The Bobby Bones Show - MON PT 1: Amy Offends Bobby + Amy's Commercial Made Her Uncomfortable + Show Member Has A Traumatizing Massage Experience + Draft: Terrible Things That Start With 'T'

Episode Date: August 4, 2025

Bobby watched Summerslam over the weekend and Amy roasted him for it. Amy was given a commercial from a client she loves. But there was one particular line that made her feel awkward. She brought it t...o us and we helped her work through it. A show member revealed why they will NEVER get a massage again after a traumatic experience. We help them work through their trauma. Amy gave an update on the couch she felt bad selling without letting people know her cat peed on it twice. We drafted Terrible things that start with T after randomly drawing the letter.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Clivert Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits,
Starting point is 00:00:12 my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifers Show. This is a place for raw, unfills of conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated.
Starting point is 00:00:28 So let's get to it. Listen to the. the Clifford show on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok podcast network on TikTok. Hey, I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist and hosts of the podcast, a slight change of plans, a show about who we are and who we become when life makes other plans. I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change. We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that none of us.
Starting point is 00:01:00 You can have opinions. You can have like a strong stance. And then there's your body having its own program. Listen to a slight change of plans on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On a recent episode of the podcast Money and Wealth with John Ho Bryant, I sit down with Tiffany the budgetista Aliche to talk about what it really takes to take control of your money. What would that look like in our families if everyone was able to pass on wealth to the people when they're no longer here? We break down budgeting, financial discipline, and how to build real wealth, starting with the mindset shifts. Too many of us were never, ever taught. If you've ever felt you didn't get the memo on money, this conversation is for you to hear more. Listen to Money and Wealth with John Hope Bryant from the Black Effect Network on the I'd Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get.
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Starting point is 00:03:16 Morning. So they asked Amy to do a commercial. What was the client? So it's for Audible. And sometimes we get scripts where you have the ability to say it, how you want to say it or other times it's highlighted. And there's a text that says highlighted verbatim. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:32 And the entire script is highlighted. So there's no. No wiggle room. And what was weird about it? Well, you're going to just read it to you? Yeah. See, if you think. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Okay. Don't do the whole thing, though. I'm sure it's a 60 second. No, I'll read the line. And I'm going ahead and submitted it without the part I'm telling you about. I just left that out. So they may get it and be like, this highlighted verbatim, but I'll be like, okay. Audibles romance collection has something to satisfy every side of you.
Starting point is 00:04:01 Because you can't be pinned down unless you want to be. It's about romance. Well, it does say satisfied too in the beginning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Read it. Salterier. Okay, well, no. Solterier.
Starting point is 00:04:17 I mean, but that's not how I decide. If they paid you five times the amount to read it sultryer, you do it. Okay. Good. Give it run. Audible's romance collection has something to satisfy every. Emphasis on satisfy. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:04:30 Weird out. That's how they want you to do it. No, I think they show me to read normal. No, they want you to... No, they don't. No, they're trying to sell it to women. They're hoping women go download these romanticies. Yeah. They're called romantacies?
Starting point is 00:04:45 Yeah. Okay, go ahead. Audibles romance collection has something to satisfy every side of you. Because you can't be pinned down unless you want to be. Unless you want to be... That's how you should read it. parentheses. You know?
Starting point is 00:05:02 Well, that's the part of it. I just did this. Audible's romance collection has something to satisfy every side of you. Boring. Because you can't be pinned down. And then I went into the rest of the commercial. I just didn't put unless you want to be. Because then now I'm implying like...
Starting point is 00:05:18 What's the line again? Do you want to be pinned down? Yeah, that's what they want. It's romance. Some women do. Give me the line. Audible's romance collection has something to satisfy every side of you because you can't be pinned down. It's too much.
Starting point is 00:05:30 I need to say the first line. The first line? Yeah. The satisfy part. Okay. Audibles romance collection has something to satisfy every side of you. Audibles romance department. What is it?
Starting point is 00:05:41 I can't remember it. Audible's romance collection. Yeah. Thank you. Has something to satisfy every side of you. Audibles romance collection has something to satisfy every side of you. Because you can't be pinned down unless you want to be. I think I threw up.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Wait, what? I'm not up to you. Yeah. I'm gross. And what's you deal with the word satisfy? You don't think they put that in there for that reason? That's exactly why that word is in that line. I know, but I just don't think I would put the emphasis on satisfy.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Well, that's why. I mean, maybe pinned. No, no, no, no. Satisfy is definitely a word they want for emphasis. Are you sure they don't want to emphasize collection? Let me try. Everyone loves a good love story. An audible romance collection.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Yes. Yeah. Or what about Every Every One loves a good love story Yeah I think They won't come back
Starting point is 00:06:39 I think they'll be Happy with what you gave them But I think that's the satisfy Unless you want to be is all the same Like they want that Everyone loves a good love story I don't think they want me to change my delivery No no extra breathy
Starting point is 00:06:53 But I would never do a commercial like that Like you're waking up in the morning but it also feels like you also might be in like a state of seduction. Right. How does she go from like the regular part to slow it down? No, you just start slow it down. Oh, the whole thing. Everyone loves a good love story.
Starting point is 00:07:10 An Audible's romance collection has something to satisfy. Every side of you. Because you can't be pinned down unless you want to be. That's the whole commercial. I feel like I probably could say that with like a little laugh or something. Oh, no, there's no laughing matter, Amy. It's serious. No, I could be like, unless you want to be.
Starting point is 00:07:36 That's weird. That's weird. Okay, well, the whole thing is not fully committed. You're not fully committed. Okay, I just feel like they wanted me to talk normal. Scoop, what are your thoughts on that? They may come back on it because they want a little more emphasis on some of those words. Because they're trying to.
Starting point is 00:07:52 They're trying to get you to want to read into it. And they pay you as an influencer to influence people to want to check it out. And with a flat read, it doesn't really inspire me to want to check it out. Yeah, there's a reason they put the word satisfying. Yeah. They want more romance. But they want to emphasize being pinned down.
Starting point is 00:08:05 Yeah. And yes, and at the end. Yeah. If you want to be pinned down. But yeah, you don't have to be. Or it could have been like, because you can't be pinned down unless that's your thing. Like that could have been it. It doesn't matter, but they wanted them.
