The Bobby Bones Show - Mon Post Show (5-20-24)

Episode Date: May 20, 2024

Bobby starts out with a story about a woman who found out her husband was cheating after their puppy ate his mistress’ thong and why people think it’s acceptable to take pens from servers. Bobby reveals details about an expensive item he purchased recently on eBay. We find out what F-exting means. Bobby played a voicemail of a non-listener who said Bobby was doing something weird during the ACMs while interviewing artists. Bobby shares jokes he wrote for the awards just in case. Eddie debates taking on a challenge to eat 108 popcorn shrimp.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. A couple stories that I thought were super funny this morning. A woman discovered that her husband was cheating and in a way that I hadn't heard yet. Because mostly it's like they see a text or there's like a smell of something. But their puppy had something weird in its stomach. It turns out it ended up being underwear thong, but it wasn't hers. It was a woman he was cheating with.

Whoa, whoa, but the puppy could have gotten that from anywhere. But it turns out that's not what happened. The puppy didn't get it from anywhere. Man. A woman discovered that her husband was cheating after their puppy got sick. After swallowing a thong. But she didn't own that thong. The dog's okay.

This is from the mirror. If you're thinking about cheating on your partner, the mirror says you'll be caught eventually. Cheaters are usually out of by technology, but this time it was a dog. Dude, that's all. But how do they know that was? The x-ray. They probably should take the dog in. Yeah, no, no, but who confessed?

Like, okay, that's... Well, there ended up being a confession at the end. He was just like, okay. There are so many excuses. he could have come up with. You just deny, deny, deny. You don't stop denying. You can't prove that.

Don't stop denying. No, he got caught. The end. There was another one, and I just thought this was ridiculous. Basically, one in ten people say it is always acceptable to take home the pen the server gives you whenever they give you your bill. They think, well, like one in ten, it's not a majority, but even one in ten, you feel like you can just steal the pin?

You feel like that's your pin? I mean, sometimes are really nice. and they're pretty cool pins and I take them. But you probably know you shouldn't. Yeah, I assume the restaurant gives them those pins to use, so I assume they expect people to take them.

So then you're one of them who thinks it's acceptable to take it. Because I mean, I guarantee they have a stockpile in the back and they're like, oh, you know what I mean? They plan for those. But the thing is, most of those pins are just normal pins. They don't like say the restaurant. I mean, I guess if it were like some sort of marketing.

Yeah, Johns Burgers, number one in service, pass this pen to a friend type thing, okay. But if it's just like an old bick or like, I bought a nice pen for the first time of my life. What you get? I got it for 80 bucks on eBay. And the only reason I even bought it was because, no, I think it was, I got up like 72.

That's 80, right? Is it a Montblanc? Yes. I never even, I don't even know what that really is. Except I know it's an expensive pen. The only expensive pen I've ever had is one the listener gave me here, which Arkansas on it. Oh, that's a cool one.

But I've started to, like, write in this book all the time. I'm doing a couple things. I'm not really journaling weight anymore. But now I'm just, like, keeping track of thoughts. Because I'm probably at some point going to write another book. And so I'm journaling this stuff. Not really journaling. But it's kind of journaling.

It's a diary. It's a diary. I'm a diary. I have a diary. I have a diary. It's got a code on it and everything. It's got a password on it. Oh, no key in a lock.

No key in a lock. No key in a password, though. So I was like, you know, I should get a nice pen. because I wrote with this one on it and it was good. And so I went on eBay and I just clicked Ending Soonest Fancy Pins. And then I found one that nobody was bidding on. It was like a $600 pin.

Why you'd pay that much for a PIN? I have no idea. It was like one minute left and I bid on it and I won it. No idea when I get it though. Oh, you don't have it yet. No. I don't even know what the difference is. And if it sucks, I'm going to let you guys know.

Let me see. I think you got to buy refills for that too, right? Oh, really? It's not everlasting. It sounds like a gobstopper, dude. The pin is forever, but the ink is not. Let me see, let me see. Okay, it is a, okay, I'm going to find it here.

Buying on eBay, I don't see it anymore. Do you think I don't have it anymore? Do you think they were like, why'd you buy a pin you moron? I don't even see it. Could it have been one of those glitches, you know, where they're like, oh, we didn't realize we put it that low. Okay, purchases? Okay, giant whistles, waiting for that to come.

Yeah, read your purchases. I want to hear this. Okay. Cal Ripkin Jr. Silver Signature, 1995 Upper Deck. I did, my favorite thing to do is go Ending Soonest. I bought it for, I signed Cal Ripon Car Carp and Carrepan card for $1. $1.

