The Bobby Bones Show - MON PT 1: Amy’s Daughter Wants To Be On A Reality Show + Bobby Feud: Worst Places To Get Stuck + Lunchbox Pitches A Dangerous Bit

Episode Date: June 22, 2026

Amy brings in her latest dilemma, her daughter asking her to go on a reality show. Should she let her? Lunchbox pitches a bit that seems dangerous but he thinks we need to do it to change the stigma a...round it. We played Bobby Feud, where the question is what is the worst place to get stuck for an hour? Amy shares the story of someone taking her daughter shopping and telling her not to look at any price tags. We also get Lunchbox's reacton to the situation. We also heard of the luckiest lottery story of all-time after an interaction with a rude customer turned into a million dollar win.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:44 into her caused her to accidentally push the wrong number on the machine, meaning the number she didn't intend to push. Well, down, dropped the money for the tickets. She had no intention of buying, but all's well. That ends well, because Edwards scratched off the game's top prize
Starting point is 00:04:00 of 10 million. That's crazy. 10 million? Because I'm sure she was so annoyed that someone bumped her, and then the ticket came out that she didn't want, and then she scratched it for 10 million. Okay, what do you think happened there, lunchbox? I mean, that is just a, is that a sign? Is that like a, hey, I'm sorry you got bumped into.
Starting point is 00:04:21 We're going to repay you a $10 million. Like, I don't know. What? Like, I can't understand it. Like, she said that she took the ticket and was driving as she scratching and saw it and was like, no freaking way. And almost wrecked her car, pulled over and scanned it on the app. And it really said she won $10 million. I can't even like fathom.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Yeah. And also, why is the person bumping her when she's standing next to a machine? Right. Are they just recklessly running through the grocery store? Oh, it's got to be just an accident. Yeah, I know, but why are you walking that close to somebody? Depp perceptions off. Lunchbox, how does that make you feel as a lottery player?
Starting point is 00:04:55 Miserable. Miserable, because now I'm going to go stand at one of those vending machines and hope someone bumps into me and flail my arms and see which ticket comes out. Okay, good look with that. That won't look weird at all. You know, this is not the same at all, but when I was in high school, the hottest girl in school was getting a Coke.
Starting point is 00:05:15 I thought it was my friend Veronica. I didn't know it was the hottest girl in school because I can only see her back. So I went up and she was picking Diet Coke and I hit Dr. Pepper real quick. And then she turned around and it was the hottest girl in school and I'm like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 00:05:28 I thought you were someone else. But turns out like we were really good friends after that. Me and the hottest girl in school. Oh, you never dated though? Nah, I win. She like leaned in and kissed you right after? Yeah. So close.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Okay, okay, I got one. I was at Walmart. and this dude who was working at Walmart was putting like stakes on the bottom of the cold shelf and so I said, sir, excuse me, sir, excuse me, sir, excuse me. They turned around and he goes, I'm a lady. It was a woman. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:59 I was like, oh, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad. Okay, lunchboxes go. We were playing co-ed softball and this is when I lived in Austin and my dad and my brother and everybody were on the team and it's supposed to go boy girl, boy girl when they're batting. And they had two dudes batting in a row. So I'm playing center field going, hey, hey, that's two dudes in a row.
Starting point is 00:06:20 That's two dudes in a row. Can't have another dude batting. It was a girl. This segment has shifted into us just being stupid. Yeah, I felt so bad because she turned around and said, I'm not a guy. She just had a guy haircut and I was behind. Yeah, it happens. And she was wearing a vest, which I mostly associate with dudes unfairly.
Starting point is 00:06:47 That's crazy. She won $10 million from that ticket, though. Here's a money moral dilemma. Be honest, okay? What would you do if you could get away with stealing a million dollars and no one would ever know? It would never... But you would know.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Okay, but that's part of the question, right? You, the stealer? Yeah. If you could steal a million dollars, not get caught, no one would ever know. would you do it Eddie Gosh this is tough because I feel like God's watching me
Starting point is 00:07:17 but I would keep it and I would steal it and I would spend it and it'd be the best Could you spend it and enjoy it? Yeah Yeah because I mean you're spending a million dollars You can enjoy what you're doing
Starting point is 00:07:29 Yes and then you know what Almost in a weird way When it's completely gone You're kind of like Hoof thank God that's gone Like it's over now Lunchbox I mean, God, whatever you guys want to worry about, I ain't worrying about crap.
Starting point is 00:07:44 No one's going to know, give me a million dollars. I mean, whatever. God can judge me. You can, no, I don't give a crap. If I'm going to get a free million dollars, I am taking it. And anybody that says otherwise is full of crap. Here comes the lightning. Right now.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Whatever, man. I don't know that I'm full of crap because... Oh, you're full of crap. No, I'm not. I don't want to know that I stole it. Like, the keyword there is. stolen, it's not mine. I wouldn't want someone to steal that from me. Who is it stolen from? That's the question I would want to know. A rich person. No, it doesn't say that. But that doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:08:23 It's going to be granny who saved a million dollars. Yeah, right, dude. It's going to be a billionaire. Yep. But that matters to you? Yes. So it's okay to steal if the person has more. Robin Hood. Just generally. Robin. Don't get me started on Robin Hood. Go ahead. Yeah, I just feel like I would think about it all the time. like this isn't mine, this isn't mine. Yeah, I don't, it just doesn't feel good to me. I'm not going to do it either because I need to know where it's coming from. So you're sort of the same, if it's coming from Elon Musk, are you cool with it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:55 I don't think so. Really? If it's coming from a, I don't. Because that would be like stealing 50 cents. Right. And so you're agreeing with them. No, I'm thinking it through. I still, I don't think I would do it.
Starting point is 00:09:07 I would still, even if they promise, no one will ever. know, I still think it's a trap. Yeah. But it's not. I know, even though it's not. But also, you just feel bad because it's not yours. Because I wouldn't know where it came from and I would go, I wonder what's up? Like I found $100 in Vegas this last time we were in Vegas, put in a roulette, doubled it,
Starting point is 00:09:27 $200. I never felt bad about it. If somebody dropped that and also $100. There's no way to find the owner. Yes, it's cash. It's Vegas. Okay. What if there was a 20% chance that you could get caught and go to jail for a million
Starting point is 00:09:38 $20%. 1 in 5. No way, Jose. No way, Jose. You guys are going no? Mm-mm. Lunchbox? I'll play the odds.
Starting point is 00:09:46 One in five aren't very good. 20%. 80% chance you're going to get away with it. I mean, that is like staring it in the eye going, you know what? Come on, man. We like numbers and the math says you go for that one.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Lunchbox, have you played the wheel before? What wheel? The wheel on the studio? Does the world hate you? Dude, you would 100% get caught. No. Now, let's watch. Pick a number one through five. Got it.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Go. Two. Well, he gets to keep the money because I have the number three written down. Wow. So he would keep the money there. Look at that. Look at that. I'm a millionaire. Okay. I wouldn't take it.
