The Bobby Bones Show - Mon Part 1: Lunchbox’s Golf Tournament Drama + Parking Spot Wait Limits

Episode Date: July 8, 2024

Find out why Lunchbox had drama at a charity golf tournament, the free items he may have taken too many of and the exclusive one-on-one interview he got with a celebrity. Then, we discuss how long you can wait for a parking spot before you have to drive away and more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. What's up, everybody? We're back. Hope you guys had a good 4th of July, good break. Morning, studio. Morning. Okay, I want to go to Ramundo, our audio producer.

Ramundo, what was your pastor talking about? Yeah, so he's talking about heaven and hell. And I think about it. Classic pastor. Book of Revelation and seal of approvals and getting into heaven. And he said, what mark would people say you've made on society? And he just asked that question to everybody. So we challenged everybody at church to think about what mark.

They say they leave on society. That's a good question. So if I were to pitch that around the room, Amy, you want to go first? I mean, gosh, I'm not thinking society, but just in my... That counts. That's a small society. Yeah, my small society. Like, Ben and I adopting our kids, Stevenson and Stasheera, I think while our marriage didn't

work out, because it's something that crossed my mind all the time, like, oh, I can't believe that we didn't make it, can't believe you didn't make it, but something beautiful that came out of it was their lives and seeing them evolved into these humans. like my daughter's almost an adult. And her life, the trajectory of her life is totally different because we chose to adopt her at 11 from Haiti. And now she's going to be, she's looking at colleges and she's going to have opportunities. And so that's what first popped into my mind. I think mine would probably be how and where you're born doesn't have to be exactly how and where you die.

Meaning, you know, people come from all different places, all different socioeconomic, all different education. and some people have to start, and it's a little harder than others, and hopefully, like, people can take something away from my story, and listen, there weren't a lot of advantages, didn't have any money, not a good parental system,

my dad left, all those things that we talk about, but that it doesn't have to end to that way. You don't have to stay in a cycle because a cycle exists. You can actually break the cycle. It's going to be very hard to break the cycle, but you can do it and you can actually thrive regardless of what the people around you were doing or saying or what is kind of placed upon you by where you come from.

So I would say that. I think that it doesn't matter where you come from. It can matter where you come from, but it doesn't have to matter where you come from. It kind of is where you're going and where you get to. And I think that's probably my mark if you just show up. I saw a story where it's like, Jen, what's the Z? Is it Gen Z now?

There's so many Jens. Millennials. And then there's, no, Gen X is old. That's like, that's me. Morgan, what are you? I'm a millennial. Right on the cusp. But yeah, Gen Z is the one below me.

They're like five to ten minutes later is on time. And that's fine if you to think that. But you're never going to get ahead doing that. That's what I grew up thinking. But that's not even Gen Z then. That's just Eddie family. But it's like if you just do the fundamental, the small fundamental things right for a long period of time,

small fundamental things are going to do right for you. And so that's been my story. It's not like I have a great, a vast amount of talent, but I show up all the time, on time, with a good attitude. I control the things I can control. I share what my goals are. I don't think there's anything I can't do. So I would say that.

It doesn't have to matter where you come from. That would be Mount Mark, probably. Lunchbox? Oh, I've brought so much happiness to so many people in this world. Like every day, every morning I come to work, I put people in a good mood. People have had hard times in their lives, and they've tuned into this show to hear me say something that has got them through so much. and we meet people all the time that tell us that

that, oh my gosh, without you guys ought to been lost, this, that. You just shifted from guys though, from just you to guys. Well, it's mainly me. Okay, God, I want to make sure. And so, yeah, I've made a difference in so many people's lives, and that's what I would say is my mark on society. People look at me and like, I want to be that dude.

Wow. Women want you? Women want me? I mean, oh, and I've, yes, I've had more mark on a lot of women. Oh, God. Oh, my God. What? Eddie, you want to wrap this up?

Yeah, well, mine want to be you. doesn't really compare to lunchbox, but, you know, we opened up our house to being a foster home. That was kind of cool. My wife and I did that. We ended up fostering two kids, ended up adopting them so now they're part of our family forever. And I think that's a big deal. And different from the way I grew up, like, I'm a present dad. Like, and I'm kind of with my kids all the time. My dad, I never saw my dad. He was always working. He was really like rarely at home. And with me, I make it a huge effort to be there all the time. My parents, with my kids, I don't miss any of their games, most of their games, if I'm in town.

But like, I try my best to just stay present and being a really, really good dad. It's a good question, Ray. We didn't talk about heaven or hell. We just talked about life. You know what? I'm kind of like Eddie. I adopted two dogs. There we go.

I'm kind of like Eddie. I adopted a bunch of goobers in this room. You got us. Not you, Amy. Yeah. Thanks. Yeah, not you. Yeah.

I'm just thinking, like, what we are contributing. And, no, no, mind. So you can start crying. That's okay. You're okay. No. It is interesting, our own little things that we have going on. And Eddie, probably people have fostered because of you. I hope so. That's cool.

And lunchbox women probably have told many a story about you. Oh, plenty of women who said, man, I hooked up with that. The legend of lunchbox. For sure. Let's start the show. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah.

We get this email a lot. I don't read it very often, but every once in a while I have to address it just so people can hear are feelings about this email. Hello, Bobby Bonds. Lunchbox is such a self-centered individual. He detracts from the good things that your show and other hosts do. I love the show. I enjoy listening to it every day, but my question for you is,

why do you continue to keep him on the show? Signed. Lose the lunchbox. Hey, Mike, you run the mailbag. Mike gets thousands of them every week. This happens a lot, right? Number one complaint we get is about lunchbox. Which is, that's okay.