Oh. Wow. Exactly. That's what I said. That's why I do Ending Soonest because I try to find stuff that people aren't seeing. Okay, I got giant whistle with lanyards, two pack, four point five inches, $41. You got those two huge whistles. We're trying to find whistles.

Like, how big are they? I'm hoping they're like, like, non-size-size-old. like a watermelon size. That'd be cool. But I got a feeling they're like smaller. For our show, 25 whistles,

we want to do sign whistles. So I'm trying to experiment with that. A Lou Brae, Call of Fame, 85 signed PSA, DNA, 1979, Tops, Cardinals, baseball card.

I got that, ordered that. How much is that one? $52. Order two over the past month, two Anthony Edwards rookie cards.

Yeah. One signed, one not. The value on those, the skyrocketed after last night. They were already going way up. I got a Mont Blanc, Meister stuck, La Petit Prince Roller Pin, 164. That's what was the pen I got.

It's $86. And to me, I would never spend that money on a pen except for it. It's supposed to be $600. So I'm like, look at all I'm saving. It's the dumbest logic ever. Dude, don't lose that. Yeah, it can be a special pin, though. Oh, it's being sent to the studio, too.

I'll never see it. Because people steal things around here. That's why. Not anymore. We've got a new system for mail. I feel like things are getting distributed. I still don't have my running shoes. Hey, Google how much this pen is...

Wait, lunchbox stole them. I know. But you stole something to his. But eye for an eye. We go biblical way around here. Hey, will you Google this to see how much this pen's really worth? The problem is, guys, it's like hard to write.

What do you got? Are you ready? Mont-B-B-B-M-B-L-L-L-A. That's one word. Meister-Stuck. One word. M-E-I-S-T-U-C-K. Meester-Stuck.

Meester. Le? Petit. That must mean it's tiny. Oh no. It's like a little one. It's miniature. Hold on.

Prince. Those half pins. Like the royalty? Prince Rollerball. Yeah. Prince Rollerball pin 164. Okay. It looks like they go new.

And this is not. How much? 800 bucks. That's what I see too. And this is not even taken out of the box. I got it for 80 bucks. That's a deal right? So they never even used it?

It says it. It's still sealed. It is a little smaller than a little smaller than normal pen though. Le Petit. That's so dumb. It's not tiny. Like, you'll still be able to write with it.

Is it like when you take a pencil all the way down to the very end? Yeah. Oh, no. Well, you can't write with it. See, that's how you know, I don't have any class. I have no idea what fancy things I buy. It's still nice, though. And it's red.

Oh. And I like that. You know what's cool about the Montblancs? What? On the very top, it's got like a little mountain cap. Yeah. That's the signature look. That's the signature look.

What's this have on it? Just a click thing on top. So it would be the very top. See the very top top part? It's like a little white thing that looks like a little mountain top. Like it, you know. With a snow cap.

You're at the peak. But do people ever see somebody riding with a pin and go, hey, nice pin buddy? No. If you're a pin person. Really? I've never seen a pin and thought.

I've never met a pin person. I'm not a pin person. My dad had a Montblanc. Really? Mm-hmm. Oh, dang. So I should like flaunt it? Oh, dude, he always kept it right here.

Joe, where is a necklace? Yeah, that's what he did. He put it right like where you put sunglasses? He'd always carry his pen there. So I have a Montblanc. Is it blue or black ink? Oh, I don't know. I literally just saw there was normally $600 and bought it.

Well, the refills are $18 a pop. That's not bad. But when do you have to refill it? Not every time you're right. I don't know. Or you get the ink bottle for $25. It says... We probably don't want the ink bottle.

That's like to do old school with like a feather and pen. Dude, can you imagine? Yeah, I don't know. I bought that. You want to hear a couple more things I bought or no. This fun game. I bought a... This is one of those that saw it last minute.

I bought a 2024. Thurman Thomas in Oklahoma State uniform signed card, $18. Oklahoma State. Those are decent priced autographs. That's what I click. I click auto card ending soonest and the ones that I feel like are being way under. I jump on those. I lose a lot of them too.

I have a Keith Hernandez signed. He's from Seinfeld. What he's from the Mets? I remember from Seinfeld. The single spit theory. Is that what it called? Yeah. The spit theory.

I have a 1984 Ryan Sandberg signed National League Championship game ticket which is pretty cool because I collect those kind of things. But anyway, that's all. I bought the Billy Ripkin

F-faced bat. I mean, there's an error card from way back in the day and Billy Ripkin is Coworkin's brother from the guy I was talking about earlier. On the front of the card, on the bottom of the bat, they didn't know it when they first issued it.

It says the F word and face. Someone had written as a joke. Like he's holding the bat. He's a baseball card and it says face. The later issuance is a card, they're blurred out. But the first, and so I found one of those and bought it. Graded. Yeah.

