The Bobby Bones Show - (Mon Full Show) Why Eddie Has To Bark Like A Dog In Public + The Show Shares Their Thoughts On Amy's Movie 'Holiday Harmony' + Listener Needs Advice About Husbands New Female Co-Worker

Episode Date: November 28, 2022

Find out what Eddie got caught doing on the show and why he now has to bark in public. Plus, Amy's movie, 'Holiday Harmony,' came out on Thanksgiving Day and the show reveals if they watched it yet and their thoughts! Then, a listener calls in asking for advice. Her husband has a new female co-worker, and he bought her a Christmas gift after a recent conversation they had. She needs advice on how to handle this and we share our thoughts if she should be concerned!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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He will throw his coworkers under the bus if it means he could possibly get a viral video out of it. Here he is. Producer Eddie, everybody. Guys, there is a medicine shortage out there. I've looked on the news. I don't see anything about it. But I experienced this myself.

My three-year-old got sick. We took him to the doctor. the doctor prescribed in medicine. We went to pharmacy number one. They said, no, we're out of that medicine. And then we go to pharmacy number two. No, we're out of that medicine. And then they send us to the third pharmacy.

No, yeah, there's a shortage going on. We don't have that medicine. It's an antibiotic, I guess, for kids. They said that there's a lot of kids getting RSV right now and getting sick that they're running short on this medicine. And I'm like, this is a big deal. Did you ever get it? Eventually, pharmacy four.

Huh. Why not start a pharmacy for if you, don't they have a computer database where they just say if they have it or not? No, but I, but I, I went to the nearest one because they're companies, right? And they say, oh, I can only look in the database of our company. Different pharmacy companies. I looked at the ones in the neighborhood. Like Walgreens, CBS, that got it.

So you finally found it? Finally found it. But this is a big deal. Like, how do they run short on medicine? The same way when you go into a subway, sometimes we're out of meat. Yeah. Yep. It's just unfortunate timing because everybody got it all at once.

That's crazy, man. Like, people could get really sick. Did your kids have RSV? Yeah. My middle child was in the hospital for six days with it, and my youngest was in there four days with it. Is that a lung thing? It inhibits, it blocks their breathing.

It gets liquid in their chest and they can't breathe, so they need help with a breathing tube and it sucks all the bit out of there. Is that a lung thing? Yeah. Respiratory. And that what I said? It gets down in their lungs. That would be a lung thing.

Chess? I don't know. Is your kid okay? He's better now. We got the medicine. But, man, just know that there's a shortage out there. Is it a lung thing? It's a chest thing, yeah.

All right, up next. Don't invite him to any of your important events because he'll try to make a speech. Here he is. Lunchbox, everybody. Yeah, well, Bobby, months ago, I mean, I don't know how long ago. You recommended a show called Peacemaker. But John Seen, it's hilarious. And so I'm finally like, you know what, I need something to watch.

We're flipping through H.P. Oh, there's that peacemaker. Bobby says that's pretty good. Boom. That's a fun show. I don't even care about superhero shows. I don't watch all these Marvel movies. I don't watch any of that.

I enjoyed it. It's funny, huh? Wife enjoyed it. It was funny. It wasn't your typical. Like, it was funny. It was goofy. Very enjoyable.

And my wife enjoyed it, which makes it even better. So, yeah, I give it, you know, three and a half. That's all? Three and a half? What do you give it? Four and a half? Peacemaker was awesome. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I give it four. Four is fine. Four, I don't know what you call those things. The dragonflies. You know what I'm talking about? Just say dragonflies. Dragonflies out of five.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Peacemaker's really good. Mike Dielder told me about it. Yeah, John Cena, he's pretty good. Up next, if you're a scammer out there listening, and you're like, I wonder who I could scam today. Send it to Amy's way, because she'll probably fall for it. Here she is.

Amy, everybody. Okay, so I had some painters working at my house, and they had been there for quite some time. I feel like over an hour didn't act like they knew anything about me or the show. And then out of nowhere, one of the guy says, so how's Stanley the dog doing? Oh. And I was like, oh, you mean from ACL surgery?

And he's like, yeah, how's he doing? I said, oh, I think he's recovering well. I mean, he can't run around. They have to keep him on a leash and then this whole conversation about Stanley the dog. But I just was like, oh, that's thoughtful. People are checking on your dog there. Yeah. Yeah, I'm probably looking at your house too, but hey, I'm glad he asks about the dog.

I know. I wonder if sometimes when people come in if they know right away, oh, never mind. If they're listener or then they see photos and then they put it together. I don't know. Yeah, I don't either, but probably yes. They probably look at every. I would.

Let's say all of a sudden I'm invited in a house to do something. And I'm like, wait, this is Derek Jeter's house. You don't think I'm looking at everything? Everything. What? Everything. I'm putting his wighty tides on my head and doing a little laugh around the kitchen. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Yeah, that would be awesome. Okay, well, luckily this guy's nice. From Mount Pine, Arkansas. He wrote a new song called Opening Act. And at the game, Nurtz, he's the fastest to react. Thank you. Bobby Bones. Thank you very much. So you've heard of Flat Stanley, right?

Yes. Explain to our listeners what Flat Stanley is. He's like, doesn't he live around the house or whatever? That's Elf on the show. No, it's a cutout of this little boy and he's laminated and you take him around if you're going on a trip or vacation or traveling and he does different activities. You can even mail him to other people and they take photos. And then you write a report. We've had a Flat Stanley sent here before. We take a picture with it and send it back.

You've heard of Flat Stanley, but maybe he hadn't heard of Fat Stanley. That's my dog. I'm calling fat Stanley. Well, the problem is, and I bring him up because we're having an issue now where he did have this surgery that Amy was referring to, but he can't exercise. So he's getting fatter and fatter, which is not healthy, but he can't do anything. So now we're just having to feed him less and less. But he's just a fat boy. I told you he has a lot of nicknames. Fat in the hat, fatness Everdeen, Fat Stanley.

Yeah, I like that. Fatness Everdeen. Fat Sprat. Is a bulldog. eat no fat. I forget. I just try stuff. But we have to figure out a way to exercise him with that fat Benatar. Hit me with your best shot. Oh, that's so good.

Wow, I like that. I'm like, hey, fat Benatar. He just looks up. But this is a struggle we're having right now. The dog is getting too fat and unhealthy, but we can't do much about it because he can't really move yet. So what do you do? Really? Is this a question I'm asking you guys?

What do you do? I don't know. I'm picturing like when he's laying there. Can you like move his front legs? But if I move him for him, then he's getting them moved by me. Oh, I figure you like put them in a running motion. Oh, that does the same thing. It's like water jogging. Those machines that shake your butt and it says it's like working out?

They stop making those like 73. Right, right, right. But they didn't work? They didn't work now. That's what we're dealing with. So if anybody sees my dog getting fat or that's what it is. It's fat Stanley right now. We're trying to limit his food intake.

And hopefully we take him on five minute walks twice a day, January 1st. But it's that long away. That's all. That's the drama at home right now. Glad you guys are here. Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag.

Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. Please help. I am in my mid-30s. I've been dating my boyfriend for five years. It's great. But I do have one major problem. He still lives with his parents at almost 40 years old.

Yeah. You read that right. He still has never moved out. Oh. He does have a good job. He works hard. His parents are older, but they are capable. But I think it makes him feel like he has to be there and can't move out.

And I'm all for being close and doing things with your family. But this is a lot. I brought up moving out a few times. It always ends in a fight. So my question is, should I just cut my losses even after this many years and try to move on? Or should I stick it out and hope that he decides to move out and start a life with me eventually? It could be years. Should I give him an ultimatum?

sincerely girl with the real life failure to launch man yeah that's tough you never want to give somebody an ultimatum when it comes to their family even if you think he's lame for staying at home or wrong for staying at home but you never want to give someone a family ultimatum because that is what resentment is made of i think there are some compromises you can approach but it doesn't seem like he's open to compromise can you get a house very near Yeah. Very near. So if he feels like he needs to be there with his parents, he still can.

Is it just his parents? Like deep down in your heart, what do you think the reason is he's there? I know he says his parents, but is it only his parents? You say they're capable. If for him it's something else, like he's scared, he doesn't want to get a mortgage, he's scared. I don't know. Maybe that's something you can address. But you can't go as me or your parents.

Because even if he does pick you, he's still going to be resentful of that. And that ain't ever going to be good. You're not going to change him either. He's already almost 40 years old. He ain't going to change. He ain't going to change where you make him change. He may decide to take some steps in a direction of uncomfortableness for him, but he ain't going to do it because you want him to do it.

He's going to do it because he wants to do it. So you either have to strategize and find a way to make him feel like it's safe for him to move out of there, or you got to move on. Or you got to move in with them. I think that's a third option. No, that is an option, though. You can move into that house too. If there's room, you go live with the parents too?

That's happened? I'm assuming she doesn't want to do it. I agree. But what does she not want to do more? Break up or move in with him? She probably doesn't want to break up. It didn't sound like she wants to break up. So it's a difficult situation.

So my advice to you is you either, you can do a couple of these. You could go, I'm going to give myself six months to strategize on how to get him out of there, meaning we're going to find a place close. I'm going to see if he's open to that. If that doesn't work, eventually you do have to cut your losses

because I'm going to tell you, you ain't getting any younger. He ain't getting any younger During this segment None of us have gotten younger No, we just got older That's right, we're marching toward it Wow

So, but that is A situation that is uncomfortable You gotta get him out of there Or you gotta get out of there Or you can move in But it doesn't sound like by the show You'd want to do that I don't know, free rent man

That's what he's thinking too Hey Scoobin do you live with your parents Or your wife's parents I did yeah I lived there for a couple years Before we got married Was that on you or on her? She actually made me do it because my financial situation was an absolute travesty.

So I moved there out of my San Francisco apartment to save money and build my credit score back up. And then how did it feel when you were there? Did you feel like emasculated at all? At first I lost my freedom because I lived in the city and I could do whatever I wanted. And I was around her mom and her aunts and uncles and cousins and all these people all the time over me. I'm like, God, I want my space. But then after a few weeks, I realized it was nice having family around. It was a great feeling.

So I just kind of focused on that. What advice do you give her? Well, he's almost 40, though. I was like 24 or 25. I think, like you were saying, once you're in that position where you've been there that long, you can't teach an old dog new tricks,

and that's just kind of the way it is, and he may live there forever, or the family may live with you guys forever. Yeah, that's the point. I mean, that's another slight alteration. You could go by a house and move them in with you, but they're not going to want to do that

because they're old. Old people never want to change. He sounds like a sweet guy, though. The fact that he wants to not leave his parents. Or is he just still on the teeth, you know what I'm saying? It might be, like you said, a fear of, like, getting out on his own. And so maybe get to the root of that.

Here it is. You give yourself six months to strategize on how to get him out somewhere close. And that doesn't work. You have to cut your losses. It's going to be hard, but you have to move on. You can jump to step two right now if you wanted to. It ain't going to be easy, but you might as well get it over with. It ain't just going to change.

