The Bobby Bones Show - MON PT 2: What Will Bobby Do When He Retires? + The Show Gets Tough Love + The One Phrase Bobby Has Never Said + Our Most Embarrassing Days

Episode Date: July 14, 2025

Bobby has bad news for the guys after a study found that you still hate Mondays even when you are retired. And why Mondays are also bad for your health. Bobby said he recently thought about retiring a...nd what that life would look like. Bobby also has to give Eddie advice on saving for the future and it’s a rude awakening. Bobby has to give the members of the show tough love after saying he won’t be around in 10 years. Bobby revealed the phrase he has never said in his entire life and we can’t believe it. Eddie saw a cooler version of Bobby and offends him in the process. We shared our most embarrassing days from high school.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits,
Starting point is 00:00:13 my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, the Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfilled conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated.
Starting point is 00:00:28 So let's get to it. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. Hey, I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist and hosts of the podcast, a slight change of plans, a show about who we are and who we become when life makes other plans. I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change. We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that. that none of us likes.
Starting point is 00:01:01 You can have opinions, you can have like a strong stance. And then there's your body having its own program. Listen to a slight change of plans on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On a recent episode of the podcast, Money and Wealth with John Hobriant, I sit down with Tiffany the budgetista Aliche to talk about what it really takes to take control of your money. What would that look like in our family?
Starting point is 00:01:29 if everyone was able to pass on wealth to the people when they're no longer here. We break down budgeting, financial discipline, and how to build real wealth, starting with the mindset shifts. Too many of us were never, ever taught. If you've ever felt you didn't get the memo on money, this conversation is for you to hear more. Listen to Money and Wealth with John Hope Bryant from the Black Effect Network on the I'd Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 00:01:56 or wherever you get your podcast. Hi everyone, I'm Cheryl Strait, author of Wild and Tiny Beautiful Things. I'm excited to share that I have a new podcast called Mind Over Mountain. In each episode, I interview athletes, adventurers, and adrenaline seekers to discuss the inner landscapes that informed and inspired their extraordinary feats. So we too can better understand how to face our own seemingly insurmountable challenges. Listen to Mind Over Mountain every Thursday on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and IHeart Podcast presents soccer moms.
Starting point is 00:02:34 So I'm Leanne. Yeah. This is my best friend, Janet. Hey. And we have been joined at the hips since high school. Absolutely. A redacted amount of years later, we're still joined at the hip. Just a little bit bigger hips.
Starting point is 00:02:44 This is a podcast. We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey. With all the snacks and drinks. Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer? Oh, they hit a bogo. Well, then you got them. Listen to soccer moms on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast. or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Come on, man. Bobby bones. A new study found you'll still hate Mondays, even if you're retired. Nah, impossible. No way. No chance. Impossible. There's no such thing as a Monday. A study found that Monday stress us out when we're no longer working.
Starting point is 00:03:15 A lot of retired people get stressed by Mondays as well. The researchers think it's because workweek stress is so deeply ingrained in us. And our bodies are used to feeling stress because it has for years and years and years. There's no way that you just stop feeling stress. Even if you consciously go, it's Monday, who cares? I'm not working. Your body, because it's been in that pattern for years and years, still does it subconsciously. Back in the day, I used to have Mondays and Tuesdays off. I felt terrible on Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:03:45 Because I had to work on Wednesday. Yes. So Sundays then are your worst days. Even now? Do you feel terrible on Sunday? On Sundays? I get a little bit of the scaries, yeah. Because I just, I relax so hard on Saturdays.
Starting point is 00:03:59 What does that mean you relax so hard? I try to do nothing. Nothing. Sometimes the wife's like, you want to go to the pool? I'm like, no, you guys have fun. But a lot of your kids have sports stuff on Saturdays. No, they have it all during the week. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:04:10 So our weekends, if I plan it correctly, I can get it to where I do nothing. I'd see you, like you have basketball tournaments and stuff. Yeah, well, not right now. Not this season of my life. Okay, this season. I just feel like with kids, it's hard to do nothing on a Saturday. He works hard at doing nothing. All he does is say, uh-uh, no.
Starting point is 00:04:30 He works hard to do nothing. So I do so much of nothing on Saturday that what Sunday comes around, I'm like, oh, gosh, I got so much to do. Like, I got to get ready for work. But that's okay, right? Isn't that what the weekends are supposed to be? Right. You should, I think, pick a day that, you know, is your Sabbath. Saturday's your seventh, your relaxing Sabbath.
Starting point is 00:04:50 So here's how hard Monday suck. A new study found that they keep messing with us even when we're no longer working. researchers tested people to see how much of their stress hormone cortisol that they'd been producing and then once they retired they kept producing and the level stayed about the same because their body was so used to it that's crazy they need to do some subliminals that's from the mayo clinic too not from like buzzfeed that's legit no it's like legit i wonder if that would help them though if like they just rewired their subconscious mind you will relax on sunday you have no need to be scared for monday you are retired you just whisper that really quietly and
Starting point is 00:05:26 underneath the music to them. I was thinking about, I don't know why, I was thinking about retirement. Yes. Because I'm not, I have no need, no desire to retire. That should be my new band, no desire to retire. That's got a good rhyme to it. Yeah, you'll be retired when I start this band. Because I'll be like 65.
Starting point is 00:05:45 And I'm starting, this is my new group, no desire to retire. But I'm retired. But Eddie's retired. He has desire to retire. Hopefully, dude. Yeah. We'll see. I was thinking about it.
Starting point is 00:05:53 And I don't know what I would do. I think I just had Saturday, because Saturday for me, had nothing to do. That's what I'm talking about? And I just started to go, what if I had nothing? I guess it's more than retiring, like just not working. Like, what would I do? And then I started in my head building what I would do. And so I developed a whole schedule for what I would do if I didn't have a schedule.
Starting point is 00:06:10 No. No, see, that's not retirement. No, but I do think that there is something to that because even if you retire from one part of your life, like I think you need to keep moving. I think it's great to have a plan because you'll live longer. Yeah, but a schedule? Like, I mean, just say, oh, I'm going to do something tomorrow. Like, I'll go work out.
Starting point is 00:06:28 But it doesn't have to be every day I'm going to go work out at 8 a.m. You'd get tired of that. I would get tired of that. 100% you would. I need, yeah. But I think. I need direction. Most humans in general.
Starting point is 00:06:39 I need something concrete. I can't just float in space. Right. Like, you can't just wake up in the morning and be like, oh, it's a nice day. You know what? We can play pickleball today. Let me call some friends over. We play pickleball.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Yeah, but that's fine. But that's not planned. You just wake up, not having a play. plan. That's what I'm talking about. But that's if there's nothing. If like I haven't open part of the day, I'm like, I could do this. But I'm not going to, I guess I understand your question because everybody does that. No, no, no, no. If there's just open time and you're like, this is every day though. You wake up not knowing what you're going to do that day. I can't do it every day because I'm just guessing. It's going to be the best part of retirement. Is just nothing to
Starting point is 00:07:17 do. If you love retirement so much, why aren't you getting ready for it? I am mentally, I'm mentally getting ready for it. No, financially. Both of you guys. It's hard. Right now is tough, dude. No, I hear you. It's always going to be tough. This should be your max.
