The Bobby Bones Show - (Mon Full Show) Bobby's Exciting Family Update + We Find Out If We Are Mega Millions Lottery Winners + We Play Never Gonna Get It

Episode Date: October 3, 2022

Bobby shares where he traveled this weekend for some exciting family news! Plus, we play 'Never Gonna Get It,' we talk to a listener and go around the room to guess the answer to the survey question "on average Americans think it takes 13 minutes for this to happen." Then Scuba Steve shares whether the show won anything on their Mega Millions lottery tickets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Get anything done. Come on Monday show. Morning studio. Morning. Hope everybody had a great weekend. Now, away we go with Monday show. Let me see if I can guess these accurately. Eddie, 5 foot 11, 178 pounds.

Close. What do you got? That's close enough. You want to just go with that? Six foot. You're not six foot? 180. Oh, you think you're tall and heavier.

Yeah. You're definitely not six foot. With the extra inch, yeah, I get a little heavier. Here he is, our video producer, Eddie, everybody. All right, welcome. New week, new week. I've told my wife this hundreds of times. When we're grocery shopping, don't open the chip bag and start eating before we pay for it.

We've talked about it on the show. I've talked about it here. Well, she finally got her lesson at the store. We go to pay our stuff, and the cashier list. lady, she goes, oh, do you want to get another bag of chips? This one's open. And my wife goes, oh, no, no, I opened it. I was hungry. And the lady said, you ate it before you paid for it? And my wife said, yeah, yeah, I just took a little bit. Oh, I didn't know what you can do that. There's some cake over there at the bakery if you want to go eat it before you. And I was like,

yes, this is awesome. Exactly what I've been saying. And my wife got offended. She brought the sass, professional sass. She's really, there's like, oh, there's some delicious cake if you just want to open it up and eat it and then bring me the box and I'll ring it up. I'm surprised at that reaction. Wow, me too. It was crazy. It's a little uncalled for. Yeah.

Not necessary. I love it. I eat at the grocery store. I don't. But I think sometimes I'll drink. If I'm really thirsty, I'll open a water like if I'm dehydrated and drink it as I'm going through. Oh. And then pay for it.

We'll go help yourself to some cake over there. I agree. Some good cake over there. I can't believe the sass was brought like that. What's your wife say? She was just like, no, I'm good with a cake. Thank you very much. Did you stand out for her?

No, I said, yeah. I told her the same thing, too. Why eat the chips? Pay for it first. That's funny, dude. Okay, up next. Let's go over to lunchbox. Five, ten and a half,

179 pounds. 511. 170. Okay. Maybe 179 soaking wet. Okay, here he is. Lunchbox. And action.

Guys, it's acting week. This is the week. I'm in the musical in Las Vegas. Yes. I didn't realize. This coming Saturday. I will be in Las Vegas Bad out of hell

You gotta buy tickets You can come see me I'm gonna be in a musical This is crazy I didn't know it was this week Are you nervous Do you even know what you're doing? Have you said

Oh I know what I'm doing I'm gonna be in bad out of hell No no no I know Is it all sold out Like as far as you know That's what I'm saying I think there's a few tickets available Like 100

So I need people that are living in Las Vegas Are gonna be there this weekend To come see me on Saturday Is your face up on the marquee? I went by there when we were there for IHeart and they hadn't got down the marquee yet. Oh, yeah, that's the key word yet. Yeah.

Yeah. So when do you fly in? I fly in this Friday. And do you watch a show Friday night? Yeah, I watch the show Friday night. And then Saturday I'm on the stage. Have you been texting with the producer, the director, anybody? We've been chatting.

What's that mean? We talked. Like, I met him when I was in for Iheart. Oh, you wouldn't met him? I went and met him, went and talked to him, you know what I mean? He showed me my dressing room and... You have a dressing room? Yes, Amy, I'm an actor

I'm a Thesian. Big star Saturday. Saturday, bad out of hell. Paris Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Get your tickets now. Let's go! Hey, Steven, some of our listeners are going, right? Yes, people from Las Vegas are going to be there.

And then Abby's going with him as his social correspondence and helper and producer. Oh, boy. Is she going, like we're paying for it? Oh, yeah. She's not paying for it at her own pocket. It's supposed to be me, but I can't go. So Abby's going. That's amazing for Abby.

Shocking. Every time I have a trip, scuba can't go. He puts you with Abby. Like diamond mine. Oh, scuba can't go. You know what I'm going with Eddie, though. I get it, scuba. He comes to me all the time.

Well, a big weekend, lunch, we love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Amy, seven foot tall, 80 pounds. I don't know. I'm just going to leave that out of there. All right, go ahead, Amy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so I talk to my psychic cousin

because last week or so, I think she came up and you're like, hey, can we get her on? And I thought, well, I don't know. We were talking this weekend anyway, and I threw it out there. Like, I have no idea why he wants you to come on. But I just want to check him. See if she's seen my death card anytime soon Okay

Can she do that? I have no idea Tarot cards? No, I don't think so But I don't know But she said sure So she'll come on and answer any of the questions again Yeah

I gotta figure out what they are Don't do death man That's just weird That is morbidum Oh yeah don't do that On the new Game of Thrones This guy's like Do you want to know when you want to die

And what do they say They just kept walking I would have thought about it I was like wow No Do I want to know Would you want to know when you die No chance

I don't know I would only want to know if it was forever away. You're so calculated, though. I feel like you'd want to know and it would help you out. Yeah, my only fear would be, this is what I like. Close my eyes, and then I open it, and I get five seconds of any year that I want to see. I get to catch you in like one a year forever. Oh, that's cool.

Let's say I close my eyes and I want to see 2052, and I close my eyes and open it back up, and it's just black. That means I died by 2050. I've got this whole story in my head about this scenario. That's terrible. Yeah. That's terrible. And then I have to wait another year to go, oh, I'm dead by then. So 2040, I close, open them, I'm still black.

So that means every year I learn that I'm dying earlier and earlier. Okay, all right. God, you've been thinking about this? Yeah. Yeah, you need it. So we'll be 72. Who knows? Actually, then I'm like, tomorrow and I close my eyes and it's black.

Oh, my gosh. You died by tomorrow? Oh, man. And that's what's up. And then you're like, wait, I'm dying between now and tomorrow. And then the whole rest of the book or the movie is me trying to keep myself from dying between now and tomorrow. Wow. But you can't because you're going to die anyway.

You can't keep yourself from dying. Or can I? Can you change the course of history? History, no. Change the course of history? History's already happened. You mean destiny? That's what I would do.

That's what I'm out. Yeah, let's get your psychic cousin on. All right, go ahead, Ray. I'm saying 6-1 and 171. It's pretty accurate. I got down to about one. I've cut sugar 95% of my diet, and I haven't done anything else different.

I'm still eating and not fasting. But I got to like 168, and I was like, damn. feeling pretty good about myself. Like, not weighing every five minutes like I used to. But, yeah, we'll go six, six, two. No. Not going that high. So the deodorant that I've been wearing and I've talked about it,

sometimes it makes me stink. I've had two different kinds that it's not been good. So my wife's like, why don't you just use mine? And so I didn't use it for any reason other than she was like tried it. It won't make your armpit smell bad. But it's something called native deodorant. It has no aluminum. There are reasons to actually buy this deodorant.

Oh, Scoopin just showed me some. Do you have it too? Yeah, we've used it since for a few years now. It's legit. It's awesome. I smell good and apparently I'm not eating aluminum. Yeah, exactly. That's not being absorbed into your skin.

Yeah, same thing. That's women's deodorant? I don't know. It's just the kind I think she uses, but they make. What flavor? Mine's coconut and vanilla. Me too. I'm not a really bar.

What is it called now? That's how you guys realize my deodorant. I've been eating it the whole time. Oh, that's why you smell bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's coconut and vanilla. It's really good. What's your flavor?

Oh, mine's homemade coconut and vanilla. You guys are both coconut and vanilla But she said she makes hers Yeah That's weird But it's not native No Oh got it

All right anyway There's new deodorant If you guys are looking for it That's what's up Let's start a Monday show Everybody feeling good Yeah Yeah

We're back This Monday is a lot better Than last Monday Oh much better already Because the rest They didn't send us to Vegas In the heat Work us for 50 hours a day

Say fly back in the middle of night And start the show Three hours later But don't be tired on the air That's why All right All right Nobody cares except us

But we're back Let's open up the mailbag You send an email and we read it on the air It's something we call Bobby's mailbag Yeah Hello Bobby Bones I heard you guys talking about

lame types of cars The guys drive I just start a date And a guy who loves cars Which is just fine He has a Mercedes-Benz And I think he loves it more than he could love any woman He calls the car

Honey Oh my gosh He does not even have a pet name for me. I'm not allowed to eat in the car and have to clean my feet before I get in. He spends 50 bucks a week having it cleaned and wax. Yes, every week. The other day, we went to eat and he didn't have enough to pay the bill because he just had the car detailed. Don't get me wrong. He's very sweet and respectful, but I think he's seriously in love with his car. Do you think this guy will ever love me as much as he loves his car, signed second to a Mercedes? I'm first

going to go out on a limb and say he probably loves this car because of something that happened when he was young. They didn't have a nice car. He got made fun of for having an old beat-up car. That's why someone usually attach us to something like this later in life. Because he has a

car fetish now because probably never got any car when he was young. So there's that. I would kind of figure out what the rude to this is first. If he's respectful, you know, if he's very sweet, if he's working hard,

let him love his car. It's a little odd that he pays more than he should if he can't pay the bill. Honey? Yeah. He calls it. I'm not a car guy in anyway.

I don't care about cars. I've had cars, whatever. Doesn't matter. Take it or leave it. But I can still understand somebody being in love with something. Shoes, that would be mine. I don't have shoes.

Absolutely. My first, quote unquote, big paycheck, I went and bought a pair of Jordans because I was like, wow, I can now afford to buy shoes. shoes because my whole life we had to buy shoes at yard sales and I got made fun of because the kids who sold the shoes at a yard sale will then see me at school in their shoes that they sold and I would just get tortured because of it so I've always had this thing with shoes I'm like man when I make it

nobody's making fun of me for shoes I'm have every shoe maybe that's his deal with the car I don't know but what do you think about him going to dinner not having enough money because he just detailed honey that's weird yeah honey honey that's very weird he needs to chill out on getting waxed and washed every week maybe we move it every two weeks So let him have a thing. As long it's not affecting day-to-day life, I think you're okay. What do you think about a Mercedes in general? You like Mercedes's?

Yeah. Yeah? D-B. You think it's a DB, huh? Totally, DB. Why? Or a surgeon. If it's like a doctor surgeon, get it.