I mean, that's, we understand that. We got some soft sallies out there. Would you like to defend yourself before we answer it? I don't really understand what the email is upset about, about me having my personality just because they don't like my personality. That's fine. I don't like soft sensitive sallies that, you know, can't take criticism or the truth or, you know,

not everything is rainbows and I'm not going to paint everything as rainbows. But you want that. A cliches. He's just one cliche after the other. It's non-stop cliches. If you want everything's rainbows, go watch. reading rainbow and that will be oh everything's happy or Bob Ross.

And that's not on him anymore. Anyway, here's the thing. You're not positive Polly. I love the show. My question for you is why do you continue to keep him on the show? I mean, that's a good question. So that's a you question. Yes. No, it's an easy question. The reason that lunchbox stays on the show is because

I'm good at it. People like him. Yeah. People also don't like him. But he has his moments where he's funny. He has some moments where we want to kill him. But we like him. Yeah. And generally, he's a good person. to be very obnoxious. Yes, but he was a bad person.

He wouldn't be on the show. Nobody would be on the show. I wouldn't have anybody here that was a bad person. And if you ever turned bad, I will fire you. We'll remember that. Thank you. So everybody is free to be who they are. You may not like Lunchbox, but you may like, let's say you love Amy.

There are people that really don't love Amy and love lunch. You know, there's kind of somebody for everybody. But what about the whole positive side of it? Like, oh, he brings down. I do understand. I do understand that, but I think he weighs, he is entertaining enough that that makes up for the fact that he brings down a lot of what we try to do as a show. But the whole world is not positive. No one's claiming it is.

Goodness. But the reason that we try to be positive is because the whole world's not positive. That's why, that's actually the reason we try to be. I do tell me something good. Yeah. So I would say we keep him on because he's an entertaining guy. He's a good dude. is he obnoxious? Yes, but I am too.

And I'm good looking. We need clicks on the website. Get those numbers out. Not it. You're random and funny. Yeah. It's like lots of things. It's so unexpected. There are lots of things. But if anybody on the show was actually a bad person, they wouldn't be on the show anymore. We had a couple of bad people. They're not here anymore. Remember Duke? Oh, man. Duke didn't last long. He pushed out all 80 down. He was out of here. I fired him the next day. That's terrible, man.

Yeah. So we're not going to lose the lunchbox. At least not today. we're reevaluating again tomorrow Yeah Thank you for the email Close it up We got your email And we read it on the air Now it's about the clothes

Bobby's mail tag Yeah Lunchbox's got a one-on-one with Walker Hayes Yeah one-on-one Exclusive So no one else has it? No one No one has this

I thought he was doing a bunch of interviews He got a charity golf turn night He didn't answer these questions With those people Oh but that's not one exclusive interview is It's not They only answered

Your specific question It means you're the only one who got it. That would be an exclusive question. Oh. Yeah. So it's not an exclusive interview? Correct. Because other people at the same event got interviews.

Oh, so like when someone gets out of jail, like Martha Stewart. And it's a one-on-one. She's only giving one interview. That's an exclusive interview. Ah. Okay. Well, then this was non-exclusive interview. It was exclusive questions.

So no one else was allowed to ask the questions? Because that would be why it would be exclusive. No, he's just the only one that's thought of that. No, no. I just put the word out. Let's just get to it. How long is the clip? Ray, how long is the clip?

A minute. Oh. It was just me and him one-on-one. Yeah, yeah. Like, I grabbed him randomly on the golf course when he was trying to tee off. Walker Hayes has a... Oh, gosh. She's trying to tee off.

Fancy like, Applebee's on a date night. Yeah. Okay, here we go. Walker Hayes invitational. Doug, Doug, classic. Yeah, okay. Annual. Yeah, we're an exclusive interview.

We're going to do three questions with Walker Hayes here. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, I know you're supposed to be golfing. I'm bothering you, but let's go. What's the weirdest thing about Walker Hayes? I'm a counter. Like I know I can't sleep in an odd number hotel room and I count every single thing every day. Steps upstairs, drinks, chips, every bite.

I know the number. Seriously. So is it a little bit of OCD? It might be. I've never seen a therapist about it. But yeah, I never do anything odd numbers. Very interesting. A, fact number one about Walker Hale.

Summer vacation. Where are you taking the family this summer? I'm taking them to work, bro. They're coming, they come on the road with us. No fun will be had. They just go to work. And last but not least, what's the hardest thing about being Walker Hayes? That's pretty easy, man. I don't think anything's hard about being Walker Hayes, so I'm good. That's a good answer. That's a fun answer.

Yeah, I like that. Hey, what was the drama, Morgan, at the end of this tournament? Because one of your friends saw lunchbox there. Yeah, everybody always thinks I'm kidding when I come on here. I'm like, Lunchbox took 12 of one of these things. Well, a friend of mine witnessed him doing this in real life that I was not lying or making anything up. And he was taking, there was hats there. And apparently, you know, just like every time you go to an event, you take one thing to take home with you.

Well, there was different colors of the hats. So Lunchbox took every single color of the hat at this charity golf tournament. He doesn't wear hats, though. I do wear. Why did you take all the hats? No, no. No, not gifts. there was a blue hat, a gray hat.

Okay, Dr. Seuss. And a white hat. And it was this company, like Little River Clothing Company. And it was like his. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. It had like American flag.

And it was like golf club. Why did you take all of them? I couldn't decide on which color I wanted. And so they had three sitting there. And they're like, oh, just to it. And I was like, man, I don't know if I want the gray or the blue. I'll put that white looks pretty good. Are you doing this out loud?

And hoping they say just take all three? 100%. I said it out loud. They're like, well, you can take more than one? I'm like, are you sure? They're like, yeah. I'll take a blue and a gray. But man, that white one looks pretty good, man.

