my life. Sold out or super sold out. One of the two, yeah.

Well, what happens is this is what's annoying to me. People like scalpers buy tickets and they put them back online for like triple the price. And I want to tell people don't buy them because the show's not worth paying 200 bucks or even a hundred bucks a ticket to come watch me. It's not. And so, but people do and I feel guilty. And whenever they're blue, tickets that go back up because we're like a week out from the Bakersfield show and DC two

weeks out. They put seats up all leading up to the show and I'm like, hey, there are some seats up, but don't buy the red ones, only by the blue ones, but then that's confusing and it's a whole thing. But you want to come? Bobby Bonescom. I just wouldn't spend anything on red tickets. I would only buy blue tickets and if there are no blue tickets. Just don't come. It's not worth it. That's all. Hit me up. I'll tell you some jokes if they can't come. What? Here we go. I told you guys. She's lost it, man. She's lost it. Completely off her rocker over there.

I feel bad if they don't get to see. Time for her to go on. I'm like, if they're sitting home bored, like I have, I post a joke on Twitter every day. You need some rest. All right. That's the deal. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Wait, we're going to do the show now.

But we'll see it tomorrow. But anyway. Yeah. And away, here we go. Folks, it's your buddy and my. Mr. Bobby phone. Welcome, welcome, welcome to Wednesday show. Tomorrow's studio.

One. Yeah, yeah. This is an interesting thing Amy was telling me about. You have a friend, adult friend. walks around naked in front of her kids? Yes. And her kids are boys. She's 40. Teenage boys. Oh, teenage boys.

Oh, that's a... And I have permission to talk about this because I said, I have to talk about this. And I said, don't worry, I'll say your name. And she was like, I don't care if you say my name, but I'm not going to say her name. Say your name. Say your name. No, but I'm like, this is... She goes, I get that it's not normal, but we've just always been super comfortable in our

house. And she said if she's taking a shower and they need to come in and tell her something. And they have a glass shower. They just come in and they talk to her and she said, it's just normal. Nobody's staring or making a big deal. But she doesn't like hide in the shower. She continues showering and they talk to her. And I'm like, and your husband, like this is. And she's like, yeah, it's just how our house is. I was like, okay. Listen, I know it makes you go, at first, but everybody has the same body parts, men and women. That's how she, that's so weird that we have made being naked a dirty thing. Adam and Eve, we're naked. Really?

Yeah, that's a long time ago. Yeah, no, but I'm saying just because in some cultures, you just walk around naked, it's normal. We've unnormalized it. It is weird for us, but we have. It's like when people use the bathroom that's supposed to be gross. Right. It's just because we made it gross. She brought up that too as well.

She said, our house is so open. We talk about everything. Like if they have certain things that happen in the bathroom because she thinks it's healthy. It's uncomfortable for me too. Listen, I'm uncomfortable on everybody naked. you know? Wait, sometimes you've answered. Yeah, he does that.

Bodes, you get negatives of times. Yeah, but when I get negative, it's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the former. She's, her friends coming from, too, I guess. It's weird. I mean, it's weird, but weird doesn't mean wrong. Right.

And I wanted to make sure she knew that because I was freaking out a little bit. And then I said, but I mean. And teenage boys, too. Yeah. And she said. And their mom. Yeah. Yeah.

Those teenage boys, they're all, I mean, they're just wondering things now. But, but they're growing now. She said it's just not weird. and that it's allowed them to have open conversations about everything. It sounds way healthier than how we grew up. Yeah. They said sometimes they'll come home from going over to friends' houses. And she said that her boys will be like, Mom, I don't know.

That family is weird. And she's like, no, honey, we're the weird family. They're probably normal. But we're just, we do things differently because they're so free and open. Yeah, it's odd. It's odd to think about. So I was like, hey, but at least they're not shy to talk to her about. anything.

But again, the human body, it's, like, it's so weird that it's taboo. We all have it. Every single person has it. We weren't born except for the fact that our parents, you know, did the store cussle. Sure. But then we're not supposed to talk about that. Yeah. No.

Like, all of us were born, because, yes, it's weird, but still, it's, that's the thing, huh? And she was like, if I was all I'm thinking of, if I were those kids' friend. Exactly. Can I come hang out of your house? I know. I know. I need your mom around. The Bobby Bones show.

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Also severe weather in Colorado, that rain is going to move south tomorrow. What do you think about that? tattoos on people if you're going to hire them for a job. I'm fine with it. I don't know because I have tattoos, but I think they're cool. For a long time, the mindset was somebody with tattoos is probably not good.

Oh, yeah. When I was younger, I was never getting a tattoo. Bad boy. Tattoos now give people an advantage over others because they look fashionable. Oh, okay. Which is kind of switching at all. That's cool. Bosses who discriminate, maybe settling for a less qualified applicant now.

So if you're going, ooh, they have a tattoo I don't like how that looks. A lot of people have tattoos. A lot of progressive thinking people have tattoos. So I have three tattoos, my mom, my grandma, their initials in the state of Arkansas. Amy's got two? I have two. I have joy in my mom's handwriting and then Espois, which means hope in Creole, what my children speak, that language.

Who else? Mike D. has a tattoo who works on the show here. And you have your favorite band, right, on your arm? Yeah, my arm. What's the name of the band? Lemuria. It's like a tiger though But it's the band logo

Right It's a bear with an owl And ram horns Oh yeah that's right That's cool man It does look for It means something to him I love it

People give me crap About the state of Arkansas My arm Because it looks like a cover up But it was never a cover up It's just It looks like a cover up But I'm proud of it too

Don't let him hate on you Mike I don't know who Lemuria is But that it's not about me It's true It's his arm So three of us out of seven Morgan number two, you have a tattoo? Nope, I don't have any.

Do you want one? No. None. I don't think I'll ever get one. Lunchbox, nothing. Never. Ready, nothing. Raymondo?

Nope. You seem like a tattoo guy. The time was never right. There was a time when I wanted to get my last name on my back. On your back. Yeah. Old English lettering. Yeah.

I'll do that. So glad you have got to. If I ever do get something, it'll be a cross. I've been thinking lower back cross. Like a tramp stamp. No, not that low, but like maybe mid of the back. It's always like you and trends are 10 years behind You know what I mean?

But I miss the tattoo thing So I'm almost a little too old No no tattoos are A bigger thing Yeah they're bigger than now But the lower back thing is less No no get that for sure Yes get that, okay

Yeah get like a tiger paw on your breast Okay Yeah yeah yeah I still owe myself a tattoo I still yeah I have another one or two coming for sure Two, you can have five total Who knows?

I'm a bad boy Look at all this art work This canvas here Just ready to be worked on. Get that face tattoo. No, you wouldn't do that. You can't mess with that. But I told you guys, the face tattoo in 10, 15 years is going to be as normal as the arm tattoos.

Now the sleeves. All right. So then go for it. I give it 20 or 30. I don't think so. Because 10 years ago, sleeves weren't a thing. And now everybody has a sleeve. We were like, wow, I can't believe someone's tattooing themselves that much.

I have a face just seems so. And so did sleeves. It just seems so whatever. Sleeves you can still cover with the sleeve. You can cover your face with ski masks. True. For the second time in less than a month, a baby was born at a Chick-fil-A. What?

This time, the restaurant was closed because it was Sunday. That's funny. Wait, so how'd they get in it? Well, so on August 12th, a mother was forced to have her baby inside her minivan in the restaurant's parking lot. Oh, okay. Yeah. I wonder, though, if you're just close. Pull in, pull in.

Pull in. We'll get free chick for life. Yeah. So, yeah, there was that. It's three miles from the hospital. They were driving to the hospital. They parked. Just time to catch the delivery. Yeah, I wonder if moms hear this and go, it was that easy?

That baby just came out like that. For some people, it is, and some people, it's just not. Yeah, Chick-Fleigh on Sunday. I can tell you, they will not open. One of my favorite stories about Chick-fil-A on Sunday is the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta, where they play the Atlanta Falcons football games. There's a Chick-fil-A built-in to the stadium. The problem is the Atlanta Falcons play on Sunday, so it's never open.

Why'd they build it in there? Well, because they're waiting for that Monday night game. Well, Atlanta is a big hub for Chick-fil-A, first of all. Yes. So they want their presents, and they do concerts and stuff, but mostly it's used for the Atlanta Falcons football teams. How ironic. So they put a Chick-fil-A in there, and you can go to the game. It's never open for any of the games.

You can have your brain frozen for $100,000 in hopes that you can be reborn and having a whole new life. 200 years in the future. at cryogenics, people are freezing all kinds of stuff. Here's my problem with this. Is that if someone that, let's say, had some money, if we can leave it to me, and they didn't leave me $100,000 for they were saving their brain, I think I would be upset at that.

They could have passed that down to me. And I said they froze their brain. Like, I'd be a little irritated by that. A little selfish of them, huh? You know? Maybe. Yeah, it's being offered in Arizona and Michigan. Just save your brain

Go ahead Are these people just taking people's money? Oh so you think that this whole thing's A racket over there Nobody's gonna be around Like get mad at you for taking their money I'll be like hey I think it's kind of a gamble anyway

So when they die These people can just go collect their brain I'm not sure how it works You don't know the logistics of all this I don't know how the contract is put out there exactly Has anyone ever tried to explain Heart Transplants or like don't like being a donor to their kids because I tried the other day.

Oh, yeah. Failed miserably. What did you tell your kids? Well, my daughter asked what the heart was on my driver's license. Honestly, I don't even, I have a red heart on my driver's license. You're very loving. No. You're sweet.

I don't know why for sure it's on there, but I guess that it's that because I'm a donor. Yeah. So I said, oh, it's because I'm a donor. And my daughter's like, well, what's a donor? I'm like, well, you donate your organs when you die. You're going to die. Oh. And then I was like, well, I mean, I'm not dead yet.

But when I do die, if dad needs my heart or somebody need my heart, you could take my heart out and put it in his heart. And it just, like, freaked her out. That's crazy. Yeah. I mean, I'm kind of freaked out. A little bit. She's 11. Let's read.

