The Bobby Bones Show - (Mon Full Show) Bobby's Weekend Drama From His Stand-Up Bit + Eddie Claims He Saw A UFO + Mike D Reviews Amy's Movie "Holiday Harmony"

Episode Date: November 21, 2022

Bobby dealt with some drama over the weekend around the stand-up bit he did about the CMA's. Find out what happened and how he feels about it...Plus, Eddie claims he saw a UFO this weekend, hear where he saw it and why he thinks it's a UFO. Then, Mike D got an early screener of Amy's movie, "Holiday Harmony" and shared his review! Find out if he liked it or not and how many stars he gave it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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He's like, Dad, you know that song? I need something you proof. I need something you prove. He goes, what's that song about? And I'm not thinking, I'm watching basketball. I'm like, oh, well, see, son, you know, like whiskey has 80. Don't say. Ask him.

What, lunchbox? Lunchbox, do you know what you proof means? I don't know if I ever heard the song, man. Listen to it. You've heard this song. It's funny. Oh, yeah. I know what it is.

It's like he wants some alcohol that won't make him call his chick. Yeah, I guess, right? Like that way he doesn't go back to her, I guess. It's a play on words with like 80 proof. But you proof to keep me from going back to it. I think lunchbox knows it better than you do. What do you mean? No.

You prove because she's heard him. Yeah. And he keeps going back. So he's drinking. Stop. It's going to keep. Right, but the play on words is. Or it makes him like not think about her.

Okay. See, this is why I told my son. I don't know. Okay, good. There you are. Because he's like, what does that mean, dad? And I was really about to go into the whole, well, whiskey has 80 proof. Whiskey.

There's 90 proof. Man, sometimes you get a rum that's 105 proof. But then my wife's like, what are you talking about? He's riding it down. My wife said, don't talk to him about that. So I stopped talking. Yeah, you proof is a play on words of something that keeps like, it's. The alcohol proof.

Unlike you. I need something that's keeping me from you. Yeah, away from you. And the proof is the alcohol. Yeah. But it's like, I need something because of you. I need something you proof. Yeah.

So how would you explain that to a nine-year-old like that? I would say it's about giving to others. Oh, volunteering, giving back. And working good through parents and being a good kid. All right. That's what I'd say. That'll go really well. Okay, up next to the guy who knew it quickly.

First he claimed he never heard the song. Then he knew it. It's lunchbox. There he is. Today is the day. The USA takes the field for the World Cup in Qatar, Qatar, whatever you want to call it, 1 o'clock central time. So listen to all you bosses out there,

you need to stop the workday at like 12. 30 and let your office watch it. Send them home. Send them to the bar. This is a time for the United States of America to come together and cheer on our men's national team today as the World Cup begins for us. And we are going to march to the championship. And it all starts today. We need you and you and you and you to watch.

Don't be that lame office that makes them work. I don't think a whole lot of Americans that work normal jobs less than the show will care that much about soccer. I'm interested-ish. It's USA. It doesn't matter that soccer. It's the United States of America. No, no, I hear you. And I'll watch and all root, especially if they win and can move on.

But I don't think it's not NCAA March Madness. And they don't even let offices out for that. Yeah, yeah, because that's just individual schools. This is us as a country. Backing our. The Olympics, we don't let people out for that. I was just thinking that. With sports that we know.

So I get it. I am mildly excited. We just never do well in soccer. Mildly excited? Yeah, I don't get that invested. Oh, my goodness. Have we ever want that? the World Cup? No. No. Okay. Not even close.

So we're probably not going to win it this year? We basically own the Red Solo Cup. Yeah. Other than that, we're cupped out. All right, next. Amy, what's up? Here she is. So I had an interesting encounter with a young man.

He's probably 20, mid-20s or something. And I was with my daughter, who's 15. And he was definitely checking her out. And I turn and look back at him and said, She is only 15 Showed him How do you know she was checking her out? Oh, it was obvious

How do you know he was in his 20s? I'm speculating What happened was I don't because personally he might be older And I don't want that to be the case Because then I would have I was ready to be like If you keep looking at her

I will do something to you But she is getting older and growing And just some people are creepy So I just was like very protective And you said that to him Or you said in your head No no I said I turned back, I said she's 15.

And what did he say? Perfect. No, he just like, oh, yeah. Then you're like, okay, well, we're going to call a long-forset. No, we just kept walking. She doesn't even know I said that to him. Like, I said it under my breath. Yeah, because she would be mortified.

If you're walking right beside her and you go, she's 15. No, she was ahead. No, she, I looked back and I turned and I said. I think you've built yourself up a little bit on this one. No, no. I said it. It turns out she just mouthed it. And then I'm like, I'm behind her hand.

She's 15. and here I'm going to do something to you. Amy goes, I almost punched him in the face. No, he didn't hear you. I did. I did feel like I was about to punch him. That's a good story. I like it, though. But yeah, you're right. I guess it's hard with your daughter getting older. Yeah.

Because they all want to wear adult clothes. Oh my gosh. Don't even get me started on these kids in their clothes. Yeah, I won't because I don't feel comfortable talking about girls. Yeah. Ray, go ahead. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He once had an issue with a fox, and he once bought a storage locker with, lunchbox. Bobby Bones.

Where's the money, though? Oh, we still got the money. What? What he says? It's in our account. It's in our business account. What account? You set up a whole new account that I didn't know about? Yeah. This is not what this is about. Business account. Like out of base. Did you sell those second shoes? Yeah. And we got a couple more we're about to put up because it's Christmas time. I wanted to wait and make sure...

How much did we profited? Uh, like, well, we paid 200 and something for the locker, so we've profited $180. We're profit right now. We're over. We've already in the black. Yeah. Okay. So then we have two other pair of shoes to go? Yeah, and we got some nice ones. I don't even know. Some brand that I never even heard of.

Well, let's just go and sell them and, this is taking 10 years. I know, but I slow roll out. No, we don't have to slow roll out. We're not, came out. He was waiting for Christmas because people will probably pay more. Yes.

Okay. No, let's roll them out. Get them up there. Okay. Yeah, that's the deal. I paid for it. You handle it, but you're not handling it. No, no, I'm handling it.

Anyway, let me do my thing real quick. Oh, yeah. I'll be five seconds out. Get on TikTok and go look up iPhone hacks. You'll teach you stuff that your iPhone can do that you never knew. Oh. Really? There's so many good videos about things.

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But do the iPhone thing. All right. Also, do the thing where you put, list our show. shoes and we get our money. Yeah, that's on eBay. That's on eBay. Okay, let's go. It's time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag.

Hello, Bobby Bones. It's hunting season. And I hate it because it always leads to arguments with my husband. To be honest, I really have no issue at all with them going hunting, but it never fails every year that we fight. I'm angry with him now because he shot his deer at 12 in the afternoon, and it's 8.19 p.m. He's not home. We have three kids, 14, 9, and 2, and he doesn't even text me to let me know not to worry. I have no idea if he's out in the cold or if he shot the deer or what's happened. Do I have the right to be angry at his lack of consideration?

Any advice on staying sane and keeping a healthy marriage during hunting season? Signed, Dear God, help me. Now, this hunting can be interchanged with softball. Oh, yeah. Golf? Honey? Video gaming? Football. Yeah, video gaming at home, though. Oh, true. That would be the difference.

So, yeah, this happens. And this happens with me a bit too, where I just, sometimes forget that I have a home I live in. And I just, if I have a day off, I'll just go and play golf and never even, and my phone, I throw it in the golf cart and never even look at it. Which is rare for me. But I do this too, and I'm trying to get better at it. So you have no issue with him being gone.

your issue is just with him not reaching out to you saying that I'm okay. That seems like an easy thing to get through. I think the harder one is like, I don't want you to be hunting so much. Yeah. That's where the big fights come. So here's what I say to do. Fight about that and then back up into,

okay, you can hunt as much as you want, but you have to call and let me know. I mean, if you want the real practical reason, not the healthiest way to do it. If you really want to get some crap done, this is what you do. You go to him, you go, hey, we'll call him, I don't know, Clint. You go, hey, Clint. Man, you're hunting alive.

Yeah, baby, it's honey season. It's, you know, it's gun season. Modern gun. Yeah, but you also want muzzle hunting. You also, like, you're just hunting all the time. Birds, deer, hogs. Like, we have three kids. And he's like, but you know, it's honey.

I get it, honey. But it just seems like it's a little too much. Like, you're gone a little too much. Can we cut some of the time that you're in the woods off? And he's going to get a little upset. Now, you're playing a game. He's going to start playing checkers, but you're playing chess up here. Up here in the noggin.

And he's like, you know, I've waited all year for deer season. I don't even like turkey hunting that much. I mean, yeah, we go duck hunting a little bit. That's just all the guys can get together so we can hang out. But you know, I wait all year to go deer hunting. This is very important to me. Well, it's just a little too much. Wait, so you're having to fake and act like you're really mad.

Yeah. Okay. Huff and puff. He can huff and puffs and puffs. It's going to be a long comfortable. Okay. You let him go. You can give it an hour.

