The Bobby Bones Show - (Mon Early Bird) We’re Back from Vacation! Bobby Watched The Best Show He’s Seen in 5 Years + Never Gonna Get It! + Mailbag: Who Pays for the Broken Phone?

Episode Date: July 11, 2022

We are back refreshed from vacation! Bobby talks about how people will still give him a hard time even though we recorded new shows over vacation. We all share what we watched over vacation. Today’s Never Gonna Get It question: Most Americans think age 12 is the right time for kids to start being able to do this. What is it? Bobby helps a listener whose friend just broke their brand new iPhone. Are they responsible to pay for it?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning! Well, well, well, we went on vacation for a week, sort of. Like, we were gone for a week. But one of those days you guys were gone, too, is 4th of July. I do want to play this voicemail to start the show. Go ahead. Morning, studio. Just want to say thank you for almost all week.

You guys gave us new. content for Fourth of July. Just curious, did you guys stay late and do that? I wasn't all brand new, but it's mostly brand new, so I appreciate that. Anyway, like to know. Thank you very much. I appreciate you acknowledging that.

So here's what happens. Most shows they leave, they just go, we're going to play best of. We don't want to do that. So as much as we don't have to, we stay late. We work extra days to make sure that even though we're gone, you get new content. So Fourth of July, that was Monday. Everybody was gone

off that day. We had full new shows with full new interviews on Tuesday and Wednesday. The only day you heard anything that wasn't totally new was Thursday and Friday. Still, people were complaining online about it. How? I'm treating them too good. I'm telling you. I'm treating people too good where they're getting all spoiled and when there are two days

of reruns because that's our first week of vacation of the year in July. And because there are two days of reruns, they're like, you're going vacation all the time. This sucks. I'm treating them too good. So I appreciate that because yes, We stayed and worked really late before we left to make sure that if you listen to the show,

we didn't treat you like other shows would treat you. Yeah, that's right. All the other shows, they treat you like crap. They kick you on their way off the door. They spit in your face and go on vacation. Not us. We hug you. And you know what?

We hug you and you complain about us. I was pretty fired up over that. I was looking at the comments. Oh, my goodness. But yes, we are back. And I'm happy to be back. But I had a really good vacation, which is something that I would usually not say because I would usually not mean it. but we had a really great trip,

and it's just fun going on vacation with my wife, which I never got to do it my whole life until I met her and Marriter. So we went to Utah and Arizona right there on the border, and I was talking to Mike D about it, and we were catching up on each other's vacation trips, and I was like, Mike, went to the beach, and Mike, like me, hates the beach.

And you didn't hate the beach, did you? I did not hate to be. It's because you have a wife that's awesome. That's why. And so he's like, how did you go? I was like, it was good. I said, we're pretty active. And he goes, active,

look like you're shooting a TV show. I said, well, you know, early in the day, in the morning in the desert, we did very active stuff, like riding bikes through the mountains or climbing stuff or what else do we? We kickboxed and it's awesome.

I could tell you more about it later, but it was a really good trip, and I think she had a great time, and I come back, I don't know about refreshed and rejuvenated because I always am both tired and rejuvenated at the same time. Physically, I'm always tired, but I'm always ready to go. So we're all

here. I'm here, Eddie's here, Amy's here, lunchbox is here, the whole crew is here. So we're here to give you some more great shows today, hopefully, but I don't have any new injuries. That was the first question. Oh, that's good. You know, you're in the woods all day? We used to hunt all day, and we'd come back and we'd have to check ourselves for ticks.

At the end of the day, with your socks or your legs that's been covered. Take a minute, check yourself for ticks. I had to check myself for injuries once I got back, because I'm getting older. Make sure everything was working. Yeah, so it's like, let me check my calf. All right, that one's good. check my elbow. All right, that one's good. And so I did that, but all

my pictures are up. If you want to see, we post, it's just amazing. Like, I think even visually, my best vacation. Oh yeah, dude, it looked beautiful. And people would hit me up, and they would be mean, people aren't mean sometimes, after they would go, why'd you do reruns? They would go,

you guys took a photographer with you? Hell lame. No, we don't. Either I take it to Caitlin, she takes it to me, we prop it up somewhere, or we get someone to take it for us. Not a photographer. Those are the only four options. If you think we're flying with a photographer,

crazy. He's on the floor beside the bed with us. Always. I'm like, hey, Caleb, wake up to me. He's got to get a picture of this. Oh, I'm here, guys. There's no, I don't know if you, I don't know what kind of life you guys think I live, but no, we don't take

a photographer with us. It would be awesome. It would be awesome. That'd be so cool. And like the climbing ones on my Instagram, again, go to Mr. Bobby Bones. The climbing ones, we had our guys, we had our guys, I'd take them. He was like, I take him all the time. He had a wrist strap on, so he wouldn't lose his phone,

climbing the mountains. So that's the other one. The other one is people were really nasty to Caitlin the whole time anyway. But people sent Caitlin ones like, can't believe you take a full time here and make up person on the road with you. Is that the same person taking our pictures?

