The Bobby Bones Show - (Mon Early Bird) Bobby on Why Guys Have A Hard Time Expressing Feelings + Morgan2 Reviews ‘Karate Kid’ After Watching for the First Time

Episode Date: April 4, 2022

Bobby talks about why it’s hard for guys to show their feelings and uses the example of Scuba Steve being awkward giving him a birthday gift in the building’s garage. Morgan reviews the Karate Kid which was given to her as homework because she’s never seen it before. And Lunchbox tries to go viral. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Let's start the week with a little drama. So three people on the show kind of sent me the same show material they wanted to talk about on the show. And so I'm just going to go through a couple of these. Eddie sent this. Amy yells at Scuba Steve, then slams the door. Yesterday after the show, Scuba was doing what he always does. He turns the music up and he started jamming. He had no idea.

Amy was trying to record a podcast. She came out and yelled at him and then slam the door. It was crazy, dude. Okay. That was crazy. So you're saying that she's... That she was out of control. I mean, she came in and was like,

turn that down. I'm recording a podcast. And then bam. Were you having a bad day? No. This is a lie. Okay, here is lunchbox. This is what lunchbox sent.

Amy, quote, blows a gasket. Is Amy the new Karen? What? And then he wrote, Amy yells at everyone at work. Amy ruins all the fun at work. Amy screamed at us and slammed the door and anger for playing music. There we go.

It was rough. Thanks for ruining it. everything. He wrote like the whole page. He doesn't ever put this much time into a segment idea, but he wrote a whole book here about. So, and then he also says, why doesn't Amy do a podcast at home? Oh, interesting. Did you yell at them? I did not. I did have to ask them to turn the music down. And also, I do podcast either up here or at home. I mean, that's normal. 15 seconds, Eddie, to describe what happened. Go. Oh, yeah. I mean, Scuba was just having fun and playing the music. And it was loud. He thought everything. They were all singing along.

he thought everyone was done. It was like Doobie Brothers. And then Amy just comes out and says, I'm trying to do a podcast in here to Scuba. She's looking at Scuba. He's like, oh, my gosh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. She goes, and then slams the door.

Okay, lunchbox. This is so. They both said it. I know. So Lunchbox, what is your interpretation of what happens? Scuba and Eddie were having a jam session with music and they were teaching Morgan number two and I some history of music and different artists. And they were playing it loud like, do you feel this one?

and Amy comes out of there and she goes Guys, I'm recording a podcast. Turn it down. Scuba. And she goes, scuba, I texted you. Oh, I forgot that part. And he goes, sorry I didn't have my phone. She goes, oh.

And she goes back in and you hear her, boom. And then everybody in the room is just like, Why are you guys doing like a routine here? No, no, no, no. This is a schick. They practiced it before. No, no, no. Okay, you're telling me.

Literally, we were all, then we were all in there just like, like we felt like we just got scolded by Karen. You guys are doing an act. No, we're not. Morgan number two. Is that what happened? Okay, so Amy felt like you guys might do this. So she actually secretly recorded you guys.

What? Okay. So, Amy, what's the clip you have for me? Well, afterwards, after I finish my podcast, I go in there and they're all laughing about how they're all going to prep the same story that I came in, yelled at them, and slammed the door, I think even stomped my foot or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember the stom on the foot.

I didn't. If anything, I was in the middle of recording a podcast, and I did try to send Steve a text. He didn't get it. So then I had to tell my guest, hey, I'll be right back. And I go in there, and I calmly said, hey, I'm doing a podcast. So then I go back in after, and they're talking about their big scheme here. So I record them. So this is the clip of them not knowing that you're recording them.

You're talking about their scheme. Here we go. You yell at school and slam the door. I did it, though. Not only did you yell, you stomped your foot. I did not. And I went home and I was so nervous that I was going to get fired for my job because I upset Amy. I was really nervous.

That's the storyline. That's the storyline. It's a good story. It makes me wonder when they both write in things now they're just trying to create. No, no, no. I didn't like that. Did you all know? It's against a lot or somebody?