Starting point is 00:10:28 I just wouldn't believe it, even if it were true, that I was never going to be, that would never get in trouble for it. Yeah, what if there's some sort of, even though you're not in trouble, trouble, but you, there's payback. Karma. Like, you may not, you may not get caught, but no, I just like, yeah, you think that this is going to change your life, but then all these other bad things start happening because it's dirty money. The hard part for me would be, like, not to tell people I found it or I stole it. You didn't find it. You stole it. He was very clear in how you, it has to be stolen. They're going to steal it for you and never tell on you. Here's the other one. If you
Starting point is 00:11:06 won the lottery, would you, a $1 million lottery win, complete, everything's tax, you just get a million bucks, right? Would you take the $1 million lump sum, $1 million, or receive $1,000 bucks every week for the rest of your life? One million lump sum. Okay. One million lump sum. Lunchbox? It's obvious. You take the $1,000 a week. You would do that? Yeah. Is this a, is this, is this a riddle? It's all about the math. All right. What's the math? What's the math? No, the math sounds like you're... Well, let him run with the math here. I'll make you to hear his math.
Starting point is 00:11:41 So, I mean, if you're getting $1,000 a week, right? You're getting $56,000 a year. Okay. Keep going, dude. How old are you? How old am I? I'm 44. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:57 Go ahead. So keep going. So do the math. So then it's going to take you about 10 years to get the money, but you're making that money. You're good. taking $1,000 a week. So if you do, like, two years, like how much money you're going to make in two years if you take a thousand bucks a week?
Starting point is 00:12:13 Oh, man. $112,000? So he's getting some sort of weird interest. Wait, why is everybody, like, Eddie's like, yeah, that sounds about right? Like, why is nobody challenging how many weeks he thinks are in a year? No, I'm just let him go. No, there's 52. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Okay, there you go. But Eddie, when he said 112, you're like, yep. I was like, that's not right. Okay. So a thousand bucks over 52 weeks, it's $52,000 a year, right? Everybody with me? Yes. Over 30 years, it's $1.5 million.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Okay. So over 30 years. Yeah. I don't care. I'm taking the million up front. You cannot convince me otherwise. Yes. What if I die?
Starting point is 00:12:54 I wouldn't enjoy that. Also, I'm going to invest some of it. Yeah, you can make it in a other words. Well, that's how the million dollars actually pays more is if you take it and you don't spend it and you put it away. Well, you can spend some of it. You gotta spend something. You're not going to say, oh, I got a million dollars and left and put it away.
Starting point is 00:13:10 Yeah, right. If you took the million today and invested it, the math changes dramatically. At a 7% annual return after 30 years, $1 million grows to $7.6 million. Over the one week total, it's only $1.56 million. So if you get the million, it's how much you put away makes more. So lunchbox, so you still taking $1,000 a week? Yeah, I was thinking, Man, I didn't realize
Starting point is 00:13:37 I was going to be 30 years. That's a long time. So I got to take the million dollars. It's unfortunate that I'm already 44. If I was like maybe 20, maybe it was better to take the thousand. Yeah. No,
Starting point is 00:13:48 it's not. It still could be. No. Amy, it's $56,000 a year, okay? Did you all not just hear? Yes, no, I did. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:55 We're hearing. And we just don't feel like challenging it. But you still get thousands, though, as you live. Okay. And we're not counting in a crash. What if the Great Depression happens again? There goes my million. If it's invested.
Starting point is 00:14:09 But what are you doing with $1,000 every week? I would probably save a little bit of the $1,000, right? All of this. It would have to be entirely invested. All of this depends on spending versus saving. Good call. I see what you're saying. Yeah, and then I would probably not work.
Starting point is 00:14:24 So that would be my income. The thousand would be the income. These guys. What do you mean you would not work? You would quit your job for $52,000 a year. All I need is $1,000 a week. Yeah. I think I could do it.
Starting point is 00:14:37 What do you think you're making now? Okay. You could quit your job now. Yeah. Why do? No, I need my job. He needs his job to make. I need my job to pay that.
Starting point is 00:14:43 But you could go get a different job or maybe work less. I'd rather not work and just have the $1,000. So you would raise four kids. Well, for a little bit. No, you wouldn't. On $52,000 a year. I mean, plenty of people have to do that. But six people.
Starting point is 00:14:59 You wouldn't get to gamble. Yeah. You wouldn't play golf. You're right. They don't. I'm concerned. About what? Y'all's...
Starting point is 00:15:09 Money acumen? Well, it's... That sums it up. It's just a quick conversation. Like, I don't have the numbers in front of me. If I had the numbers in front of me, I'd make smarter decisions. But when you're just, like, throwing numbers out,
Starting point is 00:15:21 to me, it's just like throwing pain on the wall. I'm like, I don't know, it looks cool. Yeah, if Eddie saw the numbers, because he's good with numbers. But both things, what matters is what you do with the money as soon as you get it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:33 So you get a free million dollars handed to you, you, what are you doing with it? Either way, they'll let you steal it for free or right now you're getting it through a lottery. What are you doing with it? They give you a million dollars right now. What do you do with it? Go. I'm investing a lot of it. How much? That's the first thing you're doing. Gosh, well, I've got to decide what I would have to seek advice. One thing I really would love to pay off would be my mortgage, but I need to see if that's the wise investment at the moment. I don't know if it would be. So let's just say it is. I'm going to pay off my house so I own it outright. And then I'm going to invest in some other things. How much of the total pie is all I'm asking? I pay off my house.
Starting point is 00:16:14 You're not committed to it because nobody's getting a million dollars into this segment. I'm just wondering where your mind goes. Okay, my mind goes. I'm paying off my house and then maybe I invest a little bit more and then I go shopping. With $100,000? Yeah, and I make a, oh, I'm going to give back to the organizations I care about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you can do first? I just said the first thing I'm going to do is pay off my mortgage.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Eddie, a million dollars today. Go. This is easy. I'm going to go buy a boat. I'm going to just go get whatever I've wanted my whole life is a boat. And I would buy a slip at the lake or wherever it's going to live. That'd be the first thing I do. The rest, I'll worry about that.
Starting point is 00:16:54 How much, though, are you allowing for the boat? The boat, 150,000. And the slip is going to be a rental. I can't own a slip. I guess you can, but... That would buy it. That way I don't have to worry about it anymore.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Okay, so, but you have $850,000 that you're just now doing it. Now we can play with it. No, you just played with it when you bought a boat. Well, no, no, I mean play with in the market. Now I can call Abby's fiancé. We can talk about stuff. I got an idea. If you have $850,000.
Starting point is 00:17:26 I'd go above Abby's fiance. Oh, you would. I'd go to, yeah. I don't know his level. He could. But what have you really good? He could. He could.
Starting point is 00:17:35 We don't know. He could, but then Abby would know. What's so interesting. You're right. I would call you and be like, hey dude, can I use one of your people? And I'd say what? Abby's fiance is one of my people. That's the twist.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Lunchbox, you got a million bucks. Go. A million bucks. I mean, I would love to buy a mansion, but those are more than a million dollars. So can't really do that. So got to buy a hot tub boat. that's one I've always wanted.
Starting point is 00:17:58 Looks so cool on the lake. You can buy a really, really big house and a small town. Yeah, I don't want to. His property's always about where you live more so than the actual materials. Does he want to big house?