Other than that DB. DB, man. You're proving something that you don't have. I don't think Mercedes is a DB car. Really? It's interesting that you do. Not the SUV. The car.

The SUV is like, those are nice and stuff. But the car, no. Give me a DB car. Lunchbox. Um. Dang, man, I don't know. There's not many DB cars out there in my mind. Because you think they're just all cool.

Yeah, I like Lambos, Corvettes, Ferraris. I would say BMW or Land Rover. Those are DB cars. Yeah. Would you drive Land Rover if someone gave you one? Yeah. Yeah.

100%. 100%. 100. What about a BMW? Yeah, they gave it to me. Yeah. What if you found one 20% off? Ooh, no, probably not.

Okay. Amy? What is a DB car? I guess this guy, anybody calling his car, honey? No, what's wrong with him taking care of his car? Yeah, I don't care about that. I'm not a brand of a car. What's a DB car?

I guess the Corvette. Corvette's good. Oh, come on. As a DB car? Yes, because every time you see like a convertible Corvette, you see someone, you're just like, okay, this guy thinks he's so cool. Or it's somebody that's like 55 that really, no. that wanted one when he was 20 and finally can afford it so he's having a midlife crisis car and that's okay.

What about Lexus? Old person. Is that old person? Yeah, I don't really think that would be a DB. If I see a DB, I mean, anything yellow. Oh, come on. What about like a Toyota Selica yellow? Just yellow because you have to chase yellow.

It's not on the lot. Yellow's tough. You have to custom order that? Yeah, and then unless it's on the lot, then it's like a Lamborghini or a Ferrari or a Porsche. It's yellow, and I'm like, you wanted it to be yellow, so we'd all stare at it. So you're calling that dude, DB, the one that we saw with the yellow car? The car, the anything, yeah, I'm going to go yellow.

But you're going to call that dude, DB. I'm not saying anybody, but I would say yellow. Okay. Listen, he loves his car. Let him love his car. It doesn't sound unhealthy yet. He's only missed rent once, sounds like. Let him take care of the car.

You're all good. If it goes more than this, hit us back and let us know, all right? All right, there you go. That's the mailback. We've got your email, and we've got your email. Red on your air Now it's about to close Bobby fell back

Yeah Emily in Missouri's on the phone Emily are you a veterinarian I am a veterinarian Well you are just the person I wanted to talk to I have a bulldog He's three

He's named Stanley He halfway tore one of his ACLs He all the way tore his other one Right into two And so they say He's got to have surgery But they didn't say I had to have it right away

What do you think about this? Well I would say So I personally my dog said she has torn both of her ACLs. And I did surgery on both of her legs at different times. And it was totally worth it. She's doing great. It's been a couple of years now.

She never limped. And so I would suggest probably trying to get the surgery done as soon as you can. Just because he's going to be in pain up until the surgery. and for several months after the surgery, but the longer you put it off, the longer that time span is going to be stretched out. They're telling me I have to keep him leased for months because he can't run off.

So he's out of he got to be in a crate or in a small room or he has to be on a leash so he doesn't run away. Do you understand how strong and how rowdy my bulldog is and what kind of life change that's going to be for him? I do. I do. That's going to be really hard. And I will say with my dog's first knee surgery,

we did not follow the rules as much as we were supposed to, and I think it took longer for her to recover from that one. What kind of dog... So it's terrible. What kind of dog would you not get? Like, if listeners are out there, because bulldogs are tough, and I wouldn't have just pursued a bulldog. I never wanted a bulldog.

And had he not been presented to me like, hey, we have this dog, he's not... Because Stanley's had, he's going to be 11 surgeries if we do these two, but he's had nine surgeries so far. And my friend was like, his needs an eye surgery, he needs a weaner surgery, but you can have them if you do these surgeries and take care of them. So I said, great. But bulldogs, I don't recommend them because everything's wrong with them. They're all inbred forever.

I love Stanley, but I don't think they should make bulldogs anymore. But do you have, like, as a vet, do you see bulldogs and go, man, those dogs just aren't worth it? Like what other dogs would you tell people not to get into? Oh, man. My top answer would be a bulldog. Yeah. And I say mine from the place of love. Love Stanley.

every dog, big dog guy. But I wish they would just stop making them because they're not healthy. He can't breathe. He can't swim. They're so cute though, dude. I know, but that's why that's why. I know. What's like the second hardest dog for people to keep up with because there's just always something wrong with them? I'd probably go with something similar like a pug. It's all the flat nose animals. Yeah, the ones that can't breathe. And what's the best? Yeah, breathing is really too. The most healthy dog. When you go, okay, they brought in this dog. We're going to take like a mutt out of it because Elders got all kinds of dogs in her. She's healthy.

She can eat that. She grab an animal, eat it, follow it up with a double shot of poop. She's all good, right? So she never gets sick. But what kind of other animal if someone's going to go and get an animal? What's a good, healthy kind of dog? I've always said that standard poodles are really underrated.

No way. A standard poodle? Standard poodle. Yeah, they're really nice. They're healthy. And they're actually, you know, the big ones, the big standard ones. They're pretty athletic and durable. Yeah, the big ones are good.

The little ones. No, those little poodles. Any dog you can put in a purse, I'm going to pass on. Like, if it needs a home, I'm going to help eat it. I'm going to find it at home. But if you can put it in the bag, that dog probably ain't for me, you know? How long have you been a veterinarian, Emily? Four years.

Do you think you've been pooped on over 100 times? Probably, yeah. There she is. All right, Emily. She needs to go and get pooped on again later today, so we're going to let her go. But I appreciate your advice. Anyone have a quick question for Emily about their dog. We have a veterinarian.

She's not charging us. Anything you want to know. Eddie? Yes, I have a schnauzer terrier, and she's almost like a teenager. If she doesn't get what she wants, she pees in the house. What do I do about that? She's potty trained, but it's her way of getting angry at us. Well, I guess you ought to give her what she wants then.

Boom, one answer. Love that answer. Amy, your turn. Go ahead. I have like a four or five-year-old Labradoodle. She's a rescue, so she has a lot of anxiety issues. Do you think she's constantly licking? Like, is that part of the anxiety years or anything I can do or spray on her?

her to make her stop licking herself all the time? Well, licking can be a part of anxiety. And there's a whole lot of things that can be done to address that. And so, you know, I would certainly sit down with your veterinary and talk about that. But licking can also be a symptom of allergies and itching. And so, like, if her paws are itchy, they'll lick them a bunch. And so that could be allergies or a sign of a skin infection. Oh, great.

Okay. Hey, it could be anything. One final question. Why do dogs paw smell like Frito's corn chips? That's good. Ah, that's because they get basically yeast infection between their toes. Why am I smelling it so often then? It's yeast.

Yeah, I'm disgusting. You just put your nose in a yeast. I'm just like this. Just smell it all. That's not good. Wow. Emily, thank you for your time. We really appreciate that.

Thank you for calling. And I hope you have an awesome day. Yeah, you too. All right, there she is. Let's give a round of bless, Emily. I'm sure I'll be invoice for this at some point. Thank you, Emily, for your time. You're welcome.

Have a good day. Bye-bye. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. The Whitman Police Department recently received a special request. A fellow officer from a nearby town said, hey, could you arrest this guy as part of an elaborate prank to help him propose to his girl?

Oh, gosh. He said that they do pranks a lot, and he was going to dinner with her. her parents and could you come arrest me and put me in the back of the car and then I'm gonna propose That's funny Oh that's pretty risky huh

Yeah yeah But that's exactly what happened He was eating dinner With his girlfriend and his future inlaws And police rolled up to the restaurant They walked straight in They just put them in handcuffs And they walk them straight out

With his in-laws I like this They gotta be like what's happened Yeah He doesn't fight it He just goes Well what's happening What's happening

They take him out And she goes Can I speak to him before you take them off and he's in the back of the car and then well you marry me comes out of the car I do have some audio here here's the clip of Kristen saying she was so mad at a boyfriend for being arrested right up until he proposed

I was having a heart attack I was just horrified I was ready to kill him and he's so lucky it ended that way because I was so mad she kills him then she goes to jail forever it's a weird twist of the story it all worked out I just think of what those in-laws their faces look like Oh, gosh, what they were thinking.

Not even her, just the in-laws. Like, wait, this is this who she's marrying? What did he do? But shout out to those cops. Shout out to him. It's a funny idea, especially if they prank each other all the time. That's a good one. That is what it's all about.

That was Tell Me Something Good. It's a Bobby Bones show interview. In case you didn't know. Got so many hits. From back in 2007, here's International Harvester. Because I'm the son of a third generation farmer. From back in 2004, that's what I love about Sunday. What I love about Sunday.

I'm not going to do. I'm always got so many. From 2005, here is Redneck Yacht Club. He's got a new memoir that came out on the 27th. Man, he's so funny. Such a good dude. Welcome to the studio, Tennessee's own, Craig Morgan. On the Bobby Bone Show now.

Craig Morgan. You know, I read most of your book on the toilet. That's a good place. That's where I can really focus, honestly. That's funny. in there long enough to read. Oh, I'm in there for like days now. I'm some sort of IBS thing where I'm like... You're like that guy on 40-something when you're playing video games and stuff. I, and sometimes I'll be able to get a lot of work done. That's awesome.

Yeah, I have a whole set up, a computer. I got out... In the bathroom. Craig's got a book called God, family, and country. It's a memoir, which it's really great. Thank you. It's very personal. Thank you. And I know that's tough to do because I'm going to imagine there were times where you thought, one, do people actually care? And two, am I being too personal? But I thought you nailed it. What was the hardest part of writing this book for you? Taking the time. And quite honestly, we had nothing but time. The majority of this, we started during the pandemic when we weren't working. But I had gotten lazy because we weren't touring. I was just traveling around with my wife, Karen. We'd go to Alaska and come back. And my co-writer,

Jim DeFleash, would be like, hey, you want to go to go. get together and work on this book thing, you know? Yeah, I think that, that, and as you alluded to, talking about it, you know, when I first approached this book, for me, it was a lot like doing any other project that I've ever done in my life. I figured, we'll do this, be done, and go do something else, you know, like an album. When I do an album, I work on the album. As soon as I finish that album, I'm focused on writing more music for the next project,

for somebody else or whatever, production. It doesn't matter. And I thought the book would be the same thing, but it's not. not. It's really, it's weird. You know already, you've done this, but this is the first book I've written, and it being a memoir, boy, it's going to be there forever. Did you find yourself, and I can just be a weirdo, but did you find yourself as you were telling some of the stories that you're kind of reliving them? And I don't want to say re-experienced them, but seeing them from a different perspective, and either they reminded of you how awesome

a moment was or like how emotional emotion a moment was that you haven't thought about in a long time? I don't think that's weird at all. That's exactly what happened. So a lot of the, especially the military stories. I mean, that's been a while for me. And when we were talking about Panama, I went down to, we went down to our beach house and I brought a bunch of my buddies in that I served with in Panama. And we spent two days together talking about the stories and reliving some of those things. And it was, it was a, it was very, surreal. It's one of those kind of like outside looking in. I don't want to sound all weird. No, it's that though, because you're outside looking back in at a part of your life that maybe you didn't fully appreciate or understand because you're right in the middle of it.