Let's revisit this later. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. It's the 30 second skinny. Morgan number two here. Luke Bryan topped the list of Forbes highest paid artists in country music followed by Garth Brooks and Kenny Chesney. Old Dominion is headlining their first appearance at Ryman Auditorium in National. It will be a special benefit show with some special guests set for September 18th. Dirk spently shared that he and his wife like to teach their kids the importance of giving back,

noting that he hopes it will give them compassion and interest in helping people in their community. I'm Morgan number two, and that's the skinny. It's time for the good news with Amy. Tell me something good. So a family in Redding, California, they were forced to evacuate their home because of fires, and they had to leave so fast that they left their business. petfish Grant behind in his bowl. The dad was even preparing his

daughter for the worst, like, probably not going to make it, not going to get fed for a while. Well, shout out to the fire department that went in, fed the fish, took care of it, all good. A tweet was put out sharing the good news that the family returned home to find that Grant was alive and well.

You know what? About so much more than a fish. Yeah. I think, that a little kid. I know. And just to know that the firefighters, they have a lot going on, but they're like, hey, Grant, you fish, in the bowl, I see you. Lobby Bone Show. Bonehead.

Norrie up the day. This story comes to us from Oregon. A man was on a nice hike. He gets to the top of a waterfall. He's like, oh, perfect place for a selfie. Oh, yeah. He climbs out on the waterfall. Oop, loses his balance, slips, falls 50 feet.

Wow. Lands on a rock and breaks his pelvis. Oh, no. Did he get the picture, I wonder? I don't know. And I don't know if he has his phone still. Oh, that's falling. Then you get it's, who.

Oh, man. That's such a bummer. Yeah. He needs to come up with a better story. He does? Yeah. Other than I was trying to take a selfie. Oh, the video's crazy.

Oh, there's videos. There's people down the bottom. Oh. Oh, never mind. So someone sees him holding the phone up and then he, I don't want to see it. No, you don't want to see it. I don't want to see it. It's bad.

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terms and conditions apply and offers are subject to change without notice. Visit lightstream.com for more information. Folks, it's your buddy and my Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me. We're going to do a segment called Cry Me a River. Something kind of annoying, but probably not worth complaining about that you complain about anyway. Crime me a river. Amy, you're up. Well, my son came home from school saying that he needed some change from his piggy bank to take to school

because his teacher told him, hey, if you bring money, you can buy chips. But why is that annoying? Why did she have to tell him that? Oh, you like for him to not know he can buy chips. Yeah, like he doesn't need the chips. And we packed his lunch. He took his lunch, like a healthy lunch. We got it.

Like, I don't need suggestion, like, to put that in his mind to where he can, like, get money to go buy chips because he doesn't need chips. But does he hang out with all the other kids and they, like, he sees all the other food they have. That's fine. We don't always have to have what everybody else has. Oh, okay. Right? Okay. Okay.

But I was just like, come on, teacher. Right. No one says anything. It's a chip. All right, lunchbox, crime here. I made an online appointment to get my oil change at 11 a.m. I showed up at the business at 11 a.m. Gave him my keys.

I sat there for two and a half hours. Wow. Two and a half hours because I kept thinking, oh, they got to be almost done. They got to be almost done. No. If you open an 11 o'clock appointment, it should get in at 11 a.m. and be done by 1130.

I'm surprised you lasted that long. I've given them my keys. and I figured by the time I go get my keys, maybe my car's next, so if I leave somewhere and go somewhere else, I'm just going to waste as much time. I didn't know it was going to take two and a half hours. Oh, wasted my whole day. Cry me a rindam, our audio guy.

What do you have over there? Yeah, probably in the last month I've spent about $40 on car washes where I live, my apartment. Apparently it's migrating season. There's a bunch of birds. Every night they crap on our cars. You can't even see out of your windshield, so it's like, oh, now time to go get another car wash.

Guys, the birds crapped again last night. I have a very brief one. My yard is full of phone books. This is phone book season. And there are four phone books in my yard. And I will not go walk out there and pick them up. Oh. Who would use a phone book?

I don't know. Who's going to pick them up? We got a phone book too. I guess I'm going to have to imagine. Any other ones? Yeah, I do. Go ahead. Dude, online shopping at Walmart where the pickup has changed my life.

You go online, you get whatever you want, and then you drive up there and they deliver in your car. Right? It's amazing. The only problem is, every item has its own bag. So when I get home and I order 50 items, I have 50 plastic bags left. Oh, is that right?

Yes. What am I going to do with 50 bags? I don't know they wrapped every item like that. Every single item has its own bag. Oh, I mean, that's pretty good cry. Yeah, comedy. I feel like this has turned into valid cries, though. The segments will be dumb cries. Now we're actually crying about valid.

We have valid arguments. Yeah, that's too many plastic bags. It's not necessary. Amy's kids, nutrition, the environment. Yeah. Waiting too long at the oil changes. I would just left. There's no way I went in two and a half hours.

Like, hey, can't get my keys back? Like, if you can't, I made this appointment here. Can you promise me it's going to be the next 15 minutes? Because if not, I want to go ahead and go somewhere else. That's what I would have done. Well, for 30 minutes, my car was in there. The hood was up. And the guy was on a smoke break.

No. Because I sat there and watched my car and I saw him smoking a cigarette outside. Just woo-hoo. I thought you were like, Mr. Get Stuff done. Well, I mean, I almost went out and stomped a cigarette out. Oh, come on. out of here. The Bobby Boneso.

Our head audio guy, Ray Mundo, is in the glass room. And sometimes he does things and he regrets it. It's called Ray's regrets. Yeah, so I was at the grocery store. Me and my girl, we're pushing around the cart. And I see a blonde hair girl with short hair, and she looks kind of familiar. I'm like, I'm in the South. There's a lot of girls that have blonde hair.

And then it hits me. Oh, my gosh. It's Ray Lynn. Boom! At the grocery store. And so the first thing that comes to my head is, Oh my gosh these country stars are rich. What if I go talk to her guaranteed she buys my groceries So me and my girl go right up next to her. I got the shopping car everything I'm like yes

She's gonna get my groceries. She's gonna get my groceries I don't know what came over me but last second. I was like no she's wearing yoga pants She's not even got her makeup on she doesn't want anybody to talk to her don't talk to her don't talk her I walked away I never talked to Ray Lynn I still regret that now because she would have bought my groceries. Yeah, there you have it Ray's regrets There you have it. I know. Tragic, even.

Oh, man. This next segment was inspired by our phone screener, Hillary. And if you call the show, she's the one who answers the phone when you call in. Hi, Hillary. Hi. And so this song that I'm going to play changed your life. Yes. It's Concrete Angel by Martina McBride.

So where did the inspiration for this segment come from that we're talking about right here? I was just, it came on my phone. I was listening to it, and I heard it when I was like nine or ten years old, and because of that song I went out and bought her album, that was the first album I bought, the first concert I went to, and it really changed my life. That's why I'm in radio, because of her music. Because of Martina McBride's music, you're standing right here in front of me. Yeah, she's my favorite artist of all time. Wow. Of all time. You ever met her? Yes. No. I would probably, no, I would probably cry. That's like

the one person I'd be starstruck over. The one person? Not even Sam Hunt? I've met him. I've met him. interviewed Sam Hyne. I was fine. Oh yeah. He's pretty good looking though. He is. He's not Martina McBride. You're kind of obsessed with her, huh? I really do love Martina. No, no, kind of obsessed a little bit. Maybe. Not a stalkerish way. Well, I'll, I know this, and I'll leave the details out, but I was in a group with Martina McRide's daughter, and I heard that you recognized her daughter. I didn't know it with Martina McRide's daughter, but I heard that you recognized her immediately. It was like, oh my God, you're Martina McRide's daughter. I didn't say that, but I knew who she was, yes.

I don't want to be weird. And how did you know who she was? I follow Martino on social media, and she posts about her daughters. And by the way, her daughter's in her 20s. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And were you starstruck by her daughter? Not really.

Like, I talked to her normally. Amy, was she starstruck? I mean, it was a little like, I didn't even know. Like, Hillary looked at me and she was like, that was Martina McBride's daughter. And I was like, how did you know that? And then, yeah, she just knew. I mean, she's super fan.

She's super fan. You're super fan. I am a super fan. All right. Well, maybe we'll get her in here. That would be so cool. I don't know what I would do, to be honest. Bobby, make it happen.

Come on. Do it. Do it. Well, I'm glad that song changed your life. That's fun. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. That is cool to think, like, that's why you got into radio.

I know it's a depressing song, but it's a good song. I think a lot of these songs I have here are depressing. Concrete Angel changed Hillary, our phone screeners. She's. Life. Yeah. My life. I like that.

It's a Bobby Bones show. All right, songs that change your life. Let's go to Amy. Amy. Okay, well, I went with one called, It's a Great Day to Be Alive by Travis Tritt. There's lots of songs that have been a big part of my life and changed my life. But this one evokes so much emotion in me still to this day,

18 years later. Because when I was like a freshman or sophomore in college, my boyfriend broke up with me and I would cry in the shower a lot while listening to music but I needed to get that emotion out and this is one of the songs that I would cry to

but I also would use it as a reminder that it was a great day to be alive I love the song I know all the words it's just weird to me that you would pick a song of, you know, 19-year-old angst. Why can every day be just this good? Cry with it.

I would lay on the bathtub floor with the shower hitting my head. You would lay on the bathtub floor? Yes, I'd get down, and I would just cry, and the water would be flowing over my head, and I would just be like, turn it up, turn it up, turn it up. Okay, cry with it though, like cry. No, I mean, reenact it. Okay.

Come on. I would just see it. the laugh, sun still shut, close my, I mean, it would be like that. My roommates would be like, are you okay? I'm like, I'm fine, I'm just having my therapy. But to this day, sometimes if I need, if I know I need to get that out, I can put that song on

and it'll help me get out whatever emotion I need. But then it'll also make me feel good because it's just a great day to be alive. There you have it. How long have you been married? I've been married almost 12 years. Why? He's wondering.

You really snapped back into that. Yeah, I did a spot. Okay, thank you, Amy. Okay. That's good. Lunchbox. When I was 12 years old, what's love got to do with it? Tina Turner.

This song made me realize why people like music. Because not a lot of music captures my attention and is like, oh my gosh, that's amazing. But I heard this in the car driving to Chicago with my family and I was like, this is amazing. And this is like emotion. Like you can feel her feeling. Oh, it's so good. He loves Tina Turner. You can feel her feelings.

Hey, he says things how he thinks of them, right? Yeah, that's right. That's what I think. You feel it. Don't you feel her? I think we all feel different. Like, mine's a John Mayer's song, and mine is Stop This Train

because it was the first time I ever heard a song where I was like, oh, that writer is like speaking in my language. Like, he's saying words and thoughts, like I think words and thoughts. Like, ever in my whole life. It was like, Stop this train. It's because he talks about,

so scared of getting older. I'm only I was like, man, I'm only good at being the youngest person to do things. What if I have to catch up? And I was like, this guy speaks like, that's where I become a John Mayer fan, like listening to his words. The first ever songwriter that wrote words that I felt like I was also thinking. And so I was older. I was in my 20s.

