The Bobby Bones Show - MIRANDA LAMBERT IN STUDIO

Episode Date: April 25, 2017

Miranda Lambert stopped by the show this morning for her first interview in over a year. Also, Bobby gave some highlights from his BobbyCast last night with Dierks Bentley, and Lunchbox shared his theory that Lindsay is trying to make Bobby less attractive to other women. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Come on, Bobby. Yep. Good morning and welcome to Tuesday show. Miranda Lambert, I'm feeling pretty good. It's going to be here today. We're not at 100% yet. Well, it's like the weather. Let me give you an example. Okay.

If the weather says tomorrow, it's going to be a 100% chance of rain, they're not telling the truth. The only way it's 100% is if it's happening right now. Okay. The only thing in life that's guaranteed is what's happening to you right this second. Got it. Because at any time, things can change. That makes sense.

So it's never really 100%, but Miranda Lambert is supposed to be in. Okay. Like. Are we at like 99? I'm up in 92, 93. Okay. Lots of things can happen. And it's our first like coming back to the world of interviews and media in a while.

Yeah. And so that'll happen, I hope, today. So I'm excited about that. Why they wanted to like dip their toe in the water. But I'm happy it's the show. I am. And I think this is the best place because, like, It's, we'll just keep it real.

You know, it's like cannonballing in and then dipping toes afterwards. You know what I'm? Like, let's just, but I'm excited. Like, I'm genuinely excited. And so that's today. But if the weather that makes it 100% chance around tomorrow, that's not true. The only 100% chance is what's happening right now. Got it.

Just generally in life. Like, we're going to do tell me something good in a little bit. Not even a hundred chance that happened. What? I would say 100%. Is it happening right now? No. Then it 800%.

The only thing happening right now is now. That's right. We're here. I'm pulling home. So I'm Randallambert today. Boom. So glad everybody's here. It should be a really fun, interesting, cool Tuesday.

Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. The Oakland Raiders threw a prom at the team's headquarters for teens who are patients at the Children's Hospital, Oakland, and that weren't able to make it to their own dances. Oh, that's cool. Because they knew there were a bunch of kids who physically could not get back to their schools for their dances. They put on a big one. And the Raiders players.

escorted the teens and they got in tuxeditos and everybody had tuxedos or dresses and turned into this whole thing with the kids from the children's hospital yeah so I see you to the Oakland Raiders that's really cool I see you

the Bobby Bones Show Big Three Stories Its producer Raymond Aaron Hernandez's funeral was yesterday the letters he left behind have now been released to his family in other news that Tennessee teacher who kidnapped a student had plans to go to Mexico

and now learning he then wanted to go to Central America and South America luckily we caught him before. And then finally yesterday, computers across the U.S. went down, and antivirus software malfunctioned. It's fixed. Everything should be good to go today. Dirk's Bentley came by the house last night.

We did a Bobbycast, which is a show that I do. I have a studio upstairs in my house. People just come and hang out. So, Dirk came over, and I think we talked for an hour and a half. And if you want to hear the whole talk, go to iTunes and search Bobbycast and subscribe. But my favorite part is when it's over, I go down and see what everybody drives.

Yeah. Because here we don't see what they drive. They come into the building. Or somebody drives them over from the record label or something. And so I went out and there's a funny conversation because before we went out, he said, yeah, he said, yeah. Because Lindsay was at the house and we finished. We walked down the stairs. And he's like, yeah, I got to have like a Prius or something.

And some kids saw me get out at the lake and he was like so disappointed him. He's like, Dirk's. He's like, my wife's car. Don't worry. I'm still a man. And we walked out. I was still a man. Yeah, I could do like a whole.

series on what cars that artists drive over to the house. He does like a monster truck. Oh, okay. So if you're wondering about Dirkson, if he's, he's, he's, he talks a monster truck. Oh, okay. Monster, monster? Oh, yeah. Like, I can never pull it off.

Okay. I mean, you have to kind of be Dirk's to pull it off. It's up if you want to hear it. It's called the Bobby Cash. Just search it out. Oh, it's the Bobby Bones show. All right. All right, you Tuesday morning, positivity starts right now.

In a segment we call, Tell Me Something Good. Tell me something good. I'm going to go. a 99-year-old gets the first hole in one at the Marion Country Club That's crazy He's 99 years old

That's amazing He gets first hole in one there And the first hole in one of his life On hole 16 Using a six iron From 108 yards away over the weekend That far? Yeah

It's not how far a hole in one is It's just getting it No, it's not that far But it's a part three It's a short hole Anyway That's the only really place You can get a hole in one

Is a short hole? Okay But the fact that he's 99 years old, like he's not, and he's still playing golf. He's walking. Yeah. That's crazy. He got one of one.

For not, Amy's not a golfer, so she doesn't really understand the significance. Amy, imagine this. A 99-year-old jogged a mile. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, go ahead. What are you got over there? So, firefighters collected donations for a mother to be, and they paid for a new apartment for her. And yeah, here's the deal. They're firefighters. They had recently put out a fire at her house. that ruined everything.

Again, she's a mother-to-be. She had a baby shower, got tons of gifts. Two days later, her place burned down. The firefighters, they couldn't handle it, so they decided to throw another baby shower, replace everything that she had lost. Isn't that cool? That is cool.

They threw a whole shower, huh? Did they invite just women like you did? Or did the guys get to come? Then guys got to come because they were firefighters. I think it was more of them just throwing it on for her. I don't know who all was invited. But she got baby clothes, gift cards. All kinds of stuff.

That's cool. Man. Yeah. I thought this was telling me something good. It is. I'm gonna hear something good about your shower. When Amy had her baby shower, it looked like the most legitimate, most fun put together that I've ever seen in my life.

You saw it? On Snapchat. On Snapchat. It's the story. Yeah. It was awesome, huh? They even did blogs about it. Like other websites did blogs about it.

It was so good. And we need to go. I ran into Bay the other day and she said it's like the best shower she'd ever been to. Saw on the wound. Saw the wound. Which is a compliment to the host that threw it. Nothing to do with me. Lunchbox?

When Isabella was born, she was born without a left arm. It was only partially developed, and she's always wanted to play the violin. She's 10 years old now. So some students from George Mason spent a year developing the right prosthetic. Now she can play the violin. They printed it with a 3D printer. Wow. That's cool. He's 3D printers, man.

Yeah, I don't get that 3D printers like you don't get the 99-year-old at golf. I don't understand exactly. I think it's awesome. They developed an arm for someone who didn't have an arm. that 3D printer, like, it's always like, someone developed a leg or someone built a car out of a 3D printer. I've never even seen one. Yeah, I don't know. But it's a good story because of what she was able to do.

How do we see? Who has one of those? Eddie? Do your kids have one for school? And you're probably not letting them get them up until they're 18, right? That's right. Yeah. That's a good story.

All right, tell me something good. There we go. The Bobby Ball Show. All right, so less than an hour and a half from Randallambert and studio. Brand hasn't done any sort of interviews in a long time, year, year and a half. I mean, a long time. Brand will be in less than an hour and a half. By the way, public service announcement, there's a survey on Facebook.

If you take this, you'll get a $50 Lowe's Mother's Day coupon. That's a scam. And a lot of people are falling for it because it makes sense. Yeah, and Mother's Day's coming up. You're like, okay. That's a legitimate promotional thing. And Lowe's is a place that Lowe's our home depot are the one

It's a place that we all use, everybody uses And you even think, yeah, that's what I probably It just seems like it's real So it's not, but people are getting dupy like crazy United Airlines had a emergency landing After one of its engines overheated over the ocean Oh, that's not good Like flying over water

Oh man. Scares me, man This is according to a reporter who was on the plane It was bound for Houston I mean they're over the ocean there's nowhere to go but blue. Yeah. And one of the engines went down.

Your husband has been a pilot, man, for 18 years. Oh my gosh. Well, yes. What does he say about this like when an engine goes out? He acts like it's not a big deal. Now, in the Air Force, he flew, for a long time you flew a plane that had four engines. And a lot of times he would come home from work saying like, yeah, an engine went out today. But he's like, I had three others.

No big deal. And so, I mean, I feel like with this, he'd be like, you're just trying to. to do the best you can with what you have left. Maybe even turn the other one off and turn into a bird. I mean. I don't know. You want to see me freak out? And I'm just on the fly.

Don't even tell me an engine went out. Me neither. Just be like, hey, we're having problems up here. Our pilot's got a peanut allergy, so we got one pilot. We're still going to land. Just don't tell me an engine's out. I'm going to run around, like, checking on my head cut off on the plane. Like, oh, my God, yeah.

