The Bobby Bones Show - Matt Overton’s Last Day!
Episode Date: April 13, 2017Farewell to Matt Overton of the Indianapolis Colts, Lindsay Ell makes protein pancakes, Bobby gets a belated birthday gift, show members reveal significant other’s hidden talents and Eddie and Lunch...box compete in the song ramp game! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Bones show.
Come, Bobby.
Welcome to the Thursday show.
Good morning, studio.
So word on the street, and I keep my ear to the streets a lot,
is that the life that Lunchbox lives in this studio is not the same life that he lives at home.
Okay.
Because in the studio, lunchbox, by the way, good morning, lunchbox.
Morning.
And in the studio, you present this.
I'm with pants.
I'm the man of the house.
I definitely wear the pants, and I am the man of the house.
I rule the roost.
I rule the roost.
You're right.
So I had a box of shoes sent to me, and I decided,
I would give them to the guys of the show
I didn't want them. And so I said, hey, pick
out whichever ones you want. And I believe Betty and
Lunchbox took out them, right? Yeah. Yeah. Well,
Lunchbox had the first look at both of them
and I said, well, which one can I
have? Which pair? And he said, well, hold
on, let me text the wife and see which
one she likes first. I was like, text the wife. Like, they're your
flip-flops. Why are you asking her what she
likes? No, no, no. It's about
fashion, because I don't know anything about fashion. You've all
said that my dress has improved
since I've been married, and it's because she picks out the clothes, because I have no idea what matches, what goes with what.
And so I had to send her a picture of both flip-flops and say which one are the better pair for outfits or whatever, and she picked the one pair.
For outfits.
Guys, I've been married for 11 years.
I've never asked my wife, like, what shirt looks better.
What?
Really?
It's my shirt.
No.
It's also a pair of flip-lops.
Okay, shoes, flip-flops.
And did he wait for her to respond back before you?
Of course.
We waited about 15 minutes.
Hey, I want to make sure I don't mess it up.
They fit?
Yeah.
You like them?
Yeah, they're comfortable.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
And guys, as soon as the text came in, he goes, all right, here you go.
Here's your yours.
She likes these.
Do you feel like he leans on her more than he lets us?
Of course.
Yeah.
Yeah, I told you for fashion, like when I go to things, she has to pick out the outfits because I don't know.
But other than fashion, like, you make all the decisions.
Other than that, though, you're still rolling the roof.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think a lot of guys and their wives had to help them dress.
Yeah, yeah.
But other than that, you still rule.
Oh, I rule the root.
Just for outfits.
Like, outfits are the only thing you don't rule.
Yeah.
Like, who's got the channel changer at night?
This guy.
What if your wife wanted the remote?
Only if I'm doing something.
That's weird.
It's not weird.
Yeah.
So, just so we have all this down,
the only thing that she rules in the house is fashion.
Fashion.
Other than that, you win.
I win.
I'm the man of the house.
Recognizing people, doing cool things.
It's ICU.
This guy named Jeff had a Yorkie, and it was in his backyard.
And sometimes people will steal dogs so they can sell the dog.
And so that's what happened.
Someone stole the dog.
And they put it on Craigslist, and it said Yorkie puppy for sale.
And so someone who was looking for a Yorkie puppy bought the Yorkie puppy.
And then she saw there was a missing Yorkie puppy.
And she contacted him.
And said, hey, is this your dog?
There was a chip in the dog.
It turns out it was the dog.
So she just gave it back and didn't ask for any money.
She was like, hey, Jeff, here's your dog back.
Wow.
Isn't that cool?
Like, the guy probably never thought he was going to see this dog.
dog in his life and got it back.
So I see you good Samaritan who didn't want to...
I wonder why they wouldn't want their name out.
Well, maybe because they...
Just trying to be good.
Or maybe because there's like a warrant.
A warrant after that arrest?
Yeah.
Because you still want to be good even if there's a warrant out for your arrest.
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Big Three Stories.
It's producer Raymond, the CEO of United Airlines, said they're never again going to put
law enforcement onto a plane to remove a book paid passenger.
He also said they're going to compensate everyone on board that flight the other day
for the full price of their ticket.
In other news, Charlie Murphy, the Chappelle show star
and Eddie Murphy's brother died at the age of 57.
He was battling leukemia.
And finally, the government is urging people
to get their taxes done so you don't face a fine.
Taxes are due in five days.
We've all been talking about how bad our chairs are,
so country music artists have been dropping by and giving us chairs.
And yesterday, Dirk's Bentley stopped by and dropped Amy her chair.
So if you missed it, this is yesterday, and Dirk's coming by.
Why don't we open the door?
Let's see who's behind door number one.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Dirk's Bentley to the studio.
And it's covered.
He has the chair covered.
He has shaking his hand in my chair.
He just diss chair McGrossum.
And not only that, you've got to thought Magic Mike walked in when Amy stood up and goes,
Woo!
I call my brul-s up to me.
Hi.
There's, hey, Dirk's good to see you, buddy.
So, it's covered.
Let me make real.
It's like an art piece.
Dirk's hasn't covered with a cover.
Claw.
Yeah, I'm a little bit of a reveal.
Now, first of all, I don't want to get too excited about the reveal.
I haven't covered, but, you know, I went for a tried and true design.
Okay.
Some of these other designs I've seen in the garage chair, I mean, there's a reason why you don't see a lot of those out.
They don't last for long.
So I went with something tried and true.
Yeah.
But I try to add some of the details you like.
You like Lumbar support.
Yes.
And then my friend Jay is over there.
He helped me add some things.
Hi, Jay.
Hey, Jay.
Oh, what up?
You did some art.
Like that's some art.
Jay looks awesome.
He's professional.
Yeah.
So we added a few things.
Are you ready?
Okay, so he's going to pull the cloth off.
Dirk's going to reveal the chair.
In three, two, one.
Reveal the chair!
Okay.
So, first of all, first of all,
it says...
There's a slight mix-up.
Let me explain something.
The face was supposed to go in the back,
and Pimp and Joy was going to go on the seat.
Dirk's face is on his seat.
So Amy has to sit on Dirk's head.
It's a little backwards.
That's the one thing that happened there.
But, you know, it was supposed to be this way.
For our listeners who are in their cars right now,
on the back of the chair, it says Pimp and Joy.
And on the seat where Amy sits, it's Dirk's face.
So it was supposed to be your face, the reversal.
But now, Amy, will be sitting on the face of Dirk's on the chair.
Amy, your thoughts?
I mean.
I want to get you, I'm going to snap you.
We're doing a radio show right now, SnackCadders.
I don't really, I mean, I guess how do I sit?
You sit right on his head's right there.
There you go.
Sit on him.
There it is.
Amy, just get in the chair.
Oh, yeah.
There you go.
I'm so comfortable.
Oh, my God.
You like it?
Yes, this is a good.
This might be the most comfortable chair I've ever sat in my life.
Is it really comfortable?
Yeah.
How's the back support?
It's so good.
Lumbar's good.
You nailed the lower lumbar support.
and I can raise it.
Whoa, it's so high with chairs too.
Yeah, once a week I stop by, I actually give me a box.
I don't know if McGrath is doing that or carry.
They haven't.
They haven't.
Wow.
So it says pimping join the back of it.
That's really cool.
It's like I'm at the nail salon with one of those chairs.
Is it weird that you have to sit on his face?
Yes.
Yeah.
If you ever know, just a little bit.
If you're having a bad day, look down and know I'm down for you.
Amy, let me see how comfortable is it.
It's just how comfortable a bit.
Oh, lunch, not lunch.
Lunch is now sitting on Dirk's face.
That's legit.
It's comfortable.
How you like it?
It's not as good as cherry under one.
Hey, oh, speaking of, do you know the name of my chair?
Hey, do anybody else want to take a ride in my Bentley?
Nice.
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
That was good, I think.
All right, Dirk's good to see you, buddy.
Thank you.
There is.
Dirk's Bentley, everybody.
Stop and by, dropping off a chair.
I took NyQuil last night.
Oh, man, I'm about 30%.
inside my own head right now.
Was it just to help with sleep or like you felt a cold coming on?
No, it wasn't just for sleep.
I just haven't been well this week.
And so I took an alcohol just so I could just to like go down and sleep a little bit.
Yeah.
Oh, man, I woke up.
I can't even balance correctly.
Uh-oh.
That's what I'm saying.
That's not good.
I know.
The good news is my girlfriend's bringing you guys pancakes.
Oh, yeah.
What is it?
Well, hold on.
If they're not here yet, they're a different kind of pancakes.
It gets those protein pancakes that she makes.
They're really good.
No, like Aunt Jemima or anything.
No, nothing like that.
But when we talk about our significant others' hidden talents,
hers was that all of a sudden she concoct a scientific recipe.
Oh, they are there.
They are?
She just made them.
Like this morning?
Yeah, no, no.
She just dropped off like three seconds ago, right?
Yeah, they're still warm.
That's awesome.
So there's some chocolate chip ones and some blueberry ones.
Okay.
And I'll ask her what's in them.
But we have our significant other hidden talents, and hers says,
she found all these little chemicals around my house and made maple syrup one morning.
And I was like, I did it?
No, wait until you hear it.
No, I've never heard of some of this stuff.
Chemicals just sounds bad.
It's not like she just takes, you know, butter.
It's like I went and found the cumulosity 0.2 meters.
I was like, who are you?
So, anyway, I'm going to push this button.
You guys can have these pancakes.
I'm hungry.
Me too.
Is that homemade maple syrup?
Get out of here.
Don't put it by me. I don't want it by me.
Why not?
I don't want food by the board.
Oh, good point.
Bring it over by me.
He's sitting it right beside all this.
Yes.
You don't want sticky maple syrup on there.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's Bobby Bonds time.
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All right, time for the positivity.
A little segment called Tell Me Something Good.
Tell me something good.
We hear about generous people leaving great tips for people in need at times, right?
Yeah.
So there's a waitress.
She's at the restaurant.
She is talking to them.
yeah, I'm going through school.
So their bill was a couple hundred bucks,
but they left her a $400 tip.
Wow.
And she was like, wow, wow, wow.