Starting point is 00:18:10 He just had to go under to buy a mansion. Yeah, I mean, but a small town, I don't like small town living. Like, I want to be able to be like in the it. Like I want to be in it. You want to be seen. Yeah. Be seen. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Like if I'm in a small town, it's like, oh, it's not that cool. He has a house, but there's only 10 people that see it. Like if you're in a big city, a lot of people see your big house. Only 10 people that see it. I never would think about why I would like a larger house. He wants people to see it. He wants people to drive by it and be like, wow, look at that house. And they'd be like, what does he do? I don't want anybody to see it because I don't want people to be like, it's a big house. We should go find out what's in it. You don't drive by big houses and
Starting point is 00:18:47 that's going to buy him that in a big city? No, I think that's why he doesn't want a mansion in a big city. That's why I can't get a mansion. Okay. Okay. Um, then what else? I mean, I'm probably going to retire for a million with a million dollars and then just hang out. And I don't know what else. I would buy a Lambo.
Starting point is 00:19:06 You're not going to be able to buy a Lamborghini and retire. Really? How much is the Lambo? $300,000. Okay. So yeah. Then I got $600,000 chilling. I don't think that's going to be enough for you to retire.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Especially with three young kids. Because they always say old people need, like a million dollars in their 401k or something. A million dollars. That's what I always see on commercials. Oh my gosh. In their 401k. Like in their retirement. Yeah. That's wild. No, I don't have and I don't, then I guess that's all I'd buy. Maybe take a trip to Vegas. Would you gamble any of that money? Yeah, I'd probably take 100,000. So a 10th of it. So you got a Lamborghini. Let's just say 300. You got 100,000 gambling. Yeah. 400. We can't get a nice hotel room or? Oh, yeah. I'm getting a sweet.
Starting point is 00:19:56 I'm getting one of the penthouses for sure. On the gambling, are you going like one roll? Are you going? No, no, that's just dumb. That's a whole weekend. Don't be stupid. I got a whole weekend to do $100,000, turn it into, you know, a million. Or $100,000 turned into $200,000.
Starting point is 00:20:12 If you double what you take to Vegas, man, that's amazing. Yeah. So Eddie has said that his wife handles the finances, right? Yeah. Okay. Do you know you're just... I don't want to talk about this. Why?
Starting point is 00:20:26 I just feel like it always leads to... No, no, no. I'm very curious after hearing that you... Would buy a boat? Nope. That you'd... For $1,000 a week, you would quit your job. So, like, I just don't know if you know your paycheck.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Like, do you know what you make? I mean, I'm sure you know... Yeah, I know what I make. But after taxes, after everything... I don't know what the take home is. I don't know what the paycheck is. Do you know what stuff costs? Like, the bills?
Starting point is 00:20:51 Oh, yeah, dude. I go, yeah. I go to the grocery store. I'm the one that shops really. Yeah. I don't know. I'm just perplexed. What are you perplexed about? You said you quit.
Starting point is 00:20:59 Yeah, you were like, I just quit my job. You're like, quit your job. The way I looked at it was. And you always act like even with what you make that you don't have enough. So I'm like confused. The way I looked at it is like if I have $1,000 a week coming in, I feel like that's just like no stress express because no matter what you do, $1,000 is coming in.
Starting point is 00:21:16 That's kind of the way I looked at it. But you're right. But you'd be making less than what you do here. I know. So I'd have to have a little job or something. A little job? Yeah, like the basic. Keep working here and then take the money.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Yeah. I mean, what would be cool is take that thousand every week and then reinvest that, right? While I'm still working. Yes. That is the move. Now we're talking. Like if I got a million bucks, that's what I do immediately. I put it all right in it.
Starting point is 00:21:40 I touch none of it. Well, yeah, because you don't. You already can buy fun stuff. Why don't always got to go to that? Just let me have something to say, you know? Dude, it's crazy that you could buy a boat right now if you wanted it. That's crazy. Why is that crazy?
Starting point is 00:21:54 The crazy. The craziest thing for me was the first time I could go into like a gas station or Walmart and go, I can have whatever I want. That's crazy. That was always the biggest moment for me. I can get whatever I want. And all this gas station, I could get all.
Starting point is 00:22:07 But you know what's stupid is I can too? Yeah. But I'd owe forever. I'd be in debt. Wait, what? I can go into Walmart. So anybody could go into debt. Bobby's saying he could go in and not have to do layaway.
Starting point is 00:22:20 But that was a big moment for me to go first a gas station, I can have whatever I want. And then like Walmart. Yeah, I have whatever I want. This is crazy. Yeah. And not go into debt. Another thing.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Would you let your kid go on a reality show? And I'm not asking that just as a, you know, just a random question. Amy's daughter has expressed interest in going on a reality show. Yeah. She came into my room and she was looking dead serious. She's like, Mom, I want to go on Love Island. I'm like, no. How old are people that go on Love Island?
Starting point is 00:23:01 Not ever my daughter's age ever. So no matter what her age is. Correct. But you can't stop her. Sure. Because she's now... 19. Yeah, I mean, you can't stop her.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Mike, will you look at the young age of people on Love Island? You have to be at least 18, but they take mid-20s to early 30s. Do they take any 19-year-olds at all? It just says you have to be 18 years old. apply. Right, but that's not happening. No chance. No chance. Good luck. Like with other things in life. She can. She could. I don't want to not be supportive. That's just not the direction we will support for these college years. So she wants to go to trade school. She wants to go to college, whatever, we're willing to support that.
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Starting point is 00:27:48 app Apple podcast or whatever you get your podcast Should Amy let her
Starting point is 00:27:55 daughter go on love Eddie I think the answer is no like you got to
Starting point is 00:28:01 let her know that you don't want her to do that but she could
Starting point is 00:28:04 do that and if she does do that then yeah we can't help you financially for the next few years. But if she goes on and they comes back and was like, that was a mistake, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Can I be back? I don't think so, Amy. I know. That sucks. You got to stand your ground. I know. She's 19. Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:23 Would you let her go on Big Brother? I mean, it's a same thing. No. They hook up on Big Brother. They do? Yeah. But not as much. Love Island is about hooking up.
Starting point is 00:28:32 Big Brother is just a lot of people in a room and some of them just fall in love. Yeah, Love Island's about finding love. And so if you want your daughter to go out there and date and like this is a way and it could catapult her career into other reality shows and being an influencer, absolutely. She's 19 years old. You say, hey, girl, have you got it, get it. Yeah. I get that a lot of people are entertained by Love Island. And I think that that's what she's seeing.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Like, I don't think she wants to go and because it's about guys or like, I actually don't know what it is about. I was perplexed and I was like, you can't be serious. And then I had to start really thinking, like, what if she was. were to submit an application and what if she were to get chosen? You can't stop her. What would we do? I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:29:13 That'd be wild. I'm with you. Under this roof, we have certain rules. Rule one, no love island. Rule two. Like I started to think of different reality shows. Ones that I would be okay with. Like if she was like, mom, I want to go on amazing race.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Perfect. Let's go. Yeah. Well, because the whole thing isn't getting a swimsuit and hooking up. Yeah. Is that even a show anymore, Lunchbox? Amazing Race? Yeah, it's still around.
