The Bobby Bones Show - MON PT 2: Name That TV Sound Game + Father Knows Less: Why Naps Are SO Important & Crying In Therapy

Episode Date: April 27, 2026

We got an update on Abby getting sick last week. Was she still able to run the half marathon this weekend? A listener says she uncovered the truth about Lunchbox’s real name. Amy has an interesting bee hive fact about the White House. Bobby has more drama regarding the Michael Jackson movie. Eddie talks about a terrifying moment when a slingshot ride snaps midair at a Spanish fair.  Bobby talked about watching Stagecoach and the one piece of advice he would give new artists. We played a game where we’ll hear famous sounds from TV shows…all you have to do is name the show! In Father Knows Less, Bobby talks about the weird in-between stage of waiting for a baby, checking in on pregnant friends, and why getting advice from other dads isn’t always helpful. Bobby also opens up about going back to therapy for the first time since becoming a dad, almost crying over diapers and formula, and how having a child has changed the way he thinks about helping others...especially families who are struggling.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I became a St. Jude hero. I was so, so excited. I trained. Then I pulled, I think, my IT band, and I couldn't finish the last two miles. I did not get a medal. So in the picture, I kind of, like, pretended I was holding something up. I couldn't tell anyone because I, and like, Abby, all these. people donated for me. I know it's still for a good cause, but I'll take it to my grave and to the

Bobby Bone Show. Well, whoa, I think it's fine. You tried. People donated for the hospital and for your effort. I don't think she'd have to refund people back 20% because you didn't finish the last 20% of the race. As the show told me on Friday, when I was like, Abby's got to refund everybody if she doesn't do the race, you're like, no, no, it's for the hospital. So you're good. What you could do, though is hold up nothing and then use AI to put a metal in your hand and then show the metal that you got yeah but then that's just taking it too far i don't like that but she's already she's already lied why not if you're gonna lie lie lie go hard isn't that your motto if you're gonna lie why not lie go hard whose motto is that all everybody's america's okay well you after i spoke you said isn't that

your motto so it's not like you're saying it was my motto yeah everybody's motto uh Abby you were sick you miss Friday's show. Yes. Okay. It was rough. Oh my gosh. Friday was bad. Well, it actually started after Thursday show. And I went home. I was really tired. It was like allergies all last week. And then after the show, I was like, I'm going to take a nap. I woke up and I felt like I was hit by a truck. I was like, what is happening? My throat hurt. So I went to the doctor and they were like, it's not COVID. It's not the flu. They gave me steroids because I was like, I need something. Like, I need to be on the fast track because I have a half marathon in two days. And they gave me steroids and powered through.

And then, well, because I was going to do the, I was hosting like the St. Jude pasta party on Friday night, the night before the race. And that's where we give out awards to all like the people that raise money. And so that was another commitment I had. And I was like, I can't back out of this. It was a lot. So you ran the race. Mm-hmm.

How was your time compared to the last year? Oh my gosh. Okay. So last year I was one hour, 53 minutes. And then the year before I was two hours and four minutes. So mine was 159. That's my time. So better than the last year, but not better than year one. Yes. Yeah. Is that right? Yeah. No. Better than two years ago, which is insane because I trained two years ago. But I was just like, I was saying the whole time, I was like, the faster you run, the sooner you're done. And then my fiance. My fiance ran it too. And I was like, just go without me. Like, just go. I'll see you at the end. And then I got a notification because you can like register their bib and the app will tell you where they are.

At mile 10, he was only three minutes in front of me. And I was like, oh my gosh, he's dying. I can catch him. Let's go. Did you? Yeah. I caught him at the end. You caught him and you were sick?

Because he saw me. There's kind of a point where you. you turn around so you can see the runners coming past you. And he was like, oh my gosh, I'm dying. I'm like, no, just go, go, finish. And he was like, no, I'll wait for you. And he waited for me. We finished at the same time.

So he was tired and he waited for you. Yeah, he was. So he was like, my time doesn't matter anyway. You basically carried him across, like, just tell me something good. Where the person can't finish and the other person grabs them and takes them across? Those are cool. That's what it was. So what was it?

Allergies for you, probably? I guess. I really don't know. The doctor really didn't know either. I get it was going to lunchboxes doctor Okay All these doctors are like I don't know YouTube it

Well congratulations on finishing the race It was more than allergies I would say because it was sore throat That's allergies Just feeling like you're hit by a truck That may be different Maybe not yeah Well we're happy that you push through

Thank you That's good Give me a voicemail number four please Y'all would bring up about how lunchbox Daniel, whatever, was on the Jerry Springer show. And if you look it up, I remember y'all talking about it,

you could look it up and it would have his name, Daniel. Unless I'm wrong, I thought everyone kind of knew his name was Daniel. I thought it was just kind of out there. It was. Because he says it in the clip. But it's not something that happened while we were doing the show, so it's not something that we were just free to bring up.

And also when we found out, when I literally found out that he made the show, people were going, Daniel made the show and I was like, why do I care about Daniel? I didn't even connect that to. Yeah. Because you hear me in that podcast go,

ah, Daniel, somebody, they keep talking about Daniel. Like, I live found out while we were recording. And so, yeah, nothing with Daniel has happened while he's been a part of the show. And even when I think of his real name, which I only hear his wife use,

it's Dan. Dan, yeah. So I don't, I don't ever think of Daniel as Dan, who I barely think of as lunchbox. But we haven't like super hit it. It hasn't been locked under lock and key. It just, you know, hasn't been something that we've talked about because he hasn't done anything really as Dan or Daniel on the show. It seems like when he goes on national television, he's Daniel.

I mean, those are his two moments. Jerry Springer and Price is right. I guess this is one of you have to use your real name. Except for wait. What did he use when we did Family Feud? Lunchbox? But that was celebrity family. Yeah, they don't care about.

You can use whatever name you want Because even my name is Bobby Bones. Next one, number five. Morning Studio. This is Joy from North Carolina. I was listening to Best Bitch and Amy was talking about picking up some flowers for her yard.

And I was wondering is she no longer going to get flowers from Ray? Wasn't he selling flowers at some point? Is that coming back? What's to deal with that? Because it's spring? Just curious. Ray was doing moms, which is a fall thing.

