The Bobby Bones Show - (Mon Full Show) Riley Green Shares How Collaboration With Luke Combs Came Together, Having His High School Name Gym After Him & More! + Someone Stole Lunchbox’s Credit Card! + Some Drama Went Down During Bobby Bones Show’s Visit To St. Jude
Episode Date: October 16, 2023Riley Green calls into the show to talk about his new album, Ain't My Last Rodeo, that is out now! He also shares how the collaboration with Luke Combs came together, why his High School named their ...gym after him and more! Plus, Lunchbox's credit card got stolen! Find out why he thinks someone on the show did it... Then, hear about the drama that went down when the show visited St. Jude over the weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Monday show.
Morning, studio.
Morning.
All right, let's do the get-to-no question.
And Eddie, I'm going to go to you first.
Come on.
And we'll go all the way around the room.
What is your favorite quality about yourself and your least favorite quality?
about yourself.
Ooh.
This is a tough one.
It is.
I would say that my favorite quality of myself is that I'm able to, I'm able to have fun wherever I go.
That is absolutely true.
Like, I can find fun.
If there's fun to be had, I can find it, and we're going to have fun.
Okay.
I think the worst quality of myself, probably when I drive and I have the road rage.
I mean, I'm not a road rager.
I just get angry at other drivers.
You are a road rager, and you do get angry to other drivers, so that's road rage.
You don't pull a gun or anything.
I don't act on it.
But I do get upset with other drivers.
I'd like to change that.
Lunchbox, get to know you, your favorite quality about yourself and your least favorite quality about yourself.
Oh, my favorite quality about myself is I'm the center of attention life at the party.
Everybody loves me.
Prom king that tells you that I'm very likable and people like to be around me.
I have this aura about me.
It's like, man, people gravitate towards me.
Interesting.
Okay.
And your least favorite?
I would say impatience.
I don't have patience for anything.
I don't have patience for stupid people.
I don't have patience for just anything.
I am very impatient.
But are you ever stupid?
Oh, sometimes.
Like I misplaced my keys.
You know what I mean?
Like you're like stupid people.
But do you ever do things that people would also say you're stupid?
No.
Okay.
No.
Amy, favorite quality and least favorite quality.
It's funny lunchbox said impatience because I think right now I would say it probably changes.
But I'm very proud of my patience.
I am incredibly patient lately, and that's taken a lot of work, especially being a mom and different things.
So I'm proud of that.
And my least right now would be my attention span.
Right now or forever?
It's been a while.
It's been a while. You've had that problem.
Forever.
Yeah, I've had ADHD my whole life probably.
Or at least since I hit my head.
Butterflies.
When I hit my head when I was eight, maybe.
That's when it came.
That probably wasn't it.
No, I...
It's probably just natural.
I mean, there's nothing wrong with it.
I'm glad that you talk about it openly.
Yeah, there's no shame in that.
You keep shaming it.
There is no shame.
I actually...
We don't think it's a big deal.
We're like, okay, that's cool.
It probably serves me well in other areas.
Okay, there you go.
Go ahead.
Love it.
Favorite quality, probably, I think I'm extremely open-minded and not very
judgmental about people's circumstances.
And I feel like, I don't judge you.
Do your deal.
Just don't hurt any kids or dogs.
Be good.
I don't judge it.
Yeah, that's good.
And then I think my worst is that I think I'm always right.
And if I'm not, I'm about to be right.
I'm about to figure it out and be right.
And so let's go.
I will go to war.
Even if I know I'm wrong, I'll still go to war, then I'm right.
You've been like that your whole life.
It's not even that I think I'm right.
Sometimes I know I'm wrong.
Right.
But I'm going to win.
When did you become aware of that?
Have the awareness that you were doing that?
Forever.
Oh, you've known the whole time?
Yeah.
Well, he knows when he's wrong.
And he's saying he's right.
And I still dig in.
I'm like, I'm so going to win anyway.
Like there's got to be a way I can make this right.
Like how can I bend time and space to make this right?
Dang. Semantics even.
That's crazy, man.
Yeah.
What's crazy?
Just that.
That whole...
Like, you're going to die on a hill.
Like, I don't think I'm going to know it all, but I think I know a lot.
And then when I don't get it right, I know I don't know it.
But I'm not telling you guys I don't know it.
Right.
I don't know at all.
But I think I'm going to know how to trick you guys into thinking I'm right.
Yeah.
Have you talked to your therapist about that one?
That's an interesting one.
And also you being aware.
Like, I do think there is a thing to be said that you are.
aware of it. That's good.
Yeah, it's sociopathic almost. But he knows
he's aware of it because he's wrong.
There are times I'm wrong and I know I'm wrong. I'm digging in, baby.
I know, but you're at a place where you can
actually say it out loud that you know it's something that you do.
And I would say it more, but I don't want you guys to know that I know I'm wrong sometimes.
But hey, we've known. We already know this.
Nah, you don't. You think I'm at all the time.
Okay, so that's fine. Thank you. There we go.
Let's open the mailbag.
Bobby Melvin.
Hello, Bobby Bones.
My wife and I are having a debate
on what to name our first child.
I'm worried he will outgrow the name
my wife has picked.
My wife really wants him to have a cute name
and wants to name him Braxley.
I want to give our son a name
that will work as an adult,
not just when he's a baby.
I love the name Theodore
and said we can compromise
and call him Teddy.
She doesn't like that either.
I feel like the name Braxley is trendy
and will feel dated by the time he's an adult.
Any advice?
signed first time dad
my first piece of advice is don't name
him Braxley. Really?
What's wrong with that? Yeah, what's wrong with Brax?
It is such a trendy, trendy name.
But trendy from what? I mean,
just made up. At one point Bobby was trendy.
But it still exists. A long time ago.
Have you ever met somebody named Braxley?
No. I know a Brax.
Is it Braxley?
I don't know. I know a Brax did.
If you're making up a name, if you're making up a name,
that's probably not going to roll over well.
Okay.
But I don't, I, I don't.
I don't mind the name Braxley for itself, but I feel like it's just trying to do something for the sake of doing something.
I feel like you're making something up just to be trendy.
Like, I got a cool name.
Look, my kid's not named like anybody else.
That's trendy.
What about Theodore Brackley or Brackley-theodore?
Like the middle name is you...
That's fine too.
It's just the kid's going to grow up and his name is not.
Like Brax does crack.
Oh.
Oh, I didn't think about that.
You got to think about what it rhymes with.
Yeah.
What the bullies are going to do.
They used to call me booby.
Teddy.
That's Bobby.
Boob.
So I don't mind Theodore, but it's just you guys have to both be in agreeance.
I love Theodore.
Regardless of what crazy names are throwing out there and not, you guys both have to agree.
Yeah.
Or you have to agree that she just gets the naming rights or he just gets the naming rights.
But there's nothing agreed upon here, and that is why you cannot settle on Brackley or Theodore.
You guys like Theodore?
Yes.
I don't mind it.
Do you imagine if you had a friend named Theodore?
I'm not going to call you that.
I call him Teddy or Ted.
I don't care.
Theodore is kind of a cool old person name.
That's my grandpa's name.
My dad's dad is Theodore and he married Theodosha.
Yeah, Simon, Alvin, Theodore.
Yeah.
So I don't mind it.
Yeah.
But if you both aren't in, you can't be in.
That baby's going to be born out of not being in.
Or take turns.
I don't know if y'all are going to have more kids potentially.
That means one of them gets the rights.
Yeah.
That's what we did.
We did first baby.
She did first name.
I did middle name.
And then second baby I did first name.
I would do that when we have kids.
I would do that.
but she knows that I'm going to name the kid Bobby
regardless, so she doesn't agree to that.
Even if it's a girl?
B-O-B-B-I.
Yeah, Bobby.
Bobby Gentry.
That was a girl, right?
Yeah.
Bobby Lee Gentry?
Yeah, Bobby Brown.
I get it.
There's a lot of Bobby.
Bobby Brown makeup artist.
Bobby, Bobby, Millie Bobby Brown.
Yeah.
You both aren't agree, so you can't go forward.
So you have to either agree on a name or agree that one of you get to name it
and the other one's going to be unhappy, but then you switch the next time.
That's my advice.
and don't call him Brackley.
It's too trendy.
Man, I like Braxley.
I do too.
I want to call a kid,
Kambla, get him.
Oh.
Nobody's even named that.
It'd be so cool.
It'd be like, what's your kid's name?
Cambarduddin.
How do you spell that?
Camboddud, really?
Cap'rotho K.
Amy, you've told a story a couple times about your mom.
She ended up come up to your school when you were in high school because you were tardied the classes.
Yeah, my math class, specifically when I was in 11th grade.
It was on the third floor and I had trouble getting around time.
And that was humiliating for you.
Yeah, I had no idea she was coming.
See, the second floor is where we congregated.
Everybody hung out.
We talked.
And then, you know, when it got close to the bell, you had to run your classes.
Well, second floor, third floor is a little hard for me to get to.
And I'm on the second floor one day and I get a tap on the shoulder and I turn around and it's my mom.
And I said, Mom, what are you doing here?
And she said, I'm here to walk you to math class and she can't get there on time.
And she straight up escorted me to class.
And, of course, I was on time.
and I was never late again.
So, that's awesome.
Did your friends make fun of you?
I mean, I think more so I was mortified.
Yeah, I mean, it was a thing like, oh, I think it was more that they were like,
Amy's mom had to come walk her class.
It wasn't like, ha, ha, your mom had to come.
So in a strange turn of events, history repeats itself.
Yeah.
Oh.
Well, I'm thinking about it.
Go ahead.
Because I decided to log in.
I mean, these days, you can log in and look at the portal.
they update it. All the tardies are there.
Unexcused tardy. Unexcused tardy. Unexcused tardy. You can see all that?
Mm-hmm. You can see everything. And so...
That sounded weird. Yeah, I talked to my daughter about her unexcused tardies and I started to think, well, might be time that I show up.