So she's at work the next day.
They come back again.
They're like, hey, we were thinking about you.
They left her $10,000 to pay off for student debt.
That is crazy.
I mean, crazy, awesome.
Like they came back.
Yeah, they must have, yeah, they probably definitely.
Like it resonated with them.
They went home and thought about it and it went bad.
I love it.
Jeez.
How about that?
All right, Amy, you're up.
Well, this story is just so cute.
I mean, Bobby, I'll show you since you're right here.
Check out this squirrel eating an ice cream cone.
You're like, oh.
Is that a real ice cream cone?
Yes, it's real.
There's a squirrel in North Carolina named putter, but they call her putt putt for short.
And every day, she comes to the ice cream shop window, and they keep miniature ice cream cones and ice cream on hand.
She gets two vanilla cones a day.
And customers get to come, and they get to witness it too, and it's amazing.
I think it's cute.
That's very cute.
But put putt putt is not short for putter.
Oh.
Putt putt and putter is the same.
I mean, I love the story.
But Pupp Putt is another show of a putter.
Well, it says here her nickname.
Well, okay, fine.
Her nickname is Puppet.
Is that better?
There you go.
I thought her name is Putter.
No, her name is putter.
Ryan is a huge Edmonton Oilers fan of the NHL hockey team.
They're going to the playoffs and he's gone to 13 games this year.
And so he says, you know, I don't want to be the only one going.
So he raised $1,000 so he could send underprivileged kids to the playoff games.
Wow.
Bobby Boneshow.
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She grew up not far from the school,
so now honors students in the history department
can take a class called coursework, Dolly's America.
So Kid Rock is apparently engaged to his longtime girlfriend,
Audrey Berry.
I guess he proposed earlier this year,
and the couple has been super quiet about the news,
but a wedding is in the works.
I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny.
Lobby Bones Show.
Bonehead.
Norrie of the day.
This story comes up to us from Polk County, Florida.
A man was out on his land when he saw a rattlesnake, and he was like,
ah, I'm going to kill that guy.
Shot the rattlesnake right in the midsection.
Got him.
But then he wanted to show his family what he killed, so he picked up the rattlesnake.
What do you think happened?
Rattlesnake wasn't dead.
He just now predict the bonehead?
What do you think happened?
All right.
Here's your bonehead.
Does he, A, pick up the snake.
Me, he...
I imagine the snake bit him.
Oh, yeah, he picked up the old rattler, wasn't dead.
Bam, got him right on the hand.
He had to be rushed to the hospital.
What do you think happened in?
A, he lived.
Me, he died.
Oh, A.
Hey, I think A, too.
Nobody's allowed to die.
He's in the hospital, but he's alive.
Oh, he's still in the hospital?
Oh.
Well, when they printed the story, he was still in the hospital.
They printed this story.
That's just a story.
Yeah.
I'm lunchbox at your bumhead story.
the day.
Are you guys eating the pancakes?
Oh, I already ate like three.
I was worried.
So my girlfriend brought up these pancakes she makes.
They're protein pancakes.
They're very healthy.
And the syrup that she made is syrup that she made from scratch, right?
And I'm like, how do you do all this stuff?
And so I was worried that she was going to bring them when you guys weren't going to eat them.
Because she texted me, she said, everybody eating them?
But you are.
I'm eating them.
I've had two, and I'm about to get my third.
If you guys are cool with that.
Eat all you want.
All right.
I was swimming a little bit.
I'm not hungry now, but I want some.
Get them while they're hot.
Yeah, they're right off the oven or whatever you come, stove or grill.
So I can tell her you like them?
Yes.
All right, all right.
They like them.
Got them.
Okay, I told them.
Caitlin.
How are you?
Good.
How are you?
I'm really good.
Thank you for calling.
What's going on?
Of course.
So I am a nurse at Centennial Medical Center.
You went and visited us yesterday with Lindsay.
I just wanted to say thank you so much for coming.
I know Vanderbilt's the well-known Children's Hospital here in Nashville,
but Centennial we do have children for offering children services.
Not a whole lot of people come visit our hospital
because a lot of people go to Vanderbilt,
but I just wanted to say thank you.
Everybody said you did a wonderful job with the teenagers
doing your songwriting thing with Lindsay.
Well, thank you very much.
To me, it's not even about a certain hospital.
We're going to, you know, St. Jude and Van Gogh.
about and Centennial and, you know, wherever we are. I'm part of musicians on call, which
you think it's a wonderful organization. You don't have to be a musician. So yesterday we went
and wrote songs with kids that were in the hospital. That's cool. And so I think we sort of
about three hours there so when we sat down with them and we said, okay, what do you know, let's
write a song. And then eventually, not right now because we're having it produced. Oh,
I'll bring it down when it's done if you guys want to hear it. Oh, you wrote a real song.
I thought you were just having fun, like teaching them how to write a song. I don't know you were
actually putting a song together and you're going to know we wrote a real yeah we wrote a real song so
Lindsay and I went and sat down and these kids came and we said okay let's write a song and so it's like
what do you want to write about what do you like so we all got a topic and then we wrote this real song
probably could be hit that's pretty cool is that I mean I know musicians on call like y'all go play
and do things but is the songwriting thing is that something new that's awesome yeah it's newer
it's a newer concept because what I would do usually is just go to room room and play songs
yeah and then this one is you go and it's a different project and you have someone
recording and playing.
Oh, that's special. I love that.
I was just in the hospital for so long as a kid that I got involved because I just
know how miserable it is to sit in the hospital and have nothing to do or watch the same
TV shows or eat the same food and it's just lonely.
And so because of that, I got involved with musicians on call.
I really appreciate the call.
I didn't know you're going to call.
Thank you, Caitlin.
And shout out Centennial.
Yeah.
Yeah, we appreciate it so much.
I heard nothing but great things about you when you came in.
What if they would have said bad things, though?
Because that'd be the weirdest thing.
Like, you know who came to the hospital, visit us, Bobby Bones and Lindsay L.
And it's really nice to them, but they were terrible.
Like, wouldn't that be the weirdest?
I still would have to call you and let you know then.
Well, thank you very much.
That's good.
Hey, have a good morning, Caitlin.
What?
Have a good morning.
You kid.
Thank you.
Bye, bye.
You can appreciate honesty.
It'd be back to even, right?
Like, if I go and donate time at the hospital.
But then I'm terrible.
Yeah.
Oh, it's that even.
All square with body.
Why are you being a hater, dude?
What?
I put a picture of me with a netty pot.
Dude, this is some disgusting stuff.
It's not gross.
It's like a teapot and you put it in one side of your nose and you basically
waterboard yourself.
You do.
It's horrible.
And it goes through your nose.
It comes out the other nostril and it kind of clears out your sinuses.
Yeah.
I guess me, I just take it one step further in my mind and I'm picturing what it's doing.
And man.
It goes through one nostril.
Lindsay made me do it.
I don't know.
It comes out your ear or something.
It's like a fire hose.
It's horrible.
It's on my Instagram.
If y'all want info from me.
me, do that, Nettipot me.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
You can see, I netty pot on myself
before it work. My sinus is killing me.
Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram
to see the picture.
The actual flight,
that guy got drug off on?
Yeah.
They're giving all the passengers a refund.
I'll tell you what, though.
You have a story right now.
Imagine you're on that flight.
You can call into any radio show and be like,
I got a story for you guys.
And they put you on there immediately.
Yeah.
Like, if someone would have called,
it doesn't mean, like, I was on the flight.
we'd have blown them up.
That's true.
Put their Instagram out there.
But yeah, Unite is giving refunds to all the passengers on that flight.
Because they were delayed a lot because of that.
Oh, for sure.
I just keep wondering, like, what I would have done.
Like, the problem was, is that they should have never let the guy get on the flight.
That's where it started.
Now, should you have gotten off whenever they're like, hey, you need to get off?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you have no choice because they're going to take you all the flight?
Well, that's probably what you would have done, yes.
But I would have thrown a fit.
Like how?
Oh, you gotta be loud.
Show me the Bobby Fit.
Well, I don't do a lot of fit.
I don't get loud.
That's why I'm curious.
But I'd have been like, wait a minute.
Let's logically speak about what you're doing to me in a rational manner.
You let me on the flight.
Now let me just speak for one time.
Pull your phones out, everybody.
Pull your phones out.
Film me.
You let me get on to the flight.
Here I am.
Now you're pulling me off because of some random lottery systems.
Huh?
Oh, then I.
What's this?
voice.
Are you saying this as you're getting pulled off?
But I like the words you're using like, be logical.
Be rational.
I would have been like, let's use our cerebellums here for a second.
So that's just what, and then I would have started probably yelling something like,
lifelog.com, lifelog.com.
Oh, nice sponsors.
Yeah, like sponsored at the radio show.
Smart.
So then it's like I plan it back on the air as I'm getting jerked off the flight.
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Oh my goodness
that's amazing
I wish it would have been you
That's probably what I would have done
And I'd probably
thrown a couple shots
It had something like
Shut out Keith Urban
You know
You're entertained her in the year
I thought you deserved it
You know
Body like a backro with my gym
Things like that
Yeah
They should have never
Let him get on the flight
And then
Or whomever they were going
to randomly draw.
Yeah, and they released the audio of him going crazy
before they pulled him off. Did you hear it?
Oh, yeah.
Where they were like, this is him getting belligerent
and out of control.
If you heard the belligerent?
No, I haven't.
I want to hear it.
I'll play it for him in one second.
Is it like what you were doing just now?
I'll let you hear it.
They released the audio to prove how belligerent he was.
Okay.
I'll play it for it.
You can decide just a second.
So they've released the audio
of the guy getting belligerent
before they pulled him off.
a flight as to show us the people he was going crazy that's why we pulled them off like we did
right and you haven't heard this i have not so i'm very curious tell me if you think this is him
going nuts okay because they come to him and say you have to go to go and he this is uh the doctor here
you go ahead no i'm not going i am not going well you can drag me down i won't go i'm not going i'm not
going i'm not going i stayed right there
Yeah, that's it. That was it? That's it.
Wait, there's no, he's not yelling. There's no foul language.
