The Bobby Bones Show - MON PT 1: Bobby's Medical Update And Lunchbox's New Symptom + Bobby On Tragic Events From The Weekend + Listener's Fiancé Wants To Have "Best Woman" In Wedding

Episode Date: December 15, 2025

We got an update on all the guys who have been suffering from medical issues and it includes a new pain in a sensitive region for Lunchbox. Bobby talked about the tragic headlines from over ...the weekend including the shooting at Brown University and the passing of Robert Reiner. In the Anonymous Inbox, Bobby gives his thoughts on a listener who's fiancé wants his female best friend to be his 'best woman' in their wedding. She wants to know if she is justified in the idea of it making her uncomfortable.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Clivert Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits,
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Starting point is 00:00:42 On our latest episode, we got comedian Blake Anderson from Workaholics and The Hilarious This Is Important Podcast. Let's go. We did beat them in improv. You had an improv against the team? Yes, we would pull up their schools would be there with signs for us.
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Starting point is 00:02:24 On a recent episode of the podcast, Money and Wealth with John Hope Bryant, I sit down with Tiffany the, budgetista aliche to talk about what it really takes to take control of your money. What would that look like in our families if everyone was able to pass on wealth to the people when they're no longer here? We break down budgeting, financial discipline, and how to build real wealth, starting with the mindset shifts. Too many of us were never, ever taught. If you've ever felt you didn't get the memo on money, this conversation is for you to hear more.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Listen to Money and Wealth with John Hope Bryant from the Black Effect Network. work on the I'd Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, I hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday show. Morning studio. Morning. A couple sad and also bizarre stories. So there was an awful shooting at Brown University over the weekend. Two students died. Nine others were injured. They can't find the shooter. They arrest. or they had a person of interest. They put his picture all over the internet. Then they let them go.
Starting point is 00:03:41 And they're like, yeah, not him. Yeah, things are going in a different direction now. And I'm like, well, gosh. They're like, I saw there were, I think, 500 cameras, almost 500 cameras in all that area. Wow. Like, this is a surveillance state we live in. And they can't get the guy. And they get the wrong guy.
Starting point is 00:03:59 And was it the wrong guy? Was it actually the right guy? But I don't think it was the right guy if they'd let him go. And that shouldn't be the dominating headline over. nine people were shot. Two students dead, nine others were injured. 75 school shootings so far this year. Isn't that crazy?
Starting point is 00:04:19 And the fact they can't find the guy. They grabbed the wrong guy. And the fact they do this picture, the wrong guy's picture up, if it was the wrong guy's pictures of where I can see him on my head right now. So the last time we checked, which was about 30 minutes ago, they had not found the guy. So if anybody does a quick search and they have found the guy, let me know. It's just bizarre. or they can't find the guy, especially with the world we live in now.
Starting point is 00:04:40 The other story was, and I saw this as I was going to bed last night, just the beginning part of it. They were like, two people are dead at Rob Reiner's house. And they didn't say yet that it was him and his wife, which I fell asleep, so I woke up this morning, and I saw that was the case. The way it was written was weird. It said that he owned the house. Yeah, it was, again, well, then they started going,
Starting point is 00:05:01 well, the ages of the people, though, do match the ages of Rob Reiner and his wife, Michelle. So Rob Reiner directed Stand By Me, Princess Bride When Harry Met Sally, A Few Good Men A Ton So they were stabbed to death in their home yesterday And sources say they were murdered by their 32-year-old son Nick Now, Robin and his son Nick did a movie together
Starting point is 00:05:24 I don't know 10 years or so ago about Nick's addiction problems And I don't know that this has anything to do with that Rob was 78, his wife was 70 according to this I've seen differences on their ages But, yeah, I woke up with all the... That's bizarre. With all the information that it was him and it's possibly their son. Yeah, the daughter, I believe, found them and said to the police allegedly gave her brother as a suspect saying he could be dangerous.
Starting point is 00:05:55 With a knife, right? Yeah, it was a... Yeah. There was also the thing in Australia, which I didn't have my notes here on it, but at Bondi Beach. The beach. Where the guy goes up, there's two guys. believe, and they're shooting on the first day of Hanukkah. And you see the dude go up and tackle the front shooter?
Starting point is 00:06:11 That's crazy. And the craziest part, because he goes up from behind and grabs the shooter from back, pulls him down, takes the gun from him. But the second shooter is behind the first shooter and can see this happening. It was a crazy weekend. A sad weekend. 16 were killed on that Bondi Beach in Australia. man
Starting point is 00:06:37 screw everybody people suck not everybody that's how I feel though when I watch the news like this it's like screw everybody people suck you can have to convince me now
Starting point is 00:06:48 somebody's got to do some really good stuff to convince me people are good again because it's that's a that is that's terrible the fact there have been 75 school shootings this year how about that
Starting point is 00:06:58 tell me that ain't terrible tell me that ain't the worst freaking thing you could possibly hear sad parts I can't remember like more than five that's even worse because we've become desensitized to it. Well, and 75 is a lot to recall.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Yeah. Like it, yeah. There have been not, that's just school shootings, 391 mass shootings. So that's literally just school shootings. More than one per state. That's one and a half per state if my math is correct. 75, 75, 70, 50, and then 25, which is half of that, one and a half per state. That's quick math.
Starting point is 00:07:33 That's real quick math. That's, well, it's pretty simple. No, it's not that amazing. It's simple. I will do something a bit positive here. I saw Morgan walked in and gave everybody treats. Did you make these Morgan? I sure did.
Starting point is 00:07:46 Yours is all dairy-free and it's yummy. You got chocolates in there. I have dairy-free chocolate? Yep, I made them. And brownies and a rice-crispy treat. Wait. Oh, that's legit. She only gave them to you and Amy.
Starting point is 00:07:59 No, there's a big tray for us. There's a huge tray out there that I brought for everybody. But they got individual boxes. And we got like the scraps. Are you angry? Yes. This is two years in a row. It's the holiday season.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Morgan, would you like that? Like, why did we get the leftovers? Well, hold on. It's not leftovers. I spent all weekend baking so you guys could have a plate because you complained last year. And they both deserved him. Amy brings presents for everybody all the time. Bobby has fired up right now.
Starting point is 00:08:25 He has an allergy. I have an allergy. I brought some for Mike also because he's vegan. And that's where the separation is. All the rest of you guys don't have. allergies. She didn't do anything. Amy has no allergies.
