The Bobby Bones Show - (Mon Early Bird) Iconic Sounds from the 80s + Time Marches On + Mailbag: Texting Etiquette with Significant Other

Episode Date: August 22, 2022

Can you name these top iconic sounds from the 80s? Bobby, Amy, Eddie and Lunchbox battle against each other in this retro game. We all share signs we are getting older inside of Time Marches On. One member of the show shares the saddest one to date. In the mailbag, Bobby helps a girlfriend who is having a texting etiquette issue with her boyfriend who doesn’t text her back in a timely manner.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning. I'll lead with the start. story about Dustin Lynch. Obviously Dustin Lynch, big country superstar right now. It's got like, I'm not a small town boy like me. Remember that one? Yeah. Do you have that clip rate? He doesn't. He has that one now.

That's a different song. That's a good one too. So Dustin Lynch completes his first solo flight as a pilot. So listen, I talked to him and I was like, bro, you're making it. Here's Dustin and I talking about becoming a pilot when he was training back in February this year.

I'm way more comfortable with flying commercial and private now because I know how to take off and land one. That's okay. So like you could take over if the pilots both had heart attacks. Yes, we weren't touring. So it's like, okay, let's pick up a new hobby. And I have some farms that are tough to get to driving or flying commercially. So good little plane, I can get in and out to my home.

You're not scared that one of these engines are going to go out and you have to make an emergency decision. Well, my plane has, it's a serious. It's got a parachute. I'm not about to jump out of the plane, but my plane has one. if something goes completely crazy. That's crazy. I don't even want to fly. I don't want to get on a Southwest flight.

I don't want to get a flight with Dustin Lynch. That's not a... Hopefully we don't give that away as a prize. But he completed his first solo flight as a pilot. He went up by himself, came down by himself. That's crazy. He's got to pass some sort of test, and then he'll be a pilot with a license,

and la-da-da-da. I don't... You have to really be bored. or in the Air Force. And he was bored. But he's not at all, right? He's doing all these shows, make a good money, he's got a tractor. What else you need?

Man, I would think it's scary or going solo. Like, just being on a plane alone. Like, we're always flying together, right? Like, oh, I'm with my buddies. I'm with my family. But just flying a plane by yourself, like, that's got to be lonely and scary. And boring. We're exciting.

Oh, no. I don't know. I don't know. What if you're up there and you get to go to the bathroom? Right. Who's going to take over? Right. No one.

What if you're up there, you need a nap? Great point. Can't do that. That would be terrible. What if we start going through scenarios? Hey, listen, Dustin Lynch, that's awesome. We like you. I just don't like that.

He's a risk taker. And you put risk takers, then they get their pilots license. You know what risk takers do? What? They take risks. Yeah, yeah. Risk takers. Sometimes too much.

So I don't like what I'm seeing here. Hopefully this club never has to be played back. You know what I mean? Oh, gosh. Oh, stop. Oh, we would not do that. Stop that. What?

We wouldn't. You know, when I told you so? Yeah, no, don't do that. Oh, you mean like if he has to use the parachute and he's okay. Oh, I was thinking if it's like not good. Fatal. Like really bad. Yeah, I was thinking it's the fatal one.

I was with Eddie. And Bobby plays the clip back. Hey, we told him. Oh, we wait a week or two. I was more thinking about lunchbox and Eddie are thinking about. Yeah. I was like, right now. I was like, why'd you do it, man?

We had this clip. I didn't even think about your parachute. I forgot all about the parachute. Oh, I thought he had. has like a controlled accident landing situation. That's that. Good for Dustin Lynch trying to grow, you know? That's it. Let's get going here.

Thank you guys for being part of the show. By the way, please watch Snake in the Grass tonight. We're back with a new episode. Last week's episode was the Survivor people, that episode they showed on NBC. They showed it again. Did pretty well, but some people already seen it. So it wasn't as good as the other two. I'll be honest with you.

So we need a big uptick this week. That way the show can get on that show. Right? This show? Yes. We need people to watch. Tonight, USA 1110 Central. Watch, watch, watch, watch. Mailbag time, let's go.

You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. Hello. Oh, Bobby Bones. My boyfriend and I are having an ongoing argument, and I hope you could sell it for us. I think it's rude to not return someone's text,

especially when it's from your girlfriend. He will sometimes take hours to respond. I also think when you take hours to respond, you should start a response with why it took so long to respond. But he thinks it's no big deal and that it doesn't need an explanation. Also, he thinks it's rude when I text more than once before getting a response. How can you be sure they got the first text? What do you think? Sign, Tiffany, the texter.

