The Bobby Bones Show - (Mon Early Bird) Why Lunchbox Filed A Police Report + Is Ray Getting Scammed + Mailbag: Want To Break Up Because He's Bald

Episode Date: October 24, 2022

Lunchbox recently had something happen at his house that he felt was so bad he filed a police report...find out what it was for and if it was truly bad enough to get the police involved. Plus, Ray and his wife got offered something that seems too good to be true and he's not sure if he's being scammed or not. Mailbag: Listener wants to break up with her boyfriend because he shaved his head and she's no longer attracted to him... but there's a catch as to why he even shaved his head to begin with. She needs advice if ending it with him for this reason makes her a bad person. We share our thoughts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Let's go with the show. Morning studio. Morning! Let's go. All right. First up, I'm a little flustered. I have dental surgery today. Oh.

I've been thinking about it all day. Right. I woke up this morning like this and my eyes open. Got to have surgery. Like super early again? Yeah, but I came in to date. Like a ball player. Playing in the Super Bowl with a torn leg.

It doesn't matter. Oh, yeah. I'm here. I'm showing up. You do it anyway. My mouth hurts and I'm here using it with you guys. So let's do what has. happens. Up first, here is our video producer, Eddie. Let me ask you guys something. Is it okay

for parents to do this? And by parents, I mean me. My son had a baseball game and you know it's been freezing here the last few nights. I mean, it was 40 degrees. And I could, from the parking lot, I can somewhat see the field. It was pretty far away, but I can see what was going on. I decided instead of going to the bleachers where all the parents were, sit in the car, in the heater and watch the game from there. And I, if you squint, if you squint, if you squint, If you squint enough, you could see like, oh, that's my son. I think that's my son bad. How close are you so you could see, and could he see you supporting him?

I'd go 200 yards away, maybe 250. Golly, that's like down the road. But I know they were wearing orange, and I know that he's number 10, and so I kind of know the way he walks. What if he played, like, played well, had a good hit, made a good play, and looked up to see if you were like supporting him? That's what he said. He said, Dad, I looked for you. Were you there? I'm like, yeah, I was there.

You didn't see me? Can you hear me honk? I mean, that is so weak, Eddie. It is so weak. We're giving you an official. Weak sauce. Week sauce. Yeah.

So we're going to go with no on that one. Okay. But I get it. It's cold. Okay. There was another dad I noticed. I looked two cars down. There's another dad in his car, too.

I mean, Eddie's out there with the binoculars and someone sees them. We're like, uh-oh. You should have just prepared better, but I understand we didn't expect to be this cold this quick. Yes. For now, though, you just need to bring enough clothes because it's cold. Okay. And basketball's now just about. Correct.

It'll be inside. Baseball's almost over. goodness. But we're going to go with Weak sauce. Weeksau. Up next. Here he is. He's your dream in, according to him. Lunchbox. So I got a debate with my

wife and I need to know of your team wife or team LB and it's all about wedding etiquette because we're going to my cousin's wedding coming up and it's an out of town wedding so we are having to fly to the wedding. So my belief is since you're coming from out of town and flying that you don't have to get the bride and groom a gift.

Your gift is spending your money on airfare to get to their wedding to spend that day with whereas in-town guests, they don't have any expenses, so they're the ones responsible for getting gifts. That's interesting. And I definitely could see where that would come into your money. And I think that's acceptable-ish. I think the thing is you don't take a gift because you're flying in, you just send a gift later. Right, right.

But I'm saying you already spent so much money on plane tickets and hotels. I get it. But I think that's on you. That's on you. That's the cost of being a friend. So I don't think you're free to not get a gift. But you could see how I could be free of not getting a gift. You could send them a card.

And in the card, you put your receipt for the flight. Oh, that's not bad. It was our gift to you. It was an awesome wedding. We're not asking for a refund. We're just showing you what we spent. I would send them a gift anyway. Yes.

But most people don't take gifts to weddings anymore. You send it. Get on the registry and click it and send it. Yeah, I understand. I just meant because we already spend them on flights that we weren't responsible for getting a gift. Yeah, they're not responsible for where you live. They're just responsible for inviting the people that mean a lot to them to come to their wedding.

Yeah, you don't have to go. Yeah, that's my cousin. Exactly. That's why you get them a gift. I understand why you would think that. I don't think you're crazy, crazy, just a little crazy. I do think you have them a gift, though. All right.

All right. Up next, here she is in her band t-shirt. What band is that? Oh, this isn't a band. It's like an eagle. It's like an eagle. It's like an eagle. It looks like a band.

She's a brand. Oh, American Eagle. But then it has an eagle. The band does like a 70s. Okay, I was got a questioner on three songs. And regardless of who the band was, she wouldn't know them. Here she is. Amy, everybody.

Well, mine's about cold weather and sports, but I feel like I'm an awesome mom now because I stay outside in the freezing cold. She sees your car. Wait, did she just come up with this? She raises you a I stay outside. That's rude, Amy. This really isn't about me. It's about my Haitian son who's playing football for the first time. The video of him freezing outside?

hilarious in his pads. I know. Funny until you know how much pain he was in. Hilarious. After the adrenaline wore off, like he was so cold, I felt awful for him. He's on the sideline going, oh, I can't do it. He's just bouncing up and down. Yeah. But he, oh, yes. So it's his first sports season having athletics outside. And plus, we're navigating how to have him prepared where he's still got his uniform, but he's got the right layers and he can feel warm.

