The Bobby Bones Show - MON: BobbyFeud: The Most Annoying Noises! + Amy's Awkward Bank Issue + Bobby Helps a Listener Get Nominated for Homecoming 

Episode Date: September 7, 2026

BobbyFeud gets loud as the show tries to name the most annoying noises and debates which ones are the absolute worst. Amy shares an awkward issue she ran into at the bank when she was late for a meeting. Then, Bobby steps in to help a listener with a special request involving a homecoming nomination. Plus, the show gets into who falls in love quicker: men or women. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning. All right. So we're going to start with this from Lunchbox. What happened at UPS? It's team UPS or team customer. We're going to do a segment. I saw it online. There's a news story.

This lady shows up at the UPS store. This is not you. No. And she is trying to mail packages at $459. And the UPS worker is blocking the door and physically kind of pushing her out and kicking her packages back out the door. And someone's filming it going,

hey, lady, leave that guy alone. and she goes, no, I'm here to mail packages. So that's already a weird dude who's kicking a package out. Like, regardless, even if it's 10 minutes after five, like dude's already got problems. Do we have some news audio from the story? Go ahead. You just come back another day, miss.

You know what, miss? I got it, got it. Thank you. Can you please take this? You know what that's doing the most? Are you doing that too? Yeah, they flow. But I came here.

So are we sure as 459? Because that's a close. So are we sure as 459? Because that's a very specific time. It's hard for me to, because if she actually showed up on her watch or her phone. I mean, because she had the packages in the doors. The doors weren't locked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they were kicking them out the door. So this dude probably just based on my limited knowledge should not be working there anymore. You don't be kicking people's package. What if the door was unlocked and it was 5.02, though? It's unlocked. You're in. Is that the rule? That's how I feel. This also happens to you a lot. It's why I thought. it might have been something with him because he goes places all the time and gets mad. Oh, I went to the grocery store one time at 950 and it was supposed to close at 10. They had locked the door already. Yeah, and that stinks. Yeah, not cool. I gave my phone call. You called him and complained.

I did call and complain. So I felt so bad for this lady because she's there on time and her packages are being abused. That part I do not like. Even if she were 10 minutes late, you can't kick the package. Go ahead. I don't care. She's there at 4.59. If your thing says 5 o'clock is when you close, if she's there at 4.59 and 52.

seconds, guess what? You have to help her. I agree with that statement. I just don't know if that is for sure the statement because anybody can yell. I was here at 459. It's like when I was at the swimming pool and it closed at 8 and at 730, we're the only ones there and they decide we're going to close early. Not cool. And you know what you did? Call. I gave him a call. He gave him a call. That's right. After watching it, I think the guy kicking the package. He's the big loser here. You can't kick a package even if it's late. I don't know if I'm the judge if I can determine that she is correct because I don't know that she got there at 459. That's a really easy thing to say, I get her 459.

But also if the door is unlocked, man, it's kind of open. It's open. Are all iPhones, like, correct? Are they all in sync? So can that be the universal time? Yeah, but I was thinking she maybe had her own watch to rewind it. Right. Like, what if she thought it was 459?

So our universal rules on this are going to be, one, don't kick a package. Even if it's late, bro. You can't do that. Number two. if the door is unlocked it's open practice your customer service the place is open

yeah and there have been times where I've been like before it opened like the accident and opened the door we were in St. Louis and there was like

a clothing store and I don't know I like to get places there like and it opened at 10 and it was like 9.53 I just walked up and the door opened and I walked out

oh we're not open yet yeah they weren't finished setting up I got it but according to these rules I should have been able to shock until I dropped if the door is unlocked

it's open so everybody's got to do a better job of locking the door, unlocking the door, don't kick the package. He should not have a job anymore if that's true and they should mail our package

for free case dismissed. It's the anonymous inbox and there's a question to be had. Hello Bobby Bones. My husband recently spent $1,000 on a professional course that he says will improve his skills and make him more valuable at work.

But he did not discuss spending that $1,000 with me first. We're not in a crisis, but money is tight right now, and that purchase definitely affects our budget. He sees it as an investment in our future and thinks I should be supportive. I feel blindsided. I'm not against him growing professionally. I just thought big expenses were something that we agreed to talk about. Am I being controlling for expecting a conversation, or is this a basic respect issue in our marriage? Signed four figure frustrated. I'd first like to say, you're not wrong for your feelings. I'd like to start with that. you're not wrong for your feelings to feel this way because, well, feelings aren't wrong.