Yes, he did not get our consent. But Amy, I was like she was all calm. She wasn't calm. She was calm. She's not laughing, having a good time. You guys are joining in with her. I think it's the funniest thing ever. Yeah, they're like, they're basically,

being like, well, three against one, good luck. That's what, and so, but they didn't know. They didn't know I was recording them to get your quote-unquote storyline. Yes, because with three against one, I knew my odds didn't look good. And I would come off as a diva who screamed and slammed the door, and I did not.

Absolutely. I was a businesswoman who was doing a podcast. Did you make it up? No. No. Okay, you're lying. It really happened. Okay. Thank you, Amy, for recording that. Good job.

I have more, I could say, but, and I got it recorded. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what's more? Stuff they were doing with our audio producer Kevin. Hey, go to break. Go to break. But, listen, these guys, they're like, we're trying to live vicariously to Kevin because he's single. Oh.

No, we weren't. I have audio. Hey, do we have audio of her making this up? I don't know. I have, like, too, like, too. Scoop, do you record where she was making this up? Wow. I don't record people without their permission.

I had to go in there and set my phone down and record for, like, two and half minutes. They're like hearing his guy's stories. Yeah, they're like, no, there was a, they thought there was a pretty girl in here. No, that's so wrong. Since Kevin was a single one. She has all wrong. I'll tell you what it is. You know what? I don't care. All right, let's start the show.

Let's get going. Welcome to Monday's Bobby Bone show. It is time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby's. I got fired from an internship because I was 20 minutes late on my first day.

I won't say the name of the company, but it's a tech giant. Long story short, I had some car issues. I took an Uber, took longer than expected. When I arrived, I went to check in with my supervisor. And before I could explain, they informed me I lost the internship. I'm still in shock. I need this internship. I guess I should have found a way to let them know I was running late.

But I didn't think being 20 minutes late would get me fired. What do I do now? signed Casey Wow Well you said it here first of all You said I guess I should have found a way To let them know I was running late Yeah

That hurts You also it's your first day You can't be like There's no excuse unless somebody dies It's got to be really significant On your first day Day six different story Day one

First Impression I mean I'd be the 30 minutes early I'd wake up like the first day of school Like a little too early Got on my clothes laid out I'm probably ready and I got an hour and a half to kill just sitting at home. So yeah, that's on you.

You learned a valuable lesson here, though. I don't even hate what the company did here. So you learned something. Maybe our listeners now are learning something as well. It's okay to be late occasionally if there is a problem that makes you late that is so significant. You did not have one. Always give yourself enough time to be 25, 30 minutes late, especially in important situations.

Yeah, I got nothing for you, Casey. Yeah, that's great. Better like next time, buddy. Crazy. First day, it's bad news. I think you wanted some love here, and I'm not giving it to him. No, no, not from you. I'm very anti-late.

No way. If you're late, you're not respecting other people who are on time. But what does he do? Nothing, go to another internship. Oh, okay. Well, that's all he can do. There's nothing you would do to take a person back? Show up, outside of my window with a boombox over your head.

Saying a plain Peter Gabriel? Yes, then possibly I would. All right. That's showbiz, baby. There you go. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's about the clothes. Bobby's mail time.

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The clip went viral. Here is that clip. How you doing? I'm doing fine. Keeping it real over here. That's what we do. What can I get you, baby? Let me get a number eight, please.

Spicy amaya. Spicey! Okay, so that happens. And the lunchbox hears this and goes, well, I want to go viral. So he went through the drive-thru at Sonic singing his order, which isn't exactly the same thing. I mean, it's just the opposite. She's reciting the order back to the people, so why not me be the scene? And you recorded yourself?

