The Bobby Bones Show - MON PT 2: Bobby Judged For His Latest Purchase + Woman Killed After Accusing Husband On TikTok + We Review Eddie’s Salsa!
Episode Date: July 27, 2026Bobby talked about a crazy story of a customer suing after getting burned by French fries. Amy talked about an Influencer who alleges husband had a 'double life' amid their split. Bobby shared that he... purchased a field and is getting heat for it. We talked about the tragic story of a woman was killed by her estranged husband in an apparent murder-suicide just weeks after posting a TikTok accusing him of disturbing behavior. Bobby shared that he tried Eddie’s salsa over the weekend and gave his review.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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A McDonald's customer was burned by really hot fries.
I always have trouble with these stories because especially when coffee's hot and they
pour it on themselves or they drink it.
I don't know.
A little bit isn't that some of the responsibility of the person that's drinking the coffee?
Well, I think that the lawsuit.
decades ago with the one woman
and fell in her and burned her.
I think what we learned from that is the responsibility
of the restaurant to not have it at,
there's no need to have it at a certain
temperature.
That is scalding hot.
So they have to monitor that.
But a hot French fry, what happened?
They've been into it and oil.
A woman is suing after she sustained serious
and severe personal injuries
and burns to her mouth and tongue
as a result of being served extremely hot fries.
Better and cold.
According to a civil complaint,
she blames the incident
which occurred in a McDonald's restaurant
and the employees who failed to provide her
with the safe order of fries.
Question, a little bit.
Don't you touch them with your fingers first?
Yeah, you grab them.
I just feel like we're taking the responsibility
and we're putting it into the hands of people
who are paid $10 an hour
and you want your fries hot,
you want your coffee hot.
Like, where's the responsibility
of the person to not spill it
yourself. I guess if they throw it on you out of the window, that's different. If they take the hot
fry and shove it in your mouth, that's different. Again, this is from the independent. I only know
what I'm reading here, but there's mouth and tongue injuries. Again, don't you touch it with your
fingers first? Yeah, and you're like, fry is, yeah. Does anyone just grab it with her mouth?
And even then, don't you go, and touch it with your tongue probably, like, it's the hot. But yeah,
I don't know. Personal responsibility to think of the past.
So I'd start with that one.
What do you have?
Okay, Jen Hamilton is someone you had on your podcast, what, a couple months ago, right?
She's a nurse, an author of a book called Birth Vibes, and then she's a major TikTok, Instagram, social media person with millions of followers.
Labor and Delivery Nurse specifically.
Yes. Yeah, which is why she has a book about birth vibes.
So she split from her husband during the promotion of her book.
So right around the time that you were probably interviewing her, her life was completely,
falling apart. And she's been as open as she can be. But yesterday, she decided to, I didn't see it
till this morning, give as many details as she felt she could give because she's like, my kids know,
my family knows. I'm tired of holding secrets and I don't want to protect anybody anymore.
Because she kept seeing videos that the split happened because her husband is gay. And she said,
I would give my left foot for that to be the reason.
Because then I guess it would mean it's not her that he didn't want, you know, if he's
attracted to other people. So she just wanted that narrative, narrative to stop. And she disclosed
that he was living a double life. What's the other? What do you mean the other life?
He was having a relationship with a woman. And in the video, she said,
said, trust me, this woman is old enough to know better.
But a double life to me is not just an affair.
Yeah, she's not giving all the details of what that means.
But she said for a few years now, she was the breadwinner and the only one working.
He wasn't working.
She said because he needed that.
I don't know if he had some other things going on, but she was like, that's cool.
I got it.
You take care of you.
The family did it.
Well, when she would go to the hospital for 12-hour shifts, he would disappear into his other.
life. And that's how he had the time to do it. But she didn't elaborate on what that means,
because she did insinuate that she knew there was some sort of an affair situation that
happened. And it wasn't until recently, like even when news broke that they were splitting,
she had no idea how deep this thing went. That's what she didn't give details about in the
video. She said, just to paint a picture, I'm going to use double life as the descriptor here.
So it's got to be more than an affair.
Like, who did they have a...
So that's what I think.
It's got to be more than an affair.
They have kids.
His name's Reginald when he's with the other one.
He's got a job, a different job.
But get this.
When she said she's old enough to know better,
I figured, okay, is she trying to say
at least it's not like some young girl?
It's an older lady.
And I go to the comments,
and she pinned a comment from herself.
And she said, by older,
old enough to know better,
I mean by 21 years older than me.
and I'm 35.
So 35 plus 21 is 56.
So he was with an older woman.
An older woman, 56.
Well, you didn't have a job.
Maybe I had a little sugar mom, I think.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, then he had two of them because she was taking care of him too.
Yeah, but taking care of and sugar are two different things.
Oh.
Because you can be doing stuff to help around the house, which is equal.
I mean, somebody's got to keep that going as much.
someone's got to work.
But if someone, you don't have to clean around the house and they're still hooking you up with
fun stuff, that's sugar.
Yeah.
I just didn't, a lot of outlets are covering this story.
And I, I follow her.
So I've been, you know, sort of paying attention to what she's posting.
I feel for her.
I hate that she's having to navigate this.
She's done it in a really beautiful way.
Like even last week she launched like shirts that are helping women that are,
that are stuck in pretty terrible situations
and they don't have finances to get out.
There's organizations that will help women.
So she put up a few shirt designs
and 100% of the proceeds went to support women.
She's someone that likes to turn something negative
that's happening to her into something good
because she is thankful.
She has a job.
She has finances.
She has a living where she could get out from a situation.
There are some women if the man is the breadwinner,
they might be stuck because where do they go?
Yeah, I've been seeing that.
So, yeah.
We follow each other, but I don't know our well enough to be like, keep your head up.
I don't know.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
There's someone that had commented on her page that was like, hey, you've got my number.
Call me with it.
I guess they probably, because they're both social media people have formed a relationship over the years.
And this person went through a divorce.
And it's one person that I was connected with whenever I was going through my divorce that I called and also got advice.
advice from and it just reminded me of the community of people that can it's like you don't you can't
understand it until you're going through it and having a simple conversation with someone that's
already been through the thick of it and can help guide you and help you feel that you're not
alone and give you wisdom advice especially as a woman that's trying to then you know take life on
your own i mean she seems like she's been pretty successful in the breadwinner for a while
but this was her boyfriend she met in college
the only person she's ever kissed or been with
so she doesn't know a bunch of life without him
they got together so young
so she's having to figure out life
a whole new chapter
and so I just love seeing also people being there
for each other in that way
Amy and tell me the story about guys who
say their wife won't do certain dirty stuff with them
so they get other guys to do it for them
what? And Amy's like
they're gay right
well the video was saying
Amy, what are you watching?