I mean, we all talked about this when we were in middle school. Because they wrote that F hard's on a card. And how they missed it? Who knows? But anyway, people say it's acceptable. It's not, by the way. It's not. Which ones are like the hotels?

Those are good, right? Okay, so that's also on that story. In two new polls. No, the bank, banks is like chained down. I mean, they have like you're robbing the place if you take the pin. Right. Wow. In two new polls.

Yeah, you are because it's chained down. It's ridiculous. In two new polls, 39% of people say it's okay to take the pen from a hotel room. 100%. I take it every time. I don't mind the pin, the pad, everything. Yeah, it's got their logo on it. The next time you travel, they want you to think of them.

And they're not great pens, it's fairio. They're not. that thing is so small Le petitit. And 8% of people say it's acceptable to steal a pen from a restaurant. Yeah, the restaurant thing, I just wouldn't, I would never have thought.

I've never thought that. I was, we were eating yesterday having like a, it was breakfast for me because I slept all day. But I think it was lunch for my wife and we went to have lunch and we were with a friend and somebody that I had mentored on Idol who came by and they were like, hey, what's up? And I had a second because I don't, if you don't remember somebody from a certain place, you're like, well, this, I don't, I'm not putting this together.

And she was like, how are it? And I'm like, something's not right. I know you. I have no idea where I know you're from, but I know I should know you. So it took me a second. She's like, I just moved to Nashville or whatever. Turns out last night was also the finale of American Idol, which I haven't really watched much since I left the show the last two seasons. But everybody's like, oh, if you go on Idol, you don't want to win because the thing now is you do want to win because they don't have any of your rights anymore. It's just a show where you go on. you try to win. You get a little prize. You have access to things. You get a lot of social following. And I didn't know the girl who won, but that old school, you want to go on Idol, but you don't want to win. They don't lock you up anymore. Because nobody would go on the show then.

They would just be like, I'll stay on TikTok or Instagram or Twitter. And by lock you up, you mean like. Not in a record deal. You have the option to things, but they don't force you into things anymore. Or I say force you. They're not contractually obligated to stay on the show. You have to sign something to go like top five. but I didn't know the girl that won

and I saw Katie Perry's last episode was last night. But Luke's still in it? If they bring it back another season. That show has been season to season for a while, which most shows are now. So I'm sure they'll bring and put a female on if they come back another year because it's not going to be sausage fest up there.

Maybe three dudes. Yeah, I don't think so. But I just saw it in my timeline that Idol was last night. Didn't watch it. Watch a basketball game. Watch two basketball games. You watch both of them? Watch both. I watched probably a game and a quarter all in.

Did you watch golf? I watched Saturday after the arrest. That's crazy. But I didn't care yesterday so much. There you go. You ever heard of texting? Excuse me? I know, it does sound worse.

It does sound worse. That's worse than the other one. Oh. What's the other one? Sexton? Oh, yeah, that's like... Dude, that's like... I know.

That's when you fight solely by using text message. Oh. So the F is for fighting, not... Got it. Yeah. That's not... They should come up with another one. Feikstein.

You know what I mean? Like... I think Fexting's it. It just feels like the other one. For some people, introverts especially, fexting offers a way to think through their arguments rather than just going at it. Yeah, I think everybody should fix for the first part of their argument,

so they don't get emotional. And then you join in, like, through the fext. But some of the fexting can cause more confusion. Not with me. I enjoy writing it out in fext. I like I fexed all night long.

Interesting. I'm known from my fexting. That's from the Huffington Post. I'd never heard it called fexting, though, I'd be honest with you. It's the only reason I brought the story out. If Tops to Box Office, that's got a movie mic for a second.

Hey, movie, Mike, was this animated? The characters were animated, but it was live action people. Ryan Reynolds was in it. So it's real humans with cartoons. Like Garfield. Yeah. Okay, got it.

Was it good? It was pretty good for a kid's movie. John Krasinski's film about imaginary friends come to life, grabbed the top spot with $35 million. How was the $35 million? What was the expectation? Pretty low. For a big summer kids movie,

probably expecting more like $50, $60 million. Oh, so maybe it wasn't a huge success in their mind? Yeah, I just think there's nothing special about the movie that really made families want to go see it. So it was pretty average. And was he the voice of it? of the main person? John Kaczynski is a human in the movie.

Got it. And Ryan Reynolds was in it too? Yeah. Who was the voice? It was like Bill Hater, a lot of other voices. A lot of, mainly the comedians. Who was the voice of the main? Was there a main one?