Yeah, and I've lived my life that way. Like, you know, when I jump out of a plane, I'm jumping out of the plane right then. After I'm done, my feet hit the ground, parachutes rolled up. You're moving on. You don't think about that jump no more. I'm thinking about the next thing. Looking back, it was like, at one point it was like, holy cow, I've done a lot of crap. You know, now I know why everyone was trying to get me to write the book. Because I think the longer I went, the less I would have been able to remember. And I may mess the country up here because there were a lot of countries. There's a lot of places that you've been in this book.

But in Thailand, you were working undercover to fight sex traffickers. Yeah. I didn't know that. I'd never talk to you about that here. I didn't know that. So would you mind tell them these guys a little bit about that? So I work with an organization, and I've worked with others, but Exodus Road is the one that I'm working with now. And we have offices around the world, but the entire objective is to remove people from sex trafficking.

It's literally modern day slavery. And on that particular operation, in Thailand, what people don't understand, the Thailand government is run basically by the military, and the majority of these military leaders on clubs downtown. And another thing that most Americans do not know, prostitution is not legal in Thailand. It's not legal. It is not legal. It is encouraged. But it's not legal. And I will say if a woman is whatever age of legal age and she chooses this as an occupation, I mean, that's on her.

But what is sickening is when there's a 14-year-old girl who's forced into it whose parents sold her in order to have the money. And then she's forced to work or even worse yet or not worse yet, but, another scenario that we ran into while we were there that was really odd is people that come from other countries. They were going to various countries throughout the African continent and promising these people these people work and these women. You'll be working at a hotel as a cleanup lady or whatever and they get on there and then they take their passports and they say, okay, now you work for us.

The cleaning lady job is gone and you owe us for your room and board every day. So they basically are forced into prostitution. And one of the weird situations, and this one wasn't in the book, because this is currently an ongoing investigation, the pimp was a female. And she's a female from Africa. She's in Africa. And she was the one that's basically gathering these people up to work with the people in Thailand. And no one ever got a picture of her. They have never seen her.

and we were there and I was on the street with some of the women talking to them and she called and like literally talking to her this woman in Africa talking to her her women there and I took a selfie with her of the cell phone it's the first picture they've ever got of that woman wow did you ever feel like your life was in danger doing that no not really they're little people I don't mean that in a derogatory manner. I just mean they're very little people. And you're strong. Yeah, I mean, I did get in a scuffle one night, just a little scuffle.

So we all carry, I mean, let me tell you, I've done a lot of things, and I've seen a lot of disturbing things and experienced a lot of disturbing stuff. That was some of the, that's the only thing wherever when I came home, I thought, man, I need a, I need a 15-minute break to clear my brain because some of the stuff I've seen was so bad. But we all carry like little backpacks or we have these shoulder packs. And they're all wired with cameras and different things. And we were going into a club and they wanted to check our bags. And I'm like, they're not checking my bag, bro.

And so we kind of just walked past them and ignored them. Act like, you know, stupid American tourist. And they come in and tried to grab my bag from me. And I had been filming this gentleman across doing some very lewd things, you know, to what we had suspected was an underage girl. And he tried to take my bag. So I'm like, none. So they were going to throw me out of the club.

I'm like, okay, this is going to be fun. So like five or six of them attempted to grab me. And we scuffled around quite a bit until they got me outside. And then the local police come over. And so you've got to go through the whole motion, even though some of the police officers that were there. And we did have a police officer assigned to us, a Thailand police officer. And I know I'm going way far.

He knew what we were doing. So he comes over and puts me under arrest and then takes me off and they have to see this whole thing. And he's pointing his finger at me and he's yelling at me and telling me to go and take the handcuffs off and I walk off. And they're all happy and we're all happy. We go back the next day and they welcome me right back in. Really? Yeah. See, I would feel like I was about to die there.

I mean, but you're, I don't know, 10 times more than man? No. 20 times more the man? What do we think we're putting in the percentage here? It's like a movie. That's fascinating. and the fact that you would take that on to try to help those people. That says a lot about you.

So aside from that, let's talk about some of the positive stuff that you were able to see. Right? I mean, through the book, what are you most proud to share? Like, when you think of all the personal stories, all the things that you've seen, like what do you really lit you up to be able to share that with people? I don't know. That's a good question. No one's asked me.

Yeah, I do. That's what I do. My thing. You fight people. I try to find interesting questions. You know, I don't know. I think family, the whole concept of this book, God Family Country, those are the three most important things in my life and in that order. My God is always first, my family second only to my God and my

country, my love for country. I hope that when people read this book, they feel inspired and in some way maybe motivated to feel like they want to do good, they want to be good. And I'm not trying to take away from what we're discussing, but like, Amy, I follow your post. And you always seem to post very positive things. And I think more people should do that. There should be more of that and less of the attempts to put each other down and beat each other up and try to, you know, derive something negative from every comments that's made instead of, I mean, you know, there's a lot of stuff on the media outlets that you could easily turn it to a good if you wanted to

instead of trying to beat it up and make something bad out of it, you know. So I'm hoping that when people read this, that they feel motivated to maybe want to do good or be good. And understand that even though we all experience various hardships in our life, those things, you know, we all say, and I've heard a lot of people say, well, everything happens for a reason. And I kind of believe that. I kind of also believe that we bring things on ourselves sometimes that maybe shouldn't have happened. but we should all learn from every one of those things and we should all become better people. Heartache, scars, pain. All of these things build us and build character and make us better people, I believe.

The book is God, Family, Country, Memoir by Craig Morgan. You got Blake on the front. Morgan's Memoir, We'll Move You. It's serious. He didn't even make a joke. Blake Shelton said that. Morgan's? Well, I didn't put the rest of it on there. Oh, you left the right?

I hope you guys check it out. We're going to talk about music in a second. But I would definitely want to spend this whole segment talking about the book. It is a great book. And again, it talks about all of that, your faith, your family, and not only what it's going to sound like John F Kennedy,

what you've done for the country, but what the country's done for you, honestly. Yes. It's a lot of that. Amen. I say that a lot. You know, the military, I wasn't near as good for the military as the military was for me.

Well, I hope everybody orders it on Amazon, or if you do go buy one of those, and they have like walls and you walk in a door and you buy a book. Is it a bookstore? Is it a bookstore? Yeah, yeah. Go into a bookstore. It's called God Family Country by Craig Morgan.

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which I think we've already played this song on the show, like before it was even released, right? Didn't you text it to me and then we played it? You did. Okay, that makes sense. I knew I'd heard it before. Yeah. And I was like, I remember hearing this and feeling like really,

then I thought maybe it was when we were at the opera together, but we played it here too. You did. Yes, and I felt like a child after the label called me, like I'd done something wrong and they were smacked. You're not supposed to do that yet. Don't they know who you are? You're going and use your hands and kill them all.

I don't think they care. Yeah, they don't think they care. They don't care. I don't care about them either, though. Yeah, who cares? I like your pants. What kind of pants you got there? I don't know. You don't know? What are those? My wife bought and made me dress up.

What do you mean? Those are awesome pants. I don't know. They're not jeans. How did it make you feel when I say I like your pants? It didn't bother me at all. To compliment, right? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I think those are awesome pants. I like that they're like stretching. Should I not be complimented?

Well, that's the debate here on this show. Eddie saw someone with good pants and he said, I don't want to say something. I'd be weird. I was like, why not? Just say you like their pants. Yeah, I think there's nothing wrong with that. I like Craig's pants. Yeah, no, I saw that. How did you feel when I said that?

It wasn't awkward. I think the way you did it was kind of... I mean, it's pretty... It was pretty honest. I didn't say, man, those pants fit you well. I didn't say anything like that. Bobby, can I tell you what girls do to take it next level if they like a pants and the girl doesn't know?

They'll check the tag. Oh, so go check the tag, bones. Oh, I'm not checking your tag. I feel like Craig's such a manly man. He might not have underwear on. I'll be honest with you. I'm like, what, what? I always love that boxers are briefs, and I'm like, oh, neither.

That's what I thought he said. If it weren't for the fact so many of them in the room, I probably wouldn't have any pants on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, anyway, here we are. There we are. Craig Morgan. I'm kidding. So I got a couple things to talk to you about. First of all, we mentioned on this show when you had posted that you had a bunch of Adel CDs at your show.

Yeah, yeah. So you're doing a show, and obviously you sell a merch. And some of the merch is music, and you could. cut it open, box cutter, whatever. And it's just literally Adele CDs? Correct. Like a whole box? No, like four or five boxes.

So my guys stopped to pick up merchandise before we left. And, you know, they don't open it and check everything. Because on the tag it said, Craig Morgan, you know, God, family country, the title of the album. So they just stick the boxes in the truck or under the bus or whatever. And they come and got me like, you're not going to believe this. Like, what? We got the CDs. I'm like, thank God, because we sold out.

And it'd been like two or three shows and we didn't have CDs and that's a big deal. And they're like, oh, we finally got them. And he's like, you're not going to believe this. They pull it out and it's an Adele CD so that somehow they'd got mislabeled. So did Adele get a bunch of Craig Morgan? She's like, what the bloody out of there? I don't know. I'd have probably sold more if Adele had put them out there.

Did you end up, A, selling them the Adele ones or people like, this is just weird? No, A, I didn't because I didn't know. I was afraid somebody might get like, you know. It's hilarious. You should have signed them. Would you like an Adele one of a kind? Adele CD signed by Craig Morgan. We did think about that.

Yeah, and then two, do you send them, do you get that money? Do you still get your CDs at some point? I think Jerry just, when we got back, he took them back and exchanged them for our CDs. They realized their mistake. This would have been the greatest PR duet setup ever if all of a sudden, because you know how people fake stuff to set up duets. All of a sudden in three weeks you're launching an Adel duet? Yeah, yeah. So you're out doing these shows.

