The Bobby Bones Show - Mon Post Show – The Investigative Morning Corny…After Dark! (03-21-22)

Episode Date: March 21, 2022

Bobby starts by talking to Listener Gary who also applied to be on CBS’s Superfan because he’s been to over 75 Little Big Town concerts. We give our percentage of whether Morgan will make it on the show. Amy does an Investigative Morning Corny After Dark. Morgan2 got flipped off at a Morgan Wallen concert. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Get started at Redfin.com. Own the dream. It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. Hello, friends. Hey, I want to go talk to Gary in Wisconsin, who has been waiting since we were on the air, and I just would like to talk to him. We had on on the show, which hopefully you heard today,

the executive producer of a show called Superfan, which we're trying to get Morgan on as a Shania Twain superfan. Now, I'm not sure if she'll get on, but I think it's a funny bit, and I think there is an outside chance that Morgan gets on. I don't think you're a favorite to get on, but I think there is a possible, I'd say 13%. Yeah, there's something there.

There's something there. So not probable, but possible, and it's a funny bit to see if she gets on because we don't know. Oh, if you get on, it's going to be awesome. I mean, it's going to drive. Yeah, he's going to drive him crazy. I know, which is why I really want to get on.

Scooby, you have any intel on this? Do we know if she, what do you put her chances out of getting on? I say probably around that, but 20%? Oh, a little higher than me. A little bit higher than you, yeah, I think so. And then if not this round, maybe another time. We just say your super fan of somebody else. Of all kinds of stuff, exactly.

Yeah. So 20% of, that's really. good. Yeah, I think it's pretty good. One in five shot to be on this show, according to us. I feel pretty good, especially after talking to her. She made it seem like I have a chance. And we went back and listened to a clip. They called me ugly a long time ago on their podcast, and so now they owe me. There you go.

And I don't know if you'll hear this, but I didn't put the two and two together because they have a really popular podcast. And when I was, maybe I was on dancing with hers, they were like, he's ugly, basically. And I don't disagree with them. And I remember my feelings being a little hurt. but that's life.

Hey, as I'd like to say, that's showbiz, baby. Yes. I've been saying that. So maybe as a way to put a band-aid over the wound that is still bleeding, it's a gaping wound, actually. Morgan, they consider you a little more. And you'd give that to me as their way of apologizing that. They would be like the gaping wound is healed, surgically,

lazered, and the wound is no more. But we'll see. But this guy here on the phone, Gary, Gary, you've also applied to be on this show. Yes, I have. Hey, Bobby. Hey, man. Good. Morning. Good to talk to you, my friend. So how did you know of this show? I saw a tweet from one of my concert buddies that I go to all the Little Big Town shows with and replied back. It was like, I'm your guy. I tweeted out a picture of many pictures with me,

that I've taken with them, and they replied back and said, fill out an application. So Gary has been to a lot of Little Big Town shows. How many, Gary? I've been to 75 shows since 2007. Wow. Gary needs his own documentary. I don't care about that show. I need to know everything about Gary's life and why he's chosen to do this. So 75 shows, and I'm assuming you've met them more than 10 times?

Yeah, they know me pretty well. I would assume. I would assume they know you really well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've gotten their own pretty well and spouses and Karen's parents.

and so yeah, they know me pretty well. They've been very kind to me over the years. They're number one on my list of nicest country artists. They are very nice. Do you feel like there, is there a line you're trying not to cross while being a great super fan, do you worry that sometimes while being a great super fan that maybe you get close to that line?

No, I'm aware of that. I try not to be that overzealous fan, and I think they recognize that as well. That's good. You know, I don't have any aspirations to marry any of them or anything like that, but I just enjoy their story. You know, I've had a lot of, I've overcome a lot in my life. I was born with a birth cycle of spina bifida,

so I've developed a lot of perseverance and determination, and I think that's my connection with them, because it took them 13 years to get their first number one, and they never quit, and I've never quit, and anything I've ever done either. So I think there's that kind of a connection that we have with them that I have with them. I think that you know there's a line not to cross says what I need to know about you. The fact that people that cross the line don't know there's a line not to cross. There's no such thing as a line.

