The Bobby Bones Show - Monday Morning Confessions + Amy Inspires Listener To Become Foster Parent

Episode Date: January 21, 2019

Listeners call in to share their Monday Morning Confessions. Lunchbox tries to be an Instagram influencer. Also, Amy inspires a listener to become a foster parent. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Amy's talking about Amy's talking about some step challenge she's doing So what is that happening Oh step bet The app is called stepbet And you sign up

And you can join there's all different kinds of teams. Is this a commercial you're doing? No? Okay. I didn't know if I was being lured in to one of those commercials. Oh, no, no, no. I have nothing to do with it.

Okay, it's called a step bet. Other than the fact that it's trying to hold me accountable for getting my steps and a bunch of my friends are doing it, so you're competing against each other, and you pay $40 to enter. Okay. And then all that goes, depending on which group you're part of, in that group, my group's pot has over like $100,000 or something. Well, you know all these people?

No. Oh, okay. So you just get in a random group. I'm in a friend's group. Okay. Like, whatever. So, yeah, there's like 3,000 people in the group. I don't know four of them.

Okay. So anyway, for like six weeks, as long as I meet my step goal, like it syncs up with your, you know, a smartphone, whatever, your Fitbit, and then it tracks your steps. And if you meet your target goal for the six weeks every single day that it's set for you, then you get a payout at the end. If you get a drawing. No, no, no, no. If you get disqualified.

So if you don't meet your steps one day, you're kicked out. So your 40 bucks is gone. And you know who gets it? People like me who stay in. So you split it. Everybody that lasts splits it. Splits the pot. And they take a cut too, obviously.

That's how they stay in business. Sure, I guess. They don't know. They're not doing it for a chair. I don't know. I don't have anything to do that. I'm just doing it for fun and try to, you know, I like tracking my steps. And this is helping keep me motivated.

I tried it about six months ago. On day two, I got an email letting me know that they were sorry to inform me. I did not mean my steps. That's disqualified. Day two. So this year, new year, new me. I'm going to make it. Hey, so, okay, what's the amount of steps you have to get? So you have active days and power days. You get one day off. So I have four active days, which are 15,100 steps. And then on my power days, I have to get 18,000. I don't know even

what that is. That's a lot. Like, so... How do I look on my phone to see what I've stepped? Here, I'll show you. Give me your heart. Hold on. Oh, you already have my heart. Oh. Okay, let's see. Yesterday. I stepped for 1,200 steps. What? Wait, that's it?

What did you do? It was a Sunday. It was a Sunday, hold on. Is that not a lot? You just chilled. I mean, you didn't even go to the bathroom. Last Friday, right? I did yoga, so I didn't work out.

Like, workout, workout, workout. I did 1,800 steps. No, come on. Are we sure my phone's even recording? It's not. You must be having to have your phone with you all times. Oh, I don't. Because you don't wear everything.

You're right. I don't keep my phone while I exercise. See, I wear an Apple watch, so it tracks everything. Oh. And forgive me for thinking, Amy, but can't you just put your watch on the dog or something? You can, but I'm not going to, no. For the money, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Short men are aggressive towards taller men.

I'm going to start with this story this morning. Let's do the heights around the room. Don't lie. You got it. Do not lie. Amy, if they lie, you call them out on it. Okay. Okay.

You look at me and I'll hit the buzzer. The liar buzzer. The liar buzzer. Yeah. Lunchbox. 5.11 and a half. The half? Free shirt? Are you buzzing him?

I mean, he seems pretty confident. It's fine. How did I get buzzard? Eddie? Six foot? No. I'm taller than lunchbox. Ramundo? Five six and a half.

No, there's no half. You're five six. Why are all you guys lying about your height? Why add you half? It just sounds so like you're not confident in your height. You have to add the half. I'm just telling you what the doctor told me the last time I went with $5.11.1.5. That's what they said. Eddie, your doctor told you you're six foot. Six foot. Were you wearing a hat? Nope. All right. All of you. All of you.

Why are you lying about your mind? I told you what the doctor said. Maybe it's because I had my shoes on so I got that extra half inch, but that's what they told me. I'm the tallest one on the show, right? Yeah. By probably half an inch. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Me than Eddie. Eddie lunchbox. You all stand next to each other real quick. Oh, my goodness. Eddie's taller than lunchboxes. No, lunchbox is taller. Yep. Oh, it's close.

Yeah, lunch is taller. I can look at the top of his head right. No, I think lunchbox has got you, man. Yeah. Wow. So there's no way or six point. Man, this guy's going to play him in six foot. Yeah, no way.

And then Ray is exactly my height, so he's five six. According to a new study, short men are indirectly aggressive toward taller men. Is that why you guys are aggressive toward me? No. Oh, come. Bobby, I think it means a significant difference, not like... Half an inch.

Yeah. researchers found that shorter men are more likely than taller men to try to keep more for themselves and to share less and to prove their worth. In other words, you all are Napoleon's compared to me. You have Napoleon complex. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you could only watch one show the rest of your life,

what would that show be? Oh, my gosh. I know. And I asked this question because over the weekend, I finished the office again. And I've watched it all the way through probably seven times. Not every episode all the way through, like just starting it and going all the way through.

nine seasons. It's a lot. And I've probably seen every episode more than that. But I finished again. And I cried on the last episode again. I cry every time that last episode happens. Wow. When Jim and Pam get married, I cry.

When Michael leaves and goes to Colorado at the airport, and then at the very last episode, I cried every time. I haven't gotten there yet. Well, listen, spoiler alert. But I'm dabbling in the office right now. I think I'm on season two. Did you start at the beginning? Yeah.

So my show would be The Office. You get one show to watch the rest of your life. What would it be? Amy. Friends. Strong. Yeah. I mean, Friends was the show that you watched all the time until the office kind of took its place.

Because on Netflix, the office is like the most watched, non-original. Friends is up there too. But, yeah, Friends is a good one. Lunchbox? Seinfeld. Yeah? Yeah, because I think it's funny and there's enough episodes. That's the thing, enough episodes. There's certain shows that are like four seasons.

That would get old. You need something with longevity. Yeah. You laugh. Nothing too serious. Yeah, with the office, you're talking about nine seasons and like, you know, 20 episodes, a season. It's like 180 episodes. That's crazy.

You've watched it how many times? All the way from front to back on Netflix, seven times. But again, that doesn't count when I was a kid. When I was younger, I was watching it. Eddie, I want to have to go full house. Think about all the life lessons in all of those episodes. What? Does Fuller House get lumped in here? No, no, no, no. The original with the OG cast.

Bob Saget and Dave Cooleck. The one show you'd watch all the time? Yeah, I think so. Because your kids are with you? No, no, no, just me. Okay. Of all the shows, you'd watch Full House. Man, I would go Breaking Bad before Full House.

Morgan number two, what would you do? You're 25. It would definitely be One Tree Hill. That's my big one. I've never seen an episode. What's that about? Is that a Kramer? Yeah.