Yeah, singing the order. But the issue is, even in this one, she didn't record herself. Somebody that was getting the food recorded. And was like, look what she does. You're going, look what I do. Yeah, but I'm hoping you. guys put it out. Oh, okay. All right, let's see if this is viral worthy. Here's lunchbox at Sonic singing his order trying to be a viral superstar. Hello. Yeah, my take order, please. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know,

I want a Sonic cheeseburger, please. Oh, yeah. And can I get one corn dog? That's going to do it, my friend. I want the cheeseburger with the chichich cheese and the corn dogs. Seek's 41. I'll see you at the window. Thank you. All right. He just goes back to the remote.

Cool, cool, cool. Oh, my gosh. You're doing Sonic Drive-through. I like to sit and sit in there. I like to pull in the spot and sit. Yeah, this is my drive-through. So I was like, you know, let's do it. Try this. Drive-through.

Okay, is that worthy of going viral? No. What? No. That was better than the lady? Was that not better than the lady? The guy sang back. It is cool.

Like, I love that. That's like a little... Is it worthy of going... Is it so good that people will share it with their friends and go by it? Oh, no. Okay, no. All right. Here is the...

He tries it again. Here's the second one. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I get some tater tots? What size? Ooh, give me the medium tater tots. Anything else?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know I need a BLT toaster. All right. That's going to be it. I got the tots. I got the tots, the BLT sim, which... Is your screen work correct? That's it.

Oh, yeah. Thank you. I just felt awkward. Who's clapping? I don't know. Some car over next to me. You went one person viral. I told their friend about it.

There was someone sitting in the car. I'd clap. Okay, should he go viral for this? Is anyone going to put it out for him? No? No? No. I don't think so. Does anyone in the whole show even mind? This needs want to put this on theirs and be like, hey, this should go.

I mean, nobody's raising their hand. All right. Thank you guys for not helping me. I help you. But is that singing? That's the problem. It doesn't really sound like singing. Yeah, it sounds like he's being hurt.

Yeah. What do you mean? Okay, better like next time. It can be dangerously easy to steal your identity during tax season. Lifelock by Norton makes it easy to help protect yourself. No one can monitor all transactions at all businesses, but you can save up to 25% off your first year at lifelock.com promo code Bones. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good.

So the Charlotte police officer is directing traffic. So not outbusting bad guys right then. Was directing traffic about 4.30 p.m. when somebody ran up to the cop. I was like, hey, we got a problem here. We think this woman's gone into labor. So, having training, at least somewhat at this, she runs over, she wraps her in a blanket and says, okay, here's what we're going to do. And she kind of walks her through all of the steps. But the woman goes, I don't know if I have that. And the baby came out. It was like one push. And the baby came out immediately. And so the officer, even knew, take the baby, put it on her chest for skin to skin. And the officer said she's a mom. She has kids to.

and that she's glad she was there to help. Wow. I would imagine, and imagine with me, you've been in the labor delivery room, Eddie, with her life. Yes. Okay. Your wife who has given life to children through her body. Yes. Would she know how to help someone deliver a baby since she's done it?

No, no, no chance. Since she was there? No chance. They put a whole thing between her head and her other parts, so she can't see any of it. She didn't see any of what was happening. Like, I feel like I've seen some stuff. I've seen people do CPR on TV.

I could probably get through that if I needed to. From all these stories, it sounds like it's almost like football. Like, all right, here it goes, push, and we'll catch it when it comes out. And then it just comes out. Hey, Scova, Steve, when you had your babies, did you watch the babies come out? Yes, the first one was C-section, so you couldn't see the process, but I saw it afterwards. But the second child was born, it was right there. I saw the whole thing.

It was right there. Yeah. I won't get too graphic, but yes. Because you saw it, could you do that? Could I personally push a baby? No, not push a baby. Deliver. Deliver.

If someone was going into, no, you can't push a baby, was going into labor. Yes. Because you've been there and seen it, could you actually do most of the work? I feel like I could do a lot of it, yeah, because I did help out a lot with my wife, making sure she was calm, helping her breathe, do all the steps. I didn't catch the baby, but as I saw it coming and doing its thing, I'm like, okay, this is something I could definitely do. Pretty easy job, huh? Yeah, and then I even cut the cord myself. I feel like it could definitely be done.