Well, I hope you get on the show, man. Do you always get good seats when you go? Or does it not matter? Back before like pontoon came out, I got pretty good seats. But since then it's been a little tough. And do you go to just Wisconsin? Illinois. Do you regionally hit all the shows, or will you just go and go full, Grateful Dead? If it's when five hours, I'll drive, but if it's more than that, because it's hard for me to get around in my wheelchair, I'll fly.

But my first show was actually in Las Vegas, and I've been all over the country, Nashville, of course, New York, Georgia, you know, pretty much anywhere. Even though I'm in a wheelchair, I'm pretty independent, so I don't mind traveling anywhere to get to hang out with them. And through them, I've gotten to meet a lot of people all over the country that are fans. And so we just kind of hang out with people all over the country. That's awesome. And before anybody's like, Gary, you going to too many shows? I'm trying to think of myself, do you know how much time I spend on Razzie Bike message boards or games? Podcasts.

Right. But I know there's a line. Like Gary knows there's a line, and sometimes I got to chill out a little bit. Like this weekend, I was going after Auburn fans. I was getting close to that line. Yeah, you know, I didn't see him for two hours over, or two hours, two years over COVID, but then I got to see him in August in Milwaukee, and Jaron actually gave me a shout out from the stage, so that was kind of cool.

See, that's how you know you're not crossing the line. A line crosser would have never got a shout out from a stage. That's pretty cool, man. I hope you get on the show. I think you got a good shot at making it happen. Can I give a quick shout out to Eddie, my fellow, elder for his birthday. And like I mentioned, I was actually a foster kid.

So I think what he's doing with foster care is really awesome. And I wouldn't be where I'm at today if it wasn't for my foster parents. So I wanted to mention that. Well, that's cool. That's great. I wasn't getting rid of you yet. I had more questions for you. I think Gary thought we were running off here.

Yeah. I was like, hold on. I guess I wanted to know about your experience with this show. You send in your application. You always know it's getting serious once you've done multiple interviews because they want to interview people many, many times. Have you done more than one interview? Well, I sent to my application.

Then I talked to the first casting person. And then they said, well, you need to talk to our casting director. So then I had a Zoom call with him. And then after that, Friday, I did a three-hour psychological assessment, which was brutal. And then I potentially have another interview tomorrow. I mean, Gary, if they're putting you through a psych test, let's go. And this is a show to put people through a psych test. Yes.

Because anytime it's like super fan, they're either like Gary or they love them and there's a line or they're if I can't have you, no one will. And you don't want that person. You don't want if I can't have you, no one will. I've had those people in my life that it's scary and it's a whole situation. But if they're putting you through a psych test, you must be getting pretty close. And the artists that are being featured have to feel pretty good. They're giving people psych tests too. Talk to me about what a psych test is for this show.

What do they ask you? Like, what do they do? They gave me like over 500, like multiple choice tests. Like you say extremely, like you would extremely agree or extremely disagree. Questions like that, questions about your background, questions about kind of your beliefs, that type of thing. Just general stuff like that, but just over and over again. So it was, my brain was jelly by the time I got down with it. I guess you could just lie on those.

you go through the whole thing and you're like yeah no I'm just a very loving love pets I had a lot of pets I'm from and then at the end they're like and your religious beliefs well all hell Satan they're like aha got you got you last question uh-huh yeah I sneak that one up there on you well keep us in the loop the thing is if you get on they probably won't let you tell us until right after but I don't know how we don't even tell us because I'll be an idiot be like we don't talk to Gary you got on but let us know if you don't get on And then also, maybe we'll talk to you if you're on the show when it ever it air. They don't have an air date yet. We don't know anything about the show.

We're not in cahoots with the show. We just thought it was interesting. But we appreciate your story, man. All right. Well, I appreciate talking to you, Bobby. It's been great. Yeah, keep fighting the fight, man. Proud of you and, you know, fight and repeat.

You know what I'm saying? You got it. All right, buddy. See you later. Yeah, I'm glad I took that call. I literally thought it was just somebody going, hey, I'm trying to get on the show, too. Good for old Gary. That'd be pretty cool if you got on.

That would be awesome. So I'd rather Morgan get on, I'll be honest. But they're two different ones, right? Yeah, but if I got to pick, I'm very selfish, and I'd like for Morgan to get on it, because my wound, you know? Gotcha, yeah. I need this wound to heal up. Got a couple. Oh, we're going to do your morning corny in a second.