Starting point is 00:08:19 So should we just have Bobby read it and turn that in instead? Yes, send them this version right here. Okay. Would you turn the music down, Ray? Let's go. Everyone loves a good love story. an Audible's romance collection has something to satisfy every side of you because you can't be pinned down unless you want to be
Starting point is 00:08:36 I don't know that breath was great I feel weird every time you say satisfied I'm not going to be their biggest influencer now you have to go And then you like pause pause pause Unless you want to be Pregnant pause Well we'll see what they say
Starting point is 00:08:53 I mean I did the scripts the way I did it I mean, I just, like, made a little modification. Yeah, everybody loves a good love story. Inaudible's romance, that's something for everybody. Gavin Adcock did a TikTok, and someone broke into his truck, and it could have been a few people. Could have been 100 people, but I thought this is very funny. Play it.
Starting point is 00:09:17 My truck got broken into last night, and they didn't take a single thing. So the top three suspects are Zach Bryan, Beyonce slash Beyonce's fan base. and nickel back's bum sound dude. But anyhow, I don't give a rat's s' shit. And turn down the lights drops next Friday, 8-8. See y'all. This dude's hilarious. So he has a new song coming out Friday.
Starting point is 00:09:45 But here is a hook of his song called Never Call Again. His windows were taped over with a trash bag. And if we walked through them, it could have been Zach Bryant. Because he called that Zach Brian because Zach Brian because Zach Bryan wouldn't stop and sign some stuff after a show. He then called up Beyonce. I was like, that ain't country and all his fans. All her fans came after him.
Starting point is 00:10:05 And then he called out Nickelback Sound Guy because he got in a fight with Nickelback Sound Guy. Maybe last weekend. My times are a little blurry. Is that last weekend, Mike? Last weekend. Because Nickelback Sound guy was kicking his dad out of the sound booth. So the guy's always got something to say.
Starting point is 00:10:20 I'm a fan. I'm a fan of what he does on social media more than I do, like his music. But although I like his music too. But yeah, Jelly Roll also. was a big part of my weekend because I watched SummerSlam and he wrestled in SummerSlam. And you know what? Did a pretty good job.
Starting point is 00:10:33 For someone who's not a wrestler, did a really good job. And I saw some people going after him because they're like, he braced before he, you know, got slammed. Yeah, no crap. He's not a professional wrestler. Like, Logan Paul came jumping off the ring because Jellywell was on a table outside of the ring. And Logan Paul is standing up on a pole and jumps and does like a frog splash. What does that sound like to do, a frog splash? Oh, I'm picturing like your legs are spread out in your arms.
Starting point is 00:10:59 Like, you know, you sleep like a frog. So he tucks in and then goes out wide. Okay, yeah. It splashes on jelly roll on a table. Oh. But jelly roll was actually really good at this whole storyline, but here's a clip of that. Go ahead. McIntyre.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Wait, what? He's saying he's out cold. He was out cold. He had just been beat up. But he wasn't out cold. Of course he wasn't. Yes. Okay, I know, I know.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Sorry, it's just hard for me to call. I'm like, I'm not a wrestling fan. Nobody thinks it's real. Not a single person thinks it's real. Well, those announcers are pretty. are pretty into it. He's out cold. He's out cold. And when people are acting, should they be like in a movie? Should they be like, I know, I know. Hey,
Starting point is 00:11:55 these people are just doing lines. They learned on a piece of paper. I know. I have to get in the mindset. You're such a hater. This is like an adult little, like, I wish I would have been there this weekend. A play. It's like a play. It's like theater. If you mix theater with professional football. They're Thespians. Yeah, they're actors,
Starting point is 00:12:13 but they're also elite athletes. But you think the announcers are like, he's all cold. They're like, no, he's not. He's out cold. No, because they're actors too. Yeah, I get it. They're not calling out the, I can't believe we still have haters. Who do?
Starting point is 00:12:27 How? How can you? In 2025? What? How do you watch it, you would be like, these are the greatest athletes. Yes, they're athletic. No, not athletic. No, no, no. I'd put them up there more than professional football players.
Starting point is 00:12:39 They have to be more athletic. It's not even really so much about them. It's about the fans. Like, you as an adult man, you're into watching other adult men act. And don't you watch? adult women act in movies no even like the reality shows they're all acting yeah like real housewives all set up yes yes and movies but this is that okay you're such yeah they're like he's out cold oh no he's climbing up to the top and he's gonna frog him the he didn't say he's gonna frog him
Starting point is 00:13:09 you made that up and right now you're really irritates me I'm sorry I watch both nights of it I watch both nights no it's cute it's cute it's cute it's cute it's cute John seen a loss last night. He lost. He lost. Cody Rhodes. And then Brock Lesinger came out at the end. It's got to suck when they get the script and they realize they're the loser and they have
Starting point is 00:13:29 to lose. I mean, I guess they're still getting paid a lot. So whatever. I mean, they're laughing all the way to the bank. Are they? They're laughing all the way to the bank. They all are. Okay, staying from 1978.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Okay, fan of wrestling since 1978. I love wrestling. I know you do. And I think it's nostalgic. I think it's because as a kid, as a kid, you probably thought it was. was real. I can't believe you're being such a wrestling hater right now. Can I ask you this? Do you watch television shows that are
Starting point is 00:13:54 fiction, complete fiction? Yes. And they're not real and you know that. I know but these aren't real too. Y'all are living out your, like, when you have your little. I know these aren't real. There's not, there's no one part of me who thinks this is real. When you're a kid and you have your figurines and they're all playing together. I know and you're like, oh, he's how cold. And you're playing that.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Like this is, this is just brought to life for you. It's not. It's nostalgic. Yes. It is a fictional storyline that we feel. And some women do too, so I'm not trying to be sexist. You're the one that said guys. It's a fictional storyline that we can follow. And it hits all of our stimulus points.
Starting point is 00:14:29 We like fighting. We like action. We can follow like a soap opera type situation without it being a soap opera. Like the drama. Yeah. All that. He's out cold. Jelly Roll's just laying there.
Starting point is 00:14:44 He's like, don't move, don't move. You're out cold. Well, people were giving him a hard time because we're, right when, because he's probably, Logan Paul probably was 15 feet in the air when he landed on him. I mean, it had to hurt. For sure. And he like braced and got tight before Logan hit him.