You can give it a whole night's sleep if you want. I don't recommend that part. Then you go back, go look, honey, he says you. Hey, honey, I'll be the girl now. Honey, I'm sorry. You know, I know you love hunting. I can't do this. My voice is going to go away.

You say, you know what? Okay, you don't have to hunt any less. But I'll make a deal. I won't bust you. I won't bust your chops about hunting less. If you'll just text me three times during your trip. So forget that I said that. Let's reach a compromise that you will reach out to me a few times during your trip every few hours.

That way, I want you to hunt less, but you don't want to hunt less. So just reach out to me and let me know you're okay, and that's where we meet in the middle. Okay, okay, honey. Oh, you win. I'll do that. The end. You got your whole thing done here. But it's only because you asked for a way more than you actually wanted, and he's settled there.

And he's a dumb dumb, I won't even know what you're doing. Now, is that the healthiest and what relationship experts will tell you? No. But do you actually want to get crap done? Yeah. And it's uncomfortable at first. Be like, you hunt less. No.

Yes, no. Yes, no. Okay, fine. I'll give you one. You can hunt the same amount, but just reach out to me. Okay, fine, good compromise. That's it. That's all fixed.

You're welcome. Can I tell you what my mom did? Yeah. So my dad would go hunting every weekend with the boys. And then she got upset and she told him, hey, I want to start going with you. Oh, no. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

And you know what he did? Ah, no, it's just the boys. You know what? I'll just stay home. It's fine. So he stayed home. He didn't go hunting for the rest of the season. Yeah.

What? I don't think that's going to happen. That's a funny one. It was a bluff. I think my mom totally bluff. She didn't want to go hunting. I guess you could say that about golf. Total bluff.

I wish my wife would be like, I'll go play golf. Yeah. Yes. I'd be amazing. Let's go. Every day. Yeah, twice a day. It's going to the morning and night.

I'll go wrap to the show. But she's not going to say that. Yeah. So if you want to have healthy relationship, you communicate effectively, you say this is why it's bothering me. But if you want to get crap done, you say no more hunting. And then you fall back and compromise on what you really wanted to begin with. That's it.

That's the end. You want your problem solved? Hit me up. You want your problem solved quickly, effectively, but difficulty? Hit me up double time. What method do you use in your own relationship? I just do whatever she says. All right, that's it.

We got your email and we read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailback. Yeah. This is a voicemail we got last night from Janice. I listened to your show, and I had someone DME saying that her name is Trisa Decker and that she was a communication manager for you. I just wonder if she's true or is she just a big fat faker. Just letting me know.

Thanks. Who all saw this? Not me. Because someone saw this. Mike, was it you who sent me the Teresa Decker Instagram page? So Teresa, the name is Teresa. Dot Decker 91. And she says that she is a communications director for me.

Ignore anyone except her. I don't know who this is. It's a scam. It's a scam alert. Wow. Wow, that's crazy. There is no. Communications director?

Teresa Decker. Either. Here's the only people that will reach out to you from me. Me? Or somebody with a blue check mark? Or somebody I follow. That's the thing, too. If you're like, I don't know, it seems like it could be.

See if I follow them. Yeah, because surely if Teresa. Dot Decker was in charge of you, you'd follow her. I just look. Oh, I do follow. I'm just kidding. But that's probably not even. I don't have a communications director.

I'm not the president. Weird man. Yeah. Morgan number one may reach out at times if we're trying to give people prizes. That's not Teresa Dexter. She also has a blue checkmark by her name and has worked on the show. And you follow her.

Yes. Teresa Decker, I don't know who she is. Don't give any money to her. Dang. Teresa Decker has zero posts. Just says communications director. I mean, she looks friendly. Maybe she should be my community.

I don't even have that job. That's not really her. Is that on her profile that she's a communication director for you? Let me see a resume. Maybe I'll bring her on as my communications director. Maybe she's good. I don't even know what that is, actually. Yeah, it says communications manager for at Mr. Bobby Bones.

Ignore anyone who adds you to hangouts, emails, et cetera. Thank you all. And they're trying to get money from people. believe it. That's a scam alert. Scam alert. Scam alert. Scam alert. Thank you. There was another scam alert I wanted to talk about here for a second. Is the company will do things where they try to trick people into falling for links just to see if you're dumb enough to do it so they can lecture you? Guess who fell for another link? Lunchbox. Oh no. These nerds. Like I don't fall for any scams and we don't ever get, there's no spam that gets through our work email.

So I don't understand why they keep doing it Because they send it and they said It was a note saying Hey your time off Has been rejected or rescinded because you are out of days off And I'm like And that's a good one to send to people Oh yeah especially lunchbox

He loves all he wants his days off Yeah no no Sometimes he's here and he still takes a day off I'm like I didn't even request time off So someone must have hacked my time off And I'm like so I click on the link And I start filling out the stuff And then four days later

What are you filling out the stuff like personal stuff? You dummy. Wait, hold on. So let me ask you. In the subject line, did it say external in all caps? That's what they keep saying. Don't open anything that says external. No, no.

If anything is external, you know where it goes? Spam. No, not in mine. No, not in mine either. Well, mine. Well, I say that. I haven't checked mine all you here. Exactly.

But this, because it's iHeartmedia.com. I'm like, well, that's us. But yours says, it said it came from iHeartmedia.com. Yes. Oh, they do that. And that's what I'm saying? So what are they doing? Like, it's just stupid.

So I can't click on. So I fall for their emails quite a bit. But then how do they get to you and go, hey, you fell for it? No, they send an email later and say, hey, we sent the bait. Did you fall for it? You did. And I'm like, yeah, I did. Okay.

But you sent it from iHeartMedia.com and you tell me your request exceeds vacation balance. I'm like, well, I didn't even request time off. Okay, that's the first little flag. Well, that's what I'm saying. And he doesn't sayahartmedia.com, though, like it's actually from iHeartmedia. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It says H.R. Iheart.

The account is time off at iHeartMedia.com. I know. I click it too. That's what I'm saying. I click it too. But they do keep saying don't click anything external. Okay. Does it say external? It does it not say external.

No. It does not. Nowhere? No, it really doesn't. And that's what I'm saying. So these nerds are like. No, no. This is good that the company does this.

Yeah, but also weird. I'm never going to click anything that really is bad for me then. I mean, like. Yeah, the next thing you know when he really is out of time. and he needs to like, scam alert, scam alert. Somebody tells Scuba, and then scuba tells you, hey, have you checked your email?

Your time stuff's messed up. That's really how they get to us. Not these emails. Why does he keep falling for this? Do what I do. Don't even open a single email. It's time for the good news. With Bobby.

Tell me something good. Leanne Fan, a 14-year-old in San Diego, was named the grand prize winner of this year's Young Scientist Challenge. It's a middle school competition. She developed Fence and headphones. It's a low-cost headphone device that uses machine learning and blue light therapy to detect and treat ear infections in kids, potentially preventing up to 60% of hearing loss in children. So she's about to be a high school freshman, and she invented this.

Wow. She won $25,000. And this is her talking about how her invention works. My project is fencing headphones, detecting and treating mid-ear infections using machine learning and phototherapy. My solution to this mid-year infection problem is to create a low-cost device that can both detect and treat a mid-ear infection. And to make this device easy for children to wear. This way you can listen to music while treating your ear infection. And so some of these kids don't even know how to describe their ears hurt, but this is able to see that.

And again, that's how it stops the hearing loss in young kids. But again, she invented this at 14 years old. That's wild. Once lunchwalk invented lunchbox invented some pants. Yeah. But they were invented 10 years earlier. We found out way later. I was in fifth grade and they had invent America and I invented terrible.

tear away pants where, because you go to school and you're cold in the morning and then at recess time, you get hot so you want shorts. So I invented where they tear away at their knees and they told me it was a dumb idea. And what do you know? They're all for sale everywhere now. Well, we look back at when they were actually patented. It was 10 years prior to him being in fifth grade. Right. So they had already been invented. So I think they were going, hey, guy, we already have it. That's what we think now. But it's good. Yeah, so I relate to this girl. I invented a car when I was 17. Oh, really? Yeah. What if you get in something that's got wheels on it. You push a pedal.

They're like, I already done that. And they said, you're an idiot. I was like, oh, except there already was a car. I mean, Michael Cox, who is the one that won the school one at Reed Elementary, he invented a cup holder for a car. There were already cup holders. They were already tear away pants, but I wonder what the cup holder had

had to be different. It had to be different. I mean, he did go on to rice and all. He's really smart, but I mean, yeah. I was like, come on, man. Classic Michael Cox. Crushing it, man. That's what it's all about. Good job by her. That was Tell Me Something Good. Recently we talked about a woman who had taken her dog who had died,

and she had made it into a rug, like a bear skin rug. And you actually saw the paws of the dog and the head of the dog. It's weird. Very weird. It's so not illegal. I guess you can have a bear. Because even the dog's head didn't even look right. It was definitely dead.