Because I got news for you. Ain't nobody there. And she was like, why are people so mean about this? Because she's asking me. And I'm like, you know, that sucks. But in this way that it sucks, is kind of a compliment. Like, they're like going...

You take the best pictures. Yeah. Great makeup. Great hair and makeup. She does it herself. Every bit of it. So that's what's up. That's what's up.

But we're all here. We're glad that you're here. Amy returned with a cough. A big cough. So I'm not going to really put a lot of pressure on her today because when she talks, she's like, yeah, I'm feeling... Right, Amy? Yes, I've been sitting here listening and I'm scared to actually talk because when I do talk,

a cough does come out. But I'm trying. Like, I came back with a hat from my... where we stayed. Yeah. Amy came back with the croup. The cough.

Yeah. The Middle Eastern Kroop. All right. We're back. Had a little vacation. We're so pumped to be back with you guys on the radio.

Let's go now and open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello.

Bobby Bones. I'll keep it short and sweet. I just got a brand new phone. My friend was borrowing it to look something up boy walking down the street. She tripped, fell, dropped the phone. The screen is shattered. While I feel horrible that she fell down, I'm not responsible for paying for my new phone screen? Or is she? Thank you. By the way, did I mention I'm 19 and broke. Signed, 19 and broke. Okay, very common thing.

Here. Somebody breaks up to yours. Who pays? I think it would be nice if your friend said, oh my goodness, I'm so sorry. I will pay for that. That would be awesome. if she just did that because I think that's what most people would do, but she also might be broke as well. Yeah. And she can't pay for it. You let her have the screen. Yeah.

So you have to circle it back to the origin of responsibility. And is an accident by her, by the way, is an accident. You're responsible for paying for it, but it'd be awesome if she helped or did. Yes. But you are responsible. Is it a, should she act? Like, but even though she's responsible, but can she ask for half? Yes.

No, she can ask for help. Okay. I don't think I'd put a percentage on it because she may do 75 may do 100. Who knows? Okay. But I would say, hey, I got to get a new phone screen. Can you help me pay for this? Don't do half.

Don't do it. And she will say, yes or no, you are responsible for your own phone screen because you gave it to her and then an accident happened. If she just grabs it and, ah, it's mine now. I'm the king of the world. Bam, slams it on the ground. Then she does. But yes. So I say it stinks.

It's a bad situation. So you say. I say it's your responsibility, but it's okay to ask. And if she, whatever she says, you have to accept. Lunchbox? The friend needs to pay for your screen. Agree needs to, but isn't responsible. Oh, response.

If I lend Eddie my car and he wrecks it, Eddie is responsible to pay for it. So I lent you my phone, you broke it, you pay for it. Cars have insurance. Not all phones do. You know, so I mean, that's going to be part of it. So Eddie would pay the deductible of the insurance. That's fine.

Yes, but that's what I'm saying. So your screen costs $100 and you don't have insurance. But what if Eddie just could not pay for? I would say if I loaned Eddie in my car and he's, like somebody backed into me. I backed into somebody. I don't have any money. I'd be responsible to pay for it. And I would just hope that Eddie could because I couldn't make him pay for it. I wouldn't go to court. You wouldn't take Eddie to court because he... Then we wouldn't be friends anymore. Well, that's fine. I understand what you're saying,

but I think... That's fine. You just write it off. You go there. All right. Well, Amy and I feel like that you're responsible, but if she's a good friend, she will help you pay for it or maybe pay for it all. Yeah. But you didn't loan it to her. When you loan it to somebody, it's still yours. You're still responsible for it the end you know uh okay thank you for the email i think we'll close it up now we've got your email and we read it on air now it's time to close bobby's mail back yeah told you i got a text from a friend and they were like hey we're having a wedding we're getting married here's the invitation click the link i clicked the link our rsvp through text got another text back going you are rsvp and i was like that was so easy one cheaper for them two i have to

mail something back i got to check let's stop with weddings having to pay all this extra money for sending out way to expensive invitations. It's so dumb. So I really enjoyed that text message. Easier for me, easier for them, cheaper for them. So I think that's a tradition that we should do away with, buying these stupid expensive invitations. And you know who keeps telling us?