But they told you where to cut it. It's not like, you know, you knew what you were doing. But it was like you could have cut anywhere on the cord if I was fine. It's a long cord. What about, though, on TV shows where they have the baby and it's delivered and all of a sudden the baby's disconnected from the cord and they didn't cut the cord? Yeah, that's got to be fake, obviously. What about when someone has a baby in a car and they have to go to the hospital?

Is it just connected to the cord the whole time until they get there? I think so. And I think it's actually a good thing because it keeps giving it nutrients. So I don't see it being a bad thing connected still. I wish I had a cord now then. No. Nutrients. Sometimes. All right, shout out to this Charlotte police officer, Officer Em Brennan, who delivered a baby right there.

All right, thank you. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. All right, here's a voicemail we got over the weekend. Bobby, is Christmas present ever come in? Or is that still somewhere in the spatsphere? I'd like you to update on that. All right, thanks. So scuba Steve at Christmas time said, I got you this present. And he gave me a picture of a shipping crate. The Christmas present's still not here.

but he did give me a birthday present, which isn't the Christmas present. Totally different. Yeah, totally different. Independent of each other. But guys giving gifts and sharing emotion is different for the most part than even you to me, Amy,

especially girl to girl. Boy to boy, we're kind of idiots. So scuba, and I'm the same as scuba, so I'm not just taking a shot at scuba. I'm taking a shot of myself too. when I leave the building every single day, Scoob and I have a walk down the hall where he's going, we need this, do you want to do this?

Will you do this? We go down all this checklist of stuff. It ends with me at the door, and I say, good to see you, fist bump, walk to the car, drive off. We do the meeting. He goes, I got you a birthday gift. And then he hands it to me. And then I'm confused.

I hate opening gifts in front of people, but I know that's standard because you open it, you look at it, you enjoy it, you say thank you, maybe you hug. You don't have to. but maybe you hug. And he hands me the bag and I'm like, oh no, what do I do? And so I just say, thank you, man.

And then run and get in the car and drive off real fast. Oh, okay. None of the other steps. Didn't look in the bag. Didn't put. I'm going to ask you someone who far more emotionally mature than a guy like me when it comes to stuff like this. What should I have done in that situation where scuba hands me a bag with a birthday gift in it?

Well, two things would have been acceptable. my mind, it would be like, oh, well, thank you. Like, I can't wait to open this, like, whenever I get home and then you thank him and then you thank him. I said something like, hey, thanks, man. Yeah, but then you said, you ruined him. Oh, I did. I scurried. I didn't run. I scurried. Right. So I think it's okay to just pause and take it in. It's fine. Or you can say, oh, sweet, dude, do you mind if I open it right here? Oh, no way. No way. Some people don't want you to open it in front of them. And so then he has the option to say, just open it at home and then you're good. Or if he says, cool, then you open it right there and you share

a little moment with him of gratitude for the gift. It's the moment part that really... It doesn't have to be dramatic. It can be simple. So I did it wrong. Hand him to the bag. I actually said thanks halfway into the scurry. I think. I was already scurrying away and I said it kind of like, thank you.

So, Scooba, did you feel like that exchange was awkward or just par for the course because we're too dumb guys? As fast as you were walking to your car, I was going that fast if not faster to the door back in the building. Okay, so that's just how y'all don't know. It works.

It's awkward. Okay. I'm like, I don't like the open gifts in front of people. So I appreciated you to be like bye. And I was like, cool. I don't want to, I just hope you like it, see you later. So, gave it, got in the car, got home, opened it. It's an awesome, like, old-school Razorback Starter Jacket.

Oh, cool. It looked new. I don't know if it was, like, throwback? It's very throwback and old. The person I bought it from is from Fayetteville, and he or she has kept it in the closet for almost 15 years. It's so clean that you thought it was new. It's very vintage. Yeah.

