The Bobby Bones Show - MON PT 2: Crazy Plane Stories + Why Does Amy Need To Miss Work? + Did Eddie Lie About Cleaning Lady Money Total?!

Episode Date: May 4, 2026

We talked about the chaos that ensued after Spirit Airlines shut down, a woman who refused to get off of her phone during takeoff and a man who tried to open a plane door after being stuck due to weather. We also talk to Listener TJ who used to work for Spirit and gives us the real details. We got an update if Amy predicted the Kentucky Derby correctly. Eddie talks about Morgan Wallen getting stood up by celebrities at his concert. Eddie gets accused of possibly pocketing money that was made to raise for our cleaning lady who left. Amy shares why she might have to miss work. We shared more stories from over the weekend at iHeartCountry Festival in Austin.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This isn't a normal podcast. Everything here is spontaneous, real and genuine, just honest conversations about what it means to be alive. I'm Javier El Chicharito Hernandez and listen to Learning to Be Human on IHard Radio, Apple Podcasts, or whatever you get your podcast. I feel bad for people who had a spirit flight. They shut down, but if you had to go home,

you didn't get to go home. You had to go buy another flight. Yeah, which is crazy. People got stranded. So basically, most airlines are in the red. Like, jet blues in the red. Spirit was struggling big time, but they couldn't keep up because gas prices are so high.

It was like an extra $300 million that they didn't have budgeted in because gas prices are so high. So for everybody, it's why the price of everything is going up because not only we got to pay more for gas, things being delivered to us, things being flown to us, trucks, 18 wheelers, driving through the country, costs more gas. Everything's more expensive because gas is so high. So Spirit goes down, and then I was reading about one woman. They got to Orlando and she was like, we got to come up with $1,300 just to get home. because I had a spirit flight and you don't get a refund. They're not even a business anymore. Yes, they don't have to pay everybody back.

There's no vouchers, no nothing. It's like you just show up to the door and it's just closed. Right. Even if you had an appointment. Even if you had a gift card that you bought to the place and you show up. Nope, nothing. So that's bad news. I'd never flown spirit.

You guys? Yeah. Good airline, man. It was awesome. Maybe once. I mean, small seats. The trade tables were usually small. they charge you for everything, even

including if you want to bring shoes on the plane, they charge you, but the flights were dirt, cheap, and it was great. You want a cup of water? That's going to be a charge. Yeah, they got to charge you for water. They're going to charge you for water. But what if you're just dying at thirst? What if you're dehydrating?

Sorry. That's going to cost. Yep. But, man, the flights were like $85. That's pretty amazing. Total or one way. That's like a nickel to get on. I mean, you can go $85 for a round trip.

I got one for $40, like $1. See, that doesn't feel good to me. That feels so unsafe. Such a steal. Yeah, because I wonder it's like, you know, the... Are they even real pilots? Yeah. It's like, I mean, you gotta start somewhere, but...

I don't want to be on a flight where they're starting somewhere. Yes, because, like, did they apply to other airlines? A passenger on a Delta flight tried to open the plane's door after getting angry about its delayed departure. Why was it? It was this delayed because the Delta, uh, per se. person on the cell phone, they wouldn't hang up? What do you mean? Okay, so there was a Delta flight, which I thought that's what you're going to talk about,

where they had to turn around and go back to the gate and get a girl off the flight that wouldn't hang up her phone before takeoff. Oh, no, this is weather. I didn't know that story. They should. And then I thought, oh, did someone get mad and try to open the door? Try to throw her out the door. That would actually understand.

I feel like, no, I get it. Like, I would be like, take her phone and throw it. Like, just get her. That I'll get her off the phone. Was it a, okay. Was it a call where she was like saving someone's life or the secret code or last words or grandma or something? I mean, I don't think so. I think you say you come up with your last words and you're like, hey, plane's about to take off like I got to go. Like if you're a sane person. They're telling me to get off. Here's a Delta flight delayed and pasture arrested after a woman refused to hang up on the phone before takeoff.

From Miami was delayed after a passenger refused to end a phone call. Authorities said the woman became disruptive, refused to leave the aircraft. Yeah, so then I think when you refuse to leave, you're like charged with trespassing. Because now you're somewhere where you've been asked to leave. But that's refused to leave, not refuse to get off your phone. But then she wouldn't get off the plane once they said we have to kick you off the plane. Yeah, that's the difference. No, the difference is, hey. But if she would have stayed on her phone, would they arrest her?

Yes. Just two seconds. Hold on. They keep trying to arrest her and it's like, no, no, no, not even that. Hold on. Yeah, and in case anybody's confused, I'll. also saw Delta has a zero tolerance policy for any shenanigans. So hang up the phone. Okay.

Because they're, they mean business. I think they're also trying to set a precedent. It's like, we've asked you to hang up the phone. You're not hanging up your phone. And then she gets disruptive. Okay, now we need to go back to the gate and you need to get off. I wish that were their official slogan. Bong. No shenanigans. I don't need anything else. Want to get away? I don't need that. Just boom. No shenanigans. I mean, I saw her mugshot. I don't know. Maybe she's just been crying. I don't know. I wonder if maybe she was drunk. You have to, I would think either something life-threatening is happening to somebody or you're on something.

Just speculating. Yeah. Because you don't act like that for the sake of just acting like that. This other flight, this guy, weather was so bad. He starts demanding to get off the plane after, and I understand after hours of waiting, but you still can't do it. Like I understand his mindset of I just want to get off of here, but you can't elevate that to I'm going to push the door open. So they're just sitting on the tarmac? Not only that, he grabs their phone.

Oh. starts ranting on it on the, hey everybody, here, floatation devices. Like what the flight attendants talk through? The landline phone. And then he starts pushing the door. Everybody starts panicking, obviously. The slide did not deploy.

The plane was returned to the gate. Security got him off. And the federal charges. Dong! No shenanigans. That's what I say. No more getting on. No shenanigans.

Let's go over and talk to PJ. Hey, PJ, you're on the show. It's PJ. like Terry. Oh, hey, TJ, you're on the show. Sorry about that. Go ahead. It's okay.

So I love Roger Fox. I do. He's probably my favorite. But he was exaggerating about the whole spirit thing. I worked there for two and a half years. It was my dream job. It was amazing. At the end of 2024,

I went ahead and jumped ship because they were talking about closures. And I'm the insurance carrier for my family. But anyway, we did not charge for cups of water. We charged for models of waters. And our flight attendants and pilots were the safest and were the most experienced in aviation. Our training is like way more intense than Delta, United, all those.

