The Bobby Bones Show - MON PT 2: MAJOR Drama Over Our Cruise Rooms! + Lunchbox Steals From Grocery Stores + Most Shocking Names In The Epstein Files

Episode Date: February 16, 2026

We got information about the rooms we will all have on our upcoming cruise and there is drama over who got the better rooms. Lunchbox feels disrespected and has questions about all of the arrangements. We had a listener ask us a question about something she saw a woman doing at a grocery store and wanted to know if it was unethical. That leads Lunchbox to confessing to a crime. We talk about what celebrities we would be the most shocked by if they ended up in the Epstein Files.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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follow Timbo Slica Life 12 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok. We're in the middle of talking about the crews that we're going on. And we all go down the same day. And then we're all looking at the rooms we're staying in, which I was blown away that scuba Steve has been on 20 cruises. I said scuba.

Do you mind if I say, what you're mad about scuba? Yeah, that's fine. I don't care. Scoo's mad he got a room that he didn't want. He didn't want a room in the middle of rooms because he gets seasick, right? Yes, yeah. I was looking for a nice room with a balcony. And I mean, I'm an executive producer of the show and doing a lot of things.

I mean, I feel like I should be at least in the same level as Eddie and lunchbox. Okay. And so he is like, man, I wanted a better room. And so we're having a good laugh. You know, getting a good giggle in. Also, I was amazed that he'd been on so many cruises. Like, where have you gone? So mostly it's Caribbean because living in Florida growing up there,

it would be a place like St. Thomas, St. Martin, Puerto Rico, all around there. The Virgin Islands, that's where we usually would cruise to. I'm looking And so he knew None of us knew what the room things meant No we all got our itinerary But I don't know it's all in code I really don't know

I still don't even know how you know what room you have Yeah I don't even know For those that don't know In the attached document We're doing a thing called the top shelf country crews And there's a lot of artists are going We're going And then we got sent all this information

And we're doing another one next year too So if you didn't get on this year You can go to the one next year Okay It's in that second document I have your name on it. Okay, I see my room now. Go to your email.

Yeah, yours is really nice. Okay, so I am in something called like what's the nicest room. Pretty much what you're in. They have versions of what yours is. I don't want to say what it is because I don't want people to start hunting you down trying to find your room.

Oh, but it's a type of room. I'm not going to say the room I'm in, right? Yeah, but it then leads to people to what level or what floor you'll be on. And what if there's only like two of those rooms. Well, I don't know one's yours. Yep. Well, mine, I guess, is good according to Scuba?

It's more than good. It's awesome. It is? Yeah, man. It's top shelf. Oh. Yeah. And so then, so, okay, if I'm not saying mine, can they say theirs?

Yeah, theirs is fine. Oh, you don't care about it. I'm very confused. Now, what did you get, Amy? I don't know. Did I get the same as, I wouldn't say yours? Because did I get the same as Bobby? What are the initials?

This is bull crap. Huh? SS? No, that's not mine. Oh, yeah. You got SS? You're nicer. Mine's CS.

Oh, you're a step above me. Okay, so they've teared us out. Okay, so like, you have a couch. Okay, oh, you can see the rooms. Oh, I have a miniature little couch. I'm on the website. I'm on Top Shelf Country Cruise. Oh, and you can plug in what your room is?

Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. Okay, so mine is that, and then Amy's is the S, okay. And then what is you guys is? Smaller. smaller than that. I don't know, but it's a disgrace. Initial me.

C.C. Yeah. C. All three of you guys are C C.C. But I don't understand why. Y'all didn't even get A-C? No, Amy. We didn't get A-C.

Scuba, what did you get? I got veranda. Oh, I'm looking at them here. You got the rooms? Wait, that looks nice. I don't get it. I don't see mine, though. Like that top one, I don't see.

Wait, Scoba, yours looks nice. Can you scroll down? Mine's a shoebox, and some of them don't actually have balcony. That's mine. There. Like, but how... The thing is, though, my thing about this is you're not even hanging out in your room. Okay, then trade me rooms.

Amy's S. Amy's one... You're running your mouth when you're sitting up there in luxury, all right? And then you guys are what? What is your initials? C.C. C, C, C, whatever. C.

You guys are too below, Amy. We'll see. Two below. So, do we at least see the ocean? Do our windows look out? Like, how hilarious is... Scuba's is... Bullough?

I was a problem. This is one below you guys is. We had no idea. I would switch with you, but I don't know that I want to get rid of the European-style butler service. Really, Amy, the butler service? I didn't do this. You get your own butler? I don't know what that means.

Scooper, you've been on cruises. What does that mean? So you have a special, like, entrance and area, and you have, like, escalated check-ins and check-outs, and people basically waiting for you. Complementary minibar stocked daily. Can you go down to mine? Hold on. Scoo is complaining.