He's not going to wake up on it. Like, you know what? She's right. I appreciate that. It's a tough email to have to talk about. That's the way it is. And what was that third option again? Stone Cold said so.

What's up? That third option was? She moves in here. She moves in here. All right, that's an L-Back. Close it up. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailback.

Yeah. All right on the phone right now is Carrie. Hey, Carrie, where do you live? I live, Conning, Plesserville, California going up towards Tahoe. Used to summer there, yeah. Really? No, I never summered anywhere. You know what I used to doing the summer?

I used to work. That's right. Carrie, I hope you're having a great morning. Would you like to win a... We have a whole assortment of prizes that we call crap from the back. Ooh. Hey, Scuba, if Carrie wins, what will she win in this assortment of crap from the back? We've got a game here called Hughes and Cues.

Love it. We've got Casablanca, which is DVD. Terrible. It's a great bunch. We got Blake Shelton throwback little shirt. Oh, that's a good Blake Shelton shirt. Go ahead. Lady Wilson calendar.

Yeah. A hat. A hat. And it carry under a DVD. Oh, wow. There's some real crap right there. Okay. We're going to play for crap in the back.

All right, here we go. This has been in the news a lot lately. the question is, only one third of Americans say they understand it. What is it? Now, this has been in the news a lot lately, but only one third of Americans say they understand it. What is it? That's the question we're dealing with. Easy. So, Carrie, I'm going to come to you first. If you get it, and if not, we'll go to the show here. It's been in the news a lot lately, but only one third of Americans say they understand it. Everybody good? Everybody in? Oh, yeah. Carrie, what do you think it is? Um, first thing comes to mind is politics. Politics. That's good, because I'm not. Sometimes you just don't know what's going on. The house, pork, pork, pork, bills. That's close. What pork rinds?

Build. No, incorrect. All right, so here we go. We got Amy, lunchbox, Eddie and Morgan. Carrie, who would you like to team up with? And if they got it right, you win. Do you want to win? Quiet.

Yes, I think I heard Eddie's voice come up loud and clear. Maybe he knows. Carrie, you're on it. He's always so serious. No, no, no, no. I've only gotten it once. But this one, I'm very confident about. Morgan, what do you have?

I have love. Love is always in the news And it's kind of hard to understand Let's guess who's newly single Uh huh Amy I'm gonna go with inflation

Okay, good one Eddie Oh that's a good one Amy I mean we had a whole lesson on the show about it Because a lot of us didn't understand what it was Inflation Lunch Fox Guys

You think it's inflation And that's your right Because a lot of people don't understand Free Speech because everybody's like, oh, they can say whatever they want. They shouldn't get in trouble for it. I see that. I still think it's inflation.

It's been in the news a lot lately, but one third of Americans say they understand it. One thing that people don't understand about inflation, it's worldwide. So people will go, America, we're going, no, no, it's affected by the world. Exactly. That's why. But it's not inflation. It's not inflation? No.

That's why it's free speech, because it's only here in America. Okay, ask it again. Lunchbox, you're wrong. What? Ha, ha, ha. What did you have? Inflation. Everybody's good.

Morgan, it's not love. We knew that. We didn't even have love. Not love. Okay, I'm going to give you guys one more shot. Everybody write their answer down again. We'll do one more of this. Can we hear the question again?

Sure. This has been in the news a lot lately, but only one third of Americans say they understand it. What is it? It's been in the news a lot lately. This has been in the news a lot lately, but only one third of Americans say they understand it. What is it? Got it. That means most of Americans don't understand.

That's right. Two thirds. That's correct. I'm like, what is there that we're going to be able to go. Now, Kara, you're going to be able to go if any of them get it you in or if none of them get it, you win. You get to pick. So, everybody good?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Carrie, do you think any of them got it right? I think somebody has to get it right. Okay. How many subjects could there be? Exactly. Yeah.

But, I mean. Morgan, what do you have? I don't have anything. She has nothing. What? Lunchbox. Voting. Incorrect

Amy Elon Musk and Twitter Incorrect Eddie you got to save her You're her lifeline I got it Now I don't understand it So I'm like all these other Americans

Aliens I don't get it Hmm But I think I saw one What He did think he said Aliens We don't understand aliens

We don't understand aliens Yeah we don't even know If they're real But some people do Carrie I'm gonna give you one chance To change your vote You can go with Eddie And aliens

What you have already Or you can go Nevermind I want to to go with not Eddie. She likes alien. I do. And your satellite, you're alien with the satellite, by the way. Because that's what it does, changes directions and all. But I'm going to go with nobody knows. Okay, she's going nobody. Thank God, because it's cryptocurrency. It's Bitcoin. So she's our winner. I should have known that. You know what I had that written down.

Is that guy lost of billions? All right, Kara, you want some crap from the back. A lot of good prizes. Carrie, thank you for listening. I hope you have an awesome day. Awesome. Thanks, guys. All right. See on the phone. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay at home there's something good. Drake's restaurant in Lexington, Kentucky was being built and had a sign on the door said,

Opening soon. Go online to apply for jobs. Well, Nash Johnson is a third grader, and he was like, I want to buy a new Xbox. I got to get a job. So he went online. Applied for a job, and they got that. Like what in the world? And it said, I need this job so I can buy an Xbox. So the owner had him out to the grand opening, game of uniform, and bought him an Xbox. That's awesome.

Hopefully he did one dish. Yeah, yeah, it didn't work too hard. Like, all right, kid, one dish. We got you a little present here. And he didn't apply to be a waiter. He did apply to be a dishwasher. I've done that job. It's terrible. I bet. It's now if you're good at it, you get out pretty quickly. You move up to a higher job. How can you be bad at it? You just stick it in water and move it on, right? Lazy. The dishes pile up quick. You have to really be on it.

It's a gross job, too. Did you ever get a break? Like, did I just picture dishes coming in, like, nonstop? I would say some, yes, yes, you would get a break because sometimes we're slower than others. So dishes always came in, but you could always stay ahead of it if you had any sort of will at all to just. But so they come slow, you just go take a break. when you come back there's a big pile of them. But if there's a pile of them, they're like, if the...

There's just food. It's just gross. No, no, no. But if the plate on top has food, do you take a bite? No, never. That's so gross. Never. All right, lunchbox, good story.

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H-E-L-P. BetterH-E-L-P.com. Bepterhelp.com slash Bobby. Socially, I'm a pretty awkward person, I'll admit it. And sometimes I say things like in real life. And I'm like, oh, why did I say that? But I don't know. Your seems way more awkward than anything I've ever asked anybody.

Yeah, I've had my adopted kids from Haiti for about five years now. And this has happened to me before, but it was a long, long time ago. And anyway, my son and I are in line at the store. And the person behind me asks, like, he, he, the person here, Stephen's and say, hey, mom. And she's like, oh, you adopted? And I'm like, yes, I did. I have two children.

They're from Haiti. We start having this conversation. By the way, Amy's white and her kids are black kids. Yes. You're a white person. They're black. Right. So it's not the automatic assumption that I'm their mom, unless someone hears them say mom.

And then she just straight up said, oh, wow, we're, like, were you not able to have your own kids or why didn't you do that? In the grocery line. Good news. I was, I just. Who asked that in the grocery line? Right. I'm just

I have no words it sort of leaves me a little bit speechless other than I don't think they're really thinking it all the way through I handled it I answered honestly

I just said oh well you know what we did try that at first and then we weren't able to and I said but everything worked out exactly how it was supposed to

and then he can hear that and I have my kids and your son is right next to you can hear this question thank goodness it's candy right there He's a little distracted. Like, oh, am I going to get Butterfinger?

But, I mean, yes, he's there. And I'm sure he picks up on that sort of thing. So anyway, it's just he knows, though. And he heard me say everything worked out exactly how it was supposed to. And that's all that matters is that he feels loved. Were they being judgmental when they asked that or genuinely curious? To me, honestly, it seemed like curiosity. But at the same time, you should know.

Again, it's that socially awkward. It's like you should know that we shouldn't ask. women or men if they've got like what the deal is. Don't anything super personal in the line of the grocery store. That's weird. Just period. Don't go superper. Adoption, one thing, but don't ask anything super personal. Like, hey, why you're so skinny? Hey, you can eat all that chocolate? Dang, that doesn't seem like a lot of it. Hey, why? Yeah. Do you know you can fix that baldness? You don't go anywhere super personal with somebody you don't know. Right. I mean, you never know if someone is

sick or depressed or dealing with something or in my case, like I tried for years to try to get pregnant and it was very difficult. If she had asked me on one of those days that I got a negative pregnancy test for the 500th time, I could have started crying. I can't believe Amy, like, you even gave her an answer. I would have been like straight Nunya. Oh. Yeah, yeah, Nunya business. Get out of my car. I'd have leg swept her, then dumped my cart on her, and walked out of there. What are you thinking? Yeah. Street fighter. Who you looking? Yeah, that's bizarre. That's bizarre. Would you have preferred she say, hey, could you tell me

the benefits of adoption? No, I think honestly, the first time someone said something like that to me similar that I'm thinking of, it was at Target right after we got the kids. And I think they just asked me, like, why did you adopt from Haiti? Or like, you know? And it's like, the kids are right here. And that's a personal decision. I felt like I had to explain myself like, well, I was going to do domestic and we were

going to do newborn. But then I went to Haiti and realized there's older children there that need to be adopted. So we shifted to international. And it's like, I don't owe anybody an explanation. I'm sorry you went through that. That stinks. Well, I say it now. I share this story as just a PSA to not, you know, ask personal questions like that.

Put your hands on your cart. Face forward. It's like my urinal. It's a urinal. You're a dude in a polybathroom. You look forward. You do your business. You get out.

That's it. All right. Thank you. Eddie, if your parents come to town. Because I know sometimes they just show up, right? Dude, they love to just show up. From another state. Uh-huh, from Texas.

That's crazy. How long do they stay? Okay, well, if they had their way, they would probably stay for about two or three weeks. Whoa. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. But I have a very strict, strict rule now, and it is taking me years to get here, three days. Amy, if you go stay with somebody, how long until you feel like you're being a burden? Probably I stay two days or so.

Yeah, I go for like 30 minutes and I'm like, guys, I don't know. Good seeing you. I'm in here way too long. The answer for most people is four days. The cutoff for when it's annoying that someone is staying with you is four days, four nights. Like me and my family, we fight after three days. After three days, it's like, oh, like you're so annoying. Why do you do this?

