The Bobby Bones Show - (Mon Full Show) Lunchbox Shares An Update About His Roof + When Have You Been So Close To Winning Something Huge? + Never Gonna Get It: Two-thirds Of Americans Keep One Of These In Their Cars...

Episode Date: January 16, 2023

Lunchbox shares an update about his roof! Find out if he finally got it fixed...Then, we hear from a listener who was two numbers away from winning the Powerball jackpot. We started to discuss times when we were so close to winning something huge. Hear what they were! Plus, we play 'Never Gonna Get It.' Find out what two-thirds of Americans keep in their cars. Can you guess it correctly?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Welcome to Monday's show. Hope you had a great weekend. Morning studio. Morning. Okay, we're going to go. And here's the question everybody answers here this morning. What was your first job?

First job you get a paycheck for. Your first job ever. We're going to go to our video producer, Eddie. Eddie, your first job. My first job was a lifeguard. And this was right out of high school. My first paycheck. You know what I did with my first paycheck that I got?

I went and bought a guitar. Wow. Dude, it was like $285 and I bought a $300 guitar. My parents, like, you spent all your paycheck. How long did you have that guitar? Oh, all the way through college. Was it your first ever guitar? It was my second guitar.

What, it's the first one I bought with my own money. And you know what I did in college? I was at a party dude playing a song. And they were all like, yeah! And I finished the song and I threw the guitar. I thought someone was going to catch it. No one caught it. Boom.

hit the ground broke. Oh. Did you fix it or was it dead then? It was dead. It's done. I mean, I hung it up in my wall all broken, you know? But really, it was like, no one caught that guitar, guys? Did your wife meet you in a part of your life a season where you were playing guitar at parties? Oh, yeah, man.

South Fidey Island, dude. January 4th, it was Independence Day. I had all my friends there. July? January 4th was in July 4th. Sorry, guys. Hey, I was by a campfire playing the guitar and my wife loved it. What song do you think you sang?

She liked it when I sang Dave Matthews band. It was called, gosh, what was that song? I don't remember. But there's a part where I go real high. And she's just like, will you play that song again? Dang. Yeah, dude. I had her.

Shut up, Eddie with the guitar. Oh, if I bring the guitar out while she's cooking dinner, she's like, can we put the radio on? Lunchbox over to you. What was your first ever job? It was easy. I was a bagger at the grocery store, Randalls, because I was 15 years old. And I told my parents, can't wait till you buy me a car when I turned 16. My dad looked at me and said, you better get a job, son.

So I went to the grocery store and I had to wear a special white shirt to let everybody know that I was not 16, that I couldn't do certain things like the bailer, take the trash out. I could only bag groceries and I was allowed to work certain hours. And I worked and worked and worked. And then a week before my 16th birthday, I bought me a 1985, Mazda RX7, no power steering, no AC. Awesome. You had to work with Xs on your hand, basically.

Basically, it was so embarrassing because I had the white shirt and everybody else had a normal blue shirt for Randalls. Everybody would be like, oh, why do you wear the white shirt? I'm only 15. Like, I'm manager. But it was great. They'd be like, hey, can you go take this to the track? Nope, not allowed to. I'm 15.

You showed them, didn't you? Yeah, and let me tell you, there was one girl that I stood at the end of her register just trying to hook up. Did it? No, I never got, her name was Beatrice. She was a swimmer. She was from another country and she drove a Toyota Tersel. Never forget it. Was she older?

Yeah, yeah. She was like 19. She didn't give you time of day. Oh, she flirted, but we never got there. But did you get anywhere? Nah, never even got her number, man. Amy, your first job ever? My first job where I got a real legit paycheck was a hostess at Lone Star Cafe.

And did you want to be a waiter, waitress? I never made it to server, but I was a pretty good hostess. Did you get tipped? Occasionally, but not. It wasn't a requirement from the servers. I mean, maybe sometimes it would be. I meant like the people. Yeah.

Did anybody slide you a 5? Oh, to get sat somewhere specific? Anything. No, I definitely got tips, but I wouldn't do anything shady. If I would double seat my waiters, I would get in so much trouble. So we tried to avoid that at all costs. Were you a one stand, like one hostess? Because we had two for the most part if it was busy on a Friday and Saturday.

Or Sunday brunch, because there were so many people. One would take one. One would talk to the next one. They'd take it. It was a revolver. Yeah, good point. I mean, it would depend on which shift I was working, and we also were responsible for rolling silverware.

I hated rolling silverware. It was the worst. I had to do that, too. All right, set me up, buddy. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas, he's heard daily by the masses, but you wouldn't recognize him without his glasses. Bobby Bones. Yeah, that's good.

Thank you. That's a good one. So my first job ever was working in a fireworks stand. One of my neighbors had a small fireworks stand, but I worked in a firework stand enough one summer, to buy a lawnmower so then I could go and hustle yards all fall and all the next year.

So I worked to buy a lawnmower. How boring does that sound as a kid? Yeah, that's terrible. But I knew what? You worked at a fireworks stand? That's amazing. Yeah, but I didn't get to do anything cool. It was a small stand on the side of the road.

But you knew of the black cats, you got two for one, buy one, get one. It's mostly the helper of the person that was working it. Wow. So I did that, made enough money to buy a lawnmower, bought the lawnmower, then made enough money to buy school clothes. Yeah.

Dang, none of that sounds fun, doesn't it? Oh, man. But, learn to hustle. And I'm still out every Saturday mowing yards, knocking on doors. Still today. Today. $15, sir. You guys send it.

We read it. It's the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. My daughter is turning one next month. My wife wants us a big party to celebrate. We priced it at the party would cost us hundreds of dollars.

That includes food, drinks, cake, new clothes for a special day, a balloon arch, party props, plus renting an Omo costume that she wants me to wear. Don't even get me started on that. I love my daughter, but she's not going to remember any of this. Honestly, who is the party really for? I say, we get a cake, sing happy birthday and call it a day. Whose team are you on? Team party or team save the money. What's your advice?

Signed, frugal Fred. Eddie, you got four kids. This is such a dad message. Like this was me the first five years of all my kids' lives. Why are we spending so much money? They're not going to remember this. But you know what? They only turn one once.

I mean, it is for you. It's not for the kid. They're not going to remember anything. They're one years old. So just, you know, I think there's a middle ground here. Make it fun for the kid. Why not dress like Elmo? I think that's fun.

I think the kid will be like, oh, that's cute, Elmo, or be scared. But look, don't spend that much money. The kid's really not going to remember this. True. But pictures now are in a lot of ways, currency. It's value. This is you and your one-year-old. I agree.

I don't think you should go all in like this. Yeah, don't go broke for this. But I think you could probably cut a couple of things, but it's also very important to your wife. Let's not forget that. It's very important to the wife to be able to celebrate this, even if the kid doesn't remember. So as much as you're going, well, the kid won't remember,

but the wife will, and it's important to her. And don't we try to prioritize our partners? And we have to pick and choose a lot of times. Happy wife, happy life. So I say you can actually make it a win for her While you Taking a little bit of liberty and trimming some of it Get the Elmo costumes

Maybe you don't get the arch Get rid of the arch There are a couple things but I think you go to her to Remember it's all about the communication You can communicate the same exact thing But it's how you communicate it If it's going to get done or not You go to your wife and you go

You know what I was wrong for not wanting the birthday party You're right my friends Bobby and Eddie Don't even say you heard from the show. Just say we were talking and they think I'm being an idiot for not wanting to have a one year old birthday party. So I do want to do it. You're absolutely right.