Where did you find this?
Like, how do you come across this?
Bobby, you're not giving like the full detail of the video.
She also sent me another one that was like, things that have been stuck out people's
butts.
Amy.
Like she did.
Hey, I did.
Okay.
Where do you find this stuff?
Is this like FYI stuff or for the show?
You mean FYP?
No, like for your information, like you might want to read this.
Oh, well, no, but it's from my FYP page.
Yeah, do the thing about guys that get stuff done.
Okay.
So maybe the stuff of the butt ended up in my fur you page because of this thing I sent Bobby.
But we'll start with that one.
It was a therapist of sorts coming on and declaring that just because men have certain desires that their wife won't fulfill so they have to go seek it elsewhere through men doesn't mean they're gay.
I think it means they're gay.
You can go higher over.
I would think so.
If you're going to get it done with a dude, go get it down with a woman if you like women.
No, but it's their way around it.
And they've got therapists.
There's no way around it.
I know, but this is like men are going to other men therapists like this.
They're like, oh, yeah, that makes sense.
Well, if your wife's not doing it.
So then it's like, it's her fault.
Hey, and if you're gay, you're gay, live it.
Right.
However, because your wife won't do it and you go to a dude to get it done, you want a dude to get it done.
Because you can always go to a woman.
prostitute.
Another woman.
And pay the same money.
Yeah, that's a crazy one.
Right, right.
So there was that.
And then, yeah, a doctor was showing different items.
And she was holding them up.
And she was like, if this gets stuck in you, your doctor will not say anything.
Like, don't be embarrassed.
And the, like the thumbnail is a humongous cucumber.
A Coca-Cola bottle.
A bottle?
And he's like, let's do this segment.
I was like, well, we just did.
Let's just take calls.
No, I'm just, I don't.
Wow.
Wow.
So this is all on Instagram or TikTok?
That's how she sends videos.
I don't, my TikTok DMs, I don't even know how to check those.
Like, I go sometimes I check them, but it is a bad system.
Yeah.
The TikTok DMs are a bad system.
The Instagram ones are pretty good.
The TikTok notification numbers are way too high now.
Like, every time I log in is like you have 10,000 comments.
Like, what?
From when?
Well, that's cool.
No, from the whole time.
It's almost like I never read them, so it just keeps telling me that I have, like, from when I opened TikTok.
Okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah.
We did a podcast.
It'll be up on the feed on the Bobby Moe Trophy today, but we did it over the weekend, a bobby cast, and Eddie and I were talking about tires.
And so I had to pay a really expensive amount for a pair of tires.
And I thought I was going to get roasted for that because I was talking about how much I paid for the tires.
And I asked Eddie how much normal tires are, and he goes, I don't know, $100.
No.
And he got roasted 10 times what I got roasted because people are like, tires aren't $100.
No.
I saw that.
I saw that.
I was off by $100 bucks.
It was so more about Eddie paying $100 per tire than me paying $1,200 bucks a tire.
And you know, it made me feel better too because I wasn't lying.
The last tire that I bought was from our boss Rod.
He sold me some tires and I paid $100 for him.
He probably gave you a deal.
Yeah.
For used ones.
No, I mean, they were new.
Then stolen ones.
one of the two
Yeah
Probably just yeah
Totally getting you
That was way off on that huh
A deal
He probably could have sold him for more
I remember when my tire guy
Was sending me my price
A couple months ago
He said are you sitting down
And those were 500 a tire
Yeah and then
Yours were 1200
Not only were they 1200
They only go like 8000 miles before they die
And 8 to 10,000 miles
And I didn't know
And we started Googling
And it's all true
Why?
That's crazy man
That's a
Extreme high performance tire
So people were going in the comments.
That's not true.
And so I just went to the site and Googled it and then went to the site and just posting fact.
Okay.
Here it is.
This is exactly it.
Like posting images in the comments from the company.
Oh, so you just went there.
Okay.
There should be a law.
Like we need to regulate the cost of tires.
The wear, these tires were out 8 to 10,000 miles because they use ultra soft rubber compounds for maximum grip,
feature aggressive wheel alignment settings and handle massive horsepower.
hour in torque.
So could you put it, is it, is it, um, faux pa to put cheaper tires on your car?
Oh, you wouldn't do that.
No, no, no.
Don't go cheap on your car to you.
I don't think you do.
I think that's just part of it.
Because it would be like, yeah.
But what I told Bobby, though, is like, dude, they think that you're a performance driver.
All this torque, you don't torque.
Like, you drive under the speed limit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right.
So I'm sure you can get a little more than eight to 10,000.
get them changed because of the 8 to 10,000.
I had to get them change because
of pops, nails
in them. But then when I started
reading about them, that's what it said. You have to change
about every $8 to $10,000 and they call it $1,200 bucks a piece.
Wow. That's crazy, man. We do a whole thing
on it on the Bobbycast, and then listeners
were like, that's not, you're getting screwed, like
Amy was saying, and it's like, I'm not here.
Copy paste or screenshot
post from the site. And then they were like,
where's Eddie getting his tires? They're not a hundred dollars.
But mostly it was about that. Like, he's
guys.
You asked me a quick question.
Yeah, I got on from someone
that I know that was just getting rid of them.
But when you do a podcast, you're like, how much are tires?
It's like $100.
I said mid?
That's like middle the line.
It goes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's way off.
Okay, Eddie, your story.
Do you guys know what surveillance pricing is?
Yeah, probably.
You know what that is.
I think I can figure out what it is.
Yeah, I think we talked about it.
Have we?
At some point, is it the kind at the grocery store
where they have cameras inside the little tag
when you're opening up to get an item
and it detects who you are
and how much money you make
and then it changes the price base on that.
I've never heard of that.
That's probably part of it,
but that's crazy.
I've never heard they guess how much money you make
by your eyes.
No, they have your data.
They have data.
So like say I'm at the grocery store
and I'm like...
I did not. If this is it, I did not know that's what this was.
The one I read is not that
because that's high tech.
Whatever you're talking about?
Amy's just like Tom Cruise's eyes.
Yeah, mine's way more high tech.
But I think it falls into that.
Otherwise, there's like buying a flight online using your computer.
Correct.
That's why I said, go to the library.
That's what this is talking.
Oh, you were talking about the library.
They just tracking behaviors.
Correct.
Go ahead.
So there is a law that finally got passed in New Jersey that is stopping surveillance pricing
because it's out of control.
And I started reading more about surveillance pricing.