Ah, I love phone talk. My favorite got to talk. Talking about phone rules, Netic. I love it. Okay, I guess, first of all, it depends on is he on his phone a lot? I'll go to a situation where if I'm texted, you guys know, unless I'm in the, working out, or I'm literally at something I cannot look at my phone. I'm on my phone all the time.

Yes. So you'll probably get one back from me pretty quick unless I'm just not at the phone. But I never just put it away for the sake of mental health. No way, that ain't mental healthy for me. My wife may go four hours without even looking at her phone. Where I'll text her, I'll be like, why did you not respond? He goes, oh, the phone's been in the bad. Sorry, I'll put it in her 11 a.m. this morning and haven't looked at it.

I'm like, but it's 4 p.m. She's like, isn't that great? No! But she has a healthy separation from her phone. If your boyfriend's like, she is, I think it's okay that he doesn't do that. The first thing I would ask him to do, since this is an issue,

is put on his red texts. So you can know if he reads them. Love it. Oh, he may hate that idea. Yeah, that's true, but you can ask him. You can ask him, because if his answers, I didn't see it, great.

Well, then let's put your reads on. Exactly. And so, and maybe you have to make an exchange for him. one nudie picture a day for a week if he puts his breath to you. What? Who knows? I don't know what deals you make in your relationship.

I have no idea. First of all, that's an issue to think about. Second of all, yeah, I would be irritated if he's looking at his phone and he doesn't respond for four or five hours. I would be like, why not?

Yeah. You're so close, you can multi-text. There's a level of friendship. There's a threshold when you can text people two and three times if they haven't responded. Eddie or Amy, if they don't respond,

I'd be like, yo, where you at? Hey, what about this? Hello? But that's a level you hit where it's like close circle and above. Well, and we know with you, if we honestly, though, sometimes if it needs a response, we have to put a question mark. Oh, yeah.

Yes. I'm tired of people going like, why didn't you respond? You didn't ask a question. Oh, right, right. If it's more of a statement, then he's like, okay, I saw it, cool. I get it. I have accepted your statement. You have stated it.

I have read it. It has been stated. I know, but you know that's not how us normal people communicate. You stated it. I understood it. The end. I don't need to send you a receipt of statement read. I know. So now I just try to form everything as a question. Yeah. And so here you go. He should respond. He should respond quicker if he sees it. Absolutely. And you get a figure way to punish him. I don't know what that means. Yeah, like the boyfriend thing, that's a little weird where he's just like eh, huh. Are you thinking he's cheating maybe? No. Oh, wow. That's why. I'm asking her, like, why for hours and hours?

No, I just think he's not a good communicator. I also don't think he's cheating either. If he's not a good communicator, this is on brand and you've got to work with him on being. a little more present on how you're feeling at the time when he is not responding. Yeah, and the red messages might help. Yeah, and trade something out, whatever that is. And secondly, he doesn't need to go, I'm so sorry. It's been five. Oh, he doesn't need to apologize.

Just text. Just text back, but just don't be that bad. Yeah, we don't need to apologize for that because, yes, for some of us for our mental health, we do put our phones away for a long time and we shouldn't have to apologize for that. It's more like, and, you know, Caitlin and I, Bobby's wife, we've talked about this, before, it's like, hey, you know, thanks for being patient with me. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Like, you shouldn't have to apologize.

Yeah, I don't say that. And I'm good at one-word textbacks. I give you what you need when one word usually. Oh. And I'm like, refrigerator. I know. Catnip. I'm more worried.

And you're like, what does that mean? And I'm like, sorry, wrong person. And then you can multi-text somebody that is in your B-plus or above in your circle of life. You can multi-text. Boom, boom, boom. B-minus. I probably start to just be a little. little more precious with that. You wait. Yeah, you wait a little bit. Good luck, Tiffany. Sounds like a

long-term problem that you're going to have to slowly... Work on. Slowly fix this. All right, that's the mailbag. Thank you. We've got your email and we read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's Mel back. Yeah. These are a few questions on the B-Team Facebook page. Number one, did Bobby say, quote lay down refrigerator that people took meat out of, I'm laughing out loud at that hillbilly. You did say that. I don't, what is it? The freezer in the garage, people that have extra refrigerators in the garage and it's flat.