So we were a very good company. And they flew for 35 years. And every plane they took off landed safely. There was never any kind of crash. That's cool. So why does Spirit have the reputation that it has then? Because it's low cost, and sometimes you get a lot of news ones on there that act crazy.

Were there a lot of Spirit airline fights? I guess I didn't know what airline they'd fight on. I just watching the TikTok. They're huge in, well, they were huge in Fort Lauderdale, a lot of Florida base because that's where they started. So, yeah. That's why, that's all she has to say. She was like, you know what?

They're based in Florida, right? Did you, did you ever? No, listen, Pennsylvania is way worse than Florida. Oh. Like the people that are boarding from Pennsylvania? I promise. Yes. Okay.

Yes, the attitudes. You must have just had like a rotten crop of Pennsylvanians. Well, Philadelphia. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, I can understand that. A little rough around. One city by one. She just starts insulting everybody.

Yeah, I get it. Like, yeah, that's the price, then the people. Was it ever a time that you would get on, you'd buy an inexpensive ticket, but by the time you bought everything else, ended up being the same cost as like if you flew one of the major carriers? No, I still think it was cheaper. Because the bag, you know, you pay for a bag, okay, then they pay $50. So it's only $19. Or $90 for the flight.

Then you buy a couple bottles of water. Then it's $110. I mean, it's like, man. Man, it's still so cheap. What do you think about that question, TJ? Seriously. What was his question? Sorry, I was interrupting.

Oh, no. The question is, do people ever get on and then buy all the perks and then it ends up being the same or more than another flight? No. No way. Because we were so low.

Now, people would grab about the luggage and all that. But y'all got to understand, when you go buy a ticket for somebody else, They have everything built in, your snack, your drinks. Spirit would do, like, charge you by what you get. So if you didn't want to carry any luggage and you just want to take a backpack or a carry-on, you didn't get charged. If you wanted to buy a drink or something, then, yeah, you're charged.

But if not, if you don't take those options when you're flying with somebody else, then you're already charged for it. So you're paying for it no matter what on the other slots. I'm here it, you're not. You can really boil it down and make people pay how much they weigh because of using more gas. Like, all right, let's see. All right, let's see what your weight is. All right, I have $41.

Yeah, a whole physical. Yeah, blood, if there's odds of them down. Yeah, just the whole thing. Like, just start from zero. I remember the seats being, like, uncomfortable. Like, it's almost like they took the padding out of the seats. They were stiff. Yeah, they're like stiff seats.

And I don't remember. Did you pay for a better seat? Like when you go to a football game, you can get the padded seat. You could pay for a bigger seat. Okay. A bigger seat. Yeah, you could upgrade to a bigger seat, more room. You can do that on a normal flight, though, right?

Correct. Like first class. More leg room? Does Spirit have first class at all, T.J.? No, they only have the front bigger seats. But also, the flight attendants were probably the best flight attendants, first of all. But we would move you. if you were kind to us

and I saw that you're tall and cramped up in the seat towards the back and I have an exit row or a big front seat open I would move you. Now if you're being a buhole I won't but Like if you're from Florida Yeah or Pennsylvania

Yeah like some of those people Well shoot it sounds like We should have been giving spirit a chance Yeah the best ad now is when it closes And people are like we love spirit I know like wait a second why wasn't I flying because I guess I just assumed unsafe. It's sort of like you got more skin in the game.

Like I pay more so it's going to be a better experience. It sounds like it's the same, just a little bit of a stiffer seat. I'm telling you, the people that flu spirit all the time would tell you the flight attendants are the greatest. And the pilots too, apparently. Oh, the pilots are unbelievable. That's the nicest group of pilots, I think, that are out there. There you have it. The kids would come in the cockpit.

Oh, no. Oh, that's not good. That's not good. Not while they're flying, right? Not while they're flying before the flight. You can't open the cockpit door while flying. But so, yeah, they were some of the best people. They would lock the cockpit door if everybody put in a quarter.

You got to pay for it. Hey guys, you want the cockpit door locked like premium safety? Put a quarter of front. T.J. Were you sad when you saw that they were going out of business? Oh, extremely sad.

I still have friends and stuff there. Like when you go through training, you form a bond with these people. You're four weeks, six days for four weeks, trying to learn and cram all this stuff in. But listen, I can deliver

baby. I can do the homick. I can do CPR, the AED. Like, I can do all that stuff. Put a fire out. Yeah, I have friends that are and have been flight attendants. And what they have told me, it's not they're getting paid for the job they're doing in the air. It's for the job they may have to do if things go wrong in the air, like being so prepared for everything. Yes. Well, I appreciate you calling, T.J. I hope you have a great week. Thank you so much. Hang on, Bobby. Bobby. Yeah. Bobby.

I ain't going anywhere. I'm right here. I'm right here. Sorry. I went to Luke Holmes because I live in Seymour, which is right beside Knoxville. And so we went to Luke Holmes Saturday night at Newon Stadium. Amazing. Like, we saw him with Jason Aldean in Nashville a few years ago.

But this was my 10-year-old's first concert and first time to Newon. It was amazing. The video of him doing shotgunning beers with. Peyton Manning, Joey Aguilar. With Olvin. Yeah. Al Wilson. Yeah. And Josh.

Was Hyple? Yeah. Hypole too. Is really cool. That's cool. That's a good one. All right. TJ, thank you so much.

Thank you all. All right. Bye-bye. Bye. A couple voicemails to start us off. Ramondo. I just wanted to comment on Amy's segment about driving past houses and wondering if people being held there.

I do it all the time. So, Amy, you're not crazy. Creepy little barns, a lot of ears. of watching scary movies, but Amy, I'm with you on this one. Thanks. Okay. Because you're with her doesn't mean she's not crazy. No, now there's two crazy people. No, I mean, it's just more crazy people.

It's good to know I'm not alone. Next one, please. Hey, this is Hannah from Tulsa. I just wanted to send a little life update. Right before I started college in 2022, I went to Bobby's comedicly inspirational show in Nashville, and he wrote me a note saying, good luck with the needles,

because I told him I was going to nursing school. And I just wanted to update him. I'm about to graduate, I'm graduating with the 4-0. and I'm going to be a nurse in Tulsa. I went to let him know since that was the last thing I did before I started school, and now it's almost over. Thank you so much. Congratulations.