And I'm like, yeah.
So basically, they look at your browsing history and like, oh, they've been looking at
Tupperware.
Okay.
So next time they order.
Tupperware, we're going to raise the price because they're going to buy it anyway.
That is crazy that they're doing that to us.
It's cookies.
Yeah.
They're tracking us and then they are charging us more because they know how desperate we are
to buy certain items.
So I actually went in to clear my cookies because of this the other day and then I got
nervous because it said, you can't undo this and you would lose all your information
to any website you've ever been to.
And then what if I'm trying to log in this?
somewhere. And I can't.
You can save the passwords.
Yeah, but there was 3,000 different things
that it was going to. I know.
And I started to go one by one and
30 minutes in, I was still in the A's.
So,
should we just do it?
Delete your cookies?
You know, I pay $1,200 for tires.
They can get me if they want.
They did get you.
Yeah, it's just like, what am I going to do?
You could save a lot on flights.
Also, though, I don't think they're doing it to me on flights.
Well, I thought about like, you know, when you search flights, like once you've already searched it, and then you're like, oh, let me talk to my wife about it. I found a good one at a good price. I'm going to go back and talk to my wife. I've always thought, like, if I hang out on that site and I go wait an hour, two hours to purchase this ticket, when I get back, they're going to raise the price on this. That's what they say they do. Why wouldn't they?
It's hard for me to believe these theories, although they're not all theories. It's not a theory. There's a law.
But then I know for a fact my phone is dying.
Like it's getting worse.
And they've lost that lawsuit before.
Yes.
It was a class action lawsuit where they were limiting.
And my phone is not that old.
And it's dying all the time.
Sometimes it like jumps.
Did it start dying after an update?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's usually where they get us.
So I'm picking my battles.
They want to surveil me for pricing.
Fine.
Give me my phone back, though.
You'll fight for the phone.
You just got to pick her.
battles. Yeah, that's crazy, though. I couldn't believe it. How about Amy's though?
Are you going to the grocery store and they know how much money you make by looking in your eyes?
That's crazy. But I don't know how factual that is, but it falls under that category of scary
videos that I've seen about surveillance pricing and just how far it could eventually go or some places
are actually doing it. I did have a theory because like I went to the same grocery store to
buy all my tomatoes for the salsas. And then when I went this past weekend, they were way more
expensive. And I was like, are they tracking me? Do they know I'm there to buy 80 tomatoes? Probably
you bought all of them last week. They don't have many left. So they got a jacked price.
And to be clear, the cameras in there that would be seeing you, it's when those price tags,
have you ever seen the digital price tags at the grocery store? Yeah. So that's how they,
the price changes quickly. It's not like it scanned you. So then when you go check out, it just scans for.
But that's also not happening what you're saying. So it's not changing quickly. How do you know it's not?
They're looking in your eyes and seeing how much money you make.
They have, no, they skin you.
They're like, they have your Amazon shopping history.
Through your eyes.
Through your facial recognition.
Guys don't act like our faces aren't in the database somewhere.
When you get to the register, you have the barcode on there.
It's the same barcode for every, if you bought AGOs, all AGO barcodes are the same.
So how does the price change on that box?
Well, they have to change the box, but they can change the price associated with the barcode.
Do you ever watch the computer once after that box?
after you scan it, what the number is?
No, no, what I'm saying, though, is they have to go in and change it.
Unless AI, and it's not, but the barcode would be the least of the concerns.
The barcode could be associated with whatever price is programmed on a computer,
and they, AI, could change it if they scanned your eyes.
And Amy's here, and she just pulled this box with the barcode, 6382.
That line, line, that one is now $8.19.
Because Amy's rich.
Yeah, that could happen.
I just have not heard of people getting their eyeballs scanned.
And also if I see a price change on a digital tag, I'm walking up to it from the side.
Covering your face.
I'm walking out and I'm just looking at the price from the side.
I'm like, all right?
And if it changes after I get in front of it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just have to be, guys, just be careful out there.
Yeah, be vigilant.
That one just seems a little crazy.
I know, I know.
I know.
I'm sure it was not some weird video I saw that's not real.
Right after the stick this in your butt video?
Those are real.
Yeah.
That was a real doctor.
She had on a white coat.
Of course.
Lunchbox.
Yeah, there was a 39-year-old man from California.
He set sail on June 7th.
He was going to go to Hawaii on a sailboat.
Two weeks in.
The mask breaks.
He runs out of gas.
Cell phone dies.
That's it, folks.
He just started floating.
What do you mean?
That's it.
He died?
He died.
He just, he cried for five days.
Just like, I'm dead.
Like, I'm just going to float.
Because he was out of the channel, the shipping channel where ships would see him.
He just floated.
And then after five days, he's like, you know what?
I got some PVC pipe.
and he got some oars from his canoe and started making repairs.
And after a month of missing on the seas, a boat saved him this weekend.
Wow.
How do you have water?
He was getting condensation.
And the food he was getting fish were landing on the boat from waves.
And that's what he was eating.
What?
The wave was dropping fish on his boat.
Yep.
That's unheard of.
That is from the Lord.
And he was just drinking rain.
Yep.
That's what Kelsey the Rower did, the one that rode from California to Hawaii.
She would collect rain.
So she drank.
And showered.
and showered, yeah.
Do you even need to shower if no one else is around you, though?
She's a girl.
Because the salt.
Like, I wouldn't care, but, you know, girls.
But what if you're not in the salt water?
No, the salt, when you're in the ocean, the salt is in the air, and it would get on her skin and, like, chafing would happen.
So she needed to rinse her body of the salt or she would blister and stuff.
That's interesting.
I didn't know that about the air.
Yeah, I watch a video on that, too.
Also, since Lunchbox, I thought he was on the Nolan Wells beat.
Oh, there's a lot going on with that.
I know.
I've been waiting for, I need lunchbox to update me
because I purposefully don't really follow it
because I'm like, lunchbox is in charge.
He's the kid that went missing on that party island.
The student athlete that just graduated, the black kid, he died.
Mississippi, I believe.
And then his friends.
They luts him because he was supposed,
and then his mom's like, oh, what happened?
There must have been a fight.
But everything that's come out is, he just drowned.
No, there's a video.
I mean, there's a video of a fight
that they're saying that he was part of.
there's also audio of these guys calling in that a boat was sinking and that he could have been on that boat.
There's all kinds of stuff out there.
Yeah.
Dang our reporters.
That's what I'm saying.
But it's all hearsay.
I'm telling you, evidence points to an accident says an ex-fbi agent.
Like, I mean, I don't know.
So I don't know who is telling the truth.