And they're like, well, take a white one too then. I'm like, I mean, if you insist. And so I took all three. Is that what you heard? Something similar, yes. But I don't know that the people were as agreeable about it. It was more that they didn't know what else to do. And they just kind of let him.

Sure would like that blue one. Right. And so when I golf, I wear a hat. And so now I have a variety of which one to wear. Hey, Abby. It's a blue day, a white day, a gray day. I want to bring Abby up because this is a similar-ish type story because that was at the Walker Ace tournament where lunchbox took everything.

Abby, what did you see that kind of contradicted how he lives his life? Yeah, all of this is hilarious because he blew up when somebody else did something similar on the show. Like, so they brought in Raising Cain's food, like a whole two trays of chicken, fries, Coleslaw and all that. And everybody was eating it after the show. Like everyone was in there but Ray and lunchbox because they were doing sore losers.

So they came in after and like there wasn't much left. Much left. There was two chicken tenders. Well, that's on you guys though. No, no, it's not. Okay, go ahead, Abby. Well, you can see what he's doing right now. He freaked out.

He freaked out. He went. Yes. I mean, I got part of it on my phone. Yes. Yeah. But I didn't get all of it because Eddie did take some home for his kids. So he got upset that Eddie.

took stuff home to his kids. Yes. And I did it knowing that they were doing their podcast and he's going to get out and only see two chicken strips and now understand how it feels to be the person that gets taking advantage of. And he does take a bunch of stuff even from here and people are like where is like the coffee? Where is?

Yes. Every time. Every event I've been with him, he takes something home. Go ahead, lunchbox. Yes, but I wait until everybody has theirs. I usually take the leftovers that are going to be thrown away and I'm like, it's not going to go to waste. Those hats are going to be thrown away? No, we're not talking the hats. Oh, my bad. My bet. But we're talking the food.

Like if it's going to be thrown away, I'm like, oh, give me a to go box. I'll take that for the family. I can take that for the family. I would never go at the beginning. What about St. Jude when you took all the backpack? That was at the end. But again, those aren't going to waste. They'll just use them again for another event.

They have to go pay more money to make more for different events. I don't think. I've never seen another event where St. Jude's been giving away backpack. How many events do you go? I've been a lot of St. Jude events. Okay. But I'm just saying, like, Eddie should have waited until everybody had gotten their servings and then you take it for your family. I waited. Everyone that was in the room, ate.

And then whatever was... And you don't even know if they're going to come eat it. No, we do. Because we were given about six emails and we said, yeah, we'll be there. Morgan even stopped by the podcast. And I said, yeah, we'll be in there when we're done with the podcast. So everybody knew we were coming and eat. If there's free food, you know I'm coming in there to get it.

And steal it. Now, I didn't say steal it, but this dude, oh, feed his family and everybody acts like it's okay. No, I think we would say something if it was to anybody else but you who does this to everybody else. I mean, poor Ray. Did you eat, Ray? I had a piece. Yeah. One chicken tender.

Yeah. That's more, I mean, you didn't pay for it. It's free. I left you guys lemonade and an iced tea. Yeah. You want the audio of lunch flipping out? Oh, man, it makes me feel uncomfortable. Come on play.

No, we don't need to play. Okay, go ahead. Do you need more? Okay. Petty took it for his fucking damn. They brought more coldslaw than they did chew. No, they brought two things of chicken. They brought two things.

And he took a try. Yeah, he took a try. Listen, listen to how he talks. Drop an F words. That's what he does outside of the studio. And he's so angry. Can you hear that? Yeah.

You didn't hear of a chicken. If it didn't anybody else, I think we have a word. But you knew what you were doing. I did exactly. He does this to everybody else. I got him. Abby, were you scared again? Yeah, I was.

But you guys didn't hear the, like, crazy part. That was when he calmed down. Do you have the crazy part? No, I didn't. You deleted that and sent it off in a shipping bottle. Did he threaten me at all, Abby? No. Okay, I don't think so.

Now I'm on. uncomfortable. I think we should play Walker Ice Fancy like now. That makes me feel good and we just talked about Walker Hayes. Exactly. And now I'm happy he has three hats. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay at home there's something good.

33-year-old Tempest is driving down the road when an animal runs in front of her car. She's like, oh, I don't want to hit the animal. She swirves. And then boom! Crashes into a pole. Pull catches on fire. Car starts to catch on fire.

fire. So there's a driver behind her jumps out and starts helping her out the car. She goes, oh, you're my old teacher. The teacher's like Oh, dang. Teachers like, yes, I am Mr. Susino and I'm here to help you. It's been two decades since she was in his class. Wow.

And then two other drivers. Mr. Zazino must be 100. Maybe he was young. Even if he was like 45 then. Good for Mr. Susino. Who are the two other drivers? Shane McCoy and Michael Petrie. And Michael Petrie put a tourniquet on her leg. She suffered a broken legs

and chest pain, but they got her out of the car as it was going up in flames. Wow. Thankfully, Mr. Sizzino. Changing the world. Still, after 20 years. Great. Remember when a teacher says always be there for you? Mr. Sicino, a minute. I don't know what you quite said there, but. Like when teachers say

I will always be here for years. No, I just understand your words as they were being strung together. Really? Yeah, a little rough. It's okay, though. Did y'all's teacher sell you that? I will always be here for you? No, never. Yeah, I can't. I always thought teachers were like, you know, I'll do anything for you. Did your teachers ever tell you that? Not my teachers.

Okay. Not mine. They didn't really like me, though. Was it because of you or them? It's probably them. They just didn't have good personalities. Is that what you told your parents? They hate me.