Is that like their version, your age groups of, like, our 90210? Or Dawson's Creek? Probably, yeah. But none of you guys have seen One Tree Hill. Not really. So let me get this right. There's a hill. There's a tree.

Only one tree. It's basically the show that made Chad Michael Murray famous. Who? Chad Michael Murray? Oh, Chad Michael Murray. Is that the one?

Sophie Bush or whatever? They got married. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Jana Kramer was on it, for sure. You mean Johnny Kramer? Is there a name Sophia? What's One Tree Hill about quickly?

It's basically a bunch of kids in high school and they're going through life and you just get really connected to the characters. It's typical. I'm sure it's like D. D.O. C. Remember that one? Ramundo, what's your one show, buddy? Yeah, give me everybody loves Raymond. All enjoy.

Oh, good one. Oh, yes. Raymond Strong. That's one. Is that on Netflix? Yeah. Okay, I might need to do that because sometimes it's just good to have that one on. Raymond Strong.

All right, there's your one shows. On the list, they talked 10,000 people. The office was number one. Friends is number two. Parks and Recit at number three. Gray's Anatomy and number four. I dabbling that. Because of all the episodes. Yeah. And then...

It's still going. And then Full House? New Girl on number five. No, Eddie Full House didn't make it, bro. Really? Yeah, a bunch of haters. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it.

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Youngest member of our show. We want to stay cool. So she brings us what she cares about so we can be cool. All right, what do you have, Morgan number 2? There's a machine out there that will fold your laundry. It's called Foldy Mate, and it folds your clothes in less than five minutes, and it'll fold anything from age 6 to adult size, extra, extra large. You say five minutes, like a whole basket?

Could you dump a whole basket in there? Yeah, basically take it straight from the dryer and put it through the machine, and it just starts folding it within five minutes. It's like CoinStar, but it's for clothes? How does it know how to do it? Where do you buy it? How much is it? How much? It's not on the market yet, but its target price is $980.

What? Dollars, I could pay a human to do it. But for years? Okay. It would probably like a VCR. When those launch, we're really young, they were like $2,000. Right. And they were in nickel.

Now they're like, I don't even know you're going to get a big one. It was like, I'll give you a dollar to take mine. Yeah. So that's the deal, huh? Yeah. It looks pretty sweet, and it fits right next to a washer and dryer. So if you got a little room in your laundry room, it's perfect. You see it?

Yeah, it looks awesome. I saw it this weekend. I just looked at it and I was like, wait, where did you see it? Online. Can you order them? Yeah, it just got, like, revealed at a convention for electronics. Yeah, electronic convention last week. And so this was one of the big ones that was the big hit.

And everybody was talking about it. So they had videos of it. And it's just, you drove clothes in. They come out perfectly folded, like, whoo! I mean, we're trying to see. send people to Mars, right? And, like, China just sent someone to the other side of the moon, like, the dark side of the moon. And then everybody's like,

but a freaking closed folding machine. We're like, those are we talking about. Come on. I'm looking at this, and I'm just fascinated. Like, how does it do it? But how does a TV send things? I know. I still think about that. How does the internet work? Yes. I don't

know how anything works. The internet. Oh, my goodness. Shoes. Like, how do they attach shoes? How do they fit so well? But, yeah, so I'm not even going to question this. It's awesome. We're going to get one. Bones, next to your Christmas present?

Shut up. Oh, good call, Eddie. I only do the big one's for him. That's true. Y'all, we could get him one. Yeah, that's true, too. Morgan number two, is that it? Yeah, that's it.

There's it. What's up? I'm still looking at it. Pretty amazing. I'm still mind blown. So, it's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good.

Every morning, this guy, Eddie, stops in this grocery store. in Mississippi for breakfast on his way to work. He's always smiling, friendly with the employees, has gotten to know one of the cashiers there. Well, he was in sort of a bad mood, so she said, hey, what's wrong? Are you all right? And he said, well, my wife of 32 years,

Donnie, she was just diagnosed with kidney failure and she's not doing well on dialysis, blah, blah, blah. She's like, well, you know what? I think I'm going to see if I'm a match and I'll donate my kidney. This cashier at the grocery store that he's going to every year, she's a match. Wow.

Uh-huh. And she's donating. The transplant is scheduled for this spring. Wow. What? First of all, that she would even say, let me see if I'm a match. Then the fact that she was a match. Exactly. Then she's going through with it? Yeah.

That's crazy. I know. That's awesome. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bob and Bone Show. Bonehead. Norrie.

This story comes up with us from Munhall, Pennsylvania. 19-year-old Ryan's a real go-getter. He's a volunteer firefighter with the fire department. always out there trying to do good. Well, there's not been much action lately, so he went out and set up a couple fires on purpose. Oh, I saw this in the news. Yeah, arson.

Arson. He was lighting people's front porch on fire, so they would get called and he could go and put it out. Oh, no. Oh, wow. And security cameras show him starting the fires. Yeah, everybody has those doorbell cameras now or some sort of camera. Yeah.

Like, at least go a back porch. Or a garage. Yeah, but he's a firefighter that was burning people's houses. down. He didn't ever get out. He never got out of control, but he calls. He's a good firefighter. He was there and he was tipped off by himself. He was there before the calling he came in.

That's crazy, huh? Yeah, I'm lunchbox at your bonehead store in the day. Holmes, everybody. Transmitting a show. All right, where did you get trapped? And I asked that because there's a guy working on an ATM, the thing shuts on him, and he's trapped inside the ATM. And so

people will come up and he passes out through the receipt hole notes. They're like, Help me. How crazy. You're trying to get cash, and then you're like, what? It's like human in here. And they're screaming in people. So where have you been trapped?

Hey, Timmy! What's happening, buddy? I was going on. Tell me where you were trapped. Well, I was working on my car. I was like 18. And where I had it jacked up, it was real soft. And the jack fell.

And the car come down and pin me under the car. Oh. And I couldn't, I was in the dirt. cousin, concrete or asphalt, but I couldn't get my shoulders around to, like, dig out from under myself so I could get out because my shoulders were pinned back. But my cousin came by, and she jacked the car up, and I was able to get out from under it. And that was about two hours. Dude, you're lucky you're not dead.

Yeah. Wow. Jimmy! That's crazy. Yeah. Yes, sir. Do you ever dream about that? Because that's a traumatic experience.

Yes, sir. Yeah. Oh, man. As Jerry Clow, you say, once at work, I got trapped in the storage closet where all the prizes are for two hours. I went in and the door shut and I was like, I couldn't get out and the doors were really thick wood

and I was banging, nobody could hear me. The back of the building. And luckily I get to work hours early. And finally when everybody else showed up, they were like, where's Bobby? And I was like, Helmand! And finally someone was like, what's that noise? It was me.

Stuck in the equipment closet. Yeah, I was stuck in there with all the free CDs and coosies. It was like prize galore. All right. Amy, where were you trapped? In an elevator. Yeah? When I was coming to work once.

But I got out. I wasn't trapped forever. No one had to rescue me. But I did have to press the button and like it calls someone. Remember I brought in audio? That's a thing. It's almost like calling 911 even if you need it. It still feels weird.

