The Bobby Bones Show - Mon Part 1: Bobby’s Weird Traits + The Age We First Felt Like Adults

Episode Date: August 12, 2024

Amy shares a list of what she considers to be Bobby's most weird traits. Then, find out what age we first truly felt like an adult and more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media.

Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, the Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfilled conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft. And we've got a special guest.

The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects. From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the the radar. This is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice podcast on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you

get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slica Life 12 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok. When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands. I vowed. I will

be his last target. He is not going to get away with this. He's going to get what he deserves. We always say that trust your girlfriends. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, welcome to Monday show. Morning studio. Morning. All right. Do you guys want to be triggered or do you want to be freaked out? Because I have both.

Oh, well, we're just picking the order we're going to go in. Well, he wants to be triggered first, so we'll see how we do here. A woman is horrified after a nail salon asks for a minimum 75% tip. For what? How much are the nails? No, but 75%. It doesn't matter how much they are. 75% tip, it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter if they're $10,000. You can't ask for 75%. All right, he's been triggered. Okay, so we're moving in the right direction. According to the video, the mother of two had gone to this unnamed cosmetologist for an eyebrow wax, which costs her $21. bucks and I guess that happened at the nail salon so it wasn't even nails was an eyebrow wax however things

took a turn when she went to leave a tip and saw the amounts ranged from the starting with 75 went all the way up to 100%. That's so stupid. That meant she'd be forking over a minimum of $36 unless there's a very small line at the very bottom

that they really don't want you to push. That's why it's so small. It's harder to hit with your finger. It's called custom tip. But 75% was the number one big square option, the stories from the New York Post. Amy, your thoughts first. No, I think the standard is 20%. I don't know that it's wavered from that. It's, that shouldn't be an option. If someone wants to tip 75 or 100% on their own, which I'm sure there are people that do it, but most everybody else, if it's a beauty thing, they're doing 20%. Lunchbox, allow yourself to be triggered.

Go ahead. Man, this is what people are doing. They're trying to dupe everyone. They hope you won't notice it and you're just think, oh, it's going to be 20%. You just hit the button without reading it. and they're trying to rip you off. It is. Society has gone to crap. This tipping thing is out of control. It's so annoying. I hate it and it is so frustrating. I don't know what to do about it.

Nothing. We need to have a march. No, all you do is just pay attention. The one man march. Oh, really? Just pay attention? It's that easy. They make it so small. That's true.

75%? Oh, no, you tried to get me, you suckers. Now here's a story that's going to freak you out. so eventually robots are doing everything but robots a weird term robots already do everything it's just not like the Jetsons robots where they're going around hello I am here to help you but now you're looking at going into the dentist in a few years you sit down in a chair open your mouth and little camera comes right in looks at it identifies with the problem and then it maps your mouth by 3d you clamp down on the bidey thing and then it does the work it shaves down the crown it everything that a dentist would be able to do right then, this robot dentist is going to be able to do. If you get a crown, normally that's two visits, one hour each. But you will be able to, when you go in, you sit down with the dentist, be able to do a full crown procedure in about 15 minutes.

Now, not completely ready yet, but they do think in a few years, these robot dentists will be highly functioning. Amy, thoughts? Not for me. Nope. Nope, no, not if I have to do with my teeth because what if the robot malfunctions when it's shaving down my tooth or something or it pulls the wrong one

or something goes wrong? And you're like, so there's no dentist overseeing the situation. No, not happening. I wonder if people 40 years ago thought to themselves. Okay, you're telling me, I can get in my car and I can push a button on the side and it holds us at the same miles per hour the whole time.

Not for me. Yeah, but that's not my face. No, no, I know. But my point is, and you know what I'm referring to, right? Cruise control. Correct. Anything that technology is allowing us to do that we weren't able to do previously probably feel scary.

And I get it, it's not your face. But in 20 years, our kids, that's just the way they go to the dentist. It's like a kiosk in the mall. It's like, hey, step on in here and get you a root canal. And you go in, you come out in 20 minutes, full root canal. We just don't want to be the person yelling, get off my lawn. And that's what we're starting to be with a lot of the robot or AI stuff. Lunchbox, your thoughts?

Robocop, ain't touching my mouth. Get out of here. Kick rocks. I'll go to the human next door. No chance, no way. Not letting it happen. Nope, nope, no, don't get near my teeth. Save the clip.

Go ahead, save it. Ain't going to happen. And I'm not going to do a self-driving car either. No, no chance. Yeah, right. Trust the computer to get it. Get me somewhere. My only point is we'd have been saying the same thing 10 years ago about half the stuff that we use now.