Is it hard for you? a lot of your songs are so emotional. A lot of them are so emotional. I'm watching people cry every show. Every time I see you, you're doing a song that's either about your family, your faith, your country. It's basically your book,

but you have all these songs. I feel like there are people crying at every Craig Morgan show. Yeah, so I don't do them all at every show. I've got to be honest, especially the father, my son, the Holy Ghost. I don't do that all the time. I don't know that I've ever done it at a, like the big festivals,

the fairs where there's 30,000, 20,000 drunk people. Probably wouldn't roll. And he'd get mad that people are talking, drunk during it. No, you know, I'm not that guy, too. I'm not the guy that stands on stage and tells everybody to shut up and listen. You know, because people are having a good time, man. And I think sometimes we take ourselves too serious up there.

And that's what we're there for, is to entertain them and allow them to have fun. And if I'm music in the background of their conversation, then that's cool. I mean, they're paying good money to come see me, so they're allowed to talk if they want to. Did you ever play bars where people were just, living their life and you were just the background music? You're going to laugh. I never played a bar in my life until after I got a record deal. And why would they send you back to a bar after you got a record deal?

Money. You just needed to work. Yeah, I did it for the work, yeah. In your book, you talk about how hard it was to leave service. Yeah. I mean, it was just as a person, it was hard. Yeah, it still is. Would you?

People ask me how I transition from, you know, the military of the music. I always say I'm working on it. Would you go back if you could? in a heartbeat, especially if I could do what I did. And in a combat situation. Now, let me say this. I wouldn't want to go back just to go hang out. And, you know, although I love and miss a lot of that,

but if they said, hey, we got this going on and this part of the world and we need you to come in, I'd be gone in a heartbeat. You ever been a spy? I would leave in a heartbeat to go do that. No, I've never been a spy. You answered that fishy. I'm just going to move off.

Or is he a spy right now. Yeah. No, no. I've worked with spies. Yeah, and you've worked on a, you know, in your book. Like, really, like real spy people. And that, I mean, when I was writing this book, I was like, I forgot, man, that we did that.

Like, I was the first artist to play at the U.S. Embassy in Iraq when it reopened. But I wasn't really there just to do a show. My show was a cover for the agency and various other governmental organizations to bring in the new government for Iraq. And it was just cool as it could be. Who's your favorite spy? I get out. I get it.

Wait, so how long goes by until you can say that? Well, apparently about 15 years. He just did. Yeah, a lot of the stuff, when Jim and I were writing this, there were other stories that we submitted, and they were like, we don't know if we should discuss that. The big thing, here's how we knew it was okay, especially with the agency, when I would submit something,

and when it was talking about Panama. And for one, I'm talking about 1980. I mean, you know, that's a long time ago. Half the crap that the military had don't even exist anymore. So we weren't giving away any governmental secrets or nothing like that. But we were talking about an operation that involved the agency. And all they would say was we can neither confirm nor deny. And like, okay, fair enough.

That's cool. And then there would be one ago, we would definitely oppose the truth of this. So you're like, oh, okay, can't say that. Well, the book that I got was an early version. It was all redacted. It's all black lines all the way through it. Half of it was. I want to play the new song.

We're going to have you hang out for a little bit, but I want to play the new song here. It's called How You Make a Man. And again, this is a poignant, emotional song. I don't know. Like, what do you say about this? What do you say about this before you play it in a concert? Well, you know, being a new song,

I just say, hey, this is my new single. I want to know if you like it, because if you don't, I don't want the radio stations to play it. If you do like it, call them and wear them out, and I'll give you Bobby Bones' cell phone. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Just hit him. Call him. No. And then afterwards, I tell him, you know, I believe it's a song that we need to hear because the chorus of this song just hammers me. You run, you crawl, you rise, you fall. You hit your knees until you learn to stand. That's how you make a man. I mean, and that's life, man. Sometimes you've got to fall. And I think in today's

time. It seems like everybody's scared of scratching their knees. You know, it's like, oh, I don't want to get hurt. And love, you know, it's like the same thing with love. I don't want to get my heart broke. Man, you're not going to experience real love if it haven't had it broke a little bit, you know? And I feel like when you say how to make a man, and man, it can be a man or a woman. Absolutely. And I do say that. Yeah. This isn't just about a man. It's about a human. It's how you make people. It's how you make good people. Go on the Bobby Bones show now. Craig Morgan.

A couple things. One, Craig's new memoir is out. Now, it's called God, Family, and Country. You guys, go read it. It's great. We played his new song a second ago, and I hope you stream it like crazy. It's called How You Make a Man. You have a lot going on right now.

But what I want to know, you've done a lot of things. You've been a lot of places. All over the world, you've seen some stuff. You can tell us. Some you can't. You've seen good stuff, bad stuff. Do you believe there are aliens? I believe there definitely could be other life forms,

but I don't know that it matters. Do you think, because some of these guys are saying that come out of this special part of the government that is over UFOs and have to be aliens, it's just something that's not identified. They're like, we can't tell you everything because you'll freak out. What do you translate that to mean?

I think people don't need to know everything. It could be, I'm just making stuff up here. China has a technology that we don't have maybe, and that would freak us out too. Could that be a thing? Most definitely. Most definitely. What do you know?

I know that I'm fascinated that we walk around in our lives as if nothing is going on except what we're doing. I agree with that. Yeah. And it's a big old world and it's a big old universe. But I also have a lot of faith in God and I know that he's in charge. And ultimately, this is temporal for me. We're here for a while, some longer than others. And I look forward to the time that I'm in a life that is not temporal that I'm living up there.

I hope mine's way longer than all you guys. I want to be like 200 people. I'm telling you, man. I want to live until I just can't. I want to be one of those people that's like on Instagram and they're like, a hundred and 30 year old golfer. It's a ball. And it looks real sad, but you're also like it's really cool.

Like that's what I want to be. How's your health? Everything good? Oh, great, man. Are you still biking 50 miles? No, I'm not. I would love to be, but I'm just so busy right now. I'm still running quite a bit and I bike when I can.

We've gotten into the mountain biking. Well, you wrecked that, man. That's bad. It's worse, yeah. Yeah. So no 50 mile bike ride Saturdays anymore? No. How about steak night?

Still have steak night, absolutely. Is it still Tuesdays? Yes, because I can't eat steak on Friday, but yes. When I'm home with my wife, we do steak. I grilled a steak. You can't eat steak on Friday. We don't eat meat on Fridays. Like all year long or just during Lent?

Like all year long. That's why they have fish Fridays in school. Did you know that? No, I didn't know that was why. That's how impacting Christianity used to be. in our society. They didn't have fish. I mean, they had fish on Fridays because they didn't want,

as an option for those people who didn't eat meat on Friday. In Arkansas, you couldn't buy beer on Sunday. Yeah, I decided that. Now you can. Thank God. For a long time. I mean, it ain't nothing like a beer after church. Look, how are you juggling at all right now?

You're a book promo. You got a new song. You're playing shows. I see at the opera. How are you juggling at all? Man, I have a wonderful team of people, and I have a superstar of a wife. My wife really just kind of keeps everything in check. Yeah.

Does she ever tell you a song's not good? Oh, every day. Oh, that's easy. Unvoluntarily. I mean, she don't care, man. If she don't like it, I mean, y'all, but the truth is, I don't really. In fact, I love it when my wife says, that's not good. Guaranteed hit.

Guaranteed hit. Oh. She didn't like Rednet Yacht Club. She didn't like International Harvard. What song gets the loudest sing back at shows? Well, it depends on where I'm at. If I'm in the Midwest, no question, international harvester's, I mean, it's a, people go absolutely ballistic. And it's at the, as soon as we start that tractor noise, you know, they just go nuts, they know.

In the southeast, Redneck Yacht Club seems to be one of the bigger ones. That's what I love about Sunday, no matter where we're at, seems to draw real well. Man, that's a good one. Like, universally, that's the one. Yeah. I mean, it was a big song. it still is. I mean, and it's one of those that I feel like it's timeless, you know,

no matter what happens forever, that song will be a song that can be played. You can also picture all the people on the song, even if that's not the same name. You can just picture, you know, I went to Mount Pine Baptist Church and I could see all. Miss Betty, all of everything. Just said, even though it wasn't Miss Betty, you know, all those people are kind of, you know, assigned to our life in a certain way. A listener called us and said he'd like to have you play his wedding. And I think you said, yeah, I remember.

about this. He said, how much to get Craig Morgan to play my wedding? And I said, how much I tell him? $250,000? I remember. It's a fair number. Okay, that's what I was going to say. I don't even need the number. It's a fair number for a wedding. I've only ever done one wedding. Do you sing when they come down the aisle, or are you the after? Like the after party. Like I said, I've only ever done it one time,

and I swear I would never do it again. This is the truth. After the party. They were married. They got married. And it was, I mean, tons of, tons of money. They paid me a fortune. We come in, we do the wedding.

After the wedding, I hear on the bus door. And I'm like, Jerry, see what's up. And we're on my bus. The band's on the other bus. The lady comes to the bus, and she says, my husband gave me a hall pass. No. What?

Wait. Hey, my tour manager's standing out there. Stand up, Jerry. Tell them if I'm telling truth. or no. Oh my goodness. Oh, no. I said, lock the door and go get Jim Ed the fiddle players. You've got to take one for the team.

That's funny and awkward. In the book, you talk about Craig Greer. Yep. Being a stage name. Yep. So who told you not to use that his stage name? Well, Garth didn't tell me not to use my last name. He just said, you will have, a better private life if you're not using your real name.

And he was right. You know, of course, this was all before the influx of social media. And now it's weird because even though I am Craig Morgan, I'm still Craig. That's actually my middle name, Craig Morgan Greer. So when discussing with the label, they're like, wow, Morgan's great. Let's just go with Craig Morgan, you know. And he was right. For a long time, like people couldn't find me.

They didn't know where I lived. not that it really mattered, but they couldn't. Well, now, man, you can do enough research, and they all know my real last name, but, I mean, I don't know that it really matters. I think they also know I hunt and I'm a good shot, so nobody just shows up. Anybody ever look at your ID and you're like, wait, you look like that. Oh, yeah. It's not you, but you look like the Craig Morgan guy.

Yes, so I did a hunt one time, and the DNR came to the show afterwards because they had seen that we were hunting, and my, they could not, they could not find a hunting license for Craig Morgan. So they come there to talk to me about it. And I'm like, oh, that's not my real man. Jokes on you. Okay, look, you got it all out there. The book's great.

I hope everybody, if you're looking for a great book to read, God, family, country, it's out. It's a lot of Craig's stories. It's a wonderful book, and there's a lot of really personal stuff, really inspirational stuff. Oh, I hope people just give it a chance. If you love country music is one thing, you'll love it.

but if you just love America. I mean, it's that kind of book. You finish it and you read about all that you've done. It's like there's an appreciation for you that I didn't have. I mean, I kind of liked you before you came in. I read the book, but now I really like you, you know what I mean? And then also Craig's new song, How You Make a Man, it's out as well. I appreciate you coming in.