Why do that? But the first three days is perfect. It's like, oh, my gosh, I miss you. This is so much fun. They say hosting messes with your sleep because the host wakes up early and makes sure things okay or doesn't go to bed or it's checking off folks. guests don't sleep well either. 75% of people say they have to go to bed and wake up at the same time as the host

because they don't want to be rude and sleep all day. Oh, yeah. That's a thing. The best house guests are baby boomers, so if you're older, the poll found that they're the most likely to be considerate and clean up after themselves. And 7% of people,

they say, hide their valuables when they have guests just to make sure that... What are you doing? Four days, that's a long time, though. I mean, but it depends on who. Like, I'm about to go stay with my sister for, like, I don't know, 10 days? I don't even have my return ticket yet. But that's a holiday, right? Like a holiday's a little

different than a random deal. Yeah, true. And also it depends. Do you have a how far away is the guest room? Yeah, sometimes it's not. It's right there. I know. It depends. And do they have a bunch of kids? And are they're kids minding. Yeah. You know, you mentioned the whole sleeping in late thing. When you go to your in-laws, like, do you ever sleep in? Are you the last one to wake up out of everyone? No, I struggle sleeping in general. So when I'm away, I sleep really poorly. But I don't have any sort of fear about that. Like, if I'm really tired and I get a minute, I go take a nap. I won't even tell anybody.

Because there's usually so many people, I'll just sneak off and go to sleep. And then I'll wake up and Caitlin's just looking at me. Like, hey, we're all over here. Family is out there. Yeah, that's funny. I don't care. I don't get much sleep anyways. If I'm able to get it, I get it.

Hey, we need a ruling here. So we were recording some bonehead stories last week. And here's the case on Eddie not listening. And if Eddie doesn't win this appeal, he's on. his level two, which he has to go to a breakfast or coffee place and bark like a dog, right? Yeah, you haven't done that yet? Oh, he's done that one. Oh, he has, he's on level three then. No, no, no, no. No, no. Temporate neck tattoo? No, no, no, no. Oh, he has to circle back? No, no, no, there's no way I've circled back. No, no, no. How have I done all three? Okay, we changed the rules at one point, so he's back. We started over.

We started over. So it'll be 20 bucks again? Oh. No, no. He paid already. So he'll have to go bark at like a dog again. No, no. Okay, here we go.

No, guys. So Eddie, if you lose this, you'll have to go back to a coffee shop and bark like a dog until they ask you to stop. We were doing a bonehead. And the question is, was Eddie not listening while we were doing the bonehead? Do you have the audio, Ray Mundo, this? Yeah, it's hilarious. Is it two clips or one? Just one.

It happens quick. Okay, go ahead. No. But how crazy is it to think, to go into three banks in one day and think you're going to be able to do that? The fact that he would even do one bank shows that he's not thinking the same way we're thinking. Right.

So I don't know how, you know, I can't really get into an irrational mind. But the fact that he wanted to rob a bank is he's already not thinking the way we think. Yeah, I literally just had that. I mean, that was, like, replica. 100, like, carbon copy. You just want to go ahead and say you lost it?

I mean, what's the argument? There's no argument there. You don't want to come up with something? No, this is where you come out. You just say, like, yeah, guilty is charged. Marcy of the court? I mean, just sentence me. All right, you've been sentenced to later this week. You have to go into a coffee place even after the show with a member of the show

and bark like a dog until someone comes and asks you to stop. You know, last time this happened, no one told me to stop. Like, ever. Finally, one guy's like, do you want me to ask you to stop? Yes, please. Please. You have been sentenced. Man, so now he's on the face tattoo.

Your Honor, may I approach the bench? Yeah, go ahead. If I get a doctor's notice and says, that says, like, hey, you have tempered. memory loss. Amnesia. Yeah, something like that. Can I get out of this? Oh, yeah.

I mean, obviously, I didn't hear Bobby say that. I mean, I said it, and you took like a breath and said it right back. Yeah, obviously. It's like I was in your ear. Well, you did say one bank, and he said a bank. Yeah. You have lost. You have a week to serve your...

My lawyer, Amy's talking. No. You have a week to serve your sentence, okay? All right, case dismissed. Oh. A voicemail from Elise in Fort Worth, Texas. Hey, good morning. My husband and I are just looking at the numbers.

and the budget, we're thinking maybe no Christmas presents for family, friends. So Bobby, what would you recommend as far as should we let people know that we're not doing gifts? Should we just not do the gift? We don't live near any family. They all live in other states and such. So thick hassles try to mail everything as well. Would be thankful for any wisdom you might have.

Since you don't live near them and it's not uncomfortable if you don't give someone while everybody else is doing the gift, because that's where it would be uncomfortable. if you're all gathered around and everybody's giving Uncle Chuck something and you don't. It's like, oh, no. We got got last year. My wife and I, we were told, okay, we're getting this one gift for this person that you draw. And that's it because there's too many people and our family. And I'm like, cool, we'll do that.

Well, then my brother-in-law and Caitlin's sister get the uncle a gift and we didn't. And they didn't even threaten. And he's like, oh, thank you. And then he gives us a gift, a nice one. And we're sitting there with thumbs on our butts. Like, we don't even know what to do. We didn't have a gift to give them. That's only in person.

But since you're not there and you don't have it, you don't have to say anything about it. What we'll call attention to it is if you go, we're not sending gifts. Just don't send a gift. You'll be fine. They'll understand. And they'll not even notice. They won't even notice. And if they do, who cares?

If you don't have it in your budget, don't push yourself to buy a gift that they probably won't even love anyway. So you don't know them that well. You're not going to nail it. So here's my advice. Don't worry about it. Merry Christmas. Take care of your family. Since you're not with them, it'd be different if you're with them. I'd say, ooh, you've got to figure something out. But you're good. You're good. Don't worry about it. That's my advice to you. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Okay, so how long do you think you need to be dating if Christmas rolls around in order to get that person you're dating a gift? Any time whatsoever a gift. It doesn't matter. If you now declared we're together, you have to get them a gift. Now, it's how. lavish is the gift.

You've been together a month. It's probably not. You spend a little bit of money. You've been together a year. But if you've been married a long time, then it goes back down. So it's like... Yeah, I agree with that. Yeah, it's like a stock market.

Up! Down! So, but one day, you have to get them something. Well, a poll was taken on dating.com, and most of the users say they wouldn't buy someone a gift for the holidays unless they've been dating them for more than seven months. Well, that's probably while they're all single on that episode. Exactly.

Good point. Because I was like, that's crazy. If you're together with someone, period, if you've decided we're just going to be together, we're just going to date only each other, you have to get them a present. That's it. You have to get people at work presents sometimes. You ain't doing much with them unless you are, then you should stop because you're going to get caught. Okay, what else?

Well, 38% of people say if they don't get an appropriate gift this year, they're going to dump the person they're with. And then I also saw a story that made me think of you, Bobby, because more than half of people worry that they're going to get a, outgifted this holiday season because they see gift giving as a competition. Yeah, there'll be no outgifted me ever. That's right. I take pride in it. So prepare yourselves. Well, everybody doesn't get a gift. Who gets my gift? Morgan? You get my gift, right? No, Abby. Oh, my lucky. You gift to me. That's why you think that.

Oh, okay. You get me a gift, but I get Abby a gift. Yeah. No, you get me a gift and Abby gets you a gift. Yeah. I get Morgan a gift. So you're the lucky one because Bobby's going to buy you something extravagant. What kind of card do you need? Stop. What? He's not going to get her a car. How do you know, Eddie? No.

How much left to get a mortgage your house? Stop it. Oh, that would be a nice day. What else, Amy? I have a list of habits that people started during the pandemic, but they're now permanent. It's just something they do more of, and that's FaceTiming, not wearing as much makeup, not shaking people's hands, eating out at restaurants during non-busy time, so that way it's not crowded and you're not around a bunch of people. buying two of everything when you're at the store for fear that like there might be a short of or something.

Me, it just zoom more. Zoom's not normal. A lot of Zoom. Other than that, anything I started doing to grow myself as a person, I forgot. Oh. I'm out. Yeah. Oh, I got this time.

Now I'm just trapped at home. So I'm going to really individually stretch myself and grow to be a better. No more. I'm back to the old habits. What else? How many songs do you think the raging edits have written? Oh, God. Not just recorded.

Can we count that high? Nothing crazy. I mean 100. Oh my God. 75 to 100. Well, you're on your way because Toby Keith says that you should write about 200 songs before you'll get to a good one. And then 150 more for the second hit. Yeah, we're still waiting for the good one.

Yeah, yeah. You're right 100 more. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's not our main job. I know. We've probably written 100. This was his, I know it's not for y'all, but this was his advice to new songwriters.

Okay. Thank you for that. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good.

Last week, Michigan State Police Troopers responded to a call about a missing 80-year-old hunter. The hunter's wife said her husband had gone hunting earlier. I've been missing for three hours. She became concerned when she heard his gun go off several times, indicating to her that he needed to help. Like that was their sign. If you hear boom, boom, boom, all together, that's me going, hey, Something ain't right.

So the troopers brought in a helicopter and they searched. And they also called in the canine unit and they searched. And there's a dog named Loki who found the hunter near a river less than a mile from his home. He was cold, he was wet. He had fallen into the river. Wow. And he couldn't move anymore because he was so cold and wet. And so he may have hurt his leg when he fell in.

So one of the troopers gets there and gives him his clothes, takes his clothes off. And they took him out of the woods by boat. And they got him there but had the dog. not been there, they probably wouldn't have found him because the cover over the top shielded him from the helicopter. And how cool they had that code of the three shots, boom, boom, boom, like, this means I'm in trouble. How cool that a dog just goes and finds them?

Yeah, that's all of that. Yeah, I would think every hunter then, that shot three times. Up! Let's go in. Yeah, because one time I was... He was like, no, honey, I'm in the bathroom. Oh, I heard three shots. I was hunting one time and I saw three hogs and I shot them all like, boom, boom.

And my dad came and like, what is happening? I thought you were saying. I'm like, no, I saw three hogs, so I shot them all. It's pretty crazy. And he was like, wow, I really thought you were, like, in trouble. So he rushed over to get me. I used to get so cold. And it hit the point where I would just shoot my gun, boom, boom, boom.

And then Arkansas would keep to be like, what happened? I was like, I don't know. There was a deer I shot at him. But now we've, this whole spot's wasted because they know we're here. We probably should get in the truck. Let's go home. Oh, I did that a couple times. I would just get so.

We'd be still hunting, not dogs. So you're just sitting, freezing your butt off. Just sitting still. That's it in a stand. And I'd be like, this sucks. Boom, boom, boom. Yeah, I saw him. Oh, ran that way, but we got to go. We can't sit here now. Biggest buck I've ever seen my life.

Oh, man. Well, you wouldn't say that because then you want to keep looking. Right. No, that's a doe. I didn't have any horns at all. No rack at all. All right, great story. Loki, you're awesome. You're doggy you. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

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And they said, we'll find them. But you get to choose the thief's punishment once we do. Oh. Well, they gave her two options. Five years in prison or deportation. What on earth? The person gets to choose. That's how they do things over there?

That's crazy. Wow. What if we did that here? Oh, maybe not to me. So she said, I just want a wallet back. I won't be making the decision for the justice system. But you get to choose the punishment for your... Let's spin the wheel.

I'd choose deportation. Because I think that's easier than five years in prison. You would choose deportation for them. What if they're family? What if they're not, what if they're from there, though? Can you ever go back? Oh, that's a good question. I don't think.

