The Bobby Bones Show - (Mon Full) Why Bobby Got Emotional On Stage at his ‘Comedically Inspirational’ Shows + Eddie Has An Exhausting Father’s Day + Bobby’s Top 5 90’s Country Music Videos (Day 1)

Episode Date: June 20, 2022

Bobby talks about his two sold out ‘Comedically Inspirational’ shows from over the weekend and it being something he was actually proud of and wanted people close to him to see. He reveals that he got emotional on stage and wondered if that was weird for people to see. We get an update on how all the guy’s Father’s Day were including why Eddie's was so exhausting. All week long, Bobby is sharing what he thinks are the Top 5 90’s Country music videos…today he shares video No. 5.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Thank you. Scooba Steve. I'll check back in later and see what you guys did. I do want to do this, though, because Mike D made a game and I did not get to it on Friday. And we're still kind of in the Father's Day mood, right, everybody? Oh, absolutely. We're still always. Yeah, we're still dads.

Just say yes. Yeah, good. So I'll give you the name of a famous TV dad. all you have to do is name the show in honor of Father's Day being yesterday. Okay? For example, if I said Danny Tanner, you would say Full House.

Correct. Correct. All right, don't miss. We'll play with the two dads here. One v.1. And the winner gets to give their kids to the other dad for a week. Oh, nice. We get a vacation from our kids.

I love this, bones. All right, here we go. Lunchbox. Sheriff Andy Taylor, What show is he from? The Andy Griffith Show. The what? Andy Griffith Show.

Correct. Good job. Isn't that how you say it? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Eddie was looking at me like I was saying it wrong. Well, I think he just stumbled. We all do that.

All right, Eddie. Come on. Philip Banks. That is Fresh Prince of Bel Air. That's correct. Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside. Lunchbox, Dan Connor. Oh, that's Roseanne.

That's correct. Eddie. Tony Macelli. Who's the boss? Wow. Come on. Nice. I didn't think you get that one.

Tony Danza, baby. Good job. Lunchbox. Yep. Stephen Keaton. Oh, man, I don't know the name of this one. I don't know if it's the right. Are they?

I think, man, I don't know if there's the right one. Family ties. Correct. Oh. I bet we've been. Together for a million years. Good job, dude. How's the good one?

Eddie, Dr. Jason Seaver. That's growing pains. Wow! That's the one I was debating between. I can't think of it. You guys are killing it right now. We know our dads. I don't, though.

That's sad. Oh, gosh. You said him up for that. Why did I say that? God, what did I say that? Yeah, Eddie, that ruined it. Next up. Rick Grimes.

That's Lunchbox, right? Mm-hmm. For Father's Day, it's been yesterday. I gave you a famous TV dad just named the show. Rick Grimes, Lunchbox. Rick Grimes. Never heard of them. I've heard of Shonda Rimes. That's not Grimes.

Well, go. All right, Dr. Seuss. Give me something here. Let's go. Grimes. Um, Stranger Things. Incorrect. That's the Walking Day. Oh, man. Wow, yeah.

Eddie, Jack Pearson. This is us. Correct. Wow! Lunchbox. Yep. Jed Clampett. Beverly Hillbillies.

Correct. Oh, that's good, dude. Woo! Eddie Howard Cunningham. Happy days. Correct. Wow! All are on fire.

Only lunchbox is missed. He needs Eddie to miss. Calm down. Lunchbox. Yeah. Alan Matthews. Alan Matthews? Boyme's world.

That's correct. How did he get that? Wow. Because Feeney always says Mr. Matthews. Wow. Wow. Eddie. Come on.

How. Excuse me? The family had no last name on the show. His name was Hal. No last name on the show. His name is Hal. And that would be two and a half men. Incorrect?

That would be Malcolm in the middle. Oh my God. So now we're tied. Wow! This is not good. With two to go. Woo! I like this.

Lunchbox. Yep. Jim Hopper. Jim Hopper? Jim Hopper. Where would you get in the hopper? Something of bull. Boston. Hoppa.

Are you saying Harper or Hopper? Hopper. Hopper, like a bunny. Jim Hopper. Jim Hopper. I know Jim Halpert. Jim Halper. Oh, that's what's sounding familiar.

That's like Jim Hopper. Jim Hopper. Five seconds. Jim Hopper. Welcome back, Cotter. Incorrect. That is Stranger Things. Oh, you jerk.

You are a jerk. He called him a jerk. What do you do? I guess stranger things earlier, and it wasn't it. It's literally on the page in the order it was written. I did nothing about making you guess anything. Man. I know, I did nothing.

Eddie, for the win. Come on. For the win. Martin Crane. Only crane I know is Frazier Crane. But he's not a dad. Martin Crane. So give me Frasier and he's Frasier's dad.

on Frazier. Both are correct. Wow, let's go. Come on. It was on scrambled eggs. Yeah, scramble eggs and scrambled eggs. I never watched Frazier. Was that good? Oh, it was good show. Well, no.

Yes, it was good, but it was on at the same time as Home Improvement. And that's blue collar folks, we watch Home Improvement. We don't watch that fancy Frazier stuff. You know what I mean? Eddie, you're the winner. Play this guy's song here to start the morning. There you. Yeah.

Nice job. I'm glad we played that game. I forgot it on Friday. See, I should not just disregard games. Matter of fact, here we go. Best Valentine songs of all times. All right, here we go. I go through all the old holidays. We never got to a game for. On the Bobby Bones show now. Wendy Moten. Such a big fan of Wendy. I want to start with this and we'll get off of it quickly because

when I had you in my podcast, people were like, I remember her from falling down on the voice. Yes. So what happened? You're on the voice. Are you live or is it recorded? Oh no, it's live. Okay, you're live. What happens when you fall down? Okay, so, so it's time to do our number. you know, you have to get to your spot. And all I'm thinking is I got to get to my next spot. And I fell over the monitor. Just didn't see it. I was like, I got to get up too late.

It was just a perfect storm. What did you hit? The monitor. So your elbow, your face, anything? Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. So when I fell, I fell over the monitor. And I looked over, and my elbow, it was broken.

I was like, oh, wow. Oh, my. That's what something broken looks like. On live TV. On live TV. I'm a meme. I told you. I'm famous.

I'm a meme. Did you cry? No, I did not cry. I want to cry just hearing about the bone situation. And the hand was broken here and fractured, so neither one was working. Did you still perform? I did. Well, you know, well, no, I had already performed.

Okay. Got off the stage. That's when I fell. And then, you know, they took me off and they were like, you know, just terrified. I was calm, surprisingly. And then they took me off and the show was still going. going because it was alive. And then I'm looking at my arm dangling. Can you come back and just say something? I said, after the fall, they want like a redemption, right? Like, I'm good, but you're

really not. Yeah. Right. But they weren't expecting that. They were just wanting people to know that I wasn't dead. And yes, I'm injured, but I'm okay. And I'm glad because, you know, my family lives in Tennessee. You know, my husband is in Nashville. And I was like, I did that to let them know that I'm okay. Yes, I'm injured because I said, yeah, I'm broken, but I'll be back. And let them know that it is serious, but not, like, get on a plane. I'm all right. Are you all the way healed up now? No. I still go to physical therapy three times a week. I can't make a fist. Oh, no.

And, you know, it's just weird. My elbow still won't extend. But I just stay busy because there's hundreds of millions of people with injuries and, you know, bound to wheelchairs. So I did a lot of things. Age, I was covering that on the show. And, you know, hey, at that time I had a disability for at least three weeks, six shows. And, you know, I held a flag for that too. What's Blake like as a coach? Blake is great.

I'm going to tell you why. Because he knew I had so much experience. And he didn't want to get in my way or cloud the situation just because. You know, there was a song that I had a problem with. I think it was Whitney's I'll always love you because she's been my nemesis my whole career and there's only one Whitney Houston and the label of course trying to make me Whitney but you know I had a problem singing it like I couldn't get the notes out it was weird and he was just you know basically telling me don't worry about her just sing it the way you you know like you

you sing it you don't have nobody because all I was hearing was voices saying she's no Whitney Houston which I've heard my whole career and and and that was getting in my head and just kind of told me just, you know, just get those voices out and just sing the song. Wendy Moten's here and we're going to come back. She's going to perform in a second. We're going to talk about her relationship with Vince Gill and playing the Grand Ole Opry. And I feel like this group here is really going to enjoy these stories. On the Bobby Bones Show now. Wendy Moten.

So you were playing the Lincoln Center in New York? Yeah. Where is that? That's in New York City. Okay. The Lincoln Center is in New York City. and it was with the young people's chorus of New York City. They do their fundraiser. And it's with the New York pops.

And, you know, and I was their guests. You get nervous doing that? No. Not at all. Do you get nervous playing the Grand Ole Opry? No, only the first time. What was that like? The very first time you walked out on that stage. The first time, first of all, I couldn't believe I was going to have this opportunity.

Like I said, my little stick is I grew up watching Soul Train and He-Ha, and I love them both. So I was literally making my He-Haul dreams come true. But I was strategic because. Because I was like, okay, Vince, you have to introduce me. I need him to do that. And I needed him to play with me because I know I'm a singer who loves singing country songs, not necessarily country artists. And I didn't have time to build this relationship with the opera.

So I figured if the emperor, which I call Vince the emperor of country music, if he could just like put the sample approval on there, then they can see me in a different light and just keep inviting me in the way that they do. And you invent a very close. Very close. He's a brother. He's like a brother to me. I mean, that's a pretty cool brother,

that Vince Gill is, like, standing there saying, hey, like, he speaks up for you. You know, he's the one that kind of vouch for you at the opera, and now everybody's blown away every time you perform. But Vince Gill, that's a pretty cool one. You've toured a lot as a background singer, as well as being a, what do you call a front ground singer? Just a solo artist.

Okay, you've had a solo artist. And you've sang background for people. Who have you toured with that you've sang background for? I was like I was Julio Iglesias duet partner for over 15 years so I had to sing in four languages you know the whole private plane you know flying to the islands crazy money did that for a long time the plan was to stay for one year and it you know I was learning too much I felt like I was getting paid to learn how to be better how long did you do that 15 16 years wow I know I know he's just longer than usually he likes to keep like after 29 he wants you out of there but like age 29

yeah you know he has a image I got his 29 days. He wants you out. And then, you know, I started at like my 30, and he thought I was in my 20s. I looked younger then. And, you know, I stayed a long time. And I, you know, he's a great, amazing singer and a living legend.