Starting point is 00:07:30 And I hear you. I'm trying to snowball right now. Say what you're going to say. You should make more money right now than any time ever in your life. That's what I mean you're going to tell myself all the time. This is the time to maximize. This is your earning potential. I mean, sure, you could build something where great if you earn it later.
Starting point is 00:07:46 But right now we're at a good spot to earn. So you might as well do it. And who knows how long is it going to even go. I know. But that's what I told my wife before we got our kids. Imagine the show went away tomorrow. Like they called us in an office and said, hey, we're in trouble. What are you going to do?
Starting point is 00:07:59 Nothing, dude. Moving to a apartment. What? I don't know that you got to do that, but I'm saying, what are you going to do to make the same, have the same living you're making now? What if I said, Eddie, man, I have to let you go. Like, I have to let you go. Sorry. Immediately?
Starting point is 00:08:13 Yeah. Like, you get paid for another month or two. I got it. But budgets, I got to let you go. I got it. I get a family meeting. Say guys, emergency mode, wife, you can have to get a job. oldest son, you're 17, get to work.
Starting point is 00:08:26 I'm going to have to take your old paycheck. No, but that's not real. That's not real. What do you mean? What would you do for yourself? First off, that and then like dad's got to go find a job somewhere. Yeah, dude. Emergency mode.
Starting point is 00:08:38 I told my wife. Yes, you had to find a job. My point is you're making more now at this job, then you'll probably make anywhere else. I'm also spending more now in my life with four kids than I've ever spent in my life. Well, but what if this job goes away and you still have the four kids? That's on you too. You added the kids. It was not on me.
Starting point is 00:08:52 For any of us, if you have children, you're automatically, every time a want another child comes in, you're on. Whoa, whoa, easy on the want. It's our situation and I love it, but it wasn't ever like this is the most money we've ever spent in our life because of four mouths. But you probably wouldn't have brought on the other kids had you not been in a position where you were successful enough to do that. Correct. Right. Which is a huge blessing to them. Oh, huge blessing.
Starting point is 00:09:19 But no, you're missing the point. You're saying you spend more, but if you hadn't made more, but if you hadn't made more, you wouldn't even taking the extra kids on. At the time, it seemed like we had enough. Well, but again, you do have enough. We do have enough. And we, thankfully, we do have enough. But they get older.
Starting point is 00:09:34 This is what I keep telling my wife. Like, they're getting older and more expensive, and the money's not coming in anymore. You know what I mean? Like, so. But y'all are choosing. I have to say this. I have to say this. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:09:46 You're choosing to do. You get to provide your kids with certain things that if you had to cut your budget, you would be like, okay, we're probably not going to play club basketball. Correct. We're not going to probably play travel this. We're probably not going to do this activity or that, but you're able to do the. Game like, gambling, sports games. Well, yeah, that's $50 a month, dude.
Starting point is 00:10:05 And sometimes I win. But your kids made, there's plenty of families that make less than you that have more kids and they figure out how to survive life. Like you would just, they just, they don't. This isn't a conversation for me. Like, you're speaking my words that I speak at home that are not understand, understand it. They're not understood. Like those words you just said, everything you said is what I speak at my house. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:10:28 And it's not taken well. The only point was retirement, you love it. Both of you guys talk about it all the time. Right now is the best time to ever prepare for it, even if you have all the kids, because this is the peak career-wise of what you're going to make. So I guess unless you're going to hold out until the kids leave, yeah. I don't. I understand this particular career. may have opportunities elsewhere.
Starting point is 00:10:54 I guess I don't like that. I guess I'm just in saying for anybody, I don't like that seeping into the subconscious of like, well, now I'm making the maximum ever going to make, because then they might believe that and then it might stunt them from an idea that like. Are you saying they as in me? Like sitting right here. But he's pointing to this table over here, Eddie.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Generally speaking, they're at the age where you kind of cap out at the money you make. And also, it's not like these dudes are chasing ideas. What do you mean? But if they believe in themselves, maybe they will chase the ideas. Yeah, but you're telling us right now not to believe in ourselves. No, I'm just looking at the past. I'm basing everything I'm saying off of living a life and knowing you guys for 20 plus years.
Starting point is 00:11:36 But let's encourage otherwise. I'm as encouraging as you could possibly be. I know, but just. But I'm encouraging you to start planning for the future. No, man. Like, I'm talking in pragmatic terms. What does that mean? Maybe I should take the $50.
Starting point is 00:11:51 that I spend gambling a month and invest that. Okay, yeah. Could that be a start? I know it's $50. Your quality of life would go down because you do like... Because I wouldn't be gambling every weekend. Because $50 a month, depending on where you are. I don't know, dude.
Starting point is 00:12:06 We're just talking about retirement and you're not getting ready for it, but you love it. My only point was you should prepare for it. And then you're like, well, I can't. And then all I'm doing is providing some logic to why you actually could. And based on your career now, And also, what's going to happen in 10 years? Like, this isn't going to be... Nothing, according to you, nothing.
Starting point is 00:12:26 I can tell you right now, this is not going to be here in 10 years. I'm not thinking that. I want to be retired in 10 years. That'd be awesome. Yeah, I got a question. Like, when you get to that social security, right? Does it, do you get more, the more you... Who even knows what that's going to be?
Starting point is 00:12:41 Also, may not exist. You're right. And you can't get it until your 60s. Is it kind of like alimony where you... No, you don't get it based on your quality of life. I think it. Past quality life. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:54 That was good. Like, it's just the same for everyone. Yeah, like my dad would get social security and it would barely scratch the surface of our expenses for him. Oh, my mom's getting it and it's not enough. Yeah. Like, we loved off of it, my grandma. Hmm. So, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Well, that's not good. I'm just saying guys prepared. I support my mom too. I forgot about that. I'm trying to get, like, mid-tuff love. But like Amy said, give us some encouragement there. He's encouraging. He's encouraging you in a different way.
Starting point is 00:13:20 Tough. Like, he's saying. This is not going to exist in 10 years. Got it. There's no way. Got it. So start planning for that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:27 Because 10 years ago, this did exist. But you're just looking at the landscape of media. This is not going to exist like it is now in 10 years. There's no chance. What's the landscape of media? What do you mean by that? It's evolving. Everything's fractioning and evolving.
Starting point is 00:13:40 I mean, yes. This is not going to happen to 10 years. Why are we the only ones that understand this right now? Like, why do you guys don't think this will exist in 10 years? I won't be here in 10 years. Not doing this. Are you dying? I don't understand.