Starting point is 00:14:58 I'd be so nervous when he landed on me, I'd pee. Because he like squirted out of me. Like that's what I'm picturing. I'm laying there and then someone and I'm like nervous too and then they flop right on my stomach. Maybe there's just the age that I'm at. Like I'm constantly having to worry about peeing. These people get really hurt. I know.
Starting point is 00:15:17 I know by choice. Not by choice. They don't get hurt by choice. It's like saying an NFL player gets hurt by choice. Right. You're putting yourself in a compromising position.
Starting point is 00:15:25 You have a dangerous job. Yes. That's also for entertainment. Anyway, Jellarold did a great job. I'm sure he did. For the next five minutes, I don't like you. And I hope everybody out there
Starting point is 00:15:34 enjoyed Summer Slam. Mike, did you watch it? Oh yeah, I watched it both nights. It was great. It was amazing. I've never been more offended. I know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:15:42 I'm so offended right now. She likes similar things. She's just holding it against us because she thinks we think it's real. I know, but you can be like, oh, real house. No, I don't. I like them. I like Utah.
Starting point is 00:15:52 I like Salt Lake. That, because that's a real drama. I mean, I don't think they're acting. So I don't think they're acting that she hooked up with her step-grandpa. Every reality show, they put them in situations and then allow them to, that's the same thing. Okay, we're done. You guys, you can call us 877-77 Bobby. You can go over to our social media pages.
Starting point is 00:16:13 And you can put on there, Amy as a hater. Hashtag Amy's a hater. And jelly roll, great job, buddy. Well, that I agree with. Jellywell, great job. You didn't see it. Yeah, but I can tell. You can tell by having me on.
Starting point is 00:16:22 He's out cold. I heard, heard. He was really out cold. Okay. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast,
Starting point is 00:16:47 The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me, or you're just chasing down a dream,
Starting point is 00:17:17 this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. You can have opinions. You can have like a strong stance. And then there's your body having its own program.
Starting point is 00:17:40 I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist and hosts of the podcast, a slight change of plans, a show about who we. are and who we become when life makes other plans. We share stories and scientific insights to help us all better navigate these periods of turbulence and transformation. There is one finding that is consistent, and that is that our resilience rests on our relationships. I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change. We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that none of us likes. Listen to a slight change. Listen to a slight
Starting point is 00:18:17 change of plans on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. On a recent episode of the podcast, Money and Wealth with John Hobriant, I sit down with Tiffany the budgetista Aliche to talk about what it really takes to take control of your money. What would that look like in our families if everyone was able to pass on wealth to the people when they're no longer here? We break down budgeting, financial discipline, and how to build real wealth, starting with the mindset shifts. too many of us were never, ever taught.
Starting point is 00:18:52 Financial education is not always about, like, I'm going to get rich. That's great. It's about creating an atmosphere for you to be able to take care of yourself and leave a strong financial legacy for your family. If you've ever felt you didn't get the memo on money, this conversation is for you to hear more. Listen to Money and Wealth with John O'Brien from the Black Effect Network on the I'd Heart Radio.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, earners, what's up? Look, money is something we all deal with, but financial literacy is what helps turn income into real wealth. On each episode of the podcast, Earn Your Leisure, we break down the conversations you need to understand money, investing, and entrepreneurship. From stocks and real estate to credit, business, and generational wealth,
Starting point is 00:19:41 we translate complex financial topics into real conversations everyone can understand. because the truth is, most people will never taught how money really works. But once you understand the system, you can start to build within it. That means ownership, smarter investing, and creating opportunities not just for yourself, but for the next generation. If you want to learn how to build wealth, understand the markets, and think like an owner, earn your leisure is the podcast for you. Listen to Earn Your Leisure on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 00:20:14 Hi, everyone. I'm Cheryl Strayed, author of Wild and Tiny Beautiful Things. I'm excited to share that I have a new podcast called Mind Over Mountain. In each episode, I interview athletes, adventurers, and adrenaline seekers to discuss the inner landscapes and life experiences that informed and inspired their extraordinary feats. I also bring a bit of advice into the mix so we too can better understand how to face our own seemingly insurmountable challenges. Do you know what I'm going to do?
Starting point is 00:20:46 I'm going to pull out what you already have inside. We're coming into this world, fighting for our lives. All I'm going to do is pull out what you already got inside. We're there to support and celebrate each other. And that's not like your story versus my story. You're going to walk up and over that dang mountain. You're not just going to put your mind over it. Yep, yep, exactly.
Starting point is 00:21:05 And if I can't walk up and over it, I'm going to go through it. Listen to Mind Over Mountain every Thursday on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The anonymous inbox And by A passion to be had Hello, Bobby Bones. I was dating this guy for six months.
Starting point is 00:21:35 Things were great until I found out he's married. He claimed they were basically separated and were just co-parenting under one roof. I broke it off immediately, but now I'm wondering if I should reach out to his wife and let her know what he's been doing.
Starting point is 00:21:48 What do you think? Signed accidentally the side chick. Well, I don't think I would have believed him once I heard they lived in the same house still. I think to everybody else who's listening who might be going through something like this, I do believe that some people can be separated
Starting point is 00:22:04 and not divorced, but basically separated is different because that means you're really not separated. Right. Basically separated means, a little more, we're really separated, but we're not. And unless you're really separated,
Starting point is 00:22:17 you're not separated. Yeah, because some people could be separated. Like you're saying, like we're separated, but because of the kids, we live under the same roof. We don't even share a room. Oh, I don't even think living out of the same roof. Well, sometimes people do that because of the kids. I hear you don't date them now.
Starting point is 00:22:29 Well, I know. I'm just saying. Yeah, I'm just saying too. If they're living with their spouse or ex-spouse, do not date them. Yeah. Line drawn right there. Secondly, if they're basically separated or basically divorced, they're not. So everybody out there that is possibly affected by this, they're not, so don't.
Starting point is 00:22:51 But the question is, would you tell the wife? and my answer would be no. Wise man once said, GTFO. It just disappear. Yeah. Not my monkeys, not my circus. Not my chili or something like that. Yeah, all that works.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Get out. You're done. He's probably a loser and was lying to you. Just be done with it. Because you're going to bring drama back into your life that you really don't deserve to be in. Now, does that make you a bad person for not telling the one? wife?
Starting point is 00:23:24 No. Me thinks the wife already knows. Yeah. And if they're basically separated, then... I don't think they're basically separated. Basically. So, yeah, what we learned here, anything basically is not really. And secondly, don't date anybody still living with their partner.