It was definitely dead. It's weird. It's bizarre. So this is in America. She made a dog skin. rug out of the dog that she loves so much. So lunchbox wanted to see if this could really be done. So what'd you do?

I called a taxidermist. And you just went right for it? And I just started describing the animal and to see if they would do it. And when I got to the dog part, like would they be freaked out? Would they be like, that's disgusting? I just want to see if someone would really do this. What state was this? That's in the South.

He always messes with Florida. Let's just say. We had a taxidermist living near us in Arkansas. and so we got a lot of deals. We were there a lot. I don't want to implicate anybody, but let's just say south. Okay. South of us.

Okay. All right. Here is Launchbox calling taxidermis. Hello? Yes, man. I was just calling to see. I know you guys do stuffing there at your taxidermy, but I was wondering if you also do rugs. You're talking like a hide, right?

Like do the, like just. Yeah, like the skin. Yes, exactly what I'm talking about. Depends on the animals, the size, you know, the, you know, some, some hide is harder to work with than others. Yeah. What would he got? It's about 75 pounds.

He's a really good boy, so it'll be easy to work with. Like, he won't give you any problems. He's very friendly. He's used to being around people. And yeah. Are you talking about a dog? We lost Fluffy last night. Kenilcoff got him and took him down.

And the dog always, you know, lays by my feet and was so soft and so friendly. So I just want to have her forever. so every day when I get out of bed, I want to be able to rub my feet on Fluffy. Oh, okay. That's a little out of the norm. I was hoping you could keep Fluffy's tail on there because her tail would always wag and smack me.

And I was like, oh, there's Fluffy's tail. I mean, are you mentally prepared to deal with, you know, seeing essentially a deflated member of your family laying on your, laying on your living room floor? Yeah, I mean, Fluffy just, I mean, he's a part of the family. I mean, if that's really what you want, we could, we could make that happen. It smells really bad, so I will bring her by tomorrow, round three. It would be fluffy, me, and I really appreciate it.

We'll see you tomorrow. Okay. Oh, man. You know, I gotta say, I applaud this guy because he wasn't going, yeah, bring a Bible, make a little cash, call it a day. He said, hey, are you sure he can handle, like, a family member like this? Yeah. Like, he was giving you every reason to think about it more before you added in. But the fact that he would really do a dog is crazy.

Just wanting a dog is crazy. You're crying. Fluffy. Do we think all taxedermis would do this? I think so. They'll stuff a dog? They'll stuff a dog? What's the difference, I guess?

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Been waiting all weekend for that tea. But when you spill it, we don't get to drink it. It's on the floor. You always say thirsty, but when you spill it, it's on the floor. Sorry. It's wasted. Yeah, it's on the table. All right.

Guys, what is the number one complaint from Eddie? Oh. All the time. What is the complaint? Too much work? Oh, yeah. Amy, what else does he say about work? He's here working all the time because he's the hardest...

Did you tell her to say this? No. It feels like a script. I know. What is happening here? Amy, read the line. Everybody would know that's the Eddie's number one complaint, right? Right, he's always here until three o'clock because he's swamped.

He just didn't even have time to finish all his work because there's so much on his plate. Eddie, the hard worker. That's weird. Because I'm in the other room the other day trying to record some spots. And Mr. Hard Worker's at it again. I walk out. And Eddie, I didn't know this, but part of his hard work is he's a band leader here at work. He gets a couple guys in other studio and they get together and they sing songs.

And Eddie plays the guitar and he's all right, now your turn. Oh, they do. They do like kumbayama. Yeah, so he's the band leader. Here you go. Here's some little music from their last session. I'm a friend. What do you see when you hear?

Yeah, what's this? I mean, this is Eddie playing the guitar, Pitts and Kevin on the vocals. Like they're like audio guys back there. And they're just sitting there. And they sit in there for 30 minutes jamming out to different cover songs. And I'm like, so what are you saying? I don't think Eddie's that busy, guys. The hard worker is so swamped, but he's got band practice going on.

It's not practice. What is it? Oh, it's just time for us to release a little bit. Like this is, as soon as we're done working here, everyone kind of leaves, but we stay late. And that's our break to go to the kitchen, reheat some food, eat a little bit, talk a little bit. Do you think they did music for 30 minutes? Oh, yeah. That was the only song we did.

No, no, no, no. Were you waiting on him for something? No, no, I was doing commercials and you could hear the... He was working. I was working and you could hear it coming through the door. Oh, it was coming to your microphone. And I was like, okay. I thought maybe you're waiting to record like something with him.

No, and so that I'm like, I gotta go see what's going on. Oh, it's Eddie and Kevin and Pitts having a little band practice. Mr. Hard Worker is so busy. I'm here until 3 o'clock, guys. I don't know if I'm ever going to get my work done. Hold on. Take it from the top, guys. I'm a lover

And I'm sad Come on I pay my music in my son Sometimes you had a mental break That's what I'm saying I don't know where I fall on this one guys And it's like Don't offices do this

Like where they're like Oh let's do a employ bonding You know Where they do stuff together This is like our little bonding Afterwards It's only about five minutes max We did that one song

And that was it And you know what I'm upset Because he recorded me Without my acknowledgement knowledge whatever yes my knowledge

and he gets upset it when I do that this is my favorite part now that these two record each other all the time Eddie records lunchbox secretly talking to customer service lunchbox records Eddie

I don't know what Eddie was doing I'm just hanging out with my boys just wait for a couple days and they'll be complaining about all the work he has and we can just play this clip over and over again you two better watch hey wash your backs watch your bags because you both are looking out

to really get each other on the air I'm here for it Eddie, I don't know what to say. I mean, dude, it's one song, man. If that's what it is, that's what it is. You promise? Yes. No, but you already said it's like at the kitchen, getting something to eat, talking, then singing.

It's our little lunch break. I know, but. It's three, and we already have, it doesn't matter. Thank you, lunchbox. Let's spill the tea. That's a good one. The tea there. That was so much tea, you could drink it off the ground.

That was so dumb. That was a good. This is Jeff from Colorado. Hey, my anniversary is coming up next week, and I was hoping you could, like, read a post. for me, for my wife for our 10th anniversary. She is a teacher and I am a veteran. I've sent a few messages, a couple of emails, and I'm really hoping you can hook me up.

Because if not, I'm going to have to create a TikTok and I really don't want to do that. All right. Thanks. No problem. We can get his number. I'll call him back. I'll do the poem. I can give you one right now.

Hickory dickery doc. Oh, not that one, Vince. Hey! Not that one. No Andrew Dice Clay? Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, we'll get them on. I don't know if even wants it on the air, but I'll record a form video. A little Merry Christmas present, right?

Like, Camia, that'd be $10,000, but still, I'll do it. No, I got you. I got you, I got you. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So I have some tips on how to stay safe while you're shopping online this holiday season. I need these. Yeah, because all kinds of scammers out there, that's for sure. First of all, be password smart. So you might be logging on to a lot of sites.

You're like, hey, you want to create an account? And you're like, oh, sure, no problem. Don't be tempted to just recycle the same password over and over again. Make sure it's unique to each site. Dang. I use Cowboy 69. You just told everyone. Crap.

I use 68 for now on. Yeah. Make sure that it's like dot com or dot net. Any of the other dots could be suss. Or dot org. Ed. If you're shopping. Are you shopping at dot gov?

They could. I'm trying to buy other countries and governments. Don't overshunds. Share online. Like if you're posting things, even on social media, they're checking everywhere to cross-reference things. And so someone might be stalking you there. Avoid public Wi-Fi.

That's a dangerous one. And then watch your back. Anytime you bust out your credit card in public, say you are doing some shopping at a coffee shop or on an airplane or something. You get out your credit card. People are writing it down. This is what I would do. I'd pull it out.

Then I'd stand up quickly and turn around and go, like, who's looking? I'm watching you all. Watching your back. And then buy your thing. Yeah. Or just be a good. You just get life lock, but then still do all that. Yes, yes, yes.

When speaking of airplanes, I want to remind everyone of the TSA rules for packing Thanksgiving foods. Like if you're traveling somewhere, maybe you want to take it or you've got leftovers. Maybe you've got your famous, you know, gravy or cranberry recipe or something and you want to make it at home and then you're flying somewhere else. Those are yams. I promise. I swear to you. No, it looks like a switchblade. No.

Well, actually yams, for sure, the chunky ones. like the chunks you could travel with because that's a baked good that you can carry on an airplane but the mushy ones, I don't know if that'll fly because it's technically liquid. Well, you freeze it then probably and then you try to get through Fort Mills. Oh, good idea.

Cranberry sauce, gravy, preserves, jams, jellies, wine, champagne, all that stuff. Just like, if you don't fly often, you might not remember that these are the rules. So Dolly Parton did something with People magazine that is super cool and it's like the one last thing answers, like where they asked her, the last moment you had of nostalgia

and that was her finding a picture of her and her husband on their honeymoon in Florida back in the day, and she was in a little polka dot bikini. Her latest fashion disaster was when she went to a big formal dress-up dinner, and she got there and it wasn't formal. Oh, that's funny. At least she's Dolly, though. Yeah. Yeah, she said she's used to being over-dressed, but at this point it was a little out of control.