Starting point is 00:29:41 Okay, I didn't know if they canceled that or not. No, it still hangs on by a thread. Oh, man, such a good show. Did she really want to do it? I don't know. It came. I was shocked by it, but her face was just sort of, she wasn't like, oh, Love Island, that would be fun.
Starting point is 00:29:57 She came in, and she said it, and she looked at me with this serious look. And I didn't really know how to react because I didn't want to, I just wanted to handle it with sensitivity because I've watched it before. I know a lot of her friends, a lot of young people are obsessed with that show
Starting point is 00:30:13 and they do watch it. So I don't want to be like a hypocrite where I can be entertained by something, but then I don't want to let her go do that. Oh, that's okay to be entertained and not, yeah. That's not a hypocrite. Okay, cool. Because you're not all their moms.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Right. I'm sure. And it's my job as her mom to protect her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we don't need to go do that. The Bachelor. That one, I would feel better about than Love Island. I don't feel great about it, but I feel better than Love Island.
Starting point is 00:30:37 She'd have to be older for The Bachelor, right? What is the age for a bachelor? What about Bachelor teen? No. That'd be crazy. No. No. If that's a thing now.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Lifebox would love that show. He loves these teen shows or teens are hooking up. He loves them. Yeah. No, I don't love teens hooking up. Uh-huh. You love teen mom. Yeah, I love teen mom.
Starting point is 00:31:00 How do you think they got pregnant? No, Amy, I understand. You love 16 and pregnant. I did. I love 16 and pregnant. It was a fascinating show to see what 16-year-olds are going through when they are pregnant. Like, it is interesting to see the lifestyle and how hard it is. And it was very compelling TV.
Starting point is 00:31:16 They're not doing that show anymore, are they? Unfortunately, no, they do not do it anymore. So if they were still doing it, would you watch it a 16-year-old right now? Surely not. Yes. What? Even though you've grown and matured and become a dad. Well, yes.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Because that's what I thought. I thought it was just the fact that you were younger. Yeah. You're in your 20s. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I guess not. It's a show about like it's, oh my gosh, how can this happen? Like what are they going to go to?
Starting point is 00:31:43 Oh my gosh. Look at that guy. He doesn't want to be involved. Oh my God. You know, like how are they going to pay? The kids. Yeah. It's weird.
Starting point is 00:31:51 It's weird. I can't even watch these popular teen shows on Netflix because it feels weird even though it's fiction. Oh, well, you know what also is weird. Like, I can't do euphoria because I'm like that's, they're in high school. I can't. Right. Even though it's fictional.
Starting point is 00:32:02 That's like a lot of teens. What's weird for me is when you're watching a show that's obviously for adults, like a Landman or some of Taylor Sheridan's shows, which I like a lot of them. But then occasionally there'll be this like a, yeah, a 17-year-old or one of the daughters. And they have a very, like, why are we going to detail about their sex life? Like move on to the adult sex life. It's just weird. Do you skip to those parts, lunchbox?
Starting point is 00:32:29 No, I don't skip to any parts. I just watch it as a dog. Hold on. Hold on. So Amy can't watch Friday Night Lights now because it's about high schoolers. Isn't that, though, about the coaches? No. I mean, occasionally some of the high schoolers took up in it is a little weird, but it's, I feel like they, it's not as in depth when it was coming out. Yes. And it's not as in depth as some of the other stuff. What's crazy is that my mom could have been on teen mom. Crazy. She got pregnant at 15.
Starting point is 00:32:57 Dude, just think about that. How famous I could be if only my mom would have been around for. MTV and teen mom. Are the kids famous too lunchbox? Some of them, I mean, not really, but like the moms are super famous. By super. Millions of followers.
Starting point is 00:33:13 Millions. Some of them do have built. They have built quite the career off of it. That one does awesome. Has the store, what's her name? Chelsea Halska. Is that her? Is that her? Hold on. Let's do one. There's one specifically that we've had on the show. That has man, her ducks in a row,
Starting point is 00:33:29 business mind. Like, she I like her. Is there a Janelle? Yeah, Janelle Evans. What's up of her? Oh, she's a mess. Oh, okay. Well, law of averages.
Starting point is 00:33:42 And before Lloyd went to prison? If you have kids that young, it's a stress. Yeah. It's a stress when you're not, when you're an adult. Amen. Imagine kids without a support system, really. That's my mom.
Starting point is 00:33:54 Yeah. You know, she had me right after our 16th birthday without much support system because her dad died. Because I never knew my grandpa. He died. and my grandma was raised in a bunch of kids and they were poor. So imagine that.
Starting point is 00:34:05 I can't imagine like, yeah, the stress that's there and then that's passed on. I wonder, sure, you've thought about this, I'm sure, but we've not talked about it. Like the in utero stress that was passed on to you and a lot of your anxiety you have, could that be from there? Dude, that's such a real thing. I think there's a lot of science that now shows that what the mom goes through, not just what the mom eats, not just if, what the mom consumes, but yes, what the mom feels, the stress, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:35 And then you, that's something that has been since you're, like, well, yeah, in utero. And then now you're having to deal with it out utero. I think some of, we'll call it out utero is environmental as well, just how I grew up and having to survive early. A lot of survival mode. But I have a much greater respect for my teenage parents now than I ever have. because I just see how hard it is to keep a baby alive and diapered and fed and they had they had nothing and I lived and so that is a level of respect that I don't think I ever had because I didn't know really what it took to get a baby to going I lived like here I am so all the crap that I went through
Starting point is 00:35:21 yeah wham wham me and yeah it was hard but I lived and my biological dad was 17 when I was born my mom was 16. They had no support. I lived. That's crazy. Shout out to them. Because here I am. But yeah, I think a lot of those factors. Now they know the stress a mom goes through. The stress a baby goes to and that happens that wires the baby a bit different. You guys want to do something more fun? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lunchbox would like to pitch a segment to the show. This is Lunchbox pitches a bit. Lunchbox over to you. Yeah, it's called. a wheel segment and it's called the wheel of bungee jumping. Guys, listen, last week there was a bungee jumper that, you know,
Starting point is 00:36:07 unfortunately passed away in Brazil when they forgot to connect her to the bungee. So there's all this negative press about bungee jumping. Oh my gosh, you can't bungee jump. It's so scary. None of us on the show want a bungee jump. But we need to bring it back to a positive light. We put all our names on that wheel. loser bungee jumps.
Starting point is 00:36:30 That's called the wheel of bungee because we got to get it back as a positive thing and not a negative thing. So you want to do PR for the bungee community have one of us do it and live. And so that's a good deed. It's a good deed and it's good press instead of all the negative press bungee jumping
Starting point is 00:36:50 is getting right now. Because you're about positivity. Yep. This would be a tell me something good also. I cannot do that. And to tell me something good. good would be? I mean, it would be not, it would be, oh my gosh,
Starting point is 00:37:01 they survived, we lived, how cool is that? And Amy, I'd love that you say, oh, I can't do that. That's what everybody's saying right now, but that's why it'd be the most intense segment ever, because every name that came off that wheel, you would get more and more puckered and nervous, and
Starting point is 00:37:17 people would be on the edge of their seats in their car going, oh my gosh, who's going to have to bungee jump? And then when it's time to bungee, they're going to be like, oh my gosh, I hope they live, and they're going to tune in. It is a home run segment. Where does bungee jumping happen here? Did they have it local?
