The Bobby Bones Show - Mon Post Show (07-18-22)

Episode Date: July 18, 2022

Bobby starts by sharing a scam text he just got that he almost fell for today. A worker was fired after sharing her salary on TikTok. We dive into why this was a sticky situation and how we are all we...ird about talking about salaries. A man with a gun fired a shot at a comedy show, a woman gave birth at a 7-11 on 7/11. Bobby got a gift delivered from Jillian Jaqueline during the show. A woman was charged twice at an all-you can eat restaurant. We get an update on Lunchbox’s roof. Eddie thinks that his AirBNB was spying on him during vacation. Raymundo wants us all to vote for him to win a trip to Vegas. Mike reviews the new “Where the Crawdads Sing”.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:03 APUS.edu.edu slash military. It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. I'm going to start with something that just happened to me. I got a text. It's from like bank mobile alert, something that says, call this number, and the number's a link.
Starting point is 00:02:31 So you call it right away. your visa has temporarily been locked. And I was like, huh. I thought about it for about three seconds before I went. There's no way I'm clicking anything on my phone. But it was a good one. So just be aware that that's one now. And I texted somebody in my bank and I was like, hey, is this real?
Starting point is 00:02:50 And they're like, no. Ooh. Have you ever gotten a text like that before from your bank? That's the thing. If it's always the first, I'm always like, wait a second. But if I've done banking and they text me, I would have fallen for that in a second. It's pretty good. I don't know if you can zoom in. Can you zoom in? Nah, well, give me a second.
Starting point is 00:03:04 That's all right. It's not that big a deal. Okay. It just says, call this number and the number obviously. And I don't know if that number takes you to a number where they're like, hello. You know, like trickers? Yeah, yeah. But that's one. But then I hit up somebody at my bank and I was like, hey, is this real?
Starting point is 00:03:17 And they were like, no, don't click that. So, wow. That's a new one there. We almost got you. So there's that just happened. Something we just dropped off for me. Is it ticking or is it live? And if it's not either, I'll take it.
Starting point is 00:03:29 Abby's bringing it. Okay. So yeah, drop it on in here and we'll keep going with this. A tech, oh, I saw this in the news. A tech worker was fired up for posting TikToks explaining her salary bump at her new job. Oh, wow. And so the interesting thing too about it is that she lost her job, right? But she's like, I have time off between my next job.
Starting point is 00:03:51 But they were just like, you can't do that. Here you go. Ray, do we have the audio? Yep. Okay, just play this. All right, hitting it. Basically, my employer found my TikToks and really, really did not like that I was sharing my salary and stuff like that. Even though I'm very aware that, like, talking about salary is federally protected, you can't get fired for that.
Starting point is 00:04:11 I did take all of those videos down just because, you know, they were my employer and I didn't want them to be mad at me or not like me or something. But then, like, two days later, after they talked to me about my TikTok account, they ended up firing me because they said me having this account was a security concern. because they're just not going to take that risk. It's a tricky situation. If I were how I put them back up because she don't work in there anymore. Hopefully she didn't delete them. I put them all back up.
Starting point is 00:04:37 So she went viral for this, but yeah, they said that they didn't trust her, basically. A Denver tech worker said she was fired after posting TikTok, explaining how she got a $20,000 raise at her new job. So they brought her in so we don't like it, boom, goodbye. And they can fire you for whatever, really.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Sure. If they don't have a reason, they can find a reason, or they can sit with you long enough and create a reason from the things that you're doing. But they cut her. But I would definitely put them right back up. But, you know, if people, if all salaries were public, I think you would see everybody get paid more evenly based on the work that they're doing and their role or worth. So is it okay to talk
Starting point is 00:05:18 about salaries? It's federally protected. You could say right now, how much you make. Okay. No. No. So, but everybody does it because it's like, taboo thing. Either you think, oh, I'm maybe making too much or I'm maybe making too little. People laugh at me or I don't want people to know because so people don't. Because that stigma, good, bad, odd is existing. But in this case, like when you think of the companies, the companies really want that private because they don't want the competition knowing. Oh, it's not competition. It's other people that work with her.
Starting point is 00:05:51 Sure. It's people that have the same job. It's not competition. I was thinking competition like, oh, wow, they don't pay their employees that much. We can be saving that much money, that kind of thing, because that's also internal information that you don't want out. But they can usually find that out when you're hiring from other, because I'm sure if there are two companies that are competing at each other, they know what the other people are making because they're hiring from them or losing people to them. Okay. But it's people that are sitting by each other working the same job. They usually don't know how much other one's making.