That wasn't a fridge? No, those are freezers. That makes me a hillbilly because I don't know that. There are other things that make me a hillbilly. I didn't know that was it. And I think it's the fact that you called it a lay down refrigerator. That's what it was in my mind. It's what it looks like.

We can barely afford a stand-up refrigerator, much less a lay down one, a second one. So that was a free I swear I saw things coming out of it What is the real name of it though? The lay down fridge Deep freezer That's it Yeah I do not lay down fridge

Lay down fridge Oh you guys think it's funny too I think it's funny too I think you're like that It's really funny Can you get your laughs in Yeah Chuckles?

Hey Chuckles You like that? I'm an idiot Okay this is from Christy Hey I'd like to think of myself As a big show fan I listen consistently For about a decade

Maybe longer I know they obviously have other tech And men people Who worked for the show But I was listening To a podcast and I literally found myself out loud to say,

who the blank is Kevin? When Bobby asked him who his team was, he put in the draft. Anyone else react like me? Yes, Kevin works behind the scenes. And I guess I just referred to him. And someone's like, who's that? It's like a new character just showing up and they don't address it.

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, Kevin works behind the scenes on the show and he's also on my sports podcast. So that is true. Sorry about that. I should have set it up. Here's another one. Is it just me or have there been more artist interviews lately?

That's a good question. Maybe so. I think we do interviews in seasons, meaning sometimes there's just a lot of good ones. We turn a lot down, but we never go, let's do more interviews. For example, Richard Marks, that wasn't an interview we had planned. That was just him reposting Abby, and we went, let's see if we can get them on to talk to them. So sometimes those organic things happen, but I don't know, Scooby, do you think there's been a lot more interviews lately? I feel like summer is always busier with artists as they're doing their albums and they're getting ready for tours.

So I feel like, yeah, they are right. We have a lot, had a lot more the last few months. I'm not disagreeing at all, but we purposefully have not sat in a room and said, let's get on more interviews. Yeah, it wasn't on purpose. No, no. One final question from the B team. Is Eddie still doing reels? Eddie? Yeah, I'm still doing reels. Making money?

Dang right. He's not. No, he's not. Yes, I am. I'm making good money doing reels. But also, the bonuses aren't for ongoing forever. What do you mean? Every month it says, do you want to renew your bonus? And I say yes, absolutely. So Instagram keeps paying you.

Yeah. Have you got the money? Oh, yeah. My wife says, I keep getting checks from Instagram. Like, what is that? I'm like, oh, it's my reels. Pretty good, huh? Are you proud of Daddy?

Is that what I tell her? Do you say that? Yeah, sometimes, because she likes that. She's like, that's funny when you say that. How much money are you making off those? I can't tell you guys. What's the biggest check you ever got? I can't, I can't reveal that.

And I can't ask an artist and ever again, like, when we talk about money and, like, okay, what's the song on the page of the most? If you don't answer my question, I can't, in good faith, ask an artist that question. I can tell you what real has paid me the most. No, I don't care. In that kind of format? You know what? I'll take it. I'll take it. Go. Yeah, Dirk's Bentley riding a bike.

Yeah, because it's got the most... Of course. I mean, I got some... That was a good paycheck. Really? Yeah, dude. You're not going to tell any of us? No, I can't tell you guys.

By the way, Abby says Eddie wants to charge her to make reels. Eddie's been charging people. I've already charged her. Why? And all sales are final. Yes. Eddie charged you money? He did.

Yeah, he helped me with my last reel. What happened? So I had what... I wanted to make one about Richard Marks and act like I'm, like, waiting for him to call. like I'm right here waiting. I will be right here waiting for you. Yeah. Yeah.

So I wanted to have the music of his song actually like playing in the background while I'm sitting there like waiting for the call. But I didn't know how to do that like on Instagram, how you can just like put the the song behind it. Eddie charged you? Yes. You paid him? Hear me out.

Wow. Then Morgan number two needs to start charging Eddie. Wow. Let me. You want to hear my side of the story? Mind blown. You got 15 seconds. She came to me and said, hey, can you help me with this?

I said, yeah, do that. Or if you need to just download an app and there's apps for that. And she goes, okay. She spent about 30 minutes. I can't do it. I was like, well, I guess I can do it on my system, but I'll have to charge you for that. How much you charge her?