And I learned a lot working with him. And then I toured with Tim and Faith, again, for like 12, 13 years during their arena tours. And Faith, I mean, well, Martina McBride, Vince Gill and it just goes on and on I've just done a lot So if you would sing

background for Tim and Faith If I were like If I were going It's your love What would you do? I go It just does something to You gotta match me though

You gotta really get It just does something to me Oh boy I suck That's too high That's too high That's too high For me too I'm like Oh my God

We need to do something like I love it I want some more Alright, here we go, here we go. I like it. I love it. I want some more of it. I try so hard.

I can't rise above it. Can you hear her? Don't know what it is, but I... Yeah, I was drowning you out. I'm too powerful to sing it. I like it. I love it. I want some more of it.

Okay. I was too powerful for you. No, no, but you know what? I wanted to enjoy you. Yeah, me too. I want to enjoy me too. That's what I'm saying? So you have this album that you made that is so good.

It's called I've Got You Covered. And obviously, obviously, obviously it's a cover album, and Vince Gill produced it and played guitar on it. And so why these songs? You know, I have to tell you, when I tour with Martina McBride, 2014, 2016, I said, I'm saving my money. I'm ready to be a solo artist again, and I'm going to put my money up, and I'll be able to afford anybody.

And I don't know what John Nour is going to be. 2016, and me, Vince Gill, you know, I'm just trying to keep the gig. He's like, you know, you need to be heard. And I was like, I have this idea for a project. he said, I'll produce it and you won't have to pay me. And I said, great, because I can't afford you. And so he brought the guys together. We recorded at his home studio. He picked, handpicked the guys. And he also handpicked the songs the day of the session. So, yeah, I love country music and I grew up listening to some of it. Half of the record, I had never heard of those songs in my life.

And he chose him like that day. And he, you know, was long on his phone, you know, like, going away party or, you know, just some of the others like that. And I was like, can I listen twice, make some notes, and then we sing it? Because, you know, these session musicians are used to listening to it two times and then they make a hit. So half of the songs I knew and half I never heard of until that day of the session. So it's a bit of your interpretation on hearing them fresh. Yes. So here is a little bit of Bobby Gentry, Ode to Billy Joe, here with Wendy Moten right now.

And then she said I got some new from Choctaw. Dave Billy Joel McAllister jumped off the timely hot chair. That's such a good song. That's a good version of it too, like a great version. But that's such a good song. And did you know that one before? I did. Okay.

And, you know, he chose that one the day of. And, of course, you know, I was so naive. I was like, we can take some of the verses out because it's a little long. And he was like, no, no, no, you're going to mess up the story. If you take the verses out. You know, I was just, although I love that song, I really love the movie. And every summer, they would play it in the month of June. That and Harper Valley, BTA.

So, you know, my love for music came from television. So that's how I knew that song. This is a George Jones song. This says, Walk Through the World with me. That's really good. Now, we have a little something here. Maybe you don't know we're going to do this, but would you mind sing a little something for us? Sure.

Do you feel warm? Yeah. Well, I don't know if I'm warm, but I'm going to do it. Well, we got one of your tracks from 1992. I know this song started your career. It's called Coming Out of the Rain. So if I played this, would you hop over in that chair and sing it? Do you still know all the words?

Yes. You guys want to hear this? Oh, yeah. Okay. Go over to that station over there. Okay. This is Wendy Moten. You're not plugged in, are you?

You're good? Yep. Wendy, so put me in the right spot here. So you were assigned to EMI Records, Whitney, Celine, Mariah. Everybody was looking for the, they were looking for the next that, and they were looking for the next that, and they said you're that. Yeah. And so you go and you're like, here we go.

Are you intimidated? No, not at all. I mean, because we were all young at that time, even though Whitney had hits and everything and, you know, Mariah and Celine. It was the era. So all the girls kind of sound that way in the 90s. Well, from 1992, I'm surprising her with it. Coming out of the rain, here is Wendy Moten.

You said, you believe that we'd. Find love Together happily After all You feel that I'm still the one To give you love

And too So bring it home To you never change Come on in a There's a place In your heart Baby come out Come on

Windy Nova I wanted to try my chops The background Sing if I didn't I was too busy playing the piano and I just play the drums. So that's awesome, Wendy. All right.

Like, what happens now? Do your voice like going to hibernate? I don't, you just sang so hard and loud. I'm sorry for singing so loud. No, that was awesome. Like, what do you do now? Do you just go out and get celebrated all day? I don't do anything that well.

No, well, yes, you do. I mean, you are Mr. Bobby Bowman. That's what's up. That's just my Instagram handle. That's only it. So you will know Wendy from a bunch of stuff from playing at the opera or from the voice. on Team Blake and touring all around. You've been on the road a whole lot.

Yeah. Back and forth. Doing shows now, huh? I'm going to be on tour with Vince Gill all summer as his special guest. And I like how you, because I'm going to do that too where I go, hey, I'm going to do something tomorrow. Cheers. I like that.

That's cool. You're building a crowd. It seems much more. Yeah, that's awesome. So she'll be out with Vince Gill starting July 7th all the way through September. And that is, Wendy, that's awesome. I'm super glad you can come in. There's a whole hour Wendy and I did about a.

life. It's on the Bobbycast, and I hope you guys check it out. She's just so delightful, but also so talented, and it's a story of perseverance, and I hope you check out the Wendy Moten Bobbycast. And when I finished, I was like, you've got to come up on the show and just sing, and she didn't know, not know I was going to surprise her with the track, but she showed

up, and she crushed it, and that was awesome. Nice job, Wendy. Thank you for having me. Come in out of the race. That do good? Yeah. Good for me? Yeah. All right. All right, there she is. Wendy Moten, everybody. Thank you. Thank you so much. I appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you.

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40% of men are self-conscious about gray hair. This is from digital.com. With me, well, I am a little, because it's in my face. It's not really in my head. although I do get it on my sideburns and like the bottom part of my neck where it catches into my hairline. So it's just like oddly my body hair from my sternum to my chin, which is a weird spot because it's not gray anywhere else. So, but I am a little bit self-conscious about it. And when I was sick last week, I'd let my beard grow and you can see all the gray coming through my beard.

And I was like, ah, I hate this. And Caitlin's like, why? Who you try to not be gray for? It looks great. I just am a little self-conscious about the gray. So I'm part of this. Amy, why do you say you shouldn't be? Because I think embrace the gray.

We're not thinking anything about it. In fact, I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings that uses the just for men or colors their beard or whatever. Because if that's what you want to do, that's fine. But I personally am not a fan of that. Like, my husband's brought it up a couple times because he's very gray in his beard. And he's like, I don't know. I see some guys color it. and I have to stop him.

No, please don't. I would not be attracted to that. If I have to shoot anything at all, I'll take the little toothbrush and I'll have little patches. Because mine's not even like gray in a good way. Yeah. If I could just be like Santa Claus,

but I will like, and I don't keep a beard almost ever, but I will color over the top of those little spots with that stuff. It's not just for men. I don't know what. It's some weird spray. And then you do it.

But then it's out in like 45 minutes. So I feel like I should get better spray. That's the point of this. Yeah. But I don't like the gray. lunchbox? I don't mind the gray. Like, I got it in my beard, getting a little bit on my side burns.

It's like, hey, I'm gray, whatever. I shave it. It's not gray. Cool. Not going to color it. Eddie? What's crazy is I think that I should be getting gray in my hair, but I'm not. You don't have hair.

You don't have hair. Guys, I have plenty of hair right above my ear. I just don't have it on top of my hair. Right. But even it shows up in facial hair first, and you don't have it in your face at all. Yes, he does look at his face. No, that's been a LIGO, dude. If I shave, if I shave it.

No is mine. Mine's Vidaligo. You know what? I call Vidaligo. Yeah. I call Vidaligo. Yeah. That's what it is. Is that like calling shotgun? First person that calls it gets to have it? No, it is what it is. Wedding workers share signs that a wedding is doomed. Here are the top five. Number one, when a wedding is planned by the groom's mother. Number two, when one person doesn't care at all about photos the whole day.

Number three, when they care more about the party element of it. number four when the wedding cost supersedes their income yeah that's a tough one and i could see where that one could get out of troll i don't know that that's doom though i think that we're pressured to do that although amy i'll say this had a friend who is getting married and he was like him getting married on this day i'm going to send your uh invitation evite and i was like that's so cool yeah i said amy we were just talking about that on the show and invite's the dumbest thing to spend money on. And so I was like, that's awesome.

So my first friend did that, who's sending an email invitation. And then finally, when there are arguments about money on the wedding day, which is weird. There's a bonus one here. When the groom dances more with his mom or another woman than his wife.

That's tough. That's a tough one. A doctor recommends a couple should always sleep alone in separate beds. Just your reaction from the headline, Amy. I mean, I also saw a headline this week that said, you sleep better when you've got someone next to you. So I'm so confused. I don't know who to believe.

Well, there's a popular doctor who's telling couples that should always sleep alone and in separate beds. He is a doctor and a lecturer at this university. He says, your partner making noise and moving around can keep you from getting into the deepest sleep, which keeps you from hitting your wellness goals or being as healthy as you can. So it's not as much about loving the person, but it's about understanding that you can love, but when it's time to sleep, that is such an important time for your body to fix itself, to heal itself, to get ready for the next day, that if your partner has anything at all where their elbowing, yelling, talking, snoring, it's keeping you awake and you're not at your

ultimate health. So I completely understand this. Our culture just tells us we need to live next to our person, or like being in a bed next to our person. Right. You know, I think the 50s had it right. Two beds, same room right next to each other. Brady Bunch? No, Brady Bunch and the Munsters, so I believe it. Okay. That's from L.AD Bible. Yep. Amy, if it was on the Munsters, I believe it, okay?

Okay. And I'll end with this one as we're just kind of chopping it up, as Scoobestee would say. Teachers in Ohio can now carry guns within 24 hours of training. Now I'm going to tell you why it's a terrible idea right here. Listen, and this isn't even to the, should teachers be able to have guns conversation. So this is to the nobody should have a gun after just 24 hours of training and be around kids. If it's voted on and our lawmakers say our teachers are going to be able to have guns if they like,

but they need to go through a 90-day class of, then if that is what we decide, let's go. Great. If we're going to arm folks, they need training, not 24 hours, not kids around kids. Because what's going to happen is with just 24 hours training, you grab that gun if somebody's doing something bad. You're going to shoot a kid by accident

because you're not going to have enough training on the gun. My mind is blue. alone. 24 hours training and they want you to have a gun in a classroom with kids. You're out of your mind. Local school boards in Ohio have been able to give the okay. A new law signed by the governor on Monday just made a significant change in training requirements to do so knocking down the number of training hours needed to just 24. Oh my gosh. That's crazy. That is wild to me. I'm not even anti people that should specific people like a air marshal that has a gun in an airplane, Like in school, maybe there's a few teachers that have been extra train that are the...