But I hear you. It does sound a little freaky because it is inside your mouth. All right. The anonymous inbox. Here we go. It's the anonymous inbox. Inbox to be had. Hello, Bobby Bones.

The day of my wedding, my stepsister showed up in a white dress. I couldn't believe it. I politely asked her why she was wearing white. And she laughed. She said it was light cream. She didn't think of it. be a big deal. I felt crushed, but I tried to keep my cool. After the ceremony, I pulled her aside and said, hey, it was really inappropriate to wear that dress. She got defensive, said I was overreacting.

Now, the wedding reception party went on, but there was this cloud hanging over everything. My parents were upset with me, saying I shouldn't have made a scene. Now I'm feeling guilty and wondering if I ruined my own wedding by making a big deal about this. Did I handle this with her in the right way? Should I have waited or should I have said nothing at all? Who should apologize? signed bride who blew up maybe you can go yeah so rule number one don't wear anything white off white cream slightly white yeah dirty white any kind of white to a wedding like that's just rule number one and if i'm the bride and someone were to do that i'm saying nothing like no way i'm bringing it up i'm just not gonna i just feel like okay they wore that maybe they didn't know

who cares like i'm going to enjoy my day i'm not saying anything at all whatsoever definitely not going up to her at the wedding and being like, it's inappropriate that you wore that. Can't go back in time and change any of that. Uh-huh. Because it happened. Yeah. What I'm going to say to you,

Bride, Bride who blew up, who's totally anonymous, by the way, which I screwed that up last week. It said someone's name. So Bride who blew up, I'm going to say that you could actually apologize

and feel good about it because I'm sure her feelings are hurt, that she was attacked when she felt like she was doing nothing wrong. And that's why she got defensive. And that's why she got defensive. I don't think she went to your wedding going, I'm going to really screw this wedding up by wearing white-ish.

You do think, I don't think anybody would do that. Purposefully. Hold on. My buddy Garrett and Missy, they were getting married. And Missy had her like six girlfriends from college that she was a college cheerleader, had them all his bridesmaids, did not pick her older sister. And Missy's older sister,

she wore white on purpose to the wedding. Who would show up to mess with someone's wedding? That kind of reaction is a really good example of why she probably didn't pick her to be in the bridal party because that's how she behaves. I would do this to your step sister. I would just say, hey, like, I shouldn't have reacted that way. And really sorry about that. Obviously, tensions were high. I was really nervous about the day being perfect.

Hope we're cool. And I think if you're having to ask, like, did I ruin my wedding day? You're feeling inside of you that you shouldn't have done it. I can't believe she wore white because she wasn't in the wedding party. Oh, yeah. Send a message. and let me tell you, heads turned when she walked in and white. Why would you want the attention on you when it's not even your day?

Because you're mad at your sister. That's so dumb. Apologize and I think it's okay. I think everybody will move on from this pretty good. What I think is weird is, have we talked about it on this show or where have I seen it? Like stories of where the mother-in-law, like the groom's mom, shows up in a white dress. I think that's like a lifetime series you watch or something. Somebody gets killed.

Maybe, maybe. All right, that's the mailback. Thank you. All right, here's a voicemail we got over the weekend. I have a scam alert for you. I got a text message today saying there was a new platform for receiving information from my kids' school, but I'm already on the messaging platform for my kids' school, and the text didn't have a school name or any way of verifying that it was coming from something,

but I thought that was a really interesting new tactic to apply. When everyone is going back to school and getting lots of information, it was very easy to just default and almost click on it. So I just wanted to share. Love the show. Oh, wow. We really appreciate you taking a few minutes to call us with that because I think that possibly could save somebody a lot of hassle or money. So thank you very much, Stephanie.

That was awesome of you to call us. All right, give me another one. I heard y'all talking about Amy's friend getting engaged after 90 days meeting someone on our dating app. I met my wife on Tinder. She had a two-month-old son. We hung out every single day after we met. We got married after three months. and I adopted my son after the first year.

So tender worked for me. I want to say this, and I want to say this in the most respectful way, because I love the story, and it worked for him, and everybody, you have your own way of making things work. I love that whole story. But if I can remove myself from that specific story, I'd like to talk to Morgan for a second. Morgan is the last of us.