Yeah, because you're in the elevator and then they're like, hello? And it was so, I was on my way to work. And it was so early in the morning. I feel like it had been transferred to someone who was working from home. Like, you know how calls get transferred to maybe someone that's at home? And they're like, hello. I'm like, I'm trapped in an elevator. They're like, Kenneth, why are you calling at this hour?

No, no, no, no. It's not Kenneth. It's Damien. I'm not in an elevator. Yes, help me. Okay. Hey, Brittany. Hey, good morning, guys. Talking about getting trapped. What do you think? Yeah, so my husband and I moved into a new apartment complex that has a gated parking deck. So I drive into the parking deck and my husband's

outside bringing in groceries. And I parked my car on the eighth floor. and I get out and I cannot find the exit anywhere. Like to get out of the parking deck or to get into the apartment, I can't find any doors anywhere. So I'm walking up and down and I look out over and I see my husband walking on the sidewalk. So I yell out to him, can you help me? I'm stuck in this parking deck and he just looks up and starts laughing. He doesn't even try and help me for at least 15 minutes.

And how did you get out? He finally found the door, but I was just stuck walking up and down this parking deck, trying to find an exit, and I couldn't get out. That's a Seinfeld episode where they can't find the car. They're just walking. Hey, thank you, Brittany. I appreciate you for calling. We appreciate you. Yeah, thank you very much.

Brittany and Richmond, Virginia. Let me do another one. Hey, Lauren and Iowa City. And Lauren, let me tell you about Iowa. I love it. I only been one time. That's one of my favorite places. I love it.

It was amazing. Anyway, enough about me. How about you? So I got stuck in a walk-in freezer at work at Kinnick Stadium, the football stadium in the Iowa City. I was catering there. We were doing catering for the suites upstairs, and I went down to go get something from the freezer, and it sealed. It's like that Brady Bunch episode where they get stuck in the meat locker, the freezer. Or why? So wait, did you worry you were going to, like, die?

Yeah, you know, that, like, flight or, you know, fight thing, I definitely, like, went into, like, I'm going to, this is it. Like, I'm going to die here. Like, I kind of just, like, gave up. It had been kind of a while, and I had my phone, but my boss upstairs wasn't answering, so I just assumed that this was how I was going to go. You couldn't call anybody else? Um, yeah, like, in retrospect, I could have called anybody in the world. That's what my thought was Okay, the Boston dancer

I call anybody I just hit numbers Maybe the elevator guy from Amy's elevator answered Kenneth to what? No, no, no, I'm trapped in the ice machine Thank you for your call Hey, Lauren, appreciate you.

Appreciate you. All right. What do you think the age is when you should have your life together? 30. Yeah? So you're 38? 37?

Yeah, do you feel like your life's together? No. No, you don't. No, but I think I just think 30 is a good age of where you start to get into your career. You figure out maybe if you're in a relationship, if you're going to have a family, I don't know, all the things. The age where, according to the survey where they did like 80,000 people, most people feel the age where we should have your life together is 39 years old. Oh, so I still have time.

You still have time. I still have time. That's awesome. But I think we have different parts of our lives. I think with everybody. Nobody has their whole life together, right? No. Because you're always sad.

If you want something to be, you know, substantially better, you have to sacrifice something else. For me, I've had to sacrifice a lot of my personal life for my career. Now it comes to the point where I have so much career going to have no personal life. I'm going, ooh, I'd like to, which means I'd have to peel back from the career. If you just want to all even, you know, you're really not going to have anything that's, that's topping the charts there. Yeah.

So Amy has a lot of personal life. Yeah, certain things I'm, well, I mean, when I think of having a lot of, it all together. Sometimes I think if it's like the adulting of it all and the responsibilities and taking care of it. Sometimes I don't even know how it happens, but it happens, you know? Yeah, sometimes you just have to figure it out. You just figure it out and I don't

even know how we take care of these two kids and they're in school and they go there every day and it's like... And you didn't even get to grow as parents because you adopted kids they came and there were seven and ten. Yeah, and you didn't have that time to grow as parents. Eleven going on 16. Yeah, your daughter?

Yes. That's a lot. Are the girls that your daughter, I guess she's in homeschool, so there are no kids there, huh? Yeah, she has no really other friends right now. That's what I'm talking about. Because there was some bad influences at other school. She would come home with stuff. And now I'm like, just pretty isolated. She got a teacher and herself.

Pretty cool. Other age milestones, at 29, the average adult should have a solid group of friends. By 31, they should have met and fallen in love with the one by 31. Oh, sorry, mommy. It's okay. It's okay. There's still time. Yeah. This is average.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you have time. 44% of those surveys that they didn't think they'd ever have their lives completely together. I don't think you do get your life completely together. How can you? Meaning? Like, I mean, you're always got to pay for stuff, you got this, and the older you get, you have kids, so then your life goes out of balance that way. I mean, it's just, there's no way you can have it all together. 25% of people said their love life was a disaster.

How do you feel about that? At what age? 25, just people, 25% of people so their love life was a disaster. No. Here's pretty good. No, besides our fighting about time. Lunchbox? I mean, we fight, so, I mean, I wouldn't say it's a disaster, but I wouldn't say it's all rosy, but I mean...

Any relationship is going to have things that you're working through. No, my thought a disaster. Even friendships. A disaster would be something miserable happening. I'm not miserable. Okay. I'm actually pretty good. All right.

Yeah, I mean, you are climbing rocks with him. I went on one date. See, that's why I didn't even want to mention that one date. Right. Because then it becomes a. thing. Yeah, but you did, so. No, I just said I was sore because I went rock climbing. And then I said, who'd you go with? And you said, well, there's this girl from yoga. Did you want me to lie? No, but sometimes you say, don't worry about it. Yeah, but then you know

I'm lying. Yeah, that's what I don't want to get into the story. Well, okay, well, there you have it. Long as you're together by 39, you're good. Okay. Morgan number two, you're the youngest on the show. How do you feel about all this? Yeah, I mean, I would agree with that. I don't feel like my life is all together right now at all. You're also 12. Yeah, you won't. Like at 25, I probably thought at 35, oh, that's when my life's going to be all together, and you don't deal with, like, drama and friend stuff and gossip and this and that. But guess what? Yeah.

It still happens. Can't stop. It's still like high school. Still. You're feeling still get hurt. You still cry about dumb things. And you're like, oh, my gosh, I'm almost 40 years old. I cannot believe I'm feeling this way.

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Nothing. I am on my way to work. work, but I was just calling to hop in. Me and my husband are huge fans of you guys. I love Amy. She has actually inspired me and my husband to actually consider fostering and potentially adopt, and we already have two boys. And my husband's a huge raging idiots fan.