I don't know. I don't know how to fix it, but I know what is not going to fix it. And it's telling people what 24 hours of training, that they can have a gun around kids. Yeah, no. If that's all they have. Well, I don't know what else has to go into it because I don't know. I'm like, surely we don't know every detail here because this seems bonkers to me. But when I did my Conceal Carry class in North Carolina, I was in classes all week.

And then I still honestly didn't feel very equipped. Like, I was a little nervous. I took the test and I passed, but I always wanted to demand more training for myself. Well, that's a wild story. Yeah, it's crazy to me. We're living crazy times, folks. Oh, yeah, yeah. All right, don't miss one.

Everybody's playing Amy, Lunchbox Eddie. Write your answer down. You'll only have seven seconds to write your answer down, okay? I'm going to play you one line from a movie. This is very easy. Just name the movie. After I play it the second time, the timer starts. Here we go.

Nobody puts baby in a corner. Nobody puts baby in a corner. All right, here it is again. Nobody puts baby in a corner. All right, seven seconds on the clock. Looks like everybody's in. In, yeah. All right, you guys can all say it.

One, two, three. Dirty dancing. Good job. You're all moving on to number two. Number two, here we go. You had me at hello. A little emotion there. You had me at hello. One more time, please.

You had me at hello. Seven seconds started. Oh, everybody looks strong. They raise their heads up quick. Okay. All right, on the count of three, one, two, three. Jerry McGuire. Good job, everybody.

All right, let's turn it up a little bit. Number three. I feel the need for speed. Write that one down. Hit it again. I feel the need for speed. Good. Everybody feel pretty good?

Yeah, I really good. Hope I got it. Oh. Lancebox is not so sure, so let's go to him first. Lunchbox, what do you have? I put Top Gun. Amy, what do you have? Top Gun.

Eddie? Top Gun. Correct. You're all good. Moving on. I thought it was too obvious. Number four, go. I will look for you.

I will find you. And I will kill you. Here it is one more time. I will look for you. I will find you. And I will kill you. That's not saving Dory. Finding Nemo.

All right. Everybody feel like they got it? No problem? 100%. Yeah, that's great. Okay. One, two, three. Taken.

Wait, did everybody say Taken? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I just said it in a deep voice like Liam. Confusing me. I thought there was some really masculine person in the group all of a sudden. All right, here we go.

Next up. So you're telling me there's a chance. Yeah! So you're telling me there's a chance. One more. So you're telling me there's a chance. Yeah! Oh, shoot.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, there's a problem here. Got to go to Amy first. Amy, what's your answer? Oh, no. I wrote down dumb and dumber, but I just started... Lunchbox? It's dumb and dumber.

Okay, good. Hugh. Eddie? Yeah, 100%. One of the best movies of all time. Yeah, yeah. Good job. Next up.

Number six. Houston, we have a problem. Mm. That one got you going or what? Let's see. Houston, we have a problem. All right. Everybody feel good?

Yeah. One, two, three. Apollo 13. Hey, lunchbox did not answer. Sorry, Apollo 13. At all. No, what do you have on your paper? I have Apollo 13.

What's he have, Eddie? It's right there. Apollo 13. I blanked when you said everybody at the same time. I was waiting for you to go around. But we do that every time. No, we didn't. We didn't do it with Dumb and Dumber.

That's why. Most time, but we only don't do that if someone's like, I'm struggling. I know, but Dumb and Dumber was a one before. Here we go. Next one up! Oh my gosh. What? You don't like that one?

One more time. If you build it. All right, everybody pins down. Amy, I'm going to go to you first. Field of Dreams. Eddie? Field of dreams. Lunchbox?

Field of dreams. Nice job. Okay, okay, okay. We're moving. Next one number eight. What, like it's hard? One more time? What?

Like it's hard? So we have, if you build it, he will come, and then what? Like it's hard? What is the stupid name of that movie? Oh my God. I think Amy's got it, too. No, she has it, and it's so easy. What is it called?

What is it called, Bobby? He's not going to tell you. Gosh, tell me the name of the movie. Oh, my goodness. Why are you yelling? I'm scared. This is so dumb. Scuba stat.

I need you in here. Wait. Someone tell me what it is called. Time. Need an answer, lunchbox. The girl's name is Elle Wood. She goes to law school. Time. Incorrect. Eddie. Legally blonde?

Correct. That's it. Amy. Gosh. Yeah, it's when she gets into Harvard and she's like, Amy, need an answer. Like what? It's hard. L. Legally blunt is what I have. Okay. Yeah. Any more like extra, you can get the buzzer.

This is speed. Oh. We don't need it. We don't need whole dissertations from the movies. Okay. All right. Here we go. Number nine. This one time? at bang camp He knows that one

For sure Got that one on repeat But lunch is out though Oh I'm out You're done Yeah you're out This is easy Yeah you miss it

If it's easy you're out It wasn't easy No if the game's easy You're out if you miss one All right Amy American pie Eddie American pie

Good Next one You can't handle the truth In In You're not playing. Eddie? A few good men.

Amy? A few good men. Good. Next one. Roads? Well, we're going. We don't need roads. One more time.

But we're going, we don't need roads. Amy, you got it? Yeah. Amy. Back to the future. Eddie? Back to the future. Good.

Next. I'll have what she's having. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. I'm in. And? Amy?

When Harry met Sally. Eddie? When Harry met Sally. Wow. All right. Last one. Go. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

One more time, please. Oh, dang it. Frankly, my hair, I don't give a damn. I'm in. Amy, you in? No, not yet. Hold on. We only get seven seconds.

So I'm going to give you three from right now. Oh, wow. Frankly, my dear, I don't give. First, this is from Eddie's era. Uh-huh. Amy, what do you have? have Clark Gable in There's the Blanca.

I don't know. It's not. I can't think of it. Dang it. What's the name? Eddie? Clark Gable and Gone with a win. That's correct.

On the final one, Eddie, I did. I just saw this the other day. Of course you did. Of course you did. Well, Eddie, you win again. What can I say? What do we say, Vodes?

It's not like I didn't put up a good showing or anything. You did put up a good showing. But a good showing is what it is. It's just a showing. Eddie won. Well, he won with the movie from the 1920s. Hey, a movie's a movie. That he watched yesterday for fun.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. This is crazy. Don't quote me on it. But China is spying on us through coffee makers. Well, one, I will quote you on it. And two, yeah, it's crazy. And three, yeah, I believe it. Anything that has a camera in it, people probably watching us.

I mean, well, coffee makers don't typically have cameras, but they're putting devices in different types. of electronics and things that are shipping from China to hear, such as coffee makers, and it's ways for them to pick up information on Americans. Why can't we quote you on it, though? You just said it on a national radio show. Well, I don't know, just because it sounds so bonkers. Well, people are all worried about, oh, the vaccine, I'm going to have a chip in it, and they're

going to track me. They're already doing it. For your Folgers. How do you feel about that, buddy? Mr. Coffee. Yeah. Hey, Jethro, how you feel about that? Oh, I got stuck on this one thing on TikTok.

My daughter's obsessed with anything anime and different Korean culture, Asian culture, anything. And so that's what shows up on my TikTok a lot. And I'm starting to get ads from China too. And they have the coolest stuff. Yeah, you should order it. Hey. Put it in your house. Put it right next to your bed when you're telling your secrets. I don't even realize I'm watching an entire TikTok that's basically one huge ad for all these amazing products from China.

And I'm about to order them all. And then I see this headline that that's how they're going to spy on us. Well, they probably already are spying on us. But okay, what else you got? I have foods that you can safely eat after their best by date. And I think this is just helpful to hear from time to time, especially when you're cleaning out your fridge. Like, I'm one.

I see the date and I freak out and I toss it. But we do not need to be wasting food like that. Okay, the foods that we don't have to worry about dying of poison, go ahead. Right. So pasta, apparently it is perfectly safe to eat it two years after the date on the box. That's good news. Wow. Two years sounds like a lot.

I'll be honest. Milk? All that really needs to do is pass the sniff test. Like, you can look at the date, but as long as you open up and smell it and it's fine, then you should be good to go. Okay. They say it's good, it's okay normally for a week after the date on the carton. Yeah, that's tough.

I don't know that I subscribe to this segment, but I'm going to let you finish it out because I'm not waiting two years to eat anything, anything. You know what I like to say here in this segment? Don't quote me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. eggs, you can almost ignore the date because they're good for weeks longer than that. And if you're really worried, try the float test. If an egg floats in water, throw it away.

If I've got to float an egg to see if I'm going to eat it, I'm not going to eat it. If I got to go through all, no, no, I'm good. I don't like to stay. I don't. I'm just weird about my food anyway. Well, I have floated eggs before to test it out because I got one of those cute little egg containers from my refrigerator. So my eggs look pretty and I take them out of the carton. And then I forget the date. So there's been times where I've wondered,

hmm, I don't know how long it's been in my cute container. So I've put it in a bowl of water to see if it floats and it works. I tell you, I'm a bit of a hypocrite because I have scraped off green off of like Wonderbread, white bread before and then been like, well, not moldy anymore. But at least I scraped it off. You know, I didn't have to float it. The floating is different. I'm glad you said that because that's what you can do with bread and cheese.

If there's mold on it, you just cut off where the mold is and you can eat the rest. I know. It still sounds gross, but yes. All right. This segment, this early is making me feel a little queasy. Do we have anything else that's not food related? Yes, I'll move on to Carrie Underwood talking about how her kids have terrible taste in music. She actually dreads being in the car with them because they make her play songs like from, you know, like Power Rangers theme songs. Nah, this is pretty good. No, I liked the old Power Rangers theme song. That's pretty good. I saw where one of these guys went to jail recently for like extorting money or something. A power ranger? One of the power rangers? Which color?

Yeah. Guys, you know they're not real, right? I mean, it's actors. Yeah, good point. Oh, I went to a retreat once a few years ago, and one of the girls that was there played pink Power Ranger or something. Really? Yeah. Yeah, she was really cool.

And there was the red Power Ranger. He's facing 20 years in prison for COVID fraud. Damn. Got them. Get all your buddies to make a big machine and fight the government now, buddy. You're going to jail. Anything else, Amy, from that story, what other songs does Carrie hate?