Tapper on the shoulder and walk her to class.
I mean, it worked. Amy was never late again. I was never late again.
Okay.
To math.
Yeah.
Do you remember how mortified you were and are you happy that you had that feeling now?
I mean, it's cool now that my mom cared that much and she, I mean, she had a full-time job.
Like, she didn't have time in her day to go do that.
So looking back, I think it's really cool that she stepped away from work.
So now you can appreciate it.
Yeah.
And what would your daughter do if you shut up to her school?
I don't think she'd appreciate it as much.
And I don't even know if.
She doesn't even know you're looking at her stuff.
25 years later.
Sure she does.
Yeah, that's, yeah, she does.
Right?
You act like you were logging in.
You can see anything.
Yeah, stuff for the parents.
Like, it's our portal.
And she knows that you log in and look at her stuff.
Yeah, because I've asked her, why are these unexcused?
And she said, well, because this class is really far.
And then, you know, Ben, her dad, he said that he actually walked it at, you know, back to school night or whatever.
That's funny.
Timing it.
Yeah, he wanted to make sure how she could get to.
So he said it is rather far.
But I said, but you're saying it's possible.
And he said it's possible, but it is far.
What will you need to happen before you go to school?
I don't know.
I guess I'm just kind of, I don't know.
Just go.
Go, do it, Amy.
I'll be scared.
She'll appreciate it later.
Yeah, 25 years from now, she will love it.
This is for her future.
She'll be doing her YouTube show and holograms with holograms and it'd be awesome.
Yeah.
Okay.
I guarantee you she will act like she does not know.
That'd be hilarious if she's like, I don't know who you are, lady.
She runs.
Help!
Right.
Could you, is it a later class?
I don't, I remember the time of day, so I'll have to look.
I'll have to make sure because obviously.
Well, we want to root you on to do it.
Okay.
I'll give you the day off to go to it.
No, we're not going to do that.
I mean, we should all go.
No, you should say, you can't give me a day off.
That's what you should say.
Oh, yeah.
Yes, okay.
I'm going to play this song.
Thank you guys.
It's time for the good news.
With producer Eddie.
They're home there's not been good.
Janaya and Eliana, they're middle schoolers that live in Ohio and they're walking home from school
and they see somebody stealing packages from someone's porch.
They take the packages and they're put it under another car.
Like stashing it, I guess, waiting for someone to pick them up.
And so they're like, uh, this isn't good.
They get the packages.
They put them back on the porch
And they leave a note for the neighbor that says
Hey, somebody try to steal your packages, check your cameras
So the neighbor checked the cameras out
Sure enough, yeah, somebody was doing that
And she saw the girls on camera
And they're like, you know what, I'm going to find out who these girls are
I'm going to find out what school they go to
And she brought them lunch
She brought them cheeseburgers, fries, shakes
And a backpack full of goodies
And the principal was like, this is really cool
Because now we can highlight these girls
And show them to the whole school
And maybe inspire other kids to do nice things
Yeah, maybe show the criminals
Yeah.
I think they took care of that part.
Did they?
But this is about the heroes.
I said put the criminals on Facebook.
Like if you go to a store and you wrote a bad check to them, they put your name back there behind it.
Oh, yeah.
You do that.
For a whole day in that town, if you log on to Facebook, you have to watch that video.
They can geo-target that stuff.
True.
Like it's like an ad, but it's like 15 seconds.
It's a public service.
They give you a criminal they're looking for in that geo-targeted area.
And when you log on that day once, you have to watch the video.
That's good stuff.
They can do that, huh?
Yeah, but that's not what the story's about.
I'm going to catch the bad guy
and then reward the good guy.
Okay.
All right, thank you.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
It's a Bobby Bones show interview.
In case you didn't know.
His name is Riley Green.
He's got a brand new album out today.
We'll talk about that.
But let's do some number ones.
Riley Green, there was this girl.
There was this girl.
Riley Green, half of me with Thomas Red.
And from 2019, here's Riley Green,
and I wish Grandpa's never died.
I wish,
Tonky Toms didn't have no closing time.
I wish Grandpa's never die.
New album, new tour, loves turkey and duck hunting.
Here he is, Riley Green.
On the Bobby Bones Show now.
Riley Green.
Hey, Riley, what's up, buddy?
What's going on, man?
Y'all been all right?
Yeah, we're doing good.
Let's talk about your music for a second
before we talk about your life.
But this song, because I'd heard different around here before,
and it did not have Luke Combs on it.
Am I crazy?
No, you're exactly right.
It was on my debut album that came out.
in 2019.
I thought I'd heard the song without Luke Combs.
But now it's killing it, and it's a top 20 song right now.
And so you made the decision to put it out again.
Was it, you were only going to do it again if Luke came on, or were you going to put it out anyway?
I think we were going to make it a single regardless, but it just really lined up well
with being on tour with Luke.
It was kind of a shot in the dark.
I just shot on the text.
And, you got any interest to being part of this song.
And do you send this song in like a clip or a file, or do you send a link to a stream?
Like, how do real artists do that?
I'm sure real artists do it, like, through the proper channels and like management and all that.
I just texted him the song and he was familiar with the song and he was like, yeah, man, sounds great.
That's awesome.
A new album, Ain't My Last Rodeo.
It is out now and the title track is inspired by your grandpa.
So we've heard about your grandpa before.
How did he inspire this song and, I mean, it's the tour name as well?
McGuendidette Buford passed away in 2010 and he spent a lot of time in the hospital.
kind of was in rough shape for a long time.
And amongst that, you know, going to visit him, he said that.
He said, this ain't my last rodeo.
He said that to me to kind of, I guess, put my mind at ease about losing somebody I was really close with.
And it stayed with me for, you know, I guess 13 years it took me to write that song.
I just thought that was a really positive message and, you know, a tough time.
And I think it's something that I think people who's been through that with a loved one,
whoever it is can kind of relate to.
On the Bobby Bones Show now.
His new album, Ain't My Last Rodeo.
It is out now.
Hey, let me ask a question non-album-related.
Your high school just dedicated their gym to you?
You're not even dead.
Wow.
You know, I always thought you had to be dead to get some dedicated to you.
I'm in the same boat.
And I didn't really spend that much time in class while I was there.
It was crazy to think that I could get anything dedicated to me.
So is it like the Riley Green court, Riley Green build?
Like, what do they actually?
I think it's just a court.
Maybe, yeah, just a portion of the court, I think.
A portion. It's getting smaller and smaller.
The three point lines dedicated to you?
The bleachers.
Is your name written on the court anywhere?
Yeah, it's my little logo and Riley Green on there.
It's pretty cool. We got to go see it the other day and they did a little dedication.
You didn't even have to pay for it?
You can't go to jail now.
You have so much pressure on you that you did not.
Well, not in that one city.
I mean, I'm sure I can, that sounds like a challenge.
See what he can do wrong and still keep the court named after him?
Dude, that's really cool.
That is really cool.
So congratulations on that.
And then what about, because I'm just looking at, is this your thing to get things named after you?
Because I did see also Jacksonville State where you played quarterback.
Did they name something after you too?
Yeah, there's a Raleigh Green Sports Performance Center at Jackson State.
That's the whole building.
Do you donate a bunch of money?
We did a benefit concert there and we did a charity, celebrity, celebrity softball game,
and benefit the university in St. Jude.
So I've done some stuff down there.
And, you know, that area is where I really cut my teeth playing shows for a long time.
And I owe a lot to that, you know, how I grew up there and what success I have now.
So I try to give back in small ways.
But I think the name in the building was probably more than I was expected.
That's awesome.
I'm super jealous.
I need something named after me.
This inspires me to get something named after me.
I don't even care what it is.
I got you.
I've got a gym in my barn, Bobby Bones, Memorial Gym.
I'm not dead.
You can't call a Memorial Gym.
I'm not dead.
Okay, look, everybody listening now. Riley Green's got a new album called A My Last Rodeo, The Tour,
going to be awesome, A My Last Rodeo, 2024 tour. And Tracy Lawrence is going out with you. That's awesome.
How crazy is that, man. That's like the coolest thing. It's like one of my, your musical heroes is going to go out with you on the road.
Yeah, I mean, I really can't even believe it. It's like he's a legend. I mean, all these hit songs,
Time March is on, Pay Me at Birmingham, find out of who your friends are. And he's,
going to go out and play shows of me every night
for a few months. That's crazy.
Well, Riley, congratulations on the record.
And everybody go to Riley's website,
Rileygreenmusic.com, and
he's doing shows all the way February
of next year, all the way to June.
Tons of shows up there on his big tour.
Headlining. Riley, thank you for the time, buddy.
Congratulations, and we'll see you soon.
I appreciate you all, man. All right, see you, buddy.
The Memorial Court, and if I die today, it's because he said that crap.
Well, but then you'll have it named after you, so.
That's true, though. Yeah, that's a good point.
It's fine. All right.
A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what y'all saying.
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There's two golden rules
that any man should live by.
Rule one, never
mess with a country girl.
You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes.
And rule two, never
mess with her friends either.
We always say that
trust your girlfriends.
I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this
new season of the girlfriends,
oh my God, this is the same man.
A group of women discover they've all
dated the same prolific conno.
artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't
seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his
last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe.
On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Ego Wadam.
My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live,
and the Big Money Players Network, it's Will Ferrell.
Woo, woo, woo, who, who, who, who.
My dad gave me the best advice ever.
I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like,
and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot.
I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings.
I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come,
look for up-and-coming talent.
He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you,
which is really sweet.
Yeah.
He goes, but there's so much luck involved.
and he's like just give it a shot he goes but if you ever reach a point where you're banging
your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore it's okay to quit if you saw it written
down it would not be an inspiration it would not be on a calendar of you know the cat just hang in there
yeah it would not be right it wouldn't be that there's a lot of luck yeah listen to thanks dad on
the iHeart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast
Let's do it. Write your answer down. I'll play the opening guitar part to a famous song. You just named the song. For example, that one by that guitar part. What is that?