So I did what normal people do. I texted him and said, responded to a couple of show things. And I was like, by the way, the jacket's awesome. Yeah, that's normal. Then we had our moment. And that was very kind of. The difference was when Amy gave me a gift, I said, I opened it. I said, thank you.

It's just two guys. We both don't know what we're doing. So we don't do it. Yeah, I mean, that makes sense. Like, y'all, just how you do it. And Steve is fine with it. It was cool. So you're good.

You, y'all did what you needed to do. to feel okay in that moment. But just, I needed something to learn from this. We're going to walk away from this segment right now. But what should I do next time? Let's say the next birthday comes along and scuba hands me a bag. What would you like me to do this exercise? Well, now learning that like scuba is not someone that wants it.

It's not scuba, it's anybody. Okay. I know, but hearing him say that makes me think that my second option that I shared with you is what you should do. Like, hey, thank you so much for thinking my birthday. Can I open it here? Or would you rather I not? And then you give that option because some people,

People want to be there to see you open it. Okay. Like some other dude might want to be a part of it with you and you shouldn't take that away from them, the joy of a gift they picked out for you. Lunchbox, would you like to be there if I opened a gift you gave me? Oh, absolutely, because I want to see if you really like it. Oh, wow. I want to see the reaction on your face because you can always say, oh, I like it in a text,

but your facial expressions when you open it tells the truth. I don't even want to see a gift I've given to somebody opened. I just, Ray, do you want to see me open a gift that you gave me and be like, Oh, boo, boo, boo, boo, goo. Absolutely not. And I mean, what if I got you food? Do I then need to see you eat it in front of me too? What?

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Join now and save up to 25% off your first year by using the promo code Bones. 1-800 LifeLiflock or head to LifeLock.com promo code Bones for 25% off. Morgan, what year were you born? 93. So we have her for our own enjoyment, watch old movies and shows that we liked. You watched Seinfeld the first two seasons and you thought... Yeah, I could do without ever watching it again. You watched Back to the Future and you thought...

Loved it. Great movie. Good. So we assigned her a karate kid. And so over the last couple weeks, she found a day, she sat down, no distractions. And you watched it in one setting? Yes, I did. All right, tell us about Karate Kid. I will say it's two hours long.

It's a little long for a movie of my taste. But, and there was moments in there, I was like, oh, this is kind of slow. But then the end came and everything that happened and unfolded with Cobra Kai and the lead guy. I'm trying not to give any spoilers away. It's from the 80s. You're good. Yeah, you're good on that one. Johnny.

And he like totally just kicks his butt out of nowhere with like a broken knee or leg or whatever it was. And he wins and everybody's freaking out. And I just got so many good emotions watching. I love an emotion. Oh, yeah. I can't even talk about it. So many good emotions watching the end of that part that it made up for all the slow parts. So I really liked it.

And now I want to watch Cobra Kai. Yeah. Yeah, it'd be great because it's actually, it's kind of corny on Netflix. But it's really good if you watch the old stuff. Okay, rate karate kid from the 80s. I would give it four and a half out of five Cobras. Wow. What did you give back to the future?

I think a four, three and a half or a four. You thought it was better than back to the future? Yeah, I just liked the storyline of it. It's this kid, he's like a comeback kid, and he gets pushed down a lot, and he just comes back and kicks the bully's butt, and I loved it. Did you find it extremely dated, or were you able to really not pay attention to that? At first, yes, because it was. They're talking about their boom box and all their clothes they're wearing was very old school.

But after the storyline wasn't dated. The storyline is very relevant to right now and everybody. So the plot of it, I got over that quickly. For your next assignment, and you'll have a couple weeks to do this, we would like for you to watch Austin Powers, International Manor Mystery. It's the very first Austin Powers. Okay. You're really going to think this is the funniest thing ever or the dumbest movie that's ever been created.

And you haven't seen Austin Powers at all. I have it. Like, I know him because of pop culture, but I've never watched any of the movies. You know. Just who Austin Power is. He has, like, the glasses, and he's kind of quirky. That's about all I know about him. Quarky's a good word.