$5. That's so dumb. $5. Hey, guys, nobody help Eddie do anything unless you charge them. Yep, that's right. She's making money on real. You made money on a real. You put me on a real.

Have you ever helped Eddie with anything? Yes, I have. Multiple times. So like $150 now probably. Nobody help Eddie. Eddie's on probation. Don't help him. What if I give her $5 back?

Right now, you're in the dog house. Does that mean he has to pay us if he uses it in his reel, too? No, that's not the case. We already had that. Yes, that's said and done. Wow, I can't believe you charged her. Yeah, and he told me no refunds. He's like there's no refunds.

All sales are final is what I said. How did you pay him? Cash or in the dollar store or what? Listen, because I knew when she was going to use Richard Mark's music, there was a big, good chance that it'll get flagged and be pulled. So I was like, hey, all sales are final. I can't believe this. I'm a little bit in shock.

What do you mean? Hey, Reels? That's a business. and I'm in the business and making money. It took him like two minutes also. Okay, I'm over this. Kane Brown, like I love country music, we're going to play this. Nobody help Eddie, okay?

For how long? If he's on the side of the road, broken leg, need to drive. Don't pick him up. Oh, broken leg. Unless he pays you. All right. It's time for the good news. With Bobby.

Tell me something good. These two friends, Rick and Jerry, were exploring a cave system, Missouri, and they discovered a dog back in the back. back. Like they had been walking through and they were like, wow, Abby is her name. It's an elderly dog. They were missing for two months. Abby had escaped from her family and had gone into this cave with all these turns and she couldn't figure out to get out. Turns out, I mean, it's over two months. I mean, two months. This dog had been missing. So they don't really know how long she was back there, but they could tell for a while, but they were in the right

place at the right time. They rescued her. And it wasn't, they just said, come on, ask out of here. Like, they had to actually carry her through things, low places, water places. She's old, so she was not in good shape. In the end, they were also tired. They had a dupel bag. They had to get rid of the dupel bag, and put her in the dupel bag and carry her out that way.

But they did it. They worked their way through 500 feet of very tight, awkward spaces until they reached the surface. They said, Abby, the dog almost felt like she knew what was happening. She was so cooperative. I'm gonna tell you,

I don't care what's happening. You put me in a bag. I'm probably gonna freak out for a little bit. I'm like, kick. I'm a scream. It all worked out. Abby's family was contacted and they have their dog back,

which they did not think. And the dog's life was saved. that is an awesome story. I love a good dog rescue. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. On the phone, it's Michelle in New Orleans. Michelle, Michelle, Michelle.

Good morning. How are you? Good morning. Morning, studio. Morning. Hey, so, we're going to play a little game about the 80s. Can you tell me what decade you were born in? 89.

Okay, she hits it. Wow. Now, I'm not a big 80s guy, and I've said on this show many times we should eliminate the 80s, other than the Golden Girls, the Beastie Boys, Richard Marks, and... Our birthdays. That's right. Our births, including Michelle's.

She counts. That's right. So Michelle, we're going to play sounds from the 80s because I was told if I just do more 80s stuff, I like more 80s stuff. How do you feel about the 80s? All 90s. I am all 90s girl.

Same, bro. You know, the 80s, I call that the poop of the decades. Okay. Just made that up right now. All right, let's play the game. I don't have a sheet. I don't know what these sounds are. Actually, I was frantically looking for my sheet to play the game,

but I'm not hosting this game. Ray, you're hosting the game? Yo. How many are there? We've got 13. Oh, we're not doing all 13, so. Wow. What did we get them all real quick, though?

I doubt it. We can't because we're all competing. You want to do a eliminator style? No. Eliminator style. If you miss it, you're out. That's just me. Okay, ready you, Ray?

Yep. Go with the first one. In it. Well, goodbye to you guys. No, goodbye to everyone else. Except you and me. We do it again, Ray? Yeah.

I mean, is this really going to eliminate me? I mean, Amy, we're out. That's easy, guys. I have no idea. Maybe they, this is the original. And they spaced it up. Ray, we have, ready? Yep.

All right, lunchbox. The more you know. That's what I have. The more you know. It sounds so generic. The more you know. Amy? The more you know.