That's him being belligerent.
I wouldn't use that word.
To describe what I just heard.
I didn't use the word. That's what was written.
Wow.
So basically, it's really just him refusing.
Yeah, refusal.
They let him sit down and then he's like, I'm not going.
No, I'm not going to go.
If you're getting.
No, I'm not going.
I am not going.
Well, you can track me now.
I won't go.
I'm not going.
I stay right there.
You have the right.
I did hear a slight challenge.
And that's not even what I hear.
What I hear at the end of that is a disgusting cough.
Why are you on?
Of course you do.
I hope you're covering your mouth.
I hope you're wearing a mask.
That's a gross cough.
Oh.
It's like a wet cough and I'm stuck in a tube with them now.
A tube.
Because that's what that is.
I know.
Listen to the cough again.
I'll just give you the end of it.
Oh, wow.
You can truck me down, I won't go.
I'm not going.
I'm not going. That's stable right there.
You have the drug.
For sure, someone has the mumps in that.
Oh, boy.
So, and everybody's like sucking in those germs now.
Probably better he got a drug off.
He can get that caught.
I guess he got back on, didn't he?
Yep.
Today's the last day that Matt Overton is with the show.
Matt Overton plays for the Indianapolis Colts.
And what I found very interesting about Matt is that Matt's in the NFL
does need to do this, but in the office.
He likes to learn different things.
He's like, hey, can I come hang out with the show and learn from the show?
So slowly Matt's become part of the show over the past couple months.
It's been cool.
It's been weird.
I didn't think we'd like him, be honest with you.
Oh, yeah, I thought he'd be a little weird.
Yeah, big dude, I thought I would just be.
It means a lot, dude, coming from you especially.
Intimidated and resentful of the NFL, but it's not a bad guy.
Normal guy.
No, no, no, but not a bad guy.
The NFL players aren't normal.
You're big, dude.
You're just abnormally big.
That's not true.
And we're all jealous, because you're all jealous, because you're not a bad guy.
you get to like, what's it like to go on a stadium and how many people in a Colt Stadium?
Probably like 70,000.
How did you have him going crazy?
Like, what's that like?
It's incredible, man, running out of the tunnel.
And it's weird because, like, you black out when you're on the field.
What do you mean you blackout?
Like, you just, you don't, when you're on the field, you don't really realize that you're in that setting.
Can you hear the fans?
You can, but, like, when you're in the moment, when the game's going on, and I'm on the field, like, 15.
times a game. But when I'm on the field, I can't really hear anything. So you don't hear someone.
You're like, come on, you stink. No, I mean, on the sideline, yeah. But when you're in,
when you're in the game, man, it's different. You just kind of just, yeah, for sure. Things kind of
just slow down a little bit. And, you know, you don't really get caught up in that moment of
like, wow, I'm on Monday night football or the Super Bowl or, you know, playing in front of
70,000 people. Do you get as many free tickets as you want for home games? No. We only get two free
free ones a game.
You play for the cold
when you get two tickets a game?
But how many players are there?
They got a lot of players
that have...
Dallas will have 70,000 seats.
Oh, but they can sell the seats.
You know, we have great fan base.
I mean, we're, our season ticket holders, man.
We're, they're, they're, it's sold out every game.
Only two?
Only two.
Only two.
I bet you Andrew Luck is more than two if he wants to.
Andrew Luck probably has his own suite.
Yeah.
Oh, that's the quarterback.
New contract.
Yep, that's the, that's the up.
Yeah, he's a deep snapper.
He's a legit quarterback.
Hey, what do you think about the United Flight thing, Matt,
Overton? What was your take on that?
I think it's very aggressive.
The video is awful.
And, yeah, definitely not the right thing to do.
No one was in a good spot. Like, it's a tough spot, especially for the officers to be in.
For sure.
Because they've got to pull the guy. They've got to get the out of the plane.
The guy's got to get off the plane even though he's not.
The airline's one who's screwed up.
And everybody else is putting a bad spot.
For sure.
So why are the officers the ones that are suspended?
That's what I don't, I mean.
it's the one right or all of them?
No, I think they spent it a couple more
because...
Maybe they felt they were overly aggressive
and maybe it's one of those because
we've gotten in trouble before
where it's like we just have to say you're in trouble.
Yeah, and just stay ahead of it.
And just stay ahead of it
because we know what's going to happen
so you're still going to get paid, wink wink,
no, you're in trouble.
But again, that guy didn't look like
he needed to be handled
as roughly as he was.
Just like him, I wasn't there.
I mean, he did say, you're going to have to drag me.
And that's the challenge.
But he didn't look at him.
didn't say you're going to have to need me in the knife.
You didn't say that.
But it's tough.
So you really don't have a position,
except it's not good.
I think the airline is definitely in the wrong.
How much they owe this guy?
What's that?
How much money they can owe him?
Oh, a billion dollars.
A billion dollars.
Just let him take over the airline.
Wow, let him direct the airline now.
For sure, absolutely.
Okay.
So Matt Overton's here.
Hang out the studio for a bit.
You deserve it.
You deserve to hang out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll come back in a second. Hold on.
Come on, Bobby Bones Show.
Heather, Heather, Heather, Heather in Orlando, Florida.
Hi, Heather.
Hi.
Good morning. What can I help you with?
I'm just, I'm super nervous.
I'm going on a job interview over a job I really want,
and I'm so nervous that I'm here in the parking lot for the interview an hour early.
Okay, well, first of all, that's good.
I like that.
Better to be early than late.
If you're late, you just don't get the job.
Like, that's just it.
So step one, get there on time.
You're already there on time.
What kind of job is it?
It's for SeaWorld in Orlando, Florida, and it's an entry-level position having to do with animal husbandry,
so I'm hoping I can get the job, and then I can start on a career path to taking care of animals.
Do you feel like you're qualified for the job?
I mean, I've got a lot of cousins.
I mean, I help babysit them.
I mean, babysitting toddlers is kind of like taking care of animals, right?
Interesting.
Yeah.
I agree.
What is your animal work experience?
I've been basically volunteering at like a pet stores, animal shelters,
Humane Society.
So first time work, I'll be first time working around like ocean animals,
but I do have a little bit of experience with land animals.
Okay, so I'm going to do for you what I do for others whenever they call and they're nervous
and they need to be pumped up for something.
I shouldn't I hit you with the Seven Nations.
Take it in.
Take it to your breath, Heather.
Take it in.
Let's just play in your head over and over again.
You will do well.
You're feeling it.
All right, Heather, so that's a song.
Keep that in your head.
Let me ask you a question.
If you don't get this job, what are you going to do?
Wait and apply again?
There you go.
Now remember that.
Worst case scenario is you go apply again.
Worst case scenario after that, you go and apply again.
You keep applying until you get it.
So you might as well let's just shake you.
Like, go in, do your thing.
Let me ask you a question.
think you deserve this job? Because I love animals and I know that I think that my my passion for
taking care of animals would go a long way. You know what? Tell them you got there an hour early too and
you're on time all the time. No, I'm not kidding. If I were hiring you and you're like, I got here
an hour early but just because I did not want to be late and that's the kind of, that's what I'll show
you every day too that I'll be here. That people don't think that's important. But being on time
and showing you up is just as important as doing a good job because you can't do a good job if you're
on time to do it. That's true.
So let them know the little things.
That's what they're looking for, okay?
Okay.
I think I have faith in you.
You call us back tomorrow and let us know how it goes, okay?
Okay.
All right.
And remember, if this doesn't work, you're going to the next one even stronger.
Okay, then.
You got it, no problem.
There you go.
So when you got to get pumped up, turn this on, go take it down.
If I try to take a nap, I turn this on and get pumped up in the nap.
Good old rock.
and roll, baby.
Over to Amy now.
A little 30 second skinny.
Bobby Bonesh.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 30 Second Skinny.
The newly crowned ACM vocal duo of the year, Brothers Osborne, they are making some new music.
They're officially working on their second full-length album, and they've escaped to the beach to do it.
I guess they're on the, well, no, I know they are on the Gulf of Mexico.
and they said they are embarking on a journey of their second record.
Here goes.
Anyway, it'll be a while before it comes out because it ain't my fault in the radio right now.
And that one's so good.
That one, yeah, it's so good.
Like, radio has failed us if it does not, it's not a big song.
Yeah.
You know what else you got?
MTV is bringing back Fear Factor.
Yeah, and somebody cool is the host.
Oh, I don't know the host.
No, they have a new host, and I was like, oh, that's cool.
The network ordered 10 episodes and it's going to premiere May 30th.
That show is crazy.
It's almost like Lunchbox is on.
Fear Factor yesterday with that snake.
Everybody get mad at lunchbox. I'll talk about that in a minute.
Fear Factor, a new host is, because there's a big new show.
Ludacris!
What? That's awesome.
I knew it was somebody cool.
That's really cool.
Yeah. Kids don't even know how cool Ludacris used to be.
No, they don't.
Ludocter is more of an actor now.
Yeah, Fass and the Furious.
Yeah, but Ludacris used to be a rapper.
Yeah.
He was awesome.
Not that he's not now, but like, kids don't even know.
Like, to us, Ludacris was like future.
That was us.
I remember I saw his bus one time on the road and I freaked out.
Her ludicrous?
Yeah, it said ludicrous on.
That's awesome.
So a lot of artists sometimes advertise the bus they're on because you would think they
wouldn't want people to know they were on it.
Sometimes they do.
Yeah.
Kind of like deals.
Kind of like kids.
Oh, no.
People don't even know about that stuff.
It's like throwback Thursday.
Matt Overton's in the studio.
It's his last day working on the show.
to hand me a gift here, but we only do
human emotions on the air, because I'm not good
at them off. Yeah. So what do you have?
They're, hand me whatever. It's his last day.
Go ahead. I know you hate things,
people that are being late, but this is, everyone loves
a belated birthday gift. Oh, it's a
birthday gift. It's kind of like a belated birthday
gift, thank you gift, and like me thinking
of you gift. Okay, I like all three of them.
Matt Overton, our NFL intern.
By the way, when do you go out to training camp? Like, when does it?