Well, Amy's dating again, but she's been married. She's kind of new back into the apps. Morgan is the last of us that kind of lived inside the I'm dating and using the apps as my main tool to date. Morgan, how old are you? I am 30 now. Okay. Now, when he says Tinder, I think Tinder is, in my mind, my perception of Tinder is that's where you go if it's really not going to be serious.

You're just looking to like hook up. Your thoughts on that? Well, so it depends when they would have met because Tinder was the first dating app that kind of hit and everybody was using. And at that point in time, it wasn't just the hookup app, but it did transfer over to that. hinge and Bumble came into the picture and Tinder became the app. That was like the one you hooked up on. So if he met in the beginning of Tinder, I'd probably be like, yeah, that makes sense. But if he met in the recent years, yeah, I would be so suspect in the first place of meeting somebody on Tinder.

And you know what? Nothing wrong with. They only got together to go bump ugly. You know what I mean? If that was why and they found love, we found love in a tender place. That being said, would you, Morgan, if you were them, and I like this. that he didn't care. Like, that's his life.

He's sharing it. Would you probably, though, not say Tinder? Would you modify that to we met on an app or we met on Bumble if you were telling that story? Yeah, probably. Because now Tinder has such an association with it of hooking up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just making sure.

I mean, I don't have a problem saying like Hinge now. I'm like, yeah, I met my man in uniform on Hinge, but yeah, Tinder feels weird. Hinge, Bumble. Even if you said we met on plenty of fish, J-Date, you're not even Jewish. Who cares? Tender just feels like you were getting together to do one thing, but maybe to him it doesn't. Maybe that's not why they were doing it. But I do love the story.

I don't want to separate from the story. And Amy, you got off. You're done. You're on engine. I'm not off. I just removed the app from my phone for a little bit. Well, that's off. That's off.

How would you log in? But I think my profile might still be up is my point. Well, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And you're still on Tinder, though, every day. No, I'm not on Tinder. Okay.

All right. I'm not. Thanks. It's time for. the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. New research says that getting a dog may just be one of the best things that you can do

for your health, your mental health, your physical health, all the things. They say that if you have a dog, your mental and emotional well-being is going to be like above and beyond where you would be if you didn't have a dog. Unless you're not prepared to have a dog. Well, yeah. A puppy. Then it can be stressful. A puppy is stressful.

A dog, a companion. is awesome. Yeah. So they help humans when they're sad. Yeah, so go get a dog from the shelter. Stressed, dogs inspire us to take better care of ourselves. It's the reason we get up and move. We wake up at a more reasonable time.

And a lot of people see dogs as their teammate and biggest cheerleader. You know why I get up sometimes? Because my stupid dogs will come to the door. Like in the middle of the night or in the morning. Why, I already wake up at like 3.30 or 4 in the morning. But if they get like a little hungry or a little something, they'll come to the door. and Eller, the dog we adopt it, will just lean on the door and then collapse. And then Stanley will just sit behind the door if it's just him by himself and go,

bro, bro, let me sleep. You're a bulldog. You sleep all day. He sleeps like 20 hours a day. And when I want to sleep, he wants to be awake. What do they call that reverse cycling? I want a baby. Is what that is?

Right now you're not helping the case for like dogs being good. Anyway, they're awesome. I love those dogs. Yes, I love those dogs so much. Yeah. And dogs also help us with patience, empathy, and resilience. Ella does a stupid thing where she's wildly smart because her breed is smart. Like she's hound husky.

Both of those are intelligent type dogs. And we found Ella as a baby. We rescued her. She loves to play fetch. And so I will throw the ball. She'll want to get the ball. She will bring the ball to me, drop it at my feet, which I've never had a dog that actually does that. And when I've been down, she grabs it and then runs off like five feet.

But she drops it first to make. me bend down and then she grabs it again. She's playing with you. I'm like, do you don't want to me to throw the ball? I'm sorry to second guess your story. I'm stressed out here. Well, Eleanor makes me think of the resilience. And yeah, I adopted my dog, Kara.

So it's one of those things. Go to the shelter, adopt. And it's going to make your life better. I do love those dogs a whole, whole lot. All right, great story. That is what it's all about. That was tell me something good. A win is a win.

A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep. That's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way,

this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment,

and the next we'll talk. about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast,

or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft. And we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galko, joins the Sports Clice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects. From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the radar. This is the insight you won't hear anywhere else.

If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slice of Life 12 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends.

I'm Anna Sinfield and in this new season of The Girlfriends Oh my God, this is the same man A group of women discover They've all dated the same prolific con artist I felt like I got hit by a truck I thought how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care

So they take matters into their own hands I said, oh hell no I vowed I will be his last target He's gonna get what he deserves Listen to the Girlfriends Trust me babe On the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. What do you have?