We need to buy these invitations. The companies that are making the invitations. They're the ones keeping this in the culture. So I have a list here from SWNS Digital, top traditions that are out. that you should not do anymore. Number one, that the bride can't be seen before the wedding. Now, I did not see Caitlin,

and it wasn't a luck thing. It was a, I wanted to just be surprised by her dress in the moment. Right? But most people feel like if you see the person beforehand, that's bad luck. And that's where the tradition comes from is you don't see them

because it means bad life. I don't know. That's pretty hardcore. To go straight bad life if you happen to put your eyes on them. The next one, the bride's parents paying for the wedding. They say you should do away with that.

I don't like that. I mean, that's so circumstantial. I agree. Yeah, but they feel like they have to, right? The tradition is they have to. So they do. And I bet a lot of parents are like, man, this really hurts us financially.

So I do not think that that should be the tradition. That was awesome, though, dude. I love that tradition. I mean, and I got three boys, Eddie's got four boys. I love that tradition. Let's keep going with that tradition. Yep, let's keep going.

I don't like it. I paid for my own wedding. I was cool with a little. I don't want to put that on them. Yeah, but you're in a position where you could. I was an adult. And if I couldn't, I'd have a smaller wedding. Yeah.

That's the position I would have been in, have a smaller wedding and pay for it. So next up, Brian and groom's guests sit separately. That's kind of a dumb tradition. You put, okay, you guys on this side, you on that side. Why can they sit together? Who cares? Well, it's like, tells you who's there for who. You can just look and see.

They're 10 feet away. Are you there for each other? And then what if one person does it have as many people? Yeah, you're there for both. Yeah. Walking down the aisle to here comes the bride, which I see less and less doing that. She didn't.

Although I feel like I should have walked down the aisle. I've said this many times. I really got screwed out of that. I want it in my own moment in the sun. I'm going to do a couple twirls. She didn't come down to that song, did she? No, she came down to Jake Owen, Made for You. Yeah.

And I remember calling Jake and going, hey, man, we're going to do Made for You, your song, but you're going to be sitting there. I don't want you to sing it. Is that cool? If we play it and we don't ask you to sing it. And he just thought it was a weird request because and Jake's a friend

and he was like, yeah, dude. But we're like, we want to make sure that you don't feel like it's awkward when your song's playing, but it's not you. And it was played on violins and stuff. And we're like, we don't want you to stand up, be like, okay, I'll do it. I was made for you. Just enjoy the wedding. I wonder if he was humming it while they were playing on the violins.

Like, oh, to himself. And we wanted to give him a heads up so people wouldn't like stare at him. And be like, oh, that's your song. Yeah. So here comes the bride. I don't know that I've seen that in a while at a wedding. Dun, dun, da, you know? That feels like that one's kind of going away.

The bride and groom's guests sit separately, something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. Who cares? That's fun. That's fun. What is that? A good luck thing. Yeah. But nobody gets hurt.

No time's wasted. And then a white wedding dress. Oh, if I see something coming down to red, I'm like, oh, boy. She's at her fun, huh? That doesn't mean that. I know, but it's weird to think that you wear white because you're a virgin. I know. You know?

You know? That's why you wear white? That's my tradition. Yeah, just what's what's the tradition says. You wear white? Get rid of that one. That's why you didn't wear a white tucks? No, that's why I didn't wear a white tucks.

Say that. Yours is like pitch black. Hang. It wrapped himself in a black tarp. Definitely not one over here. So, there you go. Those are the things that people think should be out. Go ahead.

I saw something the other day about a trend that's happening right now is daughters wearing their mother's wedding dress, but not as it was. like they take it and they alter it to fit their style and vibe, but they're still using, you know, the bones and shrug of it. And so I thought that was cool. So as like think of it now, women that are getting married, save your dresses. Because who knows your daughter might want to wear it one day.

Yeah, and you're going to save money. A lot of money. Yeah. That's an awesome thing. All right, there you go. Let's not do those anymore. Eliminate one. And it's never done again of all those that I said are kind of traditions going out.