Okay. All right. Yep. Yeah. Okay. That, by the way, was a little thing, public service announcements, and somebody famous would come on and go, don't touch the stove because your hand will be burned.

Then that sound would play and go, the more you know. That kind of thing. All right, what else? I got a question. Are we playing for this lady? I didn't think about that part. I just put her on the phone and let her listen. Yeah, I know.

I was like, you quid her up and then I'm like, you're just listening in. She's like, I wonder what I'm doing here. Yeah, why not? How come lunchbox is going to be the one to step in and go? I have no idea. I guess I'm not used to playing. So I, that would have been Ray's job as the host.

Ray, what's the caller doing? Ray, what's the caller doing? Who do you want to play for? No, who does she want to play for her? Yeah. I guess I'll go with Eddie just because... What? Sorry.

Because I win things. Because Eddie's old. But you understand I'm playing. I'm playing too. Whatever. Okay. And Ray, what is she playing for? $100

dollar sonnet gift card. Wow. Okay. Ready for the next one? Yeah. Go ahead. I got it. I'm in.

I'm in for the rest. Morgan, you have any idea on that one? No, nothing. She checked out. She has one of the 90s. All right, I'll go first. Peewee Herman. Pee-wee Herman.

Pee-wee. It was legit. All right, I'm trying to beat Eddie now. All right, next up. I'm in. These are all iconic sounds from the 80s. I'm in. Ray, hit that again, please.

Sorry, I'm talking. That sounds so real. Okay. Lunchbox. That's a pinball machine. Amy? Oh, doo-doo. Pack fan.

I have pinball. Pinball machine. Amy goes down. Three left. Amy goes down. Next up, go, Ray. What the... I mean, what do we write that that is? Do that again. I know what that is.

No, you don't. No, you don't. I know what it's from. Will that be acceptable? Yeah. What's from? Yes. Oh, that's what I wrote. Okay. Where this is known from. Yeah, yeah, that's what I wrote.

Oh, I didn't know where it's from. I know it's a... One more time, Ray? I mean... Not that it matters. Just put something. Well, I have car horn, but I don't know. It's not car horn.

I mean, he could put that. I have a thing on earth. Oh, no, no. What? All right. Lunchbox's your answer? Duke's a Hazard. Well, that's right.

You did. That's a General Lee. Yeah, but it's the car horn. Yeah, but you just said car horn. Okay, that's what he does. He hits up with the possum. Right. Right.

Did I have car horn? Eddie, what do you have? I have Duke's a hazard. Okay, I have Duke's Hazard. Right. Is that right? Yep. Yep.

Okay. Well, I thought Duke's a Hazard were 70s. Oh, no. What? I'm in. I'm in for the win. Oh, everybody in? Yeah.

Ready? One, two, three. Goonies. I say sloth. You guys say goonies. Well, that's both right. But it's sloth from the Goonies. Well, yeah.

But it's sloth. You guys didn't even say the person. Well, the carhorn was in Carhorn. It was Duke's of Hazard. No, that's literally sloth. But that's literally. But that was General Lee. That was General Lee.

This is where Ray would come in and say what's acceptable. I'm more specific than you guys are. Congratulations. You get a bonus point. Thank you. Ray, they're both right. I said, like I'm wrong. No, I said we're all right.

I didn't say you're wrong. Ray? Yeah, I mean, you guys are both right. Thank you. Thank you, Ray. Gosh. Go ahead. This guy.

Oh, yeah. Huh? I don't know any of these. Oh, I got that one. What's again? Oh, yeah. Eddie, you're taking a hiatus? No.

One more. Oh, yeah. Hey, what do you have? I'm in, Hulk Hogan. Eddie's out. Eddie's out. Goodbye to you. Bone him. Bone him.

No, wrong game. Oh, I don't care. I don't want him to get bone. Hey, stop that. Hey. Oh, yeah. Macho man, Randy Savage. Oh, yeah.

Snap into a slim gym. Macho man, Randy Savage. Was playing minor league baseball. Broke his arm. Learned how to play ball with the other arm. Huh. Wow. And then he ran for governor?

That was Arnold Schwarzenegger. Oh, that's the bod. Forget it. But both Arnold Schwarzenegger, too. Yes. And a lot of other governors. All right, let's go fast round because we're run out of time here. Go ahead.

Oh, yeah. What? There's two, oh, yes? Do it again. What? Oh, yeah. I got it. See you lunch. Hey, Eddie, your mic's off.