He listens to it constantly. And Sunday is his Chick-fil-A song because he's just so devastated half the time. How do you feel Amy when someone calls and says, hey, you're inspired? Me to look at adoption. I mean, I feel like, I don't know. I mean, one of the reasons why we're vocal about our adoption is because if it can help one person maybe try to go that route, because these are kids that need a home and you can change their life. And my husband's a super private person, but he kind of has got on board with us being more vocal about our story and sharing it because of that reason. So I think it's awesome.

I mean, I'm always still in a little bit of shock by it because it's like, oh, wow. But I think we all could do that simply by sharing our stories. You never know who it's going to impact. And I think it's really awesome of you and your husband to consider fostering and adopting. Yeah, my kids actually go to a home daycare with a girl I used to work with. And they actually just saw a little boy that they're fostering. And I've just been seeing the whole process they've been going through. And you can just tell how much of a change, like just how much of the change.

just how much the baby has grown and how much he's more healthy. And I'm just like, I love it. I want to be able to change somebody else's life and make somebody else's another kid, like give them a life they deserve. And it really inspires me to see you and your husband do it, especially from someone from a different country. Look at that. Do you talk to your kids about the orphanage?

Yes, all the time. What do you say? It's a constant conversation. Haiti is, their orphanage, their moms. And we talk about going back one day. And when everybody's ready, we'll take that trip. And we will see their moms. And that will be a really crazy chapter for sure that will unlock because I don't know

where that will go from there. So it's a little scary. When will they be ready in your mind? Your son's eight. Your daughter's 11. I always thought maybe it would take a year or two. Okay, two years probably. But now that we're a year in, I'm like, okay, yeah, maybe at the year and a half mark.

Like, I could see us maybe going this summer, but... Wow, really? That quick. Yeah. That would be a year and a half. So that would be a little bit shy of the two years that I kind of was thinking, but... What if they win? They were like, we want to stay.

That would be really hard. I'd be like, I mean, they can't. Legally, they cannot. So that would be really hard. That's something we have to consider. Kaylee, thank you for calling. Hope you have a good day at work today. Tell your husband.

I say hello, and he has great taste in music, loving the raging idiots, our band. I will. All right. See you later, Kaylee. Ah, bye. All right, bye-bye. That's a good call. Bye.

That's crazy. Bye-bye. Mr. Bobby Bowles. So this picture of this guy, his dip can, and he put his engagement ring to his girl in the dip can. And it was like, hey, open my dip can. And she does, and the rings in there. Mm-hmm.

And that's how he proposed. Okay. I mean, at least it was fresh dip and not used, but still, it's so stinky and gross. Like, I'm not into it. Emma in Kansas. Give me your bad proposal story. He proposed to me while I was in a shower. What do you mean?

I was washing my hair. He walks into the bathroom, sticks the ring in the shower, like through the shower curtain, says, will you marry me? It's kind of cute. No, it's not. Why? Because you wait for that moment to be proposed to,

and then you're just taking a shower in everyday activity. Okay, you're right. And there's a curtain. He's not even looking at you. I said no. I thought he was joking. Yeah, I would have thought he was joking, too, because, again, that's like you're putting gas in the car.

And everyday activity, as it proposes. Okay, you're right. Because it's supposed to be a special moment. That's all. You're not romantic at all. And I don't say that as a slap to Amy. But Amy's not romantic at all. I know.

Case in point. She's like, oh, that's, I would cry. She's like, well, I get cleaned myself and also get proposed to. Wow, what are the day. It's beautiful. Emma, thank you. Wait, did you say yes ever? Yeah.

Emma Oh Shoot, I need to know I know Michelle in New York You're on Hi My story is that

My boyfriend and I went to purchase a new car Well I was purchasing the new car And as we were driving at home He turned to me And said Do you know that your car insurance Would be cheaper if we were married And it kind of went from there

No ring or anything Wait so he was being totally practical and he said do you know because you have this new car that insurance would be cheaper if we got married let's get married and he did that with no ring yes and what did you say

I said let's do it and then we've been married almost 12 years do you hold that against him that he didn't put anything behind it a little bit I kind of like playing around I'll joke with him and be like well I didn't even get a

proposal. He did kind of rob you of a moment. Okay, but hold on, I have a question. Was he just in the moment and he kind of thought of that and went with it or that was his plan? That's a good question. He may have been planning to ask me,

and I think he just kind of got caught up in the moment and went with it. So no, he never, when did he finally present you with a ring ever? On my birthday. Well, I feel like he should have still come through with the proposal. You should have said yes, but I want you to propose to me.

like for real. Yeah, I'm holding out to be proposed to, guys. Oh, yeah. Whenever it happens, I want to say, no, I want the proposal to me to be awesome. I'm not in the shower. Yeah, to me. Not me here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chelsea and North Carolina. Hi, go ahead. Hi, so it wasn't me, but it was my cousin. She was at a country music festival with her boyfriend, and they were getting food, and he handed her a hot dog, and it had the ring on the hot dog. How big her fingers? I don't think that was what she had in much.

Was it a really skinny hot dog? I don't know. That's really funny. Unless you tick the ring and you like crush the hot dog inside of it. Wow. Thanks for that call. I was creative. It was like he's just like over something round.

I've never seen a wedding ring on a hot dog before. What about her wedding? And a skull can though. Never seen that either? No. Or Copenhagen, you know? It's time for the good news. With lunchbox.

Sometimes you'll be driving down the road. You see people picking up trash on the side of the road. And it says, you know, inmates, so people are on work release from the jail. They go pick up trash. That's exactly what was happening in North Carolina. Three inmates out picking up trash, a guard watching over him. The guard has a stroke. Falls down, collapses.

Do the inmates run off? Do they try to escape? No, they go over, grab his phone, call 911, say, we got an emergency. You got to come save this guy's life. EMS comes, saves the dude's life. And they went back to jail. That's pretty cool. You let them all out?

I don't think I let them out. It probably helps. You probably give them the benefit, you know, if you're close. Because that's good behavior, right? Early release. That's the best behavior. Yes. Because if they run, they might get caught.

I'm sure they thought about it. Do you think they thought about it? They probably had a conversation. Frank. Should we go? Well, listen, Jimmy, if we go, they're probably going to catch us eventually. So why don't we save the dude? I mean, we don't like them that much anyway, but let's save them.

And they'll probably think it gives us a break when it comes. Now, that's a good story. I saw yesterday there was a story where a guy left for, like, I think his grandfather's funeral, they let people out of jail for funerals. Yeah. And he didn't come back. Oh, man. My uncle was let out for a funeral once, and he didn't go back.

So, but don't they have, like, a guard with them? No. I think one goes, but I think it's very loose. There's some mob show I was watching the other day randomly. Can't even tell you the name, but major mobster. True story. He wasn't, his son died, and he was such a risk. They wouldn't let him go out to his own son's funeral. Wow. So they must have done like. And then I was scared for the warden because I was like, this guy's going to come up there and kill you because you didn't let him go rest his son in peace. You've been watching the El Chapo stuff? No. That court stuff.