Correct. Ray jumps in. Never says anything. That's right. jumps in, he's a mom guy. And Ray's moms were huge. But did you eat.

He didn't grow them, did he? He bought them and then resold them. Yeah, I know the guy in the parking lot that doesn't. But yeah, it's usually September, October.

It's definitely fall. Amy's right. Give me number six, please. I have a question. Growing up, I listened to Howard Stern there in Hartford State.

And then I moved to Arkansas and I discovered y'all's show. As you were getting into radio, maybe some of these guys you may have taken some inspiration from, maybe like a Howard Stern, a Don I'mis, or a Casey Kasem. I'm just wondering if you ever had the opportunity to meet any of these guys. If so, what their impression of them was, did they live up to the expectation?

Anyways, love the show. Never met Howard Stern, Don Imas, or Casey Kasem. Growing up, I didn't have Howard Stern, wherever I lived. I saw the Howard Stern movie, and my mind was blind. And I was like, that's the greatest movie I've ever seen. And then I read all of his books. And so he's been a big inspiration. Not always on the content that he's done,

but he was the guy that like was, had he not existed, we wouldn't be able to do this show like we do, just free and open. Not that we're pushing any boundaries. And his show wasn't always about pushing boundaries with the FCC. But, I mean, to say that I got fined, there's only a few of us that have been fined a million bucks by the FCC. I'm one of them.

He's had it a couple times, different reasons. I think one time he got fined for a guy, I was playing piano with his wiener. Oh my gosh. Funny though, huh? I mean. So people like, you love Howard Stern? No, I do.

And I would listen to Howard Stern a lot once I got older, but never met him. Those two I never met. I met Rick D's briefly. But I didn't really have any radio people that I looked up to. To me, it was never about just radio. David Letterman was always my hero. This was just a medium I could get into first. so when I was a teenager.

So I, there were people that I liked when I was a kid. Like there was this guy named the Outlaw, Tommy Smith in Little Rock. And he was never that nice to me once I got older. We worked in the same building in Little Rock. He wasn't mean. He was just dismissive. And so I was like, yeah, don't really like him much anymore. Bob Robbins was the big country guy and he was super nice.

But he played a lot of music. So that to me wasn't even about his personality. But he was the big country morning show guy. But he didn't do something. stuff. He played music and, but Arkansas Keith would go fishing on a fishing show with him some, so I liked him. That's cool. Yeah, but I never really had radio people. I loved Howard Stern once I got older, especially

for all the things that he did for everybody who wanted to get in and just didn't want to like talk like this and have a crazy voice and ramp up songs. But I didn't get to meet any of them. I really liked listening to Loveline. Remember Loveline? Dr. Joanie Omcrawla. Dude, that was so awesome. Watched on MTV, never really listened to it, but watched it when is in college. I was working the news, you know, like the late shift, like the, I was 9 p.m. or whatever.

And I remember it aired in Austin at night. And I was just loved, that was the first time I could listen to like a radio show at night. On radio? Yeah. So cool. I'm trying to think if there were shows that I was like, once I got older, like I liked listening to Howard Stern because they would replay it in the afternoon on like satellite. I would listen to that there.

But I have podcasts that I listen to every single day now. But, yeah, my people were never. radio people for the most part. I never even had like a mentor on radio. Because by the time like I was starting to make it, I always felt I felt like they were all fools. Because nobody reached out to me

to help me when I was trying to make it. By the time I made it like, hey, I want to be your mentor. Screw off, you're a fool. I don't need your help. I've already made it. So that's what's up. You're just going to get beat down for so long, you know? Yeah. And then once you get, once you make a way up,

people like, I want to be your friend. Not so fast, my friend. All right. voicemails, leave us one anytime. 877-Bobby. Around the room, Amy. So did you know that the White House has bees? So we're going to the White House. No, no, this is not political. I know. This is not political. This is what to do with honey. The White House. I'm sorry, I should have started. Did you know that there's a I just naturally go to you first? No, did you know there's a beehive at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue? They have. I did not.

Okay, so I thought this was cool. So at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, which happens to be the White House, they started their beekeeping program in 2009, and it uses the extracted honey in meals that they serve there and as official gifts from the president and first lady to people that come visit, maybe. Here's a jar of our White House honey. And they also donate it to food kitchens. in the area if they need honey. And I just thought that was cool

because the hive is expected to add 30 pounds to the annual honey production this year, which is expected to yield more than 230 pounds. Dang. That's pretty cool. And then something that just happened to the beehive is they turned it into, of course, a miniature White House.

It's a White House hive, that's cool. This administration just did that. That's cool. I wonder if there's a President B that lives in this. The queen, they're royal. It's a queen bee. Yeah, they don't vote for theirs. Royal.

Yeah, the queen bee. But I don't know. I just thought, like, man, if you got a jar of honey from the White House, you probably don't eat that. You keep it because honey doesn't go bad. Good point. And you keep it. And then maybe one day you sell it.

Or you could eat it all and fill it with other honey and be like, this is my White House honey. No one don't know the difference. So we'll save the official review for tomorrow on Tuesday, Reviews Day. But Mike D went to watch Michael, the Michael, the Michael, Jackson movie. Just did you like it or not? Yes. So it opened to $97 million this weekend, which is a lot of money, breaking a record held by Oppenheimer. There are new abuse claims being filed against Michael Jackson. So I'm going to say again, and we did a whole episode on Netflix over the weekend about how people were upset that there were no abuse allegations in the movie,

but the movie only went to, I believe, 1984 or something, 86, whatever it is. That's before all that happened. It was like the early version of his life. And then we went through case by case, part by part of all the abuse allegations. And I think it was 14 counts, all not guilty. FBI investigated, nothing. There were some payouts, but payouts can also be, this is bad for me. So I don't even want you saying it. I'm just going to pay you. So we went through all of this on that show. And feel free to watch it or go back on the Bobbycast's feed. I just have a problem with this. And I'm going to read it to you first fully before I interject my thoughts. The previous record was held with Oppenheimer $82.4 million during the summer back in July

2023. In darker news, a family that had previously defended Michael during a 2010 interview with Oprah has suddenly reversed course in their position and laid out their own abuse allegations back in 2010. While Dominic and Connie Cascio were doing press tours after Michael's death, they described him as second family. But now they claim he abused four of their five kids. They, It supposedly worked out a secret deal with a Jackson to the tune of $16 million and hush money, but they stopped getting paid, so now they've gone public and filed a lawsuit.