Starting point is 00:08:37 She didn't do anything to take away from you. I got regular. Everybody take a breath. She did nothing to take away from you, but you're mad. She just brought it. But she presented to everybody at the same time. She goes, yours are out there. Hey, you guys can go to the buffet.
Starting point is 00:08:51 I'm going to give them their own individual meal. Do you know how much work it is? Do you ever bring anything in for anybody? Yeah. No. No. I brought some cookies to the break room one day. That you bought from Kroger.
Starting point is 00:09:04 You've never baked in your life. And those cookies weren't for something else. Yeah, they were left over for my kid's birthday. Right, right, right, right. Yeah. They were just at the house, so you just brought it. She made these four. But she asked, did I ever bring anything?
Starting point is 00:09:14 So there's facts that I did. So there's a point for me. But I'm just saying two years in a row she knows that, like, wow. Yeah, and I'm still going to keep doing it because I would like to give one to Bobby and Amy. I'd like to give one to everyone. I brought a whole plate. You didn't even go out there and look at it.
Starting point is 00:09:29 No, I saw it. I saw the plate. And I'm like, oh, here are the leftovers that didn't fit in the box. Guess why? You get none. Those are left over. They're the new presentation. Those are nice. I have an allergy.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Mike's a vegan. Amy's awesome. You guys all suck. You don't deserve a box. So you wanted to change the vibe. You know what? I'm for lunchbox. Everybody else gets over.
Starting point is 00:09:50 Yeah. So, you know, like we have all the emotions happening at any given moment. Hello, Bobby Bowens. My fiance recently told me that they want their best friend who happens to be the opposite sex to be their best woman in our wedding or best person if that makes me more comfortable. She's been his friend for years and I truly believe nothing has ever happened between them, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't uncomfortable. They talk all the time, have inside jokes I'm not a part of. And honestly, she knows details about my fiancee that I'm pretty sure I don't even know yet. I don't want to be the insecure partner who says no, but it feels weird having another woman stand
Starting point is 00:10:42 right next to my fiance at the altar, like they're the second most important person in the relationship. So am I wrong to feel this way? Should I push through the discomfort because friendships matter? Or is it fair to ask for some boundaries on a day that's supposed to be about us? Signed trying not to be the jealous one. Man, you can tell she's bothered by it by the way that she says, they have inside jokes I'm not a part of,
Starting point is 00:11:07 and she knows details that I'm pretty sure I don't even know yet. Yeah, so I was just thinking that she'd probably, feel the same way, but just minus the jealousy part because with a best man, there's inside jokes, there's details that, you know, but you're just not bothered by it because it's a guy. Yeah, because I would think even though she believes him, she doesn't all the way believe him. Or you wouldn't be bothered by that, that they haven't ever done anything. I would think there's a morsel of wonder if anything's ever really happened. I also think you're not wrong for feeling anyway.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Like feelings aren't wrong. Like how they come out, I mean, you can make wrong decisions there. But I think if it makes you uncomfortable, you don't have it at your wedding period. Like, why would you have something at your wedding that makes you uncomfortable? Well, this is his best friend. Could this be a deal breaker? Like, if she tells him, like, who's more important? Him and the best friend or him and the bride?
Starting point is 00:12:04 Him and her. But, I mean, I think there has to be a level of understanding, like that, like, that, what's the issue is you don't trust me. Yeah, and you know what? That's not going to go away in three months. The answer is no. She can't be standing there as the best woman. Because regardless, you don't deserve for any reason,
Starting point is 00:12:24 fair or unfair, to be uncomfortable at your own wedding. Regardless, it doesn't matter if you're right or wrong. You don't deserve to pay all this money to have this whole big day and you still feel uncomfortable while you're up there. The root of it, though, is she doesn't trust who she's marrying. Okay. Well, that's the bigger issue. But that's not what she's asking.
Starting point is 00:12:39 She's asking, can I say no to this? And you can say no to this. I guess that would be my encouragement is to like. Well, that's what I was saying. She doesn't trust him. That's why I was saying when she's like, she doesn't know details. Like there's a morsel in her. And maybe she doesn't trust him.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Maybe she doesn't, I don't know. Yeah, it's hard. I had men on my side. Yeah, but your main person wasn't though. It was your sister. Yeah, my main person was my sister. She was my, yeah, matron of honor. And then I had three, what did we call them, bridesmen.
Starting point is 00:13:16 And three makes it easier than one. Yeah. But also it's not your main person. This is like standing right up next to you. That's way different. Yeah, I mean, it's fair to ask, have a conversation with him of like, here's how I'm feeling. And I guess I'm curious, would you have similar thoughts if it was flipped and I had a man standing next to me that I had all these jokes with and he was representing, like,
Starting point is 00:13:43 can you put yourself in my shoes? And hopefully he could and relate to that. In the end, he has to cut her. Not the bride. He has to cut his, he's got to move her down a couple of spots. I think she can still be in it, but she can't be the main best woman. Yeah. If the wife is uncomfortable with that, because that is not a day where you should have anything that makes you uncomfortable. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:08 So you can have all the healthy talks and there's just something that makes her think that he's not telling her the truth. Right, which that makes me think that's the bigger problem. Moving her down doesn't change that. It does for the wedding. Okay. And she may think this is not something to kill the whole relationship over because it may be her that has the issue. It's inside of herself. It's maybe that she doesn't trust him.
Starting point is 00:14:32 She has issues in her past that make her feel that way about other women and guys. So it may not even be about him. Yeah. but she doesn't deserve it. Yeah, I get a new husband. Start over. I wouldn't have this if I were you. You can find the healthy way to get to it,
Starting point is 00:14:47 but I wouldn't have it because you don't deserve that on your wedding day. That's what I would say. It's uncomfortable. He needs to understand. And if he doesn't understand that he is not prioritizing you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:55 That's what I say. It's uncomfortable. But I appreciate your email on that. Some voicemails. Number one. I have a friend of mine who lets their eight-year-old cup. Like if he falls off his bike, He can go, oh, F, that hurt.
Starting point is 00:15:09 But he couldn't say like, F you. I was wondering what the parents on the show thought about that. Eight years old can say curse words. Thoughts? Let me know. Yeah. I get the difference between, oh, that hurt and you. So that's, those are some good parameters. However, I probably am not going to encourage that, at least in my house,
Starting point is 00:15:33 just because at school, that's not going to be allowed at other people's home. that's likely going to be inappropriate or rude. And I just don't want them to do that, especially at that age. Like, they can save it for when they're older. Do you ever see the videos where a parent will put their phone on a record and they won't tell the kid and they'll go, hey, I'm going to walk out. You can say all the curse words you want. And it's like a four or six year old.