Which one would you eliminate? The dumbest one. The dumbest one. The dumbest. I would say the dumbest one for me, well, I'd say that making people sit separately. Yeah, that's what I was going to say to. That's pretty dumb. Why? No reason for that.

We don't need to look and judge and be like, oh, I got three more people. Sucks. Amy? I guess the seeing the people before. Yeah. I get it. Yeah, because of bad luck. If you don't want to do it because of.

Just because it's like a little fun thing for y'all. Like you said, you wanted to see Caitlin for the first time as she's walking down the aisle. I didn't want her to see the chaps that I was wearing until she was walking down the aisle. She wouldn't let you wear it. No, she wouldn't, and they were buttless. So that whole thing was. But if you see each other before, then you can take pictures before. And that saves a lot of time.

That's what we did. We did our pictures quick, though, because we were like, we don't want to have everybody here and then be gone for a long time. So we told the planner or another, the photographer, we were like, all right, we're like, all right, we're like, all right, we're like, all right, we're done. I was like, her family, you three, here. Go now, gee, I just didn't want to be gone the whole time, you know? I know, but I had never seen it go that fast. All right, thank you guys. It's time for the good news.

With Bobby. Tell me something good. We first shared this story a while ago about a 12-year-old named Brody, who came home from school, and Brody was upset. Only two teachers and two students signed his yearbook, and he'd also been bullied, and that story went viral. Well, Paul Rudd, who was an Ant-Man, a ton of movie. But Paul Rudd heard about this, and he sent him a letter.

And he signed an Ant Man helmet and sent that to him as well. That's awesome. Brody's mother, Cassandra, shared images of both the letter and the helmet on Facebook. Paul wrote this in the letter. It's important to remember that even when life is tough, the things do get better. There are so many people that love you and think you're the coolest kid there is, me being one of them. I can't wait to see all the amazing things you're going to accomplish.

And then he signed his name. Paul Rudd didn't have to do that. That's really cool. That is awesome. You know, it reminds me, I think we mentioned this too. There was this guy that worked at Burger King like 25 years and never missed a day at work. Oh, yeah. And he's like, look what I got.

He was showing like the lame stuff they gave him for working 25 years. It was like a pair of ear plugs, a Burger King hat. I don't remember exactly what it was. And David Spade, like, reached out on Instagram and sent him $5,000. Yeah, amazing. I mean, they definitely don't have to do that. And David Spade didn't share that story. He sent him $5,000.

and just lived his life. And same here. Paul Rudd's people didn't share this. But loved it. Love it for the kid. Think Paul Rudd's awesome. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

All right. Let's play the game that's so fun for me and not fun for you. And by that I mean the show because it's a really hard game. It's called Never Gonna Get It. And let's bring back on Kate. You may remember Kate from Troy, Idaho. We played with her. She did not win.

I promised her. We'd play with her again. Everybody say, hello, Kate. Hello, Kate. Kate, say hello, everybody. Hey, studio. Or say, hello everybody. There we go.

All right, so here's the question, guys. It's a really hard question. You're never going to get it. All right, here we go. Most Americans think age 12 is the right time for kids to start being able to do this. Oh, is it? What is it? I'll read it again.

Most Americans think that age 12 is the right time for kids to start. being allowed to do this. What is it? All right, how it works, Kate, you have the first shot here. What do you think most Americans think age 12, that's the right age, let kids start doing this. What is it, Kate? Women or girls wearing makeup, but that's only capturing 50%, so that's probably not it. Cell phones, but maybe parents do that earlier these days. Ride their bike to school. You got three so far that all sound pretty solid. Most Americans think age 12 is the right time for kids. to start being able to do this.

Kay, you got 10 seconds. You're now on the clock. And let's hear your answer when you get it. Have a cell phone. Solid answer. Amy, when did you let your daughter have a cell phone? Oh, she got one for her 15th birthday. Eddie? 14, yeah, earlier this year. It's a little older.

Okay. Kate says have a cell phone. Is it have a cell phone? It is not. Okay, good. Okay, but one answer down. Anybody have that is theirs? No. No, my answer is the right answer. No.

Oh, lunchbox think you know it? No it. Nailed it. Nailed it. I love it. 100%. All right, so think about it. Now we'll go to the show. You guys.

Most Americans think age 12 is the right time for kids to start being able to do this. What is it? All right. You guys have your answers in? Yeah. Amy, how do you feel? I feel okay. Lunch?

Oh, I got it. This is it. Like, boom, boom. Lunchbox calls his shot every time. You have to hit a homer yet. Eddie? I feel good. Right in the middle, middle of the road.