And so until they come out, everything we talk about hearsay?
I mean, even that whole story was here.
Like, we're debating.
No, I mean, we're debating if he's on the island.
or now he was found right like so his body was found but they just don't know how he died
now haven't announced it got it i've seen a lot of stuff so i think there's a lot of people just
getting on twitter like and saying hey this is what happened it's not news like it's there's no
news about it well i guess the last we discussed it it was just breaking and it was really weird
because all the friends had deleted their instagrams and but probably were advised to do
that from legal counsel, but I guess.
And then his best friend is the one that said I reached out to his mom.
I was the first one to reach out to her.
Okay, well maybe there's nothing to fight videos.
I'm watching the stories about that.
Wells fight videos.
I mean, who knows if it's him fighting, but that's what they're saying.
That's what they're saying.
It is.
They can't.
So this has recently, these videos have recently come out.
Yes.
But they can't determine if he's in them or not.
Correct.
But dude, there are a lot of people on that island.
I mean, I thought it was just kind of like a, like you were saying, you know, here on the lake, there's some little islands there, maybe, you know, 20 people out there.
No, this is like a party island with thousands of people.
I'm reading the Times of India.
Is that even a real thing?
That's what I'm saying.
Like, I don't know if that's a real source.
Dude, I see Times of India all the time.
So do I.
Mega Millions of Powerball.
So they continue to grow.
Let's see.
This week.
Saturday's Powerball drawing didn't hit.
So tonight it's $6333 million.
And then Tuesday's mega millions is $800 million.
Detroit Free Press.
Is that a real site?
I've seen that one too.
A Times of India is real long-running and major daily newspaper founded in 1838.
It is one of India's oldest and most likely circulated in English.
Well, they are killing it.
So yeah, it is real.
That beat, he knows.
I just Googled it because I've seen Times India.
And I'm like, that's not real.
Let's do voicemail two, please, Ray.
I was listening to Friday Part 2.
I'm 15 years old.
I'm going to 8th grade.
You were talking about how Amy let her son choose his haircut.
That's like saying you get your haircut how I want to cut.
Or you keep your hair, but you have to cut your pinky off.
Like, nobody's going to pick that.
Hmm.
What?
Yeah, I don't know that I followed along really either,
but I think what he's saying is you didn't give him a real choice.
Oh, he felt like he had choices.
There you go.
And he chose.
He chose.
From the choices you gave him.
Yeah, and they look good.
And it's not like I threatened him with two.
You said bald or normal.
You said bald or normal. That was it.
No.
Or somewhere in between.
Number seven, Ray.
I have a message for Ray.
I think he is hilarious, especially recently with the Papa Shop.
He is just showing up with some one liner.
I am LOL in my car right now.
It's so funny.
Thanks for everything.
Oh, wait.
Morning studio.
Okay, goodbye, everyone.
Saw a video Ray posted of him watching the Chicago prelims.
He's on his bed watching as all those guys.
It reminds me those videos like after someone wins a championship
and they stay on the field and watch the other team celebrate.
It said, remembering this for the future.
Yeah, my cat was on the bed watching it with me.
Scuba was wanting to know if we were in the background,
and they definitely showed us a couple times.
But I was like, dude, it's too depressing.
We're just sitting over there saying what could have been
when these guys are out there bawling out.
I had a few people mentioned to me that they thought it was so cool
that you got to participate in the national competition.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, going around town for 10 years, nobody saw that.
All they saw was the stuff that surfaced online.
My mom goes, oh, that was so cool, but where did that come from?
I said, Mom, I've been playing bar basketball for the 10 years
since I moved in Nashville, but you just saw the tip of the iceberg,
not what was below the water.
I've seen that meme.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I would tell people that you have one at your house
and the last couple years you've been shooting like crazy on it.
Correct, that too.
I've taken different versions of that.
Yeah, I learned how to shoot the smaller basketballs
because I realized that was the competitive version of it.
Ray, what was the bar in downtown here in Broadway that you were like,
you had the record?
Oh, Paradise Park and then over here, what was it?
It was it Reba, or Kung Fu.
So Kung Fu, Paradise Park.
And then when I went to Louisville for the Garth concert, I set the record there too.
So I was a, you could say three location record holder.
Years and years of work right here.
But do you think you can be better than Ray?
As of right now, no, but give me a few more months, yes.
But what if he's still training in the few months your training?
I just feel like I can accelerate further than he can.
I was going two hands.
He's going one.
I'm ambidestriac, so I was going left and right.
Almost.
Try again.
Ambidextrious.
I heard that was a technique
So I texted Ray
Before he
But the guy who won
Played the best guy that did at
Amidextreus
And the guy who won shooting traditional
Beat the guy
That was shooting
Amidextreous
Yeah I don't know
I heard that was a thing
So I texted Ray and he said
No I don't alternate
The guy because onions
Shoots like this
But
Maestro
Who was it
The man got that won
Yeah Murf
Murf
Murf
Murf
Strong base
muscle memory.
Boom.
Traditional.
Boom.
Yep.
Yeah.
A lot of the guys that do go amidextrius, they say they went that version because I just
couldn't shoot it fast enough.
There's a six, six, seven footer, and he goes, yeah, I couldn't shoot fast enough.
So he's also ambidextrous.
He's like B. Kaiser or something like that.
There's only about three of them on the circuit.
And there's really no left handers.
Yeah, there is.
And I did left because I shot my right and it gave me an opportunity to grab it to the left
to maybe get an extra point.
Didn't make it every time.
But I felt like it gave me an extra point half the time.
Fascinating.
Yes, it is.
What's the word on machines, guys?
Are we going to get a machine?
This whole thing's fascinating.
We actually do have an update, but I wasn't going to talk to Bobby first about it before I revealed it here.
Got it.
Nice.
The problem is if a machine comes up here who actually owns it.
Me and Ray.
That's a question.
See what I'm saying.
A joint venture of Bobby, though.
But I don't want you to think that you can't have a machine up here.
I don't want you to go dad on us and be like, I can't have a machine.
You guys are going to break it.
It's not even break it.
it. It doesn't matter. I need to talk to scuba. Okay. Because I don't know what the update is.
But dude, if we had a machine up here, that'd be awesome. Well, and I don't know if this is going to
help our case, but I'm already facing it with my wife at home. She's like, the basketball hoops got to go
outside. So I'm starting to scout out in the garage, places I can put it. She's just tired of
the banging. She says it's every day there's banging, and I got to have a whole year of this if you're
training for next year's championship. So I said, I'll put it in the garage. I don't care. I'll do
I'll do in the driveway. I'll have a pop a shot. I don't care.