Can we just not get the arch? Everything else is great. I just feel like the arch is a little over the top. Because yes, a one year old is not going to remember a birthday party. And yes, you know what? It's pretty stupid. It is pretty dumb. But that's just dumb to you. It's not dumb to her. Yeah, because I feel like she's going to be like, but the arch is going to look so good in all the pictures. No, I mean all of it. You got to talk her down from

couple of these things. Say yes to Elmo because that's huge. Say yes. And you'll even wear the costume. For sure. Absolutely, I want to wear the costume. I won't be in there all day, but I'll wear the costume. It'll be great. But just trim back a couple things, but presented as you were wrong, but the budget is the only thing that makes you really uncomfortable. Can we cut back

a couple things? And I do think she'll accept that and you guys will move along. But then always you can hold this for something that you want later. Ammo. Literal ammo? No, no, no. Like, you know. Well, I thought you wanted to to let's, leverage. Leverage? Not really leverage. I wouldn't say leverage. Then what is it?

But it's the next time there's something trivial like this for you. It's like, I don't think you should go play golf at one. We got to be here at four. It's like, I feel you. But I dress as Elmo. Do you remember that? And then you have the picture. So give me this.

So that's all I'm saying. I think it works. Just trim back a little bit for the budget. Wear the Elmo costume. She wins. Sometimes you got to suck it up. And I'm sure your one, your kid when he's 18 will think it's interesting. They had a one-year-old birthday party.

And remember this, bud, you're not alone. Like every dad. does this. Frugal Fred, thank you for your email. You're going to have to take the L on this, but don't take the L as hard. Save a little money on it. Thank you. That's the mailback. The question is, two-thirds of Americans keep one of these in their cars. Think about that. Two-thirds of Americans keep one of these in their cars. Good? Yeah. Yeah. Let's go to Katie. Katie, welcome to Never going to get it. Because you're never going to get it. Oh, oh, oh. Never gone. I get it. Katie, how are you?

I'm good. How are you? Doing pretty good. Now, you get a chance to answer it first. It's going to be hard to get, but if you miss it, that's okay. You've got two other options here. The question is, two-thirds of Americans keep one of these in their cars. What is it? What do you think there? I'm not sure. Two-thirds of Americans keep one of these in their car. Yeah. It's a hard question. That's why we say you're never going to get it. So you can just throw something out there. How about sunglasses?

Sunglasses, that's a great guess. That's really good. Now, that's not right. It's a great guess, but she's never going to get it. So, okay, 0 for one. Get three shots here. Katie, you can decide if any one of these four get it right, you're going to win, but you have to pick one, Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, or Morgan. Which one would you like to represent you?

Do you guys feel good? I feel good. Okay. Oh, okay. All right. Which one would you like to represent you, Katie? If they get it, you get it. I'm going to pick Morgan

Okay Morgan two-thirds of Americans Keep one of these in their cars Yeah What do you have over there? And I got a few things written down So I was trying to decide between them But

I'm going between a charger Or snacks Because you know parents keep snacks In their car for their kids Everybody likes to have a charger Their phone to be charged I feel like charger is more logical I'm going charger

Well I might think 100% The cars have chargers Oh like a place I can plug it in charge you, right? Yeah. I think more people than two-thirds. Oh, I don't. I think only new cars have those.

Yeah. Two-thirds of Americans keep one of these in their cars. Morgan says charger. It is, not charger. Oh. Okay. Now, we're down to the final shot here. So, Katie, Morgan, I know you can write your other answer down if you want.

You're going to be back in it here. Okay. You can do that one or a different one. Don't care. But Katie, here's where it gets down to the nitty-gritty. Ooh. Okay. You have four players here.

You can pick that any of them. them get it or that none of them get it. So if you think any of them get it, if any of the four get it, you win. Or you can go none of them get it, and if any of them get it, you lose. Now, here's what you're playing for. Today, some crap from the back. Ray, what's on the list of crap from the back for Katie? A blank slate game, a Tricia Yearwood cookbook, John Party CD, and a Mitchell 10 penny hat. Wow, that is some crap. That's some good crap. Okay, a lot of crap. Which would you like to go with, Katie? that you think one of them will get it or one of them won't get it?

I think I'm going to go with that none of them will get it. Oh, wow. You're a loser. Thanks for the confidence. So if any of you get it, she loses. Yeah. And we get to keep all that crap. Yes!

I call the hat. Two-thirds of Americans keep one of these in their cars. What is it? Amy. Hand sanitizer. A little bottle. That's wrong. That's wrong.

Eddie. Can I ask a question? When was this survey done? What are you talking about? You can't ask a question. Recently. Ask question. What's the answer?

Yeah. You said recently? Sure. Give me COVID mask. Okay. I'm going to let you sit there on that one. Morgan. Oh, that's a good question.

I see why you had that. That is a good question. That's actually a good answer. Hey, guys, I'm smart. All right? A flashlight. You get strained and you might need a flashlight. It's wrong.

Dang. I'm going like survival over here. How you feel over there, lunchy? Good. Lunchy. Love it when you call them that. Two-thirds of Americans, keep one of these in their cars. What do you have?

Well, I had to scratch one out because I don't think you would have that at this time in the morning. So that answer wouldn't be it. What? It makes no sense, but go ahead. No, but I'm saying it's all the time. It's not morning or day. Anyway, you're saying the answer wouldn't be that because it's in the morning. We wouldn't say that with kids.

Yeah. Okay, go ahead. So I went with umbrella. That's a good guess. So we have umbrella and COVID masks. Yeah. And with Eddie's question, I think he might be right because an umbrella, a lot of people, the only time you need an umbrella, you can leave it in the house. So I think Eddie is.

Well, you want to change your answer? No, no, no. I'm saying it was a good answer and I liked your question about when was this survey taken. Well, hand sanitizer. No, that was terrible. That's not terrible. Colorado, Katie. You still there?

Yes, I'm still here. So you've said that they won't get it right. Now, I will give you the option to flip. And if you think one of them is right, you can then flip to you think that they're right. them got it right. Or you can stay with you think they all got it wrong. I'm going to stay with they all got it wrong. Oh, you just lost.

You don't like the answers? No. Wow. What did you not? You didn't like our others? No respect. Lunchbox, your answer is not right. It's not right.

I didn't think it was. Let him answer. Why would you say it if you didn't think it was? And you yelled, I got it. Well, because the other one, I can't suck. So you think that's it's it. But you knew that wasn't it too. I don't know.

You may change the answer because that one was there. No, I did not change the answer. You know me write down what I thought it was? It doesn't matter. It's not right. You sure? Yes. What's to start with? C.

Okay. No, it's not that. Two thirds. Stop. Eddie, your answer is masked. Yeah, man. Come on. If you missed it, she wins.

Come on. You got it right. You got it right, dude. When you said it, I felt it. I don't want her to lose, but I also want to get this right. When you said it, I felt it. Two thirds of Americans keep one of these in their cars. The answer is a weapon.

Oh, oh, my. Either pepper spray or guys. Katie, you win the crap from the back. Come on. How exciting. How exciting. Send her that crap. She had no faith in us, though.

I didn't like that. Oh, you're mad at her for winning. A weapon. Eddie, you've got to be thinking about that with your road region. I have a screwdriver. Well, that works too. Pepper sprays. A hunkes.

All that. Katie, congratulations. Thank you for listening. A win is a win. A win. I don't care what I'll say it. Yep. That's me.

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With Bobby. Tell me something good. A year and a half ago, Isaiah heard a noise coming from the basement of his Colorado home. He went to investigate. In the basement, he found his autistic son, Jude, playing an old keyboard that they had stored down there. Despite never having a single lesson, Jude was pretty good. Which is, that's crazy. That he has, like, this talent in him.

And so, Isaiah bought his son a better keyboard. And now the 11-year-old is the lead keyboardist in church. Come on. And he is not the greatest communicator that's said about him. Yet, but he's getting a lot better. And he's now viral on YouTube and TikTok. And so here's a story of a kid who had a lot of trouble expressing himself. But now through music is actually really good and has found a passion.