Starting point is 00:23:41 Because they're probably not telling you the truth of what's really happening in the house. And also, just go. No need to reach out to the wife. Just eliminate that part of your life. That season is over. Move on to the next one. That would be my advice there. You don't deserve what would come from that.
Starting point is 00:23:57 That's it. Close it up. We got this voicemail from a listener. Hit that. I think maybe you should try to mix it up a little bit. Instead of doing like awesome things to start with whatever letter, try like terrible things that start with T or sad things that start with W. Mix it up a little bit. Get some other motions going in there.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Love the show, guys. Great idea. We love your feedback and suggestions. So we're going to do terrible things that start with the letter. We're going to spin the wheel. whatever it lands on. Spend the will. Terrible things that start with the letter T.
Starting point is 00:24:34 T. Now, I'm out. I finished last in the last one. So, Ramundo, you'll go first. I'll give you 15 seconds, and I'll just vamp for a second. Terrible things that start with the letter T, as in table.
Starting point is 00:24:50 Terrible things that start with T. Ray will go first. This will be a snake draft. So whoever goes last goes first, the second round. Ray Mundo, over to you. Thanks to my buddy lunchbox for this one. Tuberculosis. Solid tuberculosis.
Starting point is 00:25:01 That's good, Ray. That is so rude. Okay. Terrible things to start with the letter T. Let's go to lunchbox. Yeah, had one of these hit my neighborhood. It's a lot of neighborhoods. A tornado.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Oh, good one. Oh, yeah. Morgan, terrible things that start with the letter T. I really hate when this happens to me. It's a toothache. Oh, toothache. Oh, tooth aches are so annoying. Eddie, over to you.
Starting point is 00:25:30 Drafting terrible things that start with T. No one wants to hear this. Technical difficulties. Oh. That's pretty good. I don't know how it'll play if I like it. Amy? Ticks.
Starting point is 00:25:49 Did you have that one saved up? Did you come up with it immediately? Yeah, that's my first one. Dang, that's good. Okay, so now we go backward for round two. Amy, you have ticks. What are you adding? Traffic ticket.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Oh, traffic ticket is good. I'm saying nothing else. I don't want to be aiming and like yell stuff out, so I'm going to wait until the end. That's a good one now. Okay. Eddie. I think this starts with a T.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Give me tsunami. Oh, okay, got it. In the news. Sunamis. Morgan? I don't think I'm very good at the bad ones, but I'm going to go with tinnitus. Tinitis or tetanus?
Starting point is 00:26:32 Or tendonitis? You can do all the above, but tinnitus is the ears. Yeah, I know that because of vertigo. Got it. Oh, tinnitus. That's tough. I only people know what that is. I had no idea.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Lunchbox. Man, this is going to affect half the population, but it's terrible. If your husband gets this, you are in trouble. Testicular cancer. Wow. That's a great one. Yeah, that's bad, man. He, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Do a C in there, too. Ray Mundo? Tommy ache Cute Ramondo you have tuberculosis and tummy aches Yeah going with the health ailments
Starting point is 00:27:11 Yeah what else you have sticking with the health concerns Morgan had this one Appreciate it Turf Toe Oh yeah All the ailments So painful
Starting point is 00:27:20 Lunchbox, tornado and testicular cancer Gosh that's good lunchbox Yeah I'm gonna go with Man Train derailment I mean do that So bad.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Yeah. Morgan? I mean, that is bad. Guys, I'm not very good at the bad one. I'm going to go tie-dye. What the up? What's wrong with tight-down? Logan's going to lose this one?
Starting point is 00:27:47 I don't know. I don't know bad things. This is good. This is good. This is good. I'm going to go with turbulence because it doesn't matter. Oh, yeah, that's good. Amy, final one?
Starting point is 00:27:56 Yeah. Test in school. Test in school. Okay. That's good. Amy has ticks, traffic tickets and tests in school. Eddie has technical difficulty. He's in turbulence.
Starting point is 00:28:07 It's kind of weird. Morgan has toothache, tinnitus, and tie-dye. Hey, at least it kind of goes together, you know? I think lunchbox is just my opinion. I think he wins this one, tornado, testicular cancer, and train derailment. And Ray has turf toe, tummy ache, and tuberculosis. Yeah! I'd pick terrorists.
Starting point is 00:28:24 Oh, gosh. And I'd pick taxes. Those are the first ones are good. But I finished last, so don't believe me. No, those were two the good ones. Okay, go to bobbybones.com and vote. Go vote. All right.
Starting point is 00:28:36 Thank you. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. 63-year-old Andrews sitting on the couch watching some TV when his two-legged pup, Champ starts jumping on his chest. Boom, boom, boom. He's like, man, I do have some pain in my chest.
Starting point is 00:28:55 Something's wrong. He's like, honey, call 911. There's something wrong with me. Champ is jumping on my chest. It hurts really bad. Goes to the hospital. He was having a severe heart attack because he was having an artery blocked. and they call that the widow maker.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Luckily for him, Champ jumped on his chest, alerted him saying, hey man, something's wrong. Get to the hospital. Was that a service dog? No, Champ is just a dog that was born with two legs, was going to be euthanized because it was rejected by its mom. Two legs? Two legs.
Starting point is 00:29:25 And they said, no, no, no, hold on. We'll adopt it. We'll adopt it. So they adopted it seven years ago. And it's their loving companion, saved his life. Wow. Little dog. I thought it was a big dog too.
Starting point is 00:29:34 Little one? No, little chihuahua. And what's crazy is a few years ago, he alerted an old guy to brain cancer. Huh. The Chihuahua did? Yeah, it says, including a past brain cancer diagnosis with the help of champ. Let me know I have it.
Starting point is 00:29:49 This might be the coolest dog. Keep this dog alive. Yes. There's something out. It's a superhero, I think. I wonder if you know how humans, if they are blind, they have to develop a better sense of hearing. Yeah. If they had, what if this dog, since it didn't have front legs, it was able to spot diseases in humans?
Starting point is 00:30:05 I don't really know how that correlates. Yeah, I don't know. Because legs aren't a sense. You know, I know as why. I didn't know why that. But touch is. And he's lacking. Oh, he's lacking the touch from the two legs.