You're investigative morning corny after dark. Eddie, he has figured out a way to watch games with kids. It's amazing. It's amazing. And, well, because, like, you know, part of it, Amy, is that you have to, you're just stuck on the couch. You're not moving, and it was too really. You're not stuck. Yeah, you are.

We're choosing to be there. No, no, we're there all day for three days straight. So I'm like, all right, boys, we're going to start getting some exercise in. Every time there's a three point shot made, we're doing three pushups. Yeah. So, Drayno, three, all right, boys, three pushups. Did they like the game? They loved it.

And then it was like, all right, anytime there's a free throw made, we do a burpee. One burpee, push up, jump. And then they took a little step further. They're like, hey, every time there's a basket, let's run around the house. I'm like, all, you idiots. You're never going to watch the game. There's a basket every two minutes. Every two seconds.

So, yeah, they would start running around. It was a lot of fun. But honestly, dude, I'm sore. Like, I'm really sore. Did a lot of push-ups this weekend. That's smart. That's part. I take energy like that and I work out during games.

Yeah. I have weights and I do push-up. But I don't do it because of that to keep kids. I have to keep me. Yeah. No, I mean, it kept me too. I mean, I would have been doing nothing but eating pizza, chips and cokes all weekend. So it was great for me.

Well, Amy's trying to convince me to go to the game on Thursday. I'm not sure if I can. Think you should. But she's like, you've got to go. There's just a lot of factors. This is like your Super Bowl. I know.

This is your Super Bowl. And if I could just go, I would just go. Eddie, I'm an adult now. Right. That's why you can do it. There's a responsibility. I have adult responsibilities right now. But we can help you figure this.

Yeah, but as an adult, you can literally do whatever you want. But yes, but I have some responsibilities that I can't just leave that we haven't talked about on the air. I haven't talked about it. Whatever that is. Don't worry about it. Okay, that's a good point. He said we'd help you with that.

Ray, you get to watch games now. I was watching games all weekend. Yeah, I did the exact same thing as you guys. The bar on Saturday kind of made it a little fuzzy. So I was like, what? Tennessee lost? I mean, so I was like following up like after the fact. The bar made it fuzzy or he made it fuzzy by drinking.

Well, drinking and it sucked being at a bar. You get caught up talking to people. They're like, wait, what? The first half's over? What? Tennessee's losing? What? They lost the game?

Awesome. That's great. I just got way stressed out for reasons that weren't even about gambling. Like I stayed up last night until midnight to watch TC. you and they should have been to be at Arizona. And I'm just yelling at people on Twitter.

This is like unnecessary stress. I don't care about either team. I don't care about either team, but I got into a Twitter fight with someone going, that's either a bad court violation or a foul one of the two. So the refs screwed up. Looks like a foul to me. You're yelling at this on Twitter?

And I don't give a crap at either team. Yeah. But I felt like sticking up for the little man. Do you all see, do you think that, well, I don't know. I have no idea what I'm talking about. Never would. Go ahead.

Say it that. Come on. Come on, Amy, please. That's what we like the most. No, I just saw a headline about someone all up in arms because, like, this big NCAA tournament makes so much money. And, you know, these players don't make any money or whatever. That's argument.

That argument's been happening forever. I know, but I mean, I guess I'm just bringing it up here. But it's also why, like, NIL is allowed to happen now where you can pay. I know, like you did it with your boy. So that's like the first sliver of, should the NCAA tournament now do some sort of profit? share an NIL type with the players, that's something that I might suggest, meaning if you make it, much like when an NFL team makes the playoffs, they then get paid a little bit more. It's not anything to change their life, but I don't know why, since it is now legal, that the NCAA,

or it's in the deal with one of the massive sponsors where they have to NIL each of the players, $5,000. Name, image, and lightness. Right. So that's what's the guy you did it with? Jalen Williams for Arkansas. Jalen. So I don't know why that hasn't.

And maybe it will. And I haven't heard of it. I think I just solved it right there. Since it is allowed, you should let a sponsor, NIL, all the players that should be in the contract that made it. Basically, Sourler's podcast going down right now. Well, but see, here's the thing. I feel like if there was money involved, they got paid, they wouldn't play as hard.