Oh, they also always want to listen to the Teenage Mutiny Ninja Girls song. Teenage Music is Turtle's. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, her kids rock. I'll say it. Carrey's kids rock. All right, is that it, Amy? I'm Amy. That's my pile.

That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. There's this family in Ohio, the Cahan family, and they've been able to go on family feud a couple of times. And they won more than $40,000. Just playing family feud with their family. They decided that they were going to take 20,000 of it and gift it to their kids.

Then the other 20,000, they donated to people in their community. Wow. Yeah. They gave the money away straight up. Yeah, they said in the end, everything was a big victory for us. Our family had a blast being on TV. Our kids ended up getting, you know, a few thousand bucks. And they were also able to help those less fortunate in their community.

You know, one of my biggest regrets in life is not winning Family Feud. I know. We went on that show and embarrassed ourselves. Let's be honest. It's pretty sad. It's pretty sad. And Amy tried to fight Steve Harvey on stage. It's a whole situation.

Yeah. We went on Celebrity Family Feud and they said, Bob, you can bring up anybody you like. And at the time, I wasn't married, I didn't even know my wife, so I don't really have family. And I was like, well, the closest thing to family is the show. So I took Amy and Lunchbox and John Pardy,

who's a close dear friend and Lauren Elena, and we went up and got dominated by, and they even said you can pick the people you play against. And I said, well, I'll call one of my best friends, Andy Roddick, a former professional tennis player, number one in the world. And he came up, and I was like, well, this will be easy as pie.

and we got dominated, so that ain't tell me something good, is it? No. I mean, but it was a fun time. It's so cool we got to do that. I still have my name tag. Oh, my dog ate mine. I'm so annoyed. People still, it still plays.

I guess they didn't stop that. No, stop just doing that. Nope. Don't like that. I'm going to sue them. I see notes from time to time. And they're confused. They're like, could I swore I just saw y'all on family feud the other night.

Wasn't us? Wasn't us. All right. Thank you, Amy. That's a great story. Good for that family. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

Ooh, a really spicy mailbag coming up in a second where he goes up to her and goes, what do you want, baby? I'll buy you anything you want. You want a car? I'll read you the email coming up in just a second. First, let's go over to Amy and get in the morning corny. The morning corny. Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why? Because they're going to get called out for traveling. That was the morning corny. Okay, good one. Tell that one next time. Here's a voicemail we got over the weekend. Number four, Ray, play that for me. I need some advice.

So I got a girlfriend, right, and I'm in fifth grade. So we're both like 11. So her dad and her mom doesn't know that we're dating because she's not allowed to date anybody. And her dad seems like super strict. I want to tell their parents, what age should I tell them more? Should we like just break up or what should we do?

Thank you. Bye-bye. All right, buddy, put too much thought into this. You're not dating. I mean, you may call that the term that you two have a relationship at school. Let's say we'll call it dating for the sake of this. But you're not dating, so you're not really hiding going on dates with her. I think if you guys want to be boyfriend and girlfriend at school,

school and it's nothing past that. You don't have to really ring a bell and tell a parent. That's her. That's on her. But you're not doing anything. You're just being friends at school. I mean, they're just being friends at school, right? I mean, I had boyfriends in fourth and fifth grade, but it, and it was also weird. It's like we were going out. And I remember my mom always saying, well, we're y'all going because we couldn't go anywhere. But we almost did, we almost ignored each other at school and then we would talk on the phone a little bit. So it was, I mean, I guess I could see her wanting to respect her parents' wishes, but it's not for you to be like wanting to out her to her dad in any way.

And I know you're only in fifth grade, but this is the first you're going to learn of just trust her. Let her do the right thing for you. If she says you guys can be dating at school, fine. You're making assumptions about her dad. But you're good. Just follow the rules. Follow her lead. You'll be broken up in two weeks anyway.

Did you have girlfriends in fifth grade? No. No. Fifth grade. Why are you doing finger quotes? I mean, listen, you're talking to Bobby. Amy, you're asking the wrong. I didn't have a girl.

Emmy, I'm still concerned that Caitlin doesn't want to be my girlfriend next week, you know? I still remember my boyfriend's names from fourth grade. It's almost like I wonder, where are they now. Oh, I know where Tracy Prelip is. Okay. I knew you were going to get him on his heyday, which is fourth and fifth grade. I mean, that was second grade.

We were holding hands. I mean, it was great. Good times. All right, listen, buddy, you got this. Just do what you're doing. She'll lead you the way, all right? Thank you for the call, though. You're doing A-plus.

The fact that you care and worry that her dad might care, that's good. Yeah, that's good. That's good for you, man. All right, there you go. That's that. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.

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Visit Airtasker.com or download the app. Air Tasker, get anything. done. Let's go over now and open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. I've recently made friends with a guy that I see it's something I go to every week. It's been a few weeks of friendship. And last night, we sat together and hung out most of the night. At one point, he offered to buy me a drink. He then told me he makes a ton of money. And at the rate he's going, he should be a millionaire in about six months. He was telling

Dush All right, anyway He was telling me stories With his friends that are agreeing About how he's recently bought friends' cars Or big gifts because he can Then he began saying I should tell him what I want

Under $100,000 Now, I know he's flirting with me Because he made the same offer to a few other people And knows my husband And has told me he has huge respect for boundaries Won't ever hit on me And has been completely respectful So let's be honest

I would love a Jeep Wrangler It's my dream car I'm a teacher I don't make a lot of money So even seeing someone easily spend money He's crazy to me He's a great guy But if he really offers me a car

Can I take it? This is a weird situation I do not know what to do Thank you Car Dreaming in Colorado No, you can't take the car You just can't That will

Keep you indebted to him Even if he says it's not true It probably won't happen anyway Nobody that has real money brags about having real money, by the way. Nobody that makes a really good living about working hard is bragging about making a really good living by working hard. They may mention they may flex a couple things they're wearing,

but they're never going to be sitting next to you going, I'm being a millionaire in six months. Which, by the way, if he ain't a millionaire yet, he doesn't have the money to buy you a Jeeper angler right now. I'm going to tell you that. Especially if he's being so generous with a bunch of other people in his life. I'm going to tell you that. Fact right now. That's fact Jack and I ain't looking back.

That's right. If he doesn't have a million dollars, he cannot afford to buy you a Jeep Wrangler right now, just all willy-nilly. So, no is the answer. Do not ask him about the car. Understand he's just a show-off. Anyone that's trying to show what they always have don't actually have it. So the answer is an easy no. Amy, anything you want to say to her?

Yeah, I think you said that she said something about boundaries and that he's got them. And I'm like, no, he doesn't. like he has actually no boundaries it seems and he shouldn't even be offering to she shouldn't even be dangling this in front of her that's like not a good boundary there at all whatsoever

sounds like he lives with no boundaries he does this to everybody but he's just trying to show he has some sort of insecurity that he and take it from one of the most insecure people ever me that he's trying to show in this way look I got all this so no the answer is just a no you can still say hi to him

and be cool with them. You ever seen a decent proposal? Yes. Yeah. I think that's coming next. Oh, gosh. What happens? He gives her the Jeep,

but then he needs to, her husband to let her go for the night. You know what I mean? For one night. One night only. And let's just say, to get wringled, you know what I'm saying?

All right, that's the mailbag. Do not take the Jeep. Close it up. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's time to close Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. In the next segment, Amy, you're going to have to pick who you think's the creepiest guy on the show.

Okay. I mean, I'll read. There's criteria. But you're going to have to make that call in the next second. It's going to be uncomfortable. Okay. I mean, I guess if I got to do what I got to do. Hey, I'd show me his baby.

All right. There's a story about Tom Hanks. It says Tom Hanks is seen looking gaunt after a video of him with visibly shaking hands was taken at an Elvis promotional stop. Now, Tom Hanks is 65 years old, and I thought we'd go to our Tom Hanks expert, which is Morgan, because she ran into him out in the wild. Morgan, did he look gaunt to you? No, he didn't. He looked great for 65.

Were his hands shaking? Did he feel like he was going to fall down at any point? Not at all. He was smiling and jamming and having a great day. You heard it here. Tom Hanks was jamming. And somebody who is gaunt, if that's even how you say that word, gone people don't jam that often. And Morgan saw Tom Hanks jamming.

So quote that in your story Daily Mail Eddie, how good is he in that movie, the Elvis movie? Oh, he's really good. I mean, I didn't know what Colonel Tom Parker was like in person, but in the movie, he's very interesting. And Tom, like, they put all this big makeup to make him look really big. And he talks like this, Elvis Presley. Wait, wait, I think Colonel Tom stole lunchboxes Nico Jackson.

Oh, boy. We may have a lawsuit. Lawsuit is on our hands. Nico Jackson. How's Nico Jackson? Hey, Nico's doing pretty good. Bobby's getting a little hot out there for a senior citizen, so I'm not going outside as much.

But, you know, summertime is my favorite time to go to the pool and check out the ladies. Unless Lunchbox said that Nico is old, I didn't know Nico was old. What you think? Did anyone know he was, I thought he was just weird. He just had a stroke or something? No, just like he's just like a guy that never comes out of his basement. No, I've been around the block of time or two, Bobby.

You know, I'm getting up there in age. Sometimes I use a cane. All right, Nico, thank you, buddy. Have a good day. In a new poll, 45% of men say they sometimes feel pressure to look younger than they really are. This is from SWNSDigital.com. Now, I posted a picture of me in Oklahoma a week and a half or so ago. Went to the Women's College World Series and was there and it had on a pair of shorts.

I had a bunch of people playing poker on the front of those shorts. And someone's like, you need to get out of your midlife crisis with your shorts that make you look 12. Here's the thing, everybody. I've never not dressed like I'm 12. So it's no stage. I just have never left Peter Pan life. I've never had a job where I had to stay dressed up all the time. I have to get dressed up for certain events.

But I'm not going back to being young. I just have never had to leave that phase of, well, I guess I have to stop dressing like this. I don't wear backward hats now for the most part. It's a decision I made. Hey, personal decision, please respect it, everybody. But other than that, people are like, why are you going back to dressing 14? I've never stopped dressing 14, buddy, because I don't have to,

because it's comfortable. But I don't feel that pressure because I've just always lived and wearing whatever's the most comfortable because I don't have a job in an office. I think Eddie is now starting to feel like he has to look younger. Yeah, a little bit. I mean, I have four boys and they're young and they're cool. And so I'm thinking, like, the older I get, my pants come up a little higher. And I'm like, I can't be going, because I've always heard you go for comfort more than you do for style when you get older. And I'm leaning that way. So I'm trying to, Remember, hey, remember, don't get too old too quick. Try to stay hip for a little bit.