Starting point is 00:06:18 And I think you would have a more fair system if every salary was shared. Ooh, interesting. that won't happen but that would stop the underpaying of females it would stop the underpaying of minorities if it all had to be out there it would all be out there
Starting point is 00:06:38 and there would be no secrecy so you couldn't hide it dang I like that I mean let's start doing it let's start telling everyone we make lead the way buddy no that's the problem somebody has to start it
Starting point is 00:06:48 but the difference too in a job like this is everybody has different roles yeah completely right that nobody on this show does the same thing as anybody else. That's for sure. So if everybody's sort of laying out their salad, you'd be like,
Starting point is 00:06:58 oh, I can't believe the person. But we have the same job. Nobody has the same job. Nobody. Like, I do way more than lunchbox. Oh, here we go. So I should get paid more than lunchbox. Well, I know how much everybody makes, so.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Oh, okay. I got the golden thing. So we're good, right? I got the golden key here. I'll tell you what, I'll do a TikTok with all your salaries on it later. How funny would that be? If you just got online and I'd just gone fully out
Starting point is 00:07:22 and told what everybody makes. So there's that. a gunman forces cancellation of Craig Robinson's comedy show. Now, Craig Robinson, you may know him as Daryl in the office. Yeah. Also, the Pizza Hut guy.
Starting point is 00:07:35 He does Pizza Hut? He does do Pizza Hut. Babe, does he know him is that? Well, I mean, have you seen a Pizza Hut commercial? He's the guy on it. He was also on Brooklyn Nine-N-N-N-N-N-N. Yeah, I didn't watch that. You like that show? Yeah, he was Jerry Judy.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Hilarious. He is funny. Just before taking... Yeah, he's really funny, yeah. Just before taking the stage at the Comedy Zone, Craig Robinson had to evacuate the club and everybody else because a gunwilding man came into the venue
Starting point is 00:08:00 yelled out that he wanted everyone out of the club and then fired a shot. Thankfully no one was injured and the suspect was taken into custody. Craig posted Instagram, I'm safe, I'm cool, it was wild, I was in the green room and they're like, everybody get out. It was a moment for sure from TMZ. I thought about you when I read that story.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Oh, did you? Well, my guy didn't shoot, thank God. But in Massachusetts, okay, I'll shoot you. And everybody, ah! Crazy. That's crazy. And no, there was no gunshot. I can't imagine. If there was a gunshot, I'd have been high stepping.
Starting point is 00:08:29 I'd have been Dionne Sanders, Interception, High Step into the End Zone off the side of the stage, for sure. So, but I had a friend who, here in town, was just in cars at a light. And this kid is talking, a kid has no shirt. He's wearing like a, I guess we called a fanny pack, like a body bat, like a, you know, wrapped around your chest. And he's talking to the person in the car and their windows down. and they started kind of yelling, but they can't have to be kidding or not. And the kid reaches his bag, pulls out of gun, and shoots, and the other person shoots. What?
Starting point is 00:09:01 They both miss. Nobody's hit, but he was like two cars back, and there were two cars behind him, and nobody could do anything. What on earth? Yeah. How scary. It was just randomly in a place you just stopped at a light. Like, it wasn't a good part of town, bad part of town. It was just a part of town.
Starting point is 00:09:20 And so he saw it and was like, oh, I don't want to say who it is. because they haven't told the story, but I'll tell you, have to be finished. Okay, I want to know. A woman gave birth in a 7-Eleven parking lot on the date of 7-Eleven. Oh, look at that.
Starting point is 00:09:36 So do you name the kid? Slurpy. No, is it slurpy? Yeah, slurpy. Is that what they're known for? A little slurp. Yeah, we'll slurp, slurp. Yeah, a little slurp.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Someone stole $150 million in jewelry from an armored truck in California. We watched the first episode of a show. And maybe you guys have watched it. we haven't gone back to it I'm a thought about it but it was actually pretty good like rough wind
Starting point is 00:09:57 or tumble wind or it's back in ring a bell it's a new show but it takes place back in the 70s on or near a reservation because the cop is American Indian
Starting point is 00:10:08 and they come down and they come in and take over they block the traffic this armored truck helicopter lands it's crazy how they Wow dark winds maybe
Starting point is 00:10:19 is it on like AMC or something Rain Wilson has not made an appearance yet in my episodes of one. I watched a one. Yeah, it looks like Dark Winds is your guy. Dark wins. Will you... Scroll down, Mike. Oh, 100% of Rotten Tomatoes.
Starting point is 00:10:33 8 out of 10 on IMDB. Wow, that sounds good. On a remote outpost of the Navajo Nation in 1977, or 1971, Dark Winds follows Lieutenant Joe Leaporn of the tribal police. He is besieged by a series of seemingly unrelated crimes. The closer he digs to the truth, the more he exposes the wounds of the past. It's pretty good in that one episode, but sometimes he gets a little dramatic in a fake way.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Like all of a sudden, he just stares off in the distance and it's like music comes over. So still a little... Just a little bit. But it was good, but it is a little cheesy there. But we only watched one episode. But a new Blackbird, anybody watching that? No, that's the prison one.
Starting point is 00:11:09 It's got just a tinge of cheese. But it's based on a real story. And it's actually pretty freaking good. And that's on Apple Plus, right? It's 94-98. that on F plus. It's good. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Someone said Jillian Jacqueline that dropped something off for me. I thought it was like a gift gift. This is like a promo box, right? Let's see. She has a new album. By the way, she's awesome. And she has a new album.