You can layer him, put sweatshirts under him. We layered him, but we just didn't layer enough. And so now we've just got to fix that and maybe get some of those hand warmers that people use, like that heat up, like if you're going skiing or something. So there's checklist. I don't know about all that. No, no, we need all that. His Haitian blood cannot. But I mean, okay, when does that not be an excuse anymore? He's been here for years.

I don't, I honestly don't know, but I think it's that he's just not used to being out there for that many hours. I mean, he was out there in the nighttime cold for three hours. Same for me, I hate it too. I'm like, yeah, I think I'm Haitian. Yeah, me too. That's the same feeling her son has. Yeah, I mean, it is, it's like genetically, like, he does what better and warmer climate. Me too.

I'm Haitian. We just figured out. You are. Yes. Yeah, DNA test. I'm Haitian, too. So anyway, but Eddie's story made me want to pivot it towards me how awesome of a mom I am. You are awesome mom.

Yeah, good job. I stay out there in the freezing cold the whole time. And he can wear as many layers, as many gloves as he wants. Yeah, but I don't want to affect his moves on the field. He'll be okay. Keep him warm. Okay. Because he was freezing.

But I just avoid the hand warmers or like the space heater, any of that stuff on the sideline. Oh, one mom there did have a heater. That's awesome. The side, that's okay. Like, if you're watching the game, that's great. I was like, this is not her first rodeo. All right. Next up.

Ray Moon, do it hit me. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas. Sometimes he rocks sweatpants. And it's funny when he goes on rants. Bobby Bones. So what, thank you. Oh, wow. I didn't expect.

Wow, what a warm welcome. Thank you guys. So I had to go to and get that physical because any of the shows or anything that I do that is physical, they're like, well, we can't. Well, we can't have you sign up to do the show unless you have all your blood work done. Everything came back. I'm super healthy. All my blood, like, went through all.

My cholesterol was slightly high. Oh. Uh-oh. It was right there near the edge. It wasn't even high, but it was close to what they say is the top of what's allowed, right? Yeah. I don't know why. You eat healthy.

Yeah, it could be genetic. It didn't matter. All our bodies are made different. That's true. But even if that's the case, you still got to sometimes do extra work to get it back right. Okay. But what's up? Well, I'm curious. Like, what is, I don't understand cholesterol. Is that like, bacon?

You know what are you eating beans and bacon? But I don't. I just think it's probably something naturally. But the thing is, I get, you have like a little portal to the doctor and they send all the results, but you get to see it yourself. I shouldn't be looking at all this, but I have access to it. I'm going through everyone. I'm combing through them. And then I'm Googling stuff. Now you're dying. No, I'm actually pretty healthy except for cholesterol, which is almost high. But in my chart, because I had to weigh myself, had to measure everything. All clothes on.

sweatshirt, hat, watch, everything. Six foot one. It said six foot one. Because he had his shoes on. Oh, yeah. Thick souls. I think they account for shoes. Six foot one, fully clothed with watch,

170.3 pounds. Wow. That's healthy. Is that something to be proud about? Yeah, that's healthy. Six foot one. The rest, who cares? It's making sure everybody knows.

I was in my thinnest of the thing. souls. Okay. Wasn't even like some Air Force ones. So, in case anybody cares, I'm six foot one. It's a shut up as I've asked me about it.

Six one. The number six and number one. But back when you were six foot, it was fine, right? I don't remember all that stuff. Two years ago? I was such a small guy then. I'm not proud of what I used to be.

Anyway, I just wanted to start this segment and end it with, you know, just some six one. Bro, you need to lay off the fried chicken. Hang it out, I know. Are you, what are you eating fried chicken? No, none? It must not be that. It must just be like you said your,

So, you know, there's things you can probably do to help lower it. Hey, don't worry about me. As long as I'm 6'1, cluster I can be whatever it wants to be. Don't get a crap, yeah. It's time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones.

I'm dating. I need your opinion on if I'm a jerk for one to break up with him. So we started dating two months after meeting online. When I saw profile pictures, I didn't. I noticed he was losing his hair, but I thought he'd look good with a shaved head. So we contacted each other. We started going out. After about four weeks of dating, I finally convinced him.

He shaved his head. It did not look good. I'll be honest, he didn't look near as good as I thought it would. Now he's also grown a weird mustache to go with it, and I can't stand his look. I've asked him to get rid of the mustache, but he doesn't want to. To be honest, I'm no longer physically attracted to him, but I feel like it's partially my fault. So, on my Jarek, if I break it off with him, have to give him. convincing him to shave his head, signed.

Laura. Well, here's the thing. You didn't force him to shave his head. You suggested he shaved his head. You didn't do it while he's sleeping. He did it to himself while he's awake. I mean, it stinks that he likes you and did that for you. And she liked him before you shaved the head.

Yeah, but then she also said, I bet I'd like him with a shaved head. So she was already picturing him different than he already was. And then he tried to be different the way that she wanted him to be. And then she didn't really like that, especially because he did something else different, which is the mustache, which I agree with a mustache just by themselves. They're kind of creepy.

Yeah, if he had a ton of hair and did a mustache, I'd still yell. But here's what I'm going to say, all that aside, because not the greatest look for you. You don't only mandate that do four weeks. You can break up with them. Who cares? Four weeks. Probably something else is driving you crazy about him anyway. And it's just a reason that you can actually find a go, yeah, I think I'm done.