Starting point is 00:15:55 And like, it's the one time you can do it. They don't know they're being recorded. And as soon as the parent walks out, they shut the door, the kid's like, they know all the words. They're so funny. Yeah. Those are really funny. They're very funny.
Starting point is 00:16:05 Eddie, you guys? No, no, dude. No, absolutely not. Like, and that's, you know, like we curse, but like not around them. Although I did, I'd never cursed in front of my 17-year-old, and I took him to the Opry. Ever? Ever. Ever.
Starting point is 00:16:22 No, no, no. And I took him to the Opry with me, and I was talking to some record guy that's, dude, one slipped out in the middle of it. And I saw his face go, oh. Dad just said a curse word. The idea of his dad crumbled. But you know what, though? He's never brought that up, like, at all. And that was what a month ago?
Starting point is 00:16:37 You've never said a curse word of funny. Never. What about the other kids? No, no, definitely not. Got it. No. All right, next one, Ray. Hey, I'm catching up on the podcast on a long road trip.
Starting point is 00:16:47 And I have an idea for 12 days of Christmas for lunchbox. His has to be five losing lotto tickets. And he'll just be so frustrated every time he has to say it. But I think it'll be hilarious. Love you guys. Bye. We will take that into consideration. I considered it.
Starting point is 00:17:04 I love it. We're in. That's funny. That'll be Lunchbox's line when we perform the 12 days of Christmas. Practice it. Five losing lottery tickets. Nailed it. I'd say lotto.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Lotto ticket? Yeah. Five losing lotto. I don't know. They both work. Neither work so you can pick whichever one. So I'm wrong on that. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:17:22 What did I say lottery? So let's try it. Five losing lotto tickets. That also feels clunky. Pick whichever one you like best. I like water. Yeah. I don't talk to myself.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Talk to yourself. Let me know what you come up with. Circle back. Yes. Circle back with yourself and then circle back with me. All right, next up. I listen to your show every single day on my way to and from school with my mom. I love the show.
Starting point is 00:17:44 And I just wanted to ask if you could give a shout out to my mom, Darren Fitzgerald. She loves the podcast, listens to it almost every single day without fail. And I love my mom, so I think she deserves one. Thanks. Yeah, Darren Fitzgerald, shout out to you. Also, never met a woman named Darren. No, I like it. Me neither.
Starting point is 00:18:04 have met many a man named Darren. Never met a woman named Darren. I only know two male darrens. Although the Darren kind of sounds like it could be a... I like it as a woman's name. Yeah. Just have never met a woman named Darren. Have never met a woman named Steve.
Starting point is 00:18:19 That's a very male name. I would not think to a woman named Steve. But I wouldn't have thought there was a woman named Darren. Stevie. Stevie's different though. Yeah. Yeah, if I met a girl named Darren, I'm out. No, but listen to it though.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Karen. Darren. Like sounds like a girl, isn't it? Marin. That's different. If I'm at a bar, she's like, hey, my name's Darren. I'm like, whoa. But she's like, my name's Darren.
Starting point is 00:18:42 That's what I... Or she's like, hey, my name's Darren. I don't mind Darren. I think Darren's a cool name. I just have never heard it as a woman's name. Do a man's voice, like as the best you possibly can. And I want you to say, I don't know, we'll say Steve. Hey, my name's Steve.
Starting point is 00:18:59 And I'm here to apply for a job today. Do the best man voice you can do. Go. Hey, my name's. Steve. Why are you talking like that? It's not like Bain and Batman. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:07 How, do you want me to go low or just sound like a man? Like non-smoker, just low. Yeah, yeah. Just like low. You don't have to like, yeah. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay, okay, okay. Like Steve.
Starting point is 00:19:16 What's my name again? Steve. Hi, my name's Steve. Ugh. I'm out. I kind of have to be a smoker if you want me to be a man. Keep going, though, and I'm here to apply for a job today. Hi, my name's Steve, and I'm here to apply for a job today.
Starting point is 00:19:31 Today. Today. Uh-huh. Today. Okay. Now I'm scared. Well, now she sounds like she's asking for money. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Okay. I'm my name's Steve. I'm here flying for a job. Are you from Australia, Steve? I'm my name, Steve. Oh, that felt country to me. Hi, my name's Steve. Now I sound like lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:19:48 I'm here to apply for a job. Can you do a woman's voice? Me? Yeah. Okay, I'm close. What's my name? Darren. No, no.
Starting point is 00:19:57 Mindy. Mindy? Yeah. Hi, my name's Mindy. Nice to meet you. I'm here to apply for a job. Interesting. Sexy?
Starting point is 00:20:05 No. Can you do it? A woman? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, this is Mindy. I'm here to get a job. What do you got?
Starting point is 00:20:11 I don't think I can do it. Come on, you can do it. Hey, my name is Mindy. I'm here to apply for a job. Ooh, that might be the best one. Hey. Did you hear me? Yeah, yours is not good.
Starting point is 00:20:20 You sound like a dude trying to be a girl. I don't know. Let's do one more voicemail. Go ahead. All right. I have two questions. Morning studio. Amy, what does your boyfriend think about you and your maybe love?
Starting point is 00:20:32 maybe love interest with Lunchbox and Lunchbox if you were so famous why does no one know what your real name is? Amy? He hasn't said anything
Starting point is 00:20:45 so he can't speak for him I guess he's not aware of that I don't think you would care though I'm like he's threatened because there is no what do you all call you romance? He's not threatened like he's not enough of a threat There's no sexual tension
Starting point is 00:21:00 over here guys like you guys are just Nobody said anything about him. Amy. There's no threat about him at all. Why did he bring sexual tension? Because he said, like, you have hidden love for me. Like, I don't know where they get that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Yeah, definitely not a threat. If you took a picture of lunchbox to your boyfriend and said, like, I'm in love with him. What do you think he would say? He'd be like, okay. Well, I don't know. We could ask him. I think it would be fine. What was the next question?
Starting point is 00:21:25 She starts laughing. Hey, go for it. Lunchbox, yours is. nobody knows your last name, you're not that famous? I am super famous. I don't know what he's talking about. People know my name. Like, just because he's a loser and doesn't know it. I don't care. All right, there you go. Hey, thank you for the voicemails. Leave us a message anytime. 800. Wait, what is it? 877. 77.