Starting point is 00:30:14 So he just feels it? That could be it. But if you touched with two legs, I don't think he still know. I hear you. We're workshopping it. Great story. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Hey, Abby, I want to ask you a question about getting massages because I heard you will never get a massage again. Oh, yeah, never. Never again. This was probably like six years ago. I got my first one. I had never had one before. Wow, she's on fire. I didn't even, she didn't
Starting point is 00:30:38 talk about this. What happened? So I was planning, I planned a bachelor at party for my friends. So, like, we all went in, like, ten girls. And so we each got, like, 30-minute massages or a facial or something. And I was the only one that had this guy. It was a male masseuse.
Starting point is 00:30:54 And it was, like, the grossest thing ever. He was, like, moaning and stuff. I need more details. So you walk in. Oh, yeah. Did you get naked? I had, like, just, like, underwear on. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:07 Because I don't get naked either. I wear them underwear. Yes, okay. And then I was like laying on my stomach. Got it. Basically the whole time. I was just like, I want my back. Did you know you were going to get him, that dude?
Starting point is 00:31:16 No. I had no idea who it was going to be. So far, everything is normal. This happens over. Yeah, it appears to be normal. Okay, it appears. Okay, then what happened? What's the first thing that made it weird?
Starting point is 00:31:27 Well, I'm like laying there. And I would say he's probably like in his 60s, maybe. And that's weird to you at the time? No, I'm just trying to explain. Like what? It still was not. normal, I guess, but he just started making noises. Give me an example.
Starting point is 00:31:44 So he was noising with the rub? Yes. So he would push in and the noise he'd make what sound like. I can't do this. You have to do it because we can't fully, we can't visualize, we can't picture it. He's just like, ugh. Oh, that would be so awkward. I don't know what I would do.
Starting point is 00:32:04 Oh my gosh. I was like my arms were off to massage. This still makes me very uncomfortable. And he got side boob. Okay, but, okay, question. For someone who's never had a massage, I think that could probably feel a bit weird.
Starting point is 00:32:22 I also don't know how much side boob they normally touch anyway. And if a guy purposefully stays away from like that part of like your ribs because of that, like I don't know. Amy, can you talk me through this? Yeah, I would, I feel like any even female massage therapist that I've gone to avoid
Starting point is 00:32:41 certain areas. Because I've had side scrote hit before and you know what? I just take it as that's part for the course. Yeah, but I think for her so much maybe that was just showing like was he touching that area or just showed? No, no, he was touching. Oh my gosh. Do you make a sound? Yes, the whole time. This was a 30 minute
Starting point is 00:32:58 massage, the longest 30 minutes in my life. Okay, see, and this is why this was her first experience and now, no wonder she's never gone back because it was so terrible. I forgot what he sounded like again. he's like I'm sorry I don't even know anyone that makes that sound
Starting point is 00:33:18 anyway in any form sounds like pink hill guys one of you guys just like be like do what she's trying to do yeah just like ugh okay hold on oh
Starting point is 00:33:30 I don't know that feels Is that it Abby? No it was more subtle like he was just subtly enjoying it You're 60. You're a 60-year-old man. I can't get there. I can't either.
Starting point is 00:33:44 Okay, so I think you've had a bad experience. I would like to help make this experience good again. If I were to get you a massage from somewhere that I think is great, would you go and do it and accept it? With a female? Yes, a female. I don't know. Yes. I mean, you can ask, right?
Starting point is 00:34:00 You tell them what you want. Okay, if I line you up a massage, will you go and do it? Yeah. Okay. I would do that. Okay. I'm just really ticklish. His name was hard.
Starting point is 00:34:08 He's 73 now. I told him I was ticklish too. I was like, stay away from the sides. I'm ticklish. And then... Did he go do-d-d-d-d-da-da-do. Do you think he was creepy? Yes.
Starting point is 00:34:22 Okay. No, because also, you know how you have the towel covering you? He uncovered my butt. No. How far? Holy? Abby. Did you report this?
Starting point is 00:34:34 This was my first massage. So she didn't know. Oh. Like maybe this is normal and people just like your whole butt. You had underwear on, right? Yeah. But still. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:34:45 My butt's always fully uncovered because I'm wearing underwear. Yeah. So I don't know the difference. That's what I'm asking. Yeah. She had underwear on Amy. Yeah, no. But I didn't know.
Starting point is 00:34:54 Why do he need to do that? I don't know. Is he getting your glutes? It's concerning to me. No, I just send my back. I'm not arguing he was right. I'm just asking questions, guys. You guys are judging me.
Starting point is 00:35:05 I don't know. I'm not judging you. I'm just like shocked. I don't play any towel on. I'm underwear. So I think I don't need to tell. I just feel like this story, Abby had shared this with me the other day. And now it's getting worse and worse.
Starting point is 00:35:16 No, like, no what? I was thinking like, oh, Abby needs to get another massage because they're not all this bad. Like, this could be great for her. And now I totally, totally get why she has never gone back. Like, this story has escalated. Yeah. If he, like, grabbed your butt cheeks and spread them, that's weird. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:35:33 Like, he, like, pulled your butt. That's not a massage technique. Yeah. I hope not. Yeah. Oh, you didn't know the other stuff happened. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:41 I thought it was moaning. An old man moaning. That's all I thought. But this side move and butt? No. Yeah. It got worse. There's more?
Starting point is 00:35:52 His tongue touching your toes? Not normal. Like, because she didn't know, but anybody who's had a regular massage, if that was happening, like, I would think I would get up and I'd be like, the massage is over. Yeah, but I understand never having done it, wondering if this is normal or not. Okay. I'm going to get you a good one. Oh my God, that'd be amazing.
Starting point is 00:36:09 Oh, so you're still open to it? I think. I don't know. I'm still nervous. That's why I was like, I'm never going to do a massage. But if it's with a female, I think I could try it. What if she starts moaning? I'm out.
Starting point is 00:36:20 You'll just get up. If you feel like comfortable, you just get up and leave. Yeah. Deal? Yeah, steal. Okay. Yeah, let me find. We'll get Abby a massage and we'll get her to report back because they are good.