Starting point is 00:13:52 He's not dying. He's going to probably, I don't think Bobby will retire, but I do see him. I don't see us doing this in the morning as a collective unit like this in 10 years because I don't think it'll be done like this in 10 years. But that's 10 years away. Yeah, it's plenty of time. To do what? Great. To save money.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Okay. Are you going to save? No, definitely I'm going to save. I just got to go back to my house and take what Amy said, say it again and better words. No, just play this for your wife. Oh, that's a good idea. Oh, that's a good idea. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:14:25 No, no, no. That's a good idea. I don't think playing this back is a good. I'm just saying. No, but maybe it lights the fire under her pants. So it's her. It's her fault. No, no.
Starting point is 00:14:36 Eddie, it's just a stream that I keep swimming against. Don't play this back for your life. The stream you're swimming against, would that be her? Well, it's the, it's my situation. Now he definitely cannot play this back. Well, I'll edit this part out. You play her to edit, like the Epstein tape, well, now they've seen that it's,
Starting point is 00:14:52 been edited. She's like, what was there? There's a minute missing? Something was there. What was there? Sorry, the microphones just cut out at that point. Yeah, they cut out. Bad reception. Yeah, like, said, there was a faulty mic at that moment. Okay, anyway, moving off. Thank you, man. Thank you. Yeah. I am encouraging. I'm encouraging you to think about more than just today as possible and giving you, giving you my understanding of what's happening with you and your family and the finances, your desire to quit working because you're not going to be able to quit working right now. Now, I think it's great.
Starting point is 00:15:32 It's just as I've coached, you know, youth sports, I've learned that if you want to encourage your team, you don't tell them like, we're going to lose this game. I didn't say you were going to lose. Yeah, you said we're going to be done. This is going to be over. But those kids eventually are going to go to junior high. and play a harder,
Starting point is 00:15:49 harder competition. And if they don't grow with the game, the game's going to run them over. You don't tell them they're going to go in ninth grade, play against better competition? Dude, they're six. We don't talk about ninth grade.
Starting point is 00:15:57 Okay. In sixth grade? Next year. Yeah. Train them for what's to come. Anyway, not to. Well, I don't think Eddie, or, well, I don't want to speak for you, Bobby.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Go ahead. Speak for me. No. I don't want to. I guess I'm just like, okay, I'll say what I was going to say. Eddie,
Starting point is 00:16:17 I don't think Bobby is saying you may not, like, who knows what's going to evolve over the next several years. It just may not look like this. And also maybe try to figure out some other things that you could have going on. Like you were doing your chicken thing, your spices, other things you're passionate about. That you can just, that can diversify your. What is your chicken thing at? The chickens kind of get in. We can't do the chicken.
Starting point is 00:16:48 They're like social media. The spices, we're still working on it. Well, like, how can you diversify your income, I guess, is what I mean. So you can have, like, different buckets. That's how someone explained it to me is, like, picture all of your buckets. And, like, what buckets do you want to pour energy into that can, you can start to fill up? And what buckets do you maybe just want on the sidelines that you can bring in when you're ready? I'm not trying to do.
Starting point is 00:17:10 What are your buckets? I'm not trying to make you sad. Because if you have all of your, if you have everything in your Bobby Bone Show bucket. Or even this company bucket. Right, right. Like radio bucket. Like whatever. It's just, you need more buckets.
Starting point is 00:17:22 If they take away your bucket, you've got to start over with no bucket. I'm going to need to get a bucket. But you can have the cool thing is right now with the way the world is. You can have multiple buckets. All right. Anyway. No, thank you, man. Hey, chin up, guys.
Starting point is 00:17:38 Yeah, chin up, buttercup. Very inspiring. Wisconsin nurse. It was supposed to be inspiring. It's supposed to be reality. Every Monday. Eddie? Yeah. A Wisconsin nurse got a slap on the wrist for cutting off a patient's foot. Mary Kay Brown was accused of elder abuse and is avoiding jail time. She took a plea deal that drops two
Starting point is 00:17:55 felony charges. He was arrested for amputating the foot of a hospice patient without his permission. She, yeah, cut off his foot. Apparently McFarland, who is him, contracted severe frostbite. She admitted to cutting off a foot without instructions to do so. One nurse reportedly told investigators Brown mentioned that her family had a taxidermy shop and wanted to preserve the foot or the sign reading Wear your boots, kids. Brown has now pleaded, no contest. That's from the Huffington Post.
Starting point is 00:18:26 I guess what I would need to know if I'm the judge or the jury, probably not a jury case. Was he going to die if someone didn't make the decision? Or did they think he might die if they didn't make a decision? Because you can make a wrong decision at a time when a decision has to be made
Starting point is 00:18:42 and one that has to be made quick. And if that's the case, and she made the wrong decision, meaning, okay, he might lose his foot and he might die if we don't do something. Is she the one to make that decision? I don't know. She's the only one there. Like he comes in, he's been bit, you know, you got to cut off a foot. You got to make that call. And if she had to make the call and it was pressing, maybe I go a little lighter. If like, she's like, oh, your foot's got some frostbite, why don't we just cut it off?
Starting point is 00:19:11 I got some family here that's got a shot. I need to know the circumstances behind it. We started watching a new show called Kingdom. Anybody watch that? Oh. The family, the weird family? Mm-mm. It's zombies?
Starting point is 00:19:25 Oh, definitely different. Korea? I have to look up what I thought, what I think you're talking about. No, no zombies. Unless I didn't watch it long enough. No, this is all zombies. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:34 And it's South Korea. I don't know, these are Americans. We watch subtitles and we watch Make them speak English. Yeah. It's always weird. We do both. I like a zombie show.
Starting point is 00:19:45 don't really have anything good we're watching right now. Like we're tapped out. I start watching MurderBot. Anybody? Yeah, I've been watching it. It's fine. Yeah, I'm all the way caught up with it and it's still fun. It got great reviews. Like 96% on Rotten Tomatoes and it's like, eh.
Starting point is 00:20:00 Yeah, I haven't seen the 96% yet. Maybe it comes later. How do we know that dude? The actor. The lead guy. Yeah, the lead guy is Andrew Scarsguard, but I don't know what I would know him from. because he's famous I think he's in
Starting point is 00:20:19 Tarzan Yeah, it's Tarzan is how I knew him I never seen Tarzan He was the husband in Big Little Lies Yeah Maybe Nicole Kidman I watched the show I don't remember that
Starting point is 00:20:29 Oh he was in succession too Quickly though right Yeah I don't I mean it says he was in it From 2018 to 2023 so all of it but It's fine Okay Amy what do you have over there Oh sorry now I was looking at the Netflix show
Starting point is 00:20:41 I'm trying to watch about the family That I thought was the kingdom Nobody, who's the guy that looks like Bradley Cooper that's not Bradley Cooper? Josh. You know what I'm talking about? He's like a knockoff Bradley Cooper. Yeah, he was in Sweden Alabama, right? Oh, no, I'm thinking of knockoff Matthew McConaughey.