Not for a while, I don't think. If they kick you out, I don't think you just got a plan to come right back. Because I'm back. Not right away, but I mean, after a certain amount of time. Yeah, that's a crazy story. Any of the place I want to go. No. They only got the World Cup probably because they paid a whole lot of money for it.

which is not supposed to be able to do, but there's no reason the World Cup should have gone there. Let's go over to Amy and get in, The Morning Corny. The Morning Corny! What part of the body always loses? What part of the body always loses? Defeat. Defeat, yes.

That was the Morning Corny. Hope you guys had a great holiday. We're back today. Thank you guys so much. From Cleveland, there were three teenagers. They were eating a Buffalo. Wild Wings, and they decided either before or during the mill, they don't want to pay. So they did the dine and dash.

And so they all run out, and the waitress chases them out. And so she's chasing them. Their car is driving off. She dives onto the top of the cars. Oh, no. So there's just a lot of stuff happening here wrong. One, don't steal. You're stealing.

It may sound fun, but you're stealing. Two, if you're waitstaff, and listen, I've heard from a couple people whose restaurants charge them. Don't work there anymore. Go get a job at a different restaurant. Because most don't charge you if someone walks out on their tab. But let's say you go chase them because you want to pay their bill. Don't, don't jump on a car. Stay a healthy distance and just yell in case they forgot. Hey, yell what? Come back. Hey, did you forget to pay? Don't jump on the car because what happened is they saw her, they drove into her. Oh no. She's on the hood of the car. Oh, boy. Holding on, like in the TV shows, they sped off with her still hanging on, which again, they're both in it so deep.

You're like, well, then don't speed off when the waitress is hanging on to your car, but you're already in. You're committed. You're in the game. This escalated quickly. And so she's hanging on the hood. They're driving. Finally, nobody was injured.

But it was a whole ordeal where people could have died in that situation. There's just so many wrong things that happen here. Don't die in and dash. I don't watch box to snickering over there because that's what he used to do. Been there done that plenty of times. I mean, listen, it happens. And sometimes... No, it doesn't happen. You act like it just happened. Like, well, one day I woke up and looks like I walked out of a meal without paying. No, you chose to do it. Correct. Yes. And so, you know, but you don't need to... The wait staff sometimes does chase you out, but they've never jumped on the car with me. And so I think it's just crazy to risk your life for a meal, guys. It's okay. It's like a white SUV and she is on it. Hold, her fingers are under the hood. And she's on her knees as the car is, like, moving.

Oh. So it's going. It's going so fast that the camera that sees them security-wise is a bit blurry because when they still shot it, the car was moving. So luckily she didn't fall off, hit her head, fall off, get run over. But the whole thing just wild. Those three teenagers in the car are sitting there going, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. And when she falls off, they're thinking, do we stop? No, got to go, got to go.

And then they're sitting at their house going. Can you imagine she just jumps on? Ah! Sean! And you know there's one going, stop the car! Stop the car! The other two are going, go, go, go, go! No, we're in trouble.

I already been grounded once this month. That is a crazy story. Don't go back. I want to play a voicemail. This is Elizabeth in South Carolina. Good morning, Bobby. Morning studio. Thank you for putting the curse on Clemson.

Go, Gangunk. Beamer Ball, baby. We did it. Woo! I hated to have to do it earlier this season. I know. But I did put the curse on Clemson when they had no losses. And now they have two and they lost to their arch nemesis.

And one that didn't have the record they did. Now, if I could say the other coach, Coach Beamer from South Carolina, came on the show willingly. It was lovely. He did the opposite of what. Just came on. It was so generous. We hated to have to curse Clemson.

Not Clemson as a, just Davo. Well, he's the leader. He is the leader. And if Davin wants to call in now and guest, okay, we'll do it. We'll lift the curse. But how much of the season is left? There's ball game. They have a big one too.

He should come on. That's right. I hated to have to do it. I have nothing against Clemson. But I had to curse Dabo. And I said when I did it, it probably wouldn't happen today or tomorrow, but it happened. It was a big game. And against the coach that called the show, and did the show.

That's perfect. I hate it for him. I hate it for them. But Elizabeth, thank you very much. I come in today a little tired. I mean, we're probably all a little off our schedule. because we were gone for Thanksgiving, but Mike D and our lovely wives

went to watch Brett Eldridge last night at his Christmas show. Oh, nice. So all night. Holy night. Is that why you've been singing Christmas on morning? Have I been? Yes.

Yeah. Well, here's what happens. You go and he does it so effortlessly that you get home and you think you can do it. Oh, boy. And so, Caitlin and I get home from the show last night and she's like, what are you doing? And I was like, I don't know.

I think I can kind of, you know, I can't do it as good as him, But, you know, I mean, I started to get jealous, too, because she's like, dang, he's so good. And I'm like, yeah, he's a singer. What do you want? Yeah, you're good at other things. I bet he's, I bet he ain't funny. You told her that?

Yeah, but he's not as funny. And so, and then I'm home, and I'm like, uh, silent night. I'm just trying it out. I'm like auditioning next to her. She doesn't know. I'm like, holy night. You have a tucks on. She's like, is that in your head?

Is that in your head? Is that in your head? Or you just, it's like, no, I'm just, holy. All is calm. All is bride. She's like, shut up. Enough. Why are you doing runs?

Because I was trying to flex it a little bit. Around young virgin, mother and child. He like shut it down because he has horns. If you get a chance to go to Brett's show, wherever he is, he's doing the Christmas show. And I'm not a Christmas guy. You know, Christmas wasn't always my favorite holiday. Rarely was.

But, and I don't really, like, look forward to getting in the Christmas spirit. But that'll do it. Mike, I know you're not really like, Mike had very similar childhoods, basically being broke. And so we don't really love Christmas either one of us. No, not at all. But at the end of that show, you want to go full Christmas. Yeah, I was ready to go full Santa Claus.

Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, like represent for the real Santa Claus and, like, walk around and be like, I'm his ambassador. It was awesome. So you should go, what was the highlight for you? Anything? Definitely the ending when he just sang with no microphone, he did the first Noel, tore down the house. I was like, Love First, Noel. And then I started thinking,

I can do like pennies in heaven. You know, ate so much at Thanksgiving. I can't even pull my underwear up to the normal spot. Now? Today? Well, the last couple days because you know your underwear sits in a normal place. Oh, yeah. But ate so much.

I'm so bloated still that it doesn't go all the way. So then I pull it up a little more. And it's like it's got to, it's just difficult. It's difficult. I promised myself I wouldn't do that. But then I got to the point where then I started talking to myself. that I already talked to myself. And I was like, hey man,

yo, what's up? You know how you told yourself if you're not going to go crazy? Yeah, yeah, I remember having that conversation. Well, you didn't know they were going to have pecan pie cheesecake. Well, that's true, that's true. I didn't know that.

And I made this deal before we had, I knew paca. So why don't you just go to town on it? All right. And then I went. And I went hard for like two days nonstop. So mind it where we won't come up to the normal place, but I'm going to get it back before the end of the week.

But the difficulty was, because we had planned out our trip, We were going to road trip from Nashville, which is where we live now. We're going to go all the way to Oklahoma and one shot to Tulsa for Caitlin's family. Nine hours on that drive. Long drive, but you can do it in a day. It's right about the edge of wanting to kill yourself. So, but not totally.

Oh, boy. Right. Yeah, it's close. Like 10 hours, you're like, oh, my God, you can't go anymore. So we're like, let's go. So we dialed in. We're on the way. And it's about three or so from here to Memphis. and it's probably two hours into it.

And I'll drive probably 75% of the trip. But Caitlin will drive you the 25%. Mostly my feet get tired from pushing the pedal. Wow. Oh, man. Do you ever use cruise control? Sometimes, but I'm so, like, anal that I'm not going to be... I don't know.

I like to control it. I like to gas. It all needs to be right in my house. You're not really a cruiser. I'm not. In life... Yeah. Yeah, I don't even cruise in life.

No, no, no. It's just not my style. So we're going and I'm like, all right, you want to trade. for a little bit and I wanted to eat. And so we switched over and I was like, I'm going to sleep for a little bit. She's like, okay, cool. So I lay back. I wake up and we're going slow. I'm like, what are we doing? There's cars everywhere. She's like, I don't know. We just started slowing down. And so we can't see and there are no exits anywhere. And we're in a place where there's no cell. There's like 45 minutes of that interstate, 45 minutes to an hour, even

driving normal. There's no good cell. It's like one bar of LTE. Who are we the pilgrims? Holy cow. It is kind of weird that happened. Yes, on the interstate. Yeah. They think I'm on the knee to the Pinta and the Santa Maria. No, I need cell phone. And so we're there in one hour of sitting there. Turns into two hours of sitting there.

Sitting. Sitting there. Turns into two and a half hours of sitting there. Oh. And I'm like, what's going? Are we not going anywhere? And so I get out of the car because we're just sitting there. It's like a scene from Walking Dead or everybody's just like out of their cars.

You think people are going to start eating each other? And so I'm at talking to a truck and I'm like, do you know what's going on? He's like, oh, I don't know, man. I think there's an accident or something up there. I was like, yeah. And Caitlin's like, get in the call. What are you doing? I'm like, I don't know.

We may be here for a while. You might as well start forming our alliances now in case this turns into some sort of apocalyptic situation. And so we were there sitting for three hours. And finally, after three hours of sitting, they go, all right, the trucker goes, okay, they're going to start moving us a little bit to a side road because he had his. Yeah, they communicate. And I was like, all right.

They move us to a side road and somebody gets to an accident on the side road. Oh. What? We were stopped or slowed for over four hours. That's crazy. Do you know the original cause yet? It had to be an accident because it wasn't construction. And so we couldn't even get on it because I would have just searched it on Twitter or they would have had an update.

But we had no. Again. They think I'm Christopher Columbus? What's happened? There's nothing. And so we're there for four hours. And so we're not going to drive for, we're not. I'm gonna sit for four and then drive for nine.

So we stopped over in Arkansas. I just spent the night. But it was misery. Yeah. Thank God we had gas. Oh, yeah. If we were in the, thank, I'm, again, I'm so anal about having, if it gets to half a tank, it's empty to me.

So we fill it back up. So, you know, Caitlin, Amy, they don't mind going down to where you're supposed to. Yeah, because even on a road trip. Yes. Yeah. Most people. Like. Yes.

Yes. exact situations. Okay, okay, okay. Well, yeah, and I love that your first thing is, like, get out of the car and start forming alliances. Yeah, just in case it's time to, yeah. You better believe it. Yeah. And see, if a winter storm hits, I got a trucker buddy, he's going to let us sleep in his cab up there. So we stayed the night in Little Rock, and then it set us back a day on everything. So we wake up early next morning. We get there in time to Oklahoma in time to have Thanksgiving dinner. We spend one night, we drive back to Arkansas. We see Arkansas Keith, have dinner with him. We spend one night, we see him a sister, and then we drove back. And so it was just like,

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. But it's still good, but man, it was just a nightmare of not knowing how long you're going to sit on the highway. If we knew, if it's like an hour delay, we'd been like, well, this is unfortunate. Or if we'd had sell, most of I just wanted to watch Netflix. You could have been entertained. I'm like two episodes back on Umbrella Academy. And I have them all. That's the real reaction caught up.