Yeah, Blue Gene Night. Lunchbox, what? Closing time. That's not right. It's the example. So you didn't miss anything.
But it's Bearfoot Blue Gene Night. You're going to do great to stand.
You can do it, buddy. Come on, man. All right, we have seven of these.
Ready?
Yeah.
Number one, go ahead.
It's the opening guitar riff.
One more time, please.
Let me know when you're in.
In.
In for the win.
All right.
Amy.
Chicken fried.
Lunchbox.
Chicken fried.
Eddie?
Chicken fried.
Correct.
And a little bit of chicken fried.
Guitar part.
Number two.
Lunchbox?
Boots scoot and buggy.
Amy?
Boots scoot and boogie.
Eddie?
Boots scooting boogie.
Correct.
Next up.
Ed on his fist.
Lunchbox looks calm and collected.
I'm in for the win, man.
I think I'm in.
Eddie now puts his headphones back on.
and says the words, better man.
Oh.
Sorry, correct.
Lunchbox.
Die a happy man.
Amy?
Die a happy man.
Correct.
Oh my gosh.
I'm not to take the left.
You and Amy.
You and Amy.
That's right.
No, no.
Include Amy in that.
Then we just take the lead.
Amy, this is shocking right now.
This is shocking.
Four left.
Here we go.
Yeah, four left.
Go ahead.
I'm in.
Okay.
Oh, confident.
Amen.
I'm in.
Oh, man.
Lunchbox
Dust on the bottle
Amy
Dust on the bottle
Eddie
Dust on the bottle
Okay
Amy and lunchbox are up one on Eddie
Eddie
Eddie can you see us back there
Can you see
Hey he's asking you question
Can you see him
I'm not answering that
Okay cool
All right
Here we go
Oof
See ya
Wow
Oh did you guys
This trip on a rock
Lunchbox does not look
Confident
I don't have a clue
No clue
No clue
Hit it one more done
I'm in
Give the guy one more
Lunchbox
What do you have
I'm putting down
watermelon crawl.
That is incorrect.
I'm sorry.
Is that close?
No.
Amy.
God bless Texas?
No.
Okay.
Eddie to tie.
They tripped on a rock.
Give me beer in my hand.
Incorrect.
It's drinking my hand.
Hey.
You fell in the same rock.
I said like three things.
I'll let you have your time.
I know, but then I thought about it.
I didn't take your,
I let him get his talk.
Hey, you slept on that, man.
I know, I started to say it.
Oh, boy.
Eddie, you're still bag one.
Drink in my hand.
I'm sorry, buddy.
All right, here we go.
Number six.
Oh, man.
Oh, no.
Amy's got it, though.
She's confident.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah, man.
And also, I have not, I've talked, talked zero.
He just stole my jokes.
I was like 20 seconds, man.
Well, you say y'all, y'all are talking over the song is what y'all are doing.
I'm sorry, sorry.
I said one more time for the guy.
I'm in for the win.
Okay.
Everybody's good.
Lunchbox. Indian outlaw.
That's a pothole.
You hit a pothole.
What?
Chalked on all.
Took my joke, man.
Amy.
Fancy.
Eddie?
It's fancy.
Correct.
Hey, lunch.
You're no longer in the lead, man.
Hey, you guys are back together.
All right, final one.
Good luck, everybody.
I'm in.
I'm in for a lot.
What is the?
One more time.
You got a lunch?
I don't.
Got it?
All right.
Lunchbox.
Amy, you got something?
Hold on.
I have something.
lunchbox?
Okay. Eddie was laughing because I guessed this earlier.
It is watermelon crawl.
That is incorrect.
Amy.
Hongutong,
as association.
Incorrect.
That's a good guess.
Same guitar tone, though, I feel like a little bit.
Eddie, if you get this, you tie and you got a sudden death with Amy.
Well, the reason I laughed is I thought it was watermelon crawl.
You sure it's not watermelon crawl?
Oh, that's your answer?
Yeah.
No, it's pickup man.
Joe Diffie.
Oh, that's it.
Oh, no.
Put a train for a coup dave.
Hey, you guys, respect.
Your leader.
Your winner.
Amy, there she goes.
You guys back there
having a pothole and rock fight
and Amy runs away with it.
She was pulled tortoise and the hair on you guys.
You did. You guys are all chilling, having fun.
Amy just plopping forward.
I stay focused.
Nice.
Well, yes.
I take a joke again.
My bad, my bad, my bad.
All right, thank you guys for hanging out with us.
Can I publicly ask you a personal question?
Sure.
We were talking on the show
last week about Apple
and now you have all those, the email address, the text number,
and now you have somebody else that you can put as your contact
or if you can't log in, then it goes to them.
And if they check it off, then they let you in.
Yeah.
Cool.
But I was talking about emergency contacts in general.
Now that you're no longer married,
who is your emergency contact, like straight up?
Yeah.
I don't have one specifically.
It's still been right now.
What if she was in emergency and he was like,
I don't want to help her?
And my sister.
But she lives so far away.
Yeah, she's not.
He's at least in close proximity to me.
I mean, we live like a mile apart.
So it's helpful if I were to need something.
However, I just, if he would.
If you died, would he get everything?
No, my kids do.
Yeah, but then that means he has to give them.
Have I updated that?
Ooh, you got to check on that.
Yeah, exactly.
But I think that he will be fine with me having him as my emergency contact until he maybe gets in another relationship.
Then I'll probably need to change it.
because I feel like he's going to get in one
why don't you use my wife or me
yeah
why you have to go
yeah when I'm filling it out
I don't know it's just easier
I'm just telling you can't
have his number memorized
I got his email memorized
you don't have to put down name number
hold on for one more day
you have to call all your doctors
to change that like every single one
I don't know I guess I would just probably
updated as circumstances arise
yes okay yeah
it's on a basis of whatever you're updating
specifically exactly
because you go in there like
oh how you know
probably ignores the call.
I got a divorce.
Oh,
Merge?
That's an emerge?
Well, I wonder if I'm his.
I don't know.
You don't know?
You don't know.
Amy, I'm sorry.
You got to let go.
You got to change you.
You can't wait until he gets in a relationship.
You got to do it today.
Yeah, do it today.
All right, we're going to move on, though.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Anybody participating in Sober October?
Me?
No.
I'm doing sober.
Sober every day.
Sober.
It's over 43 years.
I've never heard of Sober October.
It does rhyme.
I like it.
Yeah.
I do too.
And I know that we're pretty much halfway through the month.
Kind of rhymes.
It doesn't matter.
You can hop in on sober October now.
What about half sober?
Half October.
Oh, start now?
No, just be half sober for the rest of the half of the month.
So people are already reporting the benefits that they're seeing.
They've got healthier skin.
They're sleeping better.
They're just not as cranky.
I mean, the fact that I wish I drank because it seems fun.
But the fact that I have never drank, like that's got to do physically be good,
Not good for me, but not as bad as what you guys have done to your bodies, right?
Yeah, what are you saying?
We don't look good?
No, I'm just saying you two go hard and the fact that I haven't, that that's good for me, right?
Yes, but.
No, I do.
I think, like, long term-wise, yeah.
But he works too much.
That's true.
That's bad for his body.
But imagine my drink, too.
Oof, yeah.
But I also don't go on the sun that often.
So that's probably why we look the same, because you work too much and we drink too much.
Excuse me?
We're like twins, man.
Wait, what?
All three of us.
Oh, crap.
Okay.
Yeah, the number one thing for people really is their skin,
and it's, like, just totally different.
Because alcohol is a diuretic, and it makes your skin really dry,
and then you have all these other issues.
So if you want your skin to glow, it's over October.
I'm very fortunate that I have A plus skin.
What does that mean?
It's really good.
No blemishes.
I don't have to wash my face.
Nothing.
I mean, I don't have to wash my face either.
It's so crazy to me that most guys don't wash their face,
and they don't have many.
I put water on it.
If I wear makeup, I have to take it off, but I don't like have a night of skincare routine.
I don't do anything.
That's wild.
Yeah.
Okay, I have solo hobbies that are going to boost your well-being.
Like, does anybody like to do things by themselves?
Everything.
Golf.
Oh, that didn't make the list.
I mean, I like hanging on my wife, too, but if it's not her, I don't want to do anything with anybody.
And then sometimes I just don't want to do anything with anybody.
PlayStation.
Playing Madden.
Nope.
Okay.
Okay.
Cooking.
No.
Walking, hiking.
Volunteering with animals.
Okay, this one stood out to me because I met a guy the other day.
that this is like what he, not like that.
Amy met a dude.
No, I was walking my dog at the trail
and I'm pretty sure he was
65 years old.
That's how a lot of movies start.
That's called Sugar Daddy movie.
He asked if he could pet my dog and I said, yeah.
And he said, he's like, oh, I just,
he goes, I spend much of my time volunteering at the shelters
just like reading to dogs and cuddling with them.
And I was like, God, that's such a good thing to go do.
That was his line?
Hey, that guy ain't doing crap.
He's trying to cuddle with her.
Okay.
Who even says that?
I spend all my hell alone cuddling with dogs.
And reading to them.
Yeah, he's trying to get cuddling with you.
He did.
It works.
And that's something you can go that I think would be good for your brain.
Like being around animals, giving back, doing something.
This is a good solo hobby as all.
Okay.
And the final two are knitting and journaling, which knitting I kind of want to try out.
I'll pass.
All right.
Go ahead.
Reese Witherspoon was recently.
talking about how she feels it's important that parents really let their kids fail in order to grow.
She says if you don't, you rob them of the discomfort of the experience and that opportunity.
Yeah, to just stretch and become who they are meant to be.
I agree.
You only grow through something being uncomfortable, physical, mental, emotional.
Growth only happens when it's uncomfortable.
Even if you grow three inches in a summer in your kid, that hurts.
Any growth only happens through having to work and push through adversity.
Yeah, Reese was talking about how when she was in fifth grade, she was suspended for being disruptive in class.