Doesn't this smell like bull crap to you? You're going to not accuse him. It's so easy to accuse somebody to something when they're dead. You can't prove anything when you're dead, and they've been defending him for years and years because of money, and now all of a sudden money dries up,

so now, nope, he abused us. Oh, yeah. This feels shady as crap. Well, do we know for sure? Nope. But you can't go into a press tour going, he didn't do it. He didn't do it. He didn't do it.

And then after he's dead, one, that's the first thing, because he can't defend himself. And then two, because the money dries up, now you're going to go out and say he touch your kids. If he's touching kids, it should be about more than money. That's crazy to me. He can't know somebody dead can't defend themselves. Right. And then also, I'm not saying everybody. dead can't have allegations or be accused.

But if you've been out saying they didn't do it, but now that he's dead, you're saying he did it and it's because you didn't get more money, what is happening here? The credibility is a little off. Does that not feel just wildly shady? Or am I the only one that's like, I? No, they've lost credibility. They went on Oprah and claimed he was second family. And now they're not getting money.

They're like, nah, never mind. How do we know, since you're so money hungry that you're not just saying this now for money and you're, you were telling the truth before and now you're lying because there's no way to prove otherwise. Did they get all the money or did they just stop coming in? It says they worked out a secret deal with the Jackson's to the tune of $16 million in hush money years ago. But now they've stopped being paid and they've gone public and it filed a lawsuit. So I'm assuming they got all of it. It sounds like they got all of it.

I don't know. I don't want to assume anything, but I think it's really hard if you're dead to defend. to yourself. Some dead people did it though for sure. But if you've already been out saying no, they didn't do it and you were taking money to say that, I'm just not going to believe you. Because he might have done it. Who knows? We don't know for sure anything. But I can't just

lean on their side with all those factors in play. Are they wanting something now? If they have filed a lawsuit, it can't be criminal because he can't go to jail. So it's got to be for more money. And then if they get the money, then they're going to be like, okay, cool. Yeah. No, second family.

He's our cousin. Yeah, it's crazy. That's crazy, man. Eddie, your story? Yeah, so in Spain, there was a affair going on. And you know that ride the slingshot where they, it's like this cage with two people and then it's attached by bungee cords? Yes, that thing's crazy. And it pulls you, pulls you like a slingshot and then lets you go.

I like those TikToks where they show their faces. Yes, and they act like the bar's broken. Yeah, like, oh, something's broken. Right. Right. So anyway, so this thing. It went up. And when it went up, one of the bungeys popped. No.

One of the bungeys popped. So when it came back down, it fell like kind of sideways and slammed into one of the side poles that kind of supports it. Oh my God. Luckily though, there were two people in it. They're okay. It hit other people that were on the ground as well. So like four people were injured, but everyone's okay. Crazy, crazy video.

That's really scary. Oh, here we go. Look, it's behind us. Okay, it's up. Pop. Oh, it won't. Oh. Look at that.

Do you know what's crazy about that is? Can you show me that again? It didn't pop on the stretch down. It popped while it was up and there was totally loose. I know. So look, it goes up. Okay. So it doesn't me look like it popped.

It looks like it disconnected. It looks like it just unhooked. Dude, that's crazy. If I'm watching that, that's first. Oh, my goodness. Have you guys ever been on one of those? Yeah. No.

You've done the slingshot? What's that like? It's pretty fun. I'm always motion sick when I get off. It's pretty fun. I would imagine. It takes a minute for me to get my bearings back. We drove by a carnival last weekend and my kids were like, oh, can we please?

Can we please stop? And this is hard for me to be like, yeah, let's just go. No, I wouldn't roadside it. No chance I'm roadside stopping. Our instinct is just like, nah, we're good, guys. We're good. Morgan, your story. Okay, I'm so excited about this because I was not a huge Marvel fan.

I didn't even really know that the universe existed when Avengers Ingame came out, but now they are re-releasing Avengers in-game two theaters this September and it's going to have some new footage in it and I'm really excited about this because I get to final interest because for me to go back

it's going to need to be over 40 minutes they haven't specified how much but they said it links to doomsday which is what is coming out in December so it's a necessity to do this I don't know about a necessity I would assume like five minutes just to make it kind of go into the next movie

a little bit better do you know Howard the Duck is part of Marvel Yeah. What? First Marvel movie. Really? Howard the freaking duck. He's,

from way back in the day. He's a character, like a superhero character. He's a Marvel comic, yeah. Yeah, and at the end of one of the Avengers movies, he's like in a small scene. I remember the movie

from back when I was a kid kid. He has a cameo in every Guardians of the Galaxy movie. That's what it is. The Guardians of the Galaxy. No way. Howard the Duck. Do you guys remember that? Yeah.

Howard the Doug was hilarious. He's hilarious. He called the girl's Toots, remember? Come on, tits. Wait, is Howard the Duck? an actual duck or is a person? He's a duck. But he talks like a human.

He smokes a cigar. He's large. Large duck. He is in Guardians. I think I know where he's at in Guardians too, but I never knew about Howard the Duck. The scene that I remember saying is like an after scene, after the credits.

Yeah, he's at the very end of the first one. I watched on Amazon last night. Some of stagecoach. You guys watch any? No. I had a friend texted me that was like, hey, you had stagecoach? And I thought they were.

They wanted to meet you at something. I was like, oh, I don't want to answer this. Because usually if someone's like, are you here? That means they're there. And they want to meet and greet with the artist. And I was like, no, not there. It's kind of a mess. Been before.

And they were like, oh, I'm watching on Amazon. I was like, oh, they're not asking me for anything. This is awesome. And I said, how are they? It's really good. So last night, we watched Cameron Marlowe's performance. My wife and I did were Feeding the Baby. Cameron Marlow is really good, really great singer.