Starting point is 00:36:30 I want to do an update on Amy's couch. She had this couch. She had this couch. She wanted to sell, but her cat had peed on it three times. Her question was, should she disclosed that the cat had peed on the couch. I said no. But we got a lot of calls. Number one. I have listed things and all I've put in my listing is pet friendly home. And if you're a pet person, you know that there could be other smells on that furniture. And if you're not a pet person, then either you don't know, you don't care,
Starting point is 00:36:57 you don't buy the couch. That's number one. Number two. Yes, Amy, you absolutely have to disclose that your cat peed on that couch twice. Cat pee. I'm sure you can probably still smell it. You probably can't smell it because you live with it, but there's no getting taxed out of something once they pee on it. One more. Number three. You can also, on the ad, you can put that it was a pet household, and you don't have to say that it peat. That'll, you know, swear it away. People know that the pet may have pet hair, you know, if they're allergic to it or something like that. But anyway, yeah. Don't you just assume when you buy something secondhand, there could be a litany of things. Oh, yeah. And.
Starting point is 00:37:38 What did you do? I kind of like the idea of putting pet friendly home. Yeah. Like that just seems like, yeah. So I listed it. Man. What did you listen to as? I had over 60 people message me about this couch.
Starting point is 00:37:51 Was it because they loved the couch or they heard it on the show? No. I don't think they, I don't know how they would associate that with the show at all. It wasn't like in your DMs. No, no, no, no. No. There's no way they would have known. It wasn't a heck of a couch.
Starting point is 00:38:02 I just think it was a really good deal because I ended up listing it for free because of the cat pee. Oh, Amy. I couldn't. I couldn't. So I put, you know, one man's cat pee is another man's free. You wrote that? No. You said you put. That was sort of the vibe. Can you say a catapede on it? Yeah, I said a catapid on it. And I ended up giving it to or, yeah, I guess I didn't really sell it to a college student here in town that like really. You made Morgan's knees from cat hair. You guys hear a sneeze? I heard that. Yeah, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:38:40 So I like that I was able to help a college student that's trying to furnish his first apartment and he has pets, so he was totally down for it and so happy that he got it for free. And so I felt like I was giving back to the younger generation. Do you ever see on TikTok these people that go and buy old couches or beat up couches and refurbish them and sell them for like five times the amount?
Starting point is 00:38:59 There's a whole part of TikTok where they do it. Oh, wow. They make a pretty good living doing it because they do a really good job. And they break it all down. They pull things off. Like deep clean them. Sometimes they don't even do that. They just re-clean.
Starting point is 00:39:10 They super clean them. And sometimes they re-apulster it. Okay. Yeah. Oh, good for you. Yeah. There's the update to the story. Giving back.
Starting point is 00:39:17 That's me. Well, you wanted to get rid of it. I know. It was awesome because he came in. Net gain even. Exactly. Because he came and picked it up and it was gone just like that. A win is a win.
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Starting point is 00:44:14 These are the most hated foods in America. They talk to 10,000 Americans, all different states, from 16 to 70. Most hated foods in America. What do you think makes the list? How many can you get? What do you think is number one? Like sardines. Number one is not sardines, but it is number three.
Starting point is 00:44:39 Okay. And I don't know that I've had enough sardines to actually hate them. I kind of hate the idea of them because everybody hates them. Yeah, are anchovies and sardies are the same thing? They're not the same thing. They're not the same thing. So anchovies? Number one is anchovies.
Starting point is 00:44:53 Number one. I don't know that I would know the difference in anchovies or sardines or sardines. I think one is like a bunch of little weird small fish mush together and one of them is an actual fish. That makes sense. It sounds right. But I don't know. Olives. Number five olives.
Starting point is 00:45:08 Okay. Antchovies, sardines, olives. They love olives. I love olives too now, but they are a acquired taste for sure. They're disgusting. Dang, I eat them just by the hand from my fridge. I like them too. I'll do the same.
Starting point is 00:45:20 I like green ones, though. Yeah, I'll do green, the black ones, the purple ones. Give me them all. Next. I'm trying to think of what else people. I mean, those are my top ones that I make me gag. You're over it? Number 10.
Starting point is 00:45:36 You don't like them anymore? They're gross. No excess so far. I know. Chobes, sardines, olives. Is it food foods or like a con? Like, there's, because like, you hate man. But mayonnaise isn't, it's not like a condiment.
Starting point is 00:45:50 Okay. Like liver? Yeah, number two. Liver. That's funny. My mom loved to go to Louvies and get liver. My grandma loved liver. Like, she would cook chicken livers like crazy.
Starting point is 00:46:01 But that's like fried. They fried chicken livers, yeah, for sure. Antchopies one, liver two, sardines three. Olives are at five. She's still got six more. I mean, gosh, I like this, though. I'm trying to think of like things from the sea that are, you know, like a, like a, Like I like calamari, but not the squid-looking part.
Starting point is 00:46:20 So what are you going to say? Squid? No. You're on to something, though. Like, so octopus? No. I won't eat an octopus, though. Because they're friendly.
Starting point is 00:46:29 They're too smart. You've got three more seers here. I mean, but do people hate shrimp? Is that your answer? No chance. No. Okay. One more, one more miss.
Starting point is 00:46:40 Okay. From the sea. People hate cur. Okay. But love crab. Well, I love crab. What about lobster? Okay, I don't know, crab.
Starting point is 00:46:52 No. What is it? No. Eddie. Oysters. Correct. Oh, yeah. Duh.
Starting point is 00:46:57 I love oysters. I hate oysters. But I love oysters with something on them. I don't eat a lot on them. Yeah, but you like them raw. Yes, I'll eat raw oysters, but I won't eat raw, raw, raw. You put a little hot sauce. Anything works.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Lemon. A little vinegar, a little lemon. Anything works. So I don't need much to it because I like oysters, but I will not eat oysters by themselves. I'm going to eat it fried. on a potato chip. Those are good too. With Chipoli mayo.
Starting point is 00:47:20 That's the only way I eat it. You're not even an oyster. He just eating all the stuff around it. What else you got, Eddie? Caviar. Yeah, number six. And here's the thing about caviar. I've never had it.
Starting point is 00:47:30 Me either. By itself, it's stupid and it's kind of salty. It's fine. But you want to get it on little pancakes. It's all about the extra stuff with it. What are they like? Fish eggs? Yes, exactly what it is.
Starting point is 00:47:41 And it's stupid and it's way too expensive. But if you get good caviar, it means they have a little little pancakes with it. I've had that a few times. All right. There's one more from the ocean. Oh, from the ocean. We got anchovies, liver, sardines,
Starting point is 00:47:56 olives, caviar, and oysters. Still four left. Tilapia. No. I like tilapia, but some people don't. Lunchbox? And I don't know from the sea, but the other one I'd guess is mushrooms.