Well, he's going to Ray for his fashion advice. A new survey says that 69% of men fear their biggest fear is being labeled as creepy. Amy, if you had to list on this show from most creepy to least creepy. What? This is not a fun game. This is a good game. With the four guys here. You got lunchboxed.

You got Eddie. You got myself and you got Ramundo. Who comes in as? Who comes in as least creepy? It's creepy. Let me think. I guess I give that award to you. Thank you very much.

I accept that. Really? Who is next to least creepy? Oh, that's a tough one, huh? Mike D. Oh, Mike wasn't in the actual list. It was the other four, but okay, we'll take Mike D and put him in there. Good.

I like that. All right, who else? You got three of us left. It can't be that hard, Amy. I love it. I'm sitting right here. Yeah. Ray.

What? Okay. We're down to two. He's the creepiest. Hey, Creeper 2020. Amy, so we're going to announce the Creeper 2020 winner. And don't forget, if you're finished second place and Creeper 2020 for some reason gets sick, you take that job automatically. It's hard because, hold on, let me talk this through for a second.

Because, like, one of them that's left, you expect to be a creeper. And so, of course, they're creepy. But then I wonder if it makes it creepier because the unexpected one just slides in with creepy things sometimes, which makes it. creepier. So here are some of the things that women list is creepy about men. Unwanted stairs. Yeah. Digital stalking. Controlling behavior. Oh, that's, that's, unwanted physical contact. Oh, I don't. Clinginess. Okay. Physical stalking and just oddness. Amy, who do you deem as creeper 2022? To be clear, I'm not accusing anybody of any kind of. We've run through two drums now, Amy. You've heard we had to change drums. The drum roll's been

So long. Holly, could it be a tie? Amy, who is Creeper 2022? I'm offended. I'm in the last two, really. Like, this is crazy. Are you, though?

Yes. Eddie. Or are you proud of your skills? No. You say things like you wear sunglasses so that you can look at women. Amy, I need you to pick a winner here. Okay.

Well, I mean, it is what it is. Eddie's the creepiest. Yeah. Yeah. This is a creeper. Yeah. Let's go away from this. I don't get it.

Because you're unexpected. Lunchbox is outwardly gross, and I think you're just hidden creepy. That's worse. That's crazy. The fact that you do it on the sly, you try to be sly about it, you are a creep. That's being creepy. I'm just saying, hey, you're a hottie. That's not being creepy.

That's telling them the truth. You're over here just going, hey, look at that hottie, and you're looking behind your sunglasses. That's creeping, dude. Wow. Like, when you creep when they sleep, speech, speech, speech. The speech is from Amy, not the number one creeper. No, no. Amy, let's let Eddie talk Creeper 2020.

Go ahead, Eddie. I am personally offended that Amy has named me Creeper 2020. I'm sorry. I am not a creeper for the record. I know you're not. This is crazy. I am going to protest this. Oh, he's raised a flag of protest.

Based on the list that Bobby shared, Eddie doesn't fall into a lot of those things. Yeah. She said a lot. She said a lot of those things. Eddie. We didn't move on. Eddie, you've admitted to doing kind of creepy things. Yeah, I'm admitted being a dude, not being a creeper.

A creeper dude. This is a terrible bit. Eddie, congratulations. You went a lot of games. I don't want it. Another win for Eddie. Play his song. Play his song.

Yeah. I feel bad. You should. All right, let's talk 90s country for a second. I mean, it's the best version of country. music, right? Yeah. The best.

And we only say that because it was the version when we were at our growth. And now, you know, a lot of people are like, we love 90s country. And it's not really because the music was any more pure. Oh, but it was. It was. I know. I know. I'm a liar.

It's so good. But really, it's not. It was just the people now that have the loudest voices and have the platform, get to make the decisions. That was when they were growing up, right? And so here I am. Love it, loud mouth. I get to share it.

People listen. Go, wow. Do you ever think there'll be a day when they're like, man, they don't make country music like they used to? When they had FGL and Nelly, man, that was great. That was great. Will that happen, though? I mean, eventually, I don't, well, we... Maybe that's what I'm saying.

Maybe that's the thing. You'd be like, man, they just don't make it anymore like that anymore. When FGM and BB Rexa did that, that's country of its purest. And great songs, but that absolutely could happen in 30 years. Who knows? But I was thinking about this because Brooks and Dunn played in town here this weekend. and I am the luckiest person in the world because I'm friends with Ronnie Dunn,

the lead singer of Brooks and Dunn. He texted me, he's like, you come to the show tonight? And I was like, I can't because I'm doing a show myself. He's like, you're coming to my show? He goes, well, I can't. I was like, well, here we are. That's crazy. We're stuck in a rock and a hard place.

And so I was thinking about 90s country and just how amazing it is for us. And I have listed my top five 90s country music videos because what kids may not know is that videos used to be a thing. And they exist now. But really, nobody cares that much. When's the last time you saw a video other than like a clip of somebody's on Instagram?

It's just my thought. I don't know. And I don't know why they still spend money making them. My theory, based on data, is that they do get enough YouTube views from the hardcore people that a lot of times through money on YouTube they can make it back. And it's a promotional vehicle. Okay. Anything you do for a promotional reason, you can also write off. Okay.

So this is a whole thing. Just a lot of money. It is, right? But they just spend half a million, a million bucks on these music vehicles. Watching making a video, I was always fascinated. I wouldn't spend the money to buy an iPhone make a video now. I wouldn't spend the 800 bucks.

So, but videos were huge and we used to watch them on CMT. I'd be like, holy crap. The CMT countdown's coming on. Hey, turn this thing on. And I watch every single video. And so here we go. I have, and we'll do one a day all this week.

Okay. My top 590s country music videos. So what I weighed in here, the song obviously is a big part of it because without song, the video wouldn't even matter. So songs got to be great. Two, the video, you have to be able to remember in your head just by going, hey, remember this?

And you're like, oh, yeah. Or do you remember in this part of the video where this happened? Oh, yeah. So these are videos that have stuck with me. So it's a song, it's the video. And it's even the artist. And their contribution to country music or to music in the 90s. And at number five, number five.

And number five this week, or today of the week, is Alan Jackson Chattahoochee. Oh, for sure. Oh, I picture water skiing. Blue jeans. The blue jeans on the water skis, which, to me, at the country music call a fan, there was an exhibit that had this song and this music video. And the jeans were a whole different color. They were super light. And I was like, those aren't the jeans.

I was like, I'm going to go tell the country music call of fan. They're lying. Those jeans are not the jeans from the... Turns out when jeans get wet, they get a different color. Oh. Makes sense? Oh, they're darker. Yes, they get wet.

So they were light. That was like, oh, offense, liar! I was going to do a big expose. I was going to call it, taste a country, and be like, you guys need to cover this story immediately. Fun fact, Bobby, everything's darker when it's wet. Eddie? Wet. No, I'm just dark.

Oh, okay. No, wet, dry, just dark. Okay. I didn't know if, like... Hair, shirts, like, all kinds of things. I didn't know if Eddie's just wet? Uh-uh. No, I don't know, man.

Oh, gosh. Heritage. Hey, he had a Cowboys jersey on too. I remember that video. Alan Jackson did. So that to me, excellent song. Excellent video. If you can remember even a specific part of a video,

then it's like, that's burnt into my head. So at number five, what do you think? You remember this? You remember the video? Remember the time of your life when this happened? Can you place it? It was 1992. I was 12.

I was like sixth grade. Like I can remember, you know, living in Mount Pine, living in the little apartment we lived in at the time. Yeah, I was in the same house So I'd picture myself on some probably four-screen carpet Watching it in front of my TV I'm jealous of that Of you being able to know the color of your carpet

Being colorful in my whole life The fact that she just goes, four-screen carpet She didn't even know how good she has it Hope everybody, a great weekend We'll do a little Father's Day check-in in a second With the dads here Had a good weekend I did two shows

I'd been working on the show For probably like three months Meaning a stage show and it's called comedically inspirational. And I wanted to do a comedy show and have inspiration and do just build this show and there's a pretty aggressive concept. And we did it on Friday night. And pretty good. And we did it again Saturday night.

It's actually really good. I think it's the first live show that I've ever been so proud of. I'm like, oh, I want people to come to this that I know. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's a big deal. And usually I hate myself. And I do stuff and I'm like, I'm just going to do it. And I think it'll be entertaining and people have a good time.

But I don't know. It's just for that moment. But I was really proud of the show. And I will do some more, I think. So like around the country? I don't know that I'm going to tour it yet. It's just an expensive show. I didn't make hardly any money off of it because I spent so much money doing video screens.

But to me, it wasn't about making the money. It was about actually getting this out there. I got emotional during the show. It's a whole thing. It's a wild little ride for me too, where I come in kind of exhausted because I did that show twice. But I don't know the dates yet. But if we do, just be ready if you want to come. Because last time the tickets sold out so quickly that I felt guilty, there were no more tickets.

And I don't want to get a bigger theater because I don't know why I should, I guess. I don't want to. I like where I was and we got all the screens built in there. So that's what's up. It was a great week. If you went to the show, call us. Most people, 70% of the people in the theater, both nights, flew in. Oh, wow.

From places. Yeah. Oh, that's amazing. Lots of people flying in from all over the country. So it was very, very thankful. Oh my gosh, I'm so glad you got better because you weren't feeling well. I was terribly sick. I know.

Yeah. I'd just like to send a warning out to everybody out there. Just if you're ever around lunchbox, you never know he's going to give you. I'll just put it out there. I'm sitting right next to him. I know. You never know. Never know.

I was sad to miss it because I already had plans to be out of town, but I'm glad you're going to do it again. Yeah. It's good. And I'll talk about it. People call and they saw it and maybe they hate it. I don't know. But feel free to call 877-77, Bobby. I do want to go over now and do what I think is the most important segment that we do on the show.

It's your big stories. Bobby's Big. Let's start with this. If you hop on a Zoom call or a FaceTime meeting, it's best to avoid staring at your own face too much. Staring at yourself during video chats may put you in a bad mood. So staring at your face the entire video chat, which most people do, may actually make you feel worse about yourself. Or if you're like me, having a face that looks like this your whole life makes you feel bad about yourself. Oh, my gosh.

Stop. I'm like, oh, that's how cute for those people? Try living with a face like this in the mirror. But that's from studyfines.org. Participants who spent more time looking at themselves during the conversation felt worse after the call. Maybe you could turn off a little monitor thing. Yeah. But then that's the one time you have a big booger and you're hanging out of your nose.