Starting point is 00:11:31 And she dropped it off. But I thought it was like a real present. Maybe it's personalized. I doubt it. It's a notebook. A little journal. Her new album,
Starting point is 00:11:44 honestly, is out. Matches a candle. There's a note. There is a note. There you go. Maybe it's for. Well, the note is personal.
Starting point is 00:11:55 But I thought someone I brought like cookies or something. I got something personal. You mean back there? Yeah, it's a long note. Is it handwritten or is it one of those? Handwritten, but I'm not going to read it out loud. She sent us one? Probably not.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Cool. That's it? Yeah. That sounds like a pretty intense note. It's very nice. It sounds good. Bobby, I could possibly write a novel when it comes to my appreciation for you, but I'll keep this short and sweet.
Starting point is 00:12:21 And then she goes on. Oh, that's cool. She's a friend. She's awesome. Yes, she is awesome. As an artist, she makes the kind of music I listen to when I'm not being paid to listen to music. Right. But as a friend, she's awesome too.
Starting point is 00:12:33 A sudden Montana dust storm causes a deadly 21-car pile up. Boy, you're just driving, and then it gets so dusty. I would compare it to when it rains so hard you have to pull over real quick because it's, or you look for a bridge or something, or a hail storm, but the dust storm got so bad. I would panic with a dust storm just because I'm used to water. I'm used to, I mean, I've had hail, but I've never... Maybe you'd be used to it there.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Ooh, I guess, but man, I feel claustrophobic in dust. The Montana Highway Patrol says the pile up happened on I-90, East Billings, a quick rising dust storm caused a series of collisions, killed six people. I wouldn't necessarily say visibility was reduced to zero instantly. And I guess if it's... Like, what do you do if you can't see at all?
Starting point is 00:13:18 You just pull over. Hazard lights, pull over. but what if someone else is pulling over? There's just not a right answer. Unless they teach you and everybody has the same thing, which is if you can't see, slow down and go to the right. I don't know. Where do you stop?
Starting point is 00:13:33 Have you ever been in a rainstorm where you have to just stop because you can't see anything? Yes, I've been, yes. But at least you have windshield wipers with a dust storm. I don't think it works the same because it's just dirt going onto your windshield. That's so scary, man. So, yeah, I can't even understand. But I don't want to yell I would just panic.
Starting point is 00:13:51 you did. Oh, I would. I would just panic and everybody That's probably how a pile-up happens. I think everyone panicking. People didn't know how to, people didn't know what to do. Yeah. Yeah, because even if you just stop, someone maybe didn't stop, boom, nails you. And what I just thought about is
Starting point is 00:14:07 in water, you can still kind of see lights. You know, even if it's all, you can't see anything. You can still see the red lights kind of at a distance. Here with dust, you can't see anything, I bet. And those winchow wipers can, just a split second move water. Yeah. Even if it's coming down really hard.
Starting point is 00:14:21 What are you going to say? No, I was going to say that's a good point. I didn't even think about the lights. I was like, Eddie, actually, was something intelligent. But if it's daytime, there are no lights anyway, even if it's hard. Right. Well, the brake lights. You still see the red brake lights.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Oh, break lights. Yeah. Let's see. A woman's charged twice for eating too much at an all-you-can-eat buffet. By the way, and this is, you know, scuba. I think it's such a funny bit to try to see if we could out eat a buffet and if they told us we had to leave. The problem is, is that. I don't, I mean,
Starting point is 00:14:53 lunchbox's probably the only one. Oh, because he can eat. Yeah, and scuba can eat. Yeah, I mean, how many hours could we stay there? Because, I mean, I know back in college what we used to do. You just get a second wind. You wait so long at Digest. No, literally, we used to do this at, I don't know if I just named the restaurant,
Starting point is 00:15:08 but it was a buffet. It's well-known. It's around the country. And we would go in there, we would eat. Gold the crowd? Yeah. Yeah. And we'd bring our books.
Starting point is 00:15:17 It's a restaurant's well-known. It's a color of gold. Cowboy reference Go ahead And so we'd go eat And then we would study Bring our books And literally do them at the table
Starting point is 00:15:28 And then after an hour of studying Go up back and eat more And they never said anything to us So I don't know if you can just stay there all day If you want or not But In a TikTok video post a Wednesday The woman says she was charged
Starting point is 00:15:40 Double at an all-you-can-eat buffet Because she ate too much She says she refused to pay double And it's the weirdest Way she's ever been fat-shamed Her post led to other people Telling their own stories including someone who said,
Starting point is 00:15:51 I went to a pharmacy for Suntown lotion, and the pharmacist pointed me to Slim Fast. Well, that's a whole different story. In the video, which is the latest string of viral, fat-shaming stories, it's racked up thousands of views. I was thinking more of it, like, can lunchbox actually out-eat the people
Starting point is 00:16:05 that own the buffet? Yeah. Like, for real. Without wasting a ton. I don't want you to go in and get a bite and then dump a thing of food. I don't know how we'd pull off the bit, but maybe it just eat slow,
Starting point is 00:16:16 and maybe you just eat so slow that it digests. Just one little bite at a time. But then you're not eating that much. Then I'm not eating that much. That's the problem. Yeah, because scuba wrote, I haven't seen many buffets around here, especially a Chinese buffet.