Starting point is 00:37:35 No, they don't just anywhere we can find a place. I don't know that that's true. We can fly there. We got a budget for the show. Yeah, maybe like Gatlinburg or something. Yeah, right down the road. Okay, here's the deal that I'll make. I would be open to it if you take up 50% of the wheel lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:37:53 Whoa. Positivity, dude. That doesn't mean you're going to lose. but let's say we had 12 spots on the wheel for all of our names. Six of them have to be lunchbox and all of us will take the one-offs. Love it. I mean, I don't want to be the one person that doesn't play, but I feel like if it lands on me, I'd cry.
Starting point is 00:38:08 But that's part of it. Maybe me too, honestly. Because I've never had, like, the most recent death aside, I've never had the desire to bungee jump. And maybe I lack adventure, but I just, it's so scary to me. I barely like to jet ski guys. You know, I'll jet ski, but we have to go real slow. You know?
Starting point is 00:38:33 Lunchbox, how far is the place away? An hour and a half. Not too far. Not bad. Okay, but would you take 50% of the will since this is your segment? No, no, that's not the part of it. The part of it is everybody is equal, and that's why it's so nerve-wracking. Amy's thoughts right there is what everyone's thinking, and we would captivate America.
Starting point is 00:38:53 By bungee jumping? Yes. Okay. I'm going to go no for now, but if you decide you'll take up 50% of the wheel, I think we'd be open to talking about it as a show. That's fair. I'm not even committing to yes, but if he takes 50% of the will, would you think about it? Yes, I would. Would you think about it?
Starting point is 00:39:07 Thinking about it. Yeah, it's all. Mike D, would you think about it? Ray Mundo? Yeah! I also would consider. So, you're a dad. You're a mom.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Yeah, you're a mom. I'm a dad too. I'm a dad too. We're all dads. Yeah, yeah. Lunchbox, let us know if you'd reconsider the wheel. Okay, that's the wheel of bungee, guys. I know, you love it.
Starting point is 00:39:29 There's lunchbox pitching a bit. One other thing, this family ordered an urn on Amazon, which I think is a fine place to order and earn, right? Yeah, why not? Like, I ordered one when my mom died from the funeral home. And they pressure you. Uh-huh, they do. Like, they know you're vulnerable.
Starting point is 00:39:53 So maybe I would go to Amazon, because you can make a decision without them, oh, she'd really want this with a diamond encrusted. You don't know her. So family orders an urn, and they got unwanted surprise. Here's a clip from CBS 5 News in Arizona. A personal urn to keep a piece of nanny with them forever.
Starting point is 00:40:14 I ended up picking one that was really beautiful, this brass heart. She purchased it on Amazon. It came within a couple days. When I opened it, it was just a little dusty. Unexpected painful process. I unscrewed the back and that's when I noticed it still had remains inside of it. Turned. I opened it.
Starting point is 00:40:33 Paaked with the ashes of a stranger. Shocked. I was kind of grossed out. I was I was uncomfortable. I mean, it shakes in there. Wegener has reached out to Amazon who said they'd issue a full refund, but also reached out to this third party seller, but did not hear back. We also reached out to them and we are still waiting. They said somebody else is dead at remains.
Starting point is 00:40:57 People are selling used urns. I don't think they, oh yeah, I thought you meant they're selling. Because on Amazon, sometimes you can buy brand new or there's like the button next to it is gently used for a discount. I don't think you do that with urns. Well, I know. I've never seen that button. Yeah, so it's not on every item, but occasionally it might.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Maybe I'm calling it gently used. It might say open box or something that has somebody else has had and now they're selling it. That's messed up. Do you think somebody could be pranking? No. Like somebody ordered and earned, hey, let's put it with like charcoal ashes in there. Return it. Let's see if this makes the news at some point.
Starting point is 00:41:41 I think it's a business. They ordered it from a business. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not going to get you a five-star review. You're going to go over it. I mean somebody ordered it from Amazon. which from the business, I'm thinking the business has no clue. And whoever ordered it, got it, stuffed it with fake ashes and returned it in the box and say,
Starting point is 00:42:01 I don't want this anymore. And so you think they just didn't look in it and just loaded it back up for resale? Yeah. Oh, it's a return. Cool. Put it back on the shelf. What do we think really happened? I don't think that's what happened.
Starting point is 00:42:14 That's my theory. I don't know. Because like how do you even get real ashes back to the place that you? you bought it. Like if you have real ashes, that's going on top of my shelf. Is the third party seller just like, are they treating Amazon like their own little marketplace where they're just selling items from their house? Maybe they found it at a yard sale and they were just selling the urn and didn't look at. That would be kind of my theory. But that's messed up. That family got somebody else's ashes. If you sell me at a yard sale,
Starting point is 00:42:47 you're talking to us? Well, I'm just like. Guys, Amy, we promise we'll never sell you at a yard Right? I mean, I guess, yeah, things could just trickle down. You don't really know what it is. But it's like you would think maybe your family would never let you go like that. Unless they didn't know. Unless they died. Oh, now she's getting, oh my God, now we're just going darker.
Starting point is 00:43:09 Yeah, it is pretty dark. It's just sad. It's the anonymous inbox. Anonymous Sinbar. There's a question to be had. Bobby Bones. Back in the day, there seemed to be a rule that you didn't talk about what happened on a television show for 48 hours when it came to spoilers. That gave people enough time to see it. Now, I have friends who are just now getting into shows like Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones,
Starting point is 00:43:43 the Wire. When I talk about it, though, they get genuinely mad when I put anything out there that might be a spoiler. In the streaming age, what's the time limit for spoilers? Signed, streaming Sam. There is no time limit. you have to address fully before you talk about something that you're going to talk about something. Meaning if we were talking about Breaking Bad, let's say no microphones. We're just in the room talking. Have you guys watched Breaking Bad? Yeah, no, yeah, no. Okay, well, I'm not going to say anything that's a spoiler then because I don't want to ruin it for you. I think that conversation has to happen with anything like that at all. Yeah. Even old shows are being experienced new.
Starting point is 00:44:24 I just watched The Wire season one two months ago, you know? So, It's not 48 hours. I think you have to say spoiler alert. But you can't say it. You can't say spoiler alert, then immediately say it though. Some people do that dumb thing where like, spoiler alert, and they say it. You give me time to say no. That'd be what I would say.