No, I just wanted to know we were trapped for four hours. But it was great. And we go, and, you know, it's the first time of this late fall, winter season that you see. a lot of family members he haven't seen in a long time. And so I hadn't seen Caitlin's grandfather. Remember Caitlin's grandfather who had COVID real bad? They thought he was going to die. But as he was in the hospital, that guy robbed his house.

Stole all his guns. Stole all his guns. He said he got like his fifth. I think they stole like 30 guns. He got his fifth gun back. And it's been over a year. And he has to buy him back. What?

No way. Well, because what's the pawn shop going to do? Lose money on it? Yeah. Sorry. But they didn't. don't. They didn't do anything except buy a gun and then it gets a do. And, you know, an alert comes up. It's been registered. So then they sell it to him. But he has five back. And he's like 80, 83 or 84. And he's a coach. And he's in the Oklahoma Coach's Hall of Fame, which is a big deal because he's been a coach forever. And he told me to say this. And it's the only person I take requests from. I wrote it down here. He said, happy holiday season from Coach Parker to the past, present, and future Lady Panthers. Wow. That's cool.

That's right. And so I wanted to say that. But that was it. We go and also Arkansas lost and a humiliating loss to Missouri. And that's pretty terrible. Why humiliating? Is Missouri? Bad question?

They should have won that game. Missouri football? Yeah. Yeah. No, we're not either, I guess. We just figured that out, I guess. It makes me miserable. I mean, it makes me want.

I still woke up this morning just angry at the world. Not because of Missouri. God love them. they're trying. And I like their coach. He's been very nice to me. Sometimes we'll DM a little bit. We have to curse him.

Now, don't curse him. No, we don't want to curse him. But, yeah, I can talk about that in a different deal. But it was good. Thanksgiving was good. A ate a whole lot back here. We're safe. That's all.

You know, Merry Christmas now. Yeah, it's Christmas time now. We're in that mode. Yeah, it is. Full-blown. Your Thanksgiving? Yeah, no, it was awesome. We went to Texas and saw some

family and a bunch of friends and yeah, ate a lot of really good food and the travel was easy. We made the decision. Why would you say it's so loud and proud? It's the easiest travel we ever had in our whole life. We got an airplane. It was so easy. They gave us an award. Easiest travelers.

Okay, okay, okay. I, no, it has nothing to do with your story. Only my gratitude for the fact that things, you know, traveling in the holidays is hard. But we made the decision to fly home Saturday night instead of Sunday, which was the best decision ever. Because you know, Sunday was probably crazy.

How do your kids being from Haiti feel about American Thanksgiving food? They don't like it at all whatsoever. And, you know, the past three years, and, you know, they've been here for five years since, you know, they came over. And I've been hosting. So I know, and I've got food prepared for them, this is the first time in a while that we've had it at someone else's house. And so, you know, I tried to talk to them.

No plantains. I tried to talk to them ahead of time, like, hey, if you don't like something, because especially my daughter, She's brutally honest. She's just blunt. We love that about her. I do love that about her. I don't want her to change, but I just said, you know, just try your best and don't really say anything.

Just try to just, you know, nod or something. And she was asked by the host like, hey, Stasira, what do you think of the food? My best friend from high school's dad. And she looked at me, and then she looked at him and she goes, you don't want me to say. I knew that that was her being confused because she's like, I want to say something, but mom told me not to say anything. So now I'm just going to tell him You don't want me to say

So I thought well, okay, here we go I'm just going to let her speak her mind Eddie, where'd you guys go? We stayed here, we didn't go anywhere And I fried my own turkey And dude, I'm telling you, I've probably fried I don't know, six turkeys This was the best turkey I've ever made

It was so good Why were you sitting in your back porch In a bear costume though? That's just my Halloween bear costume And it was kind of chilly So I decided to wear it. I wear it now as kind of pajamas Because it's like a onesie

It's a fuzzy onesie Yeah, it looks like a bear And dude, I didn't realize that I'd worn that all day. So I went outside and I was doing stuff in the front yard. And neighbors would walk by and start laughing. I'd wave to him like, I don't know what they're laughing at. Because I forgot I had it on. I had it on all day.

What's what called? Furby. That's it. Oh. What's a furry. Yeah, I think you are one. You should get in one of those chat rooms. Furry.

Yeah. I don't know what that is. All right. Lunchbox yours? We went to North Carolina. It was okay. I mean, the food was all right. I mean, we didn't even have rolls.

I don't know what kind of Thanksgiving. It doesn't even have rolls as sides. but I mean the food was good. It was fun. Nice weather. Why was the food? Did somebody cooked the food or did you go pick up? No, no, we cooked the food. It was it? It was all right. Did you cook it? No, I didn't cook it. But I said we. You got like you in your mouth in a pocket? Well, no, no, my wife's family. You know what I mean? Like my mother-in-law and sister-in-law and

how was that with the mother-in-law and the father-in-law? Because you say she flirts with you. Yeah, I'm starting to think that the father-in-law was trying to send me a message. Because he's the one that rented the place. He was a four-bedroom. But it was really only a three bedroom with an office, there was no bed in there. So he put me on an air mattress the whole weekend. And he's the one that paid. So he's the one that said, oh, you're sleeping in this room. You're in that room.

And so I'm thinking he's like trying to send me a message like, hey, I see my wife digging you, but you need to back off. Don't even think about it. You think that's why? Or do you think it was just a coincidence? But why would he put you, I thought you were like, Mr. Pants. You wore the pants in every family, every. But when he pays for it, you know, and we were the last ones to arrive.

Did you ask to split it? it at all? No. Why would I you want to pay for it? Pay for it, buddy. I didn't do like a, hey, can I chip in? No, even not even offer. Didn't even think about offering. Like, did you take them a gift just as a thank you?

Yeah, my presents. Like, you're getting presents, that's nice. No, no, my presence. Like, I was there. I didn't take them any. Why would I take them anything? Well, they did pay for a whole cabiners. Right, and it was nice, but literally, I was on their mattress and I was like, man, the whole weekend I kept thinking.

Would you have chipped in, though, to get a bed? Yeah, I would have chipped in for a bed. Was your wife on the air mattress with you? She was on a separate air mattress. Ooh. Wait, you didn't even put them together? No, small. It was the office. It was small. It wasn't a lot of room. We had me.

How many nights you do that? What? Wednesday night, Thursday night, Saturday night. How many nights? Four nights on an air mattress? You didn't like rotate beds? No, no, no. There was no rotating. Huh? He's sending you a message. Maybe he was. Yeah.

Boss. I really thought he was sending me a message. saying, hey, like, my wife may be digging you, but don't even think about it. I don't think that was the message. Not that I'm thinking about it, but I'm just saying, like, all weekend, I kept looking at him going, man, he's watching me. He's got an eye on me. Well, so did the mom? Back in the day, you challenged that person to a duel,

and that person ends up dead. Well, or either dead. Or room in the roost. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, we got to jump because we're out of time here, but I hope everybody had a great Thanksgiving. Hello, good morning. Glad you're here. Let's go and do the news. Bobby's Big.

Stories. A drunk Utah man is accused to go on Buzurik on a jet blue flight, holding a straight razor to a woman's throat. What? While telling her husband to get the blank out of here. First of all, how do you get a razor on? Yeah. You know how we've talked about it?

Sometimes they just don't pick it up. Crazy. I got a water bottle through. Oh. Did you hold it up to someone's neck? No, but I mean. Wow. Get her, boys.

No, no, no. But yeah, the other day, I was shocked. Yeah, sometimes they just missed. Merrill, Fackerel, 41. from Utah was charged Tuesday with carrying a weapon on an aircraft and assault with a dangerous weapon on an aircraft. Fackerel was seated in a window seat next to a married couple engaged the wife in a long and varied conversation while their husband watched a movie. The suspect also had several alcoholic beverages during the flight. At some point, the woman put on headphones and was watching an in-flight movie.

She later said she could hear her seatmate muttering to himself before Fackerel put his hand over her screen and told her to pause the film. That's creepy. Yeah. She took off her headphones and realized that he had his hand clutched and what was in his hand looked like a knife inches from her skin at her throat and neck area. He then stood up and began yelling, she's going to be okay. No one needs to worry. When someone starts screaming, no one needs to worry, I worry.

Yeah, we're all worried. Because I didn't know I was supposed to worry, but now you're telling me not to worry and I worry. So the husband went to the front of the aircraft to get help from a flight attendant, and the wife lunged for the aisle to escape. The crazy guy, Fackerel, I'm saying. this, not the news story. The crazy guy reached out and tried to stop them

by grabbing me by the shoulder. The weapon was secured. I wonder if there was a beat down. Oh, I hope there was. Because I for sure would get a couple kicks in from afar. Oh, yeah, yeah, once he was down already. I'm not trying to hurt my hands

or have an option for him to get me, but once he's down, it'll probably get a little kick in. Yeah, that's from the New York Post. Really, that's a crazy story. Next up in the news, a woman drops her iPhone into the ocean and gets it back and working 460 days later,

this bull crap. Come on. I've dropped mine in the pool, for and they're like, it's totally waterproof. And you know what? It kind of works after that. It's like, there's like a little bubble in it or something. Yeah, it still works. There's like little bubbles in it and it doesn't quite connect the right way. But her name's Claire. She couldn't believe she got her phone back. She was paddleboarding on August 4th, 2021 off the coast of Haventh, Hampshire when she fell off her board, she dropped her iPhone, thought it was gone forever. November 7th,

the local dog walker found out on the beach because it had washed up. The phone apparently washed up pretty close to where she had went in the water. They got in contact with her. The phone worked perfectly. That sounds nutty. Yeah, it was in a... You know, like when you go to a water park, you put your phone in a waterproof pouch or whatever.

Oh, they should lead that and put that in the headline. Yeah, that's... Okay, I thought it was just the phone was... Me too. But still. I was going on a whole... No, not but still. Well, 400 days in the ocean?

Yeah, but that waterproof pouch adds a lot of security to the phone. But still 400 days, though. Yeah. It was a long time. It's salt water, too. I'm impressed by the pouch. I want to get one of those. It's not even about the iPhone.

I'm like, that's a heck of a pouch. How do I get that? Yeah, they should put that in the head. The headline. Yeah, the header should say, woman's phone survives because of great pouch. And no one's going to click on that, man. Yeah, that's true.

That's true. From the Daily Mail, I was reading about this family and they let their kids just play with toys on YouTube and it's made them millions of dollars. It is a massive channel. So the child stars on this channel, Vlad and Nikki. They have more than 90 million subscribers. Hey, Scoobah, Steve, do your kids watch

Vlad and Nicky? Not by choice. It just always pops up. And I've seen the content on there. I just personally don't like it. I think it's garbage. So I block it. And then somehow YouTube finds it in another language. I have to block that one. And then another language. And I block that one on my 25 languages deep of blocking this channel. They're cute kids. I mean, there are 90.3 million subscribers on their page right now. It's two boys. And they're making millions of The family live in a $13 million mansion in Florida, and they make about $312,000 per video playing with these toys. So stupid.