Okay. Oh, turn Amos off too, because she's like, well, I kind of know. Hit that again. Go ahead. Oh, yeah. I got it. Oh, man, I have no idea. I'll let you have this one, Bobby.

No, you're not letting me have it. No, I am. I'm letting you have it. I feel bad. What do you think? I put full house because I don't know anything. I believe. Hey!

I believe it's a fella that is shaped like a pitcher, and he's red, and he goes by the name of the Kool-Aid man. What? Bowen! You're unbelievable. Oh! Boom. Michelle.

Oh, Michelle. You did not win. You did not pass a go. You did not collect $200. How do you feel? For someone who doesn't like the 80s, you sure know a lot about the 80s. Oh, yes, because I know about it. Michelle, Bobby knows a lot about everything.

If you ever listen to the show, Bobby knows about everything. It doesn't matter if he likes it or hates it. But that's not true. He was the quiz bowl captain in seventh grade. Oh, yeah, sure was. Goodness, he knows everything. All right, Michelle. It's so annoying.

If you would have just picked me, I'll tell you what, next game we play where I can get on, we'll play a game for sure. Let's let her come on and she can pick again. Okay? I mean, your mic's not on. Your mic hasn't been on like the whole time. Rude. No, that's because you were like, well, I know.

When he does that, you shut him down. I didn't know. Generally, you were like, I know. Just for the record. Sure or false. I didn't know that one. I didn't. I didn't.

I had it wrong. Oh, yeah, Super Mario. Ray, we hit. Swing your hips from side to side. Listen. Do the Mario swing your arms from side to side. Come on. It's time to go.

Do the Mario. Take one step. All right, we're done. Thank you very much. We'll get Michelle on to play another game. It's time for Time March is on. Around the room, sharing how you. you know time marches on because you see it, you're getting older, you feel it, you're getting

older. I'll go first. My calves cramped up in the middle of the night when I was sleeping. I have no idea what happened. Both of them, same time. Hard cramps in my calves. And I woke up like this. Ah! And I was like, what's going on? I'm like, I don't know. They're still sore. I don't know what happened to me, but both calves cramped like hard little golf balls at the same time. Never happened before. Looked it up on WebMD. I'm going to die in the next 24 hours or so. But it's all, something of my body is not happening that's right. I've got cramps before, but never in my sleep. Eddie, you've got a cramp in your sleep?

No, man. Man, I'm older than you. I know. Gosh, you're getting really old then. I know. Eddie, what is yours? Well, I went to Home Depot the other day because it was time to fertilize my yard. I googled it.

I got this new app about gardening. It says you got to do it about three every three months. So, man, I got the big sack. I got the bucket where you, like, hit a button and it spreads it all over the yard. And when I was done, Man, I just sat there and looked at the yard. And I'm like, I am really excited about this. And I'm like, dang, I'm turning into my dad.

Like, that's what my dad used to do. Oh, that's what you thought. He used to cut the grass and be like, gosh, look, that's beautiful with a beer in his hand. You thought, I'm turning into my dad. I thought, I'm dying. No, yes. Two things. Old people think.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lunchbox? Well, I drove with my wife the other day and there's this big store called Costco. We pulled in the parking lot. We went up to the registration desk and we said, we'd like to do the oldest thing we've ever done in our life. We want to become members at Costco. And when I used to work at Costco and Sam's,

I looked at the people that shopped there as old farts. And I was there joining. And I looked at my wife, I said, this is officially the oldest thing we have ever done in our life. OFC. Old farts club? Yeah. That's it in it.

Man, OXC. It hurts. All right, there it is. Time marches on. Time marches on. Amy, wrap it up. Well, I went to the dermatology. yesterday and had four spots on my face, like, addressed because I have so much sun damage.

And he said it's stuff from when I was a young kid, like teenager, and in my 20s doing tanning beds. But now he said it takes years and years and years for it to pay off. And here I am. And then I also had another spot on my back, like, removed for a biopsy. I was like, what? This is the saddest one he ever done. That's so sad. Are you okay? No, but, like, wear sunscreen, guys.