Starting point is 00:20:58 Are you thinking of, um, yeah. Yeah, I'm thinking of knockoff. I'm thinking of Timu McConae. Yeah. Because now I'm going to figure out because you were talking about the kingdom and I did start the show on Netflix and it's like this mom who's like got these sons and they're bad and they're bad. like their bad family.
Starting point is 00:21:14 They break into things when the son just got out of jail and then the Bradley Cooper look alike is in it and that's what I thought was the kingdom. Anyway, what I have is a list of rules
Starting point is 00:21:23 for couples having arguments. I love rules on arguments because I really follow them when I'm the most argumentative. Yeah. So this is just a great list of things to live by, okay? Like, you can be mad at me
Starting point is 00:21:36 but don't insult me. Okay? You can be mad at me but don't, you have to tell me why you're mad. don't assume. And I think that's one of the biggest mistakes we make when we're arguing or when we're mad at someone or we're having a fight is we assume they know why we're mad. Yeah, I think a lot of times these, hey, here's some rational thoughts about when you're
Starting point is 00:21:55 irrational or tough because you're irrational and you're not thinking about the rational things you should be thinking about. Meaning if you're in an argument, you're mostly triggered. When you're triggered, you're not using your irrational mind. But you can also, so sometimes, yes, I get you. So sometimes with my son, when we were having some stuff going on with him, if I was getting triggered, I had a script. that the therapist gave me and I would have it in a journal or note cards or even on my computer and I would pause
Starting point is 00:22:18 before I got too freaked out and I would go and I would look at it and I'd be like okay I need to say this say this say this so then things didn't escalate so what if these are just... Don't you just want to win though? No. No I'm it's a real question not just being funny don't you just want to win argument sometimes like for the sake of winning?
Starting point is 00:22:35 Well isn't that why you have the argument? No. I think you have the argument because there is a conflict about fundamentally something in moment. Yeah, and you want to win that. Well, okay, right? Well, like, you can be mad at people at times for things. Like, you could be upset and disappointed and mad. I hear you, but you just want to win. Like, you realize maybe halfway through you're wrong, but you're like, I still want to win this thing. No, I think that, I don't know. I don't have that personality. You're involved.
Starting point is 00:23:01 No, it's not that I'm evolved. I don't think I've ever had the personality where I'm just like, oh, I have to be right. I think I eventually may take me some time, but I'll come to the conclusion and then be able to say, ooh, okay, you're right. I probably get to that faster now with some of my... Yeah, sometimes I realize I'm wrong. Like, I don't know, 10 seconds in, and I'm like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:23:20 I've already started. I'm already on the trip. Let's just see where this goes. And then I start to get competitive. When you say you're right, like, do you say like, yeah, you're right? Or do you say like, you're right? You're always right. No, because that's what I do.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Well, that would be passive aggressive. Like, that's not genuine. No, mine would be like, dang it, Paul. pause, pause, you're right. Oh, I've never done that. That sounds weird. I've never done my entire life.
Starting point is 00:23:45 I know, but. I know, I'm not bragging. I know, but. I've just never felt that in the moment. No, you're undefeated, dude. But you said, if you realize 10 seconds in my mind, I have a lot of wins and ties. Go ahead. But if you realize 10 seconds in that you're wrong, that would, that would mean she's right.
Starting point is 00:24:01 Yeah, yeah, but I would never be like. But what if you tried it? What if you just tried it? We have argued about factual things. And I've been like, oh, yeah. Okay. You're right. But that's not our opinions on something.
Starting point is 00:24:13 So I've done that. You've been like, yeah, because Google is going to be here. Like you can't. It's resolved by the data, by the facts. Let's say it's not a anything you can get on the internet. It's an interpersonal. I'd have to come back around like a day or two later and then find a different way to be like, yeah, I'd have to acknowledge it in a way that didn't show me losing.
Starting point is 00:24:37 What if this was a challenge? You love a good challenge. I don't. Not all of them. Okay. What if you just practiced once the minute you realize, you practice being like, oh, shoot, you know what? Then I'm less than. I feel like that makes you more than.
Starting point is 00:24:52 I know you do. I'm confused. Yeah. He doesn't, he said because it's weak to do that. He doesn't, he wants to win, not lose. Everything. It's not even just about fighting. I just want to win everything.
Starting point is 00:25:04 Everything all the time. Why is that? Insecurity. I know, but you're in therapy. Like you're working through it. And you're older. I can at least acknowledge that now. Look at the growth I've had. Used to be like, I'm just going to kill everybody. I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:25:15 I am here to conquer. It's true. Gangus bones. Yeah. Not some, I understand now why. So now you have the awareness. You just don't want to change. No, I do want to change. And I hope by the time I retire, I'm able to change. When are you going to retire? I don't know. I have no desire to retire. Okay. I feel like these rules are lost on y'all. But one of my favorites was, you know, you can be mad at me, but don't broadcast it to others.
Starting point is 00:25:40 Oh, we kind of have a keep it on. in the locker room policy at my house. What wouldn't you want broadcasted? Why you're fighting if they're mad at you? Like telling your friends? Remember the mailbag about the engagement and the friend was like, I don't know if I should be like I'm glad they broke off because they might get back together. Like there's some of that stuff where it's like I don't want you telling other people
Starting point is 00:25:57 we're fighting about because that's my friend. I don't know when I'm like knowing things that would make them feel different about me, even if that's not the case. Right. Like keeping a locker room. Yeah. That's what I say. But sometimes like I always want to like, if our argument's so good, like if I feel like I'm
Starting point is 00:26:11 trivial, I don't mind it. But if I feel like I'm winning, and all I have to do is just say, like, call your sister. And I say this all the time, call your sister and ask her, tell her this scenario, see what she would think about it. Oh, with my ex-husband sometimes, I would just call my sister right in the middle of it. But that's your own sister. And I would be like, Christy. But that's your blood. Your blood should stick up for you. No, no, no, but her husband, see, my sister, she was a good, she was a good person to call because she had known my husband for, since they were kids and she was married to his best friend or is married to his best friend. So we would get, they would both be on speaker.
Starting point is 00:26:46 And then I'd be like, okay, here's what's happening. But I feel like he then. I'm not saying it was right. I'm not saying it was right. But that's just what I had to do. Desperate times. No, I don't think it's wrong. It's always good to get a downside perspective.
Starting point is 00:26:59 My point was, I don't know that I would just call it and put it on speaker right away. I'd be like, hey, do we want to call? Let's call. Yeah, I don't really have anybody that I could call like that. Call me, dude. But I don't think that she would respect in the way of like giving it. I'm like, I don't know, Caitlin. Bobby sounds right on this one.