No, but he's crazy. I need to. One dude was talking about how El Chapo helped him get out of the gang because he was like, I don't want to be a part of this anymore. Interesting. Oh, wow. That sounds so not like that. him. And another dude was testifying against El Chapo, and they had a picture of him. And I was like, yeah, he's done. Goodbye. He done. He done. Yeah. So, uh, lunchbox is a good story. Thank you. What's all about right there. That was tell me something good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian university

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It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside, and 24-7 professional monitoring. If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, Simply Safe's agents are on it immediately. They were also named America's best customer service by Newsweek, which honestly, Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting Simplysafe.com slash bones. That's half off at Simplysafe.com slash bones. There's no safe like SimplySafe. Taking care of your yard can feel weirdly overwhelming. Sunday is a yard care company that builds a custom plan based on your soil and climate,

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Let me know. I'm a trans-modic. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Now, here it. Over to Amy. Let's get the morning corny going right now. I'm ready to laugh.

Yeah. It's ready to laugh. Me. Yeah. I'm right to laugh. Duh. morning corny. What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe? Ow! Come on. Come on. Ow! God. That was the morning corny. Do you want to know why 2019 is the year of Best Fiends?

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What? Wait, so... He says, we are truly soulmates. They met on Tinder. Here's what I'm thinking, though. I'm listening to the story on the news, one of those dumb news pop shows. And I'm going, wait, aside from the age difference,

did he have his options where he could actually meet a 61-year-old? Because you have to set your parameters of what you're looking for. Yeah. So he must have... Been open to that. Oh, wait, it's two women. I didn't know that. Two women with 37-year age difference.

For some reason, it seems as crazy to me. You're like, oh, okay, right? I don't know why. But that doesn't seem as crazy to me. The age difference is pretty gigantic. 24 and 61. Yeah. But here's why, because I think women are just better people.

Yeah. And they can probably bond and be cool with an age difference. Like, I thought it was a young guy and an old woman. We truly are soulmates. You know what? Good for them. This story is not even... What are you think about that?

That's Sarah. What's her name? Sarah Paulson? Do you know the actress that was in Birdbox, the sister, she was going to go in O.J. Simpson. I think her girlfriend is the mom from two and a half men, and she's like 80. Oh, yeah, I think you're right. You know what I mean? And good for them, you know what I'm saying? That's all.

Like, I don't get that. But I don't get it. I don't care what's going on. I don't get it. When a guy and a girl, a girl, girl, I don't know. It's just the old, like, when it's like 40, 50 years difference, it's getting up there. Right? Right. Okay.

Yes. But who are we? Whoa. What are you looking at? Whoa. What? He's looking at the age. Yeah.

The girl, the wife is Holland Taylor. She's 75. Yeah. Is it the girl from two and a half men, the mom? Yes. Another girl, 44. What? What?

Wow. What? What's your... Again, it's an adult. It's two adults. What's your age range? I don't know. Oh.

25. No. No. No, to what? Oh, you're saying up. 25 to 21. Not down. That's what we're talking about.

Up. Like, how old will you date? That's the thing. I'm 38. Probably. 37. I don't know. Have you ever dated anybody older than you?

I only dated older people until I turned about 27. By older, do you mean like six months? No, when I was in, I was like 21 to 26 year old. It was like things like that. I forgot. For a while. Like, yeah. Nice, man.

I'll be sure to date my maturity level. It's far. I think I've gotten older and they've stayed about the same. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I get older. That's right. But, yeah, probably.

I don't know. So if you fill out a dating profile or a dating app. What do you mean? Well, like, are you on a dating app? Aren't you on that one that's like for famous people or something? It's not. Not that you're famous, but you know what I mean. It's like everybody famous and me.

That's it on those app. But what's it called? Oh, is this secret? No. I don't know. I'm like talking about it. And I'm on it a little bit. A lot of people don't match me.

They don't think I'm cool. Well, maybe you need to increase your age range. No, I'm not doing that. Oh, yeah, open it up. Me and Carol Burnett are going to be leaving a party like Pete Davidson and Hey, and Betty White. She turns 97 next week. Betty White does.

She probably would be awesome to date. I wonder if she's on Raya. That's what I've called. Raya? Yeah. Wait, so you officially got on there for real? I get on about once a week. And I don't get a bunch of matches.

So how does it work? I got on Bumble for a while. I've done pretty much all of them. You know the same way as everything else. I need to get on farmers only. I need to just fully. There's another one I saw a commercial called My Time. It's for people over 50.

That's how I would get on for this. I would be such a stud on an older person dating app. I'd probably do if he's slaying them. Probably, but you're not old enough. I know, but that's what I like about them. And farmers only just know that they're not all farmers. Because my friend, she was complaining because she, ended up going out with the mechanic

and she really wants to date a farmer like she does. You finally sign up for farmers only? Oh, you mean like they're not all they don't all own farms. And you get an architect and you're like, wait, what? You get this great job this, you're like, no. Yeah, no. She really wants a country boy. Like she wants him to drive a truck, him

to have a beard, maybe wear overalls on the weekend, like just super cute. That's like her jam. She wants that. So she thought that was her way in and she ended up going out with the guy and he was a mechanic. She was like, what? But how, okay. I think the commercial is for country people, not just farmers. 200 farmer.

Okay. Lunchbox calling a hotel saying he's a social media influencer and he wants a free hotel room because he's going to give him an Instagram. Shout out. Yeah. Okay, listen, I am a celebrity that travels the world. I am worldwide famous 200,000 followers on Instagram. So I'm trying to barter for a free hotel room.

I'll post a picture on my Instagram. and that way my listeners will be like, wow, I need to stay there when they come up there. All right. We don't have that here, sir. No, no, no. You don't have free rooms here. No, no. I post a picture on Instagram.

That's what us celebrities and social media influencers do. No, you'd have to pay for the room, sir. How many pictures do I have to take for a free room? I'll put it on Twitter, too, where I have two. You have a great day, sir. You have a great day. All right. Didn't look too good for them.

Well, a couple things. One, you have to learn how to say influencer. Yeah. And then two, don't say you're listening. because you're not selling a radio show. Yeah, I'm not used to that. But I messed up. Okay.

All right, but they said no. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Record? He was recording. Are you recording this, boys? Record? Keep that.

They help you. Yeah, social media influencer here. 200,000 followers on Instagram. I go to locations like your golf club, and I will post pictures of me out there playing, saying like, oh, come look at this beautiful course. In exchange, you give me free golf. Oh, that's probably not going to happen.

Picture me on hole 18, sinking a birdie putt, and they'll be like, wow, we got to go there. And then that's going to get people to join our golf club? Absolutely, ma'am. That's what I do. I put things on... Thanks, anyway. I don't buy that. I don't think they get the concept.

Really? Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm talking to older people. They don't get it. But he explained that if he takes a picture on the 18th hole that people will come. Good morning. I'm happy. Yes, man.

How are you doing today? My name is Lunchbox. I'm going to be in New York in about a month. And I am just trying to say I'm a social media influencer. And I post pictures on Instagram. And so I'm wondering if I can get a free breakfast. So my 200,000 followers will come to your establishment. I cannot do that, sir.