Yeah. That's always the case. Why are people so stupid? Lunchbox says. He sent me this news story, so I'm going to let him talk about it. But he sent me the headline. Why are people so stupid? It was like, click bait.

It's like clicked it. most people don't want to be billionaires. Yes, they said, they interviewed people from all over the world, and they said, oh, great amount of money would be $10 million. I don't want a billion. Are you freaking kidding me? How, I want to see these people they interviewed, how stupid they are, like on an IQ level, because if they said, oh, could you be a billionaire?

No, I'd rather just have $10 million. You're all morons. Well, here is that what the story really says? Okay. The respondents were asked how much money they needed to live in ideal life. experts found the majority of people were around 10 million. Okay, yeah. Which is amazing.

In 86% of the countries, the majority of people thought they would achieve their absolutely ideal lives with 10 million or less. Some of the countries are so poor, honestly. They were like, their billion was to have a million. Like what? Yes. Like we see Elon Musk, but they see that, but it's like maybe getting up to a million dollars because their countries are so poor. results suggest unlimited wants make people unhappy. So if you get a billion, you can have everything all the time.

So if you have everything, there's nothing that you even desire or that makes you happy. It's just there. So people don't want a billion dollars. This is lunchbox's dream. Well, but you know what? I think people are full of crap too. Yes, they're full of crap. If you don't, if you didn't grow up with money and you're like, what would you

would have, 10 million or a billion? Even if you did grow up with money. No one's going to pick 10 million. I know, but who needs? I would be like. But the real story is people. said 10 million would be the ideal life. Not, not, I'm here to say I don't want a billion.

What's the next question? Yes, I agree. That's probably, but I mean, who needs a billion? Nobody needs. Right. You know what we need? Solid Wi-Fi, and that's it. We figure out the rest. Food, who cares? Shelter, who cares? Just solid Wi-Fi. How many days till you go crazy with no Wi-Fi?

Three hours. Okay. From work-life balance in that category, seven and ten Americans admit they're likely to answer after-hour work emails or messages. Seven and ten. I figured it'd be nine or ten. Our culture says you just keep working for the most part. Even if you're taking time off but you get an occasional email, you handle it. Handle your business. You have to work to make a other. It is a lot of work to have strong balance. Some people go, you have balance so you don't have to work so much. But in our lives, we have to prioritize what's important to us and priorities come with effort and work. And if you

want to have a strong balance, meaning you do good work, you have good family time, you figure out that perfect where you can provide for your family in a very healthy way, you can spend time with them as well. That's a lot of work itself to have balance. And it's something you never really get right, especially if you're working in a career or you have a job that you have to work and do a quality job at. You have sacrifice, even for that. So if you're achieving great balance, you're sacrificing having a massive career or

you're sacrificing being an AAAA plus parent where you're not even worried so much about your career. But people act like that's not a sacrifice to have good balance. It is a significant sacrifice. There's a sacrifice to anything if you want to be great at it. If you want to be a great mom, that's a sacrifice because you're sacrificing other things that you can be doing. If you want to be a, you want to be great at your career. I've spent a lot of time sacrificing a lot of my personal life to do this. And there's a lot of that that I now things are starting to work out for me in a wonderful way, but I regret it for a long time. Like, man, should I have spent more time doing that? If you want to be great at anything, there is extreme sacrifice. And I just want to shout

everybody who maintains this work-life balance, because that's hard work to do too. That's great. If that's what you want, go get it, balance the crap out of it. But still, you should answer your email if I send it after six. That's everybody here. Everybody here. Unless you've set a boundary. You know, boundary's boundary. I really. I really, only email a couple people after six. And it's Scuba and Mike. Scuba Steve, our executive producer, Mike D. And so we kind of keep it going the whole time. We, us three, have no boundaries or no balance at times. But I think we're in a little support group where we try to force balance amongst each other. One of us will get in trouble.

Bye. Trouble is not the word. One of us will neglect the home. Smart. And then somehow the word gets out amongst the wives. And then we work with it each other. We work amongst each other. That's healthy. And we slap each other back into place a little bit.

Good. Yeah, accountability. Yeah. So, yeah, good. If you want to get work-life balance, awesome. That's a sacrifice just to get that. They'll make people feel like you're not doing something right if you're not doing all career or all family.

Do you think. Do your thing. Lightyear. That's... Buzz? Yeah, it's the Toy Story prequel. Mike, yeah? I didn't do as well as they thought.

It was at the movie theater. 51 million bucks. Listen, I'd really have a billion bucks. Exactly. I sounded like a lot to me. 51 millions, okay with me. Yeah, you know, I'm moving to do a billion. But yeah, it did fine, but I think they expected it to do a lot more.

Movie, Mike, have you seen Lightyear yet? I haven't yet. I'm seeing it this week. Thoughts, and what have you heard about it? I think people just aren't interested in a solo Buzz Lightyear movie, especially because none of the other Toy Story characters are in it, so people didn't go see it. And Chris,

Evans. Evans plays what? The voice of Buzz Light Year. Yeah, he's Buzz Light Year. I thought Tim Allen was Buzz Light Year. But it's the character it's based on, not the actual Buzz Light Year. See, this is why people don't watch it.

It's confusing, yeah. Yeah. Okay. I watched a movie on Netflix. At least the first half of I called it. Mike, have you seen Spiderhead? Yeah, watch that. You did.

Yeah. I should have looked at the reviews. I looked at the reviews. I was like terrible. Four out of ten. Four. It's a bit weird, but I kind of liked it.

Yeah, it's kind of like a Black Mirror episode. It's Chris Hemsworth plays like, he's like a side. scientist who works in a prison and they give these chemicals to people to test to see if, like, if they turn up the love, can they... That sounds interesting. It is interesting, but don't read Rotten Tomatoes. Okay. But, you know, who's in at Miles Teller, who's in Top Gun.

He's pretty beefed up, dude. I didn't know that. I just know him from the drumming movie. Yeah, Whiplash? Yeah, and he's pretty beefed up, dude, good-looking guy. Dude, in Top Gun, he's ripped. Well, I was never that attracted to him until this movie, and I'm like, oh, good. And I'm like, oh, Miles Teller.

What did you think of Spiderhead? I thought it was pretty good. I thought it was going to be a little bit more scary. And that's what I was a little more... Scary? Yeah. That's the way the trailer made it look. I'm not done, so don't spoil.

But if it's pretty good, that means it's really good because I had no expectation. Yeah. Having a low expectation makes that movie better. Kenny Chesney plays to a concert with a bleeding finger. Morgan talked about this in the skinny. People are talking about him like he went out there and his heart was ripped out in his chest and it beat on the ground and he continued to perform. I was picturing like a mangled situation.

And I'm not hating. Kenny, because he kept playing and he was bleeding. And it's like, the story is, one of his crew came out and taped his finger mid-show and he never missed a beat. Really? This gets all this headlines? Good for Kenny. He did stay out there. He could have walked off. Maybe he needed a couple stitches. What was the injury?

Let me read you the story because it doesn't really say what, it just talks about the blood all over his clothes. Kenny Chesney recently performed in Philadelphia for a concert. He suffered a injury that did not stop him. A gruesome injury. According to people who attended the concert, they said that Kenny performed while his finger was bleeding.

Okay, what happened? He was bleeding all over a shirt and pants, but no one knows how he was injured. Okay. Well, surely somebody else. This was in like 19 places. Dude, it could be a hangnail. This was the biggest headline I'd seen. I was like, Kenny died on stage and came back to life.

You would have thought he was halfway through, and it was too, some of the time, clear. Boom. And he came back. And how this story was running. Yeah. A local radio station captioned the video post, Kenny Chesney, gushing blood from his finger, had someone come on stage to tape it all while not missing a beat. What on earth. Like, okay, if the president or a senator or somebody that's actually, and they, okay, he bled, he stayed out there.

Okay, cool. It's kidding. It's just a finger. Now, if he lost a finger. Different. Different. How do you randomly lose a finger on the stage? I'm going.

I'm going to tell you, somebody's mowing behind the stage. Oh, wow. Yeah. And it loses control. And all of a sudden you're doing a thing where you're singing on all fours on the stage and the mower runs over your fingers. Tell me that couldn't happen. That's possible. That's from music mayhem.

And I'm irritated for this radio station. It says a local radio station caption. They can't put the station in there? I would get so mad. I'd do something years ago and they'd be like, local radio DJ set. I have a name. Credit me, it's Bobby Jones, dang it.

At least give me that. There you go. Jimmy Buffett's last lunch for charity brings in a $19 million bid. Wow. Okay. His last lunch? He's not dying.

Wouldn't that be crazy? You get to go to the last lunch before he dies. That would be crazy. They sell it. All right, we feel like he's going to die today. Would you like to have lunch with him? Fly in immediately. The cost of lunch with,

oh, it's not Jimmy Bowman's Warren Buffett. Oh, very different. Yeah, I'm less interested in the story. And he's much older. Yeah, and I want to hear Cheeseburger in Paradise, Warren. I bought the wrong one. I clicked the wrong page to buy it. I'm like, 19 million.

I'm about to go Margaritaville for lunch. And then he shows up and I'm like, wait, what? Yeah. Wait, why am I in Nebraska? There's no Hawaiian shirts anywhere You show up in that to the lunch with Warren Buffett Hey man, will you sign? Wait, what?

Lunch with Warren Buffett Has gone way up An unidentified bidder Want to sit down with the rich guy Actually, he's quite accomplished, super rich Really amazing businessman, but he's not Jimmy Yeah Cheese Bargerman

Paradig! The money goes to a charity And that's right $19 million. That is crazy. crazy. I was thinking about this because it's a pretty easy thing to do, meaning to just auction off to hang out with you. What if, Eddie, we did a, because I work with a bunch of animal charities here, what if you and I went and auctioned off and played golf with like two listeners? I love it. That way our wives would let us play golf.

We get a free round of golf out of it. And, and we're doing something good. And we're like, babe, we have to. Honey, it's for charity. We have to because you want, I will remember you. For the dogs. It's for the dogs. Come on, honey. of an angel. What if it has to be your last round of golf? Oh, we can call it that. Well, let's just say it is and say we're going to die immediately after.

But then we don't die. It's like George Strait, the cowboy rides away, just keeps touring. And you're like, wait, I bought the ticket to this show. He keeps coming back. Like, you didn't ride away. Let's see, drinking coffee before you go shopping, makes you spend more.

Thoughts on that, Amy? Yeah, you're all jazzed up. Let's go. Jazzed up, interesting term. You're more alert. No, I like, I like jazzed up, though. It totally makes me feel like the 1920s. Jazzed.