That's awesome. Sounds like she had good luck with the needles. Yeah. Probably ain't a thing to somebody now. They're just poking like crazy. You guys can leave us a voicemail anytime. 877, Bobby. Let's see.

Where do we start? Your horse did not win the Kentucky Derby. I know. I saw that. Sorry. A little off that day? I guess so. You know what? I didn't leave the room. Don't I often leave the room?

Often, I don't know. So does that mean you're a fake? Oh. Oh, what, what? I don't know what it means. Amy picked Chief Wallaby, but we really had to dig in. Yeah, we did. I saw L in green. And a J. I mean, I saw L. was it that? Did you all miss the interpretation?

Well, there's Golden Tempo, but I don't know the color it was wearing. Golden tempo one. Yeah, golden? That horse, you can't take every L. Or female trainer First ever to win I mean. Female.

I mean. Did you see that horse? Did you watch the? Yes, that was insane. I don't watch it live. You watched it live? No, I watched it on a clip. And the clip was so interesting

because the horse was in the back. About back. And now I went to a lot of horse races going up. We have a massive track in Hot Springs, Oklahoma. To go from that far behind in that race was wild. And yeah, first female trainer ever and I watched the cam on her. Good Spence.

As she was winning. It's super cool. Yeah. The good thing is golden tempo won. The bad thing is we didn't because our psychic. I know. Quote unquote, psychic. Did not psychic.

Renegate it to Ocelli at 3. Chief Wallaby, our horse at 5. If I had just seen the color gold, y'all would have picked this one. Yeah. But I saw a green. When I was watching the clip, of course, I had goosebumps for the trainer. And just everything about it was just so all the feels. Like it would have been epic if the horse would have won.

and, you know, kind of maybe been in the middle in one for the female trainer, or the... Class of woman, got to come from behind. All the dudes keeping her in the back just to come through a bus through the glass ceiling. But the fact that, yeah, the horse was in the back and a woman has never, a woman trainer has never been a part of winning.

Like, I just was like, man, I had goosebumps big time. Could it have been the men being like, hey, you know what? Let's let the woman win. No, I don't think so. No? No, because it's a male jockey on there. Mm-hmm, yeah. They're all male jockeys, right?

I think all. all the horses but won were a descendant of Secretariat I read. Really? Yeah, because you know they stud those horses and they pay a very high breeder fee for very famous, strong, winning horses. I was just like, I was so happy for the horse. And I was like, the horse doesn't even know what's going on.

That's why it's not a real sport. But the jockey's on there. Jockey's not the winner. The horse is the winner. It ain't a real sport. If the thing competing doesn't know they're playing a game or if they won. The jockey gets a lot of money though, right? But how does the horse go from the, actually?

The jockey is the jockey doing something to initiate the horse going from the back to the front? Yeah, but the jockey's not the winner. The jockey is the person that rode the winning horse. Yeah, but if you have a sucky jockey, then... That's true, you have to get a good jockey, but still, the winner of the race is... The horse. Golden tempo. That's interesting.

Golden. Goldol, lo, lo, because you don't know the name of the jockey. Leo. The winning jockey gets $310,000 of the $3.1 million winner's purse. Holy cow. Wait, what is the jockey's name, though? What if it's Leo Green? I would die.

I would die. The winning jockey was Jose Ortiz. Jay, you saw a Jay, you said. No, I said I saw an L. L and a J. Oh, I did? Well, hello. Jose.

I used to do Friday data days for the week. I thought it was Tuesday data. No, Tuesdays don't look at comments. No, Tuesdays don't look at comments. Friday, Mike gives me all the data. It is. But on the end of the month, it doesn't have to be a Friday. I'll do a dad today for the whole month.

The biggest episodes from April, I'm telling you, they're all part two. It's just the top five were. Number one was Bobby's birthday dilemma gets complicated. Number two was Cheryl Crow calls out lunchbox. Number three is Bobby shared baby's face. Number four is Billy had a rough night. Number five is Amy almost died. Those were the part two is from the month of April.

I'm like trying to think when you, just by the headline, if I can remember what we talked about. I know. Well, one of the one was Bobby's birthday. The biggest three of the year so far as of May 1st, 2026. An episode from March 24th is at number one. Bobby thought he was having a heart attack. Bobby and Amy make a bet. An episode from March 4th is number two.

Bobby got a rude comment from a celebrity. Morgan met Swingers. That was on the cruise. Oh, is that what that's from? Yeah. And then number three is Mark. March 31st, did lunchbox get on prices right? And cops thought Bobby was lying.

All are part two. So everybody watching Part two, listening to Part Two's, those are our biggest episodes of the year and of the month. If you want to go find them. So there you go. That's what I do on Data Day. I just look at a bunch of Dad. Some of my favorite days. Love the Dad.

Love Dad today. All right. Around the Room, Eddie. Yeah, so you know how like Morgan Wallin, every show comes out. He's got a person from the city, you know, like if he's in Alabama, coach saving comes out right the walkout yeah the walkout well he was in Vegas and for the first time in a long time he tried to invite all these people to walk out with him and everyone canceled them

yeah he said i think it's five people yeah five people said they have some flaky people he said you got some flaky a people here in this town and then people do we know who he invited no they haven't they haven't said that but he people are guessing like i wonder who like he invited and they turned down from Vegas because in the past he's had Tyson before tom brady with john brady The second night he had some... He had hockey players come out with them from the Golden Knights.

But they were saying maybe Fernando Fernando Mendoza, who was like the new quarterback at the Raiders, maybe. You can't guess that. Maybe it could have been carrot top. Right, right, right. Wayne Newton. They're literally just saying people that live in Vegas. Lunchbox.

Shannon Elizabeth, do you know who she is? American Pie? Yeah, she was in American Pie and she did some other films. Well, she got divorced and she joined the only fans in the first week on there, she made million dollars. In one week. One week. Million dollars.

But what is she doing on that? I saw that headline, but what is she doing? She said, oh, you know, you can come and we can interact and it's DMs. And I'm not sure what I'll show and what I won't. Oh, she left it. Did she get naked on there? I don't know. It just says, you know, I'm not sure what's off limits and what is.

