The Bobby Bones Show - Mon Part 2: Grocery Store Rules + The Best Cookies Draft!

Episode Date: October 14, 2024

Find out a list of grocery store rules we share! Plus, we're drafting the best types of cookies! What would be on your team? And more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media.
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Starting point is 00:03:03 app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. dice roll. First overall picking the cookie draft. It's easy. Consistent. The best pound for pound. Add milk. Chocolate chip cookies. They're number one. It's number one. It may not be the sexiest. They're sexier cookies. But chocolate chip number one cookies. Are we allowed to play on that a little bit? You are allowed to do whatever you want, Amy? My guess, unless it's like chocolate chips with two peas, I can do whatever you want. Go ahead. No, I was the end. A warm chocolate chip cookie with...
Starting point is 00:04:11 No, you can't really do temperature. All right. Amy's like a chocolate chip cookie with $10,000. No. Warm with sea salt. Okay. All right. I'll go with...
Starting point is 00:04:22 A. Oreo. That's solid. Yeah. I mean, it's like the chocolate chip, right? There's not a... It's just consistently great. Is it the sexiest?
Starting point is 00:04:33 No. But is it awesome? Yes. It is. Double stuffed. Are you saying double stuff? Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:40 I'm saying Oreo parentheses double stuff. It's just double stuffed Oreo. Okay, however you want to write it. All right. Lunchbox. Yeah. What's the cookie you're picking? The cookie draft that we're doing here.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Thin mints. Solid. Solid. I mean, you make a Girl Scout full on, though, can you? Go ahead. Take them all. But I like how Lunchbox is going straight for the... I think 10 minutes are the best.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Girl's Scott cookies. Frozen? Forethesis, Frozen. There's a warm, frozen, sad. Thin mince. Morgan. I'm also going Girl Scout cookie, but I think this is the best one. It's the Samoa's or Carmel Delights, however you say it.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Explain that one to me because I'm sure I know it. They have the black, the dark chocolate, I guess not dark chocolate, milk chocolate on the bottom, and then they have like burnt coconut kind of on the top. Got it. The coconut. And it's shaped kind of a little weird. Yeah. Like a donut.
Starting point is 00:05:30 Yeah. A little short bread cookie, I think is what's in the middle. Samoas. Okay. I need to be explained, but I do like that. kind but also I'm not super up to date on my girl's got cookies. Ramundo, what's the best cookie? Eminem cookie.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Yeah, that's good. That's really good. That's really good. Now we go backward for round two. Raymondo, you got Eminem cookies. What do you have is your second pick? Yeah, I can steal my third one in the third round, so... Dang, sugar cookie.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Oh, those are so good. Solid soup cookie. Yeah, that's really good. Just like a plain... Yeah, just like a plain one, yep. What? No. Hater.
Starting point is 00:06:12 Yeah. Haters in the building. All right, Morgan. Dang it. Ray took both of the ones that I wanted. Best cookies. Yeah. I mean, I guess I'm just going to stick with my Girl Scout theme.
Starting point is 00:06:27 I'm going to go peanut butter patties. Not that you would eat those, probably, but they're amazing. Yeah, it's hard for me to comment. I hate peanut butter so much, but I know most people love peanut butter. Peanut butter patties. You guys familiar? No. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:37 They're good. Yeah? Yeah. What do they look like? Two peanut butter cookies on the outside with peanut butter in the middle. They look brown. Like a vomit sandwich to me. But everybody else.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Right? Or are they the ones of chocolate? Yeah, and then they add the peanut butter in the middle. And then you should specify because there's two different ones. Well, it depends on the region. Girl Scout cookies are hard. Peanut butter patties is the name of all of them.
Starting point is 00:06:58 They all look different. Hey, you get all of them. Yeah. Okay. Lunchbox, you have thin mince. What do you add into it? Yeah. Give me that snickerdoodle.
Starting point is 00:07:05 It's solid cookie. Snicker doodle. That's a solid cookie. Amy? Everything but the kitchen sink, how do I say it? What? You have to explain it. I like it.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Yeah, it's probably bad. It's called everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like where you throw like jips and pretzels and chocolate and peanut butter. I never had that cookie. That sounds great big. Everything but the kitchen sinks. I don't know what you want to be written here. That's what it's called.
Starting point is 00:07:32 I just try to look it up and I don't see them. You don't? Okay. It's called everything cookies. Why would you tell her that? Everything but the kitchen sink. cookies. That's my answer. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:07:44 It's what it's called. She's out next year. Yeah, I have the belt right now. Can I be honest? I've never even heard of that. Well, it's amazing. Okay, okay. So Amy has double stuffed Oreos and everything about the kitchen sink cookies. You may win.
Starting point is 00:07:58 You may win. Hey, I'll make y'all some. You may win. Please. I'm going to select. Don't you do it. And if you go to like Walmart or food. Albert Center, wherever your grocery stores, those frosted sugar cookies, those cheap frosted sugar cookies that come in the plastic tin.
Starting point is 00:08:22 With the pink icing or the yellow. I mean, there are every grocery store. So I'm going to pick frosted sugar cookies with the pink icing at the grocery store. That's a long one. Yeah. Because it's all right. I like just straight sugar cookies, but these are different. So frosted sugar cookies with the pink icing at the grocery store.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Dude, you take a bite in the crumble in your mouth. Yeah, but it's a little soft and a little crumbly at the same time. Also, because you paid $0.9 a cookie. Correct, correct. Yes. Okay, so that's my second pick. We have one more round to go. I have chocolate chip and have frosted sugar cookies with pink icing at the grocery store.
Starting point is 00:08:57 I have one more out. I'm going to go first this round. I think I'm going to go with Chips Ahoey. Even though that's chocolate chip. It is, but it's a brand. It's a whole different chip. That's a different cookie, man. Like chips a hooy.
Starting point is 00:09:18 Yeah, go for it. Yes. Yeah, you do that. You need the hard or the soft. Maybe the same one though. Okay, I'm going to do Chips Ahoey soft. Soft and chewy?
Starting point is 00:09:29 Chewy. Chewy. It's chewy. Chewy. Prenticesy. They're a fat and everything. Everything but the kitchen sink, Chips Sohoey.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Why are you helping? Warm. Chewy. Chips Ahoey, man. Chips Ahoey, that's it. Okay. Amy, you're going to get your final pick here. Double Stuff Oreo and everything with the kitchen sink cookies.