The 8-88-roll. What does that mean? Well, it suggests that you need eight hours of sleep, eight hours of work, and eight hours of leisure, and that's where you get your 24 hours in a day. What about parents? Because there's no parenting in there. Like, who making this rule? So by that kids?

Well, the eight of that part falls into the leisure. Like inside leisure, you have your family, your family, your family. friends, your health, your hygiene, your hobbies, your service, and then things that make you smile. Yeah, but family, I'm going to say, even as somebody who doesn't have kids, there's no way it's got to be leisure to be a parent sometimes, depending on the age of the kids. Yeah, no, I don't know. When I saw the 8888 rule, it just made me think of you because I'm like, you're not a parent,

but there's no way you do 8888. Well, let's think about this. 888, 8 sleep. I would say probably I'm sleeping a little better. I'm averaging about 5, which is for me, pretty good. So I'm about five hours of sleep, some three under there. Work. I think I go probably 12 to 13 work, meaning we're here, six or seven overall, do podcasts at home, work on the show.

The good thing about some of that is it's a bit flexible. So if I don't need to work, if I don't need to work on the show at nine, I can do. So I probably go 12 or 13. So I'm having a leisure? So it looks like you guys six hours of leisure there. But remember leisure is family friends. Okay, hanging out with my wife. Yeah, I think my wife and I probably do three or four hours together.

Health and hygiene falls under that. Exercise? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. This thing is, there's no way anybody lives by this. Well, they say eight and a day. It needs to be like seven, nine, seven sleep, nine work. The rest.

Four kids. And then whatever we have left to figure it out. like whatever else she have time for. Well, 888 just sounds. It does sound good. It's better than four, nine. One of those things when Oprah's like, everybody should balance out there.

Oprah's easy for you to say you have a billion dollars. It's not realistic. Yeah, she definitely probably worked more than eight. No, but I'm saying now she's like, everybody needs to achieve their perfect balance. We can't achieve a perfect balance. Nobody, we got bills to pay. You know?

888, good luck, everybody. better than 666.6. Yes. Question is, are you weird? Weird to me has never been an insult. Weird to me means different. Maybe because I had to make it not be an insult because I was called weird so much. So Amy has a list of my, it could be considered weird qualities.

I'm anxious to hear some of them. All right, go ahead. Bobby talks feminine when he sleeps. So I'm told. How am I to know that's true? But you've told us. that you've been told that. So now we know.

For some reason when I sleep, apparently, I'm like, hmm, the day is so good. I don't know why I do that when I sleep. And I believe it because I don't think my wife would make that up. But, okay, I do talk feminine in my sleep when I talk in my sleep. Okay, go ahead. If Shaq was peeing next to you at a urinal, like you have said time and time again,

that you would have to peek. You know, I would look for science, for science purposes, the human body. although these two feel pretty similar. Yes, if Shaq or any other seven foot guy, you know, maybe I would take a peek because I'm, it's science. Okay, go ahead. So you do bits like around your house? I get some bits with Caitlin. She's at least human, but you do bits with your dog, like for your entertainment.

That's true. Like you stay frozen. I love the frozen game with my dogs to think. I wonder if they think like I'm frozen or. dead or just can't move and they want to save me. Like, I will stay frozen as long as possible to see if my dogs react. But that's a bit. That's just, that's a bit for me.

Okay, go ahead. You like to write a lot of things down. Like you journal everything you eat or like thinking back to when you aren't dancing with the stars. You wrote down every single step to every routine as you were trying to memorize it. It's just a memory thing. I don't think that's weird. Okay, go ahead.

Well, speaking of writing things down, you have a huge fat Sharpie in the room. And you have to draw a line through everything. Once it's done, it's almost like you have to check it off, but you check it off by completely blacking it out. And you can't, like, once the paper is black, you're like, okay, new sheet. Yeah, some would say redacted. That's how I would say it, if I were in the FBI or the CIA. Sometimes I redact documents.

But if I do that, then I make sure everything is done. But if I accidentally black out something that's not done, you know what I have to do, right? Cry. I have to do it right away. Well, if it's something that we haven't done, yet and I wasn't planning to do it until two hours from now and I accidentally black it out. We have to stop everything we're doing and we have to do it right then because I've already blacked it out.

That one, okay. That one's a little OCD and weird. All right. Give me a couple more. Go ahead. So you don't like staples at all. Nope. And if I'm correct, though, if there are staples, does it have to be even?