Steve Karell. The main, oh, that was cool. The big purple one. That was Steve Karell? Yeah. Oh, that's cool. That's Jim and Steve Karel and Michael Scott back together. Yeah, heavy office influence.

Did they make any office references at all? No, just the people in it. And then his wife, Emily Blunt, was one of the voices, too. Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes finished second Did you like that one? Yeah, I love the Planet of the Apes movie But you didn't see this one yet? I saw it

You like this one? Yeah It's a little slow in the beginning Is it long? Yeah, it's like two and a half hours See That's two movies Just separate it

Because I love these Planet of the Apes They're making two more of them So yeah They should make four then They just make those two And then cut them in half How many are there total? I think they're different versions

No, I know But Planet of the Apes in general I believe this was the seventh maybe eighth overall But we're at the old school ones Yeah they go back to like the 60s Yeah the 70s I think there were six of them then

So there was another trilogy In between there there was the Tim Burton one That was terrible with Mark Wahlberg And then this one I like the Mark Wahlberg ones He did? I think I remember watching it going

That was cool I think That's a long time ago It was like 2001 or two The Fall Guy That was with Emily Blunt And Ryan Gosling That one's fun

Loosely based off the Lee Majors Fall Guy TV show? Yeah. You liked it? It's good. Also, these movies aren't really doing so well this summer. So far, everything kind of in a slump.

That one's going to lose a lot of money. The Amy Winehouse Biopick Back to Black. Have you seen that? No, yeah. I don't like biopics. It just came out. Was it like a wide release? Yeah, it just didn't really get any buzz.

I've heard no buzz. I saw a billboard on the side of the road that had Amy White House, and I was like, well, what was weird? I had to take a double take. because usually they have like shows coming to town. I was like, oh. Like they did a billboard for a movie. I didn't know it was a movie.

Oh, you thought it could have been a con. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, speaking to that, we started watching a show last night called Dark Matter on Apple. Oh, is it good? We watched one episode. It's hard to say after one episode. I liked it. It made me want to jump in for the second episode.

But after one episode's tough because it's really just like the character set up. And then by the end of it, you're like, oh, this is what we're doing. But it's about a guy who gets it in another timeline. Like, oh, all I know is I watched a little preview. I guess I saw him like saying by to his wife and he was going to meet a friend. Mm-hmm. He met that friend. Where was he going?

Okay. He met the friend at a bar near there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, at a bar near there. But that really has nothing. That doesn't have much to do with him. Did you watch the whole preview? No. Okay.

Yeah, it's about him. It says a physicist who is kidnapped and sent to a parallel universe in which another version of his life unfolds because of a different choice he made 15 years previously. That's right. There's an alley and that's my alley. Yeah. Oh, I finished sugar and I was like, what? Don't say anything.

I'm not saying anything. But you said what? I said what? I loved it. And Mike, have you watched Sugar? One episode. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.

One episode of each of those shows. Oh, he's watched one episode of the end matter. You haven't seen sugar, but one episode? Dark matter. Okay. Sugar, I like sugar. And then I ended up really loving sugar. Could you have?

Uh, you, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't. Let her go. No, you can say whatever, but I don't, but I don't. I don't think there's a way to give this. Get the wheel ready. There's a history. There's a history. So you can say whatever, but I'm just going to say there's a history.

I just don't feel like you could give this away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep telling yourself that. I wouldn't. But you can't even tell people. Who to thunk. Oh, my God. You're just waiting.

You're waiting deeper and deeper. Yeah. It's good, though. Do you finish it? Yeah. I really liked it. Yeah. I liked it.

And then I really liked it. And I feel like they set up for... Oh, yeah. Yeah. I think if... I don't know if it gets renewed or not. I haven't heard. But...

So whatever happens at the end makes you think there's season two? Yeah, the whole thing is... He's a private investigator. He's hired to investigate the disappearance of Olivia Siegel, the granddaughter of a Hollywood producer. And so it's a whole, like, investigation thing. So you find out all this stuff as it goes. Like you expect.

But obviously, with any show where you're doing an investigation, there are unexpected twists and turns. Sure. You know, that's any investigation. So, thank you. Thank you. But, Bones, you loved it afterwards? Yeah.

And then, Amy, you're like, it's okay? No, I liked it. I liked it. Then I liked it. Then at the end, I was like, I loved it. Okay. Amy, did you ever love it? I really liked it.

Okay. I'm not going to say anything else. Thank you. Hey, Ray, play voicemail number six, please. I don't listen to your show, but I saw you on the ACMs, and every single person who interviewed, you were cupping air balls. Midair, cuffing the balls. work in the shaft.

I don't know why. What the... What does that mean? The fact that someone would call and find our voicemail number after watching these... So when I talk, I talk like this on my hands.