Starting point is 00:16:29 If we can find one, let's go and see how long much we can eat before getting kicked out. He said he could put down some food and maybe LB could too. I mean, I'd love to try it. Here's what lunchbox would do. I'm going to tell you what he would do. He'd be like, all right, I'm going to do it. I need $14.99.
Starting point is 00:16:44 And he would go and he would take the $14.99, buy his buffet. He'd eat and be full and like, oh, it's all I got and you go home. That's it. Free meal. He just used us for a free meal. That's what would happen. Give me...
Starting point is 00:16:55 Classic lunchbox. Have you used your Jansen gift cards yet? Man, no, I haven't had time. I haven't had time. I haven't been able to find a babysitter. What do you mean you haven't had a time? You're doing a lot of stuff. I am?
Starting point is 00:17:05 Yeah. I see all over the internet. I mean, I just don't have a babysitter. I mean, I got to get a babysitter. Babys are hard to find during the week. Because the only babysitters we have are the teachers from daycare and they don't like to babysit during the week because they've already been with the kids all day.
Starting point is 00:17:19 How was your house, the roof on your house? I was saying, man. Still got a hole in it? Yeah. They won't fix it at all? No, no yet. So, I mean, we've been having rain. I got a cooler.
Starting point is 00:17:29 I was thinking about it last night because it poured down. Oh, it's raining now. I got a cooler in a bucket sitting underneath the holes catching it. And you don't want to go to an Airbnb? No. I have insurance pay for it? That's just hard. It's hard to probably live there, too.
Starting point is 00:17:41 It's hard to live there, but, I mean, you just kind of make do. That's what you do with life. Make do. But you don't have to make do right now. You could go stay in an Airbnb and it. Yes, but it would be so hard to move a crib. I mean, I would have to move a crib to an Airbnb and a pack of a vacation. No, I didn't because I made my kids sleep on the floor.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Wow. But how hard is it to move a crib if you're going to stay there for two or three weeks? Well, I'd have to move two cribs because I have two kids in cribs. How hard is it to move two cribs? Oh, my gosh. You're going to sit there for three weeks, though. It's not fun. But you could just do it.
Starting point is 00:18:14 But it'd probably be more fun staying in a place after moving two cribs and staying in your house. It has no roof. Yeah. could be true too. Okay. You don't care enough about it. No, I do care. Guys, life is hard with three kids.
Starting point is 00:18:27 Like, you don't have time to do all this stuff. That's crazy, I know. But it's moved to a house where the kids... I mean, the kids don't notice the hole. You know that? Like, they don't care. Like, they're still running around being idiots and having fun and, you know, throwing water balloons at each other and spilling water and doing whatever they want.
Starting point is 00:18:41 They don't care about the holes. They probably think it's normal since there's already water on the floor. All right. You know what I mean? They're right. Play water balloons. Why not? But they always say, hey, dad.
Starting point is 00:18:48 down when the worker are going to come fix the boo-boo? I don't know. Eddie, you think your Airbnb was spying on you on vacation? I do. What happened? I do. So when we got to the Airbnb, it was a nice little house, and there was a pool in the back, like a little pool, and there was a sign by the pool that said, three rules.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Keep the door shut, the door to the back pool. And then two, no swimming after 10 p.m. And three, no music. Basically, if the neighbors complain, you're in trouble. So first night, we go out there. boys, it's pool time, let's go. And the boys are playing the pool, whatever. And our little one left the door open. I mean, for a while, I didn't even realize the door was open until about like 30 minutes or whatever. And I was like, oh, there, you know what, the sign on the door did say, like, leave the
Starting point is 00:19:31 door closed. So I'll get to it at some point. So we left the door open for almost like an hour. That night, my wife got a text from the Airbnb person said, hey, just a, just the FYI heads up. Just a friendly reminder, make sure keep that back door closed. And we're like, huh? Oh, boy. Well, there are probably cameras on the exits. That's not weird. Are they supposed to be looking at those cameras? I mean,
Starting point is 00:19:54 on the exits? No, no, here, here. If I'm renting an Airbnb and I want to go skinny dipping with my wife, you can't be looking at that camera. Straight up. But I mean, if I have a house and I'm making sure it's secure. Dude, you rented the house for the weekend. Yeah, you own a hotel.
Starting point is 00:20:11 You got a right to see that. Yes, you watch the halls. You know what. Something's up. You do. In the hall. You ain't watching the room. Because what's going on that jacuzzi?