The last time she was late, she said she hates being late for any reason, but she was working on a Christmas movie, and she got a flat tire on the way there. So she was late because of that. She did call to give a heads up, though. The last time she was starstruck was when she was talking to Elton John and Mick Jagger. And then her last indulgence. Potatoes are her weakness, but cheesecake is definitely her latest. And I love cheesecake.

I'd have it for breakfast. Yeah. What's your latest? Oh, we got a good breakfast. Indulgence. Yeah, what would be? I mean, it could even be a purchase. What'd you have for breakfast?

Like a shoes or a... This morning. There's a cereal that I eat now. because I don't have a bunch of sugar and they called Three Wishes. Do you guys have that at all? No. Is it like Magic Spoon? Yeah, but it's a little less sugar.

I like Magic Spoon too, but Magic Spoon is pretty expensive. Yeah, it is. And it's like two bowls and you're done. But three wishes, that's what I had for breakfast. But an indulgence? Well, maybe this one will be easier. What's the last time you were late? Oh, boy.

We go through each. I don't have an answer for any of them. I don't know. I mean, the fashion is Astro one's pretty easy because sometimes I'll wear, if it they're navy or black. like socks. I'll wear wrong color socks because they all look the same color to me. And that's not a disaster, but my color blindness is always hindering that. But that's good. That's good to know about Dolly.

I feel like I know her a little bit. She don't like to be late. Hey, the grades don't. You know what I'm saying? Is that it? I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So a bus driver has been driving a metropolitan Atlanta Rapid Transit bus for 50 years.

So they decided to surprise him by putting his face on the side of the bus. Oh, that's funny. Yeah. Just to thank him for his service all this time. I mean, I hope he got more than that for 50 years. I hope that wasn't like the big gift. It's estimated that he's carried 2.8 million passengers over the years. And here's a clip of coworkers talking about him.

He comes in here. He never complained. He comes in day out. He trains new people. He's been a great teacher to me since I came to Martin O'Five. He was just so. put together and in command and control of that bus. I love that he got his face on it, but maybe a thousand bucks for every year.

Oh, wow. Maybe you give him $50,000 for 50 years. See, that's legit. Yeah, that's really nice. And then after he's like, wow, then you drive the bus up and he's like, and my face. Yeah. Not just the face.

Not just the face. But I do love the face. Maybe they have something big plan too. That's a good story. Good for him. 50 years of doing anything. That's crazy. That's what it's all about.

That was tell me something good. I've watched two episodes of the season's Yellowstone. There's one more that I haven't seen yet. It's pretty good. I really like Yellowstone, but I said once, old Dutton became the governor. I was like, this is going in a weird direction. You don't want him to be the governor of a state, do you?

You're like your main guy, protecting the ranch, and all of a sudden he's got bureaucracy holding him up. That's not what you want your ranchers doing, but it's still good. It is still good for sure. But are you watching Yellowstone at all? I haven't yet. I'm letting them build up a little bit

so that I can just. take it all in, go at my own pace, so I'm letting it build up. But one of my friends is letting her 8-year-olds, they watch it together. I was like, well, that's interesting. Is that bad? Yeah, is it? I have no, I don't know. I feel like there's lots of...

There's nothing naked. The daughter kind of does naked stuff, don't she? Oh, Beth? Beth. Her and, you know, Rip. I feel like if you can just, not naked, though. They rip. You don't see it.

Pretty close, pretty close and naked. As long as you're sitting with them, you just cover their eye. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's a good show. Okay. It's always weird to me too that our society allows shooting and killing, but you can't allow naked when everybody's naked all the time and it's our natural body. I agree.

But still, we can murder and stab and kill and throw people out of it. And that's okay to be seen, but not naked. Like if I watch it with my son, I'd be like, okay, now this is the, now we handle the situation's opposite of this. Yeah, we shoot ourselves. No, we don't fight people, beat them up and shoot them. The rating says 15 and up, but I think of a parent's with them. A, it's not a big deal.

You just covered up for the naked stuff. Yeah. But again, I don't, and kids play guns and do, do, do, and shoot each other. I did. They play video games. I still do that, yeah. But it's like, but that's what we can't look at a butt cheek. That's weird.

Because everybody has a butt cheek. It's not even like something that's like, mm. No, no, it's not the butt cheek. It's what the butt cheek's doing. No, but it's sometimes just a butt cheek, too. You can't put it on there. I'm talking about yellow stuff. But I'm talking about in general.

I'm talking about a societal thing. It's just weird that we can't see bodies. I agree. But we can see people murder each other in cold blood. Could you watch that stuff as a kid? I had no rules. No rules. I had no rules for anything growing up.

Because I didn't have parental figures that were active in making sure I did right or wrong. So I had no rules. I could stay out like later as I wanted. I could watch whatever I wanted. I had to pay for any food I eat it than I wanted. Yeah. You know, no, I didn't do anything. I knew I had to go to learn.

So I studied. Or I trained. I wanted to be good in Quiz Bowl and as an athlete. I was way better at Quiz Bowl. That was a pretty good athlete. But no, I'd, all good. That's good. Like me today.

It's Quiz Bowl and an athlete. Two things I care about the most. Time for the morning corny. Let's go. The morning corny. What are turkeys thankful for on Thanksgiving? What are turkeys thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegans.

That was the morning corny. It's time for the Bobby feud. 2,000 Americans were asked. What's your favorite thing to do on Thanksgiving? There are 10 answers on the board. Amy, you're up first. Okay. Eat.

Show me eat. Number one answer worth one point. Now, you don't get the most points for number one because it's the easiest. This is a different. It's not a speed round. So one point for eat. Go ahead. Watch football.

Show me football. Number three. Okay. Okay, um, sleep. Sleeping up, sleeping down. Nap time all around. Number five. Okay.

Um, okay. Watch, um, movies. Watch movies. I love doing that. I don't know. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Yeah, you got to go, yeah. It's go to a movie.

I don't know why Ray said no to that. Oh, yeah, same thing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Number, that's nine, though. Big points. That's good, Amy. All right.

Okay. Play games. I love to play games. Like Cues and Cues? Of course. Blank sleep. Yeah, available at Target, Barnes & Noble at wherever you buy your games. Yeah.

Show me games. Okay. We're not going to play. I'm running out. No one's ever run a category. Ever. Family time. Show me family.

Well, this is not my favorite thing to do, and I know you've got to eat, but some people love to cook. Show me cook. Oh, I had that, Amy. I had cook. Yeah, that's some people's love language. Amy came away with 28 points. Now, there's still a chance for me to win this thing.

I'm about to win it. Go ahead. Drink! Show me drink. Correct. Oh. Remember, the third round is double points. Wow.

I know I'm in trouble. My list is all scratched out over here. But you know what I mean? You've got to get to those Black Friday places early. Shop! Show me shop. Oh, I thought that was for sure on there. 2,000 Americans were asked, what your favorite thing to do on Thanksgiving?

Oh, I think I thought of a new rule. Not for this time for next time. First round worth one. Second round, double points, third round, triple points. Oh. It puts a wrinkle in it. That's good. How many points do I get for a drink?

Two. Oh. You only 26 back. Eddie. After you eat, you go for that walk. That walk is fun. Let's go. Walk or run.

Okay. Good, walk or run. Now I'm in trouble. But let's say... Just doing it on Thanksgiving. Let's say, traveling to somebody's house. Traveling. Favorite thing to do on things to even traveling.

I love traveling. What in the world? It's so much fun. Maybe isn't that road trip? That was a good guess, Eddie. So after the first round, Amy's dominating. 28. Lunchbox 2, Eddie 8. Two answers on the board.

Still enough points, so if you get it in the third round. Oh, so I need to miss this round. So you guys kind of need to punt in the second round? Okay, I can do that. Amy? So eat covered all the eating Well, I don't know, you can say whatever you want But

Eat Okay I don't know guys, I'm out Music Christmas music She yelled Christmas music Shoot Lunchbox

Oh man, I love to this Every Thanksgiving Wash the car Watch the car What? Oh, I missed it Oh Eddie?

Yeah easy, go to the bathroom Go to the bathroom No All right, round three, where points are worth double. Okay, I'm ready. I don't have anything, though. There's a number seven and a number 10. I got it.

I got it. So there's 34 points available right now. Go ahead, Amy. Put up the Christmas tree. Say it! Put up the Christmas tree for the win! Oh, wow. Lunchbox, you can still win this thing.

Two answered on the board. Now, what we do have, off the list, 2,000 Americans were asked, what is your favorite thing to do on Thanksgiving? Eat one, drink two, watch football three, play games, four, Spent time with family six. Walker, run, at eight.

Go to a movie at nine. You're looking for your number seven and number ten answer. Yeah, Amy said put the Christmas tree up. But, I mean, if she was too specific, is you've got to put the Christmas lights up outside because that's what Grandpa made me do, but that would be the same thing as Christmas stuff. Man, bake some cookies.