Starting point is 00:48:08 I'm not a big mushroom guy. Mushrooms are disgusting. Didn't make the less, but I'm not a mushroom guy. I like mushrooms. What else is in the sea that you don't like? I don't even know anything else in the sea. See, I was looking towards like S-cargo, but that's a, what is that? What is that?
Starting point is 00:48:20 No. Okay. I think all the stuff you've had, I've never had S-cargo. Yeah, me either. I've just seen it on a menu. What do you think? Scallops. Oh, that's a good one, Morgan.
Starting point is 00:48:30 This one, the one from the ocean, people love it that love it. And you guys probably mostly all love it. But to people that don't love it, hate it. Muscles? Oh, salmon. Sushi. Who doesn't like sushi? Very polis.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Polar, very polar. People either love it, love it or absolutely hate it. Yeah, like the kind with the raw fish on top of the little thing of rice. Yeah. That's the best. Nogari or something, whatever it's called. Isn't sushi just raw fish though? It is. I like a good sushi roll, but I want to be like tampera. Mayo, halibino chivaletri-mao. Yeah. She was a crunchy roll. Yes. I like a, yeah. We got three more on here. Invitation crab.
Starting point is 00:49:06 One of them is a plant. Cale. Correct. Oh, kale. Yeah. One of them is something you put on stuff, but I wouldn't say it's a condiment. but it accompanies stuff. I would have it, I like it, I'd put it on a meat, on steak. A one sauce. Or I would put it.
Starting point is 00:49:22 Oh, tartar sauce? No. Or with wings. Blue cheese. Blue cheese. Oh, yeah, yeah. And there's one left. And this one is a substitute.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Well, for me, if I ever eat it, I don't like it. But I think I think I hate it more than I do. Sam? Tofu? Correct. Tofu. The list is anchovies one, liver, two, sardines, three, tofu, four, olives, five, caviar, six, oysters seven, blue cheese, eight, kale, and sushi.
Starting point is 00:49:51 We got them all. Anything you hate that didn't make the list, because I'm putting peanut butter up there, hate it. I don't understand that. And I tell you what I did recently, I took peanuts, mashed them up, put them in butter, still didn't like it. Because it's not the same thing. That's not the same thing. What does that taste like, though? You don't need to put it in butter.
Starting point is 00:50:07 It tastes it way better than peanut butter smells, but I didn't, I still was like, this isn't good enough for me to actually eat it. That's funny. But it didn't make me vomit. I like peanuts. I like butter. I like almond butter. And then I put peanuts in butter to see if maybe I'd like it. And it wasn't terrible, but I didn't like it.
Starting point is 00:50:27 It was awesome to do. It's kind of funny. What do you put on the list? I mean, a lot of mine are on there. Okay. You're covered. I'm pretty covered. I'd say pickles, but that's just because I think I would too.
Starting point is 00:50:41 It's just that I had that accident. Oh, true. trauma. What did the people touch you? Hey, she doesn't want to talk about it. Okay, sorry, not bad, not that, about that. When I was in the Peps Squad, 6th grade. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 00:50:52 And I threw off the pickle on the way home from the football game. Got it. You need a good pickle then. Good pickle, change your life. Yeah. Eddie? Plain yogurt? Like, not like the s'mores flavored yogurt.
Starting point is 00:51:03 I like that. But if you just get plain original yogurt, well, it just grosses me out. I'm not a big fan. I put stuff with it. berries or something. Yeah, little honey. That stuff's not bad. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:12 Lunchbox? Bronco. Disgusting You mean broccoli? Yeah, broccoli, broccoli. Gross. Morgan? Yeah, I would add cilantro.
Starting point is 00:51:24 I hate cilantro. It tastes like soap. It is... Soap. Yep. And if it doesn't taste like soap, it tastes. You lost your taste and your smell.
Starting point is 00:51:31 No, I have my taste. I have the gene where cilantro tastes like soap. Maybe somebody washed the cilantro and didn't rinse it alone. At every single restaurant. That's weird. Yeah, that's weird.
Starting point is 00:51:42 Because it's every single restaurant. That she's soapy cilantro It's time for the good news With Bobby Tell me something good A dog who was abandoned outside the Nevada SPCA in Vegas earlier this month Was recently adopted
Starting point is 00:51:58 Just two weeks after being found tied to a pole Man if we have Big Brother watching And we do, right? Everything we do You need to find who tied the freaking dog to the pole And we need to give them a little knuckle sandwich Klandike Was turned over to be cared for by the nonprofit Animal Foundation
Starting point is 00:52:13 and the protection service side of the pups owner for abandoning him. Oh, okay, we got the person who needs a knuckle sandwich right here. At first, Klandike was scared when they got it off the pole. It's not all just like a stripper when I say it like that. But they visited the shelter. They adopted the dog and now it's a permanent part of their household. Good for them as well for adopting a dog that they know is probably going to have some trauma-based dog responses.
Starting point is 00:52:39 That's from News Nation now. I hate what people are mean to animals. You tie a dog to a pole? You're garbage. That's a garb that's garbage. That's how I got my dog. You tied it to a pool? No, it's how I got my dog.
Starting point is 00:52:52 You know, Kathy, that we work with here, she rescues animals and she got a call one day from someone that was like, hey, my cousin has had this dog tied up outside their house for almost a year. And she's like, what's the address? Wait, the dog wasn't tied up for a year straight. Yeah. Like it was outside. The rope had matted into her skin.
Starting point is 00:53:10 Oh, so they like fed it and stuff. They didn't leave it tied up. Right. But still, that's still. awful. I interpreted it as they just left it for a year. But that sucks. Yeah, it was terrible. So Kathy just showed up and knocked on the door and was like, we're taking the dog. Like, you know this isn't right. And they were sort of like, okay, yeah, you're right. They had made plans because it's a Labradoodle to breed her when she was ready. And they just got busy and it hadn't come around yet.
Starting point is 00:53:34 So they were waiting for that moment. And so she was able to walk away with the dog that day. Garbage. She called me and she was like, hey, do you all want a Laberdoodle? And I was like, yeah. That's garbage. Good for you, not you. You're great. They're garbage people. Yeah, they are. Well, Kathy's the real hero. I can't believe. When you go knock on somebody's door, you don't know what you're going to be met with.