Starting point is 00:21:46 77 Bobby. Yeah, we did St. Jude last week, so that number's burnt into my head. 877, 77 Bobby. A win is a win. A win. A win is a win. I don't care which I'll say it. Yep, that's me. Clever Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the same. skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show.
Starting point is 00:22:16 This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even, music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. You can have opinions. You can have like a strong stance. and then there's your body having its own program. I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist and hosts of the podcast, a slight change of plans,
Starting point is 00:23:13 a show about who we are and who we become when life makes other plans. We share stories and scientific insights to help us all better navigate these periods of turbulence and transformation. There is one finding that is consistent, and that is that our resilience rests on our relationship. I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change. We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that none of us likes. Listen to a slight change of plans on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. When you listen to podcasts about AI and tech and the future of humanity, the hosts always act like they know what they're talking about and they are experts at everything. Here, the Nick Dick and Poll Show, we're not afraid to make mistakes.
Starting point is 00:24:05 What Coogler did that I think was so unique He's the writer-director Who do you think he is? I don't know You meet the president? You think Canada has a president You think China has a president La Crosette
Starting point is 00:24:20 God I love that thing I use it all the time I wrap it in a blanket And sing to it at night It's like the old Polish saying Not my monkeys, not my circus It was a good one I like that thing
Starting point is 00:24:34 It is an actual Polish saying It is an actual poll thing. Better version of Play Stupid Games, win stupid prizes. Yes. Which, by the way, wasn't Taylor Swift, who said that for the first time. I actually thought it was.
Starting point is 00:24:45 I got that wrong. Listen to the Nick, Dick, and Paul show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Bob Pittman, chairman and CEO of IHeart Media, and I'm kicking off a brand new season of my podcast, Math and Magic,
Starting point is 00:25:00 stories from the frontiers of marketing. Math and Magic takes you behind the scenes of the biggest businesses and industries while sharing insights from the smartest minds in marketing. I'm talking to leaders from the entertainment industry to finance and everywhere in between. This seasonal math and magic, I'm talking to CEO of Liquid Death Mike Cesario, financier and public health advocate Mike Milken, take-to-interactive CEO Strauss-Zelny.
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Starting point is 00:25:43 human promise behind it really makes it rise to the top. Listen to math and magic. Stories from the Frontiers of Marketing on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. If you're watching the latest season of the Real House Wives of Atlanta, you already know
Starting point is 00:25:59 there's a lot to break down. Gorsha accusing Kelly of sleeping with a merry man. They hold and Kay Michelle. back from fighting Drew. Pinky has financial issues. I like the boozy style of Housewives show. I think it looks like it's going to be interesting. On the podcast, Reality with the King, I, Carlos King,
Starting point is 00:26:17 recap the biggest moments from your favorite reality shows, including the Real Housewives franchise, the drama, the alliances, and the team everybody's talking about. As an executive producer in reality television, I'm not just watching it. I understand the game. As somebody who creates shows, I'll even say this.
Starting point is 00:26:36 At the end of the day, when people are at home, they want entertainment. To hear this and more, listen to Reality with the King on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. In Virginia, three first graders are being celebrated as real-life heroes because they help save their teacher's life. During a moment in the classroom, they got a little dicey. Now their teacher, Madison Swift, was working with a student.
Starting point is 00:27:08 She was eating at the same time, and she started choking because she couldn't breathe. That's when her students. Derek, Bryson, and Colton jumped in. Derek hit the classroom emergency call button and told the office what was happening. Bryson sprinted into the hallway to grab another teacher, and Colton stayed by the teacher's side giving her back blows to try to dislodge the food. They're quick thinking brought hell fast, and the teacher says it saved their life. and so she let them choose all three individually a prize from her classroom treasure box.
Starting point is 00:27:38 It's like chocolate. They all get an A. Like a slinky. Yeah, they get to go and get a box of nerds. One of those small boxes of nerds that you get it, trick or treat. WTVR with that story. When I read about the button that you push, is that the same thing as the call button that we had? It wasn't always an emergency button, but you'd go up and push it and you could talk to the office.
Starting point is 00:27:57 I don't remember having that. I don't remember that button. They didn't have that in Texas. Yep. Maybe our school had so many criminals. We had to have that. Yeah. And they wouldn't do the announcements on a speaker?
Starting point is 00:28:08 Yeah. Yeah, but the speaker was like in the office. The office had a speaker where they could hit the button and talk to all the classes. Yeah, but there was a speaker in every room, right? On the ceiling. But I don't recall ever being able to. No. Like I'm sending this person for insubordination and they would call and tell them.
Starting point is 00:28:22 No. That's often what it was. You'd call the office and tell them a kid got kicked out of class. So they would know in the next 45 seconds that kid would need to be in the office. So if he didn't show up, they have you. look for them. Yeah. Yeah, no, not at our school, I guess. We took a lot of gang members from other schools. Oh, really? Yeah, we were the school that you went to if you got kicked out of another school. Oh. That's why I'm so hard. Yeah, that's, obviously. Yeah, that's the reason.
Starting point is 00:28:44 That's why. A big shout out to these students for doing that. That's awesome. Glad she's okay. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Time for the medical minute. Listeners are asking what's happened with Scoo of Steve's tumor, what's happened with lunchboxes's stomach. So everybody's been to the doctor. With me, it's been surgery with my ankle. I've been going to foot rehab. They try to make me go to rehab.
Starting point is 00:29:10 And I say, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you want to get better. But I'm back. I got, I was wearing a boot. After I was on a scooter, now I'm just in a brace. And so by January, I'm going to have 100% ankle. Let's go. I'm going to be dunking again. Like, is that what they're telling you? You're going to be back to a hundo?
Starting point is 00:29:25 I say, can I dunk when I'm done? And they said, could you dunk before? I said, no. Then they said, no. You can. But that's what's up. Lunchbox. So start from your story at the beginning. Yeah, I had a sharp left pain to the left of my belly button probably seven months ago, middle of June. And I started going to doctors.
Starting point is 00:29:46 When I'd run, I could feel it. And after soccer games, when I'd get done playing, I couldn't move for, I mean, it was like all of a sudden I was incapable of walking. And so I started going to the doctors. And one doctor tells me, oh, it's your pelvic floor. Another doctor tells me, just Google some exercises and it'll be fine. I'm like, no, that's not it. So then I went for a CT scan.