We start Monday. You're back at it Monday, huh?
Walk and roll, baby. Let's go.
All right. So it's in a
There's a few things in there.
Werders original.
Can't get in it?
So this is me kind of paying attention.
Like I kind of feel like I'm...
Like a girl?
Yes.
Like my girlfriend, she pays attention to the little things I say.
The little things, you're right.
You're basically my large...
Girlfriend.
All right, here we go.
Pediolite.
Yeah, you need that.
Because you yoga a lot.
I do.
You need to replenish your body with some great electrolytes.
I see it all we got here.
Fish oil.
You said you needed fish oil.
I did say that.
I got two for one at the store.
I'm going to take the other one.
It's over.
It's true.
What's this big white thing?
Okay. So you always ask for tissue. Do I sit up? Do I ask for tissue in the glass room, right?
Oh, yeah. This is, I saw this. This is a tissue holder. You put on the wall, you pull, you could, so you can pull tissue out of Dusty's butt.
Oh, it's a dog butt. Oh, that's so cute. I get it now. So you can keep it here in the office. You've got to put it on the wall or something, but you're always asking for tissue. And Mike D's got to run over here and give you tissue or something. Now you have tissue in Dusty's butt, your favorite dog.
It's very kind of you. Your best friend.
First of all, that's cool.
Thank you.
Second of all, I don't ask for tissue.
I'm from Arkansas.
I ask for toilet paper.
Oh, my best.
I said, hey, any of my nose, let me get some toilet paper.
I know, but tissue's so much softer on the skin.
It is all the same to me.
It's like Coke.
Like, you grew up on the West Coast.
Yeah.
For me, all sodas were Coke.
You grew up in Arkansas or in the South, depending where you are.
Everything's a Coke.
Mountain Dew's Coke.
What was it for you?
Some people call it pop.
Okay.
But we definitely didn't consider Mountain Dew Coke.
That's Coke.
That's Coke.
It was all Coke.
It was all Coke.
And then you ask, what flavor do you want?
Coke.
Yeah, the way do it come up?
Mind-blown.
Oh, you didn't know this?
No.
They'd be like, what do you want to drink?
See, I'll take a Coke.
And I'll take it.
And they'd be like, okay, what kind of Coke?
And you would go, hmm, I'll take a mellow yellow.
See, more sophisticated in California.
It's like, okay, we have Coca-Cola products or Pepsi products.
No way.
Not where we come from.
So did you have mellow yellow?
Yeah, we had that.
Mountain Dew was our thing.
You would find mellow yellow every now and then.
What about the Pib?
Mr. Pib.
Yeah, but we had Dr. Pepper.
Yeah.
R.C. Cola?
We did. Yeah, that's like $0.99 for like, you know, 12-pack.
Pretty legit.
I didn't know if you had that in California because you're sophisticated.
That's right. You were very sophisticated.
I know we are.
Yeah, we did have all that stuff.
So that's it with the presents?
Thank you for the birthday.
What?
You think he's the NFL player?
I mean, NFL player, like, you couldn't give him like an Andrew Luxime ball or like some...
You have to listen to the Bobbycast about that.
Because Ordin came in, we talked about people asking him for autograph stuff.
You should go to iTunes, subscribe to the Bobbycast and listen.
Okay.
This is just a little appreciation.
I know.
You know what Matt Overton does too?
He's a big law enforcement guy.
And I know you went on a ride-along with the cops here in town.
Yeah.
How is that?
It was incredible.
Like, what time of the night or what time of the day did you go?
I did, like, mid-shift, so I was 2 p.m. to 11 p.m.
Wow.
So cool.
For nine hours you were all right-in-with-the-cli-all-all-all-all-all-all-all-all-all-all-old.
What did you learn?
Well, I do a lot of law enforcement ride-alongs.
My dad's a police officer, and so I do a lot of ride-alongs in Indie, California, and I wanted to do it here.
I'm living here.
I might as well just kind of learn the streets, you know.
But I actually got to assist the officer in like holding somebody down because he needed his extra hand to get his cuffs.
Whoa.
It was intense.
You're a big dude.
You probably like cherish that, right?
Yeah, but you pushed a little hard.
No, but this person like was under the influence of something really.
Oh, they're extra strong too.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And dude, people were just watching with their cell phones and stuff.
I'm like,
I'm like,
my dude needs his,
his two hands holding this person down.
So I came over,
I said, dude,
do you need me to help?
I said, yeah,
I grabbed his cuffs,
gave him that,
and then I pinned the legs down.
Wow.
I was like hog-tie.
I needed to, like,
dude,
give me a lasso,
dude,
I need to hog-tie these legs,
you know?
And then I helped
until more backup came.
Wow.
How long?
Has your dad been a police officer?
32 years, I think.
Wow.
This past year.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Well, I tell him we all said,
thanks.
No,
and thank you.
thank you to all the law enforcement officers out there.
You know what I'm saying?
So you want a ride-along?
What do you do during a ride-along?
You just kind of monitor, like for nine hours.
You just monitor the streets?
Yeah, you know, I get an adrenaline rush out of it, really.
You know, I have a genuine passion for it.
I might become a police officer when football's over.
And there's nothing that I've found that compares to, like,
competitive sport, like going on ride-alongs and being a police officer.
It's a new day.
It's always dangerous.
It's teamwork.
work, it's camaraderie. It's, you know, it's like, dude, let's go to work, man.
And it's in it, I haven't felt that adrenaline and that, uh, just excitement, you know,
in anything else. Do you get a badge on a ride-along?
No, no. I, I'm stupid because I probably should be vested up at least a little, you know,
a little protection. You playing the NFL bullet won't hurt you.
No, not at all. Just, you know, shoot.
Yeah.
You're Iron Man.
Matt Overton, hanging out of the studio. It's his last day here working on the show.
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coming up in a bit. Here is Crystal in Wichita. Hey Crystal. Hi. Thank you for calling. What's going on?
The Bobby Bone stand-up show at the Orfam Theater in the summer of 2016. Yeah.
Debbie, yeah, it's me. It's Bobby, by the way. This is Bobby. Yeah, hi. Go, just make sure you know it's
to me. So you came and watch my comedy show. Yeah, and I don't know if you remember me,
but afterwards you had a book signing and I broke down crying and I asked you if you ever felt scared
that you weren't going to be a radio host.
It was right after you gave your commencement speech.
And you told me to stay the course.
And at the time, I was an intern, and I was looking at graduating,
and I was really, I was terrified.
I wasn't going to get a job offer in my field.
And I just wanted to tell you, thank you,
because I did get a job offer as a ground crew member.
And right now, my flight training is being sponsored.
And once I'm done with my flight training,
I'll have a job as a full-time professional pilot.
Wow.
Love it.
Let me just say this for a second.
Thank you.
Thank you for all that you else.
Let me just say this one.
Not you.
That was for her.
Let me just say something.
Let me just say my advice, okay?
It's pretty spot on, right?
Like just generally, I'm pretty good at advice.
I mean, you know everything.
No, no, no, no.
I'm pretty good advice.
Can we just admit that you caught?
Pretty good.
Yeah, pretty good.
I say pretty good.
I come to you for advice every day.
Yeah, like, you know, not like it goes right in my life.
But I'm pretty good advice.
Yeah, like, I'm not good to advise of myself.
I'm really good to advise other people.
Do you ever ask yourself self?
Like, just give yourself advice?
It doesn't work like that.
I tried.
No, no, I don't.
I want to know all series, congratulations, Crystal.
That's awesome.
Thank you.
And I hope it, uh, I hope you rock it as a pilot.
Yeah.
I hope you don't have any of those incidences like on United.
Okay.
I'm hoping not.
Yeah.
All right.
Thank you very much.
You'll be in the flight deck.
Speaking of which, because I remember that, and I did a book signing.
I'm talking about.
Because I do a scholarship in my high school where I give a senior scholarship.
And it's called the Don't Be Skipping Class Scholarship.
And I started it a few years ago.
That is such a funny name.
Yeah, I love it.
That's what it's really called, though.
I know.
I understand that.
It's so funny because I would have been ineligible because I skipped class.
I planned out the night before what class I was going to skip the next day.
You wouldn't have got the scholarship.
No.
I don't think I would have.
But that's okay.
Yeah, take money and I give it to a kid.
And it's called Don't Be Skipping Class.
and they have to write an essay, and it's not a super long essay,
but it's a few pages, and it's about their life goals,
and it's for someone who maybe wouldn't get a straight academic scholarship
or maybe you wouldn't get a straight SAT or H.T scholarship.
So I look at all this stuff,
and there's part of them to write, you can write your rank if you want in your class.
And so I just wonder, where did you guys rank in your class?
You mean, like, numbers?
Yeah.
Because in my high school, this year, there's 21 graduating.
Wow.
21?
That sounds easy, but it makes it harder, right?
Like a 10% of 21.
I'm not talking about the rank.
I'm telling you guys how big my school is.
So, like, you were, if your class was small like that, you were like, well, you weren't
one.
Well, my class was bigger than that.
We were one of the largest classes ever in the history of Mountain Pine High School to graduate.
I think we were at 45 or something.
Oh, that's unreal.
So you were at like three?
My senior year.
Something like that.
Yeah.
I wasn't valedictorian or salutatory because I made a B in typing.
Oh, phones.
That's ridiculous.
You are a bad type for, though.
I did speak at my graduation three times, though.
You mean, as a graduate, not after?
No, I spoke during during.
Is that just because they needed readers?
It's his school.
They said if a microphone was around, Bobby was on it.
That's true.
They speak a few times.
I had 21 people my graduating class.
How many did you have?
You had 45?
Oh, gosh, I don't know, 600?
Pretty big.
We started. In freshman year, there was like a thousand of us.
I don't know what happened about 400 people.
They dropped out.
They did look to the left, look to the right.
You're the only ones going to survive.
How many in your high school?
Oh, like 400?
Dang, that sounds, feels so big.
It was big.
Eddie?
Yeah, I had like 500.
That's nice.
Maybe a little over.
So, honestly, I can't tell you where I was.
I can tell you where I was.
I was right in the middle.
I was barely, top 50%, barely.