Starting point is 00:27:17 Yeah, because she knows, even if Eddie doesn't feel that way he's going to give me the benefit, he may tell me I'm an idiot when we're alone. But, yeah. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football,
Starting point is 00:27:36 or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast.
Starting point is 00:28:05 It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to The Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes.
Starting point is 00:28:40 And Rule 2, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of The Girlfriends... Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care.
Starting point is 00:29:04 So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last. target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 00:29:21 or wherever you get your podcast. What's up, everyone? I'm Ego Wodom. My next guest, you know from Stepbrothers, Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. My dad gave me the best advice
Starting point is 00:29:43 ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, And dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved.
Starting point is 00:30:04 And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck.
Starting point is 00:30:28 Listen to thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him. I said, hi, Dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen. She says, I have some cookies in me. This is a badass convict. Right. Just finished five years.
Starting point is 00:30:53 I'm going to have cookies and milk at them all. Yeah. On the Ceno Show podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience, and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor, cultural icon, Danny Trail to talk about addiction, transformation, and the power of second chances. The entire season two is now available to bench, featuring powerful conversations. with the guests like Tiffany Addish, Johnny Knoxville, and more. I'm an alcoholic. And without this truth, I'm going to die.
Starting point is 00:31:28 Open your free I-Heart radio app. Search the Cito Show. And listen now. I feel like it was a little bit unbelievable until I really start making money. It's Financial Literacy Month, and the podcast, Eating While Broke, is bringing real conversations about money, growth, and building your future. This month, hear from top streamer, Zoe Spencer, and venture capitalist Lakeisha Landrum Pierre,
Starting point is 00:31:55 as they share their journeys from starting out to leveling up. If I'm outside with my parents and they're seeing all these people come up to me for pictures, it's like, what? Today now, obviously, it's like 100%. They believe everything. But at first, it was just like, you got to go get a real job. There's an economic component to communities thriving. If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they fail.
Starting point is 00:32:18 And what I mean by fell is they don't have money to pay for food. They cannot feed their kids. They do not have homes. Communities don't work unless there's money flowing through them. Listen to Eating While Broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Anyway, what other rules do you have over there? Okay, so don't broadcast to others. Just the way they wrote it was, be mad at me.
Starting point is 00:32:42 But don't forget the many good things about me. I would never. That sounds dumb. No, you don't say. Like, these are just rules that you want to have. But how do you say that to them? You're saying it. Well, maybe, okay.
Starting point is 00:32:54 If I said that to my wife, if we were in one and I was like, hey, don't forget about the good things about me. I can see her roll her eyes and be like, what are you talking about? Get out of here. The final one. She'd be like, you know you lost. That's why you're saying stupid stuff like that. Well, then I don't know how you're going to feel the final one. But be mad at me, but also remember the many other times I have forgiven you.
Starting point is 00:33:13 Oh, I would never. No, that would be terrible. That was terrible. That's bargaining. Hey, don't be as mad because I wasn't mad at you one time When you did something stupid Yeah, yeah, yeah You know, I've had grace
Starting point is 00:33:23 You could have some little grace here Hey, I messed up, I'm sorry But then you have to bring up whenever they messed up That's not, I don't know that I agree With that one for sure But I don't know, I just came across the list And I do like the You know
Starting point is 00:33:39 Be mad at me, but tell me why you're mad Don't assume I know That's probably my favorite one of all of them I think sometimes we can just assume You know I don't I'm in lizard brain when I fight so I don't assume anything You're in what brain? Lizard brain I just react to his animal
Starting point is 00:33:53 Must win must win I know but you're smarter than that But that's not the point Whenever lizard brain pops up It doesn't matter your intelligence It doesn't matter your knowledge It doesn't matter anything because you've lizard brained it I know
Starting point is 00:34:04 I get that far less than I used to But I understand But that's why I also am like hey I'm gonna take a minute And she's like well how many minutes And I'm like Wednesday Of next year Okay she's like a 2028
Starting point is 00:34:16 of it. Right. Is that the amygula? Amygdala. Amygdala. Okay, I've heard about that. Is that what it is? Part of it.
Starting point is 00:34:24 Lizard brin? Part of it, yeah. Okay. Eddie saw a cooler version of me at church. Yeah. That feels rude. Oh, is it, Pastor Matt? No, it was not.
Starting point is 00:34:34 And I thought it was because... So there's two people cooler than me? No, no. Pastor Matt doesn't look like you. But people confuse him for... I get that, but if you really look at Pastor Matt, he looks nothing like it. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:34:44 It's just the glasses and the hair. Yes. this guy though so my kids saw him first and they like elbowed me and like hey look it's Bobby like legitimately thought it was you and I'm like it's not Bobby and I look I'm like wait a second it looks just like Bobby except he was maybe a little more ripped like like wider at the shoulders you know well that's not ripped that would be broad but ripped he had like a t-shirt on a white t-shirt why do I even want to hear the story well because it's all you're doing is comparing me to Somebody.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Dude, I'm telling him he was crazy because I looked at him for like five minutes solid. And he was in front of me. So he was facing the stage. So I really couldn't see his face. And for five minutes, I'm like, is it him? I saw a cooler Eddie out. And man, he was grilling. Wait, I was watching him grill.
Starting point is 00:35:32 Dude, is awesome. Way better than you. You're lying, though. You're not telling the truth. This guy looked just like you. And here's the, he turned around. And his face, again, his profile looked just like yours. Glasses, holding.
Starting point is 00:35:43 glasses, everything. And then he had like a sleeve, a tattoo sleeve on his right arm. Like, well, that's not him. This is a legit sleeve, though. Like, tat it all the way down the arm. But I can see where people probably at church would have thought like, hey, Bobby Bones here. That's cool. But then they'd see the arm and be like, no, it's not him.
Starting point is 00:36:03 I have tattoos all over my arm. No, no, dude. This was like a dragon. I don't have a dragon. What's your story, Eddie? So this will make you feel a little better. No, I don't want to feel better. No, it'll make you feel better.
Starting point is 00:36:14 Travis Kelsey, he was playing a celebrity golf tournament. Yeah, I watched the ACC. Hit someone in the face. I hit someone in the face. Pebble Beach, yeah. Yeah, hit a bad shot. It went over, hit someone. He went over, took a selfie with him, gave him an autograph, and then moved on.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Yeah. Thought about you. Again, hitting somebody in the face of the ball? You don't think about me very lovingly. What do you mean? Hey, what do you mean? I'm encouraging you, saying you're not the only one. This happens to everyone out there.
Starting point is 00:36:42 Lunchbox story. Yeah, we talked about the devil and the Ozarks, that former police chief that got out of prison in Arkansas escaped. He got caught. Well, now two guards have been fired. They didn't find any reason that they helped him, but they weren't following protocols. They were letting inmates out on the loading dock without supervision. And then the guy that was operating the gate, you're supposed to check IDs of whoever goes in and out. And he was just buzzing people out. And that's how he was able to escape. So two prison guards fired, but not facing any charges. I guess I don't remember that story because we've been a bunch of stories. What happened? He got a like officer's uniform.