Yeah. Okay. Amy, you see Austin Powers? I have, yeah. It's good. Yeah, funny to me. Funny to us, though, probably because back then, right? Comerious.

What year is this movie? I mean, I quoted it yesterday, I think. Austin Powers, 1997. Okay, we're in the 90s now. And it's only an hour and 27 minutes long. Okay, for who, yeah. Two weeks. Let us know about Austin Powers.

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You can watch on IHart Radio's YouTube channel, or you can listen to the show on IHeart Radio's IHart Country Channel. But TR and myself, we already recorded it a couple days ago. So it was real good. It's real cool. There was one kid,

I don't know if they'll make the show or not, because we had an audience there. And he got there, he drove in from Louisville, his name was Johnny, and he could not stop smile. His smile was tattooed onto his face. It was the coolest thing of his life.

And because we recorded this before the record actually came out, they did not let people have their phones because they didn't want them to record anything and take it in or post it on the internet. Johnny was the smiliest guy and in the middle of it I had my phone, they didn't take it from me

and I was like, T.R., I want to bring Johnny up to the stage. And so Johnny almost exploded and he walked up and I took a picture of him and T.R. together and I texted it to him. Oh, that's awesome. And I just have never seen someone so happy at anything. But I would say that's probably how I'm going to be opening for Garth on April 23rd and Razzeback Stadium.

If I'm just letting you know, that's how I'm going to be the whole time on stage. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So this is cool. The New York Post shared an article about how Apple is making it pointless for people to steal your iPhone or your computer. Because sometimes what thieves will do is they'll go into the genius bar and they'll be like, hey, I'm having some trouble with this. They need help. People, thieves do that? Yeah, they do.

But now owners, like if you've lost your phone or your computer, it's been stolen, you can go into the Apple website and register your. device as gone. So you have to have like the info for the phone or the computer. And then now geniuses have to go check. Anybody wants any work done. They have to go see if it's under the file of lost or stolen phones. And if it is, they have to go, sorry, can't help you. Feels like a like a hot check type thing. Yeah. Like you can't buy anything at the store. You have a hot check here. Yeah. So I love that they're putting in these checks and balances. Who uses checks? That's just an old school thing. No, checks and balances. No, I know. I said a hot check. You know what hot check is?

Oh, yeah. You're walking in the store that everybody's picture on the wall and they be like, Do not accept a check from this person. Yeah. Apparently, a memo was sent out to all Apple employees, so they're going to start implementing this. Hey, Morgan, have you ever in your life written a physical check? Yes, I have. Surprisingly, I still do.

Really? Yes. Were you born? 90 what? 93. And you write checks now for what? Yeah, like sometimes if somebody comes to work on the house, they require a check, or like, if I have to send one in for taxes,

I'll write a check. So I had to learn how to do it. Yeah. I guess I haven't rented check in 10 years in any way. It's all digital now at this point for me. All right. What else you got over there? So permanent bracelet welding is the latest trend.

And I got to say I'm finally, well, see these bracelets here on my wrist? I actually had it done a few weeks ago. And then I see an article that it's like the trendiest thing on TikTok right now. So what you do is you get bracelets permanently put on your wrist. Like I can't take these off unless I cut them. But they, okay, so it's not permanent. It's like a tattoo. You can cut them off.

I have to cut it off. I can't just like hook it off. It's not like attached to your heart and then if you cut it, you die. No, but there, the point is, that'd be real dedication. They're teeny tiny dainty chains and they are custom fit it to your wrist. And then if you decide you want it off, like you'll, yeah, you'll have to take like pliers or something and rip it off. I was doing that back in the day at the water park. What? You go to the water park to put a little band on you. You don't take it off. And you have to cut it off or you can't take it off. Yeah, we do that with Schlitter Von Bens. Like all summer long, we collect them up our arms. But this is something that is super popular right now. I must say I'm enjoying mine. So get it done. Might be a fun gift for someone. You and your girlfriends. I went with a girlfriend and we made like a little day date out of it.