And so there's a local piano tuner in town. And he's like, well, I think I can help this kid. and so he bought a grand piano with some money that he inherited from his father. He spent $15,000 bucks on this piano, gave it to Jude, and then goes and tunes it every single month. And then also helps him get lessons for almost free. Sometimes for free, sometimes, but he works with people because he's a piano tuner. And the family's like, wow, out of nowhere this happened.

And the guy, he's just like, man, I'm able to help and people help me, so why wouldn't I help? It's just a really great story. Here's a clip of Isaiah, the dad, saying they're super thankful for someone just loving a son like that. Somebody to just love your son like that by making sure that his future is secured. We are super thankful.

What a great story. That's so cool. That's what this whole segment's all about. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. To do the job that Raymondo does, you have to kind of be cool, calm, and collect it all the time.

all the audio. He's here every morning to turn the show on. He's here when the show goes off. And he's the guy that's got to be just even killed the whole time because things can go wrong. That being said, apparently had a meltdown. I've never seen Ray have a meltdown. Do you know about this? No. Was he texting you at 1 o'clock in the morning? I don't think so. He didn't text me either. Ray, would you like to tell me your version of this because I've been hit up by like three people? Yeah, this is really embarrassing. This is a bad one. I came to work and I go to put our little key card at the door and I, I, I, I, I, I, I guess for whatever reason I left my card at home, I misplaced my key card.

What time? Like 1.30 in the morning. And so that's the only way to get in the building. There's no other way to do it. So I pulled through my albut. I'm like ripping apart my car, looking through my wall. I've never lost my key card before. So I just started frantically texting people.

But why at 1.30? Because you could have stayed in your car for a couple hours. Gone home? Gone home. You don't need to be here until really 4.15. Right. I needed to get in the building, though. For what?

But again, you really don't need, you don't really need to be here until 4. 4.15. No, no, no. I really needed to get in at that time. What do you do at 1.30 when you get here? Just audio, when nobody's talking when it's perfectly quiet. Do you ever go back to sleep here? Yeah, all the time. That is crazy. So why not just go to sleep in your car? Because you start texting people on the show who aren't up either. Correct. I did chill in my car for a little bit. Then I'm like, I gotta start firing all these text off to people. Anybody wake up from these? Yes. Years woke up. Yeah. And it's like, hey, I need to get in the building. Can you bring me your car? I just turn it back over. I mean, there's no way he expects me to get out of bed.

and come. And I guess he texted other people, called other people. Mike, did you see it? Did you wake up? No. Okay. You didn't text me, right? No. Eddie, did you see it? Not a text. But did you get it in the morning either? No, I didn't see it. Did you have a reason you went to lunchbox and Mike first? These are the people I thought maybe with kids. They're used to getting up. Their phones are

on. They have elderly parents. I don't know. Mike doesn't have a kid. Eddie has an 80 kids. And I think he did closest to the station. I think he was trying to go like proximity. Who could get him in the building the fastest because He needed to be in there at 1.30 in the morning. Which is crazy. He doesn't need to be at 1.30 in. So who ended up answering? So was Kevin.

Everybody answered eventually within an hour. But Kevin was the first one, and he was on the spot in like 20 minutes. So kickoff Kevin works in the studio next to this, who's editing audio. He shows up. I'd have been so irritated. I was so mad to get out of bed. Was he in a good mood? No, he was fine.

Yeah. We're used to getting up for this job. Not at 1.30 or not? No. So he lets you in. Does he go home after that? Yeah, he went home and went to bed. That's crazy.

And what did you do as soon as you got in? What'd you do? Side relief. I was so happy to be. And then what? You go back to bed? Took a nap. No, then I'm doing my stuff.

I'm like, screw the gym. I'm not leaving this building today. I'm in it. So sometimes you get here and then leave again? Yeah. All the time. To go work out. Oh, my God.

It's so, he doesn't need to do any of that. He can just go to the gyms. Okay. So, then I hear there's another development. Yes. And then around like 637 in the morning, during a commercial, he goes, who put this key card in my wallet? Did you guys just put this key card in my wallet?

Did you guys just put this key card in my... Who did that? He thought someone had taken his key card and then snuck it back into his wallet. It was in his wallet the whole freaking time. Oh, no. It was in there. He's like, I don't know.

I've never seen this pocket in my wallet. Who did that? Yeah, it's almost impossible to explain, but apparently I have a secret wallet pocket that I never knew about. And so I was trying to find a $20 bill for Kevin to give it to him be like, hey, thank you so much.

So because of that, I kind of pushed my wallet a direction I never pushed it, and all of a sudden there's a secret compartment. How did it get in there? well the key card was there all along no no but how did it get wait who did that it was me in the secret compartment

the key card never left my wallet so why didn't it work that time you gotta now take these key cards out they don't work see through the wall or whatever so it was in your wallet the whole entire time I thought somebody's trying to screw with me but it was always there just in the little secret shelf that I never even knew about

oh that's terrible that stinks thanks for Kevin you know you learn from every situation or at least you can you have the opportunity to and Ray why don't you take away from that you don't need to be here at 1.30. No, he just lives his life. Less stress more life.

He's a stress ball. He is a stress ball. One time I had to call, like basically a roadside assistance or a tow truck. I'm not sure you just called, broken down the side of the road. I couldn't get the car to go. I was in a parking lot. I couldn't get the car to go. I couldn't get the car to go.

I tried everything. Nothing. I don't know anything about cars. Nothing. I know nothing about cars. And so I call and they're like, it's going to be 40 minutes. Okay. I just sit and wait and wait and wait.

And finally they show up like an hour later. And I'm like, I can't get it to start. I can't get it to go. And the guy gets in and he goes, oh, here's your problem. And then he puts it in park and goes, boom. Stop it.

Oh my goodness. Do you feel like just a dummy? Yeah. I feel like an idiot. Like a complete idiot. He literally just put it in park because I had it in like drive with it not on.

You can't do that. Because I probably stopped in the parking lot just turned it off and took the key out while it was still in drive. And it's not going to roll. It's not neutral. And so it wouldn't start

obviously because it's in drive. and I just couldn't figure it. I got under the hood. I don't know what's under the hood. I got under the hood just to see. You're just looking at stuff? Anything broken? You're tapping things?

Oh my God. And then he put it in drive and I had to pay him like 80 bucks for the time. And off I went. And then I'm such as it. It hit a curb driving off. Oh my good.

They laughed at you the whole way. The whole way. It was so stupid. Ray, what did you learn from this? I got the key card and I got a secret compartment in the wallet. No, no, no. You don't have to be at work that early.

You know, at least it's taking something away from it. Fine. That's a funny story. Thanks for sharing it. On the phone, Jason in Alabama. Jason, what's up, buddy? Hey, Bobby. Good morning, studio. Morning! I need your help, and I possibly need the help of the B team.

All right. I'm trying to plan an anniversary gift from my wife. Our anniversary is March 21st. She's always one of the French Bulldog. I can't. I'm trying to make this a surprise for her. so I can't. I don't have social media. The more people I text and all that stuff,

she has access to all of my text messages and all of that stuff. Number one, get a burner phone. Yeah, go ahead. That could work. I've been sending some emails. She doesn't have access to that, but every email seems like a scam. People are asking me to send them money

and they'll ship me a dog. Well, Amy tried to buy a cat and got scammed. And then had we not come on the show and been like, we know it's a scam, we're coming after you. She'd never got a money back. And luckily they sent it back. And it was all in like yen or something.