There's also other shows, other studios.
There's also that thing sits and we're not here. People are going to be shooting on it.
There's just a lot.
Oh, I'm locking the balls up.
I couldn't get in the building this weekend. I came up here Saturday.
For what?
Because Caitlin's grandpa wanted to see the studio.
And so I was like, okay, let's go. So we packed in, put the baby in the car seat, had
Caitlin's mom, dad, her grandpa, me were all driving up, beep into the garage, get up,
key card doesn't work and then whatever this app is doesn't work
I text scuba and I don't hear from him for like an hour
he gets me back I'm already home he's like oh hey man
but he was in California and Mike's like I don't know the law
so we just came up here stood in the stairwell for 15 minutes
I couldn't get in that's terrible left out left the building
that happened to me when my parents when my mom my sister were in town
and my brother-in-law and I brought him all the way up I couldn't get to the garage
and they're like are you sure you work here well I didn't know if we'd get to the garage
either and we did and I thought okay we're good then
we got to the garage we're good
it just looked like I was lying
same stood in the stairwell
Kael's grandpa really wanted to see the studio too
and also to get the baby going
the seat the whole thing we had to put a seat in a different
car
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Hey, this story sucks.
It's a bad one, but I'm going to tell it to you.
So this woman over the weekend, the story came out because she had done that TikTok trend
where you sit down in a chair and go, I'm doing the Netflix document.
of. Have you seen the trend? Yes. Yeah. And she, they put the words over the top and she said,
when you find out that your husband's a pedophile. Oh my. And then he went and killed her and they
killed himself. Oh my gosh. Once it was posted. What? You guys didn't see that? No. I saw that she was an
influencer and that it was a murder or suicide. I did not know that she had done that. That's what
happened. She was doing that trend. So she was killed by her estranged husband less than two weeks after she
posted a TikTok video accusing him of pedophilia. And it was that. You guys are familiar with that trend, right?
Yeah. I have not seen what most of the ones I see are, you know.
Funny.
Lighthearted. I had not come across that one.
She posted it. He killed her. He killed himself.
Dang. Yeah, hardcore.
Oh my gosh. NBC News with that story.
Whoa.
So.
And he was, right? Was he in trouble?
A little over a month earlier, she was granted an emergency protective order against him.
A day after police told her he'd been accused of, yeah, touching a kid.
Yeah.
because you probably don't kill yourself if you didn't do it.
Right.
So there's that.
I give you some good Oklahoma news.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, let's do that.
Yeah.
I bought the left field at Tulsa softball.
That is awesome, dude.
Wait, and so that also means that if there's a home run hit to that field, there's a prize or something?
No, I'm donating to the hospital there.
Every home run.
So my brother-in-law coach is Tulsa softball.
Now head coach, DJ Gasso.
So I bought the left field and anything that goes over, we call it the Bobby Bones Boneyard.
So any home runs over left field, every single one I donated $100 to St. Francis, the Children's Hospital there in Tulsa.
Thank you for the clarification.
Yeah.
No prize for the batter.
I didn't know that was a hospital.
I just thought somebody, Francis was getting money.
Someone named Francis.
So, yeah.
So if you go to any Tulsa softball games this year.
My name's out on the big wall.
Maybe it's not up there yet.
So, yeah, I'm rooting for him, made a big donation to the program, and then said, I just want to donate to the program.
Let's do something for the hospital as well.
So let's hope for a lot of home runs over left field.
Yeah.
That's really cool.
Medium do a lot.
No, a lot.
If it starts being like a world record year for home runs over left field.
Well, people are motivated.
Somebody had a really good idea that every time, like, Tulsa hit a home run, it said, you got boned.
They play the sound.
That's funny.
You guys can call us if you want.
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I was on Twitter and I saw they posted the full Odyssey movie on Twitter.
Who did?
At first I thought there's no way this is real.
Then I looked and I saw that it was over three hours.
And so I just scrolled a few things.
I don't want to see this on Twitter.
And yeah, somebody had put the whole thing.
It was up for like eight hours.
So like they have the whole thing or they recorded the whole thing in the theater with their phone
and then put it up.
Somehow they had the whole file
and they posted it.
Dang.
Elon.
You think so?
Oh, wow.
I mean, he's the owner, right?
Eddie went to see it.
It was awesome.
Was it?
Yes, dude.
I went in there thinking like,
am I really going to like this movie?
Like three hours long?
It's supposed to be this mega picture,
picture of the year,
whatever.
Dude, it's so good.
So I saw that we're supposed to brush up
on our Greek mythology beforehand.
I purposefully have not.
I've stayed away from it
because I know this is thousands of years old,
but I don't want a spoiler.
I know, but someone just, they were explaining, like, the prep you need to do for this movie.
I don't prep for movies. It's one of my things in life. I don't prep for movies.
Okay.
I'll watch stuff. A new season of a show is coming up, and I'll watch the preview to remind me of everything from last season.
That happened. Yeah. I ain't prepping for a movie. You liked it.
Loved it. Are you going to go see it? We were going to on our anniversary.
I know.
Now, at this point, if we're going to see it, we're going to go watch an IMAX of it.
Yes.
And that's what we ended up doing.
I didn't know that.
Oh, you went to the big one?
Yeah, we went to the big.
Because I told you guys, what, Dolby or whatever.
But no, it turns out my son was like, no, we're doing it right.
So Mike D.
went to watch it a second time.
And the first time, he didn't watch IMAX.
But you went to IMAX?
Yeah, and I loved it.
It's so good.
You'll love it.
Did you know there are like 3 a.m.
Screenings of this thing?
Yeah, he told us.
He said there were 7 a.m.
I went at 7 a.m.
I went at 10 a.
And it was full sold out.
He had to wake up early to go to a movie.
I took my coffee and everything.
It was great.
I mean, I just can't get excited about this.
And it's making me feel like something's wrong with me.
What's going to happen now is it's so good that it's going to get overhyped.
Now, something can be overhyped and also be amazing.
Both things can be true.
But because of this and them really loving it, people are going to go into it with this extremely high expectation.
And it may slightly not be met and go, that movie sucked.
So I'm not.
listening to any more of you guys gas it up.
Okay.
But I just want to go watch it.
I want to say one more thing.
Okay.
I did cry a little bit.
Really?
Wow.
Yeah.
And I don't cry in movies.
Mike, did you cry?
No, but there's one moment that really gets you, but I didn't cry.
It's when Cyclops falls in love.
It's a love scene.
I don't even know.
Cyclops is getting it on with that half horse, half human.
What is that thing called?
Centaur?
Yeah.