If I can guarantee 200 people would come in your establishment, can I have a free breakfast? I cannot do this, sir. Okay. So when I come, I want the fried chicken and walk. and the smoked salmon eggs Benedict. That is so awesome. I really appreciate you working with me, man. Excuse me?

I did not say it was good to go, sir. All right, thank you. Okay. I did not say it was good to go, sir. Hello. You Gordon? Roll on this, boys. It does seem easy, and people write stories about it.

I know. They're like, yeah, social media influencers. Most of them aren't worth anything. I mean, I see some people that I follow, and I see them staying at the hotel one, for example. I see them staying hotels. People I know, and I see them tag. And then also, I'm like, are they getting a hookup here that I'm not realizing?

Because then there would be a card, like, sitting on the nightstand, welcoming that person to the hotel. They probably wrote it themselves to look cool. Right? And then, like, you know, some strawberries. They're probably really dead himself. And they have about 50,000 followers. Like, I'm close to a million, and nobody gives me anything from my social media. Nor do they ask.

That's crazy. I don't ask. And I'm not saying I should, but no one even says to me, hey, you're an influencer. I don't think it's a real thing. I think people make it up for the most part. That's like free press. That's like free advertising. That's free.

It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. This guy named Ray, he needed a hobby, so he got into 3D printing. And so he'd been printing off some weird things. He's like, hey, what can I do where I can actually affect somebody in a good way? And he printed a prosthetic arm for a three-year-old boy named Robert. So Robert was born without half of his left arm.

And they couldn't afford a prosthetic arm. It's $12,000. So they knew some. somebody who knew somebody. And this dude goes in and he spends 80 hours of printing and research and figuring out exactly how to print. Listen, I don't even understand 3D printing. I know. I don't even have a printer for paper anymore in my house, but he printed him on arm.

And his mom said that the first thing that her kid does every morning whenever they wake up is show his new arm to everyone. It actually works and he can pick things up. So he says the material used to print the arm cost about 25 bucks and he did all the research and figured out how to print it and make it. That's so crazy. I don't even know how 3D printing works. but the fact that you can, why don't they print out lots of arms for people? He said he had to do like 80 hours.

So it's like time and labor, but he clearly volunteered. I don't know. I just feel like you could do that more. Not him. Like, why are prosthetic arms so much if you can make them so cheap? Anyway, that's a good story. I like that. That's what it's all about right there.

That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs

are built to move at the speed of relevance, with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all. Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose, and help transform their communities,

building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven education. Take action. Find your purpose at GCU, private, Christian, affordable, nonprofit. Visit gCU.edu to learn more. Make every day feel epic in the all-new Hyundai Palisade Hybrid. The Palisade Hybrid is packed full of features, cutting-edge tech, and up to an EPA estimate.

at 619 miles of range on select trims and class leading interior space. Available front and second row relaxation seats. Available class exclusive blind spot view monitor. Available class exclusive dash camera feature. 2.5T hybrid engine with up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims. Seating configurations for 7.8 passengers. Available H-track all-wheel drive so you can be ready to go anywhere in style. including standard 100-watt USBC ports,

available Bose 14 speaker audio, and standard passenger talk driver intercom. Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade at HyundaiUSA.com. Call 562-3-4-603 for complete details. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years,

and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're simply safe. They have completely changed the game. SimplySafe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped. They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in. Setting up is so easy. You customize your system at SimplySafe.com.

It ships to your door in a few days, and with the app guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed in under an hour. No technician needed. And it's not just a camera. It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and out, and 24-7 professional monitoring. If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, SimpliSafe's agents are on it immediately.

They were also named America's best customer service by Newsweek, which honestly tracks. Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting Simplysafe.com slash bones. That's half off at simplysafe.com slash bones. There's no safe like SimpliSafe. Taking care of your yard can feel weirdly overwhelming. Sunday is a yard care company that builds a custom plan based on your soil and climate

then sends you exactly what your yard needs. No harsh chemicals, just nutrient dense ingredients. You apply with a hose. It's designed to make yard care feel doable. Go to get sunday.com to get your free custom yard analysis. That's get sunday.com. Oh, show. These are slang terms that you're here in 2019,

maybe you know what they mean. Some of them I was reading, and I was like, man, I will never be able to use these. Oh. Just generally, I'm done with new slang. Once you hit about 30, it starts to feel uncomfortable when these words come out of your mouth. Okay, let's see for ourselves. So, T, T, A. When someone says they're spilling the T, what does that mean?

I see it all the time. Yeah, that's what it means. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. T or just the letter T, it means gossip. Oh. So if you spill the T, they're spilling the tea.

T, you're like talking behind their back. Okay, I didn't know that. So, what about snatched? If someone is snatched. Taken. Yeah. They got a boyfriend. Morgan number two, do you know what that means?

Yeah, it means you look good. Yeah, it means she's 25. She knows. They hate me. Yeah. It means you got taken, taken away. It means someone grabbed you and then put you somewhere you didn't need to be. They jerked you with a quick motion.

Shut off. Okay, what else? She goes so literal. Wait, so, although I need to know how to use this. Like, like, dang, you're like, dang, you're like, Snatch, that's good. Got it. I would never say this, by the way.

That's what people mean when they say that to me. Oh, stop. Here's one that you'll probably know. Okay, what? Basic. If someone says, that's basic. Yeah, like, everyday, like typical, what you would expect. Yeah.

Anything mainstream is basic. Okay. Like pumpkin spice latte. Yeah. Or like a tattoo of a Chinese symbol. Mm-hmm. So basic. Basic.

Okay, how about, we do the extra. Yeah. Something's extra. Oh, when they go above and beyond. Like over the top. Yeah. Okay, good. Those two you know.

How about Gucci? And it's a purse? No. It's fly. No. If something's Gucci, like it's like, dang, that's Gucci. Yeah, so it's like, baller. Morgan number two, do you know what Gucci is?

Yeah, it's like, what's good? Yeah, that's it. Oh. Yeah, what's like, that, I mean, it's good. I'd be like, oh, so it's, no, this isn't Gucci. No, this is free people. It's a brand, guys. It's a brand.

It's a brand. It's Forever 21. No, but if someone's like, hey, it's Gucci, that means it's good. Yeah, okay, I can do that. How about. So Gucci. Ratchet. Stinky?

I wouldn't say stinky. What is it? But if someone's ratchet, Morgan number two? Basically it means somebody is kind of like obnoxious or like trashy. Yeah, that's what it means. Oh, okay. Like someone's trashy. Like there was a girl in the, well, like, okay, got it.

What about if someone's thirsty? Attention. They want attention. Yeah, some of these have been around for a bit. Some of these are brand new. I would never use Gucci. Some people are straight dehydrated. Okay, you're just making stuff up now to be cool.