I don't think anything's off limits on that site. I've never even been to the front page. Oh, good. Yeah. She was just, I think she's trying to. to tease people like, hey, come look and see what you get. Well, if you don't give, people probably start unsubscribing. Yeah, but a million bucks in one week.

That's more than she made in her film career. Her entire career? She said that? That's what her agent said. I would think all in, she would have made more than that. He said, in your first week, I made more than the big movies I was in. Interesting. Okay. Well, she's good for her.

Yeah, good for her. What are you thinking, Amy? She's hot. I'm just thinking like. You remember how hot she was when that movie came out? Easy money, but I guess it just depends what you're willing to do. I don't know what she's having to do. Like if she's just DMing and chatting like about American Pie, then okay.

I doubt that's what she's doing. But I don't. Yeah, or maybe she's comfortable with doing more. You know what? The one I think about the most is just feet picks. Oh, we can subscribe for free Because it's just like so much money Or at least, I don't know if people are telling the truth

About money they've made, but I think people only like the feet picks from those people If they like the rest of them too I don't think just people with random feet You never see their face or head make a bunch of money Oh, okay But Amy, they ask you for feet You can make 80 bucks

It's worth it Oh, I've been offered in the hundreds Well, dang, hey, I'm wrong My bad My bad I have turned it down. Amy, what do you have? Don't worry.

We're not getting political. We're not worrying. So. She's got a work away back in the first spot. I know. I got it. She's got to work away back in the first spot. So now I'm going to bring you stories like a bread truck is driving along down the highway

and all of a sudden a plane that's flying in from, let's see, Italy. So it's a big plane landing in Newark from Italy. clips him. The wheels start going down to land and the wheel hits the bread truck. And he's got, because he works for a company, there's... Where was the bread truck? On the runway?

On the highway. The plane is coming in. Why is the plane so low over a highway? So maybe it's a little short. I think it hit a light pole. It hit a light pole. I saw a light pole. And a bread truck full of 14,000 loaves,

which by the way, were still delivered that day. Not by that driver because he had to go to the hospital. Thankfully, life-threatening at all. But I don't know if the plane just approached a little too low too soon. And then by the time it put its wheels down, it started to hit things. So maybe it should have just been a little more elevated or maybe waited a second for the wheels. I don't know. But in the footage you can see because he works for a company that films him while he's driving, he can hear something. And you see him start to like look around. Like what is that loud noise? And the loud noise is the

plane right above him. And then you see the video kind of shake and go black. Window shatter. Yes, the window shattered. And so he got some glass inside of him. And that's why he had to end up going to the hospital. But he's going to be okay. So look at him. Just having a good time. Driving along. I don't know if it's a good time. But he doesn't know what's happening yet. Okay. He's looking. Oh. Oh my gosh. That's that. But I can't believe the plane was able to still land on the runway just fine. I guess because the runways right past that road. Yeah. You would think the wheel will be messed up. Right.

It would hit the fence or the wall or something. Even if it hits nothing else, the wheel's broken. How does it land with a broken wheel? You ever see that you have to belly land? Yes, and sparks everywhere. Maybe all the other wheels were so awesome. So no one got hurt? Nobody was hurt.

Like the plane landed safely. I mean, I'm sure he's scared and he had the glass in him. Listen, should he call Morgan and Morgan? I'm sure people are hitting him up. Oh, man. If you were the headline writer to this story, what would you write? Like something fun. What?

Like, luckily he's not toast. My brain is so fried from the trip. I'm so tired. Like, I got nothing in the tank to even go there. Okay. Yeah. Bread driver burnt by airplane wheel. Ooh, toast almost got burnt.

Yeah. Guy. Smushed bread, but not smushed human. I don't know. Yeah, that's tough. Morgan, you have a story? I do. I had to do my backup.

Amy did the one that I had. But so did anybody have a thermos? Thermos? Yes. Yeah. A what? No, the brand. Like thermos, like a thermos.

Yeah, a thermos. Thermis. Is it pronounced the same? I don't know. I always thought it was thermos, and then everything was called a thermis because of the thermos brand. Yeah. Okay.

Then it must be thermos, and I'm mispronouncing it. You never heard it, so it's fair. Well, so everybody has. one of those things where you heat up. Well, 8.2 million of their food and beverage jars have now been recalled because there was 27 incidents where consumers would open them and the stoppers in them would forcefully eject onto their face. And there's three like total cases of vision loss from it. So if you have a- People lost their vision because the thermos fired up into their eyeball. Yep. ejected straight out of there just on accident. Oh my gosh. So that little

thing that pops up when you drink it? Yeah. It just went right back at them. Three people have permanent vision loss. So if you have one of the 8 million that are recalled, then maybe you watch out for that. That's terrible. That's how you lose your vision. You're blind.

It's not because something blew up in your face. Like a fire. We're born with it. A thermos exploded. It hit you in the eye. I'm working on some headlines. Oh, the bread truck? Yeah. I just was disappointed by myself. Because your brain's fried I'm just

I'm beat from that That trip It's just like sleeping I don't know I still don't have anything I was thinking about the word loaf Loaf oh that's loaf Loaf level

Loaf flying plane Yeah but I didn't like that Dude that is so good Loaf flying plane Hits bread truck Another one was like Driver says he didn't need KM

I was like needing Yeah I was like I was trying to figure out a word for need. But I don't have it though. I don't have anything. I just have words. Or like the other one was,

we're talking about the horses, like, well-bred. Oh, bread. Yeah. Like I was just working with some things here. Yeah. Pride is like love. You feel it in your heart.

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And now our good friend, Nile Horn, is joining the show. How's it going, boys? Hey, Nile. It was the same thing with Slow Hands. Slow Hands is not about anything else, really, is it? You know, or taste so good can be about food. You do the same, Nick, with some of the stuff that you've done. You too, Joe.