What you got to do is get replacement kids. They'll look just like them. Yeah, because they're going to run out of money. Well, they're going to get older. Awkward, aged, and they're going to be 11 playing with like a 2-year-old toy or sucking on a pacifier. You're like, buddy, that doesn't work. So you switch them out with kids to look just like them.

You never mention it. But can they evolve and play with 11-year-old toys? But I don't think kids that age will want to watch them play. It's not about watching. It's about the whole thing. What toys they're playing with, the age that they are. Oh, man, this family, they're driving Ferraris. It's unbelievable.

I'm so jealous. Of them? The Ferraris? The Ferraris, the house, the everything. I mean, just for having your kids play with some toys on YouTube, boys, I guess what? We're going home, we're going to start building some Legos. Why don't you put a diaper on and play with toys?

Yes. You want views? Yes. You wear a diaper. It looks like Baby New Year. or a diaper and just play with kids' toys and never come out of character. Okay.

How long are these videos? I mean, I need companies to send me some toys and I'll start playing with them. I will get you toys if you will do baby new, like in a diaper. 100%. 100%. For 10 minutes. Oh, you know there's people that love it.

Okay. What do you want? Legos? All different toys. Whatever's going to get me millions of views and millions of dollars. I can't promise that. But I can promise you that I will get you toys if you're in a diaper. I'll look at the toys they get and we'll get those.

If you wake up, And you go to work 9 to 5.5, they say your body can best handle alcohol at 5.30 p.m. The reason is because your liver metabolizes alcohol most efficiently and can detoxify your body quickest in the early evening between 5 and 6 p.m. So if you need a drink, they say have it then because it will decrease the effects of a hangover the next day. Happy hour. Happy hour, yeah. Yeah, what about 1.30 a.m. Right when the bar's closing, shot, shot, shot.

But you got to go to work, though. Not on Saturday. Sleep, eat, drink, dream by Jennifer Ackerman has that. The fastest fix for stress Lightly bite a pencil, pin or even a chopstick Researchers found that Putting the objects across the corners of your mouth Can reduce stress dramatically in just 60 seconds

That's why most people bite a pencil When taking a test without even knowing they're doing it Because it provides them relief And it reduces test anxiety That's from women's world I can't chew on wood That just makes me feel That's like nails on a chalkboard

Well to me it's not Oh yours is a texture I can't do it I just if it's been in other people's hands I struggle with it Like the grossness of it But you could do it like a pin cap maybe Yeah plastic's fine

Like a chopstick Oh my gosh get that out of my mouth I could boil a chopstick And then do it Cleanse it very well Yeah scrub it down I was watching TikTok videos and they talk about how to

Use the bathroom If you're like bloated or you can't go Number two there's a thing So if you do your hand Like hold your hand out like you're holding Number five But spread your fingers That meaty spot between your thumb

and your pointer finger right there. They say if you take your hands and you rub them together where that thumb goes into it, like you rub that thumb into it. And if you do that for three minutes, that spot is supposed to help you go number two. Never knew.

I tried it this weekend. I struggle with just using the bathroom. Sometimes I go three or four days not using the bathroom. But I don't know that I was a good person to try it because I have issues anyway. But there were a lot of people on TikTok and doctors going, yes, this spot is directly connected

to something in your bowels. Dude, I'm not kidding. When I just tried that, I felt like going to the bathroom. Okay. He said you had to go three minutes. No, no, no. Just that one second,

I feel like I need to go right now. You should go or get on TikTok and you can look it up and see the videos. I'm not making it up. And I was also like, okay, this is one of those where they want to trick you.

Yeah. But there were multiple doctors on there and I looked at their pages that were going, yes, it's connected to it. Reflexology or something? Yeah, I don't know. Don't do it, Amy.

Because they say like, no, I did something, Like one time I want to do something to my kidney And I was supposed to press something on my foot I think people just see you coming Next up Be sure to limit your kids' VR time If you get them any sort of

Virtual reality Which is one of the ways is an Oculus They say And this is why I don't play as much anymore Because if you wear them for Over an hour, hour and a half You get basically seasick And it takes a long time to go away

So it's actually called cyber sickness And it happens from kids 10 to 19 and me, apparently, but I get motion sick crazy off anything, but it's from virtual reality, a research publication. They say, just limit your kids, not because of like screen time. We're like, oh, you want them to go experience the outdoor world.

It's like they will get sick and they can't shake it. And so I would know that if I were to wear the Oculus, because I would play, we'd play mini golf or we'd play paintball or whatever the game was, me and some friends, I would know that when I get on this, that at the end of, I'm going to have fun with it on, but I'm going to feel terrible afterward

for an hour and a half, two hours. And then I said to my wife, is this what I like to drink? Like, you know it's going to be fun for a little bit. But then you're afterwards, you're like, why did I do that? I feel terrible. And she was like, I think that's the analogy. But yours happens to be put putt put on a VR. A little different.

22-year-old dogs named the world's oldest by Guinness World Records. So Gino, a California dog, 22 years old. That's pretty crazy. It was adopted at two years old and has been with them for 20 years. That's so cool. That's from UPI. And then finally, Avatar, that movie, the sequel, needs $2 billion just to break even. Hey, Mike, are they doing 3D on this movie?

Yeah, they have a 3D showings. Ugh. Is it have to be 3D? No, I got 2D tickets. But is it supposed to be experienced in 30D? That's the whole thing behind Avatar, the way it's shot. It's supposed to be experienced. But that was like 2014.

It's very late, yeah. And speaking of making you sick. Yeah, you can't do that, bones. Well, I went to the first one. in 3D. In 3D. And I had to keep one eye closed because my right eye doesn't work at all.

Yeah, that's not good. And then I need glasses. So I had to put 3D over my glasses. It's just a whole situation. I got like nine letters. You know that Joey and Friends thing where he's got on all the clothes? He comes over and he's like,

I'm wearing all your clothes. Could I be wearing any more clothes? Are you excited about this, Mike? I'm starting to get more excited. I saw another trailer for it and I think it's going to be pretty good. It needs two billion bucks. It needs to be one of the biggest movies

of all time just to break even. Yeah, they've been working on it for 10 years. Don't you just cut your losses at some point and be like, you know, it's going to take too long, and nobody really cares. Because I don't know any passionate avatar people. I bet he's starting to feel like that, like, ugh, is it going to make any money? Yeah, okay. Or maybe he's so old, he thought he would die before it was over. He'd be like, let's just keep extending it, and then after I die.

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What can we do for you? I needed some advice. All right. Let a rip. My husband and I have been married for two years, and recently his work added some more employees to the payroll. Some girls were added, and naturally they have to work together. Well, the problem we're having is over Thanksgiving break, we were all for. five days and every single day he brought up this one girl and while we were Christmas shopping

he found some things that reminded him of her that were like small things like they had talked about like gingerbread cookies and whatever he bought them and he took them to work this morning and I don't know how I feel and I don't want to be a clingy wife because he's never done anything to make me feel jealous. So I just need advice on how to respond. I'm glad you called because I think, listen, we don't know you, so we don't have bias because we're friends with you. It's very uncomfortable for you,

and I'm sorry that you're going through this uncomfortableness with him at this time. I would be worried if you caught him doing it, and he wasn't telling you he was doing it. So that's where my real, it's annoying. First of all, I'd be annoyed. Anna, but I think he's just saying how he feels right now because she's probably new. Maybe if there was some dude that he like hit it off with and was better, this could be a similar situation.

But the fact that he's talking about it outwardly is a real game changer here. That's a good point. Yeah, I had that thought. Because if he wasn't and he's doing this stuff and you're noticing things and going, what's this for? And then he's like, oh, well, it's for this new person at work. And then you find out. That's a whole different story.

And we'd be telling you a whole different thing. So I'm going to give you a semi-satisfying answer in that give it 30 days. He'll be tired of her crap too at work. Same if it were some dude, he was the coolest guy ever. Because sometimes you meet a new friend, and it's not romantic infatuation, but it's just like an infatuation. I'm like, oh, this is super cool. Maybe I have a new friend.

They're with, we get along great. I don't think you have anything to worry about because he's a dumb dumb for do it for, bro, stop. Bring it up how it made her feel? Not yet. Not yet. After 30 days. Should she be like say, hey, let's go, let's go have dinner with her. Or like, let's, I want to meet her.

You can. But I would, if they just started, I would give it a week or two. I think you'll start to see it subside. I think it will go away. It's just a new person. It very easily could have been a dude that he's like, man, Trent really loves it. He's a big Power Rangers guy. And you can be weirded out by that.

But also, I don't think there's anything to worry about. as far as the fundamentals of your relationship. It's annoying. You can't even say to him, hey, you sure do talk about her a lot. Now, I don't know how defensive of a guy he is, but I would probably just give it a week or two. Watch him.

And if it starts to go secret and you notice he's doing stuff, then I think that's a real conversation. But you're okay. He's just an idiot. He's not a bad dude. He's just an idiot. And all guys, we're all idiots in one way or the other. And it shifts, too.

We may be an idiot in this way today. And we fix that. But it's like water. And you move it. It just goes over to another place. It doesn't go away. We're just an idiot somewhere else. So, Anna, everything's okay.

I absolutely understand your concern. And I know why that you would feel uncomfortable. But I would say for right now, I think you're all good. And I think he probably loves you very much. And if he was trying to do some shady stuff, he wouldn't be talking about it outwardly. Yeah. And he has a lot of friends that are girls. So it's not abnormal.

I mean, he just, he's a friendly guy. But I'm just, he says that he likes her and she's a cool person because he reminds, she reminds him of me. Okay. And I'm like, weird. And I'm like, what? But you know, but I'm just going to tell you again, this is just idiot thinking he's being sweet, but not knowing he's an idiot. Because what he's doing is going, you're my wife, you're awesome. She kind of reminds me of you.

That's why I think she's awesome. He's going, this is a compliment to you, my mom. my wife. But again, everybody else is going, well, no, no, you don't compare another woman to your wife. Stop talking. Yes. Yes. Sit up, shut up, shut up. It's like, zz-z-z-d-d-d-d-d-d-zpip. So, again, that's him thinking he's complimenting you, but not really knowing how to convey that. So I speak for idiots everywhere. I am one myself quite frequently. So again, he thinks he's complimenting you by going, you're the coolest,

and she reminds me of you because she's also cool. Yeah, that made me feel good. Yeah, I don't think there's any shade. Call us back in two weeks and let us know. He doesn't listen to this show, does he? I hope not. Right now he's like, wait a second. I'm a friendly guy. Every friendly guy now is.

Hey, Anna, thank you. You're good. No reason to freak out. But it is you can put up a small yellow flag in your mind and just kind of watch. Yeah. Thank you for the advice. Yeah. I appreciate you calling and thank you for listening.