Starting point is 00:44:43 You just always have to say, hey, I'm going to talk about this. Have you guys seen it yet? And if it's, yeah, okay, cool, regardless of how old it is. Thoughts? Yeah, I think that that's the way to go. And then you respect that. Like, if it sounded to me, like he's like, oh, I can't even talk about anything because some of my friends have just started watching it. Well, okay, respect that they just
Starting point is 00:45:02 started watching it. Right. They'll talk about it. Yeah, get over yourself, Stram and Sam. Yeah. If someone says, I'm never going to watch it, go ahead and tell me. Yeah, you can. Then fine. Yeah, then that's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I've done that where I go, I'm never going to watch it, tell me how it ends. For example, the movie, I think called The Housemaid, there was a book. Yes. I know how it ends. I never read the book, never watched the movie. My wife read the book and watched the movie. And she said, the movie's really good. I said, how does it end? She said, I'm not going to spoil it. I'm never going to watch it.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Like, there is not a moment where I'm going to sit and choose that. And so she told me that gave her the freedom to share. Okay. Well, what's interesting about that one? No, no. We're not. No? Do we even say that?
Starting point is 00:45:48 No, nothing. No, that's what we're talking about. Okay. Everything has to be talked about now. You're a little wrong, streaming Sam, but we still like you. You just have to say before. Any spoiler alert, I'm going to spoil this. Is that okay?
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Starting point is 00:49:56 on the Aiger Radio app Apple Podcast or whatever you get your podcast What's the worst place to get stuck for an hour That's the question
Starting point is 00:50:07 We're gonna play the Bobby feud What's the worst place To get stuck for an hour Amy Lunchbox and Morgan are all playing
Starting point is 00:50:14 10 answers on the board Amy, you're up first. What's the worst place to get stuck for an hour? Elevator. Show me elevator. Number one answer is elevator. Stays with you. Roller coaster.
Starting point is 00:50:32 Show me a roller coaster. Number nine answer is roller coaster. Cool. Nobody can be on their computers if you're playing the game. I'm just typing my answers. Hey, looks awfully guilty. I wasn't looking at anyone specifically. It's typing my answers.
Starting point is 00:50:50 Write your answers down, no computers. We're in the 1800s here on this game. Amy? Traffic. Dang it. Show me traffic. Number two answer is traffic. So you have elevator traffic and stuck on top of a roller coaster.
Starting point is 00:51:08 What's the worst place to get stuck for an hour? Amy? Hmm. This isn't like physically somewhere, but when you're on hold? On hold. Yeah. On hold. I hate it, though.
Starting point is 00:51:27 There's just a little outside of the box. Well, I hate doing the thing where you have to put your number in. They supposedly call you back. That's the worst. But they always do. They really do. I know. I got to, yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:36 Lunchbox over to you. Yeah, I'm struggling, man. What's the worst place to get stuck for an hour? I mean, you get stuck in a bathroom. It locked in. Wow. Locked in the bathroom. I don't like this.
Starting point is 00:51:56 Morgan, over to you? I've been here. It's the worst. I hate being stuck at the DMV. Show me the DMV. Number three answer, the Department of Motor Vehicles. Morgan, over to you? Well, I also really hate when I have to sit in the waiting room to see a doctor. The doctor waiting room. That's a good guess.
Starting point is 00:52:23 Didn't make it, though. Points are doubled. We played three rounds. Amy, the worst place to get stuck for an hour, elevator traffic, DMV, and roller coaster are all off the list. Where do you get stuck? Outside of what we've already named. And it would be horrible to get stuck there for an hour. In line. In a line, waiting in a line. Show me a line?
Starting point is 00:52:56 Oh, I've got to be more specific. Yeah. Lunch bikes? Got it. Man, you get delayed. You're sitting there on the airplane. That's it. Show me the airplane.
Starting point is 00:53:12 Number four answer is airplane runway. Good one. Yes. The worst. You know what else is terrible? When you're like, oh my gosh, I'm going to get on my flight. I'm just going to show up to the airport. And that TSA line is 4.
Starting point is 00:53:26 Number TSA line. Show me security line. Oh, number eight answer. That is where you could be specific. That was the line. I know, we couldn't just give you a line. Couldn't just give you a line. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:42 Where else can you get stuck? There's six answers off the board. Elevator, traffic, DMV, airplane runway, security line, and roller coaster. What's the worst place to get stuck for an hour? Lunchbox. For an hour. In a meeting. In a meeting, dude.
Starting point is 00:54:04 Good one. Number seven answer in a meeting. That's good. Seven times two. It's 14. Good job. Where else do you get stuck? Man.
Starting point is 00:54:15 You get stuck. Man. I get stuck. Three seconds? At a grand opening. Oh, the classic grand opening stuck. It gets here every time. Good run, no.
Starting point is 00:54:35 Morgan, over to you. Okay. I have some written down, but I feel like they're out of scope. But the one that did get me was nobody wants to get stuck talking on the phone. Okay. Amy said on hold, would that be the same? No, because it would be on a phone call. Yeah, like you're talking to somebody.
Starting point is 00:54:55 That's true. That's true. On the phone? Last round. Points are tripled. Amy, you have 12 points. You're in second place. On a bad date.
Starting point is 00:55:05 Show me a bad date. The answer. What? Yeah. Yes. Just like that. We're 30 points. Wow.
Starting point is 00:55:20 Two left. Can you name what's been said? Elevator traffic, DMV, airplane runway, work meeting, security line at the airport, roller coaster, and bad first date. The worst place to get stuck for an hour. The worst place you get stuck for an hour. Five seconds? Waiting in line for the roller coaster. The roller coaster line at the grand opening.
Starting point is 00:55:51 Bing it. Lunchbox? Man, I got two ridden down. Ah, it's tough, man. It's tough. I don't know which one to go with. But I'll tell you where it really sucks. Five seconds?
Starting point is 00:56:06 When you got kids and you show up to a restaurant and they tell you it's an hour wait. Waiting at the table. for a table. Morgan, you need these. I know. And I, it's just so specific and I don't know if it's going to work. But women hate this.
Starting point is 00:56:24 When we try and go to the bathroom, we have to wait in line to go to the bathroom. And getting stuck in a bathroom line, sucks. Bathroom line at the grand opening. The number five answer, the worst place to get stuck for an hour,
Starting point is 00:56:40 the dentist chair. And number six is jury duty. But our winner with 42 points coming in clutch. They would call her the Jalen Brunton of the show. It's Amy everybody. Eddie was bragging. He got to hear some new jelly roll song yesterday in the building.
Starting point is 00:56:58 It's pretty cool, man. There was a record label person in the building, and they saw me, and I was like, hey, what's up? How are you doing? Like, oh, my gosh, do you have, like five minutes? I'm like, yeah, what do you need? They're like, step in the office. Let me show you something.
Starting point is 00:57:08 It was the new jelly roll song. They said no one's ever heard it. What do you mean? No one's ever heard it. I mean, like, it's not available to the public. Nobody even knows it exists. And, dude, it was just me. and the record label person sitting there,
Starting point is 00:57:20 they busted out a Bluetooth speaker and played it. I just sat there and listened to it. And at the end, I was like, guys, that's a smash. And it's like they wrote down like a note, like, okay, Eddie says it's a smash. That's always the most awkward thing. I stopped doing it a long time ago
Starting point is 00:57:35 because I'm not good at faking. Also, I don't like people watching me while I'll listen to something. Because you have to do the thing where you're like bobbing your head. Taping your foot. You're like, oh, I'm feeling it. And that's not how you do when you listen.