It's always good to see you. You're one of our favorite guests. And next time you want to come by and bring some Adele CDs, we're here. I will, buddy. And I appreciate you as well. We still got to get you to Alaska. I am not doing that. It's not that I don't want to go to Alaska.

I've never been to Alaska. I'm not doing your track. You got to. You land in like a small plane, then you walk across ice, and then there's like four bears you got to dodge. The first three are good. The fourth one's mean. So you got to know what that is. Then you got a summer salt.

It's like, I don't want to do that. It's really not that thing. It's like no motorized vehicles. We hike through the woods. What is that? Like three blocks? It's 72 miles. No, you're exact.

Then he sent a picture of his cabin. He's like, check it out. I'm like, where's the Wi-Fi? He goes, we don't have any. Do you have running water? Yeah, you run down to the lake to have a bucket and run back. All right, Craig Morgan. There he is.

All right, Craig, good to see you, buddy. Sounds miserable. A guy becomes the second ever to kayak from California to Hawaii. Kayak. Dang, that's far. In the ocean. What big? I just imagine one of those big waves coming like a surfer gets on and just ride.

He's done. Riding on top of that thing on the kayak. That's not right in that thing. Oh, my God. It took him 91 days. That's crazy, man. A California man became the second person ever to kayak from California to Hawaii. The journey took him over 90 days.

His name's Cyril is 46. He set off from Monterey in June in his modified kayak, which included pedals and a small sleeping cabin, but no motor or sail. Oh, my gosh. Three months. At night, I would be so scared. Yeah, and when you sleep, don't you drift off course? Anchor. Like, how does you...

I don't think of an ocean. It's not going to touch anything. Watchbox, I don't know, man. Like he said, he was a sleeping cabin. He spent 10 hours a day paddling. He went easy. He said, I had to eat the right amount of calories. I was eating 4,000 calories a day.

But what kind of food? Yeah. Are you even going to have out there 4,000 calories? Does Uber Eats deliver out there? I don't think so, man. On a big boat. Yeah, that's crazy. 91 days on a boat.

That's from UPI. Congratulations to him. I could not do that, but I'm glad he did. What did we learn from this? Why did he do it? What did that give back? Nothing. You can do anything?

Okay, I like it. That's pretty good. There's something there. Yeah, absolutely. That's it. Okay, good. Want to go away? That's it.

The Babble Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Some Uber drivers are reportedly worried that they're unknowingly delivering drugs via Uber Connect, which is the company's career service. Yeah, we invented that with Will at Uber. Just for the record. We were the first. We sent funny stuff across town, and we debate Will it Uber. What were some of the funny things that we sent across town?

A stinky crockbot? Divorce papers. Yeah. A cutout. A life-size cutout. Somebody, a ring. We had the guy proposed with the ring. Wouldn't there a box with a snake in it?

There's so much. We invented this. They took our idea. But yes, I could definitely see how with the courier service, who knows what you're hauling? Yeah, one driver told NBC News that he ended up with a package that was small, tiny, clear. He could see, like, little crystallized forms in it. So he drove straight to the police station. He dropped it off, which is risky because they can see where you're going.

They're going to kill you. Guys, it was a science experiment. Wouldn't even drugs. I hope these couriers, their face isn't on there where the people know it's there. Like the app, yeah. Because they get murdered. So she's like, well, it had a little box. The box had cocaine on it.

He was confused as to what it was. Yeah, that stinks. All right, what else? A Reddit group called Financial Independence has a weekly thread where frugal people share tips for saving money. So I've got some highlights. Never go to Starbucks. It'll definitely save money if you do that.

And I like Starbucks, but that's a big one because it's so expensive to get anything. It adds up. Yeah. Well, they say never buy the newest tech. You need to get things that are three years behind. Yeah, okay. Yeah, good luck getting an iPhone that's old because they start shutting that thing down. Yeah, there's updates.

They start slowing it down. So you can't even email. What else? When you go out to eat as a couple, split one meal. I'm still hungry. Switch back to bar soap because it's way less expensive than the body wash. I like bar soap anyway. Yeah, I do bar soap.

Yeah, I didn't know I was being so frugal. Yeah, look at us. I just like it. I don't know what else. Order your groceries online, but pick them up. Do not pay the delivery fee because that adds up. Also, you can cut sponges in half and then slow down while driving. Don't gun it at stoplights because you'll gain miles per gallon.

I was thinking about this buying groceries one. That's a good one. I'm going to tell you why. Because I go to the grocery store, always a few extra things I see while I'm there that I'm going to get. Exactly. When you buy online, you're not. taken over by your desire to have, ooh, I like that cereal, let me try it. Yeah.

An apple pie? A mini apple pie? With a hole in it for ice cream? You know, all this stuff. Buy five, get one free? Yeah, you don't even know all this. Yeah. That's a good idea.

And then just go get it yourself. All right. What else you got? Well, Luke Bryan is saying that he hopes to slow down in a few years to spend more time with his family. He says that once his sons are in high school and playing more sports, he wants to be able to spend time being a dad on the sidelines, cheering them on. Now, he's not talking retirement by any means, but just slowing down.

Because as it is right now, it's American Idol. He's recording stuff. He's touring and he's very busy. You know, I think if you're a college or NFL coach or if you're a touring artist, that is a very glamorous lifestyle for a lot of people. It makes them a lot of money. They're famous. But that's a big one where you don't get to see your kids play sports or do plays

or whatever they're doing on Friday and Saturday nights. You know, so Bob Stoops, he kind of quit so he could watch his kid finish and play football. in high school. I love that. They didn't fire him. Or they wouldn't have kept him on. Garth. Garth stopped his career for a little bit. He was straight up moved back to Oklahoma for his kids. That's awesome. Yeah, so as luxurious as the lives they live, I bet they're like, dang, I wish I could

watch my kid play football. All right, is that it? Yep, I mean, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Yeah, I'll make something good. This woman in California, her name is Joanna Carrington, and she is 100. years old. She said that she feels that spending time with pets is one of the secrets to a long, happy life, and her dog recently died. Now, at 100, she thought, no one's going to give me a dog.

Like, if I want to rescue a dog, they're going to be like, ooh, I don't know. I don't know. That's true. You do have to go through a process for rescue. Yeah. So, luckily, one of her neighbors works at Mutville's Senior Dog Rescue, and she was matched with a senior Chihuahua. An 11-year-old dog was put with her. and she has this caregiver named Eddie Martinez, and he agreed to walk the Chihuahua every day. The Chihuahua's name is Gucci, by the way. I got to imagine an 11-year-old Chihuahua doesn't need a lot of walking now.

Probably not. But he needs to get outside, and she doesn't really do that a lot. But Eddie said, hey, look, I'll take Gucci on walks. We'll be good to go. He'll be able to be a partner. And for Joanna and we'll be good to go. So I just thought it was a really sweet story. She's old, the dog's old.

I love that. Yeah. And she says she has big plans for her 101st birthday with Gucci. The brand or the dog? The boat. The dog. She said that she hopes to do something fun to celebrate. All right. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good.

Let's talk to Cray in Nashville. Cray, what's going on? Hey, good morning, studio. Morning. So we're in a, or we're in a very similar situation as you with Stanley. We have a great Pyrenees and we got her as a puppy. And a couple of years in, he tore her, it's the dog version of an ACL, but tore her cruciate ligament. And so we were in the same boat as you

deciding whether or not to do surgery And finally we did And then within another couple of months She tore the other one So we wound up having to do two surgeries on this poor dog And she doesn't move quite like she used to But she's still living a good life You know we were talking about that earlier with the vet

And she was talking about, you know Getting your ACL's fixed on a dog And by the way, who knew a dog had two legs and two arms Found that out Yeah because they don't have ACL ligaments on their front legs So that's basically an arm. So I'm definitely looking for dog watches now. They're like, duh, you know, that's arm.

But I'm hearing, one, get them replaced as soon as possible, let them get over it. And then two, I've got some messages going, just let them heal and just let them get used to it and never repair them. Because they're just going to rip them out again anyway. And so I don't know what to do. We're leaning toward just going into surgery for me and him. Yeah. I want to go on with them so I feel it with him. Okay.

Great. So that I'm getting fixed. Yeah. Who knows? I got a lot of stuff to work on. So I think we're just going to do it. I was texting with Caitlin. I think we're just going to send him in the next couple weeks and let him get some patch up on both of them because he's ripped him both.

So I appreciate that. It's expensive, which sucks. And I'm going to feel bad for him. He's got to stay on the leash for two months, which sucks. Yeah. So, again, I'll also be on a leash at home just so he knows he's not alone. I'm going to wear one as well. Craig, thank you very much.

Hope you have a great rest of your week. Yeah, I'll see you. Thank you. All right. See you, buddy. All right, let's go over to Amy and get in the morning corny. The morning. Morning Corny.

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Let's play Never Gonna Get It. On average, Americans think it takes 13 minutes for this to happen. Oh. Okay, think about that. Let's go to Liberty in South Carolina. Liberty, good morning. How are you? Good morning.

I'm great. I hope you are. Good morning, studio. Morning. Very nice. I'm rooting for her. Now, for grabs here. A $50 Sonic gift card.

The question is, on average, Americans think it takes 13 minutes for this to happen. Now, Liberty, I'm going to come to you first and let you give me an answer. But if you miss it, that's okay. You still have two more chances. On average, Americans think it takes 13 minutes for this to happen. All right, Liberty, what do you think it is? Maybe water to bowl? Water to boil.

That's good. On average, Americans think it takes 13 minutes for this to happen. Liberty says water to boil. That is incorrect. Now, let's go around the room. You guys have all written down an answer, right? Yep. Yes.

Amy, how do you feel about yours? I feel okay. It's a little out of the box. Lunchbox? I feel great. Eddie? I think I got it. You do?

Yeah. You never say that. Yeah, I know. And I do think I got it this time. Morgan? I've got a really good one. Okay, Liberty, pick your partner here. Amy, lunchbox, Eddie, or Morgan number two.

I'm going with 80. Ha! Yes! I need to start sounding more confident. Guys, we got it. Okay. Big shot? Go ahead.

What do you got? It takes 13 minutes for your car to reach the temperature that you've set it at? What? Huh? No. Hey, if you're looking for that 60 degrees, wait 13 minutes until it's actually 60 degrees. Go ahead and buzz them. That's fantastic. I guarantee that's wrong. If that's it, Liberty, do you still want to stay

with Eddie? No. Okay. Eddie, you're wrong. Fun. Liberty, you want to partner with someone else? Amy, lunchbox, or Morgan? Let's go Morgan.