If that's like my moment, though, I'm not wearing big sunglasses. because he had huge sunglasses on. And like I want the audience to know what my face looks like. In the crowd, and I get it, it's very sunny. But if I'm like a manager and you're going on in huge sunglasses, I'm like, don't wear your sunglasses. I know it's going to be bright. But you need people to know your face.

Because it's not like he's known for his face. I think he's got a big song and then he's got some other stuff that like his fans like. But I wouldn't have put him out there in big sunglasses because everybody on Amazon with huge sunglasses on, he looked like Morgan Wallin. Because it covered so much and he kind of has that facial structure and beer to mustache and I like Cameron. He's been over here before.

But I would have said no big sunglasses because you need people to know who you are. There's such a log jam of dudes in country music that are all seemingly the same because they're very alike in the songs that they put out. It's not normally his look. Those big sunglasses? Are you looking at it?

Well, yeah. I don't know. I guess because I'm thinking like, you know, then it can be part of your look. It's not. I mean, I'm sure he wears sunglasses sometimes, but that's such a big spot. You have an afternoon spot.

Stage coach. It's on Amazon. A lot of new fans that were there at that stage. Some to see him, I'm sure, but to see Brooks and Dunn later on that night and post Malone. Like you want to get a good spot. And he was great, great singer.

So there's a, okay, there's a Dylan Marlowe too. Dylan Marlow, Cameron, Marlowe. With a K. Interesting. Yeah. And then Brett Young went on after that. We don't watch Brett Young.

We a little bit came back to watch what's his name long hair poison oh Warren Ziders Warren Ziders yeah Warren Ziders watched a little bit of him

pretty little poison yeah that's what it's him a little poison watch a little bit of him it's pretty good and we fell asleep before Brooks and Dunn I know

try to stay up well I didn't even know I didn't even know that they were playing that night but Caitlin and Ronnie Dunn's wife are very close and she was out there and she was like yeah we're

and so they said they were going on at like seven or something and we were like, oh, we'll watch them, but it's seven, I think it was $750 there time. Oh, yeah, West Coast. Dang, it went Hooty. Hootie was after Brooks and Dunn, right? Brooks and Dunn, then Hootie, then Post Malone.

Okay. I thought it was the other, like Hootie, then Brooks and Dunn, but either way, yeah. I could be wrong, but when I looked at the schedule last night, it seemed like it was Brooks and Dunn, then Hootie, then Post Malone, which I thought was weird that Hootie would be after Brooks and Dunn? Maybe Brooks and Dun were like, yeah, we're good,

we want to go to bed. It was a little late. They're like, it's late for us. Can we go on earlier? But it was pretty good. Amazon did a pretty good job. I did see some clips from Counten Crows. Do you see this?

I saw one. I saw them doing accidentally in love. Yeah, that's the one I saw. And it sounded great. It sounded just like the record. I did a story with, I don't know if I talked about in this podcast or not with the New York Times about

this last week about a lot of those alternative acts doing stagecoach this year. And they were like, why? And then I gave them like three reasons and they believed it. So they put it in their story. So there you go. What are you looking at?

I was just looking at the full lineup. It's crazy because some years, most years, there's an artist, because they booked those a year out. There's an artist that very much blows up more than they were expecting to, so they play an earlier spot. So like Ella Langley played like a 4 p.m. spot.

Yeah. Yeah. And not that Bailey Zimmerman's not big because he does arenas, but Ella's bigger than Bailey right now. So he went after her. That's always got to be a weird thing. I thought it was so cute.

She brought out the Ovan. Yeah, she's like Morgan Wallin's not here. he's doing dad stuff so the film following out all right so here's what we're doing we're going to get back to a couple other segments here

from the show today we'll play that didn't make part one and then there's an episode that I did of my YouTube series Father Knows Less which we're going to play

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for wherever you get your podcast. All right, give us an example in this game, Ray. All right, so we got to name the sound from a television show. One more time? That is... Home improvement. Good job.

How many total do you have? Seven. Okay, do you have any sudden deaths? Yeah, if we need it, yeah. Okay. All right, here we go. Number one. Ten.

I'm in. All right. One, two, three. Law and order. Good. Good, law and order. Good job, everybody. Next.

I'm in. What? What? I'm in for the win. My stomach after cheese. Same sound. What's the category again? Sounds from TV show.

See, you name the TV show, Amy. I know. I just didn't know it was a little more specific. Princess Bride. No, that was it. No, so I could. narrowed down the yeah what

okay everybody in yeah what do you have then Amy inspector gadget okay but that would have been a TV show it's wrong I know I didn't know if there was like TV shows from the no just raise it from the era uh yeah 80s 90s and today

okay it's like a mixed radio station okay I don't think it's Inspector Gadgett is it Ray no it is not Eddie? Yeah, I believe my friend Daniel went on this show. It's Price is Right.

I also have the show my friend Daniel went on. The Price is Right. Daniel? I heard this noise. Price is right. Okay, so it's TV shows and game shows. But a game shows on TV. That is a TV.

Okay. No, no. Okay. No, now I get it. No, there's nothing to not get it. No, I wasn't thinking about game shows. I was thinking about inspector gadgets. TV.

You think we are tricking you or what? Next up. I'm in. Now that I know. I'm in. I'm in for the win. I didn't know sitcoms. Go ahead.

Seinfeld. Seinfeld. Seinfeld. Good. What? Oh. I'm in. Again.

I'm in. I'm in for the win. I'm in for the win. No. I am in for the win. No. Guys, that's my thing. Yo, I'm in for the win.

Guys, we can't just take everything that I do and want to be me. I understand. It's hard. Daniel, what do you have? Dude, answer. Daniel, what do you have? Lunchbox has friends. Okay. I have friends. Friends.

That's friends. All right, there's four. Next one. I'm in. Good job. I'm in that quick. Really? I'm in.

again. Man, that's tough. Okay, I think I know it now. Duke. What'd you say? Do you say the first of it out loud? Daniel, what'd you say? Danny.

Danny boy. I'm in for the win. We already said we're only, we're talking about this during Price's Right and that's it. No, we never agreed to that. Well, Price is right is part of this game. That is true. Got a man.

Donnie. Donnie. Oh, Donnie. What do you have, Donnie? Duke's a hazard. That's correct. That's a hazard. I think it's correct.