What are you talking about? I think part of it like why they're playing for their future. Almost none of them go to the NBA. Very, very, very, very few. Well, I mean, that could be their last game ever in college, so they're playing hard. But what about the argument that they shouldn't get paid to begin with with NIL? I mean, that's already happening. No, no, I like NIL.

That's good. I'm just saying the people that are like, oh, and NCAA is getting paid so much for this. Well, yeah, it's a business. Super millions. Not just millions, super millions. Yes. But these are also college. Do you have a problem with players getting paid? or no. College players? Yes. No, I don't have problem with that. Then what's the problem with them getting

paid a little more for going a little farther and playing even more games? And I don't get the logic of like why you wouldn't play harder if you're making money. I think that's why college just plays so hard in general. Like, you think they play so hard because they're broke? No, because they're playing for their future. Like you play hard because you have a potential to become a multimillionaire in the next few years. But if they're not. But most of those people already know what their potential is. If you're an NBA kid, it's already known when you're, you're a you're in college for the most part, 95% of them. The ones that are going, I already know they're going.

There are some that will shine in the tournament and they will get to play overseas. You know, where they wouldn't have... Not just because they shine in the tournament. Sometimes they get the spotlight, absolutely. Not because they shine in the tournament. Hey, what are you doing after this? You want to do the podcast? No.

Wait, so hold on. I will argue with you to... Eddie, wait, so I think what Eddie's saying here is you can pay him less because he'll work harder. And he'll work just as hard. Yes. I did. I used to work way harder when I got paid less. Look at me now.

I don't do anything. I'm just kidding. Anyway, I would think the solution to this would be, just like the NFL playoffs, they're playing more. Every player should get a little, a thousand bucks. I mean,

a little something. Ooh, that's an insult. A thousand bucks for each part of the, and then if they make it to the second weekend, each player gets 2,500. I'm just given a number. And then final four, 5,000.

The rules were already in place for players to be paid. Like it or not, the rules are already there, and the fact that they're not now is a little, a little dumb. I agree.

A little short-sighted. That's why I brought this up. But Eddie thinks if they're, if you're poor, you work harder. That's why they play so hard. I mean, the poor, the, man, like, I remember when I was in high school, my teacher was, my, my coach was like. Let's think about this on a larger level. I don't get it. What are you saying?

Lower class people should be paid less because they will work harder at their jobs. Who said that? You? No, I didn't. You just said. I did not say that. We're taking this in basketball and applying it to other life scenarios. All I'm saying is the reason it plays out.

this way is because these college kids are playing for their lives. But they're not. They're not going to die. This is not Rome. I'm talking about their career life. But they're not. Yes, they are. And like, you know, look at NFL, look at these pro players. They don't care as much. Why I'm arguing with him? I don't know. I don't know. Why I'm arguing with Eddie?

Oh, my God. So you don't think LeBron James works as hard as the college kid? No. No, he's good. I can't argue with Eddie of sports. He goes back to his mansion. I don't know why. Oh, we had this whole other talk too where Eddie's like, man, listen, these players, and they make it big and they're super rich.

And, you know, they fail? Like, lose their bowl. Who cares? Go to your mansion. And I'm like, but you don't understand what got them to that point, right? You don't get to a school. College. No.

College did. Where does LeBron go to college? Yeah, exactly. You don't get to that Super Bowl without having some sort of burn inside of you that you can't just put out. Like, what got you there doesn't just go away because you have money. Right, but you know what makes it okay? Money.

I will agree with that. Some of them get that big contract and they get happy. But most of them, no. There's a small percentage that, hey, I get that contract. I'm fat and happy. Fat and happy. That is not the majority of people that want to be great. 50-50.

People that want to be great are not satisfied when they lose, regardless of their cloud they get to fall on. It doesn't matter. They are sad for a few days, and then they look around. They're like, this man, just pretty nice. I guess I'm all right. No, I don't think that at all. But that's someone who doesn't have the burn to be a great, who says that.

I'm like, you... Eddie. Eddie doesn't have that. Eddie doesn't have a desire. I don't have a great. You don't, no, you don't. Hey, you don't. I'm a great dad.

You take that back right now. You don't have a desire to like be the greatest at something. No, I don't. Because no one's ever going to be the greatest. Right. That's why. Because all you people think you're going to be the greatest, you're not. Because guess what?