But I was like, whoa, like music's taking a new spot. Like, that could come from me. That's what that felt like. And he's also, he's a little bit older than I am, but what are they kind of the same age-ish? So I think you have same sensibilities If that's the thing too We're both odd Your

Morgan number two What do you have? What's the song? You're 24 What is it like I don't know Britney Spears No it's actually

Baby Girl by Sugar Land Oh yeah? Why this one? It's just kind of When I was growing up I always wanted to get out of the city And I wanted to pursue Whatever dream I had

And this song was always like You can do it And you can do whatever You put your mind to And it'll be okay and your parents will understand and life will be okay. Look at here. Make you smile.

Because you can, Morgan, number two. You can. You can do whatever you want. Thanks, Bobby. Are your parents proud of you? Very. They ever listen to the show? Yeah, they do all the time.

Do they get mad at me whenever? What did she say to do to her? What? You interrogate it. Oh, do they get mad to me when I interrogate you? No, I mean, they think everything's funny. They'll call and be like, oh, you remember that segment? I'm like, yes, Mom, I was sitting in the room when that happens.

Dang. Wow, smarty pants. Yeah, right? I like the songs that you heard and they changed your life. Gene in North Carolina. What you got, Gene? God's Brooks. Shameless. Ah, Bray.

Yeah, I was in a bad place in my life and hated the world. And I've been doing mechanic work, and this girl come in and delivering parts. And every day she was playing that song, I asked her who it was. And I went out and bought CD, and I turned the country music, and I never looked back. And I've been a different person, quieter. more easygoing, and love life. Come on with that story. That's a good one.

Here, listen to this. It's jammed, though. Yes. Every time we played on the air, you're reminded of just how awesome it is. Not that you need reminder, but sometimes you just hear it again to remind you of how awesome it was

the first time you heard it. You know what I mean? I thought you were British. You're not British, are you? No. You sound like me. That's what it is. Where do you live?

I just got, I have a little phone with North Carolina. All right. Hey, listen, I appreciate that story. No problem, buddy. That's a good one, man. Hey, what are you doing, today? I'm installing GPSs on school buses.

School buses? That's that GPS's? Yes, sir. Am I shocked by that? That sounds like a great idea. Should I be shocked by that? No, I think it's with the times, keeping up. In today's society, the way people kidnap kids and stuff, if they were to take the bus,

we can GPS and find out where it's at. Oh, so it's mostly about finding the bus and the bus finding their way to where they're going? Right. Not as far as them look. It doesn't have a screen where they can find where they're going. It's for us to find the bus If something happens It breaks down

Or somebody kidnaps it It's like the iPhone It's like the iPhone Yeah Oh hey Gene, thanks buddy Appreciate that Yeah you guys I thought I was crazy

I mean I am But still Abby in Oklahoma Hello Hey what are you The song that changed your life Go ahead Mercyy

Excuse me It's Mercy Oh, Brett Young Your life just got changed I love that song Recently We know you do I love that song

Yeah I love that song Yeah Why is that? Why did this change your life, Abby? I lost my grandmother recently while I was tabled to state to stay trying to move for domestic violence and abusive reasons. And the last word she said to me were I'm proud of you.

And I was just very close to her. And now I'm all of them. And I just miss her. Well, I'm glad a song could actually, you know, put some feelings into it. That's why they make the songs like this. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, that's why they make these songs so people can feel.

Right. You good over there? Yeah, I'm fine. All right. Thanks for calling. You're welcome. Have a great day. All right, you too.

It's a big about a breakup. Man. So you never know about songs. songs hit people in all different ways. Right, it's so true. Here I am going, oh, it's probably got dumped, but she didn't even find that part of this. It's a whole different part of the story to that song.

Nikki in Ohio. Hi there. What you got? My song would be, There Goes My Life by Kenny Chesney. Yeah, tell me about that. I have three girls, I have three daughters, and my first one is starting kindergarten Friday,

so it just makes you realize how fast. life goes, and when you're a parent, how fast your kids grow up. Yeah, life flies unless you have the flu. Then it goes like this. Tick. Tick. Like, I'm never going to get well again. That's true. I don't know if I'd be healthy again in my whole life.

I mean, the flu sucks. Tick. Tick. Yeah. Hey, thank you for that. Appreciate that call. See you later. Have a good morning.

Appreciate you. Eddie, we never asked your song. Go ahead. Oh, mine was Jeremy by Pearl Jam. That changed my life bones. Why? Because before then, all I would love. listen to was just regular whatever music was on the radio, pop music, whatever,

Millie Vanilli, Paula Abdul. When I heard Eddie Vedder's voice, I was like, whoa, who is this? And it got me to research more about the band, which got me loving music and researching everything about music. Listen, I listen. There you go. Thank you, Eddie. Yeah, you're welcome. So we have a new text-in number, and we haven't ever shared it, so I get random text messages to the old number. People send some... weird stuff, man.

Someone says, hey, it looks like I can't say what I wanted to, but I want you to know. I love both of you more than you could ever know, but your dad won't let me talk to you anymore. And this is the sent to the text number. Oh. Oh. So let me just share the number so we can replace all the randoms with ours. If there's ever anything you want to text us, you can text the word Bobby.

Just text whatever you want, but the number's 26-229 is Bobby. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm telling you, I look at all. Here's one. That's hard to scroll. It says I picked up pizza If you wanted to just let me know

And I'm like, well, I'd like some pizza Well, that's cool So, yeah, you can text The word Bobby to 26229 Confirmation text will be sent Standard messaging data rates apply So yeah This is watch the

I wasn't even gonna talk about that today But I'm getting all these weird messages over here They picked up pizza? Yeah, that's what it says Oh, good Somebody just went to seminary Oh, yeah Just so much

Wish Seminary was, anyway Can you reply? What are we gonna say? Yeah. I don't know. There's nothing to say. Okay. Okay.

So there's that. You can text. It's Bobby. 26229. Right, whatever you want and send it to us, and we will read it. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good.

The New York City Public Library is helping people prepare for interviews for their jobs. At the Riverside Library, on the Upper West Side, if you have a library card, you can also rent grow-up accessories, which help you, including ties, briefcases, and handbags. Oh, that's awesome. So when you go into a job interview... You can look professional. You can look professional if you can't afford that stuff. And hopefully, then you can't afford it.

And they say, hey, if we help you out, maybe you give a tie back or something at some point. Yeah. And they hope for this to spread through New York and then through the state. And hopefully, if it works, other libraries will do the same thing. Isn't that pretty cool? Love it. Yeah, me too. That's good. That was Tell Me Something Good.

Bobby Boneshow. The latest from Nashville. in Hollywood. It's the 30-second skinny. Luke Bryan topped the list of Forbes' highest-paid country artist, followed by Garth Brooks and Kenny Chesney. How much money did Luke Brian make? He made...

$50 million instead. He made $50 million. He beat out Garth. You know, that's a good fight to be in. It's a good rivalry to be in. Not bad, not bad. He's a good year. Yeah, you think that's like gang wars? Yeah, what else you got, Morgan Ever 2? Martina McBride announced that she has a Christmas album and Cookbook coming out in October.

of this year, followed by a Christmas tour kicking off in November. All right, what else? The top three country albums this week are Luke Combs. This one's for you at number one. Kenny Chesney's Songs for the Saints at number two in Jason Aldine's Rearview Town at number three. All right, there you have it. Thank you very much.

That's the skinny. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. I'm going to go over to Amy with the morning corny.

You can set your iPhones every morning at this time. You'll probably laugh. The Morning Corny. What did the fungus say in the crowded elevator? What did the fungus say in the crowded elevator? Excuse me. Excuse me. I don't have mushroom.

That's very funny. That was the morning corny. There you go. Bobby bones. The guy has a stroke and he wakes up and he's a talented artist now. He couldn't even draw. Then he wakes up and he's like, dun dun dun da da da da, da,

and he's painting all these masterpieces. And now his works are selling. How in the world? This is different than waking up with an accent. Because some people, they'll be from Kentucky and they'll wake up with a British accent. Some people wake up speaking another language. This guy actually has a talent that he didn't have before.

So he went from scribbles to Picasso. Interesting. Scribbles to Picasso. I like that. Yeah. According to experts, strokes can cause your brain, to do different things, most of the time to damage, sometimes to not,

can have a positive effect on someone's creativity. Wow. Like, imagine that you have a stroke and you wake up like, Jimmy, you're just, you're not the same. You're actually better. Isn't they crazy? I mean, that's pretty awesome.

I just wouldn't believe it for a while. I know. I'm like, were you just sandbagging us this whole time and now you're trying to make the news? For 51 years, you were faking it like you couldn't draw. Yeah. And this is part of your math. I saw that. I saw the Leo DiCaprio story. Oh, his new model girlfriend? Well, yeah. Yeah. I guess

that's it. We'll move on. That's it. Well, in other news, Leonardo DiCaprio is dating a 20-year-old again. He's always got hater tone. I'm not hater tone. No, no, and there is something about like he doesn't have to like actually date them or something? Well, yeah, kind of. Leonardo DiCaprio, who is 43, is dating a 21-year-old model named Camilla Moroni, I believe's her name. And so they've never been on an actual date. They just met party on a boat. And so they just started hanging out. Oh, that's what I'm doing wrong. I'm not party on enough boats hanging out. None of this dating app stuff. Yeah. He just goes on a yacht and then he's got a girlfriend. That's why I can't get a girlfriend. That's it. I haven't been on yachts enough.

Guys, I don't know if I've ever stead foot on a yacht under water in my life. I don't even know what I, listen, I used to go on flat bottoms of Evin Roots. I thought the same thing. Flat bottoms. There's no... Again, I will stick up for DiCaprio in the 43 and 21 because I don't think he's probably had to emotionally mature past that. Right. And that's probably who hangs out with because why would you...

Think of where we are in our mature lives. We're only to the point we've had to get. You don't mature because you want to. You know, you mature because of circumstances in your life. Tell me why Leonardo DiCaprio. I mean, I get that he was an actor young. but so why doesn't he just mature? Why?

Again. But that happens to all actors? No, no, not anyone. I think I had to mature at about 15. Oh, for sure. I had some circumstances in my life that I had to mature quickly and turn into an adult. Now, what I have chosen to do that? Absolutely not.