Yeah, that'd be even, yes. So there can be three staples, then there would have to be four or two. I think you're talking about a mental illness and I think you feel sad about that because you're talking about my mental illness. I'm feeling picked on. Well, you're an extrovert. on the show, but in life, you're an introvert. I don't really feel like that one is that weird, but some people do find that it contradicts,

but I think a lot of people are that way. I think people that just listen to the show, if they meet me, I think they're a bit surprised that I'm not a larger than life personality. I think that would probably be where it is. Okay, give me one more. It's a little weird how you are with time, because you're obsessed with it.

Like, it is your number one priority in life. And I get that it's helped us. Like, if we're late to work, people should know that if anybody on the show is late to work, we get sent home, like, immediately. A little extreme. So that's a little weird, but it has taught us to, like, just all be here. And none of us were ever, like, totally disrespectfully late. But, like, you get to places almost disrespectfully early.

I think it's rude to say that, actually. And you know what? Here's how I feel about time. I feel like if you're late somewhere, unless it's a flat tire or your kid is sick, there are exceptions. I feel like you look at your time more valuable than everybody else's because they got there on time, but you have made decisions that have allowed you to be late when they didn't make those same decisions.

They made decisions to be there on time and respectful. So if that's the culture where some people can value their time more than others, that's not a culture that I want to have here. It's not a successful culture. That's not a culture of greatness. So if that's a little weird, hey, sign me up. I'm as weird as could possibly be. But look at the results.

You know what I'm saying? Well, yeah, what you are doing, though, is you're fighting heretic, or what do you call it, genetics? Because I have inherited that from my parents. That is an excuse, and that's the biggest bull crap ever heard. No, it's hereditary. But now, I mean, I've tried to overcome my genetics. I have battled. Wow.

Because, I mean, we were always running out the house to anything. Any and every event, school, anything. running out of the house late all the time. Before I ask the question and the final question of, do you guys actually think I'm weird? Because again, it's a fun little bit, and we're picking a Bobby. I like that.

I think if you were to ask me, like, what's the weirdest thing about you? I think my answer would be the, is that I can't eat a different timed meal across from someone else eating a different timed meal, meaning there's breakfast time, there's lunch time, there's dinner time, and if somebody in front of me is eating lunch,

I cannot eat a breakfast or opposite. If they're having breakfast and it's 2 o'clock and we're like, I have to also eat what they're eating. We can't do two different things at the same time. That to me feels a bit weird. No, it's weird. Excuse me? No, that one is weird for sure.

That one feels a bit weird, but yes, if Amy's having breakfast at noon and I'm like, God dang, I just wanted a burger. No, well, now I got to have eggs. so that one I can admit and hold on to. So am I, and let's be honest, am I weird? I mean, I think we all are. Thank you.

Yeah. Am I weirder than you? It's weird to me that you'll eat nuts, but... Why are we doing this? I ask just you... You don't like peanut butter. Oh, I love peanuts and I love butter. And I hate peanut butter.

And you could be like, well, is it just a texture thing? You know what? Big fan of almond butter. love almond butter. Exactly. Love using. Some people think it's weird that you haven't ever tried alcohol. Like, I feel like I get that from people all the time that ask me.

They're like, has Bobby really never tried alcohol? And I say, yeah. No, no, no. This is what they think it's weird. And then you share why. And I'm like, oh, well, there's addiction that runs in his family. And he just hasn't wanted to deal with that at all. So he just avoids it.

And they're like, oh, I respect that. So then it goes from being a little weird to respect. And that's how I hope this segment's made you guys feel about me too. We went from a little weird to respect. Do we have that respect? Well, there's also that thing where, like, you don't like, you don't like winning, but you hate losing. What do you mean he doesn't like winning?

He really doesn't. He sort of, if he wins something, he's like, okay, cool, I won. It's not like, oh, this is amazing. But if he loses, the mood goes south. I want to chew my fingers off. I want to chew my fingers off if I lose something. Which is kind of like how you don't really like. like to be invited to, or you don't want to go to things again because you're an introvert,

but you want to be invited. Oh, heck yeah. Hey, you're going to do something? I want to be invited. Thank you for inviting me. Are you going to come? Nah. Yeah.

How much longer do we have? Because I don't want to do any more of this because I was just asking like a random question. Well, the more I think, the more I can. You're doing good. Well, you know, we've worked together for like almost two decades. So. Here is a voicemail from Shelby and her daughter who live in Texas. My daughter has a morning corny for Amy.