Starting point is 00:30:09 They found nothing. So then doctor's like, yeah, I don't know what's say you. I'll send you to physical therapy. Sends me to physical therapy. And that made it 100 times worse. Belly rehab, as I'd call it. Yeah, belly rehab. And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:23 And I was like, man, that's not working. So I was like, I got to stop. It got worse? It got worse. Whoa. And I told the guy doing the physical therapy, is like, well, that's not how it should be. You should feel better after you come in here.
Starting point is 00:30:34 I'm like, no, the next day I can barely walk. That wasn't soreness. You were incapable of walking, as you would say. Incapable walking. No, no, it wasn't soreness. It was like, oh my gosh, uncomfortable discomfort. Well, Amy made the uncomfortable discomfort, yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Amy made the point that you don't ever lift weights, though, so it could have been soreness that you just don't know about. You're not used to that. No, no, I know what soreness is, guys. Like, I run and things like that. And I know what you feel like when you're sore, this was like, oh my gosh, this is not a good pain. How have you been to so many doctors, a physical therapist, and they still don't know what it is?
Starting point is 00:31:04 I don't know. So then I go to the gastropology eye. Close? And they tell me, oh, yeah, I don't think it's your colon. But we'll give you a colonoscopy for fun. Yeah, you should have done that. And I was like, man, I don't know about that. So then I go to a sports medicine doctor and they say, hey, we don't know, but we're going to send you for an MRI.
Starting point is 00:31:23 And I go get to MRI. Oh, there's nothing wrong with you. But we're here if you need us. and so now I'm just stuck. Any chance to the phantom pain? No, no, no. Because sometimes if someone has like their leg cut off, they still feel pain in what's not there.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Yep. If it's amputated? No, it is not a phantom pain. So I have not played soccer. I have not gone running in probably two months. And I have run in the backyard with the kids. And here's the problem. Like I got to try,
Starting point is 00:31:54 I get done running now. Like if I just, I mean, I'm just talking like from the fence. the fence we race. I get a little discomfort my left testicle. A little what? Discomfort, my left testicle. Like it hurt.
Starting point is 00:32:05 And that's the same side. Yeah, same side. The left one, so it's moving. So you have uncomfort, discomfort, in your testicle and your stomach. Yeah, like it's like a, like the pain kind of radiates down into my left testicle. And it's just like, oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:32:19 And I just, I don't know what to do. It's interesting. Like I literally have no idea. And I'm like, maybe I'm making it up. But then when I'm sitting there on the couch, I'm like, no, I'm uncomfortable. Like my left testicle is, uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:32:30 Does ibuprofen help at all? Does it make it go away? I mean, I guess I don't know. Maybe it's, see, I take ibuprofen or advil, whatever it's called, and it's been an hour, so maybe it's just because I haven't been doing anything or maybe it's the Advil.
Starting point is 00:32:44 I don't know. You might have enlarged veins from faulty valves. So I get people online saying, oh, you probably have a pinched nerve. Well, how do I know? I went to all these doctors. Have you been to a testicle doctor? You have not. You haven't mentioned that one.
Starting point is 00:32:59 Well, isn't that what a hernia person is? A hernia doctor is... I don't know if there's... Did they examine your testicles with the hernia doctor? No. Let me see him. What? Go to Bobby.
Starting point is 00:33:12 Go to Bobby. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. But that's what I'm saying. Is one bigger than the other? Oh, a urologist. Is that who he needs to go to? Because I googled what's a testicle doctor. Oh, is that it?
Starting point is 00:33:23 I don't know. Is there a specific left urologist? For the left one. Like that specializes it only the left testicle. I know that sounds crazy guys. I even think I'm crazy when I'm at my house and I'm like, man, that left testicle feels uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:33:37 Like, it's weird. Like, I don't, the pain kind of radiates down to the left. Yeah, you keep grabbing yourself. I'd rather you not do that anymore. Well, I'm just telling you where it hurts. Yeah. So I still don't know. Okay, so theory.
Starting point is 00:33:51 So go for it. What if the actual problem is in your, testicle and that's what's making your stomach occur and you haven't got your testicle checked. So they look at your stomach and your stomach is only hurting because of what's going wrong in your testicle. Also, can we set the record for the most times we've said the word testicle in a segment? And I laugh every time. Okay. Well, I didn't know that there was a specific doctor, a urologist. I'll look them up. I mean, I will do anything. Guy, I'm telling you, this is miserable. So is the stomach pain gone? I haven't done anything so it's not as
Starting point is 00:34:23 uncomfortable. You can try that, right? Testicle problems, free. frequently cause lower abdominal pain. Oh, gosh. As the nerves and structures are closely linked, with pain often radiating from the groin to the stomach, serious issues like testicular torsion. Oh, that's not good. That's like, they're twisted up.
Starting point is 00:34:40 So. That sounds like. Maybe it's kidney stones, too. Yeah, that's what I was saying. I'm telling you, it's not kidney stones. It could be a kidney stone. No, no. I drink so much water, it would be impossible for me to get a kidney stone.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Impossible. It's not impossible. Impossible. It's not impossible. Impossible. I don't think, I bet you hydrated people have. You get kidney stones from lack of water. No, I have kidney stones.
Starting point is 00:35:07 They're in me. They're not passing. I got a whole rock quarry of me then, boys. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't drink enough water. When I had my body scanned, they found kidney stones, but mine just haven't passed yet. And they said definitely try to drink a lot of water. I still don't drink that much water and they're still just chilling in there and they haven't passed yet.
Starting point is 00:35:24 Why move them? I hope I hope that you Well I would suggest that you go to a urologist Okay that's my next step I guess I mean testicular tors Torzion it's twisting of the text testicle A medical emergency I said did they get tangled up that's crazy
Starting point is 00:35:42 Are they tangled up would you like me to take a look No no no no no no no It's seeing a doctor promptly Yeah look guys so Bobby Doctor I am a doctor now I have a different thing but I'm more of a doctor than anybody else. I'm a literal doctor. And it can be in two seconds right now.
Starting point is 00:35:57 No, I'm not going to do it. It's Ph.D. Not an MD. But yeah, I'm okay. I'll pass on your looking at them, but I will have to find, then I guess a urologist. I just... I don't think you should rule out kidney stone. Why?
Starting point is 00:36:09 You drink so much water, it would be impossible. Impossible. Yeah. I bet there's cases where it's still happen. Very rare. How do you know this? He doesn't. So this has been lunchboxes medical members.
Starting point is 00:36:22 It's been rough. We're rooting for you. Yeah, dude. Good luck. The dark turn would be if he comes in one day and it's like... They got to get rid of them one testicle. Your kidney stone is passing to your reader. Boys, I'm losing a testicle.
Starting point is 00:36:38 The ureter got me. Dude, I don't know if I'd admit that on air. A kidney stone? No, if I had to get rid of a testicle. Why? It's just one. Yeah, one pelote. All right, scuba Steve.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Let's check in with Scoob and Steve real quick. Yeah, yeah. So you have had an issue in your body. Yes, also with my stomach. But I have results with mine. So it started back mid-November. I had food poisoning, violently vomiting. I had some abdominal pain.
Starting point is 00:37:05 And I went to get it checked out. And one place said that it was a tumor and it freaked me out. I'm like, oh, my God, I have cancer and I'm going to die. I'm done. But I thought it was a hernia because another doctor told me, no, you have a hernia. So that's why I got the test in the first place. So then I was like, well, I need to get a different test to make. sure that it isn't a tumor. And so I went to go see a specialist at Vandy who does only hernias.
Starting point is 00:37:30 She was poking in my belly and maybe do some stuff. And then she read the results and she goes, where'd you go again? I was like, you don't need to say the name of the place. So we'll bleep that out. Okay. She goes, they're inexperienced. And she basically talked down to them. And she goes, I do this for a living. It's just a hernia. So she gave me some sort of belt to wear. she said I can do surgery if I want, but I can live with this for the rest of my life. Is it weird on your body? Yeah, because it's a bump. And I for a while was nervous that if I picked up my kids who did anything, it's just going to start
Starting point is 00:38:00 spilling out. Like, all my intestines are going to fly out of my muscles. And she goes, no, I won't do that. You're fine. You can go work out and do whatever you did before. So scuba was going to do a bet. He's going to have to run a 40 in like 5-4 or something. Yeah, I got cleared for it, so I'm good.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Now he's cleared. We can run it when we come back for the new year. I don't make him do it in the cold. You know, he's so tight. But any, what do you think a lunchbox should do about his? I think, well, we're talking about him not drinking. He drinks a lot of water, but we've been to Vegas a lot. And I've never seen him drink water when we're there for days on end.
Starting point is 00:38:27 So you could have easily got a kidney stone one of those trips. In two days, you don't get a kidney stone, guys. That's months and months of preparation. I'm not drinking water. You drink a lot of alcohol in those two days. You're right. To be fair, it is the soda in the vodka, though. Exactly, yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:41 And no water whatsoever. But it also could be his balls or whatever we want to call them. Well, testicles. Testicles. Sorry, yes. Okay. that's been the medical minute. Scoba, glad on yours.
Starting point is 00:38:49 I'm bouncing back. Lunchbox to be continued. Yeah, purgatory. You're in a bit of that right now. It sucks. Yes. This woman takes a tape measure on dates to see how tall guys really are.
Starting point is 00:39:01 Oh, wow. Because she says they lie. I actually have a measuring tape measure. Like, wouldn't it be funny if, like, I pull up to the coffee shop. And I, like, tape measure, just to make sure he's actually 6'1. But I don't think he would say,
Starting point is 00:39:16 anything about the height comment? So the whole thing is, guys lie all the time on social media about how tall they are or on dating apps, about how tall they are. So what if you are on a date, guys, and a girl brings a tape measure to measure your height? Go ahead, measure it. Six foot.
Starting point is 00:39:35 That's what I said, I am. I am six foot. You're six foot? Yeah. Eddie six foot. Okay. Yeah. So lunchbox, I'm out. Like, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:39:43 Like, who are you? Like, you don't lie about any, like, Am I going to start measuring your cup size? Like, you know what I mean? Do you put that in... That fluctuates. Yeah, but do you put that in the bio of your dating app? No.
Starting point is 00:39:55 But if you put a picture up there and it's like, whoa, look at these. Because she's wearing a really padded brawl and she shows up on the... Okay. And you're like, hmm, those are as big in the picture. Let me call out my tape measure. Or he's like, do you have Spanx on? Yeah, like, I'm out of here. Like, bye, or she says, you know, 5 foot 135.
Starting point is 00:40:12 You know what I mean? And you show them, you're like, let's get that scale out. Now scale would be different. Oh, man. Oh, no. Well, why? It's okay to measure height, but not as weight. The difference would be in dating profiles, they list how tall they are.
Starting point is 00:40:24 Yes. Is that a thing? Yes. Yes. You don't have to, but yes, most every guy does. It's helpful. Yeah. Because in most situations, the girl would like for her partner to be taller than her, even if it's just by an inch.
Starting point is 00:40:39 Well, then if that is the logic, and I understand why that would be helpful, then for guys, should the women, their weight. No. You can see in a picture. You can see in a picture how tall somebody is. No. You can manipulate that. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Is there anything women put on their profiles like that? Height. Yeah. Do they put high? A height doesn't matter though to women. High. Like it matters to women what the guy is, but guys don't care about the height of a woman. Correct.
Starting point is 00:41:03 Some guys won't date girls if they're like over five, seven. Only if they're like five, five. Yeah. So it does, it matters for some, but not quite as much for. Sounds high maintenance. This chick sounds high maintenance and annoying. Like she'd be, I pull it. Not funny at all.
Starting point is 00:41:18 That's how funny. But what if she's hot? Isn't that always, because we had a girl on last week. It was like, my husband doesn't do this and you were on fire about it. And then you saw her video and then you're like, never mind, she's hot. Can you show me your video? Let me find her. Her name is B-Y-A-L-A-L-A-D-A-W-N.
Starting point is 00:41:35 Like, by Alicia Dawn. A-L-I-C-I-A-D-A-W-N. My guess is he's going to think she's pretty hot. Okay, so Lunchbox, we're going to pull up a video of her. Up on this screen in front of you here, you'll see by Alicia Don and tell me if you think she is hot enough for you to break your rules here. Like lunchbox is like, oh, I'd be out, but I bet he would see her to be like, measure me. That sounds weird. That does sound weird.
Starting point is 00:42:01 She's into some weird stuff. That sounds weird anyway. Do you see her on your computer? Yeah, she ain't worth it. You don't think so? No. There she is right there. That is not her.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Yeah, that is her. That's a different girl than I'm seeing. You're looking at a different girl. I went to the wrong page. Yeah, I would trust the one Mike has on the screen. This is her. Okay. Let me see something else you got.
Starting point is 00:42:22 Okay, we'll click into her profile here. Yeah. Stop talking like that. Okay, she's so pretty. You know what? Measure me. No, no. Measure me, girl.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Like, come on. You girl from Oklahoma. So dumb. No, no. She can measure. Measure me, just girly things. But measure, like, whatever you're caught in the lie, though. Whatever, man.
Starting point is 00:42:41 So she's hot enough that... She can measure. Okay. It's all about how hot she is. Yeah, I mean, look at her. I mean, she's got some... I like the shirt she wears. And she wears the same shirt like almost in every picture or video. Well, a lot of the, I think she shoots a lot of the videos at the same time. Okay.
Starting point is 00:42:59 She's way less annoying now. Leave me out of it. Wait, Eddie, would you let her measure? Leave me out of this. Would you let her measure? No. Heck yeah. You want to measure the inseam, too?
Starting point is 00:43:10 Hey, Amy, it just shows you. I know. That guys? Yep, everything's annoying. However, if it's met by how pretty someone is, you'll take more crap depending on how pretty she is. So, all right, well, there we have it. Yeah, as long as she's over 18, she can measure.
Starting point is 00:43:26 Oh. That sounded really weird, dude. I just shouldn't say that. I feel like Curtis Hansen's like one step away from busting in here. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me.
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Starting point is 00:48:24 on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. All right, let's go over and talk to Holly who lives in New York. Hey, Holly, what's going on? I just want to come and talk to lunch, but no, not talk to him.
Starting point is 00:48:38 I don't want to talk to him. Just to talk about what he thinks of teachers, he hasn't got a clue. Do you guys remember during COVID when parents were in complete panic because they actually had to teach their own kids? That's all forgotten now. As far as summers off, most teachers work during the summer at a different job because our pay was so low. So, and if you were going to hand out worksheet and show a movie every day, lunchbox, you would be fired in the first couple of days. You don't have a clue.
Starting point is 00:49:15 Kids don't respect teachers. Parents don't respect teachers. I worked for 35 years and I can't tell you the number of times that I got hit or spit on and the names that I was called. And parents just think we were glorified babysitting service. I'm sorry. I just had to vent. Yeah, I'm glad you did.
Starting point is 00:49:34 Please stay on for a second. So lunchbox has come on many times, especially recently. and it's like, man, being a teacher would be the best job and so easy because you get this month off, that month off, summer's off. You get, like what are the things? Oh, they get spring break, Christmas break, a month off at Christmas. They get all these fall break. They have a lot of vacation days. And I mean, I know you say parents were freaking out during COVID.
Starting point is 00:49:59 Yeah, because they had a job. Plus, they were trying to teach their kids. So doing two jobs was a little more difficult. So, yeah, I understand that. So, and you say you don't do worksheets? I mean, that's all we did in school. Like, you finish one worksheet, do another worksheet. And I'm sorry that you got spit on.
Starting point is 00:50:18 I don't know what kind of school you're working at, but, man, maybe that was on you. Maybe you should have changed schools. Oh, it's her fault. You said that's on you, so you think it's her fault. If you're getting spit on a bunch of times, don't you think you should maybe look at a different school? Holly, your rebuttal. Oh, my God. Now, lunchbox, if you would take the time to look up and see the statistics on how many teachers are injured while working, you would be amazed.
Starting point is 00:50:49 Also, you know, teachers are required to have a master's degree. Something you didn't quite get true. Not true. What's not true? Teachers don't have to have a master's degree. That's absolutely false. That's absolutely false. No, this is how much you don't know about.
Starting point is 00:51:06 what is required of teachers. You don't have a clue. I promise my brother-in-law is a teacher. He does not have a master's degree. He has a bachelor's degree. He doesn't have a master's degree. In many states, it's required. So there's another thing that teachers have to do
Starting point is 00:51:23 is often work on their master's getting their master's degree while they're still teaching and during summers. I don't know of anybody that gets a month off during December. nobody. So you just keep making stuff up. And I just needed to call. A lot of states. So you mean Connecticut, Maryland, New York. That's a lot. Well, she's from New York. That's 47 states that don't require it. So in school, I don't know if you were what kind of teacher you were, but a lot means more than three.
Starting point is 00:51:54 Oh, dang, you hit her with that line or no. Yeah. But, okay, to be fair, she is from New York. So that was her story and her version. Okay. So Holly, lunchbox is not going to change. Lunchbox does she change your mind at all. You still think teaching's easy? Teaching is a pretty easy job. Laid back. I mean, they go to happy hour. I mean, they're done by three o'clock. Now you're assigning their after school activities. Yeah, that's made up. No, I've got friends that are teachers and they're the ones that go to
Starting point is 00:52:21 happy hour the most. Yeah, those are your friends. That tracks. Yeah. So, I don't think we got anywhere. And I'm glad she called in and talked to me. She said she, I'd be like she didn't want to talk to me, but she really wanted to have a conversation. By the way, I don't agree with lunchbox on this. but I will provide the forum for somebody who is a teacher to talk with and against him. But I do not agree with lunchbox. I do not think it is a, I think it's a very thankless job. It's a very important and thankless job where good teachers have to work a lot.
Starting point is 00:52:51 They don't get paid enough. And it's also why there aren't a lot of great teachers because they don't get paid enough. And like the people that would go and teach if there was a bit more money in it and would be great teachers, they don't even hop into that profession. So you got great teachers not making enough and then going, I don't know if if I want to do this or checking out, like he says. Yeah, they check out for sure. I had a lot of teachers checked out.
Starting point is 00:53:12 Promise you that. Systematic failure is what I say. Holly, anything else you want to add? If I had to do it all over again, I was asked this once, you know, to go back to when you're like 19, 18, I would never, ever have become a teacher. And I just want to say, Bobby, I absolutely let you make my mornings. I lost my husband a few years ago. and you have just been you and everybody else there, including lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:53:38 And I just want to say good morning studio. Morning. All right, Holly. Hope you have a great holiday. Thank you for calling. Thank you. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie.
Starting point is 00:53:55 Stacey Batista, he is a Marine Corps veteran, but he's also a truck driver. He's been driving for 34 years, and he was just nominated by. his best friend for the Road Warrior contest, which is just a contest for good drivers. But the good thing about Stacy is he has driven 5 million miles accident-free. Not one accident. So he gets nominated. He wins the award and the prize is a brand new custom red Kenworth semi-truck. It's a whole truck.
Starting point is 00:54:26 A whole truck and a $50,000 check. Oh, wow. I thought it was going to be like a gift card to pilot or something. No, dude. They gave him a whole truck. A whole truck. Wow. Yeah, but those trucks are like quarter million dollars.
Starting point is 00:54:37 But it's pretty crazy, though. He's been driving for 34 years and not one accident. It's like, or that we know of. Not reported. Yeah, that's it. That's crazy. Wow, that's a good story. Congratulations to him.
Starting point is 00:54:48 That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Steve Redhaven's trying to put you through. Mike is riding this week's next bit. Now Bobby's on the mic so you know what this is. This is the Bobby Vaughn's story. All right, time for the morning corny. The morning corny.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Why couldn't the elf pay his rent? Why couldn't the elf pay his rent? He came up a little short. Okay, there you go. That was the elf. Morning Gordon Bobby Bone's show Boney up the day
Starting point is 00:55:44 This story comes us from New Hampshire Kinky Kelly is a girl on TikTok And she liked to go to supermarkets And use the bathroom on food And leave it on the shelf And she got busted Because she'd put it on TikTok She's headed to prison for six months
Starting point is 00:56:01 Whoa Like what kind of food? Like produce? Doesn't matter, dude But her name's Kinky Kelly That's true You know she's up to no good with that name. I don't understand.
Starting point is 00:56:14 That's also something that if you do, it needs to be like a personal kink. Because as soon as you put it on anything public, you're going to go to jail. Like you can't mess with people's food. Yeah. Yeah, it's like why not get produce and then do it at home? Or don't do it.
Starting point is 00:56:31 Yeah, yeah. First of all, I want to say don't do it at all. But I would like to say that if it's your thing, you can't record it. You can't put it out there. Yeah. Because that entertainer doesn't live long. So, rest of peace, Kinky Kelly. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day.
Starting point is 00:56:49 I had a dog named Dusty that I had for 12, 13 years. And I was talking with Dr. Josie, who's my vet. She has a podcast called In the Vets Office. We were talking about like how hard it is when you have to put your animal down. And she's a vet who has to do this a lot. So I want to play you this because there's a lot of good that can come from it. When I moved to Austin, Texas, and I was living there, I didn't, I moved there. I didn't know anybody. You ever moved anywhere by yourself without knowing anybody? Nashville. So I moved to Austin and
Starting point is 00:57:19 knew nobody, moved down there by myself. There was a new story about a puppy mill being rated and all these dogs were at the puppy mill. I was one got one of them. There was no, they just gave me a dog. There was no paper. I just drove up and they were like, you can have one. It was crazy looking back. I did. So I took probably too young to take, but there was no other option. because it was a puppy mill. He was going up the shelter or the rescue or whatever. So I had Dusty for. Dusty.
Starting point is 00:57:43 That was his name. For like 13 or 14 years. It wrecked me. No, there's no other loss like it. It wrecked me. Yeah. I, when we were touring, because I was doing a lot of touring with raging idiots, my comedy band, and I was just starting to do some stand-up.
Starting point is 00:58:00 And so I then had to have a bus because mostly it was pretty equal. We just all had bunks and we could foot more people in. But I was like, I have to have a big bunk, big room. the back because I got to take my dog because he's dying. And so we drove around. I dedicated my last book to him, not the dog book, but my fail until you don't. And on the front page, it says too dusty, the best dog da-da-da. You'll never know this. Mostly because dogs can't read. But I had to go after, oh, it was my complete adult growth dog. Oh, yeah. Like as I grew as an adult, that's my association with him. He was with me the whole time. That's best buddy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:33 And I had to go and do that and put him down. That's awful. awful. I would venture to say most people that are listening to this that have animals can think of that one dog or cat that they had in their 20s or 30s, like when they were really going from childhood into being an adult. And those animals, like, they help shape who you are. I know it sounds crazy if you don't have a... My for sure adult dog. Like growing as an adult was with me the whole time. Yes. Through heartbreak and breakups and... Before we went in when I put him down, we listened to Jack White, I believe that we... We are going to be friends.
Starting point is 00:59:10 I still remember it so vividly. It sucked. But this is why I took from that. It's awful. It's awful. But what I took from that and what I would tell other friends who had to put their animals down was I'm so grateful that I was so sad because had I not been so sad, none of that would have mattered for 12 or 13 years. I had a great 12, 13 years with that dog. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:59:31 And had I not, I would not have been as sad. Exactly. It was a bowling ball to the gut. I was a wreck for months. It makes me sad thinking about it now, but I am so happy I get to be that sad because that animal brought me such... Fulfilled your life.
Starting point is 00:59:49 Oh. Yeah. What you love, unconditional love. If you want to hear that full interview, just go search for the Bobbycast on IHartRadio. Thank you guys for being part of the show today, and we will see you guys tomorrow.
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Starting point is 01:00:35 to my brand new podcast. The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfilled with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it. Listen to The Clifford Show on the IHeard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you
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Starting point is 01:01:07 Let's go. We did beat them in improv. You had an improv against the team? Yes, we would pull up their schools would be there with signs for us. It's competition. What you would win is a bottle of gold slager. James Fester threw it out of a van
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Starting point is 01:01:34 and who we become when life makes other plans. I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change. We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that none of us likes. You can have opinions, you can have like a strong stance. And then there's your body having its own program. Listen to a slight change of plans on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're watching the latest season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, you already know there's a lot to break down. Gorsha accusing Kelly of sleeping with a merry man.
Starting point is 01:02:14 They holding Kay Michelle back from fighting Drew. Pinky has financial issues. On the podcast, Reality with the King, I, Carlos King, recap the biggest moments from your favorite reality shows, including the Real House Wise franchise. The drama, the alliances, M&T, everybody's talking about. To hear this and more, listen to Reality with the King on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. On a recent episode of the podcast, Money and Wealth with John Hope Bryant, I sit down with Tiffany the budgetista Aliche to talk about what it really takes to take control of your money. What would that look like in our families if everyone was able to pass on wealth to the people when they're no longer here? We break down budgeting, financial discipline, and how to build real wealth, starting with.
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