We have a microphone especially. I have to do some of these other hands and then stay here. So I just use my hands. So I guess this is like... I don't do it like this, but that would be cupping a ball. Oh, okay.

You do like this. Like acting like a hold in a ball. But I use my hand like this. And then what about stroking the shaft? I think he just wanted to say that. Okay. That's weird. That's very strange.

And I bet you he started the show before, too. Oh, you're for sure to listen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just trying to get a little pop in there. Let's do a little mid roll. Speaking of little things. Speaking of my shaft, in the middle row, let's do this. A win is a win.

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get your podcast. All right. What else we got here? Do you take baths? When people took a hot bath daily for eight weeks to help them manage anxiety better than prescription medicine. I'm not recommended in that. I'm recommended if you're on medicine, don't give it up until

your doctor says... Consult your doctor. Change it to a bath. How do you put away your socks? Oh, we don't. What do you mean? Put them away. You fold them in a ball. Do you ball them?

Do you take the top and put them over? Do you just stack it on top of each other? Fold them in a ball. Oh, ball. So much easier. Ball them up. I stack line. What are you talking about?

Two on one on top of the other? Like six at a time. Oh, the same kind of sock. Two, two. Well, yeah, but the two are together. So if they're like, I have a drawer for black socks and white socks right beside each other. and then I have white ankle, white no-shows, and white tall.

Are you telling us right now you take clothes from the dryer and fold them and put them in a drawer? It doesn't fold them. I don't take them from the dryer, but they're put in the closet. Okay. And so then I organize them. Oh. Because no one wants organizing the way I want to organize them. So I put my own clothes up.

I know. Who would have thought? And you don't fold them. I can take a video when we get home. Cool. It's two drawers, black socks, white socks. And they're all stacked on top of each other. Can you explain why?

Yeah. Like why don't you just ball them like normal people? You can stretch the socks that way. I get more shelf space. Because I put in one of those dividers, three dividers, no show, ankle, long, black white. And then I hate to grab a Nike sock and a long sock that's not a Nike sock. It mess with my head. Sometimes I can't find it.

So I stack them. You have any other colors? Yes, but they're put over on like. Like a side side, like a dress socks. And they are not bald, but they're folded together. Like a humpie. Yeah. I'll show you.

I'll take a video when I get home. I got you. I'll post it up there. I'm not saying it's normal or right. I think as long as you have a system that works for you. I very much have a system. Then it's what's normal, you know? We have a big basket where all the socks are in.

That's what I had growing up. That's what I did college. Sock basket. It's terrible. There's a big basket. But then I would just have to go places and not have matching socks. I don't even like to wear matching brand different socks in my shoes That's a bad luck day

Really? Yeah, I kind of have this odd sock thing I guess I didn't really know I had So like if you have Adidas shoes Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, ugh If you have Nike shoes, you're Nike socks Yes, there you go, I like that one What's wrong with Adidas? Nothing, but if I have Adidas socks

I need to wear Adidas shoes Can't do mix match What do you do with shoes that don't make socks Doesn't matter? Like say that's a brand of shoes But they don't make a sock I wear a sock with no logo on Okay. Duh, what kind of stupid question is that?

Everybody knows the answer to that one. Got her. Yeah. Stubest question I've ever heard. Yeah. Let's see. What else? I got lots of notes.

Here's some jokes that Mike D and I wrote just in case I got the call up during the ACMs. You never know, you know, somebody, listen, I've not got to host the ACMs yet, or the CMAs for that matter. That doesn't mean that I'm not ready. So I had way more jokes than this, but I thought, let me just get online. I'll do some jokes.

because they're not going to let me tell. But they weren't even saying they were going to let me tell. But it's like five minutes for the show. Reba's sick. She can't walk out on stage. What are we going to do? Well, I'm already doing backstage. So just throw these jokes in the prompter.

Let's go. Like, I'm ready. So I'm sitting there and I'm before I go on and I'm getting my hair done or whatever. So here you go. It's great to be back at the ACMs at the Star in Frisco, Texas. The nominees for the entertainer of the year category is stacked this year. Six men, one woman, which is also the last thing in jelly rolls Google search history. Safety is a paramount of Portis tonight, so if you look at Road 3, seat 4, they have double-bolted Morgan Wallin's chair to the ground.

You're safe, everybody. Well, it looks like everyone's here tonight. Well, not everyone. Florida, Georgia line, not here. They weren't nominated this year, but also, they're currently finalizing their divorce. Luckily, they had a pre-nup, though. Tyler got 90% of the fan base, and Brian Kelly got all the drink coasters from the FGLS. Jason Aldean be performing a tribute to Toby Keith tonight he'll be doing should have been a cowboy and others.