But she got it. Okay, go ahead. That's what I'm trying to avoid. I know there has to be some B-team members out there who maybe breed French bulldogs or know somebody who does. Let me say this first. I hear you. Absolutely. And I have a bulldog.

I have an American bull. No, I have an English bulldog. I don't even know because I'm not a bulldog guy. And I love my Stanley, the bulldog. And I got him. And he was sick when I got him. And when I got him, they were like, you're gonna have a lot of surgeries up front.

Are you sure that you can take this dog? Absolutely, let's go. Luckily, I'm in a place financially where I was like, yeah. And he's at my Stanley's had 11 surgeries at this point. He's almost three. Think about that, 11 surgeries at almost three. That's a little more than normal. But Jason, if I'm being honest with you,

first of all, I wouldn't go to a breeder. Second of all, I wouldn't get a bulldog. Because as cute as they are, they are so. they're so sick. They shouldn't exist in the fact that they're just imbred animal. They're so cute. And Stanley's awesome. And I love them.

I'm so happy I'm so happy I was able to give him a good life. But they shouldn't make these dogs because they're sick the whole time. I feel bad for Stanley. His life expectancy is like nine. It makes me sad to look at him because I'm like, he's like my best buddy. I mean, I give him nicknames. Fat Sejack. Patrick Swayze.

Oh, that's a good one. Forrest Plump. Come on. And so I'm hanging out with them. And I'm like, hey, John Lardy. And he's like, what's it? And I just love them so much, but they are very, very difficult. And you need extra money to take care of them.

Now, if she just must have it, I'm not going to try to convince you. You know what you want. You know what she wants. You're going to do what you're going to do. And just be ready because they're very, very difficult. That being said, let's say somebody has a French bulldog. They're very expensive, too. Are these the ones that Lady Gaga?

Got shot over. Okay. They're hurt dog walker. Right. No more soapbox for me, because I love my bulldog. He's just in a cone every four or five months. You need one. Okay.

What would you like to happen? How can we help you? If any B-team listeners are out there and could help. Oh, maybe someone has a French bulldog rescue. There are French bulldog rescues. Yeah. Have you looked there, Jason? No, I haven't found anywhere remotely closed Auburn, Alabama.

Well, you may have to drive. Yeah, because they're going to be expensive dogs anyway. Okay, give us an email address or something because I'm happy to try to help you here. Now that I've done my TED talk, I'm happy to help you here. Okay. Yeah, I don't know what to do. Like, how do people contact you? I can give you my email address.

You're going to say it on the air. Yeah. As long as you want to say it on the air, have at it. I mean, if you just give it to me, I don't know what I'm going to do with it. It just needs to be, if you want to say it on the air and have listeners send you a note, that's fine. but you're probably going to get a lot of different weird emails, but you could actually get one with a French bulldog. Yeah, I don't think I'm willing to take that risk.

No, just do it. Yeah, I would just do it. Yeah, say your email. It's not a bit. You're not going to get scammed. Yeah, nobody's going to send you that. That's coming for me. Just spam.

You should pay attention. Do you have like a secondary email, Jason? Yes, I actually do. Okay, give that one out, and then we will put it on the air, and listeners, I'm sure, a listener somewhere, we'll have a French Bulldog. All right. It is, y'all ready?

Lover Boy, 69. I know. I was like, I'm nervous. Go ahead. That is not it, I promise. It is Jason, J-A-S-O-N, the letter T, last name, Keene, K-E-E-E-E-E-M-E-M-E-Mil.com. Okay. Say it one more time.

J-A-S-O-N-T-K-E-E-E at Gmail.com. Good luck to you, my friend. I would encourage you to be prepared, have your wallet ready, because it is going to be expensive. They're expensive to buy, expensive to keep up with. Just expensive. I will never get another bulldog. We almost took a rescue bulldog.

Like recently? Yeah. Oh. Just to keep for a while until we got a home for it. And luckily somebody grabbed it before us because we were about to. Because the poor guy, they just been through a lot. And they just, they're very, we now are conditioned to always look at in their eyes for crud, in their ears for infections, all the surgeries.

Yeah, Jason, good luck with that. Does Jason's wife listen to the show? So she can't be listening right now, and I've never known her to go back and listen to anything that she didn't get to listen to me in the car. She's at work right now, and she's a nurse, and she better not be listening because she's got to save lives right now. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

I'm just, you know, he's trying to surprise her and all. Jason, I like you. Good luck. And I hope you find her an awesome dog, and hope you give a dog. really great home. Thank you so much. Appreciate you guys. All right, buddy. Bye-bye. Eddie, I really thought, as I was reading some of the new names that I call Stanley, that John Lardy would get a better reaction. Is that party? It was party, and I get it now, but at the time, I had to think about it. Yeah, so I'm going to eliminate that then. Because Eddie was like,

Forrest Plump. I love that one. John Lardy. I was like, all right, sometimes you have to jokes out, see if they even work. Yeah, but Amy and Lunchbox didn't react to any of them. I do too. I've heard that he's done some of these before. That's why it's like, okay, cool. Forrest, Forest, what is it? Forest Blump? That's great, dude. That's really good. Appreciate that.

This is from Javier in Austin, Texas. I do wanted to see any updates on Lunchbox's claim and roof situation. Also, I wanted to say that Lunchbox is the Ben Stiller of I Hard Radio, and I love his cringe moments. I can't stop watching him. Thank you. All I do is win. He loves you. He loves to cringe.

Great call. Yeah. And I cringe, too, but it's in the best way. Like I think... It's a positive cringe. People... A lot of people attack you. A lot of people love you.

It's... You're very polarizing. But what you do is awesome for the show, right? Everybody? Yeah. And as much as we fight, if we actually didn't... If a lunchbox and Eddie didn't actually like each other,

neither one of them would be... I would kill one of them. Or fire one of them. Because we can't keep that. But... And it'd be Eddie because I've been here longer. Absolutely. Well, just being here longer doesn't matter. But yes.

But I'm more important. Okay. Sure. But so it's all... Even when we fight, it's all like, genuine, like, friendship, and we do not get along sometimes. Even Eddie and I don't, even Amy and I don't get along sometimes. So everybody that's like, man, why do you keep him on the show?

I hate him. I get it. But he actually fills that role pretty good. I mean, he creates the role. It's the cringe role. What do you want to say to that, cringy? I'd like to say that my roof is fixed. It is?

Yeah. All the way. Breaking news. Yeah, we didn't know this. Well, I mean, I told you I had a... Yeah, but you didn't tell us it was done. Well, yeah, over the break. Breaking news!

Go ahead. So I brought roofers out. I brought three or four roofers out. Got different estimates because Amy always says don't go with the first one. And they fixed my room. No, she doesn't say don't go with the first one. She says don't only listen to one. Like get a second and third opinion.

That's different. You can go with the first one. Oh my gosh. He misunderstood. Okay. Well, I had three or four come out, got some estimates. And boom, picked one. And it took about two weeks.

But no holes in the roof. There's shingles on the roof. and let me tell you, it's kind of toasty in my house now. Because the heat actually works? Yeah. So which one did you go with? One, two, three, or four? I was number two.

So did number two give a better deal than number one? Or did you just not go with number one? No, number two just was cheaper. And do a better job? I don't know if they'd do it better. How would I know? Because I didn't have number one do a job. No, no, but like, it doesn't matter.

Thank you. I'm glad to hear it's fixed. Their quote was cheaper, so guess what? I didn't have to spend all the insurance money. Oh, boy. Hey, hey. I don't. Pay day.

Let's just say, hey, a little 2K in my pocket. 2K. Wow. Okay. I have nothing to do with this. No, no. Amy, what's coming up in the pile next? Well, I have the latest must-have accessory for some people.

I want to see if you would carry it, Bobby. And then a simple thing you can do out in your yard that's going to improve your mental health. And then something an artist did to stand apart from the rest. And it worked. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying.