Starting point is 00:20:18 But it was the outdoor. Right, it was the outdoor door. It was the outdoor door to the pool. Yes, that's what I'm saying. You can watch the, for security reasons, you can watch all the exits. I don't agree with that. And your hotel analogy is terrible because they do watch the hallways in the doors. No, they do.
Starting point is 00:20:32 What if he wants to go skinny dipping? That's right. That's a risk you take when you get an Airbnb that's not your own place. Ugh. We felt violent. So you know what I did? Man, I ransacked the place. I looked through every little hole and then I'm moving for other cameras in here.
Starting point is 00:20:45 But there probably were cameras, again, watching. all of the places it could probably legally watch. I'll tell you, it put a little damper in our vacation. And there's probably a camera in the toilet. Exactly. I checked the toilet. No camera, thankfully, I think. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:20:59 Ramundo wants us all to vote for him again for a free trip to Vegas. Yeah, we got the email. Scuba can forward it. They're going to give away, I believe five total trips, all airfare, hotel, everything paid for. You get VIP Friday, Saturday, and 500 cash to gamble. What do you need? Who could vote?
Starting point is 00:21:15 We'll shoot you the link. Yeah, you guys. us. I got an email too if you guys want to nominate me. But you're probably going to go anyway. I know, but my wife. No. So that's what I'm saying. Don't split the vote. Yeah, yeah. Well, she can't be, she's not going to play anyway. Right. We could all vote for you. Yes. Yeah. You have my pledge. Cool. If you just make it easy for me and you just, whatever it is, bring it logged in or somebody can help me. And I'll just, boom, hit it. Love it. Because we tried to do this before and I didn't win. And I didn't even win one of the gift cards, which mean I wasn't even top 100 people,
Starting point is 00:21:44 which means some people didn't vote. Yeah, I didn't vote. I didn't vote. I'm not. I'm going to vote for Ray. Not this time? No, because, is this for that heart radio? Yeah. No, last time he didn't even go to the show. That was five years ago. I'll change. I'll never forget that. Okay, but he's changed. But he's going to Vegas. It doesn't say you have to go to the show. It says, way the truth. He deserves that. So you're going to vote for no one instead of voting for Ray. Right. I've already not voted for him once. Okay, but I say you should vote for Ray. Okay. There's no reason not to. If there was someone else you wanted to vote ahead of Ray,
Starting point is 00:22:15 Mike, did I have to pledge to your vote for Ray? Eddie? I think you should. I don't really want to... I think you should. I guess I will. It's a douche move if you don't. I will. Morgan? Yeah, I'll vote for him. Lunchbox. Man, you guys are making me look bad. I mean... You're gonna vote for him? Let me read this here. Well, I don't know if I'm gonna recognize and reward our I heart colleagues. We're on expected this year. Five VIP trips. The annual I already means fifth.
Starting point is 00:22:39 Five? But not, he doesn't get all five. He doesn't get all five people. That's one. That's what I'm saying. So we could... that we can both win. We won our exceptional performers. But no, we can't split the boat. I have many of that. We send our winners plus a guest. Oh, it's a guest. That's your wife right there.
Starting point is 00:22:51 That's what I'm saying. No, no, you're already going. BIP. Scroll down. That's pretty good trip, right? That's what I'm talking about. What would you do for us, though, if we got you in? Thank you.
Starting point is 00:22:59 Yep. I mean, I can do it. Once I'm there, everybody gets a task they can put me on. If you need something at Walgreens, boom, I go get it for you. That's pretty good. What if he splits the 100? What do you mean? It's $500 spending money.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Right. If it's five of us, he gives us all $100. Well, I can gamble it, and if I win, I'll give you guys some money. No, you should keep the money. Well, we know he ain't going to win gambling. We've seen his... We know Ray's gambling. Yeah, we've seen his stats.
Starting point is 00:23:17 Okay, so you get $500 spending money, and you also... And we'll also give an American Express $100,000, give us to the next 50 people receiving the most nominations. What? Yeah, that's like other people, too. That's pretty good. Okay, Ray, if you win, when you're in Vegas, you have to do one task for us. Done and done.
Starting point is 00:23:33 That's really easy, honestly. Morgan, will you vote for Ray? Yeah, I'll vote for him. Let us tomorrow, we'll get all our computers and we'll do it and we will see everyone do it i don't want to but i will okay ray we'll do i don't know if we're enough votes for you you may need to hassle you know go and hack get some other folks to vote for you in the building you got other people in the building i'm telling you it has to be me if somebody else gets more votes than that it makes no sense because
Starting point is 00:23:58 there's only so many people in this building it's not just the building it's just for the whole company nationally people are working at home how can they possibly muster up these kind of votes they can't it's like eight you're acting like Like, right, but let's Sally in accounting. If they're all in accounting, or if all salespeople in Detroit, there's 16 of them go, hey, we think
Starting point is 00:24:19 Jim should go, let's all vote for Jim. It's, then tough titty. But I'm telling you. So you may need to send a Nashville all email asking for votes. Oh, hilarious. I would do that. hilarious, Ray, listen, Ray, I will send that email if everyone on the show tomorrow votes for you. Wait, you will
Starting point is 00:24:35 send it for him? Yeah. Oh, that's a lot of power, Ray. No, this is awesome. Every person on this show has to commit to voting for you tomorrow. And if we get the whole board on, I will send an all-in-ashville vote. Sounds good. Okay. Phones, what's your email going to say? Like?