Toby once told me he makes more money in merch in one night than the president does in an entire year. That's $250,000 and just merch, which equals the amount of money. All the nominees spent on spray cans tonight. Anyway, bye, everybody. Thank you. It's pretty good. Thank you. I wondered if jelly roll was going to get.

He didn't get upset. Six guys, one girl. That's like a dirty. I don't understand that one. Well, then you weren't supposed to. That means you don't look up stuff like two girls, three girls, three guys, one girl. That would be called running a train. Is that a thing?

What? Have I ever heard of that? No. You're out of your mind. No, I've no idea what you're talking about. If somebody Googles six guys, one girl, that's six guys doing it to one girl. Oh. Okay.

Did you know that, Amy? I don't know. I try not to really think about it. You've never heard of a choo-choo? No. Eddie has two. I've heard of that. I've heard of that.

Is Bull Crap Betty back? Maybe. I mean, guys, I would tell you if I knew what that was. Maybe it's Bullcrap Betty's back. You go to my Google search? It doesn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So there were those.

There were some others, too. I didn't put in that clip, though. I didn't feel like the drama. But I was ready, in case of the drama, needed to be on a big stage. I like the chair one. That was good. No, the MGL one was the best.

Yeah, the coasters. I know. I mean, that's cold, dude. So when you're telling jokes, you just have to like eliminate, like when you're roasting somebody, I guess. They don't roast as your jokes. That is a roast towards FGL, right? That's a joke. Not FGL.

Half of FGL. Right. And I have said many times I'm Team Tyler. Okay. And the beef. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I don't know.

You just have to like not worry about people's, what anybody's going to think. Well, no, I do because I wanted to, the jelly roll joke. I ran it by. Somebody's like, if he can get mad at this. You know, what do you get? six guys, one girl. Also, the last thing of jelly roll search history.

That means you're Googling six guys doing it to one girl. Yeah, he wouldn't care. Thank you. I didn't think so, but I just was like, I just checked because I don't want, I like jelly roll. Yeah.

I was like, hey, I didn't get it. I had just gone to, regardless. I didn't check on the other one. I'm team Tyler. That's what I'm saying. So I didn't get the call in, though, so I didn't get to use those,

so I just did them online. Good thing you were ready, though. Like, I wonder most people think that way. I would never think that. But he's already ready back there. He's backstage. He's got a mickey's dress. I understand that.

He's saying with material. Just like ready to go. Like your brain goes like, hey, if she gets sick. I've had jokes every year of the last four years. That's crazy, dude. Just load it up, ready to go. And we don't. Once, I did them a few years ago on stage at my show because I didn't get to use them.

Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. That's right. I guess what I'm asking is it makes sense that you're ready. And yes, you're taking a next level being ready, but you're also like an ideal person to throw to in that case because you're right there. You're ready. But like, let's just say you were there as like in the office. audience, would you be ready?

I wouldn't go. Oh, okay. I wouldn't go sit in the audience. I didn't crap out that stuff. Oh. But, Amy, if you had the backstage role, would you get ready with, like, jokes in, like, just in case? I guess it depends if I have a desire to host it and be that.

But there's no desire here. They could literally just be like, Bobby, we need someone. You're the closest. Let's go. But it wouldn't be the closest. Well, you are the closest because you're right there and you're dressed up, man. It wouldn't be physically the closest. It would be the person who could do it.

And Bobby does have a desire to do it. Yeah. But also, it doesn't matter. Anyway. I think it makes sense. Stay ready. Stay ready. Never got to get ready.

Wise man once said that. Didn't he? He did a lot of times. A lot of times. Okay. Let's see. Let's see. A guy eats a hundred and eight shrimp,

a red lobster's endless shrimp special. Nice. That's a lot of shrimp. Oh. And red lobster's going out of business. What you talked about? And that's probably why. Yeah.

Not him. He's just trying to eat him out of their shrimp. That was a woman. Oh, boy. Thanks, Mike. No, no. What? No what?

Not Googling her. Not going to do it. Most of the people that are competitive eaters are like wildly skinny. Oh, you're right. You convinced me. Like Johnny Chestnut. He's skinny. Not his name.

What is his name? Joey. So close. How many shrimp, 108? 108. 108 shrimp, though. Like, if you get popcorn shrimp, I think I could do that. 108.

Popcorn. I'm in. I'm in for that bet. Popcorn shrimp. Okay. Are you? Are you great 108 popcorn shrimp

Yeah Not fried No you're starting to throw things at us Well well I mean Realistic No popcorn shrimp is The fried stuff Yeah popcorn's fried

They're just a little shrimp So 100 you could eat 108 Yeah 108 popcorn shrimp I can do that 108 and if you eat all 1008 I'll give you 108 I'll give you $108

I love it I'm down Five phone Let me visualize this It's five Five a bite Yeah I can do it And if you can't

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm already, I've messed up my stomach. No, no, no, no, but there's got to be some sort of penalty if you want to take the challenge. 108, 108 bucks. 107 or less. Shave your head all the way old. Oh, boy, here we go. With a razor.