You always feel terrible. I know, but I feel good. I thought of this too easily. Morgan? I don't feel good. I don't have kids, so I'm just winging it over here. Okay. Well, you are closer to 12, though, than they go to 30.

That's true. Okay, Kate, pick one of these members of the show here, Amy Lunchbox, Eddie or Morgan, and if they get it right, you get it right, and you win not only the Sonic $50 gift card, but you win a signed copy of my book. Stanley the Dog and his first day at school voted number one children's book of all time. By me. alone. Yes. All right. Go ahead. Kate, who would you like?

I'm going to switch it up this time. I'll start with lunch. That's right. Lunchbox, she's putting all the faith. You can end this game quick. We can get right to this song. Hey, what song's coming up? We're going. A good one. A good one right now. Hey, let's go to that. Let's go. Let's just hit the song because it's already over. You're going to say it over the intro of the song? Yeah, here we go. Lunchbox.

Here we go. Most Americans think age 12 is the right time for kids and start being able to do this. What is it? Stay home alone. Stay home alone. That's so good. That's so good That's it He got it Boom, let's go

I agree Let's go to Sonic Let's go to Sonic Hoo Who Who now I like that Yeah

Kate Get in the car Gass her up Let's go She didn't have a gift card yet We gotta mail it to her We'll meet her there

I agree Okay Let's hit it with Is it No it is Stay at home alone Is it Stay Home Alone

Wow! I'm shocked. That's a miss. That's a miss. Are you guys changing the answer once I put in the right answer? No. We are not. It's not a piece of paper. Are you guys? Who's shocked?

I'm shocked. I thought he got it. Okay. My answer is good too. I don't care what you guys think about him getting it. I have the answer here. So we have three people. Amy, Eddie, and Morgan now.

You can actually go with all three of them or you can flip a coin to see if you win the prize. It's up to you. Now, last time I tried going with everyone is, I think it worked for me, so I think I'll flip a coin. Oh, well, that's not. Well, let's see if anybody got it. Amy, what did you got?

Social media. Eddie. Yeah, I said social media. Morgan. I said have sleepovers with their friends. That's incorrect, too. What about put themselves a bit? No, the answer would have been babysit younger siblings.

Age 12 is when you finally can leave and they can watch the younger sibling. Okay. No, because I thought about that. Okay. Okay. Kate, you ready to flip this coin? Sure. All right, give me some coin flipping music. Here we go. It's time to flip the coin Kate pick it heads or tails She picks heads. Amy I'm gonna flip it you yell from the floor what it is

For a sonic gift card a signed copy of Stanley the dog in his first aid school vote and number once kids book of all time Bye. I like me What's she pick heads? I got a little sidetrite by doing the whole thing here we go in the air it's down Oh no. Hey. Amy. Shoot. Amy.

What? She just said heads. You're the only one that can see it. Like, what are you doing? Like, what are you doing? Say one thing about Amy is that she has integrity. I know. Like, girl, it's just, no one can see.

You say heads. Okay, boy. I don't know. Yeah, please call him boy. Kate, you didn't win. I'm sorry. Oh, just give it to her. I can't.

The lawyers get on me. Two out of three. I don't. Two out of three. What? No. Flipies. Roll the dice.

No, no. Okay. I'll roll. I'll spend the dice here. Oh my gosh. There's 100 numbers on it. Pick over or under 50. Under.

She says under. Let's go. Number is 77. Oh, my God. Bobby. No one can see it. Boy. Boy.

It's okay. Because I had honestly called for another reason and I got. No, that's okay. Hold on I want to give another chance. Okay, here we go. What's the other chance? I'm going to hold up a number on my hand and it's going to be above five or below five. Okay.

And you can pick above or below. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Go. Go. Blow. Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. Hold on, hold on. You can't give it. Boy, boy. Yeah. You messed up. Yes. Yes.

Because you told her I'm going to hold up my hand. You didn't say hands. I said hands. Yeah, you did not say hands. Okay, here we go. I'm going to put my phone either face up or face down. Oh my gosh. She's got to win a game.

Face up or face down. If you can tell me which it is, face up or face down, you are the winner, Kate. Is it face up or face down? Go ahead. Face up. She says face up. The answer is. Face up.

Yeah! That was amazing! Wow! No one's ever won that game before! Because we've never played it. It's stupid! Kate, you win everything. Nice job.