Well, if my husband's on there with you, he'll be the calm one. He can stay so calm. In fact, the guy when he was on a plane where the engine did the propeller fall off and he had no engine, his co-pilot with him sort of freaked out a little bit. So on the recording tapes, that guy's freaking out and Ben's like, keep you're cool. You're ruining our tapes. Amy's husband, the plane, he was flying with single engine.

They had to crash it. And it was in the news. And so he doesn't say crash. He says controlled landing because that's what he did on the water. They put a plane into a pond. A small lake. Yeah. And that's how they landed.

And a plane went to the bottom of the ground, and these helicopters came and rescued them. And Blackhawks. I'm pretty sure. I don't know that any other humans have ever been in that lake. Like, it's just not one you go to, you know? That was a crazy story. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.

George Strait has added two dates to his two nights of number one's show at T-Mobile Arena in Vegas. He played his first two shows earlier this month. The new shows are booked for July 28th. and July 29th. So a film critic ranked all the movies in the Marvel universe from worst to best. Which ones are Marvel?

Is that like Iron Man? Like Incredible Hulk, Avengers, Iron Man. Yeah. Iron Man's the best. Uh-huh. It has to be the best. And then the worst is probably... There's an old Incredible Hulk

that with Eric Bano is the worst. My opinion. I don't even know if that's Marvel, but that's my opinion. Okay. They do have the Incredible Hulk as the worst. It was terrible. So you're right on that.

Yeah. But Iron Man, It made number five on the list. What was number one? The Avengers. That was really good. But I felt like Iron Man itself. So give me the top three.

Okay, top three. And number one, the Avengers. Number two, Captain America. I know. I knew you'd not like that. And number three, Guardians of the Galaxy. I really like that one. Okay, I've never seen it.

Bottom three, working from the very, very bottom. Okay, the very, very bottom, incredible Hulk. Yep, next to last. Ant Man. Never saw it. And Thor. Yeah, I wasn't a big Thor fan either. I like Thor.

I'm Amy. That's your 32nd. Skinny. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Sioux Falls, South Dakota.

One man's house caught on fire. Fire trucks show up. They're putting out the blaze. He's out safely. He's like, man, I got to get back in there. What's he got to go get? I have kids. No.

His beer in the fridge. He didn't want to leave the beer in the fridge. Duh. Tried to run in. He got arrested. I'm Lutchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Come on Bobby.

So last night, Dirk's Bentley came over to the house and we do a show called The Bobbycast for my house, which is just a studio and we talked for an hour and a half last night. And so Dirk's just hanging out and he was talking about songs that his kids listen to. And this is him talking about Call Me Maybe. Hey, Lord, I just met you. This is crazy. But here's my number. So call me maybe. And all the other boys try to chase me.

but here's my number She'll call me maybe And before you came into my life I knew you so bad You should know that I mean I know the whole thing man It's embarrassing My son loves that song

So we talk about every We're talking for an hour and a half right And so I hope everybody listens Either on IHeart Radio Or they search it on iTunes It's called the Bobbycast But this is the song He said it just come into his life

And apparently that movie Movie sing Eddie Yeah Where they compete against each other Yeah. And they sing this song. And that's where he got it from. And he's like, it's all my son wants to hear.

And so he just starts, he's like, I know all the words. I know all the words. Hey, Lord, I just met you. This is crazy. But here's my number. So call me maybe. It was so funny. He just kept going with it.

It actually sounds pretty good doing it. Not bad. I know. I was like, he should add that in to his set list. When I'm asking about in just a minute is a movie that you see and you may have seen a hundred times and it still makes you emotional. Okay. Now, lunchwatch, you don't have to admit it makes you cry because I know you won't. Right.

Because nothing makes you cry. Correct. At least on a movie or the TV show. You're kidding. I mean, I get a little sad at the end of real world every season, but I don't cry. But I'm coming around the room. All right. A movie you've seen a bunch of times and you're like, oh, it still gets me every single time.

We watch another episode. Lindsay and I did last night of 13 tapes, what it was called? 13 reasons why. But yeah, there's 13 tapes. Okay, Amy told me about it. I'm watching it. And I'm curious at how it ends, but I'm just. If I can just turn it off, I would.

How far are you along? Four episodes, because I only watched one. And so your take on it, obviously you're not into it, but Lindsay likes it? Yeah, she does. Is anybody else watching this? I started it last night, watched the first episode, and I was like, eh, my wife was like, you don't want to watch another episode? She was hooked, and I was like, I think I'm going to go to bed.

Wow. Are you going to finish it or no? I'll finish it, but it's not like on the top of my list where, like, I cannot wait to get home and watch another episode. It was just kind of like, okay. Where is everybody right now? Like, what can you not wait for the next episode of? Easy. Any show that's making new shows?

For me, it's Walking Dead because it was the finale. So I got to wait until October. Oh. And probably the worst season ever, it ended fantastically. The worst season of Walking Dead, though. It's like the worst day of fishing is better than the best day of working. Yes. But the worst season of Walking Dead is better than, you know.

Oh. That's what my stepdad. I still rather be fishing. My stepdad would say, listen, the worst day of fishing is better than the best day of working. I love all your sayings from your family. Yeah. Your step down and your grandma, they had some good ones. I'm limited.

I'm limited unless I'm those things. So it's like the worst season of Walking Dead is better than that season of most things. Walking Dead for me. Now I guess I'm excited. I keep forgetting. I have to watch the finale and you told me it's so good. Yeah, I did. But I need to wait for my husband to be gone.

He cannot handle that. What show? Walking Dead. Oh, that's your answer? Yeah, I guess. Lunchbox? Easy. Survivor.

Game Changers. Oh, man, so good. That's this week, right? Yeah, but you can't wait. Like, I can't wait until the next episode. Yeah, my point is you get to live it out pretty soon. Yeah. Is it finale or is this?

No, no, it's just another episode. It's that good, huh? It is so good because all the plot twist, people stabbing each other in the back and just the strategy because you have a group of people that are together and then one's like, you know what? I'm done with you. Vote you out. Boom.

Lineside. So good. I think you need to leave the show. What? I think lunchbox. needs to go do a reality. His dream is to do a reality show. I mean, you ready for me to go or what? Yeah. No, but I think, I would rather everybody be fulfilled and their hearts be filled. And your dream is to do a reality show.

Well, could he come back? Yeah, of course. Oh, there you go. You can come back. Unless, like, Ray does a good job when you're gone or something. I mean, I just got fired. I mean, did you hear that? Hey, I think it's job for you to go. All right. Well, that was fun. I think you actually just got permission to live your dream. Amy got permission to move away. She'll have another state for three years while we did this show. Five. Was it five years you lived in North Carolina? You better believe it. We did the show for five years with you living in North Carolina. Five. I know. I'm shocked sometimes too. Because the first two years I did it in my attic

and it was miserable. Would there be a train or a car drive by? We'd hear it. Oh, and it would get, when the show would last long because I was on East Coast time, around 11 a.m. I'm like, guys, I'm sweating up here. We gotta go. The heat, the sun will be coming through attic. Yeah, that's the thing, dude. If there's something in your heart, you should You should go chase it. Man, I can't believe I... You'd come back. Chase your dreams.

You wouldn't let me back. I'd have to do some crazy thing and I don't want to do that. Whatever, you'd be famous. You'd be a reality star. I'm already famous. I gave lunchbox permission to go to a reality show and now he doesn't want to do it. He's like, oh, you got scared.

Forever he's been like, let me just go do a reality show. And now I'm like, dude, you have permission to go. And he's like, I'm fired, huh? No. It's like, whatever makes you happy. I understand that, but that doesn't mean I'm going to have a job when I get back. and that scares me.

I can tell you there's a 50-50 chance. You have a job. It's pretty good. That's pretty good odds, actually. If you want to go beyond Survivor, you should apply, though. That's your dream. I would never want to hold you back from your dream. Do it, dude.

But who would sit here? Ray. Ray would come in and do a fine. Well, who would do Ray's job? I don't know. I'm not worried about that. I'm just saying it's not about anything else to get lunchbox going after and doing what he wants to do in his life.

And that's what he wants to do. Start applying. lunchbox? I mean, you really think Ray could sit here? That's not the point. I'm not talking about this. The point was if you want to be

on a reality show and you don't feel like you'll regret not doing things more than you will doing them wrong. That's such a good point. Like, you all end up being 60 years old. Like, I never went on Survivor. Never went on, whatever. You'll regret not doing things

more than you'll regret doing things in the wrong way. We're doing things badly. And now you're having me evaluate my dreams. Now what do you want to do? Do we all have this? Can we? Oh, yeah. you have your dream.