Okay. I'm in. 108. 108. Popcorn shrimp. Yeah. Okay. Where do we get them from?

Red lobster? I go right now, because I want to see this. And I want to get it over with. And I want to wait 16 months and we play this thing on forever and ever and ever. But here's the difference. This is Eddie. So we'll do it. Yeah, we're going to do it, scuba.

And like, like, we're going to do it. Yeah, like we're going to do it. Okay. We both. So I can come in tomorrow with popcorn shrimp and we're going to do this. Yeah. But can you get them from Red Lobster? I can get him forever.

We can get him Captain D's, whatever's open. To save him? Oh, you want to save Red Lobster? Oh, you mean like save the business. Yeah, man. This one bit saves the business. This could be it, dude. We're doing our part to save Red Lobster.

Tomorrow's post show. I bring it 1008 popcorn shrimp. We're doing it. For the post show. Yeah, we're doing it. I'm not eating a hundred and a popcorn shrimp for the post show. But it's for 108 bucks. What if we just did it for fun?

Didn't even record it? We're not doing this for fun. Okay. We have to do it on the show show. Okay, all right. So we could do it actually. We can do it tomorrow. Okay.

After the show, we can just record it for Wednesday's show. I don't know what time Red Lobster opens, though. I think it's like 10 or 11 probably. 11. It would be the last thing we have to do in the afternoon. Yeah. I'm going to need those fresh. Well, I'm saying if they pick it up at 11.

Which is perfect. Almost lunchtime, you'd be hungry. You can't pick them up at, like, at dinner time, and then bring them in and microwave them. No, we're not microwave in seafood. Yeah, and it's popcorn. I would do that. Yeah, I would do that tomorrow. Okay.

What? Hey, scuba, look for the non-bredded first. That's how popcorn shrimp becomes. Yeah, it's breaded. It's bread. That's popcorn. That's what the popcorn is. Just look for boiled popcorn shrimp.

No, that sounds such a thing. There's no such thing. No, he's already backing out. See? I'm not backing out. I'm saying look for it first. He's already finding a way to back out. Let me Google popcorn shrimp and see what pictures come up.

It'll never come up unbredded. Okay, so we'll try to get them. And you don't want to get them this afternoon. No, they're all bredded. Until tomorrow. All breaded. Eddie, are you against getting them this afternoon for tomorrow? Yes.

I would like them. I would like fresh seafood. Do you think they're fresher? Yeah, man. That's what they say, straight from the ocean. They're being reheated where you're getting them from. Well, let's not do it twice then. Okay, we'll try to get them tomorrow.

Love it. Okay. I mean, that'll be fun. And you can eat them easily. How big of this? They're not that big. Are you going to have a condiment? What? Yeah, are you going to dip them?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Marinera. Is there a time limit frame? Time frame. How many? 108 minutes. I don't want to stay after two hours. That's fine.

I would say like 40 minutes. Okay. Oh, deal. And what's my punishment again? Oh, shave my head. Razor. What do you mean? Well, I got to trim it first, then you do razor.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't go straight raise. I'm like, dude, that'll hurt. Then you trims and raise. Full shade ball. I think you might be able to do it, Eddie. I do too. I'm looking at these shrimp.

I think you might be able to do it. There's not many red lobsters around us because of all of them closing down. Are we opposed to just bringing any popcorn shrimp or does it have to be red lobster? He didn't make the statement. He didn't make the statement. It had to be red lobster. I just said that. Okay.

So I can bring whatever. I can go to the grocery store and we make them in the kitchen. They'll be fresher that way. Exactly, yeah. Yeah, and at the grocery store, I know they do have boiled popcorn. They're not boiled up or popcorn. They're just boiled shrimp. You want me to find out?

I'll look today. It's what I'll do. He'll go get some regular shrimp, boiled shrimp, and he'll put popcorn in it. These are my popcorn shrimp. All right, it was 108 was the number? 108. What do you think, luncheon? I think you can do it.

I think you can do it. Because looking at these pictures, they don't look very. very big. Yeah. 108, like shrimp. Oh, Jumbos?

Yeah. No. You know, that summer bod. I know, dude. Yeah, it'll be good. Amy,

you kids do a summer bucket list? Yeah, I'm having them come up with one. They get out of school on Thursday, so I'm going to have them

sit down and be like, what are some things you want to accomplish this summer? What are some, like, it doesn't have to all be fun things.