An easy way to save money, don't drink coffee. A new study found that you spend more if you're drinking coffee, more energetic, more impulsive, la-l-la. You feel good. You feel good. That's from studyfines.org. And finally, hypnosis cured demand of a $700 a month Pepsi addiction. So $700 a month, that's basically $8,400. I mean, you're talking about almost $10,000 a year in Pepsi.

If they don't get that guy at Jared commercial. Oh. Oh, the opposite? That's opposite. Yeah, Jared. I was talking about Jared. I was talking about Jared. What he's doing now in jail. I'm talking about him. Okay, yeah, yeah. You guys just went to the wrong place. Sorry, I can't. Well, I mean, it's crazy. He's looking at the wrong place. Yeah.

Let's talk to Robin in Ohio real quick. Who's on the phone? Robin, Ohio, thank you for calling. What's going on? Hey, we came in Friday night to see your show, my son and I, and we loved it so much. We got tickets and came back Saturday night. Oh. You came to a two-nighter. That's cool. Wow.

So what did you expect? Because I did this show called Comedically Inspirational and wrote 95% of it months and months ago. And then it was only okay. And then I called him a closer, which is Mike D. And he came in and we shaped it. And we rediddled some stuff. And the show is, it exists. And I hope it makes you feel good.

It makes you laugh. But what did you expect when you came into the theater before the show hit? We didn't really know what to expect. just, you know, from we listen to the show all the time and everything, and we know that we love the message that you have. My 12-year-old son came with me. We didn't know what to expect, but, man, it was just so inspirational and amazing and fun. And good for him to listen to that he has a role model that doesn't drink, do drugs, and curse and everything.

And he really just enjoys that aspect of it. Thanks. Well, I don't want a spoiler, but the end of the show, I drink and do drugs on stage. Oh, man. It's like the closing act. He's told everyone. I'm like, all right, everybody. They were all so proud of you until then.

They're like, you did it, Bobby, and I'm like, now for my final act. This is what not to do. Yeah, all seriousness, thank you. I'll be honest, I cried on stage. I didn't mean to, didn't know I was going to. Is that awkward to sit in the crowd if I'm crying on stage? No, it was. I started tearing up, too.

So, I mean, you were just very vulnerable and awesome, and that's great for kids to see. And honestly, it was great for me to see, too. Thank you for coming from Ohio. Just thanks for coming. And I appreciate you listening and just being part of the group here, okay? All right. Thank you so much. All right.

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and people have no regard for other and their feelings or their space. And I know, Amy, you went to North Carolina over the weekend? Yes. Back home? Where you lived for a long time when your husband was deployed? Or no, no, when your husband was stationed there. Yeah, he was at Fort Braggs.

We lived in Southern Pine. So I went back to see our old crew and it was so fun. Did you find your ring, by the way? No. Class ring? Still no ring. She's not standing out with a sign. She asked.

Hey, she's in an alley. Hey, buddy, come here. Have you sent a picture of this? So you go, and that to me isn't the story, but just flying on the airport. Tell these guys what happened. Okay, so I'm on a flight and there's a mom with a couple of kids and one of them is entertained by the iPad, which I totally get that, except for the kid doesn't have headphones. And the game is being played on loud. And I'm not brave enough to say anything.

I'm just annoyed, so I put in my headphones and try to turn my volume up to drown out the sound. And it's a kid, because I don't think I would say anything either. Even to the mom if the kid, it was just a dude watching it, maybe I would say something. But airplanes are also very loud, and I have headphones as well, right? There are many ways to stop this. But I'm not saying anything to anybody. However, a brave woman near me did. And the mom's response was,

I know he forgot his headphones, and honestly, it's just better if he's able to listen and play this game. Because I guess the alternative might be worse than we'd all be dealing with something more than just a loud iPad situation. and so everything just kept on. Like nothing ended up happening. And I just was a little surprised that the flight attendant didn't step in or say something

because I just feel like that's a general unspoken rule. She don't get plunged either, probably. If you don't have headphones, then you don't. And then unfortunately you figure out a different plan. You know, yes, as an adult. And usually I hate people on airplanes that aren't thinking, or anybody anywhere that's just going, I'm going to be selfish.

Yeah. But if it's a kid... I know. And the kid, not in charge of getting his own headphones. and if so, he's a kid, if you screwed up. You're a kid. You forgot headphones. It's okay.

It's up to the parent. Right. In that moment, you know, 30,000 feet with a bunch of strangers is not a good time to let the kid play the game. Let the kid play the game. I think if you ever want to play, I don't care if you're 42 and want to play Madden all day. You should let him play. I turn this into that. I hope your wife's listening.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a kid. I know. But I'm surprised they couldn't get some headphones. I guess Southwest doesn't have the little headphones that pass out because they don't have any TV or anything. It's not like fancy. Do you know what the game was? I have no idea.

Because if it was Best Fiends, and I'm like, yeah, let them play. Absolutely. A lot of levels on Best Fiends. How was the flight? No drama? No drama before the flight. A woman passed out.

Oh, so not fighting, but somebody, like, got sick or something? Older lady were about to board, and she straight up falls backwards. Whoa. A man, like, quick reaction, caught her but towards the end so her impact wasn't as, you know,

bad as it could have been. But it was a scary situation. and I'm just thankful that she passed out before we boarded. One, because she was able to get the medical attention she needed. But really, saying to divert the flight. I feel you. You're only going to say that. And for two, it didn't cause any delays in us making an emergency landing somewhere.

They are having such a shortage of pilots. Yeah. That I think over 3,000 flights were delayed or canceled this weekend. We had some people that couldn't get to my shows. They were like, I got tickets. I can't get there because our flight was canceled, which stinks. Mine was delayed, but thankfully not the show, the people that couldn't travel and pay me these tickets.

So now they're like looking for pilots. I don't like when they have to put like an all call out for anybody that can fly. They're like, we'll take anyone. Hey, guys, if you have a card with over five stamps that show them you've flown at least five times, we'll talk to you. I know, but I feel like maybe they could still get qualified people if they put out like an all call. No, no, no, no, no semi-qualified, just don't fly. Think about it this way. We're going to Oregon Trail.

I don't want planes in the air without people that have done the hours. You can take covered wagon and get there Tuesday. No, speaking about someone like my husband who's in the Air Force but doesn't fly for the airlines. But if they want to, you know, offer a pretty penny, he could go fill in for someone for a weekend or something. You look up and you see Amy's husband and you're like, well, this guy, and he's dressed in full fatigues. And you're flying and all of a sudden you're in barrel rolls and a southwest flight. You're like, man, something ain't right. And he's doing a thumbs up.

Yeah. We got it. He gets in a, what do they call a dog fight up there? Is that what they call it? Dog fights. Is that still a thing? I mean, not as much as it used to be. Like when my father was it in Vietnam,

I think that was more of like a thing. And two planes to fight each other in the air? Yeah, that's cool. Yeah. Was it rules of a duel? Like you had to slap the other plane with the gloves? Like, what are the rules of that we really have a legitimate dog? Do you know?

No, I don't. I just know that everything. I saw Top Gun myself for the first time this weekend, and I was with Air Force people and like a lot of the weekend, because that's our crew. And they were just, it's the Navy, obviously, and Top Gun. And, you know, of course, these guys, they're like, listen, that movie, it's amazing. We loved

it. But at the end of the day, this is where the Air Force comes in. They wouldn't have had half the problems. They just pick up the phone, call the Air Force, and we would get the job done. That's what they do. And it wouldn't have been as sexy. That's the way they also like to talk about airplanes. It's like it would have been kind of a boring solution to the problem. But it would have

gotten done. You liked the movie? I loved it. Really? Five out of five. Sounds like you want to be sexy with the airplanes. She's like, I would never call that. Oh, I love the plane. The shape of the now. I just love a good pilot uniform. I just said that. Amy's getting turned on talking about the movie.

Go ahead. No. First of all, I love Top Gun One, but this one was just so good. And how does Tom Cruise look so young? How? It's the coconut filter.

Yeah. Like on Instagram stories. They just do that. They're like, all right, Tom's on, swipe it to the left. So instead of lights, camera action,

they're like, lights, camera filter. Lights camera coconut. Action. Yeah. It's good, huh? Yeah. It's so good. I just have no interest,

but you guys are making me That it's really good. And Eddie and Amy making me have interest. Go. But you've seen one, right? The original? Yeah, it's all way later. Okay.

Like five years ago. You don't need to refresh your memory on her. Yeah, you know, you're good. Just go. And see it on the big screen. Go today, dude. Amy's like, leave now, leave the show, this segment, walk out. What's happening to Amy right now?

She's sweating. She's got a favorite. No, no. One of my friends saw it in, what is it called 4DX or something? And she said her, it was so painful because she had back surgery 13 weeks ago. She doesn't recommend it. The seat was thwarted. Wind blows in your hair.

Oh, you mean 40X is something to do with the seats? Yeah, like a specific theater. And she didn't realize how, like, real it was going to be. And water splashed in her face. They had water come out. Is she a Disney World? Where was this? Yeah, this one of those rides?

It was in Raleigh. What's that called Mountain? What's the Mountain? Splash Mountain. Yeah. If you don't know you're on one of those and that happens, you probably think you actually, were my mushrooms on that pizza, like real?

I don't know. I didn't know you could experience. It's top gun this way, but that is an option. That's cool. It was so good though. Yeah. I hope everybody had a good weekend. By the way, if you just tune in there, we're talking about dogfighting. Not literal dogs.

The term they use for airplanes fighting each other. Fighter Jets. Yeah, I guess fighter jets is even a better term. It's not too Southwest Plains. No. Here's the rule that I just looked up here. Pilots must keep turning in a dog fight and never fly straight except when firing. So pilots must never, under any circumstances,

dive away from an enemy as he gives his opponent. and a non-defliction shot. Bullets are faster than airplanes. I don't know any of that means, but... But like... Top-top a gun sounds good. I don't know. It's not out streaming yet, huh, Mike? Yeah.

Not yet. All right. Let me take a call real quick. This is from Steph and Austin. Steph, you are on the show. Good morning. How are you? Morning, Bobby.

Good morning. What'd you like to say? Morning. Morning. Morning. Morning. Well, me and another V Teamer decided to take a day trip up to Nashville to watch your show. And, you know, we've,

seen pretty much every one of your shows. And I have to say that this one was totally different than any show that you put on before, from the way that you presented it, to the content, to the surprises, just any emotion. You know, it was, you asked the other caller about how it was in the audience, and everybody was, you know, Tiri-eyed or awful on crying. So it was just awesome, and it was worth the day trip. Well, I appreciate that. And the word day trip from Austin, Texas, that just sounds like a, that's a 24-hour. Well, I appreciate that. We don't have dates yet for the next, but I'm planning on doing some more shows.