And then we went and got margaritas afterwards. Okay. I thought it had been first. You'd got drunk first and then do that. We didn't even get drunk. We had one margarita. Okay. So Reba McIntyre said that she has coffee camp every day with her boyfriend of two years.

It's something they started like around the pandemic time. They would just gather for coffee, whether in person on Zoom or just on the phone or something. and they say to this day, they have still done it and they don't miss a day. And they gave it a cute name called Coffee Camp. And I didn't know if there was something that you and Caitlin do every day to make sure you're bonding. Not every day because my schedule is so different every single day. And a lot of times I'm on the road or she's on the road with me. But we do every week.

Like we have a dedicated, we have got to go and do a date night type thing every single week. Like we have just declared we have to carve it out. They all are good at that. It is priority. Sometimes we try to do two or three. every once in a while we'll slip and not hit anything at all. And then that's when we have to regroup. Why do we miss?

But we try to dedicate ourselves to that. Well, do you want me to give you some inspo from Reba? Because she said they have not missed a morning, and she doesn't care if she's doing Good Morning America, like in Nashville, and then he's out in L.A. She'll get up at 5 a.m. He'll get up at 3 a.m. And they will still have their coffee camp.

Ah, young love. They're just boyfriend, girlfriend. Hey, we'll see how that goes as they get married. All right, is that it? I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. New Zeequel Pure Z's restorative herbal sleep is a melatonin-free sleep aid made with clinically studied plant-based ingredients to help promote better restorative sleep.

Sleep this good, feel this good. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Cynthia Gross is a 9-year-old Girl Scout from Louisiana, and she's trying to sell Girl Scout cookies. And the main prize is this huge Pac-Man arcade game, and she wants it. So she goes out and starts selling cookies. In the middle of selling, she finds one buyer that says, I'll buy a bunch of boxes from you,

but please, I don't want the cookies, donate them to charities. She goes, well, this is cool. So she got the idea to go to people and say, hey, buy a box, but also buy an extra one, and I'll give it to charity. So she did. She ended up selling 4,001 boxes, and about half of those went to charities all over Louisiana. But did she get the video game? She ended up being the top seller in Eastern Louisiana.

Louisiana, she got the video game and a brand new laptop computer. Wow. Wow. Yeah, pretty cool. That's better than the video game. I think the Girl Scouts were like, hey, you know what? Here's your video game, but you did such an awesome job with the charity aspect. Here's a computer as well. That's amazing.

Yeah, the computer's awesome. Yeah. How about that person saying, hey, start this charity thing? How about the person who bought that all those cookies? Exactly. Because how much are Girl Scout cookies? Eight bucks? Probably.

No, $4 or if you get the expensive ones, $5.50. He knows. I haven't bought them in years. I just figured with inflation, they're about $8.000 at $2,000 cookies. How much is that lunchbox? Do the math lunch. Five, what? 2,000 boxes at $5 a box.

So you do 5 times 0, 0, 5 times 0, 0. Carry the one. No, you got to go to another. How are you seeing this in your head? You're going all zeros first? Well, you got to do the 2000. You've got to put the 2,000 up there, 2 comma 0,000, put the 5 under the far zero, and then you multiply up and diagonal, diagonal.

100,000. He's doing it like Beautiful Mind, you know, where you do all the graphs. But he's not. Because beautiful mind would have gotten it right. Take off a zero. 10,000. What did you just say?

He said 100,000. Oh, he did? Yes. I guess I just assumed he would say the right ain't. No. That's why. But when it's all zeros, and you only have to do those first numbers.

Don't worry about the zeros. You can just take two times five. It's 10. It's 10. And then add the zeros. It is not 10. It is 10 and then add the zeros. Okay.

See, you can't forget about the zeros. What you just said is forget about the zeros. You just add them later. Nope, we add them. All right. This has been a, oh my gosh. Math lesson that made us all a little dumber. Eddie, that's a great story, though.

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