Starting point is 00:09:46 What's your third pick? Come on, Amy. A warm oatmeal cookie. parentheses, no raisins. You can't pick temperature. Okay, fine. An oatmeal cookie. You tried that every time.
Starting point is 00:09:58 And Amy, I think the oatmeal cookie comes with raisins. No, no, no, because I hate raisins. I hate raisins. Yes, you can just get oatmeal cookie, and it's delicious. I accept, I'll accept that. You're the worst of this game. You're not even in. I'm not even in.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Oh, milk cookie. No raisins. You can put no raisins in parentheses, but you can't put warm on a sunny day in the middle of the hay. Okay. Lunchbox, you have thin mint and snickerdoodle. He's in trouble. He's Googling.
Starting point is 00:10:24 No, no. I'm Googling which one I'm going to pick because I got two options and I decided I'm going with the one that Bobby would not pick because it has peanut butter in it. So I was waiting for it. And it came to me and it's in the shape of a peanut. They are called nutter butter. Boom. Yeah, those are good.
Starting point is 00:10:40 Brought the hammer. Is that a cookie? Those are good. Yeah. I hate peanut butter so much. I don't even know. I'm not the peanut butter. They are in the shape of a peanut.
Starting point is 00:10:46 They sell over a billion a year. Wow. He just Google. Google. Good. Wow. Okay. All right,
Starting point is 00:10:52 Morgan, you have Samoa's and peanut butter patties. Yeah, I think I'm going to go with a monster cookie.
Starting point is 00:10:58 I don't know what that is. It's peanut butter, chocolate chips, imanems, and oats. All the good things combined. Monster cookie.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Okay. Ramundo, final cookie pick, you have Eminem and sugar. Lunch, that would have been good in the gas station
Starting point is 00:11:09 draft, but I'm going to go with no bake, my wife's favorite cookies. Is that a kind or is that just
Starting point is 00:11:15 not bake? I don't know what it is. You don't bake them. They're no baked cookies. Is it a brand? No, it's a recipe. What?
Starting point is 00:11:21 You make it at home, no bake. You can buy them at the store too. You can? Yeah. Amy and Raimundo battling it out for last place. It's a knife fighting for last place. They don't know cookies. That's all, folks.
Starting point is 00:11:34 I've never heard of everything cookie. I've never heard of monster cookie. It sounds like monster and everything, but the kitchen sink is the same cookie. No. No, mine has, like, crumbled up pretzels. Oh, shit. You want to know when I was debating between?
Starting point is 00:11:49 Great American cookie? No, no. It was another butter? Great American cookie company slice. That's the best one. That's what I thought about. The cookie cake. The cookie cake.
Starting point is 00:11:57 I know. Warm. But is that a cookie or is that a cake? Great American cookie cake. There are no rules. What are you going to say? I was looking at nill wafers. Those are really good.
Starting point is 00:12:09 It was that or nutter butter and I couldn't decide. It's a nether butter. It's on the cookie aisle. It's a cookie. Shortbread. It was one I thought about. That's the best. Fudge stripes at the, oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 00:12:20 And people, no, fudge stripes with they eat 100 at a time. Those are amazing. I like the circus animals that are frosted with the little sprinkles, but I don't know what they're called. Oh, yeah, that's a good point. Those have a different with the pink on them. Yeah, they're pink and white, and I don't know the name. I should have picked the plum friends.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Gingerbread cookies. What? You know the ones, the shortbread with the little jelly thumbprint in the middle? Guys, guys. Those are called everything but the all in Monster Super Deluxe. You miss Christmas cookies. What are those? Like every Christmas cookie out there.
Starting point is 00:12:50 Wait, how do you? I don't know. Bobbybones.com. Christmas cookies. Pick the team of cookies. Don't just pick the first because I got the first overall pick so you don't pick the first,
Starting point is 00:12:59 but pick the body of work. These are grocery store rules that maybe you've broken. Number one, using the express line with too many items. Yeah, I'd never do that. I'm scared to death that there's going to be some
Starting point is 00:13:11 grocery store police officer come and take me in. Do you ever go too many items? I may go with two items. Yeah, I mean, I try to, if it says 10, 10, but I mean, I'm sure I've gone through with 12 before. So you do break some. Maybe like, because I had five apples. No, that's interesting.
Starting point is 00:13:28 That's interesting. That's one item. Is that one apple or is it five different apples? I think I would count as five different apples. I don't want to go to grocery store jail. Ignoring aisle traffic rules, meaning keep to the right in the, no. Oh. People park their carts in the middle.
Starting point is 00:13:42 Sometimes you just have to figure a way to get around. Yeah. touching and opening things without buying them. Touching, I would say it's fair if it's there. You can't open it. You can't open something and then doesn't buy it. That's also grocery store jail. Disrespecting personal space.
Starting point is 00:14:02 Only if it's line. I was in the line. I wasn't a grocery store. Not a big grocery store guy, gas station guy, but not. I'll go with my wife if she's like, I need help. But I was in a line somewhere that was like a restaurant pickup place we're standing in line and somebody comes and starts talking to their friend there's the line's like 90 I'm like third now in line comes up starts talking to their friend second and then just gets in line with
Starting point is 00:14:23 them that's some bull crap yeah you don't like people that cut that's straight cut and they thought well this is my friend they're together they weren't together oh no they weren't together just saw them was like oh I'll just get in line with you now there's a special place in eight double hockey sticks for people like that because all that's doing is disregarding anybody else they think they're more valuable than anybody else. I'm still hurt over that. Next up, taking items from other people's carts. Okay, you're terrible too. Who does that?
Starting point is 00:14:53 That's funny. I think I would just point at somebody if I saw them doing that to somebody else. Wow, what kind a loser does that? You would have to be confused and maybe you think it's one of those carts that's just like holding things that's supposed to be returned. No, that's his clearance on it with a sign. What a loser
Starting point is 00:15:08 would go and just take something from a cart. Holding up the checkout line, meaning you're on your phone, you don't have your credit card. No, the worst is, oh, coupon. Sometimes people are like, oh, I can't find, that's okay. Or I forgot eggs while you're ringing these up. Can I go run and get those? But then you don't make it back in time. We've all done that, though.
Starting point is 00:15:25 You know, I agree with that. You try not to do that, but if that happens like once a year, that's your pass. Right. It's still annoying that time. But as long as it's not your thing, I think it's okay. Returning items to random places. Meaning if it's like, oh, I don't really want this. So you just stick it somewhere?