Yeah, you don't have to say it's about his hair. You can just say it ain't us. Yeah. We ain't enough. It's been great. It's still early enough that you do have to break up. but you don't have, it's not going to be a big dramatic thing. Because I feel like if the feelings were strong enough,

then some of this stuff wouldn't bother her. Quite pretty strong though if you shaved his head, just saying, yep, from him to her. And then she breaks up with him and leaves him with a bald head. Exactly. And a mustache. And a mustache. I have no problem with you breaking up for him for any reason four weeks in.

There's probably something else that's driving you crazy or that makes you feel like it ain't working anyway. Because I don't think just this, if everything else was awesome, I don't think just this would make you go, I don't want to do it anymore. Because this is physical stuff that can be fixed, altered, changed.

You don't like them anyway. That's what I'm going to say. Break it off. You don't want them to shave the mustache because then it gives you, oh man, now have to stay with them because he shaved the mustache. You have every right to break it off at any time, regardless of what's going on.

So good luck. A little bit, feel like a dirt ball because you made them do it and then you're running away. Learn a lesson from it. Don't be a dirt ball next time, but you have the right to break up with them. Amy anything?

Yeah, I would just say, yeah, next relationship, don't try to change them so fast. You got what you see. You bought it. That's what you bought. That's what you live with. That's it. Don't try to change us.

We only get worse. Right, guys? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. All right, that's the mail bag. Close it up. We've got your email and we read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mail bag.

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you have to do. And I said, what's the catch? That sounds too good to be true. And they said, well, you just got to do a TikTok while you're in there, a dance video or something that kind of just shows off the cabin. Do you show, do you say what the cabin is, where it is? I believe we would say the location and the name of the company or whatever. So we said, cool, let's see your website. they go, our website's down right now. We just started. We're a brand new company, but we need influencers to try and promote us. But it'll be up very, very soon.

You just need to pick a month, either in November or December, come out the whole weekend free. And so what I'm saying to Beezer is, are we about to drive to a cabin in East Tennessee and get robbed? Robbed or scammed or... There's no cabin when you show up. That'd be great. Well, and it gets a little worse, though. So there's no cable TV, which I said whatever.

I mean, I can go a weekend without NFL and college football. But also, there's no Wi-Fi. So they said your cell phones won't work. Yeah, no. I'm like, what is your? I mean, they're baiting you to come in and to go straight Dahmer on you. Yeah, that's weird. But the pictures that she saw, they were a little, they were, they were like a filter put on them so that we couldn't steal these people's pictures and put them anywhere else.

And it was, there was a hot tub. And there's a nice little law. Would you want to go to this cabin? Oh, yeah. I mean, from the picture, the hot tub overlooks the, small, Moki Mountains. So that has to be tons and tons of money for free. And you just have to make one TikTok and say where the cabin is. Yeah, and dance in the TikTok. And put a phone number in there. Probably. Do they promise there are no cameras watching you guys inside the cabin? I don't know.

I can ask those questions. Why is there no Wi-Fi, though? This isn't... That's weird. 1937. That's where it is in the woods. You get Wi-Fi anywhere. All those cabins have Wi-Fi. They told us in the final, whatever, miles of the trip, Wi-Fi does go out, so you have to have a physical map with you. To find the place. A physical map? Like a paper map? Yes.

Okay. Would you do it, guys? A free cabin, but it sounds like the cabin is your final place of living. Yeah, the end. Yeah, would you do it for a free cabin for two nights or so? They said it's Friday through Sunday. Friday night, Saturday night, and you leave on Sunday. Okay.

Lunchbox? Yes, absolutely. Sounds like an adventure, fun time with the wife. Hang out, get away from, you know, technology, get off the grid for a little bit. I think it's going to be perfect. Would you do it and do a TikTok? Yeah. Eddie?

No, no, no, there are too many things wrong here. Like, though, you got to use a real map to get there. No, this is a trap. I'm not doing it. Because you can't call for help, is what I see. Right. There's no way to tag yourself where you are. There's no website.

There's no paper trail where you're going. That's weird too. Like, we don't have a website right now. They said they're brand new. That's why they needed us. Because nobody knows about these places yet. Amy? Yeah, it sounds too good to be true to me, although I would enjoy it.

I wouldn't do it until there's some legit things out. Like a website. Like, are there other TikTok? talks about it that we could watch. Yeah, who else they're talking to? Good point. And where are they now? Nobody stayed in these cabins before. They're brand new. Again, fishy.

That they would come to you first. And they're almost like igloos in the woods. Oh, this sounds like fire fest. And they've built walls that if you scream, no one can hear you from the inside. I don't know, dude. I think I would wait until there's more legitimacy like somebody else is doing it. They have other influencers that are working with. People stay there. I probably hold for now. What about indoor plumbing?

Yeah, they have that. And they also said we got to hurry, though, and pick our weekend. Of course, hurry, hurry, guys. They're booking up quick. Our murdering weapons may get dull. You need to hurry. Yeah, I'd wait. What do you think you're going to do?

Oh, we're 50-50. Ask more questions. Can't hurt. The talks have started. Hey, I want to say this, and I want to be very vague. Ray, someone, someone of great stature has reached out to me about your idea for the app. Someone of great stature has reached out and said that this is something that they are considering approaching you about. Yeah!

Ray pitched an app to the Barbara Corker in a shark tank. And she goes, that's a great idea. But then she's like, then she disappeared. Yeah. But someone heard it and said that idea has some real legs to it. I can tell you off the air. What realm are they in? I don't, Rich.