No, I did. At fourth grade, I used to tell them, Ms. Kangas hates me. Hates me. And my parents didn't believe me. Then my mom came up there on Valentine's Day, and she realized Ms. Kangas hated me. But did you do something to make Ms. Kangas hate you? Of course.

I was a male. Okay. All right. All right. Mr. Suzuki, what's the name? Susuzi? Mr. the heroes are Mr. Sizzun, Susuze, Zino, Shane McCoy, and Michael Petrie.

Whoa. Thank you. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Let's play a game. It's this trivia about lyrics of famous country songs. Oh. So we'll go around the room and I'll sing it. Answer the trivia question. Amy. In Strawberry Wine by Dina Carter. Where was the guy working through college?

On her grandpa's farm. Correct. Working to college in my grandpa's farm. Good. Lunchbox. And before he cheats by Carrie Underwood, what name brand object does she use to destroy both headlights? Oh, it's a Louisville slugger.

Correct. He was a Louisville slugger on both headlights. Good job, good job. Eddie. Yeah. In Song of the South. by Alabama. What kind of pie makes them shut their mouth?

Ooh, that's sweet potato pie. Sweet potato pie and shut your mouth. Gone gone with the wind. Good job. Amy. What food do they poison in Goodbye Earl by the chicks in order to kill him? Black eyed peas.

Black eyed peas. Oh, yeah. It's all right to me, Earl. Yeah. Dang, Amy, that was... It wasn't colored green. No? No.

It's black eyepiece. No, the answer is black eyepiece because we said it there. Yeah, Eddie. I didn't ever say it another dish too. No, no challenge. No challenge. Lunchbox. Yep.

The devil went down to Georgia. He was looking for a soul to steal. Yep. That song by Charlie Daniels tells the story of the devil's failure to steal a young man's soul in a fiddle contest. What's the name of the young man in the song? What? Who's the devil battling?

No one down in Georgia. Devil went down to Georgia. Jerry's looking for a soloist. I'm the best there ever. No, no, I don't worry. Listen, Jim. They started a. Mark your eye all the way to see.

Aaron. I'm the best there ever was. Bill. Charlie. Oh, wait. Charlie, I'm the best ever was. Nope. David.

Is he really going to do this? Three hours later. Walter. Walter. Frank. Yeah, EFG. George. Okay.

you got a clock. I want to do. Johnny. That's correct. Shut up. There's no way. Boy said, my name's Johnny, and it might be a sin. Oh, my.

You're going to direct because I'm the best it's ever been. Again, plain possible. Do you think he's messing with you? Yes. How did he go through the whole alphabet and they hit Johnny when he was counting out? No. I swear to you, that was just the name that popped to my head at that second. You're crazy.

The clock hit him and he goes, I don't know, Johnny. He went for like five minutes. You're in. Oh, my God. That's ridiculous. Did you see the look up my face? Like I knew it. When you're under pressure and I feel like Bobby gets down to the two seconds and then the one,

like your brain. He threw his head and went, Johnny on. Yeah, it comes to you. Eddie. It literally popped in my head. Eddie. Come on. In the song Fancy by Reba, the singer recalls the summer when she turned what age.

Oh, gosh. It's the summer I turn. Okay, possum. No, I really don't know this. I really don't know this. I mean. Is she an adult? Like, summer she turned 18.

Is that your answer? Yeah, she's 18. I remember it all very well looking back. It was a summer I turned 18. Oh, thank goodness. Oof. Amy. In Check Yes or No by George Strait,

what was the name of the girl? He used to sit beside in third grade. I used to sit beside Emmylou. Pink bow matching. Pink bow ponies and dress and pony day away.

I used to sit behind All this in my head is Emmylou Hayes But sometimes I don't know that I hear things right And then I've been singing that way for however decades So check yes or no What was the name of the girl? I mean that I don't know if this is her name but this I've been singing

Emmylou Hayes The answer is Emmylou Hayes Okay I sip side Emily Hayes Lunchbox Yeah In Wagon Will by Darius Rucker, the singer catches a trucker out of Philly who is headed west from where?

In Wagon Will by Darius Rucker, the singer catches a trucker out of Philly who's headed west from where? Cumberland Gap. Is he going to the Cumberland Gap? Picked up a trucker out of Philly, heading west, out of, I mean, boot scoot in Tennessee. It has to be Cumberland. I don't know where the Cumberland Gap is. or was he heading west? I mean, it's got to be Cumberland Grap.

What? Cumberland Gap. Correct. What? Dude, that's crazy. Yeah. I caught a trucker out of Philly, had a nice long talk. He's heading west from the Cumberland Gap to Johnson City, Tennessee.

Oh. Eddie, in summertime by Kenny Chesney. Oh, my gosh. The singer describes items in an old Ford. What is the location of the Uhoo bottle? Oh, that's what I thought the question was. Youhoo. You ho bottle.

Okay, let's see. Somertime. I'm in the phone on the floorboard and the Yoohoo. The dash. What's the location of the Yoooo Bootle? Oh, the dash sounds familiar. The dash, isn't that the dashboard? There's a bottle of yoohoo on the dashboard.

There's a floorboard. Man, I really don't know this. I'm going to go with the dash. Floorboard. No! You said it right the first time you sang it. Yeah, because floorboard makes sense. Why? Well, it wouldn't be on the dash?

I'd fall off, man. Eddie, you're out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Music game. What up? Who's music champions?

We are? Us. Amy and Chattahoochee by Alan Jackson. They fog up the windows and what brand a truck? Fog up to one mile Chevy. Something, something, something heavy. Chevy, Chevy. Correct.