Drop what you're doing and listen to Hey Jonas on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcast. Man, I saw a story, and I thought it was, like, recent, but it's not. It was an older one. But it was, the headline was, the headline was, woman loses. 10 years of memory due to like a hard poop like she was like tried it oh and so she had like a

vessel pop Oh a stroke That's crazy But it was from like I don't know Five years ago That's worthy of being And you still remember that headline No I just saw yesterday and I was like

Ooh that'd be a good story but then I did my research Wow I was like let me do more of a Google on this story Where is you now? Before lunchbox goes like that happened 10 years ago You idiot Plane hits truck crummy day for driver

Okay, that works What about crumb like a Or just start with crummy day for a driver Playing a plane hits truck That's funny Need for speed Air plane was Plain had need for speed

Hits truck Too bad it wasn't a truck full of bagels And you could be like Plain bagel Well too bad it wasn't a car A Lamborghini Maybe there were some bagels All right

Is that everybody's story? one, two, three, yep. Which ones? What you have? Shannon Elizabeth. Yeah, how do you forget that? Only fans. Hey, Abby wants to bring something up about Eddie.

No, boy, here we go. It's not like, spill the tea. She just has a question. Okay. And it's about the money for the cleaning lady, right? Yeah, it's just... What about it? It just didn't really, like, add up the amounts that you were saying in the number of people.

I don't know They went to her I think I've named everyone Maybe we had more money I don't know Did you pocket some of the money I did not pocket any money Abby what do you see

Well it was Bobby Amy 100 100 200 Scuba Morgan To be fair Stopby right there

I never saw Scuba give her money Scuba kind of did like a handshake money He did like tip the Concierge Because it wasn't like a presentation I was like we're helping somebody in need And she'd like this big whoa Look at me to give money.

Just somebody. So I don't know the amount Scuba gave her. $100. Okay. Oh, so that wasn't included in yours. I never saw it. You ever see like the 80s movies where they like tipped the person at the front of the restaurant and they like slide money in their hands? That's how scuba did it.

But it was a big presentation. We talked about it in the show for like a month. I know. I'm just saying like as a human in general. Scoobo, why didn't you want to be part of the card money? Like why did you feel to do it separately? I just felt kind of weird. I just want to give her money.

He wanted her to know it was from. That's what it was. It wasn't about him feeling. He wanted specifically to get that. Whatever, whatever. Smart. Go ahead, Abby. Oh, where was I?

Okay. So yeah, scuba, Morgan. Rick, Julie. Yeah, I think Rick and Julie were 100 combined. Oh, okay. See, now it's making more sense. You said 100 each, and then when I added it, that's over, that's 825. Why is she checking my math?

And then you said you sent her 700. just the math ain't math in smart how much did you give her abby 25 I'm honest I mean Eddie it would be tempting you know Rita

so maybe it's $725 is that what you're wondering no I counted 825 but you said it was 700 so I'm just trying to get this backster I didn't keep any money I didn't keep any money

why would I do that is a woman that needs it she's going to her homeland like why would I take some of that money that'd be so mean to me and that's not me well even when you

donate to like a go fund me i think they take a percentage yeah maybe you just thought you were that oh i was go fund me yep you were taking your cut the transaction fee yeah you did put a lot of work into it and you bought the card yeah i did they hang in there card you did buy the card good for you yeah so i donated more then a little extra yeah uh i don't know what from this weekend like what do you got got anything good uh i i well i mean the concert's always amazing i think we already i mean i my favorite it was Kane Brown. And then for me, just my friends that come to the show that live in Austin that I've been friends with for over 20 years. And it's just fun to see them. And they, like, I could see them from the side stage and they would be singing along and jamming out. And like, that's just

fun. Not only to get to hug their necks, but for them to have so much fun at our, like, the IHeart Festival is just fun for me to watch. I was bummed because my sister couldn't come this year. She comes every year with my niece at least and then some of my nephews, but my niece graduated college this weekend. So they were all in Colorado for that graduation. Were you sad? You couldn't be there for that? Yes. Would you have gone? Of course. Yeah, if it was a different weekend, I would have gone. But I don't even think, I mean, my sister right away was like, I know that that's the same weekend as I heart. And then for me, because of some family stuff in September, I didn't get to go to Vegas.

I like, yeah, I wanted to be at work. I get it. And I'll celebrate. with my niece and she knows that it's a work thing. I don't know. Now I'm like talking because I'm like, should I have gone to that? No. You had a lot of work to do. I know because I had my son's race and I had, you know, Adelan's graduation and then the work thing.

Your son, they won their race. They did. They, yeah, he's got whatever's after regionals. What is it? State. Yeah. They won regionals. Wow.

And they're going to state now? Yeah. So we'll have to, yeah. Let's talk about that. I think it's like during the week. Really? They're racing during the week? Oh, sorry. Yeah, I know.

Speaking of missing work, I don't know what to do. He texted me last night because he's with his dad last night, and he's like, you're going to be able to come to my race? I was like, well, I don't know any of the details yet. Well, what are the details? We don't know. We don't know any of the details yet. And he's like, I don't know.

I just know that I have to miss school. I know it's in Knoxville at the University of Tennessee. They're not going to have state in Nashville, the biggest city in the state. But Tennessee's got the biggest facility. Yeah, they're using the state capitals here. They're going to run around the capital or what? True. Are there Van der Bill?

Yeah, but Vanderbilt doesn't compete athletically with the facilities that Tennessee has. Yeah. So. It doesn't matter what time it is. You can go. We have a little bit of time. So I'll talk to you about it.

I think it's like May 18th or something. Should we just all go? Oh, my gosh. That would be epic. Oh, you've always wanted a trip with the show. Maybe he wants a show trip so bad. Yeah. Listen, down and back.

What just let me know. Down and back? Yeah, let us know maybe. Guys, we could. We'll let us know so we know we know that we're going. one. I'll tell my wife. That'd be kind of fun, do it, a little show trip to go support Stevenson at State? No?

Bobby. That'd be great. We could take microphones. For what? Do a show. Oh, from this live. In the car. You've done podcasts in the car before, right? You did that? That was fun. I wasn't there, but I saw. Oh, yeah, we did do that.

We were driving to what, Western Kentucky? Yes. We don't like to, but we have. And the guy that was, oh, not that one. We did one where there was a, we had a driver and he ended up being like a voice actor. So he was doing voices for us. Yeah. That was awesome.

Yeah. But whenever it is, you can go, obviously. Well, cool. Well, we'll discuss. I mean, it's not cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. We were leaving because we left to come back home right after the show on Saturday night. And so I go, I do the Riley Green intro. And everybody was like, I said, have your bags pack because we're going to leave immediately after the show.