I mean, legal, we'll be happy with that. She won a game, legitimately. She's so good. Sue me, lawyers. Yeah. All right, put Kate on hold, please, Scoop Steve. She's a big winner. We're going to update you guys on the new shows we've watched.

For example, Morgan, you watched, What's Man from Toronto? It's on Netflix with Kevin Harbour. and Woody Harrelson. And it's so good. It's like an action and comedy movie. I laughed out loud several times. Kevin Hart is basically mistaken for this really intense dude

and has to imitate him throughout the whole movie. It's a little raunchy, but if you're looking for like a good comedy action movie, it's really good. All right, what do you give it? I give 3.8 out of five hats. Okay, we got to stop at the 0.8s. No, we got to stop 3.7924.

It was so close. Okay. I mean, we got to go halves and fools, Morgan. All right, 3.5 out of five hats. Okay. So, man from Toronto on Netflix. Ray, you watch a Trace Atkins movie? Yeah, it's called 13 Minutes. It's basically a 20-22 version of Twister. I feel like it was pretty budget, so unfortunately I only give it one out of five deep voices. Oh, dang.

One out of five, what? Deep voices. Oh, he's got deep voices. That movie must have sucked. Is it a movie or a show? Yeah, it's a movie. It's an hour and a half on Amazon video. Okay. And he chases tornadoes, Ray? Like what? I don't understand. No, he just stands in or buys him. He left him coming to him.

He's a big guy. His family's affected by him. Okay. All right. Well, so that's Morgan and Ray's review. I'll give you one of the best shows I've seen in five years coming up. Okay. You guys have your movie reviews. We'll do that coming up next. Had a week off. Had a great vacation. You can see a lot of my pictures on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones.

But let's go around and talk about the shows. We watched and let's review this. because every time I go on to my DMs, they're like, hey, what are you watching that's good? And I'll start with a show called Severance that I watched. It's on Apple Plus. Don't think I would have started it, but a friend was like, hey, this is right up your alley. It's like kind of future, kind of black mirror type show. And Adam Scott is his name?

You know Adam Scott? Yeah. He's in everything. He's in a lot of things. Yes. That's it. Yeah, parks and wrecks. Yeah, there we go.

And so they put this chip in your brain. and when you go to work, you forget everything? You only know your work life. Okay. When you go home, you only know your home life. So when you're at home, it feels like you're ever only at home.

It's called severance. It's a best show I've seen in five years. Really? For me, it was awesome, and it was just Caitlin and I going, I wish we should watch another one, but if we run through it so fast, we don't want to watch it all today.

It was that it was better than binge watching. It was so good that we binge-watched it with caution because we didn't want it to be open. Okay, so I started this like five months ago. I watched episode one, maybe even half of episode one. I said, eh, I'm good. Like, when did you watch it and say, oh, this is so good? Caitlin said it was so good right as episode three was starting. I was in, listen, I was into it like 20 minutes into it. And I was like, oh, this is for me. I don't get it yet. But I know this is like black mirror type stuff where it's like they're predicting what's going to happen in the future.

Like it's somebody going, this is what's going to happen. So be aware. I totally gave up on it, dude. It's the best show I've seen in five years. Okay. Mike, do you've seen it? I started it, yeah. Only seen two episodes, though. When did you start it? Like five months ago, like Eddie. Oh, you got to get it! I just forgot about it. And I'm not saying it's a super new show. It's a this year show. Yeah. But I didn't know about it. Okay, so I'm going severance. I'm giving that five out of five brains. Wow! Yeah, it was great. Wow. We started a show called Blackbird because we're never on Apple Plus because I'm like, what kind of freak watches Apple Plus? Honestly. If it's not Ted Lasson. Yeah, I'm like, who gets on that. And so there's a show called Blackbird. And so there's a show called Blackbird. because we will Google what's good to watch and then just look at the list of shows.

And Blackbird got like 98% and we're like, what is that on? Oh, Apple Plus. Okay, we went to it. And there's only two, maybe three episodes now because it just started, but it's a true story of a guy who was a drug dealer,

trying to drug runner, gun runner, had guns. He gets arrested and goes to prison and they're like, hey, you have all these years. Now you can serve them because he's a young, really good-looking guy. or we can put you in a Mac security place and you can get this confession from a serial killer and you only got like

you know a little bit of time to do it and so again it just started it's like again episode on episode three we're into it we're into it it's good yeah I can't give it enough jail bars yet because I've only seen two but we're watching that and we love that and so and we're on we've watched the first three episodes

of only murders in the building on Hulu yeah those are good they're good lovely just a great wholesome fun show not wholesome for kids because they drop a bad word every now and then. But it's like, it's good. So I'm going to go those are my recommendations. Mike, you watch Thor?