You only mature to the level that you're forced to mature to. Someone say the lunchbox is not the most mature guy because he hasn't had to mature in a lot of areas. Wow. I'm pretty mature. Well, that's the debate. So again, what do I care? You know, but there's DeCaprio of 43. It's still 43, 21 doesn't sound that crazy.

But he's going to be the guy, he's going to be 53 and they're still going to be 21. Hey, why are you hating in the future? Right now, you're predicting hate. I'm not, yeah. Predicting the hate. Yeah. It's not even hating. You just predicting that you're going to hate.

All right. You let's talk to me in 10 years. We'll see what happens. All right. We'll be right here doing the same show talking about it. Hopefully. Leo's new girlfriend. We're lucky.

He's on a yacht. So yeah, there's DeCaprio dating it. But, you know, to be fair, I was looking at the Kardashian, the older one, Courtney. That's her name, right? Yes. The boyfriend that she just broke up, she's like 39 or something, and he's 25. And nobody blinked an eye. They shouldn't blink an eye.

The mom's boyfriend, or I don't know what they are now after she broke up with Bruce Jenner, her boyfriend's really young. Good for them. Yeah. Again. Who cares? Hey, who cares? Who cares? And this girl's really pretty too.

I just looked her up. Oh, shocker. She's beautiful. I would wonder how these girls get on these yachts. Because they're models. Yeah, but how do you find them? And who goes and goes like, hey. You have these other countries and it's like, hey, there's a yacht.

Just get the random text. Do you want to go on a yacht? I don't know. That's a good question. I wonder how at all, yeah, you get invited. I've never been invited anywhere cool like that. you know that, like, Leo's going to be on the boat? Or is it, it's just kind of like, hey, you've been invited to this yacht, show up at this time?

I don't know. I see these stuff in, like, the New York Post. I'll read the articles in the morning. And all these models are always hanging out on yachts. Yeah. It's like, how do you get them out there? You know? Mm-hmm.

Here's a woman. She, as an older lady, she crashed into an eye care center in Wisconsin. There's a video of a man, and a video that guy takes it, and she thought that she had put her foot on the break. And she put on the accelerator? It's the gas pedal. Oh. And it goes, boom! Yeah.

Into an eye center? Yeah. And she couldn't see. An elderly woman crashed into an eye care center in Wisconsin. That's ironic. Yes, irony. Okay. I know you guys want to be haters about that Atlanta song.

But yeah. Go ahead. That wouldn't sound as good in a song, though. Yeah, it's like crashing into an eye center when you're old, I can't see. Yeah. Rain on your wedding days better. You're really flow. Kimberly in Ohio.

Hello? Hi, Bobby. Are you in Ohio right now? I'm not. I'm in Japan. Oh, look at you. Are you in the military? I am.

Hey, look at you. Appreciate you serving us. Thank you very much. So what's the deal? You're over in Japan. What time is it? Right over there? It is 9 p.m.

Oh, so a little nightcap with the Bobby Bone show. Yes, Bobby. She thinks I'm super dumb. I can tell. When she starts using my name, she's like, yes, Bobby. No, no, I listen to you guys on the podcast. Oh, yeah? So I actually don't get to hear you live often.

Oh, well, thanks for hanging out. I'm surprised you can listen in Japan. You know, we're on all these stations in Canada, and I can't listen to us at night because there's like Canadian streaming laws. Oh. You can't listen to other countries. Yeah. But I guess IHart Radio, the wonderful app that it is, allows us in Japan. Hey, so what do you do?

What's your job day to day? So I am a Navy corpsman, so I do the medical for the Marine Corps here in Japan. Oh, look at you. Well, thanks for listening, but most importantly, thanks for serving. We really appreciate you. No, it's a privilege. Thank you. It's so much for everything that you do. But Bobby had one question for you. Oh, boy. Yeah, she's buttering me up for something. Go ahead. No, no, no. My husband and I have been listening to you guys for a while. He introduced me to you. But we just, what happened to the Yahoo Yodel? I haven't thought about that in years. Old school.

A long time ago we had this button in here and we'd hit it and go Yahoo, because we had a deal with Yahoo that every time we hit the button, they would donate 50 bucks to charity. And I think that deal just ran out, honestly. I don't know. I haven't thought we had it. Or we lost the button because I know where it is. But that's what happened. It wasn't something we just started doing.

It was the deal we had with Yahoo where they were donating every time. Oh, okay. But that's a great question. See, let me say this, Amy. What? I'll just open up the phone and say, hey, what is it that you're wondering about? And it could be the most random thing that we would have never thought about. And other listeners may have been wondering about it. Exactly.

So thank you for that, and I'll say this. If you want to call the show 877-Bobby, we'll always take your questions. Sometimes it's hard to get on a topic, but if you ever have a question or ask how I feel about something, how Amy feels about something, hit us up. Hey, thank you, Kimberly. Thank you, Bobby. Appreciate you. Yeah, and you'll be on the podcast. podcast tonight. You can listen to yourself back. Yeah. Do you want to say anything to yourself? Give yourself a motivational message. Yeah, come on. Say that you're going to hear this back later. A motivational message. I don't have anything motivational. Well, you can't tell yourself that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to really give yourself the old good kick in the pants. Come on. Tomorrow's going to be a great day.

No, hey Kimberly. Hold on. Lots of patience. Talk to yourself. Hey, Kimberly. It's me, Kimberly. It's me, Kimberly. Go ahead. I'm going to have a great day tomorrow. We are going to take care of lots of good patience and it'll be at Friday Jr. There you go. So one more day. Friday, June. I mean Thursday. Oh, okay. Oh, that's a thing.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

In Japan. That's right. All right, Kimberly. Bye-bye. Bye. All right, bye. Appreciate you. You all.

All right, you good there? Friday, Jr. I kind of like that. I've never heard that in my life. Have you? I don't know if I like it, though. Well, no. Here's why I'm starting to like it because it's like you're already getting in the Friday.

That's a thing, but you're not on Friday. You're Friday, Friday, Jr. Don't do this. Oh, no. We have a new text line. You can text whatever you want to the number 26-229. It also spells Bobby, so just put your name, text whatever you want, and send it to 26-229. And I have a whole screen here of messages.

By the way, a confirmation text will be sent. Standard message and data rates apply. Well, the first person says, Kelly from Madison, Wisconsin. I've noticed that Morgan Number Two's voice doesn't do that weird thing anymore. What did she change? You ever think where she'd be like, hey? Well, yeah, it's like... Morgan number two is, she came on this show as our head of digital,

and she runs all that social media, and then I would just throw on the air sometimes. And she'd be like, oh! But now what's happened, Morgan, number two? So I really try and get my full intake of water a day that I need, and I also take a thyroid supplement. Something was kind of messing up with my thyroid. Did you go to the doctor?

No, my, well, my just general practitioner, he does a lot of supplements kind of stuff, and he suggested that and it took care of it. Never sounded better. That's awesome. Look at this. Figured it out. Yeah, it was this weird, like talky burp thing. Yeah, it was weird.

It was like weird talky burp throat fart. Like she had something in there. Yeah, I was like, yeah. I'm proud of it. That's good. Get that. A lot of people hitting me up on this. So if you want to send us a note, I hosted the Dollar General Awards last night.

Well, someone said the Dollar General has the awards. Well, it's awards for their own people. They give away much awards. Within, internally. And they had me come tell jokes. So I did, I guess, probably half an hour. I did 10 minutes, 10 minutes, 10 minutes. Oh, wow.

There's a lot of jokes. Yeah, it's a lot of time. It was good. Yeah, I got to put on a suit. Does you feel like, did anybody say anything? You're like, you're funny. You should come back next year because you know we had paid Manning for several years. That's true.

They did. And they had Shaq today before. What? Wow. Wow. What? The same people? It's the most anti-clamational.

thing if you get Peyton Manning and Shaq and then me. You're going the wrong order. Oh, so do they have to like set up who you are and stuff? Well, that's rude. No. No? Hey, no. Y'all, come on.

Nobody knows why I am. Okay, you're right. Stop acting like Shaq and Payton Manning household names. They still have to set them up, though. If Shaq walked out. If Jack walked out, you would not have to explain me who he is. I was just curious how Bobby would like, you know. Yes, they do.

Thank you. Because there's people from all. all over the country that come in, and some of them don't listen to country music. Right. We've always said you're moderately regionally known. Yes. In certain little rural areas. I say I'm moderately known in certain rural areas.

But I went out and I did 10 minutes of jokes, 10 minutes. And it's a tough room at first because everyone's there and they're having dinner. It's like the golden gloves. Yes. And people aren't really there to hear jokes. It takes a while to win over. You hear like silver clanking and a little bit? Yeah, because they're having dinner.

But it ended up being great. That's cool. By the end of the night, yeah, you kind of get your groove. But that's what I did last night. Do they pay you in dollar general money? Like gift cards. They're like, thanks for helping us. Here's some gift cards.

I mean, I wouldn't be opposed to that. That would be pretty awesome. They have everything, you know. I said this last night, and this is true. Like my hometown, if you're new to the show, I'm from a town of 700 people. Listen, we're a pretty poor town. And we don't have a cell phone tower. You know, they have our...

No, true. I've been there. I lost service. We don't have a lot happening right now, but I'll tell you what we do have is a dollar general. We don't have a traffic light in my hometown. We have a dollar general that's just... Does that help with the whole like we're going to town to get groceries? Do you need anything? Got help a little bit? A bit. Because that's what we would do. By the way, this is not a commercial. In no way, shape, or form. Yeah. Yeah, so, and I think a lot of the listeners, a lot of my people relate. But when you go to town, that's a thing. Because town's not nearby. So when someone would go to town, the neighbors,

they go, hey, we're going to town. Do you need anything? We're going to, and town started where Walmart was. So you have to drive into Hot Springs. You grab me some milk. And then that's, Walmart started town. Yeah. And then town was all through.

That's how you knew you made it. That's how you knew you got to town. Yeah. Was Walmart. See Walmart. And then, yeah, then you come back and if anybody needs anything from town, you got it for them. You passed it back out. Yeah.

Then when they went to town, hey, we're going to town. Yeah. Help each other out. Yeah, that was a thing. We just don't have those days anymore. No, they do. No, because, I mean, I'm trying to have that relationship with my neighbors. You live in town.

Yeah, that's right. You can Uber anything to your house. That's the thing is now we have like. Amy's like, we don't have those days. Yeah, they're so much better now. Yeah, you're in the town. No, I mean, when I was a kid, I liked. Amy's like, we don't have polio.