We're going to fly home. And so as soon as I go, grab and go. And everybody was packed and good. And I was packed except for the suit that I was wearing. I had to take it off, but on shorts in a hoodie or whatever. So I get all the way packed and rolling out and had a pair of shorts that didn't make it in to my bag. Not enough room? Didn't get him zipped up.

And he's like ready to go. We just opened the bag of it and put him in there. It's not that easy. It's not that easy. I was just going to sacrifice the shorts. My bag was already packed. I told everybody to be ready. I mean, I had to stop and slow down and I wasn't ready.

So I said, I'm leaving the shorts. He just goes, I'm going to, I guess I'm going to leave the shorts. That's crazy. And he starts walking out. That's what Amy said. I never once said like, you know what, just leave it. Never. Right, because, and they were like these white corduroy, like cute shorts.

And he just was going to leave them. And I was zipping up my bag and I was like, put them in my bag. And then I had the bag. Actually, it made sense, which I have them. I'll give it to you. because I had borrowed Caitlin's boots. And I was like, I'll just stick them in the bag with the boots. That way they'll go home with you no matter what.

So stuck them in the bag. And then also, he, in his green room, he gets all these snacks. And he was just walking out. Oh, yeah. That's everywhere we go. Then I went and I collected all the snacks. Dude, I've had so many Laura bars from like when we toured. I'd be like, oh, we're taking all these home.

And they go macro bars? Yeah. Those are like $359 a pop. I don't know what you want for me. I get it. I get it. I got the shorts and I got the snacks. Hey, did you bring some of those snacks here? I don't send off a lit.

It's just an existent rider that they... You're lucky to open up the fridge. Well, there's all kinds of stuff. There was lots of waters and red bulls. I have a very light rider. Like very, very light. And so it's like waters, red bulls, sugar-free, a couple five-hour energies.

That's sparkling water. Sparkling water. Some, um, citrus fruits and then some bars. That's pretty much it. And so we were walking out and they were like, you're going to leave your shorts? It's like, that's on me.

I didn't get back to time. And then she's taking all the food. Don't put in her bag. I'm like, that's great. You can have it because otherwise somebody's going to take it. Did you know, I lost, I forgot my toothbrush at the hotel, my electric toothbrush. Oh, that's nice.

Oh, dang. You're electric one. Because what? They're expensive? No, I know. I accidentally left it. I didn't be like, I don't have room for that. I know.

Somehow. And he's too fresh And Bobby's like, oh my gosh, why would you, dang. I would have had room. I'd already zipped up and I was. You were leaving. Yes.

And I said to everybody, we have to leave as soon. And I didn't want to be like, hold on, I got to go back. Because if I'm going to set the rules, I got to abide by them. So I left him. And I was like, yeah, somebody would be able to use these shorts. I guess that somebody's going to be me because Amy saved them.

Yes. So that's what's up. My wife did say because they were watching the show while we were gone. She was like, I feel like the whole show is just, you guys' show now. It's like the artist, but you guys' his show does everything.

I was like, yeah, that's pretty much what it is now. Oh, yeah, that's cool. We first started, there's a lot of people coming in, and now they're just like,

you guys do it all. Bobby Host, you three, do the stuff from backstage and that's it. So, the show looked good, though.

Obviously, I didn't get to see it on Hulu or Disney Plus. You're going to go back and watch it? No, but my wife said it look good. That's good.

Is this still up, Scoo, Steve? No, it was only up for 24 hours. Oh, yeah, because I saw it on there yesterday. It's weird though. They'll keep it there longer. Probably music licensing.

That makes sense. And yeah. My kids were so impressed. With the show? Yeah. No, the fact that I was on TV. Like the fact that I was live on TV, they'd never seen that before. And they were like, wow, dad, we're watching you.

This is crazy. And then, I don't know. I just like, I never get that kind of love from them. I feel like they see stuff like that. And they're like, oh, every dad just does that. You said when they saw you on Netflix on mine, they didn't even care. Correct. Because it wasn't live?

Maybe it's just a live thing. Like, whoa, you're in Austin right now and you're on TV? That's crazy. Did they take a picture of them in front of you? They did not. No picture. Oh, this. I forgot.

I did put one of the bars in my back right now for breakfast. Oh, my gosh. What was that big? Whoa. That was a big one. Did they realize you at a bar? Oh, well, my stomach started growling just as y'all were shocking. And I was like, oh, yeah, I put.

I have some of my bag bag bag in the car, but I forgot I threw one in here. I think you should give it to lunchbox because he asked you and then you were like, now I don't have those here. No. I said, in my bag, out there. But I have it right here, so my next break, I cannot wait to eat it. This kid consumes

13,000 YouTube videos in three months during school hours. Well, that's not good. That can't be allowed. A Wall Street Journal report from Wednesday about YouTube consumption, a seventh grader named Ben Warren in Wichita Kansas reportedly managed to lock 13,000 YouTube

views from December 24 to February 25. And they're saying, like, this is not a kid setting a record, that this is not normal, but it's around normal. Oh my gosh. But are they YouTubeing like science experiments? I don't think so. Okay.

One anonymous 10th grade in Oregon. Log 200 video views and one school morning last month. Man, they're just giving free rain to just watch whatever, huh? Yeah. Well, not. I mean, I guess like we would have too. For us, it was TV. We watched a lot of TV.

No, I'm saying they're given free rain at school. We wouldn't have because we wouldn't have been given free rain. Yeah, I guess it just depends on school because like my kids wouldn't have free rain unless they're sneaking it. A Japanese underground music idol named Harita Matsumoto has sparked a heated debate after photos surfaced showing her lying fans to sniff her armpits after shows. Oh!

Matsumoto, who has about 400,000 followers on social media, is part of the highly competitive underground idol scene in Japan where performers struggle to stand out. And she lets people smell her armpits. That's a way to get people there. And the fact that people want to smell her armpits is weird. Yeah, that's weird too. I don't know if they are there for the pits or if they just think it's interesting that somebody they're a fan of is saying you can smell my armpits.

I don't care who is saying that I could smell them. I'm not, I'm not going to want to do it. Lunchbox, if Shannon Elizabeth was like, you can smell my armpits. I'd do it. Right. Now, he's not like, I can't wait to smell Shannon's armpits, but if she was offering it, he would do it. You would? You would?

Yeah. George straight, Amy? No, good. I'm good, George. Eddie, what's your girl, Gwyneth Paltrow? Oh, yeah, I would. Yeah. Because you guys would see that as something sexual.