Morgan number two, is there anything else that you used that we need to know about so we can stay cool and hip, at least a no. No, I mean, Gucci and sipping the tea are pretty big right now. What about Snatch? Does that anyone say that? No, I haven't really heard Snatch that much. I know what it means, but not in common life. I'm so glad you did this segment because she said the two biggest ones, I literally have

never heard of in my life. You need to watch MTV. They say Gucci all the time. Yeah, that's how I know this, though, because they say it on MTV. And sipping the tea? Spilling the tea, right? Yeah, it's kind of either. You can be like, sip it. Like, I'm sipping on the tea.

I'm like watching this gossip go down on Twitter. Oh, okay, you're sipping the tea. And then if you're spilling it, you're the one delivering the gossip. I got it. I see E-News, like tweet that all them. We're spilling the tea. And I was like, why are they spilling so much tea? Why do they have a good tea kettle?

But then you find out they're all gossip. These are the best workout songs. Here you go, according to this. Eminem till I collapse. Also Eminem lose yourself. Basically, it's all Eminem songs. That'll get you mad. Kanye stronger.

Kanye Power. And then here's Uptown Funk. What do you think the number one workout song is for people over 50? Because they have it on here. People over 50 years old. Oh. Their favorite workouts. song. Think about that. Okay. Oh, go ahead.

Respect. Oh, no, that's, no. I got one. Go ahead. Staying alive. The Bee Gees. Amy any guess? No, that rocky song. Dye. Wow, Amy. Old soul over there. This is get me pumped up. That opening part. Yeah. That, that, that, that, that.

Let's get on a few Monday morning confessions. Hey, Jenna in Texas, you're on. Hey, so my Monday morning confession. is actually, it's been pretty expensive, but I have a five-year-old. And since she's probably about two, I tell her things are spicy when I just don't want her to eat it. Like, if I'm eating cake and I don't want to share, I just tell her it's spicy. And she doesn't like spicy food, so she goes, okay, cool, mom. Yeah, no, no, she hates spicy food.

So she's like, oh, no, no, I don't want it. I'm like, sure, are you? You can try it? No, no, no, I'm good. That's funny. That's a good one. It's Jenna in Texas. Okay, how about this here?

Let's go to Crystal in Kansas. Crystal, you're on. Hey, good morning. Monday morning confessions. What do you have for us? My Monday morning confession is in my husband and I second-in-ar marriage, we got into a pretty good fight, and I ended up scrubbing the toilet with his toothbrush. Oh, my goodness. How long have you been married now?

Why? Almost 10 years. I've never done it since. You were so mad that you grabbed his toothbrush and put it in the commode. I did. What was the fight over? You know, I can't remember. You have to remember if you scrumpt his toothbrush.

I don't know I've ever been that mad at anybody in my life where I would take the thing they put in their mouth and put it where I do the number two. I'm not proud of it. Wow. And you're not going to do it ever again, even if you fight about the same thing. No, no.

Did you think when you were kissing him after you made up? Ooh. Right. Like you get through the fight, obviously. You're together still eight years later. And as you're kissing him, his mouth had been where he had used the bathroom. Yeah, no. I mean, he's obviously gotten rid of the toothbrush.

Well, yeah. I would hope. But you wanted him to brush his teeth with it. That was the whole point, right? She's hurting right now. We got it. That's all right. You know what?

Release it. Don't even worry about it anymore. Let it go. You've been forgiven. Thank you. All right, Crystal in Kansas. Bebh. Have a good day.

Stephanie in North Carolina. Hi, how are you today? I'm really good. Monday morning confessions. What do you have for us? All right. So many years ago, I left a man that I had the living with for five years, and I knew he was on dating sites. So he was not one for changing his password.

So I went on his dating sites, and I changed everything about his profile. Like to love it. Yeah, like to what? Actually, to the truth, because that's what I did. I was so angry that he was putting in all these lives. He always put himself 20 years younger, college-educated, that he made. grand amounts of money that he was a social drinker when he was an alcoholic

and he was up looking for a younger woman so I did change it so he would be looking for somebody between 65 and 85. Oh, got it. Go ahead. And that you know that I love to drink heavy and like somebody who can drink heavy

with me. Yeah, she's snorted. I'm supposed to laugh. I forget this is supposed to be a convention. Yeah, yeah, it's all right, that we're laughing with you. What else? Give us one more thing you changed. What else did you write? Oh, my gosh.

His age, his own his weight. He said he was physically fat. He had one of those big, like, you know, alcohol gut. He was to lower case B. And you put that? Yeah. What'd you write specifically? Gosh, it was so long ago. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. I just said, you know, I just

looked out the truth. I'm not very physically fit. You played dirty, Stephanie. I never went to college. Can you imagine? I love it. I love it. You're scrolling through it. You're looking at profiles.

And it's the most honest profile ever. I drink a lot. A little overweight. I drink heavy. He never went to college. I don't make a lot of money. I love it. I'm looking for some of who's 85.

He asked me about it. What? He did ask me about it after about a month. And what did you say? When he wasn't getting any feedback at all? No, no girls were coming back to him. What did you say to him? He said, you know, he came with her profile, didn't you?

And I said, yeah. And he laughed. And you never got back together. Oh, God, don't. No, of course, no. I know the truth. Yeah, the truth. Obviously, you wrote it on his dating site.

Hey, thank you very much, Stephanie. I appreciate you calling. Yeah. All right. You've been forgiven. Cleanse your sins. Shonda in Louisiana. You're on.

Hey, good morning. Good morning. What do you want to say? All right, so my husband likes to put these blue lights for Christmas on the like running our driveway personally I think it looks like like a runway or something but he likes it and it makes him happy so small potatoes right well I was backing out of the driveway one morning and I ran over like half of them and when he got home in the afternoon I told him it must have been the UPS driver

and packages and he believed it and you're all clear I'm all clear yeah not good for you probably listening right now now he knows well thank you for calling see Wow, this is how he's finding out. Yeah. Everybody feels better, right? I was looking at this article on BuzzFeed. Do you know who Henry Cavill is? The guy from Superman, really good-looking guy?

Oh, yes. Now that you say Superman, yes. Okay, so apparently he has a lot of chest hair. And the whole article was about how some women love chest hair. Some women don't. I want to bring in, let's bring in the girl group here. We have Amy. Amy, go ahead and introduce yourself in your age.

Hi, I'm Amy. I'm 37 years old. Married for 12 years and co-hosts here with Bobby. All right. Let's bring in our head of digital Morgan number two. Morgan number two, say hi. Hello. How's it going?

Good. Now do the thing Amy we just did. Okay. I'm Morgan number two. I'm 25 years old. And I'm the web girl on the show. All right. Say a little fun fact about your life.

I'm really excited about, I don't know. I got nothing. She has nothing. I really have nothing. All right. Let's bring in Hillary, our phone screener who's moving off the phone. Hillary, go ahead. Hi, I'm Hillary.

I just turned 26. I don't know what my fun fact is. Come on. We got to get better over our fun facts, guys. You love Chick-fil-A. I love Chick-Fleigh, yes. And you've never dated. Yes, she's only kissed two guys in her life.

That's her fun fact. Yeah. Thank you. How many dates in your life? Two. Wow. But you're on one-for-one on dates, though. On both of your dates, you get kissed?