We have the exact same-size room. It's just we get more loyalty points. That's the only difference. So, Amy, I also have a European-style butler service. Okay. Wow. I have a veranda with lounge seating. I have exclusive Michael's Club access.

Do you have that? Let me see. What's Michael's club? I don't know. Sounds like a nice guy, though. Good old Michael. Yes, I can come to Michael's Club. Good.

I wonder if they can even get in Michael's Club. Probably not. I get a welcome bottle of sparkling wine. I get a beach towel. Beach towel. That's it. And I can use a hairdryer. Hey, via my Butler, I get a complimentary daily in-sweet specialty coffee service and a full

in sweet breakfast lunch and dinner service. Again, via Butler. All right, that's it. I'm coming to your place for breakfast. This is so stupid. I mean. What is so stupid to you about it? The disrespect.

The disrespect we get. I just, it's hilarious. I just honestly, I would have legit thought that we would all have been on the same floor. our rooms right in a row. That's literally what I would have thought. This feels a little... Amy, you're the one that bragged to them before we went on the air.

I didn't brag to them. What do you mean brag? I made a joke about the butler just now because I just read that part. No, before we started, before we hit the button to go on, you were like, does everybody else have their room? Because I read mine. I didn't know when I read it.

And I was like, oh, shoot. That's what I have. I thought it was a great joke. Yeah, and then Mike was like, this is like the Titanic. Dang, this casino looks huge. Oh, you won't be allowed to it, dude. You got to go to one section. You got to be Michael's part.

Yeah, you're not allowed in that part. And then it's like, I mean, I got a question. Go ahead. Is my room service free? Because it's saying I got to pay. No, you probably don't because you. No, I'm just going to Amy to get her butler. Hey, man.

Well, you make me some eggs. $9.99 to get room service. Is this theirs, Mike? Did I want to. Guys, y'all can 100% come to my room. It looks like your bed's up against the wall, guys. It's all my. We're the same size of scuba, so we're a shoe box, just like he said.

No, it looks like a good room. You do have 24-hour room service. You have a complimentary shoe shine service. Oh, that's cool. I've never done that. My flip-flops? Amy, they can't get to your room because they don't have access to that floor. Oh, my God.

Oh, wow. They don't have access to get to Amy's floor at all? No, no, no, at all. I was going to give them my complimentary bottle of sparkling wine. This is so stupid. A complimentary bottle of sparkling wine. Yeah. Why do they do this?

Bobby, I'll meet you for afternoon tea at Michael's Club. Hey, Michael's Club. I want to go. Nah. Can't go in there? Nope. Can't get a Michael's club. Wow.

Do you all have to pay for Wi-Fi? Oh my gosh. I got the Wi-Fi, though. I fought for that because they weren't going to do it. Are you kidding? I had a fight for Wi-Fi. I was joking. I can give them a roof key to get up there, Amy.

If I give you a key to my room. I can't even turn them. around without hitting a wall. People up where we are. We don't have people like them coming up there. Okay, but listen, I thought it would be fun. And we all like hang out in each other's rooms and it's like fun. Hold on, scuba.

This is like, feels very separate. Amy, what are you talking about? Scova, did you get the family veranda or the veranda? The standard veranda. Okay, I was like, yours has couches and chairs and. It's good, but you do have an outlook though. It has a balcony. Yeah.

Yeah. Yep. Well, oh, you can have fresh ice delivered to your room. Thank you. Yeah, you guys only get stale ice. Do we have an ice machine or anything on our floor? No, we have to bring one from home. No, we can use the hairdryer, though.

Oh, my gosh. What, what, Amy? Eddie, are you upset? No, I mean, I'm not upset, but I just don't know why the company does this? Hold on. Here's my question. Are you upset that Amy's room is nicer than yours? It is a classification above yours.

Are you upset at that specifically? Be real, though. Be real. It's okay if you are. I'm not super. I'm not mad about it. Okay. Okay.

I just don't understand why they would classify us like that. What if there are only so many rooms and all of them are sold out? And so they're going, well, there's only one, like, version of Amy's room. We'll put Amy in that room and we'll just walk it down. I get that. I mean, I get that. It's fine. Honestly, it's just me.

Like, it's just me in there. It's just Amy in there. But we're not going to spend that much time in our room, right, Amy? No, I don't think we are at all. Of course not. That's what I'd say, too. Breakfast, though. Add a room like Amy.

Yeah, exactly. Amy's going to be in Michael's club. She ain't got to be in the room. Twice daily maid turn down service. Wow. You can turn down the maid? No. Turn down.

They come in. They come and turn down your bed. Oh, that's nice. And clean. They probably live a little chocolate. Lunchbox, are you upset that Amy has a little room? Oh, absolutely. It's absolutely stupid.