Oh, dang. I have Beverly Hillbillies. I thought that too, at first. Not a bad guess because of that truck they're in. Yeah, when they pull up to the house. Amy? Duke's of Hazard. Good job.

Dang. How many more? Two more. Okay, go ahead. I'm in. Ew. Hit it again. That's a tough one, man.

What could that be? I'm after the win. Daniel, are you in? Ruh, Rhyst's ride is in this, so we have free. So we're good. Yeah, free, free. What has aliens in? Is there a time limit on this?

No, we gave Daniel a hard time so far. We'll let him go for a couple more seconds. Five more seconds there. I'm in for the win. Lunchbox. Hawaii 50. How did you? I'm so curious how we ended up with Hawaii 50.

It's an older show and I couldn't think of anything else. But you said aliens. Yeah, but I don't know an alien show. Okay. Alf? No, it's not from Al. No, I'm saying that's an alien show. Yeah, but I knew that one from Alth.

It's not Alth, that's what I have is Alf. You did write that Al? No, I knew it on Al. It's not an alien show. It's not an alien show. I was just giving him an alien show. I literally have Al. Or Mulder and Scully.

X-Files? Mark and Mindy. Yeah. Do you have Alf? What a weird turn of events that was. I literally have Alth. Thank you. You know what Alft stood for?

His name. Alien. Not. Um. Ain't living from here. Alien life form. Oh, that's it. So close, Amy.

You know what TMZ stands for? No. Oh, interesting. No. 30 miles zone, the zone when they started doing that magazine, that show, everything happened 1, 30 miles. Oh, wow, that's a fun fact. I didn't know that.

But it's not Alf, and it is not Hawaii 5-0. Eddie. I have Knight Rider. It is Kit from Night Rider in the car, yes. Six. One more. What's the score? Bobby has six, lunchbox and Eddie have five, and Amy has four.

Ooh. All right. Go ahead one more. Amen. You are? Yep. Do I get bonus points for being so fast? Yeah, yeah, two.

Thanks. Two total points. You get one bonus point, one extra point if you get it. It doesn't matter because Bobby has us. He doesn't care. Can I hear it again? Yeah. I know exactly.

Does that make you laugh, maybe? Yeah. Is there a timeline on this? I'm in for the win. Lunchbox. Eddie's still writing, man. Yeah, hold on. I have it.

I know. It's Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Yeah, it's when they throw jazz out the door. Eddie? Yeah, Fresh Prince of Belly. What's your right down? Nothing. I had nothing.

Amy? I had Fresh Prince of Lair. Finally, I got that game. There is. I'm not going to move. I can do TV, though. Oh! That'd be Family Matter, Steve Urkel.

That is the, who wants to be a millionaire? It is the Will from Will of Fortune. We've done this before Yeah, like on a sounds game Do you know it? I don't know, let's play it again Hey, don't look at me like that I beat the crap out of you in this game

And I give you a bonus point And now you're looking down on me No, I'm not looking down on you I'm trying to send it to you telepathically I don't know it, yeah, ER No, no, no, no 24 Keep a sudden one Oh, I never watched that show

Oh, didn't know that one Dang, you have another one? Yeah, the last one Okay, car rangers Go, go power Rangers. Oh, wow, good job. That's your game, man. Yeah, I'm at 24 I did not get, though. All right, good.

I'll take that, take that W, put in my pocket, get the heck out of here. All right, nice job. Okay, lunchbox has got to go back to jury duty. So you got out of it the first time because the price is right. No, I got out of the first time because we had a cruise. Oh. Yeah, work trip, man. Got it.

Conflicting interest, I figured the cruise was more important. Couldn't miss the cruise. So I would take my chances. missing jury duty. Did you just not go? Yeah. Did you tell them you weren't coming? No. Oh, so then you just got another letter. Yeah, I just got another letter saying, hey, you're due back in court. So you have to get there like nine. Yeah, that's the problem, man. I just feel like it's probably not a good time to miss work. You have to miss work to do jury duty. Right. I had to miss work to do jury duty. Who's been on

jury duty? I'm the only one? No, I've been before, but I said, and I didn't get picked and they just let me go. Did you go in the courtroom with the lawyers and stuff? No, I just, I just, went in the room and then they called out a bunch of names and then they said if your name wasn't called you're dismissed so I was out of there pretty quick but now I'm back already I feel like I just was there how long it was that I felt like a couple years but you keep saying I felt like I don't know for I mean I don't have a I don't have it in my calendar I don't have a calendar that's true so I have no idea I just know that I went and I went and I was like okay cool and they sent me home I got picked to go into the room so we're all sitting

in this, you know, big waiting area and you're sitting a bunch of chairs and a bunch of other people. And they're like, 63, 12, 19, 22, you did go to this room. And I'm like, oh, that's my number. Oh, man. And so I go, I'm walking up and I'm like,

should I just yell something racist? Because that's always the thing. Like, just yell something racist and they'll let you out of it. And so I'm picking which race I was going to go after. And I was like, nah, since I'm not racist, I don't think I'm going to do that. And so we get up to the room

and it was a really nice courtroom and they had a guy who was going to trial for like assault like hardcore assault like guns and assault was it like a pistol whip it was and so we're all sitting there and the chairs were super comfortable somebody fell asleep really yeah one of them

and the chair's super comfortable and I was like I gotta get out of this somehow and so they said does anybody because they told the story the lawyers came up and talk to us and they said does anybody think that they shouldn't be on this case and I said I don't think I should and they said why I said I was pistol whipped and it was held a gunpoint

and I feel like it would not be fair based on my personal experiences I was so full of crap because I feel like I could have been No but you didn't lie though But I didn't lie it was a truth And they are like They're just like all right

Like he knew the judges know people Are just trying to get out of this stuff But I was pistol whipped I was held a gun point And maybe that would have affected me But I said that It was all true and I got out And that's way better than being racist

Yeah yeah yeah I didn't to be fair I didn't even identify the rates I was going to go after. So we weren't even close. And I could have gone after whites. You know, you never know. You have to go. If you get a good case, you can write a book about it at the end.