And I think how you acted on is probably fine too. But I think both things can be true. I think one, it can be true. He shouldn't have done this. If you have a rule, if you don't have a rule, make the rule now. Like this can be something you learn from this right here. You can actually assign a dollar amount to you don't spend this unless we talk about it. God, if it was pretty vague, I can understand a little confusion, although I do think he did it trying to get away with it. Yeah. But I do also... Oh yeah, you're on her side? Oh, yeah. I'm on her side. Okay. And I am too, kind of. And I'll definitely come to you and let you say your thing. If it was really a course that he took that is going to help him grow, maybe he felt uncomfortable asking about it because he knew you would say, hey, I don't know that we have it right now.

Maybe he's a different course. Well, and maybe you're right. But maybe he does feel so bullish about it that this can actually change the trajectory of our life and the money that we make because I can get a promotion. not going to argue those because I think he could have been doing it from a good place, but also he should have said something about it. This gives you now the opportunity to discuss a very healthy boundary with money in your relationship. And it is we don't spend this much without talking about it. I also think whenever you go to him, because you should, because he's going to avoid it. He's not going to bring this up and be like, hey, I think we should talk about how I screwed up. Rarely happens.

you should go to him and say, hey, like I've been thinking. I understand why you did that. And thank you, because I know you're just doing that for us to grow, but it would help me in the future if we, da, da, da, da, da. And I know you're kind of lying by going that

because I know you're mad at them. But we have to be talked to like that or we get defensive as men. We're just stupid. Yeah, I like that approach. And replace the word but with and, like, do exactly what you just said and be like, I know you're doing this for us

and you want to grow. And this is how it made me feel. and when that happens, this would probably be a better method and spell it out for him. We need that too. Yes. Come to me. Let's have a conversation. I want to support you.

If this is a goal and dream of yours and it's going to better our family, I'm all for it. But her question about is, you know, is this a respect thing or like, am I just being silly? I'm paraphrasing obviously, but it's a respect thing. I don't know that he doesn't respect her. think that he knows he would have got to know and probably thinks this is for the better good. So he just, that's not respecting her.

I hear you. I just want to meet you at, I think he sees, yep, this is going to hurt in our relationship a minute, but I do think it's for the greater good of our family. Okay. So if you don't want to call it, disrespect, what do you want to call it? Him having to make an uncomfortable decision.

Oh, he's being a leader. Okay, because she doesn't, she's just a little woman. Nope. He doesn't know. Didn't say that at all. Shamedy. Didn't say that at all.

It definitely could have been the other way, too. I'm just saying if he would have spent a thousand bucks on a golf trip or a thousand bucks on a television. I get that. That's totally different. I feel like this is probably a course in something he doesn't even love doing, but what he loves doing is providing for his family. Okay. I just think moving forward. Yeah.

If they haven't already have. If they already have. Maybe talk down to me. They may feel stupid. I was talking to the, I'm talking to the husband here. I think that if. they haven't had a very clear and direct conversation about money now and having an amount that they, hey, if it costs this amount or more, we have a talk.

Yeah. That can come from this and it should come from this. Yeah, absolutely. Then now you have a new opportunity to make that the rule. And if he does it again, you know, that they say, fool me once, shame on me. Fole me twice. Shame on you. I feel like I'm just limping out of this one.

Hey, I took the Brunt over there. Should she ask for a receipt? Because I'm not convinced that he bought. A thousand dollar class. Interesting perspective. Wait, surely. Surely it was on the bill. Hey, you have a great point.

I mean, because I don't know a lot of dudes. So wait, what was the class called again? Something to make you better at work? I don't know. That ain't a class. Oh, like a master class program. Interesting.

You can learn. You have to, not even you can, you have to learn from this. And you have to, as a unit, progress in a more healthy way from this. You have to. This is the opportunity to grow from that you have to. Okay. Man. I took my comeuppance in that one, didn't.