I mean, I was like a 2.7, 2.6 GPA.
That's a C plus.
That school sounds so, your school sounds so big.
Well, yeah, it was pretty big.
I mean, gosh, compared to 45.
I mean, gosh, compared to 45, that's your senior class.
Right. Yeah, but this year it's 21. Yeah. At my high school. Wow. It's crazy. And it's still crazy you give a scholarship to someone. You pay for someone to go to college. Yeah, it's my money. I mean, it's not my money anymore. Every year I write a check. That is so awesome. Question for you. How many of those students do you think go to college? All of them. No, no, no, from your class from your 21 or whatever. Oh, I see what you're saying. Not many. Not many. There weren't many in my class went to college. No, I know. It's just not what you do.
Yeah.
It's just not the culture.
The culture isn't go and get a great education.
The culture is good to work.
So do you have applicants yet for this year?
Uh-huh.
I'm reading through them right now.
I have to do it like, what's the day, Thursday?
I have to do it by next week, figure it out.
How many apply out of the 20?
I think I have four.
Oh, man.
They should all apply.
No, I have five or maybe six to read.
I think I have four that I really like.
Yeah.
Really?
Well, and then I have to decide.
It's a hard decision.
Man, I would have to like any, man, me, money.
It's so hard.
Kind of, but I always find a kid who it's like, oh, I feel like.
You understand.
Like, I get it.
You get it, yeah.
Like, you can just, yeah, like, always look for someone who feels like they're a little out of place.
They can't really, I just look for me.
For you.
For you.
Amanda in Indiana, how are you?
I'm great.
How are you?
Real good.
Thanks for calling.
What's going on?
Yeah, so just like you, I went to a small school.
my entire population of the school was smaller than Amy's graduating class.
Yeah, you know what?
You say, that's funny.
Like, my town, population, 700.
What was your town, Amanda?
How many?
The town I lived in had like 700, but this was like a third of the county.
Yeah.
I was explaining to Matt Overton.
It's his last day with us.
He plays in the NFL, and he's been working here throughout, you know, the offseason.
What we used to do is we used to do is we used to go.
go to town. That's what it's because we didn't have stores. We had like a little gas station,
but we had no traffic lights and town meant Walmart. So it's like, hey, I'm going to go to town.
And you let your neighbors know in case they needed anything because you go town like once a week.
Teamwork. And town was 20, 30 minutes away. And it wasn't like gas was free. So it was like, hey,
I'm about to go town, do anything. So if they need paper towels, wash powder, whatever they need,
go get it. And it's, yeah, I guess if you're not from a small town, it's weird to think about.
No, it really is.
You don't live in town.
Their town is like a destination that you go and get supplies.
When you describe it as someone who doesn't know it, it feels like the 1800s, but that was just normal small-town life.
But you're describing it.
I mean, I grew up in a big city, but hearing you describe that, it's always like you want what you can't have or you didn't have.
Like, I feel like that sounds so awesome to me.
I went to Walmart next door because I didn't like, yeah.
Yeah, I wouldn't want to go to town.
Oh.
Well, I just like the whole neighbors looking out for neighbors, small town, everybody knows each other.
And that's when you realize that Walmart's pretty awesome because they have everything you need one stop.
Walmart was amazing to me as a kid because that's just where you went for whatever you needed.
Tires, food.
Whenever Walmart turned into Super Walmart and had a grocery store, it changed our life.
Yeah, game changer.
Because we didn't have to go to Pigle the Wiggly anymore.
It was just Walmart because Pigley the Wiggin was like 10 more miles down the road.
So it was just Walmart.
And so they had food and then you get winchipers.
Car stereo you needed.
Whatever you needed.
They had Rod and Reels.
camping.
So, yeah, thanks for the call.
Appreciate that.
A lot of my small towners out there
know what it's like growing up having to say,
hey, I'm going to town, you need anything?
You guys can make your jokes?
That's not a joke.
No, Eddie made a wash powder joke.
I laugh when you say washing powder.
Yeah, because it's detergent.
Washington powder.
In the city.
I got a coupon for it.
Is that an impression?
No, Eddie, that's what he made.
I'm so confused.
Oh, boy.
We do have here
all of our significant others
hidden talents.
Oh, boy.
So there are four of us
We're ready for this?
Yeah, why not?
Yeah.
Let's jump right into it.
All right.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's go with Amy.
Sure.
Amy's been married for 10 years.
Yeah.
Your husband, military, Air Force, Academy, like, man's man.
Basically, if you had to, like, compare him to someone, it'd be like, Jason Statham meets Chuck Norris, meets Ben Diesel, meets the Rock.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Perfect.
He hates when y'all say stuff like that.
But he really, like, Ray, who's Amy's husband like?
I mean, if you've ever seen, like, the dude from the sniper movie.
Wesley Snipes?
Yeah.
What?
No.
It was a sniper movie.
American sniper.
Oh.
Brantley.
The Navy SEAL?
Brantley, dude.
Brantley Gilbert, the SEAL.
That's exactly what he looks.
Okay.
Everybody put all those people together.
That's Amy's husband, right?
Wow.
Y'all, like, build him up.
No, no.
We don't give him enough credit, actually.
Oh, gosh.
But he plays a saxophone, too.
Well, yes.
And I've heard about the saxophone playing for years of our marriage.
I've never heard him actually play until now.
Here we go.
Amy's husband's hidden talent, the sacks.
Pretty good, huh?
Wow.
Acid jazz there.
He was just freeze.
He said that's his freestyle.
Oh, yeah?
It is hard to make a note, though.
Is it?
Yeah, because you got to blow in the reed just perfectly.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, I don't know what he's doing is good.
Don't get me wrong.
Yeah, I know.
But you can tell at some point he was, there was some sort of doing.
In eighth grade, he did.
I hate me.
Sorry, I couldn't.
I'm out of here.
Okay.
That was good.
That last run was really good.
He's like, I'm out of here.
He's being vulnerable for a radio bit, and Amy's just laughing at him.
Okay, okay, okay.
By the way, here's, this is Amy's husband this morning.
He sent me another clip.
Oh.
He's going to practice that.
He went to the studio for this one.
Yeah.
We're checking it live.
We're going live to David's husband.
I tell you, all he needs a day, and he's got everything.
It's like if you get the rock and a saxophone, it's how good he be.
All right, lunchbox, your wife sings.
My wife loves to sing, sing in the choir growing up.
She gets really nervous going up in front of people, so she was super nervous.
So hopefully she knocked out of the park.
Here she is.
Lunchbox's wife's hidden talent singing song.
What's she singing?
80s Mercedes.
Okay.
Mercedes
I'm a 90s
baby
and my 80s
Mercedes
Very good
Yeah
Wait
Did she know you're recording her
No
Because this is why she's practicing
Because when I would do it
Whenever she knew
She would get too nervous
She's like I can't do it
I can't do it
She's like let me go practice some more
So I
Secretly
Yep
But it's a little creepy
Something
Yeah
I'm time to go
I'm white love
A jacket
And yarn
Not bad of her.
I'm ready to roll.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Wow, dude.
Hey, I'm proud of her.
She knocked it out of the park.
Great job.
Eddie, we'll come back with ours in a second.
We can call him a band.
Yeah, yeah.
By the way, Amy's husband's still playing.
Let's turn them back up.
Turn them up.
Yeah?
Hey, still going.
Still going.
All right, hold on.
Eddie, I don't see anything up here from your wife.
Oh, it's here.
Don't worry.
You brought something.
It's a reveal.
Oh, so our listeners have no idea.
Oh, because she's an artist.
It's a painting.
I really couldn't get audio of the painting.
Okay, let me see what this is.
And you mentioned that she was a painter.
She is an artiste.
Yeah, go ahead.
So here it is.
It's an abstract painting of us.
Oh, that's cool?
Right?
I like it.
She decided for us to be faceless.
I'll take a picture and put it on my Instagram, Mr. Bobbi gone.
That's cool, Lou.
So she said that she said that she said that.
has not painted anything in 10 years. I remember you going under your house one time and finding a
bunch of her paintings. Dude, in my basement, I had about 50 of her paintings that got damaged, I guess,
through moisture. But, like, there are just so many paintings that she did, and probably half of them
unfinished because that's kind of how she rolls. She, like, starts paintings and then, like,
maybe has one thing. It's like lunchbox in college. One thing to do left and she doesn't finish it.
But she loves art. And, like, this one. Why she stopped? You? No, she just stops, I guess, because the
time and then she just gets another idea and starts a whole new project.
That's just her thing.
But she really loved getting back into it.
And she really thought, like, this was a great opportunity for her to get back into painting.
Like, I think it sparked up a fire again.
She nailed the hair.
Did she not paint our faces because she got bored and went to something else?
Well, no, she sketched the faces because she wanted to, but then realized, like, no, this could
take a long, long time.
We'll put this up at Bobby Bones.com.
Okay, well.
But it's an abstract.
It's not really abstract.
Well, yeah, because we don't have faces.
But it's still human.
And we all have hearts.
I don't know what abstract painting means.
It doesn't matter.
It's awesome.
We're talking about painting.
We're talking about something visual.
It's a painting.
We'll put up a picture up.
Yeah, yeah.
Visualized it.
Yeah.
And it's great.
Looks up abstract lunchbox.
I am abstract painting.
So this whole thing started, I guess, because I was like, hey, my girlfriend made
syrup out of basically chemicals in my house because I don't have any maple syrup.
And my girlfriend's Canadian, so she carries maple extract to her where she goes, which is kind of weird.
She's like the elf.
She's like the elf.
Extract.
Yeah, she does.
It's so weird.
You're a purse.
That's cool.
So here, this is Lindsay making maple syrup.
It's like 20 second clip.
So all you need in a pot is water, a little bit of maple extract, stevia, a little bit of lemon juice.
And you bring that to a boil, and then you just add a teaspoon of Xanthum gum and just a pinch of salt.
Okay, so once it's...
thickens in the pot, then you will pour it in a bowl, let it cool, and put it in the fridge,
and it'll be ready in the morning.
Okay.
She can have her own cooking show.
No, she made maple syrup one morning.