Cyclops and Centaur are getting it on.
and you just fall in love with them falling in love.
That's cool, though.
Congratulations, guys.
To answer Amy's thing, like, I didn't want to go, Amy, but my son wanted me to go,
and then I ended up liking it.
No, I know.
That's why I think I will like it.
It's just, even after hearing these rave reviews, I'm not like, oh, man, I got to go see it.
Like, I still want to see Devil Wars Product 2.
That one you can rent, I think, now.
Or at least buy it on streaming.
It should be on Disney Plus now.
Oh, it is?
I thought it was August something.
Yeah.
We're getting close.
I haven't seen one.
Maybe if I could just get that one out of the way, then I can get excited about Odyssey.
If I can watch the I'll watch the Odyssey.
Yeah, that's another one, right?
It'll be their Wednesday, even.
Never mind.
Wednesday, got it.
Bad joke.
What is?
Iliad's another Greek.
It's the first one.
It's the Iliad and the Odyssey.
See, and now you're talking all this talk that I don't understand.
It doesn't matter.
And who wrote this Homer?
Who's Homer?
No.
They don't know.
Really?
Is some guy named Homer?
A lot of theories.
So, yeah, basically.
Okay, that's what's up.
Give us a second.
We'll come back.
Now let's go to Texas for our next messed up story.
They found a bucket of human organs outside this funeral home.
There's a Home Depot bucket of human organs.
But, okay.
Why?
Well, probably it was just a funeral home and they put them in a bucket.
I don't think we're selling them.
Oh, okay, because that's what I thought they were doing a little black market work.
There was a police raid on a community funeral home in Houston's third ward authorities uncovered 48 boxes of unreturned cremated human remains, some going back to 2023, and then there was a Home Depot bucket with human organs.
I mean, that had to be their intent.
If you're removing an organ and putting it aside.
Possibly.
They just...
But don't you have to keep it cold if you're going to do something with that?
I don't know how old the bucket was either.
Yeah.
The raid led to the arrest to the funeral home's director who faces several criminal.
charges including theft, forgery, and falsifying documents to acquire her funeral,
director, and embalming licenses.
Dude, who knew?
ABC 13 with that story, but imagine that.
That's one of those things that you're a cop.
You never really plan on that.
Seeing that?
A bucket with Home Depot on the side with a bunch of human organs in it.
That's crazy.
Eddie brought his salsa and dropped it off on Friday to all of us.
And I put up on the Bobby Bone Show Instagram, me just getting mine out of the fridge,
He made mine a wussy batch, so he said.
Sissy.
Sissy.
Sissy batch.
Is it one word better than the other?
Yeah, because Sissy salsa.
It's a little alliteration there.
Oh, a little litter on S's.
I like that.
It was great.
And I didn't want it to be so great.
Why didn't you want to be great?
Because I didn't just want to keep gassing you up, you know?
Because everybody's like, Eddie Salsa, and it's going to be like the Odyssey.
People are going to, it's going to be good.
People are going to go, ah, it's fine.
I see what you're saying.
Yeah.
It was really wonderful.
And so Caitlin's parents and her.
Grandpa, which is Billy's great grandpa, we're all in town, and we crushed it. And we had
some Mexican food we ordered two, and I taste tested the two against each other, and you won.
No way.
I know. Yeah, it's really good. Like, my jar's pretty much gone.
What did your, what did Grandpa think of it?
Really enjoyed it? Really? He really enjoyed it. Yeah.
Because I feel like he's tasted a lot of sauce in his life.
90 years old. Yeah. You wouldn't know he was 90. I mean, he still tends as cows. He's still out
working on the farm. It's crazy. But yeah.
Your sauce is really good.
Thank you, man.
You worried me a little bit on your video because you're, like, tasting it and, like, you made a face?
I'm like, oh, no.
Play voicemail number three, please.
Eddie, I just wanted to touch base on your salsa business there.
The FDA has to come to inspect your house and your kitchen.
Make sure you have no animals, things like that.
How are you getting past the FDA?
Because if not, you're going to get trouble.
They're very strict.
Hope it goes well.
Yeah, yeah, good question.
We'll address that a different time.
time and place.
I don't think you have to worry about the FDA.
People sell food out of their homes all the time.
We talk about this on Facebook.
You can order a whole gourmet meal from someone's house.
Yeah.
Tennessee has a different law.
I've wondered how they're doing that.
I mean, and that's happening all over the country, but there are regulations.
He's just selling to friends right now, though, so I don't know that it's like the same.
Because when I had my cupcake business, I couldn't make my cupcakes out of my house.
But that was a business, and you had to be.
Oh, I was just doing things legit.
Yeah.
So if I just was doing it for fun?
Yeah.
If you're just making cupcakes and...
Okay.
He didn't even have a name or stickers on his jars.
Not yet.
I just signed the top like a little autograph.
Play that other one.
This message is for Eddie.
Regarding his salsa.
Lose the cilantro, bro.
I've been making salsa for 25 years.
You don't need it.
You don't taste it.
It'll be better.
Trust me.
Love you guys.
That's false.
People have no idea about what year's taste.
I love cilantro.
And he's like, you don't taste it.
Yeah, you do.
Eddie, under the Food Freedom Act here where we live.
Now we're talking.
No license requirements, no sales limits, and no routine inspections.
Because that's what we're doing.
Is that just here in the States?
I don't know.
Basically having a gun.
You can have one.
You can shoot one.
You can throw it in the air.
You can be everywhere with it.
What's that called a free sales act?
It is the Food Freedom Act.
I love that.
I want to wave a food freedom flag.
What about the Food Safety Act?
Amy.
We start lobbying against him.
Yeah, relax.
I mean, I want it for you.
But we also could come alongside.
I was thinking, like, we need to talk to Eddie.
Like, if he's going to turn this into a legit business, he needs to sell, like, what are you, what's your DBA?
What are you doing business as?
Are you going to file for that?
Are you going to form an LLC?
He doesn't want anything to do with anybody because I said, dude, I'll give you some money.
He's, like, I don't want it.
I do my own thing.
Oh, I was just offering, like, help walk him through some of the steps.
What is DBA?
Doing business as.
Ah. Okay.
As Eddie.
Yeah.
Eddie's salsa.
It's great. I think you have a bad plan on delivering it, though. Your distribution's bad.
You just need to have one single day where you go and you set up and you go, I will, to everybody who wants it, I'm in this parking lot at 3 p.m. on Friday, we've already talked with them and they come get it on one day.
You can't do the whole thing where you're driving around.
No, dude. And then going through DMs, like, it's really hard.
Well, that you still have to do.