I don't want to get you too excited. But there's definitely something there. Yeah, I don't get too excited. That's fun, though. Lunchbox, how insane would you go if someone, got into business and bought Ray's app. Oh, they'll just lose money. I don't even understand the app,

so it'll make me mad. What they said was you can't run it because you don't have any idea, but they know how to because they've done it before. They've developed other massive apps. They're right on that. Like they would use their team and you just come in as a partner and owner.

Wow. Yeah, they were like, that's a great idea. That's a great idea. How's that I've been thought of? I still don't understand it. Right. I still don't understand how you're going to buy drinks on layaway because the bar's going to go out of business.

All good. The bar gets paid. The bar gets paid immediately. And then you pay. It's sort of like a credit card for the bar. It's like credit card. But anyway, there's a little heads out there, Raymondo. All right, well, good luck. Hey, nice knowing you if you go this weekend to the place. It's time for the good news.

With Bobby. Tell me something good. Gordon, an 11-year-old dog. It's called a Shiba-un. Never heard a such thing. But it's a special needs dog from Bella Vista, Arkansas is the winner of the 22 World's Cudest Rescue Dog Contest presented by pedigree. He got hit by a car years ago.

Has to use a wheelchair now. But it's still happy as ever. What does that Shiba you know look like, Mike? I see it. It's a cute dog. It looks kind of like a husky. It's kind of gold, like a golden retriever and a husky were slammed together. It's a really cute dog.

This one's in a wheelchair. His owner, Wendy, first spotted Gordon in Facebook about the dog's story. They hit and run. Left him paralyzed on the side of the road. They saved the dog. Obviously, his back legs didn't work anymore. But he's in a wheelchair. still loving life, so she rescued him. And now everybody loves him. He's always happy,

still plays a lot. And at 11 years old, just won the cutest rescue dog contest. That's awesome. Which is pretty cool. Here's what we did. When Stanley had his surgery, we got online and he had a couple really rough days. We bought like a gurney, a dog gurney. It also had wheels. We're like, we have to roll him around on this thing for a month. He's never going to be able to walk again. And we bought it. By the time we got it in the mail, he was like, oh, I'm good. And he's not good. But he can walk. And then, The vet and the internet says when they start to put their foot down, that's okay. Don't let them run.

But they have to slowly start trusting it and building it back with the torn ACL. And so he's putting his foot down a little by little. It kind of is ginger on it. But here we are. We got a whole gurney here. We can take it. I'm good. So what did you do with a wheelchair thing?

Well, it's like a gurney thing. Yeah. Well, we bought a little wheelchair thing too. We didn't even get to the house before we knew we couldn't use it. We'll just keep it for later because we might have another surgery. True. And we also have a little wheelbarrow we bought too. Oh my gosh.

Because we're just going to roll them around in it. He's too fat. Kayla couldn't carry him around because he's 75 pounds now. And I could, but he's like a 75 pound gooey bag of potatoes. He's like, you pick him up and that 75 pounds doesn't stay in the same spot. It's like a dead body. Not that I know what a dead body feels like. Oh, yeah, I don't know.

But now we're getting there. He's doing pretty good. But also, congratulations to Gordon. 11 years old, winning a beauty contest. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. We're still doing this, I guess. So someone stole some pumpkins off lunchboxes the porch.

Yeah. I was robbed. You weren't robbed. I was the victim of a crime. You weren't burglarized. A police officer called us and said that would be considered. Larceny. No, larceny, not larcenine.

That's what I said, larcenine. No, no. Larsoning. Oh, it's not larcenine? Uh-uh. Oh, my bad. Got that wrong. But I am proud of us for all remembering.

I wouldn't know what that was. I almost said arsonine, so I guess it was a little closer. Well, not that either. But he was like, I got robbed. I got burglarized. You had a couple pumpkins stolen from your porch. More than a couple. Which you used to do as a kid, too, so it's almost...

No, I used to smash pumpkins, but I would do it right in front of their front yard, like in the streets. They'd know, hey, you got smashed. They took them for decoration because there was no smashing in any streets. You also stole these pumpkins yourself. Because they were not for you. They were for the company that owns this building, and you acted like you worked for the company and took the pumpkins. I asked the guy. Am I allowed to have these pumpkins?

That's not what happened. And I said, can I take some from my neighbors? Absolutely, man. Go ahead and take as me as you want. He said, do you work for X, Y, Z? You said, yes. That was a lie. I couldn't understand what he said because he had an accent. So, Lunchbox filed a police report. Oh, no. Come on.

For pumpkins. This is a waste of resources. I cannot support this. What do you mean, you can't support it? You haven't heard the call yet. Was I a victim of a crime? Oh, my God. What called?

What did he call? 911? This is, this is, oh my gosh. He did not call 911. Lunchbox, do you want to set this up? I didn't call 911, guys. called non-emergency. 3-1-1?

Well, whatever, it's not 3-1-1, but yes. Whatever the non-emergency is. Okay, so once in us called, though, and here's that clip. Non-emergency, how can I help you? Yeah, man, I was just calling to let you know that I got robbed. You got robbed? Well, I mean, my house got robbed. My house got robbed.

Okay. All right, so what happened? When did this crime occur? When did this happen? I think it happened on Saturday. I don't know. We pulled up in the, we pulled up, and my son went walking up to the, front porch and he was like,

Dadda, our pumpkins are gone. So someone came... Lunchbox is doing a bit with this guy on the phone. He's doing Dada. He's doing Rob. He's doing a bit. Oh, my goodness. With this guy. No, no. The guy doesn't know it. The guy's doing his job.