Why does your butt crack go up and down and not side to side? Why? Because if you go down side, you go... What? Okay, you have to help me with this one. Why does it... First of all, hilarious that it's a kid. Why does a butt crack go up and down and not side to side?

I get it. Go side to side. If you go down to slide, downside... It goes... Oh. Okay, I get it, yeah, because your butt is going to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, if you go down a slide.

Yeah. Okay, I was having trouble interpreting kid. Will you play it again, Ray? I want to hear this again and really enjoy it. My daughter has a morning corny for Amy. Why does your butt crack go up and down and not side to side? Why? Because if you go down the side, you go...

Yeah, lunchbox nailed it. That's funny. it's like hitting speed bumps on the way down. Good one. Thanks, lunchbox. We needed you for that one. You're welcome. He's like a U.N. interpreter, but of four-year-olds. Here's Amy's pile of stories. A mom in Ohio, her name is Leah,

and she's been producing way too much breast milk for her newborn son, and she didn't want her liquid gold to go to waste, so she started playing around with it, like making smoothies, soap, even butter. But she started making popsicles, and her husband and other kids have been loving them. Some people online are hating on her, and she just says, look, they're immature. There's a reason that breast milk is called liquid gold.

It has so many benefits. Yeah, I think what the move would be, as a fan of science, would be to do this and put it in your husband and kids milk smoothie popsicle and not tell them, and then watch to see if their health benefited from it, and then not to share it, and then also give them popsicles that had no, breast milk in it and see if they benefited or no change at all from that, obviously,

and see which one. Amy, didn't you do like a dental test like that once? What? You went in and paid a bunch of money and you didn't know if you got the drug or not? Oh, when I got my wisdom teeth out, I was part of a study. And some of the participants were getting the placebo and others were getting the actual pain pill. And you didn't know what you're going to get.

And we all got our teeth pulled around the same time. And there was all these recliners in one big room. and then we all just laid there and they took care of us. Yeah, so that's what I would say to you. One of the kids gets a placebo popsicle that is just normal. The other and the dad get the breast milk popsicles, and let's see whose health benefits the most. Everybody else can shut up, it ain't their life.

But I think that's what we monitor. Okay, science lesson over. What else? According to a new survey, shoppers who get a buzz from getting a good deal on something say that the buzz lasts for about three and a half hours. and the survey also showed that more than half of Americans can never pass up a good deal, even if it's something they don't need. Yeah, sometimes I'll see, hey, 25% off of this, if I'm on one of my apps.

And I didn't even really want that. But then I start to find ways that I could actually use that, and there is a deal, but actually I've lost money because it wasn't going to get it anyway. And I've spent money on something I wasn't going to get because of the idea that I might save money on what I got. so I would say, do you ever do that or am I crazy? Yeah, no, that's what it has a name. It's called GirlMath. You're in on it, the Girl Math. Thanks, good.

No problem. I want to be a subscriber to Girl Math. Okay, okay, what else? So the Boot asked a bunch of country artists, like, what's the best concert you've ever been to? And these are some of the answers that they got. Jelly Roll said Garth Brooks. Cody Johnson said Michael Jackson. Lainey Wilson said Tim McGrawl.

And Scotty McCreery said Bruno Mars. I'm surprised Cody Johnson's old and. enough to go to a Michael Jackson concert. Well, that's because it's Brothers Osborne that said Michael Jackson and Cody Johnson actually said Nickelback. I just mixed up. You know, both still pretty wild. I would even say I'm surprised Brothers Osborne old enough to go to a Michael Jackson

concert because they're my age, a couple years younger. When in the world would I have gone to a Michael Jackson concert? Okay, that's cool. And then who did Cody Johnson really say a nickelback? Yeah, he said nickelback. I bet they're awesome lives. People that are nickelback haters, and I don't know yet specifically, but if you're a knuckleback hater, I kind of hate you. Cody said, end quote, people are going to laugh, but I watched Nickelback live one time in Houston, and it was incredible.

And he shouldn't have to say people are going to laugh. And Eddie hates Nickelback. And I hate Eddie for this specifically. I hate Eddie for this specifically. I don't hate them all the time. It's like any of you that are like, nickel back, well, I hate you. But only whenever you're talking about nickelback. And your best concert you've ever been to?

It's a Garth Brooks show just because of how he takes a crowd and that's a symphony to him. He can make it do whatever it wants. I've never seen anyone ever go and perform a song and not play it on an instrument and also not sing it. And the crowd sing the entire thing. It was really one of the most moving things I've ever seen. He did unanswered prayers, I believe, or the river. Which one, Amy, you're with me? Is it the river?