Morgan, what's your answer? Standing in line. Americans think it takes 13 minutes for this to happen, standing in line, or maybe like getting to the front of the line. Yeah, like, you know, you stand in a lot of lines throughout your life. Okay, Liberty, do you want to stay with Morgan or do you want to move away? I'm going to move away. Yeah. All right.

Hey, that was a good one. That is incorrect. Nothing to do with me. We've got two answers left for Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty. Do they sing that to you a lie? Do people always do that Liberty? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, lunchboxer, Amy. Who would you like now, Liberty? I'm going to go with lunchbox. Oh, my. Lunchbox, what do you have? Well, I kind of am thrown off by your wording. Can you say it one more time?

On average, Americans think it takes 13 minutes for this to happen. What is it? So for this to happen, it doesn't take this. I was going to say take a shower, but that would be doing something. It takes that long. So I wrote down, preheat the oven. Because if you sit there and watch the oven, it takes four. That's the same as air conditioning.

That's weird. No, it's not in your car. I think it takes longer for the oven to preheat. I could see how a shower and getting ready or something like that could work. But his wording is throwing me off. Do you like that answer, Liberty? I actually do like that answer. Okay, do you want to stick with lunchbox?

Yeah. Amy, what do you have? Well, that's probably wrong, but drive-thru. Like, go through a drive-thru? Like a line. Yeah, I know. The line. Yeah, Amy's wrong.

Okay, so. So, Lunchbox has preheat the oven. So Liberty, you can't have to go with lunchbox or you can take what we call the field, which means any answer other than lunchboxes. But what else could it be, Liberty? I have no idea. Exactly. There's no other answer.

Okay. So you can go with lunchbox or you can go that lunchbox is going to be wrong, and that means any other answer would be the winner. I'm going with lunchbox. Of lunchbox versus the field. Okay, she picks lunchbox more than any other answer. Okay. She likes it.

She couldn't think of any other answer. You don't have to. You can just pick the field, which is every other answer. That tells you that there's no other answers out there. There's a lot of things. Like what? Get to work. What, Liberty?

Can I change my mom? No. You've locked in. On average, Americans think it takes 13 minutes for this to happen. Lunchbox says... Preheed to oven. That is incorrect. Oh, you did the...

Like, I was right. The answer is... Be late. Americans think it takes 13 minutes for this to happen. To actually be late. Actually be late. So if you're over 13. Okay.

You do not believe that. One minute. That's right. 30 seconds. When it flicks to the next number, you are officially late. Okay, we're going to give Liberty a chance here. That was tough. Liberty, you pick two numbers, and as long as this ten-sided dice doesn't land on one of those two numbers, you win.

What two numbers would you not like it to land on? C. Six and two. Two. All right, let's roll the dice. The number is? No, what? It's two.

Oh. Oh. Dang. This is just not meant to be, huh? You got another game? Roll it again. Okay. Bobby, think of a number.

I'll guess it. Okay, how about this? Liberty, I'm going to shoot this basketball. Oh, no, no, no, no. There's equipment back there. What, don't do it? I don't like it. What are you trying to get it in?

The Sonic Cup. I got it. I was going to try shooting the Sonic Cup. I got it. Because we're giving away a Sonic gift card. Okay. Liberty, if I, lunchbox is holding his arms out. I like it.

Lunchbox, scoot this way a little bit. Well, I make it. in his arms, Liberty. Yeah. Okay, here we go. Can he move? Don't move. For the win.

Nothing but arms. All right, she wins. Okay, we're stupid. All right, Liberty, you win the gift card. Perfect. All right. Thank you. Why do we play against him?

I don't know. I'm going to get in trouble today. Lawyers always go, you can't do that. Whatever. All right, Liberty's our big winner. Congratulations. And don't be later than 13 minutes or even one minute. So Billy Ray Cyrus got engaged.

What's her story? Well, she's definitely younger. She's 28 years old, and she's a singer, so she's in the business, and her name is Fire Rose. Fire Rose. Cool. So she's 28. Billy Ray. He's 61.

He's 61, huh? Yeah. Wow. Why, what do you think he was? I don't know. He has a lot of hair, and it's dark. He has, like, long hair and facial hair, and it's dark. And he may die it.

I don't know. But he doesn't look 61. He covers it up, well, with all the hair. And I was also with the cover up. I think he also wears a little makeup. Great. Yeah, no problem. And a hat?

He still dresses young, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Looks like a rock star still. I think Billy Ray's great. I love talking with that guy. Well, let's hope for a lifetime of fun and love and happiness. Apparently it says here, Billy is happier than he has been in a long time with Fire Rose. Good.

Her name. That must be her singing name, Fire Rose. Right? It is, one word. One word. Billy Ray, much love, man. Hope you have it. And much left for me to you as well.

Also, I saw on TikTok where there was a big controversy at a fishing tournament. Did you guys see this? Amazing. I saw like seven different perspectives of it on TikToks. And I'm flipping through it. I'm like, because I've fishing a couple tournaments back in the day. Never a crappie tournament, which is what this one was, I think. I said the crappier or walleye.

But they were shooting the way in. And all of a sudden you see them like, we don't think this is right. They start cutting into the fish and they pull all the lead weights out of it. Big old lead weights. Now, I had heard of this happening before where you take, like sinkers, a sinker you take, and we used to take and use our teeth and smush them on the line and, you know, put the lure on the bottom or the worm on the bottom. And but they had shoved them into the bottom of this fish. And it weighed almost 33 pounds more than the second fish, the total weigh in.

And it's like, man, if you're going to cheat, you don't want to cheat so much that everybody's like, wow. It's like if you play in a charity golf tournament and you're going to cheat, you don't want to go 32 under. You want to go just a couple shots under. So people don't go, there's no way they did that. But you can still cheat in a charity golf room. Why would you want to cheat in a charity golf room?

Get prizes. Did you hear your statement? I know, but I'm just saying. Why does that have to be charity? It can't be golfing my buddies? No, no, here's the thing. You pay, and the charity already gets it. The price is already there. Okay. Let's just say, I've heard of buddies doing that before. Let's just say. So wait, I'm dumb question of how do they get the weights

in there? That's a good question. Let me read you the story because there are a couple ways you can get the weights in there. Two men were caught cheating in a fishing tournament on Friday when they tried to turn in fish weighing almost twice as much as second place. Judges decided this is way more so we need to gut to fish and see what's here's my thing. Sometimes a cop pulls over a car and the car's got all the drugs in it and they're like wow we randomly pulled over this car and it had all the drugs. They got word that car had drugs in it and they had to go randomly. These guys are probably tipped off. Also the two guys have been caught cheating before a while ago.

One of them fell to polygraph. Whoa. Prior, in a test, and in a tournament. For a fish tournament? There's a polygraph. It was $100,000. And you win boats and, I mean, all sorts of stuff. Yeah, so they got to the fish. This pair of people had won several tournaments

including another where they were disqualified before they could claim the 100,000 prize money. Wow. Ohio's Jake Runyon and Chase Kaminsky from Pennsylvania. They're now famous because they waited down a fish. There are a couple ways you can do it. One, you can shove them down the throat.

That's what I thought. But when? But when? Probably after you catch them. Right when you catch them. Okay. Because I just figure people are watching you to make sure that's the fish you filled out. No, people aren't watching you. Because you're out in the boat. No, you're on the boat. You don't take a guard with you the whole time. Sorry, I don't know about fishing tournaments.

There's another way to cheat too. It's where you catch them the day before, two days before, and then hide them somewhere. Yeah. Can't really hide them in the live well on the boat because I kind of check that before you go out. But they stuck these big weights and the fish

Balsy they must have won before doing that For sure But it was all over TikTok I saw like six perspectives hilarious and everyone was so outraged When they were pulling the weights up I thought people were about to start fighting Because everybody started surrounding them

And I was like oh boy Someone was about to get punched in the face Yeah that's where you just run If you're those guys You just run and you never look back You don't go back to that fishing tournament All right we're going to try something Eddie what

You put weights in me Yeah come here I think I can read your mind. Okay? I learned a trick this weekend. Okay? Let me write down a word here. What's happening?

Hold on a second. Okay. Are you writing down a word about Eddie? Nope. I'm writing down a word that Eddie will say. Oh, interesting. Okay. Eddie.

Yeah, come on. Follow me and answer it as quick as you can. What's two plus two? Four. What's four plus four? Eight. What's eight plus eight? Here we go.

16. What's 16 plus 16? Let's see. I'm going to get one wrong. Here we go. That's 20, no. What's 16? 32? Correct.

Name a vegetable. Carrot. How'd you do that? How did you do that? On the paper in front of me of the word is written. Carrot. Why would you say carrot? What in the world?

That's crazy. What? Hey, let's do it again. My work here is done. Is it because numbers make you think of 14? My work here is done. Yeah, what on earth? I got it.

What? 32-carad diamond. That's why I was just thinking. No, no, no. Is that a thing? There's all kinds of care. Dude, that was crazy. Yeah, my work here's done. You guys can call us if you want.

877-77-77 Bobby. That's our number. 877-B-O-B-B-B-W-B-Y. Bobby's. Stories. Hardy's tour bus was in a crash. Hardy was released from the hospital was, well, they say,

significant injuries. Sunday morning after his tour bus was involved in an accident outside of the car. Nashville. Tennessee Highway Patrol officials confirmed that an overturned tour bus, that's crazy if it turned over. Do you guys see pictures? No. I didn't either. I didn't know it was overturned until now. I guess I saw on Morgan Wallen's Instagram story that the bus crash happened because he posted Hardy's message. Golly, if the bus turned over. Uh, 2.30 a.m. on Interstate 40 West, no further details were provided as the investigation is ongoing. Holy moly. That is from Fox

News. My 2.30 in the morning, that's, I don't know this is a case, but that's either somebody drunk on the road other than the bus or somebody falling asleep, either the other car or the driver of the bus. Don't know any of that happened, but that's what I think of because I used to drive in at that hour to do this show. And that was all that was on the road. People that are sleepy or people that have been out drinking for the most part. Because if you're going to work at all you getting off, you're pretty sleepy at that point. Also on the news, decide to avoid.

That is the most unhealthy for you is salted french fries. Now, sweet potato fries are slightly better, but not much, and here's why. Researchers found that a diet consisting of two to three servings of french fries. A week was associated with an increased risk of high blood pressure and fat production. And then you add the salt and burnt fries. It is horrible for your digestion. It also found that eating french fries can lead to blood clots forming in the arteries leading to the brain. That's from eatthis.com.