Smallpox. None of the good stuff's around anymore. Lock jaw. That's all right. That was good stuff. Remember the days we didn't have penicillin? Man, those are the good old times. That made life interesting.

Kept you on your toes. You were just guessing. All right. I kind of just meant. Sometimes my mom would be like, hey, we run across the street and see if the Wilson's have a cup of sugar. And I'd be like, yeah.

And I go over there, borrow two eggs, cup of sugar, go at home. You can still do that. Yeah, I know. I've tried to cultivate that relationship with my neighbors, but nobody has come to borrow anything from me. And I've been like, we're available.

There are signs up outside of our house. We took them cookies. I tried to teach the kids about neighbors. And ever since then, I mean, we have our one neighbor, T.J. That is really, really nice. But the other one, even after giving them cookies, like the other day, one didn't wave at me.

And I was like, rude. I gave you cookies. Yeah. You do have a famous neighbor, though. TJ from Brothers Osborne. But he's probably never there. And he's the nicest one. Actually, he is.

And we share an alley, like, so we see each other back there. And he's so nice to my kids. Like, he takes his time. Sometimes I'll walk back there, and he's, like, caring for them. Come here. I say, it ain't my fault. Hey, hey, it ain't my ball.

Hey, hey. I don't know my neighbors. Exactly. I don't know them at all because I'm weird. They've all, they've all reached out. They've all come over. One of them brought bread and strawberries when I moved over there. And I was like, wow, that's the thing.

One of them sent wine. So what are you going to do to nurture that? Nothing. It's weird. I don't go knock on a door. Then I get taken into the house. What if they're going to town to get something they get in for you? I really should know my neighbors for

for emergency reasons, but I don't. I know. It's weird for... Lunchbox, do you know your neighbors or no? Yeah, I know both of my neighbors. I talked to the ones on the left because they were on that property brothers and I want to know all the details. And then the ones on the right are real nice.

They moved in. They invite us over for barbecues and they have crawfish boils and they have us over all the time and they pet my dogs. You go over there? Yeah. Wow.

How about that? Human. That's fun. Human things. Eddie, know your neighbor? No, one of them. The lady on the left. That's it. The guy on the right, he just has a sign of his door and says, I'm sick, leave me alone. So we don't mess with him.

What? He does. It's been there for years. Has anybody checked on him? No. Now that you mention it, oh no. All right, the dumb debate of the day, can you still wear your class ring as an adult? That's it. That's the question. When you say class ring, do you mean from high school or college?

No, whatever. Okay. Because I have an answer for both. High school? Probably not. I'm going to let that go. College? 100%.

I would still be wearing mine if I didn't lose it. Well, what's the difference? Well, I don't know what most schools are like, but I went to Texas A&M and you're given an Aggie ring. And it's like a really big deal to wear that. And my husband has this Air Force Academy ring. And if we're doing something nice, he bust that bad boy out. Well, then can I give you the flip side? Yes.

That for me, and I don't even, I think my sister has my high school ring, I'm not sure. But for me, my high school ring, I think was more important because no one in my family ever graduated high school. Okay, so now you're changing my mind. No, I'm just saying this is the flip side to me. Yeah, I agree. If I were going to have something that meant the most to me, it would be my high school ring because, yeah, nobody had ever graduated high school. So, but I still don't wear it. My point is, if you wear something and it makes you feel good,

Wear it. Okay. That's all. Lunchbox, dumb debate at the day. High school ring, college ring as an adult. No. After two years after college, lose the ring, you dorks. All of it?

All of it. Get rid of high school. I don't even know who buys a high school ring. I didn't get a college ring. I didn't get either one. I saved up hardcore to get a high school ring. I was so proud of it. Mountain Pine High School.

With a red, because we were red devils. The Ruby. With a red, I don't know if it was real. I just had a red rock. Could have been a jolly rancher. A ring pop. But I, I, I don't know. Listen, I was so proud of that thing.

And I always wanted to give it to a girl and never had a girlfriend in high school. That was a thing? Yeah. I mean, I remember that being a thing like maybe for my mom. I mean, I'm from a very small town. That's also true. So we grew up differently. But that's kind of cute.

If you give it to her and what would you want her to do, wear it around her neck? Yeah. I love that. But if you're going to wear the ring, you might as well wear your Letterman jacket too. I mean, come on. I also wanted someone to do that. I mean, no one ever did. And then there were also, you want to hear the sad thing?

like I played football in high school. It was a pretty good football player. Not great, but good enough to actually play a little bit. And every Friday, the guys would give their jerseys to a girl to wear if it was like their girl or someone they liked. Never once in my life to a girl wore my jersey. Number 89, I was like one of the only dudes who always wore their jersey because no girl would ever take it.

I know. Look at me now. Yeah, still the same. Nothing's true. Well, then there was that time you wore your letter jacket in college. your high school Eddie just bringing stuff up to this huh?

She's digging. Yeah, that's right. And my friend told me we don't wear high school jackets in college. Yeah, he taught you. And I said, I can't afford another jacket.

And then that hurt. Yeah, I love it. Yeah. So here's one. This is from the text line. It says, can you still wear your class ring? Only if you're Leo DiCaprio

and you're trying to pick up a new girlfriend on a yacht. He's 21. That's from Mark in Ophalen, Illinois. There you go. Yes, Amy, what? Nothing. Leonardo de Caprio.

Does he have a class ring? I don't know his education. He has a life ring. Yeah, he does. All of this is a livery on it. A dumb debate, you can hop on and grab it. Listen, I think people should, as long as your job accepts the dress code. If you wear what makes you feel good, you actually perform better.

If you look hot, you feel better. You just generally do. That's what I tell my husband when I'm shopping. If I wear this, I'm going to look good. If I'm going to feel good. If I feel good, I'm going to work good. Work more, I can buy more clothes. It's a cycle.

It sounds like it. It's a cycle. But my Aggie ring, I have thought about ordering a new one ever since I lost it. And now this is making me think of it again. Go for it. Pass it down to your kid. You're right. Or your second husband.

TexasA&M.com. Whatever. Amy, did you dunk your ring? I did in beer at the Dixie Chicken. That's right. Hey, Carrie in Florida. Hey, good morning. Hey, talk about this dumb debate of the day.

You're an adult. Can you still wear your class ring? My dad is in his 60s and he still wears his ring every single day. And he's a proud graduate of the University of Georgia for Go-Doggs and he like entertains kids with it. Like he'll take it off if kids are bored like at a restaurant, my needs, my kids, whatever. He spends it like the top and he's done that for years and kids love it. If you're proud of it, show it off.

Can you wear both? If you want. You can wear whatever you want. Thank you very much. Hey, Daryl and Alabama, you're on. Hey, I'm 48 and I still wear my class ring. It was very important. It made to graduate.

Went back to college when I was 40 and tried to get the little college there to get me a class ring and they didn't. So I started wearing my high school ring there at that point. I love it. I love it. There are so few things that we actually will feel proud of ourselves, of ourselves. It's a good point, Bobby. Daryl, I love that, dude. I appreciate you sharing that call.

Oh, thank you. I see you, but lunchbox is laughing over there. Take the, I mean, guys, grow up. You guys, give me a hard time about being proud of being prom king. I don't wear my crown around. You would. You bring it up every day. Some way, sometimes.

Hey, check out my ring. I graduated in 1975. Okay, dude, move on. Hate her in the house. Wow. Talk about Aretha Franklin for just one second. She is reportedly receiving hospice care at home. Now, I don't know a lot about hospice care.

Well, I didn't either until my mom entered the hospice phase. And when they said those words, so my sister were both like, okay, what does hospice? What does that mean? Like, okay, maybe we'll do hospice for a little bit and then we'll bring her out of it. But pretty much hospice is, it's the final time. I mean, you can be in hospice anywhere from a month to maybe even nine months. It just depends. But it's really about just keeping the pain level down.

But they're not going to treat you to do anything to make you live longer. They're just going to treat the pain. you're terminally ill, it's going to happen. They're just going to help you do it in a peaceful way. I didn't know that. And so for my mom, she was in hospice. She was at a little hospice house for like a few days. And then finally we decided to move her to my sister's house

where we created a little hospice care situation there. And so it was about a week or a week and a half. I got to be honest, I've heard people talk about hospice and I've been, I felt too dumb to ask because I thought everyone just knew. It was the most beautiful experience for us. I have to say I was so scared of it. but the nurses that we encountered, and we were in Austin at Austin Hospice, and they were so amazing. I mean, they made us feel so at peace with everything that was happening because it's obviously a really hard time you're watching your loved one pass away.

Well, Aretha Franklin is in hospice care. Well, that stinks, huh? Here's some fun facts about Aretha Franklin. There's some things that I read about it. I was like, oh, that's cool. So Aretha Franklin is the very first female performer inducted into the rock and roll. Hall of Fame. First ever female. Wow. Yeah, inducted in 1987.

I didn't know that. I didn't either. Preach a man! She's performed at the inaugurations of three U.S. presidents. She sang at Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, and Barack Obama's inaugurations. Three presidents. Dang. An in-flight turbulence incident in

1982 left her with a fear of flying and so she would just go on a bus. Wow. She was a mother of two by age 14. She gave birth to her son's Clarence and Edward as a young teen. She had two other sons in 1963 and 1970. She has 44 Grammy nominations, 18 wins. She was a high school dropout, but she has two honorary doctorates of music

from Berkeley College of Music and Yale University. Wow. Aretha Franklin has a four octave vocal range. I don't know what that means. I mean, that's a lot of ranges, from very low to very high. Yeah. So she could probably be real low. I don't think about that.

She's also a self-taught pianist And decades in her A musical career She studied classical piano at Juilliard When she was older Wow But she just learned how to play by ear So

Yeah, it's sad to hear That she's in hospice care Some great music That just lasted the test of time Like who doesn't know these songs From a long time ago Maybe Top five most famous songs

Yeah Like up there I mean kids can sing RESC P-E-C-C-E-C, even if you don't have the rest of the song, they know that. Or this one here. There you go. Our best thoughts.

Prayers, wishes with Rita Franklund. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Firefighters are known for fighting fires, but they also save lives. Scott Parkin is a firefighter in New Jersey. He gets the call, hey, we need someone rescued from a waterfall. And he goes, and it's a dog. stuck on a waterfall. Oh, wow. And so they strap him up and he repels down. Boom, boom, boom.