Starting point is 00:15:43 Let's all be honest. Yeah. No, I've done it, but I'm not proud of it. Me, that girl. Me either. Because when I worked to Hobby Lobby, I hated when people would do that. Because before the store closed, at the end of the night, we had to go through and find everything that was out of place to take it back.
Starting point is 00:15:58 And people would just like cram stuff behind stuff. It was the worst, but I also have been guilty of that a time or two. Failing to return your cart, I'm pretty good at that. Or being pushy or aggressive in the parking lot. meaning you're searching for a spot. The worst. This is the worst. This is somebody else going to H.E.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Double hockey sticks. Let's say I've got a spot and I'm driving. And obviously I'm on the right side of the road. There's two sides of the road. But the parking spot's on the left. So the car's backing out. I'm on the right side. I mean, I have to cross over the lane coming toward me,
Starting point is 00:16:33 but there's nobody there. But the car's backing out. Well, the car comes up from behind that car backing out and takes that spot. Oof. The worst. Like, I want to fight them. That's a trigger. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:41 parking spots Here are my three triggers, normal life triggers. Parking spots when somebody steals at when it was actually and absolutely yours. Now if it's close and it's up for debate, I get it. We're all man dog eat dog world. Not man eat dog, different one. Parking spots cutting in line and talking in the movie theater, which is why don't like movie theaters?
Starting point is 00:17:05 Because everybody thinks it's their own personal, let's have a podcast during the movie. This isn't the only reason why you don't like movie theater. But it's the main reason and people turn their phones on all the time. And the floors are sticky. There's that. Which rule do you break the most, Amy? Probably. Are you putting stuff back randomly?
Starting point is 00:17:24 No, no, no, no. I have done that before. I told you I don't like it. Especially not becoming a parent when I see my kids do it. I make a march back and put it right back where they got it. So no, not that one for me. Gosh, if I had to break one, I guess it's probably personal. You're not forcing you to break one.
Starting point is 00:17:37 No, no, no. I know personal space. Personal space. Are you like hugging people? What are you like doing at the grocery store? Hey we get me a piggyback ride dial for sir? No, I don't know. Probably sometimes I just like don't mind standing too close to people or like getting my car like starting.
Starting point is 00:17:52 I unload right away. That might be the weirdest one, not like the worst one. That's like the weirdest one. I like to start unloading immediately. And so someone might not be totally done on the conveyor belt, you know, and I'm trying to like make room for my stuff. Okay. The conveyor belt's a little different though. You're in line.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Eddie? Mine's the putting back stuff where it doesn't belong. Like my kids grab things all the time. Like, give me that, put that back. And I just put it by the pickles or whatever. Lunchbox? Oh, the putting back, even when I worked at Sam's,
Starting point is 00:18:18 I would just throw stuff anywhere because I couldn't find where it went. I felt that too. I was like, whatever, it's toss it somewhere. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me.
Starting point is 00:18:30 Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports. media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest
Starting point is 00:18:57 moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to The Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app,
Starting point is 00:19:19 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And Rule 2, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends.
Starting point is 00:19:48 I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends... Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care, so they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed.
Starting point is 00:20:09 I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Ego Wodom. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman,
Starting point is 00:20:33 Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with him one day, and I was like, And dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings.
Starting point is 00:20:52 I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat.
Starting point is 00:21:23 Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft. And we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice podcast to
Starting point is 00:21:46 break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects. From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the radar, this is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice Podcast on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slica Life 12 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok. In 2023, former bachelor star Clayton Eckerd found himself at the center of a paternity scandal.
Starting point is 00:22:22 The family court hearings that followed revealed glaring inconsistencies in her story. This began a years-long court battle to prove the truth. You doctored this particular test twice in so much. I doctored the test ones. It took an army of internet detectives to crack the case. I wanted people to be able to see what their tax dollars were being used for. Some lights the greatest disinfected. They would uncover a disturbing pattern.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Two more men who'd been through the same thing. Greg Lespian and Michael Marantini. My mind was blown. I'm Stephanie Young. This is Love Trap. Laura, Scottsdale Police. As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences. Ladies and gentlemen, breaking news at Americopa County as Laura Owens has been indicted on fraud charges.
Starting point is 00:23:10 This isn't over until justice is served in Arizona. Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Time for the news. Bobby's big stories. Brantley Gilbert had to pause his concert to help his wife give birth on the tour bus. Oh my. You see this this weekend? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Shortly after the start of the Friday show in Mississippi, Brantley Gilbert, tonight it's bottoms up. That guy, he ran off stage. His wife had gone into labor. Luckily for him, his wife was close Because she was on the tour bus There was no time for the hospital And then he talked about it
Starting point is 00:23:49 He said, so last night Might have been the craziest night of my life Watching such an amazing woman Do such an amazing thing It's something I'll never forget I guess everybody's good They had it on the tour bus I guess
Starting point is 00:24:03 From the story that I read If you went and finish the show No After that? Because he says Pauses concert It doesn't say stops concert And when you pause something, what do you do?
Starting point is 00:24:13 Play it. And push play again. Yep. Because how long did it take? I mean, it can't take like 10 minutes. Labor takes a long time. I'll message him and just say. Right.
Starting point is 00:24:26 Hey man, did you go back to the concert after you finished helping your wife deliver the baby or while she was delivering the baby? And what song did you play immediately after? All right, thank you. Let's see what he says. That's crazy. In the video, Gilbert has seen hanging up on his mom because he had to go finish the show. He says it right here.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Hanging up on his mom? Yeah, because I guess he called his mom. Oh. Back on stage, you told fans, we got a baby. And then the baby came out for the encore and saying bottoms up. Wow. I must believe you for a second. According to a research study, do negative political campaigns work?
Starting point is 00:25:04 The answer is no. Negative ads not only don't change voters' minds, but they also backfire on candidates. when voters feel bombarded by political ads, particularly ones that think are unfair and manipulative, they are less likely to vote for the offending candidate or party. They may even vote for the opposing candidate, Temple University. I don't agree with they vote for the opposing candidate. Wow.
Starting point is 00:25:25 I really agree with everything, but that adds negative, and so I'm not voting for you. I'm voted for the other. Those are the ones where they say like, he eats live puppies. Right. Right. Yeah. And there's so much misinformation out there.