No, no. Hold on. He's even doing like the little man. He's like, Daddy, I'm scared. Did you hear him when he said, you got robbed? Yes. You're doing a bit right now. No, no. You have to tell them what happened. It's like if you go to court, they're going to say, oh, what happened? I say reenact what your kid said and how he said it.

Yes, they're going to say, because whatever your statement is to them, and then your statement later, your statement can't change. So you have to have exactly what happened. Okay, here we go. Continue. We pulled up and my son went walking up to the front porch, and he was like, Dad, our pumpkins are gone. So someone came and stole our pumpkins off the porch.

Okay, so you're calling about pumpkins. Yes, I'm calling about my pumpkins. I want to file a police report. I feel violated. I feel like someone came into my yard and stole my... items, so I needed to call. I mean, what do you do? I have to call the police. Okay. I know this is not an emergency line, man, but, uh, I mean, they're just pumpkins, right? Yeah, the pumpkins that were on my front porch for Halloween. They weren't carved yet. They were

just, you know, there. All right. I think we got all that info. So you're going to, wait, so I just want to make sure you're going to file a police report and you'll email me the report and all that, right? Yeah. All right, man. Yeah, I got it. Good. Okay. All right. Well, thank you so much, man. I just hopefully we can find my pumpkins and bring them back home. All right. Let's get this paperwork over to the detective. You're that? I'm sorry, I work this down.

All right, buddy. All right, thank you. He's totally messing with you. He's got papers. He's crumpling a paper next to his phone. He's just trying to get you off the phone. That's great. You knew when he went to, yeah, man, he wasn't taking it seriously anymore.

And the fact that he's crumpling papers? That was amazing. Hilarious. What do you think about that? Did you know he's messing with you? Once I listened back I was like man I don't think he's really going to follow anything He's gonna pass it to the detectives

And so literally when I listened back I was like Oh man that's him crinkling Papers like he's like he's busy That's like this Breaking up Because you know what Now that I think about it I bet you they don't even do real papers

I bet you it's all in the computer They call it paperwork though Yeah I think it's just rolled over from like the 80s Like the paper trail or whatever Yeah yeah yeah yeah So okay well wait for your police report Let us know when it comes in He just goes from being serious to, man.

Pumpkins. And when that happens, it's over. Damn. The pumpkins are gone. Their pumpkins are gone, but. No, they're gone. It's fine. Let it go.

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dot edu slash military. Amy's dentist, my dentist, Dr. Trembly is on with us. Just general questions that I think people want to know that maybe they don't ask their dentist while they're there because most time we're freaking out. So Dr. Trembly's on the phone now. Shit. We have our dentist on the phone because our listeners love it when we put on people that can answer

real life questions for them. Dr. Trembly, how are you? Hey, Bobby. I'm great. Thank you. Yeah, glad you're here. We're just going to go right to it because the question that I ask every single time, because mostly I forget the answer myself, I buy those little floss picks.

I go and do my teeth. So if I do that instead of flossing, is it the same? No, it's just not as good. So kind of. Yeah, so the point of flossing is to remove food and build up on the parts of the teeth you can't brush. And the only way to do that is mechanically with a water pick or floss or the floss strips that you're talking about. And so as long as you're doing it, that's better than not doing it. What if I do it three times a day with the picks versus once a night with the floss?

Okay. So, again, like I said, the point is to remove any food particles and build up in the teeth. And so as long as you're clearing that, the reason those real tight picks aren't quite as good is because they don't adapt to the insides of the teeth. They're not as flexible. And so it doesn't tend to clean it as well. But I'm glad you're doing it. Yeah, thank you. Me too.

I'm glad I'm doing it too. I can do it nonstop three times. a day. Morning, I do it when I eat after I eat, and I spend a lot of time with it, and it bleeds sometimes. Sometimes I go real hard. Like I really dedicate myself to it, and I get down there deep, and it's like, pf, blah. Anyway, next question. Moving on. Yeah. So how hard is it to get kids to brush their teeth, and any advice on, if parents are listening, what they could do to get their kids to brush their teeth a little more? Well, hopefully I'll be better suited to answer this question. I just had a daughter.

She's about nine weeks old. She doesn't have any teeth yet. So I'm going into this without having a daughter or a child with teeth yet. But if you can get them excited and reward them and celebrate the cleaning of the teeth, brushing the teeth, I think that's the best way to get them motivated to do so. But again, I'll let you know here in a year or two. Yeah, but we're going to follow up with them on this guys. Good, good. A year or two.

How's that going? So mostly it's just kids and me who like the bubblegum flavor, right? Yeah, bubble gum are mint, usually. Yeah, yeah, I like those. He's like, which adult flavor would you like out? You get your bubble gum, doctor? That's what helps me get through it. Or vodka flavored.