If they want to start the cruise off with controversy and everybody hating each other, they did a great job. They did an amazing job. Great planning on their part. Yeah, it's awkward. Give them a round of applause, guys. I mean, they really nailed it. I mean, looks good, looks fine.

Yeah, looks great. Can't wait to get on that ship. I just think we're really going to be in our rooms to sleep. I'm going to be at the cool, man. I won't even use the complimentary coffee bar. Because it sounds so awesome. I won't even use the complimentary binoculars, I'm sure. Oh, you got binoculars too.

I didn't get that. You have binoculars? And a golf umbrella. Oh, man. Fresh ice delivered upon a request. Mine says you can use. a toilet twice a day in yours. Thanks, man. That's cool. Is this a pay toilet? It's got a pay toilet on his? Yep, that's cool. Well, that's fun.

That's going to be awesome, man. We're looking forward to it. What is an embarkation day lunch? I don't know. Something you probably got. It's the day, the lunch you get in the first day when you embark. Take off. Okay. Yeah, it says on there is cheese and crackers. On there is cheese. Okay. No, they said, you might want to bring a lunch meat sandwich from home. Well, everybody, glad we're all going. Can I ask a question? I mean... Yeah, ask it.

Get it out of your system. When it comes to eating, where are we eating? I don't know. I think there are dinner. I know that I have like a... I have 20-hour room service. No, we do too. I think there are multiple places.

Scooby, even on these cruises? Yeah, they have a lot of different spot. This one is pretty cool because they have not only this, the common, like, buffet area for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but they also have really nice restaurants. I think there's like five or six of them that you can pay to use. No, no. They may get in there for free, but you have. to pay extra for it.

Wait, we had to pay? No, we're going as part of our job. You're not going to have to pay for food. You're not going to have to pay for anything. You have to pay for casino, I'm sure. I can't even find Michael's club or whatever. What about the spa? No, you can't even get on the internet.

It's not on there. The internet knows who not even let in to see it. We need to know what is Michael's club. Hold on. I can't get a free massage on there for working my tail off. I don't think so. It's not part of the deal. Wait, but is there a spa?

Oh, there's a spa. Oh, it's covered in yours, Amy. I'll pay to go. No, it says. No, you're good. Yeah, you're good. You got it. You have a masseuse on call.

Whatever. It's probably not true. It's actually Michael. Michael's the one that comes and rubs you. Yeah, you have unlimited access to C Thermal Suite and Persian Garden with Wellness Consultation specified to guest preferences. There you go. You get free massages. Have fun.

All right. Good talking, everybody. Man. That's crazy. Can't wait for our cruise. Which, by the way, they're already up. You can hop in for 2027. This year's 2026, but can they already buy the 2027 Zaguba?

It's a pre-sale. It's been announced. Yeah, it's been announced, but you can get on there and get on the pre-sale and reserve or hold your cabin. Oh, I'm going to send an email and I'm going to reserve my cabin for next year, and it's going to be bigger sweet. A walk-in closet? Amy, what's yours called again? Oh, my gosh. Apparently, Amy's walking closet as a size of you guys' room.

Four, five, six, seven. I have to go eight down to see our room. Yeah. From the best. Amy, what's yours called? I'm not saying. What were their initials? I already got it.

I got it right here. Let's run through some voicemails Does mine have a TV? It doesn't have a TV. Ours doesn't have a TV. You got to put quarters in. You have a TV. Not the size of Amy's.

Have you seen Amy's? Dude, Michael's Club looks awesome. Elevated style and convenience in one location. I'm looking at a picture of it here on the cruise. The exclusive 24-hour lounge features a large screen TV reading area, stacked with magazines, newspapers, continental breakfast, company, pre-dinner drinks, tapas served daily. They can arrange your excursions,

handle inquiries about various ports? I got a question. What's 54 square feet? Not very big. It's about the size of your hand. Your balcony. Your desk? That is tiny.

No, it's your outdoor deck. No, you're just going to put your back against the wall and try to look over it. I got a serious question, though. Okay, last question. Last question. Like, is our hallway locked? I don't know. Why would it be locked?

Your door will be locked. No, no, no. I don't know if that comes with our room. No, no, no. I'm talking like, I don't have to worry about people just knocking on my door. Well, who's going to knock on your door? If they don't know where you are. They can just follow me.

If someone seems to me going, oh, I know we're lunches room. Brings a bunch of people on the cruise shit to my room. I don't know, knock, knock. I don't think most adults think like you think, where they're going to come and knock on your door in the middle of the night. This is why he was just like, where are we going to eat our food? That's true. They better not ding-dong ditch us.