But she was able to learn her lesson because her parents let her sit in her punishment and she felt uncomfortable.
So therefore she went from it.
And I feel like as a parent, sometimes we want to swoop in and just make it better or not have to deal with it.
Right.
It doesn't think it's a fine line.
It's a fine line.
I just liked it.
She had this whole thing about it and I just thought it was really good.
Good advice.
There you go.
Thank you, Amy.
I'm Amy.
That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news
With Bobby
Tell me something good
A pair of puppies were abandoned
At a Michigan animal shelter
After being tossed over a fence
That sucks
This is a good story
Because that's what the segment's all about
Because if I just told that story
And just laughed, that'd be terrible
On September 26th
The video captured individuals in a truck
Pulling into the Jackson County Animal Shelters
Parking lot
One passenger got out
And threw the puppies over the fence
And drove off
And so that's awful.
But if they didn't throw them over the fence, maybe they wouldn't, I don't know.
I'm trying to find like the spot here.
At least they drove them over to the animal shelter.
But when the shelter discovered the puppies, they had not had food.
Obviously, they weren't taking care of them.
They were emaciated and they gave them a one.
They have a scale.
Like how it was a one out of nine.
Wow.
So the shelter director says, look, if you're not going to drop them off in the right way,
don't drop them off because you almost kill them.
doing it. And so they got online.
They said, hey, these puppies are struggling.
People hopped in
and donated to help get them right.
The puppies are on their way to being rehabilitated.
Two of them have already been adopted.
They're not gone yet
because they've got to get all the way to nine
before they're adopted. And so they're going to go
and hopefully be happy dogs.
But if it wasn't for the shelter and people stepping up in this Michigan
town, you can't throw a dog over it.
Like, who can, who has the, who can do that?
That sucks. Just set the dog by
the door. Yeah. Just lay the dog by
door. It might runoff. Okay, so bring
cardboard, a cardboard box.
Leave them in the box. Yes, there's just things you can do.
Golly. Thankfully, these dogs are
okay. That is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
Did someone steal your credit card
and start spending money? Yeah,
I got hacked or stolen. I don't
know, but all of a sudden these weird charges
showed up on my credit card and I'm like, what
in the world? How do you know? Because on my
phone, if anything's charged,
it shows me immediately. Do you have that set up on your phone?
There's no way you do. No, no change. He doesn't have
email. Halfway through me asking that question, I knew
that wasn't it. So how did you know?
No, I just check my statement every couple
of days. Like you go online and log in?
Yeah, I go to the website and I log in.
It's like, mailed to me in paper form.
No, that's what you do is you check it and
you look and I'm like, what is that? I've never heard of that
and I click on it. I'm like, huh, that's weird.
Oh, wait, there's another one, huh? That's weird.
Same place? Not
different places? Like a same city,
same state? Yeah. Where?
Michigan.
Why'd you cross your arm?
Do you think Ray's stealing your card?
So then I think, hmm.
Ray doesn't even live in Michigan right now.
Yeah, but guess who he does have there?
A lot of family members.
Oh, his sister.
You think Ray is stealing card information is sending it to his family.
I mean, it just seems kind of suspect out of all 50 states of, you know what I mean?
Well, you can assign a state to a lot of them.
What if they buy?
Yeah, what stores that you remember?
Because he does have a nephew.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Okay, but what does that mean?
If there's a nephew.
I don't know, man.
He's in Michigan.
Look that up.
We're going to do the corny.
Find out.
He logs into his credit card site super easy and quick.
He can't do anything, but he knows that.
Amy, let's go.
Oh, here it is.
You want to know?
Let's do it after the corny.
Okay.
All right, here we go.
Morning Corny.
What do you call a skeleton detective?
What do you call a skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones.
Did you make that up?
You wrote that.
Did you make that up?
It's not good.
Did you make it up?
I think of it especially like it because your last name.
Yes or no.
Did you make that up?
No.
Oh.
It felt like you made it up.
Like two minutes ago.
Like you freestyled it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
All right, there it is.
That's okay.
All right, lunchbox.
Where was this credit card used?
It was used to purchase tickets on the Michigan ferry boat, the fire department in Michigan.
What do you mean?
How do you, like donating money?
I don't know.
It just said certain fire department in Michigan.
A Starbucks.
I rocked out off on my taxes and then he gets it back to.
A Starbucks in Michigan.
Okay.
And this is where it points to Neffew, Ray's nephew.
A little league baseball park in Michigan.
Oh, my goodness.
But again, you're accusing a raise nephew.
No, no, I'm saying Ray gave it to him.
Accusing children?
No, don't really.
Do you think Ray gave the card to his nephew and said, go spend it?
Or do you think, were you ever around him?
Could he have taken it?
No, I wasn't around Ray's nephew.
I don't think anything to do with Ray.
Ray, do anything to do this?
No, I'm innocent, so is my nephew.
Even though I am from Michigan.
I haven't lived there, though, in 20 years.
Did you cancel the card?
Had to cancel the card.
Okay.
Did they make one purchase for like a dollar at first to see if it worked?
That's usually what happens.
I'll do a tiny purchase, and if it works, it doesn't draw attention,
and then they go crazy with them.
I believe the Starbucks was the first purchase,
so they probably got a coffee,
and then it worked,
and then it went to the,
they went on the Michigan ferry boat.
And they bought a fire truck.
That's to cross the river.
Is that what it is?
Yeah, yeah, you cross the river on the ferry boat.
Yeah, and then they went to the Little League game across the river,
bought some stuff there.
Wow.
And then made a donation to the fire department.
Like, oh, look, we're good citizens.
And you don't know.
I don't have any idea who it could have been.
But that's kind of crazy.
Like, you would think they would go to, like,
Walmart and buy something big,
but they're, I mean, at the Little League and at the...
Maybe they were doing the smaller stuff to see if you notice, and then they go big.
Oh, I would do the big stuff immediately after you do one smaller thing,
because you know somebody's about to notice.
Yeah, I mean, it's...
Yeah.
At least you got lucky. Hey, you got lucky.
I did get lucky.
I'm going to have to get them.
How much money you got total?
It was like $172.
Not bad for ID.
But the bank will pay you back, right?
Yeah, they'll pay me back, hopefully.
I don't ride off the deduction to the fire department.
All right, well, I'm glad I didn't go worse than that.
Yeah.
I'm just glad to know it wasn't ready going through my wallet.
I'm going through your wallet.
Yeah, if I steal your identity, you'll know.
Wait, what?
What does that mean?
Wait, what?
Why?
I'll take you for everything you have.
Okay.
We're just going to play a song and get out of the segment.
A win is a win.
A win is a win.
I don't care what I'm saying.
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There's two golden rules that any man should live by.
Rule one, never mess with a country girl.
You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes.
And rule two, never mess with her friends either.
We always say that trust your girlfriends.
I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends,
Oh my God, this is the same man.
A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist.
I felt like I got hit by a truck.
I thought, how could this happen to me?
The cops didn't seem to care, so they take matters into their own hands.
I said, oh, hell no.
I vowed. I will be his last target.
He's going to get what he deserves.
Listen to the girlfriends.
Trust me, babe.
On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcast.
I'm Ego Wadam.
My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman,
Saturday Night Live,
and the Big Money Players Network.
It's Will Ferrell.
My dad gave me the best advice ever.
I went and had lunch with them one day,
and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot.
I don't know what that means,
But I just know the groundlings.
I'm working my way up through.
And I know it's a place they come look for up and coming talent.
He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you.
Which is really sweet.
Yeah.
He goes, but there's so much luck involved.
And he's like, just give it a shot.
He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall
and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit.
If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration.
It would not be on a calendar of,
you know, the cat just hang in there.
Yeah, it would not be.
Right, it wouldn't be that.
There's a lot of luck.
Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your
podcast.
So these are safety tips that we probably haven't thought of.
Yeah, this woman popped up on my Instagram and she's a safety expert.
She studied criminal justice and all kinds of things.
So she knows what criminals are doing or what they're after and how women are vulnerable.
and I just never thought about how I carry myself in a parking lot or when I'm walking from store to store or walking from building to building.
So is it about making yourself less attractive to somebody who's going to want to attack somebody?
Yes, you're minimizing your vulnerability.
Okay.
So what do you have here?
And so these are clips.
This is actually stuff that she shared.
Okay.
There's three things I want you to always keep in mind.
Your stride, your posture, and your awareness.
Always walk with confidence and approach.
purpose. Remember that a distracted person is a very easy target. So make sure you're never walking
around with your head buried in your phone. Practice situational awareness always. Last but not least,
strong eye contact and acknowledgement. I see you and I'm aware that you're there. Remember that if
you ever find yourself in a scary situation, noise is your friend. And carry an AK-47. No one to mess
with you. Yeah. Well, she said she always has pepper spray on her and an alarm on her key.
to go,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
Something that I personally do
is always carry pepper spray
or pepper gel and a personal keychain alarm
with me at all times.
Gives me added piece of mind,
should I ever need it.
It's not living in fear,
it's living aware.
Yeah, those alarms are pretty scary.
You hit it and just goes,
eh, la, la, yeah.
I would stop trying to kill you
if you did that, just out of annoyance.
And everyone's going to turn around
to that sound and see what's happening.
The problem is when they attack people,
there's usually not everyone around.
You're kind of alone-ish.
Yeah, and that's why I thought the eye contact thing was interesting too.
And I don't think it definitely means it's going to work,
but you probably could intimidate someone more so if you're just facing it head on instead of like avoiding it.
If you make eye contact with me, I think you're trying to come on to me.
No, no, no, no, not in that way.
She's like saying in a confident way, like I see you, you're not coming up on me.
I know you're here and then you've got your alarm ready and then boom, you get them.
It's a different look, bones.
Maybe you just walk, is it?
I never had either ones.
I don't know.
Maybe you just walk in with your alarm on the whole time
Oh, always?
Yeah.
It's like people at festivals have the flag.
They carry the flags, you can always find them.