Gets the dog and he can lift them up to safety all the way down, 100 foot down the waterfall. That's good stuff, man. How scary is that to be just strapped in and trust these ropes? Oh, yeah. To carry you down, you get this dog and then they got to bring you back up. Let me say something about these firefighters, these nurses and these police officers, these military folks, men and women. There's just, you know, some people just have that, for example, they can run fast. It's naturally and some people

to run fast. Yeah, they're gifted. Like I don't have the ability to run that fast. Whatever this gene is, will these people like to go out and help us and save our lives and protect us? I'll have that. I'm just a big old wimp. So it's people, these, they have it. Yeah. I have teachers. I even put teachers in there.

Yeah. I don't know what it is, but we appreciate you guys. Everybody I just mentioned. Anybody else? Nobody else. Just them. Rodeo clowns. Just first responders.

Rodeo clowns. Now that's stupid. All the other ones, like I look at someone in the military and I go, I'm so, I just, I thank my lucky stars that people in the military exist. The police officers exist because my stupid butt gets to come on the radio and do this because of that. Now rodeo clowns, that's just stupid. That's just, why you're doing that? What's up? Come on.

What are you trying to do that for? No, that's pretty true. A good, hey, lunchbox is a good story, buddy. Tell me something good. Hey, what's happening, guys? You know, you get on your phone. You're always tinking around, trying to find stuff to do. There's a lot of games, a lot of apps out there.

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Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me know. I'm a translet it. I wonder how many parents will relate to this one, and if so, you can call 877 Bobby. This girl, Caitlin, she's six years old. She was allowed to order a Barbie from Amazon.

So her mom says this is how you order the Barbie. One. Just one. You pick the one you want. But she decided she wanted more, and she ordered herself $350 worth of toys. Yeah. Later, I mean, now.

that she knew how to do it and she got her mom's phone. She's like, I'll take that and I'll take that. Yeah, so the mom shared a picture of her kid standing beside a stack of packages from her recent purchase. Three pages of things had been ordered. Oh, wow. Yeah, the six-year-old, a little scammer in the making. Yeah. Mom's got to get life log for her own six-year-old.

So didn't your kids do that? Yeah, on their tablet. It wasn't items that were delivered to the house, but it was stuff they bought on their tablet. Stuff they would never even use. they were just clicking on things like, you know, software. That's like $20 for some, you know, app that does something that they have no clue how to use, but they were just clicking on it. And I just, I opened up my email because I get a notification.

And I had like 20 emails of purchases ranging from $399 to $20. And I called Amazon and they were so kind and removed everything. Well, no charge. If you hear this story and it rings a bell, maybe even the one thing your kid bought, you were like, why, you can call us. Kenny Chesney He said number three On the country artist

Making the Most Money List Number two is Garth Number one was Luke Over 50 million bucks last year Wow I wonder if I called Luke And said hey dude Can I borrow 500,000

That'd be funny I don't see why he wouldn't Just do it He's like dude I know you got it Hey I just saw in the news How much you have I know you have it

You knocked Garth Brooks off Look let me Can I get like a half 500,000? How much Bobby? 5-00,000. Six zeros? Well, five zeros.

Five zeros. Yeah. And when will you pay that back? Well, I don't quite know yet. I'm good for it, though. I'm good for it. How about interest? I'm interested in it, yeah.

Do you have collateral? Let's go to Stephen in Iowa. Hey, Stephen. Hey, how's it going? Hey, we're talking about kids and they get on the computer, they get on the phone, they buy stuff. What happened with you? My son, who's now four, at two years old,

I happen to buy about $175 worth of stuff off my Xbox Live account. Oh, wow. So, wait, he's two? Well, now he's four, but when he was two, he knew how to navigate to the store with the Xbox controller and happened to make purchases for games and that I had already bought disc-wise and movies. Yeah.

Wow, what a gifted two-year-old. That's what I say. already figuring it out. Hey, thank you for that. Hey, Tiffany in Arkansas, what you got? Well, I've got a couple stories, but my first experience, my oldest son, who's now 13, he must have been probably about four and wanted to play games for that phone all the time. So when I had upgraded, I gave him my old son. And being an inexperienced mother of a child working in electronic, I did not clear my password and everything. So he went into the Apple store. I was at work.

He was home with a babysitter. Went into the Apple store and just went crazy and started downloading games. And I started getting email notifications. You know, iTunes searches for this. I mean, within 30 minutes, about $100. Luckily, I mean, I called an explain situation. Obviously, it was not the first time they had heard it. And I got on my money to try.

It's not the first time they had heard it. They probably have people just for this. Yeah. I've got a kid shopping online too. Hey, thank you, Tiffany, for that in Arkansas. I appreciate that. That's funny. Hey, Jenna in Oklahoma, one more.

You're on. Thank you. You good this morning, Jenna? Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, what do you think? What happened with you? My son got on there and his Gigi's keegg broke on Christmas. And the day after Christmas, he bought her a curag.

And he needed a new tablet, and he bought himself a tablet. And it was a little over $500. Oh, my goodness. Gigi's got to be the grandma's coffee maker. Yeah. Well, listen, what? What a heart. Yeah, that's so thoughtful of him, first of all.

Grandma's curing breaks, and where does he go? He goes and buy her one. So nice. Yeah. That's funny. Did she get to keep it, or did you take it back? No, we took it back. He had already got one for Christmas, but he knew that she needed one, so he was going to get her one.

Good for him. The best one, too. Heck yeah. Own the best. And all the cups. He probably got her, like, a year's supply of the coffee cups, too, Duncan Donuts coffee cups. He had everything. He said, gee, I bought you a new coffee maker.

I bought you some coffee to go with it. And she said, we need to talk to your mom. And sure enough. Well, thank you for that story. Thanks for calling. Appreciate you. We have this text line as well. You can text whatever you want.

Put your name and your message and text it to 26229. It spells out Bobby, 26229. So send us a text about whatever. A confirmation text will be sent standard of message and data rates apply. But you can text about anything. And here's one. Darlina in Tupelo, Mississippi says, when will you start using your parking space

because I have a parking spot in the garage. Good question. Now, I did park in it this morning. How did it feel? Well, I got to go to lunchbox on this one because I pulled it in, it felt pretty good, right? It felt pretty good. Yeah.

But there's no marking on it yet. And I think they put... Did you guys put the sign up today? Or no. In the glass room? You did? This is radio. You can speak.

Yeah, it's up. Thank you. They're giving me thumbs up. Like our listeners know what's happening. Yeah. Hey, blink twice if we put the sign. So the sign's up now? It's up right now, dude.

Go check it out. All right. That's the kind of energy I like. And so here is the email I just got. I'm going to have to lean on lunchbox with this one because I'm not very good at being like a douchebag. Sometimes I am. So are you implying he is? No, but he like.

You want me to reply. No. Here. This is what it says. Our station manager, Gator, needs to send an email to the entire building if no one can park in your space at all ever or if it's only during show hours. Oh, yeah. This is the debate. I know.

But I got to go to lunch. Because I feel like a douche if I say no one can park in it ever. I would, I, you should feel that way. Right. I'm going, lunchbox, your thoughts. Okay. Okay, this is the email. Hey, dear Nashville all.

No, no, he's going to send it out. He's going to draft the email. So he's, Bobby's going to write the email for him. Yes, no one at any time can park in that spot. Because what if Bobby has to come up here in the middle of the day to do something? Is he going to come in the building back? Hey, who drives the Toyota Prius? Can you move it out of my spot?

Interesting. No, it is your spot. no one parks here because you want it clean. What if some car like Ray Ray Ramundo is leaking oil and they park in your spot and then it gets on your tires, then it gets on your drug. Now he's being ridiculous. No, I kind of lie. I'm into it. He is the king of the castle.

First of all, I felt, listen, I do feel a little weird about having this spot. It can make me feel weird. But I did sign a new contract and one of my asks was, hey, there's no parking. There's no parking here. Can I have a spot? And that was, they said yes. So I do have it. And so I must use it.

And I'm going to go, lunchbox, you're the final judge on this. Should it be blocked all the time? All the time. All the time. And if you drive by here in the middle of the day, just to drive by just to test these people. And you see someone as there, you call the tow company. Oh, absolutely. If I'm over here running errands and I stop by and someone's in the spot, they're towed. Oh, I think about that.

Hey, Ramundo, will you pass that along? Yeah. Okay. So we're about to get a Nashville. We're about to get a Nashville All email that's going to say that nobody can park in your spot under any circumstance at any point during the day

even when we know you're not here. I'm such a divot. How do you say that, nip it in the bud? Yeah. You got to do it now. Oh, you're up boat with lunchbox. Absolutely. If you don't do it now and you wait later, it's going to get all messy. So tell them now how it is. State, state it. Yeah. Okay. So again. Say that off please. I'm pretty sure they all just heard.

They all is. I like bets. like fun bets and there was a bet between Drake and the Gospamigos. Here, this is Drake, by the way. Guys playing. God's playing. Here's some Migos. Kids listen to stir fry? No, but I mean, they would like this. Mine would love this too. Yeah. I need it. I've never heard this.

No, never heard it. Okay, I remember when I was like a year ago like, hey, Cardi B and you guys are like, who's that? Yeah, we're like, what is that? And then post them on you're like, who's that? And now that's all my kids love to listen to it. This will be a thing. Okay. It's already a thing. You're just a little...

Behind? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not the most up to date, but I... Oh, more than us in the room. Fair. Yeah. So they have a half-court shot bet.

So Drake... Him and Drizzi and... Drizzi is Drake. Drizzi and Aubrey are both Drake. He doesn't walk too many names. Yeah, because he's also like champagne daddy or something. No, Poppy. Yeah, Champagne Poppy.

Champagne Poppy. Drink has too many nerves. And so they get in a shooting competition. And so how does the $10,000 change hands, Mike D? What up? How does it $10,000 change hands? Like, who misses somebody misses a shot? No, Cuevo takes a shot, and he bet said he can make it.

And then he makes it. Yeah, and he makes it. Cuervo. No, Cuevo. Jose Cuervo is a drink. I thought it was, yeah. One of amigos guys misses it. Yeah, yeah.

Anyway, they made $10,000. Man. I bet you $10,000 was like hit the half-course shot and he makes it. Why don't we do stuff like that? Because we have $10,000 for that. We do stuff for like $10. Yeah. I wouldn't even bet $10 I can make a half-court shot.

I bet you could. Okay. There we go. I'll take that bet. You bet I can. You can purposefully miss it, Bobby. Yeah, no crap. Amy, that was his point.