Yeah. And? I loved it. You did? One of my favorite Marvel movies in a long time. And you watched Thor, Eddie? So my kids wanted to go watch Thor and I said, all right, I'll go with them. Didn't expect much. Dude, it's so good. Is it? Thor loving Thunder is so good. He's the worst one of all of them. He is so funny in this movie. I laughed so hard, and

they play all guns and roses. Like so I'm watching my kids jam out to Guns and Roses I'm like this is the best thing ever Dude it was so so good Huh You know with Thor I watched the first one I thought it was pretty good Then I watched the second one I'm out

I don't know more Thor But it's that good huh Why do I just like Thor? Is he the weakest of all of them? I think he's underrated But yeah his solo movies haven't been the most well received Okay so there's Thor Amy did you watch anything

Well Grey's Anatomy just got added to Netflix Like at the end of last month And so now you can binge the whole thing on there So I started with season one episode one. Wait, have you ever seen it before? Back in 2005. Oh. Yes.

Okay. Interesting. I probably just first time right left off. McDreamy, right? Nothing. I can't remember. And it's all so good. So I'd rather just start with season one episode one and work my way to season 18.

That's a lot of seasons. That's like you're hibernating for the winter or like you're running from the law or something. I feel like they don't do that anymore. Like nothing makes 18 seasons. Yeah, that's crazy. All right. Well, that's what we're. we watched my three shows, Thor and season one of Gray's Anatomy.

All right, keep us updated, Amy. Oh, by the way, big announcement. Tickets not sell Friday for my two shows. We're doing two more here in Nashville of my residency. Comedically inspirational. It's comedy. It's basically an inspirational talk at the same time. There's music.

Eddie and I The Raging Idiots are going to play a little set as well. On Friday, Eric Dodd is opening. I don't know. Maybe an appearance from Cizzen Raimundo? What? Vacation. Did you know he was opening Ray? Did not? That's awesome.

Okay, so he's opening Friday night. Do I didn't even call Ray. Come on. It means he doesn't want Ray showing up. And then Steve Mokler on Saturday night. So they're opening up, and then we are, it's really pumped about it. You guys get tickets on Friday at Bobby Bones.com. If you want to come, we'd love to have you.

Bring the kids. No bad words. If you want to bring the kids, it'd be super funny. All right, a couple voicemails. This is number one. I was just wondering if Bobby could give some tips for when he's writing his stand-up comedy because I want to do some like stand-up open mics and just wanted his tips on when he's writing. Anyways, that's it.

Here's a tip, and I do this for writing comedy or this show or when I'm writing books. But I go on to my notes app on the iPhone and anything, any thought that I have that I think, oh, there's a bit there. Oh, there's something to write about. I write it in my phones. What do I have now, you ask? Yeah, what do you have now? Thank you for asking. I have being Little Spoon.

Oh, that's a skit. Well, not a skit. Okay, people. A comedy bit. Yeah, a skit. Being Little Spoon, right? I have that. I said, and this is not the joke,

but it's like if being a little spoon makes you think less of me as a man, well, you haven't seen me much on TV. Like dancing with it. Anyway, so find things that's even more, less masculine than that. So that, you know, and so the whole joke's not there, but I got the part to play with. Executives wanted me to talk about getting picked on or growing up poor. Because sometimes I just don't want to talk about it.

And they're like, you know what? The ratings go, people love it when you talk about that stuff. And I'm like, do you guys understand what you're asking me? No, but if you talk about how you're on welfare, point one in the ratings immediately up. And so I have like that because it's just a weird thing to talk about. I have, so that, that's what I would say. I want to go through all my jokes here. Or because they're not jokes.

Yeah, give it all the way, dude. Well, it's not even jokes. ideas. So what I would say, caller, is just write notes on your phone about things that you think are pretty funny, even if they're one line or so, and then go back and revisit them. And it's terrible.