Really? But then I can be sequestered for like six months. Well, that's part of it. But you still get paid from this job. You're a salaried. Oh, okay. So if you're on jury duty, you're still getting paid. And secondly, if it finishes and it's a big case,

you should be the foreman. You could write a book. But then that means I'd have to say detailed notes Well, if you're on the jury You have to do that anyway But wouldn't that be a cool experience To be on a jury once You could come in with all these stories on the show

That would be cool That would be cool And dude, don't worry about work We got you man Yeah, yeah, yeah We were just fine We're fine You know, but it'd be good

Well, don't act like we'd be that good No, we'd be great It'd be good Dude, just do your thing I want him to do a civic duty That's right And go to jury duty Man, you guys are really into this

I did it I did it too but I wouldn't know I mean I told you I went they told me to go home wonder why they didn't pick you I don't know it was probably random draw we weren't a tuxedo no no I was just you know there and shirt and prices right he's got an age says Daniel he's in a tuxedo go just let us know when it is and then you then don't have to do it for years and when you go you should tell them that amy and eddie haven't done it yet I'll be like I don't say that have you looked up Eddie Garcia you know yeah exactly they've said they haven't done jury duty okay not even close

Do you guys have local license plates? Yes. Local driver's license? Yes, we're all legal. Abby, you don't have a local license plate, do you? Wait, what? You still Kansas license plate? Yeah.

On my older car. How long have you lived here? Long time. It's registered under my mom and me. Like, she drives it when she comes to town. Well, that's not an excuse. No, you still need to check out. Are you sure?

Have you guys in the glass room done jury duty? Anybody? No. That's crazy. I got to the point where they go to pick you and they didn't pick me. Did you go into the jury though? Yeah, I went on the whole thing and it was about somebody dying from cigarette, like cancer from cigarettes. And I was like, well, he's an idiot.

Cigarettes cause cancer. And they're like, all right, you're out. You just had, when did you find the moment to say that? Well, because they go around asking you questions about kind of like, I guess probably with you with the pistol whipping thing. Do you have any experience or any thoughts about, you know, cigarettes? And I was like, well, what's the case? And they go over it. And I'm like, well, I mean, cigarettes cause cancer?

I mean, that's because they were suing over that. And I'm like, well, that's his fault. Cigarettes caused cancer. He's an idiot. They're like, all right, see you later. Did you not see the guy? Were they not in the room with you? I think he was in the room.

I don't remember. Smoking in the back. That's the one. It was a long time ago. Nobody's been on a jury, though, at all. No, and I've checked the mail. Like, I've always wondered, like, why don't I ever get asked to do this? Can you volunteer for jury duty?

That's interesting. I don't know. I don't think you can't. You can't? I think they might be, of your motives. Yeah, like, why do you want it so bad? Because I want to make a difference.

You have to go a lunchbox. Okay. Or they're just going to keep sending you letters. Right, I know, but it may be a better time. There's never going to be a better time than right now. And you know what, as Eddie said, we'll be fine. Yeah, man, don't worry about us. Don't worry about us.

We'll be fine. We're good. We're good. If you're gone for six months for a big case, we're good. If they sequester you for a couple years, just go, have a good time at the hotel. You know what I mean? Father knows less.

your father who knows less. Quick updates. Whenever my wife went into labor, I actually had a lunch meeting that day and I didn't cancel it until my wife was in labor. Just forgot all about it.

And I guess that's a forgivable offense because I really don't forget meetings and really not laid anywhere. I don't want to jinx myself and that happened, but it was with somebody that I really admire in this industry. She actually gave me my first ever spot on the Opry when she was running the Opry.

now she works in music. And so we had set this lunch like three weeks prior because we didn't know my wife was going to have baby. And I remember going in and the baby had been delivered. And I looked at my phone and take a picture and the update was I should be at a lunch right now. And I was like, oh my God. And so I texted.

I was like, hey, sorry. Because I think she probably sat there and then left. I was like, I'm so sorry. I had a baby. So in case you're wondering what you weren't, because you didn't know about this, I did reset that lunch for later on this month. So very excited about that. Next up in the update list, I have three pregnant friends.

Two of them are known. One of them is Matt Stell, the singer, and they're going to have a baby coming up pretty soon. Another one is Dr. Josie, who has a podcast on my podcast network and is also our vet. And another one is somebody, which I'm sure they're going to announce pretty soon. but I have three friends that are all in that window of, you know, in the next three or four months. They're going to have a baby. And I remember whenever we were going to have the baby, we would talk to friends who have kids. And I was always appreciative of their wealth of information and advice.

But the right after the baby stage is so specific. Like I feel pretty lucky that I'm able to share with them because we're still in it for five weeks. all the things that you kind of need right when you have a baby. Because for example, Eddie, who's my best friend? He hasn't had a kid in like 41 years. Like his kid just retired. So whenever he's going, hey, here's my advice on being a dad. It's never about the specific newborn phase where I do feel like it's been great

to be able to give advice to my, I have three friends that are all about to have a baby. And so pretty exciting. I can read just some of the text here. one of my friends, I checked in on. And I'm not a check-in guy. And if someone hits me up and is like, just checking in, I never even know how to respond to that. I'm like, okay, I'm alive.

Like, how do you even check in? Like, here's my pulse. So I sent her a message today. I said, hey, how you doing? Give me the progress report. If you want to or you can. It's always a bit delicate because something went wrong. That sucks.

I'm reaching out and I'm like, hey, tell me what's up with your baby and you don't want to hear back. Ah, something went wrong. Tragic. So I do, like I'm sensitive to that, but this is also somebody who's a very close friend of mine. And she said, doing very well. They had their 20 weeks scan and everything is great.

And she's going through some other parts of it. And so like, I know now it's like 40 weeks. And I tell her that this stage, like the 20 until the baby, and Dylan who works there too, like they're in the mix of having a child, It feels like it crawls, like it's so slow. And then bam, it happens. And then it feels like it flew by. It is the weirdest, like, time screw with your head.

And it's also like an era change. You know, now artists, well, Megan Maroney has the pink era. I told my friend here, I said, you're halfway there or more. It's going to feel like it's crawling until bam, all of a sudden it's happened. Then it feels like a different era of your life that you no longer relate to that old era. The new era will be here, and it will be like, what was life even like before the baby? It'll be awesome. Then you'll just take pictures all day like Caitlin does.