One of those songs. I think it's one answer prayers. Unanswered. Unanswer prayers. He gets up and he's like, okay. Okay. I'm not going to play my guitar on this song. And he just goes with the first line of unanswered prayers. You know a dream is like a river. I'm even singing the river. But even the crowd, they sing the whole thing. He doesn't sing a single word and doesn't play. And I was like, this is somebody owning the crowd.

Second was John Mayer and third, even though I've never been, Nickelback. Yeah. Funny. I'm Amy. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football,

or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard,

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should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield. And in this new season, season of The Girlfriends. Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me?

The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the Girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your

whole cause. To the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. This couple goes camping. They're in Michigan's Upper Peninsula. They have a dog named Barley. Barley escaped.

Imagine that your dog escapes in woods you're not super familiar with, and the woods go on forever, and you look for hours. And they lived hours and hours away. They put up all the signs, but they had to go home. Oh, that sounds terrible. Well, somebody that lives in that area named Deanna saw and made her mission to track down this dog and it took several months. Deanna searched for the missing dog in her free time on and off. There were sightings from little home security cameras occasionally.

Like she was full on like diving into this thing like an investigator. So finally, she found the dog. She found the dog. She found more than a year after he first went missing. She found the dog. What happened was it was another family who saw the dog and figured the dog was somebody that was gone so they would feed it a little bit so it would come around. And so she found. And so she found she was able to find the dog going back to that house and then get the dog back to the family. That's commitment. If I cried, right there, I'd cry at that one. I know.

I'm trying to wonder if I would do that after a year. I mean, she really was dedicated to helping that. I love an animal story like that. That is a great story. I'm going to say Deanna Suggett. Sounds like your name. May Sujit. I like Suggit.

Yeah, Suck it. Great job. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something. Good. Dr. Josie is my vet. She has a podcast called In the Vets Office, and she shares the rule of three with a caller who's worried about his cat throwing up randomly.

Here you go. If your pet is throwing up three days in a row, three times in one day, or they have three issues going on at once, so they're throwing up, they have diarrhea, they're not wanting to eat. Then it's like, hey, you need to get them seen. Otherwise, I don't get too worked up about it. I feel like I need to have that rule of three with me, because sometimes I got one of those, sometimes I got two of those, but three of those, I think that's good.

And then here is Dr. Josie talking about pet insurance. If you are getting a puppy or adopting a dog, get pet insurance right away. The second they have an ear infection, they're vomiting, they have diarrhea. That becomes a preexisting condition and the insurance companies will not cover. Yeah, it's just like insurance for people. And I have owners coming in being like, um, you just leave this out of the medical note, like basically asking me to commit insurance fraud. And I'm like, I love you guys so much.

You're like, nope. But this is one boundary I will not cross. No. I love this podcast. It's called In the Vets Office with Dr. Josie. Check it out if you're looking for a new podcast to listen to A plus, A plus, A Plus, if you have animals. Lots of stuff you can learn, but also help you save money and also keep a peace of mind because I always freak out. Like Stanley and my bulldog is sick every, I don't know, four minutes.

And I do the rule of every four minutes. Like something's wrong, call the doctor. Pay another bill. All right. Let's go now and do the morning corny. The morning corny. What did the triangle say to the circle? What's that?

You're pointless. Nice. That was the morning corny. The question is, when do you fully feel like an adult? What age? And I will tell everybody listening now that if you're 15 or 22 or 31 or 38, you know, never actually feel like you're an adult adult just by how you feel on the inside. There may have been decisions that you've had to make that are very adult decisions,

but I used to think that somebody 40 was so old and they had life figured out. And when I'm 40, that's going to be easy because I'm going to know all the answers. The real answer to this as far as feeling on the inside is that you never actually feel like an adult. You just have a little more information based on the mistakes that you've made or the things you've learned. mostly based on the mistakes that you've made. But the question they ask people is when do you totally feel like you have to make adult decisions all the time? Amy, that age where you were an adult the first time, go. Oh, last year when I got divorced, so.

I mean, like the honest answer, honest, honest, honest answer is probably when we became parents. And then I had to become even more of an adult when I had to just, you know, face like finances and learning how to take care of certain things that, my partner took care of for 17 years. And that's just because that's how our marriage shook out. Like, I didn't want anything to do with money because it stressed me out. And then I was like, wait, I'm going to need to know how to log into my bank account and monitor things and pay bill. You know? So that is very adult to me.