Right behind you, someone else is going to come and be the greatest over you. So get over it. And if that were, enjoy your mansion. And if everyone thought like that, we'd have no great people at all. We'd all be like, why I'm even trying. When we really are just all the same. We all put our pants on one leg at a time. No, no, but some people are richer and they get big contracts and they get mansions.

Some people have someone that gets to put their pants on for them. What? No one does. Andy, go ahead. I'm just more perplexed by this whole, his theory. I don't understand it. His theories are awful, and I should not engage and get dragged into this. He like literally doesn't make sense. What are you talking about?

And 15 minutes later, I'm like, why am I arguing sports with someone who recreationally watching? Go ahead, Amy? Sparingly. So do you feel like CEOs that make a lot of money, they suddenly don't work as hard? Yeah. CEOs, they're playing golf right now. Hey, you guys listening right now on the golf course, CEO.

But you play golf. Everyone play golf. Like, what does golf have to do with any of them? Yeah, when I was working hard, I never had time to play golf. I worked extremely hard. And he plays occasionally. Okay, but also. But I do find time to do what I think is important.

Yes. So, okay, I'll use Bobby as an example. The more successful Bobby's become, do you think he works less than he worked 10 years ago? Absolutely. No, he doesn't. Inaccurate. You work way less now than you did 10 years ago. You didn't stop 10 years ago.

You're out of your mind. Hey, you know what? If I see you online in two hours, I want to text you. You are out of your mind. But he did. It's also working differently. When I was working at the golf course and I had to be there 12 hours and literally weeded all day every day, you can move into the superintendent job where I'm now in the office. and I'm getting to dick around more,

but your responsibilities are bigger, and your stress is more. Yes, the stress is more because you're constantly got to be overseeing something. There's no doubt, more money, more problems. No, no, more money, less problems, because you can just go and lay on their bed, your comfortable bed. You're a nice mansion.

You're taking my words. Okay, we're moving off this. Anyway, Amy, the question is, I think... I mean, Eddie's just not building a gaze for him next time his contract is up. What? You know what I'm saying? You're absolutely right. Like, honestly.

What? We will go to the archive and Eddie's like, hey, I think I need to raise the contract. I think if I'm going to get more out of you, we're going to do the opposite. We're going to go backward. What? Wait, wait, wait. That's what you're saying. What?

Yeah, because you said the lot. You'll make less money, you will work harder. How is this the guy that wins easy trivia? I don't know. I did my work in a long time ago. Now I get to enjoy the fruits. No. Why do you point to the sky as your fruits?

Hey, the fruits. Okay. Like, I see certain things that I want to do later in my career, but I also, I'm a little bit, I'm, like, excited by them, but a tiny bit scared because I know it might be more work than I've, like, done certain things before. But, like, I'm open to it and I want to try it. Oh, my point is he doesn't. Amy, you can't talk to someone about drive that doesn't have the same drive. I have drive.

I have drive. I just, I mean, let's be real. We don't have the drive that we did when we were 20. I do. What? How? I do. guys, we have other things to do.

Like, I don't have the drive to go follow my dreams. I got four kids I need to feed. This is what I'm trying to do now. You understand? I know, but I have kids I need to feed, but I still have things I want to do. And as my career evolves or as I evolve, Bobby's wife once told me if you're not evolving, you're dead. So, therefore, you think of different things.

You get different goals, like different benchmarks and things you want to achieve and do. And then it's exciting. And then you chase after them and see what could happen. I mean, I don't know for sure if it will work out, but I want to try. Here's the lovely thing about Eddie. He's just happy. Just, I'm telling you, and I love them. Happy as a clam.

We can spend, I mean, there have been, there haven't been years where we've spent five days together on the show, then two days on a weekend. Most weeks, like we have spent at 220 days that are 365 days together. And we get along so wonderfully because we are so opposite. And we don't step. Eddie just likes to have fun and hang and. smile and let the tide take him where the tie. He loves the beach. He loves the head.

And that is amazing. And I wish I had more of that. I think it would be great if I had a little more of that. And I don't to the point where it's obnoxious. And I'm such a type A that it drives people crazy. But he is him. I am me. It is hard for us to understand the trail that each other has walked.

Or it's currently walking because we don't have the same legs. Yeah. But I'm not type A and I'm not thinking like... I know, but he's extremely type B. Okay. And in no way, is this a shot on Eddie, but he's... No. Well, you don't let me finish.