Starting point is 00:57:47 I did do that. Definitely tap in a little bit. Did you like the process? I didn't mind it. I'd never really done that before. And it's almost like the label person was looking at me like, does he like it? Like, is this going to be good? Do you think had you not, he'd have called jelly roll, cancel it?
Starting point is 00:58:02 Eddie did not like the song. This will not be the next single. I don't think he would have called jelly roll, but I think they would have at least wrote it down on a note. Like, Eddie didn't like it. Let's kind of, let's take a tally on who likes and who doesn't. Did you feel the pressure on liking it? A little bit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:17 A little bit. But I actually liked the song. I think it's going to be a good song. Like, I really did. You felt pretty cool then. Dude, it's awesome. I've never done that before. And then I started thinking, like, while we were in that office, I'm like, I should have my own office.
Starting point is 00:58:29 Oh, gosh. Here we go. This sounds so familiar. It wants to be like me. If you would have had your own office, you could have just said, they come to mind. Exactly. Instead of, like, picking a random conference room. Maybe we get an office and we let these guys compete for it.
Starting point is 00:58:42 I like it. One office. No, no. This is, once again, Eddie, trying to do what I do. Anything I do, Eddie, wants to do. Lunchbox, listen, this was organic. Somebody was like, hey.
Starting point is 00:58:51 No, it's not organic. I said I want an office. Next day, Eddie's like, I want an office. It's like, oh my gosh. Bobby has that shirt. Eddie wants that shirt. It's whatever someone else does, Eddie wants to do. Dude, it just happened.
Starting point is 00:59:01 And then I was in there thinking like, wow, well, this would be kind of cool to my office. Stop. Because I'd never thought of that before. I know you hadn't because I brought it up. If had he not brought it up, would you a thought about it? No.
Starting point is 00:59:12 Well, I mean, I can't answer that because the thought came when I was listening to that jelly roll song. in an office. Yeah. Overlooking the city. Maybe. This is what I mean.
Starting point is 00:59:25 I mean, it's amazing. Maybe we get an office and you guys compete to see who gets the office. Well, does them do? I don't know. You want to end? I mean, now. Oh my God. No, stop.
Starting point is 00:59:34 Yes, Amy. I get the office. I'm the only one that wanted an office. Let's just say, if someone were to ask for an office, could we have to compete for it or could we just ask for one and see who gets it? Oh, so you're saying you guys all just ask and one of you will outrank the others. Let's see who outranks. I mean, my guess is nobody gets an office because that's just not how the building is set up besides Bobby.
Starting point is 01:00:01 Like before we moved here, you had that worked in like they're like, yeah, Bobby's getting an office. It's going to be here. But other than that, it's an open workspace. I mean, I could probably get somebody in office. Thank you. Somebody. I'm the only one that needed an office. And now everybody.
Starting point is 01:00:16 You don't need it. an office. Everybody wants to jump on my, you know, oh, I need an office thing. Well, because you mentioned it and at first it's not a ridiculous. Right. And then you're like, oh my gosh, Lodzbox is intelligent. It does seem like it'd be cool to have an office. I'm going to lose my mind. And then we talked about lunchbox like, hey, why don't you try dressing better? Like he's still in his dumb hoodie again. Like, you've done nothing. There are multiple times recently. I've tried to go into production room and it's taken by other people and it's hard to get work done. Yeah. Yeah. So if you had our if we had our own office.
Starting point is 01:00:48 Oh, my God. But a window office, not one of the interior. Well, if you're going to be picky, I don't know what I can do. I don't care. Amy, have you seen some of these offices? I like that Amy says, let's just all ask and see who wins, knowing that if it's just that, she's going to win. She's going to win.
Starting point is 01:01:03 Let me see what I can do. Maybe we can have a competition for an office. I'm definitely the only one that hosts my own show outside of this. Do you listen to artists, music? Yeah, that's true. You do. Lunchbox. Why?
Starting point is 01:01:16 What show does she host? Women of Our Country, national show? You've gotten mad at me for winning an award for it. Oh, dang. Oh, I mean, okay. What, nobody listens to that? No one listens to that. It's a national show.
Starting point is 01:01:28 It's like over 200 markets. Do you know what else nobody listens to your show that you do because it doesn't happen? That's true. I don't have one, but I mean, I'm not a woman, so I can't do a woman of my higher country. It's kind of, once again, built in like an advantage for having to, you know, women have a lot easier. Lunchboss, what show could you pitch? Like, what of I-Hart Country?
Starting point is 01:01:51 I can't, I mean, I couldn't do a men of I-Hart Country because we already do that. That's just I-Hart Country. It's just every day. That's what I'm saying. Okay, let me see what I can do. Maybe you can find an office. We'll have a competition for the office.
Starting point is 01:02:04 No, there's no, why is there competition? I get it. It would be fun. You weren't going to get an office by you just talking about it. Eddie wasn't going to get an office by him just talking about it. Amy possibly could, but I'm not even for sure. sure on that but why don't we just see what we can do if we can find an office and you get it be great you guys in anybody else wanted one in the game morgan do you want office no i'm okay
Starting point is 01:02:25 i'm good rain in office well i had one i gave it to the local guy mkitty um eddie's boyfriend that was your office that's the old building he's just my friend that's the old building eddie you have to defend yourself you know it's not your boyfriend well y'all definitely date yeah we have lunch dates on wednesday's yeah okay let me work on this Let me work on this. Wake up, you wake up in the morning. And then you turn the radio on and the dials us. Keeps on turn.
Starting point is 01:02:58 Then you're here. Eddie and me lunchbox, more game two. Steve Redavitt's trying to put you through. MacDee's writing this week's next bit. Now, Bobby's on the mic so you know what this is the Bobby Vaughn Stone. Now time for the morning, Corny. The Morning Corny. What do you call a five-foot-tall broker?
Starting point is 01:03:25 What do you call a five-foot-tall broker? A short-seller. That was the morning corny. No? I don't know what it means. What do we know about money? Amy sent me a video on Instagram. And she just sends me weird things.
Starting point is 01:03:43 I think just seeing if I'll do it. And so she sent to me this video of a guy. Let's do it. This guy goes, okay, here's how to make money. You go and you buy a plot of land for $40,000. On Facebook marketplace. Interesting. You only need it less than an acre.
Starting point is 01:03:56 And then you put in a septic tank. Yeah. And then you go buy a mobile home. Yeah. And you put the mobile home on it. Yes. And then you sell it all together and just count your money. You make hundreds of thousands.
Starting point is 01:04:06 Is that easy? Yeah. That easy. That guy's video made it look really easy. But she doesn't put any sort of message with it. She just sends me these videos. Well, it said you would need to do. go get an investor or a loan
Starting point is 01:04:21 for, you know, you can maybe handle the land and then for the, adding the septic and the mobile home, it's going to be like a hundred and something thousand. And then I was like, okay, bank of Bobby. You did not, you just sent it to me. She didn't even say, but now she just sends me
Starting point is 01:04:37 random things, hoping I'll jump in. Over on our YouTube, you can watch Scuba Steve and Raimundo drive to Chicago to compete in a Papa shot basketball tournament. That's the game, like a bar or a and busters with the small basketballs and you shoot them over and over and over again. So they drive up and they compete in this thing and Ray does pretty good.