Amy's dream was to be a mom and to adopt and to, and to move away and she did. She moved to North Carolina for five years and we still did the show. Like I made it happen. We built our studio and she lived in North Carolina for five years. You threw me. You know what I found? I was cleaning out some storage and I found a big old picture you had made of us blown up huge and everybody signed it at my going away party.

Because Bobby threw me a going away party knowing all along that he was going to offer me a job to stay on the show. You let me think I was leaving. Well, hold on. Here's what really happened. Oh. What really happened was they said, Amy's moved in North Carolina. And I was like, I don't want Amy to leave the show, but I was in the middle of a contract negotiation myself. And I was like, I will only stay if Amy, we built her a studio in North Carolina. She lived there for five years. We never done this before as far as someone living in another

state. For five years, we did the show, and Amy lived in North Carolina. And so we were still in the middle of that process. I wasn't for sure. Okay. But that's why. Yeah. I was like, dang, through a girl, going with her. We threw a big party, everybody said. And then, like, a week later, it was like, you're still part of the show. Yeah.

Yeah, it was awesome. It was awesome. Miranda Lambert coming in in 36 minutes or so. First time for her to do an interview in a long time. I asked a minute ago, what's the one movie that you can watch over and over again and still be emotional about? So around the room, you've seen it at least three times. You still watch it and go, oh, Amy. Steel Magnolius, every single time.

Do you still watch that movie? Will you put it on to watch it? Yes. And if it's on TV, I'll stop and watch it. I may even just watch it. It's one of my favorite. It's one of my top three favorite movies ever, and I still cry every time.

Lunchbox, what movie hit you in the feels? Oh, man, come on. Rudy. Oh, yeah. Rudy Rudiger. Every single time you can watch that movie and just feel it deep down, someone wanting something so bad and never giving up. Oh, it'll hit you.

Do you feel less about it being a true story now that you know that it's not really that true of a story? Or does it matter? Would you rather just be in all fiction? No, I wish it was more true. And so it does diminish it a little bit. And that's why I, but I still love it and I... Wait. Me too. Really, it's not all true?

No. They've kind of debunked all that. Most of that, yeah. I don't tell me that. Okay, never really. Eddie. Oh, mine's Big Fish. You seen that one?

No, I never seen it. Oh, Big Fish. It's a Tim Burton movie, and it's about a dad that makes up all these stories to, entertain his kid but his kid doesn't like it because he thinks he's a liar. And it's like one of those father and son stories that are just like at the end just gets you so bad. Has anyone seen Big Fish? No.

Oh, Homework. You guys have to see Big Fish. No, you don't understand homework. Oh, dang. If we start taking Eddie's homework, it's like Pixar movie 37. Yeah, Toy Story 1, 2, and 3.

You got watching a toy story? I've never seen a toy story. They're good. Just watch the first one. You're fine with that. Does it still look good? Like the first one? Yeah.

It's like watching Star Wars. Yeah. Like, Shawshank Redemption. Oh. I mean, come on. Get busy living or get busy dying. It's not even sad except it is. Yeah.

It's like I can think about life, man. I'm always like, oh. Did you ever see, because Morgan Freeman does this movie's great where it makes you feel like, man, life makes me feel like. And there was a movie Bucket List. Do you ever see Bucket List? Oh, it's a great one. When those credits roll on Bucket List,

and you know, I think John Mayer sings, Say what you need to say. Say what you need to. Yeah. It was just like, oh, I got to get a bucket list and some friends both. Yes, and I felt like I needed to say what I needed to say to people. Oh, really? Because that's what that's about.

Well, that's what it's about. Well, I know, but. Makes you live life different. And gravity. Remember that song? Gravity. And that movie? Yes.

Gravity is terrible. What? But George Clooney when they were floating in his face? Awful. Oh, yeah, that's a great movie. Everyone like a movie. Armageddon doesn't make you cry? I love Armageddon.

I just can only pick one, though. Yeah, that's right. I watched Armageddon, and I was like, when he touched the screen, she touches the screen to see her dad. I was like, you've got to be kidding me. And I was like, this is for sure going to happen to America one day. Yeah. Well, the world.

Yeah, probably soon. Yeah, but let's be real. Just America. It's all that counts. We only care about that. You're right. That's be real. So, yeah, Armageddon's really good.

And then, you know what else? I love, and Amy, we finally watched it and said she didn't love it was 500 days of summer. You didn't love it? I didn't love it. Wow. So, all my favorite. Get out. But, I mean, I liked it.

Get out. I was so, when I watched it too, I was like, wow, they did a movie and it was so different. Like, it was shot so different. So good. I was like, why do they keep doing that? So you were annoyed by it. So, I mean, I thought it was fine. I loved it because it was like, regardless what happens, like, something else can come.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you don't expect it, it's like, you're all sad because of this, but it's just because this is about to happen. Well, and I learned my husband has a major thing for Zoe Day Chanel. Every guy does. Okay, well, now I know, because every scene, he's like, Dang, she's cute. I'm like, okay. I get the point?

Got it. Got it. Yeah. Yeah. She, Amy, watched it. What else did you watch? You watched another movie or just that one? No, we watched, we rented 500 days of summer.

And you thought... Remember, I did Hidden Figures when I was originally going to do. Oh, that's what it was. And I loved it. Yeah. I think we built up 500 days of summer to her. Maybe. Maybe.

A little too much. Yeah. Great movie. Great. Yeah. Bones Show. There's a story in the news about a woman who remembers every day of her life. That's amazing.

Yeah, she's 27 years old. I guess. She can recall every day of her life. You can remember back to when you were just 12 days old, can't you? Yeah. So what do you remember about that day? Mom was holding me and I was in, I was wrapped up in some sort of blanket and I was put on the sheep skin.

on the driver's seat of the car and I remember looking up at the wheel and I was curious as to what it actually was but it never really dawned on me at that age yet to really go up and investigate what it was. It's a super rare condition where she can go back and track pictures from her every single day of her life. Wow.

I have a friend who swears he remembers coming out of his mom and I'm like, shut up. I should just stop. He's like, no way. He's like, no, dude, there was a life. No. And I'm like, stop. No.

And he swears. He's not even kidding. He has sworn it to me for 12, 13 years. He's like, I promise you. I remember the first day of my life. Sod. Everybody's on one edge. Miranda Lambert's coming in.

It's going to be awesome. It's their first interview in forever, ever, ever. We're nervous. I'm not talking about you guys. I'm talking about text I'm getting from everybody. Like everybody just taking breath. Yeah. We're just going to sit and talk.

Yeah. I'm excited. Yes. I hope everybody's excited. It's going to. be fantastic. That's all. Brando Lambert in the next eight minutes. It's just a big deal because she's done no

interviews. This is the first one, and so it's exciting. And we'll play 10 men a little bit. I got text from everybody record label, the boss is like, what are they saying? Don't worry about it, but everybody all of a sudden, don't try. I know you're the bad boy of country. I'm not the bad

boy of country radio. People want to stop calling me that. All I do is just talk about people want to talk about. That's all. Everybody just take a breather. Marana Lambert will be in eight minutes. She's not here yet. But eight minutes, Marana Lambert should be in the studio.

Over to Amy now with the skinny. Bobby Bonchette. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Carly Ray Jefferson single, Call Me Maybe tops Billboard's list of 100 greatest choruses of the 21st century. And a dirks played it.

Or sang it for you last on your show, right? I don't hear it. Easy over there There did Yes What happened was This article came out Last night

When Dirk was over my house And I pulled it up on my phone And I was like Hey do you know Carly Ray Jepson Call me Maybe And here it is That's a song

Okay so and here is Dirk's Hey Lord I just met you This is crazy But here's my number So call me maybe And all the other boys Try to chase me

But here's my number So call me Maybe, maybe. And before you came into my life, I've lived you so bad. You should know that. I mean, I know the whole thing, man. That's embarrassing. My son loves that song.

So if you want to hear that whole interview with Dirk's, just search Bobbycast. And you can subscribe on iTunes or listen on Iheart Radio. But yes, it was the number one biggest chorus of all time. Since you've been gone by Kelly Clarkson came in second, followed by Mr. Brightside, The Killers, at number three. A Mr. Brightside. He didn't know that one. He did it.

He did know that one. There were some he didn't know. Maybe he didn't know that one. Then I sang it back to him. He was like, oh, I do you know it. Because I'm a really good singer. There were some obvious ones he didn't know. Yeah.