I had no maple syrup.
She's like, I'll make it.
Don't worry.
Amazing.
And then she sent pancakes up for everybody, and you guys didn't eat it.
They were delicious.
It's so good.
A skill set on point.
Yeah, so there's a hidden talent.
Lunchbox, what did you look out for abstract?
Abstract art uses a visual language of shape, form,
color and line
to create a composition which may
exist with a degree of independence
from visual references. I see I don't understand
what that means. Maybe it's a bunch of blurs
and you make it out with your own eyes. Oh, okay.
We're not really cool enough to get
abstract.
A couple won $340,000.
Whoa.
At a hockey game.
At a hockey game.
Just for playing the 50-50 raffle, you go to watch
your favorite hockey team. And no, I get it.
And you win 34,000.
thousand dollars. I mean, it's like buying a scratch-up
at the gas station, though, right? But you're just
at a hockey game? You're a pretty good chance, though. But you're
still giving money. Out of 40,000
people, you have a chance to win. How come there
was no winner last time? No,
no, no, there was a winner in July. They didn't claim it.
And there was $71,000.
They didn't claim it.
Somebody won and didn't claim it? Yes.
So then they go and they put it into last night's
game and people buy tickets,
buy tickets, buy tickets, $348,000,
walk home a winner.
Wow. What's the most year? Everyone won't play
lottery?
$250
bucks?
And you play all the time?
Yeah, I haven't hit any big ones.
I don't hit any big ones.
It's weird.
But you play all the time.
Yeah.
All the time.
I've hit for more than
$250.
Well, you're cooler than I am.
You're luckier, too, though.
We used to go play bingo.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, yeah.
And lunchbox I go all the time.
And Eddie and I just go, and Eddie won twice, and I won.
Everybody was winning except lunchbox.
Except lunchbox.
He was so mad.
Amy won.
Yeah.
And we were winning like hundreds of dollars.
Did you ever win?
Never won.
I would go once a week for years and I never won.
Never.
And now it's illegal in this state.
I got to drive across state lines.
Oh, you should start your own.
My grandma wanted you off for that.
What?
Start her own bingo ring?
Yeah.
My grandma, I used to go to bingo with her kid all the time, right?
We go to the Elks Lodge, Benedict, Team Banner.
We do all these places play bingo.
And so they outlawed it.
So then what she did is she would get a van.
And she would drive around, put her band back in the van, and play bingo with a
drove around in jail. Cops put her in jail.
I don't see anything wrong with that.
My grandma, who was like 70,
created illegal driving around gaming
and they put her in jail.
Entrepreneur. My grandma, rock and roll. That's why I'm such a
bad boy.
Oh, yeah.
Is that really good? Yep.
This is a body bones show.
Body bones.
So, who is still owed money
from the Vegas trip? Me.
Oh, both you guys are. Yeah?
Hey, Mighty, bring the money in here, please.
Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
Here's what happened. Here's what happened.
So the whole show gives us a bunch of money
Because Mike D and I went to Vegas for the ACMs
Mike D
And so
All collective
We had $700
Yeah
And we take it
We put it all on red
And I let it spend
And we did it live on the internet
And it hit red
Double our money
It was a great night
Double our fun
Well so I give Mike D the chips
And hey just take these chips back
The suit
Or take the money whatever
He didn't cash the chips in
He just brings a chip back to studio
Yeah
So I fronted the money
and Amy got her money back. She has me a favor.
Ray got his money back. He owes me a favor.
You two still don't have all your money.
Because we didn't want to owe you a favor.
Correct. You owe me some money.
So where's our money?
First of all, you can play Mike D if you want.
I do.
Yes, we do.
I'd like to propose a game between you two now.
All right.
Now, we're going to play the ramp up the song game.
Well, explain.
That's easy. I'm in.
You don't know what that is.
Yeah, it is.
No, no. So back in my DJ days, I would get on and I'd be like,
hey, buddy, it's Bobby Bones.
For example, I'll be like,
Hey everybody, it's Bobby Bones.
Hope you having a great day.
Weather, 62 today.
Now I'm going to play some Carrie Underwood
and dirty laundry.
Thanks for listening to the show.
All right.
The song will start right now.
You have to stop talking right when it starts.
Okay.
So you have to talk right to the verse.
Okay.
We're going to do...
It takes skill.
This is for all of our money?
Yep.
All of our money back.
When I get the other money.
Oh, no, we can't do that.
That's not fair.
I could do that.
Because Lunchbox already has some of my money.
Yeah.
No, I don't have any of your money.
Well, you have $200.
That's my money.
Okay, and I don't have any of my money.
But you don't have as much as he does.
So if Lunchbox wins, he'll have all my money.
I don't like this game.
But you guys aren't playing for the same amount.
Eddie.
You didn't put as much on the pos he did.
But Eddie.
It's still my money.
Do you understand that part?
Eddie.
Lunchbox isn't really good at this.
I understand that.
You could nail this.
You just got to feel the music.
Hold on.
I think that was a slight against me.
It was.
I'm trying to get you all worked up.
If you win, you just win some of your money back.
All the money back.
All the money back.
Because I'm not something.
How much longer are we going to do this?
Y'all should have taken the favor.
You should have taken the chips.
No, no, no, no.
I won't take the favor.
All right, ready?
Lunchbox, you're up first.
Oh, give me some good song that I like.
You're going to do, how about Move by Luke Bryan?
You have 18 seconds.
Ready?
All right.
You have to talk up 18 seconds, and you'll go first.
Here we go.
And go.
You can find this guy out of the road right now.
Kill the Lights Tour.
Got a new album.
You can check him out to eye.
Heart Country Festival coming up in Austin, Texas on May 6th.
This is my boy, Luke Ryan, with Move.
Hit it.
Oh, no, too much space in the middle.
He's also not going to be at heart.
Listen, I don't, it didn't say it had to be actually correct.
Eddie's trying to.
Oh, you can just throw out lies.
We're just clarifying, so listeners aren't.
Same song, Eddie.
Now, your turn's how to be.
Oh, Lou, move.
You'll go second next time, ready?
All right, go ahead.
Don't copy my stuff.
I won't.
No copy.
I won't.
Here we go.
Action.
Good morning, everybody.
I hope we're off to work, having a good start to this day.
Today's a beautiful day outside.
The weather's about to be in the 80s, 90s today.
So go out and enjoy it.
Right now, we have some Luke Brian.
Luke Brian's my boy.
If you haven't heard our parody,
Raged Idiots, it's called Flask,
but this is move.
Enjoy it.
And everyone's having a great morning.
I love that it's going to be the 80s or the 90s.
It's a 10.
You stopped right when he started singing.
That's what I'm talking about.
And you gave a shout out to the Reagan.
Guacamole.
Eddie, that's impressive.
All right, all right.
Eddie won lunchbox zero.
Whoa, he won that round?
Yes.
You left 10 seconds out.
Eddie?
Okay.
Next one up.
Cover the board.
Don't let him see it.
I can't see anything.
I'll go here.
I tell you the time anyway.
Do you want no time or not?
No.
Okay.
You got to feel it.
You got to feel the music.
All right.
Eddie, you have dirt in my boots with John Party.
Oh.
You're up first this time.
Yeah, you can't copy my story.
You're out.
You're out.
Three, two.
And if you step on the words, you automatically lose.
Oh.
Okay, here we go.
Three, two.
All right.
I hope you're having a good Thursday.
It's just getting started.
Right now we have some John party.
Now this guy, he knows how to do it when he's out on the farm, dirt on my boots.
Not bad.
Not that, that's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
When he's out on the farm.
Yeah, because that's how it starts, you know?
That's pretty solid.
Yeah, solid.
You're going to need to slam this one, buddy.
Dude, what do I do in life?
I come through in the close.
Are you ready?
I mean.
All right.
We're playing the DJ game.
Ready, be a DJ.
Woo, woo, woo.
Yeah.
You got to do better than him.
Three?
Yeah.
Two.
Here's a great story about my boy John Party.
We were out one night.
My co-host, Amy, walks up to him.
It's like, oh my gosh, you're that guy.
You're that guy.
And she goes, but you don't remember me.
He goes, you're Amy.
What's my name?
He goes.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
I do have to say.
I would say it's a teaser.
To be fair.
It's a teaser.
To be fair.
He didn't step on a word.
He happened to luckily take a breath right at the word.
And he stopped.
And I feel like he invited listeners to stick with them through the songs and you can tell the rest of his story.
He got lucky, but I got to give that point to lunchbox.
Yeah.
Sorry about that, Eddie.
Guys.
Sorry.
You didn't finish his story.
I know.
Yeah.
But that's okay.
I'm not going to change the dial.
Wow.
That's a tough one.
Oh, my goodness.
We got to do one more.
We're going to do one more.
I mean, when you come back out of the song, I'll tell you what happens.
Dang.
Okay, how about this one?
Oh, yeah, I like this one.
We're going to do this one, but you have no advantage.
You have to leave the room of lunchbox.
Oh, wow.
Oh, that's true, because he'll know how long it is.
Leave the room.
What's the song?
You'll know.
You can't research it out there.
Wow.
Like he has it.
Guys, I just want to hear the rest of lunchbox's a story.
Don't you?
You can't.
He didn't tune in.
He's leaving the room.
All right.
I'm out of here.
I can hear it in here.
Amy was like,
make sure you can't hear it.
Okay, here we go.
All right.
Just get them away from the room.
All right, here you go.
Yeah, turn it down, Ray.
Your song is I know somebody from Locash.
Oh, I got it.
I got it.
Ready?
All right.
Here we go.
You got to love Chris and Preston from Lo Cash.
These guys, they are the most solid guys I've known.
They're really good friends of mine, and man, man, I love this new song of theirs.
It's called I Know Somebody.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
Come on.
That's pretty good.
Come on.
I finished my story.
I started a story and I finished it and I entered the song.
That's pretty good.
Not going to laugh.
Pretty good.
All right.
That's good.
Bring in the jester.
Not out of time.
Where is he?
Bring in the court jester.
I bet he's step.
The only thing I ask is that he finishes his story on this room.
The champ is here.
The champ is here.