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And yeah, we talk about our mistakes too. They pulled me to the side and was like, hey, man, we got a call last night, man. You can't be rolling around the city like this tonight before games, no, you know, doing this, doing whatever. And of course, family stories. They'll be like, Mommy, why did you miss that? Mommy, do you play basketball? Check out Game Recognized game with Stuy and Miles on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Here's Amy's pile of stories.

How do you feel about going back to the old-fashioned flip phone? I have friends that do it. I have one friend that does it, probably half the year, too. And they do it because they feel like they are getting a little too obsessed with their iPhone, and they spend way too much time on it. And they have the wherewithal to go, I'm not going to stop if I have this, so I'm going to pull back. And I do this with food because I can't.

I eat everything if it's all sugar. so I will keep sweets out of my refrigerator in general. So for that reason, I'm good with it. But I hate it. I never do. Me personally, never. I hate, I need my phone all the time. I need to have, I hug it when I sleep.

Oh. Yes. So why do you ask? Well, Gen Z women, the latest must have accessory for a night out on the town is, yeah, the old humble flip phone. If it's a burner phone that's different, if I need to do some illegal stuff. No, it's not a burner. It just allows them for more connection with the people that they're with. Also, it prevents them from any posts if they're a little tipsy and drinking and they end up throwing something on social they don't want to or sending text to people that they don't want to and stuff like that.

It prevents that. That galaxy Z flip phone, which I talked about is awesome because it's a flip, but it has everything. Oh, wow. You flip it and it's got all the apps. That's not what they're talking about. Yeah. And then it fires me up. This segment fires me up.

And then a flip phone, though, in general, like the old school flip phones, you can't hold down on a text message to do ha ha. I need that. You know, we can do ha-ha or heart or thumbs up or exclamation. Yes. I need that. Why? Because that's so much communication so quickly. That saves me time from going H-A-H-A.

I just go, bloop. That's how efficient I am. Well, some of the younger kids, even high schoolers, are wanting to start to switch to the flip phone, but parents aren't liking it because they can't track their kids. True. If it's for a reason because it's keeping you from doing things that you shouldn't be doing, either because it's bad for you or because you're so consumed,

great, I love the flip phone idea. But that's stupid. How do you feel about horse and buggy to work, Amy? That's what we can do that. Yes, it's the same thing. It is not. Okay, what else? Okay, a new study from University of Colorado, Boulder, found that gardening has a huge

physical and mental effect on us. Like, so many benefits. Researchers say that it helps reduce the risk of cancer, improves your mental health. And if you don't have space for a garden where you live, there's community gardens where you could go pitch in, get your hands dirty, work with your neighbors, grow some food. There's something about taking care of things and cultivating things. and Eddie's like our plant guy. Yeah, I am.

I don't garden. I don't have like, you know, fruits and stuff outside, but I do have lots of plants in my house. Imagine if you garden with a flip phone. Wow. How healthy that would be. And go to work in a buggy. We're making progress.

That's called Amish. And gardening, I think it's just anything to slow you down and focus you on something that's not electronic. Like, I don't think it has to be gardening. I think that's probably one of the best. But it could be anything that's natural like that. It can be birdwise. watching even, which Amy like.

Yeah, it's about meditating. It's a, you know, and that's something that I think I'll get into in a few years and go, why didn't I do that 15 years ago? But I struggle with slowing everything down and I try, my wife has like a meditation app and it's not like meditation

like from the hills of the Himalayas. It's just like a woman going, hey, we're going to focus on this and, okay, feet, hands, done. But focus on this, stay on this. And then you slowly remove all the outside and you can just kind of come to peace with not having to worry. I'm really bad at it because my mind's always racing,

but I think I will get good at it at some point and look back at today and go, why wasn't I doing it then? Which makes it go, well, then I should just start now, so I get ahead of it. But then I'm on my phone, and there's so much to do, and I forget about it. You can just try it, though.

Like last night, I put on an 18-minute meditation, and I probably only really focused on stuff with my hand on my heart and reminding myself that I am safe for about, you know, four of the 18 minutes. But I still made myself sit there the whole time trying to keep. You weren't safe minute five? No.

What happened? No, no, no. Without my mind. That's when she was burglarized. That's second. No, without my mind wandering to 100 different things. I think a lot of people hear the word meditation and they think hippie-dippy. Me too.

I did forever. But now it's such a practical thing where really it's just the ability to try to block out outside things for a little bit while you can just kind of recompose. You don't fall asleep? I feel like if I sat there and try to close my eyes, I would fall asleep in two seconds. We went to this place once I told you went to some. thing called a sound bath, stupidest thing I ever heard of. And we went in and they like, you hit crystals and they make like pan, I don't know, it's pans and stuff.

Gong. Yeah, gong. And I'm like, this is it. And I fell asleep. Wow. Which is what your body needed. It was 50 minutes long. I think it fell asleep like minute three. And apparently, and I don't really snore, but I like breathe hard and talk. And I was breathing hard and talking in this class. And Caitlin was like too far for me to hit me. And she was like, I was so embarrassed. That's hilarious.

They're still talking about you over there. They were like, eh, and I'm like, I don't know, get on the dinosaur, man. All right, what else? Well, you know,

Lany Wilson, she's got her song, Things a man ought to know. Yeah, I know a few things a man ought to know. And Lany's been blowing up, right? Yes.

She's been awesome. And she's been known for wearing bell bottoms. It's her signature look. And she said she started doing it back in 2016 simply so she could stand apart from the rest of the female

singers in Nashville. And it worked. Like a year later, she got a publishing deal And yeah, she is known as the bell bottom girl. And again, she was doing this way before it was, hey, let's cultivate a style because you're starting to make it. Like I was, again, lucky enough to know Lainey before anything. And she was odd.

People thought she was odd because she was doing it. But it just shows you whatever you're doing, when you start to make it, people then go, that's cool. Only because they're making it. So Lany's true. And she used to go to these, not vintage, but like, Like where I came from, it was called Abilities Unlimited or... Like a thrift store? Yeah.

So we used to donate there. We'd also buy a lot of clothes there too at the same time. And so that's where she would go, thrift stores to like make her look. And now I think she's getting like really cool clothes out of it because people are sending it to her because of her style. That's awesome. It's great.

I love to see somebody like genuinely work hard and make it. I mean, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. I got to tell you something a little bad before we get to the good. There's this dog Tucker, and it was turned over to an animal rescue center in Myrtle Beach called All About Animals Rescue.

And he had cigarette burns on him, a knife wound in his back. All this abuse led him to being afraid of people, strangers, children, cars, all the things. Very skittish. So they weren't really able to place him in a home. Tucker was at the shelter for 700 days. So they put out a plea on social media around Christmas time. And on January 3rd, somebody stepped up and they've officially taken Tucker in. And the organization is like, oh, man, we're going to miss him so much.

We're so glad he's in his forever home. That's awesome. Dogs, absolutely, can go. They can be retrained. They can find a healthy place for them. They always can't be completely fixed if they're broken, but they always can be repaired to the point of they can be happy and healthy. There are some dogs, I do a lot with different, either rescue groups or we work very closely with a place that rescues out dogs called Wagon Walks here in town. And even though dogs that come in, they're the worst, they can always get better and you can always find a place for them.

Our dog was, Ella was very aggressive. And now she's amazing. Like I love her. She's kinder than the fat boy is. Where he's bulldog, he just is what he is. She's just so loving. I just encourage you guys to adopt a dog and then fix it. Just like human.

We can help try to fix people too and all the trauma they've had. So I love that story. It's tough because some of those dogs that have been fighting. Yeah. You really can't just go, okay, be around my three-year-old. Right, it has to be the right home. But there are places that they can actually thrive. And I love that somebody adopted it.