What else you got? New movies out on video today so you can rent these. Arrival with Amy Adams. On video. Or DVD. I mean, wait. Back in R. Day, kids. You can download these now.

Yeah, there we go. Arrival with Amy Adams. La La Land and Underworld Blood Wars with Kate Beckinsale. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. There you go. Out on VHS next week on the real, the real projector. Miranda Labrots in the building.

Miranda Lamberts in the building. All right. She'll be in about four minutes or so. She's just now pulling into the garage. Record one, two. He. Miranda Lambert's here. So she'll be in a minute.

A robber goes in and he's like, hey, I'm right to rob the store. And he hands him a note. And so he hands the clerk to the note. and then he's like, I can't read this. What does it say? So he has to give the note back to the robber and the robber has to read the note out loud.

And so he reads it out loud and so they have tape because he couldn't really read the note. But there's tape of him security footage reading not only in the store, but he's also out loud speaking. So the fact that he had a mascot didn't matter because his voice is like, this is a robbery. Please be quiet.

Don't let your pride get you killed. So he says it out loud. Oh my. Yeah. But they got him because they got his voice. The first rule of rob in a store is don't Second rule Second rule is handwriting

Come on, guys So there's that Miranda Lambert in Three and a half minutes I'm being told from Ray right now So three and a half minutes until Miranda Lambert Chris Pratt says he won't take photos with fans What? Why?

I like it if you just say it I'm cool with this if you just go out and own it He says because if I go out And I want to do normal things I have to be comfortable disappointing people so I don't like pictures with fans I give handshakes I like to live in the moment

and so he's like just so you know if you come up don't think I'm a jerk because I'm gonna be a jerk ahead of time I'm totally cool with that like just being honest about it but Chris by the way big dude met him huge dude

really yeah like lumberjack Jamon's on this is a baby bone show All right Miranda Hi Miranda Hi good to see you The last time we saw each other was the ACMs

when you won the award for album of the year. Yeah, and you are presenting it. I was, and whenever you sit front row at an award show, do you feel like the awards are about to come? I don't know. I just feel nervous the whole time because it's like sitting on the front row at church. But did you feel like everybody's looking at you?

Well, yeah, you just can't see what's going on behind you. And you don't know when to stand up or sit down or what's going on. I looked on the card, if I'm going to be honest, before we went out. Wait, you can do that? I did do that. I knew you won before. You broke the seal? No, no.

There was no seal on it? I did not break. There was a seal, but I took it and I opened it and like made the hole. So I knew you won ahead of time. So I was eyeballing you as they ran, you know, and they show all the squares of everybody's heads. And I was like for this one second, I know something Miranda Lambert doesn't know about Miranda Lambert. And then you sold a card. No.

No, no, no. That's what I heard. You got it back, though. I could have kept it. I did hear that you stole it, though. Wait, hold on. So you didn't get it back? I did get it.

Oh, shit. Okay. I don't have it. I kept it because no, I took it from me. And I was like, I'm just going to lay it down. Well, when you win the award, they like run up and grab it from you. Nobody did. And the first time I was ever at an award show, I won.

The first time I was there, I didn't win the first time I was there. But when I finally did win something at an award show, I was so excited. I was like holding my museum. And then they come and just like grab it away because it's just like a prop for everybody. And I was like, wait, I just won this. So they give you the card, but they take the award. Yeah. I promise you.

haven't got on the air the next day. I was like, I have the card. And I know I'm not supposed to have the card. And so if I was really going to steal it, I wouldn't have anything about it. But then I saw somebody that knows your manager. And I was like, I have the card. And I feel guilty if I don't give this back to you right now. Well, she is happy to have it. My manager has it in safekeeping now. So thanks. You're welcome. So congratulations. Thank you. I have to wonder, because I was there for the show too, and I'm sitting like the fifth row. And you go out and you do 10 men, completely acoustic. And, and to show the vulnerability of the song, I'm imagine. This is what's happening in my head. Like,

you wanted to show what the song was about, being the most vulnerable you could. Like, why go full acoustic? And is that to you more nervous without people around you? Or did you feel better doing that song by yourself? Um, I changed my mind on my song like 48 hours before I left for Vegas. I just, I don't know. I just, I got like, I've got a double record and I have only had a single and a quarter of a single. And that single is gone. So I just thought, well, I've got 20, two other songs that need to be showcased. So you changed the whole song? Uh-huh.

So it wasn't you changed how you were going to do 10-Man? No, I changed the whole song. So what were you going to do originally? We should be friends. But I just decided last minute, like, I want to showcase as many songs off this record as possible because it's a double album. There's 22 more songs that haven't been, quote-unquote, singles.

So I just thought, well, the best way to do that is just every opportunity I have is to do a different song. And I'd been doing 10-man by myself on the road. But yeah, I was totally terrified, of course. Miranda Lambert's here. Man, I have so many questions to follow that. Okay, so let's say you have a band, and they're going to play that song with you 48 hours, and you have to call them and go, you're off TV.

Sorry, buddy. I did. I have to do that. They were all kind of relieved, though, because we've been going to Vegas for like 10 years. I was like, I'll just, you know, I called them, and they were all on board because I'd been doing it live. They were all actually part of the reason I did that. My band was encouraging to me to do that.

What do they say to you to encourage you to do that? They just, you know, they know how much this record means to me and how that song's been translating just me doing it at the end of the show as the encore by myself. And so they were on board. But I called them in the dressing room. We did our like high five that we always do over the phone. Because I had to walk out by myself.

What's the pre-show high-five for you? We, well, up until like two weeks ago, we made a group vote. We used to do a shot of fireball, and we all decided like two weeks ago that were way too old. And then it's terrible. So now we just like make a toast. And my guitar player, Scottie Ray. He's been with me like almost 15 years. And he does this speech where he gets everybody all riled up.

And then that's it. It's really just an excuse to make one last string before we go on stage. So you go out and you play. Did you win before you played or play before you win? That night was a blur. I was early in the show. Thank goodness. Okay.

So then you played. I was like 45 minutes into the show. If I would have to wait. till like the end, I probably would have, like, my nerves that it got to me, you know. I was very nervous. You're more nervous about the performance than you were the award? Yeah. Well, I'm not a good guitar player.

I don't really, I've just strum long enough to write songs, but, you know, I wanted to do something impactful to keep, you know, attention on the 22 other songs I have that I want people to hear, and I felt like that was a way to do it. Hey there, Mr. Tim, man, you shouldn't spend your whole life wishing for something bad. to fall apart. All right, we're back in the studio now with Miranda Lambert. You know, so you have, and I also have to wonder about this double album because it's so many songs. Like what, because I'm sure someone comes in next day, we wrote 80 songs for one record.

Like, how many songs do you write for a double album? Like, how many songs did you not put on this record? I didn't put a lot. I wrote all year. I moved to Nashville, like 2015, back to Nashville. I'd lived here like 10 years ago. But, and then I just kind of dove into writing. I was off the road at that time.

supposed to be writing for a record so I just sort of like five days a week with writing songs and I never done that before because I didn't live in Nashville so I would just come to town specifically to write and so um when I moved here it was like I was sort of just immersed in all my friends and that are songwriters that I've been writing with for years and it was fun it was really fun it was therapeutic and I you know I've that's why it's a double album because I had trouble choosing one of a I mean, you obviously love her. Me too. She's been over my house. Natalie Hemby, who you've written a ton with.

I mean, she is awesome. And I know she, you guys have spent a lot of time riding. Is she one of your closer friends? Are you guys friends, friends? We've been writing together for a long time. I mean, 10 years. We had our first number one together with White Lire. And that was a long time ago. I don't even know what year. She tells a story. I wonder if your stories are the same. She says that whenever you started writing White Ladder, like you had the whole chorus. And you had it. She was like, you already had, you had the idea in the chorus and then away you guys went.

Is that how, is that your recollection of writing that song? Yeah, just because it's funny because Natalie pushes me out of my comfort zone in every possible way, in great ways. But when it comes down to like writing a country song, she turns to me. And so like this, it's, that song was sort of a meshing of both styles. But I don't know. It was kind of like that day when we wrote that song, we just gained mutual respect for each other because we wrote two that day. And we didn't know each other that well. But, you know, she's just special.