Is that the same thing as cooking? Let's go with Bake them dessert Bake them desserts Thank you. Eddie, your last shot here You can win this thing Guys

If you get the number 10 answer You're tied immediately Wow, this is crazy I got it There are two answers on the board What's your favorite thing to do on Thanksgiving 2,000 Americans were asked You wake up early

Before everyone else And you know what's on TV That Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade Watching the parade Let's go! Show me watching the parade. Your number seven answer. Okay, okay.

Eddie, you need this one to win. You have 22 points. You need this one to win. There's one left. That's a good one. I can't believe people really like that. It's so boring. It's mostly just onning on.

I know. I know. My grandparents loved it. They went one year. Why do you say you know, you know, when you said you couldn't believe like three seconds earlier? I know my...

I can't believe. I think it's older people. I don't mind watching it. I like it for a minute. I like watching the lip syncing, the bad lip syncing. Yeah. That was a great job.

You need this to win. If you can nail it, you'll be the champ. And third, you started in the back spot, the worst spot in the race. Can you win it? Lunchbox don't say anything? 2,000 Americans were asked. What's your favorite thing to do on Thanksgiving? Number 10 answer is?

Leftovers. Eating leftovers. That's eating, you idiot. That was the dumbest answer ever. That's eating. Leftovers. Did you have anything else you were debating on? No, I got nothing.

All, leftovers. That was eating. That's eating. So what is it? Number 10, volunteer. Get back. Oh, good pictures. Yeah, that's why we couldn't get that one.

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I know what I saw Now I believe him Go ahead I know what I saw This isn't a bit though It's not a bit That's why I bring it to the air It was Saturday night

And I'm just It was like right about to go to bed Probably about 1130 close to midnight And I'm looking outside my window Because it was just a beautiful night Look in the sky You can see

Every single star in the sky beautiful. And then one just starts getting brighter and brighter. It looked like a star at first. It looked like a falling star. But here's the difference. Falling stars go down. This was slowly going up. I would say for about two seconds, three seconds going up and then, whooom, disappears. Did you Google or get on TikTok to see if anybody else had seen it?

Ooh, that's a good idea. How did you not do that at first? Well, at first I looked around. My wife was asleep. I'm like, everyone's asleep. Because you see something like that the first reaction is like, did you see that? Did anyone else see that? Was that just me?

And I was the only one awake. Had you had any drinks? One glass of wine. Was it tonight? I was over at your house? No. One glass of one. Dude, it was crazy.

You sure it wasn't an airplane. Absolutely. I thought it was for sure an airplane. But the way it took off, it was like two seconds in the air, moving, moving, moving. Gone. What's the explanation, lunchbox?

I'm going to see. say that one glass of wine was really a one bottle of wine. No, no, no. And he doesn't want to come in here and say that. Eddie, was it a bottle of wine? It was not a bottle of wine. I promised I had one glass of wine. How big was the glass?

A megapoint? A little pint. Rule 44 from Sonic glass. Yeah. No, it was about a cup, maybe a cup and a half. You're sure that the alcohol had nothing to do with what you saw that night. No, man. I look out my window all the time.

I don't see anything like that. Are you sure it wasn't a house in the distance and they just turned off their light? Or an airplane. It was in the sky. Absolutely. I know what airplanes look like. Guess what? They come down and they land.

Falling stars? I don't know. They shoot down. What does shooting stars do? Go sideways? I mean, they're still... It sounds like they do everything to go up, according to Eddie. But falling stars are constantly moving, moving, moving, and then they're gone.

This is like it was going upwards into the sky. And then it's almost like it got busted. Got to go. Took off. Oh, someone caught it. Busted by you. They probably moved on. You're the one person that saw it, and they can tell when humanized.

See, now I know what it's like to be someone who sees a UFO and no one believes them. Do you honestly believe? UFO is one thing. Alien spaceship, another. I don't know about alien spaceship. But it's definitely an unidentified flying object that was moving very unusual. You should report this to the Air Force. Did you call your brother?

Because he's also seen UFOs and he was like, you did. I talked to him the next day. He's like, I saw it too. What if your family is like a chosen family? Exactly. What if? Yeah. Well, when he saw it, though, he had...

He always says, like, I had a couple of drinks. Do you talk to him often? No. So this was... Oh, I had to call him and be like, dude, you will never believe what I saw. I can't say what you saw or not because I didn't see it with your eyes. I'm telling you what I saw. And I will go put my hand in the Bible.

You will. If we get a Bible, you will put your right hand on the Bible. Wait, no, left hand in the Bible, right hand in the air. Yes. And say, I, Eddie, swear, I saw something. that is undescribable or unrecognizable to my eye. I solemnly swear.

Yeah. Absolutely. Give me that chance. Give me that Bible. I will do it right now. Could it have been the sty in his eye playing tricks? Possibly. I'm good.

Look at my eye. You sure you wanted to sleep? Want to dream? Yep. No, I was wide away. If any listener, maybe saw a UFO this weekend call us, maybe you can find some people that agree with you.

It would be Friday night into Saturday morning. About what time? About midnight. Okay. Thanks, Eddie. It's crazy, dude. Amanda Latour on Twitter said to me, there are a lot of videos with UFO sightings from Saturday night

from the triad area in North Carolina. What? Whoa. That's one tweet. I do want to go over and talk to Susie and Louisiana because Susie, Eddie, claims to have seen a UFO this weekend. And he swears. He'd put his hand on a Bible.

What do you want to say, Susie? Well, morning studio. Morning. Morning. I'm not disagreeing with Eddie, but Eddie, it could have been the International Space Station or it could have been another space station because they do fly over quite often

and you will see them for roughly about two to three seconds and they are gone and they do fly. It looks like it's going into a north, sometimes a north atmosphere, sometimes a southern atmosphere. It just depends on the way it is flying. Wow. Describe Eddie the trajectory of this

and see if it matches what Susie thinks the space station is. So it was moving just parallel to the sky for about two, two seconds, maybe three. What does parallel out of the sky? It's like right of the horizon, parallel to the horizon. Okay, go ahead. Just moving, moving. Like to the side.

Yes. And then, boom, upward. You know like in Star Wars where they say hyper speed, and they go and the light turns into a streak? I don't know that, but I get what you're saying. And then, woo, it goes upwards, not downwards, upwards, upwards. Suzy, any chance that's Space Station?

It could be, it could have 100% been the Space Station. And you can go, and there's an app where you can track not only the International Space Station, but numerous other stations as well. But I'm not saying no, it couldn't have been a UFO. I'm just saying that it could have been the International Space Station. A lot of people don't know. You can follow it and track it and see it on the horizon. Sometimes it comes over at 6.30 in the morning, or not now, but when it was still dark or midnight,

just depends. Wow. Susie, thank you for the call. I hope you have a good one. See later. Hey, Mike and Virginia. Mike's on the phone. What's going on, dude? Morning, Sue you?

Morning. How are you guys doing? We're doing pretty good. What do you want to say to Eddie about this UFO he saw? So I was in this place called James River State Park, which is sort of going towards western side of Virginia, but I'm in Virginia, not West Virginia. I'm out of Richmond.

And I saw a bright dot in the sky go overhead, and it was 99% 9% sure. It's the International Space Station. It didn't do any juke maneuvers like, Eddie's talking about. And by the way, if Eddie had a cup and a half of wine, that's three glasses, not one. I was going to say that. A serving of wine is four ounces.

So he had a cup. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So he probably saw the International Space Station then his eyes went back and forth like crazy eyes. And it did the light thing in his eyes. And he's like, I just saw a UFO when it was the International Station.

I don't know. I'm sorry. Do you feel better about this, Eddie? Because a lot of people are saying it's that. Yeah. I mean, I'm not going to argue that. I mean, it totally could be in the space station. Leaving your mind.

No. No, there will still be a possibility that it was Little Green Men for sure. But, I mean, I like the Space Station. I didn't even know that existed up there or that you can even see it from here. Yeah, you could see it from a lot of places. I'm now looking. That's what it was, Eddie. Are you sure?

But why would it go hyper speed? I think that's like your eyes saw. Yeah. Okay. You may have been imagining something from Star Trek while watching that. Well, because I remember trying to zoom my eyes into it being like, well, what is that? And as soon as I tried to like hyper-focus into it, it went, gone. Okay. Thank you, Eddie.

You're welcome. You had to wine this morning? No. Okay. Thank you guys for hanging out. It's time for the news. Bobby's Big. Stories.

Watch out its snow gloating season. Never heard of it, but it's funny. There's a dating trend that people that, well, during the holidays, they want to get more serious. And they want to have a connection to someone's family. And then after the holidays, they want to break up. Wow, that's cold. Why? Well, they don't...

Yeah, they kind of do it. Well, it's just a holiday. They want to be part of it. That's so weird. I'm trying to figure out why they're calling it snow gloving, though. Because holidays? Because they put themselves basically in a perfect scenario like a snow globe. Okay.