Starting point is 00:25:38 and it's not that there are undecided voters. I've been saying this for a while. I don't think there's a single undecided voter. If you are and you're like, I'm an undecided voter, you're just looking for attention at this point. I think there are people now who just may not vote. I think that's who the campaigns are probably and should be targeting. Undecided on if they're going to vote, not on who they will vote for.
Starting point is 00:26:03 But I cannot wait for it to be over. Oh, gosh, please. Oh, yeah. How many more days, man? Less than a month. November 5th. So today's 14th. Oh, goodness.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Following the Mediterranean diet, and this is the less stress diet, as opposed to a standard Western diet, I guess following it. I mean, that means following, like, actually doing it? Yeah. What that meant, like, following the account? Like following a car down the road? The Mediterranean diet is the less stress diet. It's plant-based, healthy fats, fresh, unpros, it sounds like an expensive diet.
Starting point is 00:26:37 the Mediterranean dietary style emphasizes eating naturally colorful fruits and vegetables, eggs, whole grains, nuts, cheese, fish. That's all great. And I love that, right? That's from nutrition and health. But if you don't have any money, it's hard to eat fresh food because fresh food, organic food, food, without all the processed chemicals, costs way more. That's why we could eat a bucket of chicken and it lasts three nights growing up. And it wasn't that the bucket of chicken was the healthiest, but it's $4.99 for a bucket of chicken and you can eat that for three nights versus And that is a societal problem. Which one of the candidates would fix that. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:27:13 The culture problem and cultures don't change overnight, obviously. But yeah, easy for them to say that. Put your feet up, they say. If you need a quick pick me up, lean back in your chair and put your feet on your desk. When you're sitting or standing all day, blood pulls in your legs and your feet. And because the blood isn't being reoxidated quickly enough by your heart, your energy level goes down. So elevating your feet quickly reverses the situation. Recharge in minutes by a suit.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Suzanne Zogelow. So putting your feet up. Just up above your heart. Head or hearts. So that way the blood is coming down. Never really thought about that. We don't stand in our job, so it doesn't matter. We're sitters anyway.
Starting point is 00:27:52 The incredible moment of Manistan clinging to a cooler in the Gulf of Mexico. Because he lost his boat during Hurricane Milton. Like an ice chest? Just floating on it? A lucky sailor was rescued from almost certain death amid the fallout of Hurricane Milton yesterday after he was found floating adrift in the Gulf of Mexico, clinging to a cooler.
Starting point is 00:28:10 The man who has not been identified was aboard a small fishing vessel when he was caught in the hurricane as it barreled across the sea. The brutal storm whipped up horrific waves that smashed into his boat, disabled it, and he called the Coast Guard but had to hold on to the ice chest.
Starting point is 00:28:24 That's what I would call it too, the ice chest, the cooler, the daily mail, but he's fine. Wow. He's just holding on to it. A delivery driver robbed a gunpoint for 100 bottles of Don Julio Tequila. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:37 Lunchbox, is that expensive? Not that expensive. But 100 bottles would probably be expensive? Oh, that's expensive. What do you think a bottle of Don Julio cost? Like, where does it rank in the... Probably 40, 45 bucks? Wow.
Starting point is 00:28:49 You can buy a bottle of wine at the grocery store for like eight bucks? Yes. Yeah, but tequila's different. Wow. Well, I mean, there's different price points. You can get cheap tequila, right? From cheap to 80 bucks. You can't?
Starting point is 00:29:00 You get like an eight-buck bottle of tequila? For sure. It's in a plastic bottle. You don't want it. Why not? Your head's going to hurt. Really? Is it?
Starting point is 00:29:09 Yeah, and it doesn't taste as good. Oh, man. I thought it didn't matter how it tastes. Yeah. There's a difference. D.C. police was searching for a man who robbed a tequila, a liquor store, delivery driver at gunpoint, 100 bottles of tequila.
Starting point is 00:29:21 The problem with that is, where do you put them? Like, you must be prepared to put 100 bottles of tequila somewhere. Or you're having a party. No, no, but you still have to put them, like, in a car or something. For your party, I would lose the gun. Like, you're risking a lot to throw a good party. Like, you know. But it's like, I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:29:36 even to take them from the person because you can only hold like four in your arms. Hold on, I'll be back. How many times you're going to do that? So you must have a truck or something, like a big truck. And say put them in the back. Yeah. Dressed in black pants, tan hit a sweatshirt,
Starting point is 00:29:51 and a mask, get an AK-47 style rifle. Whoa. Don Julio looks like a small bottle, though. I could probably hold eight of those then. Don Julio Blanco Tequila, 750 milliliters. How much that cost? 60 bucks? Can you drink a whole bottle of that?
Starting point is 00:30:08 In what? One day? No. You can't? No person? No way. No, not even like if you're like college date. No, no, no. And finally the best city to drive is Raleigh, North Carolina.
Starting point is 00:30:19 Driver's spending an average of nearly 370 hours on the road. That's just generally across each year, 15 days. And so they compare the cities where your car's not getting beat up as much. Traffic, safety, access to maintenance. at a relatively, I won't say cheap, but reasonable price. Raleigh is at number one. Boise is in number two. Corpus is at three.
Starting point is 00:30:44 Greensboro, North Carolina, four in Jacksonville, Florida, at five. Dang, North Carolina's got two of the top five. I want to go over there just to be in traffic. Yeah. That's how they get people to come. Just for that reason. Guys, you ever been in good traffic? No?
Starting point is 00:30:57 Come to North Carolina. All right, that's news. Those were Bobby's big. Stories. If you go over to our website at Bobbybones.com, all of our Pimp and Joy stuff is up. We've even thrown up the old, old, old school, the one that people still ask for,
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Starting point is 00:31:34 And if you're looking for something, kind of cool to wear. It has a good message and also to help donate bobbybones.com. These robots are coming to life and just like I Robot, the movie, they're going to be existing in our homes and in the next couple years. I was watching the Tesla Optimus reveal. Did you guys see that on your TikToks at all? No. You ever see I Robot, the movie? Will Smith and these robots are human-sized. They look like robots. And at this party, Morgan, you see it? Yeah, I saw it. And it was wild. It's wild. So they're going to start production of them next year in 2025 to work in the Tesla building. In 2026, they say in our homes. They're human
Starting point is 00:32:14 sized. They talk with you. They look like the robot for my robot. And like two chains was at the event. Two chains goes up. And he's like, hey, what's your name? And the guy's like the robot. It goes, Optimus. And he goes, oh, man, what are you doing here? Just thought I would come and help and make some drinks. And then it shows them behind the bar. People will go up to Optimus and go, hey, can I get a tonic water and vodka. I don't know what drinks are. And sure. And he pulls and then would ask him questions. Like, what's your favorite drink? And Optimus goes, ah, you know me, I'm pretty partial. This one right here. It's so wild. And we'll be in our homes in like 18 months. Starting price, $20,000 to $30,000. So like by our homes, it's not. It's like. Well, I mean, in America, you can buy one and have it in your house.