Well, I've done it, but like two people have canceled on me and I'm just like, all right, well just.
Get the money ahead of time. They have to Venmo you ahead of time.
Yeah.
See, we can help you, but you don't want.
I mean, people are DMing me wanting to place orders.
Really?
Yes.
That's interesting.
I'll send you.
Imagine.
I took screenshots.
If you eat his salsa while watching The Odyssey, oh, double whammy.
I want to do some voicemails here.
Ray, would you play voicemail number two, please?
Eddie was talking about his kids not wanting to put their seatbelt on in the car.
When I would nanny, my nephews, they would fight me on putting their seatbelt on.
And so I would just turn the air conditioner off in the car until they put them on.
That may sound kind of cool.
It never got super hot, but I could outlast them in the heat a little longer than they could.
They would quickly, quickly put those seatbelts on.
That's a pretty good idea.
That's not bad.
Yeah.
But, I mean, what if you're trying to get on the road?
Like, I feel like that's a long, I mean, we may be on the road for five minutes before that heat.
You mean the lack of seatbelt.
Right.
And you can't mean.
Interesting.
I didn't think about that part.
I just thought about just sweating them out.
I can work that into my routine.
Or just say I will not turn the air.
on until you put your seatbelts on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I liked that until you reminded me the safety part of it.
Because, like, you could be on the road for five minutes.
Yeah, I didn't think about that.
My mind did not go there.
And they're like, okay, we'll roll down the window.
Right.
Play number three, please.
Eddie and Daniel, too.
Have a good day.
Bye.
What do you think that is referring to?
I don't know.
Eddie.
Oh, that's the Reed's song.
Eddie, Amy, Lunchbox.
Daniel, too.
Oh, that's so good.
Yeah, that's perfect.
That is so good.
It actually fits in perfectly.
Launchbox thoughts?
Actually, pretty stupid.
We can move on from that.
Hey, me,
Eddie Amy, Lunchbox, Daniel, too.
That fits perfectly.
Perfect.
We really got to stop that.
And it is like,
now it's T-O-O.
Two.
And it's like another person on the show.
I mean, it really is.
What if Lunchbox and Daniel gets mentioned?
Like, it's like,
lunchbox,
crazy stuff, but Daniel's here too.
No, doesn't really roll.
Oh, okay.
I'm not worried about the role.
I'm saying, would you like to be mentioned twice in that song?
Yeah, if you want to go lunchbox, lunchbox, great.
But he's the new Dr. Jackal, Mr. Hyde.
That's story's been around forever.
That's him.
That's him, the two personalities.
Yeah.
I got one personality all the time.
No, dude.
We've heard you.
Lunchbox is intense.
He's angry.
The world's out to get him.
Daniel's a little more chill.
Lay back.
It eats Tempe T tacos.
Vegan.
Oh, peanut Tempe tacos.
Yeah.
Tampas.
They don't have those anymore.
The place does it?
Yeah, but if they did.
And that place shut down.
Yeah.
Why?
They went out of business.
Just like not enough people going?
I love that place.
They didn't say why.
They just said, hey, this Friday's our last day and then it was gone.
Dang.
Is Daniel sad?
I hear Daniel now talking to us.
That's Daniel.
Yeah, yeah.
Is he sad?
No, because they got rid of the tacos.
before they close down. Maybe they should have kept the tacos.
Maybe they'd still be in business.
Interesting. See, you don't like
the song change. No.
No, not at all.
Really? Hey, me at lunchbox, Daniel, too.
We've already said it doesn't work.
I think it's perfect.
I mean, it fits right in.
Play number five, please, Ray.
Hey, I'm not going to leave my name or
steady for personal reasons
because we have friends
who are first cousins that
are married. Yeah, they've been married
for over 25 years, have kids and grandkids.
Everybody hears to be pretty normal,
but it's the strangest thing ever.
Bye, have a great day.
First cousins.
First cousins, that's, that's it.
And it sounds like everyone has their fingers and toes.
Yeah, because even first cousins,
it's a very small percentage,
but it's enough of a percentage to matter, right?
Yeah.
If it's one whole percent,
that is significant when it comes to birth defects.
One percent is significant.
Yes.
And I don't even know that it's 1%,
but we were debating last week about second cousins
because the guy found out he was married to his second cousin.
What's more weird?
I'm not saying more right or wrong
or even scientifically more difficult on the family.
Okay, so just what's more weird?
You end up marrying your step-sibling or your first cousin.
First cousin.
You live in a house with your step-siblings.
And you have forever.
So your step.
Yeah, because there's no blood relation.
Yeah.
First cousin.
But what if you never knew your first cousin and you meet them when you're like 23?
It's still first cousin.
That's weirder than step.
You don't agree?
I feel like if you grow up with your step in the same house as a brother's sister and you marry them,
I feel like that's weirder than first cousin.
No, because you're...
Yeah, but it's a little weird, but you're not related out.
And it's actually not that weird because both y'all's parents love each other.
I feel like if you grow up with somebody from a child all the way to adult and then you marry them,
and you live in the same house
and you have brother-sister relationship.
That to me feels more weird.
Like there's not a right or wrong.
So this is an opinion-based thing.
I said, we can't use science
because you're obviously not going to have a tail
if you marry your step-brother sister, right?
Scientifically, there's no blood there.
But I feel like it's more weird.
So you would rather marry your cousin?
Than my step-sister, yes.
Yeah.
That tracks.
Because of where he's from, Amy?
That's stupid.
That's such a...
That's not even a real thing.
My sister had a kissing cousin, and guess where they live?
Oh, I'll guess Arkansas.
That's different than marrying.
Well, he was our second cousin.
I don't know if technically they ever kissed kissed,
what was the title, kiss cousin?
A kissing cousin.
You're kissing cousin.
They like, yeah, or you had a crush on.
And I remember we drove to Arkansas for that family trip,
and the whole way, the whole drive back in my mom's,
Buick, my sister was blasting.
It must have been love, but it's over now.
Because of the cousin?
The rock set cassette cassette tape.
I mean, I don't know.
I think she was having like some emo moment because we had to leave the cousin.
Okay.
Yeah, I hear you.
I just don't.
You know why that's a stereotype for Arkansas?
Because we keep making jokes about it.
No, no.
Do you know why it is a stereotype?
Because in the Ozark Mountains, there really weren't a lot of other people.
Oh.
So they would all marry each other.
Yeah, there wasn't access to other people.
The only people that was around that you knew would be people that you knew and sometimes
they ended up being your cousins.
Oh.
Yeah.
But like aren't we all, I don't even know we're there yet as a society as humans, but aren't we all kind of related at this point?