Y'all have a good one. Yeah, you too. Hey, good tidings. Yeah. Is that what I say now? I don't know. I think that's what you said. What does that mean?

It means like, have a good Christmas. We don't know. Good tidings of comfort and joy. Comfort and joy. I know, but I've heard that song. I've heard you say it a couple times. Good tidings. What it means to me is like have a great season.

Have a great day. Huh. Okay. Here's a voicemail from Mel in Florida. This is just for Amy. You're at. Acting was superb, truthfully, not that I'm a critic by any means. You actually make it feel like you are actually talking to someone from your heart.

So good luck in your new endeavors. Big acting career. Endeavors. Love it. Here's Danny and Virginia, who's on the phone right now. We'll take a call from Danny about this, and then we'll get to our little opinions here. Danny, welcome to the show. What's up, Bobby Barnes?

How you doing, my man? You know what? I'm doing pretty good. Did you watch Amy's... Well, the movie, I want to say Amy's movie, because then people will go like, I don't see Amy in it. But the movie Amy's in, yes. Of course, well, first of all, morning's studio. Morning.

Yeah, so I watched it last night, actually. I stayed up past, I said about two in the morning watching it. It started off as one of those movies that you put on, like, while you're doing laundry. And it was actually pretty good. The acting was cool, and Amy's part was, I think, it was not big, but it was pivotal, especially because, you know, she represented our heart radio. So I thought it was a good movie. Pivotal.

And what would you say about her acting skills? It was good. She felt like a Hollywood big shot in the movie. Hollywood Big Shot. We like that. Wow. That's a big shot. Yes.

All right. And did you get your laundry done, Danny? I sure did, yeah. That's a boy. Well, I appreciate you calling. Thanks for listening, man. Yes, sir. Of course, Big Sam, man.

I've been listening since, man, a long time. Well, thanks. Hope you have an awesome day. Yeah, good tidings, my friend. Yes, sir. You take care of right. All right. See you later. People are just weirded out when I say that. No one knows how to respond.

I know something from Little House in the Prairie, and I'm like, good talking. Okay. Okay. Amy, we do have a clip of you from Holiday Harmony. This is the movie that came out on HBO Max. Okay. What? I don't know what clip you have. Me either.

Is this a spoiler? Oh, man. No, I mean. No, we didn't hear her acting, though. I know. Okay, Ray. How long is it, Ray? 25 seconds.

I can stop it whenever. Is it? And this is the pivotal bathroom scene? Yes. Okay. Now imagine this. Amy's on the toilet, right? Yeah.

She's not. She's not. Do you want to set it up? Okay, so the main character, she runs into the bathroom because she's upset about something. And I follow her in, and I'm eavesdropping on a phone call because she's in a stall. She's actually on the phone with Brooke Shield's character. And then when she comes out of the stall, I have a little conversation with her to encourage her to, you know, be true to herself. Okay, here we go.

And do you know how many times people have tried to get me to be cuter, girlie, more country, less country. I mean, I can't keep up. But I learned to hold on to my favorite version of myself. So you've got to hang on tight to what makes you, you. You have to remember that's what got you here. And I promise if you do that, Gail, the sky's the limit. Come on.

Wow. The sky is the limit. Uh-oh. Whoa. I almost threw my watch off banging it so hard on the table. Yeah. Okay. Eddie, you watched it?

Yeah, dude, I watched it. I was like, you know what? It's Saturday night. My wife and I were like, let's watch Amy's movie. We lay down, we get on the bed, turn on the movie. Man, it's good. Like, the movie starts off real good. I mean, we started playing a drinking game because they said I heart radio probably about 10 times.

And so, like, we're going to drink every time they say I heart radio. And then about 30 minutes in, hmm. Wait, what? Oh, you passed out. I didn't finish it. You were drinking. Wow. And I want to get to Amy's part.

I don't know if I'm going to re-watch the whole movie Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't watch the movie at all. I fast forwarded Amy's part. Okay, I might do the same thing. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But you could, you could just pick up

where you fell asleep, Eddie, with your wife. I could. Wait, you weren't so intrigued that what was going to happen? Well, I just, it was just a long day. I just wanted to support my friends. I watched her part. Yeah, no, I'm talking about Eddie.

I understand you did the smart thing. You went in going, I'm going to go right to it. Mm-hmm. Eddie goes and falls asleep. Oh, I wanted to watch the whole thing, you know, the whole experience, but then I didn't make it. How did you watch it?

I watched it with family and friends, like all gathered together. And, you know, I was a little nervous. We even kind of, because there was a lot of kids in the room at that moment, sort of fast forwarded through some stuff. You're sexing? No. But it was kind of awkward like I'm sitting there and I could see people like looking around. They're like, hey, can we fast forward?

I was like, yes, of course, like no problem. And then later, I watched it with some other family and we watched it all the way through. But it was cute to watch my kids get into it. And, like, my son went right up to the screen with his iPad and hit record. And he's like, yeah, Mom. And he recorded, like, the whole scene. That's exciting. Yeah, it was a fun way to experience it with close people, you know, back in Texas, like my roots, like safe people, you know.

I mean, y'all are too, but I was Thanksgiving. I wasn't with y'all. Lunchbox, did you? Oh, man, I didn't even have a chance to watch it. I mean, I guess most of all are safe. I must have anyone I even asked. No, look, we're up in the mountains, you know what I mean, TV wasn't there. What did you get back, you think?

Last night at like 7 p.m. Really? Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. So, I mean, we ate dinner. I mean, her scene was 90 seconds. No, no, no, listen, get the kids to bed, unpack the car, take a shower.

No, I didn't take a shower. Dang it, I tried to lie. I'm not going to lie. And then I just watched us, caught up on Survivor. Oh, yeah, there you go. And then I went to bed. But, yeah, I will get to it in the next day or two, I promise, Amy. Okay.

Where do I watch it? HBO Max. Okay. We've only said that. I know we say that, but then I'm like, man, I'm going to have to go to that Hallmark channel and hope it's on the TV at that time. But it's not. Yes. Go and just watch Hallmark.

All day. All day long. Speaking of him saying at that time, my aunt texts me from Alabama and she's like, I missed it. Thanksgiving. Do you know what time it's airing next? Like, you know, because. It airs on HBO too, doesn't it? Right.

Well, I don't know. No way. But it was cute. You think it goes from Game of Thrones to Amy? Come on, let's stop. Okay, guys. That's funny. But I was able to tell her, so in case anybody else is confused,

you get to stream it whenever you want. You don't have to wait. Mike, will you look at the programming guide? I don't think so either. Well, look, you can watch Amy. Gervier's enthusiasm. In her scene. Go ahead.

Next. Amy, holiday harmony. Okay, whatever. It's awesome. I'm very proud of you. It's really cool. And your acting is good. Really?

Yeah, it is good. Sounded good, Amy. Yeah, it's to the point, too. Well, that means a lot because you've acted before, so thank you. But I don't say I'm good. Well, I didn't, I don't say, I'm good either. No, it's good. It's like, when Lany came on Yellowstone, I was like, oh, no, please don't be awkward.

Because, like, Lainie is like, Lany Wilson's a friend of mine. And I didn't want to have to be like, if I watched it, be like, yeah, and then not say anything. And it was good. And I was like, oh, thank God. Because it just makes it easier on me. You do not have to, and then when you were on, I was like, oh, no, please. And I was like, oh, wow, she's good. Oh, thank you.

Yeah, it was good. Thanks. Yeah, it was good. So there's that. Lunchbox, if you get a second. No, I'm going to get a second. I'm going to get a second. I'm going to watch it.

Between watching pregnant toddlers and tiaras, whatever you watch. There's no pregnant toddlers, but 16 and pregnant where they have a... Yeah, whatever the shows you watch. I don't know. They're all kind of... I just thought Lunchbox is a fellow actor you'd want to support. Oh, yeah. What do you think about her acting there?

I mean, it's out of context. It's weird. You know, you're just hearing it. It's fine. But Amy, no, as a fellow actor, I want to support you, but I just, I was busy. How much you get paid for that? Are we saying? Yeah, we are.

No, I asked you a question. I mean, you can answer it if you want. All the actors say that, right? How much they pay? I'll tell you later. No, but like George Clooney talks about how much he makes for his days. Okay. You don't want to say?

I mean, it's not like a million dollars. You know what the fun part was, though? Yeah, the paycheck. How later, like three weeks later, I got a check in the mail because they didn't feed us dinner on time. Boom. Yeah, and it was substantial. I was like, wow.

How much was that check? You can maybe not feed me anytime. How much is that check? In the hundreds. I'm always so curious about money because I never had money. Yeah. So, and now that I've started to make money, I'm just so curious about it all the time. Where I probably ask way too many questions about, I was, I was, I'm not going to say what it was.

But I was with Brett Eldridge last night before a show. And he had on a nice tux to wear. And I was like, how much does who cost? Like, I just asked stuff. I don't think. I just like, how much was that? Because I'm still, I'm trying to gauge stuff still. But I just want to know how much you made.

But our listeners do too. But don't worry about, you don't have to tell them, but you don't want to. I kind of want to know too, Amy. But it would be nice if you just, like, we're like an open book here. Okay. All right. Amy's movie, right after Big Mama's House, too, Amy comes on. Is it really?

That would be cool. Is there really a love scene or you just keep making that up? I'm making that out. Oh, wait, wait, wait. With her in it. What about the cut? Oh, yeah, good. Great.

What about the cutting? Yeah, what happened, Amy? Oh, so I didn't realize it the first time we watched on Thanksgiving night. But then later, I was thinking about it. And I was like, wait a second. I feel part of that scene in the bathroom I had this whole other line where I talked about the record label

and I said and I loved the line I was like listen they're not the bad guys but they don't have to be the bad guys to be the wrong fit and this whole thing about how people I heard you get into character I heard her get into character out naturally

that was cool and it was I didn't notice it right away but then later I was like huh wait a second where was that line probably for time not for not for skill yeah for sure

That was good. That was good. Hey, Mike, I don't want to say it because this is not about me. Mike's looking up on HBO to find your movie. Mike, what did you find on HBO? Yeah, 3 a.m. on Saturday, you can watch Band Slam. Oh, nice. The movie that I'm in.

Oh, Bobby's movie. On HBO? It's a comedy, PG, 1 hour 52 minutes from 2009 in HD. Band Slam. That's actually a really good movie. It is a good movie. It is a good movie. I hate for it.

I still? Yes. Wait, am I going to continue to get? Streaming, no. It's a one-time sitter. The thing about shows now is they don't go into syndication anymore because they just put on a streaming platform. Oh, and yours wasn't a streamer. It wasn't.

Do you remember what you got paid originally? Yes, but I did like five days and I had quite a bit of lines. I had a trailer. I had to like be there for like 10 hours a day. I had a trailer, but only for 14 hours. Yeah, I didn't expect mine to be that much, honestly, like to be there that often. And I was there all the time. And I was like, do I ever get to go home?