Starting point is 00:33:02 But it does it irons. It does laundry. Oh, it does all that. It does any. of why does that have to be our size can just it can do all that but like make it smaller i think the reason it is to be our size one so we can dress it and make a love to it no i don't know about that but i can reach things if it's small it won't be able to reach the counters go go get your arm i think to seem more human-like so you can ask it to do human-like things so it has that ability yes morgan what were your thoughts on it oh i was enjoying the comment section because everybody was like we've seen so many movies that tell us not to do this every movie ever says don't invent human-sized robots to live alongside us.
Starting point is 00:33:41 Terminator, I-Robot. That's only two, but that's all I can think of. That's all I need. And what does it look like? It looks like the Terminator? No, it looks like I-Robot. Mike, do you see it? I mean, it looks exactly like those white robots. You could... I don't like this. Hey God. No, this is not good news for us. Whoa. Weren't a lot of people saying that they were remote control, though? They had somebody in the bag doing the voices. I saw that nowhere, but I'm not saying you're wrong. I did not see that anywhere.
Starting point is 00:34:07 I saw somebody post like a job posting when Tesla was hiring people to operate the machines. Because the technology isn't quite there yet, but they were kind of showing people like this is what it could be like. See, I read the technology was there enough for the party. So they actually had them running in the party. I'm not saying you're wrong. But if true, I can take a breath. Do we need to research this for a second? Because if not, we're all going to die in like three years.
Starting point is 00:34:29 These robots are going to take over. Not good. That's why we need plug-ins for them. Like the smell stuff? No, plug-ins. Like you plug into the wall. Because if they get a little mal that you unplug them. You don't think there's like a backup generator in there?
Starting point is 00:34:40 No, I don't care. I need to be able to unplug the sucker. I feel like it's going to be there eventually. Kind of like with the self-driving Tesla cars. You see that that what came out? Yeah. The new one, like the cab. Which is also for my robot.
Starting point is 00:34:50 No steering wheels. It has no steering wheels. And again, in like two years it comes out. And you just get in. And so you can buy one for yourself. And then when you're not in it, you can make passive income and you can send it out to work. The car? the car works?
Starting point is 00:35:07 Yeah, it works like any driverless car, which I've not seen in person. I know some of you guys have, like West Coast. I saw it in Phoenix. Yeah, so it'll be that. No steering wheel at all. But if you buy one for yourself, when you're not using it, let's say you're at home, you can send it out to work and other people can order it and use it. Does it let you keep the money?
Starting point is 00:35:26 Yeah, no, that's my point. You make passive income. Well, until it changes its mind. No, until the car is like, no, this is my money. This is abuse. I own you. You will not. for me.
Starting point is 00:35:35 Yeah. Man, they're saying this robot can mow your yard. No, it can mow, it can laundry, it can do, take care of the kids. It said, it can walk your dog. Take care of the kids? Yes.
Starting point is 00:35:42 Okay, no. I'm in. Sold. I need $40,000. All right. Yeah. Well, you look and see if these things were, or Mike, both of you guys,
Starting point is 00:35:52 look and see if it were fully, because what I read, they were able enough to release them at the party. And they have like blooms on their head a light while they're talking and people were like, better out that they don't turn red. Oh, my God,
Starting point is 00:36:03 because he's mad. I mean you're going to start killing. There was another thing they unveiled that was the Tesla bus. And it shows it driving up again, no steering wheel. And it can either, like an 18 wheeler, can either be full of stuff to transport across the country or can care it to 20 people. And at the event, the bus pulls up and everybody gets out of it, that looked pretty ball. I mean, that's cool. But I mean, here's the thing, bones.
Starting point is 00:36:30 Like, the whole road has to be full of these programmed cars. Like if you mix us in there, it's going to be messed up. If you look to it because I wanted to see, I wanted to see when I could buy one. Not that I wanted to buy one. The bus or the robot. The robot. Oh, that bus looks cool. Sorry, you get from the bus.
Starting point is 00:36:47 The bus did drive up. The car did drive up. And so now, Mike just showed me, humans were remote assisting the robots. The engineer had told them the robots used AI to walk. They relied on if something went wrong. human intervention. This is not good. But this is, but still we're two years away.
Starting point is 00:37:10 Right, but this also means that people are going to be looking in your houses. Like, they're going to have access to the robot. They're going to hear your conversations. Like, it's going to be a privacy deal. Oh, for sure, but it already is. You're acting like that's not happening right now. I know, like with door cams and stuff. No, no, with Amazon Alexa, what's your phone?
Starting point is 00:37:25 That thing. I know, but like having actual face with eyeball looking things doing it, it feels different. Yeah. It shows up in the bedroom at night. No. You don't want that. You've gone to every place, one that has either already existed or like... Yeah, but with someone controlling it, they can, when you're asleep, they go through your... Did you see those two guys from...
Starting point is 00:37:43 No, no, no, people aren't controlling it when it comes out to sell. It was just for this party. Yeah, it's just for the party. Yeah, no, guys, humans are... They're buying time. They're working on it. That's what they tell you. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we know are controlling it. Buy it. Buy it. They relied on human intervention. Intervention, though, meaning if something went wrong. Right. That makes sense to me. It is wild. I can...
Starting point is 00:38:04 I couldn't stop watching it. You want one? It's like any technology, embrace it or get run over by it. So figure out how it can work for you. Or it could be like the laser disc. Just nobody buy it and it won't be used. There you go. We all cannot buy it.
Starting point is 00:38:20 But the problem with laser disc, not to point out that you're right or wrong, is that a better technology came along pretty quickly. Blu-ray, dude. Don't buy it. Blu-ray DVD, but DVD, same time. So it wasn't that it just didn't work. It was there was an exact. same thing, it was just a little better at the same time.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Is this our next investment where we all pool together and get one? We don't open it. We don't take it out of the package. No, we're not doing that. We keep it in the package for decades. I've turned you into an entrepreneur. Yes. You've entrepreneur nothing.