She's a really special girl. She's got this knack for like getting an artist's head and knowing what you want to say before you even know what you want to say. This album, whenever you said, hey, I want to put out two records. Did the label say, hey, this is too much? Like, what was that like? Because it's so rare now versus I want to put out that much music at one time. I asked forgiveness. really I mean I kind of ask permission and forgiveness in the same breath

you know did you just present it with them and go this is it and it's all the songs kind of nicely like one of those like blinking my eyes like here you go please what do they say back because it it is abnormal for someone to go I want to put out two records the label was awesome about it actually Randy Goodman was like really supportive and on board everybody was they were just they knew that I needed to have this record and let it be what it was and they were awesome they I I was kind of shocked, really, because they were so supportive and sort of like all of us scratching our heads going, what do we do? We had several, like, how well.

I was just like, how do we make this work? But, I mean, hopefully it will. I'm doing my part to make it work. It's selling like crazy. I mean, it's selling, I mean, it's, it feels like an art piece. Is that a compliment? Yeah, I mean, that's what you want it to be. I just wanted to have, girls have a lot of personalities.

and I wanted to show all of those personalities, so it took two records to do so. You're like the rare unicorn. I am. Because you didn't live here, so we would never see you. I didn't. And I'm still, like,

I'm still getting used to living here. When I first got here, I was, like, running wild in midtown, but then I calmed down. You would just go out. You would just go out. Oh, yeah. I go to Walmart.

I got losers and winners. Either one, if I'm hungry, I go to winners. Okay. Yeah. I'm just there. See, I go to losers. And people don't bother you? No, not really.

I kind of have this like, what do you call it? R. B. F. Yeah. Resting blank face. I don't mean to, though. I just do my thing and drink Miller lot and hang out with my friends. But people just are sweet. Nashville's awesome.

Nobody cares. I mean, everybody who's anybody that's my hero lives here and I see them out, I don't bug them. Who would you bug for a picture, though? Or who have you bugged for a picture? Well, I haven't bugged them, but for a picture. But, like, every time I'm around Faith Hill, I turn it into a complete idiot. And I don't know why, but it's just Faith Hill. And I just, she's so pretty and she's just awesome.

Like, at the AECMs this year, we all won that award, which was so weird. And we all go on stage, nobody really knew what to do. We didn't know if any other artists were going to walk on stage. And so everybody was just sort of, it was weird. But anyway, I got stuck in the back with Faith. And she, like, grabbed my hand, and I was like, hello. And it's because, for me, too, it's the same way. It's like people that we listen to as we were kind of in our years of figuring out who we were.

Yeah. Like those are the coolest people to us. Yeah. Totally. And, you know, artists come and go and I get to do this awesome job and talk to people all the time. But it's the people like that come in when I was a kid. But even Tim McGraw is in that too. I used to listen to Tom McGraw on the radio growing up.

But even like when Mark Chestnut came in out, I was just like, holy crap, this is crazy. Oh, yeah, I would totally ask him for a picture. And it was like, I'll listen to my whole kid life with you. Yeah. So those are the people. The 90s country is like, that's where I sort of get stupid. Yeah. Me too.

Anyone from the 90s country era. Back in the studio, we've had Miranda Lambert all hour long. I'm glad you came by. Well, thank you. Because we're always like, man. So now we can say it's 100%. Yeah. She's here.

Yeah. Amy's like, Miranda comes up. I think she should be here today. And then nothing's 100% until it happens. Right. So we're glad to get. Well, I'm here. In the flesh.

Drinking coffee. So early for me. What kind of coffee? Do you drink the unicorn for a machino? I mean, it's like 2 million calories or something. It's like 70 grams of sugar. I want them to have a skinny unicorn. Yeah.

Cappuccino. Good point. It's a lot. But yeah, no, I'm kind of obsessed with it. I've looked at pictures, but I haven't gone all the way. Well, will you say Miranda at Starbucks? What? I'm going to ask your name.

Oh, yeah. Sometimes I say Miranda. Sometimes I make up something. Like what? I can't tell you because everybody'll know. It's like a hotel name. But I mean, does the barista know that? It used to be terra dactal.

That's not true. No, but I had to change it because people figured it out. I feel like the priest would be like, okay, Miranda. I used to be a terra dactyl. That was my alter ego, terra dactyl when I would get like, you know, a little too much whiskey in me probably. And now I've changed my dinosaur to T-Ran. See what I did there? Yeah.

My name's ran, so. Got it. Do you have a hotel name, a different hotel name you'll check in under two? Yeah. You do? Like a funny fake name. Yeah. Any of you don't use anymore that you can tell us?

that was it I was Tara for like 10 years Tara Dactyl They would laugh at you I would say come I would demand an ID if Tara Dactyl came in I'm sure somebody else

checks in for you Yeah like I just follow feet For a living in Zellbier That's my two jobs It's like Do you have someone

Because I would do stuff And people Like people have found My hotel room before And they're like Yelling outside the door Do you ever have that Happen to you?

No You're But I usually don't say If I have my bus I don't leave the bus Do you feel weird outside of your bus even at home? Kind of. I don't sleep well after I've been on the bus for a while in a bed that's not moving.

It takes me like a week to adjust. Do you know why any people lay in there? Here's a fun fact for you in buses. Do you know why you don't lay with your head forward toward the steering wheel? I guess because if they slam the brakes, your head would hit. That's it. But I mean, I don't know. I don't know about the bus life.

No, that's exactly why. I didn't know that. And I was laying the wrong way in ours. See, I don't want to buckle up. Can you buckle when you're sleeping? No, but we've had some drivers where we had to wear. quote unquote Velcro pajamas That's awesome

You ever had a bus accident Anything with the bus? We've had a few Like one time my trailer passed me On 40 Like our trailer Passed us And flipped

And it was terrifying It flipped in the fast lane And the only thing I'd just gotten a guitar Signed by Merrill Haggard And that was the only thing In the trailer that got run There's a whole

Straight through where he signed My mom has it like In a case at her store in Texas Right now But I was like My dad called He was like, I was flying to do my kerosene video, so this was like a long time ago. But that was scary for sure.

But the trailer didn't hit anybody. It didn't hit anybody, and only one thing got ruined out of all the amps and guitars and everything. My Moral Hagger guitar. But he signed another one, so I'm good. But yeah, that was scary. Thank you for coming. I hope to see you again sometime. And thanks for all your dog stuff that you do.

Oh, yeah. And my dog's favorite toy is one of your little dog stuffed an antics. I had my dog delta don. I call it Delta Puritan. She dealt proof to everything because she can rip a squeaker out of a toy in like four seconds, and she only has four teeth. Yeah. So if she can't, like she, I made, I had her test all the toys to make sure. She did a good job.

How old? She's 11. What kind of, what breed? She's a chug. So how long do they normally live? Well, the vet just gave her a check up and said she's supposed to live probably be 20 because she's super healthy. What? I found her at Sonic.

She's a random. I went to get a cherry lime made and left for the dog. That's how all mine. I have seven rest. rescues, so all sizes. Two cairneys, two golden retrievers, Chihuahua, a random little 25-pounder named Bellamy. They're all named after

country songs. Or artist. Delta Dawn, Bellamy, except Cher, somebody else named her. So what, you got a dog named? So you just adopted Cher that was already named? Well, no, somebody named her because I was supposed to share her. Oh, Share, like S-H-A-R-E.

No, her name is Cher, like Share, because my rule is it has to be after an artist or a song. So I named her I didn't share it all. I've never shared her note once and she's 10. Do you feel pressure if you go to Sonic to tip a whole lot because you're Miranda Lambert? Kind of. Because if you don't, they will take a picture of it and be like, Marina Lambert didn't tip me crap.

Yeah. And you don't even have to tip it Sonic. I know, but you should. Yeah. I agree. Do you go to a place and swipe your own credit card? Mm-hmm. Oh, see, people will take pictures of that and be like Miranda Lambert didn't even tip me because they'll lie. I don't know how to tip. I have a tip app because I don't know how to do math at all. What? You do 20%? No, I have a tip app, like, literally type in, you just like type in what your...

But what a calculation you do, 20, 30. Oh, wow. You have to. Oh, they'll talk about you. Okay. It's the worst part when you're just trying to, like, you're in a bar and you're like at that place where the ugly lights are about to come on. You're just like, what's the ugly lights? Yeah.

See what I did there? Are you lasting until the ugly lights still? Huh? Are you lasting until the ugly lights if you go out? No, not anymore. Just for, just a window of time. Now it's over. The Highway Vagamont tour, that was awesome.

I know you had Aubrey out with you, who I'm a huge fan of. And her dad produced your record, right? Aubrey Sellers? Her stepdad is Franklittle. He's produced all of my record. So we were walking off stage and he's like, hey, do you just have my daughter over at your house? And I'm right in the middle of this whole thing. I don't even know what's happening.