But he's really stupid about this. He's very wrong about this. Like, Eddie, have you ever gotten worked up about your contract in any way? Worked up. Are you just, when you're presented with something, are you like, okay, I'll sign here? It was like, you know, we're talking about the basketball tournament. He's like this much. The St. Peter's coach, I think they interviewed him after a game.

They're like, are you nervous? Or is before the game. He's like, nervous. This is basketball. What are you talking about? Actually, he said, we're a bunch of New Jersey in New York kids.

Why would be nervous about this? He says this is basketball, and I loved it. He's like, nervous. What are you nervous about? Like, enjoy this. And I think everyone... I still bet he's nervous for this game.

Yes, he has to say that to act calm in front of his kids. So now he's lying. And you get to be nervous for awesome things. This whole thing started because Eddie thinks if you pay someone less,

they work harder. And finally... No, that's what you said. I did say that about college players. They play harder because they're working for their future.

Well, so as this show has evolved and grown, so you're basically saying, because this show, we started one market, now how many are we in? I don't know. No, so everybody here works less? Yeah. Then we did 10 years ago? Yeah. I mean, man, when we moved here. You weren't with the show 10 years ago.

Yes, I was. No, you weren't. We haven't even lived here 10 years. Nine years. Sorry, guys. I missed it by year. You're right. We just showed you how sloppy you are with your words.

But go ahead. Say what you're going to say? No, we're done. No, see it. I'm just saying like, man, man, when we moved here. It was like nonstop work. I never went home. Like home home.

Maybe because it was new to you. Do you go home now? I mean, yeah, I go home every day and two. Okay. We're going to move off of this. My final statement on this, though, is that since the rules have already allowed players to be paid, I think the players should get a little sliver more, the more they play. It only makes sense.

You don't have to agree the players should be paid. If you don't, that's your own thing. Then you shouldn't even listen to this. but they are, so I think, because the tournament's making more and more money, they should be allowed to make more and more money. Okay, well, there's that. I think we had that. Eddie.

What up? Nothing, I just like saying Eddie. It's Eddie's birthday today, too. Yeah, it's fun. Good little discussion for my birthday. Mori's canceled. We talked about that, but they were on 30 years. I didn't even realize they were still on air.

Yeah. Me either, I guess. I guess I thought they were all just rerun. I came on even if they were new. There is, we're going to do the corny right after this. There is a new episode of Get Real with Caroline Hobby. She's talking to Dr. Jen Mann, who is an acclaimed psychotherapist and bestselling author. She is most known as the host of VH1's Couples Therapy.

On this episode of the podcast, she shares her insight and gives tips on how to strengthen your relationships. There you go. Get Real with Caroline Hobby. All right. We have 90 seconds to figure out the morning corny after dark investigative. Okay. Is this a great? Greenlight just to let lunchbox say something bad?

No? No, we're going to really try. Okay. Amy, are you ready? Yes. Boobie. And there's no chance we're on the air, air, right? How many are we doing?

Scuba. We'll see how quick can we get this one. There's no chance we're on the air, right? Yeah, we're not on the air. We're not feeding. Panties. Are we doing like a little today, a little tomorrow? Or Mike?

As soon as Eddie's the one that jumps to that. Hold on. Hold on. Scoba, what? Yeah, Bobby asked the question, guys. So we're not in programs. We're not feeding. It's just Facebook live.

Okay. Okay. Are we doing multiple today or a little today? Well, let's just try one and see how it goes. Okay. I like to start off like not as dark. Okay. We'll warm you up.

What do you call a country where everyone is pissed? What do you call a country where everyone is pissed? All right, 90 seconds. Pumania. Turkey, Russia. Oh. Pissed. It's got to be a toilet country.

Urine. Urine. Uran. Uran. Uran. Urine. Urane. Urine, right.

Uranium. Urine. I don't know. European. European. Well, that's like, what do you call? That's it. What do you call a country?

European. Is that that easy? Yes. There's no way. It's got to be. European. There's no way. It's too easy, you think?

I mean, I guess in a way it could be that, but that's not what I have. And too, like, clean. Oh, okay. Well, this is still a softball. Like, I'm easing you into the pissed. Dirty. P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P What do you call a country?