And so I think if someone had told me that before, it's not that I wouldn't have believed them. But nobody had been in that just had a baby stage. Like I'm 46 years old. Most of my friends had babies and they were 25 or 30. But it's crazy that now since we have a baby, it's weird to think about our life before the baby in many ways. Was it easier? Yeah, of course.

God, dang, it was, yeah, a lot. It didn't, we've only been in this thing for five weeks or so. But yeah, it was so much easier. Was it as awesome? No, not at all. And so we'll lay there in my, I'll have like two burp cloths on random parts of my body, a pacifier in a pocket, one sock off. My wife's covered, covered in spit up, and we're like, man, can you even

imagine what it would be like not having her. And no, the answer is no. It's awesome. So it's cool. I get to tell my friends this, especially because I'm not an overly emotional person. And for me to go, hey, it's all about to change, like how you feel, even if it was slow, like it was a slow maturation for me to really get there. Like, it's a different era. It's Megan Moroni's Pink Era. So pretty cool. And I'm happy that my friends have kids around the same time because then we'll all be the parents of kids at school. We already all know each other. But they're acting like here, and this could be every city. Like, you have to like, find a school you want to go to and like get on lists and stuff. I don't even know what that means

get on list. I went to Mount Vine. We didn't get on list. Like, it's newborn. I went back to therapy for the first time. Obviously, I took some time off. I don't want to say I love therapy, but I love what therapy does for me. I don't think that every time I go to therapy, I come out any better or stronger, but I think every time I go to therapy helps me in the right, kind of point in the right direction. And I went for the first time to a lone therapy because I have two therapists, the one that I go to, and then my wife and I go to a couple's therapy.

And so it's every other week, each of them every other week, so it's every week. And so went back for the first time, and I hadn't seen my therapist since pre-birth. So two weeks prior, I knew it was getting kind of close. I was like, hey, we'll just go ahead and cancel for six weeks or so, and I'll see you on the other side. And so it was my first time in. And he's very excited because I didn't really tell him anything about it until I got there. And so I'm just kind of walking them through the story and her story and our story and how I feel about everything. And I don't know that I've ever cried in therapy. And I don't say that as somebody who's like, I don't cry. and my not crying has never been a masculinity thing.

Mine has always been a vulnerability thing. I've never wanted to seem vulnerable because when I was younger, that to me felt like extreme weakness. I had to be strong to get out of where I was. And so I just generally don't get so emotional that I cry. And I didn't cry in therapy this time. I don't think I've ever cried in therapy. But I got close and it wasn't about anything specific

when it was about me or my wife or our baby. Where I got emotional in therapy and I did not, I just felt the choke up was it takes a lot of diapers to diaper a baby. It takes just a lot of, like you may have to use formula for your baby. You may have to, and for people that can't afford that, I feel so bad for. And so there is an understanding

of what it costs to take care of a newborn. And like that hit me like, and I've been talking about it a bit, but just talking about it out loud, like very personal. And I can't fix it for everybody. There are things that I am a wife are doing now that we understand

that hopefully will help some people. But like I think of all the things that I've learned to have that perspective, man, it, I don't know how some people do it. I literally don't. And it breaks my heart that there has to be difficult decisions being made about food or gas or, and you can insert whatever, but, or diapers or so that's what got me.

And I like helping people. I used to whenever I would do something, I'd find a way to. share it because I felt like that would create other avenues of sharing. Maybe people would be inspired by it or motivated by it. I don't do that as much anymore. Now, I don't like to say I'm even fortunate. I've worked hard for what I have. But I like to help because I think it's selfish of me because I like to help things that I understand. And I've said a bunch of times, I would feel better if I could just help something that didn't have any effect on me at all. Like a rare bird, I could save a rare bird. Like that would feel not selfish. But like,

if we're donating diapers or if I'm like donating to a food pantry or whatever it is. Like I'm only doing that because that crap affects me, right? So there's like a selfishness that is still related to any sort of altruism that I'm doing. And I think the reason that I don't share it as much is because I've been taking advantage of a couple of times and not just not yet in this baby world. but I can give you examples. People would message me on DM and go, hey, kids sick and wants to meet Sam Hunt. I'm like, all right, add the connections.

I know Sam, let's get it going. Find out the kid wasn't sick. Like that's a very, very surface. And without calling it, that's happened to me a few times where I have extended myself and been taking, advantage of or just flat out scammed for money. What sucks is that does affect one, how vigilant I am at making sure that like it's almost non-organizational to me. Like it's almost no organizations. It's almost directly to people or I don't do it because I don't really know at this

point who I can trust what they're doing with the money if it's even real. You know how many times I've given a ton of money to somebody who's dead is that. the king of Sudan, and they're going to put into bank account and I'm going to get it back. Many. I never get it back. But what's affected me the most is thinking about everybody that struggles with paying for diapers. And if I knew there was a way that somebody in my DMs really needed it and I knew that it was true, that's all I'd be doing. I have the money to do it, but that it's almost impossible to tell who's real, who's not, who's really going to use it, who really needs it, who's going to take it.

then just sell it because it's it sucks and so I don't talk about stuff near as much as I used to because the belief used to be for me is like hey a lot of stuff that I do I'm going to do it with with great intention but I'm going to share it because hopefully that intention will lead to other people's good intentions now it's like I don't want to share I do anything because all people want to do is take advantage the craziest thing was when I won the lottery the millions of dollars over the holiday Christmas and you know that story hit where someone in Arkansas won I forget two, three, five hundred million. I forget what it was. And I was in Arkansas for the holidays. That's where I'm from. We have a house in Fayetteville. And I didn't win the lottery, but I posted on

TikTok, you guys are never going to believe this. I won the lottery. Those videos were streamed so many millions of times. Like it went so viral that it was hilarious to me. Then it started to get a little scary, but then everywhere I would go, even in real life, people were asking me for stuff. People I didn't even know. And my DMs are full of people just going, hey, I need, and I think some of them could have been honest, but I know some of them weren't. Like, everybody, and what it hurts is the people that really need it. And again, that goes back to what I was just talking about. Like, I wish I could snap a finger and anybody that needed it in a 75 mile radius I could take care of,

and I knew they really needed it, done. But man, it is hard just not get scam, period, regardless of what it's about. That's where I find the most emotion. That's where I am, like I'm great. grateful for that understanding of what people have to go through the sacrifices they have to make to have a baby because it is not cheap. So went back to therapy. I'm back in the gym a little bit. I get it. If you have a kid and you're busy, you don't go to the gym. Like I understood the concept of dad bod. But I really thought, you can make time. It's really hard to make time.

not because time can't be made, but because the time that you do make, if something happens that you're not expecting in that time, you have no other time set aside to do it. So let's say I work out every day at 3 o'clock. And I'm like, great, three o'clock workout. So that happens with the baby at 3.15, I can't work out. But let's say I have four to six that I can do.