Starting point is 00:37:17 Who's he just an escape inmate? The guy that was in prison. Remember the devil of the Ozarks? We talked about him. Do we talk about people dying, getting killed, why they die? Well, when we were in Missouri though, New Orleans, all those guys escaped, prison. True.
Starting point is 00:37:29 True, yeah. So this guy used to be a police chief, got in trouble, convicted of murder, and he was in prison, and he got a guard's uniform, and he just acted like he was wheeling out something. into the trash. And they opened the gate and he disappeared and they couldn't find him for like three weeks. He only got a mile and a half from the prison. He was in the woods. But it turns out
Starting point is 00:37:49 two guards weren't following protocols, but we were worried it was an inside job. He had to have help. But there's no evidence they knew that he was going to escape. I watched a 10-minute video of a guy running from the cops yesterday, but it was on Grand Theft Auto. It was fake. So it wasn't even real? Yeah. Did you think it was real? No.
Starting point is 00:38:05 He was like parachuting off a building. I don't know why I watched that for so long. I watched the whole thing, but people were trying to catch them because they're all playing online and he was like I just robbed a bank let's see if I can get away from the cops and his buddy was trying to pick him up he was running. Watch 10 minutes of that video. He got caught? No. No? He didn't. Wow. He was parachuted
Starting point is 00:38:23 off a building. Got in a car, took the car under the bridge because the helicopter was over him, another guy and you can hear the other guy's talking trying to catch him. Then got on a dirt bike. It's not real. No, but the real people were doing, I don't know, I was watching a guy stream this. Let me think of that. You ever watch that stuff? I get suck on those a lot. Yeah. I came up for that new Grand The Fetter to come out next year.
Starting point is 00:38:43 I loved playing that game. Like, back in the day, loved playing it. Yeah. Man, what's crazy? You say the New Orleans, one of those guys is still out. Yeah. He's probably long gone.
Starting point is 00:38:53 The other guy, the last guy they caught was still pretty close. He was like in a house. You mean long gone, like far from the prison? Because they caught those guys close. Even the last guy they just caught. Was it like an Airbnb? And then they went to the person who was like,
Starting point is 00:39:05 own the Airbnb and it was a woman. And they were like, are you involved? I stopped paying attention because I was watching Grand Theft audio clips. But yeah, one of the guys is still gone. Like, how do you, you can't enjoy life, right? Probably more than when you're in jail. Really?
Starting point is 00:39:18 I mean, you're always kind of like looking behind you. Am I being followed? And when you're in jail, same. True. I think it's just a comparison. Yeah, you'll always be nervous about it. But would you rather be nervous in prison, maybe getting shanked or maybe taking a shower and some dude coming up and taking you?
Starting point is 00:39:31 Or would you rather be like running from the law nervous? It's like picking you're nervous. I think I'd rather be nervous running from the law, not being shanked. banked at any time. Yeah, from the two options, yeah. Yeah. So I think that's probably the comparison. More than it would suck just to look for cops, wouldn't it?
Starting point is 00:39:50 Yeah. But. It sucked to be all constantly writing. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I don't know what I was going to say. Watching your back. Watching your back. Washing or watching?
Starting point is 00:40:04 Remember that? How can we forget? Abby, wash your back. Watching your back. Let's do, Morgan, your story. Okay, so there's a bunch of flesh-eating maggots that are about to hatch in the lower U.S. And it's a whole thing so much so that now the U.S. government is involved, and they've put together a $29.5 multi-million dollar plan to breed 200 million male flies
Starting point is 00:40:31 and drop them in the border of Texas and Mexico to stop these maggots. You mean the fleshy maggots on like cattle, right? Well, they can hurt cattle. They can hurt pets. They can hurt humans. Wildlife. All of it. What are the flies going to do?
Starting point is 00:40:44 So they're going to drop them. I knew it was a major cattle concern. This is all Texas A&M was majorly involved in this. Shout out. Did you see the story? I saw the story about, I don't know if I got like an email. I get emails about what's going on at Texas A&M and that they were heavily involved in this. And I didn't know that these maggots were also eating humans.
Starting point is 00:41:04 In some cases, yeah, it's fatal for humans. It just depends on the scenario. But yeah, it could injure all of it. And it would cost like over, they predicted over like $100 million worth of damage if they do end up producing and like hatching. So they don't really fight the maggots. The flies? It's more of a take up space. So flies will lay eggs in the same food source.
Starting point is 00:41:30 And if it's crowded, maggots may compete with other maggots for food. So some of the maggots will die because now they're competing. It's basically we're going to give you. a less bad version of what's happening that won't kill but they're going to take up a lot of the space
Starting point is 00:41:43 and some of the really bad is going to die because they're not able to thrive and then they're all male right? Are maggots all male? Well, all the flies are male.
Starting point is 00:41:51 The ones they're releasing are all male so that way they can't procreate. Yeah, it's mostly a competition. Got it. So they're releasing competition.
Starting point is 00:42:01 It's like Love Island. You drop a bunch of males. Someone just shows up and it takes, it's Love Island, but there. Let's do some voicemails. Ray, give me number one. I heard that he changes his phone background, like passive-aggressive at his wife. And my boyfriend does the same thing to me.
Starting point is 00:42:25 And at first I was, like, super mad about it. You know, I'm 27. I think that it can be healthy. I think as long as you're not changing it to something hurtful like another person. I don't change my phone screened another person. I'll take it. Why would you roll your eyes? You've heard this story 10 times.
Starting point is 00:42:41 There's no need to react. No, I'm rolling my eyes at that. I'm trying to figure out how it's healthy. It's the more healthy of the unhealthy options. Okay. I'm creating competition like the maggots and the flies. Right. So I'll flip it over and it'll be my dog or Arkansas
Starting point is 00:42:56 Razorback Football Helmet. So it's sending a message. If that message, if it's chosen to be received. I think my wife sees it at times and just like, I don't care. I'm even going to address that because that gives me a in if she addresses it. If she never sees it, tree falls in the woods, doesn't make a noise. I change my phone screen. She never sees it. Does it even get changed to her? No.
Starting point is 00:43:16 I guess not. I've done that in a while. A few months, probably. All right, give me the next one. What was the most embarrassing moment in high school that you wish you could never live again? Anyways, my mom watched his show. Appreciate you guys. Thank you for calling. For me, it was seventh grade when my shorts ripped open and my weiner came out and they called me T-bone for the rest of in my life, Ed sucked. That's probably the high school. All high school was embarrassing, but that's probably the one that hurt the most because
Starting point is 00:43:44 it was the most outward. Yeah. You? Well, I have two from high school. It's hard to pick. They're both horrible. Go ahead. The first one is when my ex-boyfriend keyed my car, whore, and he spelled it wrong.