It sounds like toilet? Yeah, and I keep trying to put the word urine into things. Yeah. You had a what? Toilet? Urine. Urine. Urine.

Urine. You're in America. Your analysis. What do you call a country where everyone is pissed? Toiland. Urine. Urine-Gway. I don't love that word.

Yes. Well, stop saying. It's like 84 times. You're... Get a set it once. You're in... Pissed. You're in a bad country.

You're in... You're in... You're so close. You're in a... Your... I's where I say, you're... Oh, come on. We don't have it.

Yeah. What do you call a country where everyone is pissed? What? Urination. Urination. Okay. And we would never got that. What country's called nation?

Pretty close. A country is a nation. Urination. Urination. And then urination is one word. Yeah. That's about it. I'm trying to justify it.

Even after I do it, I'm like, oh. Okay. Well, I told you I was going to stop falling in there. Okay. How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach? How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach? Not looking at the boobs. That probably is Wiener, right?

No. Oh, yeah, you see his wiener. Well, but he's blind What on earth? His hand I mean, y'all are both on this. He has to be feeling. No. A blind man. He has shorts on.

What? Wait, say it again, Amy? I want to hear more about that because you're very passionate about it. I just, I'm not there. How do you spot a blind man? He doesn't know he's on a nude beach, so he's wearing a swimsuit. On a nude feet. I mean, that's good.

It's good. How do you spot a blind? It's got to be something about a boner. Yeah. Oh, he doesn't have a boner. That's it. That's got to be. He doesn't have a boner?

Yeah. That's got to be it. Well, the answer is, like, it's not hard. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's not hard. It's a double. Yeah, yeah.

All right. I think we're good there for today. Okay. Yeah. I think we did okay. Those are awkward. That was a funny one, Amy. Okay.

Morgan. You went to the Morgan Wallin concert, and how was it? Yeah. We talked about this a bit. I went two nights. Oh, you did. Super fan. was the situation where somebody

got mad at you in the crowd? Yeah, so it was the first night. I was with my boyfriend and we got tickets from being on the show and we were in the pit area and there was this couple in front of us they were getting very

sexual together like just all over each other, right? She was biting his ear. It was very aggressive for the pit area. Are you about to cry? No, I'm just trying to make sure I'm saying this the right way. And there was these girls behind us that were heckling them and like taking videos of it. But the couple thought it was us.

So she flipped me off and I was like, me? And she was like, yeah, you? And I was like, I didn't do anything. This woman flipped me off. You guys could hear each other in the only concert? Yeah, we're like right next to each other. They're standing right in front of us as they're groping each other. And yeah, they flipped us off.

And she got really mad at me. And I was like, that wasn't me. It was them. And the girls had like ran away. So it looked like it was us filming them. and heckling them. I hate that because there's nothing you can do about that. She thinks it's you and period.

It's over. My little film now because you're already in trouble. Yeah, but it wasn't. What were they doing? Like, there was, there was, there was earbiting. She was biting his ear. They were grinding on each other.

Okay. Lots of kissing all over the body. And that was about it. It was about to go to the next step, had we not been in public. Oh, you think so? That had just been going, wow. Gripping and ripping, huh?

Yeah, it was there. It was to that point. They were having a great time at Mord. Good thing you started filming them. You know what? I caught it all in film. Movie Mike's Movie Podcast. If you love Disney and Pixar movies,

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And I got this. I made some notes here. Corny after Dark. We got it. Amy's Betts, we got it. Oh, Mike, let me talk to you real quick. You saw the worst movie you've ever seen of all time? Yeah, on Hulu.

Of all time? Last three years. Fastly the years, nine, was in three years. Mike made us go to that for his birthday, and I was like... I liked it, Mike. Happy birthday. Well, that was a year. I know, but it was fun. So what did you watch?

I watched Deep Water with Ben Affleck. It's supposed to be like this psychological thriller. He plays his husband who lets his wife hook up with other dudes to kind of keep their marriage alive. and they're supposed to be like this big mystery to it, but the whole thing was terrible, the acting was awkward, and it's the worst two hours I've ever had in my life watching a movie. The girl in the movie was his girlfriend at the time, right?