Shevy. Lunchbox and Body like a backroad. What speed? Are they driving? Body like a back row. Just sing it, man. Hips like honey. Don't do that.

That's confusing. No, hold on. Hold on. Dad, who. Stop! What? A hater. No, 35.

Going slow. In the back rows. In body like a back row, what speed are they driving because they... Yeah, why? Because... A 30 hips like honey. I want sang the whole song. 30 like hips like honey.

30 and honey. Is that rhyme? 35 and honey? Does 30 and honey rhyme to you? I don't know. I'm trying to say it out loud. Now, I'm asking if it rhymes to you. Kind of 30, honey.

Yeah. No, I have so many songs in my head right now. They both go and why? And body like a back road, what speed of the driving? Oh. 45. 35. 45.

Amy, do you know it? I can't get to it. My brain's trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. 15. 15. 15.

15. 15. 15. 10 of 30. Music chant. What happened? Music chant. You want the last two, Amy?

This is for you only. Amy only. Dang it! I had it. In dust on... You answered like seven things. No, no, but I had 15. In dust on the bottle.

What was the name of the guy who lived... Creole Williams. Down in the Dirt Road. Creole Williams. Show off. In the chorus, have I had some help by Post Malone and Morgan Wallin. They say teamwork makes the blank work. Teamwork.

Well, no. It's dream. Keymarked. Obviously. Okay, I thought it was more complicated. You imagine they said... There you go. Hey, the one.

I get it. Lunchbox, what's the parking spot issue? I want to know how long you can wait to turn into a parking spot. What do you mean? Because I was going to a restaurant where you turn from the street and it's right in the parking lot. And there's a parking spot and I'm holding up traffic. Oh, so you're sitting in the road with my blinker on. With my blinker on.

Got it. Because it's... It's a small parking lot. If not, I've got to park two blocks down the road. And these people are getting in their vehicle. So I'm like, ah, left turn blinker. Let's put it on. These people are taking their time.

Cars behind me are starting to stack up. Horns are starting to be honked. Single lane? Yeah, one lane this way, one lane that way. And they can't get around me because there's a parking lot on the right hand side. So they're just stuck. And I just sit there and sit there. And I'm probably there for about two minutes.

Oh, gosh. And they are honking. I look in the rear view, getting a bird from the person behind me. And I'm like... Do you bird back? No, I'm just like, I'm just sitting there like, I got my blinker on. I'm waiting for that spot. I'm not parking two blocks down the road.

And the car backs out. And I go to turn in and that car zoom, and like honks as they're going by again. And I was like, well, I was waiting for a parking spot. I had my blinker on. sorry you are not waiting for that parking spot. So what's the etiquette? How long can you wait? So how long can you hold traffic up for a parking spot?

I would not do that. You can't. Is there a little bit? Are you sure this is not a law situation? You're in the road. I know, but I will. Hold on it's sort of like taking the left at the light. Everybody take a breath?

Sometimes if I have to parallel parking, I soak a parking, and there's one lane, you have to turn your blink, your tink-tong, think-tong, because then you got to back up and you're holding everybody as people. But you're moving. You're in the process. No, no, I know, but sometimes you've got to sit there for a second until like people.

Well, for me especially because I suck at parking. Do you do what I go left. I don't think the answer is no time. I think you guys are wrong on that. Really? I think he probably waited longer than I would. I wouldn't have held it up for 60. But I think I would have rolled my window down.

I said, hey, guys, are you guys almost done with, I'm going to use your spot? Not in the mean way. Did you do that at all? Nope. Why? Because they came to their car. There was like four people.

They were adults. And they got in the car and they turned their lights on, you know, and then they just sat there for a minute. Are they stalling on purpose? No, I don't think so. Maybe they were like looking up directions where they were going next. I don't know. I wasn't inside their vehicle, but it took them a little while to reverse. And I was like, I'm not moving.

Okay. So this is what I would say. I've been thinking about this for 20 seconds now. As long as it looks like there's a forward motion with a car that's coming out, meaning the people are in a motion to go to the car. They're in. They put the reverse lights as long as you see. But if at any point, it doesn't look like they're coming out, like backing out, they're

having a conversation in the car. You got to go on. Yeah. So I don't know that I'm assigning a time to it. But if ever they get in, it's like, oh, maybe they're not going to move, right? You have to just go on. But I would have held it up for a minute, but not two minutes. It was definitely two minutes.

On a single lane. Yeah, you deserve the bird for sure. Would you have birded him? I would have honked. I think I would have understood. I would have too, but I would be like, oh, this is a little frustrating. I'm not going to get mad.

I'm not honking. I'm not honking. No, I'm not a honker. I'm a bono-da. I'm a believer. And I get it. You need to do the do-da. Somebody's looking at their phone

in a red light. Oh, that's it. I'll do that. That's what I said, da-da. But I'm a believer that we should now put a second horn of a different tone in cars. Friendlier? Friendlier for the.

that reason. So when I hit the small horn, that is somebody going, hey, I got your back. Take a look up. We have a, uh-uh-uh, yeah, we need, we have traditional horn. That's, hey, here's a noise. Pay attention. Idiot. Stupid head.

Sure. Then you, or when you hear the high pitch, when you're like, oh, that's the looking out for you horn. Got it. Like, hey, the light just turned green. You can go ahead and go, like, you can look up from Twitter. I like that. I felt that. I think we need that in cars

But then the anger horn No that's the big one And the longer you hold it the bigger It was being held But what if you like accidentally hit the mean horn When you really meant to Do you say like sorry

That's on you That's on you Yeah that's on you It's sort of like when you cut someone off You throw your hand up Like oh my bad You just gotta say my bad Well that's if you think

If you accidentally hit the mean When you follow up with the nice one That says I'm sorry But sometimes when someone When someone cuts me off They do them my bad I think they're like flipping me off Because it's such a

You can't tell sometimes You can't It's also there's a fine line because like you're describing lunchbox you're just sitting there being cool because you just had to show coolness. If I like pull too far in

and there's a light and somebody needs to drive through but I'm blocking it I'll just act like I don't see anything except right in front of me. Oh my gosh. And it's my fault. It's my fault.