And how awesome that shelter stuck with them for 700 days? And didn't put them down. That's amazing. It sounds like a no-kill shelter and stayed with them the whole time. Love that. That's amazing. I love that. I love animals.

I'd rather see a human get killed in a movie than a dog. I said it. I said it. Kill all the humans and all the movies. Leave all the dogs. All right, that's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Over to Amy.

with your morning corny. The morning corny. What do you call a pile of cats? What do you call a pile of cats? A meauntin. That was the morning corny. Lunchbox's like angry at that joke. You see him shake his head?

Yeah. Like he was truly disappointed. A meelten. No, no. You know when you say, oh, that could have been the worst of all time? That could have been the worst of all time. Meanton.

Maybe I like it because I have a cat. Yeah. I could never say that joke. Why? It was terrible. I just think better than a pile of cats. It's like what's, what do you call it geographical pile? What do you call it?

Cats. I don't know. Something about mountains more than a pile. Here's the thing. You can't polish a turkey. Yeah, that's true. There's a scammer on TikTok who claims that they'll create artwork from cremated ashes. And like if you want to buy this, we've got cremated ashes, we can make you this artwork.

And so it's obviously a, you don't. You don't really want somebody. People aren't supposed to have people that are dead made into artwork. It's not their own family or something. They're just buying dead people's ashes. So, but then the people will say, okay, I'll take it. And then they go, okay, we've got your whole order. Now what you're doing, you're not supposed to be doing.

And so if you don't send me $3,000, we're going to blackmail you. Dang. It's a crime. Horrible. A person tells police they were blackmailed by a TikTok scam or using their loved ones' ashes. I guess this person was using their actual loved ones. ashes. After the victim paid the seller and sent the ashes, they reported the seller blackmailed them

and said, first of all, you don't want this out. Second of all, we won't send the ashes back. So it'll give me $3,000. Dang. So they're holding the ashes and they're going to out you. That is weird. Police said the victim is sharing their short to keep anyone else safe from falling prey to the same heartless crime.

That's from K-R-O-N-4. I kind of understand the artwork, though. You know, like if that's just you and that's what you want to do with ashes, Maybe? Yeah, who am I to judge weirdness? I do, though, a lot. Yeah. Here's a voicemail from Frank in Las Vegas.

I just wanted to say, Lunchbox, when you go to prison for tax evasion, maybe you can share a cell with Todd Crisley. Wow. Dang. That would be a pretty nice place to go if you have to go. Lunchbox's revealed to us, which he does every year,

how much he gets back on his taxes and how he does his taxes, which over the past seven or eight years, you've probably averaged how much of a refund? 10,000. And then the way you get such a big refund is... Lots of write-offs.

Like business write-offs, gas, clothes. Which all makes sense if you've done the right way, but business write-offs like... Like, I go to Vegas and I talk about it on the show, that's a... But just if you talk about it on the show, it doesn't mean you can ride it off. It's a business trip.

You're not an independent contractor, so anything you talk about on the show is not a write-off. In your world, it's not. No, no, it's the... Like when you go to dinner with Caitlin, and we talk about it? No, no, but there's a... You can write that off.

No. That's because you're listening to someone that doesn't have your best interest in mind. I'm listening to somebody who understands taxes and tax code. Yeah, okay. They're not there to make their money. They're not there to make you money. You got to look out for you.

You're number one. You got to take care of yourself. No one else's going to do it. I go to people that are educated in that and I'm not. And maybe the terms not... I took accounting in college. It's not independent contractor, but it's something where I can't. Because of this show, I'm not.

So there are certain things I can't write off. And one of them is going to Vegas or just talking about it on the show. That's not a thing. Yeah. If I meet a listener at a restaurant, oh, you want a drink? Let me buy you a drink. Ride it off. Buying listener stuff.

Just the drink? Yep. But then the whole meal becomes right off. Because I met a listener. I did. I did work there. But that's not work. Yeah.

If Eddie and I go to lunch, it's a business lunch. Ride it off. But that actually could be a thing if you're discussing. That really could be a thing. You might discuss sore losers. Yeah. And be like, oh. No, no, we talk about this show.

When we go to lunch, we talk about this show. But whatever the case is, there are business. That one is actually probably okay. Thank you. But when I drive to a work event, gas, mileage, all of it. But what about just anywhere? I've come to work. Ride it off.

My bike, ride it off. I don't think you can ride off an automobile that you take to work or a bike. How would you ride off a bike? Because I bought it for work purposes. And we talk about it on the show. Okay. Anyway, so lunchboxer does. all this, right?

Yeah. Never has been busted for anything. Always gets like a $10,000 check. It's crazy. So I don't think he's going to jail at this point. I think of what had happened, it would already happen. Now, the Chris Leads, they are going to jail.

I think tomorrow. Is that what it is? Yeah, I think that's what it is. Tomorrow. Oh, wow. That's great. Because they asked for extended, I don't know if you.

They didn't want to go for a while. Yeah, they wanted more time out and they said, uh-uh, your time is up. So they have to go tomorrow. See it? What do you do? You just show up to the prison and be like, I'm here to serve my time.

Yeah. I think so. Yeah. You drive up. Wow. You check in. It's like a hotel. Yeah.

You surrender. Can I get an upgrade? So Todd and Julie Crisley were denied bail. The Chrisley knows best stars motion to extend their date to 21 days after tomorrow was denied. They'll report on the 17th, which is tomorrow. Julie will serve time at a federal correction institution and federal prison camp in Mariana, Florida. it just doesn't seem fun and they're going to be there

for almost all their time because it's a federal crime. It's not one of those where you go and then you get out in a year. Good behavior. It is a bit nicer of a prison but still you're in jail, you can't go anywhere.

So they won't see each other for seven years? I wonder about that because it's not like they can visit each other. Like I didn't know there was FaceTime. Because if one of them was out they could obviously go see each other

husband and wife, but they can't see each other, can they? No. I mean, they gotta get divorced. They don't have FaceTime or Zoom in prison, right? I bet you they do anyway, But, I mean, because I have family in jail. They have phones.

Not legally. Illegally. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not legally. Somebody's butt had carried that phone in there. But I'm saying she gets out after seven years, right? She's really going to sit around for another five? And he was sentenced to 12.

So you're right. It's a long time. They're probably thinking about other things right now, lunchbox, not their dating life when they get out. And I'm like, what do you do the night before? Are you, like, just crying the whole time? Are you, you know? Yeah. Getting on?

Yeah. Like, or are you just like? I don't think. I think I'd be able to get it on. You have to. You're not going to for the next seven years. But I don't think I would be able to be.

I'd be so mentally just crushed. Oh, I'd have to. I'd have to. I'm scared and anxious. I think you say that, but I mean, how would you even get to that spot?

And then do you go to sleep or do you just stay up and just try to get all the minutes of freedom out? That's true. That's a good one. I try to enjoy my nice bed. You're going to have all that time to sleep.

I'm probably trying to learn as much as I possibly can about what I can do in jail to make it. Like puzzles and stuff? Like, I don't know, need to have. How to make a shank. Getting my tattoos ready. I don't know, but yeah, that's tough. You have to go to jail.

Like, what do you do leading up to it? It's almost like you'd other just get through. It's like, you know, just get thrown in jail without knowing you're going to jail. That way, there's not all this miserable time. I don't know. I mean, it's both. I don't know which one's better. Would you rather die in your sleep or no, you have a month out before you die? Sleep. Sleep. Oh, sleep. Because then I mean, that, oh, God, I can't. I don't like even talk about that. Okay, well, I'll move on that.