See, that's what I'm saying. The fact that you guys are saying it, though, will make them one. to. I mean, but don't worry next year, I will be in the SS. I will send an email today. And that's, what's that going to do? I'm going to say, hey, it'll just get lost earlier. Yeah, they're not going to do about it. Don't lose the email earlier. Wow. Let's hit some voicemails. Hit me number one. Close my mind that guys don't look at calendars three days in advance, a week in advance. Eddie's saying he looks at the calendar the day of, how do you function? Or is your wife hold

every single card. Love to hear you guys talk about it. Yeah, Eddie said he never looked at his calendar more than a day ahead and his wife puts everything in. I look at mine. I hit day. I hit week and I hit month every day. Ooh, if I did month, that would stress me out.

So I just wake up and part of my routine is like, look at the calendar. Okay, I got this today and then I got that later and then I'm free after 6 o'clock. I'm impressed you even look at a calendar. I never even look. I just have it in my head. It's very helpful. Like, it's so helpful to have a calendar. I just, I'm not good at putting stuff in it and I don't want to really know the future of my week.

Like, don't care that much. Then what if you like double, would you ever double book? Eddie doesn't book anything. No, my wife will make sure it's not. So she doesn't do your work stuff. I mean, after you leave here, you're done. She'll say like, hey, you got to do this at four, but I see that you have some work thing at three. Like, will you be done by four?

Like, she'll say stuff like that. I don't know. Let me double check on that. What work thing would you have at three, though? Like, I don't know. Just like, say I have like, I don't know. I don't think you have anything at three. I think you're making up things. You know, you don't say, I don't know. So, you know, you don't say. Occasionally and it wouldn't go on his calendar because his wife doesn't know about it.

Right. Like, say we have a bobby cast or something. But your wife wouldn't know about that. No, it would be on there because Mike would send me a thing and then I accepted and share it. Fair enough. Fair enough. Okay. I agree with you, caller. It's crazy to me too. Hit me number two. So I just recently lost my dog. He was three. And I had a really hard time late healing. It's really breaking my heart, everything about it. And anyways, his name was Bruno. He's my little wiener dog.

A long-time listener. I hope you guys. I'm very sorry that happened. That sucks. Been through it. The only thing that heals it is time. And it will never fully heal. But some of that hard will actually turn into great memories.

And I would encourage you not to go and get another dog as you're hurting about your past dog. The time to get another dog. will be whenever you have mourned properly. And then you realize independently from this situation that you want another dog. So, but I'm very sorry that happened to you. I would look at the sadness as something you get to have because the relationship with that dog was so good. If the relationship with that dog wasn't that good, you wouldn't be that sad. So it's a perspective shift and it's not super comforting.

I know because it sucks. But that's how I try to look at it too. But yeah, losing the dog is super sad. All right, next up. I was at ATB the other day, and there was a mom in there with her kids running around picking random grapes out of the thing. I even had a kid yell to his mom, hey, mom, these are great. And the mom is also opening all of the raspberries, picking through them with her fingers, trying one, putting it back. And it grossed me out.

I just wanted to know what y'all's opinion was on that. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, I don't do that. I mean, that's just not my thing. if you're buying that thing of grapes, I don't mind you eating them, but... It doesn't sound like that was the case. I know, that's what I'm saying.

But if you're just tasting them and putting them back, that's kind of not a brown upon. You can't eat the grapes, though, because you buy the weight of the grapes. That's also a great point. Unless you're tasting, if it's a new type of grape, you have one. I have, because you never know if you're going to get a bad batch.

Sometimes I'll even do it with blueberries and you're just taking, like, one. And you have to also know, like, I'm not able to wash this. So I just kind of take one for the team. so that I'll end up with a bad batch of blueberries. Sometimes amyulate the whole batch just to make sure. It's just one.

But there's no way to tell. And sometimes they taste totally different. You can taste test the produce? I don't know if you can. I'm not saying what I'm doing is right. I'm just admitting that I've done it. Whoa. It does sound like what Lunchbox does with his kids, though, at the supermarket that even Target,

just lets them run. Yeah, wild. I mean, I let them have a banana. at the store. A whole banana? But then do you pay for the banana? Yeah. Okay, if you pay for it, that's fine. What do you do? You take the peel? But how do you pay for a banana? You give them the peel? I'm just like, oh, we had a banana and they're, oh, that's all right.

Oh, so they don't charge you. So you don't pay for it. So you don't even show them the peel. You just say, can you ring up a banana? And they always say it's all right. Yeah. That's a big deal. I mean, as long as they ring up a banana. No, no, he's saying he doesn't pay for it. They say it's all right. I thought they were saying, oh, that's all right. I'll add it to your bill. I took it as that's all right. Don't worry about it. Yeah, that's all right. Don't worry about it. I mean, bananas are cheap. But a whole banana.

Probably 25 cents. It doesn't matter. Oh, not even 25 cents. Maybe 8 cents. Maybe 8 cents. But if you said that about everything that was 8 cents. Right. It adds up. Next one, number five.

Is it strange if you send someone a gift for their birthday and they send you money back or put money in your account to pay you back? It's one of my parents. And I'm 50 years old. I've never had this happen. Is it just me overthinking? let me know what you think, please. That's weird.