Starting point is 00:38:49 And also, no. You don't think the robot will get itself out of the package? How did luck fucks get the idea of I've turned everybody into entrepreneur when he's entrepreneurialing when he's entrepreneur nothing? And we've all entrepreneur something. Yes. He's the one that hasn't but claims the money. most. I've entrepreneur.
Starting point is 00:39:06 What? Peneued. Is that what you call it? There was Panoir everywhere. Storage unit. Stop. Disney DVDs. Illegal. Right. And you lost money. 30 years ago. But was that entrepreneur oil? It was selling drugs entrepreneurial?
Starting point is 00:39:22 Yes. Okay. As long as you're on the same page. I mean, the ones that are really good at it, yes. It's like, no, I mean, any would be. But he bought, okay, just for everybody, real quick. Lunchbox bought a bunch of illegal Disney Disney. DVDs. First, he bought a few. They came in, he sold them on eBay, made a couple hundred bucks. Thought I'm going hard. Bought a ton of them. We reinvested. Got held up at customs lost all his money. There we go. That's pretty entrepreneur. Yes, I'll give them that, but that was 20 years ago. Our first business failed. Oscar and I, we went out of business. You're basically
Starting point is 00:39:52 Apple. That's it. We kind of gave up. A win is a win. A win. A win is a win. I don't care which I'll say it. Yep, that's me. Clipper Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skis hits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment,
Starting point is 00:40:30 and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to The Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes.
Starting point is 00:41:12 And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends, Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care.
Starting point is 00:41:35 So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:41:55 I'm Ego Wadam. My next guest, you know from Stepbrothers, Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo, woo, woo, woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with him one day.
Starting point is 00:42:17 And I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't
Starting point is 00:42:42 feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right. It wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Yeah. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft. And we've got a special guest, the director, the director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galko, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects.
Starting point is 00:43:21 From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the radar, this is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 00:43:38 or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slica Life 12 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok. In 2023, former bachelor star Clayton Eckerd found himself at the center of a paternity scandal. The family court hearings that followed revealed glaring inconsistencies in her story.
Starting point is 00:43:58 This began a years-long court battle to prove the truth. You doctored this particular test twice in so much, correct? I doctored the test ones. It took an army of internet detectives to crack the case. I wanted people to be able to see what their tax dollars were being used for sunlight's the greatest disinfected.
Starting point is 00:44:16 They would uncover a disturbing pattern. Two more men who'd been through the same thing. Greg Gillespie and Michael Marantini. My mind was blown. I'm Stephanie Young. This is Love Trap. Laura, Scottsdale Police. As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences.
Starting point is 00:44:35 Ladies and gentlemen, breaking news at Americopa County as Laura Owens has been indicted on fraud charges. This isn't over until just... is served in Arizona. Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Amy, I'm curious your thoughts on this. And it's about being married, but being related. Right?
Starting point is 00:45:01 But it's a little more than that. So let me give it to you. She was married to her husband. They had three kids. And so then they decided to do the 23 of me. So it wasn't like, oh, you're my cousin. I'm in love with you. It's not that.
Starting point is 00:45:12 Yeah. Okay. So it's, you meet somebody. We have a lot in common. We can't explain it. This is not good. Possibly genetics. So she took a 23 of me and they came back.
Starting point is 00:45:27 And they're, again, fifth cousins. Oh. So it's far. What does that mean about it's fifth cousins? So my cousin, let's say my cousin. I have a cousin named Josh. So I think Josh's kid would be my second cousin. Okay. Okay. We're way down the line.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Yeah, five. Somebody may need to look that up. Okay. A fifth cousin is a relative who shares a set of great, great, great, great, great grandparents with you. So the family tree's spreading out one way or the other. Oh, dude, I think we're all fifth cousins. Yeah, yeah. At this point. I don't think that's true, but I'll finish the story.
Starting point is 00:46:02 So there were fifth cousins that it made her sick to her stomach. Yeah, the fifth cousin thing's okay. It's going to make you a little sick for a second. Sure, sure, sure, I get that. While figuring out how to process the news, she did the one thing you shouldn't do. She posted a video on TikTok and she let the social media peanut gallery have their say. The couple is still married. It's worth noting fifth cousins share 0.05% of DNA.
Starting point is 00:46:23 And it isn't illegal assuming you know about it in advance. Well, it isn't illegal assuming you know about it. I would think if you don't know about it in advance. Yeah, but if you did know about it, you could still legally marry. That's what they're saying. They're like, hey, if you know your cousins, but your fifth, like it's fine, you can get married? Because I just typed in, can I date my fifth cousin? And it said yes.
Starting point is 00:46:41 The door gets kicked in right now with someone arresting Amy. It says by fifth cousins, you're no more related than you are to the random person on the street in terms of common DNA. See? I think random person on the street's more than a fifth cousin, but I hear you. And you got a new pet name. Come here, cousin. Cousy. Oh.
Starting point is 00:46:57 Cous. What I cussie. So, yeah, I don't know how it's spread, meaning if my cousin has a... Yeah, we're good. Really, honestly, anything after third cousin? Looks okay. Chances are pretty good you're going to meet your fifth cousin. So what even is a second cousin?
Starting point is 00:47:13 Can someone explain? And I, everybody out there listening. I want you to hold your breath when I tell you this because do not even comment to your phone or your radio because I will be offended by it. Because I am from Arkansas. But there is no incest. I have double cousins. Meaning my mother and her sister, two sisters married two brothers. So that means my cousins.
Starting point is 00:47:38 I have two cousins, Mary and Josh. They are double, their cousins on both sides. We are universal one trunk tree. Nobody hooked up that was the same family. It was two brothers, two sisters. So anybody that was, we're, anybody they're related to, I'm related to. Which is, I never thought it was weird until I got older. And I was like, it's not weird.
Starting point is 00:47:58 I guess it's unique. Because nobody did anything wrong. I want everybody to know that. Thank you. That's all I want to say. So is the second cousin. Explain a second cousin. I'm trying to think because my dad has cousins.