Yeah. He doesn't like that. Okay, okay, good. We'll move on this. We'll move on then. Yeah, that's tough. That's a tough situation. I'd be miserable. Guys, can we go visit them? Yeah, put it in a request. I'll tell you what. If you can put it in a request and they will accept your request to go visit,

you can have the time off and you can go down there. Oh, I love it. I'll pay for your gas and your hotel. Okay, well, yeah, a gas would be an airplane ticket, right? No, no, I'll pay for your car gas and we'll track you down. I don't know if the 05 Altimo would make it. Well, we'll get a car from Hyundai or something. Okay, that would be great.

Just go visit. Yeah, you and Abby can head down. Okay. Here we go again. All right, well, what do you say? I mean, good luck. Hey. Todd's always been nice, and he co-hosted the show, and I haven't talked to him in a while.

Good luck in the... Yeah, what do you say? See you on the flip side, man. Good luck in the pin in 12 years. That's tough. All right. Keep your head up. Yeah.

We're going to... There's so many jokes. I just can't make it. I know. I'm itching. I'm itching. I'm like, The, D.

A win is a little. win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the fourth. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment.

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there than anywhere else in the kitchen. Right now, too, there's a mean virus going around where, and it's like 36 hours. I had it. My sister had it. One of our friends had it. It was at the house. I think we had it. My whole family. My friend Mike signs it. And it's like, he messaged me and was like, I'm so sick.

and I was like, dude, wait, 36 hours, and it's going to be, feel like it's gone. And it feels like food poisoning. And you feel awful. And then, you're better. Yeah. Is it, why? I thought I had the flu. I went to the doctor, got a flu test.

And by the way, when you have to get a flu test, you're already not feeling good. And you hate that trip there. I'm like, oh. So a lot of illness is going around right now. And again, a lot of this stuff is because we have, we have no idea. We pick up some germ, right? We can't see germs. Well, what a superpower that would be.

Well, what's a superpower that would be powerful. You wouldn't go anywhere. I'm see germ, man. You wouldn't touch anything. That's all you do is stay in your room. So spice jars are the most contaminated thing, and they investigated everything. And it's not one of those stories where they go, well, this is cleaner than toilet. Well, because a toilet seat is usually just butt cheeks, and your butt cheeks don't get that disgusting.

And we think, well, if you use the bathroom with your butt cheeks, it's got to be good. No, butt cheeks are pretty clean. Yeah, yeah. So toilet seats are pretty, and what do you do, pee on it? That's not dirt. It may be gross, but it's not super. Sure. But in your kitchen, they say watch out.

clean the outside of them and on the underside of the top, if you can. This is what, like where you keep flour and stuff? Spice jars, like garlic powder or chili powder. And I'm thinking like, well, when you're cooking, aren't your hands clean, but is it because you're touching, like, chicken maybe? That's a big part of it. It's all that. And also, it's a place we just don't clean ever.

It's not like you put those in the dishwasher because they're almost never empty. Exactly. So they could be there for a year and a half collecting the dust. You're touching it because you are cooking at the same time. Also, fun fact, those do expire. Not very fun, but it's a fact. Well, I know, but you wouldn't think they do, and then you check and you're like, whoa, 2015, okay. Well, and you also dump them in, so there's no expiration on it.

So I don't know how you check. Oh, I keep the little jars in at the bottom. You're going to go. You're doing good. Do you, when you sit down in the evening or on a weekend or watch a TV show or a movie, can you sit and actually do it or do you fall asleep? It depends. I've started to fall asleep more. I mean, yeah, I guess it just depends.

but I can normally hang. I need to do it on the couch where I don't normally watch stuff because we watch a lot of stuff in the bed because my wife and I try to have in the evening a little bit of time an hour or a night to just sit and watch and hang. So we always have a show we're watching

but I can fall asleep pretty easy in the bed or get really sleepy. But if we do on the couch, I'm up because it's not my very common place. But they say if you, wherever you sleep, don't watch a show because wherever you go to sleep, your body feels like, well, I should probably sleep

even if your mind's not saying, that to you outwardly. So you feel sleepy immediately because that's where you sleep. So they're like, if you want to watch a show, you should watch it from a place that you don't normally rest. A psychiatrist is accused of faking her medical degree

after 20 years of practice. No. That's impressive. You can't do that. A psychiatrist, that's true. And that's why it's a new story. But 20 years, that's a long time to get away with it.

But who's going to check really, you know? Was she giving good, is that one of those people that? You need to go and see how good her advice is. That's what I was going to say. Do we give her an honorary then? Really? If she's really good. Good. Yeah, she's been killing it. She's handling meds, too. So a psychiatrist spent two decades

working for the National Health Service, earning more than a million bucks after forging her qualifications. She's described as a very accomplished forger and fraudster and is alleged to have fooled the even general medical counsel into granting her registration as a doctor. She's worked for various health institutes. She claimed she's obtained her doctor's qualification in 1992. She never actually passed a six-year bachelor of medicine, bachelor of surgery, and failed her exams. I mean, she didn't do good. But if she had people that continue to go to her,

she must be pretty good. That's what I'm saying. I say this is a crime that is not worth punishing. New York Post. Well, the reason you punish it is so in the future, people don't do it and they see it. And they're like, oh, cool. And they go, we shouldn't do that

because they just punish this person for that. But it weren't for 20 years. I don't know. It sounds like I'd give it a run. There's probably still a lot of people out there that do it. I have a doctorate of letters, so if anybody needs an explanation of what the letter E looks like.

You can do that? Uh-huh. Okay. Like legally. My doctorate from the university. It says, Doctor of Letters. All the letters. Doctorate of letters. All the letters. I mean, 26 of them.

The whole alphabet. What does that really mean? And there's a couple ways to do the letter Z. Curseve? Well, well, then three. There's Z. There's cursive Z, but there's also the Z with a line through it so you don't get it confused. Oh, yeah, that's right. See, but you guys didn't know that because you're not a doctor.

No, no. You knew that. That's advanced education. Yeah. Oh, you guys wouldn't know. People get so mad. I'm not talking about that? It's so stupid.

It's like, this woman on Instagram sitting the meanest message. She's like, I worked hard to get my doctorate. And I'm like, lady, it's an honorary doctor. It's not real. You worked hard too? I worked hard to be awarded this as like a, hey, we recognize you for doing a lot of charitable good, a lot of good for the state, good for people. But I'm not really a doctor. I'm not even claiming it's a joke.

You think people's going to come in and pay me $120 for an hour of learning what the letter Z is? No. No, no. But I can write, Dr. Bob. and it legally be a thing. It's pretty cool. 61% of people say they have done things on vacation they really didn't want to do just to post it on social media.

Really? A study of 2,000 travelers say they go on vacation and they go and do stuff that they really wouldn't care to do it because they want to get a good picture of them doing it, so that's why they do it and even pay for it. SWNS Digital. Cheetos introduces crunchy, flaming hot, tangy, chili fusion. Let's go.

I never read about flaming hot anything or in that capacity. I sure would like one. But, man, when I do get into some of those, they're awesome. They're so good. And I want way more. And my mouth like, Bernie?

Yeah, so you need some poop. You're right. But it's really good. Talky. I never pursue them, but if I get caught up in them, I remember why I liked them. There's a new 55-inch TV that runs on batteries for a month, and it sticks to a wall without mounting hardware. So you have to drill into your wall. That's cool.

This is what I hear, though. All right, we got it up. I go to sleep. Boom. Oh, God. What happened? Somebody breaking in? and it came off the

suction and fell onto the ground. That's what I hear when I read this story. Weighing in at less than 20 pounds, they have reinvented the mounting by coming up with an algorithm and operating software that operates the TV and keeps an active eye on the unique suction mechanism. I would mess this up. It would collapse in the middle of the night.