However, it's your parents, and so your parents don't want you to spend money on them, so they're thankful for the gift, but they're going to reimburse you. But yes, it's odd. Yeah. But if you weren't their kid, I don't think they would do that.

So just accept it's your parents showing you love. Is that what you would do? I've never had that happen to me. I guess I'd be like, okay, thank you. Yeah, I don't think it's normal. It'd be kind of nice. I know, that's what I mean. I'm like, oh.

What if every gift you got somebody, they paid you back in full for it. That would take the fun out of it. Yeah, that would be weird. You guys can leave us a voicemail anytime. 877-77-Bobby. Again, 877-B-O-B-B-W. A win is a win.

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We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends, Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care, so they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no.

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He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there.

Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft. And we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects.

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Really, the most shocked. Because I saw Nancy May saying, I've seen them and you're not going to believe they're all kinds of names. And then I just started thinking, that wasn't going dark because it's extremely dark. So like am I naming a politician or a prominent business person that would shock me? You're saying something like Mr. Rogers. Oh, yeah, that would shock. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

It's not even like a politician or business person to people that are in, But just generally, because there are celebrities that have been implicated, some incorrectly, or some just like on the jet. But who would you be the most shocked to see? Because I think I would be most shocked to see. Like The Rock. The Rock. That's who I thought. Shut up.

The Rock. I know. Like beloved. Oh, Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks. But there's been so much Tom Hanks smoke that, and I think a lot of that could, oh yeah, it's been said forever that he was, like, like on the plane. Really?

Really? Yeah. I remember when I posted my picture with him, I was like asking about the Epstein files. Oh, I forgot about that. But I don't know that there's any truth to that. That's not break my heart, dude. I think it's that was,

they posted all those fake logs way early, those flight logs, and they put his name on there so then people just believe everything. I don't know that that's true or not true. I don't, from what I know, I haven't seen anything official from all the releases of his name in it.

But I wouldn't be shocked by that now just because I'm conditioned to think, I don't know, maybe it. Okay, that's a good point. Um, rest in peace, but Betty White. Good one. I'd be shocked. I, because right now I'm shocked by some of the business women that are in there and some of their emails and behaviors.

Like I'm like, because I don't know. Obviously, I know Galeen was trafficking women. So she was a woman doing this to other women. But some of these other business women, I'm like, what? How are you involved in this? Who else? You guys, feel free to join in with anybody that you would be so shocked. if they had anything to do with it.

Taylor Swift. Yeah. That would be very shocking. Yeah, although. Selene Dion. Although, and I think Taylor Swift, for sure not. But she's like so powerful that you're like, I wonder how she got so powerful. And I don't think she is at all.

But she's like one of those really powerful people that you go, man, did she know powerful people to do that? I don't think she's in it at all. No. But she's so large. though but no I'm gonna say no good one trying to think who else there was a club of Joe Rogan because he's in the Epstein files but it's him going I don't want to go to the island that's what that's what he said in the file yeah he was like I'm in it and I'm like it's like he's in it because he's like I'm not going to the upstead you're out of your mind I'm like going there

and they were asking him about it um in a recent podcast it was RFK's wife but she's famous she's in curb your enthusiasm the wife on that show and he was like yeah no they vitamin. I was like, no. I'm in the Epstein file. I'm not going to that crazy place. I don't want to suck up to people of power. I don't need that. Oh, that's got got to be the best feeling. Travis Kelsey? Yeah, that'd be shocking.

Would it be? I don't feel like I would be... Really? Okay. He does wear loud shirts. Taylor's fiancé. Yeah, but before she... Yeah, yeah, be before. He was Taylor's fiance. Like, I don't... I don't know that would be that shocked by any professional athlete. Like, I'd be like, oh, wow, okay.

Tim Tebow. I don't know, though, because now Tim, oh, I would be shocked, especially with all the work that he does with trafficking. I know people hide in plain sight. This is not, it cannot be the case. If you ruin this for me. It would surprise me. I love Tim Tebow.

That would be terrible. It would surprise me, but again, but then I would go, huh, he was. But that's what this has done. It's made us now look at anybody who's doing good in this space and go, oh, are they only doing good? Right. Good work needs to be done in this space, and I will refuse. used to be put Tim Tebow in that category. I'm a big Tim Tebow guy.

I do think that for me personally, this is my personal opinion, not in the trafficking, but a conclusion I've come to about pastors or certain Christians that are very, very loud, males that are very, very loud about homosexuality. Yeah, they're all gay. have a problem. Yeah. And they've made it their life's mission to denounce such behavior. There are just too many cases or that's the case when you made that your platform,

I'm like, let's look behind the curtain. Because there are plenty of pastors that don't make that their platform, but others that certainly have. And that part's weird to me. So that's another like kind of hiding in sight, like your congregation would be like, no, he would never. Like he's completely anti this or that. And it's like, well, okay.