I'm like, what? Your daughter was in my house? I think you had me confused with someone else. He was like, no, no, relax. I'm not saying it's Aubrey. I was like, oh, I got it. I thought someone was accusing me having a daughter in my house. Oh, like in a bad way.

It was work. I was like, no, you got the wrong. And she's old enough anyway. That's Billy Bones. That's a whole different, dude. The Weight of These Wings has all the songs on it, including Ten Man. The record's fantastic. Thank you.

The day it came out, it was like everybody was talking about a different song, which is a really cool thing to have happened with the record, especially in the land when they shoot out one song at a time. To put out that much and have people talking about all the different things, that's pretty cool. Well, I'm thankful for it, and I'm excited for what's come with it. I don't know because it's never done a double album, but hopefully it has a long, strong, good life.

Well, we'll see you soon. Okay, thank you. And Miranda Lambert. Everybody say bye to Miranda Miranda. Bye, Miranda. Thanks to Miranda Lambert for coming by. Lots of pictures and stuff on my Instagram and Twitter, Mr. Bobby Bones. Do we want to talk about the yoga pants or not?

Yeah. Lunchbox is itching to talk about them. Everybody has something. Okay, so we've been waiting for you to wear them. Well, today, it's been a lot of Miranda, so I was just going to We're going to wait. So we can do the trivial stuff now. So, here's it.

I was gifted a pair of yoga pants. Tights. Man yoga pants. Man pants. You keep calling them pants and they're just. They're tight pants. I mean, though. So my girlfriend gave it to me because I saw this awesome guy in this yoga class wearing

him. He was like dominating yoga. And I was like, that's just what I need. And so she got me something for my birthday. And so I put them on. I was kind of nervous to wear them to class. And so I went to a different class, which is my shorts. on, and on the left side of me was a football player in tights, and on the right side was a street

fighter in tights. And so I was like, well, if a football player and a street fighter can wear them. I just assigned them these jobs in my head, by the way. I just figured that's what they did. You have no idea what they did. Probably they did. Probably. Yeah.

So, I'm like, fine, I'm doing it. So yesterday I got on my Snapchat, I got on my Instagram, and I put on my yoga pants, and they were tight. And I went and did it, and they respected me when I walked in the room. They were like, this guy must know what he's doing. because he's wearing yoga pants. And again, I'm not the most manly man. I have no problem with that.

But I thoroughly enjoyed them. So now, lunchbox. There is no respect given to you. Your girlfriend gave you those. Yeah. Hoping you'll wear them so you'll look like an idiot. And other people are looking and be like, this guy is so stupid. Why is he wearing those?

Like girls? Yes, girls. That way they're like, man, I'm not going to date that guy. That dude's wearing those little tights. What in the world? She set you up so you would wear them. Girls would not find you attractive in them. That way there's nowhere for you to go except for back to her arms every night.

She is playing you for a fool. She put a trap out there and you walked right into it. You are smart than that. You're one of the smartest people I've ever met. Take a breath, take your breath. Well, I'm worried about it. It's about to pop. I am worried about you because she made this as a joke.

Like she bought these to make you look stupid and you're falling for it You look stupid Wow Well first of all I had not thought of that angle I never thought of that angle either Could be a good

I can be honest I don't think I look stupid That's the problem I don't think you do either Okay you can go to my Instagram And see me wearing these pants Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram What word would you

Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram What word would you use? I think you fit the part I'm more curious I actually thought you looked good And I'm curious If you feel like Because you had this extra

confidence if your yoga was better. Like, did you feel like you performed better? Here's the thing, right? Is that they thought I was going to be really good because I was wearing them. So they kept coming to fix me the whole time because they felt like I should be better. Right. When I don't wear them, they just leave me alone because I'm terrible. When I had them on, they're like, oh, he's probably pretty good and he's just messing.

They kept fixing me. Like moving my butt and stuff with my legs. Did they like? Is it the opposite of what Lundfox is saying? What's your word, Eddie? Inappropriate. For what? Oh, man.

I mean, those things are so revealing. They're not, though. They are too, though. and you might as well just wear tights every day, dude. Like green tights, Peter Pan tights, whatever. It's not a good look. You're my boy. I'm looking after you right now.

Okay, everybody, I go to Instagram. There's a picture of me wearing these tights of my dog. Not a good look. Mr. Bobby Bones. Dan from Dan and Jason M.S., she goes, dude, I wear jeans at that tight all time. That's true. He's like, they look great on you. I was like, thanks, man.

I appreciate it. It's up on my Instagram. Do you wear underwear? Huh. Interesting question. It is an interesting question. question. Or is it built in? Who knows? Bobby Bones, everybody.

Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. A few weeks ago, my girlfriend gave me some yoga pants for my birthday because I'll do yoga once a week or so. And so my trainer was sick yesterday, so I went to this yoga class, and I put tights on. It was like, I'm going to just commit to it. And I went and did the class, and I posted a picture on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones is the name. And lunchbox, which is, he was supposed to give me the business about it. His theory is that my girlfriend bought these for me so I would look stupid so no girls in the class would be attracted to me.

Correct. Less competition for her is better off for her. You look stupid. They don't, they're not attracted to you. That's what. It's an interesting theory. I never thought about that. It's a trap.

Troy is on in Wichita. Hey, Troy. Hey, what's up? Thank you for calling the show. What would you like to say? Well, you know, I was listening to that. And last night, it just so happens, I was on Instagram, and I came across Jason Statham's Instagram page.

And the first thing I see is him doing a handstand on some parallel bars in tights. I'm like the manliest dude we know. I would not want to mess with them. Yeah. What do you think about this? Listen, I don't, he may be married, so he doesn't have to worry about it. Oh, is that? No, yeah, he does have some, like, Victoria's Secret model or something, right?

Okay, why I have a hot rock star girlfriend? Maybe she gifted in the tight. Lunchbox could be on to something. Oh, do you think she once date them tonight? Yeah. Thank you, Troy. Let's go to Rebecca in Springfield, Missouri. Hi, Rebecca. Hi.

You're on the air. Well, I think that lunch is just jealous, because first of all, Bobby's girlfriend wouldn't give him something that would make him look stupid. And I think that he looked fine. And, I mean, there's a lot of women that wear yoga pants that don't need to be wearing yoga pants. So I think they're just jealous. I don't understand what I would be jealous of My wife would not give me something to make me look stupid

I don't like that word What I'm saying it over and over again Stupid? Yeah we're using it a lot right now We don't use that in my house I think it's the new To me stupid is not a bad word at all right I don't think it's a bad word but we just I feel like we're saying it a lot

I think he's yelling it in a very aggressive way Okay maybe that's why But uh lunchbox My girlfriend on the phone That caller should be on something No not yes Lindsay Hi.

Hi. Are you listening to this? I am listening to this and lunch as much as I appreciate your theory. It's totally not true. I honestly bought you tight because I think it's easier to do yoga with pants. Like whenever I do yoga in shorts, it's a lot harder than when I do yoga in pants. So the theory that Launchbox has is that you bought them for me to look stupid because I go into an all-woman class and he doesn't want the other women tempting me. You think that's incorrect?

Assumption. I definitely think it's incorrect. I mean, if anything, I think it's cool when guys wear yoga tights because I think it shows confidence. See, this is part of her trick. She's not going to cult in here and be like, oh, yeah, Bobby, you busted me. She's going to stick to the lie. When you lie once, you keep lying to keep the lie to keep you safe.

I mean, come on. Don't fall for this. I was getting a lot of crap too much because I had her shirt on. It wasn't her shirt. It was a shirt that fit me with her face on it, like one of her merch shirts. And you cut the sleeves off. Yeah, I go to yoga. I don't wear sleeves in yoga.

Why are you being a hater now? I'm not. You and I have held the whole shirt, sleeve cutting thing for like 10 years now. Would you go shirtless in yoga? I don't know. Why are you being like, I hate it? I'm not having a waiter. I'm always talking about.

But don't look at me to be on your side. I'm not on your side on this. You're like on Bobby Island right now with your sleeveless shirt. And your yoga tights. And your Lindsay shirt. Does she walk around in a Bobby shirt? I mean, it's like you're wearing her name tag. Sometimes she does.

Sometimes you have the raging idiot shirt. So embarrassing. We just have T-shirts. I do, actually. They're just free t-shirts, and you're like, you just grab something from the clean clothes. And they're soft. Thank you, Lundy. All right.

All right. All right. All right. There you go. To be fair, I supported you on the tights. There's nothing wrong. But not the Lindsay shirt. If I go do yoga in the shirt with no sleeves, who cares?