But I didn't have that schedule to work out. I have other things. So yeah, I've been back in the gym trying to get out of the dad bod. A lot of people have been asking about Arkansas Keith if he has met Billy. Arkansas Keith has not been here to meet Billy yet. We had plans for him to come. He was not able to make it. He'll probably meet us in Arkansas.

It's not very far dry for him. He's retired down anyway. He has no problem driving over. We're really waiting for the two-month shots. But Grace, my wife's sister, hasn't met the baby yet either. She was actually on her way. She was coming here. And she was going to fly in one day.

and fly back out, but she had a tickle in her throat. And the pediatrician has said multiple times, hey, the people in your close circle, let her meet the baby. Make sure they wash their hands, make sure they're not feeling sick. Like, don't take the baby out on parade, but you can let the people in your close circle. But Grace was like, I don't feel great. It could be an allergy, but I'm staying home.

And shout out to all my friends who have been like that because I got like four friends, and I think all of them had tickles. And so even when Eddie and his wife were going to come over, the first time they were going to come over, they were probably an hour from coming over and Eddie called him was like, hey, we got tickles. Everybody's got tickles.

And so shout out to everybody who doesn't go to see the baby and hide their illness because their immune systems are very fragile. But we're getting there. I think once we get those two-month shots, dude, we're going to the club. What are you talking about? Baby's meeting everybody.

Baby's running for office. Is there, there's a baby president movie, right? What's what we're doing do in real life? So, yeah, that's what's up. That's on the quick update list there. Here's what I've learned. Don't let your baby miss their nap. I had no idea that was the thing.

If your baby misses their nap, it's going to be difficult the rest of the day. The comparison that I will make is, if I don't go to sleep tonight at all, I stay up all night and I go to work tomorrow, I'm going to be okay for a little bit, then it's going to hit me hard, and then it's going to kind of mess me up for the rest of the week. I'm going to be off. That nap that a baby has is basically my night's sleep.

Baby misses a nap, baby's all out of whack. I miss a whole night's sleep. I'm all out of whack. For me, probably four or five days to take, if I have to take a red eye, I'm a mess for like three or four days. learn the hard way. Don't let the baby miss their nap. We took the baby for a walk. The baby didn't walk.

The baby just rolled. And we thought the baby was just sleep. Baby didn't sleep. And yeah, it was tough. But we learned the valuable lesson of why the baby needs their nap. Secondly, safe sleep. You're not supposed to fall asleep with your baby on you. It's very hard to do.

whenever the baby's sleeping on you because it is the most perfect time to fall asleep. You got a little baby right there. You're in a position. It's warm. You're like, this is the greatest feeling in the whole world. You got the wire up on TV. You can always rewind it because you're not watching anything live because it's not 2002 anymore.

And you're just like, you just fall asleep. But there is no falling asleep with a newborn or infant because you can roll over at any time. It can fall off you. You could roll over on it. So safe sleep is something that I've learned about. It's also one of the hardest things is to not fall asleep. Another one of the things that it's hard is to just stay still.

Like I've seen the meme or it's the baby's asleep. Well, my arm has no feeling in it. But if the baby's asleep, arms got to go. I'm going to sacrifice my arm to the baby keeps sleeping. Another one of the things that I made a note here is it is very difficult to communicate with something that doesn't know how to communicate back because you just want to know what's up why are you crying or hurting or hungry or am i on your foot or do you have a headache do babies even have headaches uh so to me that's been a difficult part of this is when something's

up they can't really communicate back except for a cry and the The only real difference is the volume in it. Man, when they hit that hard shriek, like it feels like offspring. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. But that's what I think every time. It's a helpless feeling. And that feeling sucks.

Where at least with my dogs, we can kind of get down to the bottom of it. We've been together a long time. I think Bulldog, an elder who's a rescue, I do think that, you know, they have the cognitive ability of like a three or four year old. So I guess a three or four year old can communicate it better. Like if Stanley's eye hurts, Stanley's eye was messed up and I didn't really know. Or his ear gets infected, Bulldogs get bad infected ears. He'll freaking paw his ear.

Baby doesn't do anything. I'm begging, baby, paw something. Like, where does it hurt? Put your paw on it. So, yeah, that's been a difficult thing that I really, I didn't consider. So yeah, I think that's it. I didn't bring my laptop. And so luckily the cloud exists.

So those are all my notes from my phone. So if you're watching on YouTube and you're like, dude, get off your phone. I made all these notes on my phone. I appreciate everybody's messages. And mostly it's people going, hey, well, you show a picture of the baby. As of now, no, we're not showing any face pictures. I did say on the air this last week, say, hey, there's a face picture of my baby. somebody asked for it. It was one I just drew with my finger because people are like,

show us a picture of your baby. Like I'm going to see a comment and that's going to get and change my mind as to what we're doing. I just drew it. So people are now messaging me like, I missed a picture. Can you repost it? There was no picture. It was a picture of a stick baby. And then I wrote like a bubble and it said, I'm a baby. And it was a smiley face with a baby on it. So yeah, that's what's up. It's been good. I feel like. like we're getting into a rhythm, but what I've read is as soon as you feel like you're getting into a rhythm, that rhythm changes, much like Queen Bohemian Rhapsody. Like you think that song, I definitely have the feeling of this song. It's going, it's, it's kind of a slow tempo.

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