And not even that because, yeah, I think if you're like super, super anti-gaguer, you're diddling, you know what I'm saying? And but I think also people that are like, you cheat on your wife, you go to hell. Oh, dude, you're doing chicks on the side for sure. Because it's happened so many times. And it doesn't have to be a pastor. It could be anybody that's pretty. We all live in such glass houses. So be careful what's throwing out.

Because people that just make their entire brand off being high. of moral I really struggle with. Yeah. But for sure. But I don't think. I'm politician. I'm very anti-gay. No, dude, you're waving that foot underneath the bathroom in a frigging airport for sure.

Yeah, I guess I was using pastoral example. Politicians is another example where that's their platform. I do also think that some of them that are gay and are anti-gay are doing it because they know just know they can make money there. Like, or they can get elected that way. Oh. You know, like,

oh, I can definitely dial in on this. And this can be my niche. It's like Kid Rock. I don't think Kid Rock is what he's saying is now. He's cosplay right now. The dude's like, S my D. And I'm doing hookers and blow.

And all of a sudden, he's like, oh, look how. I saw. Dude, you found a niche and now you're making money off of it. People my age, that if you grew up going to a church that was really fundamentalist, which I would put

myself in that category. Like you couldn't read. Well, maybe that as fundamentalist. They couldn't read. Like, it would be like, oh, we're not allowing. Like, oh my gosh, your kids are reading Twilight right now. Like burn the books kind of stuff. Yeah, wasn't that.

And so obviously listening to music like kid rock, that would be something they would be anti and denouncing. And then now those same people are the ones. It's aligning politically. So. Yeah. But I feel. like if people take a step back, they would realize, like, it's not really. It's just you've,

there's so much conditioning that has happened. He would, there's a clip of him on, by the way, I like kid rock music. I was a massive kid rock fan. Like, I really was. And still, dude, even like his stuff later is good. But he's playing a character now. He's playing a character now, because it's making him money. Yeah. That, I mean, obviously that was something leading up to this world that was kind of not comical because it's sad that he ever had lyrics like this but there were all those people that were like I'm I'm boycotting bad bunny's show he has a lyric that says I like him underage I'm paraphrasing the lyrics but it's I like him under age some call that predatory I call it mandatory I know but they would be they would get people's attention by saying

I'm boycotting bad bunny because of this lyric and then you could see people that might right away be like oh yeah that's why I'm not going to watch bad bunny and then they would continue talking the camera and be like, oh, just kidding, that's a kid rock lyric. And he's the headliner for the turning point show, which is, he's literally saying, I like him under age. But he didn't sing that song, because that's an old song. I know he didn't. It's from 2001. Yeah, but he did, even in ball with a ball, it's like hookers and top, topless dancers and yeah. Well, it's just the sort of like. And I don't care. By the way, I don't care about that. That's great. Sing your songs. Do your thing. I don't give a crap. But you can't act like you're something

when you're not and not have people go, I don't know about that. Well, I just think what is happening with certain people is they're moving the gold post. They're moving the line in the sand. And if that part is what I struggle with, is because, like, how much are we going to move it? You're going to get lyrics? I love this song, by the way. What, cool, Daddy Cool? No, no.

That song is old old. I think Joe C's in that song, too, if I remember correctly. Joe C was the small guy. Oh. Yeah. I loved him, too. He was awesome. But by the way, big kid rock guy growing up.

This is for the questions. I don't have any answers. The midnight glancers and the topless dancers. The gander freaks, cars packed with speakers, the Gs with the 40s and the chicks with beepers. The northern lights and the southern comfort. And it don't matter if their veins are punctured. All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics, all my heroes in methadone clinics.

All you blank at the IRS, the crooked cops, the cluttered desk. It's just on. And people are like, these are wholesome. Like, I don't give a crap. but for all the hookers all tricking out in Hollywood. That song is awesome too. Another funny thing. And again, this happens, and not even just in politics, it happens everywhere.

If someone's preaching morality, I automatically don't believe them if they're saying they live by that standard that they're preaching for the most part because nobody does. We are all so faulted. We have so many flaws. You could say I'm trying to live by and I do struggle in this way, then I'll believe you. but whenever oh man sorry I got caught up again on this he's got some bad song lyrics

oh the the joke was people were like I don't know what bad bunny's saying because I didn't know what he was saying but also at the same point they're like in Kid Rock Boatabba da bang to bang diggy diggy said the boogie said up I think hypocrisy is what really

annoys me at any level at any stage I try to not be a hypocrite I think we all are hypocrites in little ways, even if we don't know it. I try, I really try, like me, don't like me, get annoyed with me. I really try to not be a hypocrite. I think that's my most valued thing that I, I think that I do strive to be better at is not be a hypocrite. So I think you have a lot of hypocrites, but I don't think they're doing it to fool everybody. I think they're doing it to make money.