Starting point is 00:24:50 I don't know because I'm not there yet. Okay. Okay. Interesting. Okay, so we're going to do that tomorrow. We have a storage locker update. Lunchbox and I bought a storage locker. We tried to sell the stuff.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Lunchbox, I'll be rich. I have put up three pairs of shoes, and we have gotten zero bits. I do not understand. I put them up. I took pictures. I said, boom. And I put the Yeezys. I put the Jordans. And I put bid $200. Nothing. Not a thing. Too high, you think?
Starting point is 00:25:19 So a week goes by, auction ends, no bids. I was like, all right, let me try it again. Put them up for $125. Okay. Nothing. What is your description saying? Well, I didn't have a good description. So then I went to scuba Steve. Wait, you have no description?
Starting point is 00:25:33 No, I just said Jordan's black and white and red. I don't know anything about shoes. No, you got to have the details. Okay. So then I went to scuba Steve, who is the shoe guy, and he gave me descriptions on the Yeezys and the Jordans. Put him up on Saturday. No bids.
Starting point is 00:25:48 I have for $19.99. No bids. $19.99. And I have no idea what I'm doing wrong. Like, I don't know. Like, is this the wrong spot? Am I? Bones, don't you go on these websites and, like, people sell them?
Starting point is 00:26:04 I buy them from, well, you can put them on grailed, probably. It makes some money instead of eat. I don't know. I'll try that. How do you spell that? Grail? It's an app, grailed. G-R-A-I-L-E-D. A lot of times, it's shoes you need the box. I don't know. I don't know which the box. We have none of the boxes.
Starting point is 00:26:20 I have a couple boxes, but I don't know which shoes they go to. Well, it's easy. The one that says easy is go with the easiest. I have a... I don't have any Adidas box. I only got Nike box. I have a shoe box, but it's from another brand. No, you guys are missing the point. It needs to be the... But on Grell, though, you don't always need that shoe box. Grilled does, like, use stuff, gently worn stuff, that are a designer. and you can get. It's a great site.
Starting point is 00:26:40 You can get some really good stuff there pretty cheap. I mean, I have no idea what I'm doing. That's crazy. You can't sell them for $20. Like, I mean, 1999, Jordan, like, and no one wants them. I think that people just don't know where they are. Well, I mean, when I list them, they're like, oh, see what other sellers sold them for. These Jordans, people were selling them for $150, $175.
Starting point is 00:27:01 I got them for $1999, not a bid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's also a new seller, so sometimes people are less inclined. to buy from somebody who hasn't sold anything. Maybe they won't trust him. Yeah. Well, that's chicken or the egg, man. What are you supposed to do?
Starting point is 00:27:13 What are you supposed to do? Yeah, I mean, am I supposed to go on there and sell some toys to make me, give me a profile or what? What do you think you should do? Like, I'd say just leave them up. I've done it two weeks. That's a cool picture with the box on it. Yeah. Are you in the picture with your haircut?
Starting point is 00:27:30 No, man. That haircut is getting crazy. It's getting crazy. It's like a bob. It's like from like the 40s. It looks like shaggy. It's like if the Beatles, when they came to America, had that look for a month and didn't cut it, what it would be.
Starting point is 00:27:49 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great. Hey, guys. Life's busy, man. It's like Ringo went to jail and they wouldn't let him cut his hair. For like five months, six months. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:28:02 So no sales there. I got a couple of things. Yeah, so we're trying to make money, but we're not rich yet. Like, I don't know what was. I don't get it. I want to go over to Mike Dee for a second. Mike D, you watched Where the Crawdad sing. Yeah, it's a movie based on a book.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Caitlin's read the book. I don't know much about it. Yeah, I never read the book either. My wife read it. I knew nothing about the story going into it, and I really liked it, and I think it's getting kind of review-bombed right now. Oh, because it's not as good as the book. Nothing's ever as good as the book. It has a 37% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Starting point is 00:28:28 That's completely wrong. I thought it was great. What would you give it? I would give it probably four out of five. Oh, really? Yeah, it's a little bit like a young adult-type movie, like novel, but for me, not knowing anything about it, I thought it was good. So I get annoyed at people what's not as good as a book because it can't be as good as a book.