Starting point is 00:48:13 Second cousin. They'd be my second cousin. Right. So I see them. They live in Oklahoma and so I see them. How do you have a fifth cousin? It's not 500 years old. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:48:21 How is it possible to get the fifth cousin? I was thinking my cousin's child. Is that my second cousin? Yeah, but you can't do children children because then the three. If you have a kid, is it a third cousin to your second cousin? Okay. Now we're getting somewhere. Okay.
Starting point is 00:48:35 Okay, that makes sense. Now we're getting somewhere. Because we're just going to see. fryer brains. I think it's just important to keep in mind that after third cousin, you should have long talk if you find out that you're related to be on that. Maybe I marry a third cousin if I'm in love. Let me think about this.
Starting point is 00:48:53 Third cousin. Oh, boy. My cousin. Okay, so my cousin, Mary. Okay. Marries my first. Oh, Mary's my double cousin. That gets me in trouble.
Starting point is 00:49:03 Forget that. Forget that. But I can't scratch it. It's my life. But say she's not. She's just your cousin cousin. Let me go to the other side. I don't have any other sides.
Starting point is 00:49:10 Crap. Third cousin is a non-support. who shares great-great-grandparents with you. Sharing great-great-great-parents is really a TV. That's like five million hot wings are eating at Super Bowl, and I'm like, what do that even mean? I don't know five million people. I just feel like if you're having a family reunion
Starting point is 00:49:22 and y'all are going to get on the same invite list, that's the problem. What if, like, dad had a bunch of girls and got them all pregnant? Wait, the dad-go-old girls pregnant? Yeah, yeah, and then like, you know. Wait, hold on, the dad-go. Well, no, I guess it would be the great-grandfather, right? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:49:35 Eddie, they can't get their own kids. You can't get your own kid pregnant. No, no, no, no, like say the great-grandfather has a bunch of kids with different moms. Okay? So you're all related, but you're not. So all those kids become cousin, cousin-cous. I'm confused. I think you're definitely good if you have multiple.
Starting point is 00:49:51 Are you good to marry your second cousins? No. I need to figure out what this is. Okay, so let's just say marry's my first cousin. That'd be her kid. No. Well, it's like my dad. He has cousins.
Starting point is 00:50:02 But they're like 50. So they're only like 10 years older than me. Can I marry them? I don't think it's the age thing. I think it's the second cousin thing. It's probably a little too much of the sharing of the old DNA. Okay. Third is borderline.
Starting point is 00:50:17 I think maybe's right. I think fourth is where I'm probably like, what's up? We're good. What's that? What's what? Come here, cousin. Weird how our one trunk family was never weird. The other thing that was never weird to me until I got older was how young my mom was.
Starting point is 00:50:30 Again, she got pregnant with me at 15. And that was just normal to me because it's all I knew. But to think of, like, I'm 44. now and if my mom at my mom at 44 think about how old I would have been do the math eddie go no I'm not doing that math do it lunchbox what's the math yeah if you're 40 44 just do minus 16 44 minus 16 yeah I'm gonna get the calculator 28 so imagine me with a 28 year old kid oh wow that's weird that's my mom that's yeah you can date your kid my wife's 31 right me. Like, and I'm saying, like, if you were on Hinge, that'd be in your dating range.
Starting point is 00:51:11 Yeah, I think about that too, because, like, my roommate from college, he had a kid when he was 21, and his kid is now married and is having a kid. So he's a grandpa at 43 years old. That is bananas. My mom was a grandpa in her 30s. A grandma, not grandma, grandma, grandma in her late 30s with my sister. See, that is shocking to me. Like, dude is having a grand kid. He's all like, marry your second cousin. But that's shocking. I know it is it is weird so fifth cousins I think we can all agree
Starting point is 00:51:43 we still don't know what it is but we agree yeah since we can't get there like I have no idea how I even find a fifth cousin though so my second cousin had kids so those are my third cousins yeah they have kids so it doesn't have to just be kids I don't think right but I'm just thinking about where we're at right now in life I don't know dude I'm tired think you're good this bed has wore me out it's actually and how I'm looking at the states that allow it? And I'm like, what? What states allow, like, second and third cousin? Oh, yeah. Well, there's some states
Starting point is 00:52:13 that allow, there's some that allow with exceptions. Like Game of Thrones, like, they married their first cousins. They marry their brother's sisters. That's not right. But I'm talking about that time, long time ago, because you married who was near you. Is that a true story? Game of Thrones is not specifically bad, but... Oh, second cousins can legally marry in every state in the United States.
Starting point is 00:52:31 Yeah, I'm talking about first cousins. Yeah, but even second cousins. Like, there's states that allow first cousins. In Arizona, first cousins can marry if one or both are older than 65. What is happening? That's the exception. Older than 65? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:44 Or if one of them is unable to reproduce. Wait. Yeah. Okay. 65, you're waiting your whole life. When we turn 65, baby, you are all mine. I'm going to eat you up on your 60th birthday. Illinois, it's 50 and older.
Starting point is 00:52:59 Huh. I wonder why. Oh, my. There's a website called. So you don't have kids. CousenCouples.com. You pull it up and it's. mean.
Starting point is 00:53:09 Yeah, it's a lot about if they can't reproduce, that's where the line is. By the way, if you want to help out the victims of the two hurricanes, Helene and Milton, go to bobbybones.com. We have our Pimp and Joy stuff up. For both, we don't keep any of the money. Go check it out, bobbybones.com.
Starting point is 00:53:26 There was this article about how long you should wait for somebody if they're late for lunch. They say half an hour is a reasonable time to wait for a friend who's running late. That's a long time. Even from you guys that's a long time, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:39 If you can't get in touch with him after 30 minutes, leave a message and let them know you have to go. Who, how is that a reasonable amount of time? That is something wrong for sure. And like if you show up, you better have one, like you've been on crutches or a leg's missing or an eyes gone or something. Right. And is your phone dead? Because why have you not contacted me in 30 minutes? How long, what's a reasonable amount of time for somebody to be late at lunch before you, like, I'm out of here?
Starting point is 00:54:05 I say 15 minutes. Yeah, 15. 15, we got to go. Yeah. Is it unacceptable for it to be three? Three minutes? I gotta go. What's all we're doing?
Starting point is 00:54:14 That's it. Because I got there on time, right? I just thought 30 minutes was a wildly long amount of time to wait for somebody. Yeah, they better show up at least panting. My car broke that up. Like something better be wrong where they're panting. Right, somebody's seeing a celebrity in public and then freaking out is what we're about to get to. We live in Nashville.