Are you all? I don't know, man. Amy really gave it to me to me. She got the belt out. She pulled it off. Can we close? I've given this before, but I love it. I got it from the therapy. She made me pick my switch. And then I got, go ahead. This is from Kat, who's the therapist on my podcast. She's my co-host. This is an intentional dialogue script. What you do is you go to your husband, you say, when you, blank, fill in what he did,

I felt, blank, put in your feelings, the story I made up from this situation was blank, which can be, the story I made up was that you completely do not respect me. But I really do because I'm working hard for the family. And what I need is blank, fill that in. And so those four things, if you do an intentional dialogue script which is approaching this with care, this will not cause a blowup fight. Thank you for the email. I feel like we had a little blow-up fight ourselves here. All right, there you go. Close it up. Was there a movie as a kid that probably freaked you out more than it should?

Because mine was Grimlins. The first time I watched Grimlins, I didn't want to feed anything, humans, animals, anything near midnight. That movie freaked me out so bad that I didn't like scary movies. I still don't like scary movies. No horror for me. But Grimlins was the one that scarred me as a kid. And when we had dogs, I would, the closer I got to midnight,

I don't want to feed them just in case they did what the gremlins did, which they turned from gremlins. Like, what were they called as good guys? The gizmos would turn into like a bad gremlin. Amy, any movie as a kid that scarred you? Candyman. That's a real scary one, huh? Yeah, I mean, it was scary, so it should have scarred me.

I'm such a wind. Mine wasn't even scary. I couldn't even, like, go in a bathroom with a mirror. And, you know, and then, of course, my sister and her friends, they would do that, and they'd be like, Amy come. And we'd be like, say Candyman in the mirror. And it just freaked me out any time I would have to go to the bathroom after that in the dark. What do you say candyman?

like three times or something? And you turn or something. Yeah, I don't do it. Candyman. It's not real guy. It's freaking me out, man. Lunchbox any movie as a kid that... There was a couple.

Scarred you. The stuff. Oh, that was the worst movie. That's not even scary. It's not scary. It's about yogurt that eats you. Hold on. Hold on. You're telling me, as a six or seven-year-old, you watch that.

You wouldn't be terrified to eat yogurt. Nah. Like, I thought... Tell our listeners the quick story of what the stuff is about. The stuff is the scariest movie of all time. And it is like this yogurt and the... the government makes it to take over your body and it's in this one town

and these two kids, this one kid's like, I'm not going to eat it. And his whole family's like, you will eat the yogurt. And he's like putting it down the toilet and it comes alive and tries to eat you. Terrifying as a kid. Another one,

Children of the corn. Oh, that was legitimately scary. My goodness, anytime we drive by corn, I'm like, uh-uh. Go, go, go.

So scary. All corn. You're out. Nightmare on Elm Street. That was scary, dude. But I would say those were actual scary movie. Oh, I'm just telling you. Like, Beetlejuice to her was like, I don't watch it to freak me out.

Gremlins, to me, I don't watch it to freak me out. Like, yours are like normal healthy. You shouldn't be watching those as kids anyway. Well, Keith may as watch them. Yeah, I'm trying to think of a normal movie. He didn't even call him No Teeth Keith Keith. He didn't even with Keith. No, Tee.

Eddie, anything for you? You guys remember Christine? No, is it scary? It was Stephen King movie and it was like an old 50s car that, like, came alive. And it would start with like an oldie song. Like, Twist It In Shout. And then the lights came on and it killed people. Dude, that freaked me out, man.

That car would just drive on its own, dude, just run over people. That's like yogurt. That's as dumb as a yogurt. Bobby Bones Show. Boney up the day. This story comes us from Canada. A 36-year-old man is suing a grocery store after you tried to steal an employee's car

and the employee kicked him, punched him, and held him until police arrived. And he's like, ah, suing the store, you kicked him punched me. Assault. So, did he win? I mean, because, yeah. I mean, now, but you can sue for anything. Oh, right.

Like, I'd like to know how this ends up. Also, if you, like, get kicked and punched and held and you're doing a crime and they are able to hold you, you're going to, you shouldn't be doing crimes. You're a wimp. Because I don't think you need to even be as equally as strong as a person beating you up. You just, you have to be way less. Because if I'm even with you and you're trying to hold me down, I'm going to win, because I'm going to wiggle. Yeah, but then how do you know, like, until you try?