Yeah, I love that.
Yeah, you will.
John's here.
I think Amy's good in the parking lots, though.
She's always in a hurry.
Like, Amy's always like, and she drives and like running into stuff.
No, I do not.
No.
So here you go.
This is Neil deGrasse Tyson talking about aliens.
Do you guys know Neil deGrasse Tyson?
I've heard the name.
Like the most famous scientist in the whole world.
I follow him.
Oh, that's not, I thought he was an actor.
acting as a scientist?
No, I was thinking...
Are you thinking of Mike Tyson?
No, I'm thinking about...
Degrassi?
No, Tyson, Beckford.
Okay, well, this is Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
And so this is a podcast by Zach Justice.
Talking about aliens, you know me.
I love it.
He was asked about what are the chances
that aliens have already found out about Earth
and who we are
and why he thinks aliens haven't been on Earth?
Aliens may be vastly more intelligent
than we are because they figured out
how to get here.
And we haven't left low Earth orbit in 50 years.
So the question is,
why would we think
they would be interested in us at all.
I remain unconvinced that we've been visited by aliens.
We have high-resolution images of the surface of Mars.
We have images from the edge of the universe.
We have this high-resolution imagery of all these places in the universe,
and the best you have is a fuzzy monochromatic tic-tac.
And you want to say those are visiting aliens?
If that's the best you have, we have more work to do here.
So we have some points.
The only thing that I would say is,
how do we know we'd be able to see them with our cameras and our technology?
Yeah, it's like Bigfoot or Lottnus Monster or the spaceship.
It's like, okay.
But if they're really advanced, why would they be made of organic materials like we have?
And why would they be things that our cameras and the irises and these would be able to see?
So.
That can't be that smart to be invisible?
Would you go ahead?
How can we define how smart something is?
I mean, we don't even know if it exists.
I mean, that's like really smart.
We don't even know if it exists.
We're going, it can't be that smart.
Don't you're giving them too much credit.
Here are these two guys talking about it again, and Neil deGrasse Tyson.
And they ask, do you think the technology is being kept from us because as a human race, we're not ready for it yet?
People think, especially the government, has all these secret things and their secret capabilities.
Have you ever worked for the government?
I try not to.
The level of incompetence.
I think he's like a PR person for the government now.
Oh, really?
I've heard that before anyway.
He goes out and says stuff.
But that's a...
Have you ever worked for the government?
But I've got buddies that work for the government.
They're not very bright.
But a lot of bright people.
But a lot of bright people do work.
Yeah.
We just don't know them because we don't have to go get our tags, new tags from them and stand in line for four hours.
Not that kind of job, but yeah.
But I'm just saying, he's so jokey about that.
It makes me feel like he's lying.
Wow.
Okay.
He makes it, you have worked for the government?
And he's a brilliant guy.
I love listening to him.
But that part, I feel like he's hiding something.
And yeah, they have technology that we don't know.
Let's take aliens out of them.
Of course they have technologies we don't know.
The moon landing thing is weird.
What about it?
Because all the plans that we had that got us to the moon.
they don't exist anymore.
They destroyed them.
They're like,
we don't have the how to get there anymore.
That's weird.
Yeah, that is weird.
Like, we don't save stuff.
Like, we save stuff.
And the footage.
I think we landed on the moon.
Just let me say that.
I just think there's a bunch of weird stuff.
And the footage that America saw
and the footage that we have of it
was of a camera shooting a screen.
It wasn't.
Oh, because we didn't know how to record that stuff then.
But it was still broadcast.
So it was broadcast onto a screen.
And then they shot.
They shot the screen instead of feeding the feed through.
That was a weird thing too.
I know.
I still think it happened.
But it was a race for the Russians.
Here is why he thinks the moon landing was not faked.
Not only all the imagery in the 1960s,
you'd have to fake the millions of pages of engineering diagrams
for the Saturn 5 rocket,
the warehouses in which they were stored.
But here's the best that I heard about this.
The government goes to Neil Armstrong,
and say, Neil, we don't know how to get you to the moon,
but we have to pretend we did.
So what are you going to do?
We're going to get some Hollywood people
and we're going to stage it.
In order to fake it, what we'll do is
we'll shoot it on location.
That's too jokey, man.
See, I do believe we went,
but now that he's like, joking, jokey,
I'm like, what's he hiding?
Why is he hiding it?
He's like, we'll shoot it on location,
which means they have to get to the moon and shoot it.
Okay, I get that now.
All right.
He's too jokey.
Now I start believing it's fake
because of that one clip.
It's too much cover.
That one's almost too much cover up,
I feel like to be totally fake.
But that's what's up.
A little science for you.
morning. Do you follow him on Instagram?
I think I'm fed a lot of his videos
to my for you algorithm because if he
comes up, I watch a lot of them.
Yeah, I don't know. You know what is weird though?
If we did land on the moon, like, why aren't we
out there more? Well, now they're saying we're going to build
houses there. Yeah, like we've had
time already to do that. I don't know
man. There's other things. Oh, and then... Is it
even real? Is the moon even real? I don't know.
Oh, no. The...
A minute ago, when we played the safety tips from walking,
I should give her handle in case people want to find her.
She's on a CB?
Break her, breaker
You give her a handle?
What's your 20 out there, girl?
Give them a safety tip.
No, it's Dana underscore Eve
and, yeah, I don't even follow her, but her stuff just pops up.
Her username or her.
I thought you said handle.
I don't think handles right.
Breaker bag on one, too.
It's a...
What's your handle?
Yeah.
I'm doing a nickel, nickel down the highway.
All right, let's go and do the new.
Bobby's big.
Stories.
Researchers have found that feelings of happiness last.
longer after your favorite sports team wins in comparison to hearing your partner say I love you.
What?
Most people that have, well, we can hear I love you all the time.
We say it all the time.
Yeah.
All the time.
I tell my wife I love her all the time.
Probably five, six, ten times a day.
I don't know.
End a phone call.
Love you.
Walk out of the room.
Love you.
Oh yeah.
It's not that easy to get a win.
Yeah, no.
Arkansas lost again this week.
So it's very hard to get a win.
It is terrible.
I hate it.
I hate sports.
But if they live.
lose, doesn't I love you help you out? No.
It's like, stop. You're not helping anything.
And what stinks for, what stinks
for me is, she's
a big Oklahoma fan, and they're crushing
this year. And so it's not that
she rubs it in, but after
we'll lose a big game, she's like, it's okay, at least Oklahoma won.
She means it seriously, and I'm like, that doesn't help me at all.
It doesn't mean none that Oklahoma won.
Just like, so, yeah, I'd rather hear, hey,
congrats on your team winning than I love you. Now, if I had to
eliminate one of them forever, that'd be a tough one to think about
had to spend more time.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
So that is from Capital One.
Suzanne Summers died at 76 years old following a cancer battle.
She was in Threys Company.
She's the sheriff.
She was in...
Thighmaster.
She made $300 million from the Thymaster.
Really?
Yeah.
Wow.
I mean, I definitely...
I owned one.
I think she...
No.
I mean, did she own the company?
Or was she just the spokesperson.
I owned one.
I think she probably had some back end or some ownership of it.
I don't think she invented it.
But I think because she was so famous,
if you take something like that, you then have some ownership of it?
Yeah, she was the official spokesperson.
So she had an aggressive form of breast cancer for over 23 years.
Ah, it sucks.
Gosh, yeah.
What else was she in?
I know three companies.
Yeah, yeah, step by step.
That's it, the mom with Patrick Duffy the dad.
That's right.
The NFL is considering a London Super Bowl.
No.
No, no, no.
Roger Goodell, the commissioner, was asked about the possibility of a London Super Bowl.
His response, it's not impossible.
I mean, who cares?
I don't, I'm not going anyway, so it doesn't matter to me where it is.
But it's an American sport.
I hear you.
So it should be here.
But let's spread it.
Let's make America more money.
We're already doing like, what, five, six games over there?
I don't care where it is.
I don't give a crap.
I ain't going, so I don't know.
Well, that's true.
It's like a musical artist that I like that dies.
If I don't listen to their new music anymore, they never die.
I still listen to the music the exact same way.
To me, they're not dead.
To me, the Super Bowl is in whatever city.
Yeah, we're watching it on TV anymore.
Yeah, who cares.
But here's the deal, though.
I mean, they play it at 5 o'clock here if it's in America.
They'll play at 2 a.m.
Yeah.
I have no idea.
It has to be super late.
Isn't it a really good?
It's really, I don't know, maybe it costs a lot more than they make, but I figure it's good for the economy.
Here.
Yeah.
So wouldn't we want to keep it here?
We would, but here's what I think about.
If we can make the sport a little more worldwide, we can dominate that in the Olympics for like 10 Olympics
until they get better at us.
You're thinking about the goal.
Yes, I'm thinking about like long term.
If we can get other countries playing American football, we'll just kick their butts in everything.
They're thinking about flag football in the Olympics.
That'd be awesome.
Which would be awesome.
So, yeah, we should probably just have the Super Bowl here.
But if they do London, I don't care.
Netflix and Grill instead of chill.
There's apparently stores they're going to open up in restaurants that are Netflix stores and restaurants.
So you can go in and you can eat and buy clothes and maybe there's an obstacle course.
Clothes?
They have Netflix clothes?
Well, it's a store.
So they'll have different things.
They can have like Squid Game T-shirts.
Oh, that's cool.
Or they could have anything that Netflix owns apparel.
I don't know.
I remember when ESPN did this with restaurants.
It didn't go so well.
And it's almost like, ooh, remember the lane that you're in.
Because it's hard to go and crush an entirely different area.
But The Daily Mail has that story.
Netflix will have rotating installations like ticketed shows and restaurants, food, Netflix bites.
It'd be kind of cool to eat food from a certain show that you, if they're known for something.
Or like, you know what I mean?
if it's a certain era or time frame
or part of the country where a food is popular.
Like what?
I know that chef is on Hulu or whatever that show is The Bear.