It sounds like through the last couple of years, salted french fries, French fries are about the worst thing you can put in your body. This is bad news. I love a good salted french fries. I'm selling them now. I'm like, man. The salted french fry, even in the morning. Man.

Because a hash bra, a good salted hash bra, it's just a salt potato. Let's be honest. Yes, it is. Dings me joy. According to science, the most attractive facial feature on a woman is her lips and or her teeth. Facial feature. That's why I said facial, because their lunchbox is going to grunt and go, I don't know.

That ain't the most attractive. to me. So, most attractive facial feature. What would you put at number one lunchbox? On a woman, man, I don't even know. What about a dude? Okay. I'm trying to think. He said on a woman, so that's good, go dude then.

What women like about me is my eyes is what I was going to answer. But on a woman... Is that what they say? Yeah, on my face. They say that. My eyes. When they see my eyes are like, dang, I'm just mesmerized. Why? I just think my eyes are really like a cool.

color and they're just good looking eyes and blue. Blue? Yeah. Hazel? And they're like, man, they get lost in them. I feel like he's quoting every 80s song that he's heard. I'm just telling you. But on a woman, my favorite

facial feature. Ha, man, I don't even notice a face a lot. What are you talking about? You don't notice a face? I'm going to go with a nose. I like a good nose. Yeah, good solid nose. But again, I go lips.

The face is just kind of something that's put together well And you just kind of judge it as a face That's right, you don't look at individual parts All of it Yeah, it's just kind of like the whole thing That's from the Daily Mail Which favorite Tom Hanks movie? That's the question because Tom Hanks said

He's only made four pretty good movies Yeah, and that crazy? Period. Yeah, four, period. Favorite Tom Hanks movie's got to be Forrest Gomp That's the easy one But if you were to list of Tom Hanks Mount Rushmore, the four movies I go Forrest Gomp

That's tough, man A league of their own I'm doing my name Oh good I'm going to Forrest Gump A league of their own What else would I put in there

I really liked Nah I wasn't a big big guy He's trying to put that in your head I was trying to be his voice I thought his character And Elvis was weird Colonel Tom Parker Oh it is weird

He just looks kind of weird And he's got a And I get Colonel Tom Parker was weird Elvis Presley I just I mean toy story Probably

Does that count I mean, he's the actor. I thought he was great as Mr. Rogers, honestly. God, I forgot about that. I know I'm picking some late movies there. Big was good. I really like that thing you do. That's great.

You do nothing you do. I think he acted in that. He directed it and I think wrote it. The terminal was pretty good. That was good. We got trapped in the airport for a long time. See, that's what's crazy about this statement. The Green Miles pretty good.

course. And he can only think of four. There's just so many. Big is pretty good. Philadelphia. From way back in the day, that's got to be one that he looks at and goes, that's one of the top four because that had such a message. Saving Private Ryan. Yeah. I was kind of burnt on that one though. You were? Because they showed me the ending first in the theater. Oh, that was your fault though. No, no, no. It wasn't my fault. There was a theater's fault. There was a theater's fault. Walked in. And I was like, this movie's intense at the beginning. Wow. And then it ended.

And I was like, that was a 17 minute movie. They're like, sorry. we showed you the ending first. Wait, what? You did what? Yes, that movie's always got me. You didn't like Sleepless in Seattle? I'm sure I saw it. But I was at the age

where I didn't want to watch love movies when I came out. I was like, Icky. You know? So, you know what I liked? The Dan Brown book. Divvention Code? He was good in that.

Yeah, he's got more than four. Tom, shut up, Tom. You're good. He only likes four. You're good. Castaway is good. Castaway. I don't think you did.

That's a good one, too. I liked how it ended. Oh, no, I didn't like the ending. I love the ending. Because you're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's going on here? I love serieses, like television or streaming series at end where you don't really have an ending. Because it lets you go, like, the gangster one. Sopranos.

Yeah, I never even saw a single episode. Watch the finale. I was like, I like how that ended. You just watched the end. Yeah, I went to black and I was like, I like it. I get to insert my own ending here. The Death Toll rises to 67 in Florida after Hurricane Ian rendered some, communities unrecognizable officials say, which by the way, if you go to bobbybones.com,

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A Texas Youth League president stole money to buy George Strait tickets in lingerie. What? That's for a girl, right? The former president of a North Texas Youth League was sentenced to five years of probation for stealing $40,000. Eric Scott Fletcher used the Decatur Baseball League's debit card to buy George Strait concert tickets in Las Vegas for $1,307. Laundice from Victoria's Secret for more than $200. Jewelry for more than $400 and hotel accommodations and corpus. for 574.

Yeah. He spent 1,400 bucks at eateries, $1,000 basically on personal car insurance. I mean, it goes on and on. How did he think he could get away with that? I guess he thought no one would look at the card or the statement. Oh, yeah, okay. That is from Fox 23.

It's funny the two they use, though, in the headline. George Strait tickets and lingerie. He thinks you put it on to go watch him sing Amarillo by morning. All right, that's the news. Thank you. Jamie wants to talk about Tom Hanks movies here, and she's upset. We didn't mention a specific one. Hey, Jamie, what do you got?

I'm listening right now, and I cannot believe you have not mentioned. Catch me if you can. That is one of my all-time favorite movies ever. That's a really good one. There's just so many Tom Hanks movie that started thinking about them. I think I passed over probably four or five really good ones. You're right. That was a good one.

And a pretty true story. You know it's based on a true story, but a pretty true story. Good one. What are you going to say? That is a good movie. I never knew anything about it. And then I watched it. I was like, wow, how does a kid do? I mean, that was a phenomenal movie. She was right. We were, we apologize. Oh, wow. We do.

He's never apologized for dang things. He's done ever. But that one he will. All right. Hey, Jamie, thank you for reminding us about that. No problem. All right. See you later. Here's Greg in Texas. Hey, Greg, you're on the Bobby Bone show. What's going on? Bobby. How's it going, buddy?

Good, man. What's going on? Hi, I've been wanting to say this for a long time. Good morning, studio. Morning. So, question for you. So you want to take your fox out of your backyard. I want to know why you want to take your fox out of your backyard. Well, first, it's a family of foxes.

It's not just one, and they're big. Secondly, we have a dog, and Eller is half hound, and she goes berserk all the time day and night. It's just like she's chasing a fox. I mean, that's what they do. Ever heard of the fox and the hound? I've heard of that. It's a cartoon.

Ever heard of it? Yeah. The reason they go together is because they don't go together. Meaning you should never put a fox and a hound together. That's why the cartoons like, oh, that's cool. The fox and the hound are friends. Because in real life, they're not. God, I didn't know that.

It drives the other crazy all the time, day and night. Number three, there's little dead animals all over the yard. Little dead mice. All they do is kill mice, kill little, and just drag them everywhere. Number four. I don't have four. But if I did, I'd share it right now. That's why, for the most part, Greg.

Well, I mean, I just, you know, the fox were there before you, and it's kind of neat to have wildlife like that. Not in my yard. Bro, I don't live in the woods. Like, I live in a neighborhood, and the foxes have found these holes they live in, and if you walk by the holes, there's probably 30 little dead animals around it that they've killed and dragged in the yard. It's gross. And then again, if you have a dog that is outside all the time, and she won't shut up, oh, we've got to stop. But I don't want to kill them. I want someone to come and try.

trap them and take them to the woods, and preferably together. Oh, keeping together. So they can say a family. I like that. Well, that's why we didn't kill them to begin with. Caitlin's like, we're not killing those animals. We need somebody to come and catch them and put them out together because we're not going to have a family wake up and they're missing their brother. You don't want that.

That's sad. So they're still there. That's all. Okay, Greg. 28 plus years and it's cool to have them in your backyard. Okay, I'm not arguing with Greg anymore. Greg's sticking to his guns. I like Greg because he knows what he likes.

I know what I like. like, and I ain't foxes in my yard. All right, Greg. Thanks, buddy. I appreciate the call. Hey, yes, have a good day. All right, buddy. See later.

Scuba, have we looked at our lottery tickets yet? No, and I have that little app scanning thing, and it works this time. I must have done some update over the weekend and it functions properly. So scuba got our tickets for the first time, where lunchbox had been getting them. We won more money than we've ever won before. It's been amazing. With Scuba getting our tickets. The old record was, what, $12, $6, something like that?

Yeah, something insignificant. And Scoot Company, it came through. We want some money. Oh yeah, we won 14 bucks. And then we got back in it again and we haven't seen our tickets yet. I don't think we won the big one though. We didn't, uh, it's rolling over to I think Wednesday or actually no today, today's Monday. Oh, so we're back in it.

We're back in it. Well, let's see what we won today though because we could have still won 100,000. Yeah, we could have. So we'll find out, mostly we do this because it drives launch box. Yeah, it said anything. I'm not happy. You got in though, right? Of course a bit.

If you're not happy, you should just, just, just. bow out. No, I don't do that. If we win, are you going to be happy? That's a great question. If we win $1,000, will you be happy? No, because you'll give all the credit to scuba. I don't want the credit.

I just want to win. I don't know. I care about credit. I care about credit in life ever. I just want to win. We'll come back in a second and check. Also, a big controversy. Hey, I'll say this too.

And the controversy is on my sports podcast called 25 whistles. But my total record for the season, 19 and 2. I hit again big this weekend. Did you bet with me? What? Here's what you do. Then you say, don't bet with me because I'm about to lose. And then you come back on my bases in case I'll lose.

And I'm like, I told you not to bet with me. You did say that. I mean, 19 and 2 I'm picking games this season. All on the podcast. Okay. I mean, I don't know what to do. I guess I'm going to bet this time because past two weeks I've held off because you've convinced me not to bet. All right, but there's a little controversy.

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That's what you do with the baby, right? You meet him? Yeah. Yeah, of course. Although he didn't shake my hand back. He didn't say nice to meet you. Yeah, it was like all one-sided. Man, and that baby's been born for like four or five days.

That's it. I mean, it's like a frito. It's a size. I mean, it's so small. And pretty much hung out with it and kind of took. It's so small. It's, I don't feel like it's a huge. It's a human.

But it's weird. I know, I know, but it's so small. It doesn't really have an identity yet. You just said, I went to see my nephew. Yeah, man, it's a him. So say, oh, and he's so small. I know, he's so small. I know, he's so small.

But, I mean, I held him a lot. I mean, I'm just hung out. It's so small, and he just wants to eat all the time. Eat and poop. Eat and poop. That's the life. Man, that will be the life. It's like those are the two things you want to do when you're born and before you die.

Circle life. Starts and ends the same way. You just want to eat and poop and call it a day. But pretty cool. Pretty cool. Does it give you baby fever? No, I don't have that. Yeah, guys don't really get baby fever.