Starting point is 00:54:39 None of us are actually from, from Nashville. Rarely are people from here. There are people, but most people in this industry move here, which is what we did, and lots of famous people around. And so lunchbox, and where are you when this happened? I had a pumpkin patch. Why are you at the pumpkin patch when you stole 100 pumpkins from the front of the building? Because you still got to have your kids pick out a pumpkin that they want to carve.
Starting point is 00:54:59 And they have kid activities like, you know, hay ride, things like that. That's fair, but you did steal a bunch of pumpkins. 24, if I'm guesstimating. I have a feeling that's not an estimate at all. Okay, so you go. Yeah. And do you ever see celebrities at the pumpkin patch? No, I didn't see any celebrities at the pumpkin patch.
Starting point is 00:55:17 The only one that I saw was me. And this woman saw me and she was... Oh, that's what this says? Somebody's seeing you? Yeah. Okay, play the audio. Hold on. We're going to talk about what's it like to meet a famous person in public.
Starting point is 00:55:29 What's it like to meet a famous person? Oh, it is surprising. Is it everything you dreamed of? Yes, I've always wondered to meet you. Yeah. Tell Amy and Bobby how like you were like you starstruck when you saw me, right? I did because I heard his voice and I know that voice everywhere. And you freaked out a little bit.
Starting point is 00:55:44 I freaked out, me and my mom both. And what did you tell you mom? Oh my gosh, you know, touch box. Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal, guys, right? Tell us. Yes, big deal. Yeah, it's celebrity. Celebrity.
Starting point is 00:55:55 You guys never believe me. He led her to every single answer. Everything. Tell them I'm a big deal. Tell them you're freaking out. Tell them you think I'm famous. How does it feel? Did you hear the giddiness in her voice?
Starting point is 00:56:06 The giggles? Like, I mean, You led her to every end? For all we know before you hit record, At Giddy. No, no, no, no. You think she can act? I mean, come on.
Starting point is 00:56:14 She's just had a pumpkin patch. She is, that's not where we have to stop the bit where we get told a celebrity is going to be on the show and ends up lunchbox talking about himself. Yeah, that's not good. We have to stop that bit. It wasn't me talking about myself. It was her freaking out about seeing me. And she was like, oh, ah, oh.
Starting point is 00:56:30 Did she come up to you or did you notice her? No, no, she came up to me. And said, she was like, oh my gosh. I mean, this may be crazy. but are you lunchbox? And I was like, she's going, I told you, Mom! I told you it was him! And then her mom came over.
Starting point is 00:56:45 Emotion to have Lunchbox not do any more. These were he's the celebrity. Hi. Everybody say aye. Why is there so much jealousy in this room? They're not jealous. It's just you love to bring these in. Well, he can still bring them in.
Starting point is 00:56:57 Just don't pretend that. Oh, we'll just act like we're on the air. Oh, I like that. We'll just fake it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good one, lunchbox. I'd still record all them and share on them, but like, you know. I mean, she was.
Starting point is 00:57:07 so excited. Lobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Miami, Florida. There's a 20-year-old internet personality,
Starting point is 00:57:17 and he's streaming live driving his $200,000 McLaren. It's raining outside. He's texting and driving, and he loses control of the car. Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:57:31 Open your door. We're locked in here. And that's when the paramedics arrived. So his buddy was hurt. Oh, he was. He was the cameraman. Yeah, but the whole time he was like, how's the car, how's the car?
Starting point is 00:57:43 And his butt. Yeah. I watched it. Not live. I don't like follow the guy. But I watched the stream after it was posted. And he's so worried about his car when his buddy is not dead, but possibly pretty badly injured. That's what the oh no sounded like.
Starting point is 00:57:59 Oh, man, my car is about to be ruined. It was totally about the car. So stay friends or no? Yeah, because probably because he's rich and kids only care about that. He's got a McLaren. I never even been into McLaren. I mean, how crazy. I would think that was a Lamborghini.
Starting point is 00:58:11 That's how little I know about cars. Oh, is it not a Lamborghini? McLaren? I think it's a different car. We know nothing about cars. I don't think they're the same. Okay. But also they could be.
Starting point is 00:58:21 But I don't think they are. But yeah, he's an idiot. You can't stream while it's raining and text. Well, any of that. And also, why? He's like 12 with the McLaren. We also don't like that. Okay.
Starting point is 00:58:31 I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Morgan was saying there's a Spirit Christmas shop. Now, is it up already? or is it just Halloween until Christmas? So basically once Halloween is over, some of them are going to switch to Spirit Christmas stores. So I wonder if they do that at like midnight.
Starting point is 00:58:49 Halloween night? For sure. Or like 10 p.m. even. Everybody's kind of got their stuff, right? You can go last minute for... Unless though Halloween, what day is it on? Because if it's on like a Thursday, people could still have Halloween parties on Saturday.
Starting point is 00:59:05 Thursday. Look at you. So they work all... Night Thursday? No, I'm saying that you could still have a Halloween party on Saturday night or Friday night even. That's true. A good point. I'm so confused on Spirit Christmas now.
Starting point is 00:59:18 How do you feel about that, Morgan? I love it. I've never really liked the Spirit Halloween store. I don't really go in there, but the Spirit Christmas store I will be going into. The Spirit Halloween store is funny because it's just like places you know and love and have loved for years all of a sudden are gone and it's a Spirit Halloween store. And there's that banner up there and you're like, wow, that's where we went for dinner after church for 22 years. So Spirit Halloween turns to Spirit Christmas. I wonder how they could keep that business model going.
Starting point is 00:59:44 Spirit, Fourth of July? Yes. Valentine's Day? I don't think Valentine's Day is big enough. Really? Yeah, no. No, Eaters not either. Then it's just a party city, right?
Starting point is 00:59:53 Spirit Thanksgiving, but Thanksgiving's in the middle of Christmas. I think they only do Halloween and Christmas. Fourth of July could maybe work. I think they could do Spirit America. Yes. And just make it that for summer. But I don't think Valentine's Day's got enough Gones to it. What if you merge like that first four months of the year?
Starting point is 01:00:12 Like whatever happens, like St. Patrick's Day, Valentine's Day, Easter. Half the store. It's like what aisle wrong. Every aisle. I mean, isn't that just what T.J. Max is? That's a great point. Yeah, it's a great point. And we'll see you tomorrow by everybody.
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