Starting point is 00:53:53 Yeah, that sucks. That's a great story. That's two and one. Thank you. That's what it's all about. That was Tell me something good. Wake in the morning and you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps on turn. Touchbox, more game two. Steve Redavitt's trying to put you through. He's riding his wig's next bit Now Bobby's on the mic so you know what this is
Starting point is 00:54:23 This is the Bobby Vaughnestone And now the morning corny The Morning Corny What do you call it anxious ladybug? What do you call it anxious ladybug? A jitterbug That was the morning corny. Eddie liked it
Starting point is 00:54:47 Eddie likes everything No he doesn't No, he doesn't. It's jittery. You get it? No, I get it. A couple of voicemails here. Hit that first one. I was wanting to see an update on how much money Eddie May through Venmo for his hot dog eating contest? Yes, that'd be great.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Bye. Thank you for the call. I did get my money from him. I paid you. He paid me. I saw pop up my Venmo the $50 because I bet he couldn't eat $35. He only ate 20. His goal was 70 and 24 hours.
Starting point is 00:55:15 And we did some challenges in the live stream. and if Eddie was able to complete the challenge, he got to give his Venmo out. How much money did you make? That's crazy, dude. I got like $400. No way. $400 in tips.
Starting point is 00:55:26 No way. And it wasn't like, it wasn't like somebody gave $100. It was like $1 here, $2. Somebody did $0.69. It just added up to $400. Wow. Mike D. want a challenge. I made $133.
Starting point is 00:55:40 Yay. We're catching that's up. Dang. We should do challenges up here every day on the stream. That's pretty awesome. Both of you guys, that's crazy. That's amazing. Okay, let's go to the next voicemail.
Starting point is 00:55:53 I wanted to update you on my life. My wife is in the hospital about to get birth to our fourth kid, and I am here at Chick-fil-A, getting food, getting ready. Let's go. Okay, question. On your fourth kid, is it just like... We'll get there when we get there? Vacation.
Starting point is 00:56:08 Like, hey, it's a thing. It's bigger than normal. Yeah, it's probably a very different feeling than the first. Yeah, like you kind of got it down. Yes. My wife got mad at me because our second one I was like Alright we're going to the hospital but we gotta stop and get
Starting point is 00:56:21 McDonald's because I haven't eaten. And let's The second one. That was rude. That still was rude. But let's not forget she was the one driving. That's also true which makes it rude. Hey let's not forget We'd been to the hospital four times already. Four false alarms. Come on. Give you that. I know I thought about it. I thought about it but I can do it. Bobby Bone Show.
Starting point is 00:56:38 Boney up the day. This story comes us from Burbank, California. Police got a call about a serious. butt sniffer on the loose at Nordstrom Rack. People called 911 saying, hey, there's a guy walking around the store sniffing women's butts. They showed up and they arrested the 38-year-old man. He stayed?
Starting point is 00:56:58 You think after someone would be on to your scent that you would leave if you think someone saw you sniffing butts? Yeah, he had gone down the parking lot when they got there and they were able to apprehend him. He didn't have a car. Like, I don't get how you think you're going to get away with that. Like, do you just, like, nose to butt? Down on the ground? I think it's like guys who smell hair.
Starting point is 00:57:19 Yeah, but that's a different... But you just got to bend down and lower. I mean, that's just weird, though. Like, you just try to walk behind somebody. Yeah. And just bend down when they don't see it. Oh, drop something's good, Amy. Drop something like you're picking up your keys.
Starting point is 00:57:32 Drop a hanger. The problem with dropping something is that person would then turn around and look. Because you look when somebody drops something. If you're standing somewhere and somebody drops their keys, you go, what? I think you don't drop anything. You just have to be quiet and bend down and hope they don't see. see you. What if it's a soft t-shirt? Because it drops. Oh, that no one hears. I think you would see it in your peripheral, though. Okay. As someone putting themselves in a butt sniffer situation. Sorry, I'm kind of glad I don't
Starting point is 00:57:55 know how to do this. Sure. I might actually be a good butt sniffer now that I think about it. Yeah, that's crazy. Okay. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. I'm going to conclude on this note because it could start a little drama here. Somebody on the show has said to me, why is Morgan leaving the magazine with her on the cover on the desk still? I don't know because I want it. Do you have a hater in the room? And they're like Morgan is continuing to, Morgan was on the cover of a magazine. Yeah, it was a proud accomplishment.
Starting point is 00:58:24 And it's sitting on her desk still. It's really the only thing. Yeah, I don't ever have any stuff on my desk. And it's a proud moment of mine. So I was just sitting there. Also, I think it's funny to show Eddie and Lunchbox that I was on a cover every day. Oh, I didn't even notice that. I didn't even notice.
Starting point is 00:58:37 Dude, you should not talk. You're a terrible actor. What do you mean? My computer's in the way, so I really can't even see. You're the one who did it, didn't you? I was just wondering how long it's going to be there. Because it's not like, you know, Bobby has his books and everything on his desk. So what's the difference?
Starting point is 00:58:52 Because you can't see that. It's laying flat. Like, she's not even like holding it up. It's just sit there. Yeah, I'm doing it to sell books. Morgan's doing it to rub it in the guy's face. Huh. But I think it's awesome that that's why she said it's up there.
Starting point is 00:59:03 That's pretty hilarious. Is that the real reason? That's, I feel like she puts up there to just look at herself and be like, wow, that's cool. I did see in a couple places like random that I was in the city. I would walk around and I would see. You did? Yeah. Like on the stands?
Starting point is 00:59:15 Yeah. I mean, there's not a lot of people were grabbing it. No, I mean, they put it everywhere. No, they kept tapping. They said it was flying off the shelves and they had to be free stock. Flying off the shelves. I did see it in a lot of places though.
Starting point is 00:59:26 It was really cool. And that was a proud moment, but it's funny to me that I just get a rubbing in your eyes face every day. Also, Eddie, you have like an egg, a pin. You have a mug that nothing that's ever used. A book I gave them that he's never read. The Alchemist. Yeah. Yeah, I have that on my desk.
Starting point is 00:59:40 Don't be a hater because she did something cool. No, I was wondering why it was up there. Also, don't act. What do you mean? What do you mean? What did I do? I don't know. I didn't even see it over there.
Starting point is 00:59:50 You didn't like that? I can't even see it. Oh, wow. I didn't even know. Because I wasn't going to throw you under the bus. We're done. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye, everybody.
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