Starting point is 01:04:57 Scooba went. Drew. Yeah, yeah. I was there. Yeah. Play the voicemail. Just calling in about you guys talking about the pop-a-shot video editing thing. You said that Ray's last shot is on a 10-foot goal.
Starting point is 01:05:09 I grew up playing soccer so yeah, I understand that is a goal. But isn't it just a basketball hoop or is this a shot? We don't call them basketball goals. Anyway, love you, bye. The difference is the hoop is the actual. That's orange, right? Yeah, orange. Is the orange hoop.
Starting point is 01:05:27 The goal is the whole thing. The backboard, the net, the hoop. All that's the goal. Just like in soccer, there's the goal, but there's also the net and the post, but it's also the goal. So the hoop is the orange ring. The goal is the entire system. Same in soccer. Because you could say you hit it off the post.
Starting point is 01:05:47 Yeah, yeah. But that's not the goal. The whole thing is the goal. We're not going to chuck chunk anymore. It's not going to do it. I'm not going to allow it. But both are right. They just are different things.
Starting point is 01:05:58 But go watch the video. It's on the Bobby Bone Show YouTube page. Just go over at Bobby Bone Show. Hit subscribe. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes us from Florida.
Starting point is 01:06:11 A man was seen on surveillance camera jumping through the roof of a convenience store breaking in, stealing some beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets. They had no leads. didn't know who it was. A couple days later, someone shows up at a convenience store trying to cash in some stolen lottery tickets. Which you can't do because...
Starting point is 01:06:30 They are linked. They have the numbers. You scan it and it's a, boop stolen. Yeah. Like when they sell it, they have to beep it out. It's like when I was in a gang,
Starting point is 01:06:40 had to get jumped in, and then when I got out, to get jumped out. Really? Yeah. Same thing with a lottery ticket. Like, when you buy it, they beep it to say it's now a ticket.
Starting point is 01:06:48 Then they have to beep it again when you win. You guys don't know about gang life. So maybe I should have made that analogy. Okay. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Okay, Amy said Lunchbox would die if this happened to him and his kids. What is it?
Starting point is 01:07:02 Well, it's something that I was reminded of that happened with our kids where someone took them shopping in our life. They're not our life anymore. And they came home and I was looking at some of the price tags on some of the clothes that my daughter had. And I thought, oh my gosh, like this sweater is this much money. pants, these shoes. And she said, oh, we were told not to look at prices when we went shopping. Don't look at the price tag. So the person said, going to take a shop and get whatever you want. And don't worry about looking at it. Don't make a decision based on price. Yeah. Don't even look at the price. Okay. And I struggled with what to do in that moment. And ultimately, they got to keep
Starting point is 01:07:42 everything. It was really nice stuff. Oh, yeah. Like, nicer stuff than, like, stuff I could buy if I wanted to, but I don't even know that I would spend that much, even though I could. If I wanted to, I would have a hard time. Then I especially wouldn't spend out on a teenager who's not working hard at something. So I just thought, oh, the lunchbox would die? Or how would he have handled it? Would he have made them go return everything that they got? I mean, we let.
Starting point is 01:08:10 Well, let's see. Let's say I took your kids shopping and I was like, don't look at prices to get what. And they came back with really expensive stuff. I would first text you, say, what the hell are you thinking? Oh, man. And then we would drive back to the store and say, we need to return these items. Sorry. Why would you do that?
Starting point is 01:08:28 Like, they're all free. Bobby's paying for them. You don't have to pay for these. Right. But then you set an expectation. Then these kids see these and be like, well, that's what we deserve and we should get these expensive things. Sorry, no. Go back and we can get the cheap stuff that you're going to wear, you're going to outgrow in a month.
Starting point is 01:08:45 You're going to put holes in them, stains in them. You don't need that crap. Would you not do that? No. What would you do? Uncle Bobby bought those for you. Those are nice. Cool.
Starting point is 01:08:55 Enjoy them. But you wouldn't do it. Bobby, you would never. Never when I do that. Somebody else's kids. You would never say. Like you might, I could see you. You bought nice things for our kids.
Starting point is 01:09:05 It's like one thing and it's a special occasion. Like it's not a random Tuesday that you take them out shopping and you say, don't look at the price tags and you get multiple items that are hundreds of dollars. Why are you fired up about this again? Well, Lunchbox has been talking about his childhood lately and all these things
Starting point is 01:09:26 and how he would do stuff and it made me think of this story that happened a couple of years ago and it... To you? To us, yes. And it made me think, I wonder how Lunchbox would handle it and now I know he would reach out to the person. I never said anything. That's crazy. I didn't say anything. You just, I'd like it was normal?
Starting point is 01:09:44 No. I didn't. I didn't, I talked to, like, we were co-parenting at the time. I talked to my ex-husband. I was like, what do we do? He's like, well, they're not really going to be in our life anymore. So let's just let it go. And like talk to the kids about how we do look at price tags. This isn't normal.
Starting point is 01:10:02 You're going to accept these gifts. Like make sure you take care of these clothes. And then the person is just like, we didn't have to confront them. If they had stayed in our lives, I think I would have had to be like, this can't happen again. Were you mad? I was shocked. What if in your mind they're being generous? Yes.
Starting point is 01:10:21 I thought this person lives in a different way, more of a bubble I don't understand. Like, they don't operate the same as me. So I gave a little grace of like, I guess this is how they are with kids and maybe themselves and money in general. And maybe they truly don't like to pay attention to numbers because they don't. don't have to. Could have just been a generous. I do see it as generous, but to me, it was an interesting way to handle somebody else's
Starting point is 01:10:53 child. But it's a one-time thing, though. This isn't like every month we're going to do this. Well, how do you know? It could have happened more. Really? I remember my dad had a friend, and he came to visit for like a week. And we were at this store at the mall, and he came up to me and said, get whatever you
Starting point is 01:11:10 want. I got it. And I was like, anything? He's like, anything. Core memory, it feels like. Like, pick one thing or just lots of things? I know one thing. Okay, one thing I can get on board with.
Starting point is 01:11:19 But it didn't matter the price. That's the... Right now, if someone does that, you either go to the Apple store or you pick one of those cars in the middle of them all. That's got the sticker on the window. Yeah, yeah. One of those weird electric ones that you don't even... They don't even have a dealership. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:34 So, okay. So lunchbox would have called and then he would have taken his kids and they would have returned everything. That's crazy to be lunchbox. I would think you would take... We can't keep this stuff, but then you secretly sell it on like Facebook. Marketplace and you keep the money. Oh. Oh, I've worn a few of the things.
Starting point is 01:11:47 Like, that'd be like a Swindler's way around. Yeah, yeah. I didn't sell any of it. I've worn one of the sweaters. It's really nice. Sounds like it. All right, we're done. Thank you guys for listening.
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