Can you explain to me, and again, this is going to be a real dumb guy question, like, what is a cavity? So the enamel, which is the hardest thing the body makes, that's what covers the teeth. That's the part you see of the teeth. And it is incredibly strong and incredibly resistant to most things, except its weakness, it's kryptonite, is acidity. And it just so happens that everything that's colorful and tastes good that we drink is very acidic like Coke. And also other acidic sources are if you're having acid reflux or you're vomiting,

then that creates the cavities. And the third source is the back. in her mouth. They, when they eat simple sugars and, and they metabolize the things they eat, they excrete acidity. So, um, prolonged exposure to acid is, is what causes the cavity. And it's eating through the enamel, that hard surface. And once it does that, it spreads to the rest of the tooth and eventually to the nerve. Yeah, and that hurts, guys, in case you have a yeah, yeah, yeah. It hurts a lot. Dr. Jeff Trimbley's on with us. Smile on. on Nashville.com. He's also my dentist and Amy's dentist.

Yep. And so we got a whole list here. Next one. What's the best way to whiten your teeth, the safest, the most effective? Yeah, great question. So what stains the teeth is, you know, the things we eat and drink, and it stains the layer beneath the enamel. So whitening toothpaste, all that is, it's got little particles in it that scrub the surface of the teeth. So that only whitens the surface. to whiten the layer beneath, you have to put a peroxide type gel. So the oxygen diffuses across the enamel and breaks up stains deep in the teeth. Yeah, I don't know.

How do we get that? I need like Rosetta Stone Dennis there. There's a lot of words there. Well, what I was saying is, you know, there's a lot of whitening toothpaste. All that's doing is it just has more particles to scrape the surface of the teeth. So it's not really whitening very well. The real good way to whiten is with the whitening gel, the peroxide. And you put that on your teeth for a period of time,

and the oxygen diffuses across and breaks up stains deep in your teeth. And the last part about that is whitening is kind of like fitness. You're going to get your best whitening by doing it a little bit over longer periods of time, just like working out. and so really it's just the gel and putting it on your teeth. What about charcoal on your teeth? People use charcoal a lot on their teeth. What does that do?

Yeah, so charcoal has antibacterial properties, but it also is pretty abrasive. So remember I said the whitening toothpaste has a high abrasive content. So I see a lot of patients use a lot of whitening. and they start wearing down that enamel in their teeth. And, you know, aside from being out in the wilderness and not having any other options, I wouldn't recommend charcoal because it is very abrasive. And whitening the teeth, remember, comes from the inside of the teeth, not the surface.

The surface just removes stains. Some of those Kingsford biscuits you grill with charcoal. Those are good. Yeah, could you do that? Different. You know, you could. I know you hung out with Bear Grills a little bit, Bobby, and I'm sure he's taking some campfire charcoal and scrubbed it around on his teeth, yeah.

So what do you think about that? It wasn't such a dumb question. Oh, man, you're right. That seems crazy. Exactly. Should we brush before we come into the dentist office? Absolutely. Just for your personal sake?

He's like, please. When I'm working, so there's kind of two divisions of dentistry. We have the cleaning side where my hygiene. clean teeth, and then I tend to repair teeth. And I always appreciate it when somebody's brushed. We keep toothbrushes in our bathroom with toothpaste on them for people to brush. But if you're coming in for a cleaning, you're getting your teeth cleaned anyways, so don't stress about it.

So eat all the chocolate cake you want if you're going in for a cleaning and leave it. That's right. Yeah, let the hygienists do all the hard work. Holiday, I just thought of something. I have a confession. Last time I went to see him, they are the, these nifty little toothbrushes in the bathroom. They're pre-packaged.

And the bristles, they have the built-in toothpaste. And I thought, well, this is a great thing to keep in my bag. So I took a few. You stole them. I just brushed my teeth there. I didn't steal them. I mean, it was two. Is that, sorry? I just thought, well, these are neat.

I wanted to remember to maybe try to order some on Amazon. You'll be invoiced. Sorry. Avey, I'm over here laughing. This is great. But that's why they're there. Okay. We want you to grab a few.

Do you hate Halloween because of all the candy? I don't hate Halloween because of candy. I love Halloween. I guess it actually helps me stay in business. Final thing, I have surgery this afternoon. I came to your office, and it was a very quick trip. I sat down and you were like, well, this ain't good. And you told me, you said, this is what, can you explain what's happening to my tooth?

So, because I may have been, I don't know, a little dramatic. I'm not sure. As a doctor, will you tell them what's going on? So we have a 3D x-ray of your tooth. and what I did is I tapped on a few different teeth. And do you remember when I hit the one that's affected? You about hopped out of the chair. Yeah, it's like a choir boy.

Yep. Yeah. And so that tells me one or two things. Either there's a crack in that tooth or the pulp inside the tooth is really affected and needs to be taken out with a root canal. I'm kind of 50-50 on which one it is with you. I'm not for sure. So where I'm starting with you is I'm going to send you to the endodontist,

and he's going to go on the inside of that tooth, take that pulp out, and look from the inside to see if there are cracks. If there's a crack, then we probably need to get that tooth out and put an implant in. Full implant. If there's not a crack, then he's just going to get the pulp out, He's going to feel it from the inside, and you just won't have a nerve in that tooth, and you'll be fine. AKA root canal. Correct.

And so we looked at the x-ray, and there's like a big, like a cut. I don't know. What is that a fracture look like? Yeah, you know, it's really hard to tell because these fractures can be small. But, and again, if it is a crack, then we're going to have to probably get the tooth out. But I think there's a chance that it's just a damaged pulp. and he'll be able to fix it in a single day. So we'll see.

Yeah, but like you said, it's the worst you've ever seen. You couldn't believe a human could actually take that pain and actually function. Remember you said that? Exactly. You're tough as nails. Both people would be crying and not working. That's right. You know what I said?