Oh. Yeah. Easy money. Okay. So that's the story. Yeah. That's pretty gutsy to go $10,000 I can make a half-quart shot. He makes it.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Maybe it was God's plan. Oh. Thank you. I can't do this on my own. Hey, God's plan. So you know all the Drake stuff.

Yeah, I know God's plan and I know Kiki. Do you love me? And I know the... Everybody get to roll on. What? Yeah, yeah. Nice for what. I know that's not the original one.

Yeah, no, we bleep it. We have the radio version at home. No, there was even a song before that. Oh, is there? Yeah, yeah. Anyway, good talk, everybody. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

So hip. Man, I put up a... one of those boomerings of me at the gym, and I'm dancing, just a little dance on the weight. And I'm getting crushed because my legs are so skinny. Oh, I need to go look. I didn't even think about it. I really was like, hey, I'm in a good mood.

I got some rest and post-picture. I was just getting a little dance on. It's like, hey, if you're feeling it, feel it. And it's all just body shamers. Wait, what are these things wrong with your legs? Look at them. They're tiny. I forgot my legs were so bird-leggie.

Yeah, but why don't they notice the positive, like, how your biceps look really good? They notice how my tall socks were, too. that that was dorky. Okay. Yeah. But I don't know. They're right, though. Yeah.

All that to say, my leg, but also as a dude, it's hard to find shorts. They're either too long or they're too short. But yeah, they were crushing me for my legs. What are you thinking about those legs? If you were, like, let's just say a potential suitor of mine. And you saw those legs. What would you think, Aem? I think that you have fine legs.

Yeah, I'm not going to hate on your legs. I think you're in shape. You look good. Thank you very much. Yeah, haters. Did you read all the comments over there? Well. Because I got in there last night and I wrote, I didn't realize you guys all hate on my legs so much.

Yeah, no. Someone was like, oh, hope you're doing leg day. Oh, it's all the whole 30. Like, hey, see those arms, but maybe get a couple squats in. I absolutely love you, but you're too dang skinny for your height. How you know how tall I am? Yeah, they don't know. You say all the time you're six.

I'm six foot. Maybe a little more if I'm wearing, if I'm stepping on a block. Someone told you to stop skipping leg day. Yeah, now you're reading them. Now it gets funny. Were you doing squats there? No. I was dancing.

I was doing shoulder presses. Okay. I'm like clean, sweet. Okay, I'm done to you guys. There is a gym. There's a celebrity gym that I was reading about. It costs $900 per month. What?

For what? It's called Performics. It's an exclusive gym that can cost 900 bucks a month. And it doesn't mean you'll get in. You have to fill out an online application and convince the guy to let you join. I mean, real celebrities really do this? The 8,000 square foot gym. features a slushy machine serving pre-training energizer drink.

It's basically, there's TV rooms that streamed Netflix. There's cryotherapy chambers. Well, that might be worth it. Can you imagine? So the girl who's work, I do Tracy Anderson workout DVDs that I got at Bed Bath & Beyond on sale for like 1599. Her gyms in New York City and in like L.A., it's $1,200 a month to just go to her gym and work out. Like, Gwyneth Paltrow works out there and like, I don't know, all these other crazy people. No, it's not.

To work out with Gwyneth Poucher? No. Yeah, it's crazy. But I'm like, why? I'm like, I got the DVDs of Bed Bath and Beyond. Like, my friend comes over my house every day. We do kind of the same routine all the time. But I don't know.

It's crazy that people pay that. Yeah. By the way, do you know Lunchbox had a doll his whole life and still has a doll? No. Yeah. No. This was sent to me because he was on, excuse me, Lush. What?

Lunchbox has the fake acting face on right now. I've never had a doll. Okay, hold on. Let me just say this. We have evidence. So what happened was Amy's son got an American girl doll, but it's a boy. And I was like, that's awesome and cool. And I had he man. I had wrestlers. And lunchboxes just giving him the business. My son, never have a doll. Never, never. Yes.

So your wife reached out and sent a picture of something called, something called Cookie Monster. Are you familiar with Cookie Monster? I know Cookie Monster. How long have you had Cookie Monster? Oh, man. Go ahead. For as long as I can remember. And is Cookie Monster with you now as an adult here in Nashville?

Ah, my mom did mail me Cookie Monster for my birthday last year. Yeah. So, but you had a doll. No, no, no, no, no. Cookie Monster is not a doll. Does this look familiar? There's a picture of it. He turned his head.

He don't want to see it. It's not a cookie monster. And to tell listeners what it looks like. It looks like a little hand-sown gingerbread man. Yeah. That lunchbox must have named Cookie Monster. It's cute. It's cute, dude, buddy.

It has a little button on. When I look at that? Go ahead. That is not a doll. That is a stuffed animal. It's a doll. It's a doll. It's a doll, man.

Dude. So tell me, where'd you meet Cookie Monster? Did he sleep with you? No, he did when I was like little, he would sleep with you. How old? Like four? Also, okay. Go ahead.

What else? His wife says that. if their son, Baby Box, once a doll, baby box is carrying a doll, even though he's a boy. She said that. She said, I don't. Hey, I'm not very happy with my wife right now. Hey, do you know why she sent us this?

Because she's on maternity leave, and you said she was on, quote, vacation. So this is sort of payback for that because she was irritated. I mean, you know, in a fun, loving way. Yeah, loving, of course. Her cooking was her, she was hanging out with the baby, waiting for daddy to come home. Yeah, you're probably going to pass. Cookie Monster down. Man, Cookie Monster went through some battles, though.

Like, he got ripped up. He probably got drunk. He got drunk. It's not your normal doll. Yeah. So you know. Cookie Monster's hardcore. Yeah.

No, Cookie Monster was what I slept with. I think every kid sleeps with a stuffed animal, not a doll. A doll is plastic and has, like, hair. How long do you sleep with Cookie Monster? Do you still love him? Man, he's still pretty, no. Man. It's flustered.

Well, that's all. When did you tell your wife about Cookie Monster? Oh. No. Because in a relationship, if you're together with someone and they're going to be a part of your life and you have to say like, hey, I have this doll. No, here's the thing. I never told her about Cookie Monster.

My mom mailed me Cookie Monster. I guess my mom still had it last, my last birthday. So when I turned 36, here's the thing about my wife. Let's sell her out a little bit. I like this. Until I met her. She slept with a stuffed puppy dog. Like a pound puppy, and she called it puppy.

Brett Eldridge sleeps with a blankie. Made her comfortable. She was 25 years old. Mm-hmm. Cool. What about Cookie Monster? Yeah, yeah. Go back to Cookie Monster.

It's fine. Like, own it. Man, Cookie Monster. I slept with him, pride child. Like, six? Teen. Just always know that we know, okay? Just always know that we're going to have a talk today, wife.

Yeah. She listened right now, you think? No. I guess she'll... Vacation, sleeping in? Yeah, she's relaxing. Yeah, of course. Baby.

No big deal. Thank you, lunchbox. Oh, man. You and Cookie, have a good day, okay, buddy. Lunchbox, when you worked at Dunkin' Donuts, didn't you imagine someone robbing the store and you would throw coffee on them? Yes, because if you're standing there,

the cash register was right in front of you, and your left, right to your left, was the coffee pot. And so I always thought I would grab the coffee pot, throw it in the guy's face, and dive out the drive-thru window. And that was a scenario that you had built in your head because was it happening where people were getting robbed? No, I just always hear about they rob stores.

They rob a restaurant. So I always thought we were open 24 hours. So shady people come in in the middle of the night. You think someone's going to rob it? Who? Hit him with the coffee out the drive-thru window and you're going to make the news. This kind of happened. Really?

Yeah, Mike D. Tell me what happened here. Yeah, it was four girls leaving a convenience store. And this 22-year-old guy came up and tried to kidnap him. How old were the girls like kids? 11 or 14. Oh my goodness And they had coffee

They had coffee on them So they threw it on him And he was like, oh And they ran away Wow So what's crazier That an 11 year old has coffee Or?

It's pretty crazy Is it though? Yeah Yes I think coffee is My daughter's 11 I can't see her on coffee On coffee

Yeah my son's 10 He doesn't want coffee That's the last thing he wants She's like Yuck, ew gross And she's tried it She's like I don't like it Plus I don't need her on that

The suspect let the young girl go Because the coffee Hit him burned him Yeah He said, you're coming with me, and then got him with coffee. I just reminded me a lunchbox of a story about what he always wanted to happen. I'll tell you, when I went to that therapy camp, I don't even know what I call it, but I go and I'm there for four days. And I've gotten to the habit the last few months of drinking these chai teas and they pour a little espresso shot in it.

I get them pre-packaged from this juice place. And it's a little bitter, but it's not total coffee tasting. It tastes like chai tea, it's fine. But they didn't have any at this place. So I had to drink coffee coffee. Oh, how is that? Oh. Terrible.

Oh, it's bet you didn't like it? Yeah. Well, like the fifth cup I had that day. Yeah. It's not bad, right? It started to not be, but mostly it was like three quarters of half and half and then a little bit coffee. Oh, my gosh, yeah. No, that's not good for you.

But then I acquired a taste. I started to have a little taste for it. That's what I'm talking about. I did. It was weird. Now, I don't think, I went to Starbucks and I was like, I don't even know what coffee is up there. They have all the things. Oh, all sorts of fancy stuff.

So I didn't know. But I drank the hot coffee for a minute for four days. Wait, so for therapy camp, say you brought your own. Can't bring anything really. You can't bring even your own snacks? Maybe, I don't know. All right. I was like, I got to hand everything over your clothes.

It wasn't a nudist camp. Oh. Oh, it was. The only thing I had to hand over was my phone. For four days, I didn't have any connection to the world. No phone, no computer, no TV, nothing. Okay. See, I'd be fine, though, handing over.

I just thought to put it, you know, make everybody feel comfortable in case you see people, like, you're wearing, like, sweats or something. Like an assigned outfit. No, it wasn't jail. You weren't wearing an orange jumpsuit with sandals? We're not naked. We're not in jail. Okay, okay, okay.

You can just wear whatever you wanted. I mostly wore sweatpants and like a t-shirt or a hoodie. I wore hoodies everywhere. My closet's nothing but hoodies. I was looking at my closet last night. It's all hoodies. You're wearing one right now. I got to move something.

You didn't even know you. You had to look down. I'm like, I am. I wonder which one of this today. And I wear hoodies all the time. Summer, winter. But I'm almost hooded. I'm almost aged out of hoodie.