Yeah. Wow. All right. Dang. Pretty good. Okay. Are we ready with this? Let's talk about chest hair on guys.

Okay. Okay. Is this a lot? Did you see this picture? Yeah. What do you think about that chest hair? I mean, I could do it a little bit less. Okay, yeah.

Less, maybe, yeah. But I don't want it to be fully no hair. You don't? But maybe less hair than that. Like, what about mine? You don't have any, do you? I don't have any. Yeah, so it's a little bit different.

Everyone else's chest are very different. Yeah, because he has muscles. Yeah, you can say that. That's okay. Okay, so, mm-hmm, yeah, I can do it a little bit. My husband has just a little bit. I feel like he has a good amount, but that's just me. It's not too much, not too little.

If 0% is me of chest hair and 100% is this guy, where do you like your... I guess I like it? If he's 100% and I'll like it at 50. 50%. Okay, Morgan number two. How do you feel about chest hair? hair on men? I'm like, I'm like a 25%. A little bit, but not too much. Have you ever met a guy that's a lot of chest hair? Yes, and I couldn't really do it. I wouldn't be, if it was a lot, that would be a, I don't know, I would just be like,

there's a lot when it's like out of their shirt and you're like, what's happening under there? So it's like a teddy bear trying to crawl off from underneath the shirt? Yes. So you like about 25%. Yes. Okay, Amy's 50, Morgan number 25%. Hillary, what do you like on a guy? I'm with Morgan number two. I would say about 25%. Not a lot. So what about, let me just walk you. But you're at zero.

Nobody has said that so far. I'm at like 5%. Because I got a little wee wee ones. But it also take clippers to the little bit that I have. Okay. So if you didn't, you would just have like a few? It grows a weird patches, Amy. Okay.

And I don't do it to have fully clean, but if I let it grow, it's weird patches. Yeah. And I look like I have mange. Like, I just have a little bit of hair and it's mangy. Okay. So, Morgan number two, let me run this by you, okay? Okay. You and I, we've been on 10 dates.

Okay. And I'm taking my shirt off. We're like watching a TV show for the first time. And I don't have any chest tear on my chest. It's not a deal breaker. It's more of a deal breaker if you had a lot. Is it gross, though, that I don't have any? No.

I think that's more common than chest hair typically is, honestly. So no one's like, because Mike D, who wants in the show, he has the crawling out of your shirt, chest hair. Oh, yeah. Lunchbox, where are you got in chest hair? I'm probably at zero. I got a baseball. diamond.

That's disgusting. Hey, what do you think about lunchbox's chest here Morgan number two? It's a little spotty. He has it on his belly button and then he has it like on his chest.

It's just not consistent. Yeah, but true my name. That's it. And up to his neck, it's like a diamond. That's like a triangle. Yeah. Like from his neck, the point down to the nipples and then back in.

Hillary, we think about lunchbox's chest here? I'm a little uncomfortable right now. It's fine. That's a good amount. Yeah. Would you like that? It's a little patchy though. No, no, and it's like a little pillow

with the girl's head right there. Does your wife like it and she's playing with it? No. Have you ever had a guy with a lot of Chester, Amy? No. Nope. Is your husband the guy with the most Chessair? Yeah, I'm starting to think.

Maybe my boyfriend, when we were like 20, had Chessier. I wonder what it's like, no. I don't know. He maybe had the most. Amy likes 50%, and she's a little older than the other two girls. Like 25%. Maybe we're trending downward.

And then, like, the 10-year-olds of today's, generations within like zero percent when they go away. Yeah. Yeah. That sounds right. Thank you, Girl Group. I appreciate your commentary. Because women that are probably 10 or 15 years older than me, they probably like a lot of hair. Yeah. I mean, that's like, dude, like, I think younger you get, the less condition you are to want hair. Oh, right, right. You know what I mean? You with me? Yep. All right. There we have it. Thanks to our Girl Group. We learned a lot today. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University. and affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.

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Here we go, friends. I'll give you the famous slogan of a product or business. Just tell me what the business is. Easy. Everybody have your pins out? Yeah. Let me introduce our listeners to you guys. As you guys pull your pins out, to my left,

my co-host My main squeeze Mom of two Married of how long you've been married 12 years Main squeeze My main squeeze Who is someone else

Huh To someone else You said I was your main squeeze And then you said I've been married For 12 years Yeah whatever Amy everybody Details

Details who cares Over to my right He's been with me longer Than anyone has He started out as a delivery driver At Jason's deli He came on the show As a guy who just showed up

I'm crazy And then here he is now, Lunchbox, everybody. And sitting way to my right, he was my television producer at local station Emmy Television in Austin, Texas. That's how we met. We were randomly teamed up. And I said, Eddie, if I ever get a show and it's a big show, you come and edit all the videos. And he did. Here he is.

Producer Eddie, everybody. We have three players here today. You guys ready? Yes. Ready. Number one. Kid tested, mother approved. That's the fan.

a slogan. Kid tested, mother approved. I'm in for the win. I'm in. Does it sound familiar? No. Yep. Yes, but I...

Amy. Nestly Quick. Ooh. Lunchbox. Give me the kicks. Cics. Cereal. Wow.

He got it. Those both have bunnies. Nestle Quick. Nope. No. No. No. Huggies.

No. Sorry. Give that lunchbox a point over there. Okay. All right. Number two. Eat more chicken. Say that again. Eat more chicken.

I'm in. I'm in for the win. Amy? Chick-fil-A. Lunchbox? The way my grandma says it. Chick-a-fil-A. It's Chick-fil-A, but that's how we say it in our family.

Eddie? Chick-fil-A. There we go. Okay. Number three. We have the meats. I'm in. I'm in for the win.

I'm in Amy Boston Meat Market Oh the old Boston Meat Market Solid good Is that even a thing No Boston Market is

Boston Market Yeah Oh I added meat I added meat Boston Market What is it Lunchbox The place called

Arbys Eddie Arbys This is not your game Amem Nope Kills Bugs Dead

I'm in I am in I'm in for the win Amy? Raid. Lunchbox? Raid. Eddie?

Raid. There you go. Is Lunchbox perfect so far? Oh boy. The score is Lunchbox 4. Eddie 3. Amy 2. Let's go to the last one.

Amy, you've been eliminated. I'm sorry. I know. Lunchbox, if you get it, you win. I got that. The ultimate driving machine. Ultimate driving machine. What's the word they call?

Oh, dude, hold on. I'm in. It's not right. Do you know it, lunchbox? No, I don't. have Nissan. Nissan. No.

Now, Eddie, if you get this right, you're back in the game, we go to tiebreaker. I couldn't come up with the real one, so I put Hot Wheels. It's the other one, though. It's something machines. It's BMW. Oh. The ultimate driving machine. I was way off.

That's our winner right there. I was taking it home. How do you feel, buddy? Man, that feels good. I feel like I pay attention to products, then their slogans. TV commercials pay off. Yeah. Okay, we are going home, but thank you for listening.

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