Oh, and they get that, like, warmth and love. Everything's warm and fuzzy. They want some presents. They want to have a family. Free food. They snow globes. So sad. So crazy.

And then they peace out after New Year's. That's from E-Harmony. A lot of bathroom fights occurs. in marriage? Marriage experts warn that bathrooms are a battleground when it comes to fights and arguments. 70% of people in a relationship are currently in the middle of a bathroom war with this significant

other. For men, they said the biggest issue is how much their partner leaves sitting around without cleaning it. For women, they are turned off by the mess. Hair from shaving and smells left behind. That's from the new ageparents.com. Let me address me here. Not terribly messy.

I do, I will shave and I will leave hairs in the sink occasionally. Not a lot of smells left behind because if I'm doing anything that has to smell, I'm going to a different part of the house because I'm embarrassed by that stuff. I'm not a big bathroom guy. Meaning, I struggle anyway.

I don't like to talk about it. So what I've done though now is in the morning I get up so early if I shave, I move my razor and my toothbrush and everything to another bathroom. So I'm not making noise. So as soon as I wake up, I put all my clothes outside, toothbrush, toothpaste, everything, most mornings, if I remember. And then I get up. and my underwear, walk out slowly, shut the door,

and everything's already ready for me to go out there. Nice. Keep her. Nice. Because I struggle sleeping, so I want to make sure that she can sleep, and there we go. No bathroom more is there.

I do sometimes only use a towel once, sometimes. If there's a big pile, and especially if I wash my BH, or if I drop my BH, it's done. You're not a big bathroom guy,

but you want to tell us this? No, I'm just going to do it. honest story about it depends on the body parts that I dry. No, we get it. If I dry, the towel dies. One and done? Yeah. It's an execution.

See it. Done. And that's a deal. From psychology today, dogs do have dreams. If you've ever noticed your dog twitching in their sleep, this probably means they are dreaming. Researchers found that dogs have similar sleep patterns and brain activity as humans and that small breeds tend to dream more than large ones.

They're probably imagining familiar. your activities like playing outside or chasing something. Dogs are smarter than you think. Your toddler and your dog are on par, average, and smart dogs are even smarter than a toddler. Wow. My dog is not. Well, maybe you haven't given it the right schooling. Yeah, huh.

She did training. She just has anxiety. Her brain needs... It doesn't mean she's not smart. It means that maybe there are other factors that are keeping her from focusing, just like humans. Yeah. No, I mean, yeah, I got you. Put it on some doggerel. Dogger, dargall.

A female ultra-marathon runner sets the 100-mile world record of 12 hours and 41 minutes. So she goes and she runs 100 miles. In this running, 12 hours, 41 minutes. She finishes, they celebrate her, and then they go, hey, this is not right. What's up? The track is 716 feet short, so this does not count. Oh, no. Did she cheat or is the accident?

No, she didn't. They mis-measured the track. That's terrible. She can't just start. Oh, she can't just start. Okay, let me do that. That's less than three football fields. That's all she has to run to finish that.

That's crazy. From the Daily Mail. From the Riverfront Times, a St. Louis area grocery store was recently the victim of a meat theft. We're talking about they go in, they grab hundreds of dollars worth of lamb. This guy goes in and grabs these racks and he takes off. But what's interesting is what he jumped into on the surveillance footage was a Jaguar. Like a really nice, super expensive Jaguar. It's called a Jaguar.

How do you say? Jaguar. Jaguar. I know that's how it's supposed to be said. Jaguar. Yeah. Some of that Mount Pine, Arkansas, you can't get it out. Jaguar.

Yeah. Jaguar. Who said Jaguar? What? I think that's how it's supposed to. to be said. I know, but like, I... I've always said Jaguar. No, you've never said that. You're being ridiculous right now.

Jaguar. If you ever came to me and said Jaguar. You're Pepe Lepe Lepeu? You get like the football team. The Jacksonville what, Eddie? Jackwars. I never said that. My whole life. Never in your life. I'm telling you guys. You're out of your mind. A man goes under a brutal three-month

leg lengthening process to gain three inches. Wow. He was able to go five, six to five-nine thanks to a complex bone lengthening process that's been around since the 50s. See, 5-6 to 5-9, I don't feel would do it for me. A 5-9 to 6-foot, that seems significant. Or a 5-3 to 5-6 or 7. But 5-9, it feels like it's kind of the same.

It's in that middle ground. Yeah, I don't know. Raise 5-6. Yeah, I mean, I'm still going to be shorter than my buddy Billy. And also, all my clothes wouldn't fit. That's part of it. Well, your top half would. You can winnie the poo all day long.

Wear the same shirt just be naked down. And I still wouldn't be able to dunk, so completely pointless, unless I can get a foot. Spudweb. But he has way more hops. I mean, I would honestly need to be about 6'4 if I was going to try and dunk. Both your femurs are broken. Didn't you have a doctor on once that did this? It's also very expensive because it can cost up to $153,000.

Oh, gosh. He said it was just something I was always aware of since being young. And I thought I can afford it. Let me do it. Weird, but not wrong. Yeah. And there's a classification of weird, odd, absurd, but not wrong. So if he's got the money, it's his money.

I just feel like that's a lot of pain. I'm happy. For three months. And then five, six to five, not I don't feel like significant. I need to be at least, I need to be five, eleven, six foot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For that kind of money. Or if I'm five, two, I want to be five, five, five, six.

That's like height purgatory. and you're still in it. Finally, we've got a couple more. Alan Jackson is still alive. Was he supposed to be dead? What? Yeah, his death was reported over the weekend.

What? It appears Alan Jackson is still alive. A hoax from some news outlet called F News 2 shared a report that Alan Jackson had died at the age of 64. But he's alive. Guys, we can't be killing people like that. Like hoaxes, it's not nice.

I don't think that we did that. Right. But I'm saying like society. I think they just pick random people. It's like why do they do that? Like they do some sort of lottery. All right. Here we go.

Oh, cool. Jim Carrey will be today. Country Now has the story that he's still alive. Lauren Elena reveals that she's engaged on the stage at the Grand Ole Opry. Good for Lauren. Happy to see that. That is from Country Now. And a first time powerball player scores a $1 million jackpot.

A Michigan woman who bought her first ever power ball ticket, won a million dollars. That's pretty cool. First time ever. Wow. Your thoughts, lunchbox. It's aggravating. I mean, do you really think it was her first time?

Or does she say that just so she'll make the news? Because it's really... I've never played the Powerball before. I decided to purchase a ticket after seeing the jackpot was over $1 billion. After the drawing, I saw a social media post about a $1 million prize being won in Macosta County. So I went to the lottery site and checked my ticket and I won. I mean, she's probably played other types of lottery, but not powerful. Gosh, that's terrible.

No, that's awesome. That's the news, thank you. Those were Bobby's Big. Stories. Let's talk to Mario in Texas real quick, who is on the phone. Hey, Mario, what's up, buddy? How's going on, guys? It's going pretty good.

What can I do for you? Do you all hear me? Yes, sir. So, y'all were speaking about aliens earlier, I guess. Well, I have a story about that. A couple years ago, I was out going on a hunting trip with my brother and a couple of buddies. my brother drops me off the morning my deer blind

and it was an awkward time because these awkward times that I remember so it was around 525 he dropped me off and then like I take a nap and then a couple of minutes later I see this

my whole field where I'm at light up pitch white nothing but white then I was like okay well I thought nothing of it so I just passed out because the feeders don't go out to 645 so I passed out

woke up again at 623 a.m. I look in the sky, there's these lights just going in circle, but they're all different color lights. And they're going left, right, up, down. And all of a sudden, it just zooms in and out and disappears. It happens so quickly. Do you have a cup of wine?

And I was like, what? Going to the deer stand like Eddie did? No, no, no, no, no wine, nothing. It was bright and early. I mean, it was cold, but I didn't have no whiskey, no wine, and stuff. We're completely sober. So that's what I... What do you think it was?

Like, no joke, no joke, Mario. What do you think it was, honestly, if you had to put your money on it? I mean, I've never seen an alien before or any type of spaceship or anything. I mean, after what I Googled, everything... I mean, Google's always right, right? Mm-hmm. But everything I saw was what people were explaining this. what I saw, like different color lights and how they move.

And I mean, this thing moved so quick. Like, I mean, it was not a ship. It was like an airplane. I mean, it was nothing human like made. This thing was moving. And going left, right, real quick. Quick question. Were you able to verify, did anybody else in that area?

Because a lot of times when this happens, you can find other people that witness the same thing. No, I didn't. I mean, sadly, I didn't. But I asked my brother as soon as that happened, I was like, did you see it? He said, dude, I don't know what you're talking about. I mean, because he was seriously like right over the other hill. And I was like, look behind you.

Do you see it? And he's like, no, I don't see nothing. How long did it last all in? You're there. How long did all of it take to go beginning to end? So from 525, I said in the morning, I see the first light, light up the field. And then again, I wake up again, 625, 623 in the morning. So an hour maybe.