Okay, yeah, you do you. Nobody cares. Why are you in judgment Amy right now? I love that your girlfriend calls in. Our audio producer Raymond, he has to go to his nephew's three-year-old preschool graduation. Is that right? Yeah, it's my girlfriend's nephew.

And you're upset? Well, I mean, I think the kid's three years old and he's having this graduation. I didn't even know you celebrate getting out of preschool. I mean, what are you celebrating? I think it's only been four months that he's been at school. It's cute, though. And I didn't remember that when I was a kid. I remember I didn't even have a middle.

school. I had a high school and a college graduation. I thought those were the two. That's all I had to. And I'm like, is this normal? So there's a, now I'm just trying to know the graduation. There's a preschool graduation. There's a kindergarten graduation. Do they have one for every year already? There's almost one for every year. Like when you go from first to second. I mean, aren't we rewarding kids a little too much? It's basically a participation ribbon of years of school. It's making their life memorable. Year, one year at a time. If you have one for every year, you don't remember any of them. Huh.

I remember my senior high school graduation or my college graduate. If you came one, everyone would remember them? But to be fair, if you had one at preschool, you wouldn't remember it. Why should you have it then? That's true. I guess it's more for the parents. I guess it's more for the parents. It is for the kids.

I wonder what a three-year-old pre-K graduation is like. Party. Party time. I mean, there's got to be just kids running all over the place. Yeah, right? Yes. So you're going, right, Ray? Yeah, I'm going.

And I'm, I guess I'll congratulate the three. year old, he's going to look at me like he just graduated from college, but I'm like, you still got about 16 years left, buddy. Ray is giving him a real world lesson at three years old. You're talking about graduations, and our audio producer, Raymond, is going to his three-year-old nephews, pre-K graduation. He's like, what's happening? Why does everybody get a graduation now?

And so Mary is on in Ohio. Hi, Mary. Hi. Thank you for calling the show. What's happening? Not much. I just got done with my preschool drop-off like half an hour ago and had to go get gas. But, you know, I can't do that with kids in the car.

But it, he's, I get it. He's been in school since the school year started. And he's done good. But why a graduation ceremony for a five-year-old? I don't get it. Why a graduation ceremony for a five-year-old? You have a kid and he's having one. Yeah.

He will be graduating preschool to go to kindergarten. next month. And he's five. You don't feel like it's a special day, special day? It is a special day, but at the same time, then when he's done with fourth grade, they do another ceremony because they're leaving that building

and going to the fifth and sixth grade building. And they probably do another one, ninth grade. No, they're going to do another one in sixth grade. Oh, wow. To go to the seventh grade. From the middle school building to the junior high building. Wow. Wow, you're a graduate.

it out? Yeah, and they're eight and five. Wow. Well, thank you for the call. I guess when you have multiple kids, probably like, you're over it. You're like, teachers, whoever, I don't have time for this. Do you know that Thursdays bring your kids to work day? Oh, no. All right, let's do it. Let's do it. So it's like allowed or? It started as take your daughters to work day. Yeah. And it's been amended to sons as well, because that was kind of a raw deal. Yeah, it is a raw. Yeah, y'all didn't have that? No.

No, and it's not like a federal thing where everybody gets to do that. I know, but I remember take your daughter to work out. I do too. But see, I get anxiety, like, even thinking about bringing my kids here because I don't think you'd let them in here. Like, I think they'd be too loud and unpredictable. I mean, you don't want junior, junior, over here pushing all these buttons and taking us off the air.

You're right, I don't want that. He could do that. Yeah, he can come and say what up. Really? If you wanted to come by, he'd come by right now, if you want, I don't care. Get out of here. But not on the, I mean, he can't have to make screaming on the air. Right, right, right.

I cannot wait to bring my kids to work day next year. Oh, my gosh. Bring all the kids together. Lunchbox will probably have a baby by then. Oh, for sure. Today's April 25th. April 25th of 2018, will lunchbox have a baby? Well, stand by.

You had a day that you already predicted. Then I'd be pregnant. And it is August. No, July. It is July 31st. That he would say they were pregnant. Yes. Wow.

That's coming up. Did I bet money on that? Well, he could be pregnant. You may not just see it. Mark this calendar. Mark this down on the calendar. I still have lunchbox is $200 from Vegas. Which I don't really have it.

We still have the chips. So I don't really have the money because no one's cash in the chips. Lunchbox, we're going to need you to get pregnant if you want that money back. Yes, okay. I'm going to need a positive pregnancy test for your last $200 from Vegas. No, that's not how it works. I mean, I worried you forgot that you have my $200. We still have the chips.

Okay, whatever. I'll give you $300 and you give me the $500 chip. No, that's not how it works. What planet do you come from where that? What do you mean? that's $500. You give me $300. Yeah, because you owe me $200.

That's not how it works. If you know math, because I'm a mathematician up in my brain, and I know numbers, and that equals $500. We're not doing... I'll tell you what. I have a game coming up. If you win it, you can have your $200. Thank you.

Now, being on this side of it, I love it. If you win, you can have your final $200 that you want to make it. You didn't really win this money. It's going to be fronting it. Yeah. But we'll play a game coming up in a bit, okay? All right. So we have a app called IHeartRadio,

It's free to download. I hope you listen to the show. And after the show, you can search Bobby Bone Show on demand. You can also take an upgrade to All Access, which you can just pick songs. So we'll do an IHart Radio All Access song of the week. And it's always a song that I'm like, it's a good song. And so a week or so ago, now, I'm even longer than that, when I came back from the John Mayor of concert. Because that was the day after the record came out.

I was like, hey, this song called In the Blood. And I played it. And I played it again last week. And I was like, man, this needs to be on the radio. Or is it our ways in your blood? So that's the IHart Radio All Access song in the week. I'm going to play it. I'm just going to play it again.

And so the cool thing is, like, other radio companies and other places are playing it now, too. So we've started something here. But you're playing it. But wait, wait. I don't own the song. No, no, no. But you came up with the idea.

I don't care about that. I tweeted about this yesterday. I don't care if other radio companies are playing it. I hope everybody plays it. and it just becomes a huge hit. I understand, but you are the one that did it, and all these people are trying to act like, they're the ones that brought it to country music.

I don't care. On the inside, on the outside, all around you, are you irritated? No. Because I'm irritated for you. If I cared, I would be going, hey, I care. Because I do that sometimes. When I care, I get come on there and get irritated. I don't care.

Which is a good song. I just want good music to be on the radio. I understand that. But when you do something, when you set a precedent, it, people should be like, oh man, Bobby was right. You know, this should be on country music. They can't just act like, oh, look, we're going to be the first ones to play this on country music. I don't think people are saying that, though.

But they're trying to act like they are. I don't know that they're acting. I don't even going to talk about that. This is not even. No. Why do you think they got the idea? It doesn't matter. My point is this.

And this was the whole thing for me, too, was that this, our format tries to kick people out of it all the time. It's like, this ain't country to kick them out. When instead of, the people will kick people out just by not buying it or listening to it. that's what happens. And if it's not, people just go, I'm not going to buy it, let's do it.

Why don't we as a format go and find people that have no interest in being anywhere and are just making good authentic music and go, hey, why don't you come over here

with us where everybody else is making good, authentic, lyrically driven instrument made. Yeah. It's just. That was definitely your point.

I don't understand, I don't understand the culture of people going something's not country enough, let's kick them out. How about you go find things that are and bring them in? That was my whole point.

But anyway. Just wait. Now someone's going to give that speech and like they came up with it. It's not the first one to say that either. I didn't come up with everything. I mean, I'm just saying take credit where credit is due and you started. John Merrill has never played on country music. Okay, relax.

Microphone down. This is that in the blood from John Mayer. You get going about everything, man. How much of my mother has my mother left in me? How much of my love will be insane to some degree And what about this feeling That I'm never good enough Will it wash out in the water

Or is it always in the blood? All right, so I'll play a game Let's see how well you do Today's national telephone The telephone was admitted by Alexander Graham Bell So I'll give you the I give you the inventor. Oh.

You tell me what they invented. It's actually kind of easy. For example, if I said Henry Judah Heimlich, what did that person invent? Go ahead. Heimlich maneuver. That's correct. That's an example, not a point.

Okay, so if lunch wins, though, he wins back all the vagus money. Thank you. But you are giving him the advantage by giving him the name of the person versus what they invented. Yeah, but you're going to play against him. I am?

Yeah. You can have the money if you win. What? Yeah. All right. Ready, here we go. Number one. I'll give you the inventor.