The first time you do comedy, it's terrible. You go up and nobody laughs at anything. And you're like, dang, I suck. But then you keep doing it. By the way, I'm doing two more shows. Tickets go on sell this Friday for my show is August 12th and 13th. I'm doing two more comedically inspirational shows. It's kind of

a half TED Talk, operational half comedy show with some music in and I'll say it now Eddie will be showing up to the raging idiots we playing a little bit too That was a surprise well last time I was surprised but this time not anymore Tickets go on still Friday if you guys want to come to Nashville just Bobby Bones.com but we can't wait to do that All right here's Alex from Anchorage Alaska I got up morning what did the mama buffalo day to the baby buffalo when they went to school My son's all the delivery it's all the delivery all the delivery all right appreciate that The Bible Bowl show.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. There's a new hangover pill that just hit the market. It's only on sale in England right now, but it's only a matter of time until it makes its way to the U.S. It's been in the works for 30 years. So scientists, you know, they've worked out a concoction that they think is really going to keep people from feeling bad the next day. It prevents you from getting drunk.

That's the only twist is that it doesn't really go into your bloodstream as quickly as alcohol. So if you're just wanting to be a social, drinker without the effects of alcohol, then this drug is for you. That's terrible. Why would you ever take the pill? It's, no one's going to take this pill. That's why we drink.

Yeah, why would, why don't you just, instead of being a social drinker, be a social fake drinker. I mean, if you have to act like you're drinking, do what I do, I don't drink, but I get a mottel and sometimes I'll say it to the bartender away. Or just, who cares? You ever get a hangover from doing that? No. No. See? You're good.

That's the weirdest pill. I thought, well, if you take it and you have a hard. Or night the night before. Okay, I get it. But if you take it because you wanted to drink but you didn't feel the effects of drinking, none of that makes sense to me. None of it. All right.

I cannot see that being a successful pill. What else? Okay. Well, Tom Cruise, have you seen how much money he could make from Top Gun Maverick? No, but I would imagine he owns a part of that. His initial salary for the movie was $12.5 million. But in his contract, he did agree to 10% of Paramount's cut, which, it's made over a billion dollars in the box office, and then there's streaming and DVD stuff.

So he's set to make about $90 million. I'm good for him. I was worried about him. Yeah, yeah, poor guy. Yeah, that's going to be struggling this year. Christmas coming up, you know. He's going to be all right. Well, 12.5 for an actor like Tom Cruise, that's pennies, by the way.

You know, he's a $50 million, $60 million guy. So when you go $12 to $90, that's significant. But 50 or $60 to $90, although that's a whole whole lot of money, it's not as significant. But I bet she makes more than that. I can't believe Paramount agreed to that deal. He probably wouldn't do the movie without having that in the contract. Wow. Yeah, that's a good one.

All right, what else? Well, Luke Bryan took a fall while on stage this weekend, but it didn't really affect his performance at all. He just kept singing while he was laying on the ground, and he even did some air humps while on the ground, so he also kept dancing. I like that song, air humps, air humps, air humps, air humps, air humps. Check it out.

I saw it, and I love Luke and friends with Luke, so I would only say this because that's my guy. It almost looked like when you smush your granddaddy, the long legs, and they keep moving. Oh, wow. You know what I'm talking about? And it's like the leg keeps going. You're like, he's down, but he's going.

He's going. All right, Amy, is that it? Yeah, I'm maybe. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Seven-year-old David Diaz Jr.

has eaten lunch in the cafeteria in Bingenton, New York with his friends, and he's sitting there eating when a kid, a table over, starts choking. And he's like, man, I watch the good doctor with my dad. I know how to do the heimlich. He jumps up, runs over, grabs a classmate. Oh! Uh-huh! Boom.

Kids okay. All thanks to David Diaz, Jr. And the good doctor. You know, I've never had to do the heimlich on anyone, but I think because I've seen it so many times I could. Oh, yeah? Is that the easiest lifesaver? Is it the one you just wrap?

That's it. And then you just put it. Wrapping chunk. And I'm sure there are real life people who know to do it really going shut up, you guys. You can't really just do it. But I think isn't that probably the life-saving technique that we could do the quickest because we've seen it so many times? And it has to be pretty easy if a seven-year-old's doing it. Correct.

Like name another one. Mout to mouth. CPR. Again, I don't know that I'm doing it right because apparently now you're not supposed to do mouth to mouth. You're only supposed to do chest compression. Correct. That when you poke the hole in someone's throat so they can breathe. Oh yeah, I've never heard that.

You never want to do that one. Oh, what about the EpiPen? That sounds easy. Yeah, but the problem with that is you do it to yourself. So, and that's just, you don't want to do it to somebody else. Because you go and stand with an Epin, they're like, whoa, bro, I'm scratching myself. That's all I was doing.

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