The bear, yeah.
It's on Hulu, but.
They wouldn't have that there because that's Hulu.
So name a Netflix food you would like to have.
Well, maybe like the great baking show of England or whatever that show is.
All right, moving on.
Experts reveal the worst question you can ask on a first date.
Any guesses?
How much money do you have kids?
What?
That's the best question.
That's the best question.
Are you married?
That's also a question that needs to be asked.
A relationship expert has revealed the questions that you need to avoid on the first date.
Under no circumstances, should you ask, why are you single?
Oh.
Okay.
But that's a fair question, though.
Yeah, I wouldn't ask it like that.
Okay.
How would you do that?
Maybe you ask like, why are you single?
No, no, not the tone.
I wouldn't change the tone.
I would say something like how long, how long have you been single?
Why do you think you haven't been able to like settle?
Are you picky?
There are ways to ask it instead of putting the pressure on somebody.
Like, why are you single?
Loser?
That's all.
But if you're asking it, you're also single, so it's the same thing.
I guess it's not really that bad because, hey, why are you single?
Well, I'm single too, because I'm here.
You're single.
Then I would lead with it with this is why I'm single.
What would you say the factors are that have kept you single?
But just to go, why are you single is like, what's wrong with you?
Is that kind of question.
Amy, remember that.
But with the tone, I.
I feel like the tone could be like, you're such a good catch.
Like, why are you seeing?
Why are you seeing?
Thieves in Florida use a tractor trailer to steal more than $1.6 million in alcohol.
Yeah, I saw that.
An investigation is underway in Florida after burglars used the tractor trailers to steal more than 1.6 million in alcohol from a distribution company that carries Jose Cuervo and Malibu.
Talk to me about each of them, Eddie.
Jose Cuervo is.
Tequila.
And Malibu is.
Rum.
Coconut flavored rum.
Yeah.
Oh, so they're stealing this stuff to sell it then.
Yeah.
For sure.
They're not having a party.
Okay.
High school kids, maybe.
Out of the back of beer trucks.
Yeah.
Like that used to have.
Beer runs, yeah.
Yeah.
Between 4 a.m. and 9.45 a.m.
the thieves removed 4,277 cases with liquor from the company.
Wow.
The thieves referred to its unknown suspects also removed digital video recorders used by the distributor.
And also, I mean, they took it all down.
Like, somebody had to know from the inside.
Yes.
That's it.
Inside job.
If you know where the cameras are, everything.
Someone told you.
You have a diagram.
If there was a drug you could take to stop your hair from turning gray
or reverse the graying process, would you do it?
I don't really care about gray.
I've had gray in my sideburns and in my chin a little bit for like,
like 36 years old.
The gray doesn't matter.
I don't like it when it's patchy.
I'd rather all be gray or all be brown.
I don't like splotchy.
But I don't think I would take a medicine.
Now, not to lose hair, I would definitely take a medicine.
Yeah.
But not,
the gray doesn't bother me.
I mean,
gray and a guy?
No,
I think it can look,
you know,
yeah,
sophisticated, mature.
I don't mind it.
Gray's fine.
My brother went gray at like 24.
Really?
That's tough.
It's full head of gray.
Like Anderson Cooper.
I don't remember him
being anything but gray
and he used to do Channel 1
when I was in school.
Channel 1 that word.
Yeah.
And hit gray hair as like a young guy.
Yeah.
Moving on,
a new study is found
that having an extra cup of coffee
each day can be associated
with reduced risk of gaining weight.
But there is one important caveat,
it can't have any sugar in it.
Adding cream or non-dairy creamer
doesn't really allow you to still live by this.
So just like black coffee.
Yeah.
And Mike D drinks black coffee two or three days.
What about like almond milk?
That doesn't have sugar in it, right?
If you have unsweetened.
Some do.
Okay.
Yeah.
We drink almond milk in my house.
Not my choice.
I drink whatever's there.
And so the almond milk,
I finally got used to it.
And I was like, okay, this is fine.
And then my wife switched to, oh, we don't want a lot of chemicals on our almond milk.
And I'm like, well, we're already at almond milk.
We've already made a jump.
We don't need.
We're good.
And then you have a non-chemical almond milk.
Oh, really?
In almond milk, they don't even call it almond milk anymore because people would think that it was milk when they buy it.
They say milked almonds.
They do?
Mm-hmm.
Wait, it's not milk?
If it's from almonds?
It's, uh-uh.
Well, it's water.
Oh.
Amy explained this one time.
Like, they soak the almonds in water.
You take the nipples of the almond.
And then you teeth.
Yeah.
You milk it.
Yeah, you soak the almonds and water.
Yeah, no.
And then you're just like, wow.
Whenever my wife's not home, I order,
I either order from Walgreens on Uber eats 2% milk or I go to the gas station and get it.
And I feel like I'm doing something bad.
You're so bad.
Man, bad boy.
What does she do if she finds an empty carton in the trash?
He burns it.
He gets rid of it.
I'm going through all the steps someone would do if they're...
Divorce is okay for the kids, they say.
Great news for divorce, fathers and mothers.
Researchers found that broken homes can be just.
just as healthy.
In fact,
divorce parents scored equally well
in three areas of the study,
nurturing, consistency, and discipline.
When divorce researchers found parents
that they found they try even harder
to meet most of their quality time,
that a lot of times
when unhappy couples are together,
they are not spending quality time
with each other or the kids,
but when they're divorced,
they make sure to do that
and it actually is better
for the kid in a lot of ways.
Yeah, I can see that.
So University of Alberta with that,
you can see...
I can see how that's very possible.
I mean, it depends.
you, they could be, like you said, a married couple staying together and it could be
harmful to the kids depending on how they're interacting.
But if you are in a healthy divorce relationship and you want to, yeah, maximize your time
that you have with the kids, you do end up getting probably some more time with them.
Because you and your husband trade weeks with the kids.
And you guys are also very close to each other.
We do.
Do you feel like that happens with you?
Like you spend way more time?
Yeah.
And so the best advice I got for that because we're week on, week off, we were going to do Sunday to Sunday.
and a friend told me, hey, I started off with that, and I have to say Friday to Friday is the best way to do it.
And so on Friday mornings, they go to school and then their dad picks them up or vice versa.
And so your first weekend with them, you are fresh off a week of no kids.
So you're, well, I know, which it's hard.
The transition's hard.
I miss them.
And so does he.
But like when they're coming into your home, you have more energy.
You should be, it's like your first weekend together is more quality time.
Whereas if you do Sunday to Sunday, then you're weakened with them as on the tail end and you're a little more tired.
So that's just my advice if you're doing week on, week off, try Friday to Friday.
Can you call if it's like a Wednesday and be like, hey, can you take the kids for a little bit?
I got to go do this.
It's not in.
That's not in the paperwork.
You're not a babysitter?
No.
But would you do that if you had to?
Okay.
So because we have a good relationship, if we absolutely needed to, we would.
But we do try to respect the boundaries.
And so that's also difficult for the kids to have another parent.
We have found if you swoop in at any moment when it's the off week, it can dysregulate things.
So we do sitters.
I mean, there's times where I've had to, yeah, get a sitter for something where it would totally make sense for him to just come in and help or vice versa.
And we just have to respect that and pay the sitter.
Well, how progressive view?
Wow.
What if he has a date?
Does he call you?
I have a date.
They do that in the off week.
No, but there, yeah, the off weeks, but there was a time where I needed to come by and pick up something.
Stevenson needed something from his dad's like a bag.
And so I said, hey, I need to come by and get this for Stevenson.
Woman answers door in a town.
Oh, no.
No, but I just was told, he's like, okay, as long as you can get it before 5.30.
I was like, okay.
That was not a good time.
Oh, my goodness.
But not in a, I just assume, no, I think he had maybe someone coming over for dinner or something.
Excellent.
So I respectfully.
Oh, yeah.
Zoomed in there.
Did you feel jealous?
No, I was like, okay, cool.
Okay, 4 p.m.
Because I don't think you would feel.
I don't, I think your answer would be no.
No, I'd be happy for him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Got it.
It's just, you know, it's a, that was the first time I'd ever had a time limit to get something.
TSA says from Life Hacker, it is still illegal.
They want everybody to know to get on a plane with weed or cannabis, even if it's legal in your state.
Oh.
Because planes are run by federal agencies.
and federally, it is not legal.
So it can be legal in whatever states,
but federally it is not legal.
So they still walk around and try to find it,
and if you have it, you can get in trouble.
They can arrest you?
Yeah.
States where it's illegal,
they'll still throw you in jail.
Also, it's just crazy.
Yeah, which is crazy.
You could be flying to a state, yeah, where it's illegal,
and then you're a mule.
But you can just say, I didn't know.
Like, if you got the popcorn, you know, like.
No, negligence is not as,
no.
No, but negligence.
with something that would be understandably forgotten.
I mean, if you're taking like five pounds or something,
I don't think they know you're distributing.
But I would imagine if you get a rest or if they find like something,
what's popcorn?
Like popcorn, weed popcorn.
Like if you go to San Francisco, you can get weed in everything.
I've never heard of that.
Did you have that?
What's the heck?
Yeah.
I've heard of like gummies.
No, no, you can get in all sorts of things.
It's just interesting you'd go there first.
But I think that'd probably be more understanding maybe if you did come from a place,
but I wouldn't mess with it.
And just so you know, those dogs at the airport, people always freak out.
They're not searching for your weed.
They're searching for bombs.
So don't freak out if you have something in your bag and that dog comes walking to you.
I think they're straight for boats.
No, for sure.
There are drug dogs there too.
Yeah, I've seen dogs with DEA on their little vests.
They're probably more bomb dogs than drug dogs.
But yes, depending on the airport, they do have drug dogs as well.
I think they're murder dogs too.
Like, if you murder someone, they can tell.
Yeah, I don't.
Murder.
Hey, everybody.
Take your drugs.
It's all free.
just don't take a bomb.
All right, that's the news.
Bobby's big.
Stories.