Well, I don't know who's going to stop me. Okay. But, like, that guy should be. be committing crimes. Yeah, he's a wamp. All right. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. His dog was out with his owner, and they were going through the Rocky Mountains, takes his dog on a hike, lost his dog while on the hike. And so for 43 days, the dog was alone out in the mountains. And what they did is they went back and kind of retraced, if you lose your keys, retrace your steps.

Yeah. So they didn't. find the dog that way, but they retrace their steps and they put up a lot of the cameras. So they put cameras up all over. Those wildlife cameras? They set up trail cameras. They put up scent stations and shared photos on social media. And so after a few days, they were able to tell that the dog was alive by the cameras.

They just couldn't find them because it doesn't track them. So at one point, they had a trap set for it as well, one that didn't hurt it. He entered the trap and made it go off, but he was too too. smart for it. Oh my gosh. They're trying to save the dog. The dog's too smart for the trap. He was starting to lose a bunch of weight. They end up finding him, though, because they started to notice his pattern on the cameras, and they knew where he was going to be, and they waited for him, and he showed up. After 43 days in the mountains, they have the dog. Wow. So thanks to Summit lost pet rescue, and the volunteers there, because they're the ones who orchestrated all the

cameras and finding the dog that was alone for 40 days in the mountains. That's from the New York Post. That's a crazy story. That's a good one. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. The new Red Bull Dragonberry and Tropicberry Energizers, now at McDonald's, made with freeze-dried fruit and an electric burst of flavor. The all-new Red Bull Energizers, now at McDonald's. This product may not be right for you. High in caffeine, details at McDonald's.ca.

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Get to know yourself as well. Listen to the psychology of your 20s on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The question is, what's the most annoying sound in the world? We're going to play the Bobby Feud here. And if you win,

You will either win the cash or the prize is your pick. And I've written both of them down. If you win the cash, I have the amount. It could be one cent. It could be 100 cents. But one of the prizes is good and one of them is bad, okay? Okay. We have three players here.

Amy, lunchbox. Eddie. Now, we'll roll the dice to see who goes first. As always, the person going first will be. Amy, you'll go first. Amy, 2,000 Bobby Bone Show listeners were asked. What's the most annoying sound in the world? Fingers on a chalkboard

Fingers on a chalkboard, let's go Number two, that's correct Number two Okay, like, yard work Like, like, yard work Or like, weed eater

mowing, do I have to be specific? Yard work Number nine, yard work Unreal, that's crazy. Thank you, Eddie. I was like, that was a terrible answer. I love your own. I think you mean in the morning, Like when you're trying to sleep or something? Yeah, or anytime.

It's just a loud, annoying. Got it. Noise. 2000, Bobby Bocchio listeners were asked. What's the most annoying sound in the world? Mm-hmm. Amy? Honking.

Amy hears that a lot. Let go. Hurry up. At her. It's just annoying. Show me honking. Lunch box over to you. Easy.

screaming kids. Speaking from experience. Let me hear. Kids Baby's crying, kids talking loudly at number four What are you doing? Smacking

Show me smacking Number one is loud Chewing or smacking Construction Show me construction Specifically jackhammering Is jackhammering on there? That would be on there right

You don't get to re-ask the question After we buzzed you Eddie Yeah Ah should I go jackhammering? No Bones, let's go with slurping. Drinking loudly or slurping. What?

We go to round two where points are doubled. Amy's in the lead, 11 to 5. The number one answer is off the board, loud chewing, nails on a chalkboard at two. Babies or kids talking and crying at four. Mo in the yard at nine. Amy, what's the most annoying sound on the world, according to listeners? Crickets. That's beautiful.

No, it's annoying when you're trying to see. sleep and insects are like You sleep outside? No, but you can hear them. Lunchbox is the second place right now. I'm just waiting for the big points, you know? Yeah, I'm just waiting for anything to come to my head that can be annoying. I know.

Nagging wife, nagging spouse. That's annoying noise. Wow, he's taking that whole family. No, you guys deal with it. Your wife doesn't nag you ever? Not really. Well, yes, 2,000 listeners. Lunchbox says nagging wife or spouse?