Yeah, but I'm saying you couldn't grab your phone and record any of it. Like, why do we not have any of this on phones? I did. I did record it. Oh. I did record it. And the thing is, I showed it all my friends and my work employees and they saw it. And they couldn't believe it.

But now that I have, I mean, I lost that phone, so I lost everything. What? Save that footage somewhere or upload it. It's somewhere. Put it on Instagram. The government still your phone? I mean, you could try to do that, but no one's going to believe you. How'd you lose your phone?

I lost it in the river. The river. I thought I was going to say, got snapped up. He went to sleep and someone took it. All of a sudden, the guy in a trench coat, I don't know, green-complected. Yeah. Bumped into him, took his phone. Well, Mario, I'm so, I mean, I don't know if I'm sorry, but that does sound interesting and strange,

and I think I would feel weird and I'd feel a little confused by the whole thing, too. People say bright lights, yeah, things light up and illuminate like crazy. Movies tell us. No, no, I know people. No, no, I know people. But that's why people that say that because they saw it on a movie and then they're affected.

Wow, that's so cool that Mario saw that. Mario, thank you, buddy. I hope you have an awesome day. Thank you. All right, buddy. Thanks, buddy. We'll come back. Such a bummer.

He lost his phone. You believe? Yeah. I believe he saw something. Both stories were like when he was sleeping and coming away. That's the weird part where he's sleeping. He could have been dreaming.

I was wide awake, guys. I saw what I saw with my own eyes. Next segment. Mike D. is going to review Holiday Harmony. Oh! He watched it over the weekend. Yes.

That's the movie that Brooke Shields on talking about, but that Amy has a part in. Holiday Harmony on HBO Max, will he give a truthful review? Will it be a great movie? Well, I don't know. I don't know anything about it. Mike D. with that review. Next. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,

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play it and go to work, but play it on a loop. Repeat over and over. I'll take anything. I'm not too good to ask for that. Everything is a struggle. Everything. it's a struggle. And I don't know if we're doing a second season or not. That show is very expensive to make. I don't know. Ratings were great, but I don't think the plan was to go to USA Network at first. I think it was meant as a Peacock original. And then for some reason, we went to USA and they're like, I don't know, we don't usually pay this much for USA shows. So I don't know if we're going to do it again. But it was their highest rated new show in like five years. That being said, it's on Peacock and please go watch it. Or don't. Just turn it on. I don't care.

Just play it. Yeah, I'm just trying to get another job here. Let's go over to Mike, speaking of watching stuff and streamers, HBO Max on Thanksgiving Day, which is Thursday of this week, there is Holiday Harmony. It is a holiday movie with Brooks Shields, a litany of other actors and actresses, and a special appearance by our very own Amy.

Yes. Now, Mike, do you got a screener? Yeah. And what did movie Mike think about the movie? Well, I told you guys, Christmas movies are my least favorite genre. So, but I also know, like, what these movies are. They're supposed to be cheesy.

They're supposed to make you feel good. and that's exactly what this movie was. And it's a story about this girl trying to make it as an artist and then she gets this gig to go play at a Christmas concert and then she breaks down in this town and that's where everything happens.

It was hard for me to grasp on to like the love interest in this. Like that's just not for me. Overall, the movie was just not for me. But when it comes to people who like holiday movies find enjoyment in that, I think the movie does do that. And I was surprised to see

actually how much Amy was in this movie. She actually had to be a very pivotal part, like she said. So there's about a whole minute, 90-second scene where Amy's, she's herself, but she's actually acting. So overall... Why are you? Why are you?

I'm nervous. I think that a holiday movie like this, even at its best, could only be a 3.5. So on your scale... Even if it's the best one ever made, it's a 3.5. That's just how I would rate any holiday movie. In this movie, it's called Holiday Harmony. There's not a whole lot of holiday in it.

I think people go into some of these movies wanting all that warmth, wanting, you know, Christmas like images, snow, red and green. And this movie didn't entirely have that. It felt very apparent that we know because we know Amy when it was filmed, like in the middle of summer. So I didn't get... People are sweating. I didn't get that full-on Christmas feel from it. So I would have to deduct a little bit from that.

So I would give holiday harmony three out of five alpacas. Three. Wait, wait. So it's just, it's only half a point from the greatest of all time. It's only half a point from the greatest of all time. Well, here you go. It sounds like he liked it. I did end up enjoying it.

I would give it without Amy, it'd be a 2.5. Oh. Amy's came on. She gets the friend 0.5 bump? Yeah. Without Amy, it would be a 2.5, but. And what if this wasn't on the air, though, too? What point five do you give it because it's on the air?

I probably wouldn't have you watched this movie. It wouldn't be a movie I would watch. Because you hate holiday movies. Okay. Have you seen it? No. No. You sent Mike the screener, but you haven't watched it yet?

Yeah. So I have access to the screener as well, and I can't bring myself to watch it. I think I'm going to watch it Thanksgiving Day with my family and everyone else. Uh-huh. And just be... Are you going to make them watch your part or watch the whole thing? No, the whole thing. Oh.

The whole thing. I know, probably because I know the people that put this together and they're all amazing and awesome. And I can't wait to watch them. on screen and do their thing. When it gets to my part, I'm going to feel very awkward, but it's going to be a fun thing to do with family and friends. I just know if I was a friend, any movie I'm being forced to watch. I got to watch a movie.

Not for, no, my, they're excited about it. I wasn't even my idea. It was like, oh, yeah, yeah, we definitely have to watch that. Well, that's good. I'm just saying, I don't even like to watch movies anyway. Like, yeah, I know, but I feel like. I have watched a couple of pretty recently. Movies?

Mm-hmm. I don't want to spoil them yet. I got a couple of reviews. I don't worry yet. You got to watch. I watched Where the Crawdads sing. Oh, I did too. You did?

Oh, I did too. I told Eddie about it and you watched it afterwards? Yes. Okay. Yes. And then I watched, Oh, it's okay, honey? Don't worry, darling?

Yep. That's it. Close. Is that Harry Styles? Yeah. The Olivia Wild movie? Yeah. Watch that too.

All right. I want to hear those movies. I got a couple of movies coming forth. Yeah. Mike, you give Amy's Holiday Harmony a three out of five. Three out of five. It's on HBO Max on Thursday.

That's from somebody who hates holiday movies. Yep. Okay. Why do you hate the holiday movies? I mean, I don't like him either, but I don't hate him. I just, the premise in everyone is just you already know exactly what's going to happen, so I have no reason to watch him. Your wife watched it, right?

Yeah. Did she like it? She likes it. She loves holiday movies. She's full on right now. So therefore, I feel like that's better, like, if you love holiday movies, then. Whatever it takes. And he said it was, I did okay, guys.

Yeah, I can't wait. We can't wait. Okay. I feel like that's a big deal coming from Mike. I was nervous. He's going to be like, Amy. You should stop those. I don't think you would have said that on the air anyway.

He wants to talk to you after the show, though. By the way, check out Movie Mike's movie podcast. Amy's the guest on with Mike. Very excited. We hit again on 25 whistles, my football podcast. And we say more smiles than frowns because we can't say we'll make you money legally. We got in trouble. We almost went to gambling jail.

Nobody wants to go to gambling jail. So we always say more smiles than frowns. But we hit the big parlay this week and a lot of listeners hit me up and they were like, you paid my Christmas presents off. Oh, that's so nice. Yeah, it is. Don't be wagering them, though. Hey, they almost didn't have a Christmas though.

I know. We don't need to be doing that. But check out 25 whistles. It's a football podcast. It's a lot of fun. We have Marcellus Wiley on today, former NFL player. Okay, so we're going to come up in a second on this show.

And there is some Taylor Swift story that has to do with Amy. We'll get into it in Amy's feet. What? You know how the guy wants to buy pictures of Amy's feet. What a tease. All that's. coming up next segment

I made a bunch of notes about my weekend I wrote down cold because this is terrible I hate it I hate everything about it I hate it all it's stupid

let's just push the little button it looks like an arrow fast forward middle of March that'd be nice and we're marks middle of March

it's I hate cold but I'll take the cold with all the other things that come with this time of year everybody in Florida jealous everybody in Arizona I'm just like I know here where we are it isn't cold for that long a few months but that's long to me

so cold went boxing me and my wife went with mike d and his wife you boxed mike d and his wife you box mike d i did a one is four rounds split decision wow a close one no we went and work exercise boxed together and then had a little brunch so that was fun went over to eddie's house one evening and eddie cooked steaks steaks were a-plus but... I messed up. He didn't have A1. He didn't have A1.

I messed up big time. What good is meat if it can't be covered in A1? I thought of everything too. I'm like, ooh, what would Bobby want to drink? Oh, what would Bobby want to have sides? I didn't think about the A1. Don't let him insult you in your house, Eddie. What do you mean? There was no insult. I didn't even say anything about it. I said, hey, do you have any A1?

He goes, no. And then I really had to keep my emotions back. And I was like, you know what? I'm really not hungry. I did say that. I did not. I think we're going to head out. I had a full plate. I was like, you know, On second thought, I'm good. Not that hungry, but excellent made cookies, and I like to sandwich my cookies. I had some cookies before the meal and had some cookies after the meal. You sure did.