Because my niece was up for
Homecoming Princess.
She's in ninth grade, so she made Homecoming,
and then they announced at the game
who won Princess. I never heard of such thing.
Well, people are crowned at the games, yeah?
But I thought they already won, and they just crowned them.
Yeah, I guess different schools do it different.
So I go, and I'm excited.
I'm there to walk her.
I don't know where her dad was, but I'm there to walk her.
And we do the thing where we go through the big undercarriage and you walk out on the field and they say stuff about her.
And then we stand there.
And then they're like, okay, let's call the winner.
And I said something to her.
I probably shouldn't have said.
Because we're there and I lean over and I go, we don't lose.
Oh, gosh.
Oh.
As in like, our family doesn't lose.
Or is in like no matter what you're always a winner?
Nope.
It's like we don't lose.
I don't know.
Like we don't lose, Kylie.
And I didn't, because I didn't realize that was happening right then, and I wish I wouldn't have said that.
But, and then there's a video and some people say I went a little too hard and I'll put it up on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones.
She won.
Oh, okay.
Thank God.
Yes.
And I, and I was just like, yeah.
I told you.
I was pretty pumped.
We don't lose.
Not realizing that there were people that lost right beside us.
Yeah.
So people said I went a little too hard.
But I was just genuinely excited.
And so I'll post it up there.
It's the video, Mr. Bobby Bones.
I'll post it in just a second.
But it was fine.
It was a lot of fun.
We went and then we lost the football game,
which stunk a little bit.
But it was okay.
We also play eight-man football because the school is so small.
But we go back to 11-man next year.
But that's how small.
You've always been eight-man?
No, no, we played 11-man.
In the last few years, we played eight-man.
But the difficulty with that is,
there aren't a lot of schools to play eight-man,
so you've got to travel like two and three hours.
So is there people that get rotated in?
Are they all on the field?
I don't understand your question.
There are people on the sidelines.
Okay.
That's what I'm just like, what if somebody gets hurt?
Well, when I was playing football, we all, again, I went to a double A school.
So we had 50 kids in my class.
But a lot of people play both ways.
So you don't really do have to that at big schools.
You mean office and defense?
Both ways.
And special teams.
I guess you play all the ways.
Oh, yeah.
But shout out Mount Pine Homecoming and Kylie killing it.
Yeah.
Did you get some concessions?
Wherever is it.
Do you know this story?
What happened?
What do you mean?
Concessions.
Did I tell you that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, tell him.
Bobby went hard on the concession.
Oh, you mean the concession stand?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When did I tell?
Were you at the house?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I went your house and I cooked.
I do.
You remember that?
Sorry, my days are mixed up.
Yes.
So, we never lost it shuffleboard either.
That's, there we go.
I remember that.
I said, I said, man, I would love a frito pie just like home.
And so my sister goes and gets me a frito pie.
I had like three bites.
And I was fighting diarrhea the rest of the night.
It was awful.
We did not need to know this.
It was a boxing match in my belly.
I only had three bites.
A boxing match.
In my belly.
Left, right, right.
Oh, God.
But it's probably been so long since you have Frito Pie, dude.
Your stomach's like, what are you doing to me?
Yes.
It went into shock.
It was awesome.
Those three bites tasted great.
Yeah.
Just like home.
But congratulations.
Kylie is pretty awesome.
I have my niece's homecoming this weekend that we went to.
So I was not able to go to the St. Jude, like, get together, where they take artists and there's music.
and it kind of, you know, re-energizes everybody for the upcoming St. Jude year.
So a lot of you guys on the show went, except, but when you come back and there's more than
two or three people from the show that goes, there's always just so much drama that goes down.
So do we want to get into this or no?
We can, but it's next segment.
It's up to you guys.
Thumbs up, yes?
Thumbs down, no.
Lunchbox up.
Yes, Eddie, yes.
Morgan, yes.
Okay.
Then we will do it, and it will be awkward, but I'm here for it.
By the way, we love St. Jude.
We love raising millions of dollars.
But this is stuff that happened between our show members at this, like,
Gala. Next Bobby Bone show.
A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying.
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There's two golden rules that any man should live by.
Rule one, never mess with a country girl.
You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes.
And rule two, never mess with her friends either.
We always say that trust your girlfriends.
I'm Anna Sinfield.
in this new season of The Girlfriends.
Oh my God, this is the same man.
A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist.
I felt like I got hit by a truck.
I thought, how could this happen to me?
The cops didn't seem to care.
So they take matters into their own hands.
I said, oh, hell no.
I vowed.
I will be his last target.
He's going to get what he deserves.
Listen to the Girlfriends.
Trust me, babe.
On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever.
you get your podcast.
I'm Ego Wadam. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live,
and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell.
Woo. Woo. Woo.
My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day.
And I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means,
but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come
look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based,
solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet.
Yeah.
He goes, but there's so much luck involved.
And he's like, just give it a shot.
He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall
and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit.
If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration.
It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat, just hang in there.
Yeah, it would not be.
Right, it wouldn't be that.
lot and luck.
Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your
podcast.
Before we get into this very trivial segment, I'd like for everybody to know that we as
a show are very involved with St. Jude had been for years, been able to raise $25 million or so.
We love them.
We love the listeners jump in with us.
You guys have made it all possible.
I'm going to say that as serious as I can because you guys have problems.
It's about to get not serious.
Well, yeah.
Uh-oh.
No, no.
You're the one who's sending a bunch of stuff.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
I did.
So Lunchbox gets back and sent this whole email.
I'm going to let him go first.
So Lunchbox, you want to talk about Abby.
Yes.
What happened?
Guys, Abby is taking this.
I'm an artist thing way too serious.
I mean, she has lost her.
She's off her rocker.
We go to St. Jude dinner.
It's amazing.
They do all these speeches.
They have family members come up and talk about their experience at St. Jude.
They have brothers Osborne up there playing.
They got a big award.
Big award.
They played.
And then two other songwriters that wrote massive hits played.
And then the guy from Alabama,
Randy Owen.
He's really involved with St. Jude.
He's there.
And at the very end, he leads everybody in singing Angels Among Us.
I believe there are Angels Among Us.
And he says, listen, I know there's a lot of artists in the crowd tonight.
You know, we had some amazing artists on stage perform.
Will all the artists please come up on stage and sing this song with me?
and Abby gets out of her chair
and goes up on stage, guys.
I mean, we're talking Matt Stel,
George Burge, Brothers Osborne,
Randy Owen,
and Abby.
And Randy Owen goes down and shakes everybody's hand
and he gets to Abby and he looks there like,
who is this?
Skips right over.
Does not shake her hand because he's like,
this is just some homeless chick
that walked up on stage.
Why she got to be homeless?
Because he has no idea who she is.
Guys, it was cringe,
worthy. We were in our chairs falling over just going, oh my gosh, Abby thinks she's an artist.
Okay. You've said your piece. Now, there are a couple different stories, obviously.
Abby, I do want to come to you so you can have, you can say what you want to say. Go ahead.
Yeah, so I had no intention. When he said all the artists come up, I was eating. I was like,
this is an awesome moment for them. Cool. And then a table behind me, a couple ladies from the
Big 98, they were like, Abby, Abby, Abby, and then people from our table, which was like Bobby Bone Show people, and then a couple St. Jude ladies were like, go up there, go up there, Abby, you have a song on the radio, go! And they wouldn't stop. So I was like, fine, I'll go up. Scooba, you can always be our unbiased. What do you think happened? We'll move on to another one. I pushed her to go up there.
Oh, you did? Yeah, pushed her back. I said, you should go up there. You have a song on the radio, technically, or a singer, just go up there and enjoy the moment. You should have this.
She didn't just jump up there and go like, I'm an artist.
No, it wasn't just her going on her own.
It would have been kind of cringy that way.
But a lot of people were like, Abby, you should go up there.
And I think after that point, people are just like, well, I guess I should go up there.
One's saying I should.
Then I don't feel like that's cringe.
No, that makes sense.
No.
But did Randy Owen skip right over when he shook everybody's hands?
I think he should.
Maybe I guess allegedly shook her hand.
No, even the St. Jude girl.
Did she shake your hand?
I have a video.
Like, I will show you.
Even the Jessica from St. Jude was like, did you see Randy Owen skip over Abby?
I'm sure.
She did not.
If she has a video, I believe her.
Lunchbox got a voicemail, though, he wants to play about Abby,
and then we'll move off of this.
This is a listener that sent this.
Yeah, so, I mean, you know how you guys used to give out my phone number?
Oh, back in the 2103.
Nah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Some dude calls my phone and leaves this voicemail about Abby.
After all these years?
After all these years.
Your voicemail's not full?
No, I delete voicemails.
Oh, I don't.
Yeah, dummy.
All right, go ahead.
And you played Abby's song, which I,
I love her song, but it's obviously totally enhanced.
I love Abby, but she's not that great of a singer.
So now I'm wondering how many country singers actually aren't that good and are enhanced.
Is it all a hoax?
That's a great question.
Enhanced, not really the, I guess, sure, I think that's fair, but I think there's just effects.
And nobody just sings dry into a microphone and gets put on a record.
even if they're not messing with
we'll call it auto tune
usually there's an effect on something
all the time even instruments
but yeah
everybody's messed with
it was just an interesting voicemail
and I was like you just liked it
because he bashed Abby
it really wasn't enhanced
that much
Abby I thought it was I think your song's great
Abby quit defending it you were enhanced
It's funny that he calls
Lunchbox's voicemail
saying that you played Abby's song
He knows that guy
Abby I'm gonna go to you now
so I know you have some stuff on lunchbox
you wanted to share
I do.
Go ahead.
So at the dinner, the same one we're talking about it is pretty fancy, right?
There were nice centerpieces, really nice meal.
And at the end of the night, we're all going back.
And I was waiting at the elevator, so I got there before him.
And I turn around, here comes a guy with five boxes of food to take up to his room to his family.
The only guy that has boxes of food to go.