And you get to stay in the room because you've already done.
Oh, you've already.
Yeah, go ahead.
You can go ahead and sit out and take your loss like a man.
All right.
Yeah, like a man.
Okay.
Lunchboxer.
You ready?
Yeah.
Your song is low cash.
I know somebody.
Oh, man.
Okay.
You ready?
Yep. You got to do as good as Eddie did.
Oh, Eddie didn't do very good.
You didn't hear me.
I know. But in my mind, I know you didn't do good.
Okay.
Because I know how you roll.
Here we go.
I know somebody, low cash, right now on the Bobby Bone show.
What a great morning show.
Man or mouse, I'm a man.
And I'm a winner.
I'm a champion.
I just held a snake yesterday if you didn't see it.
No!
He talked on it!
Eliminated!
Yeah.
Eliminated.
Eddie!
No, he did it.
Listen to this.
No way.
How did Eddie do?
He nailed it.
No way.
He nailed it.
He did not.
Eddie, he'll do a victory lap?
Of course.
Let's do another one.
Eddie victory lap.
Somewhere on a beach.
You got it.
13 seconds.
Ready?
Go.
You can't tell him.
I don't even need the time.
This is a victory lap.
It doesn't matter.
Okay.
A little more summertime.
A mystery time.
Okay, cool.
He already won, though.
I don't believe it.
Oh, my goodness.
Guys, you want to talk about a good day?
Yeah.
Today is a great day.
I made a bed in Vegas.
I won and I have my money.
Now enjoy it with a little bit about Dean.
The pool of the swath.
He says the same thing every time.
No, he didn't.
It's a good day.
Well, it is.
He talked about winning money.
And I have my money.
That's why it's a good day.
How about...
I'm the MVP.
I held a snake.
I'm lunchbox.
Bye-bon-Jrew.
I have nothing else.
Let you want.
Just for phone one more.
Yeah, man.
Okay. Hurricane from Luke Combs.
Here you go.
Yeah.
Man, last night, the green team,
co-ed soccer team we took the field.
First game of the season.
And let me tell you, we won four to one.
Just like this song, we took it like a hurricane.
This is my boy Luke Combs.
Number one song on the verge artist.
Oh, you hit the words.
You're not over their song.
Eliminated.
When they start singing, you can't be talking.
Eliminated!
I understand that.
Guys, I don't know when they start singing.
I'm just guessing.
That's what you have to feel.
You understand it's the point of the game?
How do you feel that, though?
That's like, how do you breathe air?
It's because you know the songs.
Give me another one.
I got it.
It's over.
I want to practice.
You're another one, bones.
Okay.
Yeah, boy.
Ready?
Oh, this is my girl, Kelsey Ballerini, and she's awesome.
She's hot.
She's engaged.
She's getting married.
Yeah, boy.
I felt it.
Dang it.
Oh.
You got another one?
You're over.
Do you want to Camp do one more?
Yeah, I'll do one more.
No, no, no.
Me's a champ.
Can I tell you something?
When I start talking, I don't even hear the music.
I just start going.
It's part of it.
Eddie, take us out with any old bar stool.
Come on, hit me.
Who's gone through a breakup before?
I have.
It sucks, doesn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a bad deal.
Al Dean sings about it on this song.
It's called Any Old Barstool.
Just ask one if you have it.
He was stall and he had nothing.
Honestly, I thought I was going to come quicker.
You even had the pun.
He didn't go to his, it's a good day, so he was out of whack.
Well, you told me that I did too many times.
Eddie, you got you like that.
Thank you, man.
You don't understand how bad.
I needed this money.
There you go.
I mean, he might be getting a midday show.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just did.
So yesterday an 8-year-old got on YouTube, learned how to drive a car.
So he got his 4-year-old sister when they went to McDonald's.
Got a burger?
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Yeah, the boy drove out a mile from his home with his little sister in the back of the van.
Drove through four intersections.
Over railroad tracks, obeyed all traffic laws, obeyed the speed limit.
He pulled up to the drive-thru at 8 years old as piggy bank.
the employee
It's so
Legit
but so funny
The employees thought
I was a joke
And then they were like
How'd you learn to drive
He goes YouTube
Get out of you
I mean you got to respect
The fact that he like went on YouTube
Learned and he obeyed all the traffic laws
I mean this kid's gonna be
Some kid
Denny Hamlin
Right?
Like you have to think
If you're working the McDonald's drive through
That when his kid pulls up
His parents are like
Under the seat beside him
And then when you realize
It's not
You're like, holy cow.
Anyway, that's a funny story.
All right, let's play this or that.
So they asked Ringo Starr,
who Ringo stars, Lunchboxville Band?
That's the Beatles.
Right.
They said, who would open for who?
Justin Bieber for the Beatles or the Beatles for Justin Bieber.
Like, back in the day, the Beatles, that's funny.
Okay, so how is the right answer being determined?
What he says?
Okay.
Oh.
What does Ringo say?
Easy.
Who?
Beaver would be the head.
Headliner, Beatles would open.
Oh, the
Bieber would open for the Beatles.
Okay, so you take the Beatles, the big act.
You take Bieber's video.
Yeah.
They're also sound, the words of the clothes?
Yeah.
Here we go.
This is Ringo Star.
If the Beatles and Justin Bieber
were touring together during their
prime, who would open?
Justin.
Justin.
Yeah, Beatles all the way, right?
All the way.
Let me ask you.
We love Justin.
He's a clown.
They got to sneakie.
He's a clown in there and get
Ringo for the Gring.
That's funny, dude.
So he said the Beatles.
How about this?
Eddie's car.
Piece of crap, right?
What?
Yeah.
Missing hub caps, broken, it, it shimmies at how fast?
55.
Does it pass the emissions test or not?
Oh, no chance.
No.
Okay.
How does she do, my man?
All right, she passed.
She passed.
Get out of here.
There you go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Give me $20.
No, no.
Listen, this online survey that you can do
Well, you're not delivering don't matter.
But way important is she paid.
Hey, it's a great day.
All right.
All right.
Thanks, well.
Yeah, it's a great day.
Are we sure she passed or he wanted you to the online survey?
No, she passed.
Did you hear him say, give me a 20?
He did say, he was joking, though.
Okay.
I was like, I'm going to give you a 20?
I would have.
Back in my old Pontiac Sunfire, I had to pay people to pass me.
Really?
Like dead serious?
Yeah, no, dead serious.
I guess they got 50 bucks.
And I was like, because I knew my, car piece of crap.
Yeah.
It was a little bribery, but I get that.
but he had already said it had passed
Were you worried about your car?
Absolutely.
I was so stressed out
because I mean, I haven't
Another confession
I haven't had that test
ever since we moved here
So I was like
I better start doing
Like start following some rules
And I was worried
They offered you how much
On trade-up for that car?
800 bucks
And that's generous
That's a disgrace
Yeah, it should be more
Like you might as well
Just spit in my face
It shouldn't be
I wouldn't give you a hundred bucks
Like some bicycles
are 800
the CEO of United
how do you on TV and explain why it took so long
to apologize in the proper way
I think my first reaction to most
issues is to get the facts and circumstances
and the initial my initial words
fell short of truly expressing
what we were feeling and that's something
that I've learned from
how do we feel about this? I mean if it's
if it's genuine I feel great about it
But it wasn't genuine the first two times.
I know, but I mean, you...
They had to pull in a crisis team for this.
And they're like, here's what you say.
Olivia Pope style.
Like, just go and if you have to eat crap, don't nibble it.
Like, just go in and go, I'm wrong.
We did wrong.
We've got to do better.
Well, he learned from it.
So next time we'll eat it right away.
But he said we'd like to gather the facts.
No, you didn't like gathering the facts because you came out and supported your airline and everything first.
And then, oh, wait, now we'll gather the facts.
Well, I'm sure that's your loyalty first, you know.
It's such a tough story.
though because everybody got put in bad spots.
Like the passenger, they released a video from him.
They were like, this is him before the incident being obnoxious.
And they released this video.
We're supposed to watch it and go, oh, he really was out of control.
But this is what was released.
No, I'm not going.
I am not going.
You can track me down.
I won't go.
I'm not going.
I stay right there.
Yeah, the right.
He's not out of control.
No.
Like is he saying no?
Yep. And was somebody going to have to drag him?
Yep. It put the officers in a bad spot because they had to get him off the plane.
It was their job. Now, I don't know the protocol about how they got him off.
I don't even know how they got him off.
He's in a bad spot because he was let on the plane.
I mean, it's the airline's fault.
Right.
They should have held all three of them people, three people got up and said, hey, we'll take the money and we'll walk off.
I just wanted to confirm the definition of belligerent.
Yeah, they said he was belligerent.
and the definition is hostile and aggressive.
He doesn't sound aggressive to me.
No, not at all.
Yeah, the airline screwed up by not holding these people off the flight.
And it's not pleasant to be told, hey, we've overbooked this flight.
But they didn't overbook?
They did consider that they put people on.
Sure.
Like, did they officially overbook by just passengers?
No, but yes, because they didn't have other people on the plane.
So, sorry, sir, we've overbooked.
We can't let you on the plane.
Which, why in the world?
I don't even understand why in the world they take off a patient?
paying customer. I get that they have to get their crew
somewhere because that's money. But like,
you should never take off a paying customer for a crew
member. Well, it's more money. If you don't have a crew,
you can't lift up another plane in the city. And that's
thousands, thousand, dollars. And usually this is
not going to be an issue. Figure out of another crew.
That's easy to say. I know. I know it is.
That's why I'm saying it. Make someone work overtime.
But you know, to make up for this, they should have like a sale.
They should have a one day sale, $50 flights
for everybody.
Oh, boy. That's pretty cool.
That'd be genius. That'd be the last time that we ever
heard from that CEO.
Yeah. He'd be out.
I don't...
Airlines are already struggling.
I just don't see it all.
I mean, I'd go on and book some flights just for fun.
I don't know if he makes it.
That's the...
Because he handled it so poorly.
I mean, this last statement's pretty good, though.
Yeah, when you get three strikes,
it's not baseball, buddy.
Yeah, I know.
Here he is again.
This is the CEO here.