I was the opposite of you. I was like, I don't want to be here anymore. This is not my career. I think I got paid over the four days like $7,000 and then I still get checks anywhere from like $9 to every once in a while I get like a $500 or $600 check if it's awesome. They randomly just show up. Okay, Seinfeld.

Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I got a whole wing at the house. I'm just my favorite classic cars. Okay, so here's the deal. Amy, great job. Thank you. We got to go, but let me say this. We'll be in Vegas on Sunday night doing my comedically inspiration.

show. Now, some of the folks that bought tickets for Saturday night weren't able to go to Sunday. So I'm being told it's like 50 tickets available now if you want to come Sunday night in Vegas. So we'd love to see it. If not, NBD, we'll still hang. We'll have a great time. No big deal. Yeah, but you can go over to just go to Ticketmaster. Yeah, Ticketmaster. Anybody? How about? Yeah, just go, Bobbybones.com. And if it's not there, look somewhere else. Try somewhere else. Yeah, yeah, Ticketmaster type of.

Bobby Bones and Sunday night in Vegas. All right, thank you. Let's go talk to Tamara, who is in Indiana. Hey, Tamara, we appreciate you listening and calling. What's going on? Hey, I wanted to recap. Oh, sorry. Morning studio.

Morning. By the way, we don't tell her to say that. Right, Tamara? I mean, I love that you did that because you've heard the show, but we don't, does Abby tell you to do that? Not at all. Okay, good. I don't want listeners to be like, oh, she forgot.

She's supposed to read from a script. No, Tamara's just awesome and listens to the show, and she says morning, and we say morning back. All right, Tamara, go ahead. I'm sorry. Okay. I was fascinated by the woman who called last week about the Chrisley's, and she talked about how she'd been in jail. I was with you. I could have stayed.

You could have stayed on the phone all day talking to her, and I would have listened. But my question is this. What do the Chrisleys, how do they pay back? what money is actually theirs if they stole everything and what do they live off of? Do they pay it back? And how do people get their money back? That's a great question.

And I'm not going to act like I know all the answers. But what I do know is they have to sell their houses back. I know two of them here worth $9 million. And so that money will then go towards what they have to pay back. But it's, you know, lunchbox may know more details about it. No, I don't. And that's why I'm fascinated about it also. but someone did send me a lawyer on Instagram to follow

and I don't follow anybody but I go do look at the person's story You don't follow anybody on Instagram I know and it's like this person breaks it down in normal terms about what the Christley's are going through and I could get into all the weeds but it's Get into a couple weeds Well what's the account

You just don't understand it all And you just said that Yeah that's what I thought I thought you were just kind of gone I really wanted to know a couple weeds I will go and do it more in depth report I will go see if I can learn more But yes there's a lawyer on Instagram

if I can find it Oh, my gosh. That's okay. Just start following people. I mean... Yeah, why don't you follow anybody? I'm too busy. Doing what?

Man, and it doesn't take any time to follow anybody. It does. Because then you look at your Instagram and, oh, let's see what they're doing. It actually takes more time when you want to look something up to type in someone's handle. And you go search every single person. Oh, yeah. Okay, here it is. Here it is.

Here's this person. YouTube. It's like papal. Prison for... How do I turn the camera on? Harvard lawyer Lee is the one that breaks it down. Okay. Look it up.

Okay. And you're just going to let us know? Yeah, I'll look it up. I'll really dive in. I mean, a Harvard lawyer, I feel like that's what he's talking about. So give us a report tomorrow. Okay. On Tuesday.

Yes. Give us a report on the Crisleys. Yeah. Because I also saw they're being wrongly accused. No, no, no. They were found guilty. They were found guilty. I know, but they said, just wait.

Yeah, I would say that too. Just wait. I don't know that was them saying it, but maybe someone in their family. I saw like Ray Lynn going like, this, this is unfair. They're the nicest people. that has nothing to do with the fact that if they were hiding money, not paying, listen, I'd be nice too. Yeah, nice people do bad things.

Yeah, and you know what? One doesn't have to have to do with the other. Things still be nice. Yeah, it can be great. They could have bought you a lot of nice stuff. You know how they bought it? Yeah, so Tamara, we don't know, except from what we've read in the news,

but Lunchbox is going to go deep and steal all his content from some lawyer and then bring it and regurgitate it back for us. Okay. Perfect. I will be listening tomorrow. Thank you, Tamara. We appreciate you listening.

Thank you. All right, bye-bye. Bye. All right, let's go over to James in Clarksville, Tennessee. James, what's going on, buddy? Hey, Bobby. What's up, bud? I just got a quick question for movie mic.

All right, let's bring him over to the mic. Movie mic to the mic. Go ahead, James. He's on now. All right. I just read that they made Avatar 2 and 3 at the same time. Could that be why it's taken 10 years to make? Mike?

Yeah, they're filming 2 and 3 together, and then they have a fourth one coming afterwards, so it's basically been a building process the entire time. Why? Why? Yeah, because I read 3 is coming out a year after 2. Yep. But are you excited about Avatar, James? I just don't know there's passion from anyone about Avatar.

I like the movie from what I remember. I never wanted to watch it again, never talked about it really, other than the glasses. I think it's a very quiet fan base. Kind of like you said, like you don't know any weekend fans, but he's like the biggest artist like streaming. It's kind of that same thing. On the Bobbycast, we talk about how people have massive audiences, but you never hear anybody be like, I'm the big. And I often talk about the weekend. And I'm like, you know what anybody walking are going, I'm the number one, the weekend fan.

But then a lot of people love the weekend. Like they may not be, he may not be their number one, but he's a lot of people's top three. and he streams like crazy and I don't hear people going yeah the new weekend albums out we got to get it on but a lot of people listen to it it's got a billion downloads

so maybe that's what Avatar is and it also does really well internationally in blue countries yeah people yeah all right James I appreciate that question I didn't know that

so I'm glad you asked that yeah no problem all right have a good day yeah see you buddy let's go over and talk to Gail in Arkansas this is about the advice that we were asked about earlier

where the guy with job and talking about a girl that works with them. Gail, go ahead. Okay, I've been married over 50 years. I forgot to say, good morning, studio. Morning. And good morning, Bobby. Thank you.

Thanks for taking my call. Good tidings. I've been married over 50 years, and I do not think it's appropriate for her husband to buy anyone at work, gingerbread cookies after knowing them to be. There has any instances in my life? I hear you. Go ahead. I'm sorry. There's an instances in my life where I've had to, you know, been married 50 years. I've told some people to back off.

Teddy Roosevelt. He needs to have a red flag and not a yellow flag in the back of her mind because it seems totally inappropriate to me. I completely understand. And I would say I would compare it to his other actions. maybe he is very giving to his staff in general. And if he has people to work for him and he buys them, and he's often like, hey, I'd like to celebrate you today by, I don't know. I bought Ray instead of car tires one time.

It doesn't matter. But I do wonder, has he ever been shopping in one of his male co-workers? And he's like, oh, my coworker loves these golf balls. That's, again, we don't know that that's not the case. If he never bought gifts and all of a sudden he was buying gifts for her only, that's a different flag that goes up. I just didn't get that feeling from her. But I don't know the whole story.

I don't know the whole story. Gail, I agree with you. There are a lot of things about this that were odd. And I think I would base a lot of my feelings in this unresolved situation. I'd base a lot of them on what I know about him and the entire body of work as a husband. Because you don't just go, if he's been a good, honest, hardworking, loving husband, all of a sudden some new girl at work he buys her gingerbread crackers. Cheater, divorce.

No. You base it on what he's been able to give you over all those years. And he hasn't done anything right now that constitutes that other part. Gingerbread crackers. Hey, but it could start with first, gingerbread crackers? Second thing? Gingerbread thong. Wow, that's quick.

Yeah, you just got to be careful. He's got to be careful. But, Gail, I appreciate that call. I think that's a great point. And thank you very much for listening. And thanks for giving us your opinion. And one more thing. Yes, ma'am.

I'll give lunchbox to break every once in a while. Thank you. He lives on a break. Thank you. He's breaking right now. He lives on a break. The only time you hear from him is when he decides to work a little bit. We'll be retiring on Wednesday, and I'm going to miss.

I'm going to have to tune in somehow after Wednesday because I listen to y'all every morning when I drive to work. Well, congratulations on retiring. That is all. Hey, come on. I think she buried the lead. All right, Gail. What do you do, Gail? Well, I'm an executive assistant.

for the University of Arkansas for medical sciences. I've done different roles as I've been here at UAMS. but, yep, retiring and I'm anxious. I'm having anxiety attacks because unlike you, I've worked every day since I was 17. I was come from, I've actually met you at Walmart, Bryant, Arkansas. I bought a CD and you and Ray signed it.

And I've got all your books. Well, I'm crazy. Because I've had a similar life like you, I keep up with you and you are an inspiration to me. Well, thank you, Gail. Yeah, I'm retiring. Well, I'm sure it's a lot mentally to retire and it's going to be a big shift, but most important, you deserve it. And I hope retirement treats you well and you can take some deep breaths and I look forward to one day taking some deep breaths. I think I do.

But I don't ever want to retire. Maybe I have to take a day off. Yeah. And she can listen on the podcast. Yes, Gail, thank you. And have a great day, and congratulations. Okay, thank you very much. I love you all.

Thank you, Gail. See you later. By the way, Ray and I used to be in a group called the Raging Fidiots. It's not true. And I told you, as soon as he changed his name to Raymundo, it was going to confuse everyone. Yes.

He's Ray. He's white. I'm Eddie, I'm Mexican. Eddie, yeah, he is. Eddie is. But Eddie's Eduardo. Yeah, I'm Hispanic. Eddie Guerrero.

Ray fake tans, I have a real tan White Eddies? Yeah, but most Eddies are Eduardo. Eddie's short for Eduardo. Oh, I didn't know that. Do you know any white, Eddie Haskell? White Eddies? Eddie Van Halen, he was white. Yeah. But I don't think they're Eduardo's.

Eddie Vedder, he's white. Right. Eddie, you have a white man's name. Yeah. Pennsylvania. Two men approached a woman as she was getting in her car and they said, give me the keys. We're taking your car. She's like, ah! Gives them the keys and they drive off. Drive the car around. They get in there playing some music. They ditch the car. Police's like, man, we don't know who these guys are, but they got some surveillance

pictures of them. They're showing it around. People are like, that looks like Daryl, but I'm not sure if it's Daryl. So cops are looking in the car and the Airplay player says Daryl's iPhone. Oh, he attaches Bluetooth to the stolen car? Attached the Bluetooth to the stolen car, so that's how they got by the tech savvy at least. Yeah. I get it, man. Well, when you rent a car, don't you just go straight to airplay? You got to listen to Jams.

Well, what I like to do is get my perfect playlist. And I think maybe they had a stealing playlist. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He made one. All right, Daryl, turn it on. We finally got one. What's it called? Daryl's playlist.

Daryl's stealing stuff. Okay, is that it? That's it. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. It is time for the good. News Countdown. It's the good news countdown. Counting down the biggest good news stories across the land.

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