Amy doesn't. See, smelling a guy's armpit. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I didn't say it was sexual. I just want to see what she smells like. It's not sexual. It's just intimate. Okay. You know?

Me. No. Okay. But why? No. If it's not sexual. They're hairy, gross. Okay.

Tom Hanks, your favorite. No. Right. If it's not sexual, then why not Tom Hanks or me? You just don't want to get that close to Tom Hanks. Okay, but why Gwyneth Paltrow then? Because it'd be nice to just be closer. Okay.

Exactly. In a non-sexual way. This Kentucky Derby meant juelip cost $5,000. That race was on Saturday we talked about. There were limited edition at $5,000. $152 hand-crafted cups were available, made with luxury details like sterling silver, gold plating, sapphires. So they were buying them for the $5,000 cup and for the collectible.

That's pretty crazy. You ever been to the derby? No. I have not. Do you ever want to go to the derby? I have no interest. I've been invited a couple times. Unless it was just super easy, I just am good.

It looks like you go for the social part of it. Not very social. Just generally. I'm just not a social person. So unless it was for like a sponsor or something, I don't think it would be for me. Have you been, Amy? No. It's always the same.

Not that I would go. I think it would be fun. I believe it's a lot of it. always the same weekend as our IHeart Festival, at least it has been for many of the years. I don't know if that's true because our festival is not on a dedicated date. If it were,

that's the craziest coincidence ever. Yeah, isn't it normally like around the first to second weekend in May? The Derby is always first Saturday in May. Okay, so, and I think majority of our shows have been the first weekend of May. Maybe they've fluctuated here and there over the last 12, 13 years, but, or however many there have been. So, but That's not what's kept me from going, Eddie.

I've never been invited. Like, who would I go with? Like, I think if I were ever do something like that, it seems so intimidating that I would want to go with someone that has gone a lot and they know what they're doing. But to just, like, go for the first time, I'd be very nervous. Thursday night's Powerball had an unusually high number of people that won prizes.

89 tickets won the $1 million prize. Wow! Why is that? It came down to some way the states lay out the number. numbers on their play slips. The million dollar winners were spread across 20 states, but 89 of them won one million dollars. Guess who won one of them? You. I'm going to guess you.

If you want a million, would you come in? Not for a few days. You would take a couple days off? Yeah. Okay, but that's not good for your, then you might not have a job. I would. Bobby? Ooh, after saying that.

We can just like have a big thing happen in our life and we can be like, I'm not coming in for a few days. Says the girl that just said she was going to take off her son's track meet? That's two week advance. You just said if you don't want, how is that even the same thing? It's exact same thing. Hold on, would you win and then say,

hey, Bobby, you just won the lottery. Can I have a couple days off? Or would you just not show up? I'd say, hey, man, I'll be out for a few days. Okay, so you would call. You just went. Right.

And I'm asking for permission. It sounds like the same thing. It is not the same thing. Bobby? I think if you call and said, hey, I just want a million bucks. I'm going to take a few days off. I'd be like, all right,

We'll see a Thursday. Okay. And same as you. And then we talk about it. It'd be a bit. Okay. But if you want a million though and just didn't show up Monday and Tuesday and then come in Wednesday.

He probably wouldn't have a job Wednesday. Okay. If he called, he'd have a job. Okay. But if you win a million bucks, you get three free days off. There you go. So now it's the, now we know. That's the rule.

Yeah. If you win a million bucks, you get three free days off. Okay. But you have to at least call in and talk to us for a minute on that first day and talk about that you want a million dollars. But you can have three days. off if you want a million dollars. Lunchbox. How much money for you

to just no-show? It has to be multiple millions because taxes are going to take half out and then it's gone. Like if it's a million, it's down to what, 600,000? I can't live off that for the rest of my life. So how much? Because you're probably going to get fired. So how much?

I mean, if I go 3 million because then it takes half away, I get one and a half million, I can probably live off that the rest of my life. You quit for a $3 million for a $3 million win? Yeah, I think I would be gone. Right? Because that's a million and a half.

I'd be a millionaire. But what about the money plus? Like you have that money. Plus you're also working and making money. Yeah, but when you have that much money, do you really want to grind every day? Do you grind every day? Yeah. I'm here every day.

No, that's not what I said. That's grinding every day. Showing up to work every day. Like if you're a millionaire, why would you want to go to work every day? I think most millionaires still want to go to work every day because they weren't driven by making the million. that got them to go to work every day. Oh, I always think that people do that because they think, man, I want to be rich.

It's like athletes who sign a huge contract and still perform really well or better. Yeah. Because they're making a ton of money. But the logic is, well, if you make it so much money, why do you care as much? And that does happen with some of them. But you don't think some of them want to make more money?

They kind of get like, ooh, I just made $10 million. I want to make $20 now. Ooh, I want to make $50. Limited contract windows with age in sports. So I don't think so, so much, unless it's a short contract. Are you getting a one or two year deal? No, I just mean rich people. Like if there's a millionaire,

they made $20 million. And they're like lunchbox saying, they don't just quit, they just want to keep working more. Do you don't think that sometimes they want to work more? I think money drives a lot of people, but you're talking about it in a contract. I was talking about just rich people.

Like an entrepreneur. Yeah, rich people just do rich people stuff. I don't know. I love to just quit. You, that's crazy. You know, my wife told me, which is awesome. She said, like, if I ever get a job where I can make enough money, and you can just cook and take care of the house, we can switch rolls.

And I was like, that's not a bad deal. Because I love to cook. Wait, what? I would just be like the... No, no, no. What? Set up the scenario again? Like if she had a job that made, you know, more than I did.

Okay. And I said, well, yeah, I would just stay home and cook. Must be that low tea, talking. Wow, Dan, he's fun to be Mr. Mom now. Oh, Amy, so... I'm just... That's such a joke. That is such a sexist joke.