Starting point is 00:28:48 You spend a week or two weeks or three weeks, depending on how fast a reader you are with a book. And they obviously make every detail to go as long as they want, 200 pages, 300 pages. Of course a book is going to have so much more than a movie ever could. Now you could go, I don't feel like that was fair to the movie. It didn't stay with the points of the movie. But I've been seeing a lot of it, like, it's just not as good as a book. Yeah, no crap. It can't be. It can't be as good as a book.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Yeah, that never happens. So that's like a bite of chocolate being like, this is not as good as a whole Hershey bar. Because no matter how good that one bite of chocolate was, it probably won't be as good as a whole Hershey Bar because the whole Hershey Bar has got way more chocolate. You get to spend more time with it. What is this movie about?
Starting point is 00:29:23 It's a young kid's journal on Crawdad hunting. Okay, so that's what it sounds like. It's about a girl who's on trial for murder. Oh. Okay, well, you liked it. Yeah. Mike's podcast, by the way, since I have you here, which actors have done the best job of playing a musical artist in a movie?
Starting point is 00:29:41 Any ideas, guys, who you would pick? A musical artist in a movie. I'd probably go M&M or B Rabbit is... Oh, that's really good. Jennifer Hudson. Eminem as B Rabbit. Who'd she play? In Chicago, right? I don't know. I don't know. I've never seen it.
Starting point is 00:29:58 I just know what she's saying? Eddie, anybody? I mean, Lunchbox did ask me if Johnny Depp was an artist or an actor. He's an actor that does music. But he does do music. He does. They're pretty big in Europe.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Oh, I'd say Luda. Ludacris, as? Man, he was funny in Tropic Thunder. Okay. That was really good. Mike, who do you have at number one, and they can hear the rest? Well, I have, like, actual, like, them portraying actual musicians. Oh.
Starting point is 00:30:25 What do you mean? Like Johnny, like Johnny Cash played by Blockin Phoenix. Yeah. Oh, you're not talking about musician portraying musician. Yeah, just like. actors who did famous musicians. Oh, well, then I would go Ray. What's his name?
Starting point is 00:30:39 Jamie Fox is Ray? Jamie Fox. That's good. And he was awesome. That's good. What about Selena? But is J-Lo an artist? That's funny.
Starting point is 00:30:49 Good point. She's both, though. But? I'd still put her in that category. She did awesome in Selena. Was she an artist when she was Selena or was she a actress and then turned artist after Selena? So here's my belief that could be proven wrong.
Starting point is 00:31:03 The first time I was interested in Jennifer Lopez She was a fly girl, I believe, on in Living Color So she was a dancer and a singer But she achieved success as an actress In mainstream America Before she was an artist that had success But she was always both Got it.
Starting point is 00:31:21 Like me, I just haven't made it yet But I'm a gymnast too Oh, fun fact about Selena For passing the toss test back in high school I got to go see Selena Live in concert? Yeah, I mean everybody that passed We got to go see Selena
Starting point is 00:31:32 That was our reward. Was it awesome? Yeah, it was a good movie, but I was just like, this is a little. Oh, the movie. We thought you saw her. Why didn't you say Selena the movie? Yeah, that was deceiving. I just said that.
Starting point is 00:31:43 Okay, never mind. Hey, Mike, it's on your podcast, right? Yeah, this week. All right, search for movie Mike's movie podcast, which, by the way, I saw Ice Cube's son tweet you. Yeah, because he was in the NWA movie. As his dad. Yeah, and he replied that question.
Starting point is 00:31:55 He's like, me, I'm the best to ever do it. That's cool. Does he follow you? He does now. How did that happen? I have no. I don't know how he saw it. I don't know why he replied, but it was awesome.
Starting point is 00:32:06 What's his name? O'Shea? O'Shea Jackson, yeah. Yeah, that's good. Can you go back to the Crodin scene? This is the craziest story ever. Did you know the author of that book is wanted for questioning her and her ex-husband
Starting point is 00:32:18 and her former stepson or wanted it for a killing and overseas, where in the heck is it? Say that again. I don't know what used to say it. In Zambia. They are wanted, they are wanted for questioning
Starting point is 00:32:30 from a murder in the 90s. Who is? The author of the book. And her family. Her former husband and her ex-stepson. Oh. That's crazy. That's crazy. I mean, that is so wild that this is such a big book and now a movie and this woman is wanted for questioning in a murder. Like, that is bananas.
Starting point is 00:32:51 Well, remember we talked about that. Was it a woman who wrote a... Well, she wrote how to kill your husband and get away with it? That's right. And then she's actually wanted for that? Yeah. I think she lost, right? Yeah, she got in peace. Wow.
Starting point is 00:33:03 She was sent it. Lunchbox tries to buy my new book, but the bookstore got upset with him. What is this? Yeah, I called a bookstore trying to get your book. My kid's book. Yeah, your kid's book, and they were not having it.
Starting point is 00:33:14 I called somewhere on the East Coast. They don't know about it? I guess they're not a big fan of the Bobby Bones. Of the Bobby Bones. I appreciate that. Yeah, Bobby Bume. Okay, here is this clip. It is about 90 seconds long, so brace yourselves.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Hey, get comfortable. I'm going to go to the rest of it. Get comfortable. Here we go. Oh, Eddie. Hello, I'm a B'clock. Yeah, I mean, I was calling to see if you had a certain book I was trying to buy.