Yeah, Anadarmus? Yes, because she was in knives. Knives out. Yeah. She's pretty good, knives out. Yeah, and this, she's not good. But yeah, this is the movie where they met and then became a couple afterwards, but have done like no promotion for it because it's awkward.

I mean, Ben Affleck has some really good movies, and then he has some really bad ones. I always wonder how a movie gets made that's so bad. Yeah. Like, what happened? Did a lot of people read the script? Was it messed up in translation from script? Like, how?

And it was based on a book. So I just think the translation from that didn't come across. Maybe once you're already in and halfway, you realize this is bad, but there's nothing you can do about it. I happen in segments we're doing here. I'm halfway through it. And I'm like, dear God, this is a terrible segment. What do I do? And we're live.

But you know what usually? Yeah. You know what usually? I shouldn't say usually. 30% of the time bails me out of a bad segment doing one simple thing. Ray, what do you think about that? And then he takes it to somewhere.

Well, so now we know if you say Ray, what do you think about that? But it's a bad segment? Sometimes he just throws, he just splats up against a wall and it's like, well, now we've taken a different angle and I like it. Not always, but sometimes I do that. Why's your mouth open so much? Yeah, because now I'm like, man, nobody wants to get raid. Oh, that's funny.

To get raid. Raid. No, Raid just brings a really interesting perspective. I agree. but I mean now we know now we know the thing Not always sometimes I genuinely want to know But if we're like hey man Russia you're right what you think about that

You know he doesn't know what's happened in Russia and Ukraine It's because We just need something to kick us in the pants You know But it's a terrible movie All right Mike thank you Yep All right all right

I think that's gonna be it Huh Dunan let me see what I got here Yeah I'll do these too Dating experts explain why you shouldn't look at your date stories. You mean they're Instagram stories? Why?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm going to read you this, but there's no chance. Morgan, there's no chance, right? That if you're dating somebody, you're not going to look at their stories. Well, the first few, I typically do not look at Instagram until the second or third date. At least the first date, I do not. But is it only because you don't want them to see you're looking. Yes.

Because that would be the, right, right, right. You can get a burner and look. What? That's next level. Not really. What a burner? Everybody should have a burner account to troll people, right? Really? No, you don't.

I'm just saying you can get a burner to luck if you want. Razor back 69 is that? Yeah, you have no idea. It's dark glasses, razor bag, hog, 69. So dating experts say you shouldn't look at your date stories because you can see if it's a guy, you can see a girl they're having drinks with, but it might be his cousin or his brother's friend. You could go through all this emotional trauma and trauma that could affect the rest of the relationship. that's not even fair to do

it can make you overthink and focus on things that you probably shouldn't focus on this is from the sun but I also agree the real reason you shouldn't isn't that is because you don't want them to see you're looking and that's why hypothetically

should get a burner account you don't have a burner account for anything no me either a fake dating account makes the guy's wife think he's cheating because someone had stolen his identity

Oh. Aaron was hit with suspicions of cheating when his wife received a woman saying that she had set up a date with her husband. Eventually, Aaron's wife figured out what was going on after some back and forth with the mystery woman and realized it can't be her man. First off, the bumble profile had the wrong height, and the imposter got where they lived wrong, but it's because they stole like his picture and stuff and used it to try to catfish people. That's crazy. From Alpha. Because it might not be the only one. Like there was this one fitness girl.

I think we talked about it a pile a long time ago. but there was like, she was being used 12 different places. Once she found out she was being used once, then she was able to search it up and try to figure it out. And she was being used all over the place. And people probably really thought it was her. Like friends had seen her. I'm like, yeah, I saw you on this app.

And that's how she started putting it all together. That's scary. Now this will be an excuse from guys when they are cheating. Like, somebody stole it. Hacked. Yeah. I mean catfish. That's like on what's that righteous gympstones or whatever,

the emails. And he's like, oh, that's. But then he said, oh yeah, then he changed the story. And he was like, those are joke emails. This makes me so mad. So mad. So mad. So mad.

Those hackers. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. People would do that. Ray, do you watch Roger's Jimstones? That show is so funny. No, but I've heard amazing things and also from you guys too. I mean, Eddie's expression is so good.

He's just stares in the mirror. God! It's so mad. She's already gone out of the room. I'm sorry, I'm just mad about it. I mean, that, oh, that cracks me up that show. I can't. Okay, I think that's it.

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