I said, my tooth hurts, but you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go do some charity work. Wow. Yeah, that's what I said. Okay, Amy, anything you'd like to say as we wrap up with Dr. Tremblay? Yeah, I just thought of something. I had to start taking a new medication recently, and my mouth is really, really dry. and it's actually, it's very annoying.

So is there anything I can do to make my, no, no, I drink water. It's a wet water. Okay, Dr. Jeff, let it a little bit. Stop, I drink water. You have to have had patients that have dry mouth syndrome. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So, I mean, when I see it in the practice, we need to chat about this because,

remember I talked about the acidity is what's damaging to the teeth. Yeah. Your saliva has a, it's alkaline. So it's the opposite of acidic. So the saliva helps coat the teeth and protect them from acidity. So when you start, when your salary glands dry up, you're more susceptible to decay. And we can do like biotene. Oh, I have biotene.

Yeah. Okay, okay. So I'll do that. That's what I've been doing. I googled that. It said biotene, but I thought I'd asked you. And I've been rinsing with that. But now I'm scared to rinse more than once a day.

Oh, no, no, no. The biotene will be fine. And I can also get you some gum with xylitol that stimulates the salarary flow. But gum with the xylitol in it is awesome. It's a great treatment for just about anybody because xylitol is a sugar that the bacteria feed on, but they can't process it. So it's like eating food that has no calories in it, and it confuses them in it, and they die off. I feel like this interview was used for a little personal session with Amy. for a minute.

Then nobody else even knows what's happening here. But does that bubble yum have the xylitol in? Good question. That's how we get it back to the people. Hubba Bubba. Yeah. Hubba Bubba doesn't. Okay.

That is advertised with xylitol in it. It's X, Y, I don't even know how to spell it. Cool. The xylitol is great for anybody. It tastes good. It stimulates salarity flow, and it confuses bacteria. Dr. Trembly, we appreciate. your time and your knowledge, and I think you answer a lot of our questions and a lot of our listeners'

curiosities. So thank you. Everybody go to smile on Nashville.com. If you want to see Dr. Trembling, hey, not bad for the eyes. You know what I'm saying? Not bad for the eyes. I thought he worked on teeth. Hey, you know what I mean? Hey, pretty good looking fella. You know what I'm saying? Just going to leave that there. And he has a therapy dog. You can't say that. His therapy dog is a employee of the month. You can't say that about the dentist. 12-time employee of the month. Yeah. He's up on the screen when I was there the other day. Employee of the month. How do the other employees feel about that? They all hate it. They're all very resentful.

Very resentful. Dr. Trebly. Thank you so much. Thank you. Talk to you soon. All right. Sounds good. Take care. It'd be funny if while that was happening here, he's actually working on somebody as he's talking. Like, wow, man. There you go. Hope that answered a lot of your questions, and always good to have him on. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,

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That's AMU. APS. dot E-D-U-S-Military. He's got in California. They call him Mr. Teddy Bear. He shaves. His hair grows back fully about three hours later. Wow.

His hair grows that fast. That's a man. When you're 13, that would be awesome. Right, because it doesn't grow that fast at all. After about 26, that's bad. Oh, yeah. That's a lot to do with. That stinks.

I feel bad for him. A man in California called Mr. Teddy Bear says he's a real life wearwolf when it comes to hair. He says he's been growing body hair since he was 13. He's learned to deal with it. as two X's that would shame him for his body hair or passive aggressive and make him shave it off, but it would grow back fully three hours later. You can almost see that hair grow at three hours.

Yeah. I mean, you wouldn't watch it like sprout, like slow motion nature film, but three hours, that's crazy. My hair grows pretty quick. My head goes real quick. Eddie, I'm not trying to rub it in. I mean, you were looking at me when you said that. It grows really quickly.

And then my facial hair grows in pretty strong except for like one little thing where I have a scar on my chin. other than that's pretty good. Who's the hairiest person on the show? It's got to be either Scover or Mike D. Oh, that's a good... Yeah. I think it's Scooba.

I've seen Scuba without a shirt. And Scuba's completely bald on his head, but it's like it just forgot to grow there and it's like, well, we got to get out somewhere. It comes to the rest of my body. Yeah, because it's thick. Yeah, I used to shave my whole body in my 20s because I thought it looked better,

but then I just gave up and I've got hair everywhere. I can show you what I've got. I don't. No, no. I'm good. I'm good. Daddy's seen it. Do you like being hairy?

because back in the 70s and 80s, Bert Reynolds' time, that's a real thing. I think it's okay. I think it's that thing now again. Plus, it keeps me comfortable and in the warmer or the winter season. I feel a little warmer.

Are you serious? You feel warmer because you're hairy? Yeah, I really do. Dang. Scoop is very hairy. Mike's pretty hairy. I have weird patches of hairiness. Like my,

I don't have a hairy back, but I have like very prickly hairs on my back. Listen, I like to be a little spoon. I'll admit it. And my wife would be like, ow! Like what? She goes, you're prickling me.

Where? Your little hairs? Yeah. Interesting. I know. Pumpkin spice foods cost up to 160% more than the regular version for everybody that wants to romanticize pumpkin spice. 160% more than what it normally would be if it didn't have pumpkin spice in it. So there you go.

Save money. We'll buy pumpkin spice. Yeah. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Well, it looks like the average person gives up trying to be trendy at the age of 35. I don't think I started until then. Yeah. Oh, trying to be trendy?