Tell me what they invented. Henry F. Phillips. Now, somewhere in that, you may find the invention. Henry F. Phillips. I'm in for the win. Amy. Ford.

Cars. What? That was Henry Ford. Oh. Well, you said the F was in there. Lunchbox. Screwdriver. Oh, shoot.

The Phillips screwdriver. Oh. Why did you put the house? the emphasis on the F. You did that on purpose. How about Camp Gillette? I'm in. What did Camp Gillette?

That's a person. Camp Gillette. What did they invent? I'm in for the win. Amy. Razors. Lunchbox. The Gillette Razor! Disposable Razors? I'll give you guys both that one. It's close.

Yeah. Okay, okay. How about this one? Klaus Martins. What? I'm sorry. Klaus Martins. What do they invent? Okay I'm in

I'm in for the win Amy Doc Martin's The shoes Mm-hmm Launchbox Doc Martin shoes Dang

Yeah Okay How about this one Uzel gahl What Uzeel Gahl I don't even know

U Z-I-E-L Last name G-L G-L Uzel Gall Goodness It's easy guys

Come on Okay Eddie's not playing. I'm in for the win. He's heckling the players. Amy. The elevator. The elevator.

No, no. Lunchbox. Ah, uh, uh, glal. Uzogol? The ukulele. No, the Uzi. The Uzi. Because the first eight letters were made.

Oh. Dang. Okay. Uzi. I thought Uzi was O-O. O. Z. Green Uzi.

Okay, go. I like it. Jean Nicotine de Vilement What on earth? Maybe this was a bad idea. Say it again. What? Jean Nicotie de Vellement.

A nickel? Jean Nico de Velleema. Oh, I'm in. Jean Nico de Vilement. Jean Nigo de Villement. Okay, I'm in for the wind. I'm in. Amy.

Valet service. Lachene. Micotine. Correct. I was thinking that. Are you serious? I was just joking. You know, trying to get a second hint.

One more worth. Five points. Oh. Poor lunchbox. Five points. Okay. Sorry. Ready?

I don't know. There's a little bit trickery in this one. I don't like the five point. Five points. Listen closely. Rudolph Diesel. What'd they invent? Well, you're talking about there's trickery in here now.

Oh, man. Say it again. Rudolph Diesel. Last one. Worth five points. I'm in for the win. Okay. Amy, you first?

What do you have? Yeah, diesel. Invented diesel. Any more specific answer, please? The diesel. I don't know if it's a type of an engine. Correct. Lunchbox.

Diesel gasoline. It's a diesel engine. Oh, shit. Yeah. Sorry. No. No way. That's why you can't.

No. No way. No way. She answered diesel. Let me go. And then he said. That was her answer. That was her answer.

And then you gave him more. You're the judge. I mean, it's a big difference between diesel gas and the engine. So I give it to Amy. You give it to who? Amy. Okay. I'm going to step out of this.

I'm not. the judge. Eddie's the judge. No, Eddie. All she said was diesel. Well, I love you, dude. I'm giving it to Amy. This is a $200? I'm sorry, lunchbox. Your money stays on the hole until a later date. Oh, wait, so do I get it? No. No, that was a joke, Amy.

Oh, that was a joke. Okay. Yeah. Right? No. I'm not the judge. All I do is read the questions. You said the fuel. I understand that, Judge. He didn't invent the fuel. I'm done. Thank you. It's true. Very good.

done. He didn't invent the diesel either. Engine, like Amy said. Is that what she has written? Thank you very much. That's a good point. Does she have her written down? He asked me to be specific after I said it. Wait, he's not the judge.

Eddie's the judge. But Alex Trebek's not the judge either. He's the host. And he says, be more specific. Sorry, lunch. Can we play a song for 100? Alex? Oh, boy.

Okay. Get out of here. Dirk Spindley stopped by the house last night, and so I do a show called The Bobbycast, and he was talking songs that his kids sing all the time. And here's Dirks. And as part of the interview, just him and I singing Call Me Maybe. Hey, Lord, I just met you.

This is crazy. But here's my number. So call me maybe. And that's Carly Rachel. We also played the name drop game where it's like, hey, no judgment. Drop your biggest name. Like, give me a celebrity story that you just probably wouldn't tell normally because it feels like your name dropping. Peyton Manning's a friend account.

That's cool. Okay, okay. Pete Manning's a friend. I went fishing all day long with Peyton Manning up in northern Canada. What's Manning like? So he's just like the guy in the Papa John's commercial, man. He's like laid back and funny and good stories and easy to be around. I actually watched the very first game of the year last year with Peyton in a suite in Denver.

And we were watching it was a... So you guys are real friendly. You would call Peyton. Yeah, I texted a little bit, yeah. We're talking about music. And so, you know, there are stories about Dirk's hearing songs. Like, I think I drive your truck. and going, I don't think I'm going to cut that one.

And then Lee Bryce ended up getting in and it was a huge hit. And so I was like, hey, let's talk about that because there are so many great songwriters in Nashville. And he was like, there came a point where I was touring all the time and I couldn't write as good as stuff as I, when I was staying home, I was writing all the time. So I would rely on these song writers. And I was like, what song did you hear that you knew was a hit that you ended up going, ah, it's not for me, but you knew it was hit.

And he was like, dirt on my boots. John Party's song, Dirt on My Boots. I heard that song, I think, before he cut it. And what did you think when you heard it? Huge hit. This is a monster. This is a huge song. There's a line there about a tractor.

You know, and I'm like, I just, I don't have that tractor factor. You know, I don't have that thing. It's not what I do. So,

like, I can either try to change this song up to make it work for me or just let it go and hope those guys, you know, I want the songwriters to, I want them to find,

for songwriters, man, they might get one or two great. Well, these guys, they probably get five great songs a year, right? I don't want to, like, stand in the way

if someone's like, baby. So he was like, Yeah, and then John Party gets the song, turns it to a huge jet, and he was like, it's awesome. That's cool. Yeah, so, I know. He doesn't have the tractor factor. You don't think he does?

I guess not. I've never heard him sing about a tractor. He probably could, though. I mean, I was thinking he could pull it off. That'd be interesting to, like, now here, if Dirk's were to sing dirt on my boots, like, what that would be like? Probably so awesome. It happens with every artist all the time. Every artist has got stories of going, oh, I should have cut that song, and then somebody else cuts it.

Like, it's a very common thing. And these songwriters come into my house. they talk about it. And there's one story in particular that's pretty amazing is Shane McInelly was in. Shane's a huge writer in town. And he was talking about how they'd written American kids and Little Big Town has a Little Big Town song. And then Kenny heard it. And then Kenny heard it.

And so he called Little Big Town. I was like, I need the song. And they were like, well, we've already started recording it. And they were whatever. Then Kenny gets it. And then so that's kind of stuff. Yeah. You know, one day you'll listen to the Bobbycast.

Me? Yeah. I have been a little bit. I listened to Jake. Did you? The whole thing? Yeah. Whole thing.

And then I'll listen to DIRCs. It's just really from music. Like, you have to really love music. And you're not a big music person. Yeah, but I find, and I love when you share with us on here, I find this stuff to be interesting. I promise. Yeah. No one's judging you.

Yeah. You have big eyes right now. Yeah. Very defensive. Yeah. You have big eyes. It's okay. It's okay.

And Netflix and TV shows. I know there's a lot going on out there. You're right. I don't know how to keep up. It's like there's always something in my ears. You know? I need to sit down and read a good old-fashioned. book. You're not reading books? I tried to

to start Charlemagne's book. My husband stole it from me. Oh, yeah? Yeah. They make more. It's not the only one. I'll give you mine to it. That's the most recent one I ordered. Yeah. And it came quick. Okay. Well, keep on trying. It's already gone. Thanks for being a part of the show today. Miranda Lambert was in. I hope you go back and hear that. You can listen to the whole show. Just go to

IHeart Radio and search Bobby Bone Show on demand or go to iTunes and search it. After you hear today's show, you can listen to the Bobbycast. Last night, Dirk's Bentley was over at the house and we talked for about an hour and a half, about all kinds of stuff from flying to touring to the songs that his kids make him know, like this one. Hey, I just met you. This is crazy, but here's my number. So call me maybe.

and all the other boys try to chase me but here's my number so call me maybe I actually think that pretty good it's a weird thing like I'd like to hear him sing that but that's on the Bobbycast

so search Bobbycast and you can find that I know the whole thing yeah we know Derek okay we got it Dirks thank you we'll see you guys on tomorrow's show again thanks to Miranda Lambert for stopping by

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