And it's just the team of me and Mike and Reed, my digital guy, we worked hard on it and just so grateful to be able to put that out there. But thank you, Steph. Hope you have an awesome day. Thank you, too. All right, bye-bye. Okay, we're going to come back in a second. What we'll do next is check in on Father's Day. Eddie had a really interesting, wholesome, funny Father's Day.

It was very interesting. Yeah. It was like multi-layered. Yes. I would have been exhausted. I was. It was supposed to be. You're supposed to relax, but I would have been exhausted after.

Hey, I was and I am. Still. Yeah. A Father's Day for the ages. But it was good. We'll do that coming up. We'll grab some more calls. 877.

77. Bobby. Be right back. All right, Eddie, Father's Day. For you, I mean, that's the party of the century. I told Eddie's got so many kids. It's like, it's like New Year's Eve or Marty Girl for him. It's like there's so many people.

So you have four kids. Four boys. Yeah. And it was actually really, really good. And they made it more of a Father's Day weekend, more than Father's Day day day. It started on Saturday. My oldest son, he booked a tea time at a golf place, and we played golf, just him and I. He's how old?

He's 14. And he doesn't love golf, so he did that for you. Yeah, he did that for me. And I let him drive the golf cart a little bit, and he got to play some holes. So that was really cool. We don't play a lot of golf together. I had a lot of fun. Was it fun to play golf or fun to hang out with yourself?

How would you? Well, I do love to play golf. So that was fun already just to get out there. But being with him and letting him play a little bit and having that father-son moment. Man, I'm telling you, with four boys, one-on-one time is key. So we don't get a lot of that. So having one-on-one with him was really cool. Was that a surprise?

Yeah. So he woke up and said, we're playing golf. It was like at 10 in the morning on Saturday. And he says, hey, come on, let's go. Get up, get dressed, put your golf clothes on. He smokes a cigarette, gets in the car. Get in. Got a six-pack of beer.

All of this is like total. Okay. So that's the first one. That was the first one. Then Sunday morning came really. Clearly, at five in the morning, my seven-year-old, he wakes me up. He's like, Dad, wake up. And he's got a tackle box in his hand.

We're going fishing. Oh, that's awesome. And I said, five in the morning fishing? Like, really, five in the morning? But he said, come on, let's go. He's like, I research it, Dad. This is when the fish bite at the lake. Let's go.

He likes a cigarette. A lot of six pack of beer. So we get to the lake. We didn't catch anything. We're out there for about three hours. But again, so much fun. That's awesome. It was really cool. And then at lunchtime, my.

My eight-year-old says, dad, you're taking me to lunch. I'm like, okay, this is weird. I'm taking you to lunch for Father's Day. We go to Waterberger, my favorite place in the whole wide world, and we have lunch together. It was really, really cool. That's awesome. Yeah, dude, it really was. It was so cool that they all made it just, they all did their individual thing and said,

Dad, we want to celebrate you individually, not as a whole. Yeah, that's special. Hey, we need to have kids immediately. This Father's Day stuff sounds awesome. It was really cool. I call you after the show. Lunchbox. Oh, let's see.

I woke up and. walked the dog and then my wife goes, hey, maybe we should go to breakfast. So we tried a couple restaurants. They were all booked. Found a little McDonald's, ate at McDonald's. Really good. Yep. And then we went to the park and they happened to be having like a little arts and crafts fair. So we walked through that.

And then took a nap, which was awesome. That's what he loved. You do it every day. You do four hours. Yeah. But it was great. And then we went to a soccer game last night. That was it. Did you play? No. Go kids play. No, no. Like professional

That's why I asked, did you play? As much you talked about it, I thought you were on the team. No, like professional. No, no, like professional professional. They still have not called me up to the professional team. Got it. Let's see. Ray, you have 23 eggs.

Yeah, I couldn't go to the fertility clinic. It was a Sunday, unfortunately. Did you like talk, I mean, I don't know. Do you have a little moment thinking about it or what? No, there are times you can go visit them. But yeah, it sucked. It was no visitation. But I was just at the crib, Westside with Beezer.

You can visit what? His eggs. He can visit his eggs. Oh, the eggs. The eggs. Frozen eggs. Scuba Steve, you have a couple kids now. What did you do for Father's Day?

I mean, nothing really fantastic. I let my son ride the mower, which meant he kind of ruined the grass, and I spent the entire weekend fixing it and putting it back in place, but that's what fathers do. Wow. He had a good one. That was it? I mean, I grilled out, had some steak, but just more about a relaxing,

chill weekend because I'm always doing and going. So it's nice to do nothing for the whole weekend. Nice. Love it. Happy Father's Day, everybody. Thank you, man. Hope you guys had a good one. this story comes with us from La Trobe, Pennsylvania.

A man was at the little regional airport goes up to pay for something, and it's a counterfeit $100 bill, so police are called over, and they start to put him in handcuffs, he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, can't arrest me, these aren't my pants, so it's not my money. You know, he has a point. What if he just put on someone's pants and didn't know?

Really? What if? What if you could prove it, and you went to the judge? And he said, listen, Judge, honest to God, like, here's a video. We just happened to have We were making a TikTok earlier, and he had these pants on, and I grabbed them, and I put them on. Like, do you think the judge would give him a little bit of leniency? Yeah, actually, you would. You'd have to.

But why would the guy feel like if he had someone else's pants on, he could use their hundred bucks? Well, maybe that's a good point, too. Yeah, dang it. All right, back of the slammer. Yeah, I'm lunchboxbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. You guys go over to my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones.

Follow me over there. He can see some pictures from the weekend. Did a couple shows here. I have a comedy slash motivational type show that kind of created it a few months ago. It took a long time to develop it and get it going. And it's quite the undertaking. Did it? Did two shows.

It's awesome. I'll tell you. It's really fun for me to do. So you see some pictures of that up at Mr. Bobby Bones. And now let's go over and do the good news countdown. Let's go. It's the good news countdown. Counting down the biggest good news stories across the lab.

All right, three, two, one. Let's go. Number three. A high school in New Jersey did a lost and found day where students could claim lost stuff, but it was really just a setup to surprise one specific teacher whose son was in the military. You gotta love when they do an elaborate setup. Full on. We're doing a full school, and it's for one person.

They commit. Love it. He's been in Iraq. She hadn't seen him in over a year. They reunited. It was awesome, obviously. So everybody involved in this, you get a gold star, especially committing to going, the whole school is doing it. theme just for her. That's amazing. That's awesome. Let's do number two.

Number two. An off-duty firefighter in New York was getting home last week when he saw a house down the street on fire. And he ended up pulling a three-year-old girl out. Again, he was off-duty and it was in his neighborhood. The whole place was full of smoke, but he had a breathing apparatus in his trunk that he takes to career days when he goes to school to show them what that is. Gosh, what a blessing. And so he's like, oh, crap, he grabs it, runs in the place. He said, He's very lucky he's lazy because he left in the car and never took it out.

And so is she. That's an amazing story. It's such a brave guy for doing what he does and especially doing that. Let's go to number one. Number one. A dog in Nebraska

nicknamed baby girl just found a forever home after living in a shelter for almost five years. That makes me so sad to think of a dog. It makes me think of I will remember you.

That's commercials. Except that's the wrong Sarah McLaugh comes on. In the arms of an angel. He either works in my head. Just when I see her face, I'm sad for puppies. Right. It can just be her.

Like, Sarah McLaughlin, a picture from the 90s, and I'm like, that poor, poor dog. According to the rescue, baby girl arrived December 7th, 2017, stayed for nearly five years. The tan and white dog with the black snout is now with their forever family. I don't know who they are, but let me say, to go and adopt a five-year-old shelter dog, probably older than that, that's awesome by you folks, because that dog probably was not going to get adopted. That's just amazing that you would Instead of what's trendy or what's Fun like, it's got a puppy

Which by the way, ain't fun Yeah, no, it's a lot of work Yeah, you did that I love it. That's awesome. I hope more people do that. That was the good news countdown. Well, now it's time to embark on the rest of our day. Amy? Yes, I'm headed home to

My daughter's not feeling very well, so. Has she been around lunchbox? I'm going to I'm going to. I'm not. I'm going to pick her up some of those pediolite popsicles you speak so highly of. Save me. That was deathly ill.

Okay. And the whole time I was having, like, hallucinations of broccoli attacking me at one night. Very strange. I was a sleet. Oh, it was weird. It's like, broccoli was, like, fought like bombs. And so I was like, oh, I was like having this weird hallucination. And then there's a meme of, it's like a mal, a rat or a mouse.

And he's got his fistril tight. You guys familiar with that meme? Arthur, that's what is. I don't know the cartoon, but Arthur's a cartoon. Arthur's like, er. And that was me thinking about lunchbox getting me. sick the whole time. I had broccoli bombing me. I was like, oh, that

guy. That's hilarious. Those popsicles are good. They get really hard though. Meaning like other popsicles that are like otter pop type things, you can kind of bite them quickly. Those freeze so hard, you almost got to leave them out like 15 seconds. That's right. That's your popsicle minute. Yeah, Popsicle Minute. Pobtickle Minute. I hope she feels better.

Okay, thank you. What about you? I'm going to tell you. Didn't get any sleep this weekend at all. Last night I got a little bit But Friday night to Saturday, because I did my first show, I slept 30 minutes the entire night. From medicine, from all the issues. Yeah, from medicine. No, more like medicine. And my heart was just, I didn't even try to go to sleep until later because I did a show.

But then it was like, slept 30 minutes and was up. Then the next night I slept for two hours total. You did play video games though in the middle. No, no, that's not that. That's all I, that's what I tried to do to go to sleep. Right, right, right. But you played video games all night. No, not all night.

Like 45 minutes. I didn't even play the game. Oh, that's not good then. My league wasn't ready for me to play. I basically just went and looked at my portfolio players and worked on their contracts. Got them tattoos. My wife was like, I was 4 in the morning and she's like, are you still not sleeping? I was like, no.

She goes, just go give your players some haircuts or something. That's what she says to make fun of me. And I was like, well, I can't play a game. She goes, just go do where you like make them look pretty. Like get their gear up. And so I did. And that's it. That's funny.

Thank you. Yeah, she's funny. That's it. You guys have a great day. We'll see you tomorrow. Hope it's awesome. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram. Goodbye, everybody.

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