Yeah, I hear you. Don't do tanning beds I hear you there too But I hope My tanning Because I went to tanning bed You deviled Which is a little bit

So I hope that doesn't come back Or all of a sudden I might have like a bunny on my hip All of a playboy bunny Yeah I got a little spot A bunny on my hip I get checked out All right time march is on

If you're under like 30 You don't get that joke But the rest of everybody thought It was pretty funny This is Haley and Alex From Liberty Hill Texas We love your show Snake in the Grass. We would love to

see lunchmuff, Amy, Eddie, and scuba on the episode. Just don't make Amy the snake. She's a terrible liar, and she gets stams all the time. We love you show. Bye. I don't think anybody would disagree with that. Good point. So tonight, the show's on USA, 1110 Central, and the plan is if we can get this thing to like a season two or season three,

and then we got a good shot to get the show on there. Listen, all ages, from 3 to 88. You need to watch. Or 90. I mean, I don't know if it ages at a rating. I have no idea. So we'll take them all. So tonight, 1110 Central.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. So I have tips from burglars on how to protect your home from them. I love talking to a good burglar. Yeah. Do they get them as they're arresting them? I guess maybe they've changed their ways and they're like, hey, you know what? We'd actually like to help people out. So here's some things they can do.

All right, go ahead. Use a wireless alarm system. That way they can't cut your wire. Exactly. It's like, hey, all you got to do is cut the wires and you're good to go. That's a less advanced system. So you're probably going to be paying a little bit more, but it might save you in the long run. Put your front porch light on a timer.

Some people, when they're going out of town, they just leave their front porch light on and it's on 24 hours a day. That is a sign to people that you might be gone. Well, then it looks like I'm gone all the time. I just forget to turn mine off and I'm at home. I'm going to get rob all in a home because I don't turn that sucker off. Well, and then you'll be like, ch-ch-ch-ch. Yeah, that don't happen to. All right, what else?

If you're going to get a dog, get one that's scary. Well, Stanley sounds scary. Yeah, he does. And he will run through your legs. And he's big. Yes, he will want you to pet him and scratch his belly, but he will run through your shins and knock you down. Yeah, now I have a dog.

She's a Labradoodle and she's not that scary. But when I had a Rottweiler, I would walk with her and people would part ways. It was amazing. Okay, I have a question from a bride. She's wondering if editing her sister-in-law's outfit and the family photos for the wedding is wrong. Answers yes. Okay.

Without asking yes. Well, her sister-in-law wore white, and so she was irritated by it, so she had the photographer change her outfit to gray. Hilarious. Not going to act like it ain't funny. But you probably need to say something about it before all of a sudden the picture starts showing up. Yeah. And she's in a different outfit. Sister-in-law saw the gray outfit and was unhappy.

I have country artists who don't drink alcohol So if you happen to not drink You're definitely in good company Anymore or ever? Anymore That's a good question Jake doesn't drink anymore Jake only doesn't drink anymore

Ding ding ding he's on the list Okay go ahead So I'll run through the top five Tim McGraw Keith Urban Jody Messina And Bobby Bones I'm on that list

Yeah You're an artist Are the raging idiots Yes you are Oh stop it Stop it. That's good, dude. Who's the source of that?

Did not write that article? I don't even know if I named five, but we'll throw Chris Jansen in the mix, too. But it says here, Bobby Bones has never drank alcohol due to the addiction gene in his family. He's been worried his whole life that if he takes one drink of alcohol, he will like it and it will create an addiction. Oh, it would be awesome. Yeah, you'd be awesome. I'd win. When what?

I don't know, but I would win. That'd be the best at it. All right, what else? I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time. Time for the good news.

With Amy. Tell me something good. Shout out to the Jefferson City Marine Corps League. They are a group of Marine veterans that come together to support others that need help, others that have served. And they got a call about a guy that needed a wheelchair ramp installed on their deck. So that way when they came home from the hospital, they were good to go. When they got there to assess the situation, the deck was totally falling apart.

So what did they do? do. They didn't just decide to add a ramp to this, you know, wonky deck. They ripped it down. Ten other former Marines showed up and they built a deck. Scruggs lumber donated a lot of the wood. Loes even stepped up and gave them some good pricing on other things and hardware. And the whole crew was able to build a brand new deck and the new ramp all before the homeowner returned. And I just thought it was super cool that they rallied together for this. That is super cool. And that they were motivated to do it. they went above and beyond. Obviously, we're inspired.

But then they stayed motivated, which is tough. And they finished. They built it. Change the life, obviously. All right, great story. That's why we do this segment. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

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