Yes, and it was a joke about your mom. You're low tea. It's fine. We know I'm joking. Ha, ha, ha. Men can stay home. My wife hates the term Mr. Mom. Hates it. And I say it just to drive her crazy. Yeah, because it's called being a dad. That's what she says. That song, if I'll play it, she'd be like, I hate the term Mr. Mom. I'm like, why? Because it's called being a dad. It's just called being a dad. Like be a dad. You're not Mr. Mom. You're not Mr. Mom. Because that's like, I cleaned up the kitchen, took the kids out in the park. I'm Mr. Mom. He's like, no. She's like, no. She's like, no. She's like, no. It's like,

you're a dad. Call Mr. Mom. So if I really want to get under skin, I'm like, Man, it's Mr. Mom in it over here. Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer. Crayons go up. One drawer higher. Whatever. Who sings that? Is it Diamond Rio?

Mr. Mom? Lone Star. Lone Star. Yeah, those two are getting mixed up a bit. Yeah. Well, so anyway, Eddie, you're saying you would like to. I would totally do it. All I have to do is cook.

And clean? And clean? But how, where's the job? What's the job your wife's going to do? She's just saying, like, I have no problem. It's easy to hypothetical. Yeah, what a great hypothetical by her saying, oh, yeah, I'd do this, but she's never going to do it. So it's like, oh, yeah.

I think there's a lot more that also, I think you would also, does she handle the calendar and scheduling and doctor's appointments? Right, you would have to take all of that on. She said she wouldn't. She would still do that. All I have to do is just cook and clean the house. So you want her to have extra load and have this crazy job. I don't want anything. This is not a realistic situation, guys.

I know, this just shows like he doesn't want to do anything. He enjoys cooking and he thinks that. And I think the standard of cleaning you'd be held to. is probably a little bit higher than what you don't know that. You said you hate folding clothes. I said, and I told her I would hire someone to do that. I definitely wouldn't do the laundry. With what?

What money? Her money that she's making. So then she'd be making less than... Percentage would be I would hire someone to do the laundry because I'm not bad. I'm not doing. Okay, so what about if she was completely stay at home? She had no job because she, she contributes. She makes money.

Okay. Don't say little. Why do you have to say little? It's like a part time. She has a job. He's got to say stuff now to show that he's even more manually. So he likes to do. Right.

So if she comes to you and she's like, hey, I just really don't like folding clothes, so I'm going to hire out for that. What would you say? She does. She has someone come clean the house sometimes. Sometimes. She does, like once a week. Mm-hmm.

Okay. So I'm saying like she does, I would do the same for someone to do the laundry. And then are you golfing? I don't have time for that. Fishing? On the weekends. No, I mean, if you have this hypothetical situation, you're not going to have time for golf? I think, too, like if I can just cook for the whole week and kind of stuff,

store it right? I can probably golf and fish all day. This is such a hypothetical that's never going to happen. Because she's not looking. No. Right. That's the point. But what if something comes up and like, hey, would you do this? She takes it. I'm Mr. Mom. I'm just thinking you underestimate what, you mean, you're a dad, and you underestimate

what goes into being a stay-at-home parent. Hey, then summer hits and he has to take care of the kids. Hey, but she has a little job. Yeah. Eddie. Her job's not as big as mine. Why would you say that? She has a little job. I just stop now.

Yeah, like, how little? It's not like, it's part-time job. That's a little job. Why wouldn't you say she has a part-time job? Because, I mean, little is just kind of like a better descriptor. No. For you. It's not.

To make you feel better. Two note, too. That's the thing that women, we have to change that about ourselves sometimes too. Like, that's how we'll end up speaking about ourselves and like, oh, I have this little thing that I do. And it's like, no, you're doing this thing. You're on only fans. Be proud of it.

If you worked part-time, you would be like, I have this. Big job. No. No, I might say I do this part-time, but I don't want to make it seem insignificant or smaller than it is. I'm still contributing. Anyway, whatever. Yeah, whatever.

It's not even a real thing. This is all I've been. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You guys are getting into fight about something that doesn't exist. Well, I just find it interesting. Like, Eddie's, Eddie, it's weird because you have good work ethic. And then it's like, but you wouldn't work if you didn't. Yeah.

If I didn't have to, Amy, I got, yes. Like, if I didn't have to work, that'd be great. I would still do things. I just wouldn't go to work. The whole idea of like... I guess I just can't let my brain think that way because I don't have that option. So I don't even like...

He doesn't have the option either. I know, but he fantasizes it. Like we interview... He fantasize about doing nothing. John Morgan, like, and the whole interview I'm watching the John Morgan interview, I'm just like, wow, he does nothing. But he's done a lot.

I know. Get there. I bet he would tell you. He just wrote a book. He's not doing nothing. Yeah, he's probably in a lot of things. Doing a lot of things. But he's like in Hawaii, man.

Just like enjoying what he did. Right? Would you fast forward and be 80 if you had enough money to retire and do nothing? 80? Yeah, but now you're 80. Can you guarantee my health or like? No, you're 80. Just 80.

You're 80. I don't know. I'm going to make 80. No, that's what you said. You said you were out at 80. If you're 80, okay, 75. 75, you have enough money to retire. Fast forward right now.

I think 72 is my, my, I'm dying. Death lock. Yeah, where it's his death lock right now. So I want to be dead. Yeah, but even if the answer is no, this is, that's so many years of life. That would be all the life. life he's lived right now and then gone. That's what I'm saying is it that important to him to be able to do nothing that he would fast forward all the working years. Yeah, because you're getting

to the point where you need help going in the bathroom. You have 9,800, no, 9,084 days left of your life, 12 hours, 47 minutes on your death clock. Man, like, ever since my dad died and like, and then I start seeing other people's parents die, I'm starting to think like, dang, dude, we are like, it's so close. It's closer than I ever thought. I've never thought that way before of my life. And then now you read 9,000 days. Like that is... Yeah, 9,084 days left. Not a lot of time. Sorry, buddy. We missed you. And that's what I'm saying. Do I want to spend the rest of my 9,081 days like working? Then don't. Then quit. Or do we live life, man? Like, just enjoy every day. But you're acting like that's a question that you can answer. You can't because you're going to

keep working. I'm going to keep working. But I just feel like some days, like, Man, like, and I enjoy working. I like doing this. But like, some days I'm just kind of like, man, if I only have 9,000 days left, you've got to live a little. And then my wife's like, ooh, do you want to go on vacation? I'm like, we can't afford that. Maybe I'm just going to start saying yes.

The last time you said yes, you got very in debt. Correct. Put it all in a credit card. Very in debt. All right, we're done. Thank you guys for being here. We're back tomorrow. We will have the big surprise payoff tomorrow between Eddie and Lunchbox.

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