House. That's people like that. Eddie, points are doubled here. Yeah, this is where I go hard. Bones, give me alarm clock. Show me. That's good. Alarm.

An annoying sound. I know, dude, I'm struggling, dude. I'm like, I don't know. I got nothing. And alarm clock could not make it. That is. Yeah, yeah, that's so annoying. It is annoying.

All right, points are tripled now. All right, you know what's so annoying is when people try to show off their loud muffler, like either on a bike or car and they drive by and they're and it's so loud. It's annoying. I get annoyed every time. What's the answer?

Like, I think what makes that noise is the muffler or the loud car, loud mode of transportation. A loud... Loud car. Lunchbox? Oh my gosh, that's so good.

Dogs barking! That's so good. Dogs? Five points worth... Okay. Yep. You know what else is annoying. Ciren.

Show me. The answer worth 24 points. Oh my goodness, guys. What's that? That's me out in the lead. Is that annoying to hear or what? So your answer is you? Nope.

I don't you feel like sirens are helpful. They're helpful, but they're annoying. They scare you. What else I got, man? Yeah, you're stalling. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I am stalling. 2,000 Bobby Bone Show listeners.

Okay, can I ask you something about Amy's? You can't ask me anything. When do you get to ask the host for help? Well, did Amy take all transportation out? Like when she's, I don't know what her answer was. Was it mufflers? What did you count it as? I just said loud car, loud car.

Sound like whatever. Okay, then I won't put, I won't say that one. Okay. Ah, the telephone. The ring. Just telephone ring. Like a phone ringing? Yep, phone ringing.

Show me phone ringing. Lunch, watch with a big lead though. Eddie, you got to score some points here. He has 44 points. How many we got left? One, two, three. Four left. Oh, poor, that's a lot.

The ones off the board are loud chewing, nails on a chalkboard, babies, kids, dogs barking, smoke, detector, beep, or sirens or car alarms. That's one. Or lawnmowers. Bones, give me messing with a chip bag. A chip bag. Great last answer. Just go ahead.

You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Thank you. Yeah! Yeah! That's all you had? Can I change my answer to lunchbox? Lunchbox's voice.

Number 10. Oh, no. Everybody got you 30 points. No way. Yeah. Really? But I was like, why would they put that? Yeah, I was like, that'd be mean guys.

Number 10 was Lunchbox's voice. Number three was talking on the phone in public. Number six was snoring And number seven was people blasting music But our big winner, 44 points is lunchbox I want to be sensitive because there are younger ears That could be listening So again, I'm going to be very sensitive here

There's a woman who went to the spa for a Brazilian wax And so Brazilian is a sensitive part Yeah, and somebody comes out with meta glasses that record to do it Oh my gosh Here's her the cameras in the glasses Here's the clip The girl that was giving me the wax or the

aesthetician. She was wearing meta glasses and I didn't notice it at first because we were talking so much. We had a good banter. She was very nice. Maybe like halfway, like five minutes in or so, are you wearing meta glasses? And she's like, oh yeah I am

but like they're not charged. They're not on. Like I promise. What if she has that video and what if like there's been multiple videos she's taken of like waxing people? And like that can go into a whole other thing where those videos could be. That is freaky.

That's freaky. Doesn't a light turn on or something? Yes, but you can't always see it because I would do it in this room you guys would not see the light come on. Oh, yeah. Because I would record us doing this and you guys would never be like,

hey, are you spielunking? You're in a cave? No, but the light does come on, but if there's light around it, you don't really know. Where is the camera near the light or the light is somewhere else? No, it's near, but it's up on the edges.

I don't have mine on now. Okay. But I would wear them a lot, you guys would never notice. Yeah. But she's down deep in there. Man. And she basically is.

That's disgusting. In the cave. Wow. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Uh-huh. What would you do? She comes out.

She's going to like wax your stuff and she's wearing. I'd be like take them off. Stop. But she's like their prescription. Okay. Can I see somebody else? Mine are. Okay.

So like you need them. Yes. But I wouldn't, for that job, you should not have those glasses. No. And would a woman be filming? Like if a guy was wearing that. I don't think. Oh, I'm not going to a guy for a Brazilian.