Yeah. I think that you find a lane and then you do it because you can make money doing it. And some people don't care. They'll be a hypocrite. Make it much money. Yeah, I've wondered that sometimes. Like, they go and they say this and that and then they go home and they're like, ha-ha.

For sure. They're like, yeah, I believe nothing that I just said. I think politicians do that too. And I think they do that. And like, I really don't believe this, but I know this is a populace thing to believe. So I'm going to do this to get elected. I think that happens all the time across the board. Because it's just about getting elected and staying elected.

But anyway, anybody else? Epstein filed you? Wow. No one surprised you? Mike, anybody come to do this? Raging idiots in the Epstein files? I can guarantee you one thing. We ain't going to be in the FST files.

We're not. What about Adam Sandler? I would cry. That would be so sad. Steve Carell. You'd cry. I get it. If you say David Letterman, I'm going to kick this.

No, I'm not going to say David Letterman. Is it bad that that wouldn't surprise me, though? Which one? David Letterman. Yeah, it's bad. Okay, sorry. No offense. There was a video that was going around of

Who's the guy who did The Mask, the funny actor? Jim Carrey. He was on one of the Jimmy shows, and he was, like, kind of exposing some truth and he was talking about all the late night show hosts. So I don't know if that one would surprise me. Oh, like that the late night show hosts are all a part of this, like, they're not really late night. Well, I got news for you. Letterman ain't doing a late night show.

No, he's done. He does a Netflix all the time show. Yeah. I mean, really, I wouldn't be surprised by almost anybody at this point. Martha Stewart? No, I wouldn't be surprised. Nah, I wouldn't be surprised. No.

Nope, nope. Snoop dog. Both of them together. I don't know. Not really. Yeah. I don't think so. Dolly?

That's a good one, Mike. Riba? I would not believe Dahlia or Liva. No. I would not believe that. I know. Yeah, probably not. They're acting like, though, if it's ever all revealed. build.

We're just going to, our minds are going to be blown. But it's such a slow rollout. They're just numb in us to where there's just so much information coming that, eh, just another day. Yeah. Did any of you guys watch the movie with Channing Tatum and she produced it? Mike, you know what I'm doing. Zillikravitz, blink twice.

Yes, and it's supposed to be about a lot of this. It was like from her own perspective and what she experienced. Wait, wait, wait. What's it called? Blink twice. Her perspective of what? Sexual assault. Yeah, it's like.

like the industry, the entertainment industry. Mike, I don't know. Yeah, essentially they all go to like what would be a version of Epstein's Island. What about the Tom Cruise movie? Eyes Wide Shut? No, was that one?

What was the movie where they had to change the ending because it was two on the nose and they made, you guys Super Famous, I think it was the Tom Cruise movie. They wore the masks. I had eyes wide shut. Yeah. Would they go to the mansion?

Possibly. I don't watch movies enough. Because that movie's crazy. And they had to change the ending. you Google that? Do they have to change the ending of Eyes Wide Shut? Yeah, Stanley Kubrick's original ending was altered after his death. Whoever, who's Avery? With a theatrical cut of Eyes Wide Shut ends with Bill. Can I spoil this? It's pretty old, right? Yeah, it's like almost 30 years at least. While the theatrical cut of Eyes Wide Shut ends with Bill and Alice

Harford, which are Tom, Cruz, and Nicole Kim, agreeing to have sex to repair their marriage, speculation persists fueled by filmmaker Roger Avery that Stanley Kubb... Kubrick... Original ending was altered. Avery claims the intended ending was much darker, implying the couple gives their daughter to the secret elite cult and support of theories that men from another occult appear in the final story of the scene. Apparently, the rumor is it was too close to the truth that they had to change it. Yeah, dude, that movie's nuts.

There's some dark stuff happening in the world. Anyway, enough darkness. You know what book I ordered? Please don't let it be dark. Be Clifford, the Big Red Dog. Is it a happy one? No. Oh, no.

It's a memoir of Virginia. Agufre. Yeah. That's bad. It's called nobody's girl. Yeah. And then she mysteriously dies in a car wreck. Oh, is that she died?

I think so, yeah. Okay, I didn't remember. I just... I can fact check that, but she did mysteriously die. What do you see, Mike? Oh, she took her on life. She left... Did you spell her last name?

It's like G-U-F-R-I-E. G-I-U-F-R-R. Oh, is it? It's like one of the first victims that came forward. It wasn't that car wreck? It says she took her own life and she left behind a memoir written in the years preceding her death. It's like all those people in Russia who jump out of the window. They happen to jump out.