Starting point is 00:44:03 That was embarrassing for him. He went to H, right? H-O-R-E. Yeah. He just forgot to double you. Or maybe the W didn't cut down properly. Or didn't fit. Maybe it was light.
Starting point is 00:44:12 Or maybe he wrote backward. E. R, O, H. Oh, there's no room for the W. Yeah. No, there was room. Yeah, he's an idiot. And then he keyed the name of another high school on the other end of my car,
Starting point is 00:44:27 I guess, to probably throw off the scent that it was him. Oh, smart. And it did. It threw it off for over a year. I didn't find out it was him for a year. I did think it was someone from the other school. So it did work then. And I sort of, I even called a person.
Starting point is 00:44:41 So did you miss from a whore on purpose then? To really throw you off the scent? No, I think he was drunk and stupid. Got it. Is that both of them or is that just one of them? No, that was, that was so embarrassing. That was horror? No, it was horrible.
Starting point is 00:44:53 I got it. It was horrible. So embarrassing. On a lighter note, it was, I could never make it to math class on time. And so my mom surprised me at school one day. I was socializing on the second floor, as I always did between classes. And I got a tap on the shoulder. I turned around.
Starting point is 00:45:07 It was my mom. and I was in 11th grade and she was there to escort me to math class. And I was never late again, but it was very embarrassing having my mom walk me to class. Shout out to her though. I get it.
Starting point is 00:45:19 It worked. And do my mom work? I mean, she took time out of her schedule to come do that. I can't even believe it. Speaking of throwing people off their scent. Legend. I watched like a 10-minute video on TikTok
Starting point is 00:45:28 of these Navy SEALs and special ops guys who were with Mr. Beast and he had a dog and he let the dog smell all of them and they had 10 minutes to go and hide. Like in a junkyard? Did you see it? I saw the, I saw the YouTube. All they had to do was get till the morning. And so these guys are all special ops guys. And what they were doing was all different things. They're all rubbing themselves on all the cars though. Like they didn't talk about it because they were who could last the longest and also
Starting point is 00:45:56 who could make it till the morning would get the money. It's like 50 grand or something. And so they would all rub their body scents on all the cars in that 10 minutes. And some of them would like rub all around and then get in another car. One guy climbed a tree. One guy got in the water. It was pretty awesome. Yeah. I didn't make it to the end though. I didn't see, I didn't see who won. The tree guy, because it cut, I got all the way to the end, but then I didn't, the algorithm didn't feed me the end end. But the tree guy was left from what I saw. Because I think he was so high, the dog couldn't get up there. Anyway. That's interesting. Everything's got like a spinoff now in my head of like some TikTok I watch. There's a story to it. Okay. Lunchbox, anything in high school?
Starting point is 00:46:35 Man, no, I wouldn't ever embarrass in high school. Being prom king, you're the most popular kid in high school, so there's nothing really embarrassing. People look up to you and they kind of, you know, treat you like royalty, so you don't really have anything to be worried about. Eddie, anything? Yeah. I was a sophomore, and there was a girl at the, what do you call it, the vending machine. She was getting, like, a soda. And I thought it was my friend Veronica. So, like, she was about to hit, like, Diet Coke, and I ran as fast as I couldn't. I hit Dr. Pepper, just to be, like, funny. And she goes, what are you doing? And I look up, and it was the hottest girl in school. It wasn't my friend Veronica.
Starting point is 00:47:09 And I was like, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. You remember that? Dude, I'll never forget it. Wow. And I like reach from my pocket. Like here's $5. Like get yourself a drink. Have seven drinks. Yeah, but the cool part is like her and I became friends after a while. We never dated or anything, but we came friends. You try? Yeah, I tried, dude. She was so hot.
Starting point is 00:47:28 How did you try? How did you try? He bought her 17 sodas. Yeah. You're $5. How did I try? Oh, just let you know, friends. Hopefully the friends become more than friends, but it just never did. Lunchbox thought Morgan was in the parking garage
Starting point is 00:47:43 and went up scared her. Oh, man. Except it wasn't Morgan. Yeah, I've got to... Guys, I've got to make a rule that I can no longer scare women in the parking garage. I thought we already made that. We already tried to make that role.
Starting point is 00:47:55 I forgot that Morgan got rid of her Jeep. And there is a white Jeep that looks just like Morgan's that parks on the level we park. And I saw the door opening and I went around, boom! and it was some woman and she's like, what the hell do you think you're doing? She's the hottest girl in the building?
Starting point is 00:48:12 It was Eddie's old. And I was like, I'm so sorry. And she was like, you're lucky I don't call it. I mean, she's like, you're lucky I don't call the cops. But really, I mean, what could she call the cops for? Me jumping out. Yeah, I'm sure there's a threat charged in there somewhere. What, saying boo?
Starting point is 00:48:26 In a bargaining rod. There's like nothing. I don't think there's anything. Yeah, but I, at that moment, when she turned around it and I was like, oh my God, Morgan bought a new car. And I was like, I can't do this anymore. I got to stop. He's like, here, take five bucks.
Starting point is 00:48:40 I told her, I said, I won't do that to women anymore. You said that to her. I won't do that to women anymore. She's calling the cops for sure that. After that. Yeah, so yeah, just so you know, Morgan doesn't have a Jeep anymore, and I've got to stop with the women in the parking garage. Yeah, we tried to say that.
Starting point is 00:48:54 You got to stop. Speaking of the parking garage, this feels unsafe. Morgan got locked in the garage. Shouldn't you, if you're in, be able to get out without a key fob? Because what if you're running from something? No, man, you got to pay. Is that what it is? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:08 No, no, no. I'm talking about the first door, though. Oh, that's not, yeah. That door. The gate or whatever, the actual garage door? Yes, because there's no way to call a speaker on that door. And that second one you got to pay, but you can also call a speaker and be like, I'll ask my ticket.
Starting point is 00:49:20 You can also walk out of there. But you can't if you're in a car. You can park the car and walk out of there. I thought about this and there's got to be a reason. Right. You should be able to get out of that main door. But they're preventing it for a reason. They shouldn't.
Starting point is 00:49:36 They can shut that other arm That's fine to keep people from getting out To pay to stay in That I'm totally okay with But they shouldn't double it up And have you held back in your car Everybody should be able to get their car Down to the main level
Starting point is 00:49:48 But yeah but you gotta have the door down So people don't just come in that way But you should be able to push a button To open it from that side Because if you're on that side It should censor you and open Either a button or a sensor What was wrong with the door?
Starting point is 00:50:01 Was it stuck? Well, Morgan couldn't get out The FOB wasn't working And there's no other option of getting out And how long were you trapped in the garage? 30 minutes. I had to wait until somebody else came. Like, I had to scoot back and sit and wait until another car came.