Oh. there are guys that do that? I have no idea, but I don't, I would not go if he did. Like, you could have nefarious motives and you're down and you turn it on and you record it. Like, let's say there's like a barrier or something and you're recording it and you can sell that to people. If people pay top dollar for foot, imagine what they'll do for Brazilian wax videos. Yeah. Anyway, that, I thought that was a crazy story. I would, I would not go back there. Once I thought I was getting recorded naked and a tannin bed thing. Why? It's years ago when I used to go tanter beds because that place I was going

got busted. Oh. Yeah. Filming people? Yeah. Oh, then they for sure got you. They probably have you then. Yeah, yeah. But would you keep your shorts on or take your shorts off? Well, back in the day, because I put the little bunny on me and I sometimes thought, I would do the thing and I put it on me and I'd tan around it and be like,

yeah, yeah, I like my bunny. So I think it just never made the internet because I'm gross. You'd make the cut. Yeah, I wasn't like hot enough for the videos of me to leave. Yeah, no, but it made some wherever they load that stuff up for creepos. It's probably sitting somewhere on a server. Yes. It's just naked me at 24 with a bunny on, just laying in the tannad bed all gross,

ribs all protruding out of my body. Yeah, the metal glass thing's weird. Amy, what happened? So I was in line at the bank to deposit a check and I didn't have that long, but I kind of thought I'd be like, well, pull up to the drive-thru in and out. Well, I get there and I'm in between cars and

it's piling up and I'm sitting there for 10 minutes without even moving an inch. And I got a little bit closer to the car in front of me and the car behind me came right up to my, you know, the back of my car. And I'm like, I have a meeting. I have to go. Like, I need to get out of this line. I have to jump ship. I can't deposit my check. And so I have to ask the car behind me to back up. What do you mean to ask? You got out of the car? Well, I rolled down the window and I'm like, hey, and I lean over and I'm like, can you back up? And they're like, oh, okay, yeah.

But then they had asked the car behind them. And then they had to ask the car behind them. It's like we were all, I don't know, because I guess the way the bank drive-through is designed, like you kind of don't have a lot of space to just, like you all have to pull in so you can fit. And sit in line. And sit in line.

And I guess this is a popular deposit time. And it's just awkward. And I caused all this chaos and it was my fault. And so I learned a lesson. I have a new rule. Like if I'm at the pharmacy or the best, bank, I'm now going to leave enough space between me and the car in front of me to where if I need to pull forward, angle, back out, I can escape if I need to because.

Oh, that's good. So there's a lesson from this. There's a lesson from this. And I am sorry to everybody that had to take action to back up. It's like the person, if you're ever in a parking garage and they're at the little thing and they're like, oh, this ain't working. So they hit reverse. The ticket.

And the lights come on. And then you're like, well, okay, I can back up. But I got somebody behind me. So then you hit lights. And they're like, well, I got somebody behind. And so now everybody's back. And everybody's yelling at everybody. I know.

I mean, there was like some honks. Oh, they were honking? Not honking bad. Just honking to try to get attention. You think honking good? They weren't honking bad. Like, honk, you're annoying. I was more like, beep, beep, hey, to get their attention so that they could back up.

Is there a celebratory honk? I think there's a gentle nudge. There's like a... I don't think that's celebratory. I think that's how the light is turned green, get off your phone. Yeah, but that's a nudge. Or like when your team wins, sometimes cars go downtown down. That's parade, though.

That's full parade, though. That's not the same as I'm at the bank and I made a mistake and I need to back up the entire line. Well, I guess I'm clarifying because I would be mortified if I heard aggressive honking. I felt like I was hearing like Notify honk. Okay, so what you learned from this? I'm now

going to leave enough space between me and the car. I mean, I can only control me and the car in front of me, but there's going to be a big gap where probably a car is going to be like oh, is she even in line? Cut in front of me. But I just don't want to be in that situation ever again. It was uncomfortable and awkward. I've been the person

stuck under the light at times where you pull up too far and then the light's red and then the person wants to go left and you're just sitting there. I've been that person before. They're like, dude, you're blocking it. Someone was that person to me the other day and I knew what they were going through. You didn't get frustrated? I didn't. They knew and I knew. And they looked at me like, I'm sorry. And I said, I've been there. Oh, you mouthed it. Yeah, but I don't think they knew what I said. I think they thought I was yelling, yelling a bad word at them. Yeah. I think that's the best thing we can do. What's it looked like I'm in there. I've been there. Don't say the words.