Because it's been so long.
And we all started, right, with these little individual tribes.
Yes, but then there's so much distance between that we're not related.
But now we travel, like hook up.
have babies.
I mean, you can track back 10, 11, 12th cousins,
and it really doesn't matter.
But you would see sometimes like Michelle Obama
is related to Tom Hanks or 12th cousins.
Right.
I mean, you can just fall back eventually, sure.
I'm sure that happens a lot.
But I think it would be weird to marry a step-sibling
that you grew up with from five years old on
than a cousin that you never were around.
So that's me.
Everybody else disagrees?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You guys didn't have step siblings, though.
Mm-mm.
I did.
Well, I had...
I had half.
Did you live with them
in the same house?
No, I mean, my brother
lived with us for a little bit
when he was in college,
but I had a,
my half brother and sister
had a half brother,
and I went to college with him.
So you had a quarter brother?
That's weird.
And we were at A&M
at the same time,
and we would,
people that didn't know our situation,
like I'd go hang out
with him and his friend sometimes.
He'd be like,
this is my half brother and sisters,
half sister.
So technically,
we could hook up.
So, but there was no blood, right?
No. So you could? We could.
You could. That's, I mean, that was his favorite thing to say.
Oh, he would say that about you. Yeah, like he was a big tall cowboy. He wanted to hook up with it.
Yeah, he did. You don't make that joke. Now, you don't make that joke unless you want to hook up.
You're dropping hints. That's what that is. As a dude, guys, you can back me up here.
You don't make that joke about hooking up with somebody to their face unless you secretly want to plant the seed that you could possibly hook up.
100%. He was just funny.
Fine? He's one of the funniest people that I've ever met, besides you guys.
We wouldn't disagree.
Well, whatever.
But we wouldn't disagree with that he's hilarious.
But you don't make that joke.
Unless you want to.
Unless you want to.
I think it was just a funny way to explain to his friends.
That too.
But also, maybe you make that joke when you're not around if it's just to his friends.
But if you make that joke and you get to hear it, you know, a little plan of see.
Did he ever make a move, Amy?
No.
Never?
No.
He chickened out.
No, I think that he probably would have thought that's weird.
The vibe was never exactly right.
That could be it.
I feel like my half-other-and-half-sizraven, like,
what are he doing?
No.
One other thing is that Eddie saw like a suitcase or a bag in the stairwell.
Oh my gosh, guys.
Like lunchbox?
Yeah, so lunchbox saw like three suitcases,
but they were on a rack, right?
Lunchbox?
Yeah, they were on a rack, just like in the stairwell.
They were there for multiple days.
Don't understand why they were there,
went to the front desk.
They had them removed, detonated, whatever you want to say.
I don't want to say detonated,
because we don't know that I don't think they were detonated.
But you don't know that that didn't happen.
Okay.
So it could have.
We all had a good laugh.
We said somebody just probably put their suitcases in there.
But lunchbox went and told the guy.
Eddie then saw a bag.
Yeah, I was pulling into the garage.
Amy, I'm sending it to you right now so you can see what I'm talking about.
I was pulling into the garage.
And what do I see in a parking space?
A suspicious black bag.
Just sitting there on its own.
You see it?
Wow.
Like, does that look suspicious to you?
Yes.
And this is right after lunchbox is talking about seeing these suitcases in the stairwell.
Like, for sure, and now I'm thinking our building's about to blow up or someone's trying to.
Did you call anybody?
Oh, yeah.
I alerted the officials.
Same officials lunchbox alerted?
Different one.
Different one.
And this official went to scope it out.
My guy?
Yes.
Oh.
And what did he say?
He says got tools in it.
Oh.
It's a tool bag.
Okay.
But still weird.
I just thought it was so weird that he had just talked about it.
I pull into the garage and what do I see an unattended bag.
Maybe though you've seen other bags and haven't noticed it,
but because lunchbox saw those bags that was in your mind.
Yeah, that could be it.
Thank you guys for listening.
We're going to go for the day.
How's your podcast channel or your YouTube channel coming?
Good.
I mean, we're working on it, making new graphics.
And I think we got four or five new subscribers yesterday.
I'll take each one I tried to celebrate
because I was like, you know what?
This is what it's like to build something.
I want to be excited instead of being like,
oh, that's just one.
I want to be like, we got one and like have a big party.
Amy has for our podcast, Feeling Things,
at Feeling Things Podcast is our YouTube page.
And so if you want to be one of the few subscribers
that Amy celebrates over right now,
because it's going to be so many more soon.
You want to get in?
I know.
This is now we're finally ready to first.
I mean, we just flipped it to feeling things last year.
And I think the focus was getting it flipped
and starting to get video.
and then Instagram and TikTok,
and then now Bobby's been helping me
in the last couple weeks,
like really dial in on YouTube.
It looks great.
I'm looking at the graphics now.
One, I'm curious.
It says, who's letting A, hold on,
who let Amy send these flirty emails?
Oh.
Got me.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Got me, got me.
I'm ready to watch this segment.
Okay.
Yeah, so if you guys are looking for a page
to subscribe to,
go check out at Feeling Things podcast.
That is Amy's podcast.
And right now,
1,390 followers.
Oh, 90.
Well, it says 1.39, so I think that's 1,000.
It's like Ray would say 1.3,000.
No, no, but we were, I was in the 80s, 1.38.
So that means we need to celebrate more because that's like 10 more than the five I thought were from yesterday.
Buy a cake.
Okay.
There it is.
See, and that's where, this is just where I want to be.
I want to be, I want to celebrate every single one.
There's another one here, this is forgiving a man who stabbed you.
And you guys do 20 minutes on that more than we did.
We talked about that briefly.
But can you date someone you're not attracted to plus a story, forgiving a man that stabbed
you?
I guess that's what, not can you date someone that stabbed you?
Well, that's the couch talks where one listener emailed in about the coworker that stabbed
her and forgiving him.
And then another listener left a voicemail about how she's been dating this guy and he's so
perfect in all the ways, but she's just not that attracted to him physically.
And she doesn't know what to do.
Oh, but that can change, right?
Or is it just a face?
Well, she's like, how long do I give?
Because it hasn't changed.
And I was like, well, he said maybe give it a couple more months because every other thing,
every other box he checks.
That's a tough one.
For women, it feels like we could say, give it a couple more months.
For dudes, it's like, move on, move on.
Yeah, she's.
Unfairly.
Yeah, I get it.
So we'll see where she lands with that.
Well, if you guys want to check out and subscribe and Amy's podcast is at Feeling Things
podcast.
That's it for today.
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