What age do you? I don't know, I'm 38. No. You don't think so? You don't wear hoodies till the day you die. Yeah, your hoodie game just got strong. Don't stop now. Okay.

All right. It's fine. All right. That's what keeps you young. Yeah, hoodies. You don't want to be old. That's what it is. That's what it is.

Well, whatever. So I drank coffee for four days and it's pretty good. I think you can acquire taste for anything. Can I get you a cup of jail right now? No, I need the caffeine fix, which I was a little ashamed of. Oh, that you depended on something? Yeah. Yeah, there's like a, it's like a film.

It's a stimulant. A film that's over my brain, I drink the caffeine, and it kind of. Yes, I feel it right now. Yeah. It's what coffee did. Everybody take a sip. I don't have a fuck. I didn't drink this far.

Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bowles. Let's go. Transmitting across America. So I did a stand-up event last night, a corporate event for Dollar General, and I go on to tell jokes. And it's kind of a fancy thing. I'm wearing a suit. It's a big year-end deal.

Super nice. So I have a car that's a car that's a show. driving me there. But I get so car sick, so car sick. I sit in the car and do nothing but focus on the yellow lines in front of me and I still want to vomit. And I get there and I have the vomit burps for like the first half hour I'm there. Guys, I can't go on an elevator. On stage? Like what's what's wrong with me? Yeah, I don't know. You have something, yeah, it's off up there, maybe in between your eyes and your ears or something. Maybe there's something off that makes you. If I don't stare at the buttons in an elevator, if I go up more than two or three floors, I get car sick.

Yeah, that's bizarre. Hey, Bones, did you have to sit in the back seat in this car? Because you usually have to sit in the front seat, right? Well, I'm awkward. And I said, do you mind if I sit in the front seat? Oh, so you sat in the front seat? You're still nauseous. Yeah.

Even in like an Uber, I'll be like, it just depends what the guy looks like. I'll be honest with you. You can trust him or not. Oh, no. It's a thing. Yeah. It's hardcore, man. It's so car sick.

Yeah, I didn't realize the, elevator thing. I mean, I knew about the car, but... Amy, if I'm swiping my phone and I'm jerking around a bit, I get car sick from swiping my phone. And I'm getting worse. So, hey, ladies. Yeah, he's available. I mean, the side

effect is you get a little car sick and then you have the little burps for a little bit. It's fine. Oh, there's a little more. No, it's nauseous. It's terribly nauseous. I would compare it to anxiety in the fact that unless you have it, you don't understand it. Yeah, I heard that. And so people go, oh, you're anxious. Yeah, but when your heart's pounding through your neck. Oh, yeah. And it's hard to catch your breath back.

It's like, yeah, this is what anxiety is. So, yeah, that was me last night. I'm so cool. Dang. Show up, and I'm like, oh, I need a minute. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So Travis Scott, you know, the baby daddy to Kylie Jenner's. The rapper.

Yeah, he's a rapper. So I guess he is an artist, like you said, and he knows how hard it is out there for the kids. So he unlocked his bank account and is giving away $100,000. And just like on Twitter, if you type back his lyrics and whatever, he'll retweet you back with a quote saying, just dropped 50 in your account.

But you have to obviously put your Venmo or your cash account and he'll tag you. And so he's got $100,000 and he's just dropping $50 and ran to people's account that tweet him as lyrics. I'm into that. I thought it was creative. I thought it was a creative way that he's got music coming out. And so I was like, oh, that's, yeah, that's really smart.

We're talking about on a country show. I know. If you need 50 bucks, like, I just. I thought it was funny how he'd retweet people. He was like, just dropped you 50. So this poor guy was on $100,000 pyramid. I saw this. I mean, oh my gosh. So he was asked pretty, I mean, it was a pretty easy question. Yeah, the question was people who, lunchbox, ready? Yeah. People whose last name is Obama. Barack. Okay, cool.

Eminent 10 for $50,000. There's your first subject. Go. Bin Laden. That's what he said. Oh my gosh, he took all that time. Andy took a breath. Did you read the guy's story?

He wrote. He goes, listen, I'm stupid. And I messed it. You know how people would mess up Osama and Obama? There were a lot of news club people doing this. Yeah. And he goes, it was absolutely wrong on me.

Here's the backstory. It was exhausted. It couldn't read. It was a whole thing. I mean, yeah, I get it's all thing. And it's like, some people are saying, he was like, this is man. People whose last name is Obama.

and he goes, Osama. Yeah, because it was bin Laden. Yeah. God. Yeah. Oh, boy. Yeah, what else you got over there? Kelly, well, I feel like people already know this, but just kind of a reminder to, you know, put work away when the time is right.

But if you're always on and, like, answering work emails during non-work hours, it's really stressing you out and causing anxiety and not healthy for you. But Bobby, it made me think of you too, and I didn't know if post-therapy camp, you were doing less work all the time. Nope. Cool. Don't do it. No. That's not what this was about for me. For me it was about, one, it was really going in about vulnerability and trying to find

the cycle to which I couldn't find it. And then it was another like security thing too, but no, I didn't go in for work. I know. But I didn't know if you like came out realizing sometimes maybe you do need to create some time for yourself. And if you're constantly on and working 24 hours a day, you don't always have to reply to people or handle business or do whatever. I'm okay with that part of it.

I got a lectureed yesterday. By? Someone close to me about work a bit, and she said, hey, you probably shouldn't tour next year, early for the next year. Oh. And I was like, because I was just talking about it. Like, do I want to go on the road? Because I've been on the road for two years, basically. Most weekends, every weekend, doing stand-up comedy or music.

She's like, you probably shouldn't tour. Because I'm scheduled all the way through the end of this year doing stand-up. She goes, maybe you should take some time off. Because you're still doing the radio show every day. You have three other jobs. Like, maybe you come off the road for a bit. Because I worry about your health. So how did you receive that?

Are you considering it? Yeah. I probably won't come all the way off, but I do think she's important enough to me in my professional life that I do value her advice. So somewhat, yeah. By the way, let me say this. You brought up a relationship thing.

Raymond, don't mention any names, but Ramon does stirring up crap. Oh, boy. Because he sends me a message. He goes, hey, you know, your ex-grop and I followed you on all social media? She did? Yeah. How did you even notice that?

Yeah, Ray, how do you notice that? Just investigating for the show, trying to come up with ideas, and I like just still checking out her pages and stuff. Like, you dated her for a while, so we were kind of invested in her life. I like seeing what she's doing, and I noticed that. Yeah, got unfollowed. You have to dig to notice that. I know.

That's a couple of clicks. Raymond's just looking. He's just looking for a thing. Yeah. When I got to this therapy, I went therapy thing for four days. And I did call one of my other past girlfriend. this and I apologize? You mentioned it briefly on air. We talked about it, but I don't know all the deets. I was like, oh, I'm such a douche. I didn't do anything bad. I didn't cheat or anything.

I don't cheat, but I just, in a relationship, if things get tough, I just go, now, I'm out. Goodbye. Feet don't fail me now. Feet don't feel me now. He's gone. He's gone. Now I was like, I shouldn't have done that. And I was like, I'm really sorry about that. Yeah. And now, because you already told us a little bit, I know you're talking about, and I'm sure she received that well and probably really appreciated that even though it's six years later. Hey, you know six years ago and I, it's never too late. Yeah, I don't really honestly don't think it is ever too late.

My mom was married before my dad, and once my dad left her, and she kind of went through some stuff and realized she needed to ask for forgiveness from some stuff from her first marriage. Again, she was married my dad for like 13 years, so her first husband was years ago, and she called in nothing more other than she just. wanted to simply apologize to him for some stuff. That's the thing. So, I mean, I think that that takes, that's big. I'm just trying to grow 2%.

That's it. 2%. Like the milk. 2%. You try to grow 10% you'll end up the same spot because you get frustrated and you can't maintain. Screw a little bit of the time. It's like running a marathon. You don't go out and run 10 miles your first day.

You go out and you walk a block. And you walk a block, that helps you get to that 26.2 faster. Instead of running 10 miles the first day and your feet hurt the next day, then you don't go on your run anymore because I'm my feet hurt and I'm so sore. No, we take it slow. 2%. So back to the girlfriend that unfollowed you on social media. Go ahead?

Fantastic person? Fantastic. The best, actually. I forget. You're following her, though, right? No, no, I'd already unfollow her. Okay. So I couldn't remember.

So you unfollowed her because, oh, that's right. Hold on. I couldn't watch her. It made me jealous. You unfollowed her because it was too hard for you to see stuff. And then now she has recently quit following you, but do you all still, are you all communicating at all? Very little.

Very little. Wow. It sucks, too, because I was like, I'm my best friend. Yeah. I mean, I thought y'all would always remain friends. Very little. Okay. Yeah.

I didn't know that. So that's a thing. Okay. Anything else, anybody? And these, uh, the days, fathers. There we go. That was deep. Thank you.

Bobby boom. Come on. We have this new text number. Instead of calling us, you can also text this. Before we leave, I'll read this one. Hey, Bobby. Is Bobby? your birth name or is it Patrick

from Shelley and Fayetteville, Arkansas. You know? Okay, okay, interesting. I could see where someone would say, is it Robert. But I'd never been asked about Patrick. So is it? No, I wonder where that comes from. No, my real name is Bobby. Bones is not my real last name, obviously, but it's not Robert. It's Bobby. Well, not obviously. Some people think it is. Um, if they do, then they shouldn't. It's a dumb name. Okay. I'm just letting them know it's not. It's all I read it my books.

I'm not afraid of my real last name. You know what I mean? I know. So I am Bobby Kardashian. And that's just how it'll be. What's up, AIM, today? Working out, kids. What's it?

You know, John Parties come over to the house this evening to do Bobbycast, right? Oh. So that'll be up in the morning. Oh, I do have a client coming over to my house. Is that? Sounds weird. Yeah. Interesting.

Yeah, I have that today whenever we're. I guess whenever the show wraps. You have a client that buys commercials? Yeah, I do endorse this. And they're coming to your house? Yeah. That's a way to make a sale. Oh, wow.

What are you going to do? We're going to pick out some stuff. I mean, it's not unusual, but I think more people are coming than maybe just the salesperson, you know? So I was like, oh, and then I didn't know. It was like, maybe I should have y'all come when the kids are there. Maybe all can meet the kids. But I think they're coming during the day. I think that's a full package.

Yeah. Buy a commercial, meets family. Come to the house. Have barbecue. Should I have snacks? I don't know. Well, good luck with that. Thanks.

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