Just move the mouth. I've been there. Don't say it. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Just move your lips. You're a bit. I'm hungry?

I bad boy. I saw move your car B. Oh no. Yeah. Because I just wanted them to know. I was not mad. I've been there. And I said, I've been there.

And they looked at me like, well, screw you, buddy. Well, I'm glad you said that. I think that's the best thing. we could do for ourselves to have. What should I do next time that happens? Two thumbs up? Yeah, yeah. Or does that even look like I'm like, you're an idiot, two thumbs up? It's a sarcastic. Yeah. I usually do what you're okay with it. Like, you're okay.

Did you say all good? Oh, do your mouth. Do your mouth. You're okay. Oh, let me do it without saying. No, it looks like you're gay. Oh, man, man. I see that. What'd you say? This is the Bobby Moll show. The new Red Bull Dragon Barry and

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Well, there's a grandma who was checking her door camera and she sees the singing mailman. She goes, oh my gosh, this is so cute. She sends it to her granddaughter. And the granddaughter posted on social media, everyone's like, this is hilarious. Well, they find out the singing mailman, he has a five-hour commute every single day to work. He doesn't have a car. So they're like, let's raise some money for him. They raise enough money to buy the singing mailman a brand new truck.

Five hour round trip? Yeah, because he does public transit. Okay, so two and a half. Two work. Okay, so two and a new round. That makes sense. Two and a half to work and then two and a half home. And they got him a new truck.

That's amazing. All because he's just positive singing while he's delivering mail. Great story. That's a great story. That's a great story. His positivity was so consistent and pure that people noticed that. Yeah. And then cared enough to know.

Do you tell stories like that because you want us to buy you a car? No, why? What do you mean? Well, I mean... How am I like the singing mailman? You just know, we talk about it. You're like the positive one around here. Do you like hint at us? No, I just saw this story.

I was like, that'd be a good story to tell. Hey, take the car back. Oh, you got me a car? No, take the car back. That's a good story. Good for those people. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

The Bobby Bones show. Now it's time for Amy's Morning Corny. The morning corny. What happened when the computer fell on the floor? What? It slipped its disc. That's pretty good. That was the morning corny.

Who did this quicker to fall in love? Men are women? Women. Oh, oh, oh. Maybe this is a trick. I feel like women are the first to say it, but men are the first to actually fall in love. For sure. Yeah.

That's got to be it. Guys like lust. They see that hot. They got to get that. Oh, you know what I mean? They're all googly on. That's how you're like, oh, that's after like 10 girlfriends. Right.

The first time they're like, oh, I love you. Yeah, y'all are in love. I love you. We were talking to one of our friends the day, a little younger than us. And he's like, I've just been dating a lot of girls. He's like, but I'm really ready to get married. We were like, are you sure? He goes, yeah.

We're like, well, what are you doing to? He goes, I don't know. I'm just hooking up with much girls. I'm like, that's not what you do to get married. It's not even the right mind. He goes, yeah, but, you know, I'm just having fun. But I'm ready. But then you're not ready to get married.

Right. So the answer is researchers from Rutgers University found that men are far and away quicker to fall in love. Boom. And also more likely than women to want children and quicker. Ooh, that one I don't know about. Which is crazy. Yeah, that's weird. All right, we have Virginia on who lives in Florida.

Hey, Virginia, how old are you? I'm 18. Okay, and so Virginia hit me up in DMs. And I would just like for you to share with the room here exactly what your ask is of me or of us. I was, so it's me and my boyfriend's senior year. We've been together for about two years now. And since 10th grade, we have been wanting to run for our homecoming for our senior year. And it's been something really special that we've been waiting to do. And I was asking Bobby because I remember when I was little, I used to listen to Bobby on the radio station with my dad. And I was asking him if he could represent us and just say to vote for Virginia and Landon for. homecoming for 2025 at Turton high school. Okay, so we're going to write this down. Virginia and Landon, what do you like about O'Landon? What do I like about Landon? Yeah. So we really center like God in our relationship and we are very like, we are so comfortable with each other. Like,

we can tell each other anything and we have made agreements that like no matter how bad arguments we get in, we always stay together. Like we are, we are locked in and so a big thing that we agreed on was that we wanted to win this homecoming to tell our kids because that's, I mean, that's how much, like, in touch we are and we are very in touch, like, emotionally and stuff, and we just really love each other. And we want to do it for God.