I pull too far up and the traffic lights holding cars back and now cars need to come through the intersection. But I'm blocking it. I'm not looking anywhere but right ahead and I'm not acknowledging anything

in the world is happening around me because I know I messed up. That's not me. But I'm just going to look forward. sometimes it's like somebody coming to your car on the side of the road. Oh yeah. You just, Adelaide they're not there. No human.

What do you mean when they get out? No, no, no. If they're like asking for money, depending on the situation, I don't want to give everybody money. Sometimes I don't believe you. You just serve in Vietnam War. You don't look at a day over 30, sir. But why not say hi to them? They won't talk to you.

They're already lying. So why I can't believe anything else they're saying? See, I'd be, I wave to him. I'd be like, how's it going? Yeah. If they have a dog, you give them my wallet. Here, take the wallet. For the dog.

Yeah, take their wallet. but you better buy all. All right. So I'm going to say lunchbox, as long as there's a forward movement with the person leaving the spot, you're okay. I think you run a little too long,

but I'm still on your side more than they are. They're haters. 15 seconds. Whoa. All right. Thank you. Here's a voicemail from Hannah. Good morning, Bobby Bone's show.

My name's Hannah from Fort Wayne, Indiana. And I'm going to try to get through this joke without dying laughing. But what is a chicken's favorite brand of clothing to wear? Reebok. That's a good one to me. Hope you all enjoyed that. Have a great day. A plus delivery too.

A plus delivery. Yeah, she did good. All right, here's the next one. I had a question for Bobby. I know a while back that you had some shoulder pain and then you had a chiropractor come on and adjust you. And I'm just wondering how that's going if you're still seeing him or if the shoulder pain is resolved. Love your show. Bye.

My shoulder pain wasn't really like a bone thing or a setting. I tore muscles. So I don't think a chiropractor resetting anything is actually going to fix the torn muscles. What I was doing is trying to make sure my body was in line to my muscles could heal faster, which I'm 95% better. The problem is I keep throwing the ball. Oh, you've got to stop. Yeah.

And then what happened then was I was throwing the ball in a different way because my shoulder was hurting from the tears. And now I've hurt my elbow because I'm throwing in a new way. Oh, my gosh. I mean, you're going to end up needing shoulder surgery. Amputation. Oh. Just get rid of the whole arm. Bionic arm.

There's what I'm hoping for. Yeah, the chiropractor that comes in was there to kind of reset my body so I could heal. It has nothing really to do with the tears in the shoulder. But, no, I love him. I love when he comes in because it's free. That's nice. That's a good part. All right, let's do number four.

I just want to know, can we bring back this football season, lunchbox versus the ladies? I thought it was so funny. And I always played along with it, too, just like in my car. So, yeah, lunchbox versus the ladies. I think we should bring it back. Let me know what you think. It just turned into such domination. Yeah, because he's really good.

He knows a lot about football. But like the last two years that we did it, he didn't lose. So it was such domination. Not only that, he just would talk so much crap to the women on the phone. Oh, okay. So people would call in and they were real confident in their football knowledge. And then, okay, got it. I needed a recap.

They were women and they thought that they could beat lunch. He just dominates. Well, not even that. He screamed, no woman can beat me. And then. He said that? Yes. And then women called and then he just dominated them all.

Oh, yeah. So I'm open to the idea of bringing it back, but. We'll think about it. It's unbearable. It's unbearable. Any woman that loses us to shave her head. Okay. We will think about that.

Thank you for suggesting it. I'll go talk to the staff. Do you want to do it? I mean, he's so good, man. I don't think anybody can beat him. Oh, I do. There's somebody out there that can beat him. What's not somebody?

A woman. There is a woman out there that can be. We've tried, though. It's not football season yet. We'll see. I'll put it on the board to have a discussion with the board about. Okay. The board.

It's just me. No, I know. I'll talk to the crew. I'm going to talk to the board. You're Amy's pile of stories. Bobby, I know your allergies are really bad. Do you wax or tweez your nose hairs? Yeah.

I pull them out in my fingers. Okay. I was going to say you wax them? No, I don't wax them. I'll rip them out in the fingers. I do have a nose, like a little clipper that I remember to use about once every three months. If I happen to be in my bathroom and my nose. nos hairs are so long, they're touching my lip. I'll be like, oh, I should get that.

Otherwise, I would just grab my fingers and rip them out and deal with the eyes watering. Well, experts warn that tweezing nose hairs may make allergies worse. The hairs are there for a reason. They trap dust, pollen, other airborne particles. No, it looks like a mustache on me. They get so long. I would rather deal with the allergies than have those nose hairs coming all out. Well, it helps filter the air. You're taking it. And so they're saying it's causing some issues for people because more and more people are doing the thing where they put the wax up in there and let it dry and then rip it out. And then you have no protection.

It also helps with moisture. It creates like this humidity in your nose, which is good for your respiratory system. So who knew there's all kinds of issues if you wax or tweez your nose hairs? You know why we have hair like under our arms and stuff? To have a scent. So that scent is attractive to people like Caveman Days. That's why you had hair to hold scent. The B-O is attractive?

Well, in the Caveman days. Although some people like it. I like that musty smell, and that is bizarre. Oh, yeah, I don't. I don't. I like mine, but I don't like anybody else's. No. What else?