Starting point is 00:50:14 And then I just had to, like, go right after him and hope that it didn't shut on me. It took 30 minutes for another car to come out. It was like late at night. She was like, you parked her car there. I was coming back from a concert. Yeah. Dang, yeah, that's terrible. That arm, I totally understand.
Starting point is 00:50:25 Because there's also a way to call out to be like, I lost my ticket. I can't pay, whatever. There's no way to communicate on that big door. And I get it. People can't be driving through all the time. but there needs to be a sensor on that side so it recognizes a car to open. Otherwise, what if someone's like trying to kill you
Starting point is 00:50:41 or scares you by your Jeep? Yeah. You could run through the door if you needed to, right? Nah, it's a garage door. You can't run through that. I mean, I don't think. I don't think so. You can't even really get a running star because
Starting point is 00:50:53 where are you going to be? I made your car batter through it. I don't think so, dude. The fact that we even have to question, like, I don't know how thick is that door. So you sat there for 30 minutes? Yeah. And we have two different sensor options and neither one.
Starting point is 00:51:08 I mean, I held them up. I would go and stand next to him trying to get them to work. I probably looked like an idiot and I was just nothing was working. Is it because they shut our stuff off? I don't know. I would assume they wouldn't because sometimes people have to come up here late at night. I would assume that too. Were you trying to go through the wrong one, the one on the left?
Starting point is 00:51:23 No, I was coming through the same one I come through every day. And I was just stuck and I even went down to like the desk and I was like, hey, can you help me out? She's like, I can't do anything about that. I was like, cool, cool. You're trapped inside the building. I can't do anything about that. Yeah, because if we're not associated with the apartments that are above there? Who cares about association?
Starting point is 00:51:40 Like, there's a human trying to get out of the building. Yeah, that sucked. All right. Ten most boring U.S. cities. These are all the places you've heard of. Anything come to mind, Amy? Boring? Hmm.
Starting point is 00:51:58 I think more peaceful, but like... Okay. Is peaceful or boring? It depends. So I can give you finance buzz. They took a look at the nation's 75 largest cities and took into account entertainment, culture, outdoor activities,
Starting point is 00:52:13 and signature events like music festivals. Phoenix is at 10. Boring. Tallahassees at 9. Columbus, Ohio is at 8. Oklahoma City's at 7. San Antonio at 6. Memphis is at 5.
Starting point is 00:52:25 The Alamo? Sue Falls at 4. I guess if the Alamo is the thing because I've been to the Alamo. The Riverwalk. You go in, you're like, oh. The Riverwalk is legit, though.
Starting point is 00:52:36 Not really. It's so touristy. It's so touristy. You go to Dix. Yeah. They make fun at you and you get out of there. Yeah. That was fun. See? Corpus is at three. But once. It's fun once. Dude, Corpus is cool, dude. We've got some good time in Corpus. Cormus ain't much to do there. Witchtall is it too? That's rude. That's not shocking. No, we've had fun in Wichita.
Starting point is 00:52:54 I've had a lot of fun in Wichita. Yeah, but compared to other cities, it is not a happening in place. You're not picking a vacation in Wichita. Don't they have like aviation museum or something there? That's what you're going on vacation I don't know. If they do, I have never. Number one is Jacksonville, Florida.
Starting point is 00:53:11 You want to have been to Jacksonville? No. I don't know that I've ever been in Jacksonville. We didn't play in Jacksonville? I don't think so. I don't like we ever been to Jacksonville. So there you go. Those are the most boring cities.
Starting point is 00:53:20 So I assume Jacksonville's not on the water? I think it is by the water. Oh, that's a great question. I would assume that. I mean, I don't think it's right, right on the water. I have to dry. It's on the water because you have Jacksonville Beach. I actually don't think that should be the number one.
Starting point is 00:53:33 Right. I think Wichita would be number one. I don't know for Jacksonville. That's rude. I'm just thinking about it. Have you ever been to Wichita? Yeah, I've driven through it and I didn't stop. Then you, it doesn't happen.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Wichita's got a big river. Excuse me, Jacksonville's got a big river and the ocean. Yeah, it's actually kind of beautiful. That's awesome. It's right next to St. Augustine. They do have an NFL team too. The Jackville Jaguar's my favorite team. Oh yeah, that's where, okay, Amelia Island.
Starting point is 00:53:53 You fly into Jacksonville. I almost went there, but I didn't. But that's why. Cool. Cool. Well, no, it just seems like there's a lot to do. You see anybody cold at church. That's colder than me?
Starting point is 00:54:01 Nope. No, dude, it was crazy, dude. You should have seen this guy. Yeah, yeah. He's ripped, right? I mean, not way more than you. Just a little bit. Just enough where I can be like, that's not Bobby.
Starting point is 00:54:11 Yeah, yeah. All right, we're done. Thank you guys. We'll see you tomorrow. That's it. Bye, everybody. A win is a win. A win is a win.
Starting point is 00:54:18 I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast.
Starting point is 00:54:31 The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfills of conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it. Listen to The Clifford Show on the IHeard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok podcast network on TikTok. Hey, I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist and hosts of the podcast, a slight change of
Starting point is 00:54:56 plans, a show about who we are and who we become, when life makes us. other plans. I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change. We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that none of us likes. You can have opinions, you can have like a strong stance, and then there's your body having its own program. Listen to a slight change of plans on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On a recent episode of the podcast, money and wealth with John Hobriant. I sit down with Tiffany the budgetista Aliche to talk about what it really takes to take control of your money. What would that look like in our families if everyone was able to pass on wealth
Starting point is 00:55:43 to the people when they're no longer here? We break down budgeting, financial discipline, and how to build real wealth, starting with the mindset shifts. Too many of us were never, ever taught. If you've ever felt you didn't get the memo on money, this conversation is for you to hear more. Listen to the money and wealth with John Hope Ryan from the Black Effect Network on the I'd Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Miles Turner. And I'm Brianna Stewart. And our podcast, Game Recognized Game has never been done before.
Starting point is 00:56:18 Two active players giving you a real look at our lives and what we actually think on and off the court. Nothing's off limits. We talk tanking. I might get in trouble for this answer, but I think it's like definitely happening in the WB. We talk about our mistakes, too. They pulled me to their side and was like, hey, man, we got a call last night, man. You can't be rolling around the city like this tonight before games. Check out Game Recognized game with Stew and Miles on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:56:47 Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and IHart Podcasts presents soccer moms. So I'm Leanne. Yeah. This is my best friend, Janet. Hey. And we have been joined at the hip since high school. Absolutely. A redacted amount of years later, we're still joined at the hip.
Starting point is 00:57:00 Just a little bit bigger hips. This is a podcast. We're recording it as we tailgate. Our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey. With all the snacks and drinks. Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer? Oh, they hit a bogo. Well, then you got them.
Starting point is 00:57:13 Listen to soccer moms on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an IHart podcast. Guaranteed human.

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.