You want to be homecoming for God. We want to do it for God. Let's go. That's great. Yes, sir. That's a good reason. Okay, so how does it work? Who votes? So this week coming up

will be our senior class and they vote for who gets on the court. And then after that, it's going to be the whole school voting. Okay, so we can't vote. The school has to. Okay. We can try to affect it. Yeah.

So, okay. So I make a video and then who sees the video? I'm probably going to sit on some socials and so people around school see it. Oh, she's cutting out a little bit. Okay. Some of the teachers have been waiting. Okay. We're losing you a little bit because you're cutting.

out, but I think I got the just of it. Now, here's the problem with me endorsing a candidate. If she doesn't win. Oh, it looks so bad. That means my endorsement weighs nothing. Right. Yeah, it really looks bad. It weighs nothing. Okay, and I didn't know couples ran as homecoming. I thought it was like one person. You'd be like

Homecoming Queen or whatever that is. Okay, so here's what I'm going to do. Eddie, can you pull the camera in tight? Yep. I'm going to make this video, clip this video. You're going to do it? We're going to send it off to Trenton High School in Trenton, Florida. Okay, cameras right. there. Okay, Virginia and Landon, Trenton High School. Okay. Hey, everybody, Bobby Bones here. Now,

let me do it again, because I'm a doctor. Dr. Bobby Bones? Yeah, yeah, I like to troll people with that. Okay, here we go. Hey, everybody, Dr. Bobby Bones here. I've been thinking a lot lately about my life and what's important to me. And what's important to me is good people get in to do great things. And that's why I'm here today to recommend Virginia and Landon. for homecoming court. Why you ask. I mean, actually, that's what a lot of people ask me just a minute ago. Luke Brian called me. He's like, why are you rooting for

Virginia and Landon? And I'm like, well, Luke, because they love God. And if you love God, I love you. And so, I'm hoping that you guys will vote for Virginia and Landon to be on the homecoming court. Go Trenton High.

What's their mascot? Look up their mascot. Trojans. Don't lie. I was just making it up because it goes with The T. Don't make it up. If it is Trojans, though, that's pretty legit that you called that out. Because I got to finish with a big Go Trenton High. Yeah, yeah. I'll edit this one.

Trenton High, Florida. Go Trenton High, Tigers! Let's go. Oh, there she is. Okay, yes, all right, all right. Okay. So, I made a video. I'm going to send it to you.

And when do you find out if you want or not? It shouldn't be too long after voting, but do you want me let you know? Yeah, let me know. Of course. Let me know if you want. You have to win though. I'm putting my weight behind you. You have to win.

You got this, Virginia. There's so many kids running. Y'all wouldn't believe it. For our small, old school, so many kids I wanted to run the senior year. Yeah, what could I do to entice people to vote for you? Like, what could I, I have money now, so what can I buy? Oh, my goodness. You want to buy me Bobby Bones merch?

No, I don't want to buy you anything. I'm trying to, like, juice up the voters. I know what it is. You send her money and she brings hamburgers or snickers bars to hand out to everyone in the school. That's weird. That's kind of old. I don't know. All right, Virginia. I'm going to send you this video. I hope she loses. What?

If I can help you, please let me know if you think of a way and let me know whenever the voting happens. And everybody at Trenton High, you know you're my favorite school in Trenton. And I love the Tigers. And the teachers. The teachers love you. Oh, the teachers. I have so much love for the teachers at Trenton High. Do they have any effect on the vote? I mean, I guess I could tell students to vote for us. Yeah, the teachers can tell their class to vote. Yeah. Okay. That's pretty good. Hey, I'll cover a list or two down in Trenton High.

Oh, a teacher's list? Off, what do they say? I'll fill the list. Yes, fill the list. What is it? Clear the list. I'll clear the list of, if she wins, I'll clear the list of a couple Trenton High teachers. Astridic list dependent on amount of money.

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