I think my first reaction.
No, your first reaction came out and it was wrong.
We already had your first reaction.
And you're second.
This is your third.
You know, guys, I'm glad you brought this up, because my third reaction is to just apologize and say, I'm really sorry.
I think my first reaction to most issues is to get the facts and circumstances.
And the initial, my initial words fell short of truly expressing what we were feeling.
And that's something that I've learned from.
How much money in this guy gets?
Over 20 million or under?
Under.
Under.
20 million.
He may go for more, but they'll sell.
About 20 million, but I'm going to go under.
Undisclosed some.
We'll never know.
It will never go to court.
Wow. Settled.
Maybe he'll tweet it.
They'll want to go quick and get this out and they'll give him a bunch of money.
We'll never know.
This mom had twins two weeks apart.
How is that possible?
One came out.
The other one stayed in.
Two weeks later, she did the other one.
Wow.
I thought they would take them.
Why would they?
Maybe the other one just wasn't ready to come out.
She was 24 weeks pregnant.
She went into labor.
Oh, well, yeah.
That's super early.
She drove herself to the house.
hospital, she gave birth to her daughter.
Doctors weren't sure if the first girl would survive, but she came out, one pound, three ounces,
and she is alive and lived.
And then they postponed the birth of the second baby because they could.
And so she had the second of the twin two weeks later.
Wow.
Isn't it?
Like, we're twins.
And usually it's like, I'm three minutes older than this one.
The crazier stories are when you have one like on the 31st of December and the other one
the next year.
You see that a couple times.
Love that.
When the New Year comes, two, two, two.
twins two years apart?
Mm-hmm.
Or a year apart.
A year.
Yeah.
It's Matt Overton's last day here on the show.
Matt Overton plays for the Indianapolis Colts in the NFL.
So he's been with this for the last few months.
And we have to do the ceremonial goodbye that we do for everybody that comes in on the show.
No, you're not familiar with this.
No.
But we have to do it.
Yeah.
Or you can just not be an official member of the show.
Amy, do you have it with you?
We hand it to me, please?
Yeah.
So this he...
Come on.
Okay.
Here.
No, any of your purse.
This is special.
Oh, yeah.
Like, do you want, are you one of us or not?
Yes.
Okay.
That's what we like to hear.
Everybody, they, it's, you come in, you come out.
What I have here is, uh, come in and you come out.
It's like a gang.
Is that a taser?
Well, some would call it that.
You're a big fella.
You play it in the NFL.
How big are you?
Six one on a good day.
Yeah, how much?
248-ish.
Yeah, so all you do is hit this button here.
Oh, wow.
It's just a little tase.
Oh, you're going to tase me.
We've all been.
We've all been tased.
Really?
Yeah.
So just ceremonial goodbye.
It's part of being Bobby Bone Show member.
You want to do it right now?
Yeah, let's just do it right now.
Hey, do we have, it's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday?
Oh, that's a good one to get tased to.
Yeah, it's just, we're going to miss you.
Yeah.
I got my American flag tank top arm going down as an American hero right now.
Let's go to tase me.
Matt, oh.
We've never seen a big guy take this.
Yes, what if he's like not phased at all?
Like every little guy that's taken,
let's walk he dove into the couch.
It hurts.
Like they all go down.
What if he, like, I've been shocked by my dog collar.
I'm kind of the same thing.
Okay, come on.
It's the same thing in the dog call.
Come on over.
Everybody, say goodbye to Matt Overtain.
This is the taser.
You're a big guy.
See if you can just take it, okay?
Left arm.
Left arm.
And here comes the Taze.
Hey, you have to say the lines.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to say, hey, what do I say?
You say, hey, prisoner, do not try to escape.
And then you say, warden, I'm not.
You say, what?
Now, that's not exactly.
Say what now?
No, don't listen to him.
Okay.
I'm just gonna tasey.
Are you ready?
Okay.
Let's go for America.
Come on.
Three.
Two.
I love you all.
One.
He didn't even get.
I got it.
Look, it burnt him.
I think we need to redo.
Dude, you burnt my.
See?
I got him again.
Just to make sure.
That was enough.
Now I got him.
Hey, Matt, don't watch an old buddy.
Last day working today.
He got to you twice.
That one tickled.
Holy cow.
That did.
A big dude?
It does no damage to it.
You burnt my hair?
What? He's mocking you, Warren.
No, he's not.
He said tickled, you.
You guys are like, massacists.
You guys want to see all this pain.
Matt O'Furtain.
I appreciate it. Last day on the show.
We've actually never had anyone leave the show on that.
See you the first one ever.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you fell for it. Thank you.
High five.
Yeah, high five, right, up top.
There it is.
There you go.
I think the line was...
I love y'all.
What?
Inmate, quit trying to resist.
I'm not trying...
I'm not trying to resist.
Yes, you are.
You all reenacted over there?
Yeah, try it.
Show us, I forgot.
Show us.
Let me get this right.
No, I already manned up and did something incredible.
By the way, lunchbox held this big snake yesterday, right?
All the listeners are mad at me.
Oh, yeah.
What's the deal with that?
I don't understand.
Why are they mad?
Because they never held the snake.
He just put his hands on and touched it.
Oh, that's true.
And they're mad at me.
He was gripping it.
That's holding.
Look, there is no way that zoo guy was going to let me hold that snake.
I was not going to be able to hold that snake.
The fact that I put my hands around it
and held part of its body weight up
That is called holding it
You were touching it
I mean
They were mad at me
Because I didn't make him really
Followed through with the bet
That's okay
He touched it
He said he was like suffering yesterday
Because he was having nightmares about it
Oh my
During the day
Man I couldn't sleep
There was no nap
I mean I was stressed out
My heart rate was up
Elevated all day long
Like
Because of the snake
You kept thinking about it
Yeah I kept thinking about
Enrique
And him looking at me
And going
There was a four-pound snake that lunchbox had a hold yesterday because he lost a bet.
And he kept sticking his tongue out at me like, uh-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
That's what a snake does.
He wasn't like teasing you.
Oh, he was like...
Oh, man, I'm telling you.
It was awful.
So, yeah, I have that post-traumatic.
No, you don't.
I don't even think it's funny to say that.
Like, people really have that.
Yeah.
I don't think you have PTSD from touching a snake.
Dude, I was terrified all day.
Okay, that's because you're scared of snakes.
You don't have PTSD from a snake
You didn't even hold a snake
I held the snake more than you did
Don't discredit what I did
Judges
Bring the snake back in
No way
Don't do that
Are you this close with your sick
See yeah sit down
What's wrong I did you go
You said bring that snake back in
You think we called the zoo guy back out
For another day of fun
You guys are up to shenanigans all the time
I never know with you cats
And Roo K
You guys are up to shenanigans
I never know with you cats
Batball
N-kn-kn-kn-kn-k-kn-Ker-I-I-A-I-D-D-D.
I don't give it.
You're talking like somebody from the 30s.
The lingo, the words you're using.
Shenanigans.
Cats.
He doesn't know.
I thought shenanigans was a regular word that people say for like horseplay.
It just doesn't sound like you.
Keep using it, yeah.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
Yes, it show.
How close are you with your significant other?
And they asked based on if guys will let their girls pop their zits.
Lunchbox, you and your wife?
She's never popped my zits, but I don't really get zits.
So, I mean, she would if I need her to.
So she'll go to the body and...
Oh, yeah, she'll take care of me.
Eddie?
Yeah, my wife loves to do it.
I hate it because it hurts, but I let her do it.
Yeah, my girlfriend will do it too.
She'll go after it.
It hurts, though, doesn't it?
What about you?
He lets me.
He lets me.
He doesn't like it, but he lets me.
What about, like, plucking eyebrows and stuff like that?
Like grooming things.
Oh.
For them.
Well, yeah, that might need to be done.
For them.
You know, like, let's say you have, like, lunchbox, your eyebrows go kind of all there across like Bert and Ernie.
No, there's no, there's no unibrow.
There's not even close to a unibrow.
Stop.
Hey, Ernie.
Hey, Ernie.
So, if your wife want to take tweezers and, like, pull them out, would you let her?
I mean, yeah, I guess.
I don't care.
You have no problem with that.
No.
Eddie?
No, yes, you can do it all she wants.
I guess we're all good then.
Yeah, we're all close to our significance.
I pop Bobby's.
Amy's even pop mine.
Amy's pulled splinters
at every part of my body.
Every part?
Listen.
How are you getting splinters
in every part of your body?
You don't want to know.
Like, what are you doing?
It's a club I mean.
Interesting.
We meet on Wednesday.
We found each other on Craigslist.
It's the Bobby Bones show.
All right, it does it for today.
We'll see you tomorrow.
The dance parties are tomorrow.
Also, Matt Overton, who plays for the Colt.
It's his last.
day today as he goes training camp back on Monday back in the league let's go baby think the thing i can
get an invite yeah man you want to try out how hard would be for a try out really what position
i don't care i mean i'm just athlete go qb no no no no i probably had to be like i probably
play like yeah left slot right left slot like a west wolker yeah just just a little slot just a little slot
action yeah what you think about that dude let's go but they let me like because sometimes they'll do
like, what they let people can put on the pads and hit players?
They ever let people do that, or I'm much trying that up?
No, when I was in camp with the Seahawks, we had Rob Wrigal come out.
The comedian.
Yeah, and he was fully dressed going through all the drills.
It was hilarious.
So they let people do that?
Yeah.
What about a game?
Can I come to a game sometime next year?
Absolutely.
He only gets two tickets.
I know.
Yeah, it's tough, man.
So pick a game that's, like, not as sought after?
They're all sought after.
Colsonation, we rock and roll.
Well, it's been a real treat.
I think it's a million to have you on the show.
Thank you so much.
I love you guys.
Matt Overton.
Follow him on.
Are you clapping for them?
No, lunchboxes.
Oh, man.
You're on Instagram.
What's your name over there?
At Matt Overton underscore L.S.
As in Long Snapper.
Matt Overton underscore L.S.
And he plays for the Colts.
Watch for him with the Colts this year.
And good to see you, bud.
I appreciate you, man.
Thank you.
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