Starting point is 00:33:34 What book would that be? It's called Stanley the Dog, the first day of school. It doesn't sound like a book we would have. Who's the author? Bobby Bones. Oh, Bobby Bonds. We have Bobby B. No, no, no. I said Bobby.
Starting point is 00:33:48 Is this like an adult store? Are you calling the porn store? Okay, that's what I thought. Okay. Okay, keep playing. Okay. How are we supposed to know that? Get ready, because I say no ER right here. I get to it. Oh, because it doesn't say that. I'll be just guessing when he's like, oh, yeah, we have Bobby Boned or whatever.
Starting point is 00:34:01 That's why I had to bleep the... Go ahead. Keep playing. There's no R on the end. I'm looking for Bobby Bones. He's a New York Times bestseller two times. And this is his third book. And it's called Stanley the Dog, his first day of school. You're living with a children's book?
Starting point is 00:34:19 Yes, that's it. You're exactly right. It has the dog on the window of the school bus on the front. And it's all about kids' books. Listen, listen. Yeah, I understand you have adult books and adults come in, and I assume that adults bring their children. We're trying to get our kids to read.
Starting point is 00:34:39 So you're saying you'll look at ordering it for me? I listen. You know what? I have no time. He wasn't a moron, though. But Lunchbox, I was like, hey, I didn't know it was a porn bookstore. Yeah, so. And Mike was like, you probably shouldn't play this in the morning on the show.
Starting point is 00:35:13 And we have to talk about porn. I didn't know why, but now it makes sense. So Bobby. That's a real guy. Yeah, it's a real guy. Did you look him up? Yeah. Does he look like me?
Starting point is 00:35:24 He has glasses. You're out of your mind. No he doesn't it. It's not a parody of me. It's not, no way. It's a parody of you. No way. That would be so weird.
Starting point is 00:35:33 All right. By the way, there are not many tickets left at all, but if you want to go and get tickets to the show on the 12th and 13th, August 12th and 13th, my shows here in Nashville, they are called comedically inspirational. I will go look right now and see if there are any left. There are only singles, which is tough. Because once they turn into a single, they're almost dead. because if there's like one here, one across the aisle,
Starting point is 00:35:57 it's hard for two people to come together. You can get singles. If you're secure enough, I would not be secure enough. But they're looking at Bobby Bonder, by the way. Yeah, he's the way he's trying to Google Bobby Bohners. Hey, here you go, here's the book title. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:36:11 And just the balcony, there's, I mean, there's not many tickets left. But I'd love for you to come if you want to grab them. There are also some star tickets, and it says limited view, but we went. They weren't really limited view at all. Oh, actually. I mean, we sat just to see what it was.
Starting point is 00:36:27 I was like, should we lower the tickets? So why is it? I don't know. I don't know. Mike, why do you think it was? They said even if it's like partially, they have to label it like that. But even partially, I think there was a bar. Oh, the bar in front?
Starting point is 00:36:39 Yeah, it's basically nothing. But it's not a bar that's like in front of the stage. It's like a bar if you try to look down at the seats below you. Well, that's not bad. No, no, not bad. I wouldn't even know that the seats were limited availability. I had no idea. Huh.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Well, there are some of those. left and nobody wants to buy them. Maybe we just, I don't know. But there are almost no tickets left if you guys want to come to the 12th or 13th. On the 12th, Raymond, have you guys practiced yet? No, but we got a video shoot in Georgia this weekend, so we'll knock it out. In Georgia? A video shoot. Yeah, we're making a music video for vacation part two. You and Abby and Don? We're not paying for it. We got a sponsor. We got a sponsor. Volley, it's a hard seltzer. And they're paying for the video? Yeah, $2,500. That's really cool. Yeah. Who got that deal? Dodd hooked it up. Wow. So you and Abby going down too?
Starting point is 00:37:23 Yeah, we're doing a sprinter van. It's like a 12-hour shoot. A bunch of us down there. That would be fun. Yep. Okay, and then you're going to practice the acoustic version. You're going to play Friday night at the show. Exactly. Yeah, there'll be a lot of downtime so we can try it out and do stuff like that. And Steve Mocler will be on the 13th opening up the show. So, all right, that's situation there. Is there anything else that I need to get to? I don't know that it do. Everybody good? We're good, man. So we're losers today?
Starting point is 00:37:49 So we're losers today. That's right. I mean someone to buy these shoes, man. I don't understand. Even after we talked about it, no one's bid. But you didn't tell people where to go, and I wouldn't. Well, it's on eBay. No, I hear you. But how do they know it's you even?
Starting point is 00:38:05 Well, I can see no bids in 1999. No, that's you. All right, guys, have a great day. We will see you tomorrow. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram, and thank you very much. See you guys. Air Tasker can help with your to-do list. Wire patio speakers, fix the leaky faucet,
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