Gross. All right, so three doctors in Houston were just fined like $15 million because they would have two surgeries going at the same time. Oh. What? And they would kind of go back and forth and leave really complicated, like heart surgery type stuff to other younger surgeon type people through in the room or people not as qualified. Wow. And there was a whistleblower. I'm surprised that's illegal.

Not that it shouldn't be. But with doctors, they're balancing room to room. Sometimes letting the nurse do all the work. At least, I guess I'm surprised. And I would think you'd get someone just to do the easy stuff. Like, hey, just, you know, do that for me. It's not the easy part. The FBI in Houston was involved in this.

And there was three surgeons. It says here, quote, they engaged in a regular practice of running two operating rooms at once while delegating key aspects of extremely complicated and risky heart surgeries to unqualified medical residents. So they were like, yeah, this is not good. And the whistleblower, they get a cut of that. So when the $15 million goes out, the whistleblower gets $3 million. Hold on, hold on. If the fine happens and if it's paid?

Yeah, there's something called the False Claims Act. Well, insurance would pay, like malpractice insurance. If it happens, insurance would pay that. So the money would probably be paid. I like it that there are rules that you can't do two surgeries at once. I'm surprised there are rules based with how spread thin our doctors are. Yeah. But good for them.

And these guys were double dipping, just trying to get double the money. Who knows? Or the pressures on them. Or they lose their job if they don't. No, it's quantity over quality. Yeah, a certain amount of surgery. Or they get the surgeries done on Wednesday. That way they have Thursday and Friday off.

That's not a bad idea. But I don't think that's really it. But sometimes people come in and they need a surgery on a Thursday. Yeah, yeah. Those aren't no surgery days in general. But I would think that probably if I were doing the, I'm going to assume the best in folks, it's the pressure of being a doctor and getting all this done. and you're held a certain standard by the board

to get this many surgeries done unless lunch is right and they're just like trying to buy another Cadillac you know. But I like that. One surgery at a time. Yeah. All your focus on one. Up to three a day.

No more than three. Okay, what else? So a study found that sitting all day may not kill you if you drink enough coffee along with it. So coffee drinkers who sit all day are 24% less likely to die young than people who sit all day.

Brought to you by the coffee makers of America. There's no chance. This is real. No, I saw this. The dumbest thing I ever heard. I saw this story five different places. So I'm just bringing it to you in case you have a sedentary job. Drink coffee.

Feel proud. Stay there and just drink coffee. That's the way to fix it. Yeah. Okay. I mean, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of story. It's time for the good news.

With producer Eddie. Yeah, home it's something good. Realtor Nick was working in Arizona. He was showing a house. Dude, so close. close to closing the deal. He's showing in the living room, the kitchen. He looks out the window. He's like, whoa, that house nearby,

that's on fire. So he steps out, two houses down. He's working like he's showing it. Oh, there's people look at the house and everything. He runs over to the house. Sure enough, it's on fire. Him and a couple other neighbors run out. They knock on doors. Make sure no one's in there because he thinks that hey, valuables, they can be replaced, but

not humans. Goes in the house, searches, finds no people, but he finds a dog. They save the dog. Save the dog. And sure enough, the house was engulfed in flames, gone, gone, gone. But the town is calling him a hero. But you know what? Nick says, I bet it's not a hero.

I'm not a hero, man. I'm just doing my job. Real heroes say they're not a hero. That's why we know he's a hero. That's right. That's a good story. I bet that family, yeah, they're probably destroyed because their house is gone. Yeah.

But I bet they're also like, dang, that's awesome. You saved our dog. And the people that were looking at the house are like, they have to buy it now, right? Because, like, realtor Nick, he's the mayor. 100%. Well, they've got to buy one with him. It may not be the one they were looking at, but they're not leaving realtor next. If he can get his 3%.

Correct. Okay. Good story. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. All right, here's a voicemail from Brandy and Louisiana. I started cracking up thinking about lunchbox today because my termite inspector came to do their yearly termite inspection for our contract. And about 10 minutes after he left, I got an email and it said, how did your termite inspector do?

and you could rate them. And then the next question was, would you like to leave your termite inspector a tip? I started laughing. I thought about a lunchbox. How would you even know if your terminated inspector did a good job? Right. You leave tips for people that do quality service.

How would you know if he inspected correctly? You have no idea. I know nothing. That's a weird thing to get an email going, will you leave a tip for your Amazon driver? I hope you replied him like, no, I'm not going to tip me. Did his job. This is so stupid. I'm not using your company anymore.

I don't even review things. Yeah, you could just say no tip. No, you can just not pay attention to the email, but I don't even look at those emails like, what'd you reviews? I don't review things, I should, I guess. Do you guys do that? Sometimes they'll give you a discount if you leave a review.

Yeah. Yeah, I got $30 off something the other day for going to Facebook and saying... You got scammed. I don't know what you're about to say, but you got scammed, whatever's happening. No, I just had to go to the page and say, specifically, Charles did a great job,

and I got $30 off. That's it. I'm reviewing now, everything. You just go right, Charles is a great job on everything To see if you... We don't even have a Charles I think he got scared No, I mean for his company

He worked there, Charles. All right, let's go. It's time for Amy's Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. What do you call a detective Who accidentally solves all his cases? What's that?

Shear luck, Holmes. That's funny. That was the Morning Corny. You're selecting songs that get stuck in your head. We're doing a draft. Lunchbox won the dice roll backstage. Lunchbox will go first.

Lunchbox songs that get stuck in your head. Go ahead. Tub-thumping. I get knocked down. Gonna keep me. I'm never going to keep me down. Yeah. Sort of.