I would think I'm being robbed and a wall would get shot. But the battery part is cool. Yeah, I like that. But then I'd run out of batteries. It's a whole situation. Give me classic TV. You got to change the batteries out.

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Stories. On the phone, Jody in Nashville. Hey, Jody, what's going on, buddy? Hey, morning, studio. Morning. I had a question. I guess sort of for all of you, but more specifically Lunchbox, knowing his love of the lottery. And when the Powerball, the one that ended up being about $2 billion a few weeks back,

when it was at a measly like $4 or $500 million, I bought a ticket. I hadn't bought a ticket in forever, so I forgot about it, tucked in my wallet. And like a week later, I thought about it, checked the numbers, and was two numbers away from the jackpot. So I was curious how lunchbox or any of you that ever played the lottery, would you rather get that close and win a few hundred or just not get any number at all than being that close and missing out on the big one? Did you win a few hundred bucks? It was $100 with a prize.

I had three regular numbers and the Powerball. Wow. So it was just missing two regular numbers. So it was $100 and I paid the extra dollar for the multiplier. So I ended up with $300. That's awesome. That's great. I mean, I would always rather win money than that.

not win money. And I'm surprised that only paid 300 bucks, meaning three numbers and the powerball number. I mean, it's a big jump. They keep it low, low, then boom, pay you some money. So, Lunchbox, would it drive you crazy to hit three in the power ball? Or would you just be happy you won 300? I would be happy, but I'd be sick. Because I'd be like, I would always think about it's sort of like the silver

medalist. You would think, I was right there. I was just so close. Like, if the ball bounces my way, I am the winner. But two numbers. You know, the ball didn't really, wasn't a ball. Two balls. Two balls. I don't know. I'm pretty sick.

I think I'd rather... I would just be happy that I won a few hundred bucks. Yeah. And be like, I was so close to one of those balls not bouncing my way that did, that I won $300 and had to multiply. I won money. No, this dude is thinking, ever since he found that winning ticket, he's like, man, I could have been a billionaire.

I could have been a billionaire. That's what he's thought. $450 million. Yeah, that was before the billion. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like last week I was talking about, I spent a few bucks and I got in this football pool and I made it all the way to the very end. and all I needed was win one more game,

the Green Bay Packers over the Detroit Lions, and I would win $10,000. And they were winning up until late in the game. Would you still be sick about it? I'd still be mad. Even a week later? Every time you mention it, I'm sick to my stomach. But I didn't lose that money.

I lost very, very, very little. No, no, you lost it because you were... But I never had it, so I didn't lose it. Twelve minutes from walking to the bank and going, bu, bu, bu, bu, and it just slipped right through your hands. I never sing that song, walking to the bank. What are you seen when you walk to the bank? I guess I don't walk to the bank.

I drive there. They wouldn't have deposited it in your account. No, they wouldn't have. No, you can't deposit that much money. No, no, no, no, no, no. How did they send it to you? A parking lot. You drive up, you stick your hand out the window.

They stick their hand out of the window. So would you have rather, if you were me, not play that thing at all, than to be that close to $10,000? I would have rather lost week eight than the last week of the season. There's no way. If I lost the last week of the season, I would. Not even the last week, the second half. because I hit the first one of the last week.

And I hit through halftime I was winning. Through the third quarter. Third quarter I was winning. See, that's what I'm saying. It's just so sick. I've got so many good things. The balls bounce my way that I'm not going to let one ball not bouncing my way take me down. There we go.

I'd walk around. I've been walking around all week. Oh, man, I can't. If I had $10,000, I could have bought that. That's why it's not happening to you. Maybe. But you guys say I'm the luckiest, luckiest luckiest. You are the luck.

You are. But there's an example of it not working out for me. And you know what? I tend to not. sit on it and dwell. I tend to move and go, bang, think about all the ways the ball did bounce my way. Because we forget to go, man, this happened and it did bounce my way. Because mostly we just take those for granted and go, yeah, that happened for me, but look at all that didn't. Where if you go, wait a minute, let me look at some of the great things that's happened.

There had to be some balls bounce your way for those to happen too. So don't forget that. Right, which is the thinking lunchbox should adopt. He's not, he's never, he's beyond that. You can't change. Old dog new tricks, you know. Hey, Jody, we appreciate the call. Congrats on the 300 bucks, man. Hope you have an awesome rest of the week. All right, y'all too. Thank you. All right, see you, man. Bobby Bone Show. Story of the day.

This story comes us from Clayton County, Georgia. A man was out on a ride on his motorcycle wheezing through the streets. Police try to pull him over. Woo! And he takes off over 100 miles an hour weaving in and out of traffic, and he gets away. And he didn't have a license plate on his motorcycle.

Well, then he posted the video to YouTube. And that's how they caught him. I wonder if there is a certain group of people who, law enforcement, who get online and search for things online. If there's like a unit, and their only job is just watch YouTube videos to see if they see something illegal. Oh, they have to just scroll social media all day. That's their job. But I mean, what if you're hired as, okay, look, you're just going to watch YouTube videos and if you come across anything fishy, let us know. It's a teenager.

Greatest job ever. That's like the volunteer position, right? Yeah. If you get in. If you see guns. So probably it was something in the neighborhood. Right, I mean, he had to post it. He had to be in the same neighborhood as those cops.

I don't know how they... Because you don't find that randomly. Maybe they Googled in the YouTube motorcycles and then they saw... They Googled in the YouTube. The YouTube's. He will not be having that job. Deep Paul, have you been Googling YouTube? Listen, let me tell you, I am terrible at searching in Google YouTube anything and my terminology

may be a little off. What they could have done is someone could have seen the cop car where it's from. like the so-and-so county police be like, hey, this video I mean, they could have done that too. That's smart. I'm trying to figure out how that would have got back. Whoever you are, you're a snitch.

I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. What's Humpty Dumpty? Sat on a, uh, was that an egg? Is he an egg? He sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty, he had a great fall. And then he cracked? I don't know.

Do the rhyme. Okay, Humpty, Dumpty, sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty, had a great fall. all the all the Humpty Dumpties came tumbling down now that you made that part up Jack and Jill

you're mixing them up there yeah I don't know it Jack Sprout ate no fat Morgan do you know Humpty Dumpty No I just knew the part that Amy just said That's all I remember Let me see if I remember it Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty Dumpty had a great fall All the Kings and horses and all the Kingsmen couldn't put Humpty together again Yeah that's Humpty Dumpty Humpty together again. The thing about Humpty is no one ever said he was an egg in the history of Humpty Dumpty.

But in the illustration he's in the... That's the point. Somebody just drew it that way, but it never said, but that was just said as a rhyme. And so the first person that drew it just a map, Humpty was never an egg. Until somebody drew Humpty as an egg. Yeah. Which makes sense because he fell and he cracked. But how did they put him back together? They couldn't.

They couldn't. All the Kingswomen. He could have been a human. He could have been a brutal human. Yeah. But all of a sudden he's an egg. Humpty. What if Mr. Humpty was as a human being and now he's being

in everybody's rhyme as an egg? And Miss Humpty and his grandkids are like, well, anyway, it's all over the internet. They're debating if Humpty was actually an egg. Mike, your thoughts? Is it the same Humpty from the Humpty dance or is that a different Humpty? That's a different Humpty. That Humpty is stop what you're doing because I'm about to ruin the image and the style that you're used to. I look funny, but y'all make it money, see? So that's that humpty.

That Humpty I like. Yes, yes. All right, we're out of here. Thank you guys for listening tomorrow. Old Dominion in playing on the show for an hour, full stage, all the band, all the instruments. See you tomorrow on the Bobby Bone Show. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clivert Taylor the fourth. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Cliver Show. This is a place for raw, unfills of conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated.

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