Some of it can be, but are there, do we need to read a book? Like, what's our summer bucket list? Well, my son's doing summer school, so. Oh, he'll, I don't think it's bucket list, though. That's force list.

Oh, that's, you got to do it. Somebody said four chips equals one tortilla. Thoughts? Yes. What? What? Look at the perfect triangle of the chip. But that means whenever I go to a restaurant and eat a bunch of chips in case, I mean, like 20 tortillas.

Think about that. Yeah, I don't think that's accurate. Guys, look at the chip. I mean, depends on the size of the tortilla. And if the chips are broken, then no, but, I mean. But, like, four normal chips. If you flatten them out, it's probably like one tortilla. See.

Is that stop. Don't say C. Yes, dude. Did you just come up with this theory? No, a listener told me because I talked about eating all those chips in caseo, and they're like, be careful, four chips equals one tortilla. Bro, look at the chip, the shape of the chip. It's a fourth.

Yeah, but then there's the thickness, like how thick is the chip? What? No, we're not talking about that. I agree with Amy, though. Yeah, Amy's right. If it's a fried tortilla chip, which is that's what a chip is, right, tortilla chip. I don't know the answer. I just was like, wow, that could be true.

I don't know. It's called a tortilla chip. You want to know who I met at the ACMs? Yes. Any guesses? It's the one person I wanted to meet that one of my crew, I was like, hey, can you see if you can? I'd like to meet them after the show, and they went and got them and brought them to back because I couldn't leave. Your celebrity bucket list?

I wouldn't say bucket list, but once I saw they were there, I was like, I would love to meet this person. Only person I really wanted to meet. I'm an athlete. Athlete? That's what I was thinking. I don't know if the person was there, though. What person? Michael Jordan.

Wasn't there. Okay, then that's all I can think of. That's huge. I have a guess. Okay. Noah Kahn? No. Who?

Not in music. An athlete. So there. You're not going to know it, Amy. Yeah. It's an athlete. Baker Mayfield. No, no.

He was there. I don't know. I have no idea who was there. J.J. Watt. Richard Sherman. Who? Oh, he was there? He was there.

He was there. And he was. because he's part of Amazon's football crew. Yeah. He used to play defensive back for the Seahawks. The Legion of Boom. Yeah. And so he was super nice.

And I was, he came up, Tom, like I went and got him and brought him up. And I was talking with Jelly Roll. And because we had like 10 minutes where we were going on. So jelly roll and I were just sitting back there, you know, chopping it up like dudes, dude. Of course, of course. And six dudes in a, six dudes and one girl. Yeah. And then Tom breaks up and says, hey, this Richard.

And I'm like, why not Richard Charming him? and Rich Sherman looks at both of us, and he goes, jelly roll. He goes, oh, man, I'm such a big fan. And he goes, I'm a big fan of you too. But he has no idea who I am. He just felt like he had to say that. I felt bad for him. But did you hit him with the thanks?

Thanks, man. No, because I knew he was lying. But also, he was super nice, but he didn't, like, leave a beat for me to say thanks. And so he starts talking about jelly roll about his music. And I don't know, I'm just kind of standing there. He didn't talk about any bits we did or anything? No, and, you know, I think that was just what you say. Like, I'm big fan.

Also, a big fan of you. Again, didn't know me from Man of the Moon. I'd be willing to bet. I don't even know where he lives now. But he was super nice. We took pictures. I got to, I'm on my Instagram now. Me, Jelly Roll and Richard Sherman.

We hung out for like five, six minutes. That's cool. It was really cool. That was the only person I wanted to meet. I got to meet him. I guess I knew everybody else there. I didn't know Dua, but I met her. Her and Stapleton together.

That's awesome. That's so cool. Yep. Do your wife meet her too? You just go to church with her. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. Church together?

Still went to the same church. That's awesome. When she lived in California. I don't go to church with anyone. I don't know anyone. But they go to church with you, though. That's true. You're there doing it, Leupa.

Okay. All right. Ray, how long total you think? 26. All right. I think we're good. I guess I have to do show-wise anyway. So we'll get that popcorn shrimp.

And we'll do it tomorrow. Boom. Possibly put it on the show. for Wednesday. I bet it like Costco. They have a big bag of popcorn shrimp. Like nickel. And we can just throw, I can ring.

And get a bar of gold. We can just throw it in the air fryer. Here? Sizzled. And we'll get a bar of gold too. Yeah, yeah. Well, we're there. In a diamond ring.

Yeah, yeah. Tires. Yeah, yeah. Big bucket of mustard. All right, thank you guys. We'll see tomorrow. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'll say.

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