So, again, they asked all these people, I'm not going to give you the answer until we all say our thing here. If you had to pick an age where you had to really go, okay, I'm an adult. Give me an age. Okay. Well, also something that just popped in my head that only happened because of divorce is the first time I've ever rented a car. Because anytime we vacationed, we vacation together and he would rent it. That's an adult thing. That was last year.

So I'd say, yeah, it was 42 when I became an adult. Lunchbox? What is? What are you? I'm 43. So 37, because I had my first kid and I realized, dang, I got to keep this thing alive. Besides, like, before that, I could do whatever I wanted. Like, I could just go anywhere.

I could go to the bars, stay out all night. It didn't matter. We were married. We'd still go out to the bars, get drunk, whatever. Now I was like, man, we got to bring this guy along with us. So I guess we can't really do that as much anymore. Yeah, I guess getting drunk probably not as much of a priority. Or if so, you can't get drunk close to the kid. Right. And like, we still had, like, I still had UFC watch parties where we had parties in the baby be in the crib.

And then I realized, man, this is probably a bad idea. But, I mean, I still did it. And he would be in the next room sleeping. and we'd have, you know, 20 people in the living room, drinking and, yeah. Would you have a, instead of a designated driver, would you have like a designated crib watcher? Yeah, we would, uh, are you go check, you go check. He's crying, you got it, you got it. Will they be sober?

Would you have a sober? No, no, no, no. Oh, no, of course not. What kind of dumb question was that for me to ask? Yeah, yeah, yeah. For me, I'm going to give an answer like Amy, but then I will give an age. I think, I remember thinking when I had to buy my first all four car tires, at like 19.

Because by that point, I moved out, teenager, you know, didn't have any help or anything, and that's fine. And I think it helped me. But at 19, when I had to buy my first, all four tires, I was like,

this is such an adult thing. I hate it because you don't get to enjoy tires. And I later had that feeling with the refrigerator, the first refrigerator I bought it. Because you don't only get to enjoy a refrigerator, but you have to buy one because you're an adult. So I remember being 19 and buying four tires from a Pontiac Sunfire

and going, this sucks being an adult. So that is number one. And then I think number two is probably when I just, when I turned 30 because I hated that age so much, where I was like, I'm no longer cool and young. It took me 10 years to realize I was no longer cool. I mean, I was never cool. Like, I just wasn't as young anymore. But I would put my answer at 30 when I really felt like I was an adult.

That being said, there are still parts of me that feel like a child. The answer that most adults say they feel like an adult is 29. I was older than that. Amy was 42. Yeah, and lunchbox was. All of us, we got to be a little older until we felt like an adult. I don't know if that's healthy or not. Yeah, I think that it's just, it happens every once in a while.

You have to do a new thing later and you're like, wow, this feels so adult. I've never done this before. Yeah, I've got to put a diaper on. Or I can't believe I am the one responsible for this or I have to make this decision, you know? And I will say this. I think if we look back in this in five years, we'll have a different answer. Because I think you never truly feel like you were an adult when you're a later version of an adult. Man, I just want full socrates on you guys.

That's all talking about. Bobby Bone Show. Story of the day. This story comes us from Boston, Massachusetts. When you're in jail and you need a lawyer, you want someone that's going to have your back. So these people hire this one female lawyer. And when she would go visit them in jail, she was smuggling drugs to them. How?

True. True. That's a good question. But also, was there anything romantic happening? Like, why would you risk losing your license? They were paper soaked. Unless it was like, love. Yeah.

What? They were paper soaked in synthetic marijuana. I don't know how you get the... Oh, and then maybe you roll up the paper and smoke it. Well, that's exactly what you would do, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's it. I figured it out.

Yes. Yeah. But so it wasn't like they were key stringing in a bag of drugs. They would take the paper. soak it and then they would give the paper to their client. That's pretty smart. Yeah, because it looks like it's lawyer papers like, oh, here's your... Somebody must have also tipped them off because

that's not found just by somebody randomly checking. They must know. They don't do paper checks, you know? All right. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. And that is the end of the first half of the podcast. The podcast, that is a podcast, that a cast, you can go.

A win is a win. A win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep. That's me. Cliford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement

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Listen to the Sports Slice podcast on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slical Life 12 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok. When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands. I vowed, I will be his last target. He is not going to get away with this. He's going to get what he deserves. We always say that trust your girlfriends. Listen to the girlfriends.

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