Is that hilarious? It's not stuck in their... Well, not right now. It's not stuck in my head right now, but... Got it, got it. Yeah. Yes. Chumbawamba tub-thumping.

Yes. I get knocked down. But I get up again. That's a jam. Yeah. It has a second part. Piss in the night away. Both parts.

It's a whiskey drink. Good one. It's a fucking drink. Eddie. Most annoying songs to get stuck in your head. This is so easy. Who let the dogs out? That would be my first pick.

I hate that song. It's played at sporting events. Over the top. And I'm like, I hate the song. And I sing it for three hours. It's too much, man. That's a good one. Morgan?

I cannot believe the number one pick made it all the way to me. Guys, it's Baby Shark. Baby shark do do Wow Baby shark Great, great pick I was saving it I was saving it

because you didn't have kids so I didn't think you'd take it Oh heck everybody knows every single person That doesn't have kids missed I'm gonna do like that I'm just gonna go I was saving it if I missed

No I really had I was doing that I was saving it Yeah but lunchbox I have kids I was definitely taking it Wow great Your kids no baby shark they're older Ray Mundo Yeah that kind of screwed me

All three Yeah I'm gonna just Just do a country song. Give me fancy like Walker Hayes. Oh, wow, that's good. I'm like apple bees and apple bees. Okay, Amy.

Is this the title of song, Barbie Girl? Uh-huh. Okay, I'm a Barbie girl. Barbie Girl Aqua. I like that one. Yeah. Ram me planning. Eat me and tanking.

That's good. Okay, Barbie, go to a party. No. No. That's not it. No. That's not it. Okay.

Okay, Barbie. Let's go party. Oh, let's go party. Don't make fun of lunchbox if you're going to do the same crowd. It's stuck in my head now. So now we go backward Hang it Amy had Barbie Girl

And you'll go first Since you went last Go ahead Mbop Hanson Mbop's good Bop Mbop Mbop

Bhab We got it We got it We got it We got it Rammundo For Eddie Macarena

What's that for me? Because he's Mexican Yeah Like shout out to Mexican Eddie Shout out Eddie For Macarena

Yeah I'm Macarena Is it Macarena? Is it Macarena? Rameundo is not Hispanic Mexican

Latin in any way. He just invented the name. Right. And it's Macarena. And then people think Raymundo is Mexican dude. It's so dumb. Macarena, okay. Was that big in your culture, Eddie? No, man. Okay. Morgan? Yeah, another one I'm not sure

how made it to me, but Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. That's what I had. I was saving that one. Right here. That's what I had circle for my second rounder. Baby Shark and Friday by Rebecca Black. All right. Well, that's great. Eddie, I don't have to go Disney

Let it go Let it go Frozen So annoying Let it go frozen Lunchbox you have tub thumping from Chumbabwamba Yeah you ready Call me Maybe

Call me Jameson that's a good one Hey I just met you This is crazy Here's my number So call me maybe I like that one But it gets stuck in your head Tub thumping and Call Me Maybe

So far Lunchbox's team He gets to go one final time here. Lunchbox should go first round three. Go ahead. Yeah. What other songs get stuck in your head? Yeah. What are you looking at?

My list. He's got scribbles. Yeah, I got them all scribbled out. Now I'm trying to figure out what I got left. You got a clock? Let's let the guy think. I enjoy listening. You like the grunts?

I should listen to more music. I'm trying to think what these songs. Oh, no, he's Googling. He's struggling. Five seconds if you're Googling. No, I'm not going. Googling. Look at this. This is all on my list. Three seconds, you get poop.

Give me, ah, I'm going to be. I'm going to be. Walk 5,000 miles. Proclaimers. I don't know how you, he said, I'm not going to be. What are he said? He said, he has the proclaimers. I don't know that.

I will walk 500 miles and I will walk 500 more. It's called I'm going to be. I'm going to be. Perenthees 500 miles. Thank you. That's a good one. Because he goes, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. I like that one.

Yeah. But you can like them. It's not the worst song. Annoin is in this. Okay, but still, it's annoying that they get stuck in your head. Eddie, you have who let the dogs out and let it go from Frozen? Okay, now that you've clarified, I'm going to throw this one in. It was never not clarified.

See, I thought I had to classify it as annoying to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So now that that's out of my head, give me, whoa, there it is. Whoa, there it is. There it is. Tag team, we like that. I could be in trouble. Morgan? Yeah, yeah, another one.

Not sure how it amazed me. Gangum style. Yeah. Gangum style. Gangum style. By side. PSY. Yeah.

And Joe, I know Joey from that. Who is Joey? Joey Moy. Oh. Like, I think he said that when he was on the show, right? Yeah, I know Joey. And look at what is on his head. He used to produce nickelback back in the day.

Is that the, I'll take the burrito? No, that would be rock star. Yeah. Oh, maybe I want that one. I like a nickel back too. You pick photograph, though. Well, that's just what came to me. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, let's look at the teams here. Lunchbox has tub thumping. I get knocked down. Call me maybe. I just met you, and I'm going to be Now I would have walked 500 miles Eddie has Who let the dogs out

Let it go Let it go And who there it is Morgan has Baby Shark She could have picked that one song And I think that wins She won't

Yeah by itself She has Rebecca Black Friday And then also gangnam style Ramundo has fancy like Macarena dedicated to Eddie And party in the USA

And Amy has Barbie girl Mbop and photographed from Nickelback Probably Amy finishes last It goes from worst Really? That's what I would think But we'll see

We'll see 500 Miles guy over here. I know that's a good song, but I don't know that people read it and know it. It could be close between lunchbox and Amy. 500 miles guy, she called him. All right, go vote at bobbybones.com. Thank you. Go vote.

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