Well, not trying, but like finding things that I enjoyed that were somewhat fashion-ish for, especially shoes. I always like shoes, and I never had shoes growing up. And my thing was, when I make it, I'm going to have shoes because I couldn't afford shoes. And I had to buy shoes at yard sales and garage sales my whole life for school shoes. Probably until 11th grade until we got a credit card for JCPen. And I thought, man, when I am making it, in the first purchase, everybody's like, what was your first big purchase? pair of Jordans, white Jordans. And then I about 34, 35, I was like, all right, I'm doing pretty good.

It's time to go crazy on shoes. And that's what I do. I have a whole lot of shoes. So I think that's where I live it. Lunchbox, do you ever want to be trendy? Oh, I'm not trendy. No. Oh, we're just now letting him know?

Yeah, you're not, man. I mean, my hoodies, I feel like hoodies are in now. Like, everybody wears hoodies. Yeah, that's good. So I think that I'm pretty trendy with that. You definitely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what happens over there?

Well, what happens around 35 is kids. You spend money on kids. You don't have as much money to spend on yourself. Time to even really worry about it. That's my problem. I ain't got time. Well, you guys make kids sound like it ain't a good thing. Well, they do take all your money.

Pros and cons. And all your time. And all your time. And all your energy. And energy. Dang, have that too. They make you real tired. Oh, no.

And you say that through your teeth. All right, what else? All right. There's a list of things that are illegal to thrown away. And I'm pretty sure I've thrown away. Well, maybe all. of them. Batteries.

What are we supposed to do with them? Because the mercury. So what do you do with them? They said you can drop it off at places like staples or other stores. I would never do that. I mean, that's tough. Guys, we've all done that. I know.

They kick in the door now. Get down. It's array. Take us all in. Again, same thing with old cell phones, computers, other what they call. E waste, electronic waste. Probably a new thing, too. We're just now learning we shouldn't be tossing in the actual garbage.

So like Google in your state where you can go drop it off. Old medications, if you toss them or flush them, they can end up in a water supply. Whoa. So you can, the FDA says, search for drug disposal near me. A lot of searching. I'm already tired trying to find places to drop all this crap off. What else? Old paint?

Because that's flammable or poisonous. Paint stores will take that from you. One day on this show, when we all feel good, We're all in a good place. I would like ready to tell his paint story. Not today. What's my paint story? Oh, you're a paint story, man.

You know when the painters come to the house. Oh, that's a good story. What? It's just a, it's a, it's a good story. I'm almost ready to maybe tell my, what was Mail to me story. Maybe. We're going to go first. Oh, that's breaking news.

I'm never. Breaking news! Breaking news! Maybe I just, I'm never going to press that for you to do it. I know you're not. But I had a thought the other day that, that like, okay, enough time is passed and something really happened.

Let's do it. That's big stuff. I mean, I have to consult other people first. Yeah, consult me. Ask me. No. There's other people. Okay, today's the 24th. Can we say Halloween? No, I have to do Terrify or two by Halloween.

Can we say November 1st? That's a Tuesday, but it's the first of the month. We can remember that. Maybe the first of the month you finally told what was Meldew. I know. People are going to be like, what the? Yeah, I don't know. You guys don't know. No, no, no, we don't know. Well, speaking of...

Can we say November 1st? Supposing things. I don't even know what happened to it, and I don't want to know. Can we say November 1st? We can. Okay. November... No, with the side of asterisk of need to talk to other people first.

There's a chance November 1st. Yeah. Yes. Okay, big news. Breaking news. Okay. All right. Let's move on to Luke Bryan and what he doesn't want to know.

So he's obviously really rich. I mean, I think he's got $45 million. Or so? More. More. Well, that was according to Forbes. More. Whatever you're thinking, more.

Yeah, it's more. So I guess he had to have a talk with his business manager, and he said, look, I just never want to know how much money my family spends. Like, whatever my wife and my kids do or whatever we have to do to keep up with all we have to spend to live, the way we live. Don't ever tell me. Wow. That means you have a lot. That means you have a ton of money. Good for him.

He's earned it. He said right here, me and my business manager, we have an agreement. he's never allowed to tell me what my family members cost me annually. See, I do the opposite. I'm like, you tell me every penny you spend. No, no, no, my wife. Oh, you tell her. She's the business manager.

Every penny. I was like, wait, break in business. Breaking news. No chance. They're like, this is easy. I don't have a lot of money to deal here. I'm shocked that you're going to allow us to talk. But by the way, Luke has way more money than that.

Yeah, for sure. And secondly, I'm, I, I'm excited to know that hopefully in November 1st, you will finally let America know what was mailed to you. We've been holding it for maybe two years. It's felt like two years. Because it's been so long, like, and maybe I'm just detached from it now,

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I'm like, you know the rules here. You do what I say. And then he punched me in the face and goes, no, you do what I say. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. There's his teenager, Allison, in Texas, and she has epilepsy.

But she decided she wanted to get involved in pageants. So she showed up to one pageant. She had her service dog with her. And someone actually told her, yeah, you're not going to be able to really do this. You have a service dog. Pagent girls don't have disabilities. Well, she proved that person wrong because she was just crowned Miss Dallas Teen USA with her dog by her side. And they even made a little crown for her dog.

That's cool. She also, you know, gets to represent and also for other kids that are going through the same thing, can see her do it, and also go, hey, I can do that too. Yeah. You know, she's a representation. She's a representation for other kids out there. Yeah. That is awesome.

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