This tracks, though.
It does what he does.
Yeah, that's, I mean, I'm looking at a picture of him.
And it's like, it's stacked so tall.
He's trying to hold the stack as he's getting in the elevator.
Okay, but is it food that was going to get thrown away anyway?
Ding, ding, ding, thank you, Amy.
The food was going to the trash.
But you don't know that.
But you don't know that.
No, I absolutely know it.
They said they're going to throw this away unless you want to take it.
And I said, yeah, bring me a box.
And they brought me boxes off.
I mean, sure.
I have no problem.
Why would you waste food?
Let's move to the next one.
Thank you.
Morgan.
Ding, ding.
What do you have?
Oh, Morgan.
Oh, Morgan.
We're dealing on broken microphones here.
Morgan, will you go up and grab Eddie's microphone?
Half of our studio is broken today,
and we've been kind of patching this thing together with duct tape.
Also, the phones don't work, so Merry Christmas.
All right.
Okay, Morgan.
Yeah, can you hear me?
I can hear you now.
Yeah, tell me your story.
Okay, so there were two things.
Obviously, St. Jude paid for an extra night for him to come up this weekend.
Lunchbox, yes.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was nice.
They paid for his family to have an extra long vacation.
Yeah, so you'd think, oh, I'm going to be really nice and, like, show up to everything I'm supposed to.
Lunchbox didn't show up to any of the seminars.
we were supposed to go to unless they had food.
If they had food, he was there.
But like any of the other seminars,
he was nowhere to be found.
You didn't go to, but that's what the weekend was really about.
No, the weekend was, we went to a dinner
where they talked about St. Jude.
I went to the breakfast where they talked about St. Jude.
I went and toured St. Jude.
And then I went to the lunch.
I went to the lunch.
Yeah, absolutely.
And then he left.
He did.
He didn't stay for that.
Yeah.
And then that was it.
But none of the, like, the teachings, the individual.
What are they?
The whole afternoon, like, he was gone.
He was MIA.
Nobody knew where he was.
What was the seminar?
The seminar was, let me talk about how I've been working with St. Jude since college.
What?
I don't care.
Oh, he's mad because I talked out one of the seminars.
Oh, I heard you got taken off of the panel.
Yeah, I got canceled.
Why?
I don't know.
Well, because you didn't show up to anything.
No.
Well, I do have a feeling based on another story that I have.
What did you talk about in your seminar?
How St. Jude has been interconnected throughout my personal
and professional life over the last 12 years.
So why do I need to hear that?
No, no, but why did you get canceled?
I don't know.
I was told that I was going to talk about ideas on how to drum up interest on the Telethon,
and they were going to play some of our air checks, like when we take callers and stuff.
You are good at that.
I will say, lunchbox is really good at interacting with the callers during the Radiothon
and giving updates.
He's good at that.
And so they were going to play some of those.
And then when I showed up, they're like, ah, we decided you're not going to do that.
And I was like, all right, cool.
guess I got that rid off.
What were you going to say, Morgan?
Well, I think I know why he got canceled because they were like a little worried about him because later that night there was like this big Halloween party and he was hosting that costume contest.
Lunchbox was so drunk.
He got drunk before.
You were wasted at the St. Jude event.
While he was like hosting, he was chugging drinks while he was hosting the thing.
Like I'm pretty sure he downed at least four drinks during his hosting.
You were drunk before you even got there?
No, no, no, no.
It was a party.
Why did you say it like that?
No, no, no.
Well, as I'm saying, no, it was a party, and they had free alcohol and they said, drink up.
Like, let's celebrate St. Jude and celebrate the...
The costume party, though, you were drunk.
Were there kids from the hospital there?
No.
Yes.
Yes, there was patients participating in the costume.
Oh, my God.
There was two kids.
Scuba Steve.
There was lunchbox drunk at the St. Jude Hospital.
We had drinks to the lobby bar before we went up there.
Yeah.
But then I cut it off because we got up there and it's only beer and wine.
I don't drink beer and wine.
He continued to drink the vodka drinks.
Were there sick kids there while he was drunk?
Yeah, he didn't know.
And one of them was in the costume contest,
and he kind of, like, didn't know who he was and what he was,
and he made fun of his costume.
You made fun of a kid that's finding cancer at St. Jude while you were drunk?
No, I just said, I don't know what this guy is.
Like, can someone tell me what his costume is?
Because I thought it was Pinocchio because it had a long nose.
No, he was grew from Despicable Man.
But I didn't know who that was.
Was it because he's drunk?
I think so.
Like, he couldn't even put two and two together of a lot of, like,
the pop culture costume.
And the ladies that were running,
kept grabbing his drink and taking it away from him,
putting on the table to be like,
you don't need that anymore kind of gestures.
And he'd go back over there and grab it again.
And you're with your whole family too, though.
No, no, my family was in their room.
No, no, I hear you.
They were asleep.
So you went back to the room, hammered?
Well, they were asleep.
No, he went out after.
Yeah, I went out.
His family did not come out.
Did you all go out?
Yes.
Yes.
I mean, I'm like, I went back.
I went out.
Morgan went out.
Yeah, I don't have a wife and kids I brought up.
She wasn't hosting a costume at the hospital.
No, it wasn't at the hospital.
No, it was at the hospital.
party. Like we were at a party. We were at a hotel on the rooftop overlooking the city of Memphis.
Like it was drinks were flowing.
But it was, yeah, you can say that. But it was a St. Jude event. And there were kids that were fighting cancer at the event in the context.
No, no, but no, but no one told me there was kids that were from St. Jude until they walked out on the costume contest.
And I didn't know what they was in the costume contest.
Abby got in it. Oh, Abby was Lainey Wilson. I thought she looked so good.
I crushed her. I crushed Abby. She comes up and I was like, oh, what do you know? A member of Midland showed up tonight.
night. You did that the entire
night. Why would you do
that? It's hilarious.
I'm laughing at. You're just like dragging her?
No, no. I didn't do a lot of people.
I didn't. In covering kids with cancer, it sounds like.
No, no. There's three girls dressed up as like Dolly,
Reba and someone else. I was like, oh, you guys are
you know, runaway June. And they're like,
no, and people get so mad.
Like, there was Where's Waldo? And I was like, oh, you guys
are Harry Potter? And they,
what? What era did you grow up in?
Where's Waldo? And they get so mad.
Abby, I can definitely see where this would have been tough to deal with all weekend.
Yeah, it was.
Morgan, thank you.
But tell me, hey, tell me I didn't know the Midland, that's pretty good, funny, because that's how they dress.
I saw Abby's costume and I thought it was Lany Wilson.
I thought it was Abby.
I thought it was literally Lainie Wilson.
Oh, you didn't think Midland?
No.
I mean, that's how he introed me for the costume contest and it just went silent.
Of course.
Because people were like, wait, wait, what?
They were trying to put the two and do together.
Why is the guy drawn?
Oh, but they did.
At the end, we had the top five, and we were doing it by crowd applause.
And so what I was going to, what you do is you got to say, oh, do you want this person?
So I hold my drink over the people.
Don't tell me you poured on somebody's head.
No, then they got, hey, hey.
They got, St. Hugh came on.
I was like, hey, they're like, hey, hey, don't hold your drink over any of the patients.
I was like, oh, okay.
But you kept drinking even though you knew there were patients.
Well, that was, I mean, the patients were at the very end.
Yeah, of course.
Okay, well.
So, I mean, so I was okay for everybody else to drink there when patients were there.
You're hosting an awards thing with them.
Ah, no, not with them.
They were in it.
That's their choice.
That's what I'm saying.
They were at the party.
If they didn't come to the party, they know there's going to be alcohol.
Morgan, what are you going to say?
He would literally be drinking.
Like, the mic's right here and he'd literally be drinking.
Drink.
Another drink.
Another drink.
Another drink.
Throw it back.
He'd like, hand, somebody would bring him like more drinks and it just kept coming.
I'm like, at some point it has to stop.
You're literally hosting.
People think we make this stuff up.
I swear to you.
This is not made up.
This is not us exaggerating.
And you think it'd have been different if I would have been there, Morgan?
Yeah, I don't think he would have done it.
What?
Are we sure?
I think you would have had fun.
It was a party, guys.
He would have still been who he loved.
Scoobit, was it a party?
It was a party, yes.
Thank you.
It was a party.
That's exactly what I'm.
But to your point, no further question, Your Honor.
But to your point, though, he was working in a sense, so he should be a little more professional.
I wasn't getting paid.
He's always like, why don't I get looks to do host events?
That's why.
This is why.
I didn't get paid.
Yeah, but it's a charity event.
You do it for your, I did it all the time live on the radio.
Fit an element.
But that was a club.
Not for a hospital.
Were there kids with cancer
that are in a costume contest?
Let me tell you, people loved it.
Yeah, we were like 25 years old.
I mean, these people, here's was great.
I didn't know any of these people.
I just roast to these people.
Yeah.
Got any of you.
Okay.
And I just want to say,
whoever was bringing me drinks,
the angel among us.
You still sound drunk.
Thank you.
He still said,
I don't know what's like bringing me.
Okay, thank you guys.
All right.
Bobby Bones show.
Bonehead.
Story of the day.
This story comes us from Polk County, Florida.
A 23-year-old man showed up at the police station was like, hey, I'm here for a job interview.
And they're like, oh, man, we are so sorry.
The person that does interviews won't be back until Monday.
Can you come back in Monday?
He's like, yeah, no problem.
He leaves and he steals a car in the parking lot.
So he's not going to go back on Monday, probably?
Or is he just going to bring it back Monday?
He's borrowing it for the weekend.
Okay, okay.
Interesting.
Was it just a car that was chilling with the keys in it?
Yeah, the keys were in it.
Someone was inside paying a ticket or something, and they had left the keys in the car.
Why would they do that?
I don't know.
That's because they're a bonehead.
You can't actually rationalize by bonehead of people do things like this.
I'm Lunchbox at your Bonehead Story of the Day.
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