Yeah, and they also just happen to be in some sort of feud with Putin. The thing that just really infuriates me is all of this coming out at a time where AI is so crazy. Yeah. It's hard for me to already believe what's going to. going on and then some other people are messing with things and making things that I'm like, well, now I don't know if this, what you're posting is actually a picture from the files or something, or a video from the files or if it's a video you've AI generated. So what I do?

I just ask Grock, is this real? Or most people do that on Twitter? They'll just go, at Grog, is this real? That's almost in every single one of them. Mike, do you do that? And then Grock will go, yeah, this is one of the files or Grog's like, no, this is an alter. You have to use tools to figure out of them. not using tools against you. Bobby's my tool. Is this real? I'm like Bobby, can you check this for me

please? Thank you. A bar owner of Philadelphia's blaming chat, GPT, and TikTok for a surge in fake IDs, like one that had Benjamin Franklin's photo on it. So they banned all drinkers under 25. Wow. Did you guys have fake IDs ever? Oh yeah. Yeah, well, my sisters. So it was a real one, but somebody else. Yeah, like it was her ID, but I looked close enough to her. So I bought beer one time. I was so nervous. And I was so nervous. It was. It was. It worked. But I was way too scared. I wasn't into it.

I'm like, you can have this ID back. So yours was a real ID just being fraudulently used. What about the expiration date? They just didn't look at that? No, I just got it from my sister. It still was active. It was still good. It's not like she gave me her expired one.

Do you have fake ID? Oh, yeah. There was a guy in town that made him. Was there always a guy in town down by the border? I feel like down by the border, there's a guy in town that did everything. And that's just a probably unfair association. with down by the border and cartel and everything's being, there's always a guy for everything.

He was somebody, he was like somebody's cousin or something, and we went to his apartment complex. I paid him, like, I think it's like $50, $70. And he made it right there in front of me. It was awesome. That's pretty cool. It was so cool, dude.

I mean, he had the template, and then he'd take the picture and then put it together, and then it was my name and everything. It was just, the only thing that changed was just the year on my birthday. And then he made it right there in front of me gave it to me and I used it for like two years. That was awesome. You have one, Morgan? Yeah, I'm like Amy. I used my sisters.

But before she finally let me, me and some friends had ordered some from, you know, like China or whatever. And it got seized by Border Patrol. So we got like a letter from the government and saying we had to like come and prove if we owned the things that were getting over. I'm imagining you never went to that meeting.

No, we sure to not. We just cut our losses. So then my assumption would be they were just mailing a bunch of them for a lot of people to somewhere, right? Yeah. It was like in a big package. That's cool you saw being made. That's like those spy movies

where the guys made me a passport. It's like, give me 48 hours. You see him in there. I'm telling you, though, the place was weird. He had foil on the windows and everything. It was very weird being in there, but it was cool watching him make it. Foyle on the windows.

Oh, yeah, the windows were covered in foil. A prosthetic leg lost by a swimmer in England was found when it washed up 10 months later on a beach. Waves are weird, man. That's cool. Waves. They just bring everything back. Eventually it's all come. Unless it floats down, but if there's any buoyancy at all, it's just going to come back.

It's like the ocean's coughing it out. Like, I don't want that. A prosthetic leg lost by a swimmer in England was found. Brenda Ogden said her custom-made titanium leg, which cost her more than $3,000 was carried out to see when she was knocked over by a wave. But also, how about that? Whoa, boom. Oh, my leg! And you don't even turn yourself to go get it because you only got two arms and one leg to go out there and swim against the current. Yeah, UPI. A man was arrested at an Atlanta airport for having 42 pounds of marijuana in his bag. Dang, dude, 42 pounds.

Uh, not, no, the limit was 50 pounds. It was a 50 pound limit in the bag. I mean, that the odor from the bag. Yeah. Surely you put down on like a seal, right? Like triple sealed. I know, but they have, I would be so scared of dogs can sniff out anything. And then you mask it with like coffee beans and all kinds of stuff.

Oh. Oh, I didn't know. Is that one of your guys told you that down there? No, no, my brother, he worked at FedEx. That is like you wrap it in foil. My brother worked at FedEx, and he said that the DEA would come in, like, once a week and just start sniffing the warehouse. And they would find these packages, and he would watch them open the packages. And a lot of them either had, he said they would have, like, oil, like motor oil or something, like just kind of smothered all over the inside of the package.

That way the dog just smelled oil and not the weed or whatever. And then some would have coffee grinds. so the dog would smell of coffee and not the marijuana. And I'm sure they had done much smaller runs many times to make sure that it wouldn't get found. Yeah. Because you don't just roll through with a 42 pound bag of weed for trip number one. You go a couple ounces. Yeah.

Covering dog grind. But it's crazy too because he said that like every time the dogs would come, they would find at least one package. It wasn't like they would come and nothing today. They would always find at least one package. Which means he was like, how many have gone? gone by like all week that I didn't know that were like just packages of weed. All right. On that note, we'll go.

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