Oh, what kind of cookies did you make? I don't know. They had all that cinnamon toast crunch. Chocolate chip cookies, cinnamon toast crunch. And then you said, you went off of your whole speech on how, like, you know, I mean, why? Who said you can't have cooking for dinner? Yeah, who has said you can't have sugar before the meal?

Only moms to kids, so they are sure to get their nutrition in. But once I'm an adult, all bets are off. I know what my nutrition needs to be. I'm the adult. So if I want to have cake before the meal, I have cake before the meal. And I might have cake after the meal. I might have cake as the whole meal. Shut up, mom.

There's no rules. You can have cake for breakfast. I'm jealous. I never got to do that. So now I'm, it's true. There are no rules. You can have a birthday cake when it's not your birthday. Just drive to the store.

That's right. You can shoot fireworks when it's not Fourth of July. Just. Ooh, I don't know about that. Hey, free country. So that happened. Arkansas whooped Ole Miss, which was really nice for me. Oh, good.

That's why you're not in a. Bad mood. You're in a good mood. Because usually he is? No. Usually if I don't get good sleep. Here's the problem. My jaws hurt so bad today. That means I slept good. Because if I get into, some people have, they get into REM and they dream. I rarely dream, but if I sleep hard now, my jaw is just hurt.

So I have to decide what I want to do. Get some good sleep or have my mouth. My jaw is killing me. But it's why I have broken two bones in my mouth, my teeth. That's crazy. Because I grind so hard. I do have a mouth guard, by the way. but that really just protects the teeth, not the jaws.

Is that it on your list? No, I went to Eddie's house. I have that here. I unloaded a lot of groceries. You what? Unloaded? Well, I'm waiting to see if he gets through his whole list. Caitlin, Caitlin went and got them while I was watching games, and I unpacked them all. Oh, good. Good.

So she got them, and I took them out of the car, and unpacked them all, put them all in. But then she has to go and put them in the right places after I'm done. Okay, so you didn't put them away in the kitchen. Well, I did put them away, but sometimes I don't. know what's supposed to be cold, what's supposed to be pantry. But not in her spots, right? Why don't you ask? Well, I do, but sometimes I'm just like...

He's in a hurry. He's got to get back on. Yeah, commercial break. See, this is what I go through with my kids. Yes, I was going to say. After like four times, you're like, I'll just do it, please. But I try. I think I got about 80% this time.

Okay. So, did pretty good there. Groceries. And then I have football, no shower. Oh, I watched football all day yesterday. I never took a shower. I didn't even brush my teeth at like 7 p.m. Yeah, that happens.

It happens. I woke up. up and then just started watching games and never brush my teeth because I was watching games. Then Kalyn left. And so I'm at home. Who do I got to brush my teeth for? And so then one game rolls into the next before you know what it's nighttime. So I just been watching games all day.

And then she was like, if you brush your teeth a day? I was like, I have not. Thanks for reminding me. So I brushed my teeth in the evening. I didn't take shower though because I didn't do anything. And so there I am. And that was pretty much my weekend. Okay, well, the one thing I thought you would share, because I, y'all were talking about some drama, and I don't know what it was.

So I was hoping it made the list. Well, here's what happened. I did a series of jokes, one of my comedy shows going, if I host a CMAs, this is what I would do. And it was kind of like a roast, but my comedy shows, I make fun of me the whole time. And then I did, and I only really made fun of really successful country artists. But one of them got upset publicly. There have been a few that have got upset privately. one of them got upset publicly.

And then one of his family members came after me and called me a name online. And so then I went at them. Then I was invited. Oh, boy. Like what kind of name? It doesn't matter. What happened?

I did my thing. That person did their thing. And I was like, that's cool. I'm cool because I deserve it too. So we're even one to one. And then the family member came out and did a name thing. And then I was like, all right, showtime. What does showtime mean?

You know what showtime mean. It means when somebody comes. online for other people to see? Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. Like, didn't they watch the thing? That's showtime. Did they not watch the joke? Do they not know you're a better writer than they are? It wasn't about writing. It was just like, because my wife said to me, hey, look, if somebody comes up and punches you in the face, you don't have to go and get a nuclear bomb and drop it on their house.

That's that's what you just did. Oh, what did you do? And I was like, well, I was just sitting here doing nothing hanging out. And I got invited into the comment section, so I went. And it wasn't pretty. They ended up deleting it, which is fine. It's their page. But yeah, I probably went way too hard. But I think, honestly, that trauma

just for me and bullied my whole life. So now when someone comes at me, it's like, okay, well, let's play. You want to come, let's go. But then I sent a message, I was like, hey, I didn't know I couldn't joke about. Yeah, I only joked about highly successful people. And also, I didn't say anything when you did your thing back at me.

I thought, that's fair. But then when a family member, if somebody else jumps in, I was like, all right, it's showtime, let's go. But don't you think that. My wife, I said showtime. I was like, showtime, baby. This is showtime, baby.

But the family member was probably just feeling protective. Yeah, but you doesn't need to call a name. I don't know what was said. Yeah, it didn't matter. Called him a punk. No, that's not true. But anyway, that's what happened. But I haven't any thought about it that much.

You know, me. Well, I just heard you're talking about during break, and I was like, I have no idea what's something about? I was asked about it. I was like, well, it's showtime. And then showtime. So did a lot of people comment on your comments? I don't know. I didn't go look again.

I just left it. And did he was, did? I got a DM and then we went DMs. Right. And so when you said, hey, look, I was going to leave it, but your family member? And then what did they say back? Nothing. Huh.

And all that stuff's pulled? It's stripped from the internet. I screenshot it. Is there a run for reconciliation? There's always room for reconciliation anywhere. Yeah. Forever in life. So since they pulled it, that means you won.

No, I don't think there was a winner. And I'm not proud of my actions, but if somebody comes at me, I feel like if I don't go back 10 times harder, then I will look weak so I don't want to look weak because I was weak my whole life. and so now it's I will go back. But that's it. That's all. I'll leave it there. But I will say... Can you just give us a hint of what they called,

I will say that it... They started it. Even before I went... Even before the joke stuff. But the joke wasn't about that. But they started it. But they started it. But it doesn't matter. Oh. It doesn't matter who started it. I'm moving on with this.

I did have a friend texted me a gift, you know, of the picture of the guy eating the popcorn, like, I'm here for this. I know. I know. I know. Like, I like the comments that are like, I'm just here to remember. read the comment. What hour of the weekend was this? Why did I miss it? It was in between not taking a shower and it's reputable. Anyway, I do want to talk about the Taylor Swift thing

because I did see where she puts her feet on the internet for free. Yeah, so there was this whole BuzzFeed article about how Taylor, you know, she was playing the guitar and her feet were propped up and her feet were there and her fans were like, oh my gosh, doesn't she know how much money she could make if she quit putting

her feet on display for free and she could sell videos and photos of her feet? And I thought, Wow. Even Taylor fans want her. You're looking for a reason for you to sell your feet. But they said in the article, too, it said so many people, this has been a lucrative side hustle for them. And I'm like, who are these so many people? And why am I just not learning that this is a way you could really make some good money?

And is it that bad? Well, this guy came to Amy and said, hey, can I pay $250 for pictures of your feet? One picture. Yeah, one picture. I'd have already sent it. I'd be seven pictures, eight subscribers. I'd have an only FITS account. It's like Only FITs.

Only FITs. So I guess this is what I wonder about people who like feet. Because I'm not a foot guy. It's not the thing. It is common enough because there are a lot of jokes about it. What if the person is very unattractive but has awesome feet or they're very attractive and they have disgusting feet? Do you like the disgusting feet because the person's really attractive?

meaning Emily Radick-Dakowsky, the girl Pete Davidson's dating now, very pretty. What if she had just disgusting feet? Like, is it just about getting her feet or is it just about getting some hot feet? It doesn't matter what's above the ankle. That I'm confused about. If I could get a real foot lover on here, like to have to break that down? Yeah. Like to ask those questions.

See if someone will, I mean, maybe the guy that's listener that's offering me money would talk about it. Does he want your feet or is he just assuming your feet or? Your feet are hot. I don't know. Good question. Because I got arches that people would kill for. Oh, really?

Yeah. Mm-hmm. I wonder if there are women that are into men's feet. Probably not. Yes, of course. I don't know. I don't know.

I'm sure that people are into everything. Yes. But I don't think it's as big of a fetish to where they build sites of men's feet. It's just women for the most important. Women's feet. I guess I would feel okay with the feet.

what if it all goes to charity or something? You can tell yourself that. Why would you give it to charity? Are you crazy? I don't know. And if any men want patients... Listen, I'm not... I'll sell them to men. If they want my feet, I got it. Yeah, maybe men want men's feet.

I'm open for business. This guy that our listener that's asking me for mine, he's already turned down y'all's feet. He's missing out, though, because I got some, again, arches to kill for. You know what I mean? Lobby Bone Show. Boney up the day!

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