Some guys do? I don't know them. We never met him. I don't know those dudes. It's awesome. It's awesome. I've never been able to hold a baby that small. Eddie, I guess even your babies I would run from.

And I remember you were there when my second son was born and you called him and it too. You're like, oh wow. Well, it's like, can you talk to me yet? Can you say good to see you? can you? So it's like you're in it until you can. Okay. Lunchbox was in it

until like three years ago in here. Yeah. So, but it's pretty cool. It's pretty, I mean, all they want, every time I would hold him, he'd be like,

ready for his mouth. And I'd be like, I ain't got nothing for you. Yeah, there's nothing here. Ain't nothing here. This nipple, off limits, buddy.

So I went to Utah and did that. It was a pretty rough weekend, though, Arkansas, I got whooped. I had to, like, hand the baby over to somebody else during the game. He'd be like,

I can't. That's smart. I can't do this. Yeah. This thing's going to be up in a second. Throw this. Ah, just throw it up. But, so we went to Utah to do that.

That is such a lovely place, though. I don't know. I had never been to Salt Lake City before going out there for a family that lives out there and coaches out of Utah. That's a very lovely place. Although it does get cold. That's what I was going to ask you. Is it cold out there? It's colder there than here.

But you're right in the middle of the mountains and just a really cool part of the country. Everybody seems to be pretty nice. Do you see any real housewives? No. Of Salt Lake City. But those are my favorite ones, though. Yeah. Of all of them, those are my favorite housewives.

I didn't even think about that out there. Oh, dang. I got so upset after the Arkansas lost, I went for a walk. I saw that on your Instagram. I don't do that crap. I never go for a walk. I don't need a walk. Why walk?

I'm either going to run for a workout or I'm going to sit on my butt. That's it. I got two modes. And I was like, I need to go for a walk. And I went and walked. What did you find ice cream or something? Yeah, I did a food review. I ate a pumpkin milkshake.

exactly how I thought it was going to be too. What? That sounds amazing. Well, I don't want to spoil it, but it was fantastic. I didn't even like pumpkin stuff. As in just liking pumpkin stuff, I don't go, ooh, it was pumpkin season. Let's get pumpkin spice. Don't care. Some of the pumpkin stuff is pretty awful.

But I was walking and I got a sign from above. Good. And I looked up and it was a sign that said pumpkin shake and I had it. I haven't been having sugar, but I was just distraught. Arkansas, it was 28 to 23. We were on the way back. We ended up losing it, and it wasn't pretty. So I had the pumpkin shake.

You can see my entire food review up at Mr. Bobby Bones. That's my Instagram page. But that was the weekend for me. I'm going to play a Craig Morgan thing in a second. We did this whole interview with him earlier, but there was one segment we couldn't air because we didn't want to air it at what kids were in the car. He talks about going over and fighting sex traffickers in Thailand.

And I said, well, that's amazing. And I don't want to play that at 7 a.m. Because I don't want kids to hear this segment. Not that it's bad or that they shouldn't hear it. Some parents just don't want their kids to hear about that kind of stuff. So coming up in the next segment, Craig Morgan, the artist, That's what I love about Sunday. That guy, he talks about going to Thailand and fighting sex traffickers.

That guy is amazing. Amazing. What he's been able to do, it's amazing. All right, let's check and see if we won the lottery. We did this for the first time last week, and Scoobes Steve then went and got our own tickets. We won more than we've ever won. In the history of this show, Lunchbox has been getting the tickets. And someone floats the idea the lunchbox is.

keeping the money for himself. I don't know who said that. Scooba did. Well, now Scoobie's getting in there. We won more money than we've ever won before. Scoobah, let's beep these things out and see if we made some money. All right, let's do it. So the first ticket I'll scan is our winnings from last time and see if that got us anything. Go ahead. And it didn't. Okay.

No. Oh, good job. I didn't. Next one up? Next one. And sorry, not a winner. Okay. How many of these are there?

We've got five more. Okay. Yeah, that's fun. Good. Next one. Come on, baby. Winner! Yeah! Please see retailer! Don't tell us yet. No way.

It does not say, please see retailer. Well, has a dollar amount, it says, please see retailer. I've never seen that before. Wait, what's the dollar amount? Hold on, no, tell us. Go to the next one. I'll hold to the next one. I got to buy something right now. I got to spend the money right now.

No, no, no, hold on. I got to watch. I'm dying to get Eddie. Hold on. And I just heard what I wanted to hear. Okay. Okay. See, real.

This one, not a winner. Wow. I've got two left, two left. I'm shaking. I'm just kidding these. Every time it's not a winner, my phone's happy. Not a winner.

But we've never won on the app ever. So that could be $1. Exactly. And then the last one, winner, please see attendant. Two winners. Hold on.

One says attendant, once is a retailer? Yeah, so now he's just making things up. I read it really fast. It's the attendant. Both said attendant. Attendant, yes, yeah. So we won twice.

Do we have any multipliers or megapliers? We do that every time. I play the right way. So whatever we have, we're multiplied times what? Times two. So it wasn't a big multiplier the other night, but still times two. Okay, so what was the first dollar amount? The first dollar amount, we got, it says here, we got two numbers correct.

It was a power ball and a number, so it was $4. So we won $8. Okay, we'll take it. That's bigger than anything we ever won with that? Yep, one take it right there. Go ahead. Second one, it was a power ball. So same scenario, $4 times $8.

$16. $16. We are up from last time. We're not up, but we did win $60. Okay, but that's too. Hey, look, we're just looking at data here. That's two in a row bigger than lunchbox ever brought us back.

He got us with that C-the- Attendant thing, though. What does that mean? Nothing. You had to cash in the gas station. That's what it means. You can't cash in thin air. Okay, sorry. Hey, why in two?

Has he won more money than we ever won with you through years and years? Multipli. Great question. He's not playing the right way. But he is playing the right way. I don't understand what you're saying. He has less chance to win than we do that I did. But can I bring, I want to say it one more time.

With Scoobo Steve and two times we've played with him, we've won more money we've ever won with you. But you're saying he's not playing that way. But how do we know we're really winning that? Or is he just making up numbers and make himself look good. I mean, have you guys. Have you guys seen any proof? No, he just scans.

Oh, look, guys. He's right next to me. You don't show anybody the tickets. Yeah, I have all the tickets. Okay. But do you know their winners? Did you scan them go, oh, yeah, this is a winner? We have no idea.

He's manually checked them, and I scan them to make sure we're okay here. So tonight again? Let's do it. I'm down for it again, yeah. Powerball again? Nobody won. Yeah. Would you be mad if we won $1,000 lunchbox?

Yes. Why? You would win it too, though. I don't understand that. I understand. I don't want a scuba. I don't want to win. I don't want to win.

Okay, so I think in order of importance when it comes to the lottery, it's lunchbox, recognition, the news, then money. Well, news and money come hand in hand, and so does recognition. Like, they're all three on the same. No, because right now we're saying you could win money. Well, I don't get the recognition. Exactly. Okay, anyway.

Scoba, we'll hit you up again. We'll play one more time. Until the lottery falls off, we'll keep going with you. Okay, all right, cool. Big controversy. Someone said I said the F word on my 25 whistles podcast. Did you go back and listen to it? No, I don't need to go back and listen to it.

Same. I know you didn't. I didn't. I don't even think that word. Mike, what did I say? I say freaking? Yeah, you said freaking mind. And then were there people that were making noise at the same time?

Yeah, someone else took a breath and said something over it, so it sounded perfectly like it kind of hit. It sounded like it, but I don't say the F word. I don't curse. And so people are having a heyday. They were all over me going, oh, we heard you, sorry. And I was like, there's no chance. I don't even think that word.

I think the S word sometimes. You think it? I think it, but I don't say it. But I don't really think the F word that much, if ever. When you said you weren't going to cussing. anymore? Like, you literally did not cuss anymore. Like, I never... Yeah, I've never heard you even come close to that word.

I think I'm about to go back, though. That'd be cool. Would it, though? Would you guys like it about? It's fun. I would love it. It's good to be on that side. Is it that fun? I don't think it matters. So that's on Friday's show.

You go check it out. We'll put up a new one today to 25 whistles. If you want to check out the podcast. Bobby Bone Show. Story up the day! This story comes over from Cutler Bay, Florida. A group of people. out singing karaoke, yay!

Only problem is, argument ensues. No, it's my turn to go sing. No, it's my turn to go sing. They start fighting, spills out in the parking lot where guns are pulled. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Shots fired. Two people hit and several cars.

Wow. Okay, I know the joke here is it's about karaoke, but it's not. It's about disrespect. It's cutting in line. Yeah, they were ready to sing, man. Listen, I get it. It's about the singing, but not really. If someone cuts you off in a parking lot, How mad do you get?

So mad. Right. If someone hops in line at the mall, just like, so mad, you're disrespected. Add that to people being idiots and having guns, that's what you get. It just happens to be karaoke. But also, Love Shack, if I want to sing Love Shack and someone cuts me off,

I'm extra mad. Don't get the way of that. I'm just building up to sing Love Shack. What happened to them? One person was arrested. Two people. Lots of boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah, and three people to the hospital.

Oh, my. One person, they went full black IPs, and only one person got a lot. arrested. Boom, boom, boom. Got to get that boom. All right, that's it. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. It's time for the good news countdown. It's the good news countdown.

Counting down the biggest good news stories across the lab. Here we go. Number three. I saw this on TikTok. In Memphis, this young girl named Carol waited two hours to catch a glimpse of the rock. And so she's waiting for Wayne Johnson and she's standing on the street and not only did she meet him, he stopped, talked to her, took pictures, and gave her whole school tickets to see Black Adam, his movie. Here's a clip of them meeting, it's like in a neighborhood out on the street. All right, it's me and Carol.

How you doing, Carol? Good. It's good to meet you, too. She's been waiting out here for two long minutes. Or a little longer. Yeah, it's really cool. And someone was like, that's an actor. I've never seen a 12-year-old act that good before, if that's the case.

Because it was really cool. All right, let's go. A police dog that helped find 38 missing people in her career finally got to retire. She'll live out the rest of her days with a cop that she's worked with since 2012. 38 missing folks stuff. Wow. That's pretty cool. Number one.

Four sisters from Wisconsin broke a world record for the highest combined age of four living siblings. Total age, 389 years. The youngest sister is 93. The oldest is 101. And they are all still live. That's awesome. That's awesome. That was the good news countdown.

There will be another episode of 25 whistles up today as well, which is our sports podcast. And what a terrible weekend for sports. All right, that's it. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye, everybody. All right. If you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up.

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