The Bobby Bones Show - MON PT 1: FINALLY...Eddie's Testosterone Results! + Eddie's Jaw Dropping Tip Drama +  + Unexpected Twist Helping Our Cleaning Lady

Episode Date: April 27, 2026

We FINALLY got the results of Eddie's blood results and reveal his testosterone. Will it be him or Eddie with the highest number of T? Eddie asked for one simple thing at a restaurant… clean up the old food that was under his table before they sat down to eat. The response he got left his jaw on the floor.   Eddie shared an unexpected twist in his mission to help our cleaning lady with her health issues.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning studio. Morning. All right, we have a big show because I do feel like today is a day. that we will get the testosterone results from Eddie. Yes. Because the first one's got lost. Yeah. And they had to come back up and take more blood.

We do have lunchboxes number. Oh my gosh. We don't have Eddie's. Today we should get the results. So we're waiting. I don't know when the lab opens, but as soon as they open, we should be able to get them.

Also an update on the cleaning lady here in our building. Okay. That's from Eddie. So we'll do that. We got a big show today. I'm not going to lie to you. Everybody's a little nervous because of the testosterone results. Lunchbox is just right down the middle.

I don't know where it's going to land because his weren't good, but they weren't bad. Below average, I think, is the, what we said. No, that's wrong. They were average. But now he's bragging about average. No, no, no, we're here. We're going to go. We're starting the show.

Glad everybody's here. Like I said, today, we're on the edge of our seats all day long. Waiting for those results. All right, any minute, we can be getting the testosterone results. results from Eddie. Okay. So lunchbox got his number. It's 503. We're waiting on Eddie's number. It took longer than we thought. He had to give a second amount of blood, but we're going to do this. But we have some voicemails here. Would you play the voicemail number two, Ray? Hey, Bobby and the crew. I've been listening for a long time. I am a 71 year old male and my

testosterone just got checked. And mine was a 538. So lunchbox 503 may not be that great. Anyway, love the show. Take care. He's how old? Wow. Wow, he's an old dude. 71? And he's at 538.

Wow. Lunchbox's your thoughts. Yeah. I've told you guys that there are some issues that I have going on that may be contributed to it. So, I mean, I can't say anything about it. He may be on pills. Like, there are medications that help you. So maybe that guy's on that.

A lot of maybes there. Okay, there you go. He eats a lot of yams. Here's a voicemail about Amy's lock screen having her ex-boyfriend on it. Hit that one, Ray. Hi, I'm just calling for justice for Amy with having her ex-boyfriend on her lock screen. If your phone is locked and the lock screen is up and you hold down the photo, it will flip to older lock screen images. I've had my phone do that.

Love this show. Bye. That wasn't it. That's not it. Yeah. I'm sure she's telling the truth about that happening to her. Yeah, but I didn't switch it back to him. It was like that way for weeks.

A week? No, it wasn't. At least a week because it told me about it days and days ago. Oh, maybe a few days. But now it's... Or I didn't notice. Now it's you and your son. Yes.

See, check. Okay. Give me number four. I think that Eddie has had too much hater aid lately, and he should probably just go skydiving again because he was really happy after he did that and a lot nicer. And he's just been hating on everybody.

Wow. So skydiving is going to make me like appreciate things more or something like maybe. I think it did before. It's exhilarating. Yeah. Oh yeah. An appreciation for life because you're experiencing it at a high level when you're skydiving. I just think I'm in high level stress right now.

Like I don't know this. I mean this test has been freaking me out. So I don't know. What was funny about the testosterone? test is that before we even started, Eddie was concerned that the results would come back and it would say not that he had any sort of testosterone issue, but that he was dying of something else. Correct. And then the fact that he got no results and they were like, the blood's not good enough. It's even worse. That, I understand why that would double up scare him. Yes, I agree. But he's

been a hater for way longer than this test. No, but, but about the time when I started worrying about my levels because I was waking up feeling like I wasn't going to be able to take the, take on the world. So you were doing that before the levels though. Was I? Yes. That's Why we took the levels? Okay. So I guess I'm going to go skydiving. All right, number five, go ahead. When you call lunchbox

something besides lunchbox, I don't know, it gives them a different persona. It's not fun to listen to. People should be called what they want to be called. Have a wonderful day. Oh, it's lunchbox's aunt. Sounds serious. Nope, don't know her.

Well, I want to be called Big Daddy. So please refer to me as Big Daddy. How about Big Dog? You guys can leave us a voicemail anytime. Just wanted to start with that. Get some voicemails on because we will hopefully have an update on Eddie testosterone today. I'm feeling good about it. So 877 Bobby.

Hello, Bobby Bones. One of my close friends just invited me to their wedding. I want to be there for them. I genuinely can't afford it. It is a destination wedding. So by the time you added up, flights, hotel, outfit, gift, everything else. I don't have that money. I've been trying to get my finances in a better place.

This will set me back. It's a huge moment in their life. I feel like a terrible friend because I'm thinking about not going. Do I tell her I can't make it and risk hurting the friendship or go and deal with the financial consequences later? Signed torn between love and my budget.

Obviously, the first option is a go fund me. That never crossed my mind. It's so clear. Go fund me to my friend's wedding. Yeah, that's a tough one. I think if you have a destination wedding, I'll just go from their side. If you have a destination wedding, I would hope that you understand that everybody you invite possibly can't come because you are adding a bit of stress, not just financial, but also time, travel.

And you want everybody to be there, but sometimes people just can't be there in that situation. So I would hope from the marriage, the wedding side, that they know that. And if you can't afford it, don't go. And I think you honestly say that to them. think that is a very pointed response to, man, you're the best. I love you. I can't afford to go. I don't have the money. I don't, I think if it's met with any negativity. That's on them. Yeah. And like, you're not doing anything. Again, that they shouldn't be expecting. Like, you said, if you're having a destination wedding, you should just have this blanket expectation

that nobody is going to come and be thankful for anybody who, who can. Some people just can't come for different reasons. Yeah. I just, that would be crazy to me to get upset if someone can't spend thousands of dollars to come to your wedding.

Because that's ultimately what it would be to do a destination wedding you're spending. Flights, hotel. Yeah. Outfit. I don't know if she met like bridal party dress or just what she would wear. Doesn't say that.

That doesn't say she's a member of the party. Gift. You know, you're a gift going to destination wedding. The gift is you showing your butt up. Yeah. It's awkward, but real life happens sometimes. My advice would be, don't just say you can't go. Say exactly why you can't go.

And go fund me. Or OnlyFans. There's so many ways. There's so many ways now that I think about it to make money to go to this wedding. No, I think you have that real, real life conversation. We got a wedding in a couple weeks. And it's dressy, dressy, dressy wedding. Okay.

I don't even know if I fit my clothes anymore. Now let you got dad bought. That was quick So you're going? Yeah. Is it destination? No. It's a decent drive, but it's not destination.

But it's like like I'm. Wow. I know. This is going to be your first like big outing as a dad. Mm-hmm. So many questions, but I'll save them. Okay.

Thank you. Thank you for saving them. Do you know who it is? No. You do. You do. I mean, well, it's one of my questions because I don't. Oh, I do.

You do. I do. And it makes sense now. Yes, you do. Because I'm like, who are you traveling for? Yeah. All right, there you go. Close it up.

All right, let's go over to Eddie because Eddie told us a few weeks ago that he wanted to help our cleaning lady out. The building, not our company, has a cleaning lady. And Eddie was talking to her and her health maybe wasn't going great. And he comes in and he's like, hey, what can we do to help her? So we waited until you got more information. Yeah. There's an update. Yeah.

So she went to the doctor and she told her, I mean, it's the lunchbox deal where they're like, there's nothing going on. We can't find anything. What's going on? And she's like, there's got to be something going on. Like, I'm in so much pain. She's lost 20 pounds, she said. She hasn't eaten in 10 days.

She has no appetite. So this, they checked for testosterone? Dude, this is crazy. But she told, this is like, quote, she said, I'm going back home, which is El Salvador. And I said, well, what are you going to do over there? She's like, I'm just going to go. If I'm going to die, I'm just going to die at home. Wait, she didn't.

This is a quote. She said, she said, if I'm going to die, I'm going to die with my mom in my homeland. But they checked her for everything. Everything. And she said that they can't tell me what it is. So the pain is that excruciating to where she feels like death is imminent. And she showed me her plane ticket. She's leaving next week.

Like she's quitting the job and going home because she feels like if she's going to die, she wants to die back at home with her family. Oh, my God. How sad is that? but they can't find anything wrong with her nothing she said they've done tests they've drawn blood they've done scans that they can't find anything how bizarre is that well lunchbox is kind of going through something similar i thought he would relate a little bit man i do because doctors they just they don't take the time to sit there in like if they don't see something on a scan there's not

get out they don't sit there and try to say let's work through this they don't brainstorm they don't sit there and spend time with you. They literally give you three minutes. And if they can't find something, they're on to the next person. It's terrible. I feel bad for her. Yeah, so what do we do? I mean, I don't know if there's anything to do now. Like, she bought her plane ticket. She's leaving. She's already put in her notice. She's no longer going to work here. She really put in her notice. Next week is her last week. I didn't expect this to be the result of this. It's a twist. I had no idea when she told me. Lunchbox said you were in the hallway, though, yelling, like making it scene that you were talking to her so everybody would know you were talking with her. No, he was

we were just in an office talking. No, no, you were not in an office. Stop. You were not in an office. You were in the middle of the hallway, blocking the hallway. Why is that such a big deal to you? Well, why did you just say you were in office? Yeah, why did you lie about something? Just lied. I was right next to an office. No, I wasn't. That was such a weird lie. No, it was not a lie. I just I was right next to an office. But you didn't say next to an office. You said, in an office. And then lunchbox comes up with cameras like he's TMZ. What are you guys talking about? I'm like, what is happening here?

Well, that's the normal for him. He is literally blocking the hallway, the main artery of the building, where you go to get to the kitchen, where you go to get to the door out of the building. And he is just standing there blocking it. And Ray and I were just carrying some cameras to go to the studio to do sore losers. And we just acted like, oh, what are you guys talking about? Because I knew Eddie was set up there so everybody could see,

hey, look, I'm following up like you guys said. I wouldn't do. Everybody makes sure you noticed. That's where we started. Yeah, yeah. We started the conversation there and I said, hey, let's come in the office and talk. Okay, so then it shifted in the office. She was crying.

I mean, lunchbox is coming up with cameras while she's in tears. Like, what are you guys talking about? I'm like, dude. And she was sweet about it and laughed at lunchbox because he's being silly. But it was a serious moment and TMZ shows up. Oh. Well, no tears when I was there. Yes, there was.

Ray, were there tears? It almost looked like she was better. So, I mean, if it did turn into tears, it's crazy because it's the biggest smile I've seen on her before. It's wild, but that's the new she is. I don't know who to believe. Why? Are these guys turned into like, wait. Hold on.

Hold on. Question. Were you all fake filming like you're a TMZ or is there footage? No, no, it was fake film. Oh, okay. Because see, if we had the footage, they don't know how to run cameras. Well, I don't know what they, what kind of cameras they had. And I guess I'm just wondering if we, if we had footage, we could determine what was really happening.

So what if we just send her back with? Yeah, like a going away gift. You could do that. Are you going to contribute? Of course. Of course. I mean, this has been like from the beginning. What do you look at this at?

You're like over part. Of course. Of course. Yeah, we were in the office. No, sorry. No, we were in an office. Is there even a cleaning lady? Oh my gosh.

Yes. Yes. I know. I've met her too. I just didn't expect this to happen. So like, yeah, okay, let's raise money for her to go. We'll just do our. money. Okay. How much will you contribute? Well, I'll do 100 bucks. Okay. I'm in for 100 bucks too.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Anybody else want to jump in? Well, they don't believe, so why would they donate? No, it's not that I don't believe. It's just you started the conversation off today with lying straight out. We were in an office and they came in. We were talking about when we were talking. And we talked in an office for like 15 minutes after TMZ left. So I wasn't lying. Anybody else want to to go on for 100 bucks? Lunchbox? Okay, it doesn't have to be $100, $25? Yeah, do $10, dude, whatever.

Why do you guys? Or $50? Lunch box, $100? I don't know, man. Okay. Whatever. You don't have to, nobody has to. But let's do that.

We'll send her back home. Hopefully she can find someone there that can diagnose as to what's happening. Yeah, I was hopeful that maybe there could be help there. Maybe so. All right, well, thank you for the update. It's not what we wanted to hear. Not really what we wanted, but yeah.

Well, you're talking in the weird voice again. It's not a weird voice. Guys, this is sad. I know, but you jump from your tone to tone. All joking aside from lunchbox, like, trying to prove me wrong, which is so stupid, I'm being serious. It's a sad situation. I know she's going to go be with her mom. Did she say she's also going to try to get help there?

Because I'm starting to think if she finds relief when she gets there, then maybe lunchbox should go to. El Salvador for his camera. No, for his test. Oh. That he can get fixed. Okay. Oh, man. Well, let's raise some money.

I think the good news is they couldn't find anything wrong with her. Yeah. So. But you want answers when you're in pain. Because obviously something is wrong with her. I agree. But I think it'd be a lot worse news if they found something wrong with her and she was in pain. Right.

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At some point today, we do expect Eddie's blood for the testosterone challenge. He had compromised blood. last week so he had to do it again. That being said, Lunchbox would like to give us some reasons his testosterone was so low.

Well, no, no. Excuses? What is this? He does have, yeah, yeah. And one in a second before Eddie's came back because his was 503, which was a little below average. And so he has some reasons why his result came back so low. I didn't say so low.

I said lower than expected. How many excuses do you have here? I don't have any excuses. I just have reasonings. Four. Okay. Reason. Excuse. Number one. Working out increases your testosterone. You don't work out. I haven't been able to do anything for nine months because I've had a pain in my stomach in mid region where I can't do anything. You played soccer? Mid-reation. Very rarely. But that, okay, but you have. But it still hurts. Like it took me last week, it took me 30 minutes to walk to my car afterwards. It's very painful. So I haven't been able to do anything. So what? You have played.

soccer. Every once in a while, but during the week I would usually run, do something, and I can't do any of that. Okay, number two? Yeah. Fasting. I read that you were supposed to be fasting before you gave blood for your testosterone draw that having a full breakfast will lower your tea readings when you give blood. And that, I understand, the difference is, as Eddie also ate before his, so it equals you guys out? He probably didn't eat as much as I did. What did you eat? I ate a smoothie. Okay, we're not compare what we had for breakfast. A smoothie? A waffle? What?

Yeah. You guys don't do ego waffles in the toaster. Okay. What's your other reason? Another one is weight gain. Weight gain causes your testosterone level to go down. And in like I said, the last nine months, I have put on eight to ten pounds from not being able to exercise or work out because of my pain in my stomach.

So that could throw me off. Serious question. Yeah. Have you ever lifted a weight? Yes, I have. No, that's too broad. No, no, no, like a dumbbell. He doesn't work out.

She asked the question. I answered your question. He's many years that he doesn't work out. Like he doesn't. He runs. I know. I was just curious if he's ever done weight training. If any form.

Yes. Define it. What was like eighth grade? When? Oh, probably eighth grade, high schoolish. And then also I used to do like boot camp. like where you do medicine balls, things like that, resistance. How long ago was that?

Ah, you know, year or two. A year. Or? Or 10. Yeah, but I'm just saying, like, I wasn't able to do anything. Okay. And then what is your other reason? My diet.

My wife has been slacking on cooking healthy meals for the family of late. And so we have been eating very unhealthy for the last three or four months. So it's her fault. That is part. Yeah, she's the cooker. She's the one that's responsible for the meal. Meals. So that would be yes.

All that being said. I know I have one more. Oh, that's okay. I know I have one more statement. Okay. I'm not even sure this test was valid because I get a physical every single year, every year. And guess what they do at my physical? They draw blood.

And guess what they've never said. Oh, you're only in the 500s on your testosterone. Never have I heard that. So I'm just saying. What have you been in? They send me this stuff. They're like, oh, everything looks great. Also, what was the number?

Well, I don't know the number. You were, Amy, you were like, yeah, he said it was just okay. Yeah, but if it's not low, they're not going to, but my doctor would have been concerned if it was flagged. So I think all those reasons, I'm not even sure this was valid, but that could be contributing to my 503.

So this is what I would say. All those factors included, that's still your current testosterone. And the thing was, who has more testosterone right now? And even... I didn't realize this, that all these things were stacked against me. The deck was stacked against me and I should have thought of that. Should have done my research going in.

But I didn't. And then I realized, man, that's kind of odd, but... I just don't think Eddie's going to be at 503. Oh, you don't think I'm going to beat 503? I think we get it today. It may be toward the end of the show. It may be like central time, 8 o'clock hour, Eastern time, 9 o'clock hour. I do think we will have the results today.

I would bet money we have the results today. I bet he's over 503. I wouldn't have bet he was going to win, but so lunchboxes is that low? So low, yeah. I don't say so low, but mid below. I thought we said that lunchboxes was pretty average. Not below average.

Pretty average. Not regular average, but pretty average. Yeah. So where do you think Eddie's going to be? I don't know, but I'd probably say 504. Hey, what if it is that close? It's like 504 versus 503. And like, what if in like the few days that you like gained a little bit more testosterone?

Or lost a little Because that's the same It could have been the same Hey you've been going to the gym last week Yeah man Oh look at that You've got a couple of extra days To boost his testosterone

I do think today I go waffles though I do think today by the end of the show We will have a result Okay Those are all lunches excuses It feels like he thinks he's going to lose Those are valid

Scientific medical reasons We'll get Eddie's number Hopefully later today We talk a lot about tipping And how out of control tipping culture is or what you should tip. So Eddie has a story here by going to a restaurant. He's going to ask us what we would have done tipping wise.

Okay, go ahead. This has never, ever happened to me. We take the family to the restaurant, the hostess takes us to the table, we sit at the table, and underneath the table there's like old food, French fries and like even half a burger and like some drink that spilled. So when the server comes up, I say, hey man, before we get started, can we get this food cleaned up? It's kind of sticky down here, whatever.

And the server says, why don't you do it? I have four or five other tables. Oh, I was like, what? And then he just left. How do you really say it? Why don't you do it, man? I'm really busy. I got five other tables I'm working on.

And then he left. Weird. And then he comes, takes a drink order, like nothing ever happened. Then finally, when he brings the food, it's almost like it clicked and said, you know what, they might not tip me because of how I acted. he goes, hey, I'm sorry, guys. I didn't mean to do that. Like, I'll clean whatever's under the table.

I'm like, that was 30 minutes ago. Like, you never even cleaned anything. But did all that stuff stay under the table? No, I ended up kind of shuffling it to the middle of the tables where no one can step on it. Nobody cleaned it out. It was crazy. Were they jam packed? It was pretty busy.

Yeah. But still, like, clean it up. What would you do, tip-wise? I tipped them 20%. But, like. That's great. But I mean, I really felt like I did not want to do that. But he owned up to it.

I think if he had never acknowledged it, it would be a little more difficult. But he did say sorry. At some point, you can't fault someone for when it is. He realized, oh, my behavior wasn't okay. And he acknowledged. I think at some point, he realized that if I don't apologize, I'm not going to get a tip. So I should apologize. Sounds like he was having a bad day.

Yeah. Yeah, but it doesn't matter if you're having a bad day. You should never tell someone, well, you pick it up. I agree. That felt weird. He did apologize. How was his service? I mean, like normal.

It was nothing out of the ordinary. It wasn't slow. It wasn't fast. It was good service. It was fine. 20% worthy other than you pick up the trash. What would you have done? I would have been a little taken aback that that's how they responded.

But especially since he acknowledged it at some point in the evening, I'm still going to tip normal. Lunchbox? Not a chance in the last. world I'm tipping normal. He may get 10%. That is a big, big deduction. Fine. You don't want to do your job. Your job is to clean so I can have a clean environment to sit in. So fine. That's cool. You don't want to do it. Then you earned no money. I'm putting myself in the situation. Would you be upset first off? Absolutely. I would be irritated to be spoken to like that regardless. So, but I think way to table, bus tables, all that. Also, I think I would have tipped more than normal. And here's why. He obviously

was having a really hard day. And I think I would have put myself in his shoes and thought, why did he react like that? He didn't hurt me. He did say he was sorry. Something's up. His day's been extremely hard. Maybe home's extremely hard. And sometimes if somebody does something to you and it isn't positive and they've been kind of a jerk and you're so nice back to them, that teaches them more of a lesson than anything else you could do. I think I would have tipped more than normal. And because I would have felt like something's going on I didn't know. Man, doing the 20% I was like,

this is so stupid. I can't believe I'm actually doing this. I'll give for you for doing that though. Because again, something's going on? My wife don't want to do. Oh, did it? Wake up, you wake up in the morning. And then you turn the radio on

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The morning corny Why couldn't the koala get a position at the zoo? Why? He didn't have enough koalifications. That was the morning corny. Ah, yes. Something we get a lot of calls about is Eddie's helicopter parenting. I don't think I'm a helicopter parent, but that's weird.

He has an 18-year-old, and he wouldn't let the 18-year-old stay at the house with no parental supervision overnight. So we're like, wow. And he was like, leave me alone. So we got a lot of calls. Hit that one. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, your child is going to be the one that goes to college as a freshman and passes out naked somewhere because you're not letting the kid make his own decision. make some mistakes. Trust me, I've had two kids go through college.

Let him live his life and make mistakes. Love the show. Bye. Okay, so I let him get drunk and naked while he's 18 or wait until college. I don't know she's saying. Yes, she is. She's saying he's the one that's going to be drunk and naked when he goes to college.

I think. Because he's been on a leash. Yeah, like he's just going to go extra hard because he wasn't allowed to even go medium as a kid. You're not really giving him any autonomy as an 18-year-old. old. So, man, as soon as he gets it, drunk and naked, everywhere. Wow. Maybe sober and naked. He goes that hard. I don't know. Can't wait for that call. Let's go to that next one. All I hear is about how lunchboxes, car, and his house are such a mess. Does anybody consider

the fact that he is so sick all the time and his kids are sick all the time because he can't keep a clean car or a clean house? What are your thoughts? That's a decent point. Yeah, we've talked about that. It could be, I mean, but it's really because kids are a germ factory and they bring germs from everywhere. I mean, it's just the nature of the beast. If you guys, I just don't understand how these people call in. They probably don't have kids because they don't understand how many germs kids bring in the house.

That's why we get sick. Well, we all have kids. But you get like yeast infection in your throat. Correct. From your kid? I don't know where I got that. Yeah. So your kids had yeast infection.

Swollen testicle. That's not sickness. Okay. I'm just saying it's just, it's always something. Yeah. Strep throat, you know, things like that, like flu. About once a month. A lot of strep.

That is definitely from the kids. Hey, he lives at the strep club. I mean, I do live at the strep club. Yeah. So, it's a local. You guys, leave us a voicemail. We love to hear them. 87777-Bobby.

877-7-B-O-B-B-WI. Any moment, we could get the results from Eddie's testosterone test. We're waiting on those. We have a caller that wants to talk about lunchboxes results. We got someone accusing Eddie of something. We got somebody sticking up for Amy. All those coming up next. Again, any minute we can get Eddie's testosterone results as we wait to see you as higher testosterone lunchboxer Eddie. All right. Back in a second. I feel like any minute we're going to get Eddie's testosterone test results. So hang out. I know it's been a whole process. I feel like any minute, I'm positive today we're going to get them. So in the next 30, 40, 40.

minutes. I feel like Eddie's testosterone results. We'll come in. How are you feeling? Nervous. Okay. Nervous. Like, I just don't know what the holdup is. This is so stressful to me. So stupid. Like, Lunchbox already has his results.

But he got his day after. And I have to just sit here and just wait. Five days. To be fair, it's only testosterone results you're waiting for. It's not like, it's something far worse. Yeah, like a blood count, like a... I know, but what was weird is they were like... Why are you doing this to him? No, no.

What was weird? weird what else is weird? Why are you compounding this? No, y'all know the part that's weird. The part that's weird is they're like, this never happens. He's already freaking out though. Like, say this. Like, why, this never happens?

Why is this so rare? Right. Is it my blood? Is my blood so rare that? Why do you think it's happening? Like, you had to bet money on it? I feel like they lost my sample. Okay.

I don't know. Why do you keep doing this? Oh my gosh. You're driving him insane. Because they said, everything he says that sounds rational. You're like, I don't know to me. Sounds more like he's dying. So they must be making.

up an excuse they lost it because what we were told was that they were running it and couldn't get the information they needed. Like, they're like, we need more. Like, more blood? Like something was off with the blood. Yeah, I did. And then why is lunchbox's blood? Why was that enough? Why was just one, two?

We don't know. We don't know the answer. We don't know the answer. If you get your results back and they're bad, how are you going to feel about that? Well, I mean, when it feels worried, even more worried, than I am now.

And then I'm just going to have to go to my doctor, I guess, and figure out what I'm, what I have to do? What if they're really high? Because I've heard that that's bad too. That's my point. It doesn't matter what comes back. He's already got in his head so much.

What if they're mid or average? Like lunchbox is like a little below average. Best case scenario is for it to be like one point above lunchbox. That would be awesome. See, for me, I'm like one point above, one point below, just as long as it's like one point off. Like the race is close. We expect him any minute.

testosterone results. He's got to be lunchboxes 503. We drew blood. They've been arguing about who has more testosterone. So we will see. Mike, will you Google what is the midline of testosterone results? Like, what is the absolute most average number? Let me know. We'll come back to that in a second. There is a concern that people who follow true crime stories and podcasts that they would learn basically the tricks of the trade. Yeah, I've been worried about that. And then do some killing. For you? No, not for me. For others? For those that have. For those that have. the ability to do that. I don't think I have it in me to commit a crime like that, but I have wondered, like, well, we're just laying this all out here for somebody who wants to figure it out.

Experts say that is not true at all. Okay. Feethe. Reading about or listening to stories of real world violence does not seem to make people more creative when it comes to breaking the law, according to studies. In fact, heavy consumers of true crime are less likely to use their imaginative skills for malicious purposes. That is from the Journal of Creative Behavior, a scientific publication but I think this goes true crime I think goes to video games of kids and it goes to movies all of these have had an era of this is creating unfairly violence yeah but you're telling me and this is male or female I'm not this is not husband or wife both can be equally capable of this so you're telling me a partner doesn't hear or read or listen to a story about a partner that

slowly puts a rat poison in their coffee or whatever and they're not like oh that's how I'm gonna do it I would think if I wanted to slowly kill someone, I would find a different way than to spend hours an episode consuming a podcast. I'd probably look it up. I'd get on somebody else's phone. Oh yeah, smart. And not your own. Yeah. So, but again, every era has music is making people kill people.

Video games are making people kill people. CSI Los Angeles or all the CSI shows. They're teaching people how to kill people. And now it's just true. Yeah, now it's true. Yeah, now it's true. Yeah, now it's true. What was the podcast you were talking about?

That was all crazy? Love trapped. Okay. Now this isn't killing though. This is... No. This is a guy who was on the bachelor. And then when he got off of that, he ended up meeting a girl.

Was he the bachelor? No. So he was on it. Or, okay, yeah, I guess. Maybe he was a bachelor. Look, I haven't watched that franchise in forever. I just know the loose details. My friend was telling you about this.

She was like, oh my gosh, you need to listen to Love Trapped. So guy, from the Bachelor franchise, however that, whatever that is. He met a girl late. they hooked up but not even all the way. So third base? I don't know. And then she ended up coming back to him claiming she's pregnant. And he was like considering that she might be telling the truth,

even though he knows there wasn't actual. And it's a whole true crime podcast. It's called Love Trapped. And it walks you through. They even went to like a trial. And I think she was claiming she was pregnant. pregnant with twins? He had to go to trial even though he never had sex?

Listen, I haven't listened to it yet. I just was told about it. So I was telling you about it. It's a I heart podcast called Love Trapped. And I heard about it when I was getting my hair done the other day. She's like, oh my gosh, it's so good. You got to listen to it. And you know, you hear the best stuff with the hair salon.

Yeah, I'm going to pass on that one. How could a guy? Five days after you. Sounds like a really dumb guy. If you don't have sex with someone and they're like, you got me pregnant. Which wins? I'm not a smart man. Of course.

Well, somehow she's like convincing him that this is how it happened. I don't know. It landed on the floor and then... Maybe he wasn't given proper sex ed. No, I agree. Yeah, that's crazy. Mike, what do you have? For the average adult male in the U.S., it's 500.

Okay, lunchbox is right at average. No, I'm above average. He's 503. 500. That's above average. And anything below 300 would be considered low. Below 300 is low. 300 to 500 is like low to average.

500's average is where lunchbox is. And above 700 would be high. Okay. Predict yours? 530. Okay. Even with you like waking up in the morning, like being like, I don't know if I can face today. Yeah, that could just be life.

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So for all those listening, all over the world, weeks and weeks ago, Lunchbox and Eddie were fighting about who had more testosterone. And then that turned into who had more libido. And that turned and just kept going. Who had more arm hair? So we got a paramedic up here. He drew the blood of both lunchbox and Eddie. Lunchbox's results came back almost instantaneously with a score of 503.

And how do you feel about that lunchbox? I feel great. It's below average, but yeah. That's actually above average, but it's not as high as I expect. I mean, the reason why it's above average is the three. It's definitely as average as you can get just about. But it's good. Right.

It's not like he's 25 and has that. He's an older guy now, you know. Eddie's came back in conclusive, which scared him. Yeah. Oh, okay. I thought you said again. I'm like, again? No, no, no, the first time.

Now you have to get more blood. So the paramedic. Paramedic came back up. Redrew the blood from Eddie. We waited. We waited. I now have the results. Let's go.

You want the three numbers in it, or do you want? Oh, yeah, yeah. And like what, we don't know what order. Oh, it's like random order? It's like prices right. You got to put them in. Now, anything from, I believe, five to 11 is. Yeah, but 11 is seriously super high.

I would say. Oh, 11. Five to 900. Five to five. But I still win. Oh, you, if I'm 11. Even if you're exploding of testosterone. Yeah, but I would go get that checked.

The three numbers. numbers in Eddie's testosterone are two, nine, and three. Oh, okay. Wow, 392. But here's the deal. Wow. If it's 902. Is 900 safe?

Yeah. It's 900. I mean, you're high. 900's high, but not unsafe, not unhealthy high. That's like, that's got to be it. That's like full libido. Yeah, manly man. So that's the case.

lunchbox lost. For sure. If that's the case. So let's play prices right. The numbers that you guys have are two, nine, and three. What do you think is results are lunchbox? 3.92. Nailed it. That is incorrect. It is not

392. Eddie? Yeah, I got 923. Okay. 923. That is not quite right. Oh, it's not? It's not 923. Maybe 932.

932 So we don't get two guesses So lunchbox with a testosterone A 503 Eddie has a testosterone of 293 We shouldn't laugh This is too funny

Who's got that tea Tee Tee T Are we sure Are we sure They did this to themselves Is this like dangerously low? Yeah, that's a good question, Amy. That's way below average.

Way below average. You shouldn't laugh. What is it getting too much? No, I'm sure there are many, many men out there that have $2.90. It's $293. Eddie's testosterone. Oh, boy. It's $2.93.

That's not good. I got to call it off. Andy, show your boobs, dude. You're a chick. I'm not, that doesn't mean I'm a chick lunchbox. Eddie's is closer to. mine that it is sloth truck. Yeah, but you're on yams.

That's not fair. You're on yams. This backfired. Oh my God. I mean, you got dominated, fool. Stop laughing. Okay, okay, came up. Would you like me to read some about this?

Yes, like am I in trouble? And these people are laughing. How's my health? To be fair, this is a bit that you guys wanted to do. We're not just finding something about your health and laughing. Right. No, no, no, wait. Hold on, stop.

Bobby, Bobby, you're not laughing. You're fine. Thank you, dude. You're professional. You're being a professional about this. He's like biting his tongue. No, I'm not. I'm a doctor.

Maybe not the right kind of doctor. But I understand this is serious. Thank you. Thank you. Eddie's all mad that we're laughing. When you guys read my results, he was laughing and piling on. But then he gets even lower. And he's like, don't laugh, guys.

It's not funny. Lunchbox. Lunch boss. Yours is average. Yours was average. Mine can be dangerous. But you were laughing. You were laughing.

Okay. But it's not. Cancer. Yeah. You don't know that. Didn't they do it? Okay. Can I, please, Doctor.

Oh, gosh. They had to redo it because they couldn't find it the first time. Is that right? Is that why? Yes. That's what happened. I think what happened was there was a mistake of the lab. Okay.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, man. Oh, wait. So I won. Because all along I said that I thought lunchbox was going to have higher. Okay. Lunchbox did win. So the whole bit wasn't.

who's his mid low good it's just who's higher okay in all series no is this no oh are you done laughing you're gonna be serious now in all seriousness in all seriousness well then be serious Amy

what is what does that I need to do dude I'm laughing and Amy laughing so hard this is my health what? Mike's not laughing Mike's not laughing thank you Mike

I'm laughing can I read you yes some of the stuff they sent please a total testosterone level of 293 is considered low or on the borderline of low as many medical guidelines like the American urological association to find low testosterone as below 300. The standard range is 300 to 1,000, so 293.

Oh, I barely missed it. Is below the commonly accepted healthy threshold. You barely missed the low part of mid. By like seven. But you kept saying him going three over. you don't be this is about you okay

no I'm not even worried about the conversation a doctor will look for symptoms like low sex drive no I don't know now we think you're lying

it's very high not you're lying any low T fatigue tired reduced muscle mass a little bit or depression

now no yeah that's of two minutes ago so you're not in a danger zone see Levels below 200 are considered more alarming.

What to do, Eddie, for your low testosterone. Hit me. Make an appointment with a doctor. Interpret these results. Optimize the lifestyle. There are things that you should do. Also, poor sleep impacts hormone production. You need regular intense exercise, especially strength training.

A healthy diet and losing excess weight can help raise levels. Okay. So, in the competition you lost. That's fine. Who cares about that? Well, you would have had you won. No, I don't care. I don't have had you won.

I would have celebrated a win, but I don't care of the loss. Hey, you do, low T. I mean, you're not even, you didn't lose. You're low T, man. No, I lost. Yeah, because like $4.99 would have been losing. 293, we're worried about you, buddy. I'm worried about myself.

It's not good. All right. Doctor's appointment, calling him a day. Are you going to the gynecologist or a man doctor? Bobby Bones show. Boney up the day. This. story comes to us from Columbus, Ohio.

There was a fire at a local business and police were like, ah, yeah, we think this is arson. And they talked to some witnesses and they got a name of a guy that was in the air and they said, hey, man, will you come in for questioning? He said, no problem. Walks into the police station and he thought he covered his tracks. The only problem is eyebrows or singe from the fire. Interesting.

I wonder how you bring that up. So, your eyebrows, huh? What happened there? I mean, you could use the excuse your gut I'm lasered off. But if he didn't know they were going to ask, that's going to be weird for him. Because you know he'd be like, oh, God.

Yeah. Okay. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. Okay, so Eddie's kids got disciplined at school. Not like hit, but they got like... Multiple. Detention, yeah, because they've been late a couple times already,

and this is late to school. Oh, so. is all of them. So it's kind of... How old though? He's 12. Okay. But like, I'm kind of like, dude, this isn't on you.

And he's such a good student and detention like freaks him out. He's like, I've never gotten in trouble in my life. And now he's getting in trouble because, well, how do I say this? Because mom's late. Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't want to put it all on mom, but like mom was late. I feel like she should get detention. I know, but that's not how it works.

Create the appropriate punishment here. Okay, any has a point. A 12-year-old can't get there. Okay, mom or dad are going to realize now, oh, shoot, their kid is serving time because they relate and their kid doesn't like it. So now mom or dad needs to make sure that they're more on time. I know, but why does the kid have to serve the time? So this, in perfect world, this is what I would do. So someone's got to be in trouble.

Someone has to sit in detention for 90 minutes, in right sentences or whatever you do. And my first option is, one of the parents can do it since the kid's late. And if the parent doesn't do it, then the kid goes in. The parent goes to detention? I like it. Because the kid's late because of the – Someone's got to do the time. You cannot let everybody off or everybody's going to be late.

No rules. Anarchy. So what I would suggest somebody's got to do the 90 minutes in detention and someone's got to write 500 sentences I will not be late period I will be more responsible. Now, it doesn't have to be the kid.

It will be the kid at very last. The first option is the mom or the dad. If they say no, it goes to the kid. I can't imagine any mom or dad that's going to go to school for detention. Okay, well then the kid will do it. But the kid didn't do it. And then I imagine you, as the parent,

you'd feel terrible. that your kid is doing time. That's what I mean. Like you feel terrible, so then now you're not going to be late anymore. This is interesting. Yeah, I like it too. Yeah, so the parent actually checks themselves in and they're like, I'm here for detention. Yep.

And they won't do it anymore. Yeah. That's. And then, like, everything else, you know. It's the parent's fault. Why does the kid get in trouble with the parents do it? Correct. And the parent could even go, you know, I'm not going to do it.

So the kid's going to do it. And that sucks. And now the kid's mad at the parent. And that's showbiz, baby. Well, kids are already mad at the parent because now they're. trouble no matter what. I suggest the parent is offered the detention first, but it's also

known to the kid that the parent is told first and if they say no, it gets down to the kid because it's the parent's fault. Good stuff. What you think about that? I can't imagine any parent going, so it's just going to ultimately fall on the kid. Would your wife go, Eddie? No. Okay, but

at least the kid then knows it's not their fault and their mom sold them out and she wouldn't do detention so now I got to do it. Now they have their own. own beef to deal with. So that's what I would do if I was up. Why is she getting them there late? Well, she has two other kids to drop off. So it's a process. And it's not completely her fault. But I mean, it's just sad that he has to do the time for something that he didn't do. Yeah. I'm going to submit that to some board of schools. But that's how it works. Like, even with kids

in sports and stuff, like the coaches want you to be there at a certain time. And as parents, we have to drop them off. But if the kids late, they may end up running extra drills or something. Parents run laps. If the parents don't want to run the laps, the kids run the laps. If it's on them. If the kids have their own car, that